1 00:00:32,122 --> 00:00:33,845 Welcome to Paths of Love. 2 00:00:34,024 --> 00:00:35,524 I'm Hilton Fox. 3 00:00:35,526 --> 00:00:38,126 This is the show where you get a second chance 4 00:00:38,128 --> 00:00:40,295 at a chance meeting. 5 00:00:40,297 --> 00:00:43,732 Melinda, you're down to your last heart. 6 00:00:43,734 --> 00:00:45,901 Who do you choose to protect it? 7 00:00:57,580 --> 00:01:00,082 I choose... 8 00:01:05,389 --> 00:01:07,389 Todd. 9 00:01:08,425 --> 00:01:10,092 - Where's Todd? - Oh, crap. 10 00:01:10,094 --> 00:01:11,226 Where's Todd? 11 00:01:11,228 --> 00:01:12,327 Cut! 12 00:01:12,329 --> 00:01:13,762 Donna, where's Todd? 13 00:01:13,764 --> 00:01:14,963 Oh, come on. 14 00:01:14,965 --> 00:01:17,132 Jay, where's Todd? What's going on? 15 00:01:17,134 --> 00:01:18,133 Scott... 16 00:01:18,135 --> 00:01:19,368 Look, all you have to do 17 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:20,569 is line the people up in a row. 18 00:01:20,571 --> 00:01:21,870 You want me to fix it? Look, watch this. 19 00:01:21,872 --> 00:01:23,605 Take one white guy, put him in a suit 20 00:01:23,607 --> 00:01:25,140 along with the rest of the Backstreet Boys, 21 00:01:25,142 --> 00:01:26,274 boom, and you fall in love. 22 00:01:26,276 --> 00:01:27,976 There we go. Show done. 23 00:01:27,978 --> 00:01:29,378 Could you take care of business, please? 24 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:32,481 'Cause every second is costing me money. 25 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:34,816 I hope Todd's okay. 26 00:01:34,818 --> 00:01:36,752 Todd Kramer, Caucasian, 20s, 27 00:01:36,754 --> 00:01:38,453 was driving at an accelerated rate, 28 00:01:38,455 --> 00:01:39,688 lost control of his vehicle, 29 00:01:39,690 --> 00:01:41,356 flipped into the ditch, and is now in a coma. 30 00:01:41,358 --> 00:01:43,959 A tragic yet totally avoidable accident. 31 00:01:43,961 --> 00:01:47,562 However, not a crime. 32 00:01:49,967 --> 00:01:52,868 Good morning, Lassie. 33 00:01:52,870 --> 00:01:54,202 May I take a look at those photos? 34 00:01:54,204 --> 00:01:55,537 Come on, just a quick gander. 35 00:01:55,539 --> 00:01:57,038 I'll trade you Gus' half-eaten cruller 36 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,740 - for a baby peek. - No, you won't. 37 00:01:58,742 --> 00:02:00,675 Knock yourself out. 38 00:02:00,677 --> 00:02:03,078 - Give him the donut. - No. 39 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,813 It's your half cruller, that was the deal. 40 00:02:04,815 --> 00:02:06,581 - You can get a brand-new donut... - I don't care! 41 00:02:06,583 --> 00:02:07,949 Just give him the cruller. 42 00:02:13,179 --> 00:02:21,577 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 43 00:02:21,697 --> 00:02:23,165 Do you see that? 44 00:02:23,167 --> 00:02:24,199 Salad dressing. 45 00:02:24,201 --> 00:02:26,001 Brake fluid, Shawn. 46 00:02:26,003 --> 00:02:28,437 Huh. 47 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:31,807 Lassie, I am sensing something very non-salady 48 00:02:31,809 --> 00:02:34,976 and very non-accidenty about these photos. 49 00:02:34,978 --> 00:02:37,412 How desperate are you to make something outta nothing? 50 00:02:37,414 --> 00:02:40,649 Pretty... pretty desperate. 51 00:02:40,651 --> 00:02:42,584 Thanks, Lassie. Drive safely. 52 00:02:42,586 --> 00:02:44,653 Pardon me. 53 00:02:44,655 --> 00:02:47,522 My name is Steve Rollins, and I couldn't help but overhear 54 00:02:47,524 --> 00:02:49,157 you talking about the car accident. 55 00:02:49,159 --> 00:02:50,492 And I think you're right. 56 00:02:50,494 --> 00:02:51,893 I think there was foul play involved. 57 00:02:51,895 --> 00:02:53,462 Really? 58 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:54,729 Why is that? 59 00:02:54,731 --> 00:02:56,131 Well, the victim was a participant 60 00:02:56,133 --> 00:02:58,433 on a reality dating show that I'm directing. 61 00:02:58,435 --> 00:03:00,735 Um, look, these are only my own suspicions, mind you, 62 00:03:00,737 --> 00:03:02,838 but something is not right here. 63 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,906 And I had to come down here and tell someone. 64 00:03:04,908 --> 00:03:07,776 Is there a detective I should talk to? 65 00:03:07,778 --> 00:03:10,145 You are in luck. We're detectives. 66 00:03:10,147 --> 00:03:11,746 Of the psychic variety. 67 00:03:11,748 --> 00:03:14,683 My name is Shawn Spencer. This is my partner, Larenz Tate. 68 00:03:14,685 --> 00:03:17,018 That would be cool, but Burton Guster is the name. 69 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:18,787 If you guys want, you could come down to the set 70 00:03:18,789 --> 00:03:21,289 and I could tell you everything that I know. 71 00:03:23,392 --> 00:03:25,427 - Yes, that sounds like... - We'll be there. 72 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:39,107 Shawn? 73 00:03:39,109 --> 00:03:40,976 This guy Steve has worked 74 00:03:40,978 --> 00:03:42,878 on all six seasons of California Survivorman. 75 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,379 He really knows his stuff. 76 00:03:44,381 --> 00:03:46,615 Fantastic, I'll pitch him all my genius reality ideas. 77 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,583 No, no, Shawn. Please don't. 78 00:03:48,585 --> 00:03:50,385 All your ideas sound insane. 79 00:03:50,387 --> 00:03:52,187 You must be out of your damn mind. 80 00:03:52,189 --> 00:03:53,588 Punk My Mom. 81 00:03:53,590 --> 00:03:54,923 The Girl or the Bear. 82 00:03:54,925 --> 00:03:56,858 So You Think You Can Think You Can Dance. 83 00:03:56,860 --> 00:03:58,693 Don't Touch That, It's Infected. 84 00:03:58,695 --> 00:04:00,395 These are all slam dunks. 85 00:04:00,397 --> 00:04:02,097 See, that's your problem right there, Shawn. 86 00:04:02,099 --> 00:04:04,499 You're trying to make a mockery of reality TV. 87 00:04:04,501 --> 00:04:06,668 These are the docudramas of our time. 88 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:08,336 Hey, fellas. Hey, you made it. 89 00:04:08,338 --> 00:04:10,005 Damn right we did. 90 00:04:10,007 --> 00:04:12,173 All right, well, come on. Come on, come with me. 91 00:04:12,175 --> 00:04:14,142 Cool. 92 00:04:14,144 --> 00:04:16,811 What is this show, Steve? 93 00:04:16,813 --> 00:04:18,480 It's called Paths of Love. 94 00:04:18,482 --> 00:04:20,115 All the guys are men that the bachelorette 95 00:04:20,117 --> 00:04:21,683 could have had contact with. 96 00:04:21,685 --> 00:04:23,752 You know, the local guy at her coffee house, 97 00:04:23,754 --> 00:04:25,487 a guy at the gym. 98 00:04:25,489 --> 00:04:27,188 Hence the title Paths of Love. 99 00:04:27,190 --> 00:04:28,390 How does this dude know Melinda? 100 00:04:28,392 --> 00:04:29,457 Todd was a model 101 00:04:29,459 --> 00:04:30,959 whose face is on a billboard 102 00:04:30,961 --> 00:04:32,727 just outside Melinda's office. 103 00:04:32,729 --> 00:04:35,230 I'm telling you guys, someone is after him. 104 00:04:35,232 --> 00:04:36,932 I mean, this light almost fell on him 105 00:04:36,934 --> 00:04:38,166 while he was in the hot tub, 106 00:04:38,168 --> 00:04:39,801 and a loose balcony railing 107 00:04:39,803 --> 00:04:42,037 almost gave way while he was leaning on it. 108 00:04:42,039 --> 00:04:43,705 Sounds like what you need is a good contractor, 109 00:04:43,707 --> 00:04:45,040 not a detective. 110 00:04:45,042 --> 00:04:47,008 That's what I thought until I saw this. 111 00:04:47,010 --> 00:04:48,376 Okay. 112 00:04:50,546 --> 00:04:52,814 Something's going on here. 113 00:04:52,816 --> 00:04:54,182 I'm getting freaked out. 114 00:04:54,184 --> 00:04:57,218 There's people watching me. 115 00:04:57,220 --> 00:04:59,020 I don't trust these guys. 116 00:05:00,556 --> 00:05:03,792 Look, I know when a contestant is playing to the camera. 117 00:05:03,794 --> 00:05:06,962 This guy seems legitimately freaked out. 118 00:05:06,964 --> 00:05:08,597 And then his car goes off a cliff. 119 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:10,098 Shawn, you're a psychic. 120 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:12,267 You must sense something is going wrong here. 121 00:05:12,269 --> 00:05:13,602 Perhaps yes, 122 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:16,237 but in order to know for sure 123 00:05:16,239 --> 00:05:18,206 I'll need to get closer. 124 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:19,441 Full access. 125 00:05:19,443 --> 00:05:22,177 I need to touch, see, feel... 126 00:05:22,179 --> 00:05:24,212 pitch. 127 00:05:24,214 --> 00:05:25,814 - Pitch? - Please don't. 128 00:05:25,816 --> 00:05:27,449 Check this out. Just go with me, okay? 129 00:05:27,451 --> 00:05:29,184 Guy shows up, knocks on a door, right? 130 00:05:29,186 --> 00:05:31,319 It's his big overnight date, you know? 131 00:05:31,321 --> 00:05:33,221 He's showered, he feels fresh, he feels good. 132 00:05:33,223 --> 00:05:34,990 He's got something going on down here. 133 00:05:34,992 --> 00:05:36,725 Door opens, boom, it's... 134 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:37,993 A bear, yeah. 135 00:05:37,995 --> 00:05:39,561 The Japanese already tried that. 136 00:05:39,563 --> 00:05:40,729 Too many people died. 137 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:42,530 What? 138 00:05:42,532 --> 00:05:44,566 Man, the Japanese ruin everything. 139 00:05:44,568 --> 00:05:48,069 Guys, Jay gets pitched stuff 24/7. 140 00:05:48,071 --> 00:05:50,071 I mean, look at... There's a sample 141 00:05:50,073 --> 00:05:53,341 of everything that comes across his desk in a day. 142 00:05:53,343 --> 00:05:54,843 Conjugal Midwife. 143 00:05:54,845 --> 00:05:56,911 Man versus Pneumonia. 144 00:05:56,913 --> 00:05:58,847 I need to get to the bottom of this. 145 00:05:58,849 --> 00:06:01,249 Okay, but I can't have the creator of the show knowing. 146 00:06:01,251 --> 00:06:02,751 He's not gonna dig having a couple detectives 147 00:06:02,753 --> 00:06:05,453 snooping around, you know, ruining his pet project. 148 00:06:05,455 --> 00:06:06,755 No. 149 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:08,089 There's only one way Gus and I know 150 00:06:08,091 --> 00:06:10,725 how to investigate and go completely unnoticed. 151 00:06:12,729 --> 00:06:14,295 We have not one, 152 00:06:14,297 --> 00:06:17,799 but two twists, and here they are. 153 00:06:17,801 --> 00:06:21,269 Dr. Shawn Womack and Burton Guster. 154 00:06:23,105 --> 00:06:24,572 Who are those guys? 155 00:06:24,574 --> 00:06:26,808 Did you tell Jules about this? 156 00:06:26,810 --> 00:06:28,209 No. 157 00:06:28,211 --> 00:06:30,745 No, I most certainly did not. 158 00:06:34,272 --> 00:06:36,907 Well, as it turns out I could have met Melinda 159 00:06:36,975 --> 00:06:40,544 a while back at Santa Barbara Mercy Hospital 160 00:06:40,612 --> 00:06:43,047 when she had her appendix removed. 161 00:06:43,114 --> 00:06:46,083 I was one floor up doing my surgical residency 162 00:06:46,151 --> 00:06:51,221 in pulmonary matters. 163 00:06:51,289 --> 00:06:53,057 I'm a heart surgeon 164 00:06:53,124 --> 00:06:55,492 and sometimes brain. 165 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,897 But I am also the inventor of the hamburger candle. 166 00:06:59,964 --> 00:07:02,599 Burton Guster, 35. 167 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:04,868 Pharmaceutical salesman. 168 00:07:04,936 --> 00:07:06,770 I was married once. 169 00:07:06,838 --> 00:07:08,572 But it was annulled. 170 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,107 So now I'm single 171 00:07:10,175 --> 00:07:13,043 and ready to see where this journey takes me. 172 00:07:20,251 --> 00:07:22,820 Can I still choose Todd? 173 00:07:22,887 --> 00:07:25,222 Todd is in a coma. 174 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:26,657 I know. 175 00:07:26,725 --> 00:07:28,492 Can I still choose him? 176 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,027 Cut! 177 00:07:30,095 --> 00:07:33,864 Seriously? Cut! Cut! 178 00:07:33,932 --> 00:07:35,666 I'm gonna call cut 'cause, see, 179 00:07:35,734 --> 00:07:37,134 that's not supposed to happen, Rollins. 180 00:07:37,202 --> 00:07:38,402 How did that happen? 181 00:07:38,470 --> 00:07:41,305 Jay, these are the two new contestants. 182 00:07:41,373 --> 00:07:43,841 Didn't you get my email? The twist? 183 00:07:43,908 --> 00:07:45,442 Oh, the email that says that you're gonna replace him 184 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:46,810 with someone dynamic. 185 00:07:46,878 --> 00:07:49,446 Okay, my lead bachelor is in a coma. 186 00:07:49,514 --> 00:07:51,915 A coma... this is my money on the line, not yours. 187 00:07:51,983 --> 00:07:53,450 This is who you replace him with? 188 00:07:53,518 --> 00:07:56,286 Hello, I'm Burton Guster. I sell pharmaceuticals. 189 00:07:56,354 --> 00:07:57,621 Oh, that's interesting. 190 00:07:57,689 --> 00:07:59,790 What is going on, Steve? I don't get it. 191 00:07:59,858 --> 00:08:02,159 I really don't understand. I birthed this show. 192 00:08:02,227 --> 00:08:03,460 Alright, this came from my loins, 193 00:08:03,528 --> 00:08:05,162 and no one's gonna screw this up. 194 00:08:05,230 --> 00:08:06,563 We're not gonna screw your loins. 195 00:08:06,631 --> 00:08:10,534 I mean, it... no, I don't think it's gonna happen. 196 00:08:10,602 --> 00:08:13,470 Okay, Jay, Jay, just trust me, okay? 197 00:08:13,538 --> 00:08:16,140 Gus and Shawn are very, very colorful characters. 198 00:08:16,207 --> 00:08:17,708 They're gonna make great TV. 199 00:08:17,776 --> 00:08:19,276 Okay, they better make great TV. 200 00:08:19,344 --> 00:08:21,845 Okay, because I sold this to NBC, right? 201 00:08:21,913 --> 00:08:24,481 NBC, they make classics like Friends 202 00:08:24,549 --> 00:08:26,283 and, uh, uh... 203 00:08:26,351 --> 00:08:28,619 Uh... 204 00:08:28,686 --> 00:08:30,721 Uh... Uh... 205 00:08:30,789 --> 00:08:32,356 Their next runaway smash reality show 206 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,324 about the crabbing industry called, wait for it, 207 00:08:34,392 --> 00:08:37,828 you wait for it, America's Got Crabs. 208 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:39,530 That's brilliant. 209 00:08:39,597 --> 00:08:41,198 I like it. There's something there. 210 00:08:41,266 --> 00:08:42,433 You and I are gonna talk about that later, okay? 211 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:43,767 Over a big baked potato. 212 00:08:43,835 --> 00:08:46,270 I'm building an empire. Everybody knows that. 213 00:08:46,337 --> 00:08:47,571 And I'm taking everybody with me into the stratosphere. 214 00:08:47,639 --> 00:08:48,605 Isn't that right, Hank? 215 00:08:48,673 --> 00:08:49,807 Yeah, I'm getting fitted 216 00:08:49,874 --> 00:08:50,941 for my spacesuit later today. 217 00:08:50,943 --> 00:08:52,876 Everybody knows Hank. 218 00:08:52,944 --> 00:08:55,279 Everybody, they know him as the best cameraman in the world. 219 00:08:55,346 --> 00:08:57,448 I also know him as the man who makes me lunch, huh? 220 00:08:57,515 --> 00:08:58,682 Mr. Baked Potato, hmm? 221 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:01,852 Wah, wah, wah. 222 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,887 Uh, excuse me just one second, 223 00:09:03,955 --> 00:09:05,556 my fellow bachelors 224 00:09:05,623 --> 00:09:07,791 and you and also you. 225 00:09:11,029 --> 00:09:13,096 Shawn, what are you doing here? 226 00:09:13,164 --> 00:09:15,632 Um, Gus and I are investigating 227 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,468 Todd Kramer's car crash. 228 00:09:17,535 --> 00:09:19,369 Why are you wearing a tie and a heart? 229 00:09:19,437 --> 00:09:24,374 Why are you wearing hair? 230 00:09:24,442 --> 00:09:26,577 And shoes? 231 00:09:26,644 --> 00:09:27,878 What are you doing here? 232 00:09:27,946 --> 00:09:29,112 Turns out you were right, okay? 233 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:30,514 The guy's car was tampered with. You happy now? 234 00:09:30,582 --> 00:09:31,682 Todd's parents said he'd been at this address 235 00:09:31,749 --> 00:09:33,083 for the last two weeks, 236 00:09:33,151 --> 00:09:34,551 so were here to talk to the owner, Jay Gianukos. 237 00:09:34,619 --> 00:09:35,853 Let's go. 238 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,521 I don't think that's gonna be possible. 239 00:09:37,589 --> 00:09:39,122 Look, uh, I'll explain later, 240 00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:42,359 but for now you don't know me and I'm very very single, okay? 241 00:09:42,427 --> 00:09:45,329 You can't run off like that, doctor. 242 00:09:45,396 --> 00:09:46,830 Now come on. 243 00:09:46,898 --> 00:09:48,298 You're needed at the pool for the single mingle. 244 00:09:48,366 --> 00:09:49,967 Copy that. 245 00:09:50,034 --> 00:09:52,769 Shh. 246 00:09:52,837 --> 00:09:55,472 Doctor? 247 00:09:55,540 --> 00:09:58,108 Single mingle. 248 00:09:58,176 --> 00:09:59,810 Based on Todd's testimonial, 249 00:09:59,812 --> 00:10:01,445 he was scared of somebody on the inside. 250 00:10:01,447 --> 00:10:02,679 On the inside. 251 00:10:02,681 --> 00:10:04,314 Yeah, which means probably a contestant, 252 00:10:04,316 --> 00:10:06,283 so let's go over there, talk to them, 253 00:10:06,285 --> 00:10:07,885 figure out which one of them has a motive. 254 00:10:07,887 --> 00:10:09,253 Shawn, you don't get it. 255 00:10:09,255 --> 00:10:10,487 They don't want to talk to you. 256 00:10:10,489 --> 00:10:11,755 They're focused on Melinda. 257 00:10:11,757 --> 00:10:13,323 The mingle is a make-it-or-break-it time 258 00:10:13,325 --> 00:10:14,658 when you get a chance to get noticed 259 00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:16,894 and plant seeds to get picked for a one-on-one date. 260 00:10:16,896 --> 00:10:18,695 You gotta have a moment. 261 00:10:18,697 --> 00:10:21,031 Gus, we're not having any moments, okay? 262 00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:23,467 We're here to investigate. This isn't a competition. 263 00:10:23,469 --> 00:10:25,669 Says the guy who's gonna get voted out first. 264 00:10:25,671 --> 00:10:28,372 Listen, Shawn, I've studied reality TV 265 00:10:28,374 --> 00:10:30,841 all my life for an opportunity just like this. 266 00:10:30,843 --> 00:10:31,975 I'm in it to win it. 267 00:10:31,977 --> 00:10:33,544 Yeah, well, I'm not. 268 00:10:33,546 --> 00:10:35,178 Mostly because Jules would kill me. 269 00:10:35,180 --> 00:10:37,581 I'm actually gonna have to try to lose. 270 00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:39,483 - Hello. - Hi. 271 00:10:39,485 --> 00:10:41,485 Excuse me, Shawn, could I borrow you for a second? 272 00:10:41,487 --> 00:10:43,720 Actually I'm in the middle of a conversation with my boy. 273 00:10:50,595 --> 00:10:53,163 Mm, does not look good for you, homie. 274 00:10:53,165 --> 00:10:54,631 That's all right. 275 00:10:54,633 --> 00:10:56,466 Everybody knows that as the only brother on the show, 276 00:10:56,468 --> 00:10:59,236 I get a free pass through the first round. 277 00:10:59,238 --> 00:11:01,204 Then she dumps you like it was the end 278 00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:02,940 of her semester abroad. 279 00:11:02,942 --> 00:11:04,908 Look, homie, I like you. 280 00:11:04,910 --> 00:11:06,710 That's why I want to help you out. 281 00:11:06,712 --> 00:11:08,245 So just drop the front. 282 00:11:08,247 --> 00:11:10,581 You know, the whole safe brother with the boring job 283 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:12,149 and your shirt tucked into your pants. 284 00:11:12,151 --> 00:11:13,850 That's so '90s huxtable. 285 00:11:13,852 --> 00:11:16,386 If you want that chick, here's what you do. 286 00:11:16,388 --> 00:11:17,988 You play the tragic card. 287 00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:20,490 You tell her that your fiancee died in a skydiving accident. 288 00:11:20,492 --> 00:11:21,925 I'm not lying. 289 00:11:21,927 --> 00:11:25,896 Then you're not winning. 290 00:11:25,898 --> 00:11:29,366 I couldn't help noticing that you have amazing hair. 291 00:11:29,368 --> 00:11:30,934 Looks real, doesn't it? 292 00:11:30,936 --> 00:11:32,636 It's not. Transplant. 293 00:11:32,638 --> 00:11:35,372 Mostly from my inner thighs. 294 00:11:35,374 --> 00:11:36,573 A little from my, uh, lower back. 295 00:11:36,575 --> 00:11:40,344 That's good. 296 00:11:40,346 --> 00:11:41,478 All right, detective, can you make this quick? 297 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,080 I'm trying to save my show. 298 00:11:43,082 --> 00:11:45,082 Oh, mercy, of course, I'm so sorry. 299 00:11:45,084 --> 00:11:47,851 Turns out your contestant Todd Kramer's car was tampered with. 300 00:11:47,853 --> 00:11:49,152 You got any thoughts on that? 301 00:11:49,154 --> 00:11:50,654 Yeah, yeah, I'm curious. 302 00:11:50,656 --> 00:11:53,190 Can I, uh, can I sue him before he gets out of the coma? 303 00:11:53,192 --> 00:11:54,558 He was my finale. 304 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,026 Now I gotta deal with these guys. 305 00:11:56,028 --> 00:11:57,828 It feels very real to me. 306 00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:58,996 That's cheating, right? 307 00:11:58,998 --> 00:12:00,998 Absolutely. 308 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,134 There's nothing like the wonderment on a child's face 309 00:12:04,136 --> 00:12:05,736 when you read to him for the first time. 310 00:12:05,738 --> 00:12:07,738 Oh, that smile. 311 00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:09,740 Yeah, kids bug me. 312 00:12:09,742 --> 00:12:11,942 I find them disgusting. 313 00:12:11,944 --> 00:12:14,311 They have sticky fingers and their voices are all high. 314 00:12:14,313 --> 00:12:16,380 But seriously, which one of these dudes 315 00:12:16,382 --> 00:12:17,748 do you think could be a killer? 316 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,984 Something about this Shawn guy was intriguing. 317 00:12:20,986 --> 00:12:24,321 It's as if he's trying to say all the wrong things. 318 00:12:24,323 --> 00:12:26,757 Of course it makes me want him more. 319 00:12:26,759 --> 00:12:29,693 I really... I really love a chase. 320 00:12:29,695 --> 00:12:31,628 I'm still trying to get a read on his friend Gus. 321 00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:35,365 Kind of reminds me of Bud from The Cosby Show. 322 00:12:35,367 --> 00:12:38,001 Before pharmaceuticals, I used to sell office equipment. 323 00:12:38,003 --> 00:12:40,437 Ooh, the pace. 324 00:12:40,439 --> 00:12:42,372 Life is too short. 325 00:12:42,374 --> 00:12:43,940 - Mm-hm. - So I made the switch. 326 00:12:43,942 --> 00:12:45,976 Now I drive an Echo. 327 00:12:45,978 --> 00:12:48,979 And things are good. 328 00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:54,051 Uh... 329 00:12:54,053 --> 00:12:56,319 My fiancee died in a skydiving accident. 330 00:12:56,321 --> 00:12:57,320 Oh. 331 00:12:57,322 --> 00:12:58,422 - Can I borrow you? - Oh! 332 00:12:58,424 --> 00:13:01,075 Absolutely. 333 00:13:04,548 --> 00:13:06,581 With Brody, I think it's important 334 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:08,717 that two people are attracted to each other, 335 00:13:08,719 --> 00:13:11,253 so physical appearance is definitely an attribute 336 00:13:11,255 --> 00:13:12,521 that I look for, 337 00:13:12,523 --> 00:13:14,122 but it's not the most important thing. 338 00:13:14,124 --> 00:13:15,891 And with Brody, there's so much more 339 00:13:15,893 --> 00:13:19,895 than just his handsome looks. 340 00:13:19,897 --> 00:13:23,165 Like... 341 00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:24,800 I hate that guy. 342 00:13:24,802 --> 00:13:26,868 Using sunscreen as an excuse to paw her... 343 00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:28,236 that's my move! 344 00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:31,807 If I don't get a heart necklace because of that dude, 345 00:13:31,809 --> 00:13:33,208 I'm unleashing the guns, 346 00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:35,844 Frederico and Pepe... boom boom! 347 00:13:35,846 --> 00:13:38,113 Oh, the heart. 348 00:13:38,115 --> 00:13:40,916 It's the only muscle in the body that can 349 00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:43,285 be broken with a harsh word and repaired with a gentle touch. 350 00:13:43,287 --> 00:13:46,488 What the hell are you talking about? 351 00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:47,622 Dudes like this, they never win. 352 00:13:47,624 --> 00:13:49,024 Hey. 353 00:13:49,026 --> 00:13:51,660 I'm sorry, guy, I've just seen a lot of these. 354 00:13:51,662 --> 00:13:53,328 Yeah, we keep him around because he's good at grilling. 355 00:13:54,765 --> 00:13:56,498 I think I might love her. 356 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,700 Or something. 357 00:13:58,702 --> 00:14:01,203 If I find out that any one of you puds 358 00:14:01,205 --> 00:14:06,141 aren't here for the right reasons... 359 00:14:06,143 --> 00:14:07,809 you're dead meat. 360 00:14:07,811 --> 00:14:12,280 Why are you looking at me? 361 00:14:12,282 --> 00:14:15,484 I gotta pee. 362 00:14:15,486 --> 00:14:17,419 Did you see that? 363 00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,387 Dude was looking right at me. 364 00:14:19,389 --> 00:14:21,857 Can you say suspecto numero uno? 365 00:14:21,859 --> 00:14:23,391 Suspecto... 366 00:14:23,393 --> 00:14:26,394 Don't do it, it sounded way better in my head. 367 00:14:29,665 --> 00:14:33,568 Hey, come on. 368 00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:37,172 Now, remember, all of our moves are being filmed, 369 00:14:37,174 --> 00:14:40,475 so let's cover for each other while we snoop. 370 00:14:40,477 --> 00:14:44,446 Don't worry, Shawn, the jackal is here. 371 00:14:48,784 --> 00:14:50,085 What are we looking for? 372 00:14:50,087 --> 00:14:51,786 Mario's stuff. He's totally a hothead. 373 00:14:51,788 --> 00:14:53,688 Maybe Todd was getting too close to Melinda, 374 00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:55,257 or wasn't here "for the right reasons" 375 00:14:55,259 --> 00:14:58,627 and had to be stopped. 376 00:14:58,629 --> 00:15:00,262 Giant roll, on three. 377 00:15:00,264 --> 00:15:03,431 One, two... 378 00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:04,733 Jackal down, jackal down! 379 00:15:04,735 --> 00:15:05,834 Are you okay, jackal? 380 00:15:05,836 --> 00:15:07,736 I'm cool. 381 00:15:07,738 --> 00:15:11,106 I'm cool. 382 00:15:11,108 --> 00:15:14,242 Dude, this is Brody's stuff? 383 00:15:14,244 --> 00:15:15,644 All he brought was flax bars and a speedo. 384 00:15:15,646 --> 00:15:16,678 What? 385 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:17,846 The guy's here for three weeks 386 00:15:17,848 --> 00:15:18,914 and didn't pack a single shirt? 387 00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:20,048 Nope. 388 00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:23,051 Wow. 389 00:15:29,025 --> 00:15:30,859 Dude. 390 00:15:30,861 --> 00:15:34,262 What would someone need a pair of greasy gloves for 391 00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:36,164 on a dating show? 392 00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:39,668 I bet these come in handy 393 00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:42,704 when you need to cut somebody's brake lines. 394 00:15:42,706 --> 00:15:45,807 Just as I thought... 395 00:15:45,809 --> 00:15:46,942 salad dressing. 396 00:15:46,944 --> 00:15:48,944 Brake fluid. 397 00:15:48,946 --> 00:15:52,747 Looks like Mario's willing to stand behind his threats. 398 00:15:52,749 --> 00:15:54,616 There's only one problem with that theory, Shawn. 399 00:15:54,618 --> 00:15:56,418 It's not Mario's. 400 00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:57,919 Whose is it? 401 00:15:57,921 --> 00:15:59,886 It's Danny's. 402 00:16:05,736 --> 00:16:07,824 So what exactly are you guys looking for? 403 00:16:08,055 --> 00:16:10,088 Photographic evidence of Danny putting the gloves 404 00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,572 inside his cubbyhole. 405 00:16:12,693 --> 00:16:13,725 Nothing. 406 00:16:13,727 --> 00:16:15,627 It's like it never happened. 407 00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:17,829 Unless Danny can make himself invisible. 408 00:16:17,831 --> 00:16:19,197 Hey, do we have any footage where it looks like 409 00:16:19,199 --> 00:16:21,233 just a pair of glasses walking into the room? 410 00:16:22,402 --> 00:16:23,888 No. 411 00:16:26,773 --> 00:16:28,173 Huh. Excuse me. 412 00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:30,909 This is a real call from actual reality. 413 00:16:30,911 --> 00:16:31,943 Hey, Jules. 414 00:16:31,945 --> 00:16:33,378 We followed up on the gloves, 415 00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,647 but couldn't get any definitive evidence from the footage. 416 00:16:35,649 --> 00:16:37,182 I think you and Lassie should probably 417 00:16:37,184 --> 00:16:38,416 check it out for yourselves. 418 00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:39,718 Good idea, Shawn. 419 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,587 We do have a few questions we'd like to ask Danny. 420 00:16:42,589 --> 00:16:44,089 All right. Gotta go. 421 00:16:44,091 --> 00:16:46,157 Got a Catamaran Cruise in ten minutes 422 00:16:46,159 --> 00:16:47,392 and I don't have proper deck shoes. 423 00:16:47,394 --> 00:16:50,962 Oh, I am so, so sorry that our investigation 424 00:16:50,964 --> 00:16:52,597 is interfering with your dating life, Shawn. 425 00:16:52,599 --> 00:16:54,165 Jules, come on. 426 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,500 You think I really wanna be out on a boat, 427 00:16:55,502 --> 00:16:57,068 sipping champagne and feeding grapes 428 00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:58,770 to some bikini-clad philanthropist? 429 00:16:58,772 --> 00:17:01,906 No, look, I'll admit, I was angry at first, 430 00:17:01,908 --> 00:17:03,408 and maybe a little bit jealous, 431 00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:05,143 but I'm not anymore. 432 00:17:05,145 --> 00:17:06,511 Look, I'll be honest. 433 00:17:06,513 --> 00:17:08,246 I'm doing everything I can to fend Melinda off. 434 00:17:08,248 --> 00:17:10,315 But in the end, I think my charms 435 00:17:10,317 --> 00:17:11,783 may prove too much for her to resist. 436 00:17:11,785 --> 00:17:13,351 You kiss her, you die. 437 00:17:13,353 --> 00:17:14,953 Duly noted. 438 00:17:14,955 --> 00:17:17,355 You never really liked Todd Kramer, did you, Danny? 439 00:17:17,357 --> 00:17:18,957 Wait, I'm sorry, detective. 440 00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:20,592 What is happening in this scene? 441 00:17:20,594 --> 00:17:21,826 This isn't a scene, son. 442 00:17:21,828 --> 00:17:22,961 You're in serious trouble. 443 00:17:22,963 --> 00:17:24,763 But TV trouble, though, right? 444 00:17:24,765 --> 00:17:27,632 I mean, it's... 445 00:17:27,634 --> 00:17:29,334 A man is in a coma. 446 00:17:29,336 --> 00:17:31,303 And we want some answers, so you better start talking. 447 00:17:31,305 --> 00:17:33,271 Why was there a pair of mechanic's gloves 448 00:17:33,273 --> 00:17:34,372 in your stuff, Danny? 449 00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:35,907 Wait, hold on. Do you think 450 00:17:35,909 --> 00:17:37,542 that I had something to do with his accident? 451 00:17:37,544 --> 00:17:39,711 Well, of all of the contestants on the show, 452 00:17:39,713 --> 00:17:42,080 you were the only one that contacted them. 453 00:17:42,082 --> 00:17:44,916 Yeah, I mean, I saw the ad and I... 454 00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:46,151 We went to the same college. 455 00:17:46,153 --> 00:17:48,286 I thought maybe it'd be fun to see her again. 456 00:17:48,288 --> 00:17:49,754 Oh, right, right, it does say that 457 00:17:49,756 --> 00:17:52,190 they took a creative writing class together. 458 00:17:52,192 --> 00:17:54,292 Yeah, about that. You were a physics major. 459 00:17:54,294 --> 00:17:56,828 So what were you doing taking a creative writing class? 460 00:17:56,830 --> 00:18:01,132 Hey, I'm sorry, is taking a class outside my major a crime? 461 00:18:01,134 --> 00:18:02,534 No, but stalking is. 462 00:18:02,536 --> 00:18:03,668 Come on. 463 00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,303 You're obsessed with Melinda. 464 00:18:05,305 --> 00:18:07,672 You can't stand the idea of another man having her. 465 00:18:07,674 --> 00:18:10,408 Okay, listen. Am I under arrest? 466 00:18:10,410 --> 00:18:13,511 Not yet, but we'll be seeing ya again, Danny. 467 00:18:13,513 --> 00:18:16,014 Only on TV. 468 00:18:19,552 --> 00:18:20,919 Dr. Womack, what are you doing here? 469 00:18:20,921 --> 00:18:22,721 Aren't you supposed to be at the mansion? 470 00:18:22,723 --> 00:18:26,691 I was and... and I got a call. 471 00:18:26,693 --> 00:18:29,561 Oh, man, they're gonna grill you about Todd's accident, too. 472 00:18:29,563 --> 00:18:30,962 They just accused me of being a creepy stalker-type. 473 00:18:30,964 --> 00:18:32,497 Do you believe that? 474 00:18:32,499 --> 00:18:35,800 That is ridiculous. Everyone knows that you're the... the... 475 00:18:35,802 --> 00:18:37,068 Fun guy. 476 00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:38,670 The fun guy. The grill man. 477 00:18:38,672 --> 00:18:40,004 Danny the fun grill man. 478 00:18:40,006 --> 00:18:41,005 'Course I'm a grill man. 479 00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:42,340 Stay strong, doctor. 480 00:18:42,342 --> 00:18:43,341 Yeah, you too, Danny. 481 00:18:43,343 --> 00:18:45,343 All right, peace. 482 00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:49,948 Spencer, what the hell are you doing here? 483 00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:51,416 Do you wanna blow your cover? 484 00:18:51,418 --> 00:18:53,718 I swung by early, so I can get back by four o'clock 485 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,587 for the ice cream bar at the mansion. 486 00:18:55,589 --> 00:18:56,788 Your guy is definitely lying about something. 487 00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:57,922 But we just couldn't nail him down. 488 00:18:57,924 --> 00:18:59,457 Here's the good news. 489 00:18:59,459 --> 00:19:01,459 Even though he considers me direct competition, 490 00:19:01,461 --> 00:19:02,594 Danny likes me. 491 00:19:02,596 --> 00:19:03,628 Which means I can work him. 492 00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:04,796 I can get a confession. 493 00:19:04,798 --> 00:19:05,964 Oh, that's great, Shawn. 494 00:19:05,966 --> 00:19:07,332 But you don't control the show. 495 00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:08,900 How are you gonna keep Danny on it? 496 00:19:08,902 --> 00:19:11,102 Hmm. 497 00:19:13,939 --> 00:19:16,775 Do you accept my heart 498 00:19:16,777 --> 00:19:18,243 and promise to protect it? 499 00:19:18,245 --> 00:19:19,611 Uh, yeah, I suppose so. 500 00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:20,779 Figuratively. 501 00:19:20,781 --> 00:19:21,946 Literally would be kind of weird, 502 00:19:21,948 --> 00:19:23,715 don't you think? 503 00:19:23,717 --> 00:19:25,316 Just holding it? Bloody and valve-y? 504 00:19:25,318 --> 00:19:28,286 Yeah, I'll do it. 505 00:19:28,288 --> 00:19:31,389 It's all right, man. You tried. 506 00:19:31,391 --> 00:19:33,324 Gus... 507 00:19:33,326 --> 00:19:34,726 Hmm, look at that. 508 00:19:34,728 --> 00:19:36,094 You get one, too. 509 00:19:36,096 --> 00:19:37,462 Thank you. 510 00:19:37,464 --> 00:19:38,830 I look forward to the opportunity 511 00:19:38,832 --> 00:19:39,831 to get to know you better. 512 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,966 So sweet. 513 00:19:41,968 --> 00:19:43,134 You're welcome. 514 00:19:43,136 --> 00:19:46,104 I saw it. I knew it was coming. 515 00:19:46,106 --> 00:19:47,772 I was getting my heart on. 516 00:19:47,774 --> 00:19:50,708 I just gave him a heart 'cause I felt bad for him. 517 00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:53,711 I mean, he lost his fiancee in a parachute accident. 518 00:20:02,254 --> 00:20:03,655 Big choice. 519 00:20:03,657 --> 00:20:05,457 The week after we get married, 520 00:20:05,459 --> 00:20:10,328 hopefully we just make a ton of kids. 521 00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:12,931 Uh, excuse me, sorry, sorry. 522 00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:15,366 I just... I-I need to say something to the group. 523 00:20:15,368 --> 00:20:16,668 What the hell's going on now? 524 00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:18,603 Melinda, if I may, I know the decision is yours 525 00:20:18,605 --> 00:20:20,538 who you wanna give the heart to, but I think you should know 526 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:22,640 there is someone he amongst us 527 00:20:22,642 --> 00:20:24,209 who does not have your best interests in their heart. 528 00:20:24,211 --> 00:20:25,877 - Brother's gone rogue. - What do you mean? 529 00:20:25,879 --> 00:20:27,312 Sean, what are you doing? 530 00:20:27,314 --> 00:20:31,616 Well, uh, this person did not come here with a clean heart. 531 00:20:31,618 --> 00:20:33,651 They have a girlfriend. 532 00:20:33,653 --> 00:20:36,488 This person... is Mario. 533 00:20:36,490 --> 00:20:39,224 Oh, sweet Jesus. 534 00:20:39,226 --> 00:20:40,492 Do we stop taping? What are we doing? 535 00:20:40,494 --> 00:20:42,760 No, no, no, we go in for close-ups. Hank! 536 00:20:42,762 --> 00:20:47,832 Dude, what the hell? 537 00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:49,000 Brown curly hair! 538 00:20:49,002 --> 00:20:50,001 She has brown curly hair. 539 00:20:50,003 --> 00:20:51,236 She likes to ride hogs. 540 00:20:51,238 --> 00:20:52,804 She rides pigs? 541 00:20:52,806 --> 00:20:55,573 You two guys are gonna get your asses pummeled. 542 00:20:55,575 --> 00:20:57,175 "You guys"? What's with the "you guys" part? 543 00:20:57,177 --> 00:20:58,843 Why is he saying "you guys"? 544 00:20:58,845 --> 00:21:00,345 Not even that attractive, really. 545 00:21:00,347 --> 00:21:02,013 Mustache issues. What's her name, Mario? 546 00:21:02,015 --> 00:21:05,016 Bros before hos! 547 00:21:05,018 --> 00:21:07,085 Ooh, folks, we have got a fight. 548 00:21:08,088 --> 00:21:10,154 Nnn-no, look... 549 00:21:11,591 --> 00:21:13,024 Think about it! Don't do it. 550 00:21:13,026 --> 00:21:14,092 Think about it. 551 00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:21,966 Now Melinda, 552 00:21:21,968 --> 00:21:24,102 despite the unorthodox events that have just happened, 553 00:21:24,104 --> 00:21:26,838 you still have to decide who gets your final heart. 554 00:21:30,609 --> 00:21:32,610 I-I-I guess I ch-choose... 555 00:21:32,612 --> 00:21:36,514 Once you see someone have a complete mental breakdown, 556 00:21:36,516 --> 00:21:39,350 it's probably a sign that he's not a good match for you. 557 00:21:39,352 --> 00:21:42,287 But... really it just made me think 558 00:21:42,289 --> 00:21:44,989 that Mario's super-passionate. 559 00:21:44,991 --> 00:21:46,558 But I kinda heard my mom's voice in my head. 560 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,660 - But he's so mad... - So then Danny. 561 00:21:48,662 --> 00:21:50,995 Congratulations, Danny! 562 00:21:57,036 --> 00:21:58,636 These guys are reality TV gold! 563 00:21:58,638 --> 00:21:59,804 I know, I know! 564 00:22:03,042 --> 00:22:04,676 So now that you've made a mockery 565 00:22:04,678 --> 00:22:06,878 of a legitimate dating process to keep this kid on the show, 566 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,046 what's our next move? 567 00:22:08,048 --> 00:22:09,180 "Legitimate dating process"? 568 00:22:09,182 --> 00:22:10,748 Yes, Shawn, legitimate. 569 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:13,117 We walk over there and we make casual conversation. 570 00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:15,253 We get him to reveal his motive for killing Todd. 571 00:22:15,255 --> 00:22:16,454 Sounds like a plan. 572 00:22:16,456 --> 00:22:17,822 But just give it a beat. 573 00:22:17,824 --> 00:22:20,592 Let's let him get the patties on the grill first. 574 00:22:20,594 --> 00:22:21,759 There's no reason we can't eat 575 00:22:21,761 --> 00:22:23,661 and investigate at the same time. 576 00:22:23,663 --> 00:22:25,663 That's true, actually. 577 00:22:31,804 --> 00:22:34,522 Dude, the patties aren't on the grill yet. 578 00:22:50,687 --> 00:22:52,154 Easy, tiger. 579 00:22:52,156 --> 00:22:53,155 Oh, my God, he's bleeding. 580 00:22:53,157 --> 00:22:54,857 Oh, he sure is. Uh... 581 00:22:54,859 --> 00:22:55,858 Is there a doctor in the house? 582 00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:56,892 We need a doctor here! 583 00:22:56,894 --> 00:22:58,160 Uh, you're a doctor. 584 00:22:58,162 --> 00:22:59,895 That's a good point. I am a doctor. 585 00:22:59,897 --> 00:23:02,297 But I specialize in pulmonary and sometimes brain. 586 00:23:02,299 --> 00:23:04,500 Nose isn't really my forte. 587 00:23:04,502 --> 00:23:05,834 Wow, seriously? You have problems. 588 00:23:05,836 --> 00:23:06,969 Uh, yeah. 589 00:23:06,971 --> 00:23:08,237 We'll use this. 590 00:23:08,239 --> 00:23:10,472 All right, here we go. 591 00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:14,743 See? You're gonna be fine. 592 00:23:14,745 --> 00:23:18,647 Deb, I wanna see Gianukos now. 593 00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:21,316 What the... 594 00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:23,252 Uh... Hey! 595 00:23:23,254 --> 00:23:24,720 What are you doing here? 596 00:23:24,722 --> 00:23:26,889 I want a crack at that stalker nerd. 597 00:23:26,891 --> 00:23:28,057 That man's hiding something. What the hell happened here? 598 00:23:28,059 --> 00:23:29,625 Okay, listen to me. 599 00:23:29,627 --> 00:23:32,061 Your stalker nerd almost got toasted a few minutes ago, okay? 600 00:23:32,063 --> 00:23:33,996 He was the victim. 601 00:23:33,998 --> 00:23:35,330 Everyone knows he does the grilling. 602 00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:36,999 So unless he was trying to kill himself, 603 00:23:37,001 --> 00:23:38,033 he's not our suspect. 604 00:23:38,035 --> 00:23:39,435 Now get out of here. 605 00:23:39,437 --> 00:23:40,502 A very good-looking man is in a coma, 606 00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:42,538 and somebody caused it. 607 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:44,440 I'm putting an end to this circus now. 608 00:23:44,442 --> 00:23:45,941 Listen up, 15-minuters. 609 00:23:45,943 --> 00:23:48,911 Todd Kramer's crash was not an accident. 610 00:23:48,913 --> 00:23:51,046 Someone is trying to kill the contestants 611 00:23:51,048 --> 00:23:54,049 of this pathetic replacement for human interaction. 612 00:23:54,051 --> 00:23:56,752 Side note... true love is not found on TV. 613 00:23:56,754 --> 00:23:58,387 This pasty detective is right. 614 00:23:58,389 --> 00:24:00,856 It's found in a women's prison facility. 615 00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:03,692 Wait a minute. Someone's trying to kill me? 616 00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:07,029 Brody, just breathe, man. 617 00:24:07,031 --> 00:24:09,732 Yeah, and put a shirt on. 618 00:24:13,136 --> 00:24:15,838 I'm sorry. I'm... I am, really, I'm sorry. 619 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,107 I just... I don't know what you guys are doing here. 620 00:24:18,109 --> 00:24:20,175 Someone was almost barbecued on your grill. 621 00:24:20,177 --> 00:24:21,510 Thank you very much. 622 00:24:21,512 --> 00:24:22,911 I will call the gas company in the morning. 623 00:24:22,913 --> 00:24:25,347 But right now, I believe two people are breaking the law. 624 00:24:25,349 --> 00:24:26,582 Oh, that's right, you guys. 625 00:24:26,584 --> 00:24:28,917 Trespassing. Hank, stop shooting. 626 00:24:28,919 --> 00:24:31,353 What are you doing, you idiot? 627 00:24:31,355 --> 00:24:32,387 You still here? 628 00:24:32,389 --> 00:24:36,458 Hey, guys. 629 00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:38,761 Listen, I had a vision. 630 00:24:38,763 --> 00:24:39,995 It was Jay and Melinda. 631 00:24:39,997 --> 00:24:41,730 Sordid. It was filthy. 632 00:24:41,732 --> 00:24:42,731 Jules, cover your ears. 633 00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:44,133 Shawn. 634 00:24:44,135 --> 00:24:45,768 He hires a beautiful girl for the show. 635 00:24:45,770 --> 00:24:46,902 Then he falls in love with her. 636 00:24:46,904 --> 00:24:49,238 And now he's jealous of all the guys 637 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,006 that are competing for her affections. 638 00:24:51,008 --> 00:24:52,841 Especially the ones that she actually likes, like Todd. 639 00:24:52,843 --> 00:24:54,510 And me. 640 00:24:54,512 --> 00:24:56,345 I don't think you fit into that category, Shawn. 641 00:24:56,347 --> 00:24:58,380 Oh, Jules, that's cute. 642 00:24:58,382 --> 00:25:00,415 Hey, Brody, where are you going? 643 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:01,850 I'm quitting. 644 00:25:01,852 --> 00:25:02,985 Look, Melinda's a nice girl 645 00:25:02,987 --> 00:25:04,319 and she looks great naked. 646 00:25:04,321 --> 00:25:07,089 But she's not worth dying over. 647 00:25:07,091 --> 00:25:09,024 There's easier ways to get exposure. 648 00:25:09,026 --> 00:25:10,659 When did he see her naked? 649 00:25:10,661 --> 00:25:11,927 Hey, your back is gonna stick 650 00:25:11,929 --> 00:25:14,797 to the leather seats of that luxury sedan! 651 00:25:14,799 --> 00:25:16,698 Poor Melinda. 652 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:19,034 Who does she possibly have to choose from now? 653 00:25:19,036 --> 00:25:20,502 Hello? 654 00:25:20,504 --> 00:25:24,773 - I'm standing right here. - I know. 655 00:25:24,775 --> 00:25:27,576 Watch your toes. 656 00:25:33,716 --> 00:25:35,851 Seriously? You're gonna put all that oil in your head? 657 00:25:35,853 --> 00:25:36,885 You know that's right. 658 00:25:36,887 --> 00:25:38,320 Lavender. 659 00:25:38,322 --> 00:25:39,688 Melinda likes a minty shine. 660 00:25:39,690 --> 00:25:40,722 Would you focus? 661 00:25:40,724 --> 00:25:42,090 We need to use this day to figure out 662 00:25:42,092 --> 00:25:43,826 the real relationship between Melinda and Jay. 663 00:25:43,828 --> 00:25:45,594 Right, all I gotta do is get her to admit 664 00:25:45,596 --> 00:25:46,862 that she's secretly dating him. 665 00:25:46,864 --> 00:25:48,063 Yeah, and I'll do most of the talking. 666 00:25:48,065 --> 00:25:49,698 Since obviously she's way more into me. 667 00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:52,167 Man, please, her heart is bleeding for me, Shawn. 668 00:25:52,169 --> 00:25:54,369 My lady's 'chute didn't open. 669 00:25:54,371 --> 00:25:56,672 She isn't even sure what your name is. 670 00:25:56,674 --> 00:25:57,806 You have a girlfriend. 671 00:25:57,808 --> 00:26:00,509 Shh. Real life, not TV. 672 00:26:00,511 --> 00:26:02,911 Hello, Melinda. 673 00:26:02,913 --> 00:26:04,613 - Hi. Oh, thank you. - Thank you for that. 674 00:26:04,615 --> 00:26:06,281 Something's weighing on you. 675 00:26:06,283 --> 00:26:08,116 Wow. 676 00:26:08,118 --> 00:26:11,286 You are so intuitive, Shawn. 677 00:26:11,288 --> 00:26:14,189 Yeah, I guess the pressure of picking the right bachelor 678 00:26:14,191 --> 00:26:16,625 is just causing me a lot of stress. 679 00:26:16,627 --> 00:26:17,993 Believe me, I get it. 680 00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:21,463 Is it possible that there's someone else? 681 00:26:21,465 --> 00:26:23,031 Someone you're involved with in the nighttime? 682 00:26:23,033 --> 00:26:24,132 Shawn. 683 00:26:24,134 --> 00:26:26,034 May I cut in here? 684 00:26:26,036 --> 00:26:28,537 This is a taco-burrito conversation, nachos. 685 00:26:28,539 --> 00:26:29,705 Excuse me, Shawn. 686 00:26:29,707 --> 00:26:32,774 Oh, this is so dumb. 687 00:26:32,776 --> 00:26:35,077 - May I propose a toast? - Please. 688 00:26:35,079 --> 00:26:36,912 To all the possibilities 689 00:26:36,914 --> 00:26:39,514 of things we can get into without Shawn... 690 00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:40,549 or anybody else. 691 00:26:41,652 --> 00:26:43,252 There isn't anyone else, is there? 692 00:26:43,254 --> 00:26:46,355 Maybe someone... rotund? 693 00:26:46,357 --> 00:26:48,357 I-I don't... 694 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:50,525 Cheers. 695 00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:51,793 Goodnight, buddy, I'm cutting in. 696 00:26:51,795 --> 00:26:57,332 - I just got here. - Get outta here. 697 00:26:57,334 --> 00:26:59,534 Let me add to that toast with the following question. 698 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,103 How many guys have you slept with 699 00:27:01,105 --> 00:27:02,571 since we started shooting this show? 700 00:27:04,608 --> 00:27:05,774 He's an idiot. I'm cutting back in. 701 00:27:05,776 --> 00:27:07,376 You can't cut in to a cut in. 702 00:27:07,378 --> 00:27:08,844 You cut into my cut in, we're already mid-cut in. 703 00:27:08,846 --> 00:27:10,112 I can't believe you right now. 704 00:27:10,114 --> 00:27:11,513 Well, that's your problem. 705 00:27:11,515 --> 00:27:13,982 Will you give us a moment please, Melinda? 706 00:27:13,984 --> 00:27:17,419 Excuse me. 707 00:27:17,421 --> 00:27:19,121 You're doing it all stupid. 708 00:27:19,123 --> 00:27:20,522 Oh, man, you don't know what stupid is. 709 00:27:20,524 --> 00:27:22,190 You don't ask somebody how many dudes she slept with. 710 00:27:22,192 --> 00:27:23,525 It's a perfectly legitimate question when you're on a date. 711 00:27:23,527 --> 00:27:25,060 No, that was not, Shawn, no, it was not. 712 00:27:25,062 --> 00:27:26,495 You need to go back and read the player handbook. 713 00:27:26,497 --> 00:27:28,196 You're like Ryan gosling when he's singing with the ukulele 714 00:27:28,198 --> 00:27:29,798 in Blue Valentine, That's What You Are. 715 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,599 No, no, no, no, do not use an obscure reference on me, 716 00:27:30,601 --> 00:27:32,200 I get that, I get that. 717 00:27:32,202 --> 00:27:33,468 Fine, fine. I'm right here, I ain't going back out there. 718 00:27:33,470 --> 00:27:34,569 I ain't goin' back out there either. 719 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:38,040 - Fine. - Fine. 720 00:27:38,042 --> 00:27:40,242 Are you kidding me? 721 00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:43,478 All right, let's just... let's reset for the fondue segment. 722 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,947 Fondue, I hear that. 723 00:27:44,949 --> 00:27:46,815 What the hell is going on with you guys? 724 00:27:46,817 --> 00:27:49,518 It's like you're more into each other than you are into me. 725 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,120 Yeah, look, that's... that's fair, and... and I apologize 726 00:27:52,122 --> 00:27:53,622 - for Gus' behavior. - My behavior? 727 00:27:53,624 --> 00:27:56,058 It's juvenile and it's not very likable. 728 00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:57,592 - Is it? - It's highly unlikable. 729 00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:59,428 - Wow. - But answer us this. 730 00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:00,929 Why have you been sleeping with Jay? 731 00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:02,097 What? 732 00:28:02,099 --> 00:28:03,632 I'm not sleeping with Jay. 733 00:28:03,634 --> 00:28:05,267 We saw you kiss him behind the pool. 734 00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:07,669 No, no. 735 00:28:07,671 --> 00:28:11,840 Jay was just showing me how to "sell the romance" on camera, 736 00:28:11,842 --> 00:28:13,308 as he calls it. 737 00:28:13,310 --> 00:28:14,776 It was just a rehearsal. 738 00:28:14,778 --> 00:28:16,812 I felt really silly about the whole thing. 739 00:28:16,814 --> 00:28:18,613 But I didn't actually kiss him. 740 00:28:18,615 --> 00:28:20,682 Wait, were you spying on me? 741 00:28:20,684 --> 00:28:22,050 - Gus was. - What? 742 00:28:22,052 --> 00:28:23,452 I was busy saving Danny's life. 743 00:28:23,454 --> 00:28:24,286 I will punch you in the face, Shawn. 744 00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:25,387 It's true. 745 00:28:25,389 --> 00:28:27,556 Wait, what... you saved Danny's life? 746 00:28:27,558 --> 00:28:29,825 I did what anybody else would have done. 747 00:28:29,827 --> 00:28:31,593 Okay, guys, um... 748 00:28:31,595 --> 00:28:32,627 Guys, that was, um, 749 00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:33,795 that was really good. 750 00:28:33,797 --> 00:28:35,797 Really, really good energy. 751 00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:37,499 And, um, maybe just... just not so much pushing. 752 00:28:37,501 --> 00:28:39,101 - Sorry about that. - Got it. 753 00:28:39,103 --> 00:28:40,369 Gus is prepared to pay for all the profiteroles. 754 00:28:40,371 --> 00:28:42,437 You must be out of your damn mind. 755 00:28:42,439 --> 00:28:43,939 No, look, guys, guys, not necessary. 756 00:28:43,941 --> 00:28:47,676 Jay's got this... this show insured to the roof. 757 00:28:47,678 --> 00:28:49,077 I mean, literally, you could break the roof. 758 00:28:49,079 --> 00:28:51,113 And Jay'd get a new roof. 759 00:28:51,115 --> 00:28:53,915 Huh. 760 00:28:53,917 --> 00:28:55,283 Okay, look, did I hit on Melinda? 761 00:28:55,285 --> 00:28:56,385 Yes. 762 00:28:56,387 --> 00:28:58,186 Guilty, huh? Take me away. 763 00:28:58,188 --> 00:29:00,155 But if you actually think that 764 00:29:00,157 --> 00:29:02,758 I'm killing off my own contestants one at a time 765 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,792 so that I can have her to myself... 766 00:29:03,794 --> 00:29:06,194 I mean, that's... that's crazy. 767 00:29:06,196 --> 00:29:09,231 It does sound a little crazy. 768 00:29:09,233 --> 00:29:10,298 You're free to go. 769 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:11,400 Thank you. 770 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:19,674 One more question. 771 00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:21,209 Yeah? 772 00:29:21,211 --> 00:29:22,144 Do you have an insurance policy on the show? 773 00:29:22,146 --> 00:29:26,114 Uh, yes, I do. 774 00:29:26,116 --> 00:29:27,649 I'm a businessman. 775 00:29:27,651 --> 00:29:30,652 And that means all of your contestants are insured as well. 776 00:29:30,654 --> 00:29:32,254 I suppose they are. 777 00:29:32,256 --> 00:29:33,688 Correct me if I'm wrong here. 778 00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:35,857 But this is all your own money tied up in the show, right? 779 00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:39,027 Yes, this is all my money tied up in the show, 780 00:29:39,029 --> 00:29:40,362 money that you will never see. 781 00:29:40,364 --> 00:29:41,963 Why? 782 00:29:41,965 --> 00:29:43,565 I d-don't understand. 783 00:29:43,567 --> 00:29:44,966 Oh, well, let me see 784 00:29:44,968 --> 00:29:46,868 if I can make this a little clearer for you. 785 00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:49,271 Sabotaging your own show is the only way 786 00:29:49,273 --> 00:29:50,906 you can dig yourself out of this money pit. 787 00:29:50,908 --> 00:29:54,409 We're gonna need to see that insurance policy. 788 00:29:54,411 --> 00:29:58,713 Wow, look at you two, Mr. and Mrs. Policeman. 789 00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:00,882 I hate to burst your bubble 790 00:30:00,884 --> 00:30:02,217 and wipe those smiles off your faces, 791 00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:05,754 but I've sold the show to NBC. 792 00:30:05,756 --> 00:30:08,824 So why would I sabotage that? 793 00:30:08,826 --> 00:30:10,592 NBC, huh? 794 00:30:10,594 --> 00:30:13,028 Yeah. 795 00:30:13,030 --> 00:30:15,464 Wow, that is just super-impressive. 796 00:30:15,466 --> 00:30:16,898 Who's your contact over there? 797 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,134 Because my old neighbor Jan's in legal affairs 798 00:30:19,136 --> 00:30:23,605 and maybe they know each other. 799 00:30:23,607 --> 00:30:26,041 I'm Hilton Fox. Welcome back. 800 00:30:26,043 --> 00:30:29,144 Melinda, the time has come for you to choose 801 00:30:29,146 --> 00:30:31,213 who gets your final heart. 802 00:30:31,215 --> 00:30:32,848 And who gets sent packing. 803 00:30:32,850 --> 00:30:35,784 And whatever happens tonight, you're not the loser. 804 00:30:35,786 --> 00:30:38,620 One of them is. 805 00:30:38,622 --> 00:30:40,222 Okay. Shawn... 806 00:30:40,224 --> 00:30:41,857 Yes. 807 00:30:41,859 --> 00:30:45,961 You are a very... odd person. 808 00:30:45,963 --> 00:30:48,196 One minute, you're witty 809 00:30:48,198 --> 00:30:50,599 and sarcastic and smart. 810 00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:52,067 And the next... 811 00:30:52,069 --> 00:30:54,469 you're like a six-year-old looking for a Popsicle. 812 00:30:54,471 --> 00:30:56,471 We don't have any popsicles. 813 00:30:56,473 --> 00:30:59,040 I checked... I see what you mean. 814 00:31:01,245 --> 00:31:02,210 And Gus... 815 00:31:02,212 --> 00:31:03,411 Yes? 816 00:31:03,413 --> 00:31:06,414 You're an... okay guy. 817 00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:08,316 Well... 818 00:31:08,318 --> 00:31:12,154 And I guess I could see us together. 819 00:31:12,156 --> 00:31:14,623 But your fiancee 820 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,024 took your heart with her 821 00:31:16,026 --> 00:31:20,795 when she hit the ground in that Nevada airfield, so... 822 00:31:20,797 --> 00:31:24,799 Uh, but who's gonna help me raise my little boy, Rondell? 823 00:31:24,801 --> 00:31:26,635 I can't raise him alone. 824 00:31:26,637 --> 00:31:29,271 And his brother Mellard. 825 00:31:29,273 --> 00:31:30,539 What is he gonna do? 826 00:31:30,541 --> 00:31:31,907 And what about his cousin Ray-Jay? 827 00:31:31,909 --> 00:31:36,011 That's a lot of kids you haven't mentioned. 828 00:31:36,013 --> 00:31:38,747 Uh, I'm gonna choose Shawn. 829 00:31:38,749 --> 00:31:41,950 Let's take a walk in the meadow. 830 00:31:43,921 --> 00:31:48,790 Have fun, kids. 831 00:31:50,527 --> 00:31:53,228 I've watched this exact scene on TV so many times. 832 00:31:55,132 --> 00:31:58,433 I never thought it would be me in the limo, driving away. 833 00:32:00,771 --> 00:32:04,306 Burton Guster, you are not gonna cry in this limo. 834 00:32:04,308 --> 00:32:06,675 Not today. 835 00:32:06,677 --> 00:32:09,678 Oh, no, you're not. 836 00:32:17,553 --> 00:32:20,155 Shawn... 837 00:32:20,157 --> 00:32:24,025 Dancing here with you under the moonlight... 838 00:32:24,027 --> 00:32:26,094 It just... feels right. 839 00:32:29,399 --> 00:32:31,466 Oh, I gotta take this. 840 00:32:31,468 --> 00:32:33,802 Hold that thought, okay? 841 00:32:33,804 --> 00:32:35,503 Jules! 842 00:32:35,505 --> 00:32:36,905 Hey, we got Gianukos. 843 00:32:36,907 --> 00:32:39,441 Yeah, it turns out he never sold a show to NBC. 844 00:32:39,443 --> 00:32:40,508 Lassiter called his bluff. 845 00:32:40,510 --> 00:32:41,977 He lied so that 846 00:32:41,979 --> 00:32:43,645 he could get a massive insurance policy on the show, 847 00:32:43,647 --> 00:32:45,513 and then he could kill and collect. 848 00:32:45,515 --> 00:32:46,948 So thanks for the tip, Shawn. 849 00:32:46,950 --> 00:32:51,019 That's how I do it when I... when I do it. 850 00:32:51,021 --> 00:32:53,855 But Jules, I can win this thing. 851 00:32:53,857 --> 00:32:55,790 Do you hear me? 852 00:32:55,792 --> 00:32:58,226 Off the show... Now. 853 00:32:58,228 --> 00:33:01,463 Hey. Thank you. 854 00:33:01,465 --> 00:33:02,897 Sorry. 855 00:33:02,899 --> 00:33:04,866 Uh, where... where were we? 856 00:33:04,868 --> 00:33:09,738 I just... I'm sorry if I'm coming on a little strong. 857 00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:11,673 It's just that... 858 00:33:11,675 --> 00:33:12,941 See, I've always... 859 00:33:12,943 --> 00:33:17,012 had these unrealistic expectations of love. 860 00:33:17,014 --> 00:33:18,780 When I was in college, 861 00:33:18,782 --> 00:33:21,216 in a creative writing class, 862 00:33:21,218 --> 00:33:26,254 I used to get these letters on my desk from a secret admirer. 863 00:33:26,256 --> 00:33:28,056 They would say things like 864 00:33:28,058 --> 00:33:33,295 "The heart is the only muscle in the body 865 00:33:33,297 --> 00:33:36,798 "that can be broken by a harsh word..." 866 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,336 And repaired with a gentle touch. 867 00:33:43,801 --> 00:33:44,990 Shawn, why are you showing us this? 868 00:33:45,194 --> 00:33:46,593 I just wanted to show you proof 869 00:33:46,595 --> 00:33:48,328 that I carried myself like a gentleman, 870 00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:49,997 and did the right thing. 871 00:33:49,999 --> 00:33:51,331 Fire her up, Steve. 872 00:33:58,374 --> 00:33:59,921 Oh, no. 873 00:34:00,041 --> 00:34:01,575 I'm s... I'm so sorry. 874 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:03,642 I knew Jay's advice was wrong. 875 00:34:03,762 --> 00:34:05,728 Men don't like women to make the first move. 876 00:34:05,730 --> 00:34:07,063 Oh, no, no, no. It's not you. 877 00:34:07,065 --> 00:34:09,467 You're... you're perfect... -ish. 878 00:34:09,749 --> 00:34:12,735 It's me. I have a confession to make. 879 00:34:14,105 --> 00:34:15,404 I'm not a doctor. 880 00:34:15,852 --> 00:34:17,519 Yeah, I kind of figured that 881 00:34:17,521 --> 00:34:20,655 when you said you graduated from Bob Hoskins Medical School. 882 00:34:20,657 --> 00:34:22,591 That's not all. 883 00:34:22,593 --> 00:34:24,876 I have a girlfriend. 884 00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:27,457 And things are going really well. 885 00:34:27,703 --> 00:34:32,400 And... we flip it around when the lights are down 886 00:34:32,402 --> 00:34:34,002 three, four times a week. 887 00:34:34,004 --> 00:34:35,604 Sometimes five, depending on our case loads. 888 00:34:35,606 --> 00:34:36,497 What? 889 00:34:36,617 --> 00:34:38,093 Why would you do this to me? 890 00:34:38,188 --> 00:34:39,621 Let me explain, okay? 891 00:34:39,623 --> 00:34:43,691 My real job, Melinda, is psychic detective. 892 00:34:43,693 --> 00:34:46,361 I was brought in here to solve a crime. 893 00:34:46,363 --> 00:34:48,196 And right now, I am sensing 894 00:34:48,198 --> 00:34:50,431 that this beautiful, unattainable love 895 00:34:50,433 --> 00:34:53,843 that you so desperately seek is not only very real, 896 00:34:57,740 --> 00:35:01,509 but much closer than you think. 897 00:35:01,511 --> 00:35:03,603 Danny? 898 00:35:05,382 --> 00:35:08,817 Danny is the one that wrote 899 00:35:08,819 --> 00:35:11,386 all of those beautiful anonymous letters to you 900 00:35:11,388 --> 00:35:13,354 in creative writing class. 901 00:35:13,356 --> 00:35:16,558 He's always been in love with you. 902 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,092 And he is the only one here 903 00:35:18,094 --> 00:35:20,829 that truly wants to protect your heart. 904 00:35:20,831 --> 00:35:22,197 That was you? 905 00:35:22,199 --> 00:35:24,098 Wow. 906 00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:25,533 I've loved you a long time. 907 00:35:25,535 --> 00:35:28,536 Yeah. 908 00:35:28,538 --> 00:35:29,804 - We're good. - Yeah. 909 00:35:29,806 --> 00:35:31,372 Thank you. 910 00:35:31,374 --> 00:35:34,475 And love conexion. 911 00:35:38,848 --> 00:35:40,582 Whoa, what was that? 912 00:35:40,584 --> 00:35:42,417 Looks like some sort of glitch. 913 00:35:42,419 --> 00:35:44,185 Oh, we call that a jump cut. 914 00:35:44,187 --> 00:35:45,854 Just indicates a missing piece of footage. 915 00:35:45,856 --> 00:35:47,422 Or time. 916 00:35:47,424 --> 00:35:48,857 If someone removed footage, where would it go? 917 00:35:48,859 --> 00:35:50,792 Outer space, I believe. Correct, Steve? 918 00:35:50,794 --> 00:35:52,460 Uh, no, it's not correct. 919 00:35:52,462 --> 00:35:53,995 But it's almost impossible 920 00:35:53,997 --> 00:35:55,663 to make footage disappear permanently. 921 00:35:55,665 --> 00:35:58,566 I've got it backed up on, like, a million different sources. 922 00:35:58,568 --> 00:36:00,869 Hey, Steve, can you, uh, can you bring up the footage 923 00:36:00,871 --> 00:36:04,205 from the day Danny almost got his face burned off? 924 00:36:04,207 --> 00:36:07,675 - Yeah. - Thanks. 925 00:36:12,615 --> 00:36:14,382 The reappearing cup. 926 00:36:14,384 --> 00:36:18,519 And... and can you show us the raw footage from the bedroom? 927 00:36:18,521 --> 00:36:21,890 The night those gloves landed in Danny's cubbyhole. 928 00:36:21,892 --> 00:36:23,925 'Kay. 929 00:36:27,196 --> 00:36:28,196 Hank? 930 00:36:28,198 --> 00:36:30,198 The camera guy? 931 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,299 You put the wrong guy in custody. 932 00:36:31,301 --> 00:36:32,834 Jay didn't sabotage his own show. 933 00:36:32,836 --> 00:36:34,335 Where's Hank now? 934 00:36:34,337 --> 00:36:36,170 He's on location filming Melinda and Danny 935 00:36:36,172 --> 00:36:37,939 for the proposal date finale. 936 00:36:37,941 --> 00:36:39,941 Hank? 937 00:36:58,460 --> 00:36:59,961 - Gus! - What? 938 00:36:59,963 --> 00:37:01,095 Let's go! 939 00:37:01,097 --> 00:37:05,400 Are you serious? 940 00:37:05,402 --> 00:37:07,735 Spencer, where the hell are you going? 941 00:37:07,737 --> 00:37:08,736 Danny! 942 00:37:08,738 --> 00:37:10,872 Shawn! 943 00:37:10,874 --> 00:37:13,041 Don't take that leap! 944 00:37:13,043 --> 00:37:15,076 No, Shawn, don't worry. We talked about it. 945 00:37:15,078 --> 00:37:17,078 We're ready for this! 946 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,080 Yeah! We're in love. 947 00:37:19,082 --> 00:37:20,982 - Yeah! - Thanks to you, Shawn. 948 00:37:20,984 --> 00:37:23,918 No, no, no, not that leap. 949 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,253 The chute, it's not safe! 950 00:37:25,255 --> 00:37:26,321 What? 951 00:37:26,323 --> 00:37:28,122 The chute! 952 00:37:28,124 --> 00:37:30,858 Yeah! No, it's the final shoot. 953 00:37:33,396 --> 00:37:35,964 Shawn, Shawn, I don't know about you, 954 00:37:35,966 --> 00:37:39,534 but the last time I checked, I wasn't faster than a plane. 955 00:37:39,536 --> 00:37:41,869 You know, buddy, in retrospect, 956 00:37:41,871 --> 00:37:42,971 I may have miscalculated on this one. 957 00:37:56,152 --> 00:37:58,019 Put the camera down. 958 00:37:58,021 --> 00:38:00,121 Are you filming me right now? Stop filming me! 959 00:38:00,123 --> 00:38:01,155 Put it down! 960 00:38:01,157 --> 00:38:04,726 Get out here. 961 00:38:04,728 --> 00:38:06,094 Hank, I know you were the one 962 00:38:06,096 --> 00:38:07,562 that had the idea for this show first. 963 00:38:07,564 --> 00:38:11,199 But yours was called Passing Ships. 964 00:38:11,201 --> 00:38:12,233 Am I right? 965 00:38:12,235 --> 00:38:13,735 Yes. 966 00:38:13,737 --> 00:38:15,370 A show about a female contestant 967 00:38:15,372 --> 00:38:16,804 who's reintroduced 968 00:38:16,806 --> 00:38:19,107 to suitors from her past who she could have met 969 00:38:19,109 --> 00:38:20,508 but overlooked. 970 00:38:20,510 --> 00:38:21,809 How did you... 971 00:38:21,811 --> 00:38:23,711 It's my skill set, Jack. 972 00:38:23,713 --> 00:38:25,346 You thought Jay was gonna make you a partner, 973 00:38:25,348 --> 00:38:28,216 but instead he went out, sold this thing without you. 974 00:38:28,218 --> 00:38:30,385 He was lying, but you didn't know that. 975 00:38:30,387 --> 00:38:32,754 When Jay started bragging about the show, 976 00:38:32,756 --> 00:38:34,956 you decided you were gonna sabotage this thing 977 00:38:34,958 --> 00:38:37,091 at all costs to make sure it wasn't successful. 978 00:38:37,093 --> 00:38:38,893 Hank, stop filming. 979 00:38:38,895 --> 00:38:41,696 What are you doing, you idiot? 980 00:38:41,698 --> 00:38:44,899 That's cold, Hank. Cold-blooded, Hank. 981 00:38:44,901 --> 00:38:48,936 Your final plan was to switch out Danny boy's chute... 982 00:38:51,340 --> 00:38:52,607 with Gus' dirty laundry. 983 00:38:52,609 --> 00:38:53,708 That's not my laundry, Shawn. 984 00:38:53,710 --> 00:38:54,742 What are you saying? 985 00:38:54,744 --> 00:38:56,411 That's not my laundry. 986 00:38:56,413 --> 00:38:58,212 You saying I'm holding on to some random dude's drawers? 987 00:38:58,214 --> 00:38:59,580 I guess so. 988 00:38:59,582 --> 00:39:01,883 You two were gonna fall to your deaths. 989 00:39:01,885 --> 00:39:04,018 Like your poor fiancee. 990 00:39:04,020 --> 00:39:05,453 What? 991 00:39:05,455 --> 00:39:06,721 Wait a minute, whose drawers are these? 992 00:39:06,723 --> 00:39:07,789 I don't... I don't know. 993 00:39:07,791 --> 00:39:08,890 Take 'em. 994 00:39:08,892 --> 00:39:09,891 - No. - Take these! 995 00:39:09,893 --> 00:39:10,892 I don't want them, Shawn. 996 00:39:10,894 --> 00:39:11,926 Take these drawers! 997 00:39:11,928 --> 00:39:13,928 I ain't gonna take them. 998 00:39:13,930 --> 00:39:16,931 Take 'em! Suck 'em! 999 00:39:19,744 --> 00:39:21,978 And welcome back to the Paths of Love reunion show 1000 00:39:21,980 --> 00:39:25,124 where we check in and see how our bachelors have been doing. 1001 00:39:25,244 --> 00:39:26,944 First things first, 1002 00:39:26,946 --> 00:39:28,582 I will be starring in a brand-new 1003 00:39:28,702 --> 00:39:30,552 Tyler Perry Sci-Fi epic called 1004 00:39:30,672 --> 00:39:33,217 I Ain't Gettin' On No Rocket. 1005 00:39:33,219 --> 00:39:34,685 Now those of you who caught the last episode, 1006 00:39:34,687 --> 00:39:36,655 you know that Shawn had a hand in playing Cupid. 1007 00:39:36,775 --> 00:39:39,156 Oh, what can I say? 1008 00:39:39,158 --> 00:39:40,791 I love making love. 1009 00:39:40,793 --> 00:39:42,660 Especially on television. 1010 00:39:42,662 --> 00:39:44,562 I had a fantastic time on the show. 1011 00:39:44,564 --> 00:39:46,764 Now that wasn't always the case. 1012 00:39:46,766 --> 00:39:50,434 Let's take a look at some of your highlights from the show. 1013 00:39:50,436 --> 00:39:52,103 What the eff? 1014 00:39:52,105 --> 00:39:55,339 Hey, guys, come on. 1015 00:39:55,341 --> 00:39:58,075 Who doesn't put the lid on the ice cream back? 1016 00:39:58,077 --> 00:39:59,343 Look at this, what is this? 1017 00:39:59,345 --> 00:40:00,544 You know what that is? That's freezer burn. 1018 00:40:00,546 --> 00:40:02,146 We're bachelors, 1019 00:40:02,148 --> 00:40:03,614 it doesn't mean that we're living alone. 1020 00:40:03,616 --> 00:40:05,983 The first thought that I had when I walked down those stairs 1021 00:40:05,985 --> 00:40:07,918 and saw Melinda standing there, 1022 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,622 um, in that ruffly dress, was, um, 1023 00:40:11,624 --> 00:40:13,591 "Not bad for a stand-in. 1024 00:40:13,593 --> 00:40:16,460 "I wonder, uh, what the re... 1025 00:40:16,462 --> 00:40:19,797 what the actual bachelorette is gonna look like." 1026 00:40:31,310 --> 00:40:34,078 Shawn and Gus, that was a really interesting relationship. 1027 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:38,783 It was kind of hard to... penetrate that twosome. 1028 00:40:38,785 --> 00:40:41,018 Initially, when they came into the house, 1029 00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:45,756 I, um, I actually thought that they may have been together. 1030 00:40:45,758 --> 00:40:48,726 I mean, they're really into each other. 1031 00:40:48,728 --> 00:40:50,594 Like, really into each other. 1032 00:40:50,596 --> 00:40:53,831 You were such a cute baby. 1033 00:40:53,833 --> 00:40:56,734 And to think, that little bundle grew up to be a surgeon. 1034 00:40:56,736 --> 00:40:58,035 Did you have a feeling? 1035 00:40:58,037 --> 00:41:00,571 Shawn, the surgeon, yes, yes. 1036 00:41:00,573 --> 00:41:02,206 I, we... yeah, yeah, come on, it's no wonder. 1037 00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:05,142 He was always interested in medicine, and uh, he... 1038 00:41:05,144 --> 00:41:07,545 I-I'm... I'm sorry, I-I-I can't do this. 1039 00:41:07,547 --> 00:41:10,614 This... this... this girl is way too good for my son. 1040 00:41:10,616 --> 00:41:12,483 No... 1041 00:41:12,485 --> 00:41:13,517 I-I wouldn't vote for him. 1042 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,620 Your call. 1043 00:41:16,622 --> 00:41:18,222 Wow. 1044 00:41:18,224 --> 00:41:19,223 Is this a joke? 1045 00:41:19,225 --> 00:41:20,391 Come back over here. 1046 00:41:20,393 --> 00:41:21,525 Have some more lemonade. 1047 00:41:21,527 --> 00:41:22,526 I don't want any lemonade! 1048 00:41:25,231 --> 00:41:28,199 Wow, well, that is a Paths of Love first. 1049 00:41:28,201 --> 00:41:30,601 We've now saved the best for last. 1050 00:41:30,603 --> 00:41:32,470 Danny... 1051 00:41:32,472 --> 00:41:34,839 It's highly unlikely that you would be sitting in that chair 1052 00:41:34,841 --> 00:41:36,974 if not for the two-month medically-induced coma 1053 00:41:36,976 --> 00:41:38,876 of this gentleman. 1054 00:41:38,878 --> 00:41:42,346 Bachelors, put your hands together for Todd Kramer. 1055 00:41:42,348 --> 00:41:44,548 Alive and well. 1056 00:41:54,493 --> 00:41:56,260 - Hey. - Wow. 1057 00:41:56,262 --> 00:41:58,362 I was dreaming about you in the coma. 1058 00:41:58,364 --> 00:41:59,897 Oh, okay. 1059 00:41:59,899 --> 00:42:03,033 I gotta tell you, it is rough out there in the real world. 1060 00:42:03,035 --> 00:42:05,769 Being single and hunting for love. 1061 00:42:05,771 --> 00:42:07,571 Yeah, but it's... it's not the real world, Shawn. 1062 00:42:07,573 --> 00:42:10,307 It's a TV show. 1063 00:42:10,309 --> 00:42:12,676 Hey, hey. Okay. 1064 00:42:12,678 --> 00:42:16,380 Oh, my God. 1065 00:42:16,382 --> 00:42:18,816 I'm saying it's nice, it's nice that you're in my life. 1066 00:42:18,818 --> 00:42:21,919 You know? That you're always 1067 00:42:21,921 --> 00:42:22,987 standing by my side. 1068 00:42:22,989 --> 00:42:25,589 It feels good. 1069 00:42:25,591 --> 00:42:26,590 Feels right. 1070 00:42:26,592 --> 00:42:28,425 Huh? 1071 00:42:28,427 --> 00:42:30,461 - Jules? - What? 1072 00:42:55,512 --> 00:43:00,662 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com