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Emmanuelle still hasn't called me back,

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and my nightmares are getting worse.

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I'm so tired.

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My systems are rejecting sleep
like it's a foreign antibody.

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Like REM is toxic.

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Well, let's be honest, Gus.

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Their last four albums
haven't left much to be desired.

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It's been a tough millennium, really.

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But most people wouldn't give 'em up

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or new adventures in hi-fi
either.

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I can't do bits now, Shawn.

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I'm numb with grief.

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Sure was nice of your mom
to loan us her car tonight.

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I can't believe this is an '85.

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So stylish!

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Steering is horrible,

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but what are there, one, two, six ashtrays?

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Stop trying to distract me
from my anguish, Shawn.

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The nightmares are so vivid.

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I'm slowly disintegrating,

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like a cookie under running water.

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I'm officially not convinced

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that this dream therapy is doing
anything for you, man.

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Why do none of my relationships work out?

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I'm gonna die alone.

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- Oh, buddy.
- I don't understand it.

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Emmanuelle and I had such great chemistry.

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- It wasn't great chemistry.
- The chemistry was great.

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It was hit or miss
chemistry-wise.

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But she was tall.

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Like Wilt Chamberlain
in Conan the Destroyer.

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I thought she was the one.
I was gonna make her my bride.

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Oh, man, that's right!
The zombie fun run was today.

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We're doing that next year, man,
you and me.

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- Let's not and say we didn't.
- Come on, Gus.

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I think I'd make a dead sexy zombie.

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Okay.

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I'm gonna come back with snacks,

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and I'm gonna have this case solved.

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Do you wanna know why?

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'Cause work never stops,
and we're on the clock.

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Now give me your wallet.

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No rest for the wicked.

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White people.

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Curt Smith?

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Guster, what a surprise!

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You caught me listening to my own music.

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How utterly Rob Thomas of me.

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What are you doing here?

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Had a hankering for a microwavable bunuelo.

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You know they're so fun
to eat and so fun to say.

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You okay, Gus?

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You look absolutely knackered.

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Girlfriend troubles, Curt.
Having nightmares.

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I can't sleep.
It's really, really bad.

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I went through that with Roland, you know.

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- It gets better.
- Really?

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I'm lying.
It doesn't get better.

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What are you doing here on your own, Gus?

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Where's Shawn?

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Don't tell me he deserted you
in your hour of need. - No.

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- He's right inside...
- Oh.

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Zombie attack.

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Very funny, guys, very f...

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Guster.

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Help me.
Help me, Guster.

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You nicked me!

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Curt?

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What's going on, Curt?

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Get up off of Curt Smith.

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Get off of him!

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Get off of him!

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Oh.

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- Oh, no.
- I was just playing.

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Oh, no.

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Shawn! Oh, God!

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No! No!

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Shawn!

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No, no! Get away.

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Shout!

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Shout!

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Let your brains out!

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Shawn!

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What happened to me?

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Where am I?

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Have I crossed over?

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Easy, Burton.
You're awake.

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You're safe now.

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You're with me.

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Are you listening?

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Dream time is over.

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- Okay.
- You're awake, you understand?

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You're awake.

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Did that hurt?

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Yeah.

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Good.

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Because that means you're back
with Dr. Simpson.

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And that's a good place to be.

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Drink.
It's milk.

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It's refreshing.

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Boy, that was some dream, Burton.

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I got some fantastic audio.

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You were magnificent.

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Feel better now?

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Calm?

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Relaxed?

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That's just part of the process.

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Now lie back and release your core.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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That's it.

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Good.

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Now tell me all about your nightmares.

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny & Alex28
web dl sync snarry

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Wow.

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That is some vivid stuff.

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It felt so real,
Dr. Simpson.

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More real than real.

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- May I have some more milk?
- Later.

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What does this dream represent to you?

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It's Emmanuelle, obviously.

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I saw a real future for us.
Everybody did.

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Well, the fear of abandonment

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is certainly the beating heart
of your anxiety, blackstone.

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Blackstone?

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But your nightmare is about Shawn.

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Shawn?

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Think of what happens.

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Shawn leaves the car, everybody dies.

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That's definitely not it.
I mean, that's crazy talk,

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and no offense, but you sound
like an insane person.

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Ha-ha, I've hit a nerve.

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You know why?

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It's because in dreams, people don't lie.

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That's my business.
It's all in my new book.

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In dreams I walk with you.
Let's read an excerpt.

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"As if my small frame
would buckle at the girth

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of my outsized intellect."

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Look, Shawn and I are
friendly, but it's Emmanuelle

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that is the cause of my nightmares, okay?

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And for the record, I do not need Shawn.

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Sure, you don't.

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Oh, look at the time.

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Now...

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leave this place.

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- Hello, friend.
- Hello, Shawn.

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So what's dream therapy like, man?

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Is it crazy?
Tell me all about it.

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Dr. Simpson says my nightmares
are all about Emmanuelle.

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No other theory was offered.

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Emmanuelle...

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Hum. Well if you need me...

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Need you? Need you?

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What makes you think
I will need you, Shawn?

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I was just gonna say,
if you need me to drive you

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to therapy tonight, I could
probably score my dad's truck.

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Oh. Thank you.

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I will take it under advisement.

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I'll probably cab it.

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You know, I enjoy cabs.

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So I doubt I'll be needing you, Shawn.

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Shawn, where did you go?
Shawn?

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Dude, I...
I was gonna pee.

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I was...
I was just hoping to pee.

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Hi.

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I don't have an appointment or anything.

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I know, I should have called.

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I'll come back later.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no.

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No appointments necessary here, my friend.

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Please, join us.

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Great, I don't know
if this is the kind of "case"

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or whatever you guys handle,

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but I think my wife is having an affair

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with someone at her place of work.

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- Color us intrigued.
- Great.

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Now I'm a little strapped
for cash, but if you do layaway,

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I could start paying you
around the new year.

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Saint Patrick's Day.

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This is a place of business, after all.

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Not so fast.

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Now, I definitely understand
the grief of lost love.

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Please, have a seat.

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Now, did you ask your wife

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whether she was getting
her lawn mowed on the side?

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Well, what's she gonna say?

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"Ooh, yeah, I am.

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"And he rides the mower
so much smoother than you,

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'cause he doesn't need
carpal tunnel surgery"?

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What?

191
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And what if confronting her
pushes her away for good?

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Gretchen...
she's who world.

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E's effing out of sight, man!

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- I feel you, I feel you, Zach.
- Eikleberry.

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Excuse you.

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I got a cable installation.

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My client was given a window
from 7:00 to 4:00.

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Ride with me, and I'll
fill you in on everything.

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- Definitely.
- Not a chance.

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I met Gretchen freshman year of college.

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Oh, wow.

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She looks a lot younger than you, Zach.

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Oh, I wasn't a student.

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I was working campus security.

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Gretchen...
she doesn't judge.

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Because true love knows no boundaries.

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Times are tough, you know.

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I'm working two jobs.
We never see each other.

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What's your other job?

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I work nights at a bowling alley.

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Real Jack of all Trades.

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Life's a buffet.

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If she hasn't cheated on you
after all these years,

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why would she start now?

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Just...
I feel her pulling away.

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I don't wanna lose her.

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I can't let that happen.

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I won't.

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Friggin' here.

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We live.

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Um...

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hey, man, we're gonna stay in here.

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Most definitely.

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Can't even carry my own toolbox
'cause of my sciatica.

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I'd cheat on me too
if anyone would have me.

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- Where you going?
- I'm going to pee, Gus.

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I didn't get to pee in the office

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- because you spazzed out.
- You're gonna just pee outside?

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We're men, Gus.

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The world is our toilet.

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Come on, stay in the game, playa.

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Maybe some music.

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Burton.

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Burton.

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Shawn, is that you?

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Burton.

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I need a ride, Burton.

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Shawn!

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Oh. Oh, go

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I need some sleep.

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Oh.

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Won't you give me a ride?

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What the...

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what?

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00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:44,056
Zach?

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- We don't have much time.
- I'm so sweaty.

247
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I just ran a bunch of fatties
across the football field.

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- I want you now.
- Of course you do. I'm me.

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- I'm gonna murder you.
- That's so hot.

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Not on the lips.

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This show is horrible.

252
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They're all gonna laugh at you.

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Zach?

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Who lives like this?

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Shawn!

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Shawn ditched you again, didn't he?

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He said he had to pee.

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Yes, but do you believe
the world is a man's toilet?

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No.
No, I do not.

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Well, the picture's becoming
much clearer now.

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My previous diagnosis may
have been premature, slappy.

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Slappy?

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You see, you're not worried that Shawn...

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is gonna leave you.

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You're afraid that working with Shawn

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is gonna get you killed.

267
00:13:38,511 --> 00:13:40,612
What?

268
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,648
It's all in my latest book.

269
00:13:42,715 --> 00:13:47,119
In dreams I walk with you.

270
00:13:47,187 --> 00:13:48,620
It's got a foreword by Sanjaya Malakar.

271
00:13:48,688 --> 00:13:50,389
He's an old friend.

272
00:13:50,457 --> 00:13:53,992
I'm sure that
you'll find this enlightening.

273
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:57,463
"When one is in
a perpetual state of panic..."

274
00:13:57,530 --> 00:13:58,630
- Perpetual?
- That means "never-ending."

275
00:13:58,698 --> 00:13:59,832
I know what it means.

276
00:13:59,899 --> 00:14:01,500
I was expressing indignation.

277
00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:06,238
"All the body's resources are recruited,

278
00:14:06,306 --> 00:14:09,508
"leaving precious little energy
for other things.

279
00:14:09,576 --> 00:14:14,446
"Hopes, goals, even our
relationships wither and die."

280
00:14:14,514 --> 00:14:15,681
What does this have to do with me?

281
00:14:19,385 --> 00:14:21,787
Shawn, I'm imperiled by our work,

282
00:14:21,855 --> 00:14:25,123
and my love life is withering.

283
00:14:27,026 --> 00:14:28,894
Any more questions?

284
00:14:28,962 --> 00:14:32,331
No.

285
00:14:32,398 --> 00:14:34,533
I think you know the way out.

286
00:14:34,601 --> 00:14:37,069
Hi, Emmanuelle.
This is Burton Guster.

287
00:14:37,136 --> 00:14:38,770
We know each other, biblically.

288
00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:40,439
You know what, let me
just leave my number again

289
00:14:40,507 --> 00:14:42,274
- just in...
- Stop it.

290
00:14:42,342 --> 00:14:44,810
Dude, the ball is clearly in her court

291
00:14:44,878 --> 00:14:46,111
and has been for a while.

292
00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:47,546
You sent her five dozen roses

293
00:14:47,614 --> 00:14:49,254
and a cake with Nelson Rockefeller on it.

294
00:14:49,315 --> 00:14:50,782
Shawn, Dr. Simpson says

295
00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:52,784
that she is the key to my mental health.

296
00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:54,119
You know what, I'm done, I
don't want to hear this anymore.

297
00:14:54,187 --> 00:14:56,355
What is he a doctor of, exactly, anyway?

298
00:14:56,422 --> 00:14:57,856
I'm coming with you
to your next therapy session.

299
00:14:57,924 --> 00:14:59,191
No. No, no, no, Shawn.

300
00:14:59,259 --> 00:15:01,426
Hiya, psych-os.
How ya doing?

301
00:15:01,494 --> 00:15:05,030
So I'm crocheting a hat for my nephew.

302
00:15:05,098 --> 00:15:07,466
His name is Robyn,
with a "Y."

303
00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:09,768
He has a large head, so I'm making it

304
00:15:09,836 --> 00:15:12,871
both to warm and conceal it.

305
00:15:12,939 --> 00:15:16,141
- I-I got nothing.
- Happy Earth Day?

306
00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:18,944
- Lassie.
- No, sorry, can't stop.

307
00:15:19,012 --> 00:15:20,679
Marlowe's expecting me
someplace very important,

308
00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:22,014
so I cannot have
this conversation with you.

309
00:15:22,081 --> 00:15:24,116
I just wanted to put it out there

310
00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:26,852
that we are available for work
at our usual rate,

311
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,354
plus a new, additional higher rate.

312
00:15:29,422 --> 00:15:32,824
This is our opening offer.

313
00:15:32,892 --> 00:15:36,061
Actually, things have been
uncharacteristically quiet

314
00:15:36,129 --> 00:15:37,529
since I've become chief.

315
00:15:37,597 --> 00:15:39,364
Now that Brannigan's saddled up,

316
00:15:39,432 --> 00:15:41,667
you can hear a cricket fart in China.

317
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:42,834
That's cool, 'cause we kinda have

318
00:15:42,902 --> 00:15:44,870
our own thing going on anyway.

319
00:15:44,938 --> 00:15:47,739
Our new client's sort of a
big deal in the TV industry.

320
00:15:47,807 --> 00:15:49,541
Eikleberry.
Perhaps you've heard of him.

321
00:15:49,609 --> 00:15:51,450
Yeah, right now,
when you just said his name.

322
00:15:51,511 --> 00:15:54,513
Yeah, it's domestic.
You know how those things go.

323
00:15:54,581 --> 00:15:56,415
Somebody's about to die.
They always do.

324
00:15:56,482 --> 00:15:57,683
Watch this.

325
00:16:01,487 --> 00:16:03,088
What the...

326
00:16:03,156 --> 00:16:06,592
And a very happy Earth Day to you too.

327
00:16:06,659 --> 00:16:08,226
I do not like this, Shawn.

328
00:16:08,294 --> 00:16:09,995
I object to this charade.

329
00:16:10,063 --> 00:16:11,463
Gus, you know it's
the only way we can talk to her

330
00:16:11,531 --> 00:16:13,372
in her natural habitat
without it being creepy.

331
00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:15,233
We'll get what we need and leave.

332
00:16:15,301 --> 00:16:16,835
- You don't even have to speak.
- Believe me, I won't.

333
00:16:16,903 --> 00:16:18,904
Eight, nine, ten.

334
00:16:18,972 --> 00:16:22,374
Mrs. Eikleberry.
Hi, we spoke on the phone.

335
00:16:22,442 --> 00:16:24,276
- Oh, you must be the Spencers.
- We are, indeed.

336
00:16:24,344 --> 00:16:26,311
I'm Shawn Spencer,
and this is my life partner

337
00:16:26,379 --> 00:16:28,213
Burton Guster Black Spencer.

338
00:16:28,281 --> 00:16:30,182
I see you're working out of doors.

339
00:16:30,249 --> 00:16:31,783
Yes, it's such a pretty day,

340
00:16:31,851 --> 00:16:33,952
and I love watching my kids
unfettered and free.

341
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:36,989
All right, let's play some dodgeball!

342
00:16:37,056 --> 00:16:39,024
- Oh!
- Look alive, Buduski!

343
00:16:39,092 --> 00:16:40,659
- Boom!
- Like I said on the phone,

344
00:16:40,727 --> 00:16:43,695
we've been shopping for schools
for our son Joshie.

345
00:16:43,763 --> 00:16:45,063
We understand that you teach the English.

346
00:16:45,131 --> 00:16:46,999
He's shown a real talent in that arena.

347
00:16:47,066 --> 00:16:48,900
Isn't that right, baby girl?

348
00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:50,969
It's so vital to encourage
a child's abilities

349
00:16:51,037 --> 00:16:53,872
- and to keep them lice-free.
- Agree to agree.

350
00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:57,109
You know, sometimes I'll tutor
functionally illiterate adults.

351
00:16:57,176 --> 00:16:58,543
It's so sad.

352
00:16:58,611 --> 00:17:01,279
They have to develop little
tricks to hide their disability

353
00:17:01,347 --> 00:17:02,347
just because they didn't learn
basic reading skills

354
00:17:02,415 --> 00:17:03,515
when they were young.

355
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:08,053
Hey, Gretch, check the lats!

356
00:17:08,121 --> 00:17:11,957
I can do, like, 16 of these!

357
00:17:12,025 --> 00:17:13,925
- Mrs. Eikleberry.
- Yes, I'm listening.

358
00:17:13,993 --> 00:17:15,861
And I'm impressed.

359
00:17:15,928 --> 00:17:17,262
Oh, we should get back to class.

360
00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:19,698
Maybe we'll see Joshie next year.

361
00:17:19,766 --> 00:17:20,766
Oh, we're still shopping.

362
00:17:24,637 --> 00:17:26,772
That's just terrifying.

363
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:27,806
You're a friend of Eikleberry's?

364
00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:29,241
Oh.

365
00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:31,309
She's one fine piece of knish?

366
00:17:31,377 --> 00:17:33,578
You must be...

367
00:17:33,646 --> 00:17:36,048
Bagg. Coach Derek Bagg.

368
00:17:36,115 --> 00:17:37,683
One "K," two "G's.

369
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,618
You can call me Coach Bagg.

370
00:17:39,686 --> 00:17:42,154
Or just coach.
Or Coach Bagg.

371
00:17:42,221 --> 00:17:43,488
All right, well, do you think

372
00:17:43,556 --> 00:17:44,823
we could speak to you for a minute?

373
00:17:44,891 --> 00:17:46,525
It's about our son Joshie.

374
00:17:46,592 --> 00:17:48,994
I have
a parent-teacher thing now.

375
00:17:49,062 --> 00:17:50,829
How about we meet in my office in an hour?

376
00:17:50,897 --> 00:17:53,031
Lower level, near the gym.

377
00:17:53,099 --> 00:17:55,033
Just follow the scent of man.

378
00:18:11,617 --> 00:18:13,552
Gym teachers.

379
00:18:16,389 --> 00:18:18,590
Hi.

380
00:18:18,658 --> 00:18:20,225
Sorry to keep you waiting, ladies.

381
00:18:20,293 --> 00:18:22,461
Who was that giant slice of shepherd's pie?

382
00:18:22,528 --> 00:18:24,162
Oh, some meathead dad grousing

383
00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:25,864
about his kid's score on
the presidential fitness test.

384
00:18:25,932 --> 00:18:28,200
Like it's my fault fatty's got no hops.

385
00:18:28,267 --> 00:18:29,547
- You played college ball?
- Ooh.

386
00:18:29,602 --> 00:18:30,969
Yeah.

387
00:18:31,037 --> 00:18:32,304
The majors scouted me.
I had my pick.

388
00:18:32,371 --> 00:18:33,638
Oh.

389
00:18:33,706 --> 00:18:35,874
And then ATV had to go and flip.

390
00:18:35,942 --> 00:18:38,009
Ruptured my spleen,
crushed my L-4 and 5.

391
00:18:38,077 --> 00:18:40,846
Doc said if I wasn't so drunk,
I'd've probably been paralyzed.

392
00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:42,881
Wow.

393
00:18:42,949 --> 00:18:44,416
No complaints though.

394
00:18:44,484 --> 00:18:46,918
For a dude who's not splitting
atoms, I think I did okay.

395
00:18:46,986 --> 00:18:48,086
- Well...
- Got this sweet gig.

396
00:18:48,154 --> 00:18:49,654
Good hours, summers off.

397
00:18:49,722 --> 00:18:51,723
57 minutes to Sin City, gate to gate.

398
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:54,426
I am baking my cake and then
frosting it and then eating it.

399
00:18:54,494 --> 00:18:57,629
Whale time.

400
00:18:57,697 --> 00:18:58,597
Hurt your hand?

401
00:18:58,664 --> 00:19:01,299
Old lacrosse injury.

402
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:03,635
What do you want, Buduski?

403
00:19:03,703 --> 00:19:05,137
They sent me from the office, Coach Bagg.

404
00:19:05,204 --> 00:19:06,924
You're supposed to read this
and approve it.

405
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:12,010
Also, I think one of those
dodgeballs glanced my scrotum.

406
00:19:12,078 --> 00:19:13,445
Stop whining!
Your sack's fine.

407
00:19:13,513 --> 00:19:15,247
I'll read it later.

408
00:19:15,314 --> 00:19:16,414
I don't know, coach.

409
00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:17,649
What'd I just say, weanus?

410
00:19:17,717 --> 00:19:21,853
Get out of here, and give me 50!

411
00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:23,188
See, look at that egghead.

412
00:19:23,256 --> 00:19:25,690
He has no chance to make the pros.

413
00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:26,658
Got no stroke from the outside.

414
00:19:26,726 --> 00:19:28,026
Not like I did.

415
00:19:28,094 --> 00:19:31,596
Rain dance!

416
00:19:34,534 --> 00:19:36,535
It's so sad.

417
00:19:36,602 --> 00:19:38,970
Cash dolares.

418
00:19:39,038 --> 00:19:42,340
30, 31...

419
00:19:43,376 --> 00:19:45,243
Cable guy was right.

420
00:19:45,311 --> 00:19:47,445
His wife's getting cozy
with Mr. Woodcock in there.

421
00:19:47,513 --> 00:19:50,048
She leaves him
little booty-call memos.

422
00:19:50,116 --> 00:19:51,516
Poor Mr. Cable Guy.

423
00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:55,387
34.

424
00:19:55,454 --> 00:19:57,055
You literally just fell asleep
on your feet.

425
00:19:57,123 --> 00:19:59,157
Shawn, I need to get out of here.

426
00:19:59,225 --> 00:20:00,392
Okay.

427
00:20:00,459 --> 00:20:02,527
Oh, man.

428
00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:16,223
Oh.

429
00:20:16,224 --> 00:20:17,624
- Shawn?
- Yeah.

430
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:20,759
That way.

431
00:20:29,327 --> 00:20:31,427
Maybe we should've gone
left at the water heaters.

432
00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:37,862
Gus, we're gonna be fine.

433
00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:41,863
As long as we stick together.

434
00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:49,866
What was that?

435
00:21:03,270 --> 00:21:05,436
- Gus?
- Yes?

436
00:21:05,437 --> 00:21:09,437
- We need to run.
- Yes.

437
00:21:09,438 --> 00:21:10,671
Gus?

438
00:21:10,672 --> 00:21:12,337
Gus, pick up your feet, man!

439
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,273
Shawn?

440
00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:19,306
I can't see you, Shawn!

441
00:21:19,307 --> 00:21:21,440
Left, Gus! Left!

442
00:21:21,441 --> 00:21:23,274
Stay with me, Gus!

443
00:21:23,275 --> 00:21:25,441
I can see the light!

444
00:21:25,442 --> 00:21:27,842
Left, right, left!

445
00:21:27,843 --> 00:21:31,443
Do not leave me, Shawn!

446
00:21:33,244 --> 00:21:35,710
Left! Left!

447
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,578
Left, right, left!

448
00:21:37,579 --> 00:21:39,544
I can't see you, Shawn.

449
00:21:39,545 --> 00:21:42,279
Did you say left or right?

450
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,646
Oh.

451
00:21:43,647 --> 00:21:45,546
And put the lotion in the basket, will ya?

452
00:21:50,582 --> 00:21:51,848
Shawn, I'm coming!

453
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,217
Who's there?

454
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,750
Can you help me get out of here?

455
00:22:00,751 --> 00:22:02,450
I'll buy you some bunuelos.

456
00:22:09,186 --> 00:22:10,587
No.

457
00:22:31,493 --> 00:22:36,326
Weepy, weepy, you so sleepy, and
the little kids are creepy.

458
00:22:36,327 --> 00:22:40,460
Watch us jump, you know it
thrill you, just for fun.

459
00:22:40,461 --> 00:22:42,061
We're gonna kill you.

460
00:22:42,062 --> 00:22:43,228
What?

461
00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:46,329
No.

462
00:22:47,463 --> 00:22:49,195
That's not fair.

463
00:22:50,331 --> 00:22:53,096
No! No!

464
00:22:58,465 --> 00:23:01,399
Stop laughing!

465
00:23:10,436 --> 00:23:12,101
Help me!

466
00:23:12,102 --> 00:23:15,202
Please, help me!

467
00:23:17,404 --> 00:23:19,070
Look alive, playa.

468
00:23:22,472 --> 00:23:26,172
Shawn! Damn you!

469
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,085
Don't! Stop, stop.

470
00:23:33,086 --> 00:23:34,452
Stop, stop with the ball.

471
00:23:34,453 --> 00:23:36,781
No balls. Please.

472
00:23:36,901 --> 00:23:37,934
No balls in my face.

473
00:23:37,935 --> 00:23:40,683
Shouldn't we wake him?
He's clearly being pelted by balls.

474
00:23:40,803 --> 00:23:42,802
Let the dream run its course, Shawn.

475
00:23:42,803 --> 00:23:44,536
This is how the therapy works.

476
00:23:44,537 --> 00:23:45,803
It's not always pleasant.

477
00:23:45,804 --> 00:23:48,504
No, stop, ooh.

478
00:23:50,239 --> 00:23:52,605
No more balls.

479
00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:03,341
You left me, Shawn.
You flat-out deserted me.

480
00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:05,341
What? Why would I possibly do that?

481
00:24:05,342 --> 00:24:06,608
You did it, Shawn! You always do it!

482
00:24:06,609 --> 00:24:08,208
Gus, we get caught together,

483
00:24:08,209 --> 00:24:09,742
we face death together,
it happens every week.

484
00:24:09,743 --> 00:24:12,209
I don't know where I stand
with you anymore, Shawn.

485
00:24:12,210 --> 00:24:13,610
Where is this coming from?
I thought you told him

486
00:24:13,611 --> 00:24:16,177
his nightmares were all about Emmanuelle.

487
00:24:16,178 --> 00:24:18,278
No, I said they were all about you.

488
00:24:18,279 --> 00:24:20,411
What? This guy is a fraud, Gus.

489
00:24:20,412 --> 00:24:22,678
I'm not even sure he's a real doctor.

490
00:24:22,679 --> 00:24:25,147
I'll have you know I was rated

491
00:24:25,148 --> 00:24:28,780
in the top 13 of Santa Barbara
dream therapists in 2007.

492
00:24:28,781 --> 00:24:32,381
I one time actually entered
Kate Capshaw's dream

493
00:24:32,382 --> 00:24:34,149
and interacted with her.

494
00:24:35,283 --> 00:24:36,449
Can't really talk about it

495
00:24:36,450 --> 00:24:37,482
because of the pending court case.

496
00:24:37,483 --> 00:24:40,550
But impressive, no?

497
00:24:40,551 --> 00:24:43,417
Capshaw. Yeah. Nah.

498
00:24:43,418 --> 00:24:44,885
Yeah, that's pretty cool, actually.

499
00:24:44,886 --> 00:24:46,452
Gus, hey.

500
00:24:46,453 --> 00:24:47,685
You know that I have always had your back,

501
00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:49,353
and I always, always will.

502
00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:51,353
I don't know, Shawn.

503
00:24:51,354 --> 00:24:53,220
Things are changing.

504
00:24:53,221 --> 00:24:55,787
I know you mean well, but I
feel like I can't trust you.

505
00:24:55,788 --> 00:24:58,722
Oh, come on, buddy. It was
just a dream, you know?

506
00:24:58,723 --> 00:25:01,122
Things aren't always what
they seem in dreams.

507
00:25:01,123 --> 00:25:03,489
Oh, yes, they are. Even more so.

508
00:25:05,724 --> 00:25:07,257
No.

509
00:25:07,258 --> 00:25:09,724
No, Gus, that's it. We know better.

510
00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:12,525
Things aren't always what they seem.

511
00:25:12,526 --> 00:25:15,493
You know, sometimes I'll tutor
functionally illiterate adults.

512
00:25:16,799 --> 00:25:20,361
For a dude who's not splitting
atoms, I think I did okay.

513
00:25:21,861 --> 00:25:24,228
Gretchen Eikleberry
wasn't having an affair.

514
00:25:24,229 --> 00:25:27,428
She was teaching Coach Bagg how to read.

515
00:25:27,429 --> 00:25:29,396
Then perhaps you'll enjoy my latest book.

516
00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:31,863
In dreams I walk with you.

517
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:35,230
Let's pick a random page.

518
00:25:35,231 --> 00:25:38,265
Excuse me a moment.

519
00:25:38,266 --> 00:25:41,798
Hello.

520
00:25:41,799 --> 00:25:44,533
I see.

521
00:25:44,534 --> 00:25:46,300
Gus, that was Brannigan.

522
00:25:46,301 --> 00:25:48,434
I have bad news and bad news.

523
00:25:48,435 --> 00:25:49,768
I'll take the bad news.

524
00:25:49,769 --> 00:25:51,468
Coach Derek Bagg was found

525
00:25:51,469 --> 00:25:53,502
beaten to a bloody pulp in his office.

526
00:25:53,503 --> 00:25:55,402
He's dead, Gus. He's dead.

527
00:25:55,403 --> 00:25:56,669
Oh, my gosh.

528
00:25:56,670 --> 00:25:59,670
D. Bagg is dead? What's the bad news?

529
00:25:59,671 --> 00:26:03,804
Zach Eikleberry has been
arrested for his murder.

530
00:26:03,805 --> 00:26:06,138
He has a bad heart. And gout.

531
00:26:06,139 --> 00:26:07,539
- And I.B.S.
- She gets it, Gretchen.

532
00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:09,239
I didn't hurt anybody.

533
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,840
We're gonna have a laugh
when this is all over!

534
00:26:11,841 --> 00:26:13,140
Hi.

535
00:26:13,141 --> 00:26:15,307
I'm allergic to everything.

536
00:26:15,308 --> 00:26:16,841
I hope you don't think
you're getting paid for this.

537
00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:18,408
Lassie, this is not about money.

538
00:26:18,409 --> 00:26:19,842
This is about honor.

539
00:26:19,843 --> 00:26:22,176
This is about professional
crime-fighting courtesy.

540
00:26:22,177 --> 00:26:23,277
And money.

541
00:26:23,278 --> 00:26:26,143
This was our case first!

542
00:26:26,144 --> 00:26:30,244
So I'm just sitting there,
crocheting Robyn's giant hat,

543
00:26:30,245 --> 00:26:31,678
and I just happen to
overhear your conversation

544
00:26:31,679 --> 00:26:33,546
about your domestic case.

545
00:26:33,547 --> 00:26:35,380
- That is bush league.
- Bush.

546
00:26:35,381 --> 00:26:37,547
Then at the crime scene, what do I find

547
00:26:37,548 --> 00:26:41,247
but a threatening letter to the
coach from Zach Eikleberry?

548
00:26:41,248 --> 00:26:43,714
And I say to myself,
"Self, that's your guy."

549
00:26:43,715 --> 00:26:45,448
What are the chances?

550
00:26:45,449 --> 00:26:47,582
Then I follow him to some bowling alley,

551
00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:51,117
and there I find even
more threatening letters.

552
00:26:51,118 --> 00:26:52,551
Real sicko stuff.

553
00:26:52,552 --> 00:26:54,284
The ravings of a maniac woodsman.

554
00:26:54,285 --> 00:26:55,784
- Ooh.
- Small world?

555
00:26:55,785 --> 00:26:59,119
Well, you were right about one thing.

556
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,152
Somebody died.

557
00:27:00,153 --> 00:27:01,486
Bush!

558
00:27:01,487 --> 00:27:02,753
Bush!

559
00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:03,819
Hey, Zach.

560
00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:05,120
Hi, guys.

561
00:27:05,121 --> 00:27:06,520
Mr. and Mr. Spencer.

562
00:27:06,521 --> 00:27:07,820
I like the ladies.

563
00:27:07,821 --> 00:27:09,655
I'm afraid I only have bad news.

564
00:27:09,656 --> 00:27:11,155
There's hard evidence that
implicates you in this murder,

565
00:27:11,156 --> 00:27:13,322
and we discovered that your wife here

566
00:27:13,323 --> 00:27:15,323
isn't having an affair with anyone.

567
00:27:15,324 --> 00:27:17,256
In fact, I'm sensing

568
00:27:17,257 --> 00:27:20,024
she was teaching Coach Bagg how to read.

569
00:27:20,025 --> 00:27:21,524
I just wrote those
letters to blow off steam.

570
00:27:21,525 --> 00:27:25,126
I didn't beat anyone to death. Look at me.

571
00:27:25,127 --> 00:27:27,126
I couldn't stand a chance
against muscles McHandsomeface.

572
00:27:27,127 --> 00:27:28,226
No.

573
00:27:28,227 --> 00:27:31,227
Sorry I doubted you, baby.

574
00:27:31,228 --> 00:27:33,694
I just... I can't seem to
get out of my own way.

575
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:35,495
That's probably because
you have webbed feet.

576
00:27:35,496 --> 00:27:39,529
Zach, sure, some men find a
second wind in middle life

577
00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:42,729
and get themselves in any
sort of physical shape.

578
00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:44,463
But you didn't, and that's okay,

579
00:27:44,464 --> 00:27:47,531
because I love you, cable guy.

580
00:27:47,532 --> 00:27:50,365
That's backhanded, no?

581
00:27:50,366 --> 00:27:52,700
Not on the lips.

582
00:27:54,100 --> 00:27:55,600
He wouldn't hurt a fly!

583
00:27:55,601 --> 00:27:57,400
He's not man enough!

584
00:27:57,401 --> 00:28:01,101
No!

585
00:28:01,102 --> 00:28:02,235
I love you, baby!

586
00:28:02,236 --> 00:28:04,302
- Okay.
- I love you!

587
00:28:04,303 --> 00:28:06,570
I heard you!

588
00:28:06,571 --> 00:28:09,504
- Woody!
- Ca-caw!

589
00:28:13,172 --> 00:28:14,705
I need your honesty.

590
00:28:14,706 --> 00:28:18,639
Is it too much?

591
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,272
The chrome?

592
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:22,540
I don't think so.

593
00:28:22,541 --> 00:28:24,207
- No, it's...
- Works for me.

594
00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:26,107
Really? It's not all midlife-crisis-y?

595
00:28:26,108 --> 00:28:28,508
- No, no.
- No. It's so shiny.

596
00:28:28,509 --> 00:28:29,542
Can't go wrong with the custom.

597
00:28:29,543 --> 00:28:31,075
- Picked a winner.
- Yeah.

598
00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:35,076
Why, I love you both so much.

599
00:28:35,678 --> 00:28:39,010
Now whoever killed this guy made
sure he was never coming back.

600
00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:42,979
He's got fractures to his
ribs, kneecaps, jaw.

601
00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:45,179
Cracked head, broken nose.

602
00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:48,047
And based on these lacerations
to his wrists and cheeks,

603
00:28:48,048 --> 00:28:50,214
I'd say he was probably bound and gagged

604
00:28:50,215 --> 00:28:52,381
before they went at him pinata style.

605
00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:54,415
What's going on with his digits?

606
00:28:54,416 --> 00:28:56,615
Oh, yeah. Index finger and
middle finger are broken.

607
00:28:56,616 --> 00:28:58,549
But it looks to have been done earlier,

608
00:28:58,550 --> 00:28:59,716
maybe a day or two before.

609
00:28:59,717 --> 00:29:01,584
It's an old lacrosse injury.

610
00:29:01,585 --> 00:29:03,283
Really?

611
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:05,318
Speaking of baby-smooth,

612
00:29:05,319 --> 00:29:08,419
I naired my buttocks last night, gentlemen.

613
00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:10,285
Man, I am tired.

614
00:29:10,286 --> 00:29:12,186
I'm tired too.

615
00:29:12,187 --> 00:29:14,286
As much as I try not to
take my work home with me,

616
00:29:14,287 --> 00:29:16,454
when I'm alone in bed...

617
00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:19,588
and I turn out the light...

618
00:29:19,589 --> 00:29:21,021
I see them.

619
00:29:21,022 --> 00:29:22,121
They talk to me.

620
00:29:22,122 --> 00:29:23,455
They tell me how they wished

621
00:29:23,456 --> 00:29:25,122
they had made a different choice in life.

622
00:29:25,123 --> 00:29:27,590
How they wish they had taken
a different path to work

623
00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:29,290
that final day or...

624
00:29:29,291 --> 00:29:32,491
or made absolutely sure
they locked the front door.

625
00:29:32,492 --> 00:29:36,426
We all come into this world
the same way we go out.

626
00:29:36,427 --> 00:29:38,960
Alone.

627
00:29:38,961 --> 00:29:41,460
But somehow...

628
00:29:41,461 --> 00:29:43,927
they seem more lonely than that.

629
00:29:43,928 --> 00:29:46,161
- That's intense.
- That's too lonely.

630
00:29:46,162 --> 00:29:49,362
I mean, take this fellow.
I'll bet he was a great guy.

631
00:29:49,363 --> 00:29:51,596
Well, this is new.

632
00:29:56,998 --> 00:30:00,532
Go! Go!

633
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,600
Follow me!

634
00:30:04,601 --> 00:30:08,601
Brains! If only I had brains!

635
00:30:34,075 --> 00:30:37,542
Papa?

636
00:31:14,085 --> 00:31:15,285
Mom?

637
00:31:17,386 --> 00:31:18,835
Burton.

638
00:31:18,955 --> 00:31:20,986
I'm sorry. Did I wake you?

639
00:31:20,987 --> 00:31:23,553
I know you've been having
trouble sleeping, dear.

640
00:31:23,554 --> 00:31:25,886
Where's Shawn?

641
00:31:25,887 --> 00:31:27,254
He went to drive his dad home.

642
00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:31,154
Don't worry, he'll be back.

643
00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:35,123
These gravy boats aren't gonna
put themselves away, you know.

644
00:31:39,391 --> 00:31:42,024
Burton, oh, God. My hands are wet.

645
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:43,424
I'll ruin your nice shirt.

646
00:31:43,425 --> 00:31:45,425
I don't care.

647
00:31:45,426 --> 00:31:49,526
Oh, it is so good to be home, mom.

648
00:31:49,527 --> 00:31:50,993
It feels safe.

649
00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:52,526
Finally.

650
00:31:52,527 --> 00:31:55,427
That's a nice thing to say.

651
00:31:55,428 --> 00:31:57,428
So are you going to tell
me about Emmanuelle?

652
00:31:57,429 --> 00:32:00,296
I thought she was spending
Thanksgiving with us.

653
00:32:00,297 --> 00:32:02,196
Oh, she bailed on me, mom.

654
00:32:02,197 --> 00:32:04,330
She's not returning my calls or anything.

655
00:32:04,331 --> 00:32:07,897
She doesn't deserve you.
Who is she, anyway?

656
00:32:07,898 --> 00:32:09,531
What has she done with her life?

657
00:32:09,532 --> 00:32:12,032
You are Burton Guster.

658
00:32:12,033 --> 00:32:14,299
Is she the reason you're
having these bad dreams?

659
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:17,300
No, it's...

660
00:32:17,301 --> 00:32:19,034
everything is changing.

661
00:32:19,035 --> 00:32:20,567
Juliet's moved up north.

662
00:32:20,568 --> 00:32:22,434
I don't know what Shawn's intentions are.

663
00:32:22,435 --> 00:32:24,568
I don't have a job, ma.

664
00:32:24,569 --> 00:32:27,902
Me. I mean...

665
00:32:32,804 --> 00:32:34,004
- Oh, sweetie.
- No, no, it's okay.

666
00:32:34,005 --> 00:32:37,171
It's okay.

667
00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:39,939
I don't know where I stand anymore.

668
00:32:39,940 --> 00:32:41,773
Well, darling, the more things change,

669
00:32:41,774 --> 00:32:43,406
the more they stay the same.

670
00:32:43,407 --> 00:32:47,008
Life is about being adaptable
but remaining true to yourself.

671
00:32:47,009 --> 00:32:49,541
I mean, we can't govern
other people's actions,

672
00:32:49,542 --> 00:32:51,242
but we can certainly govern our own.

673
00:32:51,243 --> 00:32:53,776
I mean, almond joy's got nuts.
Mounds do not.

674
00:32:53,777 --> 00:32:58,143
Girls just want to have fun, and
I love me a good scotch egg.

675
00:32:58,144 --> 00:32:59,777
What are you talking about, mom?

676
00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:03,280
Honestly, I don't know.

677
00:33:12,348 --> 00:33:14,848
Wow.

678
00:33:14,849 --> 00:33:16,482
Lookee here.

679
00:33:16,483 --> 00:33:18,749
And what can we do for you?

680
00:33:20,217 --> 00:33:24,017
Don't be a stranger.

681
00:33:25,485 --> 00:33:29,084
Where were we?

682
00:33:30,287 --> 00:33:32,986
Mommy!

683
00:33:47,990 --> 00:33:50,857
Guster, don't stand there
with your thumb up your ass.

684
00:33:50,858 --> 00:33:54,724
Lock that door and bring
me that extra board!

685
00:33:54,725 --> 00:33:56,859
Oh, God.

686
00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:59,892
Come on.

687
00:33:59,893 --> 00:34:00,960
Guster!

688
00:34:00,961 --> 00:34:04,761
Get over here!

689
00:34:04,762 --> 00:34:07,128
Here, give me a hand with this.

690
00:34:10,763 --> 00:34:12,429
Henny pennies, get out of here!

691
00:34:12,430 --> 00:34:14,896
- Slimy little lifeless...
- All right, team.

692
00:34:14,897 --> 00:34:18,897
That ought to hold those
undead sons of bitches.

693
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:21,065
See?

694
00:34:21,066 --> 00:34:22,731
This is why we should
not legalize marijuana.

695
00:34:26,301 --> 00:34:29,167
Carlton!

696
00:34:34,036 --> 00:34:36,036
Carlton!

697
00:34:36,037 --> 00:34:37,303
Lassie, come home!

698
00:34:43,104 --> 00:34:45,271
Meanies! Life...

699
00:34:47,272 --> 00:34:48,438
is for the living!

700
00:34:52,774 --> 00:34:54,307
Oh, no!

701
00:34:54,308 --> 00:34:56,807
Oh, this is gonna be hard on my nephew!

702
00:34:56,808 --> 00:34:58,007
Oh, God!

703
00:35:03,176 --> 00:35:05,842
No, no!

704
00:35:05,843 --> 00:35:07,343
Oh, my God.

705
00:35:07,344 --> 00:35:10,177
Burton, Burton!

706
00:35:10,178 --> 00:35:12,211
- Oh, God.
- Go, go, go, go!

707
00:35:12,212 --> 00:35:14,211
In, in, in!

708
00:35:14,212 --> 00:35:15,245
Whoa!

709
00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:18,046
Guster, where's Shawn?

710
00:35:18,047 --> 00:35:19,946
My mother said he drove you home.

711
00:35:19,947 --> 00:35:22,213
Your mother? What the
hell are you talking about?

712
00:35:22,214 --> 00:35:24,181
I don't know, I'm sensitive, and it's dark!

713
00:35:24,182 --> 00:35:27,050
Shh. I got a match.

714
00:35:33,785 --> 00:35:36,152
Guster!

715
00:35:38,018 --> 00:35:39,951
Guster! That's my face!

716
00:35:41,186 --> 00:35:44,986
Get back!

717
00:35:44,987 --> 00:35:46,086
What?

718
00:35:47,221 --> 00:35:48,953
It's the first thing I saw!

719
00:35:50,989 --> 00:35:53,188
There's nothing funny
about a three-hole punch!

720
00:35:53,189 --> 00:35:54,955
Stop it!

721
00:35:54,956 --> 00:35:57,790
Stop laughing!

722
00:36:05,959 --> 00:36:08,259
Oh, gosh!

723
00:36:08,260 --> 00:36:09,529
Shawn, you're not gonna believe this!

724
00:36:09,649 --> 00:36:11,826
Everyone is dead! Everyone!

725
00:36:11,827 --> 00:36:13,026
It's just me and you!

726
00:36:13,027 --> 00:36:14,627
It's just...

727
00:36:16,295 --> 00:36:18,228
No.

728
00:36:20,096 --> 00:36:21,263
No.

729
00:36:22,662 --> 00:36:26,398
I do make a dead sexy zombie.

730
00:36:26,635 --> 00:36:28,235
No, you don't, Shawn.

731
00:36:28,236 --> 00:36:30,268
You don't make a sexy zombie!

732
00:36:30,269 --> 00:36:31,869
You don't!

733
00:36:31,870 --> 00:36:34,636
Oh!

734
00:36:34,637 --> 00:36:38,170
I sense your brains are yummy, Gus.

735
00:36:38,171 --> 00:36:39,571
Oh, please, no!

736
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:43,405
I want your Pomona College brains.

737
00:36:43,406 --> 00:36:44,472
No! No!

738
00:36:44,473 --> 00:36:46,406
No! Not magic head!

739
00:36:46,407 --> 00:36:47,606
Not magic head!

740
00:36:50,079 --> 00:36:53,612
No, not my magic head.

741
00:36:53,732 --> 00:36:56,365
No, not my magic head!

742
00:36:56,366 --> 00:36:58,098
Oh, no!

743
00:36:58,099 --> 00:37:00,199
No! Not magic head!

744
00:37:01,367 --> 00:37:03,600
You all right?

745
00:37:03,601 --> 00:37:05,101
I just had a nightmare
version of our entire week.

746
00:37:05,102 --> 00:37:07,568
- And you were a zombie.
- All right, you know what?

747
00:37:07,569 --> 00:37:08,935
Your dreams have actually gotten worse

748
00:37:08,936 --> 00:37:10,368
since you started seeing this doctor.

749
00:37:10,369 --> 00:37:11,936
You do realize that.

750
00:37:11,937 --> 00:37:13,403
Curt. Curt Smith.

751
00:37:13,404 --> 00:37:15,103
- How is he?
- I assume he's fine.

752
00:37:15,104 --> 00:37:16,937
I heard he and Roland are
working on a new album.

753
00:37:16,938 --> 00:37:19,671
How do I know I'm not sleeping now?

754
00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:21,771
Oh, thank God.

755
00:37:21,772 --> 00:37:22,939
Now what did I say?

756
00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:24,705
I said when I came back to the car,

757
00:37:24,706 --> 00:37:26,539
I would have snacks, and
I'd have this case solved.

758
00:37:26,540 --> 00:37:28,440
And guess what. Boom! Shoo-yah!

759
00:37:28,441 --> 00:37:30,907
I know who killed Coach Bagg.
Are you ready for this?

760
00:37:30,908 --> 00:37:32,507
I don't know. Slap me on
the teat one more time.

761
00:37:32,508 --> 00:37:34,041
How about now?

762
00:37:34,042 --> 00:37:35,808
Closer.

763
00:37:35,809 --> 00:37:37,509
You ready?

764
00:37:37,510 --> 00:37:38,943
It was a real scary dream, Shawn.

765
00:37:38,944 --> 00:37:40,009
Okay, let's do this.

766
00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:44,010
Okay.

767
00:37:44,045 --> 00:37:45,711
I'm ready, Shawn.

768
00:37:45,712 --> 00:37:47,511
Just calm down, Shawn.

769
00:37:47,512 --> 00:37:48,845
Gus, we gotta beat Brannigan to the punch.

770
00:37:48,846 --> 00:37:49,945
This was our case.

771
00:37:49,946 --> 00:37:51,645
Now check it.

772
00:37:51,646 --> 00:37:55,313
Coach Bagg was supplementing
his income by gambling.

773
00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:57,647
57 minutes to Sin City, gate to gate.

774
00:37:57,648 --> 00:37:59,914
And his fingers were just fine

775
00:37:59,915 --> 00:38:02,849
when he was doing those
sexy chin-ups on the field.

776
00:38:02,850 --> 00:38:04,715
Gretch, check the lats!

777
00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:06,850
I can do, like, 16 of these!

778
00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:09,784
But, boy, were they barking
at him in our meeting.

779
00:38:09,785 --> 00:38:12,451
It's an old lacrosse injury.

780
00:38:12,452 --> 00:38:14,618
That was no lacrosse injury, Gus.

781
00:38:14,619 --> 00:38:17,552
That's what happens when
you don't pay your debts.

782
00:38:18,987 --> 00:38:20,453
I'll give you one guess. Too late.

783
00:38:20,454 --> 00:38:21,653
Gym teachers.

784
00:38:21,654 --> 00:38:24,521
It was that big meathead parent.

785
00:38:24,522 --> 00:38:28,455
He was nobody's father, Gus.

786
00:38:28,456 --> 00:38:29,622
Well, he may be somebody's father.

787
00:38:29,623 --> 00:38:32,356
I don't know him from
Adam, but I do know this.

788
00:38:32,357 --> 00:38:33,957
He was some bookie's muscle,

789
00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:36,424
and he broke Coach Bagg's fingers.

790
00:38:36,425 --> 00:38:38,457
Then, a couple days later,

791
00:38:38,458 --> 00:38:39,525
coach couldn't come up with the dough.

792
00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:40,758
Boom!

793
00:38:40,759 --> 00:38:44,326
He came back and finished the job.

794
00:38:44,327 --> 00:38:46,459
Whoo! That's how I do it!

795
00:38:48,728 --> 00:38:49,827
It's all right.

796
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:51,428
We's about to get paid.

797
00:38:54,496 --> 00:38:56,262
Release the prisoner and release the funds!

798
00:38:56,263 --> 00:38:57,662
I've solved the case.

799
00:38:57,663 --> 00:38:59,663
Shh.

800
00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:12,266
- No way.
- Man.

801
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:13,900
No damn way!

802
00:39:13,901 --> 00:39:15,434
How?

803
00:39:15,435 --> 00:39:18,701
I've learned not to ask.

804
00:39:18,702 --> 00:39:20,268
- You're free to go.
- Oh, thank you.

805
00:39:20,269 --> 00:39:21,869
You're a free man.

806
00:39:21,870 --> 00:39:23,503
I gotta thank you guys.

807
00:39:23,504 --> 00:39:25,736
I mean, even though it was
the scary detective lady

808
00:39:25,737 --> 00:39:26,936
who actually got me released.

809
00:39:26,937 --> 00:39:28,871
You guys tried, which is something.

810
00:39:28,872 --> 00:39:30,770
We're happy you found each other again.

811
00:39:30,771 --> 00:39:34,239
Gretchen held vigil for me all night.

812
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,939
I felt like I was on death row.

813
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:37,539
It's time we reestablish

814
00:39:37,540 --> 00:39:38,640
what made us a great couple to begin with.

815
00:39:38,641 --> 00:39:40,273
Whatever that was.

816
00:39:40,274 --> 00:39:42,474
She said something about
a complete makeover

817
00:39:42,475 --> 00:39:43,908
involving extensive waxing.

818
00:39:43,909 --> 00:39:44,941
Hopefully, by the time
I'm finished with you,

819
00:39:44,942 --> 00:39:46,509
I won't even recognize you.

820
00:39:46,510 --> 00:39:48,375
Except for your kind, kind heart.

821
00:39:48,376 --> 00:39:50,710
Kind heart.

822
00:39:50,711 --> 00:39:52,977
Oh, God, someone give me a grappling hook.

823
00:39:52,978 --> 00:39:54,810
- Gretchen.
- What? Yes.

824
00:39:54,811 --> 00:39:58,745
Let's go home.

825
00:39:58,746 --> 00:39:59,824
You know, Shawn,

826
00:39:59,918 --> 00:40:01,678
I think there's a lesson
in all this for me.

827
00:40:01,679 --> 00:40:04,203
A road map back to Emmanuelle.

828
00:40:04,323 --> 00:40:05,518
Gus, I'm absolutely certain

829
00:40:05,638 --> 00:40:06,853
that that is, in fact, not the lesson.

830
00:40:06,973 --> 00:40:08,663
Emmanuelle's gone.

831
00:40:08,757 --> 00:40:10,570
In the meantime, you have me.

832
00:40:10,571 --> 00:40:12,704
And your coins and your stamps.

833
00:40:12,705 --> 00:40:14,838
Thanks, Emmanuelle.

834
00:40:14,839 --> 00:40:17,081
You really do need sleep, buddy.

835
00:40:18,535 --> 00:40:20,295
Okay, you know what?
This is embarrassing.

836
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:21,586
I'm a celebrity, all right?

837
00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:23,686
My Twitter account is verified.

838
00:40:23,687 --> 00:40:27,220
And I was promised massive radio
and social media support.

839
00:40:27,221 --> 00:40:29,842
Ung, look at me when I'm berating you.

840
00:40:29,962 --> 00:40:31,461
You know what? Just forget it.

841
00:40:31,462 --> 00:40:32,828
Just... just get out of here.

842
00:40:32,829 --> 00:40:33,928
I don't care where you go, just go.

843
00:40:33,929 --> 00:40:36,829
Not that way, go that way!

844
00:40:39,698 --> 00:40:40,997
Hey!

845
00:40:40,998 --> 00:40:43,398
Great to see you, brother.

846
00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:44,598
Yeah.

847
00:40:44,599 --> 00:40:46,098
Boy, you guys came at a good time,

848
00:40:46,099 --> 00:40:49,333
'cause it's been an absolute madhouse here.

849
00:40:49,334 --> 00:40:51,366
I mean, these college
crowds are just great.

850
00:40:51,367 --> 00:40:53,967
I can imagine. Well, I'm looking forward

851
00:40:53,968 --> 00:40:55,768
to finally reading your book, doctor.

852
00:40:55,769 --> 00:40:57,434
Yeah, well, it's beyond brilliant.

853
00:40:57,435 --> 00:40:59,468
That's what they say.

854
00:40:59,469 --> 00:41:00,735
Tell me something.

855
00:41:00,736 --> 00:41:02,469
How have you been sleeping?

856
00:41:02,470 --> 00:41:03,936
Like a baby, thanks to you.

857
00:41:03,937 --> 00:41:07,504
Well, I'm just a dream
catcher in human form

858
00:41:07,505 --> 00:41:08,771
with a chin that's coveted
around the world.

859
00:41:08,772 --> 00:41:11,371
I'm just glad that you were able

860
00:41:11,372 --> 00:41:14,539
to identify the source of your nightmares.

861
00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:16,673
I need to take a leak.

862
00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:18,407
Well, it's great to see you, doctor.

863
00:41:18,408 --> 00:41:19,874
Yeah, it's been good for you to see me too.

864
00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:21,774
Let's do it again.

865
00:41:35,278 --> 00:41:36,678
What?

866
00:41:36,679 --> 00:41:38,412
Come get some.

867
00:41:44,614 --> 00:41:47,048
Oh, God!

868
00:41:47,049 --> 00:41:49,881
Oh, God!

869
00:41:51,949 --> 00:41:53,848
Shawn!

870
00:41:53,849 --> 00:41:55,516
I'll be right over, buddy.

871
00:41:55,517 --> 00:41:57,583
Thanks.

872
00:41:57,584 --> 00:41:58,985
Milk shakes.

873
00:42:04,253 --> 00:42:06,419
It's okay, buddy.

874
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:07,886
I'll always be here for you.

875
00:42:07,887 --> 00:42:09,403
Val's still the king.

876
00:42:09,404 --> 00:42:11,004
Hail to the king, baby.

877
00:42:20,539 --> 00:42:27,519
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