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Evil plans!

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With the Jedi Council
focused on the war effort,

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criminal minds are left unchecked
to spread fear and corruption.

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Galactic gangster Jabba the Hutt
has sent bounty hunter Cad Bane

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on a nefarious mission which shall strike
at the heart of the Republic.

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Meanwhile, the unsuspecting citizens
of Coruscant go about their daily lives.

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Wait, no.

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The tendrils belong on the main table
between Anakin and Senator Aang.

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- Mistress.
- Not that one.

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The red one,
Senator Aang's favorite color is red.

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Very well.

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You need to take a breath.
This party will work out.

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It has to.

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Senator Aang holds the deciding vote
on the Military Oversight Committee.

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You know how particular the Roonan are.
I need everything to be perfect.

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You have nothing to worry about.

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Perfect!

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For the most important
state banquet of the season,

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they send us waiter droids
with malfunctioning digits.

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It will be okay.

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Those are much too large.
Have you seen the size of Roonan teeth?

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Tiny. Tiny!

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- Right away.
- Sir?

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That won't do at all.

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This is a social gathering
for the communal taking of sustenance.

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Your effort evokes the terror of younglings
fleeing a flesh-eating monster.

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Okay, then.

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Oh, my! The garnish!

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Artoo! I ask you to oversee one thing
and you allow this?

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Threepio, is there a problem?

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I am sorry, my lady, but it appears
the dessert is missing its jogan fruit.

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So go get one.

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I could not possibly leave now.

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- Threepio...
- Fine, send Artoo, then.

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I'm afraid that may not be
the most appropriate idea.

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It was R2-D2 who put us
in this predicament,

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quite inadvertently, I'm sure.

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Please handle this.

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Um...

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Okay. Threepio, look,
I'm sending you on a mission.

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A mission? Oh, my!

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Yes, and Artoo is going along with you.

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Oh, my.

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This should be more than enough credits
if you don't get swindled.

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Swindled? Me?

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Yes, you. Go there, come back.

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Don't get lost, and don't get distracted.

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Of course, Master Anakin.
Come along, Artoo.

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Lost! Distracted! I cannot imagine
where Master Anakin gets these ideas.

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You are the one who gets distracted.

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You most certainly do.
You wander off like a drunken nuna.

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I have half a mind to recalibrate
your focusing capacitors.

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There they are. The gold one is the target.

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Now, get down there and do your job.

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At your service, Mr. Bane.

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Here we are. Now, listen and learn.

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Excuse me, fine sir,
but do you by any chance have jogan fruit?

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Do I have jogan?
Can a Jedi use the Force?

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I shall take that as a yes.
How much would four cost?

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How much you got, my friend?

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Artoo, make sure you watch our credits.

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My grandpa always told me, "Don't
watch your credits, watch your health."

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So while I was watching my health,

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someone stole my credits.

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My grandpa!

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A cautionary tale, indeed.
Might I please purchase four jogan?

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Your lucky day.
Only ones left on the planet. Four credits.

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Four, that seems fair.

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Each.

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I don't need you to tell me
what galactic robbery is!

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But what choice do we have?

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Very well, we will take them.

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- Sixteen credits.
- I meant, 32!

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You said four each! Four times four is 16!

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Thirty-two's the best deal we got today.
Hard times.

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Very well, 32, but not one credit more!

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You drive a hard bargain.

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They're leaving.

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Todo, move into position.

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I have them marked.

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As if you could have done any better.

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Anyway, we still have eight credits left.

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Which is all you need
to revitalize the you inside.

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Excuse me, but were you speaking to us?

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No, I'm talking to the you you used to be,

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that droid fresh off the assembly line.

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Once so nimble before joints squeaked
and wiring frayed.

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You remember that sparkling fellow?

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I am afraid that was a long time ago,
and my friend and I...

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Could use a makeover, could you?

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Well... No.
No, our master was most insistent

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that we shouldn't deviate from our task,
so this is no time for self-indulgence.

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Come along, Artoo.

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I said, come along, Artoo!

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He's right. You should hear me out.

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We have no time for this, Artoo.

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But a trip to a maintenance bar
would take no time at all.

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A maintenance bar for droids?

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After all, why should organics be
the only ones who get pampered?

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They should not.
That is why right across the street

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there is an oasis of pleasure
designed to put you back in touch

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with the original assembly-line you.

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R2-D2, where are you going?

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We must get back
to the banquet preparation.

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As head of protocol, it is vital...

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Oh...

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Hello and welcome to Droid Spa.

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No need for an appointment.
Right this way.

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Please, come inside.

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Enjoy yourself.

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Oh...

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The indignity!

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Pardon me, sir, but there appears
to have been a terrible mistake.

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I don't think so.

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Oh, no, I'm quite right.

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Why are you putting that there?

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To find out what's inside.

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Inside?
Just the usual capacitors, nothing special.

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It doesn't get more soothing than that,
does it?

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Oh, my!

121
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Just sit back, we'll take care of you.

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Ready for your decarbonizing buff?

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I don't want this gibberish!
I want the plans for the Senate building!

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I don't know
what you're talking about.

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You're Senator Amidala's personal droid.

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I am a protocol droid.
Human-cyborg relations.

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I can translate and instruct
on appropriate etiquette,

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which in your case, sir,
if you don't mind me saying,

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is sorely lacking.

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That is exactly the sort of behavior
I am talking about.

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According to the analyzer, he is not lying.

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His head's totally empty of any information
useful to us.

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Empty? I protest. I am fluent in over
six million forms of communication.

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I have extensive programming
in the correct...

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Ain't that great! A brainless droid.
Worthless.

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My lack of knowledge
is not an impediment at all.

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Floor plans, blueprints
are not in my programming.

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That was always Artoo's specialty.

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Artoo? The astromech.
Go fetch me his little pal.

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Oh, no! What have I done?

141
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I do not know where your buddy is.

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How about taking a look at these items?

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Top-drawer titanium,

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guaranteed to last longer
than your circuit boards.

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Hey, if price is the issue,
then I'll knock six credits off.

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You're coming with us.

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Hey! Hey, what are you doing?

148
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Hey, what's with the suction thing
on the cart?

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Hey, now. No!

150
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Stop him!

151
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That's the wrong droid!

152
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Murderer! Murderer!

153
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Swindled, me? Might I remind you, sir,

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I was once protocol droid
to the chief negotiator

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for the entire Manakron system.

156
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Wait a minute, you're not Master Ani.

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No. I'm your worst nightmare, pal.

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You certainly are.
It's all coming back to me now.

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Thanks to you, the only thing coming back
is your little friend.

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Oh, no!

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This is a nightmare!

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He is not here.

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Bane will not be pleased
if we come back empty-handed.

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If the gold one cannot provide
the information in his current state,

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then I shall personally dismantle
every circuit in his plated little body

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to get those answers!

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That will destroy him.

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Noble, yes. Wise? I think not.

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Talk to me.

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Connections complete.
Ready for download.

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Your friend Goldenrod
turned out to be a huge waste of my time.

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Something my clients don't have a lot of.

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You know what's good for you,
you'll give me what I want.

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I can't bear to watch.

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Download that data
onto the memory drive.

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I will deliver it immediately.

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And prepare my ship.

178
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What should we do with these two?

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Wipe their memory
and dump them back in the street.

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They'll find their way back home.

181
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We can't have
anything looking out of place, can we?

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It's so good to see you, Senator Aang.

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How good it is to see you,
Senator Amidala.

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Where can Threepio be?

185
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I have no idea.

186
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Thanks for the memories.

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There you are!

188
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I've been looking all over for you.

189
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I'm certain we're late.
We'll be deactivated for sure.

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As you requested,
the floor plans of the Senate.

191
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I'll be needing my full payment now.

192
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Something funny?

193
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The almighty Jabba
requires further assistance.

194
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:08,392
You saying there's still more moves
to this dance?

195
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Name your price.

196
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I suppose I could rearrange
my busy schedule.

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But I'll need details.

198
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And an advance on my services
while we negotiate new terms.

199
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And the advance?

200
00:17:37,546 --> 00:17:41,925
First, the great Jabba
must receive the Council's approval.

201
00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:45,012
The new assignment must be serious.

202
00:17:50,183 --> 00:17:54,021
Jabba wants everyone out
except you, Cad Bane.

203
00:18:10,454 --> 00:18:15,834
Well, well. If it isn't the heads
of the five Hutt families.

204
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Droid, my ancient Huttese is a little rusty.

205
00:18:19,963 --> 00:18:21,381
Tell me what they say.

206
00:18:32,226 --> 00:18:37,648
Jabba and Arok are debating
how important Ziro's release is.

207
00:18:42,402 --> 00:18:47,866
Apparently, Ziro holds in his possession
some dangerous information.

208
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Dangerous to the Hutt Council.

209
00:19:08,762 --> 00:19:14,351
Oruba feels the Council will be safer
with Ziro under their protection.

210
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They want to know who shall take on
this very dangerous task.

211
00:19:26,738 --> 00:19:28,615
That would be me.

212
00:19:29,449 --> 00:19:31,410
Cad Bane, at your service.

213
00:19:31,869 --> 00:19:33,787
I'll take on any job

214
00:19:35,247 --> 00:19:37,249
for the right price.

215
00:19:46,091 --> 00:19:47,634
What are we going to do?

216
00:19:47,926 --> 00:19:51,471
Artoo and C-3PO have not returned
with the jogan fruit for the cake.

217
00:19:52,764 --> 00:19:56,059
I knew this was going to happen,
that's why I sent Artoo.

218
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To the signing of the treaty.

219
00:19:59,479 --> 00:20:03,734
And to my favorite dessert,
jogan fruitcake, yes.

220
00:20:08,906 --> 00:20:12,159
Oh, no.
I'm never going to hear the end of this one.

221
00:20:14,286 --> 00:20:17,331
Threepio, where were you?
You almost missed the whole party!

222
00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:19,666
We encountered some complications, sir.

223
00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:22,294
What kind of complications?

224
00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:28,008
Actually, I have no recollection of my day.
I cannot really explain where I have been.

225
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Thank you.

226
00:20:32,679 --> 00:20:36,934
One, two, three, four.

227
00:20:42,147 --> 00:20:43,815
You're going to have to do
better than that, Threepio,

228
00:20:43,857 --> 00:20:46,276
because if Padmé's dinner is a disaster,

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then you're not the only one
she's going to be mad at.

230
00:20:48,195 --> 00:20:51,365
Anakin, stop worrying.
The cake is right here.

231
00:20:53,534 --> 00:20:55,327
You should really lighten up on these two.

232
00:20:56,954 --> 00:20:59,206
Threepio, you've done a magnificent job.

233
00:20:59,873 --> 00:21:03,377
Oh, my. A magnificent job?

234
00:21:04,127 --> 00:21:09,841
A magnificent job! A magnificent job.
A magnificent job.

235
00:21:10,551 --> 00:21:11,718
A magnificent job.

236
00:21:11,843 --> 00:21:13,720
Well, we're gonna hear about this
one for a while, buddy.

237
00:21:13,845 --> 00:21:15,222
A magnificent job!

238
00:21:15,806 --> 00:21:19,393
A magnificent job. A magnificent job!

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00:21:19,726 --> 00:21:21,061
A magnificent job.