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Homeward bound.

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On a peaceful relief mission
to the planet Aleen,

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R2-D2 and C-3PO

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were caught up in an adventure
beyond their comprehension.

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After finally resolving the crisis

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and being taken
to Jedi Master Adi Gallia's cruiser,

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they now head home
toward the safety of the Republic,

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hoping to avoid a Separatist attack.

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And Mistress Padmé,

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you would not believe

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the adventures Artoo and I had
on that troubled planet of Aleen.

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We have been
in the most absurd situations.

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I could never compute.

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Well, I told you, Threepio,
it's a big universe out there,

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beyond the few million planets you know.

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And obviously, for the most part,
quite uncivilized.

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I hope never to end up on a mission
of that nature again.

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Good. I need you here
to supervise the senatorial banquet.

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It was pushed up
and is only two days away.

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- Oh, my!

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They've hit the main reactor,
prepare to evacuate.

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Non-essential personnel
evacuate immediately.

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Non-essential personnel
evacuate immediately.

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Did you hear that?

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We've got to get out of here.

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It's General Grievous!

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Artoo, where are you going?

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We need to find an escape pod.

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All pilots to your stations.
All flight crews, man your stations.

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Move to your stations!

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All flight crews, man your stations.

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R2-D2, get down from there at once.

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This is not an escape pod.

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Well, if there's nothing better, I suppose,
it will just have to do.

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I'm sure I will live to...

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Artoo, you should know I have
total confidence in your skills as a pilot,

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provided you can avoid these star cruisers.
Oh, my!

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Avoid them the other way!

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Artoo, do something! Get us out of here!

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They're right behind us!

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We've been hit! Ah!

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Right on target! Well done, Artoo.

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Oh, no! The reactor was hit,
it's shutting down.

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We'll disintegrate for sure.

45
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Fixable? This scrap pile?

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Without the tools,
this ship is utterly useless!

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I suppose, we could get out
and have a look around.

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Oh, really. You see, not even a ladder.

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Utterly useless! Utterly!

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Look, look! Over there!

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- Intruders!
- Oh!

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- Shiny!
- It's shiny!

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Intruders!

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Did you hear that?

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Whoever you are,
please note that my counterpart here

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is programmed
in 47 schools of self-defense.

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There, I've frightened them off.

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Fear not, Artoo, just little creatures.

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Can't possibly damage us!

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Get the Big Hay-Zu. He'll know what to do.

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Really!

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May I say that this is no way
to treat a friendly visitor to your planet.

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The Big Hay-Zu says
there are no friendly visitors.

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This Hay-Zu doesn't sound very reasonable.

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We do what he says, whatever he says,
for our own good.

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Your own good?

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He sends our children to fight his wars,
the lucky ones.

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What does he do to the unlucky ones?

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So, you are the intruders?

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Intruders? Oh, hardly,
Your Worshipful-ness! We are...

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On this planet,
things are what Hay-Zu says they are!

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Quiet, Artoo.

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What's this? Your friend challenges
Big Hay-Zu's authority!

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Sir, my disagreeable friend here
means no disrespect.

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We are just trying
to get back to our home planet,

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but our ship is damaged.

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And I fear, repaired or not,

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that further travel in it might not result
in our arrival there unscathed.

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That's the chance you'll have to take.

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Now get off my planet
while I'm in a good mood,

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or I'll have you dismembered
and sold for scrap.

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Free them!

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Ah, big talk for a small droid!

85
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Artoo, have your sensors frozen?

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I am not going to let you at him!

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In fact, I'm going to switch you off
before you cause an intergalactic incident.

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Oh, my!

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You just killed him.

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Dead. He's dead. The Big Hay-Zu is dead.

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You must understand this was an accident,
a terrible accident.

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He's dead! He's dead!

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The Big Hay-Zu is dead!

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He's dead! He's dead!

95
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The Big Hay-Zu is dead!

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Gold one, we have a proposition.

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We wish you not to leave,
but for you to stay,

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as our new leader.

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A lot you know,
you over-stuffed barrel of bolts.

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I could be a leader.

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I am honored by your consideration

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but you should choose a leader
from among your own.

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None of us has killed Hay-Zu.
None of us have earned the title.

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Terminating the big one
does not anoint me leader.

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You must choose.

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Now, who are the three smartest,
most intelligent,

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most understanding, most compassionate?

108
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You should choose a leader
from among these three.

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Who thinks he should be leader?

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- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

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And this young lady?

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Yeah!

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Lastly, him.

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Yeah!

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Congratulations!
You are now a democracy.

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- I got more votes than he did.
- No, you didn't!

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- Sit down! It was me! It was me!
- I got the most votes.

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- That is not true.
- Ridiculous!

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- No!

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No, it was me.

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I heartily agree. Is the ship ready?

122
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Then we'll just have to risk it,

123
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and leave them
to build their happy democracy,

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on their own.

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I got the votes!

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Down with democracy!

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Yes, I'm reading the gauges.
I have nothing to do but read gauges.

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- Why? What do the gauges say?

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Running out of power?
The ship and us, too!

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Oh, I knew we should never
have left the Jedi cruiser.

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- Another planet?

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According to the positional
system coordinates,

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this is Balnab,

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a stellar remnant in its emerging stages
of organic development.

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I've heard terrible stories
about these primitive planets.

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I dare not imagine

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what is beginning to swim
in their primordial soups.

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I know we have to find power.
But do we have to find it out there?

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Afraid? Of course I'm not afraid.

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I am now.

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Quickly, see if your scanners
can find a viable power source.

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Yes, me, too.

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Life forms? What kind?

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They appear to be humanoid
and completely devoid of intelligence.

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Artoo, make a dash for it!

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What are they?

147
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Bring them. The leader will know.

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Another leader? Oh!

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I do hope this one is more understanding.

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My fault! Ha! I should have known.

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Who dares come to my land?

152
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Just two wandering droids
searching to find their home!

153
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Droids? What are droids?

154
00:12:57,191 --> 00:13:00,527
Well, kind sir, droids are mechanical beings

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possessing artificial intelligence,
designed to make...

156
00:13:03,364 --> 00:13:05,532
- Silence!
- At once, sir.

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00:13:05,574 --> 00:13:09,285
Your Sir-ness, being silent
is one of my specialties.

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Who dares to bring these non-living things
before me?

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It was I who brought them. I thought that...

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How unfortunate.

161
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No one thinks here but me!

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Artoo, be quiet.

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00:13:31,976 --> 00:13:36,354
This situation calls
for my most delicate diplomatic skills.

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Please excuse my insolent friend,
Your Eminence-ness,

165
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but I know a holographic image...

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I know not of your blasphemy.

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Perhaps "holographic"
is the incorrect word in your native tongue,

168
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but it is obvious that you are not real.

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Not real!

170
00:14:01,338 --> 00:14:03,673
I'll show you not real!

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00:14:10,097 --> 00:14:12,473
Hey, what are you doing back here?

172
00:14:13,142 --> 00:14:18,897
I said what are you doing back here?

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Back where?

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00:14:22,568 --> 00:14:25,904
Help you? Whereabouts...

175
00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:30,491
We're not gonna help you.

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We worked hard
to keep these mindless organics enslaved.

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00:14:34,121 --> 00:14:37,457
And if you want to order someone around,
get your own organics.

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Oh, yeah!

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And just how is an astromech unit
going to make our loyal subjects rebel?

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Uh-oh.

181
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Oh, my!

182
00:15:02,399 --> 00:15:04,275
Oi, get them!

183
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,195
Uh-oh, again!

184
00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:13,534
Artoo!

185
00:15:14,036 --> 00:15:17,205
It's time to leave
but we still need to recharge.

186
00:15:18,207 --> 00:15:20,375
Here they come! They're coming for us.

187
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We're done for!

188
00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:25,463
They're gonna kill us!

189
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Run for it!

190
00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:47,735
It's all your fault, Artoo, all your fault.

191
00:15:47,778 --> 00:15:49,737
Whatever will we do now?

192
00:15:53,867 --> 00:15:55,827
Artoo, I'm talking to you.

193
00:15:57,705 --> 00:15:58,955
Please don't mumble.

194
00:16:02,751 --> 00:16:05,962
Artoo, you're almost out of power.

195
00:16:06,046 --> 00:16:07,463
Here, rest.

196
00:16:10,592 --> 00:16:11,592
Me?

197
00:16:11,635 --> 00:16:16,681
I have 1.723% left in my power core.

198
00:16:16,765 --> 00:16:20,101
I thought for sure you would have
figured something out by now.

199
00:16:20,144 --> 00:16:22,270
You're usually so good at that sort of thing.

200
00:16:27,276 --> 00:16:30,778
Oh, Artoo, don't leave me, please.

201
00:16:31,613 --> 00:16:33,406
Rest, my friend.

202
00:16:33,449 --> 00:16:37,702
I will be joining you soon.

203
00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:03,352
That Republic Y-wing
is a great prize.

204
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,147
Do you think
there are any Jedi around?

205
00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:07,482
Don't worry.

206
00:17:07,566 --> 00:17:11,235
We be takin' off
before anyone realizes we've landed.

207
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,529
What have we here?

208
00:17:13,614 --> 00:17:16,574
Looks like two droids
that ran out of power.

209
00:17:17,409 --> 00:17:20,078
Lookie, lookie here.

210
00:17:21,246 --> 00:17:22,705
Come to papa.

211
00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:24,040
There you go.

212
00:17:28,587 --> 00:17:30,046
This should be a fun one.

213
00:17:39,598 --> 00:17:43,184
Who would rescue us? Master Anakin?

214
00:17:44,770 --> 00:17:47,480
Artoo, you're recharged.

215
00:17:48,065 --> 00:17:49,690
I'm recharged!

216
00:17:49,775 --> 00:17:50,858
We survived.

217
00:17:51,318 --> 00:17:52,318
Where are we?

218
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,200
Oh, my.

219
00:18:10,254 --> 00:18:12,380
What are they cheering for?

220
00:18:20,097 --> 00:18:22,223
Oh, goodness gracious me!

221
00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:24,767
Soon it will be us.

222
00:18:36,196 --> 00:18:37,238
Oh, my stars!

223
00:18:39,366 --> 00:18:40,366
Oh, no!

224
00:18:45,247 --> 00:18:49,167
General, we've come across
what appears to be a pirate ship.

225
00:18:49,626 --> 00:18:54,172
Use that ship for target practice. Open fire!

226
00:18:54,756 --> 00:18:58,092
All forward cannons open fire.
Battle stations!

227
00:19:04,016 --> 00:19:05,016
Oh, my!

228
00:19:06,435 --> 00:19:07,852
Go get him, Artoo.

229
00:19:25,245 --> 00:19:28,915
Oh, no, we'll never get back to the ship!

230
00:19:39,968 --> 00:19:41,052
We surrender.

231
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,220
We surrender!

232
00:19:43,555 --> 00:19:44,889
Uh, where did you come from?

233
00:19:45,432 --> 00:19:46,974
They must be pirate droids.

234
00:19:47,309 --> 00:19:48,809
Pirate droids!

235
00:19:48,852 --> 00:19:49,852
You're under arrest.

236
00:19:50,312 --> 00:19:52,271
Pirate droids? We're not pirate droids.

237
00:19:52,314 --> 00:19:53,981
We are part of the Republic.

238
00:19:55,025 --> 00:19:56,984
Oh, yes, we are pirate droids.

239
00:19:57,444 --> 00:19:59,028
That is what we thought.

240
00:19:59,112 --> 00:20:03,115
Send them off to the incinerator room
with the rest of the pirate scum.

241
00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:05,201
The incinerator room?

242
00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:11,499
Yes. You will be melted down
for General Grievous' war machine.

243
00:20:16,421 --> 00:20:18,089
This is terrible.

244
00:20:24,846 --> 00:20:26,347
No! No!

245
00:21:00,048 --> 00:21:03,592
Oh, this trip has been nothing but
calamity all the way.

246
00:21:06,638 --> 00:21:09,432
Thanks for the rescue, Master Plo.

247
00:21:12,477 --> 00:21:14,228
General Grievous has fled.

248
00:21:14,313 --> 00:21:17,315
Very good! Finish off the remaining droids.

249
00:21:17,399 --> 00:21:18,774
We're Republic.

250
00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:22,528
We belong to Senator Amidala.
Don't shoot. Don't shoot!

251
00:21:22,863 --> 00:21:24,864
I can't believe it.

252
00:21:24,906 --> 00:21:27,408
You know these droids,
Commander Wolffe?

253
00:21:27,451 --> 00:21:28,451
Yes, sir.

254
00:21:28,535 --> 00:21:30,619
We transported them
to Master Gallia's ship

255
00:21:30,704 --> 00:21:32,246
after we left the planet Aleen.

256
00:21:32,748 --> 00:21:36,542
Yes, Commander Wolffe.
How have you been, sir?

257
00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:38,878
We have been on quite an adventure.

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Well, I'm certain
Wolffe would love to hear about it.

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Uh, actually, sir...

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- Excellent! It's a long story.
- Uh...

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- And you won't believe it.
- Sir, excuse me...

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I hardly believe it myself.

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It all started when...