1 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,094 Quality of life is up 2 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:22,279 because crime in Santa Barbara is at an all-time low 3 00:00:22,399 --> 00:00:24,166 due to the tireless efforts 4 00:00:24,234 --> 00:00:25,795 of your Santa Barbara Police Department. 5 00:00:25,802 --> 00:00:29,571 Seriously underfunded police department, 6 00:00:29,639 --> 00:00:31,607 you eco-socialist moonbat. 7 00:00:31,675 --> 00:00:32,908 Gavin Channing is an awesome mayor. 8 00:00:32,976 --> 00:00:34,068 And people like trees, Carlton. 9 00:00:34,174 --> 00:00:36,809 I am honored to recognize Chief Karen Vick, 10 00:00:36,876 --> 00:00:38,744 her dedicated officers, 11 00:00:38,812 --> 00:00:40,512 and the extraordinary Shawn Spencer 12 00:00:40,580 --> 00:00:43,082 for their invaluable service to the community. 13 00:00:47,454 --> 00:00:50,389 Please, stop. It's all too much. 14 00:00:50,457 --> 00:00:53,892 Thank you, mayor. 15 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,594 What is genius? 16 00:00:55,662 --> 00:00:57,262 Can you bottle it? 17 00:00:57,330 --> 00:01:00,933 Is it something you would even want to bottle? 18 00:01:03,069 --> 00:01:04,002 Chief, I'm so sorry. 19 00:01:04,070 --> 00:01:06,004 I'm such a jerk sometimes. 20 00:01:06,072 --> 00:01:09,308 Look at this, everyone. Isn't that nice? 21 00:01:09,375 --> 00:01:10,609 Oh... 22 00:01:10,677 --> 00:01:13,779 It is moments like this 23 00:01:13,847 --> 00:01:15,614 that make my second sight 24 00:01:15,682 --> 00:01:17,249 and illustrious gift set 25 00:01:17,317 --> 00:01:18,784 so worthwhile. 26 00:01:18,852 --> 00:01:21,086 I believe it was EMF 27 00:01:21,154 --> 00:01:25,424 who first said, "You're unbelievable." 28 00:01:25,492 --> 00:01:26,692 If only I had known then 29 00:01:26,759 --> 00:01:30,195 they were talking about me. 30 00:01:37,971 --> 00:01:41,140 That's why we need your help... 31 00:01:41,207 --> 00:01:43,709 Would you both excuse me for a moment? 32 00:01:45,612 --> 00:01:47,446 You have a gift, my friend. 33 00:01:47,514 --> 00:01:50,082 Oh, Gavin, we must find time to speak about my proposal. 34 00:01:50,150 --> 00:01:51,783 Shawn, we legally can't remove 35 00:01:51,851 --> 00:01:53,519 the traffic lights and speed limit signs. 36 00:01:53,586 --> 00:01:55,053 - Not all of them. - Only the ones 37 00:01:55,121 --> 00:01:56,682 between your house and the Psych office. 38 00:01:56,723 --> 00:01:58,090 That is correct, and there will be a speed limit. 39 00:01:58,158 --> 00:01:59,691 140 miles per hour. 40 00:01:59,759 --> 00:02:02,127 We will call it the super speed corridor. 41 00:02:02,195 --> 00:02:03,795 The autobahn of Santa Barbara. 42 00:02:03,863 --> 00:02:06,732 It is both inexpensive and simple. 43 00:02:06,799 --> 00:02:09,268 That doesn't sound inexpensive or simple. 44 00:02:09,335 --> 00:02:10,402 Plus it goes through three schools. 45 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:11,470 Why do you hate progress? 46 00:02:11,538 --> 00:02:13,872 Guys, my wife Renee. 47 00:02:13,940 --> 00:02:15,440 - Hello. - Oh. 48 00:02:15,508 --> 00:02:19,378 - Are these people important? - Renee. 49 00:02:19,445 --> 00:02:20,846 - Buh-bye. - Oh. 50 00:02:20,914 --> 00:02:22,881 So brief. 51 00:02:22,949 --> 00:02:25,784 Mr. Mayor, the Sacramento contingent is here. 52 00:02:25,852 --> 00:02:27,386 Ah, wonderful. Have you guys met? 53 00:02:27,453 --> 00:02:29,521 Jason Straub, go-to staffer. 54 00:02:29,589 --> 00:02:31,356 You gave him credit for getting you reelected 55 00:02:31,424 --> 00:02:33,258 after that water district flap last year. 56 00:02:33,326 --> 00:02:35,093 Wow, you really know your local politics. 57 00:02:35,161 --> 00:02:37,161 Well, you're right. He's a real star-in-the-making. 58 00:02:37,163 --> 00:02:38,597 Damn handy when fires need putting out. 59 00:02:38,665 --> 00:02:40,365 Thank you, Mr. Mayor, but we really need 60 00:02:40,433 --> 00:02:41,673 to think about making our exit. 61 00:02:41,734 --> 00:02:43,435 In a minute, J. Listen, Shawn, 62 00:02:43,503 --> 00:02:45,370 you always brighten my day whenever you come down here, 63 00:02:45,438 --> 00:02:47,506 and I wanted to offer up a little token. 64 00:02:47,574 --> 00:02:49,274 You're going to approve my chunnel to Catalina. 65 00:02:49,342 --> 00:02:51,076 I was thinking more along the lines of brunch at my place. 66 00:02:51,144 --> 00:02:52,444 After my surf tomorrow? 67 00:02:52,512 --> 00:02:54,012 Maybe around 10:00? 68 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,647 We'd love to see Juliet. 69 00:02:55,715 --> 00:02:56,915 We've really missed her since she worked for us 70 00:02:56,983 --> 00:02:58,317 - at City Hall. - I'm sure. 71 00:02:58,384 --> 00:03:00,118 The thing with Juliet is... 72 00:03:00,186 --> 00:03:01,620 I don't want to hear anything but you're engaged. 73 00:03:03,122 --> 00:03:04,289 I'll check her availability, mayor. 74 00:03:04,357 --> 00:03:05,691 I'm sure she misses you. 75 00:03:05,758 --> 00:03:08,460 Great. 76 00:03:08,528 --> 00:03:09,828 I'm available for brunch. 77 00:03:09,896 --> 00:03:11,697 You're available to suck it. 78 00:03:11,764 --> 00:03:13,498 Man, I gotta go find Jules. 79 00:03:13,566 --> 00:03:15,033 - Yeah. - Shawn, no. 80 00:03:15,101 --> 00:03:16,368 Maybe you didn't hear me. 81 00:03:16,436 --> 00:03:18,170 I said there would be blintzes. 82 00:03:18,238 --> 00:03:19,538 Shawn, I'm not going to brunch 83 00:03:19,606 --> 00:03:20,439 at the mayor's house with you. 84 00:03:20,506 --> 00:03:21,974 We're broken up. 85 00:03:22,041 --> 00:03:22,941 I thought we took a small step forward. 86 00:03:23,009 --> 00:03:24,509 Well, I thought we did too. 87 00:03:24,577 --> 00:03:26,878 And then I see you up there, 88 00:03:26,946 --> 00:03:29,314 just gloating in front of everyone. 89 00:03:29,382 --> 00:03:30,949 And it's a solid reminder of all the issues 90 00:03:31,017 --> 00:03:32,484 I have with you. 91 00:03:32,552 --> 00:03:33,952 It's just a charade. 92 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:35,220 Oh, come on, Jules. 93 00:03:35,288 --> 00:03:37,055 I was... I was just playing around. 94 00:03:37,123 --> 00:03:38,363 You know, we're gonna break 95 00:03:38,391 --> 00:03:39,725 his little mayor heart. 96 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:41,994 He's a grown man. 97 00:03:42,061 --> 00:03:43,462 I think he'll land on his feet. 98 00:03:50,069 --> 00:03:52,971 Surf conditions are finally picking up 99 00:03:53,039 --> 00:03:54,573 to three-to-four feet after nothing 100 00:03:54,641 --> 00:03:56,742 but one-to-two-footers in the early morning hours. 101 00:03:56,809 --> 00:03:58,710 Why were we listening to the surf report? 102 00:03:58,778 --> 00:04:01,280 'Cause I want to bone up on the lingo, impress Channing. 103 00:04:01,347 --> 00:04:02,748 Boning up is not a thing, Shawn. 104 00:04:02,815 --> 00:04:04,249 Yeah, maybe not in Jamaica. 105 00:04:04,317 --> 00:04:05,817 Dude, stop crushing on the mayor. 106 00:04:05,885 --> 00:04:07,252 I'm not crushing on him. 107 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:08,920 I like him. 108 00:04:08,988 --> 00:04:10,155 I like his house, his car, 109 00:04:10,223 --> 00:04:11,957 his hair. 110 00:04:12,025 --> 00:04:13,225 I mean, the man has his own private beach 111 00:04:13,293 --> 00:04:14,226 with access to the best waves 112 00:04:14,294 --> 00:04:15,394 in Santa Barbara, Gus. 113 00:04:15,461 --> 00:04:16,728 Plus, he smells like Christmas. 114 00:04:16,796 --> 00:04:18,163 And, if he and I become surfing buddies, 115 00:04:18,231 --> 00:04:20,332 so be it. 116 00:04:23,002 --> 00:04:24,569 Whoa! Whoa, hold up, hold up. 117 00:04:24,637 --> 00:04:27,673 What... what happened here? 118 00:04:29,776 --> 00:04:33,045 Looks like you might need to get a new surfing buddy. 119 00:04:33,112 --> 00:04:34,846 Really? 120 00:05:16,168 --> 00:05:19,156 7x10 Santa Barbarian Candidate 121 00:05:19,157 --> 00:05:22,357 Sync & corrections by honeybunny Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne www.addic7ed.com 122 00:05:23,495 --> 00:05:25,540 It's ironic, if you ask me. 123 00:05:25,608 --> 00:05:27,008 He fought so hard to save the ocean, 124 00:05:27,043 --> 00:05:28,443 and then gets killed by it. 125 00:05:28,511 --> 00:05:30,011 Carlton, please. 126 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:31,546 People are in a state of shock over this. 127 00:05:31,614 --> 00:05:34,115 He was surfing in a spot called "The Vortex." 128 00:05:34,183 --> 00:05:35,684 Pretty rough. I should know. 129 00:05:35,751 --> 00:05:37,552 That section has almost taken me out a couple times. 130 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:38,987 - You surf? - No. 131 00:05:39,055 --> 00:05:40,622 But I do a fair amount of nude sunbathing. 132 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:42,624 Occasionally, I have to go in, do a little rinse-off. 133 00:05:42,692 --> 00:05:44,893 The Vortex has rocks just beneath the surface. 134 00:05:44,961 --> 00:05:46,194 Yes. 135 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:48,263 Notice the jagged pattern here. Brutal. 136 00:05:48,331 --> 00:05:50,265 I'm estimating he was in the water 137 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:51,466 about four hours before he was found. 138 00:05:51,534 --> 00:05:52,767 Okay, then case closed. 139 00:05:52,835 --> 00:05:55,003 Killed by too much nature. Come on. 140 00:05:55,071 --> 00:05:57,072 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Four hours? 141 00:05:59,308 --> 00:06:02,210 Nothing but one-to-two-footers in the early morning hours. 142 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:03,678 That would have put him in the water 143 00:06:03,746 --> 00:06:05,046 - at what, like, 6:00 A.M.? - Mm-hmm. 144 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:06,915 There were no waves at 6:00 A.M. 145 00:06:06,983 --> 00:06:09,718 Gus, pull up the surf report. 146 00:06:09,785 --> 00:06:12,187 He's right. There were no waves. 147 00:06:12,255 --> 00:06:15,156 Why would the mayor go surfing when there was no surf? 148 00:06:15,224 --> 00:06:17,726 That doesn't strike anyone as the slightest bit suspicious? 149 00:06:17,793 --> 00:06:19,127 Well, look. Everyone liked him, Shawn... 150 00:06:19,195 --> 00:06:20,435 - Hmm. - But do you really think 151 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:21,730 that's enough for us to go on? 152 00:06:21,797 --> 00:06:23,231 - Sure. - Absolutely. 153 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:25,033 Tell you what. 154 00:06:25,101 --> 00:06:26,101 Let's drag King Neptune into interrogation room "B" 155 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:28,403 and put the screws to him. 156 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:32,874 All right, here's the plan. 157 00:06:32,942 --> 00:06:35,062 We're gonna talk to Channing's right-hand man, Straub, 158 00:06:35,111 --> 00:06:37,078 see if he has any idea who might have had it out 159 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:38,613 for his old boss. 160 00:06:38,681 --> 00:06:39,981 Hey. You with me? 161 00:06:40,049 --> 00:06:41,616 You know, I can't believe 162 00:06:41,684 --> 00:06:43,018 we're in Santa Barbara's corridors of power. 163 00:06:43,085 --> 00:06:44,786 - Not this thing... - You know, Shawn, 164 00:06:44,854 --> 00:06:46,187 I could've made it in all the way to the White House. 165 00:06:46,255 --> 00:06:47,856 - Yeah. Maybe as an aide. - Of course. 166 00:06:47,924 --> 00:06:49,884 - Say, "Yes, Mr. President." - Yes, Mr. President. 167 00:06:49,892 --> 00:06:52,360 - Sorry, Charlie. - Man, you don't know. 168 00:06:52,428 --> 00:06:53,929 I'm just saying, I could've been 169 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:55,497 - the black James Carville. - Who's that? 170 00:06:55,564 --> 00:06:56,831 The farmer from Babe? 171 00:06:56,899 --> 00:06:58,300 That's James Cromwell, Shawn. 172 00:06:58,367 --> 00:07:01,202 That'll do, Gus. That'll do. 173 00:07:01,270 --> 00:07:03,071 Will you put that down? 174 00:07:03,139 --> 00:07:04,306 Let's just wait for Straub to get here and... 175 00:07:04,373 --> 00:07:06,775 Pretty gorgeous, huh? 176 00:07:06,842 --> 00:07:08,209 Ah, hey, man. Yeah. 177 00:07:08,277 --> 00:07:09,744 I almost snagged myself one of these 178 00:07:09,812 --> 00:07:12,280 in the claw crane game at Dave & Buster's, 179 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:13,782 but I think we all know that thing is rigged. 180 00:07:13,849 --> 00:07:16,418 Those are Mexican turquoise. 181 00:07:16,485 --> 00:07:18,086 Mayor Channing used to bring it back 182 00:07:18,154 --> 00:07:19,754 from his remote surf spots in Mexico 183 00:07:19,822 --> 00:07:21,523 and give them to people as gifts. 184 00:07:21,590 --> 00:07:23,959 He was generous that way. 185 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:25,393 Had a lot of friends. 186 00:07:25,461 --> 00:07:27,896 How about enemies? 187 00:07:27,964 --> 00:07:30,165 No, not really. 188 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:32,400 I mean, that's what made him such an effective politician. 189 00:07:32,468 --> 00:07:33,868 Everybody loved him. 190 00:07:33,936 --> 00:07:35,437 We were just in the process 191 00:07:35,504 --> 00:07:37,472 of raising $50,000 to get us to Sacramento. 192 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:38,940 That's excessive. 193 00:07:39,008 --> 00:07:39,908 Sacramento's only 200 miles away. 194 00:07:39,976 --> 00:07:41,209 He wanted to be governor? 195 00:07:41,277 --> 00:07:43,011 What, by overspending on travel? 196 00:07:43,079 --> 00:07:45,747 No, we needed the 50 grand for an exploratory committee. 197 00:07:45,815 --> 00:07:46,614 Why did he need to raise the money? 198 00:07:46,682 --> 00:07:48,316 Wasn't Channing loaded? 199 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:49,884 No, his wife is the wealthy one, 200 00:07:49,952 --> 00:07:51,987 and she doesn't like to part with her money. 201 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:53,621 - Oh. - Speaking of parting, 202 00:07:53,689 --> 00:07:55,790 I gotta get this place packed up for the new staff. 203 00:07:55,858 --> 00:07:58,126 - Wow, that quickly? - Yeah. 204 00:07:58,194 --> 00:08:00,729 Santa Barbara law states that the head of city council 205 00:08:00,796 --> 00:08:03,832 takes over in the event of the mayor's death. 206 00:08:03,899 --> 00:08:05,260 That means the new staff will be in 207 00:08:05,301 --> 00:08:06,735 by the end of the week, 208 00:08:06,802 --> 00:08:09,237 and I get to help during the transition. 209 00:08:09,305 --> 00:08:10,238 Speak of the devil. 210 00:08:10,306 --> 00:08:11,773 My apologies, gentlemen. 211 00:08:11,841 --> 00:08:14,009 - Was I interrupting something? - Nah. 212 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:16,611 Tom, this is Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster. 213 00:08:16,679 --> 00:08:18,913 Guys, this is the city's new mayor, Tom Swagerty. 214 00:08:18,981 --> 00:08:20,749 Gentlemen, a pleasure. 215 00:08:20,816 --> 00:08:22,517 Listen, Jason, I know this is tough on all of us, 216 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,419 and I think it's admirable 217 00:08:24,487 --> 00:08:26,354 that you're here helping the way you are. 218 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:27,655 Naturally, I don't think it's appropriate 219 00:08:27,723 --> 00:08:29,391 to discuss business at this time, 220 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:30,759 so I just came by here to give you these... 221 00:08:30,826 --> 00:08:32,260 a few key objectives I'd like 222 00:08:32,328 --> 00:08:34,262 to get rolling on in the next couple of days 223 00:08:34,330 --> 00:08:36,431 and an agenda for tomorrow night's council meeting. 224 00:08:36,499 --> 00:08:37,699 The first is a proposal for a new city motto. 225 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,134 Ooh. 226 00:08:39,201 --> 00:08:40,935 Might I suggest "Santa Barbara... 227 00:08:41,003 --> 00:08:44,005 "Stop for a pee, but stay for a lifetime"? 228 00:08:44,073 --> 00:08:46,174 Or how about this? 229 00:08:46,242 --> 00:08:47,675 "Santa Barbara: 230 00:08:47,743 --> 00:08:50,011 This is where Rob Lowe humps it out." 231 00:08:50,079 --> 00:08:51,913 Hmm. You can suggest that. 232 00:08:51,981 --> 00:08:53,415 Good day. 233 00:08:55,584 --> 00:08:57,619 There's a vote to convert the wetlands 234 00:08:57,686 --> 00:08:59,454 - into an outdoor mall? - Yeah. 235 00:08:59,522 --> 00:09:01,723 I mean, Channing's been nixing the idea for years, 236 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,792 but the developer, Pacific Acquisitions, 237 00:09:03,859 --> 00:09:05,827 uses their influence to keep it alive. 238 00:09:05,895 --> 00:09:07,695 Hmm. 239 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,199 At Edgemont landing, 240 00:09:11,267 --> 00:09:13,034 experience premier comfort and design... 241 00:09:13,102 --> 00:09:14,369 Ooh. 242 00:09:14,437 --> 00:09:15,470 Gus, if we are ever an inch tall, 243 00:09:15,538 --> 00:09:16,771 we're living there. 244 00:09:16,839 --> 00:09:18,039 You know that's right. 245 00:09:18,107 --> 00:09:19,774 - Hello, ma'am. - Hello. 246 00:09:19,842 --> 00:09:21,376 My name is Shawn Spencer. 247 00:09:21,444 --> 00:09:22,765 This is my partner, Bill Uvrights. 248 00:09:23,879 --> 00:09:24,979 What was that? 249 00:09:25,047 --> 00:09:26,414 The right to bear arms. 250 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:27,949 You just shot her in the face. 251 00:09:28,017 --> 00:09:28,950 I wasn't aiming at her, Shawn. 252 00:09:29,018 --> 00:09:30,251 I was shadow-hunting. 253 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:31,719 We're here to see the boss. 254 00:09:31,787 --> 00:09:33,088 Which boss? 255 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:34,789 There are a lot of those around here. 256 00:09:34,857 --> 00:09:36,224 The big cheese. 257 00:09:36,292 --> 00:09:39,694 The poob grandier. 258 00:09:39,762 --> 00:09:41,396 I don't see your names on the schedule. 259 00:09:41,464 --> 00:09:42,730 What is this regarding? 260 00:09:42,798 --> 00:09:44,199 Well, we are here to present 261 00:09:44,266 --> 00:09:46,401 a new version of the wetland project. 262 00:09:46,469 --> 00:09:49,838 - Please observe. - Wahhh... 263 00:09:52,241 --> 00:09:53,908 - There's a cupcake. - Yes. 264 00:09:53,976 --> 00:09:56,344 That represents a 5,000-square-foot cupcake store 265 00:09:56,412 --> 00:09:58,379 called Complimentary Cupcakes. 266 00:09:58,447 --> 00:09:59,887 That means all the cupcakes are free. 267 00:09:59,915 --> 00:10:02,417 What's that apple core supposed to be? 268 00:10:02,485 --> 00:10:05,386 Ooh, well, that is just an apple core. 269 00:10:05,454 --> 00:10:06,721 That's not supposed to be there, Bill. 270 00:10:06,789 --> 00:10:08,857 Boom. Now it's a rec center. 271 00:10:08,924 --> 00:10:11,192 How do you like them apples? 272 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:12,927 Are you done? 273 00:10:12,995 --> 00:10:15,096 Ma'am, we will not be ignored. 274 00:10:15,164 --> 00:10:16,998 She's calling the boss. 275 00:10:17,066 --> 00:10:18,967 - I'm calling security. - What? 276 00:10:19,034 --> 00:10:21,269 I told you this was a stupid idea. 277 00:10:21,337 --> 00:10:25,039 Pick up, pick up. 278 00:10:25,107 --> 00:10:26,641 I'll be right back. 279 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:31,045 Shawn, we need to get out of here. 280 00:10:31,113 --> 00:10:34,549 - Would you hold on? - For what? 281 00:10:38,053 --> 00:10:40,088 - Eh. - Hurry up! 282 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:50,698 Dude. Let's go. 283 00:10:56,305 --> 00:10:59,240 You're saying that Tom Swagerty killed the mayor? 284 00:10:59,308 --> 00:11:00,808 Shh. No, not me, chief. 285 00:11:00,876 --> 00:11:02,177 The spirits are saying it. 286 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:03,644 Well, if the spirits have any proof, 287 00:11:03,646 --> 00:11:04,546 we'd certainly like to hear it. 288 00:11:04,613 --> 00:11:05,813 Chief, 289 00:11:05,881 --> 00:11:07,182 Swagerty is a majority owner 290 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:08,650 in a real estate development 291 00:11:08,717 --> 00:11:11,152 that mayor Channing vowed to oppose. 292 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:12,921 Swagerty kills Channing, tomorrow's city council vote 293 00:11:12,988 --> 00:11:16,424 goes in his favor, he makes millions. 294 00:11:16,492 --> 00:11:18,893 Okay, well, as compelling as your theory is, Mr. Spencer, 295 00:11:18,961 --> 00:11:20,795 I'm gonna need a little bit more 296 00:11:20,863 --> 00:11:21,896 than circumstantial evidence before I tell 297 00:11:21,964 --> 00:11:23,045 the people of Santa Barbara 298 00:11:23,098 --> 00:11:24,999 that their mayor was murdered. 299 00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:26,668 This makes total sense. Think about it. 300 00:11:26,735 --> 00:11:28,336 It's the same motive as the biblical tale 301 00:11:28,337 --> 00:11:29,737 of the very first murder... brother kills brother 302 00:11:29,805 --> 00:11:31,973 over multi-use retail and residential space. 303 00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:33,241 What version of the Bible are you reading? 304 00:11:33,309 --> 00:11:35,910 - The new Rick James version. - Okay. 305 00:11:35,978 --> 00:11:38,179 Chief, unless Spencer has any other theories, 306 00:11:38,247 --> 00:11:39,447 can I go ahead and tell Woody to officially rule 307 00:11:39,515 --> 00:11:41,149 Channing's death an accident? 308 00:11:41,217 --> 00:11:42,217 Yes. 309 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:43,384 Thank you. 310 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:47,255 Sorry, Mr. Spencer. 311 00:11:48,857 --> 00:11:50,758 This just sucks. 312 00:11:50,826 --> 00:11:52,026 In four days, Swagerty's gonna be 313 00:11:52,094 --> 00:11:53,928 - both mayor and a murderer. - Yup. 314 00:11:53,996 --> 00:11:55,630 You know the worst part of this? 315 00:11:55,698 --> 00:11:57,599 Once Swagerty becomes mayor, he'll have control 316 00:11:57,666 --> 00:11:58,933 over the police department. 317 00:11:59,001 --> 00:12:00,335 I guarantee you he'll make sure 318 00:12:00,402 --> 00:12:01,603 they don't look into Channing's murder. 319 00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:02,637 How could he get away with that? 320 00:12:02,705 --> 00:12:04,372 It's all in the bylaws. 321 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,808 Dude, you stole the bylaws from Channing's office? 322 00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:08,309 There's nothing in the bylaws 323 00:12:08,377 --> 00:12:09,811 that says it's illegal to steal bylaws, Shawn. 324 00:12:09,878 --> 00:12:11,546 Really? Is there anything in the bylaws 325 00:12:11,614 --> 00:12:14,849 that says... 326 00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:16,351 Seriously, man. 327 00:12:16,418 --> 00:12:17,986 We got to figure out a way to keep Swagerty 328 00:12:18,053 --> 00:12:19,387 out of office long enough 329 00:12:19,455 --> 00:12:20,855 to build a solid case against him. 330 00:12:20,923 --> 00:12:23,691 Wait a second. Wait a second. 331 00:12:23,759 --> 00:12:25,326 I can't believe I never thought of this. 332 00:12:25,394 --> 00:12:26,761 Gus, I've got news. 333 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,229 Guys have been manscaping for years. 334 00:12:28,297 --> 00:12:31,499 What? Listen, Shawn. Look. Right here. 335 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:33,001 It says the head of the city council 336 00:12:33,068 --> 00:12:34,836 will automatically succeed the mayor 337 00:12:34,903 --> 00:12:36,571 unless challenged by another candidate, 338 00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:39,107 in which case a special election must be held. 339 00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:40,575 Boom. 340 00:12:40,643 --> 00:12:41,964 So we just need another candidate. 341 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,878 Yup. 342 00:12:48,884 --> 00:12:53,788 And so it is with that same sense of pride 343 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:58,893 and a renewed hope for unbound glory 344 00:12:58,961 --> 00:13:00,895 that I, Shawn Spencer, 345 00:13:00,963 --> 00:13:03,865 do hereby declare my candidacy 346 00:13:03,932 --> 00:13:07,669 for the office of mayor. 347 00:13:15,678 --> 00:13:16,744 Gus, I'm not even sure this thing is on. 348 00:13:16,812 --> 00:13:20,081 We heard you loud and clear. 349 00:13:25,849 --> 00:13:27,716 Now, Shawn, it's very important 350 00:13:27,784 --> 00:13:30,052 that your first TV interview is a success. 351 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,887 Don't worry, it will be, 352 00:13:31,955 --> 00:13:34,056 as long as they film me from one of my 27 good sides. 353 00:13:34,124 --> 00:13:35,391 I drew up a list of topics 354 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:36,557 for you to familiarize yourself with... 355 00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:38,694 unemployment rates, crime statistics, 356 00:13:38,762 --> 00:13:40,663 - labor issues. - Hmm. 357 00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:42,364 Thanks, Wendy. 358 00:13:42,432 --> 00:13:44,466 - She used to be a candy striper. - Really? 359 00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:45,934 No, but that would have been a fun thing. 360 00:13:46,002 --> 00:13:47,670 - What? - This is nice. Thanks, man. 361 00:13:47,737 --> 00:13:50,172 No. No, no, no. 362 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,473 Barack and Michelle got slammed in the press 363 00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:53,175 after doing that in public. 364 00:13:53,243 --> 00:13:55,077 We'll stick to culturally neutral salutations 365 00:13:55,145 --> 00:13:56,612 until we see some polling. 366 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,681 Dude, I think you can afford 367 00:13:58,748 --> 00:14:00,916 to rove it down a notch. 368 00:14:00,984 --> 00:14:02,305 We're not trying to win, remember? 369 00:14:02,318 --> 00:14:03,218 We're just trying to keep a killer 370 00:14:03,286 --> 00:14:04,486 from taking over the city. 371 00:14:04,554 --> 00:14:06,155 I know, Shawn, 372 00:14:06,222 --> 00:14:07,623 but you still don't want to look ridiculous. 373 00:14:07,691 --> 00:14:09,158 They may ask you the tough questions. 374 00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:11,293 - Food carts? - You plan to have a food cart 375 00:14:11,361 --> 00:14:13,128 on every corner by the end of your mandate. 376 00:14:13,196 --> 00:14:15,164 - Yes, I do. - Now, listen, Shawn. 377 00:14:15,231 --> 00:14:17,433 You have to remember the rule. 378 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,269 You never, never answer the question they asked you. 379 00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:23,605 - Only answer the question... - I wish they had asked me. 380 00:14:23,673 --> 00:14:26,675 My man. 381 00:14:31,147 --> 00:14:33,415 What would make you effective as an elected official? 382 00:14:33,483 --> 00:14:35,584 In two words, approachability. 383 00:14:35,652 --> 00:14:37,086 My door will always be open. 384 00:14:37,153 --> 00:14:39,288 And I want the citizens of Santa Barbara 385 00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:41,690 to feel comfortable marching through that door 386 00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:44,126 and telling me about the issues that matter to them, 387 00:14:44,194 --> 00:14:47,629 and the issues that matter to their pets. 388 00:14:49,432 --> 00:14:51,800 Mr. Spencer, as you know, the city 389 00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:55,237 has been recently dipping into its cash reserves to close 390 00:14:55,305 --> 00:14:58,040 an estimated $26 million general fund deficit. 391 00:14:58,108 --> 00:15:00,409 If elected, how do you propose 392 00:15:00,477 --> 00:15:02,111 to close this gap? 393 00:15:02,178 --> 00:15:07,549 Well, that is an outstanding question, 394 00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:08,717 Josephina. 395 00:15:08,785 --> 00:15:10,052 Am I saying that correctly? 396 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,421 - No. - The answer is simple. 397 00:15:12,489 --> 00:15:17,760 My least favorite is the black jelly bean, 398 00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:20,829 and I'm not just saying that because it's black. 399 00:15:20,897 --> 00:15:23,699 Believe me, some of my best friends 400 00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:25,534 are black jelly beans. 401 00:15:25,602 --> 00:15:28,036 But, if I wanted to be eating licorice, 402 00:15:28,104 --> 00:15:30,272 why would I reach for a jelly bean? 403 00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:32,407 You feel me? I suspect you do. 404 00:15:32,475 --> 00:15:34,743 And here's a free golden nugget. 405 00:15:34,811 --> 00:15:36,912 I also vow to protect our fine city 406 00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:39,581 from invaders to the north 407 00:15:39,649 --> 00:15:41,984 and the west, and I will only use 408 00:15:42,051 --> 00:15:46,321 the fundamentals of traditional Brazilian jiu-jitsu. 409 00:15:47,724 --> 00:15:49,691 Boom. Follow-through. 410 00:15:49,759 --> 00:15:51,193 Boom. Rain dance. 411 00:15:51,261 --> 00:15:54,096 That's from Along Came Polly. 412 00:15:54,164 --> 00:15:57,733 - Stay with us. - Idiot. 413 00:16:00,036 --> 00:16:02,638 You looked like a complete lunatic, Shawn. 414 00:16:02,705 --> 00:16:04,873 After that, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person 415 00:16:04,941 --> 00:16:06,542 in Santa Barbara that's gonna vote for you. 416 00:16:06,609 --> 00:16:08,644 Perfect. That means I've got the black vote. 417 00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:12,300 Psych office and campaign headquarters. 418 00:16:12,315 --> 00:16:14,049 Shawn. Just saw your interview. 419 00:16:14,117 --> 00:16:16,118 Kudos. Finally, someone who speaks 420 00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:17,820 to the issues I care about. 421 00:16:17,887 --> 00:16:20,122 Listen, I have news on the Channing case. 422 00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:23,125 Usually when I inspect lacerations of surfers 423 00:16:23,193 --> 00:16:24,593 who eat it at the Vortex, 424 00:16:24,661 --> 00:16:25,961 I find, you know, little bits of coral 425 00:16:26,029 --> 00:16:27,629 and rock in the wounds. 426 00:16:27,697 --> 00:16:28,997 Channing's is clean. It's not right. 427 00:16:29,065 --> 00:16:31,400 Damn it, I knew it. 428 00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:33,028 And I found gray hairs in his wetsuit. 429 00:16:33,069 --> 00:16:36,371 Preliminary tests reveal they're not his. 430 00:16:36,439 --> 00:16:38,407 That you're here helping the way you are. 431 00:16:38,474 --> 00:16:40,676 Woody, you complete me. 432 00:16:40,743 --> 00:16:43,145 The gray hairs. It's Swagerty's, isn't it? 433 00:16:43,213 --> 00:16:45,280 I'll give you a hint: Yes. 434 00:16:45,348 --> 00:16:46,915 You do understand how hints work, right? 435 00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:50,085 Straub. 436 00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:51,453 What are you doing here, man? 437 00:16:51,521 --> 00:16:52,721 I saw your interview, and I'd like 438 00:16:52,789 --> 00:16:54,029 to assist you in your campaign. 439 00:16:54,057 --> 00:16:55,257 And why would you want to do that? 440 00:16:55,325 --> 00:16:56,725 Because, like you, 441 00:16:56,793 --> 00:16:58,026 I don't want Swagerty to be mayor. 442 00:16:58,094 --> 00:16:59,928 - I don't trust him. - Neither do we. 443 00:16:59,996 --> 00:17:01,864 That's what I just said. 444 00:17:01,931 --> 00:17:03,632 Here's the thing, Straub. 445 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:06,969 Shawn already has a campaign manager: Me. 446 00:17:07,036 --> 00:17:08,737 And I've already got all the bases covered. 447 00:17:08,805 --> 00:17:11,540 Really? So you've covered all potential scandals? 448 00:17:11,608 --> 00:17:13,609 - 100%. - What about this? 449 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:17,779 A mustache is very mayoral. 450 00:17:17,847 --> 00:17:20,182 Plus Franco Nero. 451 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,618 Look, first we need to work on your image. 452 00:17:22,685 --> 00:17:25,287 The public sees you as a glib, flaky, overindulgent adolescent 453 00:17:25,355 --> 00:17:28,523 who spends way too much time with his best friend. 454 00:17:28,591 --> 00:17:30,692 I'm not glib. What's glib? 455 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,794 - You. - Shawn, with my help, 456 00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:35,197 we actually have an outside shot of winning this thing. 457 00:17:35,265 --> 00:17:37,266 It's not gonna be easy, especially in light 458 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:39,701 - of the Abby Sheldon incident. - Who's that? 459 00:17:39,769 --> 00:17:41,570 Swagerty's late fiancee. 460 00:17:41,638 --> 00:17:44,373 She tragically fell at home about two months ago and died. 461 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,309 It makes him very sympathetic in the public's mind. 462 00:17:47,377 --> 00:17:49,011 - He's so lucky. - Shawn. 463 00:17:49,078 --> 00:17:51,079 Let me get you the exposure you need, 464 00:17:51,147 --> 00:17:52,414 and you can beat him on your own terms. 465 00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:55,083 I like the sound of this very much. 466 00:17:55,151 --> 00:17:57,853 Straub, consider yourself my new campaign manager. 467 00:17:57,921 --> 00:17:59,888 - Co-campaign manager. - Whatever. 468 00:17:59,956 --> 00:18:02,424 Excellent. We'll start by having you 469 00:18:02,492 --> 00:18:04,059 go to the founders' gala tomorrow. 470 00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:06,862 - He said "gala." - I heard him, Shawn. 471 00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:08,096 All the big players in town will be there, 472 00:18:08,164 --> 00:18:09,264 plus the media. 473 00:18:09,332 --> 00:18:10,866 Now, the voters like a candidate 474 00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:12,267 who's in a stable relationship, 475 00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:14,336 so you're gonna need to bring a date. 476 00:18:14,404 --> 00:18:16,738 That's going to be a little difficult. 477 00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:19,942 Well, maybe not. 478 00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:31,320 I've arrived. 479 00:18:31,387 --> 00:18:32,721 I'm here for you. 480 00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:42,130 You really do look beautiful, by the way. 481 00:18:42,198 --> 00:18:43,665 Thank you, but remember, I'm here 482 00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:45,233 for the same reasons you are. 483 00:18:45,301 --> 00:18:46,935 What? You're running for mayor? 484 00:18:47,003 --> 00:18:48,963 To investigate Swagerty based on the new evidence. 485 00:18:48,972 --> 00:18:50,272 That's it. Got it? 486 00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:52,074 Got it. I couldn't agree more. 487 00:18:52,141 --> 00:18:56,645 - Good. - Just standard investigating. 488 00:18:56,713 --> 00:18:59,081 Scoping out clues and leads, 489 00:18:59,148 --> 00:19:01,516 and possibly kissing. 490 00:19:01,584 --> 00:19:03,318 How are you? Good to see you. 491 00:19:03,386 --> 00:19:05,620 A lot of stuff to do in a little amount of time, 492 00:19:05,688 --> 00:19:06,989 so stay focused. 493 00:19:07,056 --> 00:19:08,390 As soon as you get the chance, 494 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:09,825 that's our host, Andrew Hobbs. 495 00:19:09,892 --> 00:19:12,060 He has a yacht and loves deep-sea fishing. 496 00:19:12,128 --> 00:19:14,696 Got it. Hobbs, fat, likes to murder fish. 497 00:19:14,764 --> 00:19:16,064 And that is Leecy Davis. 498 00:19:16,132 --> 00:19:17,466 Very deep pockets. 499 00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:18,400 She also has a weakness for young men 500 00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:19,534 playing volleyball... 501 00:19:19,602 --> 00:19:21,269 - shirtless. - All right. 502 00:19:21,337 --> 00:19:23,205 I'll be ready with all my best C. Tommy Howell quotes 503 00:19:23,272 --> 00:19:24,973 from Side Out. 504 00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,041 Watch out for the stuffed mushroom appetizers. 505 00:19:26,109 --> 00:19:27,476 It's a scam job. 506 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,011 It looks like there's sausage inside, 507 00:19:29,078 --> 00:19:31,179 but it's really all vegetables. 508 00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:33,315 - That is outrageous. - Damn it. 509 00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:34,683 Swagerty's soaking up the press 510 00:19:34,751 --> 00:19:36,651 with shots with his daughter. 511 00:19:36,719 --> 00:19:38,220 You have to get in there, steal that spotlight. 512 00:19:38,287 --> 00:19:39,821 You don't have to say that twice. 513 00:19:39,889 --> 00:19:41,923 Remember to grab the hair. 514 00:19:41,991 --> 00:19:43,492 Not yours. Swagerty's. 515 00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:46,228 Right. We gotta connect him to the murder. 516 00:19:48,297 --> 00:19:50,799 My daughter Nicole. Straight-"A" student. 517 00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:52,307 Honey, there's Uncle Judd over there. 518 00:19:52,335 --> 00:19:53,468 Why don't you go say hello to him for me? 519 00:19:53,536 --> 00:19:55,303 Huh? 520 00:19:55,371 --> 00:19:58,173 Congratulations on your candidacy, Shawn. 521 00:19:58,241 --> 00:19:59,875 Congrats on the spinach in your teeth. 522 00:19:59,942 --> 00:20:02,511 You are going down. 523 00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:04,379 "Going down"? Seriously? 524 00:20:04,447 --> 00:20:06,348 Are we talking about the election? 525 00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:07,816 Negative. Where were you the night 526 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:10,485 before Channing's body was found? 527 00:20:10,553 --> 00:20:12,287 Not that it's any of your business, 528 00:20:12,355 --> 00:20:14,589 but I was at my daughter's violin recital. 529 00:20:14,657 --> 00:20:17,225 - What about the morning of? - She had soccer practice. 530 00:20:17,293 --> 00:20:18,894 What are you getting at? 531 00:20:18,961 --> 00:20:21,363 Uh, why do you hate art and homeless animals? 532 00:20:21,431 --> 00:20:22,998 Are you telling me you think Channing was killed? 533 00:20:23,066 --> 00:20:24,566 I don't know. Was he? 534 00:20:24,634 --> 00:20:26,601 I'm not gonna dignify that with a response. 535 00:20:26,669 --> 00:20:27,903 I liked Channing. 536 00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:29,037 I had nothing to do with his death. 537 00:20:29,105 --> 00:20:31,073 - Mm-hmm. - Hey! 538 00:20:36,412 --> 00:20:38,313 "Summer just got a little bit hotter." 539 00:20:38,381 --> 00:20:40,015 Did you guys get that? 540 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:44,086 Side out. C. Tommy Howell. 541 00:20:49,325 --> 00:20:51,093 Ladies and gentlemen, 542 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,994 before we continue with the festivities, 543 00:20:53,062 --> 00:20:54,863 I'd like to take this time to acknowledge 544 00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:57,599 our late, great mayor, Mr. Gavin Channing, 545 00:20:57,667 --> 00:21:00,235 who was taken from us far, far too soon. 546 00:21:00,303 --> 00:21:03,438 He was a principled politician and a great friend, 547 00:21:03,506 --> 00:21:05,841 and we will truly miss him. 548 00:21:05,908 --> 00:21:07,342 To Gavin Channing. 549 00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:09,911 Hear, hear. 550 00:21:21,691 --> 00:21:22,624 You want to dance? 551 00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:25,060 - No. - Good. 552 00:21:25,128 --> 00:21:27,329 Thank God. Neither do I. 553 00:21:27,396 --> 00:21:30,866 But it seems like it's a necessary part 554 00:21:30,933 --> 00:21:32,734 of this investigation. 555 00:21:32,802 --> 00:21:34,336 I got to stay in this race. 556 00:21:34,403 --> 00:21:36,972 Right now, Swags is stealing all my thunder. 557 00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:39,908 Well, too bad for you you don't dance. 558 00:21:39,976 --> 00:21:42,811 Yeah, too bad. 559 00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,961 When we went to take the dance class, 560 00:22:00,029 --> 00:22:01,663 you said you had shin splints. 561 00:22:01,731 --> 00:22:04,566 Not entirely true. 562 00:22:04,634 --> 00:22:06,795 I went to the Montecito Scottish Ventriloquist Festival 563 00:22:06,836 --> 00:22:08,170 with Gus. 564 00:22:08,237 --> 00:22:10,105 I felt so guilty about lying to you 565 00:22:10,173 --> 00:22:12,641 that I went back and took that dance class 566 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:13,775 all by myself. 567 00:22:13,843 --> 00:22:15,477 You did? 568 00:22:15,545 --> 00:22:17,846 They say it's all about your connection 569 00:22:17,914 --> 00:22:19,748 with your partner. If you have the right partner, 570 00:22:19,815 --> 00:22:21,917 there's nothing you can't do. 571 00:22:25,388 --> 00:22:27,055 Where was this Shawn Spencer 572 00:22:27,123 --> 00:22:28,190 when we were dating? 573 00:22:28,257 --> 00:22:30,091 He's right here. 574 00:22:34,063 --> 00:22:36,631 Jules. 575 00:22:50,179 --> 00:22:52,781 Jules. 576 00:22:52,848 --> 00:22:54,382 Come on. 577 00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:55,917 You cannot pretend 578 00:22:55,985 --> 00:22:57,625 that you don't still have feelings for me. 579 00:22:57,687 --> 00:22:58,853 It does not make for very good theater. 580 00:22:58,921 --> 00:23:01,656 Well, I won't pretend, Shawn, 581 00:23:01,724 --> 00:23:03,225 because I do. 582 00:23:03,292 --> 00:23:04,893 But I also can't pretend 583 00:23:04,961 --> 00:23:06,895 that I can trust you. Can't you see that? 584 00:23:06,963 --> 00:23:10,599 Jules, sweetheart, you can trust me, okay? 585 00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:14,035 Look, I lied. I lied about being a psychic, 586 00:23:14,103 --> 00:23:17,372 and that probably accounts for thousands of lies 587 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,507 that I have told you since we've worked together, 588 00:23:19,575 --> 00:23:22,143 and, the worst part is, nobody believed in me 589 00:23:22,211 --> 00:23:23,712 more than you. 590 00:23:23,779 --> 00:23:25,146 You always had my back 591 00:23:25,214 --> 00:23:27,549 when nobody else would. 592 00:23:27,617 --> 00:23:30,185 I feel so horrible about that. 593 00:23:30,253 --> 00:23:33,255 I need you to understand 594 00:23:33,322 --> 00:23:35,824 you are on the hook until you make it 595 00:23:35,891 --> 00:23:38,326 so that I don't have to lie for you anymore. 596 00:23:38,394 --> 00:23:40,161 It's very simple. 597 00:23:40,229 --> 00:23:43,565 You have to tell the chief. 598 00:23:47,903 --> 00:23:51,006 No, Jules, that's not gonna happen. 599 00:23:51,073 --> 00:23:52,707 That's not gonna happen, because, if I do that, 600 00:23:52,775 --> 00:23:54,442 then all of this goes away, all of it. 601 00:23:54,510 --> 00:23:55,777 And with it goes the good. 602 00:23:55,845 --> 00:23:58,580 All the lives that I have saved, 603 00:23:58,648 --> 00:24:01,916 the lives that I've improved. 604 00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:03,551 This is... this is what I have, Jules. 605 00:24:03,619 --> 00:24:05,253 This is how I do good. 606 00:24:05,321 --> 00:24:09,057 Not for everyone. 607 00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:17,999 Hey, Swags, 608 00:24:18,067 --> 00:24:20,635 no hard feelings, okay? 609 00:24:20,703 --> 00:24:23,071 Ow! 610 00:24:23,139 --> 00:24:25,774 What the hell? 611 00:24:29,345 --> 00:24:31,880 Okay. Thanks, Woodman. 612 00:24:31,947 --> 00:24:34,883 Guess what? Swagerty's alibi checked out. 613 00:24:34,950 --> 00:24:36,351 And here's the worst news... 614 00:24:36,419 --> 00:24:38,386 he took the wetlands vote off the agenda. 615 00:24:38,454 --> 00:24:40,288 I'm not so sure he's our guy anymore. 616 00:24:40,356 --> 00:24:42,090 Yeah, he's definitely not our guy. 617 00:24:42,158 --> 00:24:43,892 Woody just confirmed that the gray hair they found 618 00:24:43,959 --> 00:24:46,094 on Channing's body did not belong to Swagerty. 619 00:24:46,162 --> 00:24:48,229 There goes our theory. What now? 620 00:24:48,297 --> 00:24:50,165 First, I drop out of the race immediately. 621 00:24:50,232 --> 00:24:51,666 The best man gets to be mayor. 622 00:24:51,734 --> 00:24:53,568 We find ourselves another suspect. 623 00:24:53,636 --> 00:24:54,836 No harm, no foul. 624 00:24:54,904 --> 00:24:56,237 It's like modern war. 625 00:24:56,305 --> 00:24:57,238 You did it, Shawn. 626 00:24:57,306 --> 00:24:59,674 You killed it at the gala. 627 00:24:59,742 --> 00:25:01,182 The buzz is you're crushing Swagerty. 628 00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:03,545 So I took a straw poll up and down state street 629 00:25:03,612 --> 00:25:04,846 - of potential votes. - And? 630 00:25:04,914 --> 00:25:06,586 You're gonna be mayor. 631 00:25:18,139 --> 00:25:20,707 Are you saying that Spencer might actually win this thing? 632 00:25:20,775 --> 00:25:22,909 Oh, my God. The Mayans were right. 633 00:25:22,977 --> 00:25:24,144 That's it. I'm gonna have to move. 634 00:25:24,212 --> 00:25:25,178 There's no other solution. 635 00:25:25,246 --> 00:25:26,613 Will you guys calm down? 636 00:25:26,681 --> 00:25:27,921 Shawn is not going to be mayor. 637 00:25:27,982 --> 00:25:29,449 It's just for the investigation. 638 00:25:29,517 --> 00:25:31,358 These things have a way of snowballing, Guster. 639 00:25:31,419 --> 00:25:33,854 One day, he's mayor, the next, his face is on our currency. 640 00:25:33,921 --> 00:25:34,955 I can't believe I'm going to have 641 00:25:35,023 --> 00:25:36,790 to assassinate a public figure. 642 00:25:36,858 --> 00:25:38,025 You know, when he was ten years old, 643 00:25:38,092 --> 00:25:39,559 he ran for office on the promise 644 00:25:39,627 --> 00:25:41,395 he'd build a thunderdome in the schoolyard? 645 00:25:41,462 --> 00:25:45,399 I can't imagine what that idiot's got planned now. 646 00:25:45,466 --> 00:25:46,967 That is an excellent question, Tina. 647 00:25:47,035 --> 00:25:49,836 It's essentially a giant cage-like structure, 648 00:25:49,904 --> 00:25:53,407 an arena where conflict can be solved in a public forum. 649 00:25:53,474 --> 00:25:56,877 My administration will be all about transparency, 650 00:25:56,944 --> 00:25:58,945 hot dog wieners of unusual lengths, 651 00:25:59,013 --> 00:26:02,582 - and gladiatorial justice. - Spencer! 652 00:26:02,650 --> 00:26:04,184 Get your ass in here! 653 00:26:04,252 --> 00:26:05,686 That guy will not be here 654 00:26:05,753 --> 00:26:07,074 when I am running this department. 655 00:26:07,121 --> 00:26:10,223 I'm going to ask you this calmly. 656 00:26:10,291 --> 00:26:11,825 Are you insane? 657 00:26:11,893 --> 00:26:14,094 Oh, come on, you guys. 658 00:26:14,162 --> 00:26:16,596 It's not like I'm actually going to be mayor. 659 00:26:16,664 --> 00:26:18,498 For more than two terms. 660 00:26:18,566 --> 00:26:20,133 I'm just gonna make a few sweeping changes 661 00:26:20,201 --> 00:26:22,002 here at the department, and then I'm out of here. 662 00:26:22,070 --> 00:26:24,204 Oh, Lassie, relax. 663 00:26:24,272 --> 00:26:26,339 I'm gonna withdraw. Swagerty's clean. 664 00:26:26,407 --> 00:26:27,607 And the best man for the job. 665 00:26:27,608 --> 00:26:29,076 Your disloyalty disheartens me... 666 00:26:29,143 --> 00:26:30,844 is what I would say if I was still running. 667 00:26:30,912 --> 00:26:32,913 But I'm not. 668 00:26:32,980 --> 00:26:34,548 As much as it pains me to say, Shawn, 669 00:26:34,615 --> 00:26:36,650 you can't withdraw. Not now. 670 00:26:36,718 --> 00:26:38,151 You're in the public eye, kid. 671 00:26:38,219 --> 00:26:40,787 If you bail, it's gonna raise questions 672 00:26:40,855 --> 00:26:42,456 and subject you to a little more scrutiny 673 00:26:42,457 --> 00:26:44,157 than I think you want. 674 00:26:44,225 --> 00:26:46,359 Right, well, in that case, 675 00:26:46,427 --> 00:26:48,662 we should probably ease up on the reins a bit. 676 00:26:48,730 --> 00:26:50,464 You know, come up with a way to subtly throw this thing. 677 00:26:50,531 --> 00:26:52,199 I can fix that. 678 00:26:52,266 --> 00:26:53,767 Great. Gus, you are rehired 679 00:26:53,835 --> 00:26:55,635 as my solo campaign manager. 680 00:26:55,703 --> 00:26:57,204 You'll have to figure out a way to make me seem 681 00:26:57,271 --> 00:26:58,671 less desirable, which won't be easy. 682 00:26:58,673 --> 00:27:00,340 I can fix that. 683 00:27:00,408 --> 00:27:02,909 Here's the question. 684 00:27:02,977 --> 00:27:05,078 If Swagerty didn't kill Channing, then who did? 685 00:27:05,146 --> 00:27:07,447 I mean, who else had motive? 686 00:27:09,584 --> 00:27:10,917 Those are Mexican turquoise. 687 00:27:10,985 --> 00:27:12,853 He used to bring them 688 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,154 from his remote surf spots in Mexico 689 00:27:14,222 --> 00:27:15,288 and give 'em to people as gifts. 690 00:27:15,356 --> 00:27:17,457 What is genius? 691 00:27:17,525 --> 00:27:19,092 Can you bottle it? 692 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,461 Is it something you would even want to bottle? 693 00:27:21,529 --> 00:27:23,663 He was a principled politician 694 00:27:23,731 --> 00:27:24,998 and a great friend. 695 00:27:25,066 --> 00:27:26,099 To Gavin Channing. 696 00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:28,401 His wife! 697 00:27:28,469 --> 00:27:31,638 I am sensing that Channing was a player! 698 00:27:31,706 --> 00:27:33,406 That he cheated on his wife willy-nilly, 699 00:27:33,474 --> 00:27:34,908 and the Spencers do not use 700 00:27:34,976 --> 00:27:36,743 the term "willy-nilly" Willy-nilly. 701 00:27:36,811 --> 00:27:38,311 - No, we don't. - Wait a minute. 702 00:27:38,379 --> 00:27:40,781 Woody found a gray hair on Channing's body. 703 00:27:40,848 --> 00:27:41,982 She's not gray. 704 00:27:42,049 --> 00:27:47,120 Are these people important? 705 00:27:47,188 --> 00:27:50,423 Only her stylist knows that for sure. 706 00:27:52,994 --> 00:27:56,930 Ah! Ah! 707 00:27:56,998 --> 00:28:00,433 Whoa. Ho. Ho. Ho. Ho. 708 00:28:00,501 --> 00:28:02,936 Hello, Renee. 709 00:28:03,004 --> 00:28:05,505 Shawn. I didn't know you rode. 710 00:28:05,573 --> 00:28:09,676 It's just about all we do in my hometown of Snowy River. 711 00:28:09,744 --> 00:28:11,144 It helps me find clarity. 712 00:28:11,212 --> 00:28:12,479 As a matter of fact, 713 00:28:12,547 --> 00:28:14,481 I'm getting some right now. 714 00:28:14,549 --> 00:28:17,250 Are you? Fascinating. 715 00:28:17,318 --> 00:28:18,618 What I'm getting is that your husband 716 00:28:18,686 --> 00:28:22,255 had a little problem with monogamy! 717 00:28:22,323 --> 00:28:24,891 - Wait, Lightning! - Well, now, you just unearthed 718 00:28:24,959 --> 00:28:26,893 the worst-kept secret in Santa Barbara. 719 00:28:26,961 --> 00:28:29,196 Yes, Gavin was incorrigible. 720 00:28:29,263 --> 00:28:30,964 Seabiscuit, stop, stop. 721 00:28:31,032 --> 00:28:35,035 It was one of his best qualities, really. 722 00:28:35,102 --> 00:28:37,370 We'd been living apart for some time. 723 00:28:37,438 --> 00:28:39,118 I guess you could say our marriage was a... 724 00:28:39,173 --> 00:28:41,041 Sham? Hyah! 725 00:28:41,108 --> 00:28:43,176 A career move. 726 00:28:43,244 --> 00:28:46,213 White Chocolate. I don't know the horse's name. 727 00:28:48,916 --> 00:28:50,150 And that didn't bother you at all? 728 00:28:50,218 --> 00:28:51,885 - No. - Mrs. Channing, 729 00:28:51,953 --> 00:28:52,986 I'm ready for you. 730 00:28:53,054 --> 00:28:54,821 In a moment, Antonio. 731 00:28:54,889 --> 00:28:57,557 Hyah! 732 00:28:57,625 --> 00:28:59,659 Let's just say that Gavin and I 733 00:28:59,727 --> 00:29:01,661 had an understanding. 734 00:29:01,729 --> 00:29:04,598 Let's cut to the chase here, Renee. 735 00:29:04,665 --> 00:29:06,766 A gray hair was found on your husband's body. 736 00:29:06,834 --> 00:29:09,402 The same gray hair you used to have before you colored it. 737 00:29:09,470 --> 00:29:11,204 I know you were there the night he died. 738 00:29:11,272 --> 00:29:12,839 Yes, I was with him. 739 00:29:12,907 --> 00:29:15,141 But I didn't kill him. 740 00:29:15,209 --> 00:29:17,444 We slept together. 741 00:29:17,511 --> 00:29:20,046 That is disgusting. And rich. 742 00:29:20,114 --> 00:29:21,748 Why would you do that? 743 00:29:21,816 --> 00:29:24,284 Well, I wanted to get something for my 50 grand. 744 00:29:24,352 --> 00:29:28,188 We needed the 50 grand for an exploratory committee. 745 00:29:28,256 --> 00:29:30,223 'Cause, even though he was a terrible husband, 746 00:29:30,291 --> 00:29:32,158 he was a great lover, 747 00:29:32,226 --> 00:29:34,594 and would have been a fabulous governor. 748 00:29:34,662 --> 00:29:37,697 I really wanted to make love in that mansion... 749 00:29:37,765 --> 00:29:39,866 with Antonio. 750 00:29:41,969 --> 00:29:44,738 Well, I'm bored. 751 00:29:46,073 --> 00:29:47,674 Come on. 752 00:29:54,081 --> 00:29:55,649 All I'm saying is that showing me passed out 753 00:29:55,716 --> 00:29:56,883 surrounded by beer cans 754 00:29:56,951 --> 00:29:58,451 is not exactly my idea 755 00:29:58,519 --> 00:29:59,886 of a nuanced photo. 756 00:29:59,954 --> 00:30:01,354 Well, if you hated that, 757 00:30:01,422 --> 00:30:03,089 you're not gonna like this commercial. 758 00:30:03,157 --> 00:30:04,424 It's about to start airing. 759 00:30:04,492 --> 00:30:06,893 What? Dude, we have a commercial? 760 00:30:06,961 --> 00:30:08,962 Yup. I sliced one together last night 761 00:30:09,030 --> 00:30:10,630 and got the local station to air it 762 00:30:10,698 --> 00:30:12,032 in exchange for you giving free psychic readings 763 00:30:12,099 --> 00:30:13,166 - for the next year. - Smart thinking. 764 00:30:13,234 --> 00:30:14,834 Yeah. 765 00:30:14,902 --> 00:30:16,542 I'm Shawn Spencer, and this is my vision 766 00:30:16,604 --> 00:30:18,038 for Santa Barbara. 767 00:30:19,907 --> 00:30:22,509 Ooh. 768 00:30:24,712 --> 00:30:28,949 Ooh. 769 00:30:33,054 --> 00:30:35,288 - Wow. - Sorry, man. 770 00:30:35,356 --> 00:30:37,590 - I had to go big. - The bird thing was messed up. 771 00:30:37,658 --> 00:30:39,192 - Right. - But some of those 772 00:30:39,260 --> 00:30:40,894 - weren't far from the truth. - I know. 773 00:30:44,198 --> 00:30:46,433 Straub. 774 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:49,069 How come I wasn't consulted on that commercial? 775 00:30:49,136 --> 00:30:50,971 'Cause Gus is running the show solo now. 776 00:30:51,038 --> 00:30:52,372 Sorry I didn't tell you, 777 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,940 but I just haven't been satisfied 778 00:30:54,008 --> 00:30:55,208 with the way my campaign's being managed. 779 00:30:55,276 --> 00:30:56,943 - Competently? - Exactly. 780 00:30:57,011 --> 00:30:58,044 By the way, did you know 781 00:30:58,112 --> 00:30:59,679 that Channing did get the 50k 782 00:30:59,747 --> 00:31:00,914 for the exploratory committee from his wife 783 00:31:00,982 --> 00:31:02,582 the night that he died? 784 00:31:02,650 --> 00:31:05,185 That's impossible. He would have told me. 785 00:31:10,257 --> 00:31:11,925 Not if he never had the opportunity. 786 00:31:11,993 --> 00:31:14,227 - What? - Got to bounce. 787 00:31:14,295 --> 00:31:15,662 Gus, I have it. 788 00:31:15,730 --> 00:31:17,097 Channing was robbed. 789 00:31:17,164 --> 00:31:18,965 His wife gave him the 50k, 790 00:31:19,033 --> 00:31:20,400 someone broke into the house, stole the money, 791 00:31:20,468 --> 00:31:22,736 and killed him using that missing bookend. 792 00:31:22,803 --> 00:31:24,504 The one the killer took with them 793 00:31:24,572 --> 00:31:25,905 after they clobbered Channing over the head. 794 00:31:25,973 --> 00:31:27,674 So it must have been an inside job. 795 00:31:27,742 --> 00:31:30,744 Someone with access to this house. 796 00:31:36,183 --> 00:31:39,686 Perhaps we should start with those. 797 00:31:39,754 --> 00:31:41,621 - Hey, Lassie. - So I have eliminated 798 00:31:41,689 --> 00:31:43,490 the housekeeper and the gardener, 799 00:31:43,557 --> 00:31:44,357 which pretty much leaves the plumber. 800 00:31:44,425 --> 00:31:45,892 Guy named Mike Plummer. 801 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,794 He's a plumber and his name is Plummer? 802 00:31:47,862 --> 00:31:49,329 I don't say things to be humorous. 803 00:31:49,397 --> 00:31:50,697 Ooh, speaking of humorous, 804 00:31:50,765 --> 00:31:52,399 you, my friend, are getting killed 805 00:31:52,466 --> 00:31:53,800 at the polls. 806 00:31:53,868 --> 00:31:55,235 Are you aware that your campaign 807 00:31:55,302 --> 00:31:57,704 just aired an ad detailing your foot fetish? 808 00:31:57,772 --> 00:32:00,140 It was quite disturbing. 809 00:32:00,207 --> 00:32:03,643 Foot fetish? Come on, son. 810 00:32:07,148 --> 00:32:11,384 Looks like Mike the plumber came into some cash. 811 00:32:11,452 --> 00:32:13,987 - Hello? - Hello. 812 00:32:14,055 --> 00:32:15,789 Mike Plummer the plumber? 813 00:32:21,462 --> 00:32:24,931 Uh, Shawn. 814 00:32:24,999 --> 00:32:28,680 Yo. What you got? 815 00:32:42,191 --> 00:32:44,662 Where have I seen that dude before? 816 00:32:50,206 --> 00:32:52,244 Sniff around the body or something. 817 00:32:52,647 --> 00:32:54,348 I'm gonna go snoop on his computer. 818 00:32:54,415 --> 00:32:55,849 Why do I got to hang around a dead body? 819 00:32:55,917 --> 00:32:58,785 Because you love it. 820 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:10,030 Dude, I just found a bank statement 821 00:33:10,098 --> 00:33:12,499 that shows a recent deposit of $50,000. 822 00:33:12,567 --> 00:33:15,135 How recent? Like four days ago recent? 823 00:33:15,203 --> 00:33:18,138 Yup. The day after Channing got that money from his ex-wife. 824 00:33:18,206 --> 00:33:20,440 Your theory about him robbing Channing was on point. 825 00:33:20,508 --> 00:33:22,009 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. 826 00:33:25,847 --> 00:33:27,607 Tom, this is Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster. 827 00:33:27,649 --> 00:33:30,417 Guys, this is the city's new mayor, Tom Swagerty. 828 00:33:30,485 --> 00:33:32,252 That's Abby Sheldon, 829 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,255 Swagerty's ex-fiancee. 830 00:33:35,323 --> 00:33:37,858 What is she doing at Channing's house? 831 00:33:40,328 --> 00:33:43,563 Asked and answered. 832 00:33:43,631 --> 00:33:46,366 That Channing was a randy little spaniel. 833 00:33:49,404 --> 00:33:51,104 Uh-oh. 834 00:33:54,042 --> 00:33:57,010 Let me see that. 835 00:34:00,815 --> 00:34:05,552 Bam, there was another deposit made two months earlier, 836 00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:08,722 four days after Abby's death. 837 00:34:08,790 --> 00:34:11,725 - I got it. - Good. Let's get out of here. 838 00:34:11,793 --> 00:34:13,627 I mean, why should I get fined 839 00:34:13,695 --> 00:34:15,295 for not picking up my dog's poop? 840 00:34:15,363 --> 00:34:16,663 Huh? Why? 841 00:34:16,731 --> 00:34:19,299 Good evening. Good evening, everyone. 842 00:34:19,367 --> 00:34:20,801 Excuse me. So sorry. 843 00:34:20,868 --> 00:34:23,336 My name is Shawn Spencer. 844 00:34:23,404 --> 00:34:25,005 I am actually here because I have had 845 00:34:25,073 --> 00:34:26,339 a psychic revelation 846 00:34:26,407 --> 00:34:27,841 that will shake the foundation 847 00:34:27,909 --> 00:34:30,944 of Santa Barbara to its very foundation. 848 00:34:31,012 --> 00:34:32,412 Here's the thing. 849 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,582 Abby Sheldon did not die accidentally 850 00:34:35,650 --> 00:34:38,485 in her home, as was widely reported. 851 00:34:38,553 --> 00:34:42,222 She, in fact, expired in the home of her lover, 852 00:34:42,290 --> 00:34:45,225 the man that we all knew as former mayor Gavin Channing. 853 00:34:48,262 --> 00:34:51,331 I mean, does my dog get a bill every time I do my business? 854 00:34:51,399 --> 00:34:52,999 Huh? Yeah. 855 00:34:53,067 --> 00:34:54,534 The points you're making are valid. 856 00:34:54,602 --> 00:34:57,804 But I'm gonna be up here for a really long time, 857 00:34:57,872 --> 00:35:01,408 so you'd be wise to take a seat. 858 00:35:01,476 --> 00:35:04,144 Thank you. 859 00:35:04,212 --> 00:35:07,013 Gavin Channing, for all his flaws, 860 00:35:07,081 --> 00:35:09,149 was not a murderer. 861 00:35:09,217 --> 00:35:11,818 Now I am sensing that Abby Sheldon's death 862 00:35:11,886 --> 00:35:13,687 was, in fact, accidental. 863 00:35:13,755 --> 00:35:17,390 Abby! 864 00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:20,127 What does any politician do when they're in a jam? 865 00:35:20,194 --> 00:35:21,595 They call their right-hand man, 866 00:35:21,662 --> 00:35:24,064 and, in this case, that right-hand man 867 00:35:24,132 --> 00:35:26,767 was Jason Straub... 868 00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:29,569 who, for the record, is a lefty. 869 00:35:29,637 --> 00:35:31,505 Sure enough, that is the first call 870 00:35:31,572 --> 00:35:33,440 that Channing made the night Abby died, 871 00:35:33,508 --> 00:35:36,009 according to the phone records obtained 872 00:35:36,077 --> 00:35:40,347 by SBPD's very own Carlton Lassiter. 873 00:35:40,414 --> 00:35:42,983 I am sensing that you moved Abby's body 874 00:35:43,050 --> 00:35:45,252 from Channing's house back to her house, 875 00:35:45,319 --> 00:35:47,621 still made it look like an accident. 876 00:35:50,057 --> 00:35:52,559 But there were a couple things that you didn't count on. 877 00:35:52,627 --> 00:35:54,427 First being Channing's contractor, Mike Plummer. 878 00:35:54,495 --> 00:35:56,763 Being the opportunist that he was, 879 00:35:56,831 --> 00:35:59,533 he jumped at the opportunity to document 880 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,135 this potential scandal. 881 00:36:03,871 --> 00:36:06,106 You can find these photographs at his apartment. 882 00:36:06,174 --> 00:36:07,841 And you know this how? 883 00:36:07,909 --> 00:36:10,977 Because my senses don't lie, they multiply. 884 00:36:11,045 --> 00:36:14,181 Anyway, Mike Plummer used these photographs 885 00:36:14,248 --> 00:36:17,951 to blackmail Channing to the tune of $50,000. 886 00:36:18,019 --> 00:36:19,753 Channing thought it was a one-time payout. 887 00:36:19,821 --> 00:36:23,123 Then a couple months later, Plummer shows up again 888 00:36:23,191 --> 00:36:25,025 and he asks for more. 889 00:36:25,092 --> 00:36:27,460 Channing was ready to come clean, but Straub, 890 00:36:27,528 --> 00:36:29,729 the man who orchestrated the entire cover-up, 891 00:36:29,797 --> 00:36:31,631 didn't want to go to jail, did you? 892 00:36:31,699 --> 00:36:33,659 Come on, nobody's believing this lunatic, right? 893 00:36:33,668 --> 00:36:35,468 Jason, sit down. 894 00:36:35,536 --> 00:36:38,305 You pleaded with Channing 895 00:36:38,372 --> 00:36:39,439 not to do it, and when he refused, 896 00:36:39,507 --> 00:36:42,209 finally you killed him. 897 00:36:42,276 --> 00:36:43,376 That's enough! 898 00:36:43,444 --> 00:36:46,346 The other thing... 899 00:36:46,414 --> 00:36:47,654 You stuffed him into his wetsuit 900 00:36:47,715 --> 00:36:49,883 and you dumped him into the ocean. 901 00:36:49,951 --> 00:36:51,685 The other thing you didn't count on 902 00:36:51,752 --> 00:36:54,321 was that the man who succeeded Channing as mayor 903 00:36:54,388 --> 00:36:56,790 is the same guy who was not convinced 904 00:36:56,858 --> 00:36:58,225 that the accidental death of his fiancee 905 00:36:58,292 --> 00:36:59,693 was an accident... 906 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,494 Just came by here to give you these. 907 00:37:01,562 --> 00:37:02,495 A few key objectives I'd like to get working on 908 00:37:02,563 --> 00:37:04,164 in the next couple weeks. 909 00:37:04,232 --> 00:37:05,872 Because among the list of key objectives 910 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:07,734 he gave you was a motion to reopen 911 00:37:07,802 --> 00:37:10,904 the police investigation into the death of his fiancee. 912 00:37:10,972 --> 00:37:12,539 You needed to make sure 913 00:37:12,607 --> 00:37:14,841 that Swagerty wasn't elected mayor, 914 00:37:14,909 --> 00:37:16,343 and that is why you tried to help me beat him, 915 00:37:16,410 --> 00:37:18,011 but when that didn't work, 916 00:37:18,079 --> 00:37:20,347 you killed the only person, Plummer, 917 00:37:20,414 --> 00:37:21,848 that could testify against you 918 00:37:21,916 --> 00:37:25,018 in a future trial. 919 00:37:25,086 --> 00:37:28,154 Come on, Straub. Give it up. 920 00:37:33,327 --> 00:37:34,661 Don't... don't do it. 921 00:37:34,729 --> 00:37:37,597 Don't... oh. 922 00:37:37,665 --> 00:37:41,268 Have some respect for yourself. 923 00:37:41,335 --> 00:37:42,769 That's it. 924 00:37:42,837 --> 00:37:46,039 I now cede the floor to the crazy poop woman. 925 00:37:46,107 --> 00:37:48,875 God bless Santa Barbara. 926 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:03,780 It's not too late. 927 00:38:03,848 --> 00:38:05,816 We could turn around, get Red Robin, 928 00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:07,518 go back to the Psych office. 929 00:38:07,585 --> 00:38:09,486 American Duos premieres tonight. 930 00:38:11,933 --> 00:38:15,390 - I owe you one, man. - You owe me infinity, Shawn. 931 00:38:29,335 --> 00:38:31,615 It's very simple. 932 00:38:31,761 --> 00:38:33,295 You have to tell the chief. 933 00:38:51,347 --> 00:38:55,284 You noticed the door was closed, right? 934 00:38:55,351 --> 00:38:57,152 Something on your mind? 935 00:38:57,220 --> 00:38:58,554 Yeah, actually, it's my mind 936 00:38:58,621 --> 00:38:59,657 that I want to talk to you about, chief? 937 00:38:59,777 --> 00:39:01,773 You... you know those blackmail photos 938 00:39:01,893 --> 00:39:03,458 from the Channing case, right? You remember those? 939 00:39:03,526 --> 00:39:04,960 It was three days ago. 940 00:39:05,028 --> 00:39:06,508 Oh, right, well, the funny thing is, 941 00:39:06,529 --> 00:39:08,697 and truth is it's not funny at all, 942 00:39:08,765 --> 00:39:10,999 I may not have come across those 943 00:39:11,067 --> 00:39:12,868 in the manner that you've grown accustomed to. 944 00:39:12,936 --> 00:39:14,836 I'm not following. 945 00:39:14,904 --> 00:39:17,239 What I'm saying, chief, is that it is entirely possible 946 00:39:17,307 --> 00:39:20,375 that I have been less than forthright 947 00:39:20,443 --> 00:39:24,079 about the way that I do the things that I do. 948 00:39:24,147 --> 00:39:26,615 Like this. This, for example. 949 00:39:28,484 --> 00:39:31,820 Mainly that really. 950 00:39:31,888 --> 00:39:33,822 What I'm saying is that I'm sorry, 951 00:39:33,890 --> 00:39:35,424 - but that I'm not actually... - He's covering for me. 952 00:39:35,491 --> 00:39:37,359 - What? - Shawn led me 953 00:39:37,427 --> 00:39:39,061 to the blackmail photos, and I obtained them 954 00:39:39,128 --> 00:39:42,331 - without an official warrant. - I'm sorry? 955 00:39:42,398 --> 00:39:44,666 We wouldn't have gotten the evidence if we'd waited. 956 00:39:44,734 --> 00:39:46,501 So you searched the victim's computer without a warrant? 957 00:39:46,569 --> 00:39:48,270 Yes, I did. 958 00:39:48,338 --> 00:39:51,340 But it was just the one time, I swear. 959 00:39:51,407 --> 00:39:53,287 You understand that, if a judge knew about this, 960 00:39:53,309 --> 00:39:55,110 Straub would walk? 961 00:39:55,178 --> 00:39:57,412 Fortunately for all of us, we got a confession from him. 962 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,081 Whew. 963 00:39:59,148 --> 00:40:01,783 Well, then I guess... I guess we're good here. 964 00:40:01,851 --> 00:40:03,151 Orange Whip? Orange Whip? 965 00:40:03,219 --> 00:40:06,421 No, Mr. Spencer, we are not good at all. 966 00:40:06,489 --> 00:40:08,824 You are a police officer, Ms. O'Hara. 967 00:40:08,891 --> 00:40:13,095 - And, Mr. Spencer, you are a... - Psychic. 968 00:40:13,162 --> 00:40:16,265 I was going to say an independent contractor, 969 00:40:16,332 --> 00:40:18,267 and both of you serve the people of this city. 970 00:40:18,334 --> 00:40:20,068 And everything is to remain aboveboard. 971 00:40:20,136 --> 00:40:21,570 Do I make myself clear? 972 00:40:21,638 --> 00:40:23,639 - Yes, chief. - Yeah. Absolutely. 973 00:40:23,706 --> 00:40:26,575 Good. 974 00:40:27,777 --> 00:40:30,679 You're dismissed. 975 00:40:35,918 --> 00:40:38,120 Good-bye, Mr. Spencer. 976 00:40:38,187 --> 00:40:41,089 Later, chief. 977 00:40:50,133 --> 00:40:51,600 Jules, let's not make this 978 00:40:51,668 --> 00:40:53,168 any more complicated than it needs to be. 979 00:40:53,236 --> 00:40:54,803 I know exactly why you did what you did 980 00:40:54,871 --> 00:40:56,104 with the chief this morning. 981 00:40:56,172 --> 00:40:57,606 Really? Do tell. 982 00:40:57,674 --> 00:40:59,374 Well, it's obvious, don't you think? 983 00:40:59,442 --> 00:41:02,311 I mean, without me, Santa Barbara turns into Detroit 984 00:41:02,378 --> 00:41:03,745 within a week. 985 00:41:03,813 --> 00:41:06,315 - That's not it. - It's not? 986 00:41:06,382 --> 00:41:07,916 Shawn, when I first asked you 987 00:41:07,984 --> 00:41:09,251 to tell the chief the truth 988 00:41:09,319 --> 00:41:11,219 and you declined, 989 00:41:11,287 --> 00:41:13,088 I just thought you were being selfish. 990 00:41:13,156 --> 00:41:14,916 But then you were actually going to tell her. 991 00:41:14,957 --> 00:41:16,325 It hit me... 992 00:41:16,392 --> 00:41:18,160 if I let you go through with this 993 00:41:18,227 --> 00:41:20,295 and throw everything away, 994 00:41:20,363 --> 00:41:22,964 well... 995 00:41:23,032 --> 00:41:25,067 I'd be the one being selfish, wouldn't I? 996 00:41:25,134 --> 00:41:26,568 I couldn't let you. 997 00:41:26,636 --> 00:41:29,004 Gus is so thankful. 998 00:41:29,072 --> 00:41:31,606 I know. 999 00:41:31,674 --> 00:41:34,810 So should we just do it? 1000 00:41:34,877 --> 00:41:36,445 Easy. 1001 00:41:36,512 --> 00:41:38,313 I'm not ready to get back together. 1002 00:41:38,381 --> 00:41:41,249 I mean, there's still an issue of trust here. 1003 00:41:41,317 --> 00:41:44,086 I can't just flip a switch. 1004 00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:46,388 - That's fair. - Mm. 1005 00:41:46,456 --> 00:41:48,423 - Shawn. - Yes? 1006 00:41:48,491 --> 00:41:51,560 It's not going to happen. 1007 00:41:51,627 --> 00:41:53,295 All right, well, you just tell me 1008 00:41:53,363 --> 00:41:54,963 when you're ready, because I'm going to be waiting. 1009 00:41:55,031 --> 00:41:58,533 In my stocking feet, wearing a chef's hat 1010 00:41:58,601 --> 00:42:00,202 and an apron. 1011 00:42:00,269 --> 00:42:01,570 And that's it. 1012 00:42:01,637 --> 00:42:03,205 Hmm. 1013 00:42:03,272 --> 00:42:05,741 Now who's ready for some Souplantation? 1014 00:42:05,808 --> 00:42:08,710 Soup? Soup I can do. 1015 00:42:08,778 --> 00:42:10,145 What about bisque? 1016 00:42:10,213 --> 00:42:12,047 I'm hoping there's a bisque. 1017 00:42:12,115 --> 00:42:14,349 With a little bit of luck, 1018 00:42:14,417 --> 00:42:15,984 they'll have the veggie chili. 1019 00:42:16,052 --> 00:42:17,319 Oh, I love the veggie chili. 1020 00:42:17,387 --> 00:42:18,847 - It's very chunky. - It is chunky, 1021 00:42:18,967 --> 00:42:21,140 but I love my chili chunky. 1022 00:42:23,013 --> 00:42:33,013 Sync & corrections by honeybunny Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne www.addic7ed.com