Subtitles by @Palabrsky
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Our top story, crunch when Brian D's underdog dreams
as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated
in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law.
Peep this replay of him going eggs, "Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix.
Brian, check it. Ki invented a brunch of pizza. She calls it, get this, a "quiche".
I already told you, it's just a coincidence!
Isn't she amazing, dude?
You guys are great together. You would never betray one another.
Oh, man, I suck. You're still beating up over that Jenny Matrix thing?
Nah I'm over it.
That's the 'tude, dude. It's a new day. Carpe Diem.
Carpe Diem.
Let's get to class.
That last run felt a little half baked shot bot but one thing's for sure,
any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy.
I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drun...
Ki, that's...a 4000 hit combo
I helped my parents design this game.
Let's play again.
No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough.
You already made me quite the Brian D.
Let's play again.
Brian D? More like Brian Z. The last letter in the alphabet. Ooo yeah!
Don't even listen to him dude.
Ted, please, I don't even..know what that means.
Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn...
Ted? Ted!
What happened?
You okay? You passed out for like 27 minutes!
I'm fine. I just...
You've seen them haven't you Theodore?
Hi Drift King.
The visions. What are they?
Merely a side effect...of drift fever!
You've got the blood Ted! You can't escape this now!
Cast off that silly little plastic guitar, and grip the steering wheel of destiny!
Forget it DK. Us Wongs are bred to shred.
I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
Confound it! Why must you Brian D your future way on this dying sport?
Look at me in the eye.
Tell me how hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn?
The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag...
The churning in your chest, as you hear those three magical words:
NEW-LAP-RECORD.
Got.. a class, I gotta go to class. Yoga class, let's go!
That's on thursday. I don't care. Let's go.
Okay!
Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever!
Hey buddy, look, I got you ...uh.
Ah, my thanks ted's vassal. Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions.
Who are you?
Hey there champ. How are you holding up?
Great, great, yeah totally great.
Yeah, this is nothing compared to our old school, those old guys really knew how to haze.
Really? Well, I guess we'll just have to step it up a notch then.
JK, I'm just rattling you, bro!
So...you good?
Good? Yeah, No, I'm great, you know, it's totally great.
You're great, I'm great, you're with the Law, that's great, by the way.
I'm by myself, that's great. Yeah, no, everything is great.
Good. I have to go set up a practice but...I'm glad that you're...
...doing great!
I'll catch you later babe.
I really am d..
Brian D! My office, now!
The school took a risk on you Brian.
You let us down. Have a seat, kid.
Sir. Sir, I know I screwed up at scrimmage, but I figured with try-outs still right around the corner
VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world.
And you're one point away from expulsion.
Administration doesn't like those odds.
So what are you saying?
I'm saying you're circling the drain
We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation.
That new catchphrase is the exact reason why administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord.
We're asking you to - that's a good coffee - we're asking you...
to leave VGHS.
Hey! Kick back the hover ball!
Tough day Brian?
Oh hey Games! What do you want?
Just wondered if you dropped this.
How did you get that?
Well it's a funny story.
I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch.
That's my favorite game!
No baby. That's our favorite game.
Great. Well, enjoy the game.
Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little:
Oh, I like you but I don't have the balls to say so note.Well per chance the Law will succomb to your...
..."Don Juan" thing marksmanship.
Are you kidding me?
This place is ridiculous!
It's my time in the spotlight Brian! And you're standing in my way.
It's Game's time.
Wow! It's Game's time! That's cute. You got yourself a little brand. I like that.
You know what Games? You want the spotlight?
You can have it! But first here's what we're gonna do.
We're going to throw it down.I'm gonna stomp your face.
I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two...stupid friends whose names I don't even wanna know.
You see Games, I'm one point away from expulsion.
And I'm gonna use that point on all 3 of you noobs.
I figured you'd say something like that.
Assault rifles? Oh, let's get an SMG in there.
You funeral. Best at three?
First to five! Games on.
See ya!
I'm destroying you!
What are you doing here? Saving your ass.
Yeah, well, it's a little late.
Dammit Brian, what the hell are you doing?
I'm leaving on my own accord.
Yeah, I set you up. But you know what? You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up.
So you can blame me, you can blame the whole damn school.
But right here, right now, it is all on you.
Let's dance.
But...but it was Games' time!
This isn't over Brian D. Crownies ? Let's roll.
Thanks for the assist.
Yeah, you're welcome. You should play like that more often.
See you at sign-ups tomorrow.
You can kiss your high scores, good bye!
Yeah, good luck with that captain.
Hey Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot.
No matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on. Brian.