1 00:00:13,019 --> 00:00:14,375 Ok, final stage. 2 00:00:14,376 --> 00:00:16,472 Now, manuever your lips through the anxiety field toward Jenny's face. 3 00:00:16,473 --> 00:00:18,142 Go left. Left. Left. 4 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,248 Ki, this is really weird. 5 00:00:19,249 --> 00:00:20,676 Breath mint. Use a breath mint. It's going to boost your confidence. 6 00:00:20,677 --> 00:00:21,627 No. No. Don't hit that. 7 00:00:21,628 --> 00:00:24,220 Guys, guys, guys, I can kiss Jenny on my own, okay? Trust me. 8 00:00:24,221 --> 00:00:26,267 What now? 9 00:00:26,268 --> 00:00:29,396 Nothing. We were just beta testing Ki's new video game. 10 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:33,516 It's high school game. Video Game High School's video game. 11 00:00:33,517 --> 00:00:34,881 Small part with you in it. 12 00:00:34,882 --> 00:00:38,493 Yeah, that's why I'm here. Ki, I can't get past the flagpole. 13 00:00:38,494 --> 00:00:44,046 Oh, okay. Let me show you. 14 00:00:44,047 --> 00:00:48,913 Hey, so do you want to get some lunch sometime? We should hang out more often. 15 00:00:48,914 --> 00:00:53,053 Hey, uh, wanna play the part of the video game where I'm making out with Ki? 16 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:55,666 I'm coming, too, guys! 17 00:00:55,667 --> 00:01:22,366 It's just role-playing. 18 00:02:25,227 --> 00:02:30,524 Boom! Matrix and D dominated the Sink Girl Academy's Ponoshers in last night's match. 19 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:34,047 That makes three wins in a row for the little JV team that could. 20 00:02:34,048 --> 00:02:35,719 I tell you what, Shotty, 21 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:40,549 if me and the old ball and chain had half the chemistry as these two, I wouldn't be sleeping on the couch 22 00:02:40,550 --> 00:02:42,543 or drunk at ten in the morning! 23 00:02:42,544 --> 00:02:46,228 Ha! Ha! You shouldn't say that again. 24 00:02:46,229 --> 00:02:48,870 Oh. 25 00:02:48,871 --> 00:02:51,089 Oh my gosh. 26 00:02:51,090 --> 00:02:52,604 It's fine. 27 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:57,200 Well, it's crunch time, so mother is wired in but father could never resist a good parent's day. 28 00:02:57,201 --> 00:02:59,877 Yeah, so when is your dad coming in? 29 00:02:59,878 --> 00:03:03,539 Dude, Ki's dad is coming in like 30 minutes. Pay attention. 30 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:05,315 We're playing Pokerman. 31 00:03:05,316 --> 00:03:08,463 Yes, that's right. And you two are both invited, especially you, Jenny. 32 00:03:08,464 --> 00:03:10,755 You're my cool friend. 33 00:03:10,756 --> 00:03:14,226 Oh, thanks, Ki! I'll totally be there. 34 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:17,784 Let me just go get cleaned up because somebody got paint all over me. 35 00:03:17,785 --> 00:03:21,673 Yeah, well, it paints one to know one. 36 00:03:21,674 --> 00:03:22,917 Wow, you just said that. 37 00:03:22,918 --> 00:03:26,499 And we all heard. Later, guys. 38 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:27,986 Later. 39 00:03:27,987 --> 00:03:33,452 Okay, Ki, so when I meet your dad is it "Hello Mr. Swan" or should I say 40 00:03:33,453 --> 00:03:41,052 "See C out less than, less than, open quote. Hello Mr. Swan! Close quote return zero semi colon." 41 00:03:41,053 --> 00:03:44,702 Ted, you learned C++ kind of! 42 00:03:44,703 --> 00:03:46,169 I know my accent sucks, but 43 00:03:46,170 --> 00:03:49,492 I really want to impress your dad, so I'm bringing out the big guns. 44 00:03:49,493 --> 00:03:57,364 My K-Pop looks, my J-Pop charm, and my big honkin' smart guy brain. 45 00:03:57,365 --> 00:04:00,231 Come on. 46 00:04:00,232 --> 00:04:05,230 Catch you later, Daddio. 47 00:04:05,231 --> 00:04:10,016 Ted, did you just give your dad 5,000 dollars? 48 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:12,163 I owe him child support. No big. 49 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:17,269 Just smart and responsible Ted payin' his dad five large. 50 00:04:17,270 --> 00:04:21,335 No. No, Ted, he pays you child support. 51 00:04:21,336 --> 00:04:26,139 No, Brian, I don't mean to make you sound super dumb, 52 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:39,433 but that would be called father support. 53 00:04:39,434 --> 00:04:49,430 Oh my god, guys. I'm super dumb. 54 00:04:49,431 --> 00:04:51,393 Jenny, I've got some good news. 55 00:04:51,394 --> 00:04:52,729 That doesn't sound good. 56 00:04:52,730 --> 00:04:55,669 The PTA is giving me this "Parent of the Year" thing in the morning. 57 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,205 I'm not going, am I? 58 00:04:57,206 --> 00:04:59,726 The brunch is at 10, and then you give a speech at 11:30. 59 00:04:59,727 --> 00:05:00,946 There's a speech? 60 00:05:00,947 --> 00:05:03,874 Just like a page about how I'm a great mom. 61 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:06,519 I'm not staying up all night writing a speech about you. I have plans. 62 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,670 Jenny, this is important to me. 63 00:05:08,671 --> 00:05:13,386 The Countess will be there, as in the head of the FPS league. So make it good. 64 00:05:13,387 --> 00:05:15,839 Yeah, I know who she is. 65 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:19,082 I just don't really feel like talking about you in front of everybody. 66 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:20,860 Well, it sucks to be you. 67 00:05:20,861 --> 00:05:23,590 See you at 10. 68 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:32,308 Can't wait to hear that speech. 69 00:05:32,309 --> 00:05:34,302 Okay, I think I've got it. 70 00:05:34,303 --> 00:05:35,587 Each player starts with five cards. 71 00:05:35,588 --> 00:05:36,415 Four cards. 72 00:05:36,416 --> 00:05:38,319 Doh, I'm never going to learn this game in time! 73 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,908 I'm such an idiot! 74 00:05:39,909 --> 00:05:41,439 You are not an idiot! 75 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:46,793 You're just curious about the world. 76 00:05:46,794 --> 00:05:52,913 Brian, am I just curious about the world? 77 00:05:52,914 --> 00:05:54,455 No, Ted, you're not an idiot. 78 00:05:54,456 --> 00:05:59,057 You're just... 79 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:00,983 Okay, guys, I've gotta go. 80 00:06:00,984 --> 00:06:03,246 Wait, Brian, you're my back up cool friend! 81 00:06:03,247 --> 00:06:05,875 I'm sorry, Ki. I'll meet your dad tomorrow. 82 00:06:05,876 --> 00:06:08,134 Oh, what he said. I'm outie. 83 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:09,720 Ted, my dad is going to be here any second! 84 00:06:09,721 --> 00:06:14,946 Exactly. I can't let him see that his daughter is dating a big dumb idiot. 85 00:06:14,947 --> 00:06:16,500 Out of the way, old man! 86 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:17,651 Swan's the name. 87 00:06:17,652 --> 00:06:21,377 Ken Swan. I'm Ki's father. 88 00:06:21,378 --> 00:06:25,998 Oh! Of course you are! 89 00:06:25,999 --> 00:06:30,583 Please excuse me. 90 00:06:31,106 --> 00:06:32,683 Come in. 91 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:14,589 You're bluffing. 92 00:07:14,590 --> 00:07:16,491 You're stalling. 93 00:07:25,492 --> 00:07:29,150 You had me sweating for a minute, Kiwi. 94 00:07:29,151 --> 00:07:32,362 Now, about that wager. 95 00:07:39,162 --> 00:07:41,113 Can we play another game? I've got a really great wager. 96 00:07:41,114 --> 00:07:42,863 Isn't it past your bedtime? 97 00:07:42,864 --> 00:07:45,483 Yes. Yes, it is. 98 00:07:45,484 --> 00:07:48,709 Tomorrow then. Deal? 99 00:07:48,710 --> 00:07:49,825 Deal. When we get home. 100 00:07:49,826 --> 00:07:51,671 Home? 101 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,504 Oh, sorry I have class tomorrow. 102 00:07:53,505 --> 00:07:58,755 Honey, your mother and I had a talk, Ki, and we don't think this school is good for you. 103 00:07:58,756 --> 00:08:01,598 Beg your pardon? On what grounds? 104 00:08:01,599 --> 00:08:04,564 We played the game that you sent home. High School Video Game, was it? 105 00:08:04,565 --> 00:08:05,818 Not your best work. 106 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:09,512 Quite a bit of violence and kissing and more than a few bugs. 107 00:08:09,513 --> 00:08:11,522 Ki, it's not like you. 108 00:08:11,523 --> 00:08:14,373 It's still in beta. 109 00:08:14,374 --> 00:08:16,363 No, I can't leave here. 110 00:08:16,364 --> 00:08:18,647 I'm learning so much. I'm becoming a better designer. 111 00:08:18,648 --> 00:08:19,697 No, you're not. 112 00:08:19,698 --> 00:08:22,269 Your new game sucks. 113 00:08:22,270 --> 00:08:25,318 You heard that sad child, honey. 114 00:08:25,319 --> 00:08:28,495 It's time to come home. 115 00:08:28,496 --> 00:08:30,815 Wait! 116 00:08:30,816 --> 00:08:33,267 I reqeust a performance review. 117 00:08:33,268 --> 00:08:34,244 This isn't up for discussion. 118 00:08:34,245 --> 00:08:37,469 Article 44 A, Section G of the Swan family contract states 119 00:08:37,470 --> 00:08:40,849 "If Ki feels her parents are being mean and unreasonable, 120 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:44,181 she can request an official review of her performance." 121 00:08:44,182 --> 00:08:46,086 Very well. 122 00:08:46,087 --> 00:08:49,268 We start at 08:00. You have 12 hours to prep your case. 123 00:08:49,269 --> 00:08:51,719 Better get crackin'. 124 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,655 Love you, sir. 125 00:08:53,656 --> 00:08:55,992 Love you, too. 126 00:09:14,744 --> 00:09:22,304 Come on in. 127 00:09:22,305 --> 00:09:25,024 Want a black licorice soda? 128 00:09:25,025 --> 00:09:29,182 My dad sent a care package. 129 00:09:29,183 --> 00:09:30,848 Wait, is he not coming? 130 00:09:30,849 --> 00:09:32,108 Uh, he came last year, 131 00:09:32,109 --> 00:09:38,685 but my mom's here this year, and they don't really "hang." So uh... 132 00:09:38,686 --> 00:09:40,804 What about your parents? 133 00:09:40,805 --> 00:09:47,494 Well, uh, I lost my dad when I was three, and it's Double XP weekend, so 134 00:09:47,495 --> 00:09:51,287 she's probably not coming. 135 00:09:56,537 --> 00:10:02,575 Wow, that's robust! 136 00:10:02,576 --> 00:10:05,650 So, uh, what did you have to write a speech about your mom for? 137 00:10:05,651 --> 00:10:09,185 Oh, she's winning "Mother of the Year" and I'm supposed to introduce her, but 138 00:10:09,186 --> 00:10:11,677 I suck at speeches. 139 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:13,566 Do you wanna see what I have so far? 140 00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:16,078 Sure. Yeah, fire away. 141 00:10:16,079 --> 00:10:20,191 "What can I say about the incredible Mary Matrix?" 142 00:10:20,192 --> 00:10:24,438 That's it. That's all I got. 143 00:10:24,439 --> 00:10:29,677 Oh, okay, not a bad start. 144 00:10:29,678 --> 00:10:36,381 Are you... if you're asking me for my advice, I would probably start off telling a joke, 145 00:10:36,382 --> 00:10:39,412 and then maybe segue to a couple of heartwarming anecdotes. 146 00:10:39,413 --> 00:10:42,622 I don't really have anything like that. 147 00:10:42,623 --> 00:10:46,128 Well, sure you do. I mean, you know, like fond memories. 148 00:10:46,129 --> 00:10:54,767 Um with your mom. You know, like birthday parties or graduation. Maybe fraggin' noobs together. 149 00:10:54,768 --> 00:10:59,182 Just, you know, like the cute mother-daughter kind of stuff. 150 00:10:59,183 --> 00:11:02,758 You know, just to say something nice about your mom. 151 00:11:02,759 --> 00:11:06,353 I can't. 152 00:11:06,354 --> 00:11:09,496 I mean, I can't think of anything. 153 00:11:09,497 --> 00:11:13,089 I don't have anything to say about my mom. 154 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:15,001 Jenny. 155 00:11:49,337 --> 00:11:51,736 Hey. 156 00:11:51,737 --> 00:11:53,315 Hey. 157 00:11:54,817 --> 00:11:58,653 Hey, thanks for listening to my crap last night. 158 00:11:58,654 --> 00:12:00,931 Of course. 159 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,159 Mom! 160 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,220 Mom! 161 00:12:08,221 --> 00:12:08,985 Mary! 162 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:09,750 Coach! 163 00:12:09,751 --> 00:12:12,845 Hey Brian. Don't you have some tables to wait on? 164 00:12:12,846 --> 00:12:14,504 Oh, crap. Calhoun is going to kill me! 165 00:12:14,505 --> 00:12:15,758 Just go, Brian. 166 00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:19,095 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 167 00:12:19,096 --> 00:12:20,312 Sorry. 168 00:12:20,313 --> 00:12:21,577 Um, nothing happened. 169 00:12:21,578 --> 00:12:22,820 Sorry. 170 00:12:22,821 --> 00:12:24,679 Jeez, mom, heard of knocking? 171 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,992 Get down there. Now. 172 00:12:35,438 --> 00:12:42,814 I must say your professor Layten has no understaning of where the puzzle genre fits into Caillois's four categories of play. 173 00:12:42,815 --> 00:12:46,629 They teach you to play games here. It isn't Carnegie Mellon. 174 00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:49,689 Well, clearly. Have you learned anything here? 175 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:52,825 Of course. Except for Freddie's class, but I dropped that one. 176 00:12:52,826 --> 00:12:54,643 You're dropping classes?! 177 00:12:54,644 --> 00:12:58,749 Oh, look, my RA board. 178 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:03,420 This is where I schedule activities and chores for the entire floor. 179 00:13:03,421 --> 00:13:06,231 Wendell, did you clean the bathroom? 180 00:13:06,232 --> 00:13:07,729 Um. 181 00:13:07,730 --> 00:13:08,923 Yeah. 182 00:13:08,924 --> 00:13:09,937 Wendell? 183 00:13:09,938 --> 00:13:11,647 Uh, no. 184 00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:22,863 With all this middle management work, I hope you're still finding the time to flex your creative muscles. 185 00:13:22,864 --> 00:13:25,200 Oh, I sure do. 186 00:13:25,201 --> 00:13:30,228 In fact, as RA, I flex my way around creative challenges all the time. 187 00:13:30,229 --> 00:13:31,207 Shane! 188 00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,289 I'm a busy man, Ki. 189 00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:34,055 What did you think of my creative ideas for Friday? 190 00:13:34,056 --> 00:13:39,119 I think I don't care about you, your job, or finishing this sentence so... 191 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,047 That's my boss. 192 00:13:41,048 --> 00:13:44,911 He prefers negative reinforcement. 193 00:13:44,912 --> 00:13:49,477 But I saved the most positive reinforcement of the idea of why this school 194 00:13:49,478 --> 00:13:54,397 is really great for me and why I should stay here for last, my boyfriend. 195 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:56,983 Ted. 196 00:13:56,984 --> 00:14:05,301 Ovulations, old bane. 197 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:08,446 And why are your assault players using ACOG scopes? 198 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:11,262 In my day all we needed was a simple four grade. 199 00:14:11,263 --> 00:14:15,634 Countess Kelly, may I present my daughter, Jenny Matrix. 200 00:14:15,635 --> 00:14:17,360 Sorry I 'm late, ma'am. 201 00:14:17,361 --> 00:14:20,638 A good varisty should always be punctual, Jenny. 202 00:14:20,639 --> 00:14:26,583 And barring that they should be able to manufacture a decent excuse. 203 00:14:26,584 --> 00:14:32,579 Yeah, I was up all night with a friend writing a speech about my wonderful mother. 204 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,942 We lost track of time. He and I... 205 00:14:33,943 --> 00:14:41,362 He and I? Am I to understand that you're late for brunch because you had a boy in your room all night? 206 00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:42,575 I am hungry! 207 00:14:42,576 --> 00:14:43,697 Where's Brian? 208 00:14:43,698 --> 00:14:46,153 Ernie! Women are talking! 209 00:14:46,154 --> 00:14:54,575 Now, Jenny, why don't you tell us about this boyfriend of yours who's occupying your valuable time? 210 00:14:54,576 --> 00:14:57,350 Hello. 211 00:14:57,351 --> 00:15:00,943 My name is Brian. I will be your server today. 212 00:15:00,944 --> 00:15:04,028 We'll all have tuna. 213 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,691 I'm sorry I'm late. 214 00:15:05,692 --> 00:15:08,105 I'm allergic to tuna. 215 00:15:08,106 --> 00:15:09,613 Ok. 216 00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:34,257 Hey there, short stack. 217 00:15:40,046 --> 00:15:47,416 Learning a valuable lesson about respecting the people you've hurt in the past? 218 00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:52,055 Well, don't. 219 00:15:52,056 --> 00:15:54,767 Who? What are you? 220 00:15:54,768 --> 00:15:57,422 I'm the best version of you that ever existed. 221 00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,230 The prime before the fall. 222 00:15:59,231 --> 00:16:01,394 The cool before the storm. 223 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,569 I'm The Law. 224 00:16:04,570 --> 00:16:08,109 And you're just a stooge. A patsy. 225 00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:13,369 A chubby dillweed every crew jock used to wedgie into their lockers in middle school. 226 00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:17,756 Now, you're just Lawrence Pemperton. 227 00:16:17,757 --> 00:16:21,217 Never say that name to me! 228 00:16:21,218 --> 00:16:23,660 Okay, jeez. Switch to decaf, King Wasabi. 229 00:16:23,661 --> 00:16:25,507 Which is why you must remain focused. 230 00:16:25,508 --> 00:16:27,780 Yes, ma'am, I agree. 231 00:16:27,781 --> 00:16:29,751 A varsity keep her skills leet 232 00:16:29,752 --> 00:16:34,160 and her social calendar cleared so she can practice, practice, practice. 233 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,547 Yes, ma'am, I completely agree. 234 00:16:35,548 --> 00:16:40,271 Especially when she only received her station through her mother's intervention 235 00:16:40,272 --> 00:16:45,023 and the abrupt meltdown of her ex-boyfriend, which leads me back to my point. 236 00:16:45,024 --> 00:16:46,408 No boyfriends! 237 00:16:46,409 --> 00:16:48,900 Okay, lady, you know what? 238 00:16:48,901 --> 00:16:55,121 I agree. If I ever caught two of my players dating, I'd bench them both for the rest of the season. 239 00:16:55,122 --> 00:16:56,749 Got it? 240 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:57,656 I do! 241 00:16:57,657 --> 00:16:58,849 And I like it. 242 00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:04,954 Just the sort of discipline I'd expect from "Parent of the Year"! Let's eat! 243 00:17:04,955 --> 00:17:09,169 Now, Mary, let's talk kinfe-running. 244 00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:10,336 Ernie! 245 00:17:10,337 --> 00:17:12,657 Is that a bacon cheeseburger? 246 00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:14,817 I didn't... I didn't even order this! 247 00:17:14,818 --> 00:17:20,913 Brian! 248 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:25,736 I am sorry! I will fix this immediately! 249 00:17:25,737 --> 00:17:27,740 That boy is an idiot! 250 00:17:27,741 --> 00:17:28,919 He's my friend! 251 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,165 I beg your pardon? 252 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:32,233 Brian, he's my friend. 253 00:17:32,234 --> 00:17:34,037 And my personal life is none your business. 254 00:17:34,038 --> 00:17:35,506 We're not talking about this right now. 255 00:17:35,507 --> 00:17:36,495 Yeah, we are. 256 00:17:36,496 --> 00:17:38,380 You can't just waltz back into my life and tell me... 257 00:17:38,381 --> 00:17:41,831 Yes, I can. I'm your mother. 258 00:17:41,832 --> 00:17:47,800 Since when? 259 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:52,692 Will someone get that man a tuna? 260 00:17:52,693 --> 00:17:55,915 Well, sorry if I appeared so dumb before, Kenneth. 261 00:17:55,916 --> 00:17:58,584 I'm not. 262 00:17:58,585 --> 00:18:01,048 May I fetch you a pizza dunks? 263 00:18:01,049 --> 00:18:02,938 I'll just have some water. Thanks. 264 00:18:02,939 --> 00:18:03,978 Ah! A water man! 265 00:18:03,979 --> 00:18:09,789 Fine taste. I admire a dad with a sophisticated phallus. 266 00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:13,529 You know what, sport? Let's just get down to brass tax. 267 00:18:13,530 --> 00:18:15,015 Okay. 268 00:18:15,016 --> 00:18:17,606 Ted, that's short for Edward? 269 00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:19,641 Uh, Theodore. 270 00:18:19,642 --> 00:18:26,673 Ah, Greek from "God's gift." Ted Wong, 271 00:18:26,674 --> 00:18:30,427 No thank you. I already ate. 272 00:18:30,428 --> 00:18:32,549 You like my daughter? 273 00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:34,756 Yes, very much. 274 00:18:34,757 --> 00:18:37,021 Do you two get up to much kissing? 275 00:18:37,022 --> 00:18:38,228 No. 276 00:18:38,229 --> 00:18:39,328 Yes. 277 00:18:39,329 --> 00:18:42,932 I mean, maybe perhaps. 278 00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:45,579 Let's get back to those brass taxes! 279 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:47,730 I mean, do we really need them? 280 00:18:47,731 --> 00:18:48,516 Discuss. 281 00:18:48,517 --> 00:18:53,190 Let's discuss what you do know you do with my daughter. 282 00:18:53,191 --> 00:18:55,822 Well, we go to class. 283 00:18:55,823 --> 00:18:57,584 We talk. 284 00:18:57,585 --> 00:18:59,657 And yoga. 285 00:18:59,658 --> 00:19:05,837 And every Sunday we get up extra early and make those little pancake balls. They're so cute. What are they called again, Ki? 286 00:19:05,838 --> 00:19:07,416 Ebelskivers. 287 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:12,893 They're called "ebelskivers," and we used to make them every Sunday morning just before our family walk. 288 00:19:12,894 --> 00:19:14,827 I've seen all I need to see. 289 00:19:14,828 --> 00:19:16,835 You can go. 290 00:19:16,836 --> 00:19:21,771 Okay. 291 00:19:21,772 --> 00:19:31,892 It was very nice to meet you. 292 00:19:31,893 --> 00:19:34,675 That was very rude, father. 293 00:19:34,676 --> 00:19:35,915 Let's review. 294 00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:40,961 You stay up late. You eat junk food. You're dropping classes, which doesn't seem to matter because you're not learning anything, but 295 00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:44,288 worst of all your art is suffering. 296 00:19:44,289 --> 00:19:46,032 I like it here. 297 00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:47,325 I'm making friends. 298 00:19:47,326 --> 00:19:48,715 The less said about Ted, the better. 299 00:19:48,716 --> 00:19:54,304 As for your other friends, I don't see hide nor hair of them. Is someone having imaginary friends again? 300 00:19:54,305 --> 00:19:55,939 I am not! 301 00:19:55,940 --> 00:20:01,396 They're real and wonderful and not jerks 302 00:20:01,397 --> 00:20:03,931 like you. 303 00:20:03,932 --> 00:20:11,152 I'm sorry that you feel that way, but you asked for a performance review and you failed it. 304 00:20:11,153 --> 00:20:14,849 You're coming home, Ki. 305 00:20:26,749 --> 00:20:28,360 Hey. 306 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:33,340 Sorry about... that. 307 00:20:33,341 --> 00:20:36,518 Yikes. 308 00:20:36,519 --> 00:20:44,610 You know, I don't think there's enough ice cream in the entire world to deal with that brunch. 309 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:49,942 But, I did find a piece of gum. Sugar free. 310 00:20:49,943 --> 00:20:58,362 But, we have to split it because I've had a pretty rough day myself. 311 00:20:58,363 --> 00:21:01,454 Cheers. 312 00:21:06,288 --> 00:21:13,168 I'll give you a thousand bucks to give this speech for me. 313 00:21:13,169 --> 00:21:15,657 You'll be fine. 314 00:21:15,658 --> 00:21:18,525 I mean, it does suck, 315 00:21:18,526 --> 00:21:26,438 but she is your mom, and you have to do this, and you'll deal. 316 00:21:26,439 --> 00:21:34,008 Yeah, I'll deal. 317 00:21:34,009 --> 00:21:37,503 Okay, I have to get back to work. 318 00:22:13,196 --> 00:22:14,526 Kiwi, 319 00:22:14,527 --> 00:22:20,122 I wanted to apologize for earlier. I downloaded some swell Gregorian chants for the ride home. 320 00:22:20,123 --> 00:22:30,604 That's very considerate, father. 321 00:22:30,605 --> 00:22:33,514 Father, do you mind if we play that last game of Pokerman before we go? 322 00:22:33,515 --> 00:22:37,409 Whatever my little girl wants. What's your wager? 323 00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:40,084 My freedom! 324 00:22:40,085 --> 00:22:43,081 Honey, why delay the inevitable? I always win. 325 00:22:43,082 --> 00:22:46,550 But if I win, I stay at VGHS. 326 00:22:46,551 --> 00:22:51,119 If you win, which you won't, I'll do the dishes on Wednesday nights. 327 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:55,427 Lasagna night? You are desperate. 328 00:22:55,428 --> 00:22:58,555 Very well. Let's Pokerman! 329 00:24:09,858 --> 00:24:13,760 Almost nothing. 330 00:24:15,551 --> 00:24:20,086 Yes! 331 00:24:20,087 --> 00:24:21,931 I'm back! 332 00:24:21,932 --> 00:24:25,833 No one can beat The Law except The Law! 333 00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:31,512 Ki! Your game has problems! 334 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:35,573 Aw, dude, Law, put some pants on, man! Make an effort or somethin'. 335 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:40,425 Never again! 336 00:25:03,193 --> 00:25:07,401 What can I say about the great Mary Matrix? 337 00:25:07,402 --> 00:25:17,653 Well, stay away from her meatloaf for one. 338 00:25:17,654 --> 00:25:22,212 You've all heard of Mary Matrix. Some of you might even know her, but 339 00:25:22,213 --> 00:25:30,518 I'm the only one who gets to call her "mom," and right from the beginning I wanted to be my mom. 340 00:25:30,519 --> 00:25:35,750 Frag Bowl '23, Wild Cats vs. Warriors, and she was eight months pregnant with me. 341 00:25:36,097 --> 00:25:39,819 I've seen the clips, mom, you were huge! 342 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:45,994 So, it's the final round, there's four minutes in the game, and her team is down five points, 343 00:25:45,995 --> 00:25:48,613 and she goes into labor, 344 00:25:48,614 --> 00:25:52,962 but you didn't stop, and you kept playing, and you brought your team a miracle. 345 00:25:52,963 --> 00:25:56,526 The Wild Cats won by three points. 346 00:25:56,527 --> 00:26:02,508 And then you had me right there in the arena. I didn't even give you time to get to the hospital. 347 00:26:02,509 --> 00:26:04,725 I think... 348 00:26:04,726 --> 00:26:08,010 I just wanted to meet you so bad. 349 00:26:08,011 --> 00:26:14,808 The Boston Banshee. The Siren of Death. Twenty-two years old and five championship titles. 350 00:26:14,809 --> 00:26:19,129 Sorry I almost lost you your sixth. 351 00:26:19,130 --> 00:26:25,780 While you were away, dad and I would watch every game, every press conference, every intereview. 352 00:26:25,781 --> 00:26:30,461 Your commitment to the game left me in awe. 353 00:26:30,462 --> 00:26:33,652 So, when I started playing, I took your handle. 354 00:26:33,653 --> 00:26:37,500 Matrix. Jenny Matrix. 355 00:26:37,501 --> 00:26:47,294 Because you weren't just my mom. You were my hero. 356 00:26:47,295 --> 00:26:54,061 Well, you all know the rest of the story. Star player becomes star coach, and now she's here, so 357 00:26:54,062 --> 00:26:59,860 it is my honor to present Mary Matrix with the PTA's "Parent of the Year" award. 358 00:26:59,861 --> 00:27:02,708 I love you, mom. 359 00:27:06,941 --> 00:27:13,672 Was that so hard? 360 00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:18,711 Thank you. Thank you very much. 361 00:27:18,712 --> 00:27:20,130 Well, honey, 362 00:27:20,131 --> 00:27:24,170 here we are again, so 363 00:27:24,171 --> 00:27:30,256 am I bluffing? 364 00:27:30,257 --> 00:27:34,734 Hey guys. 365 00:27:34,735 --> 00:27:41,301 Mr. Swan, I think we got off on the wrong foot. I'm really sorry. 366 00:27:41,302 --> 00:27:43,657 Hey, what's going on? 367 00:27:43,658 --> 00:27:47,302 Ted, what would you do if I had to go home for a while? 368 00:27:47,303 --> 00:27:52,802 Well, I don't know. I'd miss you a whole bunch. I'd be really sad, but 369 00:27:52,803 --> 00:28:02,270 if you really had to leave, I'd understand. 370 00:28:02,271 --> 00:28:05,266 You're a genius. 371 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:07,563 I fold. 372 00:28:07,564 --> 00:28:08,763 Interesting. 373 00:28:08,764 --> 00:28:10,761 You win, but I'm calling your bluff. 374 00:28:10,762 --> 00:28:12,260 You won't take me home. 375 00:28:12,261 --> 00:28:15,101 If Ted is mature enough to let me leave, then you definitely are. 376 00:28:15,102 --> 00:28:22,190 This isn't about VGHS. This is about me growing up without you. 377 00:28:22,191 --> 00:28:26,337 And it hurts. It's classic "empty nest" syndrome. 378 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:30,576 I'm sorry, dad, but I'm calling your bluff. 379 00:28:30,577 --> 00:28:33,816 I bet you didn't expect that. 380 00:28:33,817 --> 00:28:40,556 It was expected. 381 00:28:40,557 --> 00:28:51,009 But I didn't expect it so soon. 382 00:28:51,010 --> 00:28:54,129 Father, 383 00:28:54,130 --> 00:28:55,458 I love you. 384 00:28:55,459 --> 00:28:58,558 I love you, too, Kiwi. 385 00:28:58,559 --> 00:29:06,141 Heya Mr. Swan, would it be okay if me and Ki came over on the weekends? We shall make evil beavers. 386 00:29:06,142 --> 00:29:14,995 My daughter's right. You're a genius. "Evil beavers" it is. 387 00:29:31,806 --> 00:29:36,746 Are you sure?