1 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:24,782 Whoo! 2 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:27,084 Oh, man. God! 3 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:29,620 You really caught me flush with that mic stand, Billy. 4 00:00:29,688 --> 00:00:30,988 Oh, it's a flesh wound, mate. 5 00:00:31,056 --> 00:00:32,690 Here, let me get a good look at it. 6 00:00:32,758 --> 00:00:34,392 Is it terrible? 7 00:00:34,916 --> 00:00:37,284 Uh, no, you can barely see it. 8 00:00:37,352 --> 00:00:40,054 - It's borderline nonexistent. - All right. 9 00:00:40,122 --> 00:00:41,655 It feels like the blood is streaming 10 00:00:41,723 --> 00:00:43,090 out of the back of my head, Billy. 11 00:00:43,158 --> 00:00:44,525 No, it'll heal. 12 00:00:44,593 --> 00:00:46,160 Billy Lipps! 13 00:00:49,498 --> 00:00:51,799 That show was the rockin' nuts! 14 00:00:51,867 --> 00:00:55,603 Especially when you sang Rockin' Nuts as an encore. 15 00:00:55,670 --> 00:00:58,305 Yeah. Who are you two? 16 00:00:58,373 --> 00:01:00,741 Who are we? You don't remember? 17 00:01:00,809 --> 00:01:03,177 Billy, it's me, Shawn Spencer, man. 18 00:01:03,245 --> 00:01:04,945 This is my partner, Domo Arigato... 19 00:01:05,013 --> 00:01:06,514 Ahh. 20 00:01:06,581 --> 00:01:09,383 Oh, yeah, I sort of remember the black kid. 21 00:01:09,451 --> 00:01:11,352 Billy! Billy! Billy Lipps! 22 00:01:11,420 --> 00:01:12,953 Oh, man! 23 00:01:13,021 --> 00:01:15,122 I've been a fan of yours since the Dapshats. 24 00:01:15,190 --> 00:01:16,791 All right. Brewski. 25 00:01:16,858 --> 00:01:20,261 - Cheers. - Wait a minute. Dad? 26 00:01:20,328 --> 00:01:22,129 Shawn? Gus? What are you doing here? 27 00:01:22,197 --> 00:01:23,798 I'm working with the SBPD 28 00:01:23,865 --> 00:01:26,467 on this little cold-case investigation of Melinda Lane. 29 00:01:26,535 --> 00:01:28,036 You know, that groupie that mysteriously died 30 00:01:28,099 --> 00:01:29,499 at your mansion. 31 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:31,301 Wait a minute. You're here on a case? 32 00:01:31,369 --> 00:01:32,649 Yes, as a matter of fact, we are. 33 00:01:32,704 --> 00:01:34,371 - It's, like, our third one. - Boom. 34 00:01:34,439 --> 00:01:35,439 We're trying to impress Chief Dick. 35 00:01:35,506 --> 00:01:36,640 Chief Vick. 36 00:01:36,708 --> 00:01:38,308 - Vick? - Yes. 37 00:01:38,376 --> 00:01:39,776 Yeah, uh, look, why are you bringing up 38 00:01:39,844 --> 00:01:41,611 this whole Melinda Lane business? 39 00:01:41,679 --> 00:01:46,041 Because, Lipps, there are some very interesting tidbits 40 00:01:46,161 --> 00:01:47,522 in your recently released biography 41 00:01:47,530 --> 00:01:48,930 that shed some damning new light 42 00:01:48,998 --> 00:01:50,932 on the Melinda Lane murder investigation. 43 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:51,880 Huh, that's my book. 44 00:01:51,961 --> 00:01:54,212 You remember Melinda, don't you, Billy? 45 00:01:54,334 --> 00:01:56,436 Sorry, Billy. I'm the one that tipped them off. 46 00:01:56,503 --> 00:01:58,604 But don't worry... I told them that you could explain away 47 00:01:58,672 --> 00:02:00,406 any tidbits they may have. 48 00:02:00,474 --> 00:02:03,142 - Ha. - For example, and I quote, 49 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,877 "I woke up in my bed that fateful night 50 00:02:04,945 --> 00:02:07,280 "and couldn't help but smell Melinda's perfume 51 00:02:07,347 --> 00:02:09,248 that she always wore all over me." 52 00:02:09,316 --> 00:02:11,684 - Don't ever do that again. - Sorry. 53 00:02:11,752 --> 00:02:15,121 Now, Billy, in our previous interviews, you stated 54 00:02:15,189 --> 00:02:16,823 that you and Melinda didn't speak 55 00:02:16,890 --> 00:02:19,325 the night she was murdered because of a falling out. 56 00:02:19,393 --> 00:02:21,227 Now, if that were the case, 57 00:02:21,295 --> 00:02:23,262 why was her scent all over your clothes? 58 00:02:23,330 --> 00:02:25,364 Don't answer that yet. 59 00:02:25,432 --> 00:02:27,934 Chapter four... "I had scratches on my chest, 60 00:02:28,001 --> 00:02:29,836 "but the dense, meerkat-like fur that covers my torso 61 00:02:29,903 --> 00:02:32,105 made them invisible to the naked eye." 62 00:02:32,172 --> 00:02:34,407 Who gave you those scratches, Billy? 63 00:02:34,475 --> 00:02:36,442 Was it Melinda Lane, as you smothered her face 64 00:02:36,510 --> 00:02:37,710 with a pillow and murdered her? 65 00:02:37,744 --> 00:02:39,479 Go ahead, Billy. 66 00:02:39,546 --> 00:02:42,415 Read him the riot act, man. Tell him how wrong he is. 67 00:02:42,483 --> 00:02:44,016 What do you say we continue this little chat 68 00:02:44,084 --> 00:02:45,518 down at the station, huh? 69 00:02:45,586 --> 00:02:47,520 W-w-whoa, whoa. Just wait one second, 70 00:02:47,588 --> 00:02:50,056 okay, Detective Lassiter? 71 00:02:50,124 --> 00:02:50,957 - Gus. - Yeah. 72 00:02:51,024 --> 00:02:53,426 Oh, yeah. What? 73 00:03:06,206 --> 00:03:08,107 I'm just not sure I follow you, Jules. 74 00:03:08,175 --> 00:03:09,342 Shawn, we've eaten at Thank The Lard 75 00:03:09,409 --> 00:03:10,776 three times this week. 76 00:03:10,844 --> 00:03:12,345 Plus, it's Saturday night. 77 00:03:12,412 --> 00:03:13,346 You know what? You're right. 78 00:03:13,413 --> 00:03:15,014 I'm taking you to Fuddruckers. 79 00:03:34,835 --> 00:03:38,004 "Bella Rosa Mansion. 80 00:03:38,071 --> 00:03:39,539 "Tonight. 7:00 P.M. 81 00:03:39,606 --> 00:03:42,141 RSVP now. No cameras." 82 00:03:42,209 --> 00:03:44,010 Shawn, I have wanted to go to the Bella Rosa Mansion 83 00:03:44,077 --> 00:03:45,378 since I moved to Santa Barbara. 84 00:03:45,445 --> 00:03:46,846 It's a stunning landmark. 85 00:03:46,914 --> 00:03:48,314 I bet they have those things in the bathroom 86 00:03:48,382 --> 00:03:50,850 - that hose off your bum. - Huh? 87 00:03:50,918 --> 00:03:54,387 Shawn Spencer and Juliet O'Hara are in. 88 00:03:54,454 --> 00:03:55,955 Wait, is it weird that we don't know 89 00:03:56,023 --> 00:03:57,990 who invited us or why we were invited? 90 00:03:58,058 --> 00:03:59,738 Jules, I think it's mysterious by design. 91 00:03:59,793 --> 00:04:01,861 It may be one of those Eyes Wide Shut shindigs 92 00:04:01,929 --> 00:04:03,596 with the masks or a Boogie Nights shindig 93 00:04:03,664 --> 00:04:05,131 with lots of cocaine. 94 00:04:05,199 --> 00:04:09,502 Either way, I am talking about exposed boobies. 95 00:04:09,570 --> 00:04:11,037 You know what? I don't care. 96 00:04:11,104 --> 00:04:13,206 I'm gonna wear my one-of-a-kind vintage Oscar de la Renta dress! 97 00:04:13,273 --> 00:04:14,807 Wait a minute. 98 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:16,976 That guy boxes and designs dresses? 99 00:04:17,044 --> 00:04:18,344 That's just plain impressive. 100 00:04:18,412 --> 00:04:19,946 Hey, Carlton. Really? 101 00:04:20,013 --> 00:04:21,514 What? 102 00:04:21,582 --> 00:04:22,515 And you're sure that you need me? 103 00:04:22,583 --> 00:04:23,916 - No, you don't. - Okay. 104 00:04:25,519 --> 00:04:27,053 We got some news on a missing-persons case. 105 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,554 It doesn't look like I'm gonna make it. 106 00:04:28,622 --> 00:04:30,523 - That sucks. - But don't invite anybody else. 107 00:04:30,591 --> 00:04:32,491 There's still an outside chance I might make it later. 108 00:04:32,559 --> 00:04:34,120 Are you kidding? I wouldn't dream of it. 109 00:04:34,127 --> 00:04:35,962 - Okay. - Careful out there. 110 00:04:36,029 --> 00:04:38,197 - Hi, Gus. - Hey, Jules. 111 00:04:38,265 --> 00:04:40,733 Dude, I have an extra ticket to a mysterious party 112 00:04:40,801 --> 00:04:43,220 at a sweet mansion tonight... you're my first choice. 113 00:04:43,340 --> 00:04:44,740 What? I am so in. 114 00:05:07,564 --> 00:05:10,633 Oh! Are you kidding me? 115 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:11,901 What is your major malfunction? 116 00:05:11,969 --> 00:05:13,469 I stepped in scat, man! 117 00:05:13,537 --> 00:05:16,238 - Scatman crothers? - No, panther scat. 118 00:05:16,306 --> 00:05:19,709 Gus, don't be the second time ever I saw your face. 119 00:05:19,776 --> 00:05:21,744 I know my scat, Shawn. 120 00:05:30,787 --> 00:05:33,089 What's up? 121 00:05:33,156 --> 00:05:34,423 Well, good evening, kind sir. 122 00:05:34,491 --> 00:05:36,092 You're a half hour early. 123 00:05:36,159 --> 00:05:37,693 We got stuck in traffic. 124 00:05:37,761 --> 00:05:39,328 I'm Shawn Spencer, and this is my plus-one. 125 00:05:39,396 --> 00:05:41,364 Juliet O'Hara? 126 00:05:41,431 --> 00:05:42,798 You invited Juliet before me? 127 00:05:42,866 --> 00:05:44,367 It's true. I invited her first. 128 00:05:44,434 --> 00:05:46,002 But I brought you. You know what I'm saying? 129 00:05:46,069 --> 00:05:48,004 - Not really. - Let's party. 130 00:05:48,071 --> 00:05:49,405 Enter, gentlemen. 131 00:05:52,275 --> 00:05:56,078 - Licorice pastels... 12:00. - That's amazing. 132 00:05:59,716 --> 00:06:01,751 Give me your phones. 133 00:06:01,818 --> 00:06:03,753 What? Why do you need our phones? 134 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:06,789 Because your host doesn't need you shooting photos of him 135 00:06:06,857 --> 00:06:08,758 and putting them on the interweb. 136 00:06:08,825 --> 00:06:10,793 - Oh... - I'll buy that. 137 00:06:10,861 --> 00:06:12,862 I got it. I got it. Here you go. 138 00:06:12,929 --> 00:06:16,599 So, uh, sir, we still haven't gotten your name. 139 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:17,867 Clizby. 140 00:06:19,069 --> 00:06:20,770 Clizby? 141 00:06:20,837 --> 00:06:22,571 "Th" sound? 142 00:06:22,639 --> 00:06:24,607 Clizby. 143 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:25,875 Okay. 144 00:06:25,942 --> 00:06:27,943 So, uh, Clizby. 145 00:06:28,011 --> 00:06:30,279 Who might our host be? 146 00:06:33,483 --> 00:06:35,151 I'll tell you what, Clizby, 147 00:06:35,218 --> 00:06:37,486 I've got an Abe Lincoln with your name on it 148 00:06:37,554 --> 00:06:39,288 if you give us a tour of this joint, you feel me? 149 00:06:39,356 --> 00:06:40,990 That means you get to keep the $5. 150 00:06:42,759 --> 00:06:44,060 I was hoping to get 2 back, actually. 151 00:06:44,127 --> 00:06:46,529 So, Clizby... 152 00:06:46,596 --> 00:06:50,533 how long have you worked for Denzel Washington? 153 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,235 Uh, what he meant to say was, 154 00:06:53,303 --> 00:06:55,771 how long have you worked for Wendy's founder Dave Thomas? 155 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:56,872 He's dead, Shawn. 156 00:06:56,940 --> 00:06:58,340 - Is he really? - Yes. 157 00:06:58,408 --> 00:06:59,975 I'm so sorry for your loss, sir. 158 00:07:00,043 --> 00:07:03,345 I've been working for my boss for 25 years. 159 00:07:03,413 --> 00:07:07,116 Wow. Muhammad Ali must really value you as an employee. 160 00:07:13,423 --> 00:07:15,224 So, Clizby, 161 00:07:15,292 --> 00:07:17,093 is there an itinerary for the evening? 162 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,395 There will be a six-course meal, 163 00:07:19,463 --> 00:07:21,997 followed by live entertainment. 164 00:07:22,065 --> 00:07:23,265 I see. 165 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:26,569 Uh, ooh. Cliz, who is this guy? 166 00:07:26,636 --> 00:07:27,803 - Oh! - It's all right, buddy. 167 00:07:27,871 --> 00:07:29,772 It's... it's okay. 168 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,707 I'm sorry... my partner has an intense fear of toupees, 169 00:07:31,775 --> 00:07:33,442 tied to his grandfather. 170 00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:35,511 - He used to whup me. - For his fear of toupees. 171 00:07:35,579 --> 00:07:37,213 It was a vicious cycle. 172 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,115 This is the original owner of the house, 173 00:07:39,182 --> 00:07:40,516 Bucky Sharavino. 174 00:07:40,584 --> 00:07:42,318 He was a chocolatier. 175 00:07:42,385 --> 00:07:45,087 My boss rented this mansion from Bucky's estate. 176 00:07:45,155 --> 00:07:49,158 Legend has it that Bucky built his own secret chocolate room. 177 00:07:49,226 --> 00:07:51,961 Does legend say where this room is exactly? 178 00:07:52,028 --> 00:07:54,897 Rumor has it it's somewhere near the living room. 179 00:07:57,167 --> 00:08:00,302 - Excuse me. - Of course. 180 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:21,991 And please leave a message. 181 00:08:22,058 --> 00:08:23,659 Hey, Shawn, it's me. 182 00:08:23,727 --> 00:08:25,628 Look, we found that missing person's vehicle 183 00:08:25,695 --> 00:08:27,363 and we're processing it for evidence, 184 00:08:27,430 --> 00:08:29,932 but I am still hoping that I can make it to the party. 185 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,334 Just makes me so sad to think of you there all by yourself. 186 00:08:32,402 --> 00:08:33,769 They found blood in the car. 187 00:08:33,837 --> 00:08:37,173 You're not making it to that party. 188 00:08:44,748 --> 00:08:47,049 - Oh, good evening. - Oh, hello. 189 00:08:47,117 --> 00:08:48,484 I'm Leslie. 190 00:08:48,552 --> 00:08:50,352 I'm Gus. This is Shawn. 191 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:52,888 I was wondering, perhaps, do you two know 192 00:08:52,956 --> 00:08:56,959 who's ho... ho... ho... hos... 193 00:08:57,027 --> 00:08:57,960 hosting? 194 00:08:58,028 --> 00:08:59,395 We thought you might know. 195 00:08:59,462 --> 00:09:02,131 Oh. 196 00:09:02,199 --> 00:09:05,034 Excuse me. 197 00:09:05,101 --> 00:09:09,738 I have to get home to my son, Germaine. 198 00:09:09,806 --> 00:09:11,240 I'm sure his father can watch him 199 00:09:11,308 --> 00:09:12,341 while you enjoy a night out. 200 00:09:12,409 --> 00:09:13,542 What father? 201 00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:16,612 He's never met his father! 202 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,581 Oh, I'm sorry. 203 00:09:18,648 --> 00:09:21,951 I-I-I'm a single mom, 204 00:09:22,018 --> 00:09:24,753 and this is a s-s-s... 205 00:09:24,821 --> 00:09:28,824 it's a s-s-sensitive subject. 206 00:09:28,892 --> 00:09:30,559 - Oh. - Sure, I can imagine, yeah. 207 00:09:30,627 --> 00:09:31,660 Harry's here. 208 00:09:31,728 --> 00:09:33,395 Uh, don't get up. 209 00:09:33,463 --> 00:09:35,664 You! 210 00:09:35,732 --> 00:09:38,267 You were our bumber-one Snoopy back in the gay. 211 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:42,404 Excuse me. 212 00:09:42,472 --> 00:09:43,806 Excuse me. 213 00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:45,941 Spencer. Guster. 214 00:09:46,009 --> 00:09:47,176 Do you have any idea who's hosting this thing? 215 00:09:47,244 --> 00:09:49,745 I'm Magellan, I'm Magellan. 216 00:09:49,813 --> 00:09:51,513 - He's Magellan. - Your mama's Magellan. 217 00:09:51,581 --> 00:09:53,782 - Shawn? - What? 218 00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:55,251 Oh. 219 00:09:55,318 --> 00:09:58,053 Good evening. I'm Martin Kahn... 220 00:09:58,121 --> 00:10:01,257 Harvard, class of '86. 221 00:10:01,324 --> 00:10:03,325 - 1986? - Burton Guster. 222 00:10:03,393 --> 00:10:05,628 Pomona College, class of '98. 223 00:10:05,695 --> 00:10:08,931 "Pomona College." 224 00:10:12,102 --> 00:10:14,770 So, Martin, do you know who's hosting this evening? 225 00:10:14,838 --> 00:10:18,807 Of course, but I'm not one to ruin a surprise, now, am I? 226 00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:23,212 How should we know? We've only just met. 227 00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:33,555 My bad. 228 00:10:35,358 --> 00:10:36,892 Some very interesting tidbits 229 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,727 in your recently released biography. 230 00:10:38,795 --> 00:10:40,062 Got it. 231 00:10:40,130 --> 00:10:41,563 You are Martin Kahn, 232 00:10:41,631 --> 00:10:43,599 the biographer who wrote Rock Bottom, 233 00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:45,701 which makes you Highway Harry, 234 00:10:45,769 --> 00:10:49,405 longtime manager of Billy Lipps and the guys behind me, 235 00:10:49,472 --> 00:10:52,074 which also means that he didn't call you a "Gay Snoopy." 236 00:10:52,142 --> 00:10:54,310 He was saying you were their number-one groupie 237 00:10:54,377 --> 00:10:55,744 back in the day. 238 00:10:59,149 --> 00:11:00,883 Ooh! 239 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,152 Which means our host can only be... 240 00:11:03,219 --> 00:11:05,654 Hello, everybody. 241 00:11:10,393 --> 00:11:12,594 Billy Lipps. 242 00:11:12,662 --> 00:11:14,430 Good to see you. Thanks for coming. 243 00:11:14,497 --> 00:11:17,666 As you all know, I've been in prison for the last five years, 244 00:11:17,734 --> 00:11:20,369 serving my sentence for the manslaughter 245 00:11:20,437 --> 00:11:22,137 of Melinda Lane. 246 00:11:22,205 --> 00:11:24,306 Uh, Shawn, this is awkward. 247 00:11:24,374 --> 00:11:25,507 Learned a lot of lessons in the clink, 248 00:11:25,575 --> 00:11:28,077 like perseverance, redemption, 249 00:11:28,144 --> 00:11:30,245 and when your androgynous bunk mate "Appetite" 250 00:11:30,313 --> 00:11:32,514 says he's gonna shiv you for not sharing your cherry jubilee, 251 00:11:32,582 --> 00:11:33,882 it's not an idle threat. 252 00:11:33,950 --> 00:11:35,617 Oh! 253 00:11:35,685 --> 00:11:38,687 Might I inquire who the empty seat is for? 254 00:11:38,755 --> 00:11:42,391 My guess is Rip, but he'll never show. 255 00:11:42,459 --> 00:11:45,127 He hates Highway Harry with a passion 256 00:11:45,195 --> 00:11:47,363 because he shafted him on song royalties. 257 00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:49,031 I'm in Mensa. 258 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:51,200 But what is important is that I discovered 259 00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:53,535 the power of faith. 260 00:11:53,603 --> 00:11:55,137 I found God. 261 00:11:55,205 --> 00:11:57,139 - Jesus. - Oh. 262 00:11:57,207 --> 00:11:58,574 And I asked them to strike down appetite 263 00:11:58,641 --> 00:12:01,210 with a holy vengeance. 264 00:12:01,277 --> 00:12:03,012 But they didn't, so now I'm Jewish. 265 00:12:03,079 --> 00:12:05,848 Full on. Wear the hat and everything. 266 00:12:05,915 --> 00:12:08,550 Legit. 267 00:12:08,618 --> 00:12:10,319 Seriously, Harry. I'm Jewish. 268 00:12:10,387 --> 00:12:11,820 You can't tell those jokes anymore. 269 00:12:11,888 --> 00:12:13,222 - Barbra Streisand. - No, I'm serious. 270 00:12:13,289 --> 00:12:15,290 - Steven Spielberg. - Stop it. 271 00:12:15,358 --> 00:12:16,425 - Benihana. - Stop! 272 00:12:16,493 --> 00:12:18,127 - Bojangles! - Stop it. 273 00:12:18,194 --> 00:12:20,295 Ricardo Montalban. 274 00:12:20,363 --> 00:12:22,931 Anyway, the reason that I brought you all here tonight 275 00:12:22,999 --> 00:12:25,034 is to tell you that prison 276 00:12:25,101 --> 00:12:27,603 was the best thing that ever happened to me. 277 00:12:27,670 --> 00:12:29,104 I mean, sure, my gorgeous angel of a wife 278 00:12:29,172 --> 00:12:30,839 fell in love with Derek Hough, 279 00:12:30,907 --> 00:12:33,909 the blond bastard-face from Dancing with the Stars, 280 00:12:33,977 --> 00:12:36,145 but it's all right. It's okay. 281 00:12:36,212 --> 00:12:38,747 I'm clean now. I'm sober. 282 00:12:38,815 --> 00:12:41,617 I'm writing songs again. I'm circumcised. 283 00:12:41,684 --> 00:12:44,019 Doing pilates. Don't. 284 00:12:44,087 --> 00:12:48,057 I just want to say thank you. 285 00:12:48,124 --> 00:12:51,293 This is a celebration is what it is! 286 00:12:51,361 --> 00:12:53,796 It's a celebration of new beginnings... 287 00:12:53,863 --> 00:12:55,964 - And of life! - L'Chaim! 288 00:12:58,768 --> 00:13:01,670 Oof. 289 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,808 Harry? 290 00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:06,819 Oh! 291 00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:11,921 7x05 100 Clues 100th Episode 292 00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:35,206 Sync & corrections by honeybunny Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne www.addic7ed.com 293 00:13:35,738 --> 00:13:37,973 Excuse me. I'm a registered nurse. 294 00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:39,875 Sorry. I was a registered nurse. 295 00:13:39,943 --> 00:13:43,445 I was ter-t-t-ter... ter... 296 00:13:43,513 --> 00:13:44,646 Spit it out, woman. 297 00:13:44,714 --> 00:13:46,115 I was fired. 298 00:13:46,182 --> 00:13:48,217 Let go. 299 00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:52,154 This man is dead. 300 00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:55,524 I, for one, am not surprised. 301 00:13:55,592 --> 00:13:57,926 I mean, the man had one functioning valve 302 00:13:57,994 --> 00:13:58,927 in his heart. 303 00:13:58,995 --> 00:14:00,429 Martin's right. 304 00:14:00,497 --> 00:14:01,830 I mean, Highway has flat-lined and died 305 00:14:01,898 --> 00:14:03,265 at least ten times before. 306 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,373 I, too, am saddened by the passing of Highway Harry. 307 00:14:05,435 --> 00:14:08,270 So, in his honor, I would like to volunteer to eat his meal. 308 00:14:08,338 --> 00:14:09,371 We're splitting that food down the middle. 309 00:14:09,439 --> 00:14:10,706 Too late, Shawn. I called it. 310 00:14:10,773 --> 00:14:12,173 We split the food of the dead 50/50. 311 00:14:12,175 --> 00:14:13,175 - Man! - That's always been the deal. 312 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,010 - Fine! - Listen up. 313 00:14:15,078 --> 00:14:16,812 Tonight's Mitzvah will now be in Highway's honor. 314 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:20,115 And a proper Kevurah... that means funeral... 315 00:14:20,183 --> 00:14:24,052 will take place mañana once we perform the Tahara. 316 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,687 Did he just do a mash-up of Yiddish and Spanish? 317 00:14:25,755 --> 00:14:26,955 He sure did. It's like a matzo-dilla. 318 00:14:27,023 --> 00:14:28,824 That sounds delicious. 319 00:14:28,892 --> 00:14:31,527 Excuse me, Billy, but you're the one who's Jewish. 320 00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:33,529 - Yeah, that's right, mate. - So why does Highway Harry... 321 00:14:33,596 --> 00:14:36,165 get a Jewish funeral? 322 00:14:36,232 --> 00:14:38,133 Wait a minute. You're here on a case? 323 00:14:38,201 --> 00:14:40,569 It's, like, our third one. Trying to impress chief dick. 324 00:14:40,637 --> 00:14:42,004 Martin, are you questioning my faith? 325 00:14:42,071 --> 00:14:43,572 Hava nagila! 326 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,941 Hava! I'm having a vision. 327 00:14:46,009 --> 00:14:47,910 What the heck are you doing? 328 00:14:52,315 --> 00:14:53,448 You better run, Rip! 329 00:14:53,516 --> 00:14:55,117 Aah! 330 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,685 Uh... 331 00:14:56,753 --> 00:14:59,421 I'm gonna shiv you just like that androgynous boy shivved me! 332 00:14:59,489 --> 00:15:01,156 Mick had Keith. 333 00:15:01,224 --> 00:15:02,491 Axl had Slash. 334 00:15:02,559 --> 00:15:04,426 Morrissey had Johnny. 335 00:15:04,494 --> 00:15:05,827 And Billy has Rip. 336 00:15:05,895 --> 00:15:09,765 Stop. Stop. Stop! 337 00:15:09,832 --> 00:15:11,667 Martin, of course, was correct. 338 00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:13,669 That empty seat was meant for Billy's loyal guitarist, 339 00:15:13,736 --> 00:15:15,704 but here's the twist. 340 00:15:15,772 --> 00:15:17,773 He's been here all night long, Lionel Richie style, 341 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,541 lurking, waiting for the opportunity 342 00:15:19,609 --> 00:15:20,943 to get back at Highway Harry 343 00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:22,578 for cheating him out of song royalties. 344 00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:25,247 This man did not die of natural causes. 345 00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:26,615 Say what? 346 00:15:26,683 --> 00:15:27,816 He was hit in the back of the head 347 00:15:27,884 --> 00:15:29,384 during the blackout. 348 00:15:29,452 --> 00:15:31,887 Uh, Shawn, we need to call Lassie and Jules immediately. 349 00:15:31,955 --> 00:15:33,922 Yes, that's a good idea. 350 00:15:42,465 --> 00:15:44,199 The line is dead. 351 00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:45,867 Probably the storm. 352 00:15:45,935 --> 00:15:49,137 I experienced a similar one years ago, 353 00:15:49,205 --> 00:15:51,873 when I was at Harvard. 354 00:15:51,941 --> 00:15:54,509 Ooh! Ooh! These pork-belly bites of Clizby's 355 00:15:54,577 --> 00:15:57,980 are like divine nuggets of God's heroin meat. 356 00:15:58,047 --> 00:15:59,615 Clizby! 357 00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:01,550 We are going to need to access our cell phones 358 00:16:01,618 --> 00:16:03,185 so that we can call the police. 359 00:16:08,891 --> 00:16:10,125 They're gone. 360 00:16:11,828 --> 00:16:13,929 Uh, Clizby, I'll take my main course 361 00:16:13,997 --> 00:16:16,098 and my half of Highway Harry's meal to go. 362 00:16:16,165 --> 00:16:17,666 Gus, where are you going? 363 00:16:17,734 --> 00:16:19,668 Home to my girl and another man's child. 364 00:16:19,736 --> 00:16:21,803 You can't do that... there's a Roland Emmerich-style storm 365 00:16:21,871 --> 00:16:23,438 - raging out there! - I don't care! 366 00:16:23,506 --> 00:16:25,941 - I'll take my chances. - Gus. 367 00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:28,877 Aah! Shawn! 368 00:16:30,947 --> 00:16:33,048 I told you there was a panther out there. 369 00:16:33,116 --> 00:16:35,751 Hey, are you serious? 370 00:16:35,818 --> 00:16:37,586 Billy, you really have a pet panther? 371 00:16:37,654 --> 00:16:39,755 Yeah, I do... Emma. 372 00:16:39,822 --> 00:16:41,089 Oh, she's a peach, 373 00:16:41,157 --> 00:16:42,691 when she's resting or, like, 374 00:16:42,759 --> 00:16:44,593 when she's not broken free of her chains. 375 00:16:44,661 --> 00:16:46,061 But if she's out and about, she'll take your face off. 376 00:16:46,129 --> 00:16:47,696 - He's kidding. - No, literally. 377 00:16:47,764 --> 00:16:49,064 She took a friend of mine's face right off. 378 00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:50,732 - He's not kidding. - Told you. 379 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,368 Hell of a flautist, though. The real balls, yeah. 380 00:16:53,436 --> 00:16:55,304 Well, not anymore... I mean, his grill's barely functional. 381 00:16:55,371 --> 00:16:56,838 Can't even whistle. 382 00:16:56,906 --> 00:17:00,242 But he gives it a go, yeah. And people clap. 383 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:03,145 But it's just to be nice... 384 00:17:03,212 --> 00:17:05,447 empty applause, really. 385 00:17:05,515 --> 00:17:07,349 I'm... I'm having... 386 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:11,253 pa-p-p-pa... m-m-menopausal flashes. 387 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:14,890 Flames smoldering in and around my bosom. 388 00:17:14,957 --> 00:17:17,292 I cannot stay. I must leave. 389 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:21,596 Wait! Leslie, cool your bosom. 390 00:17:21,664 --> 00:17:23,432 - We can't go out there. - He's right. 391 00:17:23,499 --> 00:17:24,766 There is a storm raging, Leslie, 392 00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:26,435 and there is a hungry panther. 393 00:17:26,502 --> 00:17:30,672 And your bosom is full, and th... there are six of us, 394 00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:32,407 and there's only one Rip. 395 00:17:32,475 --> 00:17:34,475 Shawn, are you saying what I think you're saying? 396 00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:35,477 Absolutely. 397 00:17:35,545 --> 00:17:37,346 Right. 398 00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:38,947 - What... - No, no, Billy, Billy, Billy. 399 00:17:39,015 --> 00:17:42,451 I'm saying we should all split up into pairs 400 00:17:42,518 --> 00:17:44,353 and search the house for Rip. 401 00:17:47,256 --> 00:17:49,825 Right. 402 00:17:49,892 --> 00:17:51,159 Right. 403 00:17:51,227 --> 00:17:52,461 Right? 404 00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:01,403 This must be Clizby's room. 405 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:02,938 Tell you what. 406 00:18:03,005 --> 00:18:05,006 When we find Rip, I'm gonna bite him back 407 00:18:05,074 --> 00:18:08,610 for having bitten me with his little sewer-rat teeth. 408 00:18:08,678 --> 00:18:11,513 Rip bit you? 409 00:18:11,581 --> 00:18:13,315 Oh, that is so cool. 410 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:16,318 I mean, granted, I have no memory of this, right? 411 00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,353 But apparently Rip and I got into this huge brawl 412 00:18:18,421 --> 00:18:20,088 years ago over Melinda Lane. 413 00:18:20,156 --> 00:18:21,990 He felt that she was toxic to the band 414 00:18:22,058 --> 00:18:25,827 'cause she loved me but also fancied Harry. 415 00:18:25,895 --> 00:18:27,662 Picked me, of course. 416 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:29,831 Been there. 417 00:18:29,899 --> 00:18:31,500 Yeah, Gus once bit me for stealing his honey. 418 00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:32,968 Ah, women. 419 00:18:33,035 --> 00:18:34,475 Yeah, could barely blame him, though. 420 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,904 He had just gotten some graham crackers 421 00:18:35,972 --> 00:18:38,640 and had nothing to dip them in. 422 00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:48,350 I've been with my boss for 25 years. 423 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,318 Boring! Clear! 424 00:18:50,386 --> 00:18:51,486 Copy. 425 00:18:54,757 --> 00:18:56,691 Man, I knew they were going to stick 426 00:18:56,759 --> 00:18:58,026 the two black dudes together. 427 00:18:58,094 --> 00:19:00,629 This either ends with us dead or in jail. 428 00:19:00,696 --> 00:19:01,963 Man, why do you have to buy 429 00:19:02,031 --> 00:19:03,799 into all those black stereotypes? 430 00:19:03,866 --> 00:19:05,333 Says the black butler. 431 00:19:05,401 --> 00:19:07,169 Touche, my brother. 432 00:19:07,236 --> 00:19:08,770 Hmm. 433 00:19:08,838 --> 00:19:11,540 - Uh, Clizby... - Huh? 434 00:19:11,607 --> 00:19:13,975 Were Billy and Martin working on another book? 435 00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:16,111 More like fighting about another book. 436 00:19:16,179 --> 00:19:18,046 In here all hours of the night, 437 00:19:18,114 --> 00:19:21,416 yelling, throwing stuff. 438 00:19:22,718 --> 00:19:26,755 I use it to caramelize. 439 00:19:26,823 --> 00:19:28,623 I hear that. 440 00:19:28,691 --> 00:19:31,827 Hmm. 441 00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:33,495 Hey, Rip! 442 00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,230 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 443 00:19:35,298 --> 00:19:37,132 Do the right thing, mate. Own up to it. 444 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,235 Go to prison like I did. It's not as bad as you think. 445 00:19:40,303 --> 00:19:41,570 That's a lie. 446 00:19:41,637 --> 00:19:43,438 It's where souls go to die. Really. 447 00:19:43,506 --> 00:19:47,742 So this is where all the magic happens, huh? 448 00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:50,245 Oh, yeah, yeah. This spot right here... 449 00:19:50,313 --> 00:19:52,247 this is the reason why I rented this mansion, 450 00:19:52,315 --> 00:19:53,682 Its perfect-ect-ect... 451 00:19:53,749 --> 00:19:55,116 acoustics-ics-ics... 452 00:19:55,184 --> 00:19:56,451 Listen. 453 00:20:08,264 --> 00:20:10,599 You're right. That sounds absolutely amazing. 454 00:20:10,666 --> 00:20:11,666 I know, right? 455 00:20:16,038 --> 00:20:18,206 This is some bulls... 456 00:20:22,712 --> 00:20:25,881 Clizby, do the honors, will you? 457 00:20:25,948 --> 00:20:28,149 Come on. 458 00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:41,596 SBPD. Extinguish that torch. 459 00:20:41,664 --> 00:20:43,398 Gus? 460 00:20:43,466 --> 00:20:45,901 Shawn, you said you wouldn't bring anyone else. 461 00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:47,802 No, sweetheart, I invited you first. 462 00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:49,638 And then I brought Gus. You follow? 463 00:20:49,705 --> 00:20:51,473 - No. - You will. 464 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,508 So what? You come to arrest me again, have you? 465 00:20:53,576 --> 00:20:55,243 First off, you might want 466 00:20:55,311 --> 00:20:57,078 to lower that paint gun, Alice Cooper. 467 00:20:57,146 --> 00:20:58,547 Secondly, does the name Albert Semento 468 00:20:58,614 --> 00:21:00,215 ring any bells in your dead head? 469 00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:02,217 Uh, no. 470 00:21:02,285 --> 00:21:03,886 Well, he's been missing for a few days, 471 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,121 and we just located his car not that far from here. 472 00:21:06,188 --> 00:21:07,489 Spattered with blood. 473 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:09,257 And guess what address was on his GPS? 474 00:21:09,325 --> 00:21:10,659 Do we all get one guess? 475 00:21:10,726 --> 00:21:12,561 - Or can... - It's obvious... 476 00:21:12,628 --> 00:21:14,029 It was this house. 477 00:21:14,096 --> 00:21:16,565 Hi. Martin Kahn... Harvard. 478 00:21:16,632 --> 00:21:18,233 Carlton Lassiter... shut up. 479 00:21:18,301 --> 00:21:19,701 Well, I don't know any Albert Semento, 480 00:21:19,769 --> 00:21:21,102 and there's no one here by that name, all right? 481 00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:22,404 But there is someone here 482 00:21:22,471 --> 00:21:24,339 named Highway Harry, and he is dead. 483 00:21:24,407 --> 00:21:25,574 Are you telling me there's a dead person in this house? 484 00:21:25,641 --> 00:21:27,002 He was murdered by Rip, and, yes, 485 00:21:27,043 --> 00:21:28,404 we already called dibs on his meal. 486 00:21:28,411 --> 00:21:29,477 And where's Rip? 487 00:21:29,545 --> 00:21:31,179 He is somewhere in this house, 488 00:21:31,247 --> 00:21:33,415 kicking ass in a classic game of hide-and-seek. 489 00:21:33,482 --> 00:21:34,649 Show us the body. 490 00:21:34,717 --> 00:21:36,251 All right. 491 00:21:39,455 --> 00:21:41,222 Harry's gone. 492 00:21:41,290 --> 00:21:42,490 Great Scott, that's impossible. 493 00:21:42,525 --> 00:21:44,059 No, it isn't. 494 00:21:44,126 --> 00:21:45,527 Rip moved the body to get rid of any evidence. 495 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,162 What is that smell? 496 00:21:48,664 --> 00:21:50,198 Oh. Gus stepped in some... 497 00:21:50,266 --> 00:21:53,501 - It's burning London broil. - Excuse me. 498 00:21:53,569 --> 00:21:54,890 All right, everybody. Listen up. 499 00:21:54,937 --> 00:21:56,298 As of 2100 hours, we are officially 500 00:21:56,339 --> 00:21:57,339 on a phase four lockdown. 501 00:21:57,373 --> 00:21:59,107 Phase four? 502 00:21:59,175 --> 00:22:00,809 What happened to the other three phases, you cheap ba... 503 00:22:09,952 --> 00:22:12,053 Oh, my God. 504 00:22:12,121 --> 00:22:13,922 Rip. 505 00:22:15,424 --> 00:22:19,494 Also known by his birth name... Albert Semento. 506 00:22:26,537 --> 00:22:28,104 Do you mean to tell me 507 00:22:28,171 --> 00:22:30,505 that none of you knew Rip's real name? 508 00:22:30,673 --> 00:22:32,207 Okay, we've got two stab wounds. 509 00:22:32,275 --> 00:22:33,975 Looks to me like an ice pick. 510 00:22:34,043 --> 00:22:35,811 And it's impossible to tell how long he's been dead. 511 00:22:35,878 --> 00:22:37,679 Could be two days. Could be two hours. 512 00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:39,014 All right, people, listen up. 513 00:22:39,081 --> 00:22:40,248 This is officially a crime scene, 514 00:22:40,316 --> 00:22:42,818 and I am now calling the shots. 515 00:22:42,885 --> 00:22:45,187 And my finely honed investigative skills 516 00:22:45,254 --> 00:22:47,622 are telling me that someone in this room 517 00:22:47,690 --> 00:22:49,057 is responsible for the murders 518 00:22:49,125 --> 00:22:51,593 of Al Semento and Highway Harry. 519 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:53,528 Now, I'm not sure if you're familiar 520 00:22:53,596 --> 00:22:55,997 with the 1984 Chuck Norris classic, Missing in Action, 521 00:22:56,065 --> 00:22:58,400 but my partner and I are about to grill 522 00:22:58,468 --> 00:22:59,901 each and every one of you 523 00:22:59,969 --> 00:23:02,337 like Colonel Braddock did the Vietcong. 524 00:23:02,405 --> 00:23:04,506 - Yeah, I'm not doing that. - Fine. 525 00:23:04,574 --> 00:23:06,241 But if anyone's going to be bound and denied oxygen, 526 00:23:06,309 --> 00:23:08,810 might I suggest we establish some clear safe words? 527 00:23:08,878 --> 00:23:10,078 Move it out, freak show. 528 00:23:10,146 --> 00:23:11,713 No, that's too many words. 529 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:14,416 I was thinking more along the lines of "stop." 530 00:23:14,484 --> 00:23:16,485 I'll be in the den. 531 00:23:20,389 --> 00:23:21,890 That's not my job, man. 532 00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:23,959 I need to know everything you did 533 00:23:24,026 --> 00:23:27,162 from the time you arrived here tonight. 534 00:23:27,230 --> 00:23:29,331 Harvard. Well, Marty... 535 00:23:29,398 --> 00:23:30,665 let me tell you what happens 536 00:23:30,733 --> 00:23:32,801 when you cry "Harvard" in prison. 537 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,369 A bunch of inmates go to the prison library 538 00:23:34,437 --> 00:23:35,837 and check out a bunch of books 539 00:23:35,905 --> 00:23:37,372 that you've probably read cover to cover, 540 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,975 and then they take turns beating you with them 541 00:23:40,042 --> 00:23:42,177 until you forget you ever went to... 542 00:23:42,245 --> 00:23:44,079 Care to guess? 543 00:23:44,146 --> 00:23:45,313 Harvard. 544 00:23:45,381 --> 00:23:47,816 You really are smart. 545 00:23:54,357 --> 00:23:56,024 Just answer the question, Billy. 546 00:23:56,092 --> 00:23:58,727 All right, but first, I have a question for you. 547 00:23:58,794 --> 00:24:01,763 Would you ever consider quitting police work 548 00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:04,399 and going on tour and sleeping with me 549 00:24:04,467 --> 00:24:05,834 and my band and my crew? 550 00:24:07,270 --> 00:24:10,672 Professionally. 551 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:12,674 M&M? 552 00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,376 All I know is I've got a frozen body 553 00:24:14,443 --> 00:24:15,677 and your alibi doesn't hold water. 554 00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:16,978 Now start talking. 555 00:24:17,046 --> 00:24:18,914 This is a joke, right, Lassie? 556 00:24:18,981 --> 00:24:20,415 Come on, man, you know I didn't kill those dudes. 557 00:24:20,483 --> 00:24:22,784 Hold on. Why are you emphasizing the word "I"? 558 00:24:22,852 --> 00:24:24,085 I don't know. 559 00:24:24,153 --> 00:24:25,820 Maybe because you disappeared for ten minutes 560 00:24:25,888 --> 00:24:27,289 after Clizby gave us a tour of the house. 561 00:24:27,356 --> 00:24:28,717 Man, you know I doubled back around 562 00:24:28,724 --> 00:24:30,458 to that bowl of licorice pastels. 563 00:24:30,526 --> 00:24:32,928 And when I returned, guess who was suspiciously gone. 564 00:24:32,995 --> 00:24:34,930 Man, you know, I, too, crave those licorice pastels. 565 00:24:34,997 --> 00:24:37,065 And I doubled back after you doubled back. 566 00:24:37,133 --> 00:24:39,167 Liar. I ate them all, sucker. 567 00:24:39,235 --> 00:24:41,536 Liar! You ate all of them but the black ones. 568 00:24:41,604 --> 00:24:42,737 Suck it. 569 00:24:42,805 --> 00:24:44,105 - You suck it. - You suck it. 570 00:24:49,545 --> 00:24:51,012 All right, what did you learn from Clizby? 571 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,180 It's Clizby. 572 00:24:52,248 --> 00:24:54,182 Stop it! Clifby? 573 00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:58,320 Clizby. 574 00:24:58,387 --> 00:25:00,555 - Hey! - Not you, Guster. 575 00:25:00,623 --> 00:25:02,303 So what have we gleaned from the grillings? 576 00:25:02,358 --> 00:25:04,926 That any one of these guests could have committed the murders 577 00:25:04,994 --> 00:25:06,528 and that they're all pointing fingers at each other. 578 00:25:06,596 --> 00:25:08,063 Like this. Ow! 579 00:25:08,130 --> 00:25:09,864 And they all claim that a vast amount 580 00:25:09,932 --> 00:25:11,733 of dirty laundry was aired during Billy Lipps' trial. 581 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:12,968 Apparently, they all had some 582 00:25:13,035 --> 00:25:14,102 pretty damning things to say about him. 583 00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:15,870 Wait a minute. 584 00:25:15,938 --> 00:25:17,505 Everyone invited tonight testified at Billy's trial. 585 00:25:17,573 --> 00:25:18,607 That means we all played a role 586 00:25:18,674 --> 00:25:20,041 in sending Billy off to prison... 587 00:25:20,109 --> 00:25:21,643 an experience he claims was a blessing, 588 00:25:21,711 --> 00:25:23,244 but I believe deep down he's resentful and bitter 589 00:25:23,312 --> 00:25:25,013 that his wife was stolen from him 590 00:25:25,081 --> 00:25:27,515 by that beautiful bastard-face dancer Derek Hough... his words. 591 00:25:27,583 --> 00:25:28,783 Though I, too, would have chosen the word "Derek." 592 00:25:28,851 --> 00:25:30,352 Oh, my God. 593 00:25:30,419 --> 00:25:32,053 Billy Lipps didn't invite us here tonight to celebrate. 594 00:25:32,121 --> 00:25:34,623 He invited us here to exact revenge. 595 00:25:34,690 --> 00:25:37,058 Highway Harry and Rip were his first victims. 596 00:25:37,126 --> 00:25:38,627 But he is planning on taking us out one by one 597 00:25:38,694 --> 00:25:40,055 by one by one by one by one by one. 598 00:25:40,096 --> 00:25:42,330 So he's going to kill four more people? 599 00:25:42,398 --> 00:25:44,065 No. He's going to kill five more people. 600 00:25:44,133 --> 00:25:46,301 Two plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one is seven. 601 00:25:46,369 --> 00:25:49,070 - Let's talk to Lipps. - Yeah. 602 00:25:50,973 --> 00:25:52,374 Lipps split. 603 00:25:52,441 --> 00:25:54,709 The other guests are in grave danger. 604 00:25:58,714 --> 00:26:00,815 Everybody, listen up! 605 00:26:00,883 --> 00:26:02,751 When I call your names, you answer. 606 00:26:02,818 --> 00:26:05,420 - Martin! - Detective, I have rights! 607 00:26:05,488 --> 00:26:08,556 - Leslie! - I'm fl... fl... flab... 608 00:26:08,624 --> 00:26:10,058 - Flabbergasted? - Clizby? 609 00:26:10,126 --> 00:26:14,396 - Man, you know I'm in here. - Guster. 610 00:26:14,463 --> 00:26:16,264 - Guster? - Gus? 611 00:26:18,334 --> 00:26:20,301 Gus? 612 00:26:20,369 --> 00:26:23,271 Gus? 613 00:26:23,339 --> 00:26:25,907 Oh, no. Billy must have taken him. 614 00:26:25,975 --> 00:26:28,677 How in the hell did Lipps get out of the den, 615 00:26:28,744 --> 00:26:31,346 into the living room, and abduct Gus without anyone seeing him? 616 00:26:31,414 --> 00:26:33,081 This is all my fault. I left him. 617 00:26:33,149 --> 00:26:35,050 And I brought him as my plus-one. 618 00:26:35,117 --> 00:26:37,218 This should have been you, Jules. 619 00:26:37,286 --> 00:26:38,453 Shawn. 620 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,628 Rumor has it that the secret chocolate room 621 00:26:46,696 --> 00:26:48,797 is somewhere off the living room. 622 00:26:51,167 --> 00:26:54,035 Gus? 623 00:26:54,103 --> 00:26:55,870 All I know is I've got a frozen body 624 00:26:55,938 --> 00:26:56,971 and your alibi doesn't hold water. 625 00:26:57,039 --> 00:26:59,307 Now start talking! 626 00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:00,809 Did you go looking for... 627 00:27:00,876 --> 00:27:03,078 the chocolate room? 628 00:27:16,325 --> 00:27:19,594 You deserved better, my magnificent friend. 629 00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:29,738 Toupees. 630 00:27:31,707 --> 00:27:33,575 Oh, no. Gus. 631 00:27:33,642 --> 00:27:35,110 I-I-I thought... 632 00:27:35,177 --> 00:27:39,447 I thought it was the chocolate room. 633 00:27:39,515 --> 00:27:40,915 I know you did, buddy. Come on, let's... 634 00:27:40,983 --> 00:27:42,217 let's get out of you here. 635 00:27:42,284 --> 00:27:44,052 - No, no. - Come on. 636 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,587 You can do it. 637 00:27:53,662 --> 00:27:55,597 I found Gus. He's all right. 638 00:27:55,664 --> 00:27:57,065 He doesn't look all right. 639 00:27:57,133 --> 00:28:00,535 - I thought it was chocolate. - I know. 640 00:28:00,603 --> 00:28:03,571 I've written a new song! 641 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,380 How the hell did you all get out of your rooms? 642 00:28:12,448 --> 00:28:13,982 I've written a song! 643 00:28:14,049 --> 00:28:15,917 Yow, yeah! 644 00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:19,354 'Cause I'm a genius in me own genes. 645 00:28:19,421 --> 00:28:21,890 Gather round. Come on, people. 646 00:28:21,957 --> 00:28:24,959 Oh, after-party will be in my pants. 647 00:28:25,027 --> 00:28:27,495 It's a hit song that I have penned... 648 00:28:27,563 --> 00:28:28,797 in memory of my mates, 649 00:28:28,864 --> 00:28:31,032 Rip and Highway Harry. 650 00:28:32,468 --> 00:28:33,401 All right, enough of this nonsense. 651 00:28:33,469 --> 00:28:34,602 You're under arrest, Lipps. 652 00:28:40,643 --> 00:28:43,645 I was speaking English, right? 653 00:29:02,965 --> 00:29:04,966 Wait a minute... so he's riding solo 654 00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:06,501 to the other side or... 655 00:29:06,569 --> 00:29:08,269 I think he starts off alone, and then he joins his friends. 656 00:29:08,337 --> 00:29:09,604 I think. 657 00:29:09,672 --> 00:29:11,206 - They're waiting for him? - I don't know. 658 00:29:11,273 --> 00:29:14,042 Well, it's not clear who he's with. 659 00:29:25,087 --> 00:29:27,422 - Billy, move! - Don't move, Billy. 660 00:29:32,628 --> 00:29:35,563 Aah! Aah! 661 00:29:41,237 --> 00:29:44,072 Oh. That is quite a mess. 662 00:29:48,878 --> 00:29:51,379 I don't know what the hell's going on around here, Lipps, 663 00:29:51,447 --> 00:29:52,780 but don't go thinking you're in the clear. 664 00:29:52,848 --> 00:29:54,349 You've got a lot of explaining to do. 665 00:29:54,416 --> 00:29:55,850 Can I make a phone call? 666 00:29:55,918 --> 00:29:56,985 Phone call? To who? 667 00:29:57,052 --> 00:29:59,120 I have to talk to my shrink. 668 00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:01,289 It was Rip who actually turned me on to her. 669 00:30:01,357 --> 00:30:03,358 She's been working miracles for us. 670 00:30:03,425 --> 00:30:05,894 Helping us to get back all the years that we lost to drugs 671 00:30:05,961 --> 00:30:09,631 and late night games of "Clock Me Noggin." 672 00:30:09,698 --> 00:30:12,300 That's a white man's game. 673 00:30:12,368 --> 00:30:14,135 - It's true. - Pull yourself together, man. 674 00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:15,670 You can call your quack right after I figure out 675 00:30:15,738 --> 00:30:17,939 which one of these three's the killer. 676 00:30:28,617 --> 00:30:30,685 O'Hara, cover me. 677 00:30:34,189 --> 00:30:35,823 - Curt Smith! - What? 678 00:30:35,891 --> 00:30:37,125 - This is awesome. - What are you doing here? 679 00:30:37,192 --> 00:30:38,860 Billy invited me. 680 00:30:38,928 --> 00:30:40,428 I'm producing his new album, 681 00:30:40,496 --> 00:30:41,996 Curt Smith Duets with Curt Smith. 682 00:30:42,064 --> 00:30:43,831 How are you, mate? 683 00:30:43,899 --> 00:30:45,566 Well, Billy, I've been shot in the diaphragm... 684 00:30:47,403 --> 00:30:49,804 and I'm fairly certain I was also attacked by... 685 00:30:49,872 --> 00:30:51,272 an adult panther? 686 00:30:51,340 --> 00:30:53,374 - Emma, sure. - Did you say "shot"? 687 00:30:53,442 --> 00:30:55,276 That would explain the shot we heard. 688 00:30:55,344 --> 00:30:56,577 Oh. 689 00:30:56,645 --> 00:30:57,812 Oh. 690 00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,447 Elevate him! Elevate him! 691 00:30:59,515 --> 00:31:02,283 He... he is deceptively heavy! 692 00:31:04,486 --> 00:31:06,187 Let me through. Let me through. 693 00:31:06,255 --> 00:31:08,423 It's okay, Curt. It's really just a flesh wound. 694 00:31:08,490 --> 00:31:10,024 Don't think about it, okay? Don't think about it. 695 00:31:10,092 --> 00:31:12,160 Why don't... why don't you sing us a song 696 00:31:12,227 --> 00:31:14,529 from your new Duets album? 697 00:31:14,596 --> 00:31:16,130 All right. 698 00:31:16,198 --> 00:31:19,500 The first one is a special version of Billy Boy. 699 00:31:19,568 --> 00:31:21,402 - Oh, Billy Boy. - So I start... 700 00:31:26,442 --> 00:31:27,809 And then I come in. 701 00:31:32,181 --> 00:31:34,582 Is your name Curt Smith? 702 00:31:34,650 --> 00:31:35,650 No, it's not. 703 00:31:35,718 --> 00:31:37,318 This is really serious. 704 00:31:37,386 --> 00:31:39,787 It's so serious. It's very, very serious. 705 00:31:39,855 --> 00:31:41,489 I have to get... Go! 706 00:31:41,557 --> 00:31:42,957 Okay, yes, I will. 707 00:31:43,025 --> 00:31:44,525 O'Hara, get on the phone 708 00:31:44,593 --> 00:31:46,194 and call the paramedics. 709 00:31:46,261 --> 00:31:48,129 I don't suppose you saw who shot you? 710 00:31:48,197 --> 00:31:52,233 I did, yes. They were gripping an ice pick. 711 00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:54,302 And I saw the face clear as day. 712 00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:56,471 It was... 713 00:32:02,144 --> 00:32:06,981 No! No! 714 00:32:07,049 --> 00:32:11,085 The legend that is Curt Smith is dead. 715 00:32:11,153 --> 00:32:14,989 Your hand is on the gentleman's head. 716 00:32:15,057 --> 00:32:16,457 - He's still alive. - Oh, thank God! 717 00:32:16,492 --> 00:32:17,492 All right. 718 00:32:17,559 --> 00:32:20,194 One of you is the killer. 719 00:32:20,262 --> 00:32:21,396 Now fess up. 720 00:32:25,534 --> 00:32:28,603 What father? He's never met his father. 721 00:32:28,670 --> 00:32:32,940 You were our bumber one snoopy back in the gay. 722 00:32:36,111 --> 00:32:38,513 The killer is not in this room. 723 00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:41,115 Really? 724 00:32:41,183 --> 00:32:44,886 I'm sorry. The killer is in this room. 725 00:32:44,953 --> 00:32:47,188 Is the killer in this room or not... yes or no? 726 00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:48,689 Yes. 727 00:32:48,757 --> 00:32:50,124 Yes, the killer is in this room, 728 00:32:50,192 --> 00:32:51,959 or, yes, the killer is not in this room? 729 00:32:52,027 --> 00:32:55,063 The killer is Leslie, the groupie. 730 00:32:56,165 --> 00:32:57,498 That's right. 731 00:32:57,566 --> 00:32:59,367 You hopscotched from bed to bed 732 00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:01,335 with rich rock stars back in the day, 733 00:33:01,403 --> 00:33:03,371 and it led to a pea in your pod. 734 00:33:03,439 --> 00:33:06,707 The question is, who is the daddy? 735 00:33:06,775 --> 00:33:09,010 Wasn't so easy to force a paternity test back then. 736 00:33:09,078 --> 00:33:12,280 So you were left to raise your child all by yourself. 737 00:33:12,347 --> 00:33:15,149 Years of bitterness fueled a vengeful fire 738 00:33:15,217 --> 00:33:16,884 made from flames, 739 00:33:16,952 --> 00:33:18,286 and you came back here tonight 740 00:33:18,353 --> 00:33:20,021 to off all the potential daddies, 741 00:33:20,089 --> 00:33:22,356 one by one by one by one by one. 742 00:33:22,424 --> 00:33:25,026 I'm also sensing that you lifted a few items 743 00:33:25,094 --> 00:33:27,695 with DNA on them this evening. 744 00:33:27,763 --> 00:33:31,332 Oh! 745 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,936 What a brilliant yet murderous plan. 746 00:33:35,003 --> 00:33:38,773 Come back here, take out all the potential daddies, 747 00:33:38,841 --> 00:33:40,975 use DNA to figure out who the real one was, 748 00:33:41,043 --> 00:33:43,411 and then collect money from their estate 749 00:33:43,479 --> 00:33:45,613 to better support your child. 750 00:33:45,681 --> 00:33:47,181 Ah. 751 00:33:47,249 --> 00:33:49,217 Okay! I took all the items. 752 00:33:49,284 --> 00:33:52,920 But it was only because I needed some extra cash. 753 00:33:52,988 --> 00:33:55,623 I was going to put them on eBay. 754 00:33:55,691 --> 00:33:57,425 I was hit hard by the rece... 755 00:33:57,493 --> 00:33:59,460 rece... re-r... 756 00:33:59,528 --> 00:34:00,394 Recession! 757 00:34:00,462 --> 00:34:01,896 Yes. 758 00:34:01,964 --> 00:34:04,065 But I never, never hurt anyone. 759 00:34:04,133 --> 00:34:06,934 And I know who Germaine's father 760 00:34:07,002 --> 00:34:08,936 really is. 761 00:34:14,843 --> 00:34:18,546 From our one night of passion. 762 00:34:18,614 --> 00:34:19,881 I remember it so clearly. 763 00:34:19,948 --> 00:34:22,283 You were a vision in your birthday suit. 764 00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:25,153 And on that same night, 765 00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:27,555 Melinda Lane was found dead in the guest room. 766 00:34:27,623 --> 00:34:31,959 We were sleeping when I heard Billy screaming for help. 767 00:34:32,027 --> 00:34:33,227 I rushed to the room with Martin, 768 00:34:33,295 --> 00:34:34,575 - and you stayed behind... - Yes. 769 00:34:34,630 --> 00:34:37,465 In a deep sleep from all of the alcohol, 770 00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:40,334 Quaaludes, and Clizby. 771 00:34:40,402 --> 00:34:42,270 Oh, I obsessed over 772 00:34:42,337 --> 00:34:44,472 whether to tell you about Germaine, 773 00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:47,842 because I was only sleeping with the butler. 774 00:34:47,910 --> 00:34:51,345 I was worried they would fire you, Clizby. 775 00:34:51,413 --> 00:34:53,014 Well, Spencer, your whole Leslie theory 776 00:34:53,048 --> 00:34:54,215 doesn't seem to be holding water, now, does it? 777 00:34:54,283 --> 00:34:55,950 Just, you know, for the record, 778 00:34:56,018 --> 00:34:59,754 I'm pretty sure that Leslie and I had sex. 779 00:34:59,821 --> 00:35:01,689 I didn't sleep with you, Billy. 780 00:35:01,757 --> 00:35:03,491 And I didn't sleep with Rip. 781 00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:05,927 And I certainly didn't sleep with Highway Harry. 782 00:35:08,997 --> 00:35:12,166 She's right. We never did it. 783 00:35:14,203 --> 00:35:16,871 It was... it was like shooting pool with a rope. 784 00:35:16,939 --> 00:35:18,739 Freeze! 785 00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:30,685 You put that gun on the floor and kick it over. 786 00:35:30,852 --> 00:35:33,120 Harry, mate! We thought you were dead. 787 00:35:33,188 --> 00:35:34,388 Where have you been? 788 00:35:34,456 --> 00:35:36,056 I backed oot, 789 00:35:36,124 --> 00:35:38,092 yoke up, every blonde was blonde. 790 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,427 Yeah? 791 00:35:39,494 --> 00:35:40,628 Pound of buns in the yard. 792 00:35:40,695 --> 00:35:42,196 Hovered the rocket boom. Zit. 793 00:35:42,264 --> 00:35:43,998 He blacked out, woke up, 794 00:35:44,065 --> 00:35:46,534 everyone was gone, found a gun in the yard, 795 00:35:46,601 --> 00:35:48,121 and then discovered the chocolate room, 796 00:35:48,136 --> 00:35:50,638 and that was it. 797 00:35:50,705 --> 00:35:53,073 You tell me where that chocolate room is right now, 798 00:35:53,141 --> 00:35:54,308 or I will kill you myself. 799 00:35:54,376 --> 00:35:56,677 I don't... stone blender. 800 00:35:56,745 --> 00:35:58,412 - What? - He doesn't remember. 801 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:02,650 You sumbitch. 802 00:36:02,717 --> 00:36:05,653 But then who hit Harry on the back of the head? 803 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:07,488 Oh, be Bob. 804 00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:11,459 Bit me with a bot and baldy to groove out of her blazemint. 805 00:36:11,526 --> 00:36:13,594 His mum hit him on the back of the head with a pot 806 00:36:13,662 --> 00:36:16,197 and told him to move out of her basement. 807 00:36:16,264 --> 00:36:17,465 You live in your mother's basement? 808 00:36:17,532 --> 00:36:18,499 Don't judge me. 809 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,034 Don't judge me! 810 00:36:20,101 --> 00:36:24,238 Okay, so someone in this room killed Rip, 811 00:36:24,306 --> 00:36:25,773 dragged him to the freezer, 812 00:36:25,841 --> 00:36:27,521 dumped the murder weapon in the front yard, 813 00:36:27,576 --> 00:36:29,009 shot Curt Smith, 814 00:36:29,077 --> 00:36:32,279 and orchestrated the colossal-chandelier trap? 815 00:36:32,347 --> 00:36:34,682 She's summarizing, the female detective. 816 00:36:34,749 --> 00:36:36,851 She's giving us a summary of the night's events. 817 00:36:36,918 --> 00:36:38,752 My point is that perhaps it wasn't 818 00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:40,654 one person who committed the crimes. 819 00:36:40,722 --> 00:36:42,389 Oh. 820 00:36:42,457 --> 00:36:45,092 One person didn't commit all these crimes. 821 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,094 It had to be more than one person. 822 00:36:47,162 --> 00:36:48,996 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just said that. 823 00:36:49,064 --> 00:36:50,564 I mean, think about it. 824 00:36:50,632 --> 00:36:53,167 How could one person have pulled all this off 825 00:36:53,235 --> 00:36:56,003 - without an accomplice? - Very interesting. 826 00:36:56,071 --> 00:36:58,138 Well, Lassie, what do you say we put Juliet's theory 827 00:36:58,206 --> 00:37:00,107 - to the test? - Thank you, Shawn. 828 00:37:00,175 --> 00:37:01,208 Whoo! 829 00:37:07,449 --> 00:37:09,049 Perhaps it was Rip 830 00:37:09,117 --> 00:37:11,085 who killed Melinda all those years ago. 831 00:37:11,152 --> 00:37:13,420 Apparently Rip and I got into a huge brawl 832 00:37:13,488 --> 00:37:15,189 years ago over Melinda Lane. 833 00:37:15,257 --> 00:37:16,957 After all, she was toying 834 00:37:17,025 --> 00:37:18,792 with both Billy's heart and Harry's heart. 835 00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:21,061 She was a cancer to the band. 836 00:37:21,129 --> 00:37:23,898 Rip wouldn't allow it, so he killed her. 837 00:37:26,868 --> 00:37:28,769 You son of a bitch! Ow! 838 00:37:28,837 --> 00:37:30,437 And Rip's mind was such mush, 839 00:37:30,505 --> 00:37:32,306 he probably didn't even remember committing the murders. 840 00:37:32,374 --> 00:37:33,641 But then, he started seeing a shrink, 841 00:37:33,708 --> 00:37:34,909 and all the lost memories came back, 842 00:37:34,976 --> 00:37:36,416 including the murder of Melinda Lane. 843 00:37:36,478 --> 00:37:37,878 Riddled with guilt, 844 00:37:37,946 --> 00:37:39,847 he confessed to Billy what he'd done. 845 00:37:39,915 --> 00:37:42,016 After five years in prison for a murder 846 00:37:42,083 --> 00:37:43,323 you didn't commit, you snapped. 847 00:37:43,351 --> 00:37:45,519 And you picked up an ice pick, 848 00:37:45,587 --> 00:37:47,521 and you chased him throughout the house! 849 00:37:54,829 --> 00:37:56,163 And you caught him, and you plunged the ice pick 850 00:37:56,231 --> 00:37:57,731 into his back, killing him. 851 00:38:06,575 --> 00:38:08,809 And then you almost threw up, 852 00:38:08,877 --> 00:38:10,444 but you didn't. 853 00:38:10,512 --> 00:38:12,913 And you bent down and you grabbed his warm, 854 00:38:12,981 --> 00:38:16,784 thick, heavily tattooed arms 855 00:38:16,851 --> 00:38:20,287 and began dragging his lifeless corpse. 856 00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:24,291 You dragged Rip's body through the kitchen 857 00:38:24,359 --> 00:38:26,727 and hid him in the freezer. 858 00:38:29,531 --> 00:38:31,211 But then I came strutting through the door, 859 00:38:31,266 --> 00:38:32,700 and, stricken with panic, 860 00:38:32,767 --> 00:38:34,001 you had to get rid of the murder weapon. 861 00:38:34,069 --> 00:38:37,037 Indeed! To the Porte Cochere. 862 00:38:40,675 --> 00:38:44,244 And so you snuck into the yard to dispose of the ice pick. 863 00:38:44,312 --> 00:38:45,846 Where you saw Curt Smith. 864 00:38:45,914 --> 00:38:47,281 What are you... 865 00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,554 And you shot the legendary rock icon dead. 866 00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:54,555 He's not dead! 867 00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:56,256 You son of a bitch! 868 00:39:07,669 --> 00:39:10,270 Boom. 869 00:39:10,338 --> 00:39:13,374 But then who tried to kill Billy 870 00:39:13,441 --> 00:39:16,176 with that big, monstrous chandelier? 871 00:39:23,018 --> 00:39:24,785 You know, it's funny, 872 00:39:24,853 --> 00:39:27,921 I don't have any real clarity on that one, Burton. 873 00:39:27,989 --> 00:39:29,923 That's a lot of nonsense. 874 00:39:29,991 --> 00:39:32,292 Rip didn't kill nobody. 875 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,161 He was in the room next to me all night 876 00:39:34,229 --> 00:39:36,296 snoring his ass off. 877 00:39:36,364 --> 00:39:39,867 Which means I didn't kill Rip because he didn't kill Melinda, 878 00:39:39,934 --> 00:39:41,468 which means I was never in the yard 879 00:39:41,536 --> 00:39:43,671 dumping any murder weapon 880 00:39:43,738 --> 00:39:47,541 because I didn't murder anyone! 881 00:39:47,609 --> 00:39:49,810 Except for Melinda Lane. 882 00:39:49,878 --> 00:39:53,113 I guess I still murdered her. 883 00:39:53,181 --> 00:39:54,748 I'm sorry, sweetie. 884 00:39:54,816 --> 00:39:57,051 It looks like this multiple-killer theory 885 00:39:57,118 --> 00:39:58,786 isn't holding much water at the moment. 886 00:39:58,853 --> 00:40:00,287 And you're right, Billy. 887 00:40:00,355 --> 00:40:02,890 So everyone get comfy, 888 00:40:02,957 --> 00:40:04,258 'cause I'm gonna tell you 889 00:40:04,325 --> 00:40:07,294 how the real killer pulled this off. 890 00:40:13,636 --> 00:40:15,904 Melinda Lane wasn't the real muse 891 00:40:16,072 --> 00:40:17,939 behind the band back in the day. 892 00:40:18,507 --> 00:40:20,074 The real muse 893 00:40:20,142 --> 00:40:22,477 makes the tastiest snacks this side of the Pecos 894 00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:24,245 and also has a gift for whistling 895 00:40:24,313 --> 00:40:26,247 undeniably catchy melodies. 896 00:40:26,315 --> 00:40:28,917 Isn't that right, Clizby? 897 00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:36,658 You see, Billy Lipps and the guys behind him 898 00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:38,793 had been stealing your tunes and cash for years, 899 00:40:38,861 --> 00:40:43,298 and all you have to show for it is a $25 watch? 900 00:40:43,365 --> 00:40:44,599 Melinda kept taking all the credit 901 00:40:44,667 --> 00:40:45,967 with the press for being the inspiration 902 00:40:46,035 --> 00:40:47,635 behind all the band's hit songs, 903 00:40:47,703 --> 00:40:49,804 and one day, you looked in the mirror and said, 904 00:40:49,872 --> 00:40:54,108 "Man, I'm done with these Dapshats." 905 00:40:54,176 --> 00:40:55,710 You snuck into the room 906 00:40:55,778 --> 00:40:58,980 Melinda was sleeping, and you smothered her good. 907 00:40:59,048 --> 00:41:00,982 - That's crazy, man. - Is it? 908 00:41:01,050 --> 00:41:03,852 Years later, Rip, after intensive psychotherapy, 909 00:41:03,919 --> 00:41:05,386 started filling in the blanks. 910 00:41:05,454 --> 00:41:06,721 He realized it was you who killed Melinda. 911 00:41:06,789 --> 00:41:09,090 Came here to confront you. 912 00:41:09,158 --> 00:41:10,692 You ice-picked him 913 00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:11,793 and were looking for a better hiding place 914 00:41:11,861 --> 00:41:13,228 for your murder weapon 915 00:41:13,295 --> 00:41:15,330 when Curt Smith, legend that he is, 916 00:41:15,397 --> 00:41:19,500 found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time. 917 00:41:19,568 --> 00:41:20,969 May he rest in peace. 918 00:41:21,036 --> 00:41:22,470 He's not dead. 919 00:41:22,538 --> 00:41:24,505 Of course it was you, Clizby, 920 00:41:24,573 --> 00:41:27,141 who loosened the screws on the ginormous chandelier, 921 00:41:27,209 --> 00:41:29,143 knowing full well that it was Billy's magic spot, 922 00:41:29,211 --> 00:41:30,879 and it was only a matter of time 923 00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:34,949 before it fell and crushed that pasty, thieving ass. 924 00:41:35,017 --> 00:41:38,086 Clizby! Say it isn't so. 925 00:41:38,153 --> 00:41:40,355 I only have one black friend. It's you. 926 00:41:40,422 --> 00:41:41,656 And I just don't have the time 927 00:41:41,724 --> 00:41:43,591 or resources to find a replacement. 928 00:41:43,659 --> 00:41:46,561 Hello. Who are you? 929 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:48,296 Fine. 930 00:41:48,364 --> 00:41:49,597 It was me. 931 00:41:51,333 --> 00:41:54,936 Those cats have been stealing from me for years. 932 00:41:55,004 --> 00:41:56,170 Hands behind your back. 933 00:41:56,238 --> 00:41:58,427 Time to go to jail... 934 00:41:58,492 --> 00:41:59,826 Clizby. 935 00:41:59,894 --> 00:42:01,494 Stupid name. 936 00:42:01,562 --> 00:42:03,830 Ooh! 937 00:42:03,898 --> 00:42:04,929 Don't worry, Curt. 938 00:42:05,049 --> 00:42:07,066 We're going to be with you the whole way, mate. 939 00:42:07,134 --> 00:42:08,401 You're gonna be fine, Curt. 940 00:42:08,469 --> 00:42:09,623 Just a flesh wound, baby. 941 00:42:09,743 --> 00:42:11,538 - Be good as new in no time. - You're a trooper. 942 00:42:11,605 --> 00:42:12,672 Curt Smith sings with Curt Smith. 943 00:42:15,142 --> 00:42:16,476 Oh, God, no! 944 00:42:19,455 --> 00:42:22,315 Somebody should probably call animal control, right? 945 00:42:22,383 --> 00:42:23,483 Yes! 946 00:42:23,551 --> 00:42:24,751 Great. 947 00:42:24,818 --> 00:42:26,686 Now... 948 00:42:26,754 --> 00:42:27,954 Gus and I are going to go home 949 00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:29,860 and make love to our wives. 950 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:31,626 We're not married, Shawn. 951 00:42:35,182 --> 00:42:45,182 Sync & corrections by honeybunny Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne www.addic7ed.com