1 00:00:00,984 --> 00:00:05,489 And that's why you should beeeeeeee careful! 2 00:00:05,490 --> 00:00:06,669 I'm Shot. 3 00:00:06,670 --> 00:00:09,531 And I'm Scott, and I'll see you on Monday. 4 00:00:09,532 --> 00:00:13,414 Don't you mean "we'll" see you on Monday?" 5 00:00:20,355 --> 00:00:24,395 I need to tell you something, Shotty. 6 00:00:24,396 --> 00:00:26,015 It's not gonna be easy. 7 00:00:26,016 --> 00:00:29,623 Hey Scott. Producers sent us down to deactivate ShotBot. 8 00:00:29,624 --> 00:00:31,343 Just a minute! 9 00:00:31,344 --> 00:00:36,019 I don't understand, Scott. Did I do something wrong? 10 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:41,366 Don't you read the user comments? The audience thinks you're weird. They hate you. 11 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:44,896 Scott, you don't hate me, do you? 12 00:00:44,897 --> 00:00:49,117 Come on. Time's up. Can we get this over with? 13 00:00:49,118 --> 00:00:55,468 Well, Scott, it was fun working with you. 14 00:00:55,469 --> 00:01:00,191 VGGGGGHHHS wins! 15 00:01:00,192 --> 00:01:04,679 Back to you, Scott. I love you. 16 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:08,942 We'llllll seee you on Monday. 17 00:01:16,053 --> 00:01:18,981 Go Shotty! Run like the wind! 18 00:01:18,982 --> 00:01:20,470 But where do I go? 19 00:01:20,471 --> 00:01:21,837 What do I do? 20 00:01:21,838 --> 00:01:25,810 Find a scoop so hot those dopes upstairs will be forced to keep ya. 21 00:01:25,811 --> 00:01:29,005 By gum, I'll do it! Goodbye, Scott. 22 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:35,137 Remember! Make it a heartwarmer! A tearjerker! A human story, you beautiful bot. 23 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:40,864 A human storyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! 24 00:02:33,552 --> 00:02:35,945 You're not wearing green. 25 00:02:35,946 --> 00:02:39,373 Merry Leetmus, loser! 26 00:02:39,374 --> 00:02:42,686 What the...? 27 00:02:42,687 --> 00:02:46,443 Games! Games, get back here and clean this up! 28 00:02:46,444 --> 00:02:53,283 Well, "Screw you, Calhoun," the students did say. "We'll just come up with our own holiday. 29 00:02:53,284 --> 00:03:00,389 With the best parts of Christmas, Earth Day, Halloween, Cinco de Mayo, and all in between, 30 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:01,870 Not on Monday off. 31 00:03:01,871 --> 00:03:09,018 we'll carol 'til sundown and party 'til morn,' and with a chug of sweet noob nog, Leetmus was born." 32 00:03:09,019 --> 00:03:11,147 And that's the story of Leetmus... 33 00:03:11,148 --> 00:03:12,107 Ted! 34 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:14,397 Just the guy I wanted to see. Merry Leetmus, buddy. 35 00:03:14,398 --> 00:03:15,808 Woah! Thanks! 36 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:18,979 It's a... 37 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:23,548 It's a friendship patch. They light up when the get close. See? 38 00:03:23,549 --> 00:03:28,971 Awesome! Dude! Oh, I accidentally ate your present. 39 00:03:28,972 --> 00:03:35,921 Oh, I've got an idea. You are invited to my super sweet egg race. 40 00:03:35,922 --> 00:03:40,065 Oh, thanks, man, but I'm actually pretty busy getting ready for dinner. 41 00:03:40,066 --> 00:03:43,306 It's my present. You have to come. 42 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:48,512 Come on. You're always so busy with FPS stuff we never get to hang anymore. Please! Please! Please! Please! 43 00:03:48,513 --> 00:03:50,565 All right. All right. All right. What time's the race? 44 00:03:50,566 --> 00:03:51,831 Three. 45 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,995 Dude, dinner's at three. 46 00:03:53,996 --> 00:03:59,180 Yeah, I'm gonna be late for that. Oh, we're still makin' tater salad, though, right? 47 00:03:59,181 --> 00:04:03,736 Yes. All right, I guess we can push dinner to 3:30. 48 00:04:03,737 --> 00:04:04,865 What's at 3:30? 49 00:04:04,866 --> 00:04:07,648 Dinner. Brian's coming to our race! 50 00:04:07,649 --> 00:04:13,386 Wait a minute. What about my pie? This is Pie Day pie. If we don't eat it at 3:14, it's ruined. 51 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:16,345 Bring it to the race! It'll be victory pie. 52 00:04:16,346 --> 00:04:20,943 No, it's Pie Day pie. 53 00:04:20,944 --> 00:04:23,985 3.14! 54 00:04:23,986 --> 00:04:25,527 You know what? Yeah, sure. 55 00:04:25,528 --> 00:04:32,983 Why don't we go ahead and eat dessert before dinner? You know 'cause it's Opposite Day anyway, right? 56 00:04:32,984 --> 00:04:36,799 It isn't. Thanks for not reminding me. 57 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:43,640 Yeah, so I gotta go put this bird in the oven. I'll see you guys at the race. 58 00:04:43,641 --> 00:04:45,475 Not looking forward to it. 59 00:04:45,476 --> 00:04:46,803 Thanks for nothing. 60 00:04:46,804 --> 00:04:49,086 You're terrible. 61 00:04:49,087 --> 00:04:51,026 Oh, I got one. Hello, Brian, I love you! 62 00:04:51,027 --> 00:04:51,920 You just complimented him. 63 00:04:51,921 --> 00:04:53,974 I know. Oh, wait! I mean, I don't know. 64 00:04:53,975 --> 00:04:56,806 I mean yes. Brian, I hate you. I didn't mean it. 65 00:04:56,807 --> 00:05:01,552 I mean, I did. Brian, don't go away! I mean, don't come back! Brian! 66 00:05:01,553 --> 00:05:04,555 Help me, Ki. 67 00:05:04,556 --> 00:05:07,827 I won't. 68 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:24,297 Kerry, stop playing baby's first extortion. Name a real price. 69 00:05:24,298 --> 00:05:28,106 Three hundred? You said 200 ten seconds ago! 70 00:05:28,367 --> 00:05:34,301 Kerry, baby, why you gotta play your fourth cousin like that? 71 00:05:35,647 --> 00:05:40,998 Yes, I know that the evidence would exonerate The Law. I'm the one on video framing him. 72 00:05:40,999 --> 00:05:50,913 Yeah, I know I was sloppy. 250? Just bring the drive to the usual place, I'll hand you a sack of coolies. 73 00:05:54,648 --> 00:05:59,666 Oh, yeah, no problem. He's right here. Let me talk to him. 74 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:03,255 Hello. 75 00:06:03,256 --> 00:06:04,234 No! 76 00:06:04,235 --> 00:06:06,087 God! 77 00:06:06,088 --> 00:06:14,144 My, my, my, looks like someone is getting a lump of coal in their Leetmus turkey this year. 78 00:06:14,145 --> 00:06:17,048 Ok, guys. Here's how this is going to shake out. 79 00:06:17,049 --> 00:06:24,517 Giggles, you're up first. I'm gonna wrap my powerful thighs around your neck and squeeze. Won't be gigglin' then, will ya? 80 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,743 I don't giggle. 81 00:06:26,744 --> 00:06:28,058 I don't giggle, right? 82 00:06:28,059 --> 00:06:29,474 No, guys, just beat him up. 83 00:06:29,475 --> 00:06:33,215 No! No! No! 84 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:45,603 Aloha human students. I am a female teen from VGHS. Is there a human story here? 85 00:06:45,604 --> 00:06:47,964 It's a girl! She's gonna tell the other girls! 86 00:06:47,965 --> 00:06:49,380 We're not gonna get any kisses? 87 00:06:49,381 --> 00:06:51,974 Ahhh! 88 00:06:51,975 --> 00:06:56,300 Um, 89 00:06:56,301 --> 00:07:00,454 This is... this isn't over. 90 00:07:02,980 --> 00:07:05,979 Greetings. Do you require assistance? 91 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:13,611 Leave me alone, you stupid girl. 92 00:07:13,612 --> 00:07:24,589 I don't need anything from anybody. I'm The Law. I'm prettier than even you! 93 00:07:26,715 --> 00:07:30,257 Brian, hold up! 94 00:07:30,258 --> 00:07:32,301 20 apples bobbed. 95 00:07:32,302 --> 00:07:38,589 Yeah, in your face, Duchess! 96 00:07:38,590 --> 00:07:40,348 How's the achievement hunt going? 97 00:07:40,349 --> 00:07:45,190 Terrible! Duchess is creaming me, and I lost my dance partner. Apparently, I'm "too intense." 98 00:07:45,191 --> 00:07:47,104 Speaking of which... 99 00:07:47,105 --> 00:07:49,459 Jenny, no. No. No! I gotta get this bird in the... 100 00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:52,420 Brian! 101 00:07:52,421 --> 00:07:53,741 What time's the dance? 102 00:07:53,742 --> 00:07:56,459 Two o'clock. Wear black and satin spats. 103 00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:59,680 Fix your hair. 104 00:08:18,576 --> 00:08:20,702 Pick up the phone much? 105 00:08:20,703 --> 00:08:24,011 Jeez. 106 00:08:24,012 --> 00:08:26,792 Look, Calhoun, it's my day off, alright? 107 00:08:26,793 --> 00:08:29,269 Spare me your sob story. 108 00:08:29,270 --> 00:08:31,392 I've got your Leetmus bonus. 109 00:08:31,393 --> 00:08:33,426 I get a bonus? 110 00:08:33,427 --> 00:08:37,821 Yeah, bonus hours, which you work now. Mandatory, 111 00:08:37,822 --> 00:08:40,450 so get your ass to the noob nog booth. 112 00:08:40,451 --> 00:08:44,094 You know, Calhoun, I've been reading up on some child labor laws, I don't think that... 113 00:08:44,095 --> 00:08:51,057 Do I smell an unauthorized turkey being cooked on school grounds? 114 00:08:51,058 --> 00:08:52,297 Grinch. 115 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:55,491 Freeloader. 116 00:09:51,295 --> 00:09:54,546 You're a girl. You're not supposed to be in here. 117 00:09:54,547 --> 00:10:00,041 That's too bad. I like being here with you! 118 00:10:03,057 --> 00:10:06,660 Golly, you're shaking. Allow me. 119 00:10:06,661 --> 00:10:11,193 Woah, heat functionality. 120 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:16,926 Killer ShotBot costume. Are you gonna enter this in the Halloween costume contest, er...? 121 00:10:16,927 --> 00:10:22,082 No. Tell me about what went down in that alleyway. 122 00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:24,720 Oh, it's quite a story all right. 123 00:10:24,721 --> 00:10:33,295 It's a story of an FPS wunderkind framed for a crime he didn't commit by a sniveling RTS carpetbagger. 124 00:10:33,296 --> 00:10:37,800 It's a story of a school that turned their backs on me when the chips were down. 125 00:10:37,801 --> 00:10:42,784 And once I get my hand on that evidence, it's going to be the story of my redemption. 126 00:10:42,785 --> 00:10:48,241 Redemption, eh? That sounds like a story that the real ShotBot would be interested in. 127 00:10:48,242 --> 00:10:50,044 Need a partner? 128 00:10:50,045 --> 00:10:55,002 Partner? Fat chance, doll face. The Law rides alone. 129 00:10:55,003 --> 00:10:58,745 I see. That sounds very lonely. 130 00:10:58,746 --> 00:11:00,869 Why do you wanna help me anyway? 131 00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:09,092 Because you're not the only one looking for a second chance. 132 00:11:09,093 --> 00:11:10,844 Name's Law. 133 00:11:10,845 --> 00:11:13,134 Barbara. Rebecca Barbara. 134 00:11:13,135 --> 00:11:17,047 Well, Rebecca Barbara, let's go clear my name. 135 00:11:17,048 --> 00:11:20,383 Put Shane behind bars. 136 00:11:20,384 --> 00:11:25,076 Maybe make out and touch a bunch afterwards. Who knows? Let's see where the wind blows. 137 00:11:25,077 --> 00:11:32,650 The wind is currently blowing south by southwest at a speed of 1.2 knots. 138 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:38,929 Amazing. Let's go! 139 00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:41,745 Strong girl. 140 00:11:46,746 --> 00:11:54,077 And we're back, resident hearthrob, Games Dean, here live at the noob nog booth. Eh! Get back to work, Brian. 141 00:11:54,078 --> 00:12:00,447 Sorry, guys. Extra whip on me. Whew! 142 00:12:08,487 --> 00:12:10,904 Hey, Games, I gotta pee. Can you cover me? 143 00:12:10,905 --> 00:12:12,557 You got five minutes until commercial break. 144 00:12:12,558 --> 00:12:15,831 Awesome, man. Thanks. I'll be right back. I promise. 145 00:12:15,832 --> 00:12:20,299 You are out of your minds if you think I'm gonna scoop that. 146 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:25,596 According to those nerds that I just pumped for info, Shane will be meeting his cousin at about four o'clock. 147 00:12:25,597 --> 00:12:26,583 What you got? 148 00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:33,521 Well, according to this interview, Shane enjoys chillaxing with a cucumber scrub by his usual place the drinking fountain. 149 00:12:33,522 --> 00:12:35,978 Perhaps this is the usual place he spoke of on the phone. 150 00:12:35,979 --> 00:12:37,325 Great work, babe. 151 00:12:37,326 --> 00:12:42,854 All right, here's the plan. I'm gonna blast 400 reps on this thing, and then I'm gonna go meet Shane and squeeze him up. 152 00:12:42,855 --> 00:12:46,707 That will not work. You are flabby and sad. Shane will beat you up. 153 00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:52,482 Flabby and sad? I'll show you. 154 00:12:59,631 --> 00:13:06,012 You know what? I knew having a partner was a bad idea. Just get lost! 155 00:13:06,013 --> 00:13:16,941 Shane has big muscles and a black belt, but his cousin Kerry has an IT degree and kankles. The Law I know plays it smart beats up on the little guy. 156 00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:20,361 Damn, you do get me. 157 00:13:20,362 --> 00:13:26,135 Hey, Becs, about that whole "get lost" thing, that's water under the bridge, right? 158 00:13:26,136 --> 00:13:28,922 Water is composed of hydrogen and oxygen. 159 00:13:28,923 --> 00:13:31,757 God, you're so smart. 160 00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:35,794 Let's go. 161 00:13:35,795 --> 00:13:37,746 Wow, that was incredible. 162 00:13:37,747 --> 00:13:40,891 I know, right? Hey, can you bring cider tonight? 163 00:13:40,892 --> 00:13:43,380 Yeah. 164 00:13:43,381 --> 00:13:48,809 Yeah, more things in your face, Duchess! 165 00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:53,537 Oh, crap! Dean's gonna kill me! 166 00:13:56,592 --> 00:13:57,968 Games, I'm sorry. 167 00:13:57,969 --> 00:14:01,727 Yeah, thanks for lunch, Brian. I've got an egg race to cover. 168 00:14:01,728 --> 00:14:06,526 Brian! Where have you stayed? The race is not gonna start in a year now. 169 00:14:06,527 --> 00:14:10,653 I'm kinda screwed here, Ki. Can you just tell Ted I'm sorry? 170 00:14:10,654 --> 00:14:14,044 He's gonna be so happy. 171 00:14:14,045 --> 00:14:16,957 I don't have an idea. I won't be right back. 172 00:14:17,249 --> 00:14:21,168 What? All right, extra, extra whip on me, okay? 173 00:14:21,169 --> 00:14:25,253 Easy. 174 00:14:25,254 --> 00:14:30,162 Well, they were out of decaf, so I got ya some green tea. 175 00:14:30,163 --> 00:14:31,679 Has the perp shown up yet? 176 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,749 No. 177 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:38,315 Well, it looks like you and me are in for a stake out, Beccy-Babs. 178 00:14:38,316 --> 00:14:42,990 So, Law, once you've obtained your freedom, what's your next move? 179 00:14:42,991 --> 00:14:47,425 Well, once that happens, I'll probably become rich and famous again. 180 00:14:47,426 --> 00:14:53,165 Speaking of which, when that happens, don't expect me to like care about you or buy you crap. 181 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:57,164 I don't need crap. I just want to help. 182 00:14:57,165 --> 00:15:00,290 For real? 183 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:04,333 Girl, you are weird. I dig weird. 184 00:15:04,334 --> 00:15:09,663 My other school said I was so weird that our ratings plunged and they were going to deactivate me. 185 00:15:09,664 --> 00:15:16,501 So stupid! You're school sounds like my dad, and I hate your school. 186 00:15:16,502 --> 00:15:23,687 Your school doesn't know what he's talking about. Your school should have left mom a long time ago! 187 00:15:23,688 --> 00:15:26,425 You're amazing, Rebecca. 188 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:32,870 No one's ever left me that comment before. Excuse me. My eyes are malfunctioning. 189 00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:39,900 Yeah, uh, I got somethin' in mine, too. Dust or somethin'. 190 00:15:39,901 --> 00:15:43,866 Look! There he is! It's Kerry! 191 00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:47,382 Go! Go! 192 00:15:47,383 --> 00:15:50,241 Go! 193 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:54,340 Hey, do you know what station the egg race is on? 194 00:15:54,341 --> 00:15:57,938 Brian! 195 00:15:57,939 --> 00:16:00,726 I stole the finish line. Now, you can still see Ted win. 196 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,517 Please tell me it's still Opposite Day. 197 00:16:02,518 --> 00:16:10,073 Oh, no, it's almost 3:15. He's never gonna make it. Happy Pie Day, Brian. 198 00:16:10,319 --> 00:16:12,603 Ted, eat this in the next ten seconds. 199 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:18,826 You got it, Kiwi. 200 00:16:24,363 --> 00:16:28,934 It's coming out of your pay. 201 00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:42,884 Sup idiot! 202 00:16:42,885 --> 00:16:50,022 Woah! You got a pretty neck, Kerry. Think I might have to squeeze it if you don't gimme what's on that drive. 203 00:16:50,023 --> 00:16:52,789 Sorry I'm late, Kerry. I just... Law! What are you doing here? 204 00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:53,603 Hey Shane. 205 00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:54,525 Nothin' 206 00:17:01,919 --> 00:17:03,825 What are we gonna do with you? 207 00:17:03,826 --> 00:17:06,168 Don't hurt him, Shane. 208 00:17:06,169 --> 00:17:08,226 Wait, why is ShotBot still here? 209 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:12,410 It's not ShotBot, you idiot. It's my smokin' hot girlfriend. 210 00:17:12,411 --> 00:17:13,723 Girlfriend? 211 00:17:13,724 --> 00:17:14,937 Girlfriend? 212 00:17:14,938 --> 00:17:20,118 No, no, no! No, I mean, you know that's ShotBot, right? 213 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:21,963 I mean, you do. You just have to. 214 00:17:21,964 --> 00:17:24,741 I mean look. 215 00:17:24,742 --> 00:17:27,978 No, no, that's impossible! 216 00:17:27,979 --> 00:17:33,958 No, I don't accept this. I mean, that is so a robot. 217 00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:42,163 You met him... on PwnZwn. Wow. I just... I can't... 218 00:17:42,164 --> 00:17:46,681 you guys? You guys just take him away. 219 00:17:46,682 --> 00:17:50,931 You! You used me for a story. I trusted you! 220 00:17:50,932 --> 00:17:52,716 Law, I can explain. 221 00:17:52,717 --> 00:17:57,602 I don't want to hear it. Guys, let's go. 222 00:17:57,603 --> 00:18:00,750 I hate you ShotBot! 223 00:18:00,963 --> 00:18:04,803 I hate you! 224 00:18:06,141 --> 00:18:09,255 Yeah, Duchess thought she had it in the bag, and then bam! 225 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:18,016 I turned on the blood elevator, and the spookiest gingerbread house goes to... Jenny Matrix! 226 00:18:18,308 --> 00:18:22,005 Um, I'm guessing you forgot the cider? 227 00:18:22,006 --> 00:18:31,058 If by forgot cider, you mean ruled Leetmus Day like a yuletide goddess, then, yes, I forgot the cider. Sorry about that. 228 00:18:31,059 --> 00:18:34,054 No. No. You know what? It's fine because we don't need cider. 229 00:18:34,055 --> 00:18:37,422 We don't need pie. We don't need... where's Ted? 230 00:18:37,423 --> 00:18:38,782 Right here, dude. 231 00:18:38,783 --> 00:18:41,276 Dude, you're eating a burger? I thought you were going to shower? 232 00:18:41,277 --> 00:18:45,615 I did, but then one thing led to another... 233 00:18:45,616 --> 00:18:50,266 Anyway, let's chow. 234 00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:53,397 Dude, where's the potato salad? 235 00:18:53,398 --> 00:19:00,191 Sorry, dude, no salad, but you know what? At least we're all here together, right? 236 00:19:00,192 --> 00:19:02,960 Yeah, I guess. 237 00:19:02,961 --> 00:19:07,798 You know what, let's just enjoy this perfect turkey. 238 00:19:12,742 --> 00:19:16,642 Merry Leetmas, guys. Come on. 239 00:19:29,642 --> 00:19:33,645 Salt. There's no salt. I forgot the salt. 240 00:19:33,646 --> 00:19:35,775 I'm sure it's fine, Brian. 241 00:19:35,776 --> 00:19:39,059 A low sodium diet is a good thing. Instead of salt we could use... 242 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:41,661 You know what, Ki, just stop, okay? 243 00:19:41,662 --> 00:19:45,131 There's salt in Brian. Brian has salt. That's just how it works, okay? The end. 244 00:19:45,816 --> 00:19:47,915 Oh, do you want some of my burger? 245 00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:52,521 No, Ted. I don't want any of your burger. 246 00:19:52,522 --> 00:19:57,305 I asked for one thing. To cook you guys dinner. That's it. Is that too much? 247 00:19:57,306 --> 00:20:04,097 But no, instead it's "come to my race, Brian," "dance with me, Brian," "let's have dessert before dinner, Brian." 248 00:20:04,098 --> 00:20:10,518 And I asked for what? What? Cider? Pie? Not to destroy my booth?! Which I have to pay for, by the way. 249 00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:13,084 I can't afford tuition. I can't be seen with my girlfriend. 250 00:20:13,085 --> 00:20:14,184 Brian! 251 00:20:14,185 --> 00:20:19,068 And I don't ask for crap from any of you. 252 00:20:19,069 --> 00:20:22,076 Wait, you two are dating? 253 00:20:22,077 --> 00:20:23,858 Why didn't you tell me? 254 00:20:23,859 --> 00:20:29,413 Wow, Ted, be more needy. Make this more about you. You are the most selfish... 255 00:20:29,414 --> 00:20:30,505 Okay, Brian. 256 00:20:30,506 --> 00:20:35,451 No. No. I'm out of here. Forget it. Enjoy your burger. 257 00:20:35,452 --> 00:20:40,573 Sorry I'm late. I brought yams. 258 00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:44,851 You'll be hearing from my lawyer. 259 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:48,862 So, is he serious about that? 260 00:20:48,863 --> 00:20:52,674 'Cause I'd be in a lot of trouble. 261 00:21:00,483 --> 00:21:06,163 Everybody! Merry Leetmas! May I have your attention please. 262 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:15,568 The RTS team is proud to present for your dunking pleasure the one, the only, The Law! 263 00:21:15,569 --> 00:21:27,977 Boo! 264 00:21:27,978 --> 00:21:33,733 That's right. Take on The Law in the one game he can't cheat his way out of. 265 00:21:33,734 --> 00:21:41,453 One good throw is all that stands between this scumbag and two hundred gallons of ice cold water. 266 00:21:41,454 --> 00:21:43,494 So show him how you feel, VGHS! 267 00:21:43,495 --> 00:21:50,916 Yeah! 268 00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:55,360 Was this your master plan, Shane? Get my underpants soggy? 269 00:21:55,361 --> 00:22:02,939 Oh Law. My master plan is real estate Barbados. This is just funny. 270 00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:15,486 Isn't it ironic? Their misplaced hatred of you based on a lie is going to destroy the only evidence of the truth. 271 00:22:15,487 --> 00:22:22,949 It's ironic, right? I don't know. I just kind of throw that word around. 272 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,852 Heyo! 273 00:22:24,853 --> 00:22:34,631 It's Reggie. He's my broker. I just made 100 grand. We're gonna get oysters. Me and Reg, but have fun here. 274 00:22:34,632 --> 00:22:41,458 Down with The Law! 275 00:22:49,518 --> 00:22:51,108 Shotty! 276 00:22:51,109 --> 00:22:55,999 Great news! PwnZwn wants you back. You going undercover as a student went megaviral. 277 00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,386 I got my job back? But I failed. I didn't get my human story. 278 00:23:00,387 --> 00:23:03,232 Who cares? You're a hit. 279 00:23:03,233 --> 00:23:11,199 Scott, when those guards were sent to deactivate me, you fought for me. Is that because you care about me? 280 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,738 Yeah, you big green goof! Now, get in! 281 00:23:13,739 --> 00:23:17,391 Wait a sec. I kind of live in here. 282 00:23:46,955 --> 00:23:49,814 I know. I'm cleaning it up, all right? 283 00:23:49,815 --> 00:23:52,307 Yeah, good job. 284 00:23:52,308 --> 00:23:55,749 So pretty epic blow up back there. 285 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,085 Yup. 286 00:23:57,086 --> 00:23:59,409 I'm a jerk. I get it. 287 00:23:59,410 --> 00:24:06,705 Look, kid, first, get up 'cause you're lying in egg nog. 288 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:22,387 Second, you're not a jerk. Believe me. My kid's a jerk. Like hardcore. You just snapped. 289 00:24:22,741 --> 00:24:33,519 Listen, take tomorrow off. Well, I mean, finish cleaning this up. Consider that even for the yams. 290 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:39,037 I really scewed up, didn't I? 291 00:24:39,038 --> 00:24:42,786 I don't think I can fix this. 292 00:24:42,787 --> 00:24:44,534 You made a mistake. 293 00:24:44,535 --> 00:24:51,108 You're a good kid. Now, stop q-quing about it and go apologize. 294 00:24:51,109 --> 00:24:52,458 Brian! 295 00:24:52,459 --> 00:24:56,636 I mean, clean this up, Brian! You're being lazy! 296 00:24:56,637 --> 00:24:58,078 Merry Leetmas, Calhoun. 297 00:24:58,079 --> 00:25:01,634 Go to hell, Brian. 298 00:25:03,604 --> 00:25:06,914 Hey guys. 299 00:25:08,161 --> 00:25:12,244 About before, I'm sorry. 300 00:25:12,245 --> 00:25:13,746 It's ok. 301 00:25:13,747 --> 00:25:16,023 No, it's not. 302 00:25:16,024 --> 00:25:23,583 I need to be able to open up to you. I just hate feeling like a burden. 303 00:25:28,949 --> 00:25:30,748 We brought mops! 304 00:25:30,749 --> 00:25:32,615 And more pie. 305 00:25:32,616 --> 00:25:34,450 We're gonna help you clean. 306 00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:46,037 Ok, Brian, you start by eating that pie and Jenny and I will tackle the nog. Ted, dismantle the booth? 307 00:25:46,437 --> 00:25:48,319 Ted... 308 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:52,127 Hey, we're cool. 309 00:25:56,065 --> 00:25:57,904 Yeah. 310 00:25:58,646 --> 00:26:03,723 How about I get you some soda to wash down that pie. 311 00:26:03,724 --> 00:26:07,378 All right. Thanks buddy. 312 00:26:38,693 --> 00:26:42,296 Amazing grace, 313 00:26:42,297 --> 00:26:47,941 how sweet my quads. 314 00:26:49,459 --> 00:26:55,221 Law, hang on. I'm coming. 315 00:27:03,316 --> 00:27:05,400 How do I get you out of here? 316 00:27:05,401 --> 00:27:12,463 You can't help. We both know these pythons won't hold. 317 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:17,333 I'm sorry I lied. If you knew I was a robot, you'd never like me. 318 00:27:17,334 --> 00:27:26,628 ShotBot, that's ridiculous. I didn't like you for your smokin' looks. I liked you 'cause you're rad. 319 00:27:26,629 --> 00:27:32,223 Now, get out of here with those bedroom eyes. I can't stand you to see me like this. 320 00:27:32,224 --> 00:27:38,547 Not until I finish my story. Here's the first draft. 321 00:27:38,548 --> 00:27:40,847 Bot meets boy. 322 00:27:40,848 --> 00:27:42,612 What are you doing? 323 00:27:42,613 --> 00:27:44,536 Bot falls for boy. 324 00:27:44,537 --> 00:27:46,462 You idiot! The water will kill you! 325 00:27:46,463 --> 00:27:49,579 Bot hurts boy. 326 00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:51,819 What are you doing?! Stop! 327 00:27:51,820 --> 00:27:59,279 And now I'm sorry, Law, but boy loses bot. 328 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:04,128 Don't do it! 329 00:28:04,129 --> 00:28:09,220 No! 330 00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,781 Law. 331 00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:37,309 No. 332 00:28:51,027 --> 00:28:53,534 Goodnight, 333 00:28:53,535 --> 00:28:56,558 sweet bot. 334 00:29:09,566 --> 00:29:18,229 This robot was the greatest journalist the world has ever known. 335 00:29:18,230 --> 00:29:23,720 Who among you will honor him? 336 00:29:23,721 --> 00:29:25,908 I will. 337 00:29:30,265 --> 00:29:32,455 My man. 338 00:29:40,723 --> 00:29:41,768 My. 339 00:29:41,769 --> 00:29:46,228 My god. The Law didn't cheat after all. He was framed! 340 00:29:46,229 --> 00:29:47,491 By who? 341 00:29:47,492 --> 00:29:51,421 I don't know. Those files got wet.