1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000 English Subtitles By: Kip Calendine 2 00:01:20,251 --> 00:01:22,397 Am I getting through to you, Brian D.? 3 00:01:22,347 --> 00:01:23,998 Huh? Oh. Uh... 4 00:01:23,998 --> 00:01:25,826 Yes sir. Straight through. 5 00:01:25,826 --> 00:01:28,096 I swear, every year it's the same damn cutscene. 6 00:01:28,096 --> 00:01:30,500 Some media darling with a five-second kill reel 7 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:33,367 breezes into school on a golden ticket. 8 00:01:34,489 --> 00:01:37,989 Buckle up, kid. Cuz this ticket puts you on a plane straight to hell. 9 00:01:37,989 --> 00:01:39,884 And the in-flight movie? 10 00:01:39,984 --> 00:01:41,385 Super hell. 11 00:01:43,307 --> 00:01:46,382 Understood, sir. I know it will be rough here, but... 12 00:01:46,344 --> 00:01:48,563 I did get some practice at the Milwaukee Invitational, so... 13 00:01:48,662 --> 00:01:50,162 Oh, really? 14 00:01:54,793 --> 00:01:57,018 Still feeling cocky, Mr. Milwaukee? 15 00:01:56,977 --> 00:01:59,777 You're the lowest-ranked player in the school! 16 00:01:59,772 --> 00:02:02,548 Well I should probably go get some practice then... 17 00:02:03,328 --> 00:02:07,478 And as for you, Ki Swan. I don't care what game your parents developed. 18 00:02:07,822 --> 00:02:09,503 What the frag are you doing? 19 00:02:09,981 --> 00:02:12,757 Well sir, you cut such an imposing figure 20 00:02:12,951 --> 00:02:14,901 I thought I'd make a game about you. 21 00:02:20,068 --> 00:02:21,043 Haha, awesome! 22 00:02:21,769 --> 00:02:23,169 What are my moves? 23 00:02:29,368 --> 00:02:31,343 Calhoun always wins. 24 00:02:31,544 --> 00:02:32,394 Acceptable. 25 00:02:32,943 --> 00:02:34,268 Now scram, you scrubs. 26 00:02:34,414 --> 00:02:35,728 Ah, don't we get a welcome buddy? 27 00:02:35,729 --> 00:02:38,954 Cool your jets, Miss Swan! I was just getting to that. 28 00:02:40,192 --> 00:02:43,367 Your orientation guide is... 29 00:02:45,033 --> 00:02:48,933 Jenny Matrix. 5,031 points. JV FPS captain. 30 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:50,485 You must be pretty nervous. 31 00:02:50,849 --> 00:02:55,025 Of course I'm nervous. Did you see her 1080 no-scope NattyICE? 32 00:03:08,274 --> 00:03:10,498 Hahaha, not even close, son! 33 00:03:11,383 --> 00:03:12,783 Who's next? 34 00:03:12,962 --> 00:03:15,763 But don't worry. I've got a secret weapon. 35 00:03:17,957 --> 00:03:19,082 Hey, Jenny. 36 00:03:19,191 --> 00:03:21,415 Nice moves. I'm Brian D. 37 00:03:21,140 --> 00:03:23,240 Ahh, Mr. Law-killer, huh. 38 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,040 You saw that? 39 00:03:25,591 --> 00:03:27,411 I mean... yes. I am. 40 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,765 ColdTurkey, get Brian D. here a drink. 41 00:03:30,038 --> 00:03:31,043 What? No! I... 42 00:03:31,141 --> 00:03:32,262 Who's Brian D., the kid with the lame hat? 43 00:03:32,549 --> 00:03:36,274 Lame hat? Only cool hats for this noggin. 44 00:03:36,348 --> 00:03:38,024 I guess that's cool... 45 00:03:39,049 --> 00:03:41,149 Hey, check out the cool kid with the cool hat! 46 00:03:45,010 --> 00:03:47,786 Hey, sweet hat, frosh! 47 00:03:48,816 --> 00:03:50,381 The name's Games... 48 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:51,756 Games Dean. 49 00:03:54,031 --> 00:03:55,431 So cool. 50 00:03:57,854 --> 00:03:59,957 Brian, your secret weapon seems to have misfired. 51 00:03:59,957 --> 00:04:02,733 Hey! Come on, we doin' this or what, D.? 52 00:04:02,733 --> 00:04:07,432 Oh! No, I'm not here to fight. You're our welcome buddy. 53 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:13,283 What? She's supposed to show us around and... stuff. 54 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:16,608 Alright, sorry guys. Duty calls. 55 00:04:16,747 --> 00:04:18,146 Let's go. 56 00:04:33,202 --> 00:04:36,252 And this concludes your tour of VGHS. 57 00:04:36,802 --> 00:04:38,752 You took us in a straight line and said nothing. 58 00:04:38,752 --> 00:04:41,527 Hey, Jenny doesn't have time to show us noobs around. 59 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,855 She's got the whole JV team to worry about. 60 00:04:44,129 --> 00:04:44,980 Speaking of which... 61 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:47,785 Give me five reasons I should put you on my team. 62 00:04:49,685 --> 00:04:52,485 That was pretty transparent, wasn't it...? 63 00:04:52,685 --> 00:04:54,085 Yeah, a bit. 64 00:04:56,286 --> 00:04:59,086 Reason number one, I'm honest to a fault! 65 00:04:59,456 --> 00:05:01,956 You probably shouldn't list one of your faults as a reason. 66 00:05:02,255 --> 00:05:04,205 It's okay, Ki, she's gone. 67 00:05:04,206 --> 00:05:06,980 Wait, that's not okay, I don't know where my room is! 68 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:09,506 Seriously, guys, fun's over, right? 69 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,300 What's wrong, baby Wong? 70 00:05:11,156 --> 00:05:13,105 Thought you rockstars knew how to party. 71 00:05:12,922 --> 00:05:15,422 Yeah, totally, Annihilist! Totally, yeah! 72 00:05:15,146 --> 00:05:16,546 Okay, you guys got me. 73 00:05:19,846 --> 00:05:21,666 Oh, hey! Ted Wong. 74 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:25,085 Ki Swan. 1360 points. Fighter. 75 00:05:25,136 --> 00:05:27,086 Welcome to the Frag Floor, Ki... 76 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,730 Hey, leave him alone. 77 00:05:31,235 --> 00:05:33,336 What're you gonna do about it? 78 00:05:33,735 --> 00:05:35,135 Stop us? 79 00:05:35,411 --> 00:05:38,185 Nope. You're not. 80 00:05:38,526 --> 00:05:40,225 Brian, maybe we should get the R.A. 81 00:05:40,201 --> 00:05:42,301 Did your girlfriend just get here? 82 00:05:42,151 --> 00:05:44,376 This loser is the R.A. 83 00:05:44,401 --> 00:05:45,526 Are you really his girlfriend? Because... 84 00:05:46,076 --> 00:05:47,196 Nice. 85 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:48,600 What do we got here? 86 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:50,695 Hey, give that back! 87 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:51,951 What's this? 88 00:05:51,475 --> 00:05:53,576 I don't know. Something stupid. 89 00:05:53,574 --> 00:05:54,694 Chiba? 90 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:59,700 Hanzo? Where'd you get this, the poor store? 91 00:05:59,975 --> 00:06:02,201 Where'd you get your manners? The... rude store? 92 00:06:02,141 --> 00:06:03,961 Oh my goodness! 93 00:06:03,543 --> 00:06:05,192 Aw, sweet burn dude! 94 00:06:06,593 --> 00:06:10,069 Nobody... insults my manners. 95 00:06:10,192 --> 00:06:12,668 Well nobody makes fun of my gear. 96 00:06:12,968 --> 00:06:16,843 And no one insults my new best friend. 97 00:06:20,605 --> 00:06:21,730 This sounds like a challenge. 98 00:06:21,730 --> 00:06:25,331 Woah, woah... you guys can't fight in my hallway. 99 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:31,156 Rumble in the Rumpus Room! 100 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:39,134 Ladies and gentlemen! I present to you a match-up of epic proportions. 101 00:06:39,242 --> 00:06:44,492 In the cool corner we got, Brian D.! 102 00:06:44,916 --> 00:06:48,491 And in the other corner we have some loser that was hardcore guffin' me. 103 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:52,041 Alright, y'all know the rules! Single life, no respawns. 104 00:06:52,692 --> 00:06:54,641 Player one, are you ready? 105 00:06:54,641 --> 00:06:55,766 Let's do it! 106 00:06:55,766 --> 00:06:57,166 New best friend, are you ready? 107 00:06:57,442 --> 00:06:59,391 Brian, I just looked at the official rulebook. 108 00:06:59,391 --> 00:07:01,891 I really think that you should look at paragraphs 12 through 90. 109 00:07:02,166 --> 00:07:03,441 Any chance you could paraphrase? 110 00:07:03,416 --> 00:07:05,216 Oh okay, um. 111 00:07:05,242 --> 00:07:06,982 Read rules. Important. 112 00:07:06,982 --> 00:07:08,053 That's not what I meant, Ki! 113 00:07:10,959 --> 00:07:12,779 Alright, let's get it on!! 114 00:07:55,380 --> 00:07:58,880 You can't hide from me! You're like a minnow, and I'm a shark, I'm gonna eat 'cha. 115 00:08:03,074 --> 00:08:04,624 Great timing, Chiba. 116 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:28,245 Yes! Yes! Ha ha! 117 00:08:29,346 --> 00:08:32,145 Who's working at the poor store now? 118 00:08:40,014 --> 00:08:41,364 Wait, what just happened? 119 00:08:41,364 --> 00:08:44,163 Oh, Brian. Paragraph 90, Section 3. 120 00:08:44,153 --> 00:08:48,110 Should a student's rank fall below zero, then they are automatically, ruthlessly and instantly... 121 00:08:48,159 --> 00:08:49,559 Expelled. 122 00:08:54,748 --> 00:08:56,848 Annihilist, dude, I didn't know... 123 00:09:02,464 --> 00:09:04,564 Four more reasons, Brian. 124 00:09:04,596 --> 00:09:06,416 Welcome to VGHS. 125 00:09:07,921 --> 00:09:10,021 Jenny, wait! Where's my room?! 126 00:09:12,071 --> 00:09:13,465 On the plus side, dude... 127 00:09:13,495 --> 00:09:15,237 That guy was supposed to be your roommate. 128 00:09:15,238 --> 00:09:18,738 Dude, I just got a kid expelled. How is that a plus side? 129 00:09:20,313 --> 00:09:23,113 YEAH!! Best roommate friends forever!! 130 00:09:26,114 --> 00:09:27,514 I'm okay. 131 00:10:01,471 --> 00:10:03,291 The one-shot wonder. 132 00:10:05,192 --> 00:10:06,788 We meet at last. 133 00:10:07,068 --> 00:10:10,866 Hey! Uh, the, uh... the Law... 134 00:10:12,336 --> 00:10:14,437 It's just Law around here, Brian. 135 00:10:16,255 --> 00:10:18,355 I don't mean to pry, Bri-guy, but, uh... 136 00:10:18,921 --> 00:10:21,721 Are you okay? What're doing here? 137 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,743 Just gettin some air... 138 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:29,338 You were gonna throw your gear out, weren't you. 139 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:31,230 I dunno. 140 00:10:31,405 --> 00:10:33,328 VGHS is a little bit different than I thought. 141 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:36,625 Chiba and Hanzo just kinda feel out of place. 142 00:10:36,947 --> 00:10:38,148 Brian... 143 00:10:38,148 --> 00:10:43,644 Look, who are we talkin about here. Your gear? Or you. 144 00:10:47,019 --> 00:10:50,315 I know, right? Stupid. 145 00:10:52,592 --> 00:10:53,713 Listen. 146 00:10:55,316 --> 00:10:58,362 Oh. Old school. Nice. 147 00:10:58,369 --> 00:11:01,115 Let me tell you something I've always kind of told myself. 148 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,561 Fitting in at VGHS is hard, but... 149 00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:08,213 You can't be the best, unless you be yourself. 150 00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:09,726 Okay? 151 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,353 Never... never forget that. 152 00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:14,849 Never let anyone break you. 153 00:11:15,794 --> 00:11:17,615 Do you really mean that? 154 00:11:18,164 --> 00:11:20,264 More than anything in the world. 155 00:11:22,561 --> 00:11:23,681 Chiba!! 156 00:11:23,956 --> 00:11:26,756 Too bad you're in my world now, Brian. 157 00:11:27,552 --> 00:11:29,224 Don't you get it, Brian!? 158 00:11:28,948 --> 00:11:31,169 I am VGHS! 159 00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:38,316 Welcome... to me!