1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,916 English subtitles by: Freddie Wong 2 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:45,582 Oh! Brian! 3 00:00:45,582 --> 00:00:49,290 You'd better have skills in that box if you're gonna score with Jenny Matrix! 4 00:00:49,290 --> 00:00:52,125 No, Ted this is just a little professional party present 5 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:54,250 for the JV captain. 6 00:00:56,290 --> 00:01:00,457 "Happy party, Jenny. Let's go Coco-nuts..." 7 00:01:00,457 --> 00:01:03,625 Wait you're gonna bribe your way into JV with a cake? 8 00:01:03,625 --> 00:01:05,540 Coconut cake. 9 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:07,915 Let's just say I'm a 12th level pastrymancer 10 00:01:07,915 --> 00:01:11,165 and once she tastes this bad boy, I'm in. 11 00:01:11,165 --> 00:01:13,415 Maybe this date will become a double date! 12 00:01:13,415 --> 00:01:14,375 Oh! Brian! 13 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:16,000 I was meaning to tell you something... 14 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,957 What was it, what was it, what was it... 15 00:01:17,957 --> 00:01:20,375 Brian D! You made it! 16 00:01:37,207 --> 00:01:39,332 Hey, Jenny... um... 17 00:01:40,290 --> 00:01:42,750 Oh! My gosh! I totally nailed it I have to show you! 18 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:45,207 Come to my room! 19 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:49,540 Well... what should I do with this bad boy? 20 00:01:49,540 --> 00:01:51,790 I dunno. Give it to the party. 21 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:54,082 Let them eat cake! 22 00:01:56,665 --> 00:01:58,957 Come on - hurry! 23 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:03,957 So... there are a lot of people here... 24 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,000 First date, huh? 25 00:02:06,832 --> 00:02:09,582 Wanna... watch me play video games? 26 00:02:09,582 --> 00:02:12,000 Oh... I thought people did romantic things on first dates. 27 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,582 Exactamundo. 28 00:02:15,957 --> 00:02:17,375 Whoa. 29 00:02:19,165 --> 00:02:20,457 So, uh... 30 00:02:20,457 --> 00:02:22,375 Lotta cool stuff in this room. 31 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,290 Huh? Yeah, sorry it's a mess. 32 00:02:24,290 --> 00:02:26,207 You can just sit wherever. 33 00:02:26,790 --> 00:02:28,125 Okay... 34 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:31,500 This is gonna blow your mind... 35 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,332 Bam! 36 00:02:33,332 --> 00:02:35,250 I totally beat your time! 37 00:02:35,582 --> 00:02:36,957 Suck it! 38 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,875 Wow. Great job - that's like the... 39 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:41,332 Only high score I've ever held in anything. 40 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,957 Well, that and Dance Ex Machina... 41 00:02:43,957 --> 00:02:46,040 Wait wait wait... 42 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,040 You play DXM? 43 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:50,625 Which I don't play anymore because that's a 44 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:53,082 Lame baby game for babies. 45 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:57,125 I play manly games now like, uh, War and... 46 00:02:58,540 --> 00:03:02,415 Oh my God you're a 12th level dancemancer? 47 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,540 Did I say "baby game" because I meant, uh... 48 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:10,165 "babe game" for, uh, people. 49 00:03:10,165 --> 00:03:12,332 No it is a baby game. 50 00:03:12,332 --> 00:03:17,040 Which is why if you tell anyone there's a DXM machine collecting dust in my garage... 51 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,832 I will literally murder you. 52 00:03:22,957 --> 00:03:25,290 Wait, you mean you don't play anymore? 53 00:03:25,290 --> 00:03:27,125 But you were clearly the shiz! 54 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:29,915 Yeah... not according to my mom. 55 00:03:30,165 --> 00:03:32,750 She kinda coaches the Denver Commandos. 56 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:37,165 Full disclosure - I totally knew that. 57 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:39,832 Let's just say this is an FPS family 58 00:03:39,832 --> 00:03:42,415 and she expects me to make the pros. 59 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:44,290 You're totally gonna! I mean... 60 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,875 When I saw you at the Invitationals last year 61 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:49,457 You made JV captain 62 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,290 You're amazing, Jenny. 63 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:56,040 But that's no excuse not to get your dance on! 64 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:57,750 This is a party, you know? 65 00:03:57,750 --> 00:03:59,290 Let's go fire that baby up! 66 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:01,040 Party! Right! 67 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,165 Speaking of which, we should get back! 68 00:04:03,165 --> 00:04:05,332 I could totally slam another drink right now! 69 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,375 Let's go! 70 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:08,125 Let's go! 71 00:04:10,707 --> 00:04:12,875 I've got rock star in my blood, Ki. 72 00:04:13,582 --> 00:04:15,665 I don't know if you know this but... 73 00:04:15,665 --> 00:04:19,332 My father is three-time Guitar Hero world champion... 74 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:22,083 Freddie Wong. 75 00:04:23,708 --> 00:04:27,500 I'm assuming you're very good since you've chosen the hardest difficulty level. 76 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:31,375 Gotta play hard to rock hard Ki. 77 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:32,583 Here we go! 78 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:42,082 Jeez! Who calibrated this thing? 79 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:47,290 Whoa! New section! Let's see if I can handle this... 80 00:04:47,290 --> 00:04:50,832 Haven't had to improv in a while... 81 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:55,500 Sorry about that! Lousy guitar! 82 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:01,125 Let's play my game! 83 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:02,665 Whoa - you make games? 84 00:05:02,665 --> 00:05:04,250 Yeah! That's right! Well... 85 00:05:04,625 --> 00:05:06,625 Actually the one I'm working on is for children... 86 00:05:06,625 --> 00:05:08,750 But on the plus side there's no way to lose! 87 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:12,208 I'm in! 88 00:05:14,290 --> 00:05:17,207 What up dudes! Now this is where the real party is going down. 89 00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:20,375 That cool freshman over there is Games Dean 90 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:22,458 And this is the FPS team - 91 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:25,916 We have: Cold Turkey, Piepuppy, Alliterator... 92 00:05:25,915 --> 00:05:29,375 And I'm sure you already know - The Law. 93 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:31,666 Hey Brian! 94 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,875 Great to finally meet you! 95 00:05:35,915 --> 00:05:37,707 He ain't much of a talker, is he? 96 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:40,333 Relax dude! I should be nervous to meet you! 97 00:05:40,458 --> 00:05:42,458 I mean, I'm not, of course. 98 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:45,083 Law, seriously - stop screwing with the freshman. 99 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:47,833 Okay JV captain buzzkill! 100 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:50,541 Hey Bri-guy - you wanna tuck into some cake? 101 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:52,707 Wait, wait. There's... cake? 102 00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:55,458 Over here, Jenny. 103 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:58,583 Whoa, Games Dean brought us a kickin' coconut cake! 104 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:01,041 Check it - I baked it for you. 105 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,625 Dude are you kidding me? 106 00:06:02,625 --> 00:06:06,415 Are you coco-kidding me I am coocoo for coconut cake! 107 00:06:06,790 --> 00:06:10,582 Oh man! - Oh man is this guy on the scrimmage tomorrow or what? 108 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:13,708 Dig in, everybody! - It's so good! 109 00:06:13,708 --> 00:06:15,625 This is... so good. 110 00:06:16,208 --> 00:06:17,625 You're the coolest! 111 00:06:22,665 --> 00:06:24,082 My cake... 112 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:26,833 Don't waste it now. - It's so good though! 113 00:06:29,415 --> 00:06:33,207 Whoa! I'm sorry about that! Oh my God! 114 00:06:33,208 --> 00:06:35,958 Here... let me dab that off for you. 115 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:37,375 Seriously? 116 00:06:37,375 --> 00:06:40,083 Hey, man, speaking of apologies... 117 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:42,458 About your keyboard the other day... 118 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:45,666 I'm super-dee-duper broken up about it. 119 00:06:45,665 --> 00:06:49,832 Whaddya say we bury that little hatchet VGHS style 120 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:51,958 with a little friendly competish? 121 00:06:51,958 --> 00:06:54,708 Go ahead! Pick any game in the house - you and me! 122 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,790 You know what Law, I'm just here to party. 123 00:06:57,790 --> 00:07:00,000 So I'm not going to fall for one of your stupid little ploys. 124 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,708 Sorry, yeah it is a party. How rude of me. 125 00:07:03,708 --> 00:07:06,458 Maybe you'd like a little party trick then!? 126 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:08,416 A dash of magic!? 127 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:13,040 A little splash of razzmatazz? 128 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:16,040 Was that the whole trick? Because you just... - Whoa! 129 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,832 Everybody! Check out the size of this kid's pokéballs! 130 00:07:19,833 --> 00:07:24,041 Brian D just challenged me to a match! 131 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,332 Seriously, Brian? 132 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:27,583 Actually, Law... 133 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:30,375 Because that is how I like to party! 134 00:07:30,375 --> 00:07:33,833 You guys! Check it out! Brian D is gonna fight The Law! 135 00:07:38,415 --> 00:07:40,125 Abracadabra. 136 00:07:41,208 --> 00:07:42,750 Whoa! 137 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:45,958 And since mathematically it's the only shape to always correct itself... 138 00:07:45,958 --> 00:07:49,708 I, um, thought the gömböc would make a nice miniboss! 139 00:07:49,708 --> 00:07:52,291 I don't know though. Maybe it's stupid. 140 00:07:52,290 --> 00:07:56,790 What? No! It's awesome! 141 00:07:56,790 --> 00:08:01,290 You could call it the, uh... göm-boss! 142 00:08:04,708 --> 00:08:09,208 You call that a game? More like a lame! 143 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:10,708 Drifters! 144 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:12,625 Drift! 145 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,540 Hey! Leave her alone! 146 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:18,165 Ki's weird math game is way cooler than drift racing! 147 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:21,540 Cooler than Overdrift? Maybe in Lameland! 148 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:23,125 Cool callback, bro! 149 00:08:23,125 --> 00:08:24,165 Give me that! 150 00:08:24,458 --> 00:08:26,708 Hey give that back or else! 151 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:29,916 Is that a challenge, Theodore? 152 00:08:29,915 --> 00:08:32,832 Drift King. What do you want? 153 00:08:32,832 --> 00:08:34,415 One race, Ted! One race and the lady's weird math game is yours! 154 00:08:34,416 --> 00:08:39,416 One race, Ted! One race and the lady's weird 155 00:08:39,416 --> 00:08:42,166 So you're extorting people now? 156 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:45,166 Not very chivalrous, my liege! 157 00:08:45,166 --> 00:08:47,250 Desperate times, Ted. 158 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:50,750 I haven't felt true competition since last we dueled! 159 00:08:51,416 --> 00:08:54,541 Have ye not the need for speed? 160 00:08:54,541 --> 00:08:57,958 Um, Ted - I forgot to hit save on the game folder so if that tablet shuts off... 161 00:08:57,957 --> 00:08:59,957 I won't let that happen! 162 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,207 Okay! 163 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,207 You're on, DK... 164 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:05,207 Let's drift! 165 00:09:05,207 --> 00:09:07,207 Drift! Drift! 166 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:10,875 Don't matter what game you pick - you're gonna lose! 167 00:09:11,291 --> 00:09:13,625 Yeah, got that. Thanks. 168 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:16,582 Great job, Brian. 169 00:09:16,582 --> 00:09:20,540 LIke I said - any game in the house, Brian. 170 00:09:36,082 --> 00:09:38,165 Dance Ex Machina. 171 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,000 It's in the garage. 172 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,291 Brian. Doodee! 173 00:09:46,291 --> 00:09:48,375 Everyone came to see us duel! 174 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:50,125 But okay. Okay. 175 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:52,625 If you wanna disco... 176 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:54,666 Then let's... 177 00:09:55,291 --> 00:09:56,833 Tango. 178 00:09:56,832 --> 00:09:58,207 You really turned that around. 179 00:09:58,207 --> 00:10:00,665 Law never loses, Brian. 180 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:03,832 To the garage everybody! 181 00:11:37,332 --> 00:11:39,375 I can't lose this game, Ted! 182 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:15,666 Wow, ha! 183 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:16,750 I mean, uh... 184 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,291 I totally won, but... 185 00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,333 Can this guy dance or what? 186 00:13:22,457 --> 00:13:26,540 Way to cut a rug, studmuffin. This is gonna be more fun than I thought! 187 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:31,332 Alright! Winning! Yeah... still won... 188 00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:36,707 That's great! That's what I did. I took that. 189 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:42,916 Here. 190 00:13:42,916 --> 00:13:44,791 Oh thanks... - Syke! 191 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:47,375 I guess we'll hold onto this for you - don't worry about it! 192 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:50,832 Nay, the lady will have her game back! 193 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,290 Or, shall I say... gömböc. 194 00:14:03,082 --> 00:14:07,957 Well played, old friend! Our paths shall cross again! 195 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,750 DK! 196 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,457 Ted! Look! 197 00:14:15,457 --> 00:14:17,165 It autosaved! 198 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,707 Ted...? 199 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:27,666 Boyfriend experiences extreme confusion after exposure to drift racing... 200 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:29,791 "Boyfriend...?" 201 00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:32,083 Score! 202 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:39,250 Man can you believe Jenny Matrix has a lame baby game chilling in her garage? 203 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,166 What a loser... 204 00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,458 Oh! I'm sorry! 205 00:14:43,457 --> 00:14:46,332 Laugh it up. I'm still gonna murder you. 206 00:14:46,332 --> 00:14:48,207 Hey, if you wanna kill the life of the party... 207 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:53,166 Ow! Careful - I'm gonna need my mouse arm for scrimmage tomorrow. 208 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:57,500 Really? And what makes you think I'm gonna put you on my team? 209 00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:02,041 Well... 210 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:07,125 That was all the fake confidence I could muster. 211 00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,750 That really hurt. 212 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:11,750 I was supposed to choose someone like six hours ago anyway. 213 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,625 Spot's yours if you want it. 214 00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:16,916 Really? 215 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,000 Yeah, I'm... 216 00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,625 Totally! I'm... 217 00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:24,000 You know, whatever. 218 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,041 I'm in. 219 00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:28,250 Won't let you down. 220 00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:34,541 I was thinking maybe after the scrim tomorrow. 221 00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:36,583 You and I wanna go grab a burger or... 222 00:15:36,582 --> 00:15:39,750 Oh hey there pricklepuss! Mind if I borrow my girlfriend for a second? 223 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,875 Oh my God. Is this... is this a permanent...? 224 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,207 Oh, why? Do you "like my 'stache?" 225 00:15:45,207 --> 00:15:47,290 Oh my God. - I had it made just for this. 226 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:51,166 Oh my God. Ok, I have to go but I'll catch you later, Brian. 227 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:54,625 Yeah, catch you later Brian. We gotta go see how making out feels with this. 228 00:15:58,750 --> 00:15:59,541 Oh! Brian! 229 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,791 I remembered that thing! Jenny and Law are... 230 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:07,500 Oh, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.