1 00:00:03,486 --> 00:00:04,986 You, as a jury, 2 00:00:05,554 --> 00:00:08,723 have the responsibility to bring justice. 3 00:00:08,790 --> 00:00:11,008 But I'm gonna make it very easy on you 4 00:00:11,093 --> 00:00:13,561 because the prosecution will prove... 5 00:00:13,628 --> 00:00:16,230 No, Shawn, I'm not nervous to testify. 6 00:00:16,298 --> 00:00:18,482 You just gotta get up there and tell the truth. 7 00:00:18,567 --> 00:00:20,268 The jury is not just one thing. 8 00:00:20,319 --> 00:00:21,769 It's 12 individuals 9 00:00:21,820 --> 00:00:23,654 who each bring their own unique perspective 10 00:00:23,739 --> 00:00:25,573 into the courtroom. 11 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,326 It's the lawyer's job to read that perspective. 12 00:00:28,410 --> 00:00:30,111 For instance, 13 00:00:30,162 --> 00:00:33,497 what do you notice about juror number three's shirt? 14 00:00:37,819 --> 00:00:39,503 He's got a hole in his collar, 15 00:00:39,588 --> 00:00:42,340 and it's buttoned all wrong. 16 00:00:42,424 --> 00:00:44,158 Would mommy ever let you leave the house looking like that? 17 00:00:44,209 --> 00:00:47,295 Course not. 18 00:00:47,346 --> 00:00:49,680 So that tells me that this guy is single, 19 00:00:49,765 --> 00:00:51,966 which is gonna influence the way he thinks about the defendant 20 00:00:52,017 --> 00:00:54,552 because she's a young, attractive woman. 21 00:00:54,636 --> 00:00:56,437 You got it? 22 00:00:56,504 --> 00:01:00,524 Hey, come on. Concentrate, Shawn. 23 00:01:00,609 --> 00:01:02,560 One day you're gonna make me proud 24 00:01:02,644 --> 00:01:06,013 walking up the steps of this courthouse. 25 00:01:14,022 --> 00:01:16,073 They impounded my motorcycle, Gus. 26 00:01:16,158 --> 00:01:17,491 That's what they did. 27 00:01:27,869 --> 00:01:29,754 - What are you staring at? - The future, Shawn. 28 00:01:29,838 --> 00:01:32,173 I have a personal GPS system in my phone. 29 00:01:32,224 --> 00:01:34,508 It's like I'm starring in my own spy movie. 30 00:01:34,559 --> 00:01:36,510 Oh, you were, until you got recast. 31 00:01:36,561 --> 00:01:38,346 - What? - Oh, God, no one told you? 32 00:01:38,397 --> 00:01:39,930 - What are you talking about? - From here on out, 33 00:01:40,015 --> 00:01:42,483 you're gonna be played by Billy Bob Thornton. 34 00:01:42,550 --> 00:01:44,402 Why would Billy Bob Thornton be the choice to play me? 35 00:01:44,486 --> 00:01:45,936 He shouldn't be. 36 00:01:46,021 --> 00:01:47,238 But he also shouldn't have been the choice 37 00:01:47,322 --> 00:01:48,643 to replace Matthau as Buttermaker 38 00:01:48,657 --> 00:01:49,857 in the Bad News Bears remake. 39 00:01:49,908 --> 00:01:51,409 But that happened, didn't it, Gus? 40 00:01:51,493 --> 00:01:54,228 I hate remakes. 41 00:01:54,279 --> 00:01:55,830 It's infuriating, Gus. 42 00:01:55,897 --> 00:01:56,914 You don't remake The Dukes of Hazzard. 43 00:01:56,998 --> 00:01:58,616 The whole point of a remake 44 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:00,368 is to choose something that showed serious promise 45 00:02:00,419 --> 00:02:02,002 but failed to live up to expectations. 46 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:03,237 I mean, that's the magic of movies. 47 00:02:03,288 --> 00:02:04,789 Oh, I feel you. They added 48 00:02:04,873 --> 00:02:06,714 all those new characters that were super broad. 49 00:02:06,758 --> 00:02:08,459 The whole subplot with the race car driver. 50 00:02:08,543 --> 00:02:10,411 - He was terrible. - It was cartoonish. 51 00:02:10,462 --> 00:02:12,179 That's weird, it says we're in front of Whiffle Waffles 52 00:02:12,247 --> 00:02:13,514 on Harbor Ave. 53 00:02:13,581 --> 00:02:17,751 Hold the syrup, who is that? 54 00:02:17,803 --> 00:02:19,136 - Relax. No. - Wait, wait. 55 00:02:19,221 --> 00:02:21,088 This is gonna be money. This is money. 56 00:02:21,139 --> 00:02:23,140 Hi there. My name is Shawn Spencer. 57 00:02:23,225 --> 00:02:24,525 This is my partner Robert Jones, 58 00:02:24,592 --> 00:02:27,812 but you may call him Bob. 59 00:02:27,896 --> 00:02:29,596 We would like to cast you in the remake of his life. 60 00:02:29,648 --> 00:02:31,065 Don't pay him any mind. 61 00:02:31,116 --> 00:02:33,150 My name is Burton Guster. Hello. 62 00:02:33,235 --> 00:02:34,702 Do you by chance know 63 00:02:34,769 --> 00:02:35,769 where the parking ticket payment window is? 64 00:02:35,821 --> 00:02:36,937 You poor thing. 65 00:02:36,988 --> 00:02:38,406 Yeah, I do, actually. 66 00:02:38,457 --> 00:02:39,824 It's down the hall to your left, 67 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,268 then you're gonna make another left, 68 00:02:41,293 --> 00:02:42,576 and then left again at the double doors. 69 00:02:42,627 --> 00:02:44,027 Thank you again for your kindness. 70 00:02:44,079 --> 00:02:46,747 "So shines a good deed in a weary world." 71 00:02:46,798 --> 00:02:49,216 Aww, Willy Wonka. One of my favorites. 72 00:02:49,284 --> 00:02:50,551 "Snozzberry? 73 00:02:50,618 --> 00:02:52,420 Who's ever heard of a snozzberry?" 74 00:02:52,471 --> 00:02:53,637 "We are the music makers, 75 00:02:53,722 --> 00:02:55,589 and we are the dreamers of the dreams." 76 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,258 I can't believe they remade it. 77 00:02:57,309 --> 00:02:59,009 - That's what I'm talking about. - Hey, sorry. 78 00:02:59,094 --> 00:03:00,511 - It's time for us to go. - Okay. 79 00:03:00,595 --> 00:03:02,480 By the way, have you seen my notebook? 80 00:03:02,564 --> 00:03:04,598 It's a big, blue thing. It has all my notes in it. 81 00:03:04,649 --> 00:03:06,434 No. All right, well, um, 82 00:03:06,485 --> 00:03:07,968 it was really nice to meet you guys. 83 00:03:08,019 --> 00:03:09,186 Good luck with the tickets. 84 00:03:09,271 --> 00:03:10,938 Yeah. We should go. 85 00:03:10,989 --> 00:03:12,440 And so she walked out of our lives 86 00:03:12,491 --> 00:03:14,808 forever. 87 00:03:23,251 --> 00:03:24,618 Congratulations. 88 00:03:24,669 --> 00:03:26,487 You are now a full-fledged fugitive. 89 00:03:26,538 --> 00:03:28,756 Come on, man, you're the one that put waffles into my head. 90 00:03:28,823 --> 00:03:30,491 Besides, I hardly think the court system 91 00:03:30,542 --> 00:03:32,259 expected me to wait in line that long. 92 00:03:32,327 --> 00:03:33,648 That's exactly what they expected. 93 00:03:35,163 --> 00:03:37,548 Good morning, Connie. Good morning, Morty. 94 00:03:37,632 --> 00:03:39,967 Hey! Sun Up Santa Barbara. 95 00:03:40,018 --> 00:03:41,435 I'm Morty Camp, 96 00:03:41,503 --> 00:03:42,636 and this sitting here right next to me 97 00:03:42,687 --> 00:03:44,972 is my lovely wife Connie Camp. 98 00:03:46,525 --> 00:03:47,975 - Oh, Morty. - Am I right? 99 00:03:48,026 --> 00:03:48,893 - Oh, come on. - This guy knows I'm right. 100 00:03:48,977 --> 00:03:51,111 Man, you are so irascible. 101 00:03:51,179 --> 00:03:52,897 Oh, I can't help it. 102 00:03:52,981 --> 00:03:55,616 You know, 15 years of marriage, and I'm still smitten. 103 00:03:55,683 --> 00:03:57,234 I would take you over Kelly Ripa 104 00:03:57,319 --> 00:04:00,020 any day of the week and not just the weekdays. 105 00:04:00,071 --> 00:04:02,122 That kind of love is beautiful, Shawn. 106 00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:04,658 - I wish I had what he has. - Well, Connie... 107 00:04:04,709 --> 00:04:06,860 roving reporter Ruben Leonard will be on location 108 00:04:06,912 --> 00:04:08,963 with a veterinarian, 109 00:04:09,030 --> 00:04:12,166 who designs cosmetic testicles 110 00:04:12,217 --> 00:04:14,001 for neutered dogs. 111 00:04:14,052 --> 00:04:15,536 Restoring their dognity. 112 00:04:15,587 --> 00:04:16,971 And on a more dour note, 113 00:04:17,038 --> 00:04:19,173 one of our very own KRXJ family, 114 00:04:19,224 --> 00:04:21,342 weatherman Jackson Hale 115 00:04:21,393 --> 00:04:23,561 was attacked right here at the station last month 116 00:04:23,645 --> 00:04:26,013 and sadly died from those injuries. 117 00:04:26,064 --> 00:04:28,399 Just a horrible, shocking tragedy. 118 00:04:28,483 --> 00:04:31,485 So, so shocking. He was such a good man. 119 00:04:31,553 --> 00:04:33,053 - The best. - And, Morty, 120 00:04:33,104 --> 00:04:34,721 - he was so very handsome. - Oh, what a true Adonis. 121 00:04:34,773 --> 00:04:36,607 - What a head of hair on that guy. - Yeah. 122 00:04:36,691 --> 00:04:38,225 Well, we'll be bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage 123 00:04:38,276 --> 00:04:40,227 of the trial of his accused murderer. 124 00:04:40,278 --> 00:04:41,579 Now, as promised, 125 00:04:41,663 --> 00:04:43,864 we take you live to the courthouse steps 126 00:04:43,915 --> 00:04:46,200 for a press conference already in progress. 127 00:04:46,251 --> 00:04:48,002 Logan Phelps for the prosecution. 128 00:04:48,069 --> 00:04:50,237 Sandra Panitch went with Jackson Hale 129 00:04:50,288 --> 00:04:51,789 to the Channel 8 News Studio, 130 00:04:51,873 --> 00:04:53,907 engaged in sexual relations, 131 00:04:53,959 --> 00:04:55,793 then stabbed him in the heart with a knife. 132 00:04:55,877 --> 00:04:57,757 Hey, that's the girl we met in the hallway today 133 00:04:57,796 --> 00:04:58,929 that flirted with me. 134 00:04:59,014 --> 00:05:00,414 It is. 135 00:05:00,465 --> 00:05:02,633 Hello there. My name is Shawn Spencer. 136 00:05:02,717 --> 00:05:04,018 This is my partner Robert Jones. 137 00:05:04,085 --> 00:05:05,469 A killer though? Her? 138 00:05:05,554 --> 00:05:06,804 Adam Hornstock. 139 00:05:06,888 --> 00:05:08,589 Attorney for the defense. 140 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,975 Sandra Panitch has never been arrested 141 00:05:11,059 --> 00:05:12,610 for a crime in her life. 142 00:05:12,694 --> 00:05:14,761 She is a preschool teacher 143 00:05:14,813 --> 00:05:17,764 and spends most of her time baking for the... 144 00:05:17,816 --> 00:05:19,933 She's preschool teacher. 145 00:05:19,985 --> 00:05:21,402 - For the... - Who bakes. 146 00:05:21,453 --> 00:05:23,153 - For the... - She's a bake lady, Gus. 147 00:05:23,238 --> 00:05:24,455 - Wow. - For the... 148 00:05:24,539 --> 00:05:25,939 Look at this poor guy. 149 00:05:25,991 --> 00:05:28,108 Assistant league. Assistance league. 150 00:05:28,159 --> 00:05:29,877 Have you seen my notebook by the way? 151 00:05:29,944 --> 00:05:31,545 It's a big, blue thing. It's got all my notes in it. 152 00:05:31,586 --> 00:05:33,106 Handkerchief in his left breast pocket. 153 00:05:33,131 --> 00:05:34,999 It's not decorative. 154 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:37,384 It's used for dabbing sweat... and a lot of it. 155 00:05:37,452 --> 00:05:40,838 Nervous, discombobulated, unorganized. 156 00:05:40,922 --> 00:05:44,425 Adam Hornstock may not know it yet, 157 00:05:44,476 --> 00:05:45,809 but he needs us. 158 00:05:47,178 --> 00:05:49,146 Objection! 159 00:05:51,433 --> 00:05:53,067 Excuse me. Who are these guys? 160 00:05:53,134 --> 00:05:55,319 And why are you in my courtroom? 161 00:05:55,403 --> 00:05:57,688 I'm here to pay a parking ticket, your majesty, 162 00:05:57,772 --> 00:05:59,690 and we are also here as consultants 163 00:05:59,774 --> 00:06:01,859 for the defense. 164 00:06:01,943 --> 00:06:05,279 Legal consultants? 165 00:06:24,015 --> 00:06:28,849 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 166 00:06:30,027 --> 00:06:32,128 - Who are you guys? - I just met them this morning. 167 00:06:32,179 --> 00:06:33,019 Name's Shawn Spencer, 168 00:06:33,065 --> 00:06:34,395 just set up a psychic detective shingle. 169 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:35,995 Don't have business cards yet, but we're here to help. 170 00:06:36,115 --> 00:06:37,945 Help? Why is your arm around my shoulder? 171 00:06:38,058 --> 00:06:39,747 - That's really weird. - That's fair, you're right. 172 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:40,709 Gus. 173 00:06:40,931 --> 00:06:42,411 Is your friend hitting on my client? 174 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:43,853 Not successfully. 175 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,072 Mr. Hornstock, would you like to explain 176 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,608 who these miscreants are? 177 00:06:48,692 --> 00:06:51,861 Oh, yes, I would, your honor. More than anything in the world. 178 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,279 But may I have a moment? 179 00:06:53,363 --> 00:06:55,615 For your sake, that's a good idea. 180 00:06:55,699 --> 00:06:57,617 Five-minute recess. 181 00:06:59,402 --> 00:07:01,537 Recess? That's odd. Okay. 182 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,539 Hey, Phelps! You a hopscotch man? 183 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,675 Oh, Hornstock, you hired babysitters. 184 00:07:05,742 --> 00:07:07,093 Doesn't matter. 185 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,578 You're losing this case either way. 186 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:10,913 Okay, seriously, did my dad hire you guys? 187 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,548 My brother? 188 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,183 I knew they didn't think I could handle this. 189 00:07:14,251 --> 00:07:16,018 - They don't believe in me. - Adam, Adam, Adam. 190 00:07:16,086 --> 00:07:18,971 I'm Burton Guster, and I'm a legal expert of sorts. 191 00:07:19,056 --> 00:07:20,857 - You're a lawyer. - Almost a lawyer. 192 00:07:20,924 --> 00:07:22,475 I was on an early track to become one. 193 00:07:22,559 --> 00:07:24,193 In the sixth grade. 194 00:07:24,261 --> 00:07:26,221 Plus, I've seen every courtroom drama ever made. 195 00:07:26,263 --> 00:07:28,097 That's true, he's like Debra Winger in Legal Eagles. 196 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,108 I'm Glenn Close in Jagged Edge, and you know it. 197 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,151 I like both those movies. 198 00:07:32,236 --> 00:07:34,287 Look, I can't hire you guys. I don't have the authority. 199 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:36,789 I have zero power. I don't even have my own office. 200 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:38,241 Don't I have the authority? 201 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:39,709 Don't worry about that. 202 00:07:39,776 --> 00:07:40,993 We're doing this one pro bono. 203 00:07:41,078 --> 00:07:42,545 We are both professional bonos. 204 00:07:42,612 --> 00:07:44,046 What? 205 00:07:44,114 --> 00:07:45,214 Just give me one witness, Hornstock. 206 00:07:45,282 --> 00:07:47,283 One witness! 207 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,085 Your honor, we'd like to call 208 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,470 our independent expert pathologist from Los Angeles 209 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:53,422 Woodrow Juniper Strode. 210 00:07:58,312 --> 00:08:00,296 Dr. Strode. 211 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:01,681 You are a board-certified pathologist. 212 00:08:01,765 --> 00:08:03,900 - Is that correct? - I am. 213 00:08:03,967 --> 00:08:05,852 And did you examine the body of Jackson Hale 214 00:08:05,896 --> 00:08:07,017 on the evening of his death? 215 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,237 And please do answer honestly. 216 00:08:08,305 --> 00:08:09,939 - You are under oath. - I did. 217 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,574 And that evening, 218 00:08:11,641 --> 00:08:13,109 I ate an old-school Salisbury steak TV dinner, 219 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,410 but I ate the brownie first. 220 00:08:14,477 --> 00:08:16,112 I know that was wrong. 221 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,980 This is your expert pathologist? 222 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,615 I'm only being honest. 223 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,367 I don't know if you heard, I'm under oath. 224 00:08:21,451 --> 00:08:23,419 Yes or no, doctor? Please! 225 00:08:23,486 --> 00:08:25,338 - Yes. - Dr. Strode, 226 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:26,873 what did you observe on the body... 227 00:08:26,957 --> 00:08:28,624 Oh. 228 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,460 I don't think juror number five likes you at all. 229 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,964 She doesn't like me? 230 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,666 Oh, it's the tie. 231 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,602 What's wrong with my tie? 232 00:08:39,669 --> 00:08:42,338 Well, it's a little bit... 233 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:43,672 It's... 234 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:47,843 - Weigh in here, Gus. - I'm not doing that, Shawn. 235 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,395 - Come on, just tell him. - I'm not doing it. 236 00:08:49,479 --> 00:08:50,313 Look at the tie, and tell him what you think. 237 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,149 - Gus, give me your tie. - What? 238 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,901 - I feel like it's important... - This is my tie. 239 00:08:54,985 --> 00:08:56,745 This woman's life is hanging on a balance... 240 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:58,321 - It's my tie. - You see that... 241 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,992 Your honor? 242 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,693 Objection! 243 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:07,546 - Irrelevant and inadmissible. - Sustained. 244 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:09,531 - Really? - Yes, really. 245 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,500 You wanna argue with me? 246 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,502 Oh, you guys are really good at this. 247 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,137 The tie is working. 248 00:09:15,205 --> 00:09:16,685 Maybe we really have a shot at this. 249 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,174 You guys... 250 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:21,394 we have a bona fide defense team now. 251 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:24,189 Hey, Detective Lassiter. 252 00:09:24,214 --> 00:09:27,149 And hello, Junior Detective... 253 00:09:27,217 --> 00:09:30,186 O'Hara. 254 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,988 What are you guys doing in the courthouse? 255 00:09:32,016 --> 00:09:34,416 Detective Lassiter and I made the arrest of Sandra Panitch. 256 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,242 - What are you staring at? - Your clavicle. 257 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,661 - I'm here because it's my case. - It's also our case. 258 00:09:38,728 --> 00:09:41,497 We just signed on to be legal consultants to the defense. 259 00:09:41,564 --> 00:09:43,165 She's innocent, we know it. 260 00:09:43,233 --> 00:09:44,667 Oh, you know. Well, that's good. 261 00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:46,118 Apparently you know more than a legal system 262 00:09:46,203 --> 00:09:47,620 that's been established for over 200 years. 263 00:09:47,704 --> 00:09:50,006 200 years? 264 00:09:50,073 --> 00:09:52,241 Do you have any idea how foolish you sound? 265 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,742 200, Gus. 266 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,846 Cavemen with ties suing dinosaurs. 267 00:09:56,913 --> 00:09:59,215 I am caveman. 268 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:02,101 - I invented wheel, not crog. - Shawn. 269 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,719 You can't possibly be this stupid. 270 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,771 Come on, detective. 271 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:10,359 Wait! 272 00:10:10,427 --> 00:10:13,529 I'm getting really strong vibes here. 273 00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:15,290 What are you doing for the next eight years? 274 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:18,117 Because I am sensing that we become very much involved. 275 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,535 You're way off on that, Shawn. 276 00:10:19,602 --> 00:10:21,153 Do we have ups and downs? 277 00:10:21,238 --> 00:10:22,604 Sure, like anyone would. 278 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,573 I can see it so clearly. 279 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:28,127 Your corn-silk hair nestled on this gentleman's shoulder, 280 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,112 right in the crook. 281 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,831 O'Hara, shake a leg! 282 00:10:31,915 --> 00:10:35,117 Never happening, Shawn. 283 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,053 Okay. 284 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,800 But you're adorable when you're in denial. 285 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,172 Do not talk to him. 286 00:10:40,257 --> 00:10:42,925 Shawn, Gus! Thank you again. 287 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,727 Oh, but now I have so much work to do. 288 00:10:44,794 --> 00:10:47,096 All these depositions and witness reports to comb over. 289 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,682 I haven't even cracked open the Ruben Leonard file. 290 00:10:49,766 --> 00:10:51,484 - Can I count on your help? - Sorry, Hornstock. 291 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,352 It's just, it's not the way we work. 292 00:10:53,437 --> 00:10:55,438 I need to touch things, taste things, and smell things. 293 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,822 Smell them? 294 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:58,324 - And Gus doesn't even read. - What? 295 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,577 We all have our strengths. 296 00:11:01,644 --> 00:11:02,695 Ours are in front of the camera. 297 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,165 We're going live in five, four... 298 00:11:10,653 --> 00:11:12,755 Okay, we are back, Santa Barbara. 299 00:11:12,822 --> 00:11:15,291 And Morty and I are cozying up on the couch 300 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,927 for one of our famous Sip n'Chat segments. 301 00:11:17,994 --> 00:11:19,378 You know, Connie, I never get sick of our theme music. 302 00:11:19,463 --> 00:11:21,263 I love it. 303 00:11:21,331 --> 00:11:24,050 Well, we are joined today by two very special guests. 304 00:11:24,134 --> 00:11:26,385 Now they have just joined the defense team 305 00:11:26,470 --> 00:11:28,354 of the Jackson Hale trial. 306 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,673 Please welcome Shawn Spencer and... 307 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,842 "Burtine Guston." 308 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,311 Welcome. 309 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,563 Thank you so much, Connie and Morty. 310 00:11:37,647 --> 00:11:39,515 Now, not to be a skeptic, 311 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,117 but I just don't think 312 00:11:41,184 --> 00:11:42,518 I've heard of a psychic detective before. 313 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:43,852 - Have you, Morty? - No, no, I have not. 314 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:44,864 - No, Connie, no. - Yeah. 315 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,455 But it seems fascinating. 316 00:11:46,523 --> 00:11:48,524 For a children's party maybe. 317 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,626 - Well, yes. - But for a murder trial? 318 00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:52,578 Shawn, I mean, listen. 319 00:11:52,662 --> 00:11:55,381 Sandra Panitch, she is facing some very serious charges, 320 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,916 and I certainly don't wanna try her 321 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,634 - in the court of public opinion. - No, no, no, no. 322 00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:00,136 But I will say this. 323 00:12:00,203 --> 00:12:01,637 Things do not look good for her. 324 00:12:01,704 --> 00:12:03,589 - No, they do not. - Right? Oh, my God. 325 00:12:03,673 --> 00:12:05,925 Not to mention the shenanigans of her attorney. 326 00:12:06,009 --> 00:12:07,259 Oh, yeah. 327 00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:08,978 - Adam... - Hornstock? Is that it? 328 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,539 Hornstock. He is an odd duck, isn't he? 329 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:11,880 - Yeah. - Isn't that right? 330 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,599 Wouldn't you say that about him? 331 00:12:13,683 --> 00:12:15,067 Yeah, I would say you two have your work cut out for you. 332 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,320 Well, don't worry, don't worry. 333 00:12:18,388 --> 00:12:21,690 I was pre-pre-pre-law. 334 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,059 Oh, Doogie Howser. 335 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,620 Well, you know, Jackson Hale was a colleague, 336 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,731 but he was also a dear friend. 337 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,333 And I think we all just want justice. 338 00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:32,928 And you know what else we want 339 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,370 is to see you guys when we come back... 340 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,738 - Hey! - After this short break. 341 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,240 And we're clear. Three minutes, everyone. 342 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,925 That is one hell of a pinkie ring. 343 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,760 - So... - Thanks. Thank you. 344 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:44,413 Shawn, I would get a huge kick 345 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,082 out of you using your psychic powers 346 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:51,387 to tell me what I am thinking right now. 347 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,754 Oh. 348 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,473 Yeah, sure, I can do that. 349 00:12:54,558 --> 00:12:55,858 There's a bit of pageantry involved, so... 350 00:12:55,925 --> 00:12:57,526 - Oh! - I'm just gonna need you to... 351 00:12:57,594 --> 00:12:58,811 - I'm not surprised. - Okay. Trust the process. 352 00:12:58,895 --> 00:13:00,062 - Okay. - Okay. 353 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,096 Well, it's a physical process. 354 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,317 And here it is. 355 00:13:05,402 --> 00:13:06,902 I think I've got it. 356 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,404 The thoughts that you're having about my partner 357 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,955 not suitable for a morning show. 358 00:13:12,186 --> 00:13:14,186 You know, I'm getting something else right now too. 359 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,744 It's pretty juicy. 360 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,580 You guys aren't even together right now. 361 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,215 - What's that about? - I don't think so. 362 00:13:19,282 --> 00:13:20,799 Morty's not even staying at the house, Gus. 363 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,585 - Yeah, he's chilling at a motel. - Really? 364 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:25,137 That can't be good, so your relationship's a sham then, 365 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,506 which means that this whole show is a sham. 366 00:13:27,591 --> 00:13:28,924 - It's a sham. Hey, get off! - Hey, come on. 367 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,176 - You get off! - Morty, hey! 368 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:31,621 - Back up, back up! - Morty, Morty! 369 00:13:31,628 --> 00:13:33,562 Yeah. 370 00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:35,598 60 seconds, everyone. 371 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,316 - Come on, get over here! - Morty. 372 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,601 - All right! - Stop! 373 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,152 All right, look. 374 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:42,438 I don't know how you figured out any of that, 375 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,240 but it is none of your business. 376 00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:46,975 Everything in the psychic realm is my business, Jack. 377 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,912 And it's true, all right? Our marriage is on the bends. 378 00:13:49,979 --> 00:13:53,315 But the network told us to keep it under wraps 379 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,700 for the sake of the show. 380 00:13:54,784 --> 00:13:56,752 There is more to it than that. 381 00:13:56,819 --> 00:13:58,287 - We're working it out. - We really are. 382 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,622 'Cause I gotta say, 383 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,173 this whole Jackson Hale murder thing 384 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,126 has just really made me appreciate the frailty of life. 385 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,095 I mean, he is out there gallivanting around 386 00:14:06,162 --> 00:14:07,546 with all these women... 387 00:14:07,631 --> 00:14:09,331 - I warned him. - It gets him killed. 388 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,349 It gets him killed. 389 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,167 Also, I don't mind saying, 390 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,686 being single in this town... 391 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,888 Is worse than death, you know? 392 00:14:15,972 --> 00:14:17,973 And I have started to come to realize 393 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,609 very, very, very recently 394 00:14:20,677 --> 00:14:24,396 that I have a man right next to me. 395 00:14:24,481 --> 00:14:28,284 - And he is just fine. - Hey, look. 396 00:14:28,351 --> 00:14:31,737 I mean, I know I'm a really good-looking newscaster, 397 00:14:31,821 --> 00:14:34,141 and I could Aaron Eckhart my way around town if I wanted... 398 00:14:34,157 --> 00:14:36,375 - Aaron Eckhart? - Well, whatever. 399 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,410 I can Jim Caviezel my way around town if I want. 400 00:14:38,495 --> 00:14:41,247 We would just appreciate if you would keep this under wraps. 401 00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:42,748 Please, for the sake of the crew morale. 402 00:14:42,832 --> 00:14:44,500 - What? - I'm sorry to interrupt. 403 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,834 Ms. Camp, your tennis lesson was changed to 5:00 P.M. today. 404 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,369 Thank you, Priscilla. 405 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,921 - Mr. Spencer... - That's me. 406 00:14:49,005 --> 00:14:52,174 And friend, I'm Priscilla Morgenstern. 407 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,892 I'm the receptionist here. 408 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,428 I was told that you would like a tour of the studio. 409 00:14:56,513 --> 00:14:57,896 Well, if you are the studio, then yes, that's correct. 410 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,515 And then we'd like to see 411 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,017 where this horrible murder took place. 412 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,602 All right, let's walk the crime. 413 00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:05,321 You're standing exactly right where it happened. 414 00:15:05,388 --> 00:15:06,722 So grisly. All right, Priscilla. 415 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,324 What am I looking at? What is this? 416 00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:11,410 This is a green screen, so we can superimpose 417 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,529 any images of the weather we would like onto it. 418 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,581 He would bring a girl back to where he does the weather? 419 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,226 Was this a typical Friday night for him? 420 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,501 I didn't really know him enough to say. 421 00:15:19,569 --> 00:15:23,422 Rumor has it he was into some pretty kinky stuff. 422 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,258 I guess some girls like a weather set and a camera. 423 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,877 Gus does the same thing, but he's the only one in the videos. 424 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,746 My typical Friday night is alone on my couch 425 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,716 eating leftover shishito peppers and watching Jericho. 426 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,268 - Really? - Follow me. 427 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,674 Guess there's a lid for every pot. 428 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,438 Yeah. 429 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,889 This is where we keep all our newscasters' offices, 430 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,524 our editing bays also. 431 00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:45,027 Several notices for cat-sitters if you need any. 432 00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:46,895 Hey, ho, ho! 433 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,981 This here is the break room? 434 00:15:49,065 --> 00:15:50,115 - Are those snacks? - May we partake? 435 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,480 Are they free? I call it first. 436 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:52,284 Just need a little something to hold me over. 437 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,269 Visitors don't get snacks. 438 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,041 This also doubles as Ruben Leonard's office. 439 00:15:56,072 --> 00:15:58,240 He is our roving human interest reporter. 440 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,209 - Oh. - Although most of his stories 441 00:16:00,276 --> 00:16:02,494 are usually neither of those things. 442 00:16:02,579 --> 00:16:05,748 Ruben is taking over as our temporary weatherman. 443 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,000 I haven't even cracked open the Ruben Leonard file. 444 00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:10,919 Priscilla, do you know where Ruben is roving 445 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,172 at this very moment? 446 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,760 Gus, this is exactly what it feels like 447 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,978 to walk on the moon if the moon was black. 448 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,014 - The moon is black, Shawn. - What? 449 00:16:22,098 --> 00:16:23,632 The moon is black, Aegeus is black, 450 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,517 and grimace is black. End of story. 451 00:16:25,602 --> 00:16:28,153 Whoa, Gus! I think that's Ruben Leonard. 452 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,605 - Is he dead? - I don't know. 453 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,274 Ruben? 454 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,910 Ruben! 455 00:16:34,977 --> 00:16:36,478 Ruben! 456 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,083 Ruben! Ruben Leonard! 457 00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:43,652 He's alive, he's alive! 458 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,705 Hoo! 459 00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:48,490 I'm good. I'm good. 460 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,958 I just have a scoliosis rod in my back, 461 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,211 so uneven surfaces are not my friend. 462 00:16:52,295 --> 00:16:54,430 Oh, okay. I see. 463 00:16:54,497 --> 00:16:56,215 Well... 464 00:16:56,299 --> 00:16:58,016 my name is Shawn Spencer. I am a psychic detective. 465 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,502 This is Gus. He's my black Cameron. 466 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,937 We are legal consultants 467 00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,522 on the Jackson Hale murder trial. 468 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,046 We'd like to ask you a few questions. 469 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,859 Oh, I'm about to go on the air live, 470 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,477 and I need to practice this, 471 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,062 so I don't look like a complete idiot. 472 00:17:10,146 --> 00:17:11,179 Do you have until 2007? 473 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:16,518 What was your relationship with Jackson Hale? 474 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,487 I admired him greatly. 475 00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:24,860 But isn't it true that you too 476 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,995 wanted to be a weatherman? 477 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,081 Oh, I love the weather, but I could never do what he did. 478 00:17:29,165 --> 00:17:31,250 So you really enjoy getting up at 4:00 A.M. 479 00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:34,136 And covering Goleta Seniors' Bakeoff and Poetry Jam? 480 00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:35,921 You know, I do, but what can I say? 481 00:17:36,005 --> 00:17:38,390 - I'm a fan of the arts. - Ruben? 482 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,341 - We're ready. - Okay. 483 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,042 Gus. 484 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,928 We got this guy. 485 00:17:43,012 --> 00:17:44,680 Hello, I'm Ruben Leonard, 486 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,882 and all these kids are jumping for charity. 487 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:47,933 Oh! 488 00:17:48,017 --> 00:17:49,551 - Oh! - Boy! 489 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,042 Connie, did you see that direct hit? 490 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,354 Ooh! 491 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,230 Your witness, Mr. Hornstock. 492 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,532 Let's go. 493 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:07,619 You going to question him or not? 494 00:18:07,704 --> 00:18:09,538 Oh, Shawn, my father's here. He's come to watch me fail. 495 00:18:11,073 --> 00:18:12,434 Wait, you don't think Ruben Leonard 496 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,709 had anything to do with the murder, do you? 497 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,210 Not really, no. 498 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,901 But if we can get one member of that jury 499 00:18:16,913 --> 00:18:18,380 to ask the same question, we're in business. 500 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,581 Start with this. 501 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,216 Mr. Leonard, 502 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,519 you are a meteorologist, aren't you? 503 00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:27,222 - I am indeed. - But not on the air. 504 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,256 No, not thus far. 505 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,926 Well, maybe that's because... 506 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,395 you don't have a meteorologist's name. 507 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,531 I don't follow. 508 00:18:35,598 --> 00:18:37,318 Well, if I was to look up the name Leonard 509 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,817 in, say, a weather glossary, 510 00:18:38,902 --> 00:18:40,702 would I see a definition? 511 00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:43,489 No, you wouldn't. Where is this going? 512 00:18:43,573 --> 00:18:45,440 Yes, Mr. Hornstock, where is this going? 513 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,108 Oh, I'm sorry, your honor, 514 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,778 it's just that every successful weatherman that I know 515 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,497 has a real weatherman's name. 516 00:18:51,581 --> 00:18:53,799 Jackson Hale, for example. 517 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,123 That isn't even his real name. 518 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,585 Precisely! 519 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,970 Have you ever considered going by the name 520 00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,972 Cumulus Jacott? 521 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,640 - That's ridiculous. - Is it though? 522 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:05,460 How about Aurora Borealis? 523 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:06,962 Humid Lazenby? 524 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,314 Frozen Diamond Doppler Dewey? 525 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,184 I'm just fine with my name. 526 00:19:12,268 --> 00:19:14,353 Hurricane Carter? 527 00:19:14,437 --> 00:19:15,354 Leif Garrett? 528 00:19:15,438 --> 00:19:17,022 How about Blizzardo? 529 00:19:17,106 --> 00:19:19,140 Or maybe Tsunami Ali? 530 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,276 Puddles Takahama! 531 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,312 Dr. Jekyll and Mr. High Tide! 532 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,748 Dick Iceluge! 533 00:19:26,816 --> 00:19:29,150 I have a degree in meteorology 534 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,253 from the University of Virginia, 535 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:35,374 and I was junior tornado watch captain for seven years. 536 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:38,159 Jackson Hale had a degree in physical education 537 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:42,497 from a junior college and a master's in grab-ass! 538 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:45,467 He was worthless! He was worthless! 539 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,936 And he was an embarrassment 540 00:19:48,004 --> 00:19:51,172 to every real meteorologist like myself, 541 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,225 and he should've been stabbed in the heart a long time ago. 542 00:19:56,813 --> 00:19:58,680 Thank you. 543 00:19:58,731 --> 00:19:59,698 Objection! 544 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:00,899 A little late for that. 545 00:20:00,984 --> 00:20:02,818 Don't you think, counselor? 546 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,620 That's the kind of confidence I'm talking about. 547 00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:06,538 We are on our way to winning this thing. 548 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,189 That was awesome! 549 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,291 What? 550 00:20:16,176 --> 00:20:17,926 First, we make nicey-nice with Rubes, 551 00:20:17,994 --> 00:20:19,762 and then we find evidence that sends him to the chair. 552 00:20:19,829 --> 00:20:20,796 Boom. 553 00:20:20,847 --> 00:20:22,831 Happy Monday, Priscilla. 554 00:20:22,882 --> 00:20:25,017 - It's Thursday. - I don't think that's true. 555 00:20:25,101 --> 00:20:27,936 Did I mention that Gus here is single and ready to mingle? 556 00:20:28,004 --> 00:20:29,671 - It's true. - Where's Ruben? 557 00:20:29,723 --> 00:20:31,106 He's about to do the weather. 558 00:20:31,174 --> 00:20:32,975 He should be on the soundstage by now. 559 00:20:33,026 --> 00:20:34,643 No, you cannot just go in there. 560 00:20:34,694 --> 00:20:36,645 It's okay. We're on-air personalities. 561 00:20:36,696 --> 00:20:39,898 Thank you! 562 00:20:53,663 --> 00:20:55,080 - Probably a buckle. - Oh, yeah. 563 00:20:55,165 --> 00:20:56,582 It's kinda heavy, it's kinda heavy. 564 00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:58,167 Doesn't wanna budge at all! 565 00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:04,590 Oh, Gus. 566 00:21:11,264 --> 00:21:12,514 "-oh" what? 567 00:21:12,565 --> 00:21:14,900 Oh, Ruben. 568 00:21:14,984 --> 00:21:16,485 Oh. 569 00:21:16,552 --> 00:21:18,220 This better be good, Spencer. 570 00:21:18,271 --> 00:21:19,655 Trust me, Lassie, this was well worth the trip. 571 00:21:19,722 --> 00:21:21,556 - Sean? - Dad? 572 00:21:21,608 --> 00:21:23,442 Get over here now. 573 00:21:23,526 --> 00:21:25,327 He's probably lost. Ha. 574 00:21:25,394 --> 00:21:27,696 Just give me one second, you guys. 575 00:21:27,747 --> 00:21:29,832 What are you doing here? 576 00:21:29,899 --> 00:21:31,283 No, what are you doing here at Sun Up Santa Barbara, 577 00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:33,085 making an ass out of yourself? 578 00:21:33,169 --> 00:21:35,037 What, do you guys think you're lawyers now? 579 00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:36,839 Yeah, minus the law degree and whatever else is required. 580 00:21:36,906 --> 00:21:39,458 Note to self, that would make a heck of a TV show. 581 00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:40,959 That is my name you're throwing around out there, 582 00:21:41,044 --> 00:21:42,261 and I've got a reputation in this town. 583 00:21:42,345 --> 00:21:43,629 Would you relax? 584 00:21:43,713 --> 00:21:45,180 We are doing whatever we have to do 585 00:21:45,248 --> 00:21:46,799 to find out who really killed Jackson Hale. 586 00:21:46,883 --> 00:21:48,133 Spencer, I don't have all day. 587 00:21:48,218 --> 00:21:50,352 I'm speaking with my maker. 588 00:21:50,419 --> 00:21:51,437 Fine. 589 00:21:51,521 --> 00:21:53,355 This is not some silly game, 590 00:21:53,422 --> 00:21:56,024 and you better not treat it like one. 591 00:21:56,092 --> 00:21:57,933 I'm doing my damnedest here to make you proud 592 00:21:57,944 --> 00:22:01,613 in as subdued and civilized manner as I know how. 593 00:22:01,698 --> 00:22:03,398 After all... 594 00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:07,369 who taught me everything I know? 595 00:22:07,436 --> 00:22:10,239 Okay, thanks. I... 596 00:22:10,290 --> 00:22:11,990 I appreciate that. 597 00:22:12,075 --> 00:22:14,159 Good talk, pop. 598 00:22:14,244 --> 00:22:16,111 Thanks for coming by. 599 00:22:16,162 --> 00:22:20,632 Psychic vision time, baby! 600 00:22:20,717 --> 00:22:22,801 I am sensing that Ruben Leonard hated Jackson Hale 601 00:22:22,886 --> 00:22:24,720 because he was an untouchable weatherman 602 00:22:24,787 --> 00:22:28,790 who liked to be touched by the la-la-la-ladies. 603 00:22:28,842 --> 00:22:31,093 Ruben knew he would never get a chance to be weatherman 604 00:22:31,144 --> 00:22:32,978 as long as Jackson was still around. 605 00:22:33,062 --> 00:22:34,302 So he decided to pay him a visit 606 00:22:34,314 --> 00:22:35,931 at the station 607 00:22:35,982 --> 00:22:38,466 on the night that he was pumpernickeling 608 00:22:38,518 --> 00:22:40,185 Sandra Panitch. 609 00:22:40,270 --> 00:22:41,937 And that... 610 00:22:41,988 --> 00:22:45,357 is when he killed him... in cold blood. 611 00:22:45,441 --> 00:22:47,943 That is edge-of-your-seat kind of stuff there, Spencer, 612 00:22:47,994 --> 00:22:50,028 but you have no evidence. 613 00:22:58,872 --> 00:23:00,589 Is that the murder weapon? 614 00:23:00,656 --> 00:23:02,324 Where's Ruben now? 615 00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:04,343 He's getting ready to do the weather. 616 00:23:04,427 --> 00:23:06,295 Crap! 617 00:23:08,515 --> 00:23:11,717 So, Santa Barbara, if you've got... 618 00:23:16,222 --> 00:23:19,775 like I was saying, if you've got, um, big plans 619 00:23:19,842 --> 00:23:22,861 this weekend, keep those fingers crossed... 620 00:23:22,946 --> 00:23:25,480 'cause rain... 621 00:23:25,532 --> 00:23:28,567 it's coming. 622 00:23:28,651 --> 00:23:30,285 Why are you looking at me like that? 623 00:23:30,353 --> 00:23:33,572 The guilt is eating him alive. 624 00:23:33,656 --> 00:23:35,791 Stop looking at me like that. 625 00:23:35,858 --> 00:23:37,826 It's all lies. 626 00:23:37,877 --> 00:23:39,294 He's gonna make a run for it. 627 00:23:39,362 --> 00:23:40,579 He can't make a run for it, can he? 628 00:23:40,663 --> 00:23:42,047 No way. I don't think so. 629 00:23:42,131 --> 00:23:43,632 I'll tell you what else is lies. 630 00:23:43,699 --> 00:23:46,501 These accusations that I killed Jackson Hale. 631 00:23:46,553 --> 00:23:47,920 Lies! 632 00:23:48,004 --> 00:23:49,671 - Should I do something? - Lies! 633 00:23:49,722 --> 00:23:51,139 What the hell are you gonna do? 634 00:23:51,207 --> 00:23:53,208 I did not kill that silver-headed man-slut. 635 00:23:53,259 --> 00:23:55,043 Sure, you didn't. 636 00:23:55,094 --> 00:23:56,762 And neither did Sandra Panitch. 637 00:23:58,881 --> 00:24:02,484 But I'll tell you... I'll tell you who did do it. 638 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,191 Oof. 639 00:24:11,077 --> 00:24:12,778 Um, we'll be right back. 640 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,993 All right, there's one thing here we know for certain. 641 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,168 This proves that Sandra isn't our killer. 642 00:24:23,219 --> 00:24:24,553 Gus is right. She's in custody. 643 00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:25,837 No way she could've poisoned Ruben. 644 00:24:25,888 --> 00:24:27,306 Slow your roll there, detective. 645 00:24:27,373 --> 00:24:28,674 We don't know that Ruben was poisoned. 646 00:24:28,725 --> 00:24:30,542 For all we know, this man died of a heart attack. 647 00:24:30,593 --> 00:24:32,928 All I know is that Jackson had a lot of girlfriends. 648 00:24:33,012 --> 00:24:35,430 Ha, and trust me, I know from experience, 649 00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:36,715 you can't keep them all happy. 650 00:24:37,883 --> 00:24:39,401 You feel me? 651 00:24:39,485 --> 00:24:41,386 Anyone? Amen. 652 00:24:44,324 --> 00:24:45,691 Gus just made us all feel very awkward, 653 00:24:45,742 --> 00:24:47,492 but he could be right. 654 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,480 Maybe we should be looking at all the other women 655 00:24:49,545 --> 00:24:50,829 that Jackson was... 656 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,081 Hi. 657 00:24:53,165 --> 00:24:57,035 Did I mention that Gus here is single and ready to mingle? 658 00:24:57,086 --> 00:24:59,087 Dude, you were dead wrong. 659 00:24:59,124 --> 00:25:00,564 We should be looking at the one woman 660 00:25:00,589 --> 00:25:02,474 - that Jackson wasn't haling on. - What? 661 00:25:02,541 --> 00:25:04,901 The one gal he wasn't playing "Pants Off, Dance Off" with. 662 00:25:04,977 --> 00:25:06,094 What are you talking about, Shawn? 663 00:25:06,178 --> 00:25:07,512 Call Hornstock and tell him 664 00:25:07,563 --> 00:25:09,848 we wanna move Priscilla 665 00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:13,351 to the top of the witness list. 666 00:25:15,938 --> 00:25:18,523 Priscilla, isn't it true 667 00:25:18,574 --> 00:25:22,277 that you pined for Jackson Hale? 668 00:25:22,361 --> 00:25:23,695 No. 669 00:25:23,746 --> 00:25:25,229 Really chapped your chassis 670 00:25:25,281 --> 00:25:27,365 that he liked a lot of women but not you. 671 00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:28,900 Objection. Leading. 672 00:25:28,951 --> 00:25:30,502 Overruled. 673 00:25:30,569 --> 00:25:31,953 Made you feel like you weren't good enough. 674 00:25:32,038 --> 00:25:34,005 No. 675 00:25:34,073 --> 00:25:36,458 And Jackson Hale wasn't very picky either, was he? 676 00:25:36,542 --> 00:25:39,627 And that just drove you nuts, didn't it? 677 00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:41,963 No. 678 00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:46,261 Talk about his hair or the way he smelled or something. 679 00:25:46,268 --> 00:25:48,252 Priscilla! 680 00:25:48,304 --> 00:25:50,972 Jackson Hale's silver locks really revved your engine, 681 00:25:51,057 --> 00:25:53,308 didn't they? And you... 682 00:25:53,392 --> 00:25:56,094 wanted to be the lone lady of his desires. 683 00:25:56,145 --> 00:25:58,596 But he acted like you weren't a human person 684 00:25:58,647 --> 00:26:00,264 with feelings and emotions 685 00:26:00,316 --> 00:26:03,485 and passions and dreams and lots of love in your heart. 686 00:26:03,569 --> 00:26:05,937 You have so much to give, 687 00:26:05,988 --> 00:26:07,989 and Jackson Hale was just too foolish 688 00:26:08,074 --> 00:26:10,241 to see how amazing you are 689 00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:11,793 and what life could've been like 690 00:26:11,877 --> 00:26:14,796 if he had taken a chance on you 691 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,549 instead of all those other ladies with flaming eagles 692 00:26:17,616 --> 00:26:19,584 tattooed just above their seat cushion! 693 00:26:19,635 --> 00:26:21,169 Yes! Yes! Yes! 694 00:26:22,755 --> 00:26:24,389 I was his dream girl. I was! 695 00:26:24,456 --> 00:26:28,626 What else did I have to do to show him I was the one? 696 00:26:28,677 --> 00:26:31,980 The one! 697 00:26:32,064 --> 00:26:35,016 Prosecution requests a recess, frankly, to regroup. 698 00:26:35,101 --> 00:26:36,634 Yeah, they do. 699 00:26:36,685 --> 00:26:38,436 I think that the prosecution 700 00:26:38,487 --> 00:26:40,772 should dismiss all the charges, your honor. 701 00:26:40,823 --> 00:26:43,658 Both counsels approach the bench. 702 00:26:43,743 --> 00:26:47,412 Tough break, Phelpsy. 703 00:26:49,832 --> 00:26:52,984 Get your boney elbows off my bench. 704 00:26:53,035 --> 00:26:54,619 Yes, sir. 705 00:26:54,670 --> 00:26:58,006 Judge, what we were thinking is maybe, 250 grand 706 00:26:58,090 --> 00:26:59,624 would be enough to make this go away, yeah? 707 00:26:59,675 --> 00:27:00,875 That's not how it works, Shawn. 708 00:27:00,876 --> 00:27:01,993 - How about... - Hey! 709 00:27:02,044 --> 00:27:02,961 - Gift cards? - Objection! 710 00:27:03,012 --> 00:27:04,212 Whispering to the witness. 711 00:27:04,213 --> 00:27:05,930 - Yeah, what... - Mr. Phelps... 712 00:27:05,998 --> 00:27:07,465 are you trying to be in contempt? 713 00:27:07,516 --> 00:27:09,017 No, judge. 714 00:27:09,101 --> 00:27:11,002 But there will be no dropping of any charges 715 00:27:11,053 --> 00:27:12,720 because Priscilla didn't do it. 716 00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:14,055 Yeah, sure, she didn't. 717 00:27:14,140 --> 00:27:16,174 - Are you ready to go there? - Yeah. 718 00:27:16,225 --> 00:27:18,726 The prosecution is ready to question the witness. 719 00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:21,012 - It's your funeral, Phelpsy. - Okay. 720 00:27:21,063 --> 00:27:23,281 Priscilla, isn't it true 721 00:27:23,348 --> 00:27:24,682 that you were at the Santa Bar-Bar-Bara pub 722 00:27:24,733 --> 00:27:26,133 the night of Jackson Hale's murder? 723 00:27:26,185 --> 00:27:27,518 Yes. 724 00:27:27,570 --> 00:27:30,071 And is there someone who could vouch 725 00:27:30,156 --> 00:27:32,323 for your whereabouts the entire night? 726 00:27:32,374 --> 00:27:35,577 Yep. 727 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:39,140 Mr. Strode, could you please tell the court where you were 728 00:27:39,165 --> 00:27:40,865 the evening of March 5th? 729 00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:42,667 the Santa Bar-Bar-Bara pub, 730 00:27:42,718 --> 00:27:45,203 looking for the person who slipped a Mickey 731 00:27:45,254 --> 00:27:46,504 into my sloe gin fizz the week before. 732 00:27:46,555 --> 00:27:48,173 I see. 733 00:27:48,224 --> 00:27:49,724 That was the best Mickey I've ever been slipped. 734 00:27:49,809 --> 00:27:51,876 I gotta find that guy and thank him. 735 00:27:51,927 --> 00:27:54,262 Mr. Strode, did you meet anyone 736 00:27:54,346 --> 00:27:55,763 on that night in question? 737 00:27:55,848 --> 00:27:57,048 Oh, yes. 738 00:27:57,099 --> 00:27:59,150 Hopefully my future bride. 739 00:27:59,218 --> 00:28:01,653 And where did that night take you exactly? 740 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:02,937 To my airstream for something 741 00:28:03,022 --> 00:28:05,740 the locals often refer to as "sex." 742 00:28:05,825 --> 00:28:07,242 Fantastic. 743 00:28:07,326 --> 00:28:08,443 It was. 744 00:28:08,527 --> 00:28:10,028 Now, Mr. Strode, 745 00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:13,448 can you point to that lady here today? 746 00:28:13,532 --> 00:28:17,785 I believe I can. 747 00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:19,370 Please note the witness is pointing 748 00:28:19,421 --> 00:28:21,456 to Priscilla Morgenstern. 749 00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:23,458 She stayed the whole night. 750 00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:26,010 Which is rare for me. Slept like an angel. 751 00:28:26,078 --> 00:28:29,013 The shaft of morning light grazing her bosom, 752 00:28:29,081 --> 00:28:31,349 until she bolted upright and ran to the bathroom 753 00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:33,017 where she showered three times, 754 00:28:33,085 --> 00:28:34,525 brushed her teeth for almost an hour, 755 00:28:34,553 --> 00:28:37,856 and left like a blaze of beautiful glory. 756 00:28:37,923 --> 00:28:39,807 You see, Priscilla went to the bar that night 757 00:28:39,892 --> 00:28:41,893 to make her move on Jackson 758 00:28:41,944 --> 00:28:44,863 and finally let him know how she felt about him. 759 00:28:44,930 --> 00:28:48,650 But Jackson already had his eyes 760 00:28:48,734 --> 00:28:51,536 on his next conquest, Sandra Panitch! 761 00:28:51,603 --> 00:28:53,821 Um, objection. Speculation. 762 00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:55,323 Overruled. 763 00:28:55,407 --> 00:28:57,158 So Priscilla got bleary-eyed drunk 764 00:28:57,243 --> 00:28:59,544 with this man, Mr. Strode, 765 00:28:59,611 --> 00:29:02,914 who is literally the last guy left in the bar, 766 00:29:02,965 --> 00:29:04,832 and she sloppily made 767 00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:08,953 one of the greatest beer-goggle mistakes of all time. 768 00:29:09,004 --> 00:29:12,724 Sandra Panitch left the bar that night with Jackson Hale 769 00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:14,926 and killed him in cold blood. 770 00:29:14,977 --> 00:29:18,313 The evidence says that it is so! 771 00:29:18,397 --> 00:29:22,150 - Is this... is this it? - Here you go. 772 00:29:23,235 --> 00:29:25,019 What's on the tape? 773 00:29:25,104 --> 00:29:26,354 - What's on the tape? - What's on the tape? 774 00:29:26,438 --> 00:29:27,655 What's on the... 775 00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:29,774 Your honor, the prosecution 776 00:29:29,825 --> 00:29:32,076 would like to present some new evidence. 777 00:29:32,144 --> 00:29:33,978 You see, the head TV technician at the station 778 00:29:34,029 --> 00:29:36,197 has been able to retrieve a backup copy 779 00:29:36,282 --> 00:29:38,283 of the video footage from the night of the murder 780 00:29:38,334 --> 00:29:40,952 off his hard drive and onto this VHS. 781 00:29:41,003 --> 00:29:44,289 This tape, people, right here... 782 00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:46,541 tells the story 783 00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:49,493 and is the final nail 784 00:29:49,545 --> 00:29:54,182 in Sandra Panitch's coffin. 785 00:29:56,185 --> 00:29:57,852 So this is where the news happens? 786 00:29:57,937 --> 00:30:00,021 Oh, forget about the news. 787 00:30:00,105 --> 00:30:03,024 - This is all about the weather. - Oh. 788 00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:21,376 Hornstock. 789 00:30:21,460 --> 00:30:24,545 Let me know when you're ready to plea to murder two. 790 00:30:31,431 --> 00:30:33,794 Sandra, the best advice I can give you as a lawyer 791 00:30:33,914 --> 00:30:35,260 is to take the plea. 792 00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:37,847 Shawn, if it were you, and you didn't do it, 793 00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,220 what would you do? 794 00:30:39,304 --> 00:30:43,257 Look, Sandra... 795 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:44,926 Don't fill her head with false hopes. 796 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,894 She's looking at life. Take the plea. 797 00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:48,513 - Life? - Do not take the plea! 798 00:30:48,564 --> 00:30:49,814 Hornstock, get back in there. 799 00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:51,149 Buy us another hour with the judge. 800 00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:53,684 Please. 801 00:30:53,736 --> 00:30:56,237 Sandra, don't worry, okay? I'm gonna find something. 802 00:30:56,321 --> 00:30:57,655 Somewhere. 803 00:30:57,722 --> 00:31:00,658 You have my hand-to-head promise. 804 00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:08,399 I got nothing. 805 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,001 The only problem is Hornstock 806 00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:11,619 is due back in court any minute now. 807 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:12,870 There's gotta be a hidden clue somewhere. 808 00:31:12,921 --> 00:31:14,422 Go down there and stall! 809 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:15,540 I don't know how to do that, Shawn. 810 00:31:15,591 --> 00:31:16,958 You are Matthew McConaughey, 811 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,760 and this is your time to kill. Now, go! 812 00:31:18,844 --> 00:31:20,294 Man! 813 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:23,414 Keep your shirt on though. 814 00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:25,383 Come on. 815 00:31:25,434 --> 00:31:28,352 My patience is running thinner, counselor. 816 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,438 If your consultants don't show up here soon, 817 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,890 I'm going to send this jury off for deliberations. 818 00:31:32,941 --> 00:31:34,976 No, no, no. No, sir, I... 819 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:37,311 - I really don't... - Why are you fidgeting? 820 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:39,530 Oh, I did have, um, a little issue during the break, sir, 821 00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:41,482 but I cleared it up with a Mylanta. 822 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,317 Your honor, the state is still willing 823 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,702 to accept the plea. 824 00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:46,320 Obviously counsel is crumbling. 825 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,072 And frankly, it's hard to watch. 826 00:31:48,123 --> 00:31:50,658 Well, here comes one of them. 827 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:51,942 - How'd Shawn do? - Nothing. 828 00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:53,194 - He's still on it. - What? No! 829 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:55,163 No, it's too late! 830 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,665 I don't have any witnesses. I don't have any motions. 831 00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:00,718 Sandra... I'm sorry. 832 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:15,766 I got it. 833 00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:22,773 Your honor, at this juncture, I... 834 00:32:22,825 --> 00:32:25,193 Not just yet, your honor. 835 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:27,478 If I may, I'd like to address the court. 836 00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:30,748 Objection. This man cannot address any court. 837 00:32:30,815 --> 00:32:32,483 Young man, have you ever attended a law school? 838 00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:34,418 Just Ms. Finkelman's sixth-grade class, sir, 839 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:36,337 "Me, You, and the Law." 840 00:32:36,421 --> 00:32:38,256 Well, it is under my discretion 841 00:32:38,323 --> 00:32:41,259 to allow any testimony that may speak to the truth 842 00:32:41,326 --> 00:32:44,462 in this case... tiny leash. Go. 843 00:32:44,513 --> 00:32:47,598 Oh... 844 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,016 Thank you, sir. 845 00:32:49,101 --> 00:32:51,302 Excuse me. 846 00:32:51,353 --> 00:32:53,137 Excuse me. 847 00:32:53,188 --> 00:32:54,222 Excuse me. 848 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,606 Excuse me. 849 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:56,974 I would like to, just... 850 00:32:57,025 --> 00:32:58,860 Just what? Speak! 851 00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:01,863 Excuse me, sir, but you are being rude. 852 00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:03,397 Is it because I'm a yute? 853 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,182 - A what? - What's a yute? 854 00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:07,652 Oh, a yute, a yute. It's a youth. 855 00:33:07,703 --> 00:33:09,620 It's from My Cousin Vinny. Terrific film, sir. 856 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:12,406 Objection, your honor. It's okay, decent at best. 857 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:14,242 I don't care what cousin it's coming from. 858 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:15,993 I'm about to hold you two in contempt. 859 00:33:16,044 --> 00:33:18,696 So the plea bargain is just out? 860 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,081 We can't go back now 861 00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:21,582 and get the... 862 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:22,800 do something. 863 00:33:27,389 --> 00:33:30,474 they... they... they beat up on a weakling. 864 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:33,594 The rest is just smoke-filled, coffeehouse crap! 865 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:36,814 They tortured and tormented a weaker kid, and why? 866 00:33:36,881 --> 00:33:38,766 Because he couldn't run very fast. 867 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:39,931 - A Few Good Men! - Exactly. 868 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:41,402 I'm warning you. 869 00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:42,904 You think you have a monopoly on the truth? 870 00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:45,055 All right, that's it. You are in contempt. 871 00:33:45,107 --> 00:33:46,741 Wrong! You want me on that wall. 872 00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:48,609 You need me on that wall. 873 00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:50,278 Enough! 874 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:54,081 Bailiff, please remand this yute into custody. 875 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,783 Come on, son. 876 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,535 Don't you "come on, son" me. 877 00:33:57,586 --> 00:34:00,955 I am a lawyer and an officer in the United States Navy. 878 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:03,541 And you, sir, are under arrest, 879 00:34:03,592 --> 00:34:05,593 you son of a bitch. 880 00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:06,794 Hey. 881 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,546 Do Bonfire. 882 00:34:08,597 --> 00:34:10,080 What does it matter the color of a man's skin 883 00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:12,300 if men of the cloth, men of God 884 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,084 take the prime cuts? 885 00:34:14,136 --> 00:34:15,269 - I liked that one. - Me too. 886 00:34:15,354 --> 00:34:17,087 I hope they don't remake it. 887 00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:19,390 Dr. Towler told me to change the form. 888 00:34:19,441 --> 00:34:21,759 He told me to change the "1" to a "9." 889 00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:25,146 He said I'd never work again. Who were these men? 890 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:26,697 Who were these men? 891 00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:28,282 I wanted to be a nurse! 892 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,738 Yo, what was that last one? 893 00:34:33,789 --> 00:34:35,439 The Verdict. Paul Newman. 894 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,408 Never saw it, but I like that dude's popcorn. 895 00:34:37,459 --> 00:34:39,293 Shawn, I did it! I did it! 896 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:42,296 Good job, buddy. I'll take it from here. 897 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,118 Miss me? 898 00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:49,337 Hey, Jules. 899 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,288 Bless you. 900 00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:52,890 Ladies and gentlemen of the court, 901 00:34:52,957 --> 00:34:56,844 juror number five, and the Honorable Judge H. Lees, 902 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,763 the defense would like to call to the stand 903 00:34:58,814 --> 00:35:00,931 Mr. Mortimer Camp. 904 00:35:00,983 --> 00:35:02,266 Objection! 905 00:35:02,317 --> 00:35:03,801 Mr. Camp is not on trial here, 906 00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:06,320 and a psychic cannot speak to witnesses. 907 00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:07,971 Judge, I now have evidence 908 00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:09,473 that will shine a shocking 909 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:12,777 and vibrant light on this case. 910 00:35:12,828 --> 00:35:14,862 Your honor, after what we just saw, 911 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,614 you couldn't possibly allow this. 912 00:35:16,665 --> 00:35:19,667 Your honor! 913 00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:25,322 Mr. Camp, your wife wanted a divorce. 914 00:35:25,374 --> 00:35:27,091 You did not. True? 915 00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:29,710 She was unhappy. I understood. 916 00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:31,475 Sometimes things are a lot more one-sided 917 00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:34,015 than we would like them to be, aren't they, Mr. Camp? 918 00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:38,803 For example, I can relate because I'm a psychic. 919 00:35:38,854 --> 00:35:41,222 Which means love is even more difficult for me 920 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,940 than it is for you. 921 00:35:43,007 --> 00:35:46,394 But there is a woman in this courtroom right now, 922 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,396 a little slice of blonde perfection, 923 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,481 a perfectly formed beignet 924 00:35:50,532 --> 00:35:53,034 lightly dusted with powdered sugar 925 00:35:53,118 --> 00:35:54,869 and a badge. 926 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:56,537 The first time that I saw her, 927 00:35:56,621 --> 00:35:59,022 I had a vision that we would be married, 928 00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:02,626 and we would have so many kids 929 00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:04,545 that most of them would have to be put up for adoption. 930 00:36:04,629 --> 00:36:07,798 Where are you going with this, Mr. Spencer? 931 00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:09,333 Judge, I can't answer that question for you. 932 00:36:09,384 --> 00:36:10,668 I mean, we work together. 933 00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,470 It'd be like the two of you 934 00:36:12,537 --> 00:36:14,588 having a connection and wondering if it's real or... 935 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,557 Is it real, how do you know? 936 00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:19,844 You don't. 937 00:36:19,895 --> 00:36:22,930 Mr. Camp, you couldn't make your wife love you, 938 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,099 so that made you even more jealous, didn't it? 939 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,734 No more jealous than any other man would be 940 00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:27,902 in the same position. 941 00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:30,271 She was lying to you! 942 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:33,691 She told you she was taking tennis lessons after work. 943 00:36:33,742 --> 00:36:35,910 Did you really believe that? 944 00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:37,611 Of course I did. She's my wife. 945 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,563 I mean, look, I know I'm a really good-looking newscaster 946 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,949 and I could Aaron Eckhart my way around town if I... 947 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:43,567 No, no, not Aaron Eckhart. 948 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:46,069 I could Patrick Wilson my way around town. 949 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,621 Better. 950 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,674 You were deceived! 951 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:53,010 Here's the irony... she was actually 952 00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:54,795 going to see a marriage therapist instead. 953 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,715 Your tennis lesson's been changed to 5:00 P.M. today. 954 00:36:57,766 --> 00:37:02,052 She was seeing Dr. Rosen, the marriage therapist, instead, 955 00:37:02,104 --> 00:37:03,554 and if she'd only told you that, 956 00:37:03,605 --> 00:37:05,439 perhaps you wouldn't have taken matters 957 00:37:05,524 --> 00:37:08,142 into your own hands. 958 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,507 You were convinced that she was cheating on you with Hale, 959 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,646 so you decided to catch them in the act. 960 00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:19,570 Yes, so you laid waiting in the station... 961 00:37:19,621 --> 00:37:21,438 on the set... 962 00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:24,992 'cause you knew Jackson liked to take his ladies there 963 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:29,130 to seduce them, to... 964 00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:30,798 film his trysts. 965 00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:33,450 I guess some girls are turned on by a weather set. 966 00:37:33,502 --> 00:37:35,419 You heard Jackson enter that night. 967 00:37:35,470 --> 00:37:37,254 It was dark, shadowy. 968 00:37:37,305 --> 00:37:39,723 You premeditated this murder, 969 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:41,842 but you were convinced it was your wife. 970 00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:44,094 And you knew he'd bring her back to the studio 971 00:37:44,146 --> 00:37:45,930 where he secretly films his trysts. 972 00:37:45,981 --> 00:37:48,349 Using the technician's green screen suit, 973 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:49,934 you knew you'd remain undetected. 974 00:37:49,985 --> 00:37:52,269 You waited for them to drop out of frame... 975 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,155 And you knocked that poor girl out cold 976 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,023 and stabbed you some Jackson Hale. 977 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,576 Then you noticed it wasn't Connie at all, 978 00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:00,361 it was my client Sandra Panitch, 979 00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:02,646 an innocent girl who walked into a deadly love triangle. 980 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,999 I did, I did. I walked right into it. 981 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,617 But I had one drink, 982 00:38:06,668 --> 00:38:08,269 and you know, my friends were teasing me 983 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,820 because I never had a one-night stand. 984 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:11,255 So I thought, like, oh, tonight's the night. 985 00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:12,840 - Maybe I should do it. - Sandy, shh, shh. 986 00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:16,377 And his teeth were so white, and his hair was shin... 987 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,462 Since Jackson Hale was not sleeping with your wife, 988 00:38:18,513 --> 00:38:20,798 you thought you could still put your marriage back together. 989 00:38:20,849 --> 00:38:22,716 And you tried to pin it on Sandra Panitch. 990 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,936 And you thought you could get away with first-degree murder. 991 00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:28,272 That is a compelling courtroom drama 992 00:38:28,339 --> 00:38:30,724 you've written there. Good luck proving it. 993 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,977 Oh, we're about to prove it... 994 00:38:33,028 --> 00:38:35,980 right now. 995 00:38:36,031 --> 00:38:38,232 Officer, the monitor, please. 996 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,568 Ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure, 997 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,820 I present... 998 00:38:42,871 --> 00:38:44,488 So this is where the news happens? 999 00:38:44,539 --> 00:38:46,123 Oh, forget about the news. 1000 00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:47,390 This is all about the weather. 1001 00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:49,376 This proves nothing. 1002 00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:52,246 I'm not there. I'm not there. 1003 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,498 Mr. Spencer, I see no evidence of Mr. Camp 1004 00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:55,883 in this video at all. 1005 00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:57,418 Precisely, judge. 1006 00:38:57,502 --> 00:39:00,337 You see, Mr. Camp wore a green suit that night. 1007 00:39:00,388 --> 00:39:02,306 He knew we wouldn't be able to see him on this tape, 1008 00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:04,141 because he knew his green suit 1009 00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:08,062 would not be visible in front of the green screen background. 1010 00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:09,847 But his pinkie would. 1011 00:39:09,898 --> 00:39:11,515 What is he even talking about? 1012 00:39:11,566 --> 00:39:12,846 Look, there you are, standing up, 1013 00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:14,652 still invisible after the dirty deed. 1014 00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,187 But there's one thing you didn't know. 1015 00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,490 All of your dirty stabbing 1016 00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:21,191 caused you to tear one of the fingers 1017 00:39:21,243 --> 00:39:23,661 of your green-suited glove. 1018 00:39:23,728 --> 00:39:25,663 That... 1019 00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:29,066 is your pinkie sticking out from behind that large building. 1020 00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:30,501 Objection! 1021 00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:31,752 How would the defense possibly prove 1022 00:39:31,836 --> 00:39:33,871 that it's Mr. Camp's pinkie? 1023 00:39:33,922 --> 00:39:36,123 I found myself wondering that very same thing 1024 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:40,294 as I stared out into the twinkling Santa Barbara sky. 1025 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:44,632 But then I realized one of those twinkles isn't a star. 1026 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,850 I know what tore that suit. 1027 00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:50,304 It's an opal stone from a pinkie ring. 1028 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:52,923 But not just any pinkie ring... 1029 00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:54,224 Sorry. 1030 00:39:54,276 --> 00:39:56,477 That's what I get for not looking. 1031 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:57,811 What are you... 1032 00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,230 That... pinkie ring. 1033 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:09,740 Game, set, match. 1034 00:40:09,791 --> 00:40:13,410 Any final words, Mr. Camp? 1035 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,333 I love you, Connie. 1036 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,251 I just wanted us to be happy together. 1037 00:40:21,303 --> 00:40:23,804 I would've done anything for you. 1038 00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:25,422 Including murder. 1039 00:40:25,473 --> 00:40:27,558 Yes, including stabbing and murdering, I mean... 1040 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,176 Double, now that I think about it. 1041 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,178 'Cause you killed that poor schlep Ruben Leonard 1042 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,263 right before he did the weather, isn't that right? 1043 00:40:33,315 --> 00:40:34,431 Two-for-one day. 1044 00:40:34,482 --> 00:40:36,466 Two-for-one day, judge. 1045 00:40:36,518 --> 00:40:37,801 God. 1046 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,739 Come here. 1047 00:40:43,307 --> 00:40:45,075 We did it. Yeah. 1048 00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:48,412 Come on. 1049 00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:51,031 Yeah. 1050 00:41:06,192 --> 00:41:07,976 - H-stock! - Hey, what's up, guys? 1051 00:41:08,027 --> 00:41:09,494 I just wanted to stop by, 1052 00:41:09,579 --> 00:41:11,646 say thank you again for helping me. 1053 00:41:11,697 --> 00:41:13,281 And I got Gus a little something. 1054 00:41:13,332 --> 00:41:15,700 - Oh, dude! My tie. - Classy. 1055 00:41:15,785 --> 00:41:17,252 Yeah, gave me the confidence to win the case, 1056 00:41:17,319 --> 00:41:19,037 but, I don't need it anymore. 1057 00:41:19,121 --> 00:41:20,672 I think there's a stain on this tie. 1058 00:41:20,756 --> 00:41:23,258 No stain. I don't mean to be cocky, 1059 00:41:23,325 --> 00:41:24,826 but, I feel like I can do anything now. 1060 00:41:24,877 --> 00:41:26,595 I think it's ketchup. Who does that? 1061 00:41:26,662 --> 00:41:28,597 Who borrows a tie and returns it with a stain? 1062 00:41:28,664 --> 00:41:29,831 Hey, Shawn, can I broach something personal with you? 1063 00:41:29,882 --> 00:41:31,800 Broach away. 1064 00:41:31,851 --> 00:41:33,685 You know that junior detective that you're so smitten with? 1065 00:41:33,769 --> 00:41:35,303 - Jules. Sure. - Jules. 1066 00:41:35,354 --> 00:41:36,771 If things aren't gonna go anywhere in the future, 1067 00:41:36,839 --> 00:41:39,190 would you mind if I threw my hat in the ring? 1068 00:41:39,275 --> 00:41:41,142 Are you being serious? 1069 00:41:41,193 --> 00:41:42,833 Yeah, I mean, only if you're cool with it. 1070 00:41:42,862 --> 00:41:44,563 Otherwise, you know, I'll back off. 1071 00:41:44,647 --> 00:41:46,114 Course I'm cool with it, man. 1072 00:41:46,181 --> 00:41:48,617 I mean, she does her thing, you know I do my thing. 1073 00:41:48,684 --> 00:41:50,068 And you know, and then sometimes, 1074 00:41:50,152 --> 00:41:51,570 you know, we fiddle. 1075 00:41:51,654 --> 00:41:53,688 We fiddle about. But yeah, you should go for it. 1076 00:41:53,739 --> 00:41:56,041 - Yeah? Really? - Yeah, get in there if you can. 1077 00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:57,792 - Yeah? - Yeah, do it up! 1078 00:41:57,860 --> 00:41:59,377 Make it happen for yourself if it's right. 1079 00:41:59,462 --> 00:42:00,962 - Nah, I won't do it. - No, you should do it. 1080 00:42:01,030 --> 00:42:02,330 - You want me to? - Do it. 1081 00:42:02,381 --> 00:42:03,661 All right, I'm gonna go do this. 1082 00:42:03,699 --> 00:42:05,166 - Okay. - I'm gonna do it right now. 1083 00:42:05,217 --> 00:42:06,977 I'm gonna go get her right now. Oh, you guys. 1084 00:42:07,036 --> 00:42:08,553 I'll see you around, guys. 1085 00:42:08,638 --> 00:42:09,921 All righty, buddy. 1086 00:42:10,006 --> 00:42:11,486 You are really gonna let him do that? 1087 00:42:11,507 --> 00:42:12,674 Oh, please, Gus. Come on. 1088 00:42:12,725 --> 00:42:13,975 She's not gonna be into Hornstock. 1089 00:42:14,043 --> 00:42:16,011 - He's Hornstock. - How do you know? 1090 00:42:16,062 --> 00:42:17,712 Because I can... 1091 00:42:17,763 --> 00:42:18,897 Dude, you realize you're not really psychic. 1092 00:42:18,981 --> 00:42:20,715 Son of a... 1093 00:42:20,766 --> 00:42:22,901 Hornstock, hold up! Just wait a second! 1094 00:42:22,985 --> 00:42:24,252 Hold up for a...