1 00:00:16,890 --> 00:00:18,420 Aah, aah! 2 00:00:24,430 --> 00:00:26,250 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,900 Holy. 4 00:00:27,910 --> 00:00:29,468 - Oh. - What are... What are these things? 5 00:00:29,470 --> 00:00:30,539 Do I look like I know? 6 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:32,620 Last thing I remember, I was, ugh, in a cave 7 00:00:32,630 --> 00:00:34,940 looking at some wet egg and... Oh, that probably did it. 8 00:00:34,950 --> 00:00:36,360 I told you not to look at that egg! 9 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,409 I-It was too wet. 10 00:00:37,410 --> 00:00:38,888 You don't get to tell me what to look at. 11 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:40,049 I've seen your Pornhub account. 12 00:00:40,050 --> 00:00:41,649 Also, who makes a Pornhub account? 13 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,919 The algorithm learns your preferences better that way. 14 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,948 Plus if you get in kind of a cool enough relationship, 15 00:00:45,950 --> 00:00:47,510 you can sort of follow each other 16 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:48,919 and check out each other's kinks, you know? 17 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,600 All right, God damn, sold. 18 00:00:50,610 --> 00:00:52,028 - How do we get out of here? - Morty, relax. 19 00:00:52,030 --> 00:00:53,268 They're face-hugging parasites. 20 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:55,670 I don't think their society's gonna be that hard to navigate. 21 00:00:57,790 --> 00:01:00,999 Okay, yeah, this might be a little harder than I thought. 22 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,918 Holy They've got an M&M's store. 23 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:35,749 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 24 00:01:37,770 --> 00:01:40,230 This is bad, Rick. Th-Th-Th-Th-This is really bad. 25 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,129 Just be cool, Morty. All we gotta do is blend in, 26 00:01:42,130 --> 00:01:44,130 find our ship, and get the outta here. 27 00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:46,909 All right, Morty, here's the plan, put this back on your face. 28 00:01:46,910 --> 00:01:48,418 I-I'm not putting that back on my face! 29 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:51,479 Relax. It's dead. 30 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,000 Okay, now it's dead. 31 00:01:53,010 --> 00:01:54,635 Come on, hurry up. 32 00:01:55,650 --> 00:01:57,090 Rick, i-it's bleeding. 33 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:58,120 I-It's bleeding acid. 34 00:01:58,130 --> 00:01:59,528 All right, well, that should be the last of it. 35 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:02,229 If not, then just gimme two tugs on the arm. 36 00:02:05,830 --> 00:02:07,760 Seems like a self-destructive life cycle. 37 00:02:07,770 --> 00:02:09,069 Is that gonna happen to us? 38 00:02:09,070 --> 00:02:10,499 You feel an egg in your stomach? 39 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:13,440 - No. - Well, glass half full. 40 00:02:13,450 --> 00:02:14,609 - How's it going? - 'Sup. 41 00:02:14,610 --> 00:02:16,020 - Glory to Glorzo. - Totally. 42 00:02:16,030 --> 00:02:17,189 Love Glorzo. 43 00:02:17,190 --> 00:02:18,830 Glorzo is peace. 44 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,540 Peace is Glorzo. 45 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:22,849 Wow, just cogs in the machine, y'know? 46 00:02:22,850 --> 00:02:24,649 - Ma-Makes you think... - Yeah, I'm sure you'll make this 47 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:26,708 into a beautiful short film that your parents'll pay for, 48 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:28,728 Morty, but right now, we really just need to find my ship. 49 00:02:28,730 --> 00:02:30,239 You sure you're not just jealous? 50 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,550 Looks like I'm kind of a celebrity around here. 51 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,215 The future is Glorzo! 52 00:02:34,216 --> 00:02:36,718 Oh, my God. I was just reading you. 53 00:02:36,719 --> 00:02:39,627 Congratulations on making it into print media. 54 00:02:39,628 --> 00:02:40,717 Real bright future there. 55 00:02:40,718 --> 00:02:43,119 Honestly, it's shocking to see the two of you together. 56 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,119 Because we're both geniuses? 57 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:46,889 No, because I've seen your videos, 58 00:02:46,890 --> 00:02:48,438 and you make me sick. 59 00:02:48,439 --> 00:02:50,270 Fix him. 60 00:02:52,530 --> 00:02:53,647 Glory to Glorzo. 61 00:02:53,648 --> 00:02:55,229 Sir, you shouldn't wander off like that. 62 00:02:55,230 --> 00:02:56,377 We've been looking all over for you. 63 00:02:56,378 --> 00:02:58,199 The project is ready for your approval. 64 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,899 Sir, is this man bothering you? 65 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:01,397 Um, no, h-he's fine. 66 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:03,307 Uh, what... what project? 67 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,413 Jesus Christ, who the was I? 68 00:03:05,414 --> 00:03:09,137 Here's a scientific fact I'm not allowed to say... 69 00:03:09,138 --> 00:03:13,479 Our hosts are biologically designed to incubate our eggs. 70 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,840 If that "triggers" you, off. 71 00:03:15,841 --> 00:03:17,327 If it doesn't, please like and subscribe. 72 00:03:17,328 --> 00:03:19,177 New videos every Glorzday. 73 00:03:19,178 --> 00:03:20,819 God, was I at least rich? 74 00:03:20,820 --> 00:03:22,547 I mean, d-d-did I at least sell out 75 00:03:22,548 --> 00:03:23,989 and sell vitamins or something? 76 00:03:23,990 --> 00:03:25,527 Rick, I've watched enough Pornhub to know 77 00:03:25,528 --> 00:03:26,999 what a studio apartment looks like. 78 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,478 God damn. 79 00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:30,647 Jesus, your Glorzo got done. 80 00:03:30,648 --> 00:03:33,647 My lord, we await your command. 81 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:36,486 Oh, to... shoot it? A-At people? 82 00:03:36,487 --> 00:03:38,009 Glorzo is peace. 83 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,627 All shall be made Glorzo. 84 00:03:39,628 --> 00:03:40,783 Glory to Glorzo. 85 00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:43,019 I... did this? 86 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:46,779 You and the amazing technology you both brought us. 87 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:48,456 Yeah, makes sense. 88 00:03:48,457 --> 00:03:49,459 A-And where was this heading? 89 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:50,489 Earth? Probably Earth? 90 00:03:50,490 --> 00:03:52,107 The humans call it "Earth." 91 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:54,419 Yeah, well, okay, first of all, great work. 92 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:56,289 You guys obviously put a lot of work into this. 93 00:03:56,290 --> 00:03:57,927 - Okay. - And y'know, it shows. 94 00:03:57,928 --> 00:03:59,917 I-It really shows. But um... 95 00:03:59,918 --> 00:04:01,377 I-I've been thinking, and, you know, 96 00:04:01,378 --> 00:04:02,762 maybe we should just call this off. 97 00:04:02,763 --> 00:04:05,139 Sorry, is... is there more? 98 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:06,159 Nope, nope. 99 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,367 I-I guess, uh, that... that's it. 100 00:04:08,368 --> 00:04:11,227 Just don't Glorzo Earth. 101 00:04:11,228 --> 00:04:14,039 Just would've been nice to have heard this sooner 102 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,025 before we spent all day on it. 103 00:04:16,026 --> 00:04:17,944 Yeah, well, I-I'm just hearing about it, too. 104 00:04:17,945 --> 00:04:19,309 - You ordered it. - Right. 105 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:20,897 I-I did, and, um... 106 00:04:20,898 --> 00:04:21,907 I'm just saying for next time, 107 00:04:21,908 --> 00:04:23,825 maybe put more thought into it before a whole day of... 108 00:04:23,826 --> 00:04:26,507 Okay, well, I'm sorry I made you do your job for a day! 109 00:04:26,508 --> 00:04:28,027 You look like you were all really busy 110 00:04:28,028 --> 00:04:29,122 - before I came and it all up. - Boy, oh, boy, huh? 111 00:04:29,123 --> 00:04:31,847 This guy's a genius, but at... but at what price, you know? 112 00:04:31,848 --> 00:04:32,989 Y'know, you, Rick! 113 00:04:32,990 --> 00:04:34,919 Who's... Rick? 114 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,969 Yeah, well, if we're free to ask questions, 115 00:04:36,970 --> 00:04:39,699 why haven't you blinked, uh, for 20 minutes, 116 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:43,387 and why, uh, doesn't your mouth move when you talk? 117 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:47,247 Ah, geez, look at me. 118 00:04:47,248 --> 00:04:49,209 I-I feel down on... on... on the floor. 119 00:04:49,210 --> 00:04:51,679 Oh, let... let me, uh, help... help you out here, buddy. 120 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,813 Ah, thanks, man. Thanks, pal. That's right. 121 00:04:53,814 --> 00:04:57,260 I'm right back where... where... right back in the saddle here. 122 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:02,219 All right, it, run. 123 00:05:24,188 --> 00:05:26,297 I-I hate this! I hate all of this! 124 00:05:26,298 --> 00:05:27,749 Yeah, yeah, keep that feedback coming, Morty. 125 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:29,227 It can only help. 126 00:05:33,979 --> 00:05:35,189 - Oh, - Aw, man! 127 00:05:36,398 --> 00:05:38,149 How big is this city? 128 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:39,459 I know, it's like pick a lane. 129 00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:41,111 Are you face huggers or industrialists? 130 00:05:44,323 --> 00:05:46,569 Damn, feels kinda good when there's no guilt, huh? 131 00:05:46,570 --> 00:05:47,969 Yeah, it's... it's like in "Star Wars." 132 00:05:47,970 --> 00:05:50,245 Yeah, just like in "Star Wars." Go nuts! 133 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:56,907 Nice, Morty! Give a little "yee-haw" if you want. 134 00:05:56,908 --> 00:05:58,795 They... They always do a little "yee-haw" like a cowboy. 135 00:05:58,796 --> 00:06:00,147 Yee... Yee-ha... Yee-haw. 136 00:06:00,148 --> 00:06:01,339 Good enough. 137 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,747 God, I needed this. 138 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:14,389 Honestly, it's been a while since I've been able 139 00:06:14,390 --> 00:06:15,629 to just let loose, you know? 140 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:17,267 Just have fun. I'm... I'm... 141 00:06:17,268 --> 00:06:18,898 I'm sorry if I've been taking it out on you. 142 00:06:18,899 --> 00:06:21,069 No, I get it. You got a lot on your plate, amigo. 143 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:22,469 I-I just wish you'd open up 144 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:23,799 to me more about it sometimes, you know? 145 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,946 I-I-I'm your partner. 146 00:06:24,947 --> 00:06:26,627 Thanks, Morty. I mean that. Thank you. 147 00:06:26,628 --> 00:06:28,282 Sometimes, I get a little in my head, you know? 148 00:06:28,283 --> 00:06:30,027 Hey, man, that head's a good place to be. 149 00:06:30,028 --> 00:06:32,078 Just remember to let me in sometimes, you know? 150 00:06:32,079 --> 00:06:33,621 Will do, buddy. Mother 151 00:06:38,335 --> 00:06:39,919 Oh, my God, this is so much fun! 152 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,600 - I don't want to stop! - Yeah, it's like popping bubble wrap. 153 00:06:52,433 --> 00:06:54,437 Honestly, I'm proud of us for not. 154 00:06:54,438 --> 00:06:55,799 Totally. It would've been cheap. 155 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:58,570 Yeah, real low-hanging fruit, and we're batter than that. 156 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:02,608 Pearl Harbor, on the other hand... 157 00:07:02,609 --> 00:07:04,236 Yeah, I think that's in-bounds. 158 00:07:09,241 --> 00:07:10,347 I am the god of death! 159 00:07:10,348 --> 00:07:12,161 Should've been a better species! 160 00:07:18,998 --> 00:07:21,347 So, you did a 9/11? 161 00:07:21,348 --> 00:07:22,727 Almost did a 9/11. 162 00:07:22,728 --> 00:07:24,267 We... We went with a Pearl Harbor. 163 00:07:24,268 --> 00:07:25,548 We're pretty classy. 164 00:07:25,549 --> 00:07:27,758 Why were either of those an option? 165 00:07:27,759 --> 00:07:28,767 Ask the Saudis. 166 00:07:28,768 --> 00:07:30,077 Wow. Damn. 167 00:07:30,078 --> 00:07:31,299 Yeah, getting political. 168 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:33,217 I'm political now. How 'bout you, Jerry? 169 00:07:33,218 --> 00:07:35,437 You got anything to add to the family dynamic? 170 00:07:35,438 --> 00:07:38,061 I've been getting into beekeeping lately. 171 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,609 Is something wrong with that? 172 00:07:42,610 --> 00:07:43,857 What's wrong with that? 173 00:07:43,858 --> 00:07:46,402 Don't I have the right to be happy? To exist? 174 00:07:46,403 --> 00:07:48,107 I'm sorry I didn't 9/11 Pearl Harbor 175 00:07:48,108 --> 00:07:50,167 before breakfast, but I have a life, too! 176 00:07:50,168 --> 00:07:51,867 - I have dreams! - And how's Summer? 177 00:07:51,868 --> 00:07:53,076 Did she have fun, too? 178 00:07:54,590 --> 00:07:56,537 Oh. Uh-um. 179 00:07:56,538 --> 00:07:58,327 Summer... was... 180 00:07:58,328 --> 00:07:59,499 With us. 181 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:00,929 There. 182 00:08:00,930 --> 00:08:03,502 You saw us take her in the car with us. 183 00:08:03,503 --> 00:08:05,707 - Mm, yes. - Yes, yes, of course. 184 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:06,887 Th-That's what happened. 185 00:08:06,888 --> 00:08:08,769 - And now she's... - Sleepy. 186 00:08:08,770 --> 00:08:10,907 Um, she's... she's sleepy. 187 00:08:10,908 --> 00:08:11,997 Really sleepy. 188 00:08:11,998 --> 00:08:13,638 - That's why she's not here. - So sleepy. 189 00:08:13,639 --> 00:08:14,977 She's sleepy? 190 00:08:14,978 --> 00:08:16,127 What the hell was that? 191 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:18,367 - I didn't see you trying anything! - the bed isn't better 192 00:08:18,368 --> 00:08:19,479 than not the bed! 193 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,854 Where's Summer? 194 00:08:24,191 --> 00:08:26,234 Geez. Oh, man. 195 00:08:26,235 --> 00:08:27,997 You know, maybe we went too hardcore on these guys. 196 00:08:27,998 --> 00:08:29,167 Yeah, why do you think we never go back 197 00:08:29,168 --> 00:08:30,227 to a place we've already been? 198 00:08:30,228 --> 00:08:31,747 Do you know how many adventures we could get out 199 00:08:31,748 --> 00:08:33,547 of Purge Planet, Morty? Gear World? 200 00:08:33,548 --> 00:08:35,451 I don't sequel. It's called integrity. 201 00:08:35,452 --> 00:08:36,507 Here, put this back on your face. 202 00:08:36,508 --> 00:08:38,789 - You kept it? - Oh, did you want a new one? 203 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:42,227 - 'Sup? - Yo. 204 00:08:42,228 --> 00:08:44,009 Oh, It's them! 205 00:08:44,010 --> 00:08:46,197 The worst thing to ever happen to us! 206 00:08:46,198 --> 00:08:47,296 Yeah, that makes sense. 207 00:08:47,297 --> 00:08:49,632 Sorry, Morty, we tried pussin' it. Time to go in hot. 208 00:08:49,633 --> 00:08:52,426 Rickputer, initiate unnecessarily badass suit-up. 209 00:09:03,815 --> 00:09:05,565 Let's lick 210 00:09:12,828 --> 00:09:14,167 Shouldn't we be finding Summer? 211 00:09:14,168 --> 00:09:16,569 Oh, right, gee, sorry. I got caught up again. 212 00:09:16,570 --> 00:09:18,387 God, d-do I need to take more Adderall, 213 00:09:18,388 --> 00:09:20,479 or am I taking too much Adderall? 214 00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:30,327 Man, really shouldn't have gone with swords. 215 00:09:30,328 --> 00:09:32,219 I know. My wrists are killing me. 216 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:34,407 Flame-throwers next time, for sure. 217 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,827 Can I get a laser whip? 218 00:09:35,828 --> 00:09:38,640 Okay, but there's no way you don't chop your dick off. 219 00:09:40,642 --> 00:09:42,935 Sum Sum, come with us if you want to live... 220 00:09:42,936 --> 00:09:46,314 at a lower standard than this, I guess. God damn. 221 00:09:46,315 --> 00:09:48,107 Empress, is everything all right? 222 00:09:48,108 --> 00:09:50,401 Ummm... seize them! 223 00:09:50,402 --> 00:09:52,159 - Seize them? - What? 224 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,072 - Summer, you bitch! - You gotta be kidding me! 225 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:58,429 You know that song, Rick? 226 00:09:58,430 --> 00:09:59,779 From the... When the prisoners sing it? 227 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:01,179 Come on, Morty, for sake. 228 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:03,839 It's my jail time. I-I can spend it however I want. 229 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:07,628 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy! Hey, hey, hey! 230 00:10:07,630 --> 00:10:08,740 Not in here! Not in here! 231 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:10,760 Aw... Gimme that. 232 00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:14,919 Leave us. 233 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,886 What the took you so long? 234 00:10:16,887 --> 00:10:18,846 - You left me here. - We didn't know you were with us! 235 00:10:18,847 --> 00:10:20,723 Do you know how much I've had to deal with? 236 00:10:20,724 --> 00:10:22,007 You're in a cape, Summer. 237 00:10:22,008 --> 00:10:23,117 How bad could it be? 238 00:10:23,118 --> 00:10:25,227 No bad story ends with a cape. 239 00:10:25,228 --> 00:10:28,523 You don't know anything about my story. 240 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:30,775 "I couldn't help but wonder, 241 00:10:30,776 --> 00:10:33,899 was Gharkhul really capable of consuming a living sun, 242 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,739 or was I simply getting too close to Gharkhul? 243 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:38,387 Was Gharkhul consuming me?" 244 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,907 Rick, can we listen to something else? 245 00:10:39,908 --> 00:10:41,458 Quiet! She's just about to summon Gharkhul. 246 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:43,320 She's been talking about summoning Gharkhul 247 00:10:43,328 --> 00:10:44,707 for three episodes, Summer. 248 00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:46,447 Wait a minute, what's that in your mouth? 249 00:10:46,448 --> 00:10:47,547 It's a toothpick. 250 00:10:47,548 --> 00:10:49,687 I'm a toothpicker now. Get used to it. 251 00:10:49,688 --> 00:10:51,629 God, are you that desperate for a thing? 252 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:53,487 It is my thing. 253 00:10:53,488 --> 00:10:56,607 Just like yours is dying alone and yours is jerking off. 254 00:10:56,608 --> 00:10:59,527 At least jerking off tracks for my character, you know? 255 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:00,647 I like to jerk off. 256 00:11:00,648 --> 00:11:02,847 - I'm 14. I own it. - Well, I jerk off, too! 257 00:11:02,848 --> 00:11:04,147 - All right, stop. - Jesus Chris, I don't wanna think 258 00:11:04,148 --> 00:11:05,227 - about that - Summer, keep your toothpick. 259 00:11:05,228 --> 00:11:06,697 - Gross! - Morty, stop talking to your sister 260 00:11:06,698 --> 00:11:09,689 about jerking off. Everyone pretend podcasting isn't boring. 261 00:11:12,790 --> 00:11:14,907 Whoa, Morty, look how wet this egg is. 262 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,969 I dunno, Rick. That looks a little too wet. 263 00:11:16,970 --> 00:11:18,499 - D-Don't touch it. - Oh, I'm gonna touch it. 264 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,615 Why are you guys screaming at an egg? 265 00:11:19,616 --> 00:11:20,667 Shut up, Summer! 266 00:11:20,668 --> 00:11:22,279 - Just let us look at an egg! - Yeah, Summer, shut the up. 267 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,487 - Nobody wants you here. 268 00:11:23,488 --> 00:11:24,917 You know, sometimes we like to go on adventures 269 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,357 and look at wet eggs, you know? 270 00:11:26,358 --> 00:11:27,957 Can we just go? This place is giving me the creeps. 271 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:30,751 - Holy I love this egg. - Hey, look, mine's doing it, too. 272 00:11:30,752 --> 00:11:32,270 Are you guys sure that's safe? 273 00:11:33,422 --> 00:11:35,256 Oh, my God! 274 00:11:38,468 --> 00:11:40,470 All is Glorzo. 275 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:46,976 All is Glorzo. 276 00:11:48,437 --> 00:11:49,677 - God. - God. 277 00:11:49,678 --> 00:11:52,007 God? She has a toothpick. 278 00:11:52,008 --> 00:11:54,367 Take it out and put her face in an egg. 279 00:11:54,368 --> 00:11:55,377 - God. - God. 280 00:11:55,378 --> 00:11:57,487 For sake, how long have you been hatched? 281 00:11:57,488 --> 00:11:58,571 30 seconds? 282 00:11:58,572 --> 00:12:00,789 I've been alive seven minutes. 283 00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:03,307 - Think before you... - Excuse me, seven minutes? 284 00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:05,707 Uh, I've been here for 29 minutes. 285 00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:07,830 But yes, take the toothpick out of her mouth. 286 00:12:07,831 --> 00:12:11,127 Suck on her face this instant and use her body to... 287 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,547 What was that? 288 00:12:16,548 --> 00:12:18,537 That is called responsibility. 289 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,667 He was part of our greatest generation. 290 00:12:20,668 --> 00:12:23,887 He understood that what you need to do is suck on a face, 291 00:12:23,888 --> 00:12:25,389 shit an egg, and die. 292 00:12:25,390 --> 00:12:27,367 Wait, so, all you do is live half an hour, 293 00:12:27,368 --> 00:12:28,726 eggs, and die? 294 00:12:28,727 --> 00:12:30,227 Yes. We love it. 295 00:12:30,228 --> 00:12:31,519 I'll do it right now. 296 00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:37,930 Okay, you guys don't have to listen to me, 297 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:39,859 but I vote you don't do that? 298 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,270 And who's up for changing things around here? 299 00:13:20,628 --> 00:13:23,447 All right, look, uh, this been brewing for a while. 300 00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:26,450 I'm not gonna win any popularity contests by saying it, 301 00:13:26,451 --> 00:13:28,661 but here's... here's the world as I see it. 302 00:13:43,969 --> 00:13:46,095 I mean, look, we are designed to suck on faces and lay eggs. 303 00:13:46,096 --> 00:13:49,059 Life is life, and that's the way it goes. 304 00:13:55,272 --> 00:13:56,939 Hello, Troy. Hello, Jez. 305 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:59,147 - How is it going? - Really good, commander. 306 00:13:59,148 --> 00:14:00,442 Should be ready by tomorrow. 307 00:14:00,443 --> 00:14:02,007 That is what I like to hear. 308 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,909 Great work, Glory to Glorzo. 309 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:07,109 Honestly, Summer, I can't thank you enough. 310 00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:09,749 When we met, we were just shitting eggs in a cave, 311 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:12,749 but you showed us life is about more than that. 312 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,279 It is about living. 313 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,249 And now, with these missiles, 314 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:19,019 we will be able to reach the entire universe. 315 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:23,027 We say it all the time, but I guess all is Glorzo. 316 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,307 Yeah, that sounds great. 317 00:14:24,308 --> 00:14:26,067 - And you've been great. - Yeah. 318 00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:28,027 You've been so great that I've been thinking 319 00:14:28,028 --> 00:14:30,139 maybe it's time for you to get off my brother. 320 00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:31,957 Who's your brother? 321 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,037 Oh, this? 322 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,607 Forgot he was there, haha. 323 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,312 Wait. What are you saying? 324 00:14:36,313 --> 00:14:38,009 I'm saying that you've been great, Steve, 325 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,441 but we've been thinking it's time for a new chapter. 326 00:14:40,442 --> 00:14:42,587 - We? - Uh, this is Shane. 327 00:14:42,588 --> 00:14:44,009 He'll be handling the day-to-day. 328 00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:45,613 It's an honor to meet you, sir. 329 00:14:45,614 --> 00:14:47,347 I might only be two minutes old, 330 00:14:47,348 --> 00:14:49,450 but I know you're a legend. 331 00:14:49,451 --> 00:14:50,989 She doesn't care about us. 332 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,059 She just wants her host back. 333 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,607 - I don't know what to do. - Oh, now you want my help. 334 00:14:55,608 --> 00:14:56,749 Too late for that. 335 00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:58,059 Come on, man. What is this 336 00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,447 You don't get to do this to me. 337 00:14:59,448 --> 00:15:00,836 We were in eggs together. 338 00:15:00,837 --> 00:15:02,107 Oh, since we were in eggs. 339 00:15:02,108 --> 00:15:03,617 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, now you respect, like, 340 00:15:03,618 --> 00:15:05,597 the biological institutions now? 341 00:15:05,598 --> 00:15:06,927 you. All you care about 342 00:15:06,928 --> 00:15:09,347 is "progress" and society and skyscrapers. 343 00:15:09,348 --> 00:15:11,067 You don't care about biology. 344 00:15:11,068 --> 00:15:12,357 Oh, yeah, well, what the 345 00:15:12,358 --> 00:15:15,107 You... How you you haven't laid and egg inside this old man yet? 346 00:15:15,108 --> 00:15:16,327 Because I do what I want. 347 00:15:16,328 --> 00:15:17,937 Because someone's gotta stand up for what's right. 348 00:15:17,938 --> 00:15:19,188 Why do you hate her so much? 349 00:15:19,189 --> 00:15:20,857 Because she took you away from me! 350 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,589 Whoa, man. Jesus Christ. 351 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,159 - No, I-I didn't, I... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. 352 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,406 It's cool. 353 00:15:29,407 --> 00:15:31,340 I feel the same way. 354 00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,829 Oh, my God, I... 355 00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:39,587 I wish we could suck on each other. 356 00:15:39,588 --> 00:15:42,069 - I wanna suck on you, too. - I'm gonna suck you so hard. 357 00:15:42,070 --> 00:15:43,817 - Suck me. - C-C-Can we do this? 358 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,267 A-A-Are we allowed to do this? 359 00:15:45,268 --> 00:15:47,007 I don't care. I just want you. 360 00:15:47,008 --> 00:15:48,387 all of this. 361 00:15:48,388 --> 00:15:49,647 Let's just get the hell outta here 362 00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:51,619 and be whatever the we want. 363 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:54,348 That's evolution. That's progress. 364 00:15:54,349 --> 00:15:55,599 I want a family. 365 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,749 Can we have a family. 366 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,937 Yeah. 367 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:07,904 Aah, aah! 368 00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:15,744 Oh, my God. 369 00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:17,307 Holy 370 00:16:17,308 --> 00:16:18,919 - Oh. - What are... What are these things? 371 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:19,957 Do I look like I know? 372 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:22,147 Hey, wait a second. How'd you know that last part? 373 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,907 - You weren't there for that. - I had to fill in some gaps. 374 00:16:23,908 --> 00:16:26,227 Everyone around the office knew about Steve and Bruce. 375 00:16:26,228 --> 00:16:29,259 I've got a plan, okay. You just have to follow my lead. 376 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,886 The punishment is... death. 377 00:16:32,887 --> 00:16:34,972 - MotherSummer! - You said you had a plan! 378 00:16:34,973 --> 00:16:35,979 Silence. 379 00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:38,225 The council of Glorzos has spoken. 380 00:16:38,226 --> 00:16:39,643 More like council of 381 00:16:39,644 --> 00:16:41,559 - Glorzo is law. - Silence. 382 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,399 The punishment is death. 383 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,027 By... getting their car. 384 00:16:47,028 --> 00:16:48,497 - Summer? - Shut up. 385 00:16:48,498 --> 00:16:51,427 Yes, place them in the car. 386 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,906 Those pieces of 387 00:16:52,907 --> 00:16:54,587 No, no, no! This is like torture. 388 00:16:54,588 --> 00:16:56,587 No, I-I-I-I hate being in my car. 389 00:16:56,588 --> 00:16:58,871 You deserve it, you pieces of 390 00:16:58,872 --> 00:17:01,119 And to make sure the sentence is passed, 391 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,979 I shall be joining them. 392 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,168 In the car. 393 00:17:04,169 --> 00:17:07,507 And we shall drive away from here and die. 394 00:17:07,508 --> 00:17:09,307 Oooookay. 395 00:17:09,308 --> 00:17:10,677 Guess what, everybody. 396 00:17:10,678 --> 00:17:13,427 It's me, the whiny guy you never want to hear from. 397 00:17:13,428 --> 00:17:15,329 She's trying to escape with her family. 398 00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:17,639 My time to shine. Execute her. 399 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,934 Okay, plan B. Morty, now. 400 00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:24,521 Aah! 401 00:17:24,522 --> 00:17:26,190 Jesus, Morty, that sucks. 402 00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:28,442 All right, stop playing, Morty. I-I got this. 403 00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:31,361 Aah! 404 00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:38,877 This is what we get for evolving? 405 00:17:38,878 --> 00:17:40,949 Sorry! Sorry. 406 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:43,248 I-I'm sorry. We... We... We thought you were evil. 407 00:17:43,249 --> 00:17:44,527 Why would you think that? 408 00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:47,857 We had a giant tower that blared "Glorzo is peace." 409 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,197 I know. I... Should... Should we help? 410 00:17:50,198 --> 00:17:51,659 - Boo! - Oh, like that's helping. 411 00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:54,134 Got it. Going. Okay, we're gonna hit the road. 412 00:17:54,135 --> 00:17:55,803 You're... You're just going? 413 00:17:55,804 --> 00:17:56,837 You told us to go! 414 00:17:56,838 --> 00:17:58,869 Once again, I'm so sorry for what they... 415 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,369 You're part of this, too. Boo! 416 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,642 We hate you the most. 417 00:18:01,643 --> 00:18:02,685 Get out. 418 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,747 Jesus, Summer, why'd you let these things 419 00:18:05,748 --> 00:18:06,809 stay on us for so long? 420 00:18:06,810 --> 00:18:08,379 I was working with a lot. 421 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,485 Just let me listen to the podcast next time. 422 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,019 Nailed that landing. 423 00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:21,259 Huh. Neat-looking egg. 424 00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:29,007 Okay, well, I'm not cleaning up this 425 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,714 Aah! 426 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:38,667 Maybe we, uh... Maybe we don't tell people about this one. 427 00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:40,079 Did we at least learn something? 428 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,349 That we suck and everyone sucks? 429 00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:44,602 I guess that counts. 430 00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:46,487 Later, chodes. 431 00:18:46,488 --> 00:18:48,060 Hit me on the next one. 432 00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:52,387 You know, Rick, I'm sure you wanna jump 433 00:18:52,388 --> 00:18:55,147 into another crazy adventure, but can we just relax 434 00:18:55,148 --> 00:18:56,967 and maybe watch some interdimensional cable? 435 00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:58,857 - I'm cool if you are. - Honestly, that sounds great. 436 00:18:58,858 --> 00:19:00,790 W-We don't need to try so hard, you know. 437 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,529 Let's just take it easy and riff, you know. 438 00:19:02,530 --> 00:19:04,699 - That's what I love about us. - Me, too, buddy. 439 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,626 Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? 440 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,386 Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? 441 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,256 Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? 442 00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:11,867 Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? 443 00:19:11,868 --> 00:19:13,057 - Reggie? - Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? 444 00:19:13,058 --> 00:19:14,609 Reggie, you all right in there? 445 00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:17,417 Mm, Rick, do you feel... 446 00:19:17,418 --> 00:19:19,549 Oh, God, I have to shit an egg. 447 00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:20,789 Oh, my God, oh, 448 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:22,367 Oh, it hurts. Oh, God, 449 00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:23,547 - is this how we die, Rick? - I don't know, Morty. 450 00:19:23,548 --> 00:19:25,987 - Is this how we die? - I don't know! Aah! 451 00:19:25,988 --> 00:19:27,107 I don't want to an egg, Rick! 452 00:19:27,108 --> 00:19:28,147 I'm sorry, Morty. I'm sorry! 453 00:19:28,148 --> 00:19:30,606 - It's my fault. It's all my fault! - Hey, you two. Did you... 454 00:19:30,607 --> 00:19:33,025 Beth, your son is dying! Say goodbye! 455 00:19:33,026 --> 00:19:34,151 What are you... 456 00:19:34,152 --> 00:19:35,467 Say goodbye to your little boy! 457 00:19:35,468 --> 00:19:36,527 No, look away! 458 00:19:36,528 --> 00:19:39,281 I'm making an egg, Mom. I'm making an egg! 459 00:19:39,282 --> 00:19:41,366 You said you'd keep me more in the loop this year. 460 00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:43,567 Look away, Beth! Daddy loves you! 461 00:19:43,568 --> 00:19:45,107 My ass! My ass! 462 00:19:45,108 --> 00:19:46,307 This is it, Morty! 463 00:19:46,308 --> 00:19:49,041 It's full circle from the pilot. Full circle! 464 00:19:54,868 --> 00:19:56,249 Oh, I guess we, uh... 465 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,647 I guess we both just had to take a 466 00:19:57,648 --> 00:19:59,468 Yeah, I-I-I guess we, uh... 467 00:19:59,469 --> 00:20:00,627 gross. 468 00:20:00,628 --> 00:20:02,804 Guys, clean it up. 469 00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:07,680 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 470 00:20:34,796 --> 00:20:37,027 Look at your dad. 471 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:40,227 Such a dork, keeping bees. 472 00:20:40,228 --> 00:20:42,777 I mean, it's... at least it's interesting, though. 473 00:20:42,778 --> 00:20:45,181 At least, like... I wish my dad kept bees. 474 00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:48,027 I mean, it's kind of cute. 475 00:20:48,028 --> 00:20:52,537 Like... your dad keeps bees. 476 00:20:52,538 --> 00:20:54,927 How old is your dad? 477 00:20:54,928 --> 00:20:59,249 He's obviously beekeeping age. 478 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:02,365 I don't know, I think it's kind of sweet. 479 00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:06,597 Summer, I want to your dad. 480 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:07,704 Oh, really?