1 00:00:13,991 --> 00:00:15,759 So we just got a big break in our pursuit 2 00:00:15,826 --> 00:00:19,562 of local crime boss Max Rizzo, aka "Max the Axe." 3 00:00:19,630 --> 00:00:21,964 If I was a mobster, I think my mobster name 4 00:00:22,032 --> 00:00:23,733 would be "Franky Friction." 5 00:00:23,801 --> 00:00:25,869 That sounds like a porn name. 6 00:00:25,936 --> 00:00:27,777 No, "Chubby Pumpaloaf" sounds like a porn name. 7 00:00:27,838 --> 00:00:29,238 Okay, Spencer, please? 8 00:00:29,306 --> 00:00:30,807 - My bad, chief. - Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:30,875 --> 00:00:33,443 Now, Rizzo's longtime accountant, 10 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:36,178 Herb Pollack, has reportedly fled the organization 11 00:00:36,246 --> 00:00:38,648 with a sizeable amount of Rizzo's cash 12 00:00:38,716 --> 00:00:41,684 and copies of all of his financial records, 13 00:00:41,752 --> 00:00:46,122 which means that if we can get to Pollack before Rizzo does, 14 00:00:46,189 --> 00:00:48,024 we'll have all the evidence to put this lowlife away 15 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:50,026 for a very long time. 16 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:52,295 Oh, detective, we were just discussing the fact... 17 00:00:52,362 --> 00:00:54,030 Bup, bup, bup, I am not here. 18 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:56,499 I took the day off to do my wedding planning, remember? 19 00:00:56,567 --> 00:00:58,401 I don't want to be bothered with any police business. 20 00:00:58,469 --> 00:00:59,969 That's Max Rizzo and his accountant. 21 00:01:00,037 --> 00:01:01,337 Who just fled the organization. 22 00:01:01,405 --> 00:01:04,006 What? That is huge news... 23 00:01:04,074 --> 00:01:05,608 which I will deal with tomorrow... 24 00:01:05,676 --> 00:01:07,043 when I return to work. 25 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,778 You're doing all your wedding planning in one day? 26 00:01:08,846 --> 00:01:10,947 Yes, because I have male parts. 27 00:01:11,014 --> 00:01:12,048 Here, check it out. 28 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:14,584 I already have the save-the-dates. 29 00:01:14,652 --> 00:01:16,285 One for you... 30 00:01:16,353 --> 00:01:18,287 one for you. 31 00:01:18,355 --> 00:01:20,457 I don't know you. 32 00:01:20,524 --> 00:01:24,661 For you, and one for you. 33 00:01:24,728 --> 00:01:26,062 - Uh, Carlton? - Mm-hmm? 34 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:27,970 It says you're getting married this Saturday. 35 00:01:28,031 --> 00:01:29,231 2:00 P.M. sharp. 36 00:01:29,299 --> 00:01:30,934 Now, be on the lookout for the actual invite 37 00:01:31,001 --> 00:01:34,303 which should be arriving in three, two, one, 38 00:01:34,371 --> 00:01:35,438 hey-yo! 39 00:01:35,506 --> 00:01:36,906 There you go. 40 00:01:36,974 --> 00:01:40,743 One for you and one for you and... 41 00:01:40,811 --> 00:01:43,847 Um, it says to RSVP by noon today. 42 00:01:43,914 --> 00:01:45,181 What can I say? 43 00:01:45,248 --> 00:01:47,283 I've got one speed, and it is full throttle. 44 00:01:47,351 --> 00:01:48,785 Plus, there was a last-minute cancelation 45 00:01:48,853 --> 00:01:50,119 at Casten Meadows. 46 00:01:50,187 --> 00:01:52,021 Okay, so I feel like my briefing is done. 47 00:01:52,089 --> 00:01:53,523 Thank you, everyone. 48 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:57,059 - O'Hara? - Yep. 49 00:01:57,127 --> 00:01:59,128 Looks like I'm gonna have to go to this solo. 50 00:01:59,196 --> 00:02:01,898 Rachael's in London taking Max to see his dad. 51 00:02:01,966 --> 00:02:04,467 - You didn't tell me that. - I'm telling you now. 52 00:02:04,535 --> 00:02:05,768 And you're cool? 53 00:02:05,836 --> 00:02:08,371 - Of course. Why wouldn't I be? - I don't know. 54 00:02:08,438 --> 00:02:11,808 'Cause she's in a foreign land with an old flame. 55 00:02:11,876 --> 00:02:13,009 He might be all... 56 00:02:13,076 --> 00:02:14,844 "Hey, my girl. 57 00:02:14,912 --> 00:02:16,813 "You want to see my johnnycake? 58 00:02:16,881 --> 00:02:18,581 Row-ti-ti!" 59 00:02:18,649 --> 00:02:20,049 Okay, first of all, 60 00:02:20,117 --> 00:02:21,885 Rachael and I have a secure relationship. 61 00:02:21,952 --> 00:02:24,554 And secondly, her ex is British, not Jamaican. 62 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:26,489 Oh, hey, Chief, O'Hara, 63 00:02:26,557 --> 00:02:28,424 uh, Marlowe's former cell mate, Big Wendy, 64 00:02:28,492 --> 00:02:30,192 is organizing a bachelorette party for her 65 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:31,561 the night before the wedding, 66 00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:33,295 and I know she was hoping you two could make it. 67 00:02:33,363 --> 00:02:35,398 Uh, didn't Big Wendy do time 68 00:02:35,465 --> 00:02:36,966 for killing a man in a bar fight? 69 00:02:37,034 --> 00:02:38,601 Uh, paralyzing a man in a bar fight, 70 00:02:38,669 --> 00:02:39,903 and she's rehabilitated now. 71 00:02:39,970 --> 00:02:41,470 Come on, it'll be fun. 72 00:02:41,539 --> 00:02:43,272 It's gonna be at the Agua Verde Hotel and Casino 73 00:02:43,340 --> 00:02:44,507 in Santa Ynez. 74 00:02:44,575 --> 00:02:46,609 That place is first class all the way. 75 00:02:46,677 --> 00:02:49,278 Isn't McNab doing part-time security work there? 76 00:02:49,346 --> 00:02:51,614 Fine, most of the way. What do you say? 77 00:02:51,682 --> 00:02:53,482 - Yeah, I'm afraid that, um... - I think that... 78 00:02:53,551 --> 00:02:56,085 Great! I'll give Big Wendy your phone numbers. 79 00:02:56,153 --> 00:02:58,154 Marlowe's gonna be so excited. 80 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,989 Lassie, we're a little hurt that you didn't invite us 81 00:03:00,057 --> 00:03:01,257 to your bachelor party. 82 00:03:01,324 --> 00:03:02,625 We'd invite you to ours. 83 00:03:02,693 --> 00:03:03,960 Provided a bunch of people dropped out. 84 00:03:04,028 --> 00:03:05,508 And you were willing to pay for stuff. 85 00:03:05,529 --> 00:03:07,496 Yeah, well, there's not gonna be a bachelor party, so... 86 00:03:07,565 --> 00:03:10,299 - Whoa, say what? What? - What? What? 87 00:03:10,367 --> 00:03:12,247 Well, there is so much work to do around here. 88 00:03:12,302 --> 00:03:14,270 I mean, Rizzo's accountant is out there for the taking. 89 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,207 And Stumpy is tied up in Chicago 90 00:03:18,275 --> 00:03:20,476 and doesn't look like he'll be able to make the wedding, 91 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:22,178 let alone a bachelor party, so... 92 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:24,447 - Who is Stumpy? - And how did he lose his leg? 93 00:03:24,514 --> 00:03:26,649 Duh. He's my best friend. 94 00:03:26,717 --> 00:03:28,585 He's my best man. He's the Stumpinator. 95 00:03:28,652 --> 00:03:30,219 We grew up together. 96 00:03:30,287 --> 00:03:33,022 He is the funniest guy you will ever meet. 97 00:03:33,090 --> 00:03:35,291 If you'll excuse me, I got some planning to do. 98 00:03:35,358 --> 00:03:38,394 Hey, Dobson, you know how to tend bar, right? 99 00:03:46,070 --> 00:03:47,937 Just think, 100 00:03:48,005 --> 00:03:49,973 in less than 29 hours, you are going to be 101 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,409 Mrs. Marlowe Lassiter. 102 00:03:55,613 --> 00:03:57,747 - Come on, girl! - She's coming! 103 00:03:57,815 --> 00:03:59,348 Why don't you come say hello to the girls? 104 00:03:59,416 --> 00:04:01,550 I would love to, but I'm not armed. 105 00:04:01,619 --> 00:04:03,953 Come on, girl! Let's go! 106 00:04:04,021 --> 00:04:05,688 We ain't love him like that. 107 00:04:05,756 --> 00:04:08,190 She's coming. Settle down, she's coming. 108 00:04:08,258 --> 00:04:09,726 You'll see his bony ass tomorrow. 109 00:04:09,793 --> 00:04:11,661 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hear you talking. 110 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:13,295 Oh, hey, baby, toss me one of those, uh... 111 00:04:13,363 --> 00:04:16,198 - I love you. - Love you too, boo. 112 00:04:35,653 --> 00:04:37,419 Note to whoever is there... 113 00:04:37,487 --> 00:04:39,956 step to me, and I whip out the enormous piece 114 00:04:40,024 --> 00:04:44,460 I have under this robe. 115 00:04:44,528 --> 00:04:47,730 Morning, Sherman. 116 00:04:51,434 --> 00:04:52,669 Sherman? 117 00:04:52,736 --> 00:04:53,703 Son of a... 118 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:59,308 - Welcome, Dorothy. - You're not in Kansas anymore. 119 00:04:59,376 --> 00:05:02,011 Surprise! 120 00:05:02,079 --> 00:05:05,748 Son of a bitch! 121 00:05:05,816 --> 00:05:08,317 What the hell, man? What the hell? 122 00:05:08,385 --> 00:05:11,420 Welcome to your bachelor party 123 00:05:11,488 --> 00:05:12,989 on the party bus! 124 00:05:13,057 --> 00:05:16,092 Damn it, Spencer, didn't I tell you I did not want... 125 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,094 You said you didn't want a bachelor party 126 00:05:18,162 --> 00:05:20,329 unless Stumpy could come, so... 127 00:05:20,397 --> 00:05:22,364 Ta-da! 128 00:05:22,432 --> 00:05:24,033 What's up, ass-face? 129 00:05:24,101 --> 00:05:25,467 Oh, man! 130 00:05:28,172 --> 00:05:30,052 We tracked him down and convinced him to come, 131 00:05:30,107 --> 00:05:31,874 - just like that! - I can't believe it! 132 00:05:31,942 --> 00:05:34,476 All right, what do say we get this show on the road? 133 00:05:34,544 --> 00:05:36,278 Let's do this. 134 00:05:36,346 --> 00:05:38,815 Yeah! 135 00:05:56,124 --> 00:05:59,124 7x07 Deez Nups 136 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:02,300 Sync & corrections by honeybunny Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne www.addic7ed.com 137 00:06:02,674 --> 00:06:04,542 Now, don't worry about extra clothes, 138 00:06:04,610 --> 00:06:07,978 because we had Marlowe pack you an overnight bag. 139 00:06:08,046 --> 00:06:10,714 And I brought sandwiches made with the good stuff. 140 00:06:10,782 --> 00:06:13,083 That's right... turkey loaf! 141 00:06:13,152 --> 00:06:15,653 - Turkey loaf! - Oh, oh, oh! 142 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,489 And if anybody craves the delicious combo 143 00:06:18,557 --> 00:06:21,759 of lime jell-o and grain alcohol... 144 00:06:21,826 --> 00:06:23,927 Voila! 145 00:06:23,995 --> 00:06:25,429 All right, now, I do have to say, though, 146 00:06:25,497 --> 00:06:27,097 things cannot get too crazy tonight. 147 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:28,999 I mean, I am getting married tomorrow, 148 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:31,035 so no funny business, 149 00:06:31,102 --> 00:06:33,037 like slipping me an illegal substance 150 00:06:33,104 --> 00:06:34,872 as they did in The Hangover. 151 00:06:34,939 --> 00:06:36,339 Okay, first of all, that was a movie 152 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:38,042 and not a very realistic one. 153 00:06:38,109 --> 00:06:41,212 I mean, only insane people do that kind of stuff. 154 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,548 Yeah, really. 155 00:06:43,615 --> 00:06:45,749 Whoo! 156 00:06:45,817 --> 00:06:49,420 Stumpy, five. Tiny toilet, one. 157 00:06:49,488 --> 00:06:51,089 Yeah! It's the Stumpmeister! 158 00:06:51,156 --> 00:06:52,657 Ha! 159 00:06:52,724 --> 00:06:55,193 Man, I still can't believe that you are here. 160 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:56,627 It's your wedding, brah! 161 00:06:56,695 --> 00:06:57,728 Come on, ladies, who needs one? 162 00:06:57,796 --> 00:06:59,597 - Right here. - This guy right here. 163 00:06:59,665 --> 00:07:01,532 Right there. 164 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,602 I'd like to propose a toast... 165 00:07:04,670 --> 00:07:07,705 to the unfortunate broad that has to marry this clown. 166 00:07:09,608 --> 00:07:12,843 - Cheers! - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 167 00:07:12,911 --> 00:07:15,513 - Damn it! - I did that! 168 00:07:18,016 --> 00:07:21,085 Oh, didn't I tell you this guy was hilarious? 169 00:07:21,152 --> 00:07:23,053 It's funny because it's so smart. 170 00:07:23,121 --> 00:07:25,356 What did I tell you about keeping this thing clean? 171 00:07:25,424 --> 00:07:27,525 Oh, come on, pop. It's a... it's a party bus. 172 00:07:27,593 --> 00:07:29,434 Yeah, but the rental contract is under my name. 173 00:07:29,461 --> 00:07:32,196 First, you scuff up the support beam, and now this? 174 00:07:32,264 --> 00:07:34,632 - Dad, that's a stripper pole. - Don't be a smart-ass. 175 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:36,166 Okay. 176 00:07:38,069 --> 00:07:40,838 Yeah! 177 00:07:40,905 --> 00:07:45,610 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 178 00:07:52,817 --> 00:07:56,186 Ooh, this gonna do just fine. 179 00:07:56,255 --> 00:07:59,457 - Ooh. Yeah. - Huh. 180 00:07:59,524 --> 00:08:03,060 Oh, um... Yeah, uh, uh... 181 00:08:03,128 --> 00:08:04,862 Hey, I see that there's only one bed? 182 00:08:04,929 --> 00:08:07,698 Not to be a pain or anything, but I've got back issues, 183 00:08:07,766 --> 00:08:09,006 and a cot just is not an option. 184 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:10,134 Yeah, ditto. 185 00:08:10,201 --> 00:08:11,835 Who said anything about sleeping? 186 00:08:11,903 --> 00:08:14,705 Now suit up. 187 00:08:14,773 --> 00:08:16,240 - Oh. - Oh, my God! 188 00:08:16,308 --> 00:08:18,342 Ooh, I love it. 189 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:19,843 Ooh, oh, wow. 190 00:08:19,911 --> 00:08:23,314 Did a hooker will these to you or...? 191 00:08:23,382 --> 00:08:25,750 No. 192 00:08:25,817 --> 00:08:26,917 They're mine. 193 00:08:26,985 --> 00:08:30,888 Oh. Well, uh, now that I look at it, 194 00:08:30,955 --> 00:08:34,592 I mean, this is exactly the kind of dress 195 00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:36,126 that I would love to buy myself 196 00:08:36,194 --> 00:08:37,762 but that I wouldn't have the... 197 00:08:37,829 --> 00:08:41,231 - Guts to do it. - Guts to buy myself. 198 00:08:42,801 --> 00:08:45,102 Girl, I'm just playing with you! 199 00:08:47,773 --> 00:08:49,573 All right, let's do some shots, baby! 200 00:08:49,641 --> 00:08:51,108 Get this party started! 201 00:08:51,176 --> 00:08:54,211 Uh, yeah. Um, I don't really do shots. 202 00:08:54,279 --> 00:08:56,380 - In fact, I rarely drink. - Oh, come on, Karen. 203 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:57,815 No, no, no, no. Really, really, this is just... 204 00:08:57,882 --> 00:09:01,485 it's not a great idea. I mean, I'm the chief of police. 205 00:09:01,553 --> 00:09:05,690 And I'm the chief of making bitches do shots. 206 00:09:07,526 --> 00:09:09,794 All righty, then. 207 00:09:09,861 --> 00:09:12,697 I'll see you in the E.R. 208 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,535 All right, okay. 209 00:09:17,602 --> 00:09:20,638 20 more, girl. 20 more. 210 00:09:20,706 --> 00:09:23,006 - This place is just like Vegas. - A little smaller. 211 00:09:23,074 --> 00:09:25,676 I'm guessing the escorts might be a bit dicey. 212 00:09:25,744 --> 00:09:27,611 Then again, we haven't really started drinking yet. 213 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:29,547 And the criteria's bound to change. 214 00:09:29,614 --> 00:09:30,854 We can look, but we can't touch. 215 00:09:32,651 --> 00:09:33,818 Why do you keep checking that thing? 216 00:09:33,885 --> 00:09:35,519 Uh, no reason. 217 00:09:35,587 --> 00:09:38,756 Whoa, ho, ho! He is moving the hips! 218 00:09:38,824 --> 00:09:41,726 - He's working the room! - Somebody's having fun! 219 00:09:41,793 --> 00:09:44,428 All right, I admit it... it is good to be here. 220 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,564 I mean, you guys won't believe this, 221 00:09:46,631 --> 00:09:48,599 but I get so caught up with work 222 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:50,401 and opposing the health care law at a grassroots level 223 00:09:50,469 --> 00:09:52,670 that sometimes I just forget to, you know, cut loose 224 00:09:52,738 --> 00:09:54,572 and have some fun. 225 00:09:54,639 --> 00:09:57,241 - Hey! Ass-iter! - Stump-iter! 226 00:09:57,308 --> 00:09:59,209 I can't believe this guy is here! 227 00:09:59,277 --> 00:10:00,310 Oh... 228 00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:03,414 Oh! Every time! Every time. 229 00:10:03,482 --> 00:10:05,449 Hey, I need 300 bucks. Come on. 230 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:06,851 You got it, Stumpelstiltskin. 231 00:10:06,918 --> 00:10:08,819 That should do it. 232 00:10:08,887 --> 00:10:10,788 - There you go. - Uh-huh. 233 00:10:10,856 --> 00:10:13,557 Oh! Is that guy awesome or what? 234 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:17,027 We totally understand why you dig him so much. 235 00:10:17,095 --> 00:10:18,195 Granted, the Stumpinator and I... 236 00:10:18,263 --> 00:10:19,530 we're very different people, 237 00:10:19,598 --> 00:10:20,898 but at his core, the Stumpinator 238 00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:23,066 is one of the most decent and trustworthy people 239 00:10:23,134 --> 00:10:24,635 you will ever meet. 240 00:10:24,703 --> 00:10:26,336 Well, now, you gentlemen excuse me. 241 00:10:26,405 --> 00:10:28,706 I'm gonna go shoot some craps. 242 00:10:28,774 --> 00:10:31,809 Hey-yo! 243 00:10:31,877 --> 00:10:33,544 His friend is an idiot, 244 00:10:33,612 --> 00:10:36,514 but I must say it is nice seeing Lassie cut loose. 245 00:10:36,581 --> 00:10:38,783 I agree. It's all about getting him away from work. 246 00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:41,318 Yeah. I think I'm gonna go join him. 247 00:10:41,386 --> 00:10:42,953 You're gonna shoot craps? 248 00:10:43,021 --> 00:10:45,088 Nah, I'll be at the nickel slots. 249 00:10:45,156 --> 00:10:46,757 Eh. 250 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:52,996 If we can get to Pollack before Rizzo does, 251 00:10:53,064 --> 00:10:54,932 we'll have all the evidence to put this lowlife away 252 00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:58,201 for a long time. 253 00:10:58,269 --> 00:11:01,271 - Oh, my God! - And you two... I knew it! 254 00:11:01,339 --> 00:11:04,542 All right, girls. Girls, girls, girls. 255 00:11:04,609 --> 00:11:06,877 Is it just me, or has it gotten hot up in here? 256 00:11:06,945 --> 00:11:09,279 Oh, it's pretty hot. 257 00:11:09,347 --> 00:11:11,449 You have the right to remain silent. 258 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,855 Shake it, baby! 259 00:11:17,923 --> 00:11:21,325 Yes! You better shake it! 260 00:11:25,229 --> 00:11:29,266 That is not okay. That's illegal! 261 00:11:29,334 --> 00:11:32,402 Aah! 262 00:11:34,305 --> 00:11:36,306 Buzz? 263 00:11:36,374 --> 00:11:38,876 I swear, I can explain. 264 00:11:38,944 --> 00:11:40,511 I'm sober now. 265 00:11:40,579 --> 00:11:42,880 Congratulations. 266 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:47,217 Okay, what is this, uh, straight-to-voice-mail nonsense? 267 00:11:47,285 --> 00:11:49,453 Dude, where did you go? 268 00:11:49,521 --> 00:11:51,655 Call me back. 269 00:11:51,723 --> 00:11:53,691 - I miss you. - Hey. 270 00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:55,993 You said you were going to play the nickel slots. 271 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,427 Explain yourself. 272 00:11:57,496 --> 00:11:59,229 You got all in my head about Rachael's ex being... 273 00:11:59,297 --> 00:12:02,265 - Ey, my girl. - He's not Jamaican. 274 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:03,901 But she hasn't called since she landed, 275 00:12:03,969 --> 00:12:05,402 and I'm starting to get nervous. 276 00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:08,438 All right, look, it's probably the time difference, okay? 277 00:12:08,507 --> 00:12:10,541 Besides, we have much bigger issues right now. 278 00:12:10,609 --> 00:12:12,610 - What? - Herb Pollack is here. 279 00:12:12,677 --> 00:12:15,078 - Max Rizzo's accountant? - What are the odds? 280 00:12:15,146 --> 00:12:16,413 We got to alert the local police 281 00:12:16,481 --> 00:12:17,748 and get Lassie the hell out of here. 282 00:12:17,816 --> 00:12:19,182 Otherwise, our sweet little party 283 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,318 is gonna become a work trip. 284 00:12:21,386 --> 00:12:24,454 Oh, hey, guys. Look who I found. 285 00:12:24,523 --> 00:12:25,756 - Hello. - Shut up. 286 00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:40,166 I rule. 287 00:12:40,234 --> 00:12:41,827 Nice freakin' party. 288 00:12:42,398 --> 00:12:43,732 Where's Stumpy, by the way? 289 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,467 Somewhere disappointing Jesus. 290 00:12:45,535 --> 00:12:47,102 Aw, come on, gang. Cheer up. 291 00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:48,637 We will recommence the festivities 292 00:12:48,705 --> 00:12:50,026 as soon as we drop this schlub off 293 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,940 to the local authorities for safekeeping. 294 00:12:52,008 --> 00:12:53,375 Well, you do realize that I'm no good 295 00:12:53,442 --> 00:12:54,710 without the flash drives, right? 296 00:12:54,778 --> 00:12:56,745 You think I just walk around with hard copies 297 00:12:56,813 --> 00:12:58,814 of a mob boss's taxes? 298 00:12:58,882 --> 00:13:00,549 They're all on a couple of drives back at my apartment. 299 00:13:00,616 --> 00:13:03,385 So we'll drop you off to the local brethren 300 00:13:03,452 --> 00:13:05,754 - and come back for 'em later. - Okay. 301 00:13:05,822 --> 00:13:08,957 That is assuming that Rizzo doesn't get to them first. 302 00:13:09,025 --> 00:13:11,493 One doesn't get to be a ruthless crime lord 303 00:13:11,561 --> 00:13:13,128 without being persistent. 304 00:13:13,196 --> 00:13:16,331 Look, my condo is three blocks that way. 305 00:13:16,399 --> 00:13:18,734 I'll run in real quick. 306 00:13:18,802 --> 00:13:20,869 If you are messing with me, I will punch you in the face 307 00:13:20,937 --> 00:13:22,237 - so hard... - Look. 308 00:13:22,305 --> 00:13:24,306 I want to put him away too. 309 00:13:24,373 --> 00:13:27,576 That way, he won't kill me. 310 00:13:27,643 --> 00:13:29,812 Damn it. Henry, bang a right up here. 311 00:13:29,879 --> 00:13:31,880 Henry, bang a right. 312 00:13:33,683 --> 00:13:36,551 You said you were working security here. 313 00:13:36,619 --> 00:13:39,021 No, I said I wore a security uniform here, 314 00:13:39,089 --> 00:13:41,523 which is technically true, though this one's a tear-away. 315 00:13:41,591 --> 00:13:42,912 How long have you been doing this? 316 00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:44,459 A couple of months. 317 00:13:44,527 --> 00:13:45,861 Francine and I are saving for a new condo, 318 00:13:45,929 --> 00:13:47,462 and we really need the extra cash. 319 00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:48,997 You know, plus, it's a great group of guys, 320 00:13:49,065 --> 00:13:50,665 and we really support each other, 321 00:13:50,734 --> 00:13:52,067 and I never go full nude. 322 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,436 - I just strip down to the thong... - Buzz, Buzz. 323 00:13:54,503 --> 00:13:57,305 Oh, God. This is awful, isn't it? 324 00:13:57,373 --> 00:14:00,242 I'm gonna get fired, aren't I? 325 00:14:02,578 --> 00:14:04,646 Not if you leave right now. 326 00:14:04,714 --> 00:14:07,282 - I was never here. - Okay. 327 00:14:09,352 --> 00:14:12,287 Oops. I forgot my boomer. 328 00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:19,228 Marlowe? What's wrong? 329 00:14:19,295 --> 00:14:21,964 We can get another stripper. 330 00:14:22,031 --> 00:14:23,732 What if I can't go through with it? 331 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,534 Well, there's pay-per-view. There's... 332 00:14:26,602 --> 00:14:30,405 That's not what I'm talking about. 333 00:14:30,473 --> 00:14:32,540 Whoa. 334 00:14:32,608 --> 00:14:34,509 Wait. What happened? 335 00:14:34,577 --> 00:14:37,579 It's just all happening so fast. 336 00:14:37,647 --> 00:14:40,448 I mean, I love Carlton, 337 00:14:40,516 --> 00:14:41,950 but three weeks ago, 338 00:14:42,018 --> 00:14:44,486 I was in a cell making soap tchotchkes. 339 00:14:44,553 --> 00:14:48,423 Look, this is a huge step for Carlton too. 340 00:14:48,491 --> 00:14:50,325 I mean, you two are crazy about each other. 341 00:14:54,998 --> 00:14:57,299 I got to get some air. 342 00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:03,238 The flash drives are in my bedroom. 343 00:15:03,306 --> 00:15:04,973 I put it in a hollowed-out book. 344 00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:06,875 Do you think I give a rat's ass where it is? 345 00:15:06,943 --> 00:15:08,777 Go get it. 346 00:15:11,514 --> 00:15:14,283 Whoa. 347 00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:16,218 This dude has a receipt for a ticket 348 00:15:16,286 --> 00:15:20,055 to a Michael Damian concert. 349 00:15:20,123 --> 00:15:21,456 Huh. 350 00:15:21,524 --> 00:15:22,891 Why would you take that? 351 00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:24,959 Because it had a picture of Michael Damian on it. 352 00:15:31,968 --> 00:15:34,303 15-love. 353 00:15:38,741 --> 00:15:40,642 Bro, you got a monster backhand. 354 00:15:56,425 --> 00:15:59,228 Run! 355 00:15:59,295 --> 00:16:00,762 Battery acid. 356 00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:03,198 - I'll take a case. - Oh, okay. 357 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:06,534 Henry, fire up the bus! 358 00:16:06,602 --> 00:16:10,505 - Come on, Strode! Run! - Why are we running? 359 00:16:24,453 --> 00:16:25,754 Uncle Max. 360 00:16:25,821 --> 00:16:27,822 Tell me you two crap heads found Pollack. 361 00:16:27,891 --> 00:16:29,191 Well, we did. 362 00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:30,692 Then that cop from Santa Barbara 363 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,793 that looks like Mr. Bean got him. 364 00:16:31,861 --> 00:16:33,161 Lassiter? 365 00:16:33,229 --> 00:16:34,897 What the hell's that goon doing up in Santa Ynez? 366 00:16:34,964 --> 00:16:37,933 Getting married, apparently, to some broad named Marlowe. 367 00:16:40,336 --> 00:16:42,504 Skip the paraffin, Jing-Wei. I got to bounce. 368 00:16:48,878 --> 00:16:50,812 - Chief. - Oh, yeah? 369 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,247 Have you seen Marlowe? 370 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,582 I have not. 371 00:16:58,955 --> 00:17:01,156 Ain't no way she left this casino. 372 00:17:01,224 --> 00:17:04,092 She couldn't have, not wearing them ho clothes. 373 00:17:05,962 --> 00:17:09,831 Excuse me. Do any of you three have dongs? 374 00:17:09,899 --> 00:17:11,733 Because I failed to ask that 375 00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:15,537 of the last prostitute and lived to regret it. 376 00:17:20,944 --> 00:17:22,444 - Let's go. - Hey. Oh, but... 377 00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:27,682 Well, do we have any idea where she is? 378 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:28,750 Okay. 379 00:17:28,818 --> 00:17:30,352 Who was that? Was it Rachael? 380 00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:32,554 Why would Rachael call me? That was Jules. 381 00:17:32,621 --> 00:17:33,822 What'd she want? 382 00:17:33,889 --> 00:17:35,657 Uh, your firearms are being delivered 383 00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:37,326 - to the hotel as requested. - Excellent. 384 00:17:37,393 --> 00:17:39,227 Let's dump off this loser and get back 385 00:17:39,295 --> 00:17:40,963 to stumpin' up the jam. 386 00:17:41,030 --> 00:17:43,698 Ooh, hang on. 387 00:17:43,766 --> 00:17:46,201 Who the hell is this? 388 00:17:46,269 --> 00:17:48,803 - Speak. - Carlton Lassiter... 389 00:17:48,871 --> 00:17:50,805 It's your old friend Max Rizzo. 390 00:17:50,873 --> 00:17:53,708 Well, speak of the devil. 391 00:17:53,776 --> 00:17:55,177 How you been, scumbag? 392 00:17:55,244 --> 00:17:56,411 Funny you should call. 393 00:17:56,479 --> 00:17:58,180 I happen to be standing with a buddy of yours. 394 00:17:58,247 --> 00:18:00,282 Oh, hang on. He wants to say hello. 395 00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:01,883 - Say hello. - Hello? 396 00:18:01,951 --> 00:18:05,753 Bam! Your ass is going down for a long time. 397 00:18:05,821 --> 00:18:07,022 Is that right? 398 00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:08,390 Well, that should be interesting. 399 00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:09,691 Yeah. 400 00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:11,319 'Cause you see, as luck would have it, 401 00:18:11,327 --> 00:18:14,596 I'm hanging out with an old friend of yours. 402 00:18:16,232 --> 00:18:17,899 Baby. 403 00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:19,134 Marlowe? 404 00:18:22,116 --> 00:18:23,876 Son of a bitch proposed a straight-up swap. 405 00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:26,552 Marlowe for Herb... that's the deal. 406 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:30,489 I have one weakness in this life, and he has her. 407 00:18:31,049 --> 00:18:33,417 She's probably scared to death, and I'm not there to help her. 408 00:18:33,485 --> 00:18:36,287 Oh, let her go, C-dog. 409 00:18:36,355 --> 00:18:38,122 There are, like, 3 billion chicks out there 410 00:18:38,189 --> 00:18:41,459 that need dudes like us, and that's just in the Ukraine. 411 00:18:41,526 --> 00:18:44,762 That doesn't make any sense. 412 00:18:44,829 --> 00:18:46,297 This is by far the worst selection 413 00:18:46,365 --> 00:18:48,432 of adult features I've ever seen. 414 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,833 Chitty Chitty Gangbang? 415 00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:51,638 Batman and Throbbin'? 416 00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:53,103 Hannah Does Her Sisters? 417 00:18:53,171 --> 00:18:54,672 I saw that in '92. 418 00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:56,607 Where's the slo-mo? 419 00:18:56,675 --> 00:18:58,942 Can't risk it. I won't. 420 00:18:59,010 --> 00:19:00,645 I have waited too long, 421 00:19:00,712 --> 00:19:04,047 and I am going to marry my fiancee tomorrow. 422 00:19:04,115 --> 00:19:07,318 I will put that greasy scumbag Rizzo away some other day soon. 423 00:19:07,386 --> 00:19:09,219 We make the swap. We make it now. 424 00:19:09,288 --> 00:19:10,988 Uh, what about the chief? 425 00:19:11,055 --> 00:19:13,557 - Oh. - You must try and hydrate. 426 00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:16,494 I can't feel my skin. 427 00:19:16,561 --> 00:19:18,596 I haven't done shots since college, 428 00:19:18,664 --> 00:19:20,898 and I just didn't want to be the wet blanket. 429 00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:23,567 I know you didn't. 430 00:19:23,635 --> 00:19:25,736 What's stuck to my lip? 431 00:19:25,804 --> 00:19:28,506 It's a peanut shell, Karen. 432 00:19:28,573 --> 00:19:30,541 I believe the chief is okay with this plan. 433 00:19:30,609 --> 00:19:31,842 Yeah. 434 00:19:31,910 --> 00:19:34,878 Let's grab Herb out of the bedroom. 435 00:19:34,946 --> 00:19:38,316 Uh, hey, y'all. Um, we got a serious problem. 436 00:19:38,383 --> 00:19:41,051 Uh, why are you wearing a towel? 437 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:44,955 Oh, you... you guys are gonna be so mad. 438 00:19:45,023 --> 00:19:46,757 Um, Herb got away. 439 00:19:46,825 --> 00:19:48,945 I mean, little weasel just jumped out the damn window. 440 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,128 Is this some kind of joke? 441 00:19:51,196 --> 00:19:53,096 This is my life! 442 00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:56,099 Pollack! 443 00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:58,068 Wendy, what happened? 444 00:19:58,136 --> 00:19:59,837 He was handcuffed to the bedpost. 445 00:19:59,904 --> 00:20:01,405 He ripped himself from it. 446 00:20:01,473 --> 00:20:03,641 I mean, and, like, he gnawed his paw like a wolf. 447 00:20:03,709 --> 00:20:05,042 Woody. 448 00:20:05,109 --> 00:20:07,144 I'm sorry, but she smells like biscuits. 449 00:20:07,212 --> 00:20:09,814 Aw, thanks, boo. 450 00:20:09,881 --> 00:20:12,450 Ooh. What am I supposed to do now? 451 00:20:12,517 --> 00:20:16,654 Someone tell me what in the hell I am supposed to do now. 452 00:20:16,722 --> 00:20:18,422 - O'Hara? - Come here. 453 00:20:18,490 --> 00:20:21,525 Sit. Breathe. 454 00:20:21,593 --> 00:20:25,262 - Sit and breathe. - I have an idea. 455 00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:27,398 Hope is not lost. 456 00:20:27,466 --> 00:20:30,334 How much do you trust me? 457 00:20:43,382 --> 00:20:44,815 You all right there, honey bunny? 458 00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:48,019 You put a gag on her, you son of a bitch? 459 00:20:48,086 --> 00:20:49,553 Why is she in a housecoat? 460 00:20:49,621 --> 00:20:51,255 If you so much as breathed on her... 461 00:20:51,322 --> 00:20:52,790 Oh, nobody touched her. 462 00:20:52,858 --> 00:20:55,693 Now, give me my rat. 463 00:20:55,761 --> 00:20:56,894 Let's go. Go ahead. 464 00:20:56,961 --> 00:20:58,729 Walk towards my voice, baby. 465 00:20:58,797 --> 00:21:00,731 All right, this way. There you go, baby. 466 00:21:00,799 --> 00:21:02,800 Hope you said your prayers, Herb. 467 00:21:02,868 --> 00:21:05,403 Hey, and remember, he ends up in a ditch, 468 00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:07,237 I will have you by the plums for murder. 469 00:21:07,305 --> 00:21:09,039 I mean, don't you think your little buddy Herb there 470 00:21:09,107 --> 00:21:10,741 made copies of those files? 471 00:21:10,809 --> 00:21:13,243 If I were you, I'd give him a raise 472 00:21:13,311 --> 00:21:14,978 and take him out to dinner and a show. 473 00:21:15,046 --> 00:21:16,806 Don't you try to tell me about my business. 474 00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:23,587 Man, have some respect for yourself. 475 00:21:23,655 --> 00:21:25,255 Good luck there, Herb. 476 00:21:25,323 --> 00:21:26,624 You're on borrowed time, dirtbag. 477 00:21:26,691 --> 00:21:28,859 Catch me if you can, ham bone. 478 00:21:28,927 --> 00:21:30,327 Take it to the bank. There you go, baby. 479 00:21:48,513 --> 00:21:50,414 You double-crossed me, you rat bastard! 480 00:21:50,482 --> 00:21:52,083 Look who's talking, you son of a bitch! 481 00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:53,984 Who the hell is that? 482 00:21:54,052 --> 00:21:56,019 Retired detective first grade Henry Spencer. 483 00:21:56,087 --> 00:21:58,255 I busted your Uncle Sal in '83, 484 00:21:58,323 --> 00:22:00,825 so go ahead, punch me in the face as hard as you can. 485 00:22:00,892 --> 00:22:02,960 I knew I couldn't trust you. 486 00:22:03,027 --> 00:22:05,563 That is not my future wife! 487 00:22:05,630 --> 00:22:08,165 No, but I could be. 488 00:22:08,232 --> 00:22:12,770 Jesus of Nazareth, where the hell is my fiancee? 489 00:22:12,838 --> 00:22:14,137 All right, look. 490 00:22:14,205 --> 00:22:16,674 Your gal got the drop on my idiot nephew Tito 491 00:22:16,741 --> 00:22:17,741 back at the hotel. 492 00:22:17,809 --> 00:22:19,209 See, it turns out 493 00:22:19,277 --> 00:22:23,046 he ordered a companion up to his room, sight unseen. 494 00:22:23,114 --> 00:22:26,016 She shows up. The dong comes out. 495 00:22:26,084 --> 00:22:27,785 Your gal seizes the moment, and Bob's your uncle. 496 00:22:27,853 --> 00:22:29,854 I got to hand it to you, Lassiter... 497 00:22:29,921 --> 00:22:32,422 you are marrying one tough broad there. 498 00:22:32,491 --> 00:22:34,925 She even busted out some Muay Thai in the hallway 499 00:22:34,993 --> 00:22:36,426 before she jumped out the window. 500 00:22:36,495 --> 00:22:38,095 That is my gal. 501 00:22:38,162 --> 00:22:39,630 Ironically, 502 00:22:39,698 --> 00:22:41,732 your boy Herb slipped through the fingers of my coroner 503 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,401 and Marlowe's recently paroled maid of honor. 504 00:22:44,469 --> 00:22:45,803 All right, so what do you say we just pretend 505 00:22:45,871 --> 00:22:47,437 - it never happened? - Yeah, fine by me. 506 00:22:47,506 --> 00:22:49,072 You'll be behind bars within a week anyway. 507 00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:50,407 Fat chance. 508 00:22:50,475 --> 00:22:54,478 I'll see you in your nightmares, pony boy. 509 00:22:54,546 --> 00:22:56,013 W-wait a second... are you telling me 510 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,382 that Rizzo had the same exact plan we did? 511 00:22:58,449 --> 00:23:00,818 Yep, which means my fiancee's still missing. 512 00:23:00,886 --> 00:23:03,654 - We're going to find her. - That Rizzo's a cagey bastard. 513 00:23:03,722 --> 00:23:05,823 Taking off my hood, he sees I'm not Herb. 514 00:23:05,891 --> 00:23:07,525 He has his lackey turn up the radio. 515 00:23:07,592 --> 00:23:08,993 He knows I'm wearing a wire. 516 00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:10,661 Whoo! I got to tell you, I haven't felt this alive 517 00:23:10,729 --> 00:23:12,362 since Jerry Carp shot me in the chest. 518 00:23:12,430 --> 00:23:14,565 - When you almost died? - Exactly. 519 00:23:14,633 --> 00:23:17,902 Team, thank you for getting me back in the game. 520 00:23:17,969 --> 00:23:19,970 Hey! Are we gonna party or what? 521 00:23:39,323 --> 00:23:40,558 It's impossible! 522 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:41,892 There's no way she jumped out of this window! 523 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,796 - It's too high! - Not for Spider-Man. 524 00:23:45,864 --> 00:23:46,830 What? 525 00:23:46,898 --> 00:23:48,498 He wouldn't even need his webs. 526 00:23:48,567 --> 00:23:51,835 He could just scale with his sticky crawl. 527 00:23:51,903 --> 00:23:53,437 What the heck am I talking about? 528 00:23:53,504 --> 00:23:55,873 Uh, Lassie, that ledge actually turns the corner 529 00:23:55,941 --> 00:23:57,461 and runs along the side of the building 530 00:23:57,475 --> 00:23:58,676 towards the fire escape. 531 00:23:58,743 --> 00:24:00,210 That's it! 532 00:24:00,278 --> 00:24:01,845 She must've gone through the window, 533 00:24:01,913 --> 00:24:03,814 onto the ledge, tight-roped her way around 534 00:24:03,882 --> 00:24:05,248 and made her escape. 535 00:24:05,316 --> 00:24:08,052 Our children are going to be seal team 6 members! 536 00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:09,386 Wait a second. 537 00:24:09,454 --> 00:24:10,888 If Marlowe's just walking around free as a bird, 538 00:24:10,956 --> 00:24:12,289 why hasn't she called? 539 00:24:12,356 --> 00:24:14,291 Maybe she got hungry 540 00:24:14,358 --> 00:24:16,060 or... 541 00:24:16,127 --> 00:24:17,761 Maybe you should shut up, Guster. 542 00:24:17,829 --> 00:24:19,597 It's a valid question, Lassie. 543 00:24:19,664 --> 00:24:23,000 Carlton, there's something you should know. 544 00:24:23,068 --> 00:24:25,903 - Marlowe and I... - Ooh! Silence, woman! 545 00:24:25,971 --> 00:24:28,205 Sorry, sweetheart. I'm getting something. 546 00:24:28,272 --> 00:24:30,908 You are marrying one tough broad there. 547 00:24:30,976 --> 00:24:33,477 She even busted out some Muay Thai in the hallway 548 00:24:33,544 --> 00:24:35,846 before she jumped out the window. 549 00:24:42,386 --> 00:24:44,554 Wow! Ha! 550 00:24:44,623 --> 00:24:47,124 That is easily the most spectacular vision 551 00:24:47,191 --> 00:24:48,759 I've ever had! 552 00:24:48,827 --> 00:24:50,661 I know where she is! 553 00:24:55,366 --> 00:24:56,734 I-I got it from here, buddy. 554 00:24:56,801 --> 00:24:59,937 I'd like my face to be the first thing she sees. 555 00:25:03,808 --> 00:25:05,242 Baby! 556 00:25:07,912 --> 00:25:09,780 Oh, Carlton. 557 00:25:09,848 --> 00:25:11,081 Oh, are you okay? 558 00:25:11,149 --> 00:25:13,817 Was that... a spinning back fist? 559 00:25:13,885 --> 00:25:15,686 Yeah. 560 00:25:15,754 --> 00:25:19,923 My God, I love you. 561 00:25:19,991 --> 00:25:22,660 I knew you'd come. I just knew it. 562 00:25:22,727 --> 00:25:24,461 How'd you know I was here? 563 00:25:24,529 --> 00:25:26,830 Spencer... he had a vision. 564 00:25:26,898 --> 00:25:29,800 I got to say it was a pretty spectacular one. 565 00:25:29,868 --> 00:25:31,334 Come on. 566 00:25:31,402 --> 00:25:33,122 I'm never letting you out of my sight again. 567 00:25:33,171 --> 00:25:34,604 Ever. 568 00:25:34,673 --> 00:25:35,806 Deal. 569 00:25:35,874 --> 00:25:37,474 But not until after the wedding 570 00:25:37,542 --> 00:25:38,942 because it would be really bad luck 571 00:25:39,010 --> 00:25:40,477 for you to see me in my dress. 572 00:25:40,545 --> 00:25:42,546 Oh, my God, what time is it? 573 00:25:42,613 --> 00:25:44,048 Yeah, we have less than two hours, 574 00:25:44,115 --> 00:25:46,249 and we have a lot of work to do, so you are coming with me. 575 00:25:46,317 --> 00:25:48,085 See you at the Meadow. 576 00:25:48,153 --> 00:25:51,588 Guard her with your life! That's not hyperbole! 577 00:25:53,391 --> 00:25:54,725 Good work, Spencer. 578 00:25:54,793 --> 00:25:56,760 - I owe you one. - Yeah. 579 00:25:56,828 --> 00:25:58,929 Let's go grab the fellas and suit up. 580 00:26:19,450 --> 00:26:21,451 Judas Priest, Strode. 581 00:26:21,519 --> 00:26:24,121 - What the hell are you doing? - Oh... 582 00:26:24,189 --> 00:26:25,622 When you said put on your suit, 583 00:26:25,690 --> 00:26:28,258 you didn't mean we were all going for a dip in the grotto? 584 00:26:28,326 --> 00:26:29,659 Why would I possibly mean that? 585 00:26:29,728 --> 00:26:31,294 Well, you weren't very specific. 586 00:26:31,362 --> 00:26:32,963 My suit suit is on the bus. 587 00:26:33,031 --> 00:26:34,598 Change on the way. Come on! 588 00:26:35,867 --> 00:26:37,228 Losing Herb's gonna leave a mark, 589 00:26:37,235 --> 00:26:38,568 but with an A.P.B. out on him, 590 00:26:38,636 --> 00:26:39,837 there's no way he's going anywhere. 591 00:26:39,904 --> 00:26:41,038 I want those files. 592 00:26:41,106 --> 00:26:43,273 Yeah? So does Rizzo. 593 00:27:09,968 --> 00:27:11,135 I think Herb is still here. 594 00:27:11,202 --> 00:27:12,469 What are you talking about? 595 00:27:12,536 --> 00:27:14,571 That crafty fox man. 596 00:27:14,639 --> 00:27:16,073 He figured that we would assume that he would run, 597 00:27:16,141 --> 00:27:17,707 so he stuck around. 598 00:27:17,776 --> 00:27:20,443 Either that, or he's the world's biggest Michael Damian fan. 599 00:27:20,511 --> 00:27:21,912 Or both. 600 00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:25,582 I am about to make Lassie's year. 601 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,001 Did you miss me? 602 00:27:44,068 --> 00:27:46,069 Not particularly. 603 00:27:48,339 --> 00:27:50,240 You know, I-I really got to pee. 604 00:27:50,308 --> 00:27:54,011 Try not to think of a warm summer's rain. 605 00:27:54,078 --> 00:27:56,379 Henry! Take me to my wedding. 606 00:28:02,453 --> 00:28:05,647 Uncle Max? Get ready to be happy. 607 00:28:07,806 --> 00:28:09,326 Oh, I can feel my heartbeat in my face. 608 00:28:09,374 --> 00:28:12,007 Well, you did have at least six shots of tequila last night. 609 00:28:12,127 --> 00:28:14,061 - How are you feeling? - Good. 610 00:28:14,129 --> 00:28:17,665 I guess I just needed a little bit of me time. 611 00:28:17,733 --> 00:28:19,967 The truth is, the whole time that I was stuck in there, 612 00:28:20,034 --> 00:28:21,869 I never panicked, not once. 613 00:28:21,936 --> 00:28:24,538 I just knew Carlton was gonna come. 614 00:28:24,606 --> 00:28:27,275 I felt safe, if that makes any sense. 615 00:28:27,342 --> 00:28:28,809 And then it hit me. 616 00:28:28,877 --> 00:28:31,979 Carlton is always going to be there... 617 00:28:32,046 --> 00:28:33,281 always. 618 00:28:33,348 --> 00:28:36,049 I never have to worry about losing him. 619 00:28:36,117 --> 00:28:37,851 Unless his ass gets shot. 620 00:28:37,919 --> 00:28:39,119 Oh. 621 00:28:39,187 --> 00:28:41,088 You know what? But that's why the po-po 622 00:28:41,156 --> 00:28:42,990 be wearing them bulletproof vests, girl. 623 00:28:43,057 --> 00:28:44,325 - All right. - It's all good. 624 00:28:44,393 --> 00:28:46,193 Yeah. 625 00:28:46,261 --> 00:28:49,963 You have to know you make him so happy. 626 00:28:50,031 --> 00:28:54,134 I have never seen him this full of life and hope. 627 00:28:54,202 --> 00:28:56,970 Look, it's gonna be hard. 628 00:28:57,038 --> 00:28:58,939 I mean, there will be days that you just want to hop 629 00:28:59,007 --> 00:29:00,874 on a plane to the South of France 630 00:29:00,942 --> 00:29:05,446 and meet a young winemaker on a bicycle. 631 00:29:05,514 --> 00:29:07,581 Oh, and all he wants to do is cook for you 632 00:29:07,649 --> 00:29:09,350 and make love. 633 00:29:09,418 --> 00:29:13,321 But then there will be those days 634 00:29:13,388 --> 00:29:16,557 when you are sick in bed, and he'll rub your feet, 635 00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:18,192 or he'll try to make you eggs florentine 636 00:29:18,259 --> 00:29:21,295 from a recipe that he found online... 637 00:29:21,363 --> 00:29:24,898 Oh, or that day when he walks into your hospital room 638 00:29:24,966 --> 00:29:26,300 holding your newborn son, 639 00:29:26,368 --> 00:29:29,269 and he will him lay gently on your chest, 640 00:29:29,338 --> 00:29:32,005 and he tells you that you look beautiful, 641 00:29:32,073 --> 00:29:34,642 even though you know you look like hell frozen over... 642 00:29:36,144 --> 00:29:40,147 And it all will be worth it. 643 00:29:40,215 --> 00:29:42,016 How the hell my parole officer gonna call me 644 00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:45,886 when I'm trying to put my face on? 645 00:29:45,954 --> 00:29:47,921 What you want, Trenice? 646 00:29:55,397 --> 00:29:58,566 And I promise never to clone your cell phone... 647 00:29:58,633 --> 00:30:00,934 my princess. 648 00:30:01,002 --> 00:30:03,136 There it is. 649 00:30:03,204 --> 00:30:06,940 Now it sings. 650 00:30:07,008 --> 00:30:09,209 Madeline and I didn't write our own vows. 651 00:30:09,277 --> 00:30:10,878 She wanted to, 652 00:30:10,945 --> 00:30:13,080 but I was my usual, stubborn, traditional self. 653 00:30:13,147 --> 00:30:15,015 Sure hope you drafted a prenup. 654 00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:16,216 Shut up, Herb. 655 00:30:16,284 --> 00:30:18,552 If you knew the pure, celestial love 656 00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:21,756 that I have surrendered to, you wouldn't worry about money. 657 00:30:21,823 --> 00:30:23,457 Plus, just shut up. 658 00:30:23,525 --> 00:30:25,292 I thought I knew that love. 659 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,829 It turns out I mistook it for a soulless concubine 660 00:30:28,897 --> 00:30:33,100 who cheated on me 12 times with 10 men. 661 00:30:33,167 --> 00:30:35,235 What? Oh, I-I have a natural part. 662 00:30:35,303 --> 00:30:37,505 Why fight it? 663 00:30:37,572 --> 00:30:40,073 Wait. So that guy who's vomiting jell-o 664 00:30:40,141 --> 00:30:41,542 is your best man? 665 00:30:41,610 --> 00:30:43,911 - Seriously? - Didn't I tell you to shut up? 666 00:30:43,978 --> 00:30:45,178 Herb is right, Lassie. 667 00:30:45,246 --> 00:30:47,014 I mean, your best friend is a tool. 668 00:30:47,081 --> 00:30:48,883 Grade-A D-bag, no question. 669 00:30:48,950 --> 00:30:50,951 He's not my best friend, okay? 670 00:30:51,019 --> 00:30:52,620 He's not my boy. He's not my man. 671 00:30:52,687 --> 00:30:54,688 I haven't seen the guy since high school. 672 00:30:54,756 --> 00:30:56,716 He was the only other member of the Anti-Glee Club 673 00:30:56,758 --> 00:30:57,958 that bothered to come to meetings. 674 00:30:58,026 --> 00:30:59,660 You know what? I don't need to explain myself. 675 00:30:59,728 --> 00:31:01,662 Why would you lie about something like that? 676 00:31:01,730 --> 00:31:05,165 Because I was embarrassed, okay? 677 00:31:05,233 --> 00:31:06,700 It's embarrassing that I didn't have somebody 678 00:31:06,768 --> 00:31:09,937 that I was super tight with to ask to my bachelor party. 679 00:31:10,004 --> 00:31:11,872 That's why I didn't want one, 680 00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:16,710 and you two ninnies go and call my bluff, and... 681 00:31:16,778 --> 00:31:18,712 Jackass' name is the first thing 682 00:31:18,780 --> 00:31:21,048 that popped into my head, so I just... I rolled with it. 683 00:31:21,115 --> 00:31:23,851 Brings me so much relief to hear you say that. 684 00:31:23,919 --> 00:31:24,952 So give him your pity, not me, 685 00:31:25,019 --> 00:31:27,020 because you know what? 686 00:31:27,088 --> 00:31:29,690 I'm happy with who I am. 687 00:31:29,758 --> 00:31:34,027 Besides, bromances are overrated. 688 00:31:34,095 --> 00:31:35,896 Marlowe gives me all the companionship 689 00:31:35,964 --> 00:31:37,331 I will ever need. 690 00:31:37,398 --> 00:31:40,568 Now, that being said... 691 00:31:40,635 --> 00:31:43,571 I do appreciate the gesture. 692 00:31:43,638 --> 00:31:45,038 Gentlemen. 693 00:31:47,041 --> 00:31:50,077 But what I'm asking for here is a favor. 694 00:31:50,144 --> 00:31:52,980 Big Wendy is the maid of honor. 695 00:31:53,047 --> 00:31:54,915 What kind of parole officer are you, Trenice? 696 00:31:54,983 --> 00:31:57,284 Uh-uh! See, I could've lied my butt off, you know? 697 00:31:57,352 --> 00:31:59,353 But I told the truth, and this how you do me? 698 00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:01,254 You just mad 'cause I'm a full-figured woman. 699 00:32:01,322 --> 00:32:03,123 And you starving. Ya hungry! 700 00:32:03,191 --> 00:32:06,093 Now, as I was saying, I can personally guarantee 701 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,829 that she will not leave my sight or touch another drop of alcohol 702 00:32:08,897 --> 00:32:11,131 for the remainder of the evening. 703 00:32:11,199 --> 00:32:12,933 "Well, what is good enough?" 704 00:32:13,001 --> 00:32:16,103 said the Chief of Police. 705 00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:17,771 Your Justice of the Peace is a drunk? 706 00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:19,172 He's not answering his cell phone, 707 00:32:19,207 --> 00:32:21,709 and apparently no one has seen him since May Day! 708 00:32:21,776 --> 00:32:23,443 What the hell am I supposed to do now? 709 00:32:23,512 --> 00:32:25,546 - Um... - I'm licensed. 710 00:32:25,614 --> 00:32:27,548 Zip it! Wait. What? 711 00:32:27,616 --> 00:32:28,916 Yeah, I'm a licensed Justice of the Peace. 712 00:32:28,984 --> 00:32:30,217 I could marry you. 713 00:32:30,284 --> 00:32:31,752 Why the hell didn't you say that before? 714 00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:33,421 Because you keep telling me to shut up, 715 00:32:33,488 --> 00:32:36,790 and you handcuffed me to a bedpost and a stripper pole. 716 00:32:36,858 --> 00:32:38,826 Herb, I could kiss you right now. 717 00:32:38,894 --> 00:32:40,761 - All right. - Come with me! 718 00:32:44,833 --> 00:32:46,734 - Fortuitous. - Yeah. 719 00:32:46,801 --> 00:32:48,802 Yeah. 720 00:32:53,008 --> 00:32:55,075 Buzz! Why are you still wearing that? 721 00:32:55,143 --> 00:32:56,376 I had to come straight from my other gig. 722 00:32:56,444 --> 00:32:57,711 Nice day, huh? 723 00:32:57,779 --> 00:32:59,112 Where's Franny? 724 00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:01,181 I didn't get a plus-one. 725 00:33:01,249 --> 00:33:04,284 Huh. 726 00:33:04,352 --> 00:33:06,253 What? 727 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,588 Oh, son of a... 728 00:33:12,427 --> 00:33:15,128 Oh. 729 00:33:15,196 --> 00:33:17,230 - Hi, ladies. - Hi. 730 00:33:17,298 --> 00:33:19,600 I wish I had two moms... 731 00:33:19,668 --> 00:33:21,234 or one, for that matter. 732 00:33:24,973 --> 00:33:26,907 Okay, here we go. 733 00:33:26,975 --> 00:33:28,475 Is this really necessary? 734 00:33:28,543 --> 00:33:30,243 Just smile, and we'll get through this. 735 00:33:30,311 --> 00:33:31,445 She's not even here. 736 00:33:31,512 --> 00:33:33,213 I feel like Kunta Kinte. 737 00:33:41,122 --> 00:33:42,923 Here. 738 00:33:57,739 --> 00:33:59,406 What the hell? 739 00:33:59,474 --> 00:34:01,508 Everybody take cover! 740 00:34:01,576 --> 00:34:04,177 Marlowe, hit the deck! 741 00:34:04,245 --> 00:34:06,947 Everybody down! 742 00:34:07,015 --> 00:34:09,349 Ahh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 743 00:34:09,417 --> 00:34:12,285 I'm not here. I'm not here. 744 00:34:12,353 --> 00:34:14,321 I'm in my happy place. I'm in my happy place. 745 00:34:14,388 --> 00:34:16,068 - I'm in space camp. - They're all packing! 746 00:34:16,124 --> 00:34:19,593 Of course they are. It's a cop wedding. 747 00:34:23,297 --> 00:34:25,899 Don't move! Put it down! 748 00:34:25,967 --> 00:34:28,401 You coward. 749 00:34:28,469 --> 00:34:30,170 Freeze, Rizzo! 750 00:34:30,238 --> 00:34:32,973 - McNab! - I got him. 751 00:34:35,176 --> 00:34:37,077 Great Caesar's ghost. 752 00:34:37,145 --> 00:34:38,779 - Oh. - That's... that's happening. 753 00:34:38,847 --> 00:34:40,981 Call me. 754 00:34:48,489 --> 00:34:50,423 You okay, babe? 755 00:34:50,491 --> 00:34:54,828 Now, where were we? 756 00:34:54,896 --> 00:34:56,596 Marlowe Viccellio, you have given me 757 00:34:56,665 --> 00:34:58,331 something to believe in 758 00:34:58,399 --> 00:35:00,834 even stronger than the NRA's code of ethics. 759 00:35:00,902 --> 00:35:04,972 I love you, now and for all eternity. 760 00:35:10,979 --> 00:35:12,813 I hope there's an open bar. 761 00:35:12,881 --> 00:35:14,447 Bar? Man, I'm hungry. 762 00:35:14,515 --> 00:35:19,053 Carlton, do you take Marlowe to be your lawfully wedded wife? 763 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,387 I do. 764 00:35:20,454 --> 00:35:23,356 And, Marlowe, do you take Prince Carlton 765 00:35:23,424 --> 00:35:25,826 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 766 00:35:25,894 --> 00:35:28,261 You bet your ass I do. 767 00:35:28,329 --> 00:35:30,463 Then by the power vested in me 768 00:35:30,531 --> 00:35:34,001 by an online course I took last year during jury duty, 769 00:35:34,069 --> 00:35:37,504 I now pronounce you man and wife. 770 00:35:37,572 --> 00:35:41,108 You may kiss the bride. 771 00:36:29,747 --> 00:36:31,481 Hey, baby, what's up? 772 00:36:31,548 --> 00:36:32,916 No, no, I wasn't worried at all. 773 00:36:32,984 --> 00:36:34,484 You know, I figured you're over there doing your thing. 774 00:36:34,551 --> 00:36:36,452 I'm over here doing my thing, partying and whatnot. 775 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,656 Come on, son. 776 00:36:44,740 --> 00:36:46,375 - Hey. - Huh? 777 00:36:46,443 --> 00:36:47,742 - What are you doing? - Hmm? 778 00:36:47,810 --> 00:36:49,711 Will you please Wang Chung with me? 779 00:36:49,779 --> 00:36:52,181 - Will you... - Later, I promise, 780 00:36:52,248 --> 00:36:54,749 but right now I am enjoying this cake. 781 00:36:54,817 --> 00:36:56,585 I love cake. You know I love cake. 782 00:36:56,652 --> 00:36:58,053 I deserve this, damn it. 783 00:36:58,121 --> 00:36:59,989 At least have the common decency 784 00:37:00,056 --> 00:37:02,824 to wash it down with a fresh flute of... what is that? 785 00:37:02,892 --> 00:37:04,093 - Prosecco. - Or three. 786 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,894 I accept, and I'm freezing. 787 00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:08,630 Oh, baby. 788 00:37:08,698 --> 00:37:10,399 Better put your arms in there. You won't be able to use them. 789 00:37:10,467 --> 00:37:13,002 - Oh, yes. - Oh... 790 00:37:13,069 --> 00:37:14,936 - What? - Say cheese or something. 791 00:37:15,005 --> 00:37:16,605 Oh. Cheese or something! 792 00:37:18,108 --> 00:37:20,609 Back in a jiff. 793 00:37:20,676 --> 00:37:24,513 Oh, and... and get whatever you want. 794 00:37:24,580 --> 00:37:25,914 Ooh. 795 00:37:25,982 --> 00:37:29,851 Dos proseccos, please? 796 00:37:29,919 --> 00:37:31,853 - Thank you very much. - Hey. 797 00:37:31,921 --> 00:37:33,622 Pop. 798 00:37:33,689 --> 00:37:35,624 I saw you doing the Humpty dance with Woody earlier. 799 00:37:35,691 --> 00:37:37,459 I got to admit, I did not see that coming. 800 00:37:37,527 --> 00:37:39,461 I can still surprise you after all these years, huh? 801 00:37:39,529 --> 00:37:41,963 Can I have a beer? 802 00:37:42,032 --> 00:37:44,466 Look at those two. 803 00:37:44,534 --> 00:37:46,535 I'll tell you, when it's good, there's nothing like it... 804 00:37:46,602 --> 00:37:48,437 just pure, uncomplicated. 805 00:37:48,505 --> 00:37:50,672 "Uncomplicated"? 806 00:37:50,740 --> 00:37:52,607 Can't say I'm familiar with that concept. 807 00:37:52,675 --> 00:37:54,176 Yeah, it's 'cause you're a Spencer. 808 00:37:54,244 --> 00:37:56,011 Thank you. It's in your DNA. 809 00:37:56,079 --> 00:37:58,414 We instinctively make things as difficult for ourselves 810 00:37:58,481 --> 00:37:59,814 as possible. 811 00:37:59,882 --> 00:38:03,785 You know, your mother... she wanted to see the world. 812 00:38:03,853 --> 00:38:08,424 That was her one big thing, to see the world. 813 00:38:08,491 --> 00:38:09,958 Did we ever take a trip? 814 00:38:10,026 --> 00:38:13,795 - No. - No. 815 00:38:13,863 --> 00:38:15,764 By the time I wised up, it was too late. 816 00:38:15,831 --> 00:38:18,667 You're like the old guy in Up. 817 00:38:18,734 --> 00:38:20,469 Except your mother's still alive. 818 00:38:20,537 --> 00:38:22,371 What's happening right now? 819 00:38:22,439 --> 00:38:26,375 I'm just saying it'd be nice to see you break the cycle. 820 00:38:38,921 --> 00:38:41,656 No. 821 00:38:45,128 --> 00:38:46,295 Where's yours? 822 00:38:46,362 --> 00:38:48,263 I did a shot of absinthe at the bar. 823 00:38:48,331 --> 00:38:50,332 Shawn, I need to ask you something, 824 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,236 and I'm sure this is just me overthinking things, 825 00:38:54,304 --> 00:38:58,474 but, um, yesterday you were at the hotel. 826 00:38:58,541 --> 00:39:01,610 You saw the hallways. You know the layout. 827 00:39:01,677 --> 00:39:03,545 Guilty as charged. 828 00:39:03,613 --> 00:39:05,380 Well, you said that you had 829 00:39:05,448 --> 00:39:09,151 this spectacular vision 830 00:39:09,219 --> 00:39:12,588 that Marlowe was covered in garbage. 831 00:39:12,655 --> 00:39:15,824 But couldn't you have just remembered 832 00:39:15,891 --> 00:39:18,594 that there was a trash chute on every floor 833 00:39:18,661 --> 00:39:21,196 and then taken a guess? 834 00:39:21,264 --> 00:39:24,399 Uh... yeah. 835 00:39:24,467 --> 00:39:25,834 I-I suppose so, 836 00:39:25,901 --> 00:39:28,470 but that would've been a pretty wild guess, 837 00:39:28,538 --> 00:39:29,938 don't you think? 838 00:39:30,006 --> 00:39:31,673 Absolutely, and, you know, 839 00:39:31,741 --> 00:39:34,576 I probably wouldn't have given it a second thought, 840 00:39:34,644 --> 00:39:39,014 but then there was this. 841 00:39:46,088 --> 00:39:49,424 And I am sure there's an explanation, but you know me. 842 00:39:49,492 --> 00:39:51,426 I won't be able to stop thinking about it, 843 00:39:51,494 --> 00:39:52,894 and I certainly won't be able to Wang Chung 844 00:39:52,962 --> 00:39:54,896 until we clear it up. 845 00:39:56,966 --> 00:40:00,502 Lassiter said you had a vision 846 00:40:00,570 --> 00:40:03,238 of Herb with Michael Damian, 847 00:40:03,306 --> 00:40:06,675 but you had this receipt, 848 00:40:06,742 --> 00:40:10,812 so you knew Herb would be there, 849 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,715 right? 850 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:33,202 Maybe the best things... 851 00:40:33,269 --> 00:40:36,071 the richest things 852 00:40:36,138 --> 00:40:38,840 aren't supposed to come easily, 853 00:40:38,908 --> 00:40:41,376 and that sometimes the moments that make the most sense 854 00:40:41,444 --> 00:40:44,213 happen when everything else doesn't. 855 00:40:47,217 --> 00:40:50,452 Shawn, are you listening to me? 856 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:54,155 Falling in love with you was never part of the plan, okay? 857 00:40:54,224 --> 00:40:56,391 This whole thing started because my ass 858 00:40:56,459 --> 00:40:58,594 was on the line. 859 00:40:58,661 --> 00:41:00,662 Self-preservation, Jules... you got to understand that. 860 00:41:00,730 --> 00:41:02,631 I didn't have a choice. 861 00:41:04,367 --> 00:41:06,801 And then... 862 00:41:06,869 --> 00:41:10,772 we sort of found a groove, 863 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:14,809 and by the time you showed up, it was so much fun. 864 00:41:16,112 --> 00:41:19,481 I put away, like, over 100 criminals. 865 00:41:19,549 --> 00:41:21,116 Most of them were murderers. 866 00:41:27,757 --> 00:41:31,260 I'm good at what I do. 867 00:41:31,327 --> 00:41:33,828 And what I do... 868 00:41:36,466 --> 00:41:39,368 it's good... 869 00:41:39,435 --> 00:41:41,270 isn't it? 870 00:41:41,337 --> 00:41:44,506 What are you talking about? 871 00:41:46,442 --> 00:41:50,679 Are you telling me this is all a lie? 872 00:41:50,747 --> 00:41:52,414 Please don't make me answer that. 873 00:41:52,482 --> 00:41:56,618 Oh, my God. 874 00:41:56,686 --> 00:41:58,587 Oh, my God, I feel so stupid. 875 00:41:58,655 --> 00:42:00,455 No, sweetheart. 876 00:42:00,523 --> 00:42:02,090 No, this... 877 00:42:02,158 --> 00:42:06,027 this is all me. 878 00:42:06,095 --> 00:42:07,763 This... 879 00:42:12,268 --> 00:42:13,968 Let me call you back. 880 00:42:16,644 --> 00:42:26,644 Sync & corrections by honeybunny Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne www.addic7ed.com