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Videogame High School 1x05 English

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Subtitles by: Freddie Wong

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http://facebook.com/VideoGameHighSchool

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Day of The JV/Varsity Scrimmage Two Hours Remain

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Rhythm Method

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Huh, you draw in the notes section too?

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Oh, I'm just writing a little not to give to Jenny after the scrim.

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Not a love note,

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or anything like that. I mean, she totally has a boyfriend

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who hates me.

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Nah, it's more of a

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"It's all cool, you know, let's...

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let's be friends" sort of note.

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Oh. I like to draw extra lines to make it graph paper.

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Yo Brian, man. Kick ass out there.

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Thanks man.

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I will give it my best shot.

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Good, cause we have two weeks allowance on you beating The Law.

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Alright. Settle down. Settle down people. Settle down.

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I am proud to be your TA for rhythm gaming this year

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A sport...

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of true champions.

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Something you two losers in the back could stand to learn something about.

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* And now, without further ado, *

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* I present to you, the sultan of shred *

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* the prince of pentatonic, *

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* the raddest dad, *
* with the baddest ad... itude. *

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Freddie Wong!

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My dad!

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Sup losers.

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Or should I say heroes?

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Nope. All losers.

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Thats all right. That's why you took this class.

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To learn from the best, me,

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Freddie Wong. Hero.

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Alright. Whew!

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First rule of heroism.

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Give the people what they want.

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See, when you're a hero,

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people want to be you.

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They want to do you.

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They want to be you while they do you.

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Oh my god.

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Be careful.

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Cause if you don't give the people what they want, they'll divorce you,

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they'll take your sweet dirt bike,

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and they'll leave you with a no good loser for a son.

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Yeeha!

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Grip the steering wheel of destiny!

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Drift.

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What are you...?

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Nooooooooo!

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So, who wants some pizza?

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Ted, are you sure you are ok, man? That was, like, really rough.

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100% Big D. I just gotta refuel.

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Ok. Umm...

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Well, I have to get to scrimmage, buddy. But...

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Ki can you take care of him for a little while?

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I'm on it.

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Good luck Brian.

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- Alright. - Ya man, don't...

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Don't worry about me. Good dad out there.

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I mean, good love dad.

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Good luck Brian.

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See ya.

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End of Seventh Period One Hour Remains

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Go get 'em Brian.

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Break the Law!

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Thanks man. Cool slogan.

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The Law Vs Brian D Justice will be served

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I'll get to everybody, I'll get to everybody. Hold your horses. Calm down.

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Hey! Give me twenty big ones on Brian D.

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Alright, a risk taker, huh? I like that.

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Hey. Speak of the devil.

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There you go. Who's next? Who's next?

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What ya got? What ya got? I'll take yeah. I'll make your bet for ya.

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That's fine with me. What ya want? Ten on Law. There ya go. Boom.

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Hey man. Look, I was thinking, maybe you can just do some fancy foot work

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or caps lock and run away when you're out there.

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Cause I am betting you can make it at least three minutes against The Law.

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Say hi to The Law for me, Brian.

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No pressure.

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The Junior Varsity Pre-Game Meeting - Thirty Minutes Remain -

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Ok. Jpop, Rico, Moriarity,

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Left Flank is all you.

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Jumping Jax!

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I want to see those grenade skills in action.

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And as for the little freshman that could,

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stay tight and out of sight.

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Any questions?

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Yeah. Isn't this scrimmage just an excuse for your boyfriend to pad his kill reel.

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Ya. You're right.

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Varsity is out there to show off.

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We. We're out there to kick ass.

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Stay calm, stick the plan...

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and we're gonna wipe the smirk right off their faces.

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And as for my boyfriend...

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that maggot isn't gonna talk to me for a week after we're through with him!

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- Sound good? - Yeah!

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Alright. See you on the battlefield. Dismissed.

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Hey...

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rad speech. I mean...

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consider me pumped.

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Do you need something?

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Nope. I just thought you might want to check this out.

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Bam! New DXM, fresh import.

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And uh, you might want to check out the notes section. B-t-dubs.

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This is...

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pretty cool actually.

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But I have to stay focused right now.

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You should too, Brian.

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Yah. No, totally.

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Well.

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If you ever want to get unfocused...

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Hey.

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I've seen the posters.

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This is team CTF, not a deathmatch.

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You follow my orders, you'll be fine.

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You got it captain.

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Brian's Private Pre-Game Pump Up Five MInutes Remain

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Stay frosty B.D.

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Jenny wants you to avoid The Law.

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Consider it done.

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They won't even know I'm there. Ninja style.

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He made a whole soda can disappear in my mouth.

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Victory burgers after the game?

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More like defeateritos.

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Defeateritoes with cheese.

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Speaking of dead meat, what was Jenny thinking putting BrianD on her team?

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She was probably thinking I'm awesome.

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Guys, Jenny wasn't thinking,

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she was following orders.

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Wait. You told her to put him on the team?

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Course Cold Turkey.

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Cause while I love a well earned victory burg,

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what I really love, more than anything,

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is to kill...

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Brian D.

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That big baby Brian is bound to burn, bro.

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Nice one Alliterator.

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He's going down in flames.

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In front of everyone.

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And when the smoke clears...

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there will be no doubt

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that he was anything

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but a worthless, no talent fluke.

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With cheese.

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So uh, lets go.

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- Yep! - Alright then!

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Oh, Brian...

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- What's he doing? - Costing me five hundred bucks!

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Get with the program Brian.

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Brian, I am going to the intel. Get to that structure and cover me.

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You know, I think I will just stick back here and nade spam, sir.

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Damnit Brian, what is your malfunction?

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Is The Law going to be waiting for me up there?

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Follow my orders, or get off my team.

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Avenge me.

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Damnit, Brian.

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Yeah!

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Give the people what they want.

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Yeah! Come on Brian! Woo!

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* This song's about The Law!*

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* Long Arm's looking for you... *

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* Long Arm of The Law! *

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- Oh, you're in trouble now! -

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* Long Arm of The Law! *

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- Here it comes! -

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* Long Arm of The Law! *

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* Long Arm of The Law! *

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- Yesss! -

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- Clean yourself up! -

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- Varsity Wins. -

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