SORRY!
BRIAN! SLOW DOWN IN THE HALLWAY!
CAN'T, Kl! GOTTA HUSTLE!
FROM MY MOM.
BRIAN! WHAT'S THE HURRY?
MEETIN' MY MOM AT THE BUS STOP.
FOR THAT THING TODAY?
YEP. DEFINITELY.
HEY, BRIAN, YOU STILL UP FOR THAT THING LATER?
OH, CRAP, THAT THING THAT WAS TODAY?
I'VE GOT ANOTHER THING WITH JENNY.
IT'S, UH, FPS STUFF.
OH.
I'LL DE-WAX THE BOOGIE BOARDS.
AWESOME. WE'LL HANG OUT TOMORROW, ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT.
MY MOM'S COMING TO VISIT, AND I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HER SINCE I LEFT FOR VGHS.
SOUNDS BORING.
WELL, IT'S NOT.
CHEETO?
DUDE! YOUR MOM'S A CAT!
YOUR MOM'S A CAT!
PRACTICE. TIME FOR PRACTICE.
WE WERE PRACTICING,
MORE TIME TO REVIEW...
AHHH!
BUT SERIOUSLY, I'M GONNA GO NOW,
MINUTES, YOU CAN-
YOU'RE KIND OF FREAKIN' OUT ABOUT THIS, AREN'T YOU?
FREAKING OUT? I'M NOT FREAKING OUT. YOU'RE FREAKING-
SORRY. SAVES THE ALARM.
OKAY, I'M FREAKING OUT.
DUDE, CHILL. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. I'M JUST...
YOUR MOM CAN'T FIND OUT ABOUT US.
I MEAN, NOBODY CAN FIND OUT ABOUT US,
AND THIS IS FOR REAL NOW.
I'M JUST- I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA BLOW IT.
BRIAN, DISARM THE BOMB. IT'S GONNA BLOW.
ARE YOU SERIOUS, BRIAN?
YOU SUCK!
CAN'T DISARM A BOMB. I CAN DISARM A BOMB.
I CAN DISARM TWO BOMBS.
SORRY, GUYS.
MY BAD.
BOMB DISARMS ARE NEWB 101.
TO DO IT BLINDFOLDED.
COACH, I-I SWEAR I CAN NORMALLY DO THIS.
ON THAT UPLIFTING NOTE, THAT'S PRACTICE.
EVERYONE'S DISMISSED.
JENNY, STICK AROUND.
SO, ABOUT BRIAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I THINK HE'S STILL IN THE ROOM, MOM.
NOT FOR LONG. I-
SEE YA WHEN I SEE YA.
WELL, THAT WAS AWKWARD.
BRIAN TOMORROW.
O KAY.
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME?
YOU'RE MY CAPTAIN. I WANT TO HEAR YOUR OPINION.
WELL, HE'S ONE OF THE STRONGEST PLAYERS IN OUR TEAM.
I WOULDN'T BENCH HIM
COULDN'T DISARM ONE STUPID BOMB.
AND NO DISCIPLINE.
IN STUFF LIKE THIS.
US LOSE THE GAME TOMORROW.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
YEAH. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE MADE UP YOUR MIND.
YOU MAKE THE CALL.
BENCH HIM OR NOT. JUST LET ME KNOW BY GAME TIME.
WENDELL. RULE NUMBER FIVE. NO SODAS IN THE HALLWAY.
D'UH.
SORRY.
WENDELL!
IN THE HALLWAYS.
RULE NUMBER 38.
D'OH! I- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
UNFORTUNATELY, I CAUGHT YOU WITH SILLY STRING EARLIER.
THAT'S THREE INFRACTIONS.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
BATHROOM DUTY?
I'M SORRY, BUT RULES ARE RULES.
D'OOH!
NUMBER ONE R.A.
SNAPS, Kl.
REALLY. SNAPS.
WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE!
- OH, MY GOSH. - SCOOPED THIS OFF YOUR FLOOR A COUPLE MINUTES AGO.
THIS ISN'T
MIGHT LEAVE. OH, NO.
THIS CAME FROM AN ANIMAL.
IN FACT, I'M WILLING TO BET IT CAME FROM A...
WHOO!
POOPIE MAN SHANE! POOPIE MAN SHANE!
WE TALKING ABOUT?
UGH.
NO PETS ALLOWED, Kl.
SO WHEN I FIND THAT CAT, YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO NUMBER ONE,
'CAUSE SHE'S COMING OVER TO MY PLACE.
WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER, ME AND ONE.
FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP.
MY FRIENDS SAY I'M ONE-WHIPPED, BUT I DON'T CARE,
'CAUSE I'M READY TO COMMIT.
BECAUSE I...
LOVE...
NUMBER ONE.
30-FOOT RANGE.
WITH YOU, TED?
GOD! I'VE BEEN HOLDING THIS TRACK FOR HOURS.
WHEN DO I GET THE TOY CAR?
THIS IS NOT A TOY, TED.
USB SUPERCAR.
WHAT? I WANT ONE EVEN MORE NOW.
D.K., WHEN DO I GET ONE?
THEODORE, YOU'VE BEEN A DRIFTER FOR NARY A FORTMONTH.
IS NO SMALL CHALLENGE.
IT'S ONLY FOR SUPER SERIOUS RACERS.
SERIOUS?
I STOLE SODA FOR YOU GUYS. I BEAT THE DUCHESS.
AND I BUILT THIS BOSS TRACK.
ONE, AND I WANT ONE. NOW.
VERY WELL, CHILD.
HEED MY WARNING,
FROM THE BOOKSHELF.
OH, MY GOD.
I MISSED YOU TOO, BUDDY.
BUT DAD'S GOTTA GO NOW TO PRACTICE HIS STUPID MINIGAME,
A MINIGAME THAT IF HE MESSES UP, WILL RUIN OUR ENTIRE SEASON.
HEARD THAT.
I MISSED THIS.
ALL RIGHT. WISH ME LUCK.
BRIAN,
THAT. IS A CAT.
IN YOUR ROOM.
OH, YEAH, THAT'S CHEETO, MY BEST BUD FROM HOME.
CHEETO, THIS IS Kl. SHE'S AWESOME.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, I GOTTA GO.
YOU TWO HAVE FUN.
GOTTA PRACTICE.
UH...
BRIAN.
RULE NUMBER 35.
ARE THE CAT THAT'S BEEN POOPING ON MY FLOOR?
WHEW. YES, YOU ARE.
PURGATORIO.
OF THE HOKKAIDO REGION,
OVERDRIFT GAME EVER CONCEIVED.
BE BRAVE ENOUGH,
SKILLED ENOUGH,
SUPERCARS WITHIN,
FIT FOR A KING!
ALAS...
TO CONSTRUCT THE ULTIMATE RACER,
FOR THE CASUAL GAMER.
YOU SEE, WHEN YOU ENTER PURGATORIO,
UNTIL YOU WIN.
IN THERE FOR THREE DAYS.
PEED HIS PANTS.
I HEARD A KID DIED.
BOTH TRUE AND UNTRUE,
WHERE THE KID DIED.
THAT'S WHY
INTO ANTIQUITY,
UNTIL I FOUND A COPY... ON EBAY.
SO, THEODORE, NOW THAT YOU'VE HEARD THE TALE,
DID YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST?
L. CAN. HOLD IT.
WE SHALL SEE, TED.
WE SHALL SEE.
COME ON, YOU'VE DONE THIS A THOUSAND TIMES.
AH. HI, BUDDY!
ALL RIGHT. NO MORE SCREWING AROUND.
Cam-u,
I CAN DO THIS.
DANG IT!
HE'S BEEN IN THERE FOR HOURS, D.K.
HE'S NOT READY FOR THIS.
WERE YOU READY, TRIXI? WERE ANY OF US?
CRAP, I'VE REALLY GOTTA PEE.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
NO. IT CAN'T BE.
THEY PATCHED HER OUT.
PATCHED HER OUT?
THAT CAR'S NO BUG, CHILD.
THEN WHAT IS SHE?
OF THEIR MADNESS.
LET HER PASS, TED.
HER SIREN'S CALL.
SWEET STRIPES.
NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING PAST ME WITHOUT A RACE, BUDDY.
NOW POOP.
GOOD BOY.
HELLO, UM, DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THE GIRLS' BATHROOM TOO,
OR JUST...
HO, IS... IS THAT A CAT?
YES, UH, YES IT IS... A CAT.
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A CAT? YOU'RE BREAKING, UH, RULE... YOU'RE BREAKING RULE 35.
WELL, YOU SEE, THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE.
I AM THE R.A., AND I JUST TRAINED...
UH-UH. NO, NO. 'CAUSE YOU-
YOU SAID RULES ARE RULES.
THAT'S WHAT YOU- THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.
- YOU SAID RULES ARE RULES. - WENDELL, CONTROL YOUR BREATHING.
NO, NO! YOU'RE BREAKING THE RULES, Kl.
I'M NOT-
I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO ANYTHING YOU SAY ANYMORE, OKAY?
OH, MY GOD.
EVERYONE! EVERYONE!
WENDELL!
EVERYONE! EVERYONE! EVERYONE!
Kl IS HOUSING A CAT. SHE'S BREAKING THE RULES!
EVERYBODY BACK INSIDE.
NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
WENDELL, CAN I SEE YOU IN TED'S-?
THEY'RE JUST A LIE. NOTHING IS REAL.
AUTHORITY IS FINISHED!
SILLY STRING!
Ki: OH, MY-! NO! NO!
OH, NO!
BRIAN!
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
ALL FRESHED UP?
YEAH, YEAH, GOOD TO GO.
GOOD. WELL, IN THAT CASE, WANNA GO?
UH...
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY,
AND PRACTICE A LITTLE MORE.
REALLY? YOU'RE GOOD, THOUGH, RIGHT?
LIKE, FOR TOMORROW, YOU'VE GOT THE WHOLE BOMB THING DOWN?
YEAH, YEAH. NO. ALL THE WAY DOWN.
'CAUSE BRIAN, IF YOU DON'T, I REALLY NEED TO KNOW THAT.
NO, NO, NO. JENNY, YEAH, I, UH...
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR, LIKE, HOURS,
SO, WHY DON'T WE GO GRAB A BITE TO EAT?
IN FIVE.
O KAY.
OH, NO, NOT AGAIN!
YEAH!
WELL, GIRL, YOU ARE PRETTY CRAZY.
BUT I LIKE THAT.
I AM GONNA CALL YOU...
HELLENOR.
WHAT?
YOU'RE MY CAR NOW!
HELLENOR, COME BACK!
WHAT-?
COME ON, D.K. WE'LL PRY HIM OUT IN THE MORNING.
ATTENTION,
RULES ARE RULES. THAT MEANS NO PETS.
NO SILLY STRING.
NO SODAS IN THE HALLS,
PIZZA PARTIES.
NOW, CLEAN UP!
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
CHEETO?
CHEETO? CHEETO?
TO...
EXPLOSIVE CHEMISTRY.
I CAN'T DO IT. I CAN'T DISARM A BOMB.
WHAT? YOU SAID THAT YOU COULD.
I LIED. I'M SORRY.
I TOLD MY MOM THAT YOU COULD DO IT. SHE WANTED TO BENCH YOU.
- WELL, I CAN'T. SHE PROBABLY SHOULD. - NO, NO, NO. IT'S FINE.
YOU'LL JUST DO YOUR BRIAN THING, AND IT'LL ALL-
NO, JENNY, I CAN'T DO IT.
I COULDN'T DO IT ALL AFTERNOON.
I DON'T KNOW WHY, I JUST- I CAN'T.
WELL, THAT SUCKS.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT SOMEBODY ELSE IN.
LOOK, JUST... NEXT TIME DON'T LIE TO ME ABOUT IT, OKAY?
I WON'T. I PROMISE.
ALL RIGHT.
I SHOULD GO.
THANKS.
O KAY.
THIRTY-SECOND TIME'S THE CHARM.
EASY, GIRL.
EASY.
NO!
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
YOU WANT TO RACE AGAIN?
WELL, FORGET IT.
I HATE YOU.
YOU'RE A STUPID, CHEATING BUTT,
AND I HOPE YOU CRASH, YOU PIECE OF JUNK.
YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID. GO AWAY!
CHEETO?
CHEETO!
HI.
I'M SORRY I THREW YOU OUT THERE EARLIER.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
I DID MEAN TO, BUT...
LET'S GET YOU HOME TO BRIAN.
MAN, CATS ARE REALLY EASY TO GRAB, AM I RIGHT?
ESPECIALLY THE DUMB ONES.
WELL, IT'S TIME TO GET YOU IN TROUBLE.
SHANE, PLEASE. THAT'S BRIAN'S CAT.
YOU'RE A BUSINESSMAN. I'M SURE WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.
SORRY, KIWI. RULES ARE RULES.
AAAHHH!
TO YOU BACK THERE?
THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S BETTER.
LOOK, DO YOU WANT TO RACE?
I'M GONNA BE STUCK HERE FOR A WHILE, SO...
OKAY, HEY, NO FAIR STARTING WITHOUT ME. WHOA, WHAT-? HEY!
- I'M EMPTY. - HERE.
OKAY, ON THREE.
OKAY, YEAH, I GET IT.
HEADS UP. IT'S THE FINAL ROUND.
AND WIN THE GAME.
GAMES, DON'T CHARGE THE BOMB.
- SORRY, COACH. - I DON'T NEED SORRY.
TO GET IT TOGETHER.
THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND, GUYS.
NAILING US TO THE WALL.
A CURVE BALL.
PUT IN BRIAN.
DUE RESPECT, COACH,
BRIAN WILL CRUSH THIS.
HE MAY BE UNDISCIPLINED,
BUT WHEN YOU NEED HIM,
HE STEPS UP TO THE PLATE.
TRUST ME.
PUT HIM IN.
COACH, WITH EVEN MORE DUE RESPECT,
YEAH, THE DEANSTER MAY HAVE FAILED TO COVER JENNY,
TOUGH, THE DEANSTER GETS-
OUT. DEAN, YOU'RE OUT.
BRIAN'S IN.
HEY.
I GET IT.
YOU JUST WANNA PLAY.
OKAY, THEN, LET'S PLAY.
JACKS, MOVE!
HA HA!
AAH!
Ki: OHH!
LAW, TURN IT AROUND!
NO CAN DO. IT'S OUT OF RANGE.
ALSO, WHO'S THIS LAW FELLER Y'ALL TALKIN' ABOUT?
OUT OF RANGE, LAW?
IT GOES HOME.
I'M NOT LAW!
VGHS! VGHS! VGHS!
WELL, IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW, JACKS.
Female Voice: BOMB ARMED.
OKAY. I'M GONNA GO STAND UP NOW, DISARM THE BOMB.
IDIOT.
YES! GREAT RACE!
REALLY? THINK I'M GONNA FALL FOR THAT AGAIN?
YES!
OHH, SH-!
MEOW.
WAY TO GO, BRIAN!
AND THAT'S HOW I GOT CHEETO TO BECOME THE SCHOOL MASCOT.
THANKS AGAIN, Kl.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY, TED?
WELL, IT WAS ALL RIGHT.
PSYCH! IT WAS AWESOME!
OKAY, FIRST I WOKE UP. NO, WAIT, GO BACK.
FIRST I WAS ASLEEP, AND THEN I WOKE UP,
TO PURGATORIO!
FOR 84 HOURS STRAIGHT.
WHAT'S THAT?
DUDE, IT IS ONLY THE SICKEST, RADDEST, MOST-
HE'S ON TO ME.
BETTER CALL.
WHAT?
The Law: BETTER CALL WHO?
OH, GOD. OH, OKAY.
SORRY, MAN, I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO THAT.
NO PROBLEM. BY THE WAY, IT'S "BETTER CALL WHOM?"
OH, SWEET, THANKS!
BETTER CALL WHOM?
HE WAS WRONG. IT'S "BETTER CALL WHO?"
I KNEW IT!
NO, NO! I DON'T NEED ANYBODY!