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English subtitles by: Freddie Wong

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How are you lost? You're the RA!

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Hey, you're the one who overslept.

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Well, I'm sorry, I had to practice with my new game deck

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if I want to get good and impress Jenny Matrix.

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Hey, Brian.

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Loved watching you kill Annihilist last night -

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Very impressive.

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How would you like a spot on JV?

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Are you serious?

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Double-stuf serious.

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JV could use a boost in the cute department.

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Welcome to the team...

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...and welcome

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TO ME!

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Is anyone else hearing this?

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Nope.

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Cheeto...?

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Killing spree

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Mornin' roomie!

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Pizza brunch?

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What is with everyone today?

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Well...

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You killed the number one player at the school...

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...you got a guy kicked out on your first day...

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You're a marked man, Brian.

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Just like this pizza!

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Everyone wants a piece of you!

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I gotta keep my head down...

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You're right - we could throw you a party.

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What? - In your honor.

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I didn't say that...

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Called Brianpalooza.

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No!

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Hi! Brian!

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I had a question about Brianpalooza.

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Did you take this while I was sleeping?

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I have a very aggressive street team.

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I was just wondering what time "Rock o'clock" is?

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You know - half past rad.

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But when is half past rad?

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Quarter to score. - Ted, no. Seriously, like...

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Every twitcher in the school wants to fight me.

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I'm not gonna throw them a party.

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Can we please just...

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...hang out by this stairwell?

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Look at this view! This could be our new hangout spot, am I right?

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Wow!

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I can't believe I hadn't thought of it.

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I'll add it to my list that I made

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of potential hangout spots.

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Really?

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Okay. A party's one thing, but you can't even walk past The Law?

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Come on it's time to stop hiding in the shadows

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and shine like the star that you are!

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I'll stick to the shadows, thanks.

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I'll see you in class.

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What's gaming all about, Brian?

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Well, um...

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I always thought that... - I'm sure if I looked at

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Brian's Big Book of Gaming

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It'd tell me that gaming's all about

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expelling classmates

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Starting fights

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Landing the cover of The Wall Street Journal.

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You know what gaming's really about, Brian?

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Boom.

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It's all about the game.

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Gaming's... all about the game, sir?

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I knew you wouldn't understand.

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You're in the danger zone, kid.

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You may have snapped a few points wasting Annihilist, but...

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If you want to last more than a week at this school...

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I suggest you start keeping a low profile.

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I-I hear you, sir.

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I was actually just telling my friends:

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"Low profile" - that's my game.

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Really.

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Does that game include a minigame about being fulll of crap!?

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Now get out of my office.

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Okay.

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Hello students

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and welcome to FPS 101.

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My name is Ace. You can call me Ace.

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Sound good? Fantastic.

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Now I'm sure a lot of you are thinking right now:

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"Hey. I got myself into VGHS. What's with all the back to basics baloney?"

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Well.

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Let me just set the record straight for you pardners real quick like...

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You don't know shinola about first person shootin'

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Freshman year is about two things, hear me now...

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Fundamentals...

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and first impressions. Brian D, I presume?

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Sorry I was late, sir.

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Well you've already broken Ace's first rule.

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Be punctual.

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No. Rule #1 is "Know Ace's Rules."

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You'd have known that had you been punctual. Have a seat.

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Brian! - Sorry I'm late, Mr. Ace.

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Call me Ace, alright? Mr. Ace was my father's name

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Rule #1, Brian!

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Now, back to first impressions... - Dude.

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-The first girl y'all ought to be impressin' - Check out who our TA is...

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is our straight shootin' TA over here Jenny Matrix.

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That's right, Ace.

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As JV captain I have to choose an honorary freshman

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to play in our scrimmage against Varsity tomorrow.

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Personally, I think it's a huge waste of time but...

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It's tradition.

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Brian! That could be you wasting her time tomorrow!

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I don't know, Ki, I...

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The scrim is a perfect opportunity to be rubbin' elbows

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with some of the best mouse jockies this high school has to offer.

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Jenny you think any of these cheesedusters has what it takes?

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Well there's only one way to find out, Ace...

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Let's hit The Pit.

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I cannot wait.

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People underestimate The Pit because your targets are made of paper.

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But trust me. When you know The Pit...

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You know yourself.

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Playing games by yourself?

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I got better things to do in my sleep!

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This is great! I can totally do this level in my sleep!

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Yeah, great.

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So, Ki...

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Back to our favorite romance languages...

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What were yours again?

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Spanish? Italian?

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C++.

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"Very good."

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Be fast.

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Be efficient.

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And above all else...

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Be resourceful.

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Thirty-nine seconds...

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That's not bad, Matrix.

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Just shy of the school record.

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Wait, that's not right. You can get like ten seconds faster than that...

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Brian D! Something to share?

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No, sir. Ah... sorry. Uh...

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Wasn't important.

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Good. Then shut up.

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Brian was just saying he can complete the course much faster than you, Jenny.

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Well, la-dee-freakin-da. I'd love to see that.

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What about you, class?

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Honorary freshman, honorary freshman...

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C'mon Brian.

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Show us what you got.

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Try not to wet yourself, noob.

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That's somewhat... unorthodox.

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Brian... I am disappoint.

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Cheer up, Brian!

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At least no one wants to fight you anymore! - I figured it out!

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Rock o'clock is 3:32!

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We've missed Brianpalooza.

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Calhoun wants me dead...

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I'm late for Ace's class...

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Oh! And I can forget about playing in that scrimmage

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because Jenny probably thinks I'm the biggest dork in the universe!

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So! Jenny's here!

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What up, Matrix?

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What, uh...

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Brings you to our neck of the cafeteria...

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...woods?

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Well, I was going to invite you to my party

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because that was one of the sickest pit runs I've ever seen... but um...

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I'm sorry, could you just...?

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Oh! Sunglasses indoors...

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I must look like a douchebag, what was I thinking?

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We'll clean this up, we'll definitely be there!

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I hope this party is more organized than Brianpalooza.

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Sure. You guys can totally invite yourselves.

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Okay. My place. Tomorrow night.

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Sounds groovy, Jenny!

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Or should I say... Gravy - Brian. She's gone.

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Party... this could be like...

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Our first date!

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First... date...?

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Awesome! - Three-way fist pound?

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Brian. This way