1 00:00:08,193 --> 00:00:11,235 Guess this is how it ends. I thought I was better than this. 2 00:00:11,652 --> 00:00:14,152 Dramatic voiceover while stranded in space? 3 00:00:14,485 --> 00:00:17,902 I guess when you're dying the first thing to go is your creativity. 4 00:00:18,527 --> 00:00:19,902 Citadel's gone… 5 00:00:20,402 --> 00:00:22,860 And-and the saucer we escaped in is out of power 6 00:00:22,943 --> 00:00:24,318 Aw man I'm so scared in here. 7 00:00:24,402 --> 00:00:25,985 The extra Mortys went feral. 8 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:29,193 Eh, some problems solve themselves. 9 00:00:29,943 --> 00:00:33,027 Been drinking a lot… Morty! I told you to write this down! 10 00:00:33,110 --> 00:00:35,693 I don't have a helmet like that Avengers guy did. 11 00:00:36,193 --> 00:00:39,943 Been drinking a lot of my piss. Portal gun's still broken. 12 00:00:40,027 --> 00:00:42,068 Guess that was all part of Evil Morty's plan. 13 00:00:42,152 --> 00:00:44,443 “Evil Morty.” Can we stop flattering this guy? 14 00:00:44,527 --> 00:00:46,777 His “plan” was to monologue and fuck off, 15 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:49,527 he basically threw a tantrum to announce he was quitting Twitter. 16 00:00:49,610 --> 00:00:50,860 Nobody quits Twitter. 17 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:56,110 Hey remember like a second ago, when you pretended not to know who Iron Man was? 18 00:00:56,485 --> 00:00:57,527 Who was that for? 19 00:00:57,860 --> 00:01:00,443 Shush shush Morty. This is how we go. 20 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:01,902 Bear it with grace. 21 00:01:01,985 --> 00:01:05,652 Spinal cord: Robitussin as a base, then surprise me. 22 00:01:16,235 --> 00:01:17,610 - Mom! - Beth maybe! 23 00:01:18,777 --> 00:01:21,860 Is she trying to say something? We can't hear you. 24 00:01:22,402 --> 00:01:25,818 How dumb are. Beth, you're in a vacuum, sound travels on air. 25 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:27,318 Why am I yelling? 26 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:33,152 - Wow, great. - Yeah that's…, really worth it 27 00:01:33,235 --> 00:01:35,610 That was not worth it. It's corny. 28 00:01:35,693 --> 00:01:38,902 You. Corn. Dying of starvation here! 29 00:01:39,985 --> 00:01:42,568 Oh my God. Stop explaining. Stop explaining! 30 00:01:42,652 --> 00:01:43,902 Are you finished? 31 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,360 She's not finished. 32 00:01:46,568 --> 00:01:48,152 - Oh Real mature, real classy - Oh nice. 33 00:02:23,652 --> 00:02:24,818 It was a good line, honey. 34 00:02:24,902 --> 00:02:26,277 I didn't need it to be, I don't care what you think. 35 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,777 Oh my God she found you, here, eat eat eat. 36 00:02:28,860 --> 00:02:29,985 Oh hell yes. 37 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:32,027 Hold on, buddy, our systems could go into shock from solid food. 38 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,860 Digestibot, convert to nutrient mass. 39 00:02:43,985 --> 00:02:44,985 I'm just gonna risk it. 40 00:02:45,693 --> 00:02:48,902 Since when you do you guys get stranded? Thank you by the way. 41 00:02:48,985 --> 00:02:51,235 - Almost left them out there. - Portal travel's broken. 42 00:02:51,943 --> 00:02:54,777 Are these heirloom tomatoes? Digestibot, try these. 43 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:56,985 So you can't hop realities anymore. 44 00:02:57,068 --> 00:02:59,068 Does that mean you'll finally have to wash your robe? 45 00:02:59,152 --> 00:03:01,818 Good point, I need to reboot the portal index immediately. 46 00:03:02,943 --> 00:03:05,110 Basically just a hard reset on the fluid. 47 00:03:05,193 --> 00:03:07,152 Hold tight, the Earth's gonna shake a bit. 48 00:03:20,235 --> 00:03:22,527 - Oh shit. - Wait, what's happening? 49 00:03:22,610 --> 00:03:26,318 Instead of resetting portal travel, I may have reset portal travelers. 50 00:03:26,402 --> 00:03:29,902 - Too late to apologize. - Rick, why am I pulsing green? 51 00:03:30,235 --> 00:03:32,443 don't say you don't know because you're pulsing green. 52 00:03:32,527 --> 00:03:33,818 - Rick are we about to die? - No. 53 00:03:33,902 --> 00:03:36,652 - We're about to vanish from this reality. - That's totally dying! 54 00:03:36,735 --> 00:03:40,110 No it isn't, everyone from this reality returning to their reality of origin. 55 00:03:40,193 --> 00:03:41,818 Back to our original universes? 56 00:03:41,902 --> 00:03:44,443 I explained it fine, Morty, you're spoonfeeding spoons! 57 00:03:44,527 --> 00:03:46,735 - Where's Summer? - Oh nice, you guys are back 58 00:03:47,110 --> 00:03:48,818 Summer. Three of us are one-way blind hopping, 59 00:03:48,902 --> 00:03:50,110 you gotta help us get back. 60 00:03:50,193 --> 00:03:53,110 There's a protocol for this in your chore server, filename Booger AIDs. 61 00:03:53,193 --> 00:03:55,860 - Every file is Booger AIDS! - I hate naming things! 62 00:03:55,943 --> 00:03:59,152 Just search for words like “one way blind hop reset nav beacon.” 63 00:03:59,235 --> 00:04:01,985 - Why do I have a “reality of origin?” - There's no time to explain, Jerry! 64 00:04:02,068 --> 00:04:04,902 Counting on you, Summer! One way blind hop beacon protocol! 65 00:04:04,985 --> 00:04:08,068 Here we go! 66 00:04:11,568 --> 00:04:12,985 So there was time to explain. 67 00:04:13,068 --> 00:04:15,485 Don't waste extra precious seconds with your pettiness, Jerry! 68 00:04:15,568 --> 00:04:16,455 Summer, let's run down… 69 00:04:16,485 --> 00:04:18,693 One way blind hop reset beacon booger AIDS. 70 00:04:18,777 --> 00:04:19,777 Cool. 71 00:04:21,277 --> 00:04:23,443 There was so much time to explain! 72 00:04:23,527 --> 00:04:26,818 Yes! Fine, hindsight is twenty twenty! Who has ever taken this long to vanish? 73 00:04:26,902 --> 00:04:29,277 How did I end up not in my own universe? 74 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,027 Oh my god. The Jerryboree! 75 00:04:32,068 --> 00:04:33,860 - The Jerryboree. - Deep cut. 76 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:38,860 Wait, but… where's our real Dad and our real Morty? 77 00:04:38,943 --> 00:04:40,027 Buried in the backyard! 78 00:04:40,485 --> 00:04:41,902 That's what the possums are after. 79 00:04:46,193 --> 00:04:48,318 Dad's got you in the family business too, huh? 80 00:04:48,402 --> 00:04:51,610 Yeah, Morty's an easy mark but Rick pays me in things like… 81 00:04:52,943 --> 00:04:54,277 Wolverine claws. 82 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,777 Whelp, looks like you got this. See you guys in another, two years? 83 00:04:57,860 --> 00:04:59,818 Or… you could stick around for this one? 84 00:04:59,902 --> 00:05:02,027 Looks like it involves Grandpa's grody citadel, 85 00:05:02,110 --> 00:05:04,152 we could, y'know, break things. Loot stuff. 86 00:05:04,235 --> 00:05:07,985 Should, probably get back to saving the galaxy… 87 00:05:08,068 --> 00:05:09,110 Please. 88 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:12,777 Guess I could loot some stuff. Fine. Yeah, OK let's make it quick. 89 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:16,193 Awesome, I've never been. Let's do this, adventure family! Woo! Haha! 90 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:19,735 Ok. 91 00:05:24,485 --> 00:05:25,485 Fuck. 92 00:05:30,985 --> 00:05:33,818 Excuse me? Bro, Ricks don't pass on this. 93 00:05:36,943 --> 00:05:38,735 Rick? Is that you? 94 00:05:39,068 --> 00:05:40,527 Yeah… Diane. 95 00:05:40,610 --> 00:05:44,068 You've been gone so long. Did you find our daughter's killer? 96 00:05:44,152 --> 00:05:47,068 - Not yet, sorry. Still looking. - You'll find him. 97 00:05:47,152 --> 00:05:50,235 You always do everything you set your mind to. 98 00:05:50,318 --> 00:05:53,693 Except keep your family alive. But that was hardly your fault. 99 00:05:53,777 --> 00:05:54,943 Mute. 100 00:05:55,027 --> 00:05:58,735 If I could be muted, I wouldn't be too good at haunting you, 101 00:05:58,818 --> 00:06:02,110 - would I, you dirty bear? - Yeah, forgot I wanted to be haunted. 102 00:06:02,193 --> 00:06:05,777 I guess you predicted you might. That's where haunting comes in handy, huh? 103 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:07,485 Very good point, sugar. 104 00:06:14,985 --> 00:06:15,985 Rick? 105 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:23,068 Hello? Original family? Sorry about last time. 106 00:06:23,152 --> 00:06:26,443 Rick, he was in space prison, we couldn't just… 107 00:06:26,527 --> 00:06:27,527 hello? 108 00:06:35,902 --> 00:06:36,902 Aw jeez. 109 00:07:00,443 --> 00:07:03,568 Fuck. Dammit Morty, there's no doctors anymore. 110 00:07:03,652 --> 00:07:04,652 Dad? 111 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:09,902 Figures it's underwhelming the one time I visit. 112 00:07:09,985 --> 00:07:13,402 Sorry usually there's cowboy Rick and Mortys and stuff. 113 00:07:14,193 --> 00:07:16,985 Looks like they could use a couple repairman Rick and Mortys, right? 114 00:07:18,027 --> 00:07:21,527 Tight, little scavenger dudes. If they shoot at us I'm allowed to… 115 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,777 do this. Shit yeah. 116 00:07:28,318 --> 00:07:29,777 Space Mom, get in on this! 117 00:07:33,985 --> 00:07:34,985 Cool Mom! 118 00:07:35,027 --> 00:07:36,693 Let's keep it moving, I don't have all day. 119 00:07:38,027 --> 00:07:39,027 I got it! 120 00:07:40,985 --> 00:07:43,068 I got it! I got it! Sorry! 121 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,985 Sorry! I got it. Sorry! 122 00:07:49,318 --> 00:07:50,777 I was gonna do it. 123 00:07:51,152 --> 00:07:52,818 Terrestrials, am I right? 124 00:07:53,610 --> 00:07:55,777 I kept up the search in your absence. 125 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:57,943 You want a new list of potential locations? 126 00:07:58,027 --> 00:08:00,360 You're always just one room away? 127 00:08:00,443 --> 00:08:03,860 Remember, you thought if you could see or touch me 128 00:08:03,943 --> 00:08:06,068 it might give you a level of com comfort. 129 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:09,110 Right. Can't have that. Come on, Summer. 130 00:08:09,193 --> 00:08:11,568 Who's Summer? Should I be jealous? 131 00:08:11,652 --> 00:08:14,943 knows what happens to the people you love. 132 00:08:19,610 --> 00:08:22,568 - Hey Rick. - Hey, Mr. Goldmanbachmajorian. 133 00:08:22,943 --> 00:08:24,735 Still alive, huh? What's up? 134 00:08:24,818 --> 00:08:28,818 I was wondering if you could help me make sense of a note I found this morning? 135 00:08:29,152 --> 00:08:32,193 It's written by someone claiming to be me. 136 00:08:32,277 --> 00:08:35,152 They say my mind is held captive in a time loop, 137 00:08:35,235 --> 00:08:39,693 trapped in the day of a traumatic event by the agony of a formidable intelligence. 138 00:08:39,777 --> 00:08:42,235 But also that my captor forgot about aging… 139 00:08:42,318 --> 00:08:47,360 that my body spoils and yearns for death while my soul remains stuck in place 140 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:49,318 caught, like a fly in amber. 141 00:08:49,402 --> 00:08:52,985 Right. I used to drink, drink. No clue pal. 142 00:08:53,068 --> 00:08:55,902 That's Ok. I found other notes in the trash just like it. 143 00:08:55,985 --> 00:08:59,652 Poor weirdo. I pity them, wish they could let go, and move on. 144 00:08:59,735 --> 00:09:01,443 - Sounds healthy. - Sure would be. 145 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,527 Sweet death. 146 00:09:07,985 --> 00:09:10,485 Was that symbolic? Are you letting go? 147 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,985 I understand, baby. I forgive you… 148 00:09:13,068 --> 00:09:14,818 You don't get to say that! You're not her. 149 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:17,235 You're a thing I built to torture myself. 150 00:09:17,318 --> 00:09:20,485 This whole fucking timeline is cursed. I gotta get out of here. 151 00:09:20,568 --> 00:09:22,068 Because you want to move on. 152 00:09:22,152 --> 00:09:26,902 Because I don't. And I have to. I came back on accident. 153 00:09:26,985 --> 00:09:28,360 Guy I'm looking for he's… 154 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:29,985 he's not findable, Diane. 155 00:09:31,735 --> 00:09:33,485 I live with a version of Beth, now. 156 00:09:34,068 --> 00:09:35,902 Sounds like a version of nice. 157 00:09:35,985 --> 00:09:39,277 We have grandkids. That's who Summer is. She's gonna get me out of here. 158 00:09:39,985 --> 00:09:41,235 She reminds me of you. 159 00:09:41,318 --> 00:09:43,568 Really? Is she dead too? 160 00:09:44,277 --> 00:09:45,318 Bye, Diane. 161 00:09:45,402 --> 00:09:48,860 You're not honestly gonna fly into that rift without coordinates, are you? 162 00:09:48,943 --> 00:09:50,443 Don't give up on us, Rick. 163 00:09:50,527 --> 00:09:53,152 I don't make the rules. Haunters gonna haunt. 164 00:09:59,568 --> 00:10:01,943 Baby? Are you killing yourself? 165 00:10:02,027 --> 00:10:04,777 I'm more embracing the “win win” of risking my life. 166 00:10:14,235 --> 00:10:15,568 Where's Mom and Summer? 167 00:10:15,652 --> 00:10:17,902 They're gone. Sorry, Morty. 168 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:18,985 Gone gone? 169 00:10:19,027 --> 00:10:21,152 We spent a long time in that ice. 170 00:10:21,235 --> 00:10:24,360 A gentle mutant licked us out but Beth got sick, 171 00:10:24,443 --> 00:10:25,902 and Summer didn't thaw right. 172 00:10:27,943 --> 00:10:30,818 With no one left to blame, I finally had to deal with myself. 173 00:10:30,902 --> 00:10:32,485 Buried my grief at Barnes and Noble. 174 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:36,652 Four Agreements, Eat Pray Love, Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns. 175 00:10:36,735 --> 00:10:38,943 Learned to accept things for what they are. 176 00:10:39,985 --> 00:10:42,860 In a few of these the whole brain is still intact. 177 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:46,193 Makes you wonder if some people were still in there, just trapped in the horror. 178 00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:48,360 Anyway it's awesome protein. 179 00:10:48,443 --> 00:10:53,027 I'm so sorry, Dad. But. My real, original Dad beat the apocalypse. 180 00:10:53,610 --> 00:10:56,110 I guess we all underestimated you. 181 00:10:56,193 --> 00:10:59,068 Hey. What's that game we always used to try to play as a family, 182 00:10:59,152 --> 00:11:00,777 y- the one we never finished… 183 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,652 - Downbeat. - Yes! Let's play Downbeat. 184 00:11:02,735 --> 00:11:04,860 I bet I can find it! We can finish now. 185 00:11:04,943 --> 00:11:07,443 Yeah, you should totally do that. 186 00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:14,235 Cool, I got it! We'll play Downbeat… 187 00:11:14,318 --> 00:11:17,193 and we'll camp here tonight and then rebuild the house. 188 00:11:17,652 --> 00:11:21,235 Y'know we got food, fresh water, and we've got family… 189 00:11:21,943 --> 00:11:22,943 Da fuck? 190 00:11:24,902 --> 00:11:28,693 Morty. I wrote this note in advance in case you're wondering how I left so fast. 191 00:11:28,777 --> 00:11:30,318 My plan is to wait for you to turn your back, 192 00:11:30,402 --> 00:11:32,485 then I'm going to grab all your shit and split. 193 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:34,318 Depending on how long you were out of the room, 194 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,902 you'll probably be thinking I can't be that far away 195 00:11:36,985 --> 00:11:38,527 and you'll want to foll… 196 00:11:40,985 --> 00:11:42,568 Morty, wrote this fast cuz had to set trap, 197 00:11:42,652 --> 00:11:44,610 thought you'd have cooler shit, see other note bye. 198 00:11:44,693 --> 00:11:45,693 Mother fucker… 199 00:11:46,652 --> 00:11:48,693 Slow down! Slow down! Not cool! Oh! 200 00:11:50,568 --> 00:11:52,902 - What the hell, Dad? - Don't take it personal, Morty. 201 00:11:52,985 --> 00:11:55,485 That's one of the Four Agreements. I don't remember the other three, 202 00:11:55,568 --> 00:11:58,152 but I know Commissioner Gordon was cool with Batman moving on. 203 00:11:58,235 --> 00:12:01,235 - Batman doesn't abandon people! - You abandoned us. 204 00:12:01,735 --> 00:12:04,902 I deserve that. But, y'know, it improved you… 205 00:12:05,652 --> 00:12:07,318 Oh, am I cool enough for you now? 206 00:12:07,402 --> 00:12:10,652 Well that was easy, it only cost me fucking everything. 207 00:12:10,735 --> 00:12:11,705 Whoa, hey, I… 208 00:12:11,735 --> 00:12:14,485 You came back and talked about us like we weren't people, Morty! 209 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,318 Then you bailed, and left us to freeze! 210 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:20,152 - I was apologizing for that earlier… - Your mom and sister died, Morty! 211 00:12:21,735 --> 00:12:24,360 And I moved on. From caring. 212 00:12:24,943 --> 00:12:26,443 And that is the best deal you will ever get. 213 00:12:27,568 --> 00:12:28,497 So take it. 214 00:12:28,527 --> 00:12:32,652 Please don't go. If Rick comes back, we can find you a new reality, 215 00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:35,152 a new Mom, new Summer, a job! 216 00:12:35,610 --> 00:12:37,110 Oh you don't get it, kid. 217 00:12:37,193 --> 00:12:39,443 Except for this conversation, my life is perfect. 218 00:12:39,527 --> 00:12:42,818 Rick was always right… everyone needs to let go. 219 00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:51,527 Aw, you came back… I guess we really did form a bond… 220 00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:54,610 Hey stop it! Get away from me! No, help! 221 00:12:55,568 --> 00:12:58,610 Alright, pin dropped, Grandpa! Come and get us. 222 00:13:01,277 --> 00:13:02,860 Come on, come on, come on! 223 00:13:02,943 --> 00:13:05,235 Baby? Something to keep in mind: 224 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,693 If you were pulled home by whatever happened, 225 00:13:08,152 --> 00:13:09,943 it's likely our target was as well. 226 00:13:10,568 --> 00:13:13,610 It's also likely he's having as much trouble leaving as you are. 227 00:13:15,152 --> 00:13:16,443 He's trapped. 228 00:13:18,568 --> 00:13:20,652 - Grandpa! - Oh fuck yes! 229 00:13:25,193 --> 00:13:26,277 Grandpa? 230 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,443 Summer! Gold star, always believed in you. 231 00:13:28,527 --> 00:13:30,193 - Now the hard part. - Hard part? 232 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,193 Way worse things than me can see that beacon too. 233 00:13:32,277 --> 00:13:34,652 Hunker down and protect it while I grab Morty. Rick out! 234 00:13:34,735 --> 00:13:36,110 Try to survive! 235 00:13:36,193 --> 00:13:38,902 Oh shit. Domestic Mom should hide maybe? 236 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,985 - “Domestic Mom”? - I mean she's the cool space one. 237 00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:44,568 Look I'm not looking to get caught in whatever this is, 238 00:13:44,652 --> 00:13:46,485 you guys can both hide maybe, hash it out. 239 00:13:46,568 --> 00:13:49,568 Oh quit talking down! I'm you with the patience to do laundry. 240 00:13:49,652 --> 00:13:51,610 Mom stop being jealous of our bond! 241 00:13:51,693 --> 00:13:54,610 She ran from our choices, I have to parent them. 242 00:13:54,693 --> 00:13:57,318 It's not like I didn't care, that's what the clone was for. 243 00:13:58,693 --> 00:13:59,693 Moms! 244 00:14:13,318 --> 00:14:14,693 - Morty! - Rick? 245 00:14:14,777 --> 00:14:17,277 I knew it, I knew you wouldn't leave me! 246 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,402 Da fuck? 247 00:14:18,485 --> 00:14:22,485 Morty did you see another Rick here? Nondescript haircut, scifi jacket? 248 00:14:22,568 --> 00:14:24,443 Of course you didn't see him, you'd be dead. 249 00:14:24,527 --> 00:14:25,777 Or you'd be a bomb. 250 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,568 Do you feel bomby? Nah, you woulda blown up by now. 251 00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:32,610 Wasn't the Rick here dead? That's, that's why you pick places right? 252 00:14:33,652 --> 00:14:37,443 Well, your Rick, yeah, not dead, more like, not around. 253 00:14:37,527 --> 00:14:40,152 When I met you I was sorta hoping he might turn up one day, 254 00:14:40,235 --> 00:14:41,735 You son of a bitch! I got you! 255 00:14:42,402 --> 00:14:45,485 - Where are we going? - To kill your grandpa, little buddy. 256 00:14:45,568 --> 00:14:46,568 Wait, what? 257 00:14:47,318 --> 00:14:50,568 I don't understand. My original Rick killed your family? 258 00:14:50,652 --> 00:14:52,277 And you were just waiting for him to come back? 259 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,902 Seems like you understand fine, Morty. That was A+ repiping. We're here. 260 00:14:58,693 --> 00:15:01,777 This guy Morty, he hates being found but loves building elaborate shit. 261 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,527 Like playing a ton of Minecraft but all on a private server. 262 00:15:04,610 --> 00:15:07,443 Am I in a fucking K-hole right now, what is going on? 263 00:15:11,652 --> 00:15:12,777 Whoa, hoho, you found me! 264 00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:18,527 I shoot the first monitor too. Listen, I'm not here. Or am I? 265 00:15:19,735 --> 00:15:22,485 There's the clone you found. Or maybe it's me, all naked! 266 00:15:22,568 --> 00:15:25,985 Just a lil Keyser Söze. I mean why would I admit it's not? 267 00:15:26,568 --> 00:15:28,943 Look at him! Look at him go, look at him dance. 268 00:15:29,027 --> 00:15:33,693 Or me, again, it might be me, Like a Saw thing, I'm very sneaky. 269 00:15:33,777 --> 00:15:36,568 Here's a bunch of killbots to deal with while ya wrestle with that. 270 00:15:41,568 --> 00:15:44,652 Obviously I don't know who I'm talking to here, it's all prerecorded. 271 00:15:46,568 --> 00:15:49,485 But if you got this far, you probably think you're real special. 272 00:15:49,902 --> 00:15:50,902 Tell you what. 273 00:15:50,985 --> 00:15:53,610 There he goes! Maybe that actually was me! 274 00:15:53,693 --> 00:15:55,902 If you follow him down there we can do a big fight. 275 00:15:56,277 --> 00:15:58,277 Fifty percent chance I'm not lying. 276 00:15:59,985 --> 00:16:02,985 We're in trouble asshole! I shouldn't have to beg. 277 00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:05,527 - Wait, my moms are in trouble? - Those versions of them are. 278 00:16:05,610 --> 00:16:08,110 We gotta save them! Rick this is an obvious trap. 279 00:16:08,193 --> 00:16:10,360 If you go down there he's just gonna kill you… 280 00:16:10,443 --> 00:16:11,610 - Good! - What? 281 00:16:13,735 --> 00:16:14,818 Now what? 282 00:16:14,902 --> 00:16:17,360 If you don't care if you die, why do you care if I die 283 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:18,860 Knock it off! Get out of here! 284 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:21,568 You did this last season, you're like a suicide bomber! 285 00:16:21,652 --> 00:16:24,818 - Takes one to know one. - Yeah, well, you get it from him, not me. 286 00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:30,443 I don't know him. You're my grandpa, Rick. Rick and Morty. A hundred years. 287 00:16:30,777 --> 00:16:32,610 This place totally might go up by the way. 288 00:16:32,693 --> 00:16:35,777 Here's a bunch of countdowns? One of them's probably accurate. 289 00:16:38,277 --> 00:16:40,610 Fuckin, stupid, 5th dimensional stomach juices. 290 00:16:40,693 --> 00:16:43,860 Sorry for the sitcom fight, and maybe getting us digested. 291 00:16:43,943 --> 00:16:45,985 - You've got incredible timing. - Don't be a bitch, 292 00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:48,152 I'm parenting, makes sense you don't recognize it, 293 00:16:48,235 --> 00:16:50,068 you've been out of practice for awhile. 294 00:16:50,152 --> 00:16:53,152 Good! I'm glad that they have you! I don't want to be “Space Mom”. 295 00:16:53,235 --> 00:16:54,402 You've made that clear. 296 00:16:54,485 --> 00:16:57,485 Just don't let Summer mistake your rejection of her for good taste. 297 00:16:57,568 --> 00:16:59,735 I'm not trying to, it's all her. 298 00:17:03,568 --> 00:17:07,652 Jesus. It'd be cool if you were around more, I don't wanna get married. 299 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:11,527 I'm seventeen. My affection is the wind, don't try to compete for it. 300 00:17:12,943 --> 00:17:15,152 I could hear every word of that through the helmets. 301 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,943 Thank fuck I only had to kill most of them. 302 00:17:17,027 --> 00:17:18,818 Jesus. That ship really has sailed. 303 00:17:24,527 --> 00:17:27,610 And now we feast! 304 00:17:31,902 --> 00:17:33,652 This emergency was oversold to me. 305 00:17:33,735 --> 00:17:34,985 - Grandpa! Morty! - Moms! 306 00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:37,152 Wait, if they have to wear helmets… 307 00:17:37,235 --> 00:17:39,027 I do childproofing stuff while you're asleep. 308 00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:40,610 Why don't you childproof Dad? 309 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:41,943 - Great reminder… - Wait! 310 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,027 Time to get Jerry. 311 00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:46,693 Maybe I wouldn't be so uptight if I wasn't married to 312 00:17:46,777 --> 00:17:49,360 an unemployed receptacle of human fear! 313 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,443 Get a job Dad, it's been a decade. 314 00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:54,860 Pretty brutal Jer. I know a good alligator park if you wanna kill yourself. 315 00:17:55,443 --> 00:17:56,443 I got expelled today. 316 00:17:56,527 --> 00:17:58,943 Oh no, you got expelled. Whoa what a horrible thing. 317 00:17:59,027 --> 00:18:00,027 You are so fucking dumb. 318 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,360 Hi hun. 319 00:18:02,735 --> 00:18:05,318 Some real Season 2 vibes in there, y'know what I'm sayin? 320 00:18:05,402 --> 00:18:07,360 You know, never thought I'd say this, but… 321 00:18:08,027 --> 00:18:10,277 I think I'm glad we spent that time divorced. 322 00:18:10,735 --> 00:18:11,663 One second… 323 00:18:11,693 --> 00:18:13,318 …I'll build af ucking swing set in the back yard? 324 00:18:13,402 --> 00:18:15,693 You know, I may technically be from here? 325 00:18:15,777 --> 00:18:18,402 But I'm a goddamn inter dimensional traveler now. 326 00:18:18,485 --> 00:18:21,610 And all of you can kiss my scifi ass. 327 00:18:27,902 --> 00:18:29,277 It gets me every time. 328 00:18:29,652 --> 00:18:34,402 Wow, what an amazing joke I just told. And also, what an adventure. 329 00:18:34,485 --> 00:18:37,402 Y'know I guess it doesn't matter where we're from, if we're together, huh? 330 00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:39,068 Good, good final moral thing. 331 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,568 This is everyone's original dimension' now. 332 00:18:41,652 --> 00:18:43,527 - Great wrap-ups, kids. - You're back. 333 00:18:43,610 --> 00:18:46,527 - Oh shit), Season 2 Jerry! - Look, before you bust my balls, 334 00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:50,027 can someone help with the shower? It's colder than Beth on our anniversary. 335 00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:52,318 Also… Look who I found in Rick's room. 336 00:18:52,735 --> 00:18:54,152 I'm Mr. Frundles! 337 00:18:54,235 --> 00:18:57,568 I don't care how cute he is, we agreed no boogens in the house. 338 00:18:57,652 --> 00:18:59,235 Wait, Season 2 Jerry, don't! 339 00:18:59,318 --> 00:19:01,902 - Mr. Frundles! - Everybody in the car. 340 00:19:02,818 --> 00:19:04,318 I'm Mr. Frundles! 341 00:19:04,402 --> 00:19:07,443 - Wait but I thought HE was Mr. Frundles. - Everybody in the car! Now! 342 00:19:09,568 --> 00:19:13,652 I'm Mr. Frundles! I'm Mr. Frundles! I'm Mr. Frundles! I'm Mr. Frundles! 343 00:19:15,985 --> 00:19:18,610 What thefuck, Dad? Why would you bring that thing into our house? 344 00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:21,443 It was cute! Fuck! We gotta find a new timeline now! 345 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,652 You know how hard that shit is without portals? 346 00:19:23,735 --> 00:19:26,193 We gotta do the thing with the Rift and the beacon again! 347 00:19:26,277 --> 00:19:30,568 The whole fucking episode all over again. Car, fabricate some vomit bags. 348 00:19:30,652 --> 00:19:32,360 Can't we just go back and fix it? 349 00:19:33,985 --> 00:19:37,152 I'm Mr. Frundles. 350 00:19:40,318 --> 00:19:42,527 I can't believe portal travel's broken. 351 00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:45,235 - I'll get to it when I get to it. - Lift with your knees, Mom. 352 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,943 How many times have you done this? 353 00:19:49,277 --> 00:19:50,277 Oh god. 354 00:19:50,652 --> 00:19:54,152 - And you swear they die of natural causes. - Mhmm, yup. 355 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,527 The exact same as our old timeline? Even my stuff? 356 00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:59,860 Bit of a rush job actually so they do say “parmesan” weird. 357 00:20:00,318 --> 00:20:02,027 - How do they say… - Par-mees-ian. 358 00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:03,360 - Jesus Christ. - This fucking sucks. 359 00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:06,443 I could've left you guys! You think the concept of “family” matters to me? 360 00:20:06,527 --> 00:20:07,527 I'm not even your Rick! 361 00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:09,735 - I'm Denial Rick!” - See you inside Dad. 362 00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:14,027 Sorry I was such a Dance Mom about Summer, she's your daughter too. 363 00:20:14,110 --> 00:20:15,568 No, boundaries are good. 364 00:20:15,652 --> 00:20:18,610 But, speaking of maybe I've put up too many. 365 00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:22,027 - Is it Ok if I come around sometimes? - That could be nice. 366 00:20:22,443 --> 00:20:24,943 - That's a cute outfit. - The one we always wear? 367 00:20:30,902 --> 00:20:33,902 - Yes Morty? - You promise I'm not, y'know, bait? 368 00:20:33,985 --> 00:20:36,485 - To make that Rick come back? - What? M-Morty, 369 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:39,068 for you to be bait the guy'd have to value something, 370 00:20:39,652 --> 00:20:41,110 he truly does not give a shit. 371 00:20:42,943 --> 00:20:44,568 He's the real deal. 372 00:20:46,610 --> 00:20:50,693 - Parmeee-san. - Par-meees-ian. Par-mees-Ian. 373 00:20:50,777 --> 00:20:52,652 - Par, Parmeeeeeesian. - Parmesian. 374 00:20:52,735 --> 00:20:54,277 - Gross. I hate it. - Yeah. 375 00:21:29,693 --> 00:21:32,610 Hello? Morty? That one big rat? 376 00:21:32,693 --> 00:21:34,068 Whoa this is a development. 377 00:21:35,818 --> 00:21:37,610 Litle guy, easy. You're a Jerry right? 378 00:21:37,693 --> 00:21:40,902 Never got too close to the concept. Boy you have really arc'd out. 379 00:21:40,985 --> 00:21:42,485 Were you putting on pants? 380 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:45,027 What? Oh. Yeah. No, I was naked to fuck with a guy. 381 00:21:45,110 --> 00:21:48,527 Speaking of, did you talk to me, or a little kid around here? 382 00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:50,152 Maybe. Why? 383 00:21:50,818 --> 00:21:54,110 Because if you hate them too… I could be down for a little team up. 384 00:21:54,652 --> 00:21:57,652 I really don't “team up” anymore. Managing people, such a headache… 385 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:01,777 Fatality… Jerry wins! 386 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,193 God damn dude. Bad ass! 387 00:22:12,568 --> 00:22:14,027 Why are you here? 388 00:22:14,110 --> 00:22:18,485 Buddy, I have been asking myself that exact same question.