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Learning to fly this thing, Morty,

2
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is gonna be really liberating.

3
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You know, you're gonna be free

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to go on all kinds of errands for me.
- Cool.

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See that planet right there?

6
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Don't fly too close
to that planet.

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Someone will come out and
try to wash your windshield.

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Hold on.

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Yeah?
Yeah, I have it.

10
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Where do you want to meet?

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All right, cool.

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All right, Morty, lesson's over.

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We got some business
to attend to

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a few light minutes
south of here.

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Oh, you still use
south in space?

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Whoa! Jesus, Jerry!

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What the hell
are you doing here?

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What are you talking about?

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We agreed a boy's father
should be present

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when he's learning to drive.

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I guess I remember that.

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Wow. And you've just been
back there this whole time?

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Amazing.

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Well, we don't have time
to take him to Earth, Morty.

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Head for 3924917.

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Cool!

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Looks like I'm coming along
for an adventure!

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Yep.

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This is where we're going?

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Nope.

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This is.

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You can park in
a handicap spot, Morty.

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Anything with
less than eight limbs

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is considered disabled here.

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Well, look at this fella.
Aren't you handsome?

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Thank you.

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- I'm Jerry.
- Oh, I know you are.

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Did you come here
in a spaceship?

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I'm traveling with my son
and father-in-law.

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W-wait.
Are they coming?

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Oh, they'll be back soon.

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What?

43
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I don't know how this works!

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Help me!

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What the hell?

46
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I know, right?

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Oh, what the hell?

48
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I know, right?

49
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Jerryboreel?

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You created
a day care for my Dad?

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Are you kidding?
I wish I had this idea.

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Well, I did have this idea,

53
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but I wish I was the version
of me that owned it.

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That guy's rich.

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Don't forget to check
the reason for your drop-off.

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Trust me, Morty, I've heard
stories from other Ricks.

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Jerrys don't tend to last
five minutes off of earth.

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This is a totally unregistered
cross-temporal asteroid.

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Here, they can romp and
play with other Jerrys.

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He couldn't be safer.

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Hey, Morty, hang on to this.

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That number's your dad.

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If you lose it, we're not gonna
be able to get him back.

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Ripped By mstoll

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- Okay, wait here.
- I want to come with.

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Don't come with.
It's boring.

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It's —
It's business stuff.

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What kind of business
do you do in a garage?

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You know, this seems
a little shady.

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Right, yeah, like nothing
shady ever happened

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in a fully furnished office?

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You ever hear
about Wall Street, Morty?

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Y-you know
what those guys do

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in — in —
In their fancy boardrooms?

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They take their balls
and they dip them in cocaine

76
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and wipe them
all over each other.

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You know, Grandpa goes around,

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and he does
his business in public,

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because Grandpa isn't shady.

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Aw, crap.

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Hey, what's up?

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Hey, Rick!

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Here you go —
3,000 flerbos.

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Do you have the weapon?

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C-can we please?

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This is my grandson, Morty.

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Oh, hi, Morty.
I'm Krombopulos Michael.

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I'm an assassin.
I buy guns from your grandpa.

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Here. Go away.

90
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Ooh! Yeah,
this looks deadly.

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So, this shoots antimatter?

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My target can't be killed
with regular matter.

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Nice to meet you, Morty.

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Listen, if you ever need
anybody murdered,

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please give me a call.

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- I'm very discreet.
- You're g-giving him a card?

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I have no code of ethics.

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I will kill anyone,
anywhere —

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Children, animals, old people —
Doesn't matter.

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I just love killing.

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You sell weapons
to killers for money?

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You've got what
the intergalactic call

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a very planetary
mind-set, Morty.

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It's more complicated out here.

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These are flerbos.

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Do you understand what
two humans can accomplish

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with 3,000 of these?
- Uh, what?

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An entire afternoon
at Blips and Chitz!

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Oh, this place is the best.

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It's got beer, games, prizes,

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and you can never tell
what time it is.

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You sold a gun to a murderer
so you could play video games?

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Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend
all day shuffling words around,

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you can make anything
sound bad, Morty.

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Here, check this out.

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Aah!

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Roy, what's wrong?

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I had a nightmare.

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I was with an old man.

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He put a helmet on me.

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It's just a fever.
Get some sleep.

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I don't want you
missing school on Monday.

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I want you kids
to look around you today

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and think about your future.

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Now is the time in your life
when anything is possible.

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Spiraling perfectly!

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It's gonna be caught
by Roy Parsons!

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Roy Parsons is at the 20!

129
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Now he's at the 10!

130
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Nothing can stop
Roy "The Rocket"!

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- Touchdown!

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I just think
it's time to get realistic.

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Have you talked to my father
about the Carpet Store?

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Roy?

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Had we caught it sooner —
Well, hindsight is 20/20, Roy.

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What's important
is that we move quickly.

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I'm not ready to die.

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You're not going to.

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Yeah!
Whoo! Yeah!

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Hey, thanks for the carpet, Roy.

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Hey, Roy, you pulled
those Persian off-white shags

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for the clearance sale?

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Whoa. Sh—
Shit!

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Oh!

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Whoa! What the hell?

146
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W-w-where am I?

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- What in the hell?
- 55 years. Not bad, Morty.

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You kind of wasted
your 30s, though,

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with that
whole bird-watching phase.

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W-where's my wife?

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Morty, you were just
playing a game.

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It's called "Roy."

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Snap out of it.
Come on.

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I'm Morty. You're Rick.

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Hey! You sold a gun
to a guy that kills people!

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Look at this —
You beat cancer,

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and then you went back
to work at the carpet store?

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Boo!

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D-don't dodge
the issue, Rick!

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Selling a gun to a hit man is
the same as pulling the trigger!

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00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:47,341
It's also the same
as doing nothing.

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If Krombopulos Michael
wants someone dead,

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there's not a lot
anyone can do to stop him.

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That's why he does it
for a living.

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Now excuse me. It's time
to thrash your "Roy" score.

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You know, you could stop this
killing from happening, Rick!

167
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You know, you did a bad thing
selling that gun,

168
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but you could undo it
if you wanted.

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Uh-huh, yeah,
that's the difference

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between you and me, Morty.

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I never go back
to the carpet store.

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Holy shit!

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This guy's taking
Roy off the grid!

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This guy doesn't have a
social security number for Roy!

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Hi. I'm sorry.

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I think there was
a misunderstanding.

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I'm an adult and would like
to go home, please.

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Well, of course.
Right through that tube.

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Unbelievable.

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You're doing great.

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I know how to crawl in a tube.

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Come on.

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Oh.

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This is harder than it looks.

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Whoa!

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- Marco?
- Polo!

187
00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:41,312
Marco?

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Come find me.

189
00:06:42,896 --> 00:06:43,988
Marco?

190
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You guys are enjoying this?

191
00:06:45,357 --> 00:06:47,325
Don't you feel
a little patronized?

192
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How so?

193
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- Jerry!
- Beth.

194
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Oh, come on.
This is ridiculous.

195
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I love you, Jerry.

196
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Aw, Beth.

197
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Who wants to come watch
"Midnight Run"

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with Director's commentary on?

199
00:07:00,956 --> 00:07:02,378
- Yeah!
- Definitely.

200
00:07:02,457 --> 00:07:05,301
First one there gets to adjust
the picture setting!

201
00:07:05,377 --> 00:07:07,630
The factory tint setting is always too high!

202
00:07:07,712 --> 00:07:08,713
Out of my way.

203
00:07:08,797 --> 00:07:09,923
The tint setting
is always too high.

204
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Oh, boy.
Here I go killing again.

205
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Aah!

206
00:07:34,823 --> 00:07:35,995
Aah!

207
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- Arh!

208
00:07:44,082 --> 00:07:45,208
Aah!

209
00:07:48,086 --> 00:07:49,838
- Aah!

210
00:08:00,682 --> 00:08:04,482
You have arrived
at Krombopulos Michael.

211
00:08:04,561 --> 00:08:06,188
Your destination is below.

212
00:08:06,271 --> 00:08:08,615
We're all out
of off-white Persian.

213
00:08:09,524 --> 00:08:11,526
Oh, man!
W-w-what have I done?

214
00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:13,237
- Drop the gun.
- You don't understand!

215
00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,572
This guy was gonna kill someone!

216
00:08:14,654 --> 00:08:16,372
I guess that makes two of us.

217
00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:18,491
Aah!

218
00:08:19,367 --> 00:08:20,539
What are you doing, Morty?

219
00:08:20,619 --> 00:08:21,996
This is a Galactic
Federation outpost!

220
00:08:22,078 --> 00:08:24,297
Look, I don't have time
to tell you my entire backstory,

221
00:08:24,372 --> 00:08:25,965
but Grandpa and government
don't get along.

222
00:08:26,041 --> 00:08:27,634
He saved my life.

223
00:08:27,709 --> 00:08:29,211
- What?
- Huh? Whoa!

224
00:08:29,294 --> 00:08:31,672
Are you
Krombopulos Michael's target?

225
00:08:31,755 --> 00:08:32,881
W-what's your name?

226
00:08:32,964 --> 00:08:34,887
My kind has no use for names.

227
00:08:34,966 --> 00:08:38,516
I communicate through what
you call "Jessica's Feet" —

228
00:08:38,595 --> 00:08:40,268
No, "Telepathy."

229
00:08:40,347 --> 00:08:41,394
Oh, good job, Morty.

230
00:08:41,473 --> 00:08:42,941
Y-you killed
my best customer,

231
00:08:43,016 --> 00:08:44,859
but you saved
a mind-reading Fart.

232
00:08:44,935 --> 00:08:46,778
I like this name —
Fart.

233
00:08:46,853 --> 00:08:48,821
Morty, would you
kindly release me

234
00:08:48,897 --> 00:08:51,491
by pulling that lever
to the left of my cell?

235
00:08:51,566 --> 00:08:53,409
I am in great pain.

236
00:08:53,485 --> 00:08:55,453
Morty, don't do it.

237
00:08:55,528 --> 00:08:56,529
Morty...

238
00:08:57,614 --> 00:08:58,661
- Morty, you idiot.

239
00:08:58,740 --> 00:09:00,333
Oh, crap.
Let's get you out of here!

240
00:09:00,408 --> 00:09:01,955
We can't get him out of here.
He's gaseous.

241
00:09:02,035 --> 00:09:03,878
He's not gonna make it
through a portal, Morty.

242
00:09:03,954 --> 00:09:05,797
Well, then, I guess we're all
getting in the car.

243
00:09:05,872 --> 00:09:07,215
Right, uh —
- Fart.

244
00:09:07,290 --> 00:09:09,008
No! Just —
J-just get in the car!

245
00:09:09,084 --> 00:09:10,085
Morty, come on.

246
00:09:10,168 --> 00:09:11,511
I want to go back
to Blips and Chitz.

247
00:09:11,586 --> 00:09:12,633
I don't want to deal with this.

248
00:09:12,712 --> 00:09:13,884
Rick, you've been clear
on the fact

249
00:09:13,964 --> 00:09:15,557
that you don't want to help,
so just go away.

250
00:09:15,632 --> 00:09:17,259
More are coming.

251
00:09:17,342 --> 00:09:19,219
Screw this. I'm out.

252
00:09:22,597 --> 00:09:25,100
Whoa!
Come on, come on!

253
00:09:25,183 --> 00:09:28,062
Get out of the vehicle made
of garbage or we will open fire!

254
00:09:29,187 --> 00:09:30,439
Um, um, um, um!

255
00:09:30,522 --> 00:09:31,819
Open fire!

256
00:09:31,898 --> 00:09:33,150
Aah!

257
00:09:41,950 --> 00:09:46,706
Stupid-ass, Fart-saving,
carpet-store motherfucker. Move!

258
00:09:46,788 --> 00:09:48,461
Wait, did you fuck
with my seat settings?

259
00:09:51,001 --> 00:09:52,844
More are coming.

260
00:09:54,337 --> 00:09:55,179
Rick!

261
00:09:55,255 --> 00:09:56,381
Yeah, yeah.

262
00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:06,558
Your geldon convertor
is pretty dinged up.

263
00:10:06,641 --> 00:10:09,520
That's because my grandson
drives like a male Obravadian.

264
00:10:09,602 --> 00:10:12,105
Yeah, I said it — some
stereotypes are based in fact.

265
00:10:12,188 --> 00:10:14,532
Actually, it's because
of years of neglect.

266
00:10:14,607 --> 00:10:16,951
You really need to respect
your gears, Rick.

267
00:10:17,027 --> 00:10:18,495
To you, they're just
wheels with teeth,

268
00:10:18,570 --> 00:10:20,698
but in my culture,
wars have been fought —

269
00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:22,498
So I've heard.
Just fix it.

270
00:10:22,574 --> 00:10:24,497
I don't think the Gromflamites
can track us now,

271
00:10:24,576 --> 00:10:26,544
but it looks like we're gonna
be here for a while.

272
00:10:26,619 --> 00:10:29,293
Or, you know, if you still have
that gun K. Michael dropped,

273
00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:31,170
we could finish the job
and go home.

274
00:10:31,249 --> 00:10:32,967
You do understand
I'm telepathic, right

275
00:10:33,043 --> 00:10:34,260
I'm being polite.

276
00:10:34,335 --> 00:10:36,133
Rick, we're taking him back
where he belongs.

277
00:10:36,212 --> 00:10:37,589
Oh, yeah? Where's that?

278
00:10:37,672 --> 00:10:39,174
Are you going on a quest
to find he who smelt it?

279
00:10:39,257 --> 00:10:41,635
I came here
accidentally through a wormhole

280
00:10:41,718 --> 00:10:44,813
located in what you call
"Get out of my head, Fart.

281
00:10:44,888 --> 00:10:47,107
I know you're in here.
La-la-la-la —"

282
00:10:47,182 --> 00:10:49,901
No, in what you call
the Promethean Nebula.

283
00:10:49,976 --> 00:10:53,071
Oh, great. Just a hop, skip,
and an 800-light-year jump.

284
00:10:53,146 --> 00:10:55,569
You know, you can leave
anytime you want, Rick.

285
00:10:55,648 --> 00:10:57,446
Whatever you want to do, you
little punk-ass little bitch.

286
00:10:57,525 --> 00:10:58,822
Thank you, Morty.

287
00:10:58,902 --> 00:11:01,655
You are not like other
carbon-based life-forms.

288
00:11:01,738 --> 00:11:04,116
You put the value of all
life above your own.

289
00:11:04,199 --> 00:11:05,667
It's how things should be.

290
00:11:05,742 --> 00:11:06,789
It's how they could be.

291
00:11:06,868 --> 00:11:08,996
I could not agree more.

292
00:12:00,755 --> 00:12:02,052
Shut the fuck up about moon men!

293
00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:03,349
This isn't a musical number.

294
00:12:03,424 --> 00:12:05,017
This is a fucking operation.

295
00:12:05,093 --> 00:12:07,346
We got to be cool
and fucking lay low.

296
00:12:10,265 --> 00:12:11,983
Duck, duck, birdie?

297
00:12:13,184 --> 00:12:14,436
That's very funny!

298
00:12:15,353 --> 00:12:16,980
Here comes another funny.

299
00:12:19,899 --> 00:12:21,697
Oh, this place is great.

300
00:12:21,776 --> 00:12:23,995
I almost wish I could stay
longer than one day.

301
00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:25,322
You just might.

302
00:12:25,405 --> 00:12:26,452
W-what do you mean?

303
00:12:27,907 --> 00:12:30,786
These are the Jerrys whose Ricks
and Mortys never came back.

304
00:12:35,373 --> 00:12:37,000
They live here now.

305
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,084
Uh.

306
00:12:50,221 --> 00:12:52,315
No gear-turnings as of yet
in the curious case

307
00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:54,358
of these unidentified
humanoid fugitives,

308
00:12:54,434 --> 00:12:56,903
reportedly at large somewhere
within the gear system.

309
00:12:56,978 --> 00:12:58,150
Son of a...

310
00:12:58,229 --> 00:13:00,106
Why were the Gromflamites
holding you prisoner?

311
00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:01,863
What the fuck
is so valuable about you?

312
00:13:01,941 --> 00:13:04,319
I am no more valuable
than life itself.

313
00:13:04,402 --> 00:13:07,451
However, I am able to alter
the composition of atoms,

314
00:13:07,530 --> 00:13:08,747
like this.

315
00:13:09,824 --> 00:13:11,451
That was oxygen.

316
00:13:11,534 --> 00:13:13,457
I added 71 protons to it.

317
00:13:13,536 --> 00:13:16,460
Terrific.
The Fart that pooped gold.

318
00:13:16,539 --> 00:13:18,712
No wonder every cop in
the system is looking for us.

319
00:13:18,791 --> 00:13:20,509
Any species that gets
ahold of this thing

320
00:13:20,585 --> 00:13:22,337
is gonna use it
to take over the galaxy.

321
00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:24,468
You know how inconvenient
that's gonna be to my work?

322
00:13:27,842 --> 00:13:29,640
Somebody dropped the dime on us.

323
00:13:29,719 --> 00:13:30,686
Gearhead!

324
00:13:30,762 --> 00:13:31,934
I'm sorry, Rick.

325
00:13:32,013 --> 00:13:34,266
The reward on your head
is too high.

326
00:13:34,349 --> 00:13:35,646
And like you always say,

327
00:13:35,725 --> 00:13:37,773
you got to look out
for number one.

328
00:13:37,852 --> 00:13:39,479
Number one is me, asshole!

329
00:13:39,562 --> 00:13:40,905
You're supposed to be my friend!

330
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:44,154
Friend?
Do you even know my real name?

331
00:13:44,234 --> 00:13:46,953
It's Revolio Clockberg Junior.

332
00:13:47,028 --> 00:13:49,577
I belong to an entire
species of gear people.

333
00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:50,908
Calling me "Gearhead"

334
00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:54,085
is like calling
a Chinese person "Asia face."

335
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,377
No! Not twigs!

336
00:13:58,706 --> 00:14:02,176
Two things I want to make clear
to everybody in this room —

337
00:14:02,252 --> 00:14:04,300
Never betray me,
and it's time to go.

338
00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:10,301
Nobody move!

339
00:14:12,178 --> 00:14:13,896
Oh, my god.
Are those...

340
00:14:35,076 --> 00:14:36,123
Hey, Morty, remember
when you said

341
00:14:36,202 --> 00:14:38,170
selling a gun was as bad
as pulling the trigger?

342
00:14:38,246 --> 00:14:39,498
How do you feel
about all these people

343
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,548
that are getting killed today
because of your choices?

344
00:14:41,624 --> 00:14:43,046
I did the right thing, Rick!

345
00:14:43,126 --> 00:14:45,424
- Tell that to Gearhead's gearsticles.
- You did that!

346
00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:47,847
Wrong! I'd be playing
"Roy" right now.

347
00:14:47,922 --> 00:14:50,220
At a certain point,
my hands are tied, Morty.

348
00:14:53,303 --> 00:14:54,976
I can't believe Rick did this.

349
00:14:55,054 --> 00:14:57,148
This is the eighth to the last straw.
- Ante up.

350
00:14:57,223 --> 00:14:58,645
You know what?
Screw it!

351
00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:00,568
I have a better gamble
for you guys.

352
00:15:00,643 --> 00:15:03,567
I say we escape.

353
00:15:03,646 --> 00:15:05,944
If you want to leave, you can
just go out the front door.

354
00:15:06,024 --> 00:15:08,026
You think we're kept here
against our will?

355
00:15:08,109 --> 00:15:09,736
That would be illegal.

356
00:15:09,819 --> 00:15:12,823
But if you can leave,
then why are you still here?

357
00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:15,283
Same reason as you.

358
00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:16,788
We're Jerrys.

359
00:15:18,786 --> 00:15:20,083
I'm leaving.

360
00:15:20,163 --> 00:15:22,837
Okay, then.
That was always allowed.

361
00:15:29,464 --> 00:15:30,966
Morty, take the wheel!

362
00:15:31,924 --> 00:15:32,891
- Whoa!
- Whoa!

363
00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:34,059
Geez!
Damn it, Morty!

364
00:15:34,135 --> 00:15:35,307
Who taught you
to fly this thing?

365
00:15:35,386 --> 00:15:37,184
I'm kidding.
I know that's on me.

366
00:15:37,263 --> 00:15:39,061
Um, Rick!

367
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:40,107
Shit.

368
00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:41,230
Well, I guess this is it.

369
00:15:41,309 --> 00:15:43,232
Morty, crack the window.

370
00:15:49,025 --> 00:15:52,325
I wonder why Greg is always
so critical of my girlfriend.

371
00:15:52,403 --> 00:15:55,031
Well, he'd probably like
to have me to himself.

372
00:15:55,114 --> 00:15:56,411
That's how friends are.

373
00:15:56,491 --> 00:15:59,961
Or does he want her to himself?

374
00:16:09,837 --> 00:16:11,931
My life is a fucking joke!

375
00:16:33,986 --> 00:16:35,988
All right.
Let's proceed.

376
00:16:36,072 --> 00:16:37,119
Damn.

377
00:16:37,198 --> 00:16:39,075
Can't blame that on the dog.

378
00:16:39,158 --> 00:16:40,501
Talk about silent but deadly.

379
00:16:40,576 --> 00:16:42,249
I-I've seen
some nerve gas,

380
00:16:42,328 --> 00:16:44,547
but that —
This gas got nerve!

381
00:16:44,622 --> 00:16:45,999
You know what I'm saying?

382
00:16:46,082 --> 00:16:47,550
- Are you done?
- I'll let you know, Morty.

383
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:49,252
Gone with the wind!
Am I right?

384
00:16:49,335 --> 00:16:51,008
If you don't like
that one, Morty,

385
00:16:51,087 --> 00:16:53,385
an alt on that could be, like,
if I said "Gasablanca"!

386
00:16:53,464 --> 00:16:54,556
All right, I'm done.

387
00:16:54,632 --> 00:16:57,306
Let's get
to the Promethean Nebula,

388
00:16:57,385 --> 00:16:59,137
so my grandson can
finish saving a life!

389
00:17:08,104 --> 00:17:09,321
Glagga blag blag.

390
00:17:09,397 --> 00:17:11,399
Um, Earth, please?

391
00:17:14,402 --> 00:17:16,029
Is this —
Do I pay?

392
00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:17,159
Agga blag blag blag!

393
00:17:19,073 --> 00:17:21,246
Oh, I'm sorry, sorry!

394
00:17:22,535 --> 00:17:25,038
Ohh.

395
00:17:25,538 --> 00:17:26,585
Hmm.

396
00:17:26,664 --> 00:17:27,586
Mm, hey.

397
00:17:27,665 --> 00:17:29,008
Aah!

398
00:17:30,084 --> 00:17:31,427
Agga blag blag?

399
00:17:31,502 --> 00:17:32,594
Oh, uh, hey. What?

400
00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:34,297
- Agga blag!
- Uh, what do you want?

401
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:36,223
- Agga blag blag —
- Ohh!

402
00:17:36,299 --> 00:17:37,346
Uh...

403
00:18:00,573 --> 00:18:03,577
Hey. Are you the one
that left?

404
00:18:05,369 --> 00:18:06,461
I get it.

405
00:18:06,537 --> 00:18:08,414
It's a —
It's a hassle out there.

406
00:18:09,499 --> 00:18:11,092
Right?
And who needs that?

407
00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:12,384
- Right?
- Right?

408
00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:14,212
- Not me.
- Who needs that?

409
00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:15,217
Ho, ho! Not us.

410
00:18:15,296 --> 00:18:16,639
Uh, who are you?

411
00:18:16,714 --> 00:18:19,217
Oh, excuse me.
Paul Fleischman.

412
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,677
Infinite timelines.

413
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,228
In some of them, Beth remarries.

414
00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:23,304
- Geez.
- Don't worry.

415
00:18:23,387 --> 00:18:24,684
I treat Beth very well,

416
00:18:24,764 --> 00:18:26,766
and I do not overstep
my bounds with Morty.

417
00:18:26,849 --> 00:18:29,648
Every kid needs a dad,
but there's no replacing you.

418
00:18:29,727 --> 00:18:31,354
Hey, you want to
give us a hand with this?

419
00:18:31,437 --> 00:18:33,189
We're trying to figure out
how to get the sound

420
00:18:33,272 --> 00:18:34,740
coming through the stereo
instead of the TV.

421
00:18:34,815 --> 00:18:36,408
I-I-It's very difficult.

422
00:18:36,484 --> 00:18:38,737
Oh! Uh, well,
is there an aux input?

423
00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:41,072
We tried that, but there's
two different colors.

424
00:18:41,155 --> 00:18:42,532
But there's
two different colors.

425
00:18:47,703 --> 00:18:50,752
The wormhole is
70 of what you call "meters"

426
00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:53,254
what you call "North"
of what you call "Here."

427
00:18:53,334 --> 00:18:56,258
Fine. Morty, take your Fart to
his hole and say your goodbyes.

428
00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:59,216
I'm gonna find some fuel
and take a big, fat Morty.

429
00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:01,721
That's my new word for shit
because of today's events.

430
00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:09,604
Here it is.

431
00:19:09,684 --> 00:19:12,278
This should take me
back to my kind.

432
00:19:12,353 --> 00:19:14,822
I'm gonna miss you, um, Fart.

433
00:19:14,897 --> 00:19:16,570
I'm really sorry
your name became Fart.

434
00:19:16,649 --> 00:19:19,243
- I will be back soon, Morty.
- Really?

435
00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:21,867
After I return to the others
with this location,

436
00:19:21,946 --> 00:19:23,823
we will be back
for your cleansing.

437
00:19:23,906 --> 00:19:25,624
Um, cleansing?

438
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,624
Carbon-based life
is a threat to all higher life.

439
00:19:28,703 --> 00:19:31,172
To us, you are
what you would call a disease.

440
00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:33,215
Wherever we discover you,
we cure it.

441
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:35,635
You said yourself
that life must be protected,

442
00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,428
even though sacrifice.

443
00:19:37,503 --> 00:19:39,722
You haven't changed your
mind about that.

444
00:19:39,797 --> 00:19:41,925
I can sense your thoughts.

445
00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:43,009
Marty?

446
00:19:44,385 --> 00:19:48,310
Um, before you go,
could you sing a —

447
00:19:48,389 --> 00:19:49,606
C-could you sing
for me again?

448
00:19:49,682 --> 00:19:51,525
Yes, Morty.

449
00:20:11,746 --> 00:20:12,747
Aah!

450
00:20:13,998 --> 00:20:17,969
Morty, why? Why?

451
00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:25,551
Goodbye.

452
00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:28,597
So, did you guys make out
a little bit?

453
00:20:28,679 --> 00:20:30,556
Is he gonna send you a postcard?

454
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,519
Man, that guy hit the lottery
when he crossed paths with you.

455
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,403
Morty, I know I picked on
your core beliefs

456
00:20:36,479 --> 00:20:37,822
and decision making a lot today,

457
00:20:37,897 --> 00:20:38,944
but I am glad that you insisted

458
00:20:39,023 --> 00:20:40,650
on getting that Fart home.

459
00:20:40,733 --> 00:20:41,859
You know, at least
all the death and destruction

460
00:20:41,942 --> 00:20:43,740
wasn't for nothing, you know?

461
00:20:44,445 --> 00:20:46,413
You miss your Fart friend, huh?

462
00:20:46,489 --> 00:20:47,991
Well, I got a little surprise
for you, buddy.

463
00:20:48,074 --> 00:20:49,747
While you were gone,
I found a new wormhole

464
00:20:49,825 --> 00:20:51,702
with millions of beings just
like him on the other side,

465
00:20:51,786 --> 00:20:52,912
and they're all coming to visit.

466
00:20:52,995 --> 00:20:54,542
What?
Rick, no! You can't!

467
00:20:54,622 --> 00:20:55,794
Too late, Morty.
The hole's opening.

468
00:20:55,873 --> 00:20:57,250
No, Rick!
You don't understand.

469
00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:01,087
There's — there's a lot more
where that came from, too.

470
00:21:05,591 --> 00:21:07,059
Hey, hey, bro, how many people

471
00:21:07,134 --> 00:21:08,977
was your Morty responsible
for killing today?

472
00:21:09,053 --> 00:21:11,021
None. We chilled
at Blips and Chitz all day.

473
00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:12,440
Ain't that right, homey?

474
00:21:12,515 --> 00:21:14,688
Darn right, bro!
"Roy" rules!

475
00:21:16,018 --> 00:21:17,110
Must be nice.

476
00:21:17,186 --> 00:21:19,530
Hey, Morty, there's our Jerry.

477
00:21:19,605 --> 00:21:21,983
Mm! I missed you.
Hey, Rick.

478
00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:23,192
Glad you're safe, Jerry.

479
00:21:23,275 --> 00:21:25,903
What do you say we go home?
- I'd like that.

480
00:21:25,986 --> 00:21:27,988
Hey, wait.
Uh, do you have 5126?

481
00:21:28,072 --> 00:21:30,575
Uh, I'm not sure.
Morty.

482
00:21:30,658 --> 00:21:32,535
Uh, that's
a Blips and Chitz ticket.

483
00:21:32,618 --> 00:21:34,416
- What?
- Way to go, Morty.

484
00:21:34,495 --> 00:21:35,667
Eh, whatever.

485
00:21:35,746 --> 00:21:37,669
- Uh, w-wait. What?
- Uh, w-wait. What?

486
00:21:37,748 --> 00:21:39,295
Come on, Jerry. All right.
Come on, Jerry.

487
00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:13,038
Are you tired
of the same daily droll?

488
00:22:13,117 --> 00:22:15,336
Well, get on over
to Blips and Chitz!

489
00:22:15,411 --> 00:22:17,288
We got, uh, one game.

490
00:22:17,371 --> 00:22:18,714
We got a whole bunch
of games here.

491
00:22:18,789 --> 00:22:21,258
You can — we got
Chabos and Flobos,

492
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,585
and you can shoot things!

493
00:22:22,668 --> 00:22:24,796
Get over here!
Play the games!

494
00:22:24,879 --> 00:22:26,756
Uh, use your flerbos
to get tickets!

495
00:22:26,839 --> 00:22:29,012
"Roy 2" just got here.

496
00:22:29,091 --> 00:22:31,310
Get over here at Jitz and Chitz!

497
00:22:31,385 --> 00:22:33,012
It's the coolest place
in the world.

498
00:22:34,096 --> 00:22:35,393
Uh, I get to be
in the commercial!

499
00:22:39,059 --> 00:22:39,981
Did you get any of that?

500
00:22:40,561 --> 00:22:42,154
It's a good show.

501
00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:52,910
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