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Previously on Psych...

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So the mayor's decided
to send over a consultant,

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Mr. Harris Trout.

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I intend to save the taxpayers
millions of dollars

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by trimming the work force
into a new model

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of precision and efficiency.

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Chief?

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I got a six-month suspension.

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But I have news for all of you.

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I'm stayin'.
And you know why?

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Because you're the new interim
chief of police.

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Correct.

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We will no longer be hiring psychics,

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and you're no longer head detective.

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I love you.

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I love you too.

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Now, as your new interim police chief,

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I will guide you through this raid today

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as we rid our city of another one

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of its drug-dealing washouts.

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Where's my head detective?

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- Right here, sir.
- I said my head detective.

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When I ask
for a freshly-demoted beat cop,

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I'll expect you front and center.

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Capisce?
And loosen those blues.

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Nobody needs to see you
advertising your business

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to the whole community like that.

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Now one more time:
Where's my head detective?

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That's...

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that's me.
I'm here.

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Okay, detective O'Hara...

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Now that you've been promoted
to interim head detective,

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on rare occasions,
I'll be depending on you.

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This is not one of those occasions.

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Now, in six minutes,

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we're gonna be moving inside
in two-by-two formations.

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Yes, Gus, that's the point.

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We need a new business venture,

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which means I will be
the motivational life coach.

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You will be my booking agent
and audience plant.

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You don two hats.

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I don't wanna don two hats, Shawn.

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A beret up front.

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You got a little beanie on the crown

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of your smooth chocolate thunderdome.

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You can't just become a life coach

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without a life or coaching skills.

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I already got one of those words

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with the dots in between the letters.

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Encapsulates my philosophy.

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- It's called an acronym.
- S.E.I.Z.E.

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That's "seize," or as
the Mayans called it, "seize."

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You do realize the letters

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are supposed to stand
for something, right?

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Guess what the "S"
in S.E.I.Z.E stands for?

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- What?
- Seize.

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You're an idiot.

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We need to figure out a way
to get on the case fast

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before Psych goes under.

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Trout hates us, and right now

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we're not supposed to step foot
in the station

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much less a crime scene.

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Your new legal name is Recap McGhee.

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Now, the perp inside that house

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is a very dangerous bird,

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a lappet-faced vulture,
a red-necked ostrich.

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Either way, in the analogy, it's molting.

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Gotta figure out a way
past these barricades, man.

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I need a stage on which
to display my skillz

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in front of Sauertrout there.

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Let's go to dinner.

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You don't have to ask me twice.

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Hey, you.

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Yeah, you.

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I'm Shawn Spencer.

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This is my partner, Trending Ontwitter.

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Hashtag what-would-Gus-do.

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Couldn't help but notice the roses.

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- Yeah, it's my anniversary.
- Super.

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Well, you don't have to ask us once.

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We would love to join you
and your lovely wife

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for a six-course dinner.

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Well, you know, they're not
letting anyone past, so...

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Oh, no?

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Sounds like somebody needs to step up

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and seize.

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How do I seize, Shawn?
I'll tell ya.

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You go right over there
and you let that jagbag know

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there's absolutely nothing,
and I mean nothing,

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that is gonna keep you
from wining and dining

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your wife and your new
black and white best friends.

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'Cause after we leave,
she's gonna get handsy.

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- Say, yes, she is.
- What?

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- I don't know you.
- No impending raid.

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No guns, no cops.
Nothing's gonna stop you.

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Now, go.
Seize!

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Seize.

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- Seize.
- Yeah.

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You got this, bro.
You got this.

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All right, listen up.

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We're gonna have to move in
from east to west.

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Some of you may not know which way is east

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and which way is west.

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That's okay.
That's west, that's east.

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Excuse me, officer?

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Seize.
Seize.

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- Seize.
- Listen.

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I...

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My house is right there,
and it's my anniversary.

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- And...
- And we are with him, Trout.

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Old friends.

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Officer Lassiter, arrest this man

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for interfering
with a police investigation.

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We're kidding.
We're not with this dude.

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- Just met the guy.
- No.

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I was just trying to get to my house.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You'll be processed and released
within the hour.

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Well, maybe.

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There's a chance that
one of you might die today.

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Probably you.
Could be you.

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Could be you.

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Oh, it's go time, daddy-o.

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Okay, is everyone crystal clear now?

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Okay, let's move.

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- Let's move, come on.
- Chief?

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Yeah?

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I think we can call off the raid.

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I've called you all down here
for good reason.

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The raid that took place here
a couple of days ago

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is a prime example of what I'm calling

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"The New Santa Barbara,"

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a city being swept clean of vermin,

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yellow-bellied weasels,
black-footed ferrets.

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And the heroics that took place here

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are something that should not
and will not go unnoticed.

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An unnamed officer successfully
apprehended our suspect

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without a single shot being fired.

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That is the new SBPD.

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No names, no faces.

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Men and three women serving their city

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and being led and nurtured
by me, Harris Trout.

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You know, it was the late
and underappreciated

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Millard Fillmore who once said...

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Stay down!

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I gotcha, boss.

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
web dl sync snarry

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All right, listen up.

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Your new chief almost got killed today.

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I want everyone here to think

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about the impact of my death

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just for a minute.

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Let it marinate.

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Swish it around the empty space
between your ears.

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It's immeasurably devastating, isn't it?

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Now, let's catch this bastard
and let's catch him fast.

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I'm gonna hand the floor over
to Detective O'Hara.

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Today is her first briefing.

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Try not to make this the most

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humiliating day of your life, okay?

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Take it away.

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You know what?

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Can... can everybody come in
a little closer?

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Yeah.
Yeah, that's good, thank you.

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So we have an APB out
on all late-model white vans.

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Dude, if Trout sees us inside here,

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he's probably gonna have us arrested.

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Gus, don't be the 100th Luftballon.

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We both know that yous and mees
hit rock bottom, okay?

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Psych hasn't had a case
in what feels like a year.

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And your sales last month at Central Coast

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stunk up the whole frickin' city.

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Whole city smelled like poo
'cause of your fusty...

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- I get it, okay?
- Good.

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Because
the life-coaching business

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is not gonna take off
until we have our first client.

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Come on, son.

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You need to tighten it up.

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Tip-top,
we don't stop.

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Spencer and Guster knostin'
boots around the clock.

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Dude, that last part was weird.

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It was mad weird.
Super weird.

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Now, you ready to do this?

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No.
What...

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I'm proud of you.

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And I see somebody who could use
a little coaching.

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Hey, Lassie.

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I couldn't help but notice

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that your career's in the latrine.

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Lucky for you, I'm here to help
you flush and start over.

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Get away from me, Spencer,

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or I will pierce your lower intestine

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with a safety pin.

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All right, just hear me out.

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I know that Trout there
has been turning a blind eye

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to your heroics of late.

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You wanna know why?

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Because while you have been
acting quite heroically,

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you have not been speaking up.

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And we all know that words
are much louder than actions.

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What?

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Lassie, a brilliant mind

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perched under a thick,
beaverish thatch of hair

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has crafted techniques
that will put your career

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back on track, techniques rooted

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in old English, the kind of English

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that's taught in schools
and, of course, in England.

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- You're losing him, Shawn.
- S.E.I.Z.E.

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S-E-I-Z-E,

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as in seize this moment.

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Besides, nobody can hear a word
Jules is saying anyway

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'cause she feels guilty baggins
about taking your gig.

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So let the stern bush breathe...

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be heard.
Seize.

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Now, we have no description
of the shooter.

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Um, but the good news is...

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The good news is that I am back.

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But as those of you
who witnessed today's heroics

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already know, I was never really gone.

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Now, some of you may be
under the impression

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that my middle name
is "Danger."

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It is not.
It's Jedediah.

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- Ooh, rough start.
- Jeez.

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But it should be Danger...

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because some lowlife assassin wannabe

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thinks they can take a shot at one of us

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and get away with it?

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Well, not while I've got a pulse

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under my performance zone male spanx.

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Now, I may be required to write no less

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than 80 traffic citations this month,

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but I will not rest until the miscreant

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who took a shot at our chief is caught.

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- He's on a roll now.
- Jebediah?

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- That can't be right.
- Now, you mark my words.

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And you mark them well.

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I, Carlton Jedediah Lassiter,

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will go out in a hailstorm of bullets

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if that's what it takes
to catch this scumbag.

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I will leave
this perfectly-flawed planet,

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my body littered with lead,

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my heart bleeding blue upon the asphalt

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of the city I love so much,

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because this is my house.

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And with every fearless fiber of my being,

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I say unto you:
This scumbag is going down.

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Seize.

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Smoochy pie, I have got news.

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Oh, really?
Well, I've got good news too.

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I had another big day, baby.

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Aw, did Trout give you your old job back?

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No, but I can almost guarantee you

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that it is under review.

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Review?
Well, that's good, right?

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Good? No.
Great? Yes.

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00:10:18,204 --> 00:10:20,422
And I almost
got killed today, kitten-head.

257
00:10:20,507 --> 00:10:21,573
Oh.

258
00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:22,841
And I told my colleagues

259
00:10:22,909 --> 00:10:24,960
and that stubborn
ass-clown Trout

260
00:10:25,045 --> 00:10:26,879
in no uncertain terms that I am back

261
00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:29,682
- and better than ever.
- Oh.

262
00:10:29,749 --> 00:10:30,966
You gave him the speech?

263
00:10:31,051 --> 00:10:32,584
Oh, I gave him the speech, all right.

264
00:10:32,636 --> 00:10:35,253
With or without the middle name?

265
00:10:35,305 --> 00:10:36,588
With.

266
00:10:38,808 --> 00:10:40,609
Would you like to hear my news?

267
00:10:40,694 --> 00:10:42,111
You shoulda seen their faces

268
00:10:42,195 --> 00:10:43,946
as I built up to the part where...

269
00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:46,765
You die in a firestorm of bullets.

270
00:10:46,816 --> 00:10:49,318
Hailstorm.
In a hailstorm of bullets.

271
00:10:50,904 --> 00:10:53,605
Yeah.
I'm pregnant.

272
00:10:53,657 --> 00:10:56,742
Dobson actually asked
for my autograph afterwards.

273
00:10:56,793 --> 00:10:58,160
Of course, I declined.

274
00:10:58,244 --> 00:10:59,912
And Trout, well...

275
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:07,002
Pregnant pregnant?

276
00:11:15,178 --> 00:11:16,628
Oh.

277
00:11:33,813 --> 00:11:36,949
It's Unit 404-niner.
I need a wants and warrants

278
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,536
on a white minivan, 2007, 2, wilco, queen,

279
00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:42,821
Ivan, 3-3-2. Over.

280
00:11:42,872 --> 00:11:43,989
Another one?

281
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,008
Yes, Franny, another one.

282
00:11:46,092 --> 00:11:47,993
That's like the fourth white van

283
00:11:48,044 --> 00:11:49,428
in the last hour.

284
00:11:49,461 --> 00:11:50,822
It's called being thorough, Franny.

285
00:11:50,847 --> 00:11:52,497
Now, give me the wants and warrants.

286
00:11:52,549 --> 00:11:54,850
It's the tone in your voice.
That is my issue.

287
00:11:54,934 --> 00:11:57,019
Just run the plates.

288
00:11:57,103 --> 00:11:59,688
You hurt my feelings.

289
00:11:59,773 --> 00:12:01,453
You treat me like a voice
and not a person,

290
00:12:01,507 --> 00:12:04,193
and that's not right.

291
00:12:04,277 --> 00:12:07,863
I'm a human person.
And I don't ask for much.

292
00:12:11,985 --> 00:12:14,519
Hey.

293
00:12:31,388 --> 00:12:33,172
I give, and I give, and I give...

294
00:12:33,223 --> 00:12:35,591
- Franny, I need backup.
- Really?

295
00:12:35,675 --> 00:12:37,176
Yes, really!

296
00:12:37,227 --> 00:12:38,594
I work in the third
most dangerous business

297
00:12:38,678 --> 00:12:40,045
on the planet.

298
00:12:40,096 --> 00:12:41,597
Hey, take a deep breath, okay?

299
00:12:41,681 --> 00:12:43,548
I forgive you.
And I got you.

300
00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:53,025
Okay, we got two
black-and-whites on the way.

301
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,160
Talk to me.
What do we got?

302
00:12:55,228 --> 00:12:56,612
- Not sure yet.
- Suspect armed?

303
00:12:56,696 --> 00:12:57,896
I don't have eyes yet.

304
00:12:57,947 --> 00:12:59,731
But better safe than sorry, right?

305
00:12:59,783 --> 00:13:01,583
Carlton, are you... okay?

306
00:13:01,668 --> 00:13:03,368
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

307
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,737
You hear that?
That noise coming from the van.

308
00:13:05,789 --> 00:13:07,189
You hear that?
You hear that, right?

309
00:13:07,207 --> 00:13:09,074
Yeah.

310
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:10,742
Yeah, I think I know who that is.

311
00:13:10,794 --> 00:13:12,577
Are they dangerous?

312
00:13:12,629 --> 00:13:14,880
Yeah, that's king candy
from Wreck-It Ralph.

313
00:13:14,931 --> 00:13:18,583
It sounds like they're watching
an animated movie.

314
00:13:18,635 --> 00:13:19,635
Oh.

315
00:13:19,719 --> 00:13:22,271
Okay.

316
00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:25,257
Well, hey, we cleared
another white van, right?

317
00:13:25,308 --> 00:13:27,810
Can I take my kids to school now or what?

318
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,562
You bet!

319
00:13:33,163 --> 00:13:35,243
You said you wish to die
in a hurricane of bullets.

320
00:13:35,268 --> 00:13:36,401
Correct?

321
00:13:36,453 --> 00:13:37,870
A hailstorm.

322
00:13:37,937 --> 00:13:39,655
The madman that tried to assassinate me

323
00:13:39,739 --> 00:13:41,457
is a rare bird, okay?

324
00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:43,876
He's a forest owlet, possibly a kakapo.

325
00:13:43,943 --> 00:13:45,744
This soulless creature tried to kill me,

326
00:13:45,795 --> 00:13:47,913
which means he will undoubtedly
take you apart

327
00:13:47,964 --> 00:13:50,282
soup to spanx with little
to no hesitation,

328
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,634
which is great for everyone.

329
00:13:52,719 --> 00:13:55,003
So you bag him.

330
00:13:55,088 --> 00:13:56,968
Hopefully, he empties his weapon
right into you.

331
00:13:57,006 --> 00:13:59,308
Everybody wins, right?

332
00:13:59,392 --> 00:14:01,760
Now, if you pull this off
and you don't die,

333
00:14:01,811 --> 00:14:03,962
perhaps I'll re-review
your file, okay?

334
00:14:04,013 --> 00:14:06,765
Unlikely, but you never know.

335
00:14:06,816 --> 00:14:10,235
Okay, so...

336
00:14:10,303 --> 00:14:12,637
go get 'em.

337
00:14:12,689 --> 00:14:14,806
Gus, Runaway Train was, like, 30 years ago.

338
00:14:14,858 --> 00:14:17,409
And nobody saw Crash the series.
Next...

339
00:14:17,476 --> 00:14:18,827
Shawn, my mom does not need a life coach.

340
00:14:18,912 --> 00:14:20,812
Okay.

341
00:14:20,864 --> 00:14:23,115
We both know she's playing
the underground poker circuit.

342
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,666
She goes all in with pocket ducks

343
00:14:24,751 --> 00:14:26,651
and loses her stacks to, I don't know,

344
00:14:26,703 --> 00:14:28,120
Ronan the Crippler...

345
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,654
- Lassie?
- Aha!

346
00:14:29,706 --> 00:14:31,173
- What are you doing here?
- Change of heart?

347
00:14:31,257 --> 00:14:33,292
Ready to seize the day?

348
00:14:33,343 --> 00:14:35,160
Because I happen to have
an opening in my schedule.

349
00:14:35,211 --> 00:14:37,546
No, you twit.

350
00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:41,166
I need you two dodos
to help me find the guy

351
00:14:41,217 --> 00:14:43,168
who's trying to shoot Trout.

352
00:14:43,219 --> 00:14:47,189
- Why are you coming to us?
- Because, um, my situation

353
00:14:47,273 --> 00:14:48,834
has recently changed, and I'm no longer

354
00:14:48,858 --> 00:14:50,943
physically capable of pursuing
this case on my own.

355
00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:52,677
And I would like to just
leave it at that, please.

356
00:14:52,729 --> 00:14:54,696
Sure.
How has your sitch changed?

357
00:14:54,781 --> 00:14:56,514
- Not physically capable how?
- You changed in what way?

358
00:14:56,566 --> 00:14:58,450
- Not physically capable why?
- Would you stop it?

359
00:14:58,517 --> 00:15:01,653
Are you gonna help me or not?

360
00:15:04,073 --> 00:15:06,325
Come on, guys.

361
00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:09,361
- We're in, but...
- We need to get paid.

362
00:15:09,412 --> 00:15:10,712
Fine, and just so you know,

363
00:15:10,797 --> 00:15:12,965
I took a 43% pay cut when I got demoted

364
00:15:13,032 --> 00:15:14,833
- and I can only afford...
- We'll take it.

365
00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:17,369
Now, do we have any info

366
00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:18,720
on who might wanna kill Trout

367
00:15:18,805 --> 00:15:22,207
besides all of us?

368
00:15:24,477 --> 00:15:25,928
Can't believe...

369
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,429
can't believe Trout made a whole scrapbook

370
00:15:27,513 --> 00:15:28,647
out of his death threats.

371
00:15:28,714 --> 00:15:30,015
Is it just me or did he put

372
00:15:30,066 --> 00:15:31,516
some serious time into this project?

373
00:15:31,568 --> 00:15:34,019
He did.
It's impressive and weird.

374
00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:35,404
Life insurance?

375
00:15:35,488 --> 00:15:36,388
Hey, Lassie, I think you left...

376
00:15:36,439 --> 00:15:38,657
Thank you.

377
00:15:38,724 --> 00:15:40,492
- Lassie, you okay?
- Seriously, man.

378
00:15:40,559 --> 00:15:41,743
You seem a little blue.

379
00:15:43,196 --> 00:15:44,663
Are you getting anything or not?

380
00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:47,282
Whoa, come on, man.
The pressure.

381
00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:49,034
I'm the CEO of two major companies

382
00:15:49,085 --> 00:15:51,286
and a fantasy cricket team,
which reminds me:

383
00:15:51,371 --> 00:15:53,839
I gotta drop Sachin Tendulkar
from my squad.

384
00:15:53,906 --> 00:15:55,958
I mean, sure, the man bowls
a wicked googly...

385
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,242
- But the wickets.
- Yeah.

386
00:15:57,293 --> 00:16:00,045
Wickets are way down this season.

387
00:16:02,632 --> 00:16:05,467
Okay, I've zeroed in
on our number-one suspect,

388
00:16:05,551 --> 00:16:06,969
and this one's a doozy.

389
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,136
A dangerous doozy?

390
00:16:08,221 --> 00:16:10,772
You betcha.

391
00:16:20,266 --> 00:16:22,767
Okay.

392
00:16:22,819 --> 00:16:24,152
We've got our shooter.

393
00:16:24,237 --> 00:16:25,717
Shawn, are you gonna finally tell us

394
00:16:25,771 --> 00:16:27,739
who we've been following?

395
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,825
I told you, Gus:
It's a grown-man surprise.

396
00:16:29,909 --> 00:16:32,294
Now, wait for * it...

397
00:16:32,378 --> 00:16:34,663
Well, whoever it is, I sure
as hell hope he's not armed.

398
00:16:34,747 --> 00:16:35,881
Really?

399
00:16:42,221 --> 00:16:44,956
That's a.38.
He's got a.38.

400
00:16:45,008 --> 00:16:47,292
Isn't the same caliber gun
the shooter used?

401
00:16:47,343 --> 00:16:49,394
Okay, good news:
We've got our shooter.

402
00:16:49,462 --> 00:16:52,898
Bad news:

403
00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:54,483
Lassie gets to tell Trout

404
00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:58,070
that his mom is the one
who tried to kill him.

405
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,671
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

406
00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,757
Hold it right there, Trout's mom.

407
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,326
- Hold it yourself, ham-head.
- Ham-head?

408
00:17:07,377 --> 00:17:09,428
Ma'am, I'm gonna need to ask you

409
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,997
to place the weapon you've got
hidden in your waistband

410
00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:14,183
on the ground.

411
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,335
Don't be lookin' at my jutes.

412
00:17:16,386 --> 00:17:17,436
What?

413
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,688
Thank you.

414
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:22,007
Now, Mrs. Trout, we need
to ask you some questions

415
00:17:22,058 --> 00:17:23,275
about your son Harris.

416
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,893
I'll give each of you 20 bucks

417
00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:28,314
to talk about anything
other than my jerk-weed son.

418
00:17:28,365 --> 00:17:31,150
- That's a great deal.
- Hey.

419
00:17:31,201 --> 00:17:32,951
Trout's mom, is it true that you send

420
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,153
a threatening letter to your son

421
00:17:34,204 --> 00:17:35,738
every year on his birthday?

422
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:39,191
Yes. My relationship
with Harris is complicated.

423
00:17:39,242 --> 00:17:41,827
He resents me because I left his dad

424
00:17:41,878 --> 00:17:45,714
for the pool guy Azucar de la Punto.

425
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,001
Sugar...

426
00:17:49,052 --> 00:17:51,370
And I resent him for his personality.

427
00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:54,390
No, I love my son but I hate his insides.

428
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,592
And could I give you 25 bucks each

429
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,310
just to tell me what this is about?

430
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,346
She's not gonna keep this deal
on the table forever.

431
00:18:00,397 --> 00:18:02,147
Stop it!

432
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,216
Mrs. Trout,
what's going on, ma'am,

433
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:05,484
is that someone tried to kill your son

434
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,353
with a.38
very much like that one.

435
00:18:07,404 --> 00:18:09,605
- Several shots were fired.
- Did they hit him?

436
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,106
No.

437
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,391
Don't you mean
"Did I hit him?"

438
00:18:12,409 --> 00:18:13,859
No, I don't.
You know why?

439
00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:14,893
Because I wouldn't have missed.

440
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,398
- Trout's mom.
- Hey, hey, hey, take a powder!

441
00:18:19,449 --> 00:18:21,066
What is wrong with you?

442
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,671
How do I tell Trout

443
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,374
his mom is in interrogation room one?

444
00:18:30,293 --> 00:18:32,744
Well, Lassie,

445
00:18:32,796 --> 00:18:34,746
I'm so glad you asked that,

446
00:18:34,798 --> 00:18:36,882
because right now is
the perfect opportunity

447
00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:39,635
for you to utilize the second
letter in S.E.I.Z.E...

448
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,103
Will you stop it?

449
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:43,088
Which, of course, stands for "eggs,"

450
00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:44,940
as in you gotta break a few

451
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,975
in order to make an omelet or pancakes

452
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,261
or muffin tops or dijonnaise,

453
00:18:49,312 --> 00:18:50,863
'cause there is eggs in everything.

454
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,731
- Am I right, Gus?
- No.

455
00:18:52,782 --> 00:18:54,116
This is delicate situation.

456
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,761
But the best thing you can do right now

457
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,403
is march into Trout's office,

458
00:18:57,454 --> 00:18:59,822
look him in the eyes,
and say, "Hey, Sauertrout...

459
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,826
I ain't afraid to crack
no eggs."

460
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,744
Oh, God.

461
00:19:05,795 --> 00:19:07,162
You do realize that Lassie's

462
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,527
probably gonna get fired, right?

463
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,415
Yeah, but we might get paid...

464
00:19:09,466 --> 00:19:11,250
- Aah!
- Aah!

465
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:24,129
- 'Scuse me, chief.
- Lassiter.

466
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:25,931
Does this look like a good time to you?

467
00:19:25,982 --> 00:19:28,517
I'm not entirely sure
what it looks like, sir.

468
00:19:30,653 --> 00:19:34,806
The eyes are delicate, mysterious figs,

469
00:19:34,858 --> 00:19:37,075
a complicated combination
of aqueous humor fluid

470
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,827
and ganglion photosensitive cells.

471
00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:41,029
Now, were I to lose my sight,

472
00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:43,665
which is a 12% chance, my blind exercises

473
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,785
perfectly prepare me
for my new pitch-black world.

474
00:19:46,836 --> 00:19:49,988
Absolutely, sir.
My apologies.

475
00:19:50,039 --> 00:19:52,324
Now, what else could you possibly need?

476
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:53,992
Well, sir, I just came in

477
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:56,929
to inform you that...

478
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,832
Nevermind.

479
00:20:07,023 --> 00:20:08,807
Eggs.

480
00:20:08,858 --> 00:20:10,359
- Eggs.
- No, I'm not g...

481
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,777
Eggs.

482
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,848
Chief, your mother
is in interrogation room one,

483
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:19,535
and I think she may be the person

484
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,854
who tried to shoot you dead.

485
00:20:22,906 --> 00:20:25,374
I want first crack at her.

486
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,959
Did you do it or not?
Tell me.

487
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,578
I am a stabber not a shooter.
You know that.

488
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,029
Look, I hope dad is in heaven
right now watching.

489
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,365
The devil is making s'mores

490
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:34,800
with his spongy brain.

491
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,107
See, I knew you never loved dad.

492
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,387
Nobody ever loved
that S.O.B.

493
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,038
Look, he supported
all my creative desires.

494
00:20:40,089 --> 00:20:43,375
Well, he supported his empty
head on his triple chin.

495
00:20:43,426 --> 00:20:45,060
- He had a thyroid problem, ma.
- All right.

496
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,845
Ballistics is running
the Trout's mom's.38

497
00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:48,013
to see if it's the one
used in the shooting.

498
00:20:48,064 --> 00:20:49,731
Looks like this case is over.

499
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,216
All I ever wanted to do was dance.

500
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,352
Oh, you and Ginger Rogers.

501
00:20:53,403 --> 00:20:54,820
We have a report of shots fired

502
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,688
at a coffee shop called
"Javva the Cupp."

503
00:20:56,739 --> 00:20:58,073
Witnesses say they saw
a white van driving away.

504
00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,724
Wait a second.

505
00:20:59,776 --> 00:21:01,243
That means Trout's mom is not our shooter.

506
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:02,411
No.

507
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,362
No!

508
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,783
I'm disappointed, is all.

509
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,202
We've got one injured
on the way to the hospital.

510
00:21:10,253 --> 00:21:11,903
I'm heading there now
to interview the victim.

511
00:21:11,955 --> 00:21:13,372
Carlton, would you please come with me?

512
00:21:13,423 --> 00:21:15,424
I could really use your help on this case.

513
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,908
Maybe we should come too.

514
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,910
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- Yeah.

515
00:21:18,962 --> 00:21:21,797
Okay, just don't tell
what's-his-face.

516
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,932
Azucar was a terrible pool guy
and a thief!

517
00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:26,918
He knew a dozen ways to fight algae.

518
00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:29,521
Oh, my God, I don't wanna
think about that, ma.

519
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,773
So, um, how do I tell Trout

520
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,258
that his mom is actually innocent

521
00:21:33,309 --> 00:21:34,443
and that the person who tried to kill him

522
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,194
is still out there running rampant?

523
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:38,182
Well, Lassie, I'm so glad
you chose this moment

524
00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:39,948
to make that inquiry.

525
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,567
What you need to focus on

526
00:21:41,651 --> 00:21:44,536
- is the "I" in S.E.I.Z.E...
- Shawn.

527
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:47,573
Which, of course,
stands for "I don't know."

528
00:21:47,624 --> 00:21:49,041
- Oh, my gosh.
- Or...

529
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,076
Because sometimes,

530
00:21:51,127 --> 00:21:53,712
believe it or not Lassie, it's super sweet

531
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,964
to not know.

532
00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:58,050
Oh, God.

533
00:21:59,599 --> 00:22:01,479
Vance, did you get a good look
at the shooter?

534
00:22:01,504 --> 00:22:03,255
No, but I profiled him.

535
00:22:03,306 --> 00:22:06,058
Unemployed, dumpy, single,
5'10" and under.

536
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,793
The King Kong of losers.

537
00:22:08,845 --> 00:22:10,762
Aw, come on.

538
00:22:10,813 --> 00:22:12,397
But what is this?
Hey, nurse.

539
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,266
Chewbacca-ccino
from Javva the Cupp

540
00:22:14,317 --> 00:22:16,134
on the fly, or I'm gonna sue this hellhole

541
00:22:16,185 --> 00:22:17,636
for botching my bandages.

542
00:22:17,687 --> 00:22:19,154
And hurry up.

543
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:20,878
I got a full bedpan with your name on it.

544
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,407
Look, are we about done here?

545
00:22:22,448 --> 00:22:24,168
I mean, I realize you're all
public servants

546
00:22:24,193 --> 00:22:25,994
with low-paying jobs to do,

547
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:27,579
but V-Mac's got calls
to bang,

548
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,531
peeps to see, lives to ruin.

549
00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:31,700
Well, V-Mac...
dope handle...

550
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,385
the possibility remains that the attempt

551
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,420
on your life was not completely random.

552
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,873
Do you by chance know a man
named Harris Trout?

553
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:39,625
That's a stupid name.
No.

554
00:22:39,676 --> 00:22:41,460
Do you know anyone who may want you dead?

555
00:22:41,511 --> 00:22:44,012
My wife, my main mistress.

556
00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:46,465
Ooh, my mistress'
smoking-hot sister.

557
00:22:46,516 --> 00:22:48,934
Their dads, all the guys who work for me,

558
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,385
a lot of their wives and sisters.

559
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:53,271
Okay, I think we're done here,
right, Carlton?

560
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,181
Carlton?

561
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,868
Oh.

562
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:09,521
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait a second, you guys.

563
00:23:09,572 --> 00:23:12,290
I think there is a connection
between V-Mac here and Trout.

564
00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:15,077
Our killer
is targeting a-holes.

565
00:23:17,377 --> 00:23:19,857
Think about it: He's cleaning up
the city one a-hole at a time.

566
00:23:19,882 --> 00:23:21,416
He's whackin' a-holes.

567
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:22,968
Either that,
or he wants to be the g-poobah

568
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,470
of all the a-holes.

569
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,639
By the way, I gotta make a phone call.

570
00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,042
I know someone who's in grave danger.

571
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,876
Listen to me:
There is a crazy person

572
00:23:31,928 --> 00:23:34,713
on the loose,
and he's targeting your kind.

573
00:23:34,764 --> 00:23:36,431
Yeah, what kind is that, Shawn?

574
00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:37,597
That's not important, okay?

575
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,986
What's important is...

576
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:42,414
Shawn, is this some kind of joke,

577
00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:43,939
or am I really in danger?

578
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:46,324
Shawn?
Are you still there?

579
00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:48,393
- I'm serious.
- Just stay alive.

580
00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:55,867
"Dear son:
Even though we have never met,

581
00:23:55,918 --> 00:23:57,502
- don't be sad."
- All right, here's the deal.

582
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,004
Just got off the horn with Vance McMillan,

583
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:00,905
the gentleman who was attacked
earlier today?

584
00:24:00,957 --> 00:24:02,374
First of all, the guy's a gem.

585
00:24:02,425 --> 00:24:03,625
I feel like I've known him my whole life.

586
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,427
Golf trip in the works?
You betcha.

587
00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:07,078
Second of all, the personal
items we booked into evidence

588
00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:08,380
from his sweet yellow corvette...
those need returning.

589
00:24:08,431 --> 00:24:09,598
- All right?
- Well...

590
00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:11,162
is he gonna come by the station or...

591
00:24:11,184 --> 00:24:12,824
Hey, the man has a business to run, okay?

592
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:14,269
And you're sitting here
wasting city stationery

593
00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:16,104
on a letter to your imaginary friend

594
00:24:16,189 --> 00:24:20,058
Raoul the hairless wolf,
who lives in your pantry.

595
00:24:20,109 --> 00:24:21,727
Yeah,
so V-Mac's in his office.

596
00:24:21,778 --> 00:24:23,695
He'll be looking out for you,
all right?

597
00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:31,403
So you're Trout's errand boy now?

598
00:24:31,454 --> 00:24:34,439
No, you will get over this,
Carlton Jedediah.

599
00:24:34,490 --> 00:24:36,441
You will get your head back in the game

600
00:24:36,492 --> 00:24:39,127
and you'll get back to dodging bullets.

601
00:24:39,212 --> 00:24:41,613
Oh, jeez!

602
00:24:41,664 --> 00:24:43,832
Don't be a white van.
Don't be a white van.

603
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:46,668
Be taupe, or off-white,
or beige.

604
00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:51,389
Off-white,
that's the one.

605
00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:53,725
Jeez.

606
00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:55,093
Okay.

607
00:24:55,144 --> 00:24:57,062
Okay.
You can do this.

608
00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:00,732
No, you can't.

609
00:25:03,686 --> 00:25:05,103
Okay, listen to me.

610
00:25:05,154 --> 00:25:07,489
I really wanna be there
for you, little buddy.

611
00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:09,641
But I'm kind of in a little
pickle right now

612
00:25:09,692 --> 00:25:10,972
and I could really use your help.

613
00:25:10,993 --> 00:25:13,144
So tell me what to do.

614
00:25:13,196 --> 00:25:14,663
Really?

615
00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:15,814
Okay.

616
00:25:19,452 --> 00:25:22,254
Speaking of which,

617
00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:25,340
I also have a S.E.I.Z.E
appointment at 9:00 A.M.

618
00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:26,991
With your mother.

619
00:25:27,043 --> 00:25:28,993
Did she admit that she needs help?

620
00:25:29,045 --> 00:25:30,662
She admitted all sorts of things.

621
00:25:30,713 --> 00:25:34,099
- Things like what?
- What's the good word, Lassie?

622
00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:38,553
Is that the white van?

623
00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:40,055
That means the Trout shooting
and the V-Mac shooting

624
00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:41,356
are definitely not random.

625
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,675
Nuh.
This ruthless psychopath

626
00:25:43,726 --> 00:25:45,277
has come back to finish off Vance.

627
00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,824
That means Trout is still in danger.

628
00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:48,113
We should warn him.

629
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:49,681
Well, should we really, though?

630
00:25:49,732 --> 00:25:51,850
All right, Lassie.

631
00:25:51,901 --> 00:25:53,902
Let's do this like men.

632
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:55,070
Okay.

633
00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:10,552
Lassie, what are you doing?

634
00:26:10,636 --> 00:26:11,837
Get up here.

635
00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:15,674
- You guys go. Here.
- What?

636
00:26:15,725 --> 00:26:16,925
Man, I'm not taking your gun.

637
00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:18,760
- Just take it, Gus.
- Hell no.

638
00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:20,645
- Spencer, take my gun.
- I'm not ta...

639
00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:22,380
You need to gather yourself, man.

640
00:26:22,431 --> 00:26:24,151
Look, I don't know
what is going on with you

641
00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:26,351
but you need to grab hold
of the fourth letter

642
00:26:26,402 --> 00:26:27,986
in S.E.I.Z.E.,
which is the "I."

643
00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:29,988
- Is the "Z."
- Which stands for "zebra."

644
00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:31,523
You need to embrace your stripes

645
00:26:31,574 --> 00:26:33,892
because they are black,
and they are white,

646
00:26:33,943 --> 00:26:35,493
and they are zigzaggy.

647
00:26:35,561 --> 00:26:37,913
- They're not zigzaggy.
- Who are you, man?

648
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:40,415
You are Carlton
Skip-the-Middle-Name Lassiter.

649
00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:41,900
And you need to stone up.

650
00:26:41,951 --> 00:26:43,568
And you need to tickle the stones,

651
00:26:43,619 --> 00:26:45,403
and you need to seize the day.

652
00:26:48,591 --> 00:26:50,258
My stripes have changed, all right?

653
00:26:50,343 --> 00:26:51,743
Here-take it.

654
00:26:51,794 --> 00:26:54,078
- Take my gun!
- Oh, my gosh.

655
00:26:54,130 --> 00:26:55,580
Keep an eye on the van, all right?

656
00:26:55,631 --> 00:26:57,432
Make sure nobody comes out.
We'll go snoop.

657
00:26:57,516 --> 00:26:58,516
God!

658
00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:02,888
Damn it.

659
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:10,612
Dude...

660
00:27:10,696 --> 00:27:12,948
I think this whole
demotion-to-beat-cop thing

661
00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,816
is really jacking with Lassie's head.

662
00:27:14,848 --> 00:27:16,928
Not to mention sucking
all the life right out of him.

663
00:27:16,953 --> 00:27:18,436
Yeah.

664
00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:23,274
My situation has changed,

665
00:27:23,326 --> 00:27:26,161
and I'm not physically capable
of pursuing this case

666
00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:27,212
on my own.

667
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,613
- Gus!
- Shh!

668
00:27:28,664 --> 00:27:30,248
What?

669
00:27:30,299 --> 00:27:31,583
I think I know what's wrong with Lassie.

670
00:27:31,634 --> 00:27:34,118
- What?
- I think he's dying.

671
00:27:34,170 --> 00:27:35,337
What?
Don't be ridiculous, Shawn.

672
00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:36,721
Come on, son.

673
00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:38,640
Think about the last 24 hours, man.

674
00:27:38,724 --> 00:27:40,204
Think about what we just saw outside.

675
00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:41,343
The man can barely move.

676
00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:43,345
His disease-ridden body...

677
00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:46,398
right on the cusp of throwing in
the towel of life.

678
00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:48,633
Oh... my.. gosh.

679
00:27:48,684 --> 00:27:50,685
Lassie's dying.

680
00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:54,973
Oh, no.
What is that?

681
00:27:55,024 --> 00:27:56,975
Why are you doing that?

682
00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:00,829
What is that?

683
00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:02,497
I'm trying to shed tears for Lassie.

684
00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:05,500
They won't come, and I feel ashamed.

685
00:28:05,584 --> 00:28:07,202
Don't do that.
Stop that.

686
00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:17,662
Yeah, maybe we can give him one more gift,

687
00:28:17,713 --> 00:28:18,993
you know, before he's worm food,

688
00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,765
help him solve this case.

689
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,167
Gets promoted back to detective,
have a little peace

690
00:28:23,219 --> 00:28:25,220
before they lower him into the ground.

691
00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:52,630
- Lassie.
- I-I couldn't get him.

692
00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:54,499
It's all right.

693
00:28:54,550 --> 00:28:55,717
We understand.

694
00:28:55,801 --> 00:28:58,003
Is Vance okay?

695
00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:06,144
V-Mac is not okay.

696
00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:12,404
So you had the drop on our bad guy,

697
00:29:12,455 --> 00:29:14,323
and somehow, with him dead to rights,

698
00:29:14,407 --> 00:29:16,658
you let him get away?

699
00:29:16,743 --> 00:29:18,243
Look at me when I'm talking to ya.

700
00:29:18,294 --> 00:29:20,414
What happened to your fearless
desire to die, officer?

701
00:29:20,446 --> 00:29:21,646
It... it's totally
still there.

702
00:29:21,664 --> 00:29:22,915
Oh, it better be.

703
00:29:22,966 --> 00:29:24,333
Otherwise, what good are you for?

704
00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:26,118
Lucky for you, the time of death on Vance

705
00:29:26,169 --> 00:29:27,753
was placed
at 7:30 P.M., right?

706
00:29:27,804 --> 00:29:29,722
So while your incompetence
cost us our killer,

707
00:29:29,789 --> 00:29:31,640
there was no way to save poor Vance

708
00:29:31,725 --> 00:29:32,791
because his valuable life was gone

709
00:29:32,842 --> 00:29:33,926
before you got there.

710
00:29:33,977 --> 00:29:35,260
Not only did this city lose

711
00:29:35,311 --> 00:29:36,428
one of its finest citizens tonight,

712
00:29:36,479 --> 00:29:37,930
but Vance McMillan was a man

713
00:29:37,981 --> 00:29:39,765
that I was on the verge
of calling "Home Skillet."

714
00:29:39,816 --> 00:29:42,401
And to make matters worse,
I'm in grave danger, right?

715
00:29:42,468 --> 00:29:44,987
Who do you think this man
is coming for next?

716
00:29:45,071 --> 00:29:46,939
Don't shrug like you don't know.

717
00:29:46,990 --> 00:29:48,524
I want you to hand over
your ticket book and pen

718
00:29:48,608 --> 00:29:50,242
right now.

719
00:29:56,249 --> 00:29:57,649
The other pen too.

720
00:30:16,686 --> 00:30:19,021
No.
Lassie.

721
00:30:19,105 --> 00:30:19,938
The man's perishing, Gus.

722
00:30:20,006 --> 00:30:21,506
He's a perisher.

723
00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:22,524
That's something different, Shawn.

724
00:30:23,977 --> 00:30:25,527
Hey, guys.

725
00:30:25,612 --> 00:30:27,646
We traced the white van back
to a Tony Delfin.

726
00:30:27,697 --> 00:30:29,198
We just searched his home.

727
00:30:29,282 --> 00:30:30,816
Neighbors haven't seen him
in a couple days.

728
00:30:30,867 --> 00:30:32,684
Maybe that's because
he's been on a rampage.

729
00:30:32,735 --> 00:30:34,236
I'm still not sure
how he's linked to Trout

730
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,687
and Vance McMillan, so I'm gonna head down

731
00:30:35,738 --> 00:30:37,022
to the fish market where he works security

732
00:30:37,073 --> 00:30:38,240
and see what else we can find out.

733
00:30:38,324 --> 00:30:41,076
So maybe a little bit of a backup?

734
00:30:41,161 --> 00:30:42,828
Okay.

735
00:30:42,879 --> 00:30:44,630
But we never had this conversation.

736
00:30:44,697 --> 00:30:46,377
I'm gonna ask Lassie
to come again as well.

737
00:30:46,416 --> 00:30:47,966
He just looks so sad.

738
00:30:48,034 --> 00:30:49,835
I just think if he could help
solve this case,

739
00:30:49,886 --> 00:30:51,220
he'd get in Trout's good graces

740
00:30:51,304 --> 00:30:53,055
and back to his old self, you know?

741
00:30:53,139 --> 00:30:54,039
All right, look, Jules, I'm not sure

742
00:30:54,090 --> 00:30:56,475
how to tell you this.

743
00:30:56,542 --> 00:30:59,544
Lassie's... dying.

744
00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:02,181
- He's what?
- It's terminal.

745
00:31:02,232 --> 00:31:03,215
Would you...

746
00:31:03,266 --> 00:31:04,716
Why would you say that?

747
00:31:04,767 --> 00:31:06,852
Well, just think about
the last couple of days.

748
00:31:06,903 --> 00:31:08,386
Oh, sure, he's been acting weird.

749
00:31:08,438 --> 00:31:09,759
But that doesn't mean he's dying.

750
00:31:09,772 --> 00:31:11,773
Shh.

751
00:31:11,858 --> 00:31:14,076
No, I am telling you,
bunny-face:

752
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,696
This is the end.
Six, maybe eight weeks, tops.

753
00:31:17,747 --> 00:31:19,898
No, don't cry.

754
00:31:19,949 --> 00:31:22,167
Please don't cry.

755
00:31:22,235 --> 00:31:23,702
Oh, no, he's dying.
Well, what do we do?

756
00:31:23,753 --> 00:31:25,504
- What is it?
- Not entirely sure.

757
00:31:25,571 --> 00:31:26,622
I mean, we checked his pockets
for quarters.

758
00:31:26,706 --> 00:31:27,906
And his head for temperature.

759
00:31:27,924 --> 00:31:29,424
We did rule out
Pac-Man fever.

760
00:31:29,509 --> 00:31:31,126
- Shawn, this is serious.
- I know.

761
00:31:31,211 --> 00:31:32,744
I can't deal with death.

762
00:31:32,795 --> 00:31:34,513
Look, humor and Atari
are the best medicine

763
00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:35,860
for situations like this, Jules.

764
00:31:35,882 --> 00:31:37,182
That's just science.

765
00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:39,601
He took my ticket book and my pens.

766
00:31:39,686 --> 00:31:42,721
Yes, both pens.

767
00:31:42,772 --> 00:31:45,090
Because that's what
they give you, shmoochy pants.

768
00:31:45,141 --> 00:31:48,060
They give you
six to eight weeks' severance.

769
00:31:48,111 --> 00:31:49,528
I don't know.

770
00:31:49,595 --> 00:31:50,979
Maybe this is all for the best.

771
00:31:51,064 --> 00:31:51,930
I'll call you back.

772
00:31:51,981 --> 00:31:53,615
Hi.

773
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:55,984
Hey, I'm headin' down to the fish market

774
00:31:56,069 --> 00:31:58,203
where our suspect works.

775
00:31:58,271 --> 00:32:01,456
You wanna come just to help
get your mind off things

776
00:32:01,541 --> 00:32:03,492
for a little while?

777
00:32:03,576 --> 00:32:04,660
Yeah.

778
00:32:04,744 --> 00:32:06,878
I think it'd be good.

779
00:32:10,884 --> 00:32:12,217
Gus, I gotta tell you:

780
00:32:12,285 --> 00:32:13,785
Your mom was pretty much an open book

781
00:32:13,836 --> 00:32:15,053
at our session this morning.

782
00:32:15,121 --> 00:32:16,555
What do you mean "open book"?

783
00:32:16,622 --> 00:32:19,624
That's coach-client privilege.

784
00:32:19,676 --> 00:32:22,127
Oh, God.

785
00:32:22,178 --> 00:32:25,514
Oh, Carlton.

786
00:32:25,598 --> 00:32:27,933
You know, don't you?

787
00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:32,521
Do Heckle and Jeckle know too?

788
00:32:32,605 --> 00:32:34,656
Man.

789
00:32:34,741 --> 00:32:37,442
Just try not to let it
spread around the station, okay?

790
00:32:37,493 --> 00:32:40,145
Okay.

791
00:32:40,196 --> 00:32:41,646
Okay, Frank.

792
00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:43,031
What can you tell us about Tony Delfin?

793
00:32:43,116 --> 00:32:44,366
Worked the guard gate.

794
00:32:44,450 --> 00:32:46,285
He was a top-shelf d-bag.

795
00:32:46,336 --> 00:32:47,986
Yeah, but you haven't seen him
around for a long time, right?

796
00:32:48,037 --> 00:32:49,671
- Hopefully?
- No.

797
00:32:49,756 --> 00:32:51,489
He hasn't shown up for work
the last couple days.

798
00:32:51,541 --> 00:32:53,125
Sweet.

799
00:32:53,176 --> 00:32:54,376
Bob, this part is important.

800
00:32:54,427 --> 00:32:55,994
This part is serious.

801
00:32:56,045 --> 00:32:57,629
You have wood in your beard.

802
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,298
All right, the last "E"
in S.E.I.Z.E.

803
00:32:59,349 --> 00:33:01,683
Stands for "eighties."

804
00:33:01,768 --> 00:33:04,019
And that pertains to you in a huge way

805
00:33:04,103 --> 00:33:06,805
because I'm talking about the 1980s.

806
00:33:06,856 --> 00:33:08,177
The greatest decade
of all-time.

807
00:33:08,224 --> 00:33:10,359
- Fashion, Republicans.
- Apollonia, vanity.

808
00:33:10,443 --> 00:33:11,810
So the next time you're looking around

809
00:33:11,861 --> 00:33:14,279
this stink farm
and you're thinking to yourself,

810
00:33:14,347 --> 00:33:19,818
"My beard is delicious
but my life is horrible,"

811
00:33:19,869 --> 00:33:22,020
I want you to go
into the abscesses of your mind

812
00:33:22,071 --> 00:33:23,538
and think about the '80s,

813
00:33:23,623 --> 00:33:25,040
'cause you know what you're gonna find?

814
00:33:25,124 --> 00:33:28,627
You're gonna find hot dog on a stick.

815
00:33:28,694 --> 00:33:31,797
Hot dog on a stick, man.

816
00:33:36,603 --> 00:33:40,255
We traced the white van to a Tony Delfin.

817
00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:45,677
My gut is telling me
we need to check the fish guts.

818
00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:54,886
I don't think Tony Delfin is our man.

819
00:33:54,937 --> 00:33:58,023
And there is officially a ruthless killer

820
00:33:58,074 --> 00:33:59,274
on the loose, you guys.

821
00:33:59,359 --> 00:34:01,159
No.

822
00:34:01,227 --> 00:34:02,194
No!

823
00:34:05,050 --> 00:34:06,770
Okay, so we're almost positive our victims

824
00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:07,795
weren't chosen at random,

825
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:09,747
but we can't seem
to connect them in any way.

826
00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:11,916
That's not true, Jules.

827
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:13,407
We got confirmation that Tony Delfin

828
00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:15,019
is also an a-hole.

829
00:34:15,086 --> 00:34:16,437
Which means our theory about the killer

830
00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:18,255
knocking off a-holes
or aspiring to be

831
00:34:18,307 --> 00:34:19,807
the grand poobah of a-holes
is still alive.

832
00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:21,058
Very much so.

833
00:34:21,109 --> 00:34:22,349
The only thing we know for sure

834
00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:23,945
is that our suspect killed Tony,

835
00:34:24,029 --> 00:34:25,646
stole his van, and has been
driving that vehicle

836
00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:26,864
for the last few days.

837
00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:32,603
Oh, but they won't let anyone pass.

838
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,405
It's my anniversary.

839
00:34:34,456 --> 00:34:37,291
Chewbacca-ccino
from Javva the Cupp on the fly.

840
00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:38,943
I know who our killer is.

841
00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:40,995
I even know where he lives.

842
00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:44,782
Back where it all began.

843
00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,717
Suspect's name is Patrick Aubashawn.

844
00:34:46,745 --> 00:34:48,946
His wife's inside, hasn't seen
her husband for two days.

845
00:34:48,971 --> 00:34:52,723
- Let's do this.
- Should we wait for Lassie?

846
00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:54,342
Is the suspect inside?

847
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,811
No, Carlton, just his wife.

848
00:34:56,895 --> 00:35:01,065
- You sure?
- Pretty sure, yeah.

849
00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:05,803
Well, like I said, I kicked Patrick out

850
00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:08,072
a couple days after he missed
our anniversary dinner.

851
00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:09,907
He tried to make up this tall tale

852
00:35:09,975 --> 00:35:12,777
about being arrested
for sticking up for himself.

853
00:35:12,828 --> 00:35:14,445
But there's no way that's true.

854
00:35:14,496 --> 00:35:17,498
Marie, I am sensing that Patrick

855
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,650
had a serious problem
with one of the other patrons

856
00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:20,818
at Javva the Cupp?

857
00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:22,503
Yes, he did.

858
00:35:22,588 --> 00:35:24,455
This rich jerk would always
cut in front of him

859
00:35:24,506 --> 00:35:26,824
to order
his Chewbacca-ccino.

860
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,293
And did your husband
have any issues with Tony,

861
00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:31,295
the guard who worked
the gate at the fish market?

862
00:35:31,346 --> 00:35:33,931
Yeah.
Tony was a real d-bag.

863
00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:36,000
He'd always make Patrick
park in the guest lot

864
00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:38,936
for not having
his I.D. badge...

865
00:35:39,004 --> 00:35:40,855
even though he's worked there
for ten years.

866
00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:43,107
And between Tony
and that jerk-ass

867
00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:44,609
at the coffee place,

868
00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:46,677
Patrick was always late for work.

869
00:35:46,728 --> 00:35:49,847
And then, finally,
a few days ago, he got fired.

870
00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:51,515
I couldn't take it anymore.

871
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:54,184
But Patrick just refused
to stick up for himself.

872
00:35:54,236 --> 00:35:56,203
I can't be married to
and have kids with someone

873
00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:58,355
who's scared of his own shadow.

874
00:35:58,407 --> 00:35:59,657
What did you just say?

875
00:35:59,708 --> 00:36:01,993
I said I can't be married to

876
00:36:02,044 --> 00:36:05,195
and have kids with someone
who's scared of his own shadow.

877
00:36:05,247 --> 00:36:06,631
'Scuse me.

878
00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:11,836
It's okay.
He's dying.

879
00:36:11,887 --> 00:36:13,638
Marie, we have reason to believe

880
00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:16,474
that Patrick may have killed
the jerk at the coffee shop,

881
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:20,261
Tony, and attempted to kill
our current police chief.

882
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,847
What?
Why?

883
00:36:22,898 --> 00:36:25,483
Because they ruined
his life, in a nutshell.

884
00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:27,268
And your boy went all Mikey Douglas

885
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:28,819
from Falling Down,

886
00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:30,888
which I saw again recently, by the way.

887
00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:33,390
Hair was a bold choice.
No way around that.

888
00:36:33,442 --> 00:36:37,495
Between that and ghost in the darkness,

889
00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:39,330
looks like he went temporarily...

890
00:37:02,771 --> 00:37:04,922
You can do this, Carlton.

891
00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:06,590
Why would he do this alone?

892
00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:08,359
'Cause he's toast, Jules.
He's man toast.

893
00:37:08,426 --> 00:37:10,061
And he wants to die
in a monsoon of bullets.

894
00:37:10,112 --> 00:37:12,196
- Remember?
- Hailstorm.

895
00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:46,313
We meet again.

896
00:37:46,398 --> 00:37:48,649
Patrick, right?
Okay.

897
00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:53,237
I totally get that you are on a rampage

898
00:37:53,304 --> 00:37:54,772
against all the people
that have wronged you,

899
00:37:54,823 --> 00:37:57,575
but I am not one of those people.

900
00:37:57,642 --> 00:38:00,327
- Well, you are now.
- Okay, just hear me out, man.

901
00:38:00,412 --> 00:38:03,480
I am in bad shape right now, okay?

902
00:38:03,532 --> 00:38:05,533
Mentally and physically.

903
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,985
I don't care.
So make your move,

904
00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:11,155
and let's do this.

905
00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:13,924
Patrick, I would really rather not engage

906
00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:16,427
in an old-west-style standoff
at this particular moment,

907
00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:17,762
all right?

908
00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:19,930
See, I have kind of a big deal

909
00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:21,599
happening in eight months,

910
00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:24,168
and it has totally usurped

911
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,937
my typically unbridled love
of situations like this.

912
00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:30,174
- So...
- Lassie's not dying.

913
00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:32,143
He's not?
Then what's going on?

914
00:38:32,194 --> 00:38:33,944
He's having a little Lassie.

915
00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:35,446
See, the thing is

916
00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:37,031
I'm going to be a father,

917
00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:39,366
and I'm sure you can appreciate

918
00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:43,904
why I would really prefer
that this end peacefully

919
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:46,857
without any gunplay.

920
00:38:51,713 --> 00:38:53,433
- No can do.
- Okay, okay, j-j-just hang on.

921
00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:54,915
Hang on.

922
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,700
Let me ask you something.

923
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,969
Have you ever heard
of a program called S.E.I.Z.E.?

924
00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:01,338
Good boy said...

925
00:39:01,389 --> 00:39:03,174
You know, I-I'm sure

926
00:39:03,225 --> 00:39:05,105
your kid's life will be fine
without you around.

927
00:39:05,177 --> 00:39:09,096
My old man wasn't around, and look at me.

928
00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:10,714
So make your move.

929
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,266
So did... did you just say

930
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,068
you're gonna take me away from my family?

931
00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:15,569
Yes.

932
00:39:15,654 --> 00:39:17,354
What kind of man would I be

933
00:39:17,405 --> 00:39:18,989
if I didn't make the world
a safer place for my son?

934
00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:20,524
I think I have to get in there.

935
00:39:20,575 --> 00:39:22,335
Wait. I think Lassie's
getting his mojo back.

936
00:39:22,393 --> 00:39:25,062
Having a baby shouldn't make me scared.

937
00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:27,898
It should make me even sharper
than I was before.

938
00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:32,203
- Is that right?
- That's right, pal.

939
00:39:32,254 --> 00:39:34,255
Because I'm Carlton "Danger" Lassiter.

940
00:39:34,339 --> 00:39:36,573
You wanna draw against me?

941
00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:38,375
Say when.

942
00:39:38,426 --> 00:39:40,010
What?

943
00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:41,745
You're crazy, man.

944
00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:43,848
You can't do that.
You're a policeman.

945
00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:46,083
No.
I'm your Huckleberry.

946
00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:48,886
- You're my what?
- Say when.

947
00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:59,864
You should probably kiss the floor now.

948
00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:03,284
Doc?

949
00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:05,435
Hell, I didn't know you was back in town.

950
00:40:05,487 --> 00:40:07,404
That's awesome.

951
00:40:07,455 --> 00:40:08,956
I'm so glad you're okay, Carlton.

952
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,791
And congratulations on the baby.

953
00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:12,236
I'm gonna be a papa.

954
00:40:20,345 --> 00:40:22,186
All right.
I'm goin' in.

955
00:40:22,270 --> 00:40:23,291
What's my play here?

956
00:40:23,377 --> 00:40:24,878
Last letter
in S.E.I.Z.E., right?

957
00:40:24,929 --> 00:40:26,880
Nah, I bailed on that whole thing, man.

958
00:40:26,931 --> 00:40:28,715
Zebras, and eggs,
and I don't even remember

959
00:40:28,766 --> 00:40:29,816
what the "I" stood for.

960
00:40:29,884 --> 00:40:31,318
- I don't know.
- Exactly.

961
00:40:31,385 --> 00:40:32,665
Just go in there and be yourself.

962
00:40:32,687 --> 00:40:34,721
Are you sure about that?

963
00:40:34,772 --> 00:40:38,158
Go in there and be someone else.

964
00:40:38,225 --> 00:40:40,577
Good luck.
We're all counting on you.

965
00:40:45,416 --> 00:40:48,735
Officer Lassiter, you delivered.

966
00:40:48,786 --> 00:40:51,588
I was betting against ya
because it's satisfying.

967
00:40:51,672 --> 00:40:53,740
But you pulled it off.

968
00:40:53,791 --> 00:40:55,175
And for that, you're gonna be rewarded.

969
00:40:55,242 --> 00:40:57,410
- You mean I'm back to being...
- No.

970
00:40:57,462 --> 00:40:59,429
But in my current review
of the financial budget

971
00:40:59,514 --> 00:41:01,748
for the city, I discovered
there's some available funds

972
00:41:01,799 --> 00:41:04,885
for a department assigned driver.

973
00:41:04,936 --> 00:41:06,586
- Your driver?
- That's right.

974
00:41:06,637 --> 00:41:09,589
You'll be expected
to deliver me to and from

975
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,225
all of my personal
and business-related events.

976
00:41:12,276 --> 00:41:14,427
- When do I start?
- Well, I ain't walking

977
00:41:14,479 --> 00:41:16,696
to my 7:30 spin class,
now, am I?

978
00:41:18,383 --> 00:41:20,343
It's not about the fear
of dying anymore, Henry.

979
00:41:20,368 --> 00:41:23,269
It's about time.

980
00:41:23,321 --> 00:41:27,407
And my life is out here chasing bad guys.

981
00:41:27,458 --> 00:41:29,442
Carlton, I've made
more mistakes in my life

982
00:41:29,494 --> 00:41:31,545
than I care to admit.
My marriage was doomed.

983
00:41:31,612 --> 00:41:32,946
My relationship with my son

984
00:41:32,997 --> 00:41:35,165
has been on life support far too long.

985
00:41:35,249 --> 00:41:37,884
And it was all because
of my love for the job.

986
00:41:37,952 --> 00:41:39,469
But you know what I was
too stupid to realize?

987
00:41:39,554 --> 00:41:41,254
What?

988
00:41:41,305 --> 00:41:44,123
There's always gonna be
a bad guy to chase.

989
00:41:44,175 --> 00:41:46,059
But your kid, your child?

990
00:41:46,126 --> 00:41:48,127
They're only gonna grow up once.

991
00:41:48,179 --> 00:41:49,729
They're gonna look at you like you are

992
00:41:49,797 --> 00:41:51,982
the greatest thing
in the world only for so long.

993
00:41:52,066 --> 00:41:53,433
And things that are
gonna happen in their life

994
00:41:53,484 --> 00:41:56,653
are gonna happen once, one time only.

995
00:41:56,737 --> 00:41:59,906
And those are the memories
you wanna hold on to.

996
00:41:59,974 --> 00:42:01,992
Memories of the job?
No.

997
00:42:02,076 --> 00:42:05,078
They won't even come close.

998
00:42:05,145 --> 00:42:08,248
Trust me.

999
00:42:08,315 --> 00:42:10,033
Thanks, Henry.
I won't forget this.

1000
00:42:10,117 --> 00:42:11,618
Anytime.

1001
00:42:12,787 --> 00:42:14,120
What?

1002
00:42:14,172 --> 00:42:15,822
You're still giving me a ticket?

1003
00:42:15,873 --> 00:42:17,424
Gotta do it.

1004
00:42:17,491 --> 00:42:19,125
Gotta fill a quota.

1005
00:42:19,177 --> 00:42:21,545
We should do this more often.

1006
00:42:23,181 --> 00:42:26,266
And get that taillight fixed asap, Henry.

1007
00:42:27,223 --> 00:42:37,223
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