1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,573 [Hail to the Chief plays] 2 00:00:07,573 --> 00:00:15,448 * * 3 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:22,689 Candidates... 4 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,692 It's been quite an election. 5 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,361 The polls are closed. 6 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:29,996 The votes are in. 7 00:00:29,995 --> 00:00:34,366 And one of you will be... 8 00:00:34,366 --> 00:00:37,436 America's Next Top President! 9 00:00:37,436 --> 00:00:38,437 [The Star-Spangled Banner 10 00:00:38,438 --> 00:00:39,439 plays] 11 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:44,310 * * 12 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:46,846 Senator Marshall... 13 00:00:46,845 --> 00:00:48,347 Your record on women's rights 14 00:00:48,347 --> 00:00:50,015 is impeccable, and you have 15 00:00:50,015 --> 00:00:54,486 a strong military background. 16 00:00:54,487 --> 00:00:57,557 Tony Hawk... 17 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,425 You're really, really good 18 00:00:59,424 --> 00:01:03,228 at skateboarding. 19 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,362 I wish I could elect you 20 00:01:03,228 --> 00:01:03,362 Thank you. 21 00:01:03,362 --> 00:01:05,465 both. 22 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:10,003 But the final rose... 23 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:14,073 and nuclear launch codes... 24 00:01:14,073 --> 00:01:17,609 Go to... 25 00:01:17,609 --> 00:01:18,611 [suspenseful music] 26 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:20,579 * * 27 00:01:20,579 --> 00:01:21,447 The President of 28 00:01:21,447 --> 00:01:22,948 The United States of America! 29 00:01:22,948 --> 00:01:23,950 Mr. president!? 30 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:26,953 Frank, you're safe! 31 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:29,889 I am, but america's not. 32 00:01:29,888 --> 00:01:30,923 Honey, hand over the launch 33 00:01:30,923 --> 00:01:31,957 codes. 34 00:01:31,957 --> 00:01:34,293 Tony, I'm gonna need your board. 35 00:01:34,293 --> 00:01:36,628 Is this thing live? 36 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,631 America, listen to me 37 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:39,998 very carefully. 38 00:01:39,998 --> 00:01:41,700 You are... 39 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:42,834 More on that later, zwners, 40 00:01:42,834 --> 00:01:43,802 But we've got an epic Kill 41 00:01:43,802 --> 00:01:44,870 streak in progress! 42 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:45,771 No time to explain - 43 00:01:45,771 --> 00:01:48,340 just shut up and watch! 44 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:50,243 [gunfire] 45 00:01:54,379 --> 00:01:56,281 [gunfire] 46 00:02:00,718 --> 00:02:03,622 [rapid gunfire] 47 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:10,461 [explosion] 48 00:02:10,461 --> 00:02:13,464 [jets whooshing] 49 00:02:13,465 --> 00:02:15,834 [bullets zipping] 50 00:02:15,834 --> 00:02:17,736 [explosion] 51 00:02:20,605 --> 00:02:23,574 Yo, Brian. 52 00:02:23,574 --> 00:02:25,576 Come on, I got you, bro. 53 00:02:25,576 --> 00:02:27,479 [grunts] 54 00:02:27,479 --> 00:02:29,814 [beeping] 55 00:02:29,814 --> 00:02:31,817 Hey, come on, move your... 56 00:02:31,817 --> 00:02:33,752 [rapid gunfire] 57 00:02:33,752 --> 00:02:36,055 [explosion] 58 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:38,591 Move. 20 seconds to cap. 59 00:03:08,052 --> 00:03:10,956 [crowd cheering] 60 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:20,066 Our top story - VGHS barely 61 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:21,401 survives their first playoff 62 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,134 match, but... 63 00:03:22,133 --> 00:03:23,434 Last-minute miracle plays 64 00:03:23,435 --> 00:03:24,503 and lucky comebacks just 65 00:03:24,502 --> 00:03:25,570 aren't gonna cut it... 66 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:26,671 In the totally extreme road 67 00:03:26,671 --> 00:03:28,373 to the championships! 68 00:03:28,373 --> 00:03:29,574 The competition has never 69 00:03:29,574 --> 00:03:31,008 been tougher, nor the stakes 70 00:03:31,008 --> 00:03:31,976 higher. And... 71 00:03:31,977 --> 00:03:32,978 You can't help but feel that 72 00:03:32,978 --> 00:03:34,480 this VGHS team has lost 73 00:03:34,479 --> 00:03:35,480 a certain... 74 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:36,814 Je ne sais... 75 00:03:36,814 --> 00:03:38,717 "Law!" 76 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:47,260 [distant explosion] 77 00:03:56,602 --> 00:03:59,472 [explosion] 78 00:04:04,943 --> 00:04:07,813 [light creaking] 79 00:04:13,552 --> 00:04:15,520 [gun cocks] 80 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:29,769 Ooh, la la. 81 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,903 Barnstormer. 82 00:04:31,903 --> 00:04:33,839 Just sampling the local cuisine. 83 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:37,509 [chuckles] So were we. 84 00:04:37,509 --> 00:04:38,243 [laughs] 85 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,111 Prostitutes. 86 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:41,781 Yeah. 87 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,516 [sighs] 88 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:44,717 Yeah. 89 00:04:44,716 --> 00:04:46,551 You want another cap? 90 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:47,253 sure. 91 00:04:47,252 --> 00:04:48,253 Not like there's anything else 92 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:49,222 going on. 93 00:04:49,221 --> 00:04:51,622 Ha ha, yeah. 94 00:04:51,622 --> 00:04:53,057 17 to zero. 95 00:04:53,057 --> 00:04:54,192 Are you Kidding me? 96 00:04:54,192 --> 00:04:55,627 17 to zero! 97 00:04:55,627 --> 00:04:56,862 Napalm's unstoppable. 98 00:04:56,862 --> 00:04:58,129 Championship's in the bag. 99 00:04:58,129 --> 00:04:59,230 You got to get in on this thing 100 00:04:59,230 --> 00:05:00,699 while you still can, before it 101 00:05:00,699 --> 00:05:05,605 goes up, up, up! 102 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:07,073 Okay, we get it. 103 00:05:07,072 --> 00:05:08,240 Starting a high school FPS 104 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,241 team was good for the company. 105 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:10,209 But why are we here? 106 00:05:10,209 --> 00:05:11,644 What's your endgame? 107 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:14,747 What do you want? 108 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:16,949 I want... 109 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:19,985 Video Game High School. 110 00:05:24,589 --> 00:05:26,791 [rock music] 111 00:05:26,791 --> 00:05:27,792 * Don't want to hear * 112 00:05:27,793 --> 00:05:29,528 * about how the real world's * 113 00:05:29,528 --> 00:05:34,066 * the place for me? * 114 00:05:34,065 --> 00:05:35,166 * There's nothing out there * 115 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:36,100 * won't look better * 116 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:41,038 * on a tv screen * 117 00:05:41,038 --> 00:05:42,540 * There's a better way? * 118 00:05:42,540 --> 00:05:44,276 * I don't care what you say * 119 00:05:44,276 --> 00:05:45,944 * I just want to play * 120 00:05:45,944 --> 00:05:48,045 * we all just want to play * 121 00:05:48,045 --> 00:05:49,781 * Things will be all right * 122 00:05:49,781 --> 00:05:52,117 * Soon as I get back to school * 123 00:05:52,117 --> 00:05:56,389 * * 124 00:05:57,389 --> 00:06:03,062 One down, four to go. 125 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:04,864 Yeah! 126 00:06:04,863 --> 00:06:07,065 Up top, all right. 127 00:06:07,065 --> 00:06:08,567 Whoa! 128 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:10,302 [hissing pop] 129 00:06:10,302 --> 00:06:15,173 Vote for Shane. 130 00:06:15,173 --> 00:06:16,108 It's okay, Wendell. 131 00:06:16,108 --> 00:06:17,276 Let's pass out more cookies. 132 00:06:17,276 --> 00:06:18,978 Okay. 133 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:20,278 Vote for Ki. 134 00:06:20,278 --> 00:06:21,146 Thanks. 135 00:06:21,146 --> 00:06:23,882 Hey! 136 00:06:23,882 --> 00:06:25,951 [camera shutter clicks] 137 00:06:25,951 --> 00:06:27,887 Yeah, i'll vote for Shane... 138 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,021 Like, never... 139 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:30,088 [laughs] 140 00:06:30,088 --> 00:06:32,290 Three, two, one... 141 00:06:32,290 --> 00:06:33,892 Go! 142 00:06:33,892 --> 00:06:34,793 Yes! 143 00:06:34,793 --> 00:06:37,195 Ha ha! whoo! 144 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:38,664 Ted wins. 145 00:06:38,663 --> 00:06:39,331 Err! 146 00:06:39,331 --> 00:06:41,000 Boosh! 147 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,735 [imitates engine revving] 148 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,170 Ph, sor... 149 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:45,638 Oh. 150 00:06:45,637 --> 00:06:47,238 Hey, dude. 151 00:06:47,238 --> 00:06:48,206 Sorry about that. 152 00:06:48,206 --> 00:06:51,043 Are you... 153 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:55,915 How are you? 154 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,418 Yeah, he's our Ted now. 155 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:04,624 Yikes. 156 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:07,059 Are you okay? 157 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:09,829 To be honest... 158 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:11,896 No? 159 00:07:11,896 --> 00:07:13,098 Hey, man, you got to forget 160 00:07:13,098 --> 00:07:14,132 about that nerd. 161 00:07:14,132 --> 00:07:15,300 We all got the day off. 162 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:17,302 Let's go get cool by the pool. 163 00:07:17,302 --> 00:07:19,738 Actually, Games, Brian and I 164 00:07:19,738 --> 00:07:21,740 have some one-on-one time 165 00:07:21,740 --> 00:07:22,641 planned. 166 00:07:22,641 --> 00:07:23,942 Yes, there is an olive oil 167 00:07:23,942 --> 00:07:26,411 tasting at Romero's. 168 00:07:26,411 --> 00:07:28,279 Jenny, we're gonna be late! 169 00:07:28,279 --> 00:07:29,649 Is that what you're wearing? 170 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:30,682 For? 171 00:07:30,682 --> 00:07:33,252 For your interview on OMG? 172 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:34,920 Oh, god, that's today? 173 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,155 Can't I just skip it? 174 00:07:36,154 --> 00:07:37,088 That's hilarious. 175 00:07:37,088 --> 00:07:38,690 See you in the car. 176 00:07:38,690 --> 00:07:39,357 Oh, my god, Brian, 177 00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:40,225 I'm so sorry. 178 00:07:40,225 --> 00:07:41,293 I forgot. 179 00:07:41,293 --> 00:07:42,662 We'll hang out tonight, yeah? 180 00:07:42,661 --> 00:07:43,662 Yeah, don't worry about it. 181 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:44,797 Okay. 182 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:45,665 Good luck. 183 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:48,867 Thanks. 184 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:50,435 I don't know, Ki. 185 00:07:50,435 --> 00:07:51,336 Shane's gonna throw us 186 00:07:51,336 --> 00:07:53,338 a pizza party every week. 187 00:07:53,338 --> 00:07:54,339 Yeah, what do we get if we 188 00:07:54,339 --> 00:07:56,775 vote for you guys? 189 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:57,442 Well, you get 190 00:07:57,442 --> 00:07:58,677 a strong leader... 191 00:07:58,677 --> 00:07:59,745 Forget it, Ki. 192 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:01,012 The M.M.O. guild only wants 193 00:08:01,012 --> 00:08:03,848 one thing...loot. 194 00:08:03,848 --> 00:08:04,849 Let's talk deal. 195 00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:05,818 Ooh. 196 00:08:05,817 --> 00:08:07,118 Can you give me Babbage's blade? 197 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:08,454 Oh, my gosh, Josh. 198 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:09,822 If you wanted that lame sword, 199 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:10,689 you should have bought 200 00:08:10,689 --> 00:08:11,456 the collector's edition. 201 00:08:11,456 --> 00:08:13,259 Whatevs, I still want it, eh? 202 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:15,127 Fine, get my babe Babbage's 203 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:16,728 Blade, and you totes got our 204 00:08:16,728 --> 00:08:17,462 votes. 205 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:20,366 We're outie. 206 00:08:20,365 --> 00:08:22,435 Ooh, I should go too. 207 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:23,334 I'm going to meet with 208 00:08:23,334 --> 00:08:24,202 the social gamers. 209 00:08:24,202 --> 00:08:25,070 Ew, what? 210 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:25,938 Why? 211 00:08:25,937 --> 00:08:26,872 Those guys aren't even 212 00:08:26,872 --> 00:08:27,807 real gamers. 213 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:29,375 Plus, the M.M.O. guild is, like, 214 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:32,177 half the voting block, Ki. 215 00:08:32,177 --> 00:08:33,111 Who will only vote for us 216 00:08:33,111 --> 00:08:34,813 if we bribe them. 217 00:08:34,813 --> 00:08:35,480 And I'm not that sort 218 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,850 of candidate, okay? 219 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:38,817 Okay, yeah. 220 00:08:38,817 --> 00:08:39,884 No, you're right. 221 00:08:39,884 --> 00:08:40,753 I don't know what I was 222 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:41,721 thinking. 223 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,022 Go meet the people. 224 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,423 Best running mate ever. 225 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:46,258 Best boyfriend ever... 226 00:08:46,258 --> 00:08:47,126 This guy. 227 00:08:47,125 --> 00:08:47,992 Hi, Ted. 228 00:08:47,993 --> 00:08:49,427 Hi. 229 00:08:49,427 --> 00:08:50,296 I have to go. 230 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:52,131 Oh, okay. 231 00:08:52,130 --> 00:08:53,231 Bye, Ki. 232 00:08:53,231 --> 00:08:56,999 Bye. 233 00:08:56,999 --> 00:08:57,336 Okay, dork, you play 234 00:08:57,336 --> 00:08:58,803 Deathstalker, right? 235 00:08:58,803 --> 00:08:59,804 I'm gonna need you to get us 236 00:08:59,804 --> 00:09:00,772 Babbage's blade. 237 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:01,440 What? 238 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,308 Why? 239 00:09:02,307 --> 00:09:03,375 'Cause it's the only way the 240 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:04,777 M.M.O. guild will vote for us. 241 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:06,145 And if we don't get those votes, 242 00:09:06,144 --> 00:09:08,114 we're gonna lose, and then Ki's 243 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:09,315 Gonna cry. 244 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:10,316 Is that what you want, Ted? 245 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:11,383 You want Ki to cry? 246 00:09:11,383 --> 00:09:13,018 No, of course not. 247 00:09:13,018 --> 00:09:13,985 Exactly. 248 00:09:13,985 --> 00:09:14,886 Suit up. 249 00:09:14,886 --> 00:09:15,887 Okay. 250 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:16,822 But the only person I know that 251 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:18,190 Bbought the collector's edition 252 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:19,825 is... 253 00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:22,028 Oh, man. 254 00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:42,914 Hey, Ted, should I get 255 00:09:42,914 --> 00:09:44,415 The collector's edition? 256 00:09:44,416 --> 00:09:45,350 It's your money. 257 00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:48,354 Do whatever you want. 258 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:53,359 Yeah. 259 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:54,960 What the heck, Ted? 260 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:55,961 You ignore me for two weeks, 261 00:09:55,961 --> 00:09:56,928 and now you're trying to steal 262 00:09:56,928 --> 00:09:57,797 my stuff? 263 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:58,531 It's for Ki. 264 00:09:58,530 --> 00:09:59,798 She needs Babbage's blade to 265 00:09:59,798 --> 00:10:00,466 win the election. 266 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:02,134 Not that you care. 267 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:03,335 Why didn't you just ask? 268 00:10:03,335 --> 00:10:04,903 'Cause I'm not talking to 269 00:10:04,903 --> 00:10:05,571 you. 270 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:06,906 Now, do you want Ki to win this 271 00:10:06,905 --> 00:10:08,406 or what? 272 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:10,276 Yeah, I do. 273 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:15,581 But it's a two-man quest, 274 00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:17,149 so I'm coming with you. 275 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,183 What? 276 00:10:18,183 --> 00:10:19,150 No way. 277 00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,318 Ted, does Ki need this thing 278 00:10:20,318 --> 00:10:22,387 or not? 279 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:23,556 Fine. 280 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:24,523 But I'm still not talking 281 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:25,456 to you. 282 00:10:25,456 --> 00:10:27,158 And I'm playing from Ki's room. 283 00:10:27,158 --> 00:10:28,927 Okay, then, fine. 284 00:10:28,927 --> 00:10:30,830 Fine, then, okay. 285 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:32,331 [scoffs] 286 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:34,200 See you at Mount Jerek! 287 00:10:47,245 --> 00:10:49,115 [bird squawks] 288 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:53,251 [gunshot] 289 00:10:53,251 --> 00:10:54,485 That's far enough, griefer. 290 00:10:54,485 --> 00:10:56,855 State your business. 291 00:10:56,855 --> 00:10:58,857 Hi, I'm Ki swan. 292 00:10:58,857 --> 00:11:00,125 I'm not a griefer. 293 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:01,293 I'm a politician. 294 00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:02,528 [gunshot] 295 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:03,896 Even worse. 296 00:11:03,895 --> 00:11:05,597 Get going. 297 00:11:05,597 --> 00:11:07,165 Sorry, ma'am. 298 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:10,369 I'm running for class president. 299 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,204 I'm only here to learn how I can 300 00:11:12,203 --> 00:11:13,238 help you and your fellow 301 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,173 social gamers. 302 00:11:15,173 --> 00:11:16,307 Help? 303 00:11:16,307 --> 00:11:17,509 You just want an easy vote for 304 00:11:17,509 --> 00:11:19,445 a bucket of empty promises. 305 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,413 If you fancy hard-core gamer 306 00:11:21,413 --> 00:11:22,413 folk really wanted to help us 307 00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,048 cow-clickers, you'd come to our 308 00:11:24,048 --> 00:11:25,016 classroom and meet us 309 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,486 face-to-face. 310 00:11:27,485 --> 00:11:29,520 Now, if you don't mind, i've got 311 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,823 Bongo Berries to harvest. 312 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,897 Two-minute warning, 313 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:38,597 everybody. 314 00:11:38,596 --> 00:11:40,466 Two minutes to showtime. 315 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:41,533 [bell rings] 316 00:11:41,533 --> 00:11:42,533 They're gonna ask a bunch of 317 00:11:42,533 --> 00:11:44,503 dumb, nosy, personal questions 318 00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:45,604 about my life, aren't they? 319 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:47,406 Stop squirming. 320 00:11:47,405 --> 00:11:48,539 Gosh, I hate these things. 321 00:11:48,539 --> 00:11:49,974 I hate talking about myself. 322 00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:51,143 Well, get used to it, because 323 00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:52,444 being a pro means being 324 00:11:52,443 --> 00:11:53,444 a personality. 325 00:11:53,445 --> 00:11:55,547 Just look at ashley over there. 326 00:11:55,547 --> 00:11:56,447 ...And then I says to the 327 00:11:56,447 --> 00:11:58,016 salesman, "yacht? 328 00:11:58,017 --> 00:11:59,218 Why not?" 329 00:11:59,217 --> 00:12:01,120 [laughs] 330 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,120 Oh, man. 331 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:04,188 Jacques Latour, big fan. 332 00:12:04,188 --> 00:12:05,256 [gasps] 333 00:12:05,256 --> 00:12:07,125 That's Jacques Latour. 334 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:08,159 Oh, my gosh, he's, like, the 335 00:12:08,159 --> 00:12:10,194 Best FPS coach of all time. 336 00:12:10,195 --> 00:12:11,597 I'm right here, Jenny. 337 00:12:11,596 --> 00:12:12,697 Mom, he coaches the Paris 338 00:12:12,697 --> 00:12:13,564 Panthers. 339 00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:14,566 That's, like, my favorite team 340 00:12:14,566 --> 00:12:16,999 since forever. 341 00:12:16,999 --> 00:12:16,701 I have to go talk to him. 342 00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:17,568 I can't talk to him. 343 00:12:17,568 --> 00:12:18,469 Mom, will you go talk to him? 344 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:19,672 Matthews, Barnstormer, 345 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,139 30 seconds. 346 00:12:21,139 --> 00:12:22,307 Oh, god. 347 00:12:22,307 --> 00:12:23,174 Please tell me not to 348 00:12:23,174 --> 00:12:24,275 embarrass myself. 349 00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:25,343 Jenny, just relax. 350 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,079 You're fine, okay? 351 00:12:27,078 --> 00:12:28,112 Go. 352 00:12:28,113 --> 00:12:29,982 Okay. 353 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:35,955 Oh, man. 354 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:37,323 Jacques Latour... 355 00:12:37,322 --> 00:12:38,990 Cool dude. 356 00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:43,062 Ah, this is gonna be fun. 357 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:43,729 Whoops. 358 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:45,129 [gasps] 359 00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:45,998 You're on. 360 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,399 Go, go, go. 361 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:50,269 [crowd cheering] 362 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,706 W are back from commercials 363 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:54,572 And talking to 364 00:12:54,572 --> 00:12:56,408 Ashley Barnstormer and 365 00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:57,976 Jenny Matrix. 366 00:12:57,976 --> 00:12:59,711 Please clap for them. 367 00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:01,045 [applause] 368 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,014 Thank you. 369 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:05,049 So, Ashley, they say that VGHS 370 00:13:05,049 --> 00:13:06,651 is your biggest competition. 371 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:08,653 Agree/Disagree? 372 00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:09,654 You know, TalkBot, 373 00:13:09,654 --> 00:13:12,357 I got to say, Jenny and VGHS 374 00:13:12,357 --> 00:13:13,591 have really pulled off something 375 00:13:13,591 --> 00:13:15,326 special this season. 376 00:13:15,326 --> 00:13:16,461 But I feel good about our 377 00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:17,328 chances. 378 00:13:17,328 --> 00:13:18,997 [applause] 379 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,399 Jenny... 380 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:21,767 Tell us about your parents' 381 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,302 divorce. 382 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,235 What? 383 00:13:24,235 --> 00:13:25,703 Do you blame yourself? 384 00:13:25,703 --> 00:13:27,372 Uh... 385 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:28,240 No. 386 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,408 Can we talk about something 387 00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:30,308 else? 388 00:13:30,308 --> 00:13:31,743 Who's the better smoocher, 389 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:35,080 Brian D. or The Law? 390 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,548 I can answer that one. 391 00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:37,783 My goodness. 392 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:39,618 Just playing, just playing! 393 00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:40,486 Ha ha ha ha. 394 00:13:40,485 --> 00:13:41,352 Very charming. 395 00:13:41,352 --> 00:13:43,221 Oh, my god. 396 00:13:55,400 --> 00:14:00,605 So, uh... 397 00:14:00,605 --> 00:14:03,075 How's drifting? 398 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,043 Hey, when does the season 399 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:07,712 start, again? 400 00:14:07,712 --> 00:14:09,048 How's not talking to Brian? 401 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:13,719 That still going well? 402 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,421 [sighs] 403 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,388 I'd at least like to know 404 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:17,256 If Ki's all right. 405 00:14:17,255 --> 00:14:18,256 Haven't really talked to her 406 00:14:18,256 --> 00:14:19,123 since... 407 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:20,725 Traveler, beware! 408 00:14:20,725 --> 00:14:23,528 Grave danger lies ahead. 409 00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:24,596 Oh, Ted, i think this is 410 00:14:24,596 --> 00:14:25,596 the guy. 411 00:14:25,596 --> 00:14:27,632 Are you the Babbages guy? 412 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,567 You fools seek Babbage's 413 00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:30,635 Blade? 414 00:14:30,635 --> 00:14:31,569 [coughs] 415 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,705 Yep, we do. 416 00:14:33,705 --> 00:14:34,673 Where do we go? 417 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,741 Many have died in pursuit 418 00:14:36,741 --> 00:14:38,342 of that wretched blade. 419 00:14:38,342 --> 00:14:41,145 Before I send you to your doom, 420 00:14:41,145 --> 00:14:44,149 Prove you are worthy... 421 00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:45,417 By entering the exclusive 422 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:46,819 pre-order bonus code found on 423 00:14:46,818 --> 00:14:48,419 The inside cover of the art book 424 00:14:48,419 --> 00:14:49,420 in the Deathstalker 2: 425 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,423 King's Ransom edition... 426 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:53,392 If you dare. 427 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,359 Got it right here. 428 00:14:54,359 --> 00:14:58,230 It's 3-b-b-x-x-y-1. 429 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,865 You are... 430 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:00,865 Unworthy. 431 00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:01,833 Wait. what? 432 00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,301 No, no. 433 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:04,369 Oh, wait a minute. 434 00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:05,269 It's not a one. 435 00:15:05,269 --> 00:15:06,771 It's a lowercase "l." 436 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:10,242 You are worthy. 437 00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:11,709 Enjoy your thrilling 438 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,345 DLC adventure. 439 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:14,278 Thank you. 440 00:15:14,278 --> 00:15:15,647 But before you do, 441 00:15:15,647 --> 00:15:17,749 Hear this tragic tale 442 00:15:17,749 --> 00:15:19,384 of Sir Babbages 443 00:15:19,384 --> 00:15:20,719 And the cursed blade... 444 00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:21,620 Skip, skip, skip. 445 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,488 I and knights ... 446 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,388 Skip, skip, skip, skip. 447 00:15:23,388 --> 00:15:24,389 Seeing nothing but death... 448 00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:26,125 Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip. 449 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:26,792 ...ash under a sky of blood. 450 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:27,658 Skip, skip, skip. 451 00:15:27,658 --> 00:15:28,659 Dude, we're on a clock here. 452 00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:30,695 I should have... 453 00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,163 I should have stayed a farmer. 454 00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:32,831 Just skip it. 455 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,700 [groans] 456 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:47,346 Okay, looks like it's, uh, 457 00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:50,682 yeah, this way. 458 00:15:50,682 --> 00:15:52,250 I didn't tell Ki not to talk 459 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:55,586 to you or anything. 460 00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,422 Okay. 461 00:15:57,422 --> 00:15:58,923 She's just busy. 462 00:15:58,923 --> 00:16:00,158 You should hang out with her 463 00:16:00,158 --> 00:16:02,394 sometime. 464 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:03,461 I will. 465 00:16:03,461 --> 00:16:05,396 Thanks. 466 00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:06,565 Anyway, let's get this 467 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,434 over with. 468 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,243 Traveler, beware! 469 00:16:23,948 --> 00:16:26,484 Hello? 470 00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:33,125 Is anybody down here? 471 00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:57,249 [dial-up connections whining] 472 00:16:57,849 --> 00:17:03,555 I didn't think you'd show up. 473 00:17:03,554 --> 00:17:04,623 Say hello to the Fruit Tune 474 00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:07,226 Farmers. 475 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:11,930 Hi. 476 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,599 A.cC's broken, 477 00:17:13,598 --> 00:17:15,500 Runny noses wherever you look, 478 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,934 Spotty wi-fi. 479 00:17:16,934 --> 00:17:18,269 We lost our Fiddle Fig crop 480 00:17:18,269 --> 00:17:20,439 when the router timed out. 481 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,540 We'd suffer it all if we could 482 00:17:21,539 --> 00:17:23,608 get some decent computers. 483 00:17:34,318 --> 00:17:40,591 Well, I can see why you would 484 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:43,729 need wi-fi and actual chairs, 485 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,997 But the computers seem to be 486 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,832 running the game just fine. 487 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:47,799 All we want is equal 488 00:17:47,798 --> 00:17:48,966 treatment. 489 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,769 These computers are lame. 490 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:52,471 The ones they got upstairs... 491 00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:53,872 they're, like, from the future. 492 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,274 Well, that's because they're 493 00:17:55,273 --> 00:17:57,842 for playing real games. 494 00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,012 "Real games"? 495 00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:01,746 Oh, i'm sorry. 496 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,382 Fruit Tune Farms may not have 497 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:04,716 fancy graphics or take 498 00:18:04,715 --> 00:18:06,684 lightning-fast reflexes, 499 00:18:06,684 --> 00:18:08,419 But it takes dedication and care 500 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,855 to tend these crops. 501 00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:11,456 We love it, and it brings us 502 00:18:11,455 --> 00:18:16,961 together. 503 00:18:16,961 --> 00:18:19,664 So i ask you, Ki swan, isn't 504 00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:21,599 that what gaming's all about? 505 00:18:39,684 --> 00:18:42,253 [shrieking] 506 00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:06,238 [dragon screeches] 507 00:20:10,974 --> 00:20:16,847 [dragon screeches] 508 00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:19,717 [groaning] 509 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:30,929 Where is she? 510 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:34,699 She has to get... 511 00:20:34,699 --> 00:20:35,967 Ah, Ki! 512 00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:36,902 Where have you been? 513 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:37,769 The debate's in, like, 514 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:38,636 five seconds! 515 00:20:38,636 --> 00:20:39,503 I was talking with the 516 00:20:39,503 --> 00:20:40,171 Social gamers... 517 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,038 Dah ... Blagh! 518 00:20:41,038 --> 00:20:41,906 Whatever, okay? 519 00:20:41,906 --> 00:20:42,773 Look, bad news... 520 00:20:42,773 --> 00:20:43,808 Shane... Shane promised pizza 521 00:20:43,808 --> 00:20:45,476 Parties to every team in the school. 522 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:46,445 So we have to shift to a 523 00:20:46,444 --> 00:20:47,745 pro-pizza party platform. 524 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:48,613 You got that? 525 00:20:48,613 --> 00:20:49,514 When they ask about the 526 00:20:49,513 --> 00:20:50,181 student funds... 527 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,650 Wendell, there's good things 528 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:52,784 we can do with that money. 529 00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,786 Aw, Ki, look at that crowd. 530 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,020 They are literally eating up 531 00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:57,888 Shane's message! 532 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:05,197 Candidates, tick tock. 533 00:21:05,196 --> 00:21:06,597 Let's get this show on the road. 534 00:21:06,597 --> 00:21:09,000 Guh. 535 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,136 [exhales deeply] 536 00:21:12,136 --> 00:21:14,940 And every night i would open 537 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,009 ip that freezer door and say, 538 00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:20,245 "I love you... 539 00:21:20,244 --> 00:21:22,746 My strawberry swirl." 540 00:21:22,747 --> 00:21:23,914 Thank you. 541 00:21:23,914 --> 00:21:25,483 Jenny... 542 00:21:25,483 --> 00:21:28,052 Same question. 543 00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:29,688 If Brian turned into 544 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:30,889 a strawberry milkshake, 545 00:21:30,888 --> 00:21:33,057 would you still love him? 546 00:21:33,057 --> 00:21:34,826 Um... 547 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:38,697 No, because he'd be a milkshake. 548 00:21:38,696 --> 00:21:40,931 [crowd grumbling] 549 00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:42,233 So physical attraction 550 00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:43,868 is important to you. 551 00:21:43,868 --> 00:21:44,735 [crowd booing] 552 00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:45,604 What? 553 00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:46,971 No, i'm just being realistic. 554 00:21:46,971 --> 00:21:47,838 Come on. 555 00:21:47,838 --> 00:21:48,772 Looks like the only thing 556 00:21:48,772 --> 00:21:49,840 colder than that milkshake 557 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,008 is jenny's heart. 558 00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:52,544 That's 20 more points 559 00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:55,947 For Ashley! 560 00:21:55,946 --> 00:21:56,981 Next segment... 561 00:21:56,981 --> 00:21:59,084 "Did Jenny just say that?" 562 00:21:59,084 --> 00:21:59,985 What? 563 00:21:59,984 --> 00:22:01,619 Jenny, rank your favorite 564 00:22:01,619 --> 00:22:03,654 races in order. 565 00:22:03,654 --> 00:22:04,855 Um, wha... 566 00:22:04,855 --> 00:22:06,124 It's just a thought 567 00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:07,259 experiment, jenny. 568 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:10,194 No one will get mad at you. 569 00:22:10,194 --> 00:22:11,529 Okay. 570 00:22:11,529 --> 00:22:12,897 Um... 571 00:22:12,897 --> 00:22:16,534 Well, i guess that i'm white, 572 00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:17,836 So...white. 573 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,871 And then i love indian food, 574 00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,873 so maybe that would be two? 575 00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:23,240 We were talking about 576 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,743 World of Warcraft. 577 00:22:25,743 --> 00:22:26,877 Oh, my God. 578 00:22:26,877 --> 00:22:28,946 [crowd booing] 579 00:22:28,946 --> 00:22:30,581 And that is how my drinking 580 00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:32,117 fountain redistribution act will 581 00:22:32,116 --> 00:22:33,817 ensure equal access to all 582 00:22:33,817 --> 00:22:35,819 students without increasing 583 00:22:35,819 --> 00:22:37,087 hallway foot traffic. 584 00:22:37,087 --> 00:22:39,957 [polite applause] 585 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:44,162 Okay, final question... 586 00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:45,630 How do you plan to use the 587 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:48,733 student fund to benefit vghs? 588 00:22:48,732 --> 00:22:50,868 Shane, two minutes. 589 00:22:50,868 --> 00:22:53,270 I only need two words... 590 00:22:53,270 --> 00:22:54,972 Pizza parties! 591 00:22:54,972 --> 00:22:59,711 [crowd cheering] 592 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:02,113 Pizza, pizza, pizza... 593 00:23:02,113 --> 00:23:03,048 All right, all right, 594 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,249 all right, all right, all right. 595 00:23:04,249 --> 00:23:06,151 Ki Swan, any rebuttal? 596 00:23:07,118 --> 00:23:14,658 Pizza parties are good... 597 00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:18,063 But... 598 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,297 My pizza parties will come with 599 00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:20,664 free garlic knots! 600 00:23:20,664 --> 00:23:23,534 [crowd cheering] 601 00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:27,339 Garlic knots? 602 00:23:27,338 --> 00:23:28,807 Why didn't we think of that? 603 00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:30,909 You're fired, Sebastian. 604 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:31,943 Okay, man. 605 00:23:31,942 --> 00:23:36,815 I get it. 606 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:38,316 30 seconds, Ki. 607 00:23:38,316 --> 00:23:41,086 Anything else? 608 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,953 Ki? 609 00:23:42,953 --> 00:23:45,923 Is that all? 610 00:23:51,896 --> 00:23:56,100 Also, i would like to use 611 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,636 a portion of the fund to buy new 612 00:23:57,635 --> 00:23:59,403 computers for the social gamers. 613 00:23:59,403 --> 00:24:03,141 [crowd grumbling, booing] 614 00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:04,743 As class president, i want to 615 00:24:04,742 --> 00:24:05,809 make this school better for 616 00:24:05,809 --> 00:24:07,278 every gamer. 617 00:24:07,278 --> 00:24:10,147 [crowd jeering] 618 00:24:10,147 --> 00:24:15,419 They don't even have chairs, 619 00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:17,322 And pizza's unhealthy! 620 00:24:17,321 --> 00:24:20,191 [jeering continues] 621 00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:28,833 [laughing] 622 00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:30,999 Yes. 623 00:24:30,999 --> 00:24:32,870 [roars] 624 00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:43,682 Ted! 625 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:46,550 [roars] 626 00:24:53,057 --> 00:24:55,926 [roars] 627 00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:03,934 Ted, now! 628 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,710 [beast roaring frantically] 629 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:22,487 [chuckles] 630 00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:25,923 At last, the curse is broken. 631 00:25:25,923 --> 00:25:28,158 Thank you, 632 00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:30,161 true friend! Finally... 633 00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:31,462 And skippity-skip. 634 00:25:31,462 --> 00:25:35,432 I'll take that blade now, buddy. 635 00:25:35,432 --> 00:25:37,134 Here you are, good sir... 636 00:25:37,134 --> 00:25:38,368 One Babbage's blade, 637 00:25:38,368 --> 00:25:42,139 As promised. 638 00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:43,742 Wait. What? 639 00:25:43,741 --> 00:25:45,409 You picked up the sword. 640 00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:48,813 It's bind on pickup. 641 00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:52,283 Wait, no. 642 00:25:52,282 --> 00:25:53,250 Ugh, the whole quest 643 00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:54,918 is ruined now! 644 00:25:54,919 --> 00:25:55,987 Dude, I'm sorry. 645 00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:57,088 You're supposed to pick up 646 00:25:57,087 --> 00:25:58,822 The sword with the Glove of 647 00:25:58,823 --> 00:26:00,158 No Binding. 648 00:26:00,157 --> 00:26:01,291 Well, maybe you should have 649 00:26:01,291 --> 00:26:02,826 told me that, Ted. 650 00:26:02,826 --> 00:26:04,929 Oh, so this is my fault now. 651 00:26:04,929 --> 00:26:06,096 Yes, a little bit. 652 00:26:06,096 --> 00:26:07,865 You picked up the sword! 653 00:26:07,865 --> 00:26:08,833 I didn't know about the 654 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:09,801 glove, okay? 655 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:10,801 Maybe you would have if 656 00:26:10,801 --> 00:26:12,002 you hadn't skipped all of the 657 00:26:12,002 --> 00:26:12,971 quest dialogue! 658 00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:14,239 The dialogue is so boring. 659 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,340 You're boring! 660 00:26:15,339 --> 00:26:17,207 Oh, real mature, Ted. 661 00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:22,480 Ted! 662 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,480 [door opens] 663 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,481 Well, I hope you're happy. 664 00:26:24,481 --> 00:26:25,950 You just cost Ki the election. 665 00:26:25,950 --> 00:26:29,287 I'm just trying to help, ted. 666 00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:30,188 What are you doing? 667 00:26:30,188 --> 00:26:31,222 I'm doing the quest again, 668 00:26:31,221 --> 00:26:32,190 alone. 669 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:33,291 It doesn't work like that, 670 00:26:33,290 --> 00:26:34,158 idiot. 671 00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:35,360 Don't call me an idiot, 672 00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,427 you jerk! 673 00:26:37,428 --> 00:26:38,563 God, Ted, you're such 674 00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:40,031 an asshole! 675 00:26:40,030 --> 00:26:41,899 [crash] 676 00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:44,936 Ugh. 677 00:26:44,935 --> 00:26:47,538 Dude, are you okay? 678 00:26:47,538 --> 00:26:49,240 Screw you. 679 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,240 No, no, no, no, no, no. 680 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,375 Dude, i'm sorry. 681 00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:52,242 I didn't mean to. 682 00:26:52,242 --> 00:26:53,110 I'm sorry. 683 00:26:53,111 --> 00:26:56,214 [crying] no, you're not. 684 00:26:56,213 --> 00:26:58,215 You're not my friend. 685 00:26:58,215 --> 00:27:00,117 No, Ted, i am. 686 00:27:00,117 --> 00:27:00,984 I'm sorry. 687 00:27:00,984 --> 00:27:01,985 I... 688 00:27:01,986 --> 00:27:02,854 I didn't mean to. 689 00:27:02,854 --> 00:27:03,587 I'm really sorry, man. 690 00:27:03,587 --> 00:27:04,888 Shut up, Brian! 691 00:27:04,888 --> 00:27:07,157 Just shut up! 692 00:27:07,157 --> 00:27:08,325 I'm done. 693 00:27:08,326 --> 00:27:10,194 Go to hell. 694 00:27:19,637 --> 00:27:26,510 He's on fire! 695 00:27:26,510 --> 00:27:28,913 And he's good at basketball. 696 00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:30,214 What a scholar! 697 00:27:30,214 --> 00:27:31,949 Now, Jenny, an anonymous 698 00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:33,451 informant tells us you have 699 00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:35,920 a hidden talent of your own. 700 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,355 Uh, are you talking about 701 00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:38,389 DXM? 702 00:27:38,388 --> 00:27:39,323 No. 703 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:40,557 Even more embarrassingly, 704 00:27:40,557 --> 00:27:41,625 you used to play 705 00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:44,494 Paropera the Opera, like a nerd. 706 00:27:44,494 --> 00:27:45,963 Who told you that? 707 00:27:45,963 --> 00:27:49,099 Loading Paropera the Opera. 708 00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:52,903 Jenny will now sing for us. 709 00:27:52,903 --> 00:27:54,105 Oh, no, no, no, thank you. 710 00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:55,073 I don't do that. 711 00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:56,074 Oh, come on, jenny. 712 00:27:56,074 --> 00:27:57,008 Let's hear it. 713 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,110 I'm sure you sound lovely. 714 00:27:59,109 --> 00:28:00,310 Right, everyone? 715 00:28:00,310 --> 00:28:01,211 Sing... 716 00:28:01,211 --> 00:28:03,948 Sing, sing, sing, sing, 717 00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:07,117 Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, 718 00:28:07,116 --> 00:28:09,953 Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing... 719 00:28:09,953 --> 00:28:12,089 [chanting intensifies] 720 00:28:12,089 --> 00:28:14,958 [crowd cheering] 721 00:28:20,898 --> 00:28:22,766 [lights bang] 722 00:28:24,734 --> 00:28:33,610 [singing opera] 723 00:28:33,611 --> 00:28:41,486 * * 724 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,150 [cheers and applause] 725 00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:56,059 I can't believe you told them 726 00:29:56,059 --> 00:29:56,727 That I sing. 727 00:29:56,728 --> 00:29:57,628 Well, it's a good thing 728 00:29:57,627 --> 00:29:58,495 I did... 729 00:29:58,496 --> 00:29:59,397 You were dying out there. 730 00:29:59,396 --> 00:30:01,698 Well, thanks. 731 00:30:01,699 --> 00:30:03,567 [clears throat] 732 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:11,309 [clears throat] 733 00:30:13,778 --> 00:30:17,080 Coach Latour. 734 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:17,781 Oui? 735 00:30:17,781 --> 00:30:18,648 I'm sorry. 736 00:30:18,648 --> 00:30:20,384 I'm just...i'm a really big fan. 737 00:30:20,384 --> 00:30:22,452 You are Jenny Matrix, oui? 738 00:30:22,452 --> 00:30:23,320 Yeah. 739 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,187 This has been quite 740 00:30:24,188 --> 00:30:25,757 the season. 741 00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:26,624 Wow. 742 00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:27,557 Thanks. 743 00:30:27,557 --> 00:30:28,625 You're... quite the coach! 744 00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:29,660 [chuckles] 745 00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:31,496 Um... ah... 746 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,398 What i meant was, you've been 747 00:30:33,397 --> 00:30:34,531 watching me? 748 00:30:34,531 --> 00:30:36,266 But of course. 749 00:30:36,267 --> 00:30:38,469 This is the scouting season. 750 00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:40,505 You are the best sniper 751 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,440 in the entire league. 752 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,107 [chuckles] 753 00:30:44,107 --> 00:30:45,242 The Panthers would be very 754 00:30:45,242 --> 00:30:46,410 lucky to have you. 755 00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:47,812 Shut up. 756 00:30:47,811 --> 00:30:49,479 That's stupid. 757 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,115 Just keep it up. 758 00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:51,782 Mm-hmm. 759 00:30:51,782 --> 00:30:53,216 But now excuse me. 760 00:30:53,217 --> 00:30:56,788 I'll be very late for my flight. 761 00:30:56,788 --> 00:31:00,424 Au revoir. 762 00:31:00,424 --> 00:31:01,658 That means "Till we meet 763 00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:04,662 again!" 764 00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:06,530 [squeals] 765 00:31:06,530 --> 00:31:11,269 [sighs] 766 00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:12,403 Hey, Ki. 767 00:31:12,403 --> 00:31:13,671 Wendell? 768 00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:15,239 You got to come see this. 769 00:31:15,239 --> 00:31:17,107 [laughs] 770 00:31:17,107 --> 00:31:25,282 Uh, wendell... 771 00:31:25,282 --> 00:31:30,221 What's going on? 772 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,824 You stood up for us, Ki Swan. 773 00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:33,691 You looked out for 774 00:31:33,691 --> 00:31:34,759 the little guy. 775 00:31:34,759 --> 00:31:36,693 Now we're looking out for you. 776 00:31:36,693 --> 00:31:38,096 Say hello to your new campaign 777 00:31:38,096 --> 00:31:40,730 team. 778 00:31:40,730 --> 00:31:43,600 [chuckles] 779 00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:45,203 Let's get to work. 780 00:31:45,202 --> 00:31:46,203 [Irish folk music] 781 00:31:46,203 --> 00:31:54,077 * * 782 00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:08,125 Theodore? 783 00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:10,127 Are you living here? 784 00:32:10,127 --> 00:32:12,730 Yeah. 785 00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:14,632 You got a problem with that? 786 00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:24,408 What troubles you? 787 00:32:24,407 --> 00:32:26,743 I had one stupid thing to do 788 00:32:26,743 --> 00:32:29,279 today ... get that sword for Ki. 789 00:32:29,279 --> 00:32:31,214 I couldn't even get that right. 790 00:32:39,856 --> 00:32:41,725 Come with me. 791 00:32:45,930 --> 00:32:49,000 [Tomowatchi squeaking] 792 00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:58,041 [squeaking continues] 793 00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:03,981 No! 794 00:33:20,431 --> 00:33:23,300 [animals squeaking weakly] 795 00:33:33,577 --> 00:33:35,445 Vote for Ki. 796 00:33:42,752 --> 00:33:44,621 [knock at door] 797 00:33:44,622 --> 00:33:46,990 Hi. 798 00:33:46,990 --> 00:33:49,926 Hey. 799 00:33:49,926 --> 00:33:50,927 How'd it go? 800 00:33:50,928 --> 00:33:52,296 It was amazing. 801 00:33:52,296 --> 00:33:53,564 I met Jacques Latour. 802 00:33:53,564 --> 00:33:55,600 I sang opera. 803 00:33:55,599 --> 00:33:57,667 You didn't watch it? 804 00:33:57,667 --> 00:33:59,502 No, I was going to, 805 00:33:59,502 --> 00:34:02,005 But Ted came over, so... 806 00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:02,974 Really? 807 00:34:02,973 --> 00:34:04,808 How did that go? 808 00:34:04,808 --> 00:34:05,742 [sighs] 809 00:34:05,742 --> 00:34:08,679 Not great, but, you know, 810 00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:11,249 friends come and go, right? 811 00:34:11,248 --> 00:34:13,384 Tell me about Jacques. 812 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:14,784 Brian, are you okay? 813 00:34:14,784 --> 00:34:15,652 Yes. 814 00:34:15,652 --> 00:34:16,519 Really? 815 00:34:16,519 --> 00:34:17,454 Yes, yes, no, i just... 816 00:34:17,454 --> 00:34:18,456 I'd like to talk about your 817 00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:21,525 day, please. 818 00:34:21,525 --> 00:34:23,860 Well, um... 819 00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:24,862 First off... 820 00:34:24,862 --> 00:34:25,730 [zipper opens] 821 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:29,032 Backstage food is awesome... 822 00:34:29,032 --> 00:34:30,701 And free. 823 00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:32,570 I have so much candy 824 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:33,704 Here...oh, my gosh. 825 00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:34,839 It's, like, gonna gain 826 00:34:34,838 --> 00:34:35,806 ten pounds tonight. 827 00:34:35,806 --> 00:34:36,673 don't care. 828 00:34:36,673 --> 00:34:37,641 I'm gonna get a cavity. 829 00:34:37,641 --> 00:34:39,609 Love it. 830 00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:42,579 [people cheering] 831 00:34:42,579 --> 00:34:43,581 [irish folk music] 832 00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:51,456 * * 833 00:34:54,692 --> 00:35:02,733 Ted! 834 00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:04,902 I got you the M.M.O. guild. 835 00:35:04,902 --> 00:35:06,070 [laughs] 836 00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:07,538 They're gonna vote for you. 837 00:35:09,606 --> 00:35:11,442 You're amazing, ted. 838 00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:13,878 Come on. 839 00:35:13,878 --> 00:35:15,813 This is my boyfriend, ted. 840 00:35:15,813 --> 00:35:17,448 He's on the campaign too. 841 00:35:17,447 --> 00:35:19,449 Yes! 842 00:35:19,449 --> 00:35:25,855 * * 843 00:35:25,856 --> 00:35:28,859 [music drowning out] 844 00:35:28,858 --> 00:35:29,860 [eerie atmospheric music] 845 00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:32,797 * * 846 00:35:47,344 --> 00:35:51,414 Hello, welcome to 847 00:35:51,414 --> 00:35:52,949 Brother Hotline. 848 00:35:52,949 --> 00:35:54,117 Please say the name of the 849 00:35:54,117 --> 00:35:55,885 biological brother you wish 850 00:35:55,885 --> 00:35:57,054 to speak to. 851 00:35:57,054 --> 00:35:59,990 Ashley... Barnstormer. 852 00:35:59,989 --> 00:36:02,592 You said Ashley Barnstormer. 853 00:36:02,592 --> 00:36:04,928 Is this your name... Shane Pizza? 854 00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:06,364 Yes. 855 00:36:06,364 --> 00:36:07,130 Your real name is 856 00:36:07,130 --> 00:36:08,965 Shane Barnstormer, 857 00:36:08,965 --> 00:36:11,634 Brother of Ashley Barnstormer. 858 00:36:11,635 --> 00:36:13,137 Connecting you to your brother 859 00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:14,138 now. 860 00:36:14,137 --> 00:36:15,373 Expected wait time for your 861 00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:17,074 brother is...right now. 862 00:36:17,074 --> 00:36:18,142 [door opens] 863 00:36:18,141 --> 00:36:20,043 What's up, brother? 864 00:36:20,043 --> 00:36:21,913 You called?