1 00:00:06,401 --> 00:00:07,902 Do we know what this is about? 2 00:00:07,936 --> 00:00:09,637 No clue. Got the same memo you did. 3 00:00:09,671 --> 00:00:10,704 Hey, did you guys get the memo? 4 00:00:10,739 --> 00:00:12,239 We got the memo. 5 00:00:12,274 --> 00:00:13,841 - We had to share a memo. - Who sent the memo? 6 00:00:13,875 --> 00:00:16,544 Let's just hope it's not from Trout. 7 00:00:16,578 --> 00:00:18,245 God... 8 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,815 Please let it not be Trout. 9 00:00:20,849 --> 00:00:23,684 - Amen. - Amen. 10 00:00:29,124 --> 00:00:31,192 Well, hello, team. 11 00:00:31,226 --> 00:00:33,527 - Karen! - You came back. 12 00:00:33,562 --> 00:00:34,829 Chief, you have no idea what we've been through. 13 00:00:34,863 --> 00:00:36,697 He was awful. Trout was hell. 14 00:00:36,731 --> 00:00:38,599 Mostly for Lassie. But this feels rich. 15 00:00:38,633 --> 00:00:39,834 I mean, this feels like home again. 16 00:00:39,868 --> 00:00:41,836 It does, doesn't it? 17 00:00:41,870 --> 00:00:43,370 So that's why it's gonna be even harder 18 00:00:43,405 --> 00:00:45,105 for me to say what I'm about to say now. 19 00:00:45,140 --> 00:00:48,075 You're having another baby? 20 00:00:48,109 --> 00:00:51,078 What? No. 21 00:00:51,112 --> 00:00:54,448 - Oh. - I came back to say good-bye. 22 00:00:54,482 --> 00:00:58,252 I've accepted a position up north. Bay area. 23 00:00:58,286 --> 00:00:59,687 Effective immediately. 24 00:00:59,721 --> 00:01:01,555 Chief, you can't leave. 25 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:03,457 You're not even back yet. 26 00:01:03,491 --> 00:01:05,092 Guys, this is the hardest professional decision 27 00:01:05,126 --> 00:01:06,560 that I've ever had to make, 28 00:01:06,595 --> 00:01:08,262 and that's all because of you guys. 29 00:01:08,296 --> 00:01:10,965 God, we've been through a lot together. 30 00:01:10,999 --> 00:01:13,968 And I am damn proud of the work that we've done. 31 00:01:14,002 --> 00:01:15,302 I've had some time to give it a lot of thought... 32 00:01:15,337 --> 00:01:18,239 so excuse me, who's the new chief? 33 00:01:18,273 --> 00:01:20,808 That's still undetermined, Carlton. 34 00:01:20,842 --> 00:01:22,142 - Oh. - Okay. 35 00:01:22,177 --> 00:01:24,712 This new job is an opportunity for me 36 00:01:24,746 --> 00:01:26,413 to build a brand-new station from the ground up, 37 00:01:26,448 --> 00:01:29,450 keys to the castle... 38 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:37,892 So is there a short list? 39 00:01:37,926 --> 00:01:39,660 And if so, am I on it? 40 00:01:39,694 --> 00:01:41,495 What is the overall list situation? 41 00:01:41,529 --> 00:01:44,999 I put in a call, Carlton. You'll get an interview. 42 00:01:49,371 --> 00:01:53,040 Get in here. 43 00:01:54,843 --> 00:01:57,845 - I think we're done here. - Yup. Yeah. 44 00:02:01,016 --> 00:02:02,416 It's been a privilege, Karen. 45 00:02:02,450 --> 00:02:04,151 Thank you. 46 00:02:04,185 --> 00:02:06,520 We are gonna miss the heck out of you, Chief. 47 00:02:06,554 --> 00:02:08,989 But this isn't good-bye, 48 00:02:09,024 --> 00:02:10,758 'cause there's no such thing as good-bye. 49 00:02:10,792 --> 00:02:13,961 Good-bye, Chief. 50 00:02:13,995 --> 00:02:15,763 Catch you on the flip side. 51 00:02:15,797 --> 00:02:16,997 Shawn. 52 00:02:17,032 --> 00:02:18,465 - Yeah. - Leave the fish. 53 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:21,368 Yup, this does not belong to me. 54 00:02:31,546 --> 00:02:35,082 I don't want you to go. 55 00:02:38,019 --> 00:02:41,722 Juliet, take a seat. 56 00:02:52,267 --> 00:02:53,834 All right, Carlton. 57 00:02:53,868 --> 00:02:56,570 You are the man who will be chief. 58 00:02:56,604 --> 00:02:57,905 It's just a formality. 59 00:02:57,939 --> 00:03:01,842 You're at the top of the list, so act like it. 60 00:03:06,081 --> 00:03:07,982 Whoo! 61 00:03:08,016 --> 00:03:09,817 Oh, no, no, there was no list. 62 00:03:09,851 --> 00:03:11,719 I'd narrowed it down to a few candidates, 63 00:03:11,753 --> 00:03:14,755 and you weren't one of them, but then Karen Vick called 64 00:03:14,789 --> 00:03:16,924 and practically begged me to consider you. 65 00:03:19,127 --> 00:03:20,928 Hiring this great city's new chief of police is... 66 00:03:20,962 --> 00:03:24,031 well, it's a big moment for me. 67 00:03:24,065 --> 00:03:26,433 That water is not for the interviewees. 68 00:03:28,103 --> 00:03:29,837 Have you ever heard of Archie Baxter, Detective? 69 00:03:29,871 --> 00:03:33,007 - Excuse me. - He was my Uncle. 70 00:03:33,041 --> 00:03:34,675 He was the only father I ever knew. 71 00:03:34,709 --> 00:03:39,847 He brought me out here in the back of a station wagon in the '60s. 72 00:03:39,881 --> 00:03:42,349 Decent man. 73 00:03:42,384 --> 00:03:44,918 Salt of the earth. 74 00:03:44,953 --> 00:03:46,020 Teetotaler. 75 00:03:46,054 --> 00:03:47,888 He was married to his work. 76 00:03:47,922 --> 00:03:49,857 He made his living as a crime reporter. 77 00:03:49,891 --> 00:03:53,260 Back then, this town was owned by the mob, 78 00:03:53,294 --> 00:03:55,129 including the police. 79 00:03:55,163 --> 00:03:59,099 But he dug a little too deep and got murdered for it. 80 00:03:59,134 --> 00:04:03,437 That was in 1967 during the tenure of Chief Olson Watt. 81 00:04:03,471 --> 00:04:05,539 Watt was a very fine man, sir. 82 00:04:05,573 --> 00:04:07,307 Olson Watt was a duplicitous bald bastard 83 00:04:07,342 --> 00:04:10,077 who stonewalled anyone who tried to find out the truth. 84 00:04:10,111 --> 00:04:13,447 And that is the kind of thing that won't happen on my watch. 85 00:04:13,481 --> 00:04:16,316 I will fight for those who... 86 00:04:20,522 --> 00:04:23,023 I'm just gonna leave now, sir. 87 00:04:27,195 --> 00:04:29,897 Oh, God. 88 00:04:29,931 --> 00:04:31,498 People, we have a case, 89 00:04:31,533 --> 00:04:33,734 one which will have no small impact on my future 90 00:04:33,768 --> 00:04:36,070 as chief of the Santa Barbara police department. 91 00:04:36,104 --> 00:04:38,839 This file is my ticket to immortality. 92 00:04:38,873 --> 00:04:42,810 Strode, read the autopsy report and keep it clean. 93 00:04:42,844 --> 00:04:47,014 Former SBPD coroner slippery Dick Miller. 94 00:04:47,048 --> 00:04:50,350 Boy, there is a blast from the past. 95 00:04:50,385 --> 00:04:53,420 - Carry on, Strode. - Okay, we are... 96 00:04:53,455 --> 00:04:57,424 we are looking at one Archie Baxter. 97 00:04:57,459 --> 00:04:59,693 Looks to be about 6'2". 98 00:04:59,727 --> 00:05:02,129 Woody, there's no body. 99 00:05:02,163 --> 00:05:04,164 Oh, is that a relief. I thought maybe I was 100 00:05:04,199 --> 00:05:06,133 the only one that couldn't see it. 101 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:07,768 What the hell am I doing here? 102 00:05:07,802 --> 00:05:09,703 Archie Baxter was killed in 1967, 103 00:05:09,737 --> 00:05:11,939 and the SBPD swept his case under the rug. 104 00:05:11,973 --> 00:05:14,708 So? I wasn't on the force in '67. 105 00:05:14,742 --> 00:05:16,777 Wait, how old do you all think I am? 106 00:05:16,811 --> 00:05:18,212 What does a cold case have 107 00:05:18,246 --> 00:05:19,780 to do with you being Chief, Carlton? 108 00:05:19,814 --> 00:05:21,715 Because Archie Baxter was just like me. 109 00:05:21,749 --> 00:05:22,716 I know how he thinks. 110 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:25,853 He was a hound for justice, and it got him killed. 111 00:05:25,887 --> 00:05:26,854 Plus, he was the Mayor's Uncle. 112 00:05:26,888 --> 00:05:28,122 Oh. 113 00:05:28,156 --> 00:05:29,656 Keep reading, Strode. 114 00:05:29,691 --> 00:05:32,860 Cause of death, blunt force trauma to the chest. 115 00:05:32,894 --> 00:05:37,064 Internal bleeding from impact. 116 00:05:37,098 --> 00:05:40,300 Fatal sternal fracture. Eight broken ribs. 117 00:05:40,335 --> 00:05:42,836 Guy's heart's gotta look like a whoopee cushion. 118 00:05:42,871 --> 00:05:44,304 Whoa. 119 00:05:44,339 --> 00:05:46,840 This dude really axed into the fat shack. 120 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:48,709 Dusted. 121 00:05:48,743 --> 00:05:52,179 Fubar. Wipeout. 122 00:05:57,752 --> 00:06:00,854 Blood alcohol levels suggest that he was moderately 123 00:06:00,889 --> 00:06:03,157 to severely kootered, man. Fiction. 124 00:06:03,191 --> 00:06:05,993 Archie Baxter was a teetotaler, and the police report 125 00:06:06,027 --> 00:06:07,747 indicates that a sky blue Cadillac Eldorado 126 00:06:07,762 --> 00:06:09,363 was seen driving away from the crash site. 127 00:06:09,397 --> 00:06:10,364 Don't you get it? 128 00:06:10,398 --> 00:06:13,033 Someone wanted his death to look like an accident. 129 00:06:13,067 --> 00:06:14,368 And we're gonna find that someone, 130 00:06:14,402 --> 00:06:15,435 and the mayor's gonna make me chief, 131 00:06:15,470 --> 00:06:16,670 and it's gonna be glorious. 132 00:06:16,704 --> 00:06:20,374 Now saddle up, and let's ride. 133 00:06:20,408 --> 00:06:22,075 Lassie needs us. 134 00:06:22,110 --> 00:06:25,345 It's time to throw on our love beads, 135 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:26,880 grow out our treasure trails, 136 00:06:26,915 --> 00:06:29,082 go beyond the valley of the dolls. 137 00:06:29,117 --> 00:06:31,218 Now who wants to light my fire? 138 00:06:31,252 --> 00:06:33,720 I do. I do. 139 00:07:19,566 --> 00:07:22,566 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - Www.addic7ed.com - 140 00:07:23,813 --> 00:07:25,414 The Mirror, 141 00:07:25,448 --> 00:07:28,283 Santa Barbara's political and cultural heartbeat. 142 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:30,018 Her pages are interwoven into the fabric 143 00:07:30,052 --> 00:07:31,953 of our local community, Shawn. 144 00:07:31,988 --> 00:07:34,089 Yep, I'm pretty sure there's an app for that now. 145 00:07:34,123 --> 00:07:36,258 - Yeah. - Found it. 146 00:07:36,292 --> 00:07:38,693 It's not much to go on, but it's all we've got. 147 00:07:38,728 --> 00:07:41,263 What the hell? 148 00:07:41,297 --> 00:07:45,267 Come on, man, you know that moment needed something. 149 00:07:45,301 --> 00:07:47,436 Crime reporter. 150 00:07:47,470 --> 00:07:50,472 A man dedicates his life to the pursuit of the truth, 151 00:07:50,506 --> 00:07:54,209 and all he has to show for it is a cardboard box full of crap. 152 00:07:54,243 --> 00:07:55,811 - Hello. 153 00:07:55,845 --> 00:07:58,447 What's this? 154 00:07:58,481 --> 00:08:01,550 That is the Limelighter Lounge, owned back in the day 155 00:08:01,584 --> 00:08:03,118 by Rodney Caruso. 156 00:08:03,152 --> 00:08:04,986 Rodney Caruso, the infamous mobster? 157 00:08:05,021 --> 00:08:06,321 Is there any other kind? 158 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:08,457 I don't know. Ask Richard Grieco. 159 00:08:08,491 --> 00:08:09,991 Dude, how dope would it be to be in the mob? 160 00:08:10,026 --> 00:08:11,726 Or even married to the mob? 161 00:08:11,761 --> 00:08:15,330 Just look at that and tell me what pops out at you. 162 00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:16,698 Oh, looks like the cleaners is open. 163 00:08:16,732 --> 00:08:18,166 - That's cool. - I see a little kid 164 00:08:18,201 --> 00:08:19,468 who should probably be in school. 165 00:08:19,502 --> 00:08:20,902 Couple drunk cops. 166 00:08:20,937 --> 00:08:23,004 Ooh, that's a good-looking bulldog. 167 00:08:23,039 --> 00:08:25,373 Drunk cops... 168 00:08:25,408 --> 00:08:27,509 Middle of the day patronizing a mob joint? 169 00:08:27,543 --> 00:08:30,679 That must have been what Archie was after. 170 00:08:32,515 --> 00:08:34,983 Hey, Watt. 171 00:08:35,017 --> 00:08:39,855 You care to explain this? 172 00:08:39,889 --> 00:08:41,990 That's a good-looking bulldog. 173 00:08:42,024 --> 00:08:44,092 Cut the crap. I'm clocking two of your guys 174 00:08:44,126 --> 00:08:46,328 walking out of Rodney Caruso's joint 175 00:08:46,362 --> 00:08:49,364 - drunk in the middle of the day. - Maybe they were thirsty. 176 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:50,365 Well, they were thirsty the day before that 177 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:51,566 and the day before that. 178 00:08:51,601 --> 00:08:53,068 What are you driving at, Baxter? 179 00:08:53,102 --> 00:08:57,506 How many of your guys are in Caruso's pocket? 180 00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:59,007 I have neither the time nor the patience 181 00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:01,042 to explain myself to a two-bit reporter. 182 00:09:01,077 --> 00:09:03,945 You barge in here like this again, I'll have your job. 183 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:05,747 Now get the hell out of my office. 184 00:09:05,781 --> 00:09:08,216 I'm sure somewhere there's a cat stuck in a tree. 185 00:09:08,251 --> 00:09:11,520 Go write an expose about that. 186 00:09:12,989 --> 00:09:15,357 I'll be back. 187 00:09:15,391 --> 00:09:18,293 Next stop, Limelighter Lounge. 188 00:09:18,327 --> 00:09:20,095 Come on, guys. 189 00:09:20,129 --> 00:09:22,797 You gonna steal a dead man's desk thermometer? 190 00:09:22,832 --> 00:09:24,099 Fine. 191 00:09:25,902 --> 00:09:27,469 All right, sock it to me, partner. What'd you find? 192 00:09:27,503 --> 00:09:28,770 Well, I searched the records room. 193 00:09:28,804 --> 00:09:30,472 Watt never launched an investigation 194 00:09:30,506 --> 00:09:32,607 into Caruso in his entire tenure as chief. 195 00:09:32,642 --> 00:09:34,075 Not one inquiry. 196 00:09:34,110 --> 00:09:36,211 Well, isn't that interesting as hell? 197 00:09:36,245 --> 00:09:38,480 Man, it's gonna be all musty in here. 198 00:09:38,514 --> 00:09:40,382 - You're musty. - Your mama's musty. 199 00:09:40,416 --> 00:09:41,950 I think we should all split up, 200 00:09:41,984 --> 00:09:43,585 cover way more ground that way. 201 00:09:43,619 --> 00:09:45,086 I'll go with Jules, and this whole thing 202 00:09:45,121 --> 00:09:47,389 will become an investi-date. 203 00:09:47,423 --> 00:09:48,423 See what I did there, you guys? 204 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:50,625 Grow up. 205 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:56,231 So why are you so on fire to help Lassiter with this case? 206 00:09:56,265 --> 00:09:57,666 It's not just Lassie, Jules. 207 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,000 It's Rufus Sewell. 208 00:09:59,035 --> 00:10:00,769 It's Sophie B. Hawkins. 209 00:10:00,803 --> 00:10:02,070 I mean, they were all born in '67. 210 00:10:02,104 --> 00:10:04,005 I love me some Sophie B. 211 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,106 Damn, I wish I was your lover. 212 00:10:05,141 --> 00:10:06,641 You are. 213 00:10:06,676 --> 00:10:09,778 Well, then I guess I must be doing this for us, 214 00:10:09,812 --> 00:10:12,080 because you'll be bumped up to head detective 215 00:10:12,114 --> 00:10:15,116 when Lassie gets promoted to Chief. 216 00:10:15,151 --> 00:10:17,185 Naturally, I'll get a title bump as well. 217 00:10:17,219 --> 00:10:20,522 Something like "first lover in the nighttime." 218 00:10:20,556 --> 00:10:22,624 Maybe a little bit of bacon? 219 00:10:22,658 --> 00:10:23,925 You don't know this for sure. 220 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,628 Okay, I suppose I don't. 221 00:10:26,662 --> 00:10:28,196 We'll workshop the title. 222 00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:30,832 But it's moot, because you are gonna be in. 223 00:10:30,866 --> 00:10:32,601 And we're gonna get a hot tub. 224 00:10:32,635 --> 00:10:34,603 And I'm gonna buy you a dolphin. 225 00:10:34,637 --> 00:10:37,672 And you can name her Cher, who was also born in '67. 226 00:10:37,707 --> 00:10:39,975 That doesn't sound right to me, Shawn. 227 00:10:40,009 --> 00:10:42,777 There's nothing in there. 228 00:10:42,812 --> 00:10:44,512 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - What? 229 00:10:44,547 --> 00:10:46,281 - What is that? - What does it look like? 230 00:10:46,315 --> 00:10:47,649 You gonna steal that? 231 00:10:47,683 --> 00:10:49,684 It's a victimless crime, Shawn. 232 00:10:49,719 --> 00:10:51,219 You realize that's not the whole fryer? 233 00:10:51,253 --> 00:10:52,220 It's just the basket. 234 00:10:52,254 --> 00:10:53,788 Man, you don't know. 235 00:10:53,823 --> 00:10:56,091 O'Hara, come look at this. 236 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:01,563 I will be damned if that isn't Chief Olson Watt 237 00:11:01,597 --> 00:11:03,331 living it up at the Limelighter. 238 00:11:03,366 --> 00:11:04,866 Whoa, whoa, Lassie, just forget about Watt for a second 239 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:08,903 because that is my guy Rodney Caruso 240 00:11:08,938 --> 00:11:13,341 and his smoking hot girlfriend Scarlett Jones. 241 00:11:13,376 --> 00:11:15,910 Come on, I can say that about women from other centuries. 242 00:11:15,945 --> 00:11:18,513 Rodney Caruso was a cold-blooded killer, Shawn. 243 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,315 I bet I would have made one hell of a capo 244 00:11:20,349 --> 00:11:23,251 - at La Cosa Nostril. - Nostra. 245 00:11:23,285 --> 00:11:25,720 Oh, I don't know. I mean, I have a wandering spirit, 246 00:11:25,755 --> 00:11:27,422 and I'm not great with a blade. 247 00:11:27,456 --> 00:11:30,325 - I'm good. - What? 248 00:11:30,359 --> 00:11:33,728 Myles Velour, Jr. and the Velour-ettes. 249 00:11:33,763 --> 00:11:35,830 He was as cool as the other side of the pillow. 250 00:11:35,865 --> 00:11:39,094 My old man listened to all those records when I was little. 251 00:12:06,262 --> 00:12:08,530 And I said, "oh, I got one bullet left." 252 00:12:10,666 --> 00:12:12,400 Well, well, well. 253 00:12:12,435 --> 00:12:14,703 Chief Watt. 254 00:12:14,737 --> 00:12:16,404 It is so good to see you loosening your tie 255 00:12:16,439 --> 00:12:18,206 a little bit here. 256 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:23,144 After all, mi casa es su casa, mi amigo. 257 00:12:26,816 --> 00:12:28,717 Forgive this interruption. 258 00:12:28,751 --> 00:12:32,253 The next round is on me. 259 00:12:32,288 --> 00:12:35,190 Oh! I like that. 260 00:13:11,827 --> 00:13:13,428 The Mayor was right about Watt. 261 00:13:13,462 --> 00:13:17,332 First Henry gets popped by a dirty cop, and now this. 262 00:13:17,366 --> 00:13:19,834 There are more stains on Santa Barbara's carpet 263 00:13:19,869 --> 00:13:21,302 than I care to steam. 264 00:13:21,337 --> 00:13:22,537 Carlton, we're gonna need more 265 00:13:22,538 --> 00:13:25,774 than old photos and police records that don't exist. 266 00:13:25,808 --> 00:13:28,209 Watt is dead, Caruso is dead, 267 00:13:28,244 --> 00:13:29,944 even Myles Velour cashed in his chips, 268 00:13:29,979 --> 00:13:32,947 so unless there is someone alive we can actually talk to... 269 00:13:32,982 --> 00:13:34,449 Melba Birdsong. 270 00:13:34,483 --> 00:13:36,451 Gus, we can't just make up a fun name. 271 00:13:36,485 --> 00:13:39,354 We need an actual human person we can put the screws to. 272 00:13:39,388 --> 00:13:42,323 Melba Birdsong was one of the Velour-ettes, Shawn. 273 00:13:42,358 --> 00:13:44,398 And I know she's still alive because she's appearing 274 00:13:44,426 --> 00:13:45,794 in sounder: The musical. 275 00:13:45,828 --> 00:13:47,629 It's playing at the old Cosmopolitan. 276 00:13:47,663 --> 00:13:49,063 My dad and I have tickets. 277 00:13:49,098 --> 00:13:52,167 And, yes, I found the other piece to the fryer, so... 278 00:13:59,341 --> 00:14:01,576 Myles. 279 00:14:01,610 --> 00:14:05,747 He was smooth as the lord makes 'em. 280 00:14:05,781 --> 00:14:07,348 Ooh, and I knew it. 281 00:14:07,383 --> 00:14:09,551 And the lord makes 'em smooth. 282 00:14:09,585 --> 00:14:11,252 Yeah. 283 00:14:11,287 --> 00:14:12,587 Ms. Birdsong, you were about to tell us 284 00:14:12,621 --> 00:14:14,589 what you remember about Olson Watt. 285 00:14:14,623 --> 00:14:16,991 Well, there ain't much to tell. 286 00:14:17,026 --> 00:14:19,761 Back in the day, I made it my business 287 00:14:19,795 --> 00:14:22,155 to stay away from the police. 288 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,328 You never spoke to him? 289 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,763 Not me. 290 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,865 I heard Myles talk to him a time or two. 291 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,167 Watt wasn't playing games. 292 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,136 I don't know what you're talking about. 293 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,872 I know Caruso's a rat. I'm gonna clean up this sewer. 294 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,507 You know where the drop is going down. 295 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,776 Now give it up... hey, I'll smack it out of you. 296 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,778 Listen, man, easy, easy. 297 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,479 His business is his business. 298 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,782 When you have a cat like Caruso as your boss, 299 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,451 you just keep your nose clean, you dig? 300 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:49,487 - I'm just a ham-and-eggs man. - What? 301 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,489 The boss man doesn't even dig me, you dig? 302 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:55,627 I only got this gig because his chick is a fan of the funk. 303 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,295 Scarlett Jones. 304 00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:58,963 She's a twist, baby. 305 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,199 Every now and then, I'll do a private clambake 306 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,467 for him and Scarlett. 307 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:06,671 And you don't want to know no more than that, Chief. 308 00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,840 So Watt wasn't dirty after all. 309 00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:12,477 Well, it was a long time ago, but from what I can remember, 310 00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:15,113 the chief was one of the good guys. 311 00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:19,184 Melba, why are you so nervous? 312 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,052 I am not nervous. 313 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,655 It's okay. Caruso can't hurt you now. 314 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,369 Yeah, you don't need to be keeping secrets 315 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,991 for dead white gangsters, sister. 316 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,526 Let that bird fly. 317 00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:34,199 Myles was like a brother to me. 318 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,000 He wasn't being straight 319 00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:39,437 with the chief because he had his own problems. 320 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:40,905 What kind of problems? 321 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,108 Myles used to handle Caruso's money 322 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:45,677 for him from time to time. 323 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:50,648 Problem was Myles loved to gamble. 324 00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:56,020 First you steal from me, 325 00:15:56,055 --> 00:16:00,859 and then you lie to me. 326 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:03,228 I cannot wait to see what you do for an encore, my friend. 327 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,865 You must think I am a damn fool. 328 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,868 - No. - A clown who rides the bull... 329 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:10,935 - No. - At the rodeo. 330 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,403 No, boss. 331 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,138 Perhaps one of those tall, skinny people 332 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:17,742 with the curly hair who pretend to be stuck in a box 333 00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:20,879 or walking against the wind. 334 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,046 That's a street mime. 335 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,715 Give me one good reason 336 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,217 why I shouldn't put a bullet in your head right now. 337 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:29,254 I'm just a ham-and-eggs man. 338 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,893 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, boss. 339 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,762 It's the chips. They keep calling me. 340 00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:39,063 You are lucky, my friend. 341 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,799 Lucky that my woman loves the way 342 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,401 that you bring in the noise, 343 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:48,406 the way that you bring in the funk. 344 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,944 You're going to repay your debt to me and then some. 345 00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:54,913 You're going to do everything I tell you to do 346 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,315 exactly when I tell you to do it. 347 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,917 Sounds like it was gonna take 348 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,952 more than a couple of private shows to work off 349 00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:02,253 Velour's debt to Caruso. 350 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,423 What's that picture? 351 00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:09,761 Me, Myles, and Paella Powell. 352 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:12,530 I slapped the hell out of that bitch once. 353 00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:13,831 It's also the same type of car 354 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,866 that was seen at the crime scene, 355 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,935 a sky blue Cadillac Eldorado. 356 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,771 Oh, yes, that car was Myles' baby. 357 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,307 So Myles Velour killed Archie Baxter. 358 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,709 Caruso made him his hatchet man. 359 00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:26,377 He did it to save his own skin. 360 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,146 Oh, that's impossible. He was... 361 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:31,249 I solved the case! I'm gonna be Chief of police. 362 00:17:39,663 --> 00:17:42,698 Hey. No, you can't just go in... 363 00:17:42,733 --> 00:17:44,300 Terribly sorry to interrupt, sir, 364 00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:47,470 but I think you are gonna want to see this. 365 00:17:47,504 --> 00:17:48,805 Seriously? 366 00:17:48,839 --> 00:17:50,640 John Lavin's a candidate? 367 00:17:50,674 --> 00:17:52,442 He's been collecting disability for over a decade, 368 00:17:52,476 --> 00:17:53,476 and he doesn't even walk funny. 369 00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:54,777 I was shot in the chest. 370 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,133 You wrote a screenplay last year. 371 00:17:56,146 --> 00:17:57,480 So? 372 00:17:57,514 --> 00:18:00,216 What the hell is your problem, Lassiter? 373 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,452 You have some nerve barging in on me like this. 374 00:18:02,486 --> 00:18:04,854 I know who killed your Uncle, sir. 375 00:18:04,888 --> 00:18:07,790 Are you freaking kidding me? 376 00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:10,393 You think I don't know about Myles Velour? 377 00:18:10,427 --> 00:18:12,161 Didn't I tell you that I've been obsessed 378 00:18:12,196 --> 00:18:14,664 with my Uncle's case since I was a boy? 379 00:18:14,698 --> 00:18:17,166 That I have all his possessions at my house? 380 00:18:17,201 --> 00:18:18,968 Well, then, sir, you know that Velour was 381 00:18:19,002 --> 00:18:22,238 a spineless yes man with a gambling addiction. 382 00:18:22,272 --> 00:18:24,073 What I do know is that he was arrested 383 00:18:24,107 --> 00:18:27,977 for starting a bar fight after a show in Kansas City 384 00:18:28,011 --> 00:18:29,745 on the very night that Archie was killed. 385 00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:32,515 That is a matter of public record, Detective. 386 00:18:32,549 --> 00:18:35,818 So if that's all you've got, I suggest that you apologize 387 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:39,088 to me, to John, and to Agnes on the way out 388 00:18:39,122 --> 00:18:41,891 because you'll be leaving now. 389 00:18:41,925 --> 00:18:43,960 I am ridiculously sorry, sir. 390 00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:48,998 John. 391 00:18:49,032 --> 00:18:51,334 You sold a script last year, man. 392 00:18:51,368 --> 00:18:54,103 What are you even doing here? 393 00:18:56,974 --> 00:18:59,675 Oh, no, it was that bad. 394 00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:01,577 He's been inconsolable since we got back. 395 00:19:01,612 --> 00:19:04,213 Serves him right. Dude was all over the brother 396 00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:06,349 just 'cause he had a bouffant and a blue caddy. 397 00:19:06,383 --> 00:19:07,884 Gus, that's not true. 398 00:19:07,918 --> 00:19:11,287 Oh, I honestly haven't been paying attention. 399 00:19:14,391 --> 00:19:15,925 Here's a question. 400 00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:18,361 - Is Scarlett Jones still alive? - Beats me. 401 00:19:18,395 --> 00:19:19,695 Easy enough to check, though. Why? 402 00:19:19,730 --> 00:19:21,631 Because all we know for sure 403 00:19:21,665 --> 00:19:23,466 is that Archie Baxter was after someone 404 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,535 or something in this picture. 405 00:19:25,569 --> 00:19:30,907 And that is Scarlett Jones. 406 00:19:30,941 --> 00:19:32,475 Carlton, splash some water on your face. 407 00:19:32,509 --> 00:19:34,710 We got a new lead. 408 00:19:34,745 --> 00:19:38,247 Yep, that's the one. 409 00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:40,383 You sure? 'Cause it's been over 40 years. 410 00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:41,751 Of course I'm sure. 411 00:19:41,785 --> 00:19:45,488 I may have the bod for sin, 412 00:19:45,522 --> 00:19:48,124 but I have the memory of an adult elephant. 413 00:19:48,158 --> 00:19:49,959 He was obsessed with this picture. 414 00:19:49,993 --> 00:19:52,562 Did she just say she had a bod for sin? 415 00:19:52,596 --> 00:19:54,263 - Yes. - She needs Jesus. 416 00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:57,233 Can I smoke? 417 00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:59,135 What do you think? 418 00:19:59,169 --> 00:20:01,671 I think you want me the same way 419 00:20:01,705 --> 00:20:04,140 a land turtle wants crab apples. 420 00:20:04,174 --> 00:20:06,776 Just answer the questions, please. 421 00:20:06,810 --> 00:20:09,245 Well, what's in it for me? 422 00:20:09,279 --> 00:20:11,013 Baxter was asking you 423 00:20:11,048 --> 00:20:12,915 about your boyfriend Rodney, wasn't he? 424 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,250 The fact that half the police force 425 00:20:14,284 --> 00:20:16,118 was already on the payroll, right? 426 00:20:16,153 --> 00:20:18,087 Ring any belly-bells? 427 00:20:18,121 --> 00:20:21,691 Oh, sugar, is that the dragon you're chasing? 428 00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:24,627 Well, I hate to burst your yummy little bubble, 429 00:20:24,661 --> 00:20:28,497 but Archie Baxter was a deadbeat drunk, 430 00:20:28,532 --> 00:20:29,999 and there was only one thing in that photo 431 00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:34,937 that he was after. 432 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:35,938 Hey, Jonesy. 433 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,473 You again? 434 00:20:37,507 --> 00:20:39,976 It's okay. 435 00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:43,446 - Hey, Jonesy. - Whoo! 436 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,781 So did you talk to her yet? 437 00:20:45,816 --> 00:20:47,350 Did you talk to her? 438 00:20:47,384 --> 00:20:50,186 Oh, down, boy. Your lipstick's showing. 439 00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:51,954 You said you were gonna talk to her for me. 440 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,956 You said you were gonna put in a good word. 441 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,725 You're just yanking my chain. 442 00:20:55,759 --> 00:20:57,960 Not for all the tea in China. 443 00:20:57,995 --> 00:21:01,464 Oh, just look at her. 444 00:21:01,498 --> 00:21:03,299 Look, can't you see right there? 445 00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:04,533 So beautiful. 446 00:21:04,568 --> 00:21:05,968 She just looks right through me. 447 00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:07,370 I don't know why you carry 448 00:21:07,404 --> 00:21:08,871 that stupid photo around when you can look... 449 00:21:08,905 --> 00:21:10,873 No, Jones, don't point. 450 00:21:10,907 --> 00:21:13,676 She's gonna think I'm staring at her like some desperate kook. 451 00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:15,845 It's never gonna happen for you, Archie. 452 00:21:15,879 --> 00:21:20,049 Let's just say melba prefers a softer touch. 453 00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:22,718 Stop torturing yourself. Let me call you a cab. 454 00:21:22,753 --> 00:21:24,353 I don't need a cab. 455 00:21:26,857 --> 00:21:28,057 God! 456 00:21:28,091 --> 00:21:31,460 Get off. I'm fine. 457 00:21:33,463 --> 00:21:35,364 - Now can I smoke? - No. 458 00:21:35,399 --> 00:21:37,566 Do you mean to tell me this whole murder charade 459 00:21:37,601 --> 00:21:40,703 is just about some crush that didn't pan out? 460 00:21:40,737 --> 00:21:43,673 Murder? Archie Baxter wasn't murdered. 461 00:21:43,707 --> 00:21:47,276 He stumbled out of there and drove himself off a cliff. 462 00:21:47,310 --> 00:21:48,411 Everyone knows that. 463 00:21:48,445 --> 00:21:52,014 Now is there anything else? 464 00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:57,086 Or shall we just skip to dessert? 465 00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:00,756 No. No. No. Um... 466 00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:02,758 Thank you. You're free to go. 467 00:22:02,793 --> 00:22:06,962 Just a monumental waste of time. 468 00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,469 That's why Myles didn't get up on that. 469 00:22:13,503 --> 00:22:16,439 Melba has a thing for the ladies. 470 00:22:16,473 --> 00:22:18,274 I have a whole new respect for melba toast. 471 00:22:18,308 --> 00:22:21,110 Come on, you guys, it takes a lot of courage 472 00:22:21,144 --> 00:22:24,480 and resolve to live your life as an old, black lesbian. 473 00:22:24,514 --> 00:22:25,881 - You know, that's right. - You bet your ass it does. 474 00:22:25,916 --> 00:22:27,083 You know what I mean? 475 00:22:27,117 --> 00:22:28,451 What the hell am I doing? 476 00:22:28,485 --> 00:22:30,386 There was no case here. There never was. 477 00:22:30,420 --> 00:22:34,123 I will just have to rely on the strength of my interview 478 00:22:34,157 --> 00:22:36,158 with the Mayor and my people skills. 479 00:22:36,193 --> 00:22:38,761 - Ooh. - I am so screwed. 480 00:22:38,795 --> 00:22:40,996 - That's not optimal. - It's not... it's not great. 481 00:22:56,346 --> 00:22:58,247 You wake up. I need to ask you something. 482 00:22:58,281 --> 00:23:00,316 Yes. Yes, we have tickets to Howard Jones 483 00:23:00,350 --> 00:23:01,917 at the Santa Barbara Bowl. 484 00:23:01,952 --> 00:23:03,486 Guess who's opening. I'm giving you one hint. 485 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:07,256 Chief Vick asked me to be her head detective. 486 00:23:07,290 --> 00:23:10,292 Homicide, obviously. 487 00:23:17,834 --> 00:23:19,201 Wow. 488 00:23:19,236 --> 00:23:21,504 But, you know, if Carlton's promoted, 489 00:23:21,538 --> 00:23:23,506 I'm looking at the same opportunity here. 490 00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:24,807 You were right. 491 00:23:24,841 --> 00:23:26,842 You know, he told me as much already. 492 00:23:26,877 --> 00:23:29,178 See? 493 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,115 Plus I'm here. 494 00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:35,451 Oh, right. 495 00:23:35,485 --> 00:23:38,287 Plus you're here. Of course. 496 00:23:38,321 --> 00:23:41,457 And, you know, the pay will be so much better here 497 00:23:41,491 --> 00:23:43,659 because of time served. 498 00:23:43,693 --> 00:23:46,562 I mean, it's really a no-brainer, which is why, 499 00:23:46,596 --> 00:23:50,065 as flattering as it is, I'm... I'm not really considering it. 500 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:51,901 Plus, you know, San Francisco... 501 00:23:51,935 --> 00:23:57,807 I mean, it's littered with shallow, entitled 49er fans. 502 00:23:57,841 --> 00:23:59,341 - Ugly-on-the-inside-type people. - Right. 503 00:23:59,376 --> 00:24:00,676 - Right? - Right. 504 00:24:00,710 --> 00:24:03,846 - You don't need that, you know. - Right. 505 00:24:09,586 --> 00:24:11,587 Sir, you can't park your car there. 506 00:24:11,621 --> 00:24:15,491 Carlton. 507 00:24:15,525 --> 00:24:19,862 Carl... 508 00:24:19,896 --> 00:24:21,997 Carlton, come on, man. Wake up. 509 00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:25,601 Don't be dumb. 510 00:24:25,635 --> 00:24:27,169 You're dreaming. I'm a ghost. 511 00:24:27,204 --> 00:24:28,571 We haven't got much time. 512 00:24:28,605 --> 00:24:30,372 Sorry. 513 00:24:30,407 --> 00:24:31,707 Avenge me. 514 00:24:31,741 --> 00:24:33,909 I was murdered. 515 00:24:33,944 --> 00:24:35,377 You drove yourself off a cliff, 516 00:24:35,412 --> 00:24:36,846 you drunk, degenerate lunger. 517 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,247 I never had a drink in my life. 518 00:24:38,281 --> 00:24:39,849 My nephew told you that. 519 00:24:39,883 --> 00:24:41,617 Except for that night in Korea when Stalin died. 520 00:24:41,651 --> 00:24:43,118 Stinkin' red. 521 00:24:43,153 --> 00:24:44,920 Now you listen to me, 522 00:24:44,955 --> 00:24:48,090 Scarlett Jones had plenty of reasons to lie. 523 00:24:48,124 --> 00:24:50,226 Come on. Think about it. 524 00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:52,027 You're better than this. 525 00:24:52,062 --> 00:24:55,631 You stay the course. 526 00:24:55,665 --> 00:24:56,932 You're all I have. 527 00:24:56,967 --> 00:25:00,936 Adieu. Adieu. 528 00:25:00,971 --> 00:25:05,140 Remember me. 529 00:25:05,175 --> 00:25:06,909 What are you looking at? 530 00:25:06,943 --> 00:25:08,878 You still see me? 531 00:25:08,912 --> 00:25:12,214 Oh, there I go. 532 00:25:18,631 --> 00:25:21,099 Shake a leg, Strode. 533 00:25:21,634 --> 00:25:23,968 She was lying, Strode. Scarlett Jones 534 00:25:24,003 --> 00:25:26,604 must have been covering for boyfriend Rodney Caruso 535 00:25:26,639 --> 00:25:28,873 because he left her everything, and any case brought against him 536 00:25:28,908 --> 00:25:30,475 would have affected her directly. 537 00:25:30,509 --> 00:25:32,177 So who killed Archie Baxter? 538 00:25:32,211 --> 00:25:33,178 If I knew that, do you think I'd be standing here 539 00:25:33,212 --> 00:25:34,379 with you at 3:00 A.M.? 540 00:25:34,413 --> 00:25:36,447 No. I'm wondering something. 541 00:25:36,482 --> 00:25:38,183 You're wondering if a woman in a camisole 542 00:25:38,217 --> 00:25:39,551 was wearing this bear's head 543 00:25:39,585 --> 00:25:41,386 mere seconds before your arrival? 544 00:25:41,420 --> 00:25:44,689 No. I'm wondering, is there anything else 545 00:25:44,723 --> 00:25:47,892 that could have accounted for Baxter's level of intoxication? 546 00:25:47,927 --> 00:25:49,994 I asked myself the very same question. 547 00:25:50,029 --> 00:25:52,030 So I checked levels of gamma-glutamyl transpeptidase 548 00:25:52,064 --> 00:25:53,665 in the blood, which, as you know, 549 00:25:53,699 --> 00:25:56,901 is usually very high in people who drink. 550 00:25:56,936 --> 00:25:58,870 Not the case with Mr. Baxter. 551 00:25:58,904 --> 00:26:01,139 That man's liver was dead sexy, and I'm not even a liver man. 552 00:26:01,173 --> 00:26:03,041 I mean, I'm not not a liver man. 553 00:26:03,075 --> 00:26:05,510 - So Baxter wasn't drunk. - Probably not. 554 00:26:05,544 --> 00:26:08,179 But the level of quinalbarbitone in his blood suggests 555 00:26:08,214 --> 00:26:09,714 the presence of barbiturates. 556 00:26:09,748 --> 00:26:11,182 Barbiturates. 557 00:26:11,217 --> 00:26:13,151 How the hell did slippery Dick Miller miss that? 558 00:26:13,185 --> 00:26:14,385 We pathologists have come a long way 559 00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:15,587 since the age of aquarius. 560 00:26:15,621 --> 00:26:17,555 This confirms it, Strode. 561 00:26:17,590 --> 00:26:20,825 Scarlett Jones is a liar, and Baxter was after Caruso. 562 00:26:20,859 --> 00:26:22,927 I am so close, I can taste it. 563 00:26:22,962 --> 00:26:25,697 - Oh, me too. - I'm gonna bounce. 564 00:26:25,731 --> 00:26:26,931 Thanks, Strode. 565 00:26:26,966 --> 00:26:29,267 Oh, and, Lassie, if you happen 566 00:26:29,301 --> 00:26:33,171 to run into half a bear in the alley, don't shoot it. 567 00:26:33,205 --> 00:26:35,440 You got it, buddy. 568 00:26:35,474 --> 00:26:37,775 It's 6:00 in the morning, Lassie. 569 00:26:37,810 --> 00:26:40,745 - We're missing something. - It's called sleep. 570 00:26:40,779 --> 00:26:42,013 This place is as close as we're gonna get 571 00:26:42,047 --> 00:26:43,948 to solving Baxter's murder. 572 00:26:43,983 --> 00:26:45,850 - We gotta keep looking. - Where? 573 00:26:49,121 --> 00:26:53,658 It's a victimless crime, Shawn. 574 00:26:55,461 --> 00:26:58,463 Follow me. 575 00:26:58,497 --> 00:27:01,132 Gus! 576 00:27:09,308 --> 00:27:12,443 Everybody in. 577 00:27:14,313 --> 00:27:16,247 Everybody out. 578 00:27:31,030 --> 00:27:33,045 Bingo. 579 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:34,385 Caruso's calls were being tapped. 580 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:35,920 That's a thing, right? "Tapped"? 581 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:37,555 If Caruso's calls were being monitored, 582 00:27:37,590 --> 00:27:38,856 there are bound to be tapes around here somewhere. 583 00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:39,891 This could be the break that we need. 584 00:27:39,925 --> 00:27:42,493 If Archie's behind this, I know exactly where to find them. 585 00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:44,963 Come on, gang. 586 00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:52,003 That is on track. 587 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:56,374 Mr. Mayor, I am so terribly sorry to interrupt... 588 00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:58,676 he gets a home interview? 589 00:27:58,711 --> 00:27:59,844 And you're serving lemonade. 590 00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:01,546 I'd offer you a glass, 591 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,381 but you're not really great with liquid, are you? 592 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:06,618 Shut up, Cancelosi. 593 00:28:06,652 --> 00:28:08,886 All right, Mr. Mayor, 594 00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:12,056 I'm on the receiving end of some very serious vibes 595 00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:13,725 about your Uncle Archie Baxter, 596 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:15,126 and we just need to take a look 597 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,561 at some of his personal belongings. 598 00:28:16,595 --> 00:28:17,762 Do you now? 599 00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:18,963 I seem to recall you having 600 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,862 some very serious vibes about me. 601 00:28:20,881 --> 00:28:22,348 Which happened 602 00:28:22,383 --> 00:28:24,851 to be dead wrong and almost cost me my candidacy. 603 00:28:24,885 --> 00:28:27,120 Good point, Mr. Mayor, but I made Shawn promise 604 00:28:27,154 --> 00:28:29,689 never to mix politics and the supernatural ever again. 605 00:28:29,723 --> 00:28:31,624 Yeah, maybe we can put our differences aside now 606 00:28:31,659 --> 00:28:32,625 for a common goal. 607 00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:34,194 - Yeah. - Which is what? 608 00:28:34,228 --> 00:28:36,462 Bringing justice to the memory of Archibald Baxter. 609 00:28:36,497 --> 00:28:40,133 Please, Mr. Mayor. Indulge us just this once. 610 00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:42,702 We need to see some of your Uncle's belongings. 611 00:28:45,773 --> 00:28:48,508 You've been awfully quiet this morning, sweetheart. 612 00:28:48,542 --> 00:28:52,712 Like a silent ninja, which makes me think 613 00:28:52,746 --> 00:28:55,315 you're either planning to assassinate a Japanese warlord, 614 00:28:55,349 --> 00:28:59,052 or you're giving some real serious consideration 615 00:28:59,086 --> 00:29:02,655 to taking that job. 616 00:29:02,690 --> 00:29:04,090 Nope. 617 00:29:04,124 --> 00:29:06,526 I've made up my mind. 618 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,696 So you better help solve this case if you want a hot tub. 619 00:29:09,730 --> 00:29:12,065 Are you sure? 620 00:29:12,099 --> 00:29:15,134 Swagerty might be right. There's nothing in here. 621 00:29:17,271 --> 00:29:21,007 Myles Velour, Velour de Luxe Volume 1? 622 00:29:21,041 --> 00:29:24,944 What? 623 00:29:30,117 --> 00:29:33,219 Why are there two of those? 624 00:29:37,458 --> 00:29:41,461 Because someone recorded over this one. 625 00:30:05,486 --> 00:30:08,254 Shh. 626 00:30:14,628 --> 00:30:17,463 What the hell is puce? Can't we just paint it purple? 627 00:30:17,498 --> 00:30:19,666 - Puce is purple, sir. - Oh, that's fine. 628 00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:21,901 Then paint the office puce. 629 00:30:21,935 --> 00:30:23,636 I like puce very much. 630 00:30:23,671 --> 00:30:25,338 Caruso liked puce. 631 00:30:25,372 --> 00:30:28,141 Let's see what else we got. 632 00:30:30,711 --> 00:30:32,445 Baxter came around again. 633 00:30:32,479 --> 00:30:33,946 That's Scarlett Jones. 634 00:30:33,981 --> 00:30:35,748 He's asking even more questions. 635 00:30:35,783 --> 00:30:39,018 Baby, baby, you worry too much, girl. 636 00:30:39,053 --> 00:30:41,087 He asking about Rodney, right? 637 00:30:41,121 --> 00:30:42,989 Yeah. So far. 638 00:30:43,023 --> 00:30:45,358 That's 'cause he ain't onto us, sugar. 639 00:30:45,392 --> 00:30:46,659 And he ain't never gonna be. 640 00:30:46,694 --> 00:30:47,927 What the hell were we thinking 641 00:30:47,961 --> 00:30:49,662 being out so close to that club? 642 00:30:49,697 --> 00:30:51,130 Now he's got that photograph. 643 00:30:51,165 --> 00:30:53,466 He's probably already made copies. 644 00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:56,969 - Oh, baby, baby. - Myles, Myles, are you listening to me? 645 00:30:57,004 --> 00:30:59,872 Holy cow. 646 00:30:59,907 --> 00:31:02,375 The mobster's moll was having an affair 647 00:31:02,409 --> 00:31:04,711 with the cocoa crooner. 648 00:31:07,603 --> 00:31:10,171 This problem of ours isn't gonna go away on its own, sugar. 649 00:31:10,205 --> 00:31:11,839 I smell what you're cooking now, jellybean, 650 00:31:11,874 --> 00:31:14,408 but I can't get caught with my cat in the cradle. 651 00:31:14,943 --> 00:31:17,077 Just slip me your keys at the club tonight. 652 00:31:17,112 --> 00:31:18,312 I'll take care of it like I take care 653 00:31:18,346 --> 00:31:19,380 of everything else around here. 654 00:31:21,976 --> 00:31:23,276 I can't believe it. 655 00:31:23,311 --> 00:31:24,611 While trying to uncover corruption 656 00:31:24,646 --> 00:31:26,279 within the SBPD, Archie stumbled 657 00:31:26,314 --> 00:31:28,382 upon a secret that even he wasn't prepared for. 658 00:31:28,416 --> 00:31:30,917 Caruso's lady was making nighttime noises 659 00:31:30,952 --> 00:31:32,119 with the cocoa crooner. 660 00:31:32,153 --> 00:31:33,954 Since when does he say cocoa? 661 00:31:33,988 --> 00:31:35,956 If Caruso got wind of the affair, he'd kill them both. 662 00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:38,191 And Scarlett knew that Archie had a picture 663 00:31:38,226 --> 00:31:41,194 proving that their hands were both up in the cookie jar. 664 00:31:41,229 --> 00:31:43,196 He's in some kind of zone. 665 00:31:43,231 --> 00:31:47,067 Scarlett Jones drugged Archie. 666 00:31:49,671 --> 00:31:51,738 She tailed him out of the Limelighter, 667 00:31:51,773 --> 00:31:53,940 knowing that his faculties were significantly compromised. 668 00:31:58,179 --> 00:32:00,547 And then like a lady blonde she-viper, 669 00:32:00,581 --> 00:32:03,183 she struck when he was at his most vulnerable. 670 00:32:17,865 --> 00:32:20,600 Into a watery grave he went. 671 00:32:23,271 --> 00:32:24,438 Watery grave's a nice flourish. 672 00:32:24,472 --> 00:32:26,573 It's decent at best. 673 00:32:26,607 --> 00:32:28,909 Sure, maybe Archie Baxter ended up being partially eaten 674 00:32:28,943 --> 00:32:31,244 by freshwater eels, but it wasn't two weeks later 675 00:32:31,279 --> 00:32:33,847 that Chief Olson Watt used your Uncle's findings 676 00:32:33,881 --> 00:32:37,317 as the basis to call in the Feds who then swept organized crime 677 00:32:37,351 --> 00:32:38,985 out of our beloved Santa Barbara for good. 678 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:41,121 Why didn't Watt tell anyone the truth? 679 00:32:41,155 --> 00:32:42,355 Well, when the Feds took over the investigation, 680 00:32:42,390 --> 00:32:44,157 they put a gag order on Watt. 681 00:32:44,192 --> 00:32:47,194 He gave his testimony in court, but that was all he could do. 682 00:32:47,318 --> 00:32:49,286 I'm sure it was very difficult for him. 683 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,587 He died not long after the court case. 684 00:32:50,621 --> 00:32:51,955 Yeah. 685 00:32:51,989 --> 00:32:53,690 I'm sure it haunts him in his grave. 686 00:32:53,724 --> 00:32:55,458 I think we're digressing here. 687 00:32:55,493 --> 00:32:56,526 - What's happening right now? - Watt's emotions? 688 00:32:56,561 --> 00:32:57,527 No one cares. 689 00:32:57,562 --> 00:32:59,095 As I was saying, Tom, 690 00:32:59,130 --> 00:33:01,031 I'm a scratch golfer, and you're welcome 691 00:33:01,065 --> 00:33:03,033 to take the Tesla for a spin anytime. 692 00:33:03,067 --> 00:33:04,768 Save it, Jim. We're finished here, okay? 693 00:33:04,802 --> 00:33:07,304 Crap. 694 00:33:07,338 --> 00:33:09,272 Lassiter, 695 00:33:09,307 --> 00:33:10,707 I want to see you in my office first thing in the morning. 696 00:33:10,741 --> 00:33:12,542 We have much to discuss. 697 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,447 I won't mince words, Detective. 698 00:33:17,481 --> 00:33:18,949 I didn't think you had the stones. 699 00:33:18,983 --> 00:33:20,417 Sure, you have an admirable record, 700 00:33:20,451 --> 00:33:22,012 and you've been here forever and a day, 701 00:33:22,019 --> 00:33:23,887 but I was looking for that certain "it" factor, 702 00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:25,956 which you simply haven't exuded. 703 00:33:25,990 --> 00:33:28,792 Ever. Until yesterday. 704 00:33:28,926 --> 00:33:30,427 Sure, you were pulling most of your leads 705 00:33:30,461 --> 00:33:31,995 straight out of your rumpus, 706 00:33:32,029 --> 00:33:34,230 but once the smoke cleared, you brought me 707 00:33:34,265 --> 00:33:35,732 and what's left of my crappy family 708 00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:38,401 some much needed and serious closure. 709 00:33:38,436 --> 00:33:39,836 For that, I'm... 710 00:33:39,870 --> 00:33:42,739 well, just color me grateful. 711 00:33:42,773 --> 00:33:46,943 Please, Detective Lassiter, 712 00:33:46,978 --> 00:33:51,081 have some lemon water. 713 00:33:51,115 --> 00:33:53,049 Thank you, sir. I was just doing my job. 714 00:33:53,084 --> 00:33:56,252 And you'll be happy to know that that scaly temptress 715 00:33:56,287 --> 00:33:57,620 Scarlett Jones will be prosecuted 716 00:33:57,655 --> 00:33:59,956 to the fullest extent of the law. 717 00:33:59,991 --> 00:34:01,124 Great. 718 00:34:01,158 --> 00:34:02,926 So let's get on with it. 719 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,562 You're my new chief. Congrats. 720 00:34:05,596 --> 00:34:08,164 And don't get cocky on me. 721 00:34:10,234 --> 00:34:12,302 Thank you, sir. 722 00:34:12,336 --> 00:34:14,971 You have no idea how much this means to me. 723 00:34:15,006 --> 00:34:16,539 - Oh, I think I do. - And I can assure you, 724 00:34:16,574 --> 00:34:18,408 with the team I've already assembled on paper, 725 00:34:18,442 --> 00:34:19,876 - the future of this city... - Easy there, tiger. 726 00:34:19,910 --> 00:34:21,911 I haven't finished laying the land. 727 00:34:21,946 --> 00:34:23,780 Have a seat. 728 00:34:23,814 --> 00:34:25,915 There are conditions. 729 00:34:25,950 --> 00:34:28,385 And believe you me, these conditions are in place 730 00:34:28,419 --> 00:34:30,954 for your own damn good. 731 00:34:52,700 --> 00:34:54,601 Afternoon, O'Hara. 732 00:34:54,635 --> 00:34:58,304 Good afternoon, Chief. 733 00:35:04,745 --> 00:35:07,580 That was quite an entrance. 734 00:35:07,615 --> 00:35:12,352 That was unexpected, but not unappreciated. 735 00:35:12,386 --> 00:35:14,854 You have long since earned their respect and admiration, 736 00:35:14,889 --> 00:35:16,623 just in case you were wondering. 737 00:35:16,657 --> 00:35:19,926 - Thanks. - So how does it feel? 738 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:23,296 And why aren't you at your desk? 739 00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:25,532 In your chair? 740 00:35:25,566 --> 00:35:27,300 Come on, let's do this. 741 00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:29,769 All right, all right, all right. 742 00:35:29,803 --> 00:35:33,373 All right. 743 00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:44,150 - Lassiter. - Ahem. 744 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:45,318 Chief Lassiter. 745 00:35:46,487 --> 00:35:48,054 All right, all right. 746 00:35:48,088 --> 00:35:51,558 I admit it feels pretty good. 747 00:35:51,592 --> 00:35:53,626 Oh, pretty good? Well, try again. 748 00:35:55,663 --> 00:35:58,898 Feels like a damn bureaucratic screw job, 749 00:35:58,933 --> 00:36:00,133 is what it feels like. 750 00:36:00,167 --> 00:36:05,305 Dedicate your entire life to one thing that really matters. 751 00:36:05,339 --> 00:36:07,607 Then they tell you you've got to... 752 00:36:07,641 --> 00:36:09,601 Carlton, you want to tell me what's going on here? 753 00:36:09,610 --> 00:36:11,244 'Cause you're kind of freaking me out a little. 754 00:36:11,278 --> 00:36:13,513 It's no good, O'Hara. 755 00:36:13,547 --> 00:36:15,949 I can't sit behind that desk and pretend that I don't want 756 00:36:15,983 --> 00:36:19,085 to be out there with you watching each other's backs 757 00:36:19,119 --> 00:36:22,455 and raiding some psychopath's den of death. 758 00:36:22,489 --> 00:36:24,924 - Carlton! - I said it's no good. 759 00:36:24,959 --> 00:36:26,426 It's your lifelong dream. 760 00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:29,028 You read your mother her Miranda rights 761 00:36:29,063 --> 00:36:31,297 at seven years old for parking in a loading zone. 762 00:36:31,332 --> 00:36:32,966 Do you remember telling me that? 763 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,767 Now you can't tell me that you're actually 764 00:36:34,802 --> 00:36:37,870 getting cold feet about accepting your birthright. 765 00:36:37,905 --> 00:36:41,207 Swagerty won't let me keep you. 766 00:36:42,810 --> 00:36:44,777 I see. 767 00:36:44,812 --> 00:36:46,679 Self-righteous son of a bitch is flanking me 768 00:36:46,714 --> 00:36:48,715 with all his own people. 769 00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:50,883 Like I need propping up. Says it's for my own good, 770 00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:56,189 that I lack experience in an executive capacity. 771 00:36:56,223 --> 00:36:59,359 He told me to take it or leave it. 772 00:36:59,393 --> 00:37:01,327 You're gonna be transferred. 773 00:37:01,362 --> 00:37:02,862 There's nothing I can do about it. 774 00:37:02,896 --> 00:37:05,832 You're still the chief of police. 775 00:37:05,866 --> 00:37:08,001 What's it worth? You've never left me out there, 776 00:37:08,035 --> 00:37:09,235 not for one day. 777 00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:11,304 You know you have to do this. 778 00:37:11,338 --> 00:37:13,906 No, I don't. You're still my subordinate, 779 00:37:13,941 --> 00:37:15,074 so you listen to me. 780 00:37:15,109 --> 00:37:17,310 We have spent eight long years 781 00:37:17,344 --> 00:37:19,045 putting our lives in each other's hands. 782 00:37:19,079 --> 00:37:21,814 I have watched you fight. I have watched you almost die. 783 00:37:21,849 --> 00:37:23,549 But you didn't let me. 784 00:37:23,584 --> 00:37:27,387 That's a two-way street. 785 00:37:27,421 --> 00:37:30,556 I never would have gotten here without you. 786 00:37:30,591 --> 00:37:33,226 You've been so much more than a partner. 787 00:37:33,260 --> 00:37:36,262 You're my confidante. 788 00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:42,669 You've showed me immeasurable patience and loyalty. 789 00:37:42,703 --> 00:37:47,006 You are very important to me, Juliet, and I don't always 790 00:37:47,041 --> 00:37:51,778 do a really great job of letting you know that. 791 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:55,081 So I'm telling you now. 792 00:37:55,115 --> 00:37:57,016 And you deserve to be this department's head detective 793 00:37:57,051 --> 00:37:59,118 just as much as I deserve to be its chief. 794 00:37:59,153 --> 00:38:03,222 And I'm not going to do that without you. 795 00:38:03,257 --> 00:38:06,726 So I've made my decision. 796 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,128 Me too. 797 00:38:09,163 --> 00:38:12,965 You inspire me, partner. Always have. 798 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,135 You have believed in me since day one. 799 00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:19,605 You have given me courage and strength 800 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,574 and taught me accountability 801 00:38:21,608 --> 00:38:24,210 and how to ration my ammo in the event of a nuclear holocaust. 802 00:38:24,244 --> 00:38:25,878 You're welcome for that. 803 00:38:25,913 --> 00:38:28,715 You have a family to think about now. 804 00:38:28,749 --> 00:38:31,818 It's time to turn the page, Carlton. 805 00:38:31,852 --> 00:38:34,153 And you know what, just knowing you would make 806 00:38:34,188 --> 00:38:35,955 that sacrifice for me gives me... 807 00:38:37,825 --> 00:38:39,759 All the clarity I need. 808 00:38:39,793 --> 00:38:41,728 What the hell are you talking about? 809 00:38:41,762 --> 00:38:45,398 Everything happens for a reason. 810 00:38:45,432 --> 00:38:49,135 I'm going with Karen. 811 00:38:49,169 --> 00:38:53,439 And you are gonna be chief. 812 00:38:53,474 --> 00:38:57,009 And it is all gonna be okay. 813 00:39:09,613 --> 00:39:11,681 Obviously you have to go, and I understand that. 814 00:39:11,716 --> 00:39:14,351 You have to go, so, you know, we're gonna do 815 00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:17,253 - whatever it takes. - Will we? 816 00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:19,823 Maybe you don't come to San Francisco right away. 817 00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:21,925 You know, maybe you stay here and... 818 00:39:21,959 --> 00:39:24,327 and sort out stuff. 819 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,496 You know, I'll need to get settled anyway, 820 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:28,365 and it's just five hours up the interstate, so... 821 00:39:28,399 --> 00:39:29,833 You can say that again. 822 00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:31,267 It barely qualifies as long-distance. 823 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:32,769 I mean, let's be real. 824 00:39:32,803 --> 00:39:34,437 I could run to you in, like, half a day. 825 00:39:34,472 --> 00:39:36,172 Well, I mean, maybe if you were a train. 826 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:38,875 Well, you should never underestimate my caboose. 827 00:39:38,909 --> 00:39:43,380 You know what? 828 00:39:43,414 --> 00:39:44,547 Why don't you stay here tomorrow? 829 00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:46,449 - What? - I'll drive myself. 830 00:39:46,484 --> 00:39:48,284 - Oh, come on. No way. - You sleep in. Yes way. 831 00:39:48,319 --> 00:39:50,120 Shawn, I just thrust this on you 832 00:39:50,154 --> 00:39:52,889 without even considering your situation. 833 00:39:52,923 --> 00:39:54,491 I mean, we haven't even talked about your dad. 834 00:39:54,525 --> 00:39:56,559 But he'll be fine. He has a TV. 835 00:39:56,594 --> 00:40:00,463 I want you to come to San Francisco, I do. 836 00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:02,132 When you're ready. Okay? 837 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:05,135 Come when you're ready. That is fair, right? 838 00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:06,703 And reasonable? That's reasonable? 839 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,238 Can you feel me being reasonable? 840 00:40:08,272 --> 00:40:11,174 Because I am kind of freaking out right now. 841 00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:12,976 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Come over here. 842 00:40:13,010 --> 00:40:15,979 Come lay next to my body right here. 843 00:40:16,013 --> 00:40:18,915 Put the rest of your gray pantsuits in the bag, 844 00:40:18,949 --> 00:40:19,983 and then come lay down. 845 00:40:20,017 --> 00:40:21,351 They're not all gray. 846 00:40:21,385 --> 00:40:24,187 They are mostly gray, and they're money, and I love them. 847 00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:26,556 And I always have. And I love you. 848 00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:44,240 Oh, the alarm is gonna go off so early. 849 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:47,844 There's 0% chance that I'm gonna hear that, 850 00:40:47,878 --> 00:40:49,879 so you have to shake me hard, you know. 851 00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:52,282 - Okay. - And I'll help you carry 852 00:40:52,316 --> 00:40:53,917 - your stuff down. - Okay. 853 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:57,353 That bag in the corner is, like, 700 pounds. 854 00:40:57,388 --> 00:40:58,922 It's gonna be 4:30, Shawn. 855 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:02,392 Gonna have to play that by ear. 856 00:41:09,834 --> 00:41:12,969 We're gonna do whatever it takes. 857 00:41:14,572 --> 00:41:17,107 Okay. 858 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:20,477 Whatever it takes. 859 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,586 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -