1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:04,875 English Subtitles By: Freddie 2 00:00:05,375 --> 00:00:09,208 Yeah, I typed these up. 3 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,500 Last mag! We gotta move! 4 00:00:46,415 --> 00:00:48,750 Exit's blocked! They're coming up! 5 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:59,375 Where's BrianD!? 6 00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:15,707 How's the long way home, BrianD? 7 00:01:15,707 --> 00:01:17,790 Sweaty enough for you? - Can we do this later, K-Pop? 8 00:01:17,790 --> 00:01:19,875 I'm late for a clan match! 9 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:22,790 This FPS twitcher thinks he's gonna be the next Law! 10 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:28,790 What do you guys want, already? 11 00:01:28,790 --> 00:01:32,332 Same thing every real-time strategenius wants... 12 00:01:32,707 --> 00:01:34,207 Resources. 13 00:01:41,125 --> 00:01:44,375 Our next guest was PwnZwn's Amateur Player of the Year... 14 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:48,750 and PetiteElite's "Hunkiest Teen Gamer of the Decade." 15 00:01:48,957 --> 00:01:51,915 He's also Varsity FPS captain at Video Game High School... 16 00:01:51,915 --> 00:01:53,875 and sorry ladies. He's taken. 17 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,375 Hold onto your rumble packs, 'cause here comes The Law! 18 00:01:57,375 --> 00:01:59,375 There he is! 19 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:05,875 Law ready for this? 20 00:02:13,457 --> 00:02:14,415 So, uh... 21 00:02:14,415 --> 00:02:16,207 Who wants to see a trickshot demo? 22 00:02:16,207 --> 00:02:17,500 Oh, I do! 23 00:02:18,290 --> 00:02:19,290 She does. 24 00:02:19,415 --> 00:02:21,582 It took me three weeks to grind for that stuff! 25 00:02:21,582 --> 00:02:23,082 And it took me three seconds. 26 00:02:23,082 --> 00:02:24,375 I guess that's what you'd call, uh... 27 00:02:25,415 --> 00:02:26,707 Strategy. 28 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,957 GG BrianD. See you tomorrow. 29 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,207 Yeah! 30 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,875 See you tomorrow... 31 00:02:33,957 --> 00:02:35,125 Forever! 32 00:02:50,582 --> 00:02:52,415 Hey mom school was great! Love you, bye! 33 00:02:52,582 --> 00:02:54,625 Can I touch them...? - Yeah you can touch both of them! 34 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:13,707 Sorry I'm late. 35 00:03:16,207 --> 00:03:18,582 Glad you could join us, cap! 36 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:21,040 Alright let's go! On me! 37 00:03:36,415 --> 00:03:37,832 Did you guys see that? 38 00:03:37,832 --> 00:03:39,375 That was insane! Dude I... 39 00:03:43,082 --> 00:03:44,375 Thanks man! 40 00:03:44,915 --> 00:03:48,540 So you told me backstage that this is what's called a "pubstomp?" 41 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:51,500 What else happened backstage, Bella? 42 00:03:54,290 --> 00:03:55,750 Anyway, girls... 43 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:58,000 "Pubstomping" is when a pro like me... 44 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,000 goes into a random server and lays down the, uh... 45 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,665 Let me hear you out there! 46 00:04:03,665 --> 00:04:06,500 Long arm of the Law! Long arm of the Law! 47 00:04:06,707 --> 00:04:08,207 I love this crowd. 48 00:04:12,790 --> 00:04:15,332 Left flank... Occam's Laser on three? 49 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:17,333 Just like the Milwaukee Invitational. 50 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,583 Let's go. 51 00:04:22,583 --> 00:04:23,750 Get ready to rush the point... 52 00:04:23,958 --> 00:04:25,791 Brian! Take the cat out! 53 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:28,415 First I gotta put the cat out! 54 00:04:31,790 --> 00:04:33,375 It's like every time! 55 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:34,582 Cheeto... 56 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:35,375 Cheeto! 57 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:36,958 Cheeto... Chee-to! Cheeto.... Cheeto... 58 00:04:37,958 --> 00:04:38,958 What are you guys doing? 59 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:41,125 AFK. - Cheeeee-to! 60 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:43,000 Here kitty kitty - Oh my God. Guys... 61 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 We need a new captain. 62 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:49,958 Yeah... looks like we got ourselves a server... 63 00:04:55,915 --> 00:04:57,665 Why did we just restack? 64 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,290 THE LAW HAS ENTERED. THE GAME. 65 00:05:05,165 --> 00:05:06,832 Alright guys - nobody panic! 66 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:07,915 Got him. 67 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,165 So much power. So much power everytime! 68 00:05:09,165 --> 00:05:12,290 Got him, aw God. 69 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:17,583 Run! 70 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,583 Chee-to... 71 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:22,125 Come here Cheeto! 72 00:05:22,125 --> 00:05:23,790 Cheeto!! 73 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:33,833 Incredible, right? 74 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,083 I still feel that rush all the time. 75 00:05:38,375 --> 00:05:40,958 Oh my gosh... One time I took out an entire family with that move. 76 00:05:40,958 --> 00:05:41,875 Cheeto! 77 00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:43,540 Cheeto... 78 00:05:45,665 --> 00:05:47,707 Cheeto... good kitty... 79 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:51,375 Cheeto... Augh! Ow! 80 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:52,750 Stupid cat! 81 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:57,165 That one got 'em good. 82 00:05:58,083 --> 00:06:00,625 Ah! Looks like this guy's AFK! 83 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:02,125 "Away from keyboard." 84 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:03,915 Let's see if we can have some fun with him. 85 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:07,540 Yeah... 86 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:13,250 Mom! Where's the iodine? 87 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:15,375 Whatever, kid. 88 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:31,250 Okay...! 89 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:27,333 Close one! 90 00:07:29,165 --> 00:07:30,082 Hot... 91 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:31,083 Hot! 92 00:07:32,415 --> 00:07:34,582 So what was that move called? 93 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:37,582 You know what? It's not really a move... 94 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,125 I got... I got... I got... 95 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:40,333 Killed. 96 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:42,083 You know, it's a pubstomp - anything can happen... 97 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:43,583 Who was that guy? Right? 98 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:45,416 Who was that guy? 99 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:47,041 So, uh... 100 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,707 Alright I guess, uh... 101 00:07:48,708 --> 00:07:50,541 Commercial break or something like that? 102 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:53,458 - Law Killer, Law Killer - BrianD you king! 103 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:03,833 And yet the President's condition is still unknown at this time... 104 00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:05,207 A nation waits with... 105 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:09,540 Frag Alert! 106 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,250 Hold onto your joysticks, zoners! 107 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:14,165 We got ourselves a late-breaking PwnZwn Frag Alert! 108 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:15,833 ShotBot? What'cha got? 109 00:08:15,915 --> 00:08:18,625 VGHS superstar The Law humiliated... 110 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:20,333 live on national television by a no-name nooblet... 111 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,500 by a no-name nooblet... 112 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,165 in a pubstomp gone wrong! 113 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:24,290 My computation? 114 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:26,625 Frag of the century! Peep the replay! 115 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:31,500 Our sources tell us that unranked player BrianD... 116 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:35,291 has already been invited to attend the prestigious and exclusive... 117 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:38,625 Video Game High School, a school whose students go on... 118 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:40,957 to make millions in the pros. 119 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:44,416 Yeah that's right we were TOTALLY with Brian when he got the call for VGHS! 120 00:08:44,707 --> 00:08:47,500 We love you BrianD! - Yeah! Brian! 121 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:48,832 Give me a break! 122 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:51,707 What makes this flash-in-the-pan fluker think he's got what it takes? 123 00:08:51,707 --> 00:08:52,165 What makes this flash-in-the-pan fluker think he's got what it takes? - Ron... 124 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:53,250 Ron! 125 00:08:53,291 --> 00:08:54,750 I completely agree, Ron! 126 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:57,541 VGHS is the most intense pro-gaming academy in the country! 127 00:08:57,541 --> 00:08:58,875 VGHS is the most intense pro-gaming academy in the country! - Guys, guys, guys! 128 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:00,207 Can I just agree with you for one second? 129 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,375 Can I just agree with you for one second? - Your agreement's been noted! 130 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,000 Fellas, fellas, fellas! Please! 131 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,582 Let's just... let's look at their acceptance video, okay? 132 00:09:05,582 --> 00:09:07,457 You will not study physics. 133 00:09:07,457 --> 00:09:09,665 You will study physics engines. 134 00:09:09,791 --> 00:09:11,541 You will not study art. 135 00:09:11,541 --> 00:09:13,833 You will study the art of war! 136 00:09:14,332 --> 00:09:15,915 You will learn about biology... 137 00:09:15,916 --> 00:09:18,625 by bathing in the blood of your enemies! 138 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,291 Sound good? 139 00:09:20,291 --> 00:09:22,791 Well welcome to VGHS. 140 00:09:22,791 --> 00:09:23,958 - You have been accepted 141 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,541 This is actually happening... 142 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,750 Everyone says I won't make it, but... 143 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:35,457 I have to try, I mean... 144 00:09:35,457 --> 00:09:40,125 I've dreamed of playing on a VGHS team since I was E for Everyone. 145 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:42,582 I hope you understand... 146 00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:49,291 Classic Cheeto. 147 00:09:50,332 --> 00:09:52,665 I'm gonna miss this back and forth. 148 00:09:54,707 --> 00:09:57,040 Take care of mom... okay? 149 00:09:58,957 --> 00:09:59,625 Brian? 150 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:02,125 Reporters are here. Let's get you miced up. 151 00:10:14,332 --> 00:10:15,750 Love you mom. 152 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,625 I put some extra food in your bowl. 153 00:10:22,332 --> 00:10:24,457 Where are you going? 154 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:29,291 I'm going to VGHS. 155 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:33,791 - Brian! Brian! 156 00:10:33,791 --> 00:10:36,333 - Brian! Brian! - What do you say to your fans, Brian