1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,004 Subtitles by @Palabrsky 2 00:00:48,066 --> 00:00:50,092 Stuff your muffins and slam your scone zoners. It's time for a PWN ZWN brunch break 3 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:53,081 Brought to you by Brunchables, Brunch Crunch Cereal. 4 00:00:53,081 --> 00:00:57,005 Whether for breakfast or lunch, munch on a bunch of Brunch Crunch! 5 00:00:57,005 --> 00:00:59,010 Brunchables, brunch up your brunch! 6 00:00:59,010 --> 00:01:02,071 Our top story, crunch when Brian D's underdog dreams 7 00:01:02,071 --> 00:01:06,066 as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated 8 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,073 in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law. 9 00:01:09,073 --> 00:01:15,030 Peep this replay of him going eggs, "Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix. 10 00:01:30,033 --> 00:01:36,083 Brian, check it. Ki invented a brunch of pizza. She calls it, get this, a "quiche". 11 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:39,016 I already told you, it's just a coincidence! 12 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:41,043 Isn't she amazing, dude? 13 00:01:41,043 --> 00:01:46,050 You guys are great together. You would never betray one another. 14 00:01:46,050 --> 00:01:51,056 Oh, man, I suck. You're still beating up over that Jenny Matrix thing? 15 00:01:51,056 --> 00:01:54,032 Nah I'm over it. 16 00:01:54,034 --> 00:01:58,046 That's the 'tude, dude. It's a new day. Carpe Diem. 17 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,063 Carpe Diem. 18 00:02:03,066 --> 00:02:05,068 Carpe Diem. 19 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:11,021 Let's get to class. 20 00:02:17,035 --> 00:02:21,054 That last run felt a little half baked shot bot but one thing's for sure, 21 00:02:21,054 --> 00:02:27,087 any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy. 22 00:02:27,087 --> 00:02:31,086 I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drun... 23 00:02:48,023 --> 00:02:52,014 Ki, that's...a 4000 hit combo 24 00:02:57,044 --> 00:03:00,019 I helped my parents design this game. 25 00:03:00,076 --> 00:03:01,081 Let's play again. 26 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:04,030 No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough. 27 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:07,084 You already made me quite the Brian D. 28 00:03:10,072 --> 00:03:12,093 Let's play again. 29 00:03:16,003 --> 00:03:23,024 Brian D? More like Brian Z. The last letter in the alphabet. Ooo yeah! 30 00:03:23,024 --> 00:03:25,060 Don't even listen to him dude. 31 00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:29,052 Ted, please, I don't even..know what that means. 32 00:03:29,052 --> 00:03:34,023 Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn... 33 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:43,018 Ted? Ted! 34 00:03:43,018 --> 00:03:44,046 What happened? 35 00:03:44,046 --> 00:03:46,096 You okay? You passed out for like 27 minutes! 36 00:03:46,096 --> 00:03:50,033 I'm fine. I just... 37 00:03:50,033 --> 00:03:52,066 You've seen them haven't you Theodore? 38 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:54,086 Hi Drift King. 39 00:03:54,086 --> 00:03:57,016 The visions. What are they? 40 00:03:57,016 --> 00:04:02,031 Merely a side effect...of drift fever! 41 00:04:02,031 --> 00:04:05,040 You've got the blood Ted! You can't escape this now! 42 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:11,031 Cast off that silly little plastic guitar, and grip the steering wheel of destiny! 43 00:04:11,031 --> 00:04:14,056 Forget it DK. Us Wongs are bred to shred. 44 00:04:14,056 --> 00:04:16,098 I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me! 45 00:04:16,098 --> 00:04:22,007 Confound it! Why must you Brian D your future way on this dying sport? 46 00:04:22,007 --> 00:04:24,061 Look at me in the eye. 47 00:04:24,061 --> 00:04:32,012 Tell me how hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn? 48 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:37,092 The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag... 49 00:04:37,092 --> 00:04:43,045 The churning in your chest, as you hear those three magical words: 50 00:04:43,045 --> 00:04:48,041 NEW-LAP-RECORD. 51 00:04:51,033 --> 00:04:54,030 Got.. a class, I gotta go to class. Yoga class, let's go! 52 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:57,011 That's on thursday. I don't care. Let's go. 53 00:04:57,013 --> 00:04:59,094 Okay! 54 00:04:59,094 --> 00:05:05,016 Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever! 55 00:05:07,033 --> 00:05:09,058 Hey buddy, look, I got you ...uh. 56 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:15,027 Ah, my thanks ted's vassal. Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions. 57 00:05:15,027 --> 00:05:17,090 Who are you? 58 00:05:44,051 --> 00:05:46,097 Hey there champ. How are you holding up? 59 00:05:46,097 --> 00:05:50,056 Great, great, yeah totally great. 60 00:05:50,056 --> 00:05:54,061 Yeah, this is nothing compared to our old school, those old guys really knew how to haze. 61 00:05:54,061 --> 00:05:59,071 Really? Well, I guess we'll just have to step it up a notch then. 62 00:05:59,071 --> 00:06:03,037 JK, I'm just rattling you, bro! 63 00:06:04,091 --> 00:06:07,020 So...you good? 64 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:12,066 Good? Yeah, No, I'm great, you know, it's totally great. 65 00:06:12,066 --> 00:06:16,018 You're great, I'm great, you're with the Law, that's great, by the way. 66 00:06:16,018 --> 00:06:22,042 I'm by myself, that's great. Yeah, no, everything is great. 67 00:06:22,047 --> 00:06:28,066 Good. I have to go set up a practice but...I'm glad that you're... 68 00:06:28,066 --> 00:06:31,014 ...doing great! 69 00:06:33,073 --> 00:06:36,071 I'll catch you later babe. 70 00:06:38,086 --> 00:06:40,019 I really am d.. 71 00:06:44,016 --> 00:06:47,039 Brian D! My office, now! 72 00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:55,074 The school took a risk on you Brian. 73 00:06:55,074 --> 00:07:00,047 You let us down. Have a seat, kid. 74 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:08,026 Sir. Sir, I know I screwed up at scrimmage, but I figured with try-outs still right around the corner 75 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:12,004 VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world. 76 00:07:12,004 --> 00:07:14,029 And you're one point away from expulsion. 77 00:07:14,029 --> 00:07:16,098 Administration doesn't like those odds. 78 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:20,061 So what are you saying? 79 00:07:20,061 --> 00:07:23,012 I'm saying you're circling the drain 80 00:07:23,012 --> 00:07:26,053 We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation. 81 00:07:26,053 --> 00:07:31,085 That new catchphrase is the exact reason why administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord. 82 00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:39,089 We're asking you to - that's a good coffee - we're asking you... 83 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:42,022 to leave VGHS. 84 00:07:52,065 --> 00:07:54,074 Hey! Kick back the hover ball! 85 00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:27,088 Tough day Brian? 86 00:08:28,071 --> 00:08:31,077 Oh hey Games! What do you want? 87 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:34,091 Just wondered if you dropped this. 88 00:08:34,091 --> 00:08:36,087 How did you get that? 89 00:08:36,090 --> 00:08:38,060 Well it's a funny story. 90 00:08:38,061 --> 00:08:43,072 I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch. 91 00:08:43,072 --> 00:08:46,004 That's my favorite game! 92 00:08:46,004 --> 00:08:50,044 No baby. That's our favorite game. 93 00:08:55,042 --> 00:08:57,039 Great. Well, enjoy the game. 94 00:08:57,039 --> 00:09:00,076 Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little: 95 00:09:00,076 --> 00:09:06,026 Oh, I like you but I don't have the balls to say so note.Well per chance the Law will succomb to your... 96 00:09:06,026 --> 00:09:09,010 ..."Don Juan" thing marksmanship. 97 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,030 Are you kidding me? 98 00:09:12,030 --> 00:09:13,015 This place is ridiculous! 99 00:09:13,015 --> 00:09:18,047 It's my time in the spotlight Brian! And you're standing in my way. 100 00:09:18,047 --> 00:09:19,096 It's Game's time. 101 00:09:19,096 --> 00:09:27,046 Wow! It's Game's time! That's cute. You got yourself a little brand. I like that. 102 00:09:27,052 --> 00:09:30,033 You know what Games? You want the spotlight? 103 00:09:30,033 --> 00:09:33,017 You can have it! But first here's what we're gonna do. 104 00:09:33,017 --> 00:09:36,007 We're going to throw it down.I'm gonna stomp your face. 105 00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:41,058 I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two...stupid friends whose names I don't even wanna know. 106 00:09:41,059 --> 00:09:45,067 You see Games, I'm one point away from expulsion. 107 00:09:46,091 --> 00:09:49,087 And I'm gonna use that point on all 3 of you noobs. 108 00:09:49,087 --> 00:09:52,073 I figured you'd say something like that. 109 00:09:55,064 --> 00:09:59,001 Assault rifles? Oh, let's get an SMG in there. 110 00:09:59,001 --> 00:10:01,014 You funeral. Best at three? 111 00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:03,055 First to five! Games on. 112 00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:46,042 See ya! 113 00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:04,042 I'm destroying you! 114 00:11:19,077 --> 00:11:22,083 What are you doing here? Saving your ass. 115 00:11:27,028 --> 00:11:32,046 Yeah, well, it's a little late. 116 00:11:45,013 --> 00:11:49,017 Dammit Brian, what the hell are you doing? 117 00:11:49,017 --> 00:11:50,057 I'm leaving on my own accord. 118 00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:55,049 Yeah, I set you up. But you know what? You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up. 119 00:11:55,049 --> 00:11:58,013 So you can blame me, you can blame the whole damn school. 120 00:11:58,013 --> 00:12:04,099 But right here, right now, it is all on you. 121 00:12:11,042 --> 00:12:13,028 Let's dance. 122 00:13:23,042 --> 00:13:28,080 But...but it was Games' time! 123 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:33,049 This isn't over Brian D. Crownies ? Let's roll. 124 00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:42,003 Thanks for the assist. 125 00:13:42,003 --> 00:13:48,098 Yeah, you're welcome. You should play like that more often. 126 00:13:52,078 --> 00:13:56,057 See you at sign-ups tomorrow. 127 00:13:56,057 --> 00:14:01,048 You can kiss your high scores, good bye! 128 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:05,022 Yeah, good luck with that captain. 129 00:14:06,098 --> 00:14:09,046 Hey Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot. 130 00:14:09,046 --> 00:14:15,053 No matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on. Brian.