1 00:00:06,470 --> 00:00:08,469 Get us out of here. I'll hold them off. 2 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,359 My name is Beth Smith. 3 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,679 Tell your top bugs the Defiance lives on. 4 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,099 I will. I will. 5 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:19,816 I'll make you a legend. Blade Smith. 6 00:00:19,817 --> 00:00:21,907 - Beth Smith. - Beth. Beth. Beth Smith. 7 00:00:21,908 --> 00:00:24,049 Okay, God, it's just such a plain... 8 00:00:24,050 --> 00:00:26,072 I'm trying to come up with a mnemonic device. 9 00:00:26,073 --> 00:00:27,739 You could connect it to not dying. 10 00:00:27,740 --> 00:00:29,957 I know, I know! You think that would sear it right in, 11 00:00:29,958 --> 00:00:32,087 but it just speaks to the sheer forgettability. 12 00:00:32,088 --> 00:00:35,967 Oh, God. I-I-I'm, uh, so sorry. Uh, uh, oh, God. 13 00:00:35,968 --> 00:00:37,667 Starts with a "B"... 14 00:00:37,668 --> 00:00:39,097 Congratulations to your government, 15 00:00:39,098 --> 00:00:41,047 business, or terror cell on its acquisition 16 00:00:41,048 --> 00:00:43,327 of the NX-5 Planet Remover by Xamaxax 17 00:00:43,328 --> 00:00:44,877 in partnership with Wrangler jeans. 18 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,207 The NX-5's industry-leading tachyon beams 19 00:00:47,208 --> 00:00:49,847 eliminate planets twice as fast as the NX-4S 20 00:00:49,848 --> 00:00:52,329 with half the battery and zero built-in fatal design flaws. 21 00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:53,887 That's right. No more secret hole 22 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:55,407 that blows the whole thing up when you shoot it. 23 00:00:55,408 --> 00:00:56,847 Your enemies will say it's unfair. 24 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,771 - We say it's about time. - Damn it. 25 00:00:58,772 --> 00:01:00,047 We risked our lives for that? 26 00:01:00,048 --> 00:01:02,167 You did your best. Maybe you need a break. 27 00:01:02,168 --> 00:01:04,007 - Don't you ever miss Earth? - I don't have to miss it. 28 00:01:04,008 --> 00:01:05,547 I'm technically still there. 29 00:01:05,548 --> 00:01:08,339 My dad made a perfect clone of me to take my place. 30 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:11,287 Boy, that Rick. So, if you do go back, 31 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:12,587 what happens to the clone? 32 00:01:12,588 --> 00:01:14,967 Does it have, like, a proximity-triggered device 33 00:01:14,968 --> 00:01:16,956 - in its neck? - Who cares? Are we done? 34 00:01:16,957 --> 00:01:18,767 Sure. Unless you want me to remove 35 00:01:18,768 --> 00:01:21,170 the proximity-triggered device from your neck. 36 00:01:22,463 --> 00:01:23,559 Think it's a bomb? 37 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:25,167 Man, what if this is how you found out 38 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,829 he never wanted you back, 39 00:01:26,830 --> 00:01:29,135 that he loved the clone more than you? 40 00:01:29,136 --> 00:01:30,829 How crazy would that be? 41 00:01:30,830 --> 00:01:32,699 Crazy and of... of course soul-crushing. 42 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:34,797 For you. I actually have something for that. 43 00:01:34,798 --> 00:01:36,627 Y-You want some? They're nonaddictive. 44 00:01:36,628 --> 00:01:38,307 That's not true. They're totally addictive. 45 00:01:38,308 --> 00:01:39,562 I'm a terrible doctor. 46 00:01:39,563 --> 00:01:40,897 I actually have something for that, too. 47 00:01:40,898 --> 00:01:43,679 You want some? Nonaddictive. Mmm. 48 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,109 I'm a great doctor. 49 00:02:12,763 --> 00:02:16,933 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 50 00:02:16,934 --> 00:02:18,849 Dr. Wong had a cancellation today. 51 00:02:18,850 --> 00:02:20,247 Anybody up for a family session? 52 00:02:20,248 --> 00:02:21,287 - I could do that. - I'm... I'm down to clown. 53 00:02:21,288 --> 00:02:23,167 Ooh, not sure my therapy puppet will be done in time. 54 00:02:23,168 --> 00:02:24,859 Great, because she specifically asked you 55 00:02:24,860 --> 00:02:26,689 to stop bringing puppets. Dad? 56 00:02:26,690 --> 00:02:29,127 I love therapy, family therapy most of all, 57 00:02:29,128 --> 00:02:32,767 - but I am actually disintegrating. - Whoa! 58 00:02:32,768 --> 00:02:33,857 - Oh, my God! - Dad! 59 00:02:33,858 --> 00:02:35,569 Is that really it? We did it? 60 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:36,990 It's the invisibility belt. 61 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:40,397 Whoa-whoa-whoa! He grazed them. 62 00:02:40,398 --> 00:02:42,458 That's gonna hurt in like 10 seconds. Thanks, Morty. 63 00:02:42,459 --> 00:02:43,799 Why should I let you use it? 64 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,739 - You never let me use it. - Can I have the belt? 65 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:46,847 It would really piss off Morty. 66 00:02:46,848 --> 00:02:48,381 - Fantastic idea. - What the hell? 67 00:02:48,382 --> 00:02:49,590 You jerk! Give it! 68 00:02:49,591 --> 00:02:51,757 Hey! Ow! 69 00:02:51,758 --> 00:02:53,477 Share the invisibility. Jerry? 70 00:02:53,478 --> 00:02:55,009 Ooh, this looks like a job for Mr. Nibbles. 71 00:02:55,010 --> 00:02:56,472 Let me just glue one more eye on. 72 00:02:56,473 --> 00:02:58,599 I'm gonna kill you! 73 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,157 Woof. Looks like you two have to fight 74 00:03:00,158 --> 00:03:01,667 about why you can't control your kids. 75 00:03:01,668 --> 00:03:03,319 Good thing Dr. Wong's got an opening. 76 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,007 Bye. 77 00:03:05,008 --> 00:03:07,484 - You're a bad father. - Don't let him divide us. 78 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:11,129 Garage, family therapy mode. 79 00:03:11,130 --> 00:03:12,580 Ah. 80 00:03:15,784 --> 00:03:18,369 - Honey, you're back. - You seem surprised. 81 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:20,370 - You never wrote. - And never exploded? 82 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:25,918 What I'm hearing is that you think that's a bomb. 83 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:28,755 So does every engineer that's seen it. 84 00:03:28,756 --> 00:03:30,647 Engineer? Princess, I'm sure every caveman 85 00:03:30,648 --> 00:03:32,727 that sees a microwave calls it a rock cabinet. 86 00:03:32,728 --> 00:03:35,920 The point of inventing is to make things that don't exist. 87 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:42,097 Then whip me up a reason not to kill you. 88 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:44,229 Dad? We're off to Dr. Wong's. 89 00:03:44,230 --> 00:03:46,856 Scan her. 90 00:03:46,857 --> 00:03:48,025 Dad? 91 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,699 Okay, have fun, pumpkin. 92 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:52,229 Sorry I'm a piece-of-shit father. 93 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:55,339 Oh, ha-ha! Well, the self-loathing buys a lot back. 94 00:03:55,340 --> 00:03:56,349 Jerry, leave the puppet. 95 00:03:56,350 --> 00:03:59,049 It's a one-way ticket to a breakthrough, Beth. 96 00:03:59,050 --> 00:04:01,079 The device in her neck would have transferred 97 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,809 a database of her memories to your device 98 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,049 before vaporizing her. 99 00:04:04,050 --> 00:04:05,329 So much for that plan. 100 00:04:05,330 --> 00:04:07,107 Why is she... it... 101 00:04:07,108 --> 00:04:08,527 why am I back with Jerry? 102 00:04:08,528 --> 00:04:09,879 I thought she was a copy of me. 103 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,107 She is a copy of you. 104 00:04:11,108 --> 00:04:14,207 If she ran back to that dingleberry, that's on you. 105 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:15,227 Want to grab a drink? 106 00:04:15,228 --> 00:04:16,678 - All the time. - Good girl. 107 00:04:19,490 --> 00:04:20,650 Ooh. 108 00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:36,572 - To catch a predator. - What the hell? 109 00:04:36,573 --> 00:04:38,067 Thermal goggles, bitch. 110 00:04:38,068 --> 00:04:39,200 Mom said share. 111 00:04:39,201 --> 00:04:41,489 You can't share invisibility. Take those off. 112 00:04:43,818 --> 00:04:45,010 No. 113 00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:49,909 So I'll just see you at cheerleader practice? 114 00:04:49,910 --> 00:04:51,990 Should I bring a poncho? 115 00:04:51,998 --> 00:04:53,027 All right! 116 00:04:53,028 --> 00:04:55,087 - State your terms. - Give back the belt. 117 00:04:55,088 --> 00:04:56,847 You take the goggles. Go away. 118 00:04:56,848 --> 00:04:58,094 We trade in an hour. 119 00:04:58,095 --> 00:04:59,439 Deal. 120 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:02,181 How do you like that, bitch? 121 00:05:02,182 --> 00:05:03,502 I liked it more than my old belt. 122 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,969 "Tiny Big Man Junior"? 123 00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:07,350 You shoulda shared. 124 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:10,606 What are you doing in my house? 125 00:05:10,607 --> 00:05:13,499 Did I wander that far from my console? 126 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,945 They should put a warning on these things. 127 00:05:15,946 --> 00:05:17,479 So, we overrode the gates, 128 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,739 and the slave rebellion took the capital. 129 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:21,529 - Pretty cool. - Very cool. 130 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:24,239 My daughter, having space adventures. 131 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,509 They are skewing a tad "Star Wars"-y, though. 132 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:29,039 Don't forget to have fun. 133 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,779 Well, I came back to murder you, not get your notes, 134 00:05:30,780 --> 00:05:33,087 but I'll remember to fart more while I'm saving the galaxy. 135 00:05:33,088 --> 00:05:35,069 Okay, I'm the one that made this possible. 136 00:05:35,070 --> 00:05:36,379 It's not a competition. 137 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:38,079 Of course not. Just curious, though, if it were, 138 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,170 would "most wanted" be first place? 139 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,009 You're fighting the Gromflomites? 140 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,725 Dad, they're trying to take over the galaxy! 141 00:05:45,726 --> 00:05:48,019 Everybody in the galaxy tries to take over the galaxy. 142 00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:50,646 The trick is to be left alone by whoever succeeds. 143 00:05:50,647 --> 00:05:52,489 Eh, it's your hero phase. 144 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:54,319 I had one, too. You'll outgrow it. 145 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,819 No, you did. I'm not gonna outgrow giving a shit. 146 00:05:56,820 --> 00:05:58,404 Sources tell us these aliens, 147 00:05:58,405 --> 00:06:01,247 who call themselves the Neeeew Galactic Federation, 148 00:06:01,248 --> 00:06:03,007 will blow up the planet unless some woman 149 00:06:03,008 --> 00:06:04,327 with a very boring name gives herself up. 150 00:06:04,328 --> 00:06:05,867 - Oh, come on. - Way to give a shit. 151 00:06:05,868 --> 00:06:07,747 Next time, don't wipe it on your home planet. 152 00:06:07,748 --> 00:06:09,539 Oh, shit. They're gonna track down Beth. 153 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:11,409 You mean... Beth's clone. 154 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:14,067 Right. Beth's clone. 155 00:06:14,068 --> 00:06:15,880 What... What did I say? 156 00:06:19,570 --> 00:06:21,759 It really was nice seeing you again. 157 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:25,473 - Whoo! Yeah! - Go, Honey Bees! 158 00:06:25,474 --> 00:06:27,067 Good practice, girls. 159 00:06:27,068 --> 00:06:29,129 And remember, we are in a drought, 160 00:06:29,130 --> 00:06:30,737 so be sure to shower as one big group 161 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:32,105 at the exact same time. 162 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:36,029 Shower fire! The shower's on fire! 163 00:06:36,030 --> 00:06:37,985 Step aside, girls! I got this! 164 00:06:43,825 --> 00:06:45,237 You're a monster! 165 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,270 Still wanna share? 166 00:06:52,698 --> 00:06:54,327 Morty Smith, hands up. 167 00:06:54,328 --> 00:06:55,347 You are under arrest 168 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:59,027 for crimes against the New Improved Galactic Federation. 169 00:06:59,028 --> 00:07:00,716 Wait. What? How are you doing that? 170 00:07:00,717 --> 00:07:01,947 You're not a psychic, are you? 171 00:07:01,948 --> 00:07:03,097 Do you have psychic powers? 172 00:07:03,098 --> 00:07:05,677 - Uh, yes. - Are they strong powers? 173 00:07:05,678 --> 00:07:07,367 We're just looking for your mother. 174 00:07:07,368 --> 00:07:09,259 You can't, like, stop our hearts, can you? 175 00:07:09,260 --> 00:07:11,686 - Uh, I can. - Okay, we surrender. 176 00:07:11,687 --> 00:07:13,927 Jerry, do you agree that the use of puppets 177 00:07:13,928 --> 00:07:15,769 makes you seem dumb and crazy? 178 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:19,269 I don't think "crazy" is a responsible word to use in... 179 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:20,547 It is now. This is crazy. 180 00:07:20,548 --> 00:07:21,737 You're being crazy. 181 00:07:21,738 --> 00:07:23,364 They do it in therapy on TV. 182 00:07:23,365 --> 00:07:26,034 Well, TV gives British people prizes for baking, Jerry. 183 00:07:31,290 --> 00:07:33,207 - Tonya? - Tammy? Tammya? Tammya. 184 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:34,447 Hi, Mrs. Smith. 185 00:07:34,448 --> 00:07:36,067 I like your hair better this way. 186 00:07:36,068 --> 00:07:38,089 - How's the stomach? - What? 187 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:40,327 Hey! I only said "hey." 188 00:07:40,328 --> 00:07:42,199 It's not like I can do more than that. 189 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,797 As much as I'd like to kill you, 190 00:07:43,798 --> 00:07:46,554 my superiors have some questions about the Defiance. 191 00:07:46,555 --> 00:07:49,969 I don't have a... I have a Defiance? 192 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,892 Oh, God, I'm a clone. 193 00:07:51,893 --> 00:07:53,309 That's your defense? 194 00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:55,307 No, my defense is eat me. 195 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,907 Hey! Ah! We've been over this. 196 00:07:57,908 --> 00:08:01,229 All I do is say "hey." 197 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,547 Smart guns, white-list human life. 198 00:08:03,548 --> 00:08:04,697 And the therapist. 199 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,397 Tammy, this is the office 200 00:08:12,398 --> 00:08:14,079 where my family works to better itself. 201 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,291 What, and that makes it sacred? 202 00:08:15,292 --> 00:08:16,907 No, it makes it a place I've rigged with a lot 203 00:08:16,908 --> 00:08:18,847 of voice-activated escape contingencies. 204 00:08:18,848 --> 00:08:20,547 These are all good points. 205 00:08:20,548 --> 00:08:22,299 I need to take a long look at myself. 206 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:25,926 Aah! Aah! 207 00:08:25,927 --> 00:08:27,219 I'd like to discuss that. 208 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:29,267 I don't discuss problems, I incinerate them. 209 00:08:29,268 --> 00:08:31,649 Everybody in the car. 210 00:08:31,650 --> 00:08:33,627 Everybody in my family, not the world. 211 00:08:33,628 --> 00:08:35,896 Jesus, Wong. Boundaries. 212 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,930 I'm better than this job. 213 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:44,279 Can't you just make a portal? 214 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,339 Your children are down there invisible, Jerry. 215 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:48,449 "Make a portal"? Father of the year back here. 216 00:08:48,450 --> 00:08:49,499 Well, you're one to talk. 217 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,911 You told me I wasn't a clone. 218 00:08:50,912 --> 00:08:52,649 Y-You're not a clone. 219 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:55,660 - And who is that? - Uh, uh, a clone. 220 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,659 Why would you make a clone of me 221 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:03,229 just to send the clone into space? 222 00:09:03,230 --> 00:09:04,929 Well, you didn't want to go, and I thought, 223 00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:06,089 "Okay, that's cool." 224 00:09:06,090 --> 00:09:07,260 But then I thought, "Well, 225 00:09:07,261 --> 00:09:08,389 you know what would be even cooler 226 00:09:08,390 --> 00:09:10,529 is a space daughter," s-so I made one. 227 00:09:10,530 --> 00:09:12,629 And I put a bomb in her neck in case she ever came back. 228 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:14,851 - Father of the year. - She wasn't supposed to come back. 229 00:09:14,852 --> 00:09:16,949 - Why did she? - Well, she found a bomb in her neck. 230 00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:18,564 Wouldn't you? 231 00:09:19,730 --> 00:09:21,429 - Father of the year. - Shut up! 232 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:22,929 I'm tired of believing you. 233 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,489 - I want to talk to her. - No, you don't. 234 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:26,447 - Jerry, do something. - Hey. 235 00:09:32,060 --> 00:09:33,286 He told me you're the clone. 236 00:09:33,287 --> 00:09:34,769 What do you think he told me? 237 00:09:34,770 --> 00:09:35,780 You're the clone? 238 00:09:35,789 --> 00:09:37,540 Wow, naive and attractive. 239 00:09:37,541 --> 00:09:39,292 Wow, jaded and hot. 240 00:09:41,587 --> 00:09:43,369 I know this is bad parenting, but if you stop fighting, 241 00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:44,672 you both get McDonald's. 242 00:09:44,673 --> 00:09:47,217 How about I just blow my brains out, starting with hers? 243 00:09:47,218 --> 00:09:48,709 Okay, Wendy's. We love Wendy's. 244 00:09:48,710 --> 00:09:50,470 - I-I think they even gave us some money. - Drop it. 245 00:09:50,471 --> 00:09:52,096 - Don't move! - Freeze! Get down! 246 00:09:52,097 --> 00:09:53,129 - On the ground! On the ground! - Don't move! 247 00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:55,569 Everybody, shut up! You're all saying different shit. 248 00:09:55,570 --> 00:09:58,686 - Wait, so there are two of them? - More importantly, 249 00:09:58,687 --> 00:09:59,949 which one is mine? 250 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:01,564 Uh, neither, chauvinist. 251 00:10:01,565 --> 00:10:03,109 Whatever. Take them both. 252 00:10:07,112 --> 00:10:09,409 Cool beam. But let's bargain. 253 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:10,531 I'm the one you really want. 254 00:10:10,532 --> 00:10:13,109 - Excuse me? - Uh, smartest man in the universe? 255 00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:14,749 Secret to interdimensional travel? 256 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:15,787 Ask your bosses. 257 00:10:15,788 --> 00:10:17,079 My bosses are bugs, Rick. 258 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,529 You killed the old ones. The new ones are half my age. 259 00:10:19,530 --> 00:10:23,253 They know if you're left alone, you're a non-threat. 260 00:10:23,254 --> 00:10:25,089 - Oofa! - We got the payload. 261 00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:26,798 Fire up the NX-5. 262 00:10:26,799 --> 00:10:27,959 Earth's going Ta-ta. 263 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,189 You might want to do that thing 264 00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:30,459 where you find a new universe 265 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:32,095 where you can suck yourself off. 266 00:10:32,096 --> 00:10:33,179 You can't tell me what to do. 267 00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:35,010 Awesome. He resisted. We can shoot him. 268 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,517 - Wha? - Just go with it, Jerry. 269 00:10:37,518 --> 00:10:40,029 Everybody, drop your guns... except for Jerry! 270 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,469 Fucking classic. 271 00:10:46,026 --> 00:10:47,719 - Holy shit. Morty. - And Summer. 272 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,696 W-We worked together. That's... that's our arc. 273 00:10:49,697 --> 00:10:50,729 We went from siblings 274 00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:52,240 to invisible to working together. 275 00:10:52,241 --> 00:10:54,009 It's not "Citizen Kane," but why compete 276 00:10:54,010 --> 00:10:55,326 with whatever's going on here, you know? 277 00:10:55,327 --> 00:10:58,038 Unh! 278 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:00,749 Aah! 279 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,389 You made me go to a wedding. 280 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:07,649 And you killed my best friend. I shoulda said that one first. 281 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:09,569 Congratulations, Earth, 282 00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:12,679 on being destroyed by the NX-5, 283 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:15,847 brought to you by Wrangler. 284 00:11:17,349 --> 00:11:21,439 Ugh, guess the galaxy's most-wanted mammal 285 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,469 needs her daddy to come change her diapie. 286 00:11:23,470 --> 00:11:25,249 Come on, kids, we have to go do 287 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:27,776 a fucking piece of shit "Star Wars." 288 00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:32,822 Attention, Zeta 99-2. 289 00:11:32,823 --> 00:11:35,033 We know you have a stolen ship. Stand down. 290 00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:37,220 Oh, am I not a non-threat now? 291 00:11:45,961 --> 00:11:47,479 Hey, you are not cleared to land. 292 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,630 - We will open fire. - Hold your ground, men. 293 00:11:49,631 --> 00:11:51,420 You'll be heroes. 294 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,379 Summer, try unlocking that door 295 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:57,239 by scanning your high-school friend's dead face. 296 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,719 Uh, I have... I have to pee. 297 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,479 Pee on the floor. It's a Death Star. 298 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,969 Okay, but there's rebellion 299 00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:03,669 - and then there's... - Here, Dad. 300 00:12:03,670 --> 00:12:05,563 Perfect. 301 00:12:05,564 --> 00:12:07,315 What am I doing wrong? 302 00:12:07,316 --> 00:12:09,779 Ugh, her eyes are closed. Morty, open the left one. 303 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:11,445 I've got the right. 304 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,572 She died the way she lived, overserialized. 305 00:12:14,573 --> 00:12:15,829 I'm gonna rescue your mom and her clone 306 00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:16,939 without revealing which is which. 307 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:18,959 You two find the NX-5 and shut it down. 308 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,629 I mean, don't die trying. There's infinite Earths. 309 00:12:20,630 --> 00:12:22,289 If you can save this one, it's gravy. 310 00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:23,729 Dream team rides again! 311 00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:25,459 Oh, yeah, we're like Luke and Leia. 312 00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:26,779 Uh, except no kissing part. 313 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,211 What's another famous brother-sister team? 314 00:12:28,212 --> 00:12:29,212 Uh, Hansel and Gretel? 315 00:12:29,213 --> 00:12:30,838 Yeah, right, those two were fucking. 316 00:12:30,839 --> 00:12:32,029 Dad, we need the belt. 317 00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:33,499 I can't go with you guys watching. 318 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,769 - You're invisible. - What if the pee isn't? 319 00:12:35,770 --> 00:12:37,829 You know what? We don't need invisibility. 320 00:12:37,830 --> 00:12:39,559 Working together is our belt. 321 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,989 - That's our arc. Let's do it. - I'm gonna go ahead and whistle. 322 00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,189 That's how good I feel. 323 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,870 Oh, God. I knew it. 324 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:55,154 Ugh, this floor isn't level. 325 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,289 Are they gonna torture us? 326 00:12:58,290 --> 00:13:00,451 Unless you plan on telling them what I know. 327 00:13:00,452 --> 00:13:02,286 Last chance to guess who was the clone. 328 00:13:02,287 --> 00:13:03,699 You're his daughter. 329 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,109 Just something about the eyes, 330 00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:07,834 the shameless abandonment of your family. 331 00:13:07,835 --> 00:13:09,889 However can I live with myself? 332 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,579 One theory... I was designed by your father to live with myself, 333 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:14,129 which would mean you made a conscious choice 334 00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:16,717 to swallow your dreams with cheap wine and dinosaur pasta. 335 00:13:16,718 --> 00:13:18,309 You know that's the kind Jerry likes, 336 00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:20,619 same way I know the only goddamn dream you'll ever follow 337 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,056 is your shitty father's approval. 338 00:13:22,057 --> 00:13:24,019 You fetch your shitty father's lemonade. 339 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,049 You cosplay as your shitty father in his 30s. 340 00:13:26,050 --> 00:13:27,549 Red alert. Red alert. 341 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:29,559 Rick Sanchez... 342 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,607 More like dead alert. What else? What else? 343 00:13:31,608 --> 00:13:32,909 I wrote some stuff down in my Notes app. 344 00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:35,159 Let me just find it. 345 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,829 Screw it. Beth, if... if one of you is still alive, 346 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:38,830 you're my real daughter. 347 00:13:38,831 --> 00:13:40,741 If you're both alive, don't hurt the other one. 348 00:13:40,742 --> 00:13:42,579 She's just a clone. She's not worth it. 349 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:43,609 I'm coming, baby. 350 00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:45,913 - That piece of shit. - That piece of shit. 351 00:13:45,914 --> 00:13:47,748 I came back kill him, you know. 352 00:13:47,749 --> 00:13:49,459 I'd like to help. 353 00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:51,586 - Kick me between my eyes. - From here? 354 00:13:51,587 --> 00:13:52,849 Oh, you dropped yoga so you could buy 355 00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:54,269 Jerry more Flintstones Vitam... 356 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,638 Oh, I do not like the looks of this giant fight chamber. 357 00:14:08,228 --> 00:14:11,019 - Bird Person? - It is now Phoenix Person. 358 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:12,190 You're working for them? 359 00:14:12,191 --> 00:14:13,816 What did they do to you, BP? 360 00:14:13,817 --> 00:14:16,277 It is now PP. Where is Tammy? 361 00:14:16,278 --> 00:14:17,878 Oh, don't worry about her. I killed her. 362 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,281 I loved her. 363 00:14:20,282 --> 00:14:22,889 Really? Huh. Then can I suggest, as an alternate name, 364 00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:24,535 Crazy Pussy Whipped Person? 365 00:14:24,536 --> 00:14:25,953 Aah! 366 00:14:25,954 --> 00:14:27,330 Unh! 367 00:14:31,919 --> 00:14:32,961 Aah! 368 00:14:38,926 --> 00:14:40,218 It's funny. 369 00:14:40,219 --> 00:14:42,220 I always wondered who would win if we ever fought. 370 00:14:42,221 --> 00:14:44,349 Then you were always a bad friend. 371 00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:49,561 Aah! 372 00:14:52,439 --> 00:14:54,239 Morty, we had one grenade. 373 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,026 - He had a gun. - Whatever. Come on. 374 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,289 - Did you hear something? - Doesn't matter. 375 00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:01,155 If anyone's around, they're here to stop the laser, 376 00:15:01,156 --> 00:15:02,699 and they can't do it without us seeing them. 377 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:04,449 "Working together is our belt"? 378 00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:05,535 You gave it away! 379 00:15:05,536 --> 00:15:06,539 You said we didn't need it. 380 00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:07,620 I wish you were never born. 381 00:15:07,621 --> 00:15:08,629 You were an accident. 382 00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:11,949 How come some of the pants are... 383 00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:14,229 The NX-5 can't destroy Wrangler jeans. 384 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:16,337 Like, it literally can't destroy them 385 00:15:16,338 --> 00:15:17,529 or it's programmed not to? 386 00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:19,549 Gee, what do you think? 387 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,809 You kill a good bug, for a horse doctor. 388 00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:55,069 Thanks, me. 389 00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:57,629 Maybe we could do, like, a "Parent Trap" thing together sometime. 390 00:15:57,630 --> 00:15:59,229 As long as you mean the Lindsay Lohan version. 391 00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:00,360 Naturally. 392 00:16:02,718 --> 00:16:04,809 What do you think they do with all those jeans? 393 00:16:04,810 --> 00:16:07,179 - Make them into jackets? - It's not about conserving denim. 394 00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:10,399 It's marketing. Like, uh, "The NX-5 destroys the whole planet 395 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,949 except for the Wrangler jeans." 396 00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:14,399 Because they're so tough. Tougher than the laser? 397 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,299 - Stupid. - You're talking about it. 398 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,109 Mm, you're right. They... they got me. 399 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,269 Hey, over here. Look at me. 400 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,289 Did you just see a pantsless little boy run by? 401 00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:22,486 I'm not falling for that again. 402 00:16:22,487 --> 00:16:24,363 I used to be invisible, but now I'm the opposite. 403 00:16:24,364 --> 00:16:25,729 Get him. But not in a weird way. 404 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:26,866 You made it weird. 405 00:16:33,165 --> 00:16:35,389 NX-5 corporate sponsor detected. 406 00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:37,029 Cannot penetrate Wranglers. 407 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,127 Built too tough. 408 00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:40,850 Built... too... tough. 409 00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:44,669 I killed them! I-I did... I did it offscreen. 410 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,849 God damn it. Morty, fix your underwear. 411 00:16:45,850 --> 00:16:47,179 I saw your balls for a second. 412 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,387 That's on you. 413 00:16:48,388 --> 00:16:50,009 Why can't I meet your parents? 414 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,409 - Are you embarrassed of me? - No, of them. 415 00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:53,643 Aww. 416 00:17:00,651 --> 00:17:03,278 Unh... ahh! 417 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,909 Never thought this was how I'd die. 418 00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:13,289 We're nowhere near Venice, 419 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,830 and you're not a dwarf in a raincoat. 420 00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:20,709 Step back. You're not killing him 421 00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,672 till we kick his ass, Bird Person. 422 00:17:22,673 --> 00:17:24,757 My name is Phoenix Person. 423 00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:26,217 No one's calling you that. Dumb. 424 00:17:26,218 --> 00:17:28,289 It fascinates me that an entire family 425 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,359 can be this critical and suck this much. 426 00:17:35,977 --> 00:17:37,395 Aah! 427 00:17:43,527 --> 00:17:45,679 Aah! 428 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,196 Bird Person, stop. 429 00:17:47,197 --> 00:17:49,615 It's me, that Tammy girl. 430 00:17:49,616 --> 00:17:52,009 Tammy, this is unexpected. 431 00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:53,536 I was told you were dead. 432 00:17:53,537 --> 00:17:56,499 That is ab-so-lute-ly not true. 433 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:59,542 I'm more alive than I've ever been. 434 00:17:59,543 --> 00:18:01,836 You are behaving rather strangely. 435 00:18:01,837 --> 00:18:04,209 Me? Strange? Oh, my. 436 00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:05,840 Well, who's normal, really? 437 00:18:05,841 --> 00:18:08,579 Now, come here, you big hollow-boned featherhead. 438 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:10,879 Let me give you some of this sweet ass. 439 00:18:19,855 --> 00:18:21,759 Saved the day with puppeting. 440 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,149 Only one with a decent arc. 441 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:24,817 He does have his moments. 442 00:18:24,818 --> 00:18:25,899 Mom, Dad! 443 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:27,799 Mom. Uh, we did it! 444 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,509 Morty became super visible! 445 00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:31,240 Summer put my jeans in a laser! 446 00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:33,299 Morty, look at your little balls! 447 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:36,454 - I know! - Bring it in here, guys. 448 00:18:36,455 --> 00:18:38,539 Damn, this thing has twin turbines? 449 00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:40,958 I'll forgive you for abandoning us if you let me drive it. 450 00:18:40,959 --> 00:18:43,419 That works for me... I was just gonna give you space cigarettes. 451 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:44,459 I love having two moms. 452 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:46,099 And I love having two wives. 453 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,173 Never gonna happen, Jerry. 454 00:18:47,174 --> 00:18:48,929 You jerk-offs ready to get the answers 455 00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:50,384 to your burning questions? 456 00:18:50,385 --> 00:18:51,539 What's this, Dad? 457 00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:52,859 The memory of which Beth is real 458 00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:54,680 and which Beth is a clone, obviously. 459 00:18:54,681 --> 00:18:57,049 You mind-blew yourself? You... 460 00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:59,689 You literally don't even know which of your daughters is real. 461 00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:01,409 Of course you don't. Why am I surprised? 462 00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:04,109 I'm sure you'd love for us to need that from you, 463 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,919 but I don't care what's in that vial. 464 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:06,989 Yeah, me neither. 465 00:19:06,990 --> 00:19:08,235 You're a piece of shit either way. 466 00:19:08,236 --> 00:19:10,321 So what? After all this, you don't want to know the truth? 467 00:19:10,322 --> 00:19:12,509 The truth is we have more important shit to do 468 00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:14,909 like raise our kids and stamp out the Federation, 469 00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:18,449 neither of which seem like they want anything to do with you. 470 00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:22,249 Morty? Sum-Sum? 471 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,289 You gotta at least wanna know who your real mom is. 472 00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:26,809 Not really, Rick. We have two badass moms now. 473 00:19:26,810 --> 00:19:28,289 - It's... That's kind of a win/win. - Yeah, Grandpa Rick, 474 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:29,569 don't drag us into your bullshit 475 00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:31,676 just because you're losing control. 476 00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:37,949 I know what I want to do. 477 00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:39,859 - I want you to decide. - What? 478 00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:42,394 For once in my life, I want you to decide, Dad. 479 00:19:42,395 --> 00:19:44,809 Do you want me to stay here and be part of your life, 480 00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:46,106 or do you want me to leave? 481 00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:13,679 Hup! Ho! Big money, big money. 482 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,049 Eyes on the lady. 483 00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:18,069 Switcheroo. Which one's which? 484 00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:22,977 Holy shit. I'm a terrible father. 485 00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:28,980 At least I'm a pretty good friend. 486 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,946 Looks like it's just you and me, buddy. 487 00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:38,939 Okay, all right, we'll give you a little more time. 488 00:21:30,545 --> 00:21:33,547 Ah, goodbye, old friend. 489 00:21:33,548 --> 00:21:36,800 We've had our fun, but I'm ready to be seen again. 490 00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:41,059 What the fuck? 491 00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:43,682 - Oh, my God! Where did I go? - Oh, shitskis. 492 00:21:43,683 --> 00:21:45,101 Aah! 493 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:48,150 Slow down! There's an invisible garbage truck 494 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,648 - in the road! - Yeah, right. 495 00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:55,110 I'm alive. I survi... 496 00:21:58,573 --> 00:22:01,659 I mean, when in Rome. 497 00:22:09,918 --> 00:22:13,212 Bitch, your job is to have intercourse with strangers 498 00:22:13,213 --> 00:22:14,489 and give me the money. 499 00:22:14,490 --> 00:22:16,388 Sorry I called you a bitch, it's a vocational term. 500 00:22:16,390 --> 00:22:18,129 It's not how I feel about you personally. 501 00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:19,509 What the... what... what... aah! 502 00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:20,971 Aah! 503 00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:23,329 Somebody call for a pickup? 504 00:22:23,330 --> 00:22:25,599 Let's go take out the trash. 505 00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:42,570 Well, we had a good run. 506 00:22:43,243 --> 00:22:47,747 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ...