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Subtitles by MisterMascolo

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It's time we hear again

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when legends are ripped, screaming and bloody

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from the wumb of glory

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That's just one of the many disgusting ways

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we'll be describing the white knuckle action of vghs'

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fps clan tryouts

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Live here in our mobile studio in grand theft auditorium

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and speaking of legens

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our special guest of today eats legends for brunch

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hey law

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hope you grabbed a snack for the match

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ehm, I did Scott, thank you

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so law, we've got 84 students

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going for just 12 Jv and Varsity jants

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any pro tips for your fellow mouse jockeys?

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before they get ready for the death?

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well, I don't know about pro tips, but

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let me tell you something I once told a promising young newblade

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VGHS is about being the best

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but you can't be the best

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you must be yourself

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so before you walk in the tryouts today

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I want you to dig deep before you walk through these doors

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I want you to find out what drives you

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cause once you find that out

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once you know what it is to truly game

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then nobody can break you

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you guys are ready to go?

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chiba, honzo!

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how did you

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Fished them out of the dumpster

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You didn't think I'd let you actually throw your gear, did you?

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I fixed them for you, they should be fully functional

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and I've added a few...

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upgrades

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you guys know you're the best friends ever, right?

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we are?

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of course we are!

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now let's go playing some video games

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now we've seen some great action today, but this final match is the one that everyone is gabbing about

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in the red corner: the leanest, the meanest

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fps-est varsity crew this school has ever seen

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they must have a pretty good captain

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and in the blue corner

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a rad tad group led by jenny Matrix

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who's fighting to be the first softmore ever to make it onto the vghs

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varsity team

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doesn't help that she's down a man due to Brian D's expulsion

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Yes, we've got you to thank for that, Law

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Look, when a troublemaker like Brian comes into a school

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Law, It's Brian D!

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Noo!

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No!

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Don't you understand the maning of the world "expelled", D?

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I signed up, I'm still in the system

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the rules say I can play

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Pff, Who sold you that load of molineux?

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Around here I'm the dungeon keeper, and my rules are in black and white

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looks like your fable ends here

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I know it does

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it was my dream to play on a vghs team and I screwed it up

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yes, you messed it up bad! Like a failure

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so what are you doing on my battlefield?

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This isn't about you and me

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it's not about getting back in

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it's about one last chance to play with the best of the best

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it's about playing the game

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so at the end of the day Calhoun

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it's all about the game

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GG Brian D

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he plays!

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I can't believe that worked

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check out brian d's old school gear!

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Don't tell me he's that one he smoke you with

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Law-lipop

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alright everybody calm down, the game is about to start

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You've shown up late again, uh brian?

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you never seem to learn, do you?

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Rule No 1 Ace

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never give up

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Rule No 271 Never quote my rules back to me

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Now sit your punk ass down and best wishes

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you all know the routine, you keep it clean up there

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match begins in thirty seconds

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get busy fragging or get busy dying

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allright bring it in

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you should've stayed home brian you're going to ruin itfor all of us

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yeah you're expelled, you've no chance of making jv

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hey| I've seen these two cats meow

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and it's about to be a fancy fist tonight

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you plan on bringing the thunder?

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you know it

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good enough for me

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Jenny

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Now that you've all worked out your feelings

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are you ready to kick some ass?

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Fry my circuits! D and Jenny've just grabbed the case

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bust out your butts and putt butt bibbs on these butts zoners

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because this combo is bubble

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please, grabbing the case is the easy part

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let's see how these butts do on the long way back

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How crowdass that kid can play

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I hate that kid

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Bullim! Underclassmen draw first blood!

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Law, looks like your ex girlfriend and arch rival are really kicking your team's ass

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Jenny matrix has almost dome

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these underclassmen are one point away from the biggest upset in clan tryout's history

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and that's not all, shotbot

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another round like that and brian d could actually get back in, into vghs

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Now how's that do ya, Law

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he's gone

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he left

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alright, you three left flank

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everyone else, with me

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this is it g...

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The law?

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Game over man

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game over our faces

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okay, everybody calm down

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don't panic, as longas we keep our

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Law ready for this?

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Run!

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Yowza! lesson learned, hell hath no
fury like a Law scorned!

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I know me some ownage

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but that's got to be of the fastest case grabs I've ever

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oh great Carmak's gosth!

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he scored again

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tie game

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you knwo what that means Quakesperians

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It's time for a sudden death!

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3 minutes, no respawns, no mercy

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Ladies and gentelman, it does not get better than this

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two stories, one villan of Quakesperian proportions

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and it all comes down to this final play

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Jenny, Brian

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make it a good one

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everybody stop!

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we can still win this thing

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get real Matrix, we're down-zo

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the law is coming

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for me

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The law is here because I'm here

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So I say let him have me

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you know you're almost in school, right?

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I know

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alright, here's the plan

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LAW!

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he's mine

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Jenny

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Law

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awkward

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so

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what's happening captain?

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Should we just shoot each other?

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oh we could

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but that won't get you on varsity know, would it?

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here's how this is gonna work

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you're gonna go grab the intel

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I'm going to say hi to Brian

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and I'll see you at Varsity practice tomorrow

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you think I'd be caught dead on your team

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Matrix, please

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I should go before people start talking

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Hey brian

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Argh

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Argh!

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Jenny just shot me in the back

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Oh wait no

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I'm sorry

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she just stabbed you in the back!

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Really, Brian?

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really?

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I gotta admire your gumption, kid

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you really want to play this game one last time

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Okay

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The clock's ticking

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so why don't you put that 'nade on your nogging

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and we'll put this all "is anybody better than the Law" issue to bed

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Brian

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move the face

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I'm not the bad guy here, you were nothing and nobody

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and then you met me and the whole world gave you a shot

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and you blew it

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you proved you're a nothing

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but surprise

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here's your pal The Law

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coming here to give you a last chance

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so are you gonna take it? Come on

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you've got nothing to lose

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almost

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Law ready for THAT?

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Brian D

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congratulations

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you're once again the lowest ranked player in VGHS

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Welcome to the team

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thanks

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I'm sorry about Varsity

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it's ok

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I'm happy with what I've got

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Sorry, I was completely unprofessional

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It's ok

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I am your captain now, though

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Oh, well it won't happen again

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captain

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That was your first kiss, wasn't it?

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And my last, cause now I'm going to die

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Brian, it was

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I'm

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it was good

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Good, cause that was the last one, right?

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yeah

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I hate this school

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practice starts tomorrow

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see you there

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captain

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Hey, sorry DK. I'll catch you later

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Sleep well, young Theodore

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for we drift! AT daybreak

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Oh hey Ted

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turns like your girlfriend here is quite a rocker

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she can learn a thing or two

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I'm sure she is da

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she's pretty awesome at anything

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Ted you can play cool all you want, but you know at the end of the day

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look, that's Brian!

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Oh, see you later popps

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Brian freaking D!

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Congratulations brain

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I knew you'd make it back!

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Roommates forever!

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Thanks guy

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Wow, you've made your teams!

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Yes, she melted my old man's face off

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litterally

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oh no, not litterally

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but I did really well

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Put your jacket on, let's get some victory pizzas!

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pizza sounds great right about now