1 00:00:04,890 --> 00:00:09,230 And now, applause for the double A player of the year, Cal Eason. 2 00:00:09,932 --> 00:00:13,789 This is the exact guy to get us out of this situation. 3 00:00:13,909 --> 00:00:15,757 Way to go, way to go. 4 00:00:15,877 --> 00:00:17,389 Hey, Cal. 5 00:00:17,509 --> 00:00:19,839 Someday I'm gonna be just like you. 6 00:00:19,907 --> 00:00:21,307 Yeah. 7 00:00:21,375 --> 00:00:23,142 Well, not just like you. 8 00:00:23,210 --> 00:00:25,543 I won't chew tobacco. That's murder on the gums. 9 00:00:25,639 --> 00:00:27,540 And I'll get a different haircut. 10 00:00:27,608 --> 00:00:28,875 Not that yours is that bad. 11 00:00:28,942 --> 00:00:30,643 It just won't work with my head, you know? 12 00:00:30,711 --> 00:00:35,181 And I definitely won't grab my crotch so much during games. 13 00:00:35,249 --> 00:00:36,215 It's weird. 14 00:00:38,218 --> 00:00:39,652 Oh. 15 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,387 Go get 'em, Cal! 16 00:00:41,455 --> 00:00:42,588 You got it. 17 00:00:42,656 --> 00:00:43,723 Wait for your pitch, Cal. 18 00:00:43,791 --> 00:00:44,891 Wait for your pitch, Cal. 19 00:00:44,958 --> 00:00:45,992 Be patient. 20 00:00:46,059 --> 00:00:47,393 Patient. Be patient. 21 00:00:47,461 --> 00:00:49,829 Play ball. 22 00:00:55,602 --> 00:00:56,936 There's a high drive. 23 00:00:57,004 --> 00:00:59,272 Way back. 24 00:00:59,339 --> 00:01:00,440 And gone! 25 00:01:00,507 --> 00:01:02,742 Cal Eason has done it again. 26 00:01:02,810 --> 00:01:04,710 Hey! Ha ha ha ha! 27 00:01:15,489 --> 00:01:17,290 - Let's go, Shawn! - Let's go! 28 00:01:17,357 --> 00:01:18,724 All right, Spencer, we're down by one. 29 00:01:18,792 --> 00:01:20,293 Just get on base. 30 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,656 Come on, Brandon. Bring me that weak sauce. 31 00:01:22,776 --> 00:01:23,963 Bring it! 32 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,234 Whoo! 33 00:01:28,302 --> 00:01:29,368 That a boy. 34 00:01:29,436 --> 00:01:32,605 You got any more creamsicles? 35 00:01:32,673 --> 00:01:33,739 All right, hold up. 36 00:01:33,807 --> 00:01:35,408 Hold up. 37 00:01:35,476 --> 00:01:37,009 Hold up, hold up. 38 00:01:37,077 --> 00:01:38,845 - Go, go, go, go. - Stop! 39 00:01:38,912 --> 00:01:39,846 Go, go, go, go. 40 00:01:39,913 --> 00:01:42,915 What is wrong with you? 41 00:01:42,983 --> 00:01:44,116 You're outta there! 42 00:01:46,453 --> 00:01:47,587 This guy! 43 00:01:47,654 --> 00:01:48,855 What? 44 00:01:48,922 --> 00:01:50,122 That is the worst call that I have ever seen! 45 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:52,058 What do you have, doll's eyes? 46 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:53,493 - You mocking me? - No, I'm stating a fact. 47 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,127 You need glasses. 48 00:01:55,195 --> 00:01:58,030 Last week you mistook me for Michael Chiklis. 49 00:01:58,098 --> 00:02:01,067 That's because you were dressed like Michael Chiklis. 50 00:02:01,134 --> 00:02:02,935 First of the month Gus and I play The Commish. 51 00:02:03,003 --> 00:02:04,370 You know that! 52 00:02:04,438 --> 00:02:06,105 Don't blame me for your stupid base running. 53 00:02:06,173 --> 00:02:08,307 Even in sports, you got no discipline. 54 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:10,142 I was safe by a yard, and you know it! 55 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:11,611 You called me out 'cause you were jealous. 56 00:02:11,678 --> 00:02:13,145 Jealous? Jealous of what? 57 00:02:13,213 --> 00:02:14,647 I am something that you never were. 58 00:02:14,715 --> 00:02:16,649 I am a bona fide star in the class "C" 59 00:02:16,717 --> 00:02:19,752 Municipal Santa Barbara Co-ed Softball League, 60 00:02:19,820 --> 00:02:21,187 you son of a bitch! 61 00:02:21,255 --> 00:02:22,855 That's it, you're outta here! 62 00:02:22,923 --> 00:02:24,457 You can't toss me! The game is over! 63 00:02:24,525 --> 00:02:26,659 I'm gonna leave before he does anything truly embarrassing. 64 00:02:26,727 --> 00:02:27,994 Ha, too late. 65 00:02:31,765 --> 00:02:34,333 Agh! 66 00:02:34,401 --> 00:02:37,169 - Pick it up. - Suck it! 67 00:02:37,237 --> 00:02:38,304 Get out! 68 00:02:38,372 --> 00:02:40,039 Suck home plate! 69 00:02:40,107 --> 00:02:41,607 Suck it! 70 00:02:44,578 --> 00:02:46,679 Want the last bite of my creamsicle? 71 00:02:46,747 --> 00:02:48,180 Yes, I would actually. 72 00:02:48,248 --> 00:02:51,484 - I bet you would. - That's messed up. 73 00:02:51,552 --> 00:02:52,618 That was one hell of a swing. 74 00:02:52,686 --> 00:02:53,953 Mel? 75 00:02:55,722 --> 00:02:57,990 Mel. 76 00:02:58,058 --> 00:02:59,959 Look at you. 77 00:03:00,027 --> 00:03:02,528 My former bat boy all grown up. 78 00:03:02,596 --> 00:03:04,130 Gus, it gives me great pleasure 79 00:03:04,197 --> 00:03:06,299 to introduce Mel Hornsby. 80 00:03:06,366 --> 00:03:07,567 Manager of the Seabirds. 81 00:03:07,634 --> 00:03:09,735 Oh, wow, sounds like the coolest job ever. 82 00:03:09,803 --> 00:03:10,870 The minor league baseball team, 83 00:03:10,938 --> 00:03:12,872 - not the actual Birds. - Oh. 84 00:03:12,940 --> 00:03:14,373 Shawn, the reason why I'm here is— 85 00:03:14,441 --> 00:03:15,908 I know, Mel, I'm a psychic. 86 00:03:15,976 --> 00:03:17,910 You need me to play shortstop. 87 00:03:17,978 --> 00:03:20,246 No, I want you to do some investigative work for me. 88 00:03:20,314 --> 00:03:21,747 Slash, play shortstop. 89 00:03:21,815 --> 00:03:23,215 No, I definitely don't need that. 90 00:03:23,283 --> 00:03:24,584 Look, I'm willing to move positions 91 00:03:24,651 --> 00:03:26,319 only because it's you, 92 00:03:26,386 --> 00:03:27,987 but I'd like to pick my spot in the batting order. 93 00:03:28,055 --> 00:03:29,755 What do you need investigated? 94 00:03:29,823 --> 00:03:32,925 My longtime hitting coach Grady Barrett 95 00:03:32,993 --> 00:03:35,161 dropped dead the other day of a heart attack. 96 00:03:35,228 --> 00:03:36,829 Oh, no. 97 00:03:36,897 --> 00:03:37,863 Wow. 98 00:03:37,931 --> 00:03:39,699 I'm sorry, Mel. 99 00:03:39,766 --> 00:03:40,866 Grady was a good man. 100 00:03:40,934 --> 00:03:43,202 Yes, he was. 101 00:03:43,270 --> 00:03:45,237 But there's a little bit more to the story. 102 00:03:45,305 --> 00:03:48,941 They found a large amount of amphetamines in his system. 103 00:03:49,009 --> 00:03:51,077 Greenies as we call them in the baseball world. 104 00:03:51,144 --> 00:03:52,745 - Yeah. - Greenies? 105 00:03:52,813 --> 00:03:54,480 That doesn't sound like Grady. 106 00:03:54,548 --> 00:03:56,983 So you think someone on the team 107 00:03:57,050 --> 00:03:59,018 slipped him drugs and murdered him? 108 00:03:59,086 --> 00:04:00,286 Perhaps. 109 00:04:00,354 --> 00:04:02,989 Whatever happened, I just need to know. 110 00:04:03,056 --> 00:04:04,724 The man was like a brother to me. 111 00:04:04,791 --> 00:04:06,592 Yeah, of course. We'll help you, Mel. 112 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:08,828 But in order for me to investigate properly, 113 00:04:08,895 --> 00:04:10,196 I'm gonna have to get on the inside. 114 00:04:10,263 --> 00:04:13,532 I mean, deep on the inside. 115 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:14,767 I'm not making you my shortstop. 116 00:04:14,835 --> 00:04:16,102 Third baseman. 117 00:04:16,169 --> 00:04:18,070 Utility infielder? 118 00:04:18,138 --> 00:04:20,406 Lefty situational reliever? 119 00:04:20,474 --> 00:04:22,308 - You're right-handed, Shawn. - Here's the thing. 120 00:04:22,376 --> 00:04:24,577 When I get hired by a professional sports franchise, 121 00:04:24,645 --> 00:04:26,579 it is customary that I go undercover 122 00:04:26,647 --> 00:04:27,880 as one of the players. 123 00:04:27,948 --> 00:04:29,815 What if I make you a coach? 124 00:04:29,883 --> 00:04:32,284 I could say you're my roving hitting instructor 125 00:04:32,352 --> 00:04:34,487 until the organization finds a new one. 126 00:04:34,554 --> 00:04:37,657 I can rove. I feel like I can rove. 127 00:04:37,724 --> 00:04:38,891 And then I'll get to work with Cal Eason again. 128 00:04:38,959 --> 00:04:40,526 That's right. 129 00:04:40,594 --> 00:04:41,961 It's amazing, 130 00:04:42,029 --> 00:04:44,030 after 20 years he's right back where he started. 131 00:04:44,097 --> 00:04:45,631 Poor guy. 132 00:04:45,699 --> 00:04:47,500 We'll need to find something for my partner Gus here. 133 00:04:47,567 --> 00:04:48,901 We're a package deal. 134 00:04:48,969 --> 00:04:51,604 We do have one position available. 135 00:04:51,672 --> 00:04:53,372 Sounds good, yeah. 136 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:01,514 Come on, make it work up there! 137 00:05:01,581 --> 00:05:03,015 Make it work! 138 00:05:03,083 --> 00:05:04,950 Let's make it work up there. Let's make it work! 139 00:05:05,018 --> 00:05:06,619 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 140 00:05:06,687 --> 00:05:07,787 What, are you kidding me, man? 141 00:05:07,854 --> 00:05:09,121 You're killing it up there. 142 00:05:09,189 --> 00:05:11,023 Hey, come on, ump! You call that a strike? 143 00:05:11,091 --> 00:05:12,758 Come on, ump, call that a strike? 144 00:05:12,826 --> 00:05:14,193 And you'll never get to the majors! 145 00:05:14,261 --> 00:05:16,128 Ah, you'll never get to the majors. 146 00:05:57,456 --> 00:06:02,457 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 147 00:06:03,246 --> 00:06:04,579 I'm not dressing up as that mascot again. 148 00:06:04,647 --> 00:06:06,460 - That was humiliating. - Oh, come on, Gus. 149 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:07,444 You killed it, man. 150 00:06:07,564 --> 00:06:09,100 Didn't you hear the crowd go nuts when you did the worm? 151 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:10,866 - It wasn't the worm. - I'm sorry. The centipede. 152 00:06:10,986 --> 00:06:12,119 It wasn't the centipede either. 153 00:06:12,187 --> 00:06:13,487 I was dealing with an itch on my stomach. 154 00:06:13,555 --> 00:06:15,489 I think that suit has fleas. 155 00:06:16,222 --> 00:06:18,059 So this is where Grady lives, huh? 156 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:19,494 Not bad. 157 00:06:19,561 --> 00:06:20,862 Well, let's find these drugs 158 00:06:20,929 --> 00:06:22,497 so we can put an end to this stupid case. 159 00:06:22,564 --> 00:06:24,065 We're not gonna find any drugs in there, Gus. 160 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:25,500 What? 161 00:06:25,567 --> 00:06:27,735 If Mel says Grady was clean, that means he was clean. 162 00:06:27,803 --> 00:06:30,671 All I know is that people who die with drugs in their system 163 00:06:30,739 --> 00:06:33,875 are usually the ones who put drugs in their system. 164 00:06:39,515 --> 00:06:41,682 Hey, check it out. 165 00:06:47,523 --> 00:06:48,589 Come on, son. 166 00:06:52,428 --> 00:06:53,928 You know what, man? 167 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:56,230 It doesn't even bother me that we're spinning our wheels. 168 00:06:56,298 --> 00:06:57,598 It gives me more time 169 00:06:57,666 --> 00:06:59,600 to work on getting my one professional at bat. 170 00:06:59,668 --> 00:07:01,302 That's not gonna happen. 171 00:07:01,370 --> 00:07:04,138 Ooh, macadamias. 172 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:06,340 I'm pretty sure those are old chickpeas. 173 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:10,144 Why would he leave those out? 174 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:11,245 Because he's dead. 175 00:07:11,313 --> 00:07:13,648 That's no excuse, Gus. 176 00:07:16,151 --> 00:07:17,819 Ahh. 177 00:07:20,122 --> 00:07:22,323 Oh, look, Gus. 178 00:07:22,391 --> 00:07:24,325 Grady really did coach with some of the greats. 179 00:07:24,393 --> 00:07:26,727 There's a picture of him and Tito Jackson 180 00:07:26,795 --> 00:07:28,429 in a baseball uniform. 181 00:07:28,497 --> 00:07:30,498 That's Rod Carew. 182 00:07:30,566 --> 00:07:32,467 - Agree to disagree. - Keep looking. 183 00:07:32,534 --> 00:07:34,435 I'm gonna check upstairs. 184 00:07:34,503 --> 00:07:36,504 Sounds good, bro. 185 00:07:48,884 --> 00:07:50,318 Will you stop goofing around? 186 00:07:50,385 --> 00:07:52,019 I'm not goofing around. You're goofing around. 187 00:07:52,087 --> 00:07:53,955 - By the way, is it hot in here? - Not really. 188 00:07:54,022 --> 00:07:56,157 I got to be honest, man. 189 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:57,892 It seems a little warm to me. 190 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,026 Let's see... 191 00:08:12,641 --> 00:08:14,976 - Nothing in the kitchen. - Are you feeling okay? 192 00:08:15,043 --> 00:08:16,677 I actually feel pretty terrific, 193 00:08:16,745 --> 00:08:19,747 like super duper focused. 194 00:08:26,950 --> 00:08:28,450 Why are you staring at my ear? 195 00:08:28,518 --> 00:08:29,985 I don't know, but I can't take my eyes off it. 196 00:08:30,053 --> 00:08:32,020 - Why are you talking so fast? - Why are you hearing so slow? 197 00:08:32,088 --> 00:08:33,322 Why are you doing everything so slow? 198 00:08:33,389 --> 00:08:34,623 Why do you move so slow all the time, Gus? 199 00:08:34,691 --> 00:08:35,958 You know what? We should get out of here, man. 200 00:08:36,025 --> 00:08:37,292 If there were greenies in this house, 201 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,594 I think we would've found them by now. 202 00:08:38,661 --> 00:08:41,029 Dude, not necessarily. 203 00:08:41,097 --> 00:08:43,866 20. 204 00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:45,334 30. 205 00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:46,468 - Shawn. - What? 206 00:08:51,341 --> 00:08:52,407 I had a friend of mine at the lab 207 00:08:52,475 --> 00:08:53,742 run a quick test on the water, 208 00:08:53,810 --> 00:08:56,044 and it is, in fact, laced with amphetamines. 209 00:08:56,112 --> 00:08:57,946 Now, what made you suspect this, by the way? 210 00:08:58,014 --> 00:09:02,317 47, 48, 49, 50, 51! 211 00:09:02,385 --> 00:09:03,785 Oh, no. 212 00:09:03,853 --> 00:09:05,420 He memorized the entire owner's manual to my car 213 00:09:05,488 --> 00:09:06,421 on the way over here. 214 00:09:06,489 --> 00:09:07,589 Hey, Jules. 215 00:09:07,657 --> 00:09:08,891 Did you know that the Toyota Echo 216 00:09:08,958 --> 00:09:10,659 has a 1.5-liter inline 4-cylinder engine 217 00:09:10,727 --> 00:09:12,494 with multi-locking brakes? 218 00:09:12,562 --> 00:09:14,062 What's wrong with Shawn? 219 00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:15,764 He accidentally ingested speed. 220 00:09:15,832 --> 00:09:17,432 Okay. Are you working on anything 221 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,134 - we should be involved with? - Not yet. 222 00:09:19,202 --> 00:09:20,502 - Good. - Hey. 223 00:09:20,570 --> 00:09:22,104 It's the bald, blind umpire of Santa Barbara. 224 00:09:22,171 --> 00:09:24,540 - You were out by a foot. - Come on, you two. 225 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:27,576 Shawn, I think we should tell Mel Hornsby about the bottle. 226 00:09:27,644 --> 00:09:29,645 Wait, wait, wait. That's who you're working for? 227 00:09:29,712 --> 00:09:31,213 Yep. He hired me to investigate 228 00:09:31,281 --> 00:09:32,447 the tragic death of Grady Barrett, 229 00:09:32,515 --> 00:09:33,682 - and he made me a coach. - You're kidding. 230 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:34,983 Why didn't he contact me? 231 00:09:35,051 --> 00:09:36,752 I've been a season-ticket holder for 15 years. 232 00:09:36,819 --> 00:09:38,253 Probably because he wanted somebody good, 233 00:09:38,321 --> 00:09:39,621 though I'm sure he appreciates the 40 bucks 234 00:09:39,689 --> 00:09:40,923 you shell out for those tickets annually. 235 00:09:40,990 --> 00:09:42,958 Shawn, enough. I need you to focus right now. 236 00:09:43,026 --> 00:09:45,460 Buddy, I'm not sure I'm capable of anything else. 237 00:09:45,528 --> 00:09:47,396 I'm locked in on your ear again. 238 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:48,964 Shawn, listen, I think Mel was right 239 00:09:49,032 --> 00:09:51,600 about somebody slipping Grady greenies without his knowledge. 240 00:09:51,668 --> 00:09:53,635 I'm not so sure about that, Gus. 241 00:09:53,703 --> 00:09:55,237 Dad, who wears number 42? 242 00:09:55,305 --> 00:09:58,140 Izzy Jackson, organization's top prospect. 243 00:09:58,207 --> 00:10:00,142 He signed a massive contract last year. 244 00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:02,244 - Sweet. Let's go. - To where? 245 00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:03,812 How long until the stuff wears off? 246 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:05,747 Hopefully in about a half an hour. 247 00:10:20,163 --> 00:10:22,164 Shawn, wake up. 248 00:10:22,231 --> 00:10:23,799 Where are we? 249 00:10:23,866 --> 00:10:25,500 At the address you told me to drive to 250 00:10:25,568 --> 00:10:28,337 - right before you passed out. - Oh, man. 251 00:10:28,404 --> 00:10:31,873 Those things will really slap you on the way down. 252 00:10:31,941 --> 00:10:35,510 Why are we at a bar? 253 00:10:35,578 --> 00:10:37,512 It's not just any bar, Gus. 254 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:39,481 It's the favorite hangout of the Seabirds. 255 00:10:39,549 --> 00:10:40,849 For real? Where? 256 00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:42,818 - The team. - Oh. 257 00:10:42,885 --> 00:10:45,487 - Why do I keep doing that? - 'Cause you're a fool. 258 00:10:45,555 --> 00:10:48,523 By the way, these guys have really taken to me. 259 00:10:48,591 --> 00:10:50,592 I mean, they really love me, for serious. 260 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:53,695 Ricky, good game today, man. 261 00:10:53,763 --> 00:10:56,365 Hey, thanks, towel boy. 262 00:10:56,432 --> 00:10:57,532 You see? 263 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,468 We're just like a family. 264 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:01,803 This is where I'm betting we'll find Izzy Jackson, 265 00:11:01,871 --> 00:11:04,106 the, uh, actual owner of that water bottle. 266 00:11:04,173 --> 00:11:06,308 - So he killed Grady? - Yeah. 267 00:11:06,376 --> 00:11:08,010 But not necessarily on purpose. 268 00:11:08,077 --> 00:11:09,311 He had a hitting session with Grady 269 00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:10,879 about an hour and a half before he died. 270 00:11:10,947 --> 00:11:12,814 This is what I think happened. 271 00:11:12,882 --> 00:11:15,617 Izzy's popping greenies to improve his performance. 272 00:11:15,685 --> 00:11:17,619 They get their bottles mixed up during the session. 273 00:11:17,687 --> 00:11:20,622 Grady goes home with the wrong bottle, takes a few more swigs. 274 00:11:20,690 --> 00:11:23,191 His old heart just— just gives out on him. 275 00:11:25,695 --> 00:11:27,095 Wait a second. 276 00:11:27,163 --> 00:11:29,865 Izzy's taking greenies? Don't they test for that stuff? 277 00:11:29,932 --> 00:11:32,300 Yeah, but it's pretty easy to get around those tests. 278 00:11:32,368 --> 00:11:34,136 - How? - I could pass one tomorrow 279 00:11:34,203 --> 00:11:36,304 by simply taking some of your urine, 280 00:11:36,372 --> 00:11:39,307 putting it in a cup, swapping it out with my urine. 281 00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:41,843 I would not let you touch my urine. 282 00:11:41,911 --> 00:11:43,478 Well, you're not the friend I thought you were. 283 00:11:43,546 --> 00:11:45,013 Well... 284 00:11:45,081 --> 00:11:46,648 - So what's our plan? - Simple— 285 00:11:46,716 --> 00:11:49,785 We approach Izzy, get him to admit to popping greenies. 286 00:11:49,852 --> 00:11:51,653 That doesn't sound simple, Shawn. 287 00:11:51,721 --> 00:11:54,489 Gus, don't be Pete Rose's haircut. 288 00:11:54,557 --> 00:11:56,058 Izzy! 289 00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:58,293 What's up, man? 290 00:11:58,361 --> 00:11:59,695 What is up? 291 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,430 Shawn Spencer. 292 00:12:01,497 --> 00:12:03,765 Yeah, we met earlier today. I'm your new hitting coach. 293 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,434 Really? I thought you were the, um— 294 00:12:05,501 --> 00:12:06,568 New shortstop? No. 295 00:12:06,636 --> 00:12:08,870 - Towel boy, actually. - Oh. 296 00:12:08,938 --> 00:12:12,140 Hey, you're the new mascot, right? 297 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,276 You do a killer worm. 298 00:12:14,343 --> 00:12:15,744 Ugh, ugh. 299 00:12:15,812 --> 00:12:17,879 I actually had an itch. 300 00:12:17,947 --> 00:12:19,948 Listen, Shawn, don't take this the wrong way, 301 00:12:20,016 --> 00:12:21,750 but, uh, I'm on a bit of a hot streak of late, 302 00:12:21,818 --> 00:12:24,453 and I don't want you coming in and messing with my swing, 303 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,455 because I have a tendency to overthink things. 304 00:12:26,522 --> 00:12:29,624 Ah, that surprises me, but doesn't matter, 305 00:12:29,692 --> 00:12:31,993 'cause if it ain't broke, don't fix it, am I right? 306 00:12:32,061 --> 00:12:34,029 Yeah. Besides, you look so focused 307 00:12:34,097 --> 00:12:35,263 at the plate these days— 308 00:12:35,331 --> 00:12:38,333 I mean, just really, really focused. 309 00:12:38,401 --> 00:12:39,735 What are you implying? 310 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,169 Nothing, man... 311 00:12:41,237 --> 00:12:42,871 Though if you were getting a little extra something 312 00:12:42,939 --> 00:12:45,640 from, uh, Uncle Greenie, 313 00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:47,242 I wouldn't be mad at that. 314 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:48,977 Lord knows I used them when I was playing. 315 00:12:49,045 --> 00:12:51,113 Yeah, I never touched that stuff, and I never will. 316 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:53,048 Well, I can respect that. 317 00:12:53,116 --> 00:12:54,583 You know, I think this conversation is over. 318 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,251 Oh, come on, Izzy, the party's just getting started. 319 00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:58,053 No, I said it's over. 320 00:12:58,121 --> 00:12:59,354 Hey. Hey, hey. 321 00:12:59,422 --> 00:13:01,022 Hey, settle down, Izzy, huh? Take it easy. 322 00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,424 Hey. It's all good, Cal. 323 00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:03,892 Hey, bartender, let's get another round of drinks 324 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,193 for this man on me, all right? 325 00:13:05,261 --> 00:13:07,129 - This guy. - Shawn... 326 00:13:07,196 --> 00:13:08,396 Let's get our drink on! 327 00:13:08,464 --> 00:13:10,232 - Whoo! - This guy. 328 00:13:10,299 --> 00:13:11,733 Yeah! 329 00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:13,301 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 330 00:13:13,369 --> 00:13:15,137 It's never wise to mess with a drunk idiot, Shawn. 331 00:13:15,204 --> 00:13:16,505 You should know that, huh? 332 00:13:16,572 --> 00:13:18,573 Oh, man, are you a sight for sore eyes, Cal. 333 00:13:18,641 --> 00:13:21,810 Man, I can't believe you're back here playing for the Seabirds. 334 00:13:21,878 --> 00:13:23,145 Yeah, nor can I. 335 00:13:23,212 --> 00:13:25,247 After the Rangers cut me, 336 00:13:25,314 --> 00:13:28,150 it was either sign up here or get some lousy job 337 00:13:28,217 --> 00:13:29,484 like selling pharmaceuticals. 338 00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:32,120 - That's a noble profession. - Mm. 339 00:13:32,188 --> 00:13:33,455 You look good, man, real good. 340 00:13:33,523 --> 00:13:34,990 I got to tell you, 341 00:13:35,057 --> 00:13:37,025 I've been a fan, a big fan over the years. 342 00:13:37,093 --> 00:13:39,261 Well, listen, I appreciate you being such a big fan and all, 343 00:13:39,328 --> 00:13:41,096 but I'm not sure I'm worthy of it, 344 00:13:41,164 --> 00:13:42,731 especially after the career I've had. 345 00:13:42,799 --> 00:13:44,499 Are you kidding me? 346 00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:46,601 If it wasn't for your knees, 347 00:13:46,669 --> 00:13:48,670 you would've been a perennial all-star. 348 00:13:48,738 --> 00:13:51,606 I mean, you hit over.300 all four years in Baltimore. 349 00:13:51,674 --> 00:13:54,543 Your 36.2 percentage for throwing out base runners 350 00:13:54,610 --> 00:13:56,077 was one of the best of your era. 351 00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:57,379 You really are a fan, huh? 352 00:13:57,446 --> 00:13:59,514 I got to tell you, man, 353 00:13:59,582 --> 00:14:02,317 I would do anything to get back in the big leagues. 354 00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:04,452 I just fl like I got something left in the tank, you know? 355 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,154 You bet your butt you do. 356 00:14:06,222 --> 00:14:07,756 I'm gonna help you get back, Cal. 357 00:14:07,824 --> 00:14:09,424 Uh, you are not a real coach. 358 00:14:09,492 --> 00:14:11,726 You're not a real person. 359 00:14:11,794 --> 00:14:13,829 Man, you will be catching again in the bigs in no time. 360 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,831 Well, I appreciate your enthusiasm, Shawn, 361 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:19,000 but if it is gonna happen, it's not gonna be as a catcher. 362 00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:21,036 My knees can't take it anymore. 363 00:14:21,103 --> 00:14:23,371 What I got to do is I got to transition to first base, 364 00:14:23,439 --> 00:14:26,608 but I got that drunk moron ahead of me. 365 00:14:26,676 --> 00:14:29,845 Now batting, Izzy Jackson! 366 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,446 Wow. That's actually impressive. 367 00:14:31,514 --> 00:14:33,014 It's disgusting. 368 00:14:33,082 --> 00:14:35,083 Yeah, Mel wants me to whip him into shape, but I don't know. 369 00:14:35,151 --> 00:14:37,185 Care to dance? 370 00:14:38,788 --> 00:14:40,388 I would absolutely love to. 371 00:14:40,456 --> 00:14:43,892 Excuse me, gentlemen. 372 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,028 Could he be any more awesome? 373 00:14:47,096 --> 00:14:50,098 Shawn, how are we gonna prove that Izzy's taking greenies? 374 00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:52,634 I don't know, man. There's got to be a way to test this guy. 375 00:14:52,702 --> 00:14:54,402 Izzy, we got a game tomorrow. 376 00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:56,738 Mm. 377 00:14:56,806 --> 00:14:58,073 If you have another one of those, 378 00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,474 you're gonna end up whizzing yourself again. 379 00:15:01,077 --> 00:15:03,211 - Hey, drunk... - No. 380 00:15:03,279 --> 00:15:05,914 - Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. - No. No. No. No, Shawn. 381 00:15:05,982 --> 00:15:08,817 Ah, excuse me? 382 00:15:08,885 --> 00:15:11,887 Another round of drinks for my boy Izzy there 383 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,321 and some shots. 384 00:15:13,389 --> 00:15:15,690 Uh, keep it coming all night long. 385 00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:17,659 Big night for him. Thank you. 386 00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:21,997 Whizzy. 387 00:15:34,677 --> 00:15:36,511 Not again. 388 00:15:36,579 --> 00:15:38,647 Stealing the pants off a drunk guy 389 00:15:38,714 --> 00:15:40,482 for a urine sample— really, Shawn? 390 00:15:40,549 --> 00:15:41,917 Hey, hey, hey, look, for the record, 391 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,852 he removed them himself, okay? 392 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,354 I just hooked them with a stick and then ran off 393 00:15:46,422 --> 00:15:47,856 as he tried to set Gus on fire. 394 00:15:47,924 --> 00:15:49,758 - That guy parties hard. - Think quick, towel boy. 395 00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:51,026 Hey! 396 00:15:51,093 --> 00:15:53,295 I am your coach. I am not the towel boy. 397 00:15:53,362 --> 00:15:54,996 I have my own windbreaker. 398 00:15:55,064 --> 00:15:56,731 Yeah, well, it was a harebrained idea, 399 00:15:56,799 --> 00:15:58,233 but shockingly, it worked. 400 00:15:58,301 --> 00:16:02,103 The lab was able to run a test on the urine found on the jeans. 401 00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:04,339 Nice. And? 402 00:16:04,407 --> 00:16:07,542 Uh, the guy had a blood alcohol level of.29. 403 00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:08,843 He was loaded. 404 00:16:08,911 --> 00:16:11,646 Okay. Well, what about greenies? 405 00:16:11,714 --> 00:16:13,415 No, nothing. 406 00:16:15,985 --> 00:16:18,219 Where's Jackson? 407 00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:20,155 Sorry. Haven't seen him, Mel. 408 00:16:20,222 --> 00:16:22,657 Shawn, if Izzy wasn't taking the pills himself, 409 00:16:22,725 --> 00:16:25,327 maybe it's time to consider that he was trying to kill Grady. 410 00:16:25,394 --> 00:16:26,795 Damn prima donna. 411 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,530 - Eason? - Yeah. 412 00:16:28,597 --> 00:16:31,099 You're starting tonight— first base. 413 00:16:33,169 --> 00:16:34,469 All right. 414 00:16:34,537 --> 00:16:36,371 There's one more possibility. 415 00:16:36,439 --> 00:16:38,840 If Izzy tested positive for amphetamines, 416 00:16:38,908 --> 00:16:40,842 how long would he be suspended? 417 00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:43,912 Uh, first offense, 30 games. Why? 418 00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:48,216 What I need to do is transition to first base, 419 00:16:48,284 --> 00:16:51,152 but I got that drunk moron ahead of me. 420 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,988 I got to tell you, man, I would do anything 421 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,954 to get one more shot at the big leagues. 422 00:17:04,887 --> 00:17:07,535 Last night you said, "Let's steal these guys' pants, 423 00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:09,722 and the investigation will be over." 424 00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:11,558 Just for the record, usually when I say that, 425 00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,059 it turns out to be the case, okay? 426 00:17:13,127 --> 00:17:14,727 - I just need a little more time. - For what? 427 00:17:14,795 --> 00:17:16,462 To prove that the drugs that killed Grady 428 00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:18,464 were placed there by Cal. 429 00:17:18,532 --> 00:17:19,866 I know. 430 00:17:19,934 --> 00:17:21,401 He's trying to get Izzy suspended 431 00:17:21,468 --> 00:17:23,570 so they can take his playing time. 432 00:17:23,637 --> 00:17:25,805 Doesn't that suck? The man used to be my idol. 433 00:17:25,873 --> 00:17:27,040 You know what really sucks? 434 00:17:27,107 --> 00:17:28,575 Being a classically trained tap dancer 435 00:17:28,642 --> 00:17:30,376 that's being forced to dance the Macarena 436 00:17:30,444 --> 00:17:32,078 in front of a bunch of liquored-up townies 437 00:17:32,146 --> 00:17:33,713 while wearing a flea-infested seabird suit. 438 00:17:33,781 --> 00:17:35,348 Since when are you classically trained in anything? 439 00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:36,916 This I the last game that I'm doing, Shawn. 440 00:17:36,984 --> 00:17:38,484 And if these folks want the Macarena, 441 00:17:38,552 --> 00:17:41,721 they're fresh out of luck. 442 00:17:49,063 --> 00:17:50,630 Say it ain't so, Cal. 443 00:17:50,698 --> 00:17:52,932 What are you talking about? 444 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,401 Man, I believed in you. 445 00:17:55,469 --> 00:17:56,836 You believed in me? 446 00:17:56,904 --> 00:17:59,772 That's right, because I believe in a lot of things. 447 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,441 I believe in fresh tennis balls, 448 00:18:01,508 --> 00:18:03,009 the healing power of bunnies, 449 00:18:03,077 --> 00:18:04,577 and that the novels of Susan Sontag 450 00:18:04,645 --> 00:18:06,045 are something I'll never read. 451 00:18:06,113 --> 00:18:08,815 In fact, I don't even know who Susan Sontag is. 452 00:18:08,882 --> 00:18:10,249 What, is she, like, a painter? 453 00:18:10,317 --> 00:18:13,653 I believe in crystal light because I believe in me. 454 00:18:13,721 --> 00:18:15,388 I believe in the movies of Val Kilmer, 455 00:18:15,456 --> 00:18:16,756 though these days it ain't so easy. 456 00:18:16,824 --> 00:18:19,425 I believe in Darren Sproles, the word "dabble," 457 00:18:19,493 --> 00:18:21,227 the first season of Silk Stalkings, 458 00:18:21,295 --> 00:18:24,163 and big, warm, moist, gooey chocolate chip cookies 459 00:18:24,231 --> 00:18:26,299 that melt in your mouth and all over your face. 460 00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:27,667 Finally... 461 00:18:27,735 --> 00:18:30,370 I believe that you secretly tried to drug Izzy 462 00:18:30,437 --> 00:18:31,971 so that you could steal his playing time, 463 00:18:32,039 --> 00:18:33,239 you son of a bitch. 464 00:18:33,307 --> 00:18:34,641 Oh, my. 465 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:36,309 That was a stupid speech. 466 00:18:36,377 --> 00:18:38,011 Can you deny it? 467 00:18:39,446 --> 00:18:41,080 Let me tell you something, Shawn. 468 00:18:41,148 --> 00:18:42,749 First of all, Izzy doesn't need any help 469 00:18:42,816 --> 00:18:44,317 getting in trouble, okay? 470 00:18:44,385 --> 00:18:47,954 Secondly, if I was cheating, I wouldn't be stuck in "a" ball. 471 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,334 Wow. He really got a hold of that. 472 00:19:11,478 --> 00:19:14,380 Do the Macarena! What the hell is that? 473 00:19:14,448 --> 00:19:16,582 It's called real dancing. 474 00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:18,885 You suck! 475 00:19:20,254 --> 00:19:22,955 Ow! Something just bit me. 476 00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:26,259 Ow! 477 00:19:26,326 --> 00:19:27,694 Ow! 478 00:19:27,761 --> 00:19:29,062 Ow! Stop it! 479 00:19:29,129 --> 00:19:31,330 Stop it! 480 00:19:31,398 --> 00:19:33,700 Ow! Wait! 481 00:19:39,973 --> 00:19:42,809 Come on, let's have some good at bats out there! 482 00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:45,011 Good at bats out there! 483 00:19:48,115 --> 00:19:50,183 Hey, since when do you chew tobacco? 484 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,551 I don't. 485 00:19:51,618 --> 00:19:55,221 This is all pretzel, my friend... 486 00:19:55,289 --> 00:19:57,356 Snyder's of Hanover. 487 00:19:57,424 --> 00:19:59,926 - You want a pinch of this? - No, I'm good. 488 00:19:59,993 --> 00:20:02,628 Leading off for the Seabirds, number 35, 489 00:20:02,696 --> 00:20:04,997 Justin Henze! 490 00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:06,766 You have any updates for me? 491 00:20:09,603 --> 00:20:12,405 Let's just say I'm zeroing in on a suspect. 492 00:20:12,473 --> 00:20:14,640 Yeah, good, 'cause I don't know how much longer 493 00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:15,975 I can keep up this charade. 494 00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:17,677 All season. 495 00:20:17,745 --> 00:20:20,046 Hey, turn your back. 496 00:20:20,114 --> 00:20:22,482 G.M. of the whole organization's coming. 497 00:20:22,549 --> 00:20:23,683 Hey. 498 00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:26,519 Mel, I'd like a word. 499 00:20:26,587 --> 00:20:27,720 Ah. 500 00:20:27,788 --> 00:20:29,122 Why isn't Izzy Jackson playing? 501 00:20:29,189 --> 00:20:31,591 Manager's decision. 502 00:20:31,658 --> 00:20:34,160 I mean, the guy shows up two hours late to the park. 503 00:20:34,228 --> 00:20:35,561 It's not the first time. 504 00:20:35,629 --> 00:20:37,697 He has a major attitude problem. 505 00:20:37,765 --> 00:20:39,398 I don't care. 506 00:20:39,466 --> 00:20:42,635 I have scouts here, so I want him playing. 507 00:20:42,703 --> 00:20:45,037 - Is that clear? - Yeah. 508 00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:53,546 Jackson. 509 00:20:53,614 --> 00:20:55,681 - You're batting for Henze. - Batting for Henze! 510 00:20:57,117 --> 00:20:58,451 And, Cal, you're moving back to catcher. 511 00:20:58,519 --> 00:21:00,720 Back behind the dish, Cal! 512 00:21:00,788 --> 00:21:02,622 Sorry. 513 00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:06,459 Oh, man, that guy gets on my nerves. 514 00:21:06,527 --> 00:21:08,461 I've had it with him. 515 00:21:08,529 --> 00:21:10,630 Now batting for Henze, number 42, 516 00:21:10,697 --> 00:21:12,465 Izzy Jackson! 517 00:21:24,645 --> 00:21:27,180 - Next pitch is a curveball. - I doubt it. 518 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,117 Strike! 519 00:21:31,185 --> 00:21:33,319 - How'd you know? - Mel... 520 00:21:33,387 --> 00:21:34,453 I have the gift. 521 00:21:34,521 --> 00:21:36,389 How about the next pitch? 522 00:21:41,695 --> 00:21:44,063 Uh, it's a slider. 523 00:21:44,131 --> 00:21:46,032 Izzy! 524 00:21:50,938 --> 00:21:52,371 Jackson, who's been hot lately, 525 00:21:52,439 --> 00:21:54,240 has not had good luck against Holander. 526 00:21:59,746 --> 00:22:01,581 Here's a long drive! 527 00:22:01,648 --> 00:22:04,050 Oh, that's gonna carry. 528 00:22:04,117 --> 00:22:05,718 Gone! It's a home run! 529 00:22:19,867 --> 00:22:21,868 Thanks, towel boy. 530 00:22:24,338 --> 00:22:27,073 Nice! Stay in the game! 531 00:22:35,582 --> 00:22:37,516 All right, who wants a T-shirt? 532 00:22:37,584 --> 00:22:38,684 All right, you? This guy? 533 00:22:38,752 --> 00:22:41,954 Who wants one, huh? Anybody, hmm? 534 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,961 Hey, Seabird! You can't dance for crap! 535 00:22:52,332 --> 00:22:53,699 Gus, Gus. 536 00:22:53,767 --> 00:22:55,668 Dude... 537 00:22:55,736 --> 00:22:57,603 I think I know who did it for real now. 538 00:22:57,671 --> 00:22:58,704 Good. Then can you bust him 539 00:22:58,772 --> 00:23:00,006 so we can get the hell out of here? 540 00:23:00,073 --> 00:23:02,241 First, I need to make an apology. 541 00:23:02,309 --> 00:23:04,243 - To who? - Hey, ump, I need a time! 542 00:23:04,311 --> 00:23:05,711 Time-out. 543 00:23:05,779 --> 00:23:09,582 Hey! Hey, you can't do that! 544 00:23:09,650 --> 00:23:11,117 Oh, this can't be good. 545 00:23:11,184 --> 00:23:12,485 This is something you rarely see. 546 00:23:12,552 --> 00:23:15,288 The pitcher is getting a visit from the hitting coach. 547 00:23:15,355 --> 00:23:17,189 What the hell are you doing? 548 00:23:17,257 --> 00:23:20,860 Cal, damn it, man, I'm so sorry. 549 00:23:20,928 --> 00:23:24,797 I was wrong to accuse you of trying to sabotage Izzy. 550 00:23:24,865 --> 00:23:26,399 The whole time it's been Ricky. 551 00:23:26,466 --> 00:23:28,768 Yeah, he's— he's trying to get Izzy back 552 00:23:28,835 --> 00:23:30,236 for sleeping with his wife. 553 00:23:30,304 --> 00:23:31,671 Ricky isn't married. 554 00:23:31,738 --> 00:23:33,205 - You sure about that? - Mm-hmm. 555 00:23:33,273 --> 00:23:35,174 He was awfully lovey-dovey at the bar the other night 556 00:23:35,242 --> 00:23:39,578 with that smokin'-hot, filthy, slutty blonde in the red. 557 00:23:39,646 --> 00:23:41,414 Hey, that's my wife. 558 00:23:41,481 --> 00:23:42,648 Yeah. 559 00:23:42,716 --> 00:23:44,116 Look, Rodriguez, I need you to focus 560 00:23:44,184 --> 00:23:45,584 on pitching strikes out here, okay? 561 00:23:45,652 --> 00:23:47,153 What's going on? 562 00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:48,654 Ricky's sleeping with my wife. 563 00:23:48,722 --> 00:23:50,730 And Izzy, too... Possibly. 564 00:23:50,850 --> 00:23:52,325 That's—that's an issue for another time. 565 00:23:52,392 --> 00:23:53,960 She told me she was going to the movies 566 00:23:54,027 --> 00:23:55,494 with your wife the other night. 567 00:23:55,562 --> 00:23:57,163 Well, that's what Lilly told me. 568 00:23:57,230 --> 00:23:58,631 So, if she wasn't at the movies either, 569 00:23:58,699 --> 00:24:00,433 where was she? 570 00:24:07,474 --> 00:24:08,975 You guys really get around. 571 00:24:09,042 --> 00:24:11,177 Oh, man. 572 00:24:11,244 --> 00:24:13,579 This has got to be the weirdest mound meeting 573 00:24:13,647 --> 00:24:15,114 I have ever seen. 574 00:24:15,182 --> 00:24:16,349 Good talk. 575 00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:18,084 Come on, Rodriguez. Come on. 576 00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:21,620 - Uh, yes? - We're all good, Mel. 577 00:24:21,688 --> 00:24:23,289 Looks like we're ready to get back to the action here, 578 00:24:23,357 --> 00:24:25,758 with the Seabirds up 2-0 579 00:24:25,826 --> 00:24:27,927 in the top of the sixth. 580 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:36,702 And he throws the ball at Izzy Jackson. 581 00:24:43,577 --> 00:24:46,178 Hey! Come back here! 582 00:24:46,246 --> 00:24:48,981 Well, folks, in all my years, this is a first— 583 00:24:49,049 --> 00:24:51,784 a bench-clearing brawl consisting of one team. 584 00:24:54,788 --> 00:24:56,188 Gus, wha— 585 00:24:56,256 --> 00:24:59,392 Everybody calm down. There's no reason to fight. 586 00:25:01,194 --> 00:25:02,962 You think this is Shawn's doing? 587 00:25:03,030 --> 00:25:04,063 No doubt. 588 00:25:04,131 --> 00:25:05,698 Break it up, fellas. Break it up. 589 00:25:05,766 --> 00:25:08,267 I'm too old for this crap. 590 00:25:08,335 --> 00:25:10,836 Oh, no, you didn't. 591 00:25:16,476 --> 00:25:17,777 - Oh! Oh, oh! - Ow! 592 00:25:22,549 --> 00:25:24,817 I guess now's not the best time 593 00:25:24,885 --> 00:25:26,652 to talk about me pinch-hitting. 594 00:25:28,522 --> 00:25:30,189 That, men... 595 00:25:30,257 --> 00:25:33,359 - Was a total disgrace. - Total disgrace. 596 00:25:33,427 --> 00:25:35,194 Only a bunch of damn idiots 597 00:25:35,262 --> 00:25:37,163 fight on the field with their own men! 598 00:25:37,230 --> 00:25:40,099 - Bunch of damn idiots. - Will you stop that? 599 00:25:40,167 --> 00:25:41,534 Sorry. 600 00:25:41,601 --> 00:25:44,003 There's going to be some major changes around here! 601 00:25:44,071 --> 00:25:45,471 Do you hear me? 602 00:25:45,539 --> 00:25:47,206 Izzy, where do you think you're going? 603 00:25:47,274 --> 00:25:48,274 I'm out. 604 00:25:48,341 --> 00:25:49,809 It's Friday night. 605 00:25:49,876 --> 00:25:51,811 Hey, I had enough— get back over there. 606 00:25:51,878 --> 00:25:55,014 Damn it, I said get back here. 607 00:25:55,082 --> 00:25:58,617 All right, guys, listen, about the changes Mel referred to, 608 00:25:58,685 --> 00:26:01,287 I will be hitting third tomorrow on— 609 00:26:01,321 --> 00:26:02,888 Where is he? Where is he? 610 00:26:02,956 --> 00:26:05,925 Yeah, this ain't over Cahoon. 611 00:26:05,992 --> 00:26:07,726 Come on. 612 00:26:07,794 --> 00:26:10,296 - You want some of this? - Oh, yeah, I want some of that. 613 00:26:10,363 --> 00:26:12,598 You're gonna get it now. 614 00:26:12,666 --> 00:26:14,900 - Where's Mel? - He just went after Izzy. 615 00:26:14,968 --> 00:26:16,435 Thanks. 616 00:26:16,503 --> 00:26:18,370 By the way, I don't know who you are, but you're fired. 617 00:26:18,438 --> 00:26:19,638 I'm your new hitting coach. 618 00:26:19,706 --> 00:26:22,675 No, this is the new hitting coach. 619 00:26:22,742 --> 00:26:24,376 That's Wade Boggs. 620 00:26:24,444 --> 00:26:25,978 Oh, my God. 621 00:26:26,046 --> 00:26:28,781 Gus! Gus, stop it! 622 00:26:28,849 --> 00:26:30,282 Wade Boggs is here. 623 00:26:30,350 --> 00:26:32,585 Do you have any idea what this man has accomplished? 624 00:26:32,652 --> 00:26:37,323 For 17 seasons, he ate chicken before every single game. 625 00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:39,758 I also won five batting titles 626 00:26:39,826 --> 00:26:42,461 and was a 12-time all-star. 627 00:26:42,529 --> 00:26:44,263 Grilled or crispy? 628 00:26:44,331 --> 00:26:45,631 Very funny. 629 00:26:45,699 --> 00:26:47,566 No, no, no. Gus never kids around about food. 630 00:26:47,634 --> 00:26:49,568 - Nope. - Mostly crispy. 631 00:26:49,636 --> 00:26:51,103 - Wow. That's impressive. - See what I'm saying? 632 00:26:51,171 --> 00:26:52,138 Wow. 633 00:26:52,205 --> 00:26:53,739 Can we go already? 634 00:26:53,807 --> 00:26:56,275 Yeah, just as soon as we apologize to Mel. 635 00:26:56,343 --> 00:26:57,743 You mean after you apologize. 636 00:26:57,811 --> 00:27:00,412 Check it out— I stole Wade Boggs' belt. 637 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,649 - Why? - Because he's Wade Boggs. 638 00:27:03,717 --> 00:27:06,352 Oh, no. 639 00:27:11,925 --> 00:27:14,226 Poor Izzy. 640 00:27:20,505 --> 00:27:21,828 You guys really believe 641 00:27:21,948 --> 00:27:23,632 that I hit Izzy Jackson over the head 642 00:27:23,752 --> 00:27:25,275 with a baseball bat and killed him? 643 00:27:25,343 --> 00:27:28,479 Well, we've got ten of your players that have gone on record 644 00:27:28,546 --> 00:27:29,980 saying you had it out for the guy. 645 00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:31,782 And you were seen running after him 646 00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,117 minutes before his death. 647 00:27:33,184 --> 00:27:34,985 I wanted to give him a piece of my mind. 648 00:27:35,053 --> 00:27:35,953 I'll admit that. 649 00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:38,222 But I never found him. 650 00:27:38,289 --> 00:27:41,325 Hey, you guys got to believe me. 651 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:42,893 We don't. 652 00:27:51,569 --> 00:27:53,370 I believe him. 653 00:27:53,438 --> 00:27:55,939 I mean, why would he hire us to investigate his players 654 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,775 and then kill one the next day? 655 00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,510 - Throw us off the trail. - I agree. 656 00:27:59,577 --> 00:28:00,844 You'd say anything 657 00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:02,279 to keep from wearing that Seabird suit again. 658 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,448 - I cannot deny that. - It does make sense, Shawn. 659 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,450 He wants Izzy off the team. What does he do? 660 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,786 He tries to get him to test positive for drugs. 661 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:10,788 That doesn't work, so he snaps and kills him. 662 00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:12,589 Come on, you know how many jerks 663 00:28:12,657 --> 00:28:14,491 Mel's coached over the last 30 years? 664 00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:16,660 He didn't kill any of them. This is a reach. 665 00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:18,862 Really? Then why did we find a bag full of amphetamines 666 00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:20,230 in his apartment this morning? 667 00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:21,231 Greenies. 668 00:28:21,299 --> 00:28:23,133 I'm sorry, Shawn. 669 00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:32,910 I can't believe it. 670 00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:38,449 Hey, dad. 671 00:28:38,516 --> 00:28:39,717 Does Mel bat lefty or righty? 672 00:28:39,784 --> 00:28:41,151 Uh, righty. Why? 673 00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:43,687 Yes. Izzy was hit from behind on the left. 674 00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:45,055 Now, you tell me how a right-handed hitter 675 00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:46,356 could have done that. 676 00:28:46,424 --> 00:28:48,392 Easily. Swinging backhanded. 677 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:49,893 Are you kidding me right now? 678 00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:52,563 But... it's like you want Mel to be guilty. 679 00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:53,664 Come on, let's go talk to Woody. 680 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:54,798 Mel needs your help right now. 681 00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:56,100 Oh, sure, he needs my help now. 682 00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:57,668 Why didn't he call me in the first place? 683 00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,504 Oh, my God, this is about him hiring me instead of you. 684 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,673 I have been a season ticket holder for 20 years, Shawn. 685 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,942 Oh, he'll call me up when he needs a speeding ticket fixed. 686 00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:07,544 But call me for real investigative work? Nah! 687 00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:09,780 Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? 688 00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:13,183 Yes, I do... Now that I've said it out loud. 689 00:29:14,886 --> 00:29:16,520 So I've put together a demonstration for you guys, 690 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,255 but I'm going to need a volunteer first. 691 00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:19,923 I have to warn you, it involves me 692 00:29:19,991 --> 00:29:23,527 whacking you in the head with this baseball bat. 693 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,896 No takers. Well... 694 00:29:25,964 --> 00:29:28,298 Thank God I packed a watermelon for lunch. 695 00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:29,700 Ooh. 696 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,336 Woody, how is watching you hit a watermelon 697 00:29:32,403 --> 00:29:33,504 gonna help us with the case? 698 00:29:33,571 --> 00:29:34,838 Well, Gus, first of all, 699 00:29:34,906 --> 00:29:36,507 watermelon is high in vitamin "C," 700 00:29:36,574 --> 00:29:38,408 - which is good for the brain. - That's true. 701 00:29:38,476 --> 00:29:40,677 And secondly, it will support Shawn's claim 702 00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:42,613 that Mel didn't kill this young man. 703 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,015 As you can see— excuse me, Gus— 704 00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:50,420 the fracture on Izzy's skull is nearly four inches, 705 00:29:50,488 --> 00:29:52,156 which means that somebody clubbed him hard. 706 00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:56,460 Harder than a 60-year-old man swinging backhanded 707 00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:57,795 would be capable of. 708 00:29:57,862 --> 00:29:59,730 Correct. And that will be clear 709 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,166 once I do exactly that to one of your heads. 710 00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:03,934 I mean this melon. 711 00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:07,337 And keep in mind, I am well south of 60, 712 00:30:07,405 --> 00:30:09,306 and I'm no slouch at the plate myself. 713 00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:10,908 I was all-coroners league for three seasons. 714 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:13,110 Played the hot coroner. 715 00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:15,112 I also embalmed Sparky Anderson. 716 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:16,580 - One of my thrills. - Woody! 717 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:17,815 Could we just get on with it? 718 00:30:17,882 --> 00:30:20,984 Of course. Okay... Batter up! 719 00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:22,920 Here we go. 720 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:27,324 Yeah, I'm gonna state the obvious here. 721 00:30:27,392 --> 00:30:28,859 This is a complete waste of time. 722 00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:31,161 I agree. Mel did it, plain and simple. 723 00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:32,996 He's the only one with the motivation to kill him. 724 00:30:33,064 --> 00:30:34,131 You can do this, Woody. 725 00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:35,866 Here we go. 726 00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:39,603 Nailed it! 727 00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:52,015 First of all, Izzy doesn't need any help 728 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:54,852 getting into trouble. 729 00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:57,855 We, as an organization, are devastated 730 00:30:57,922 --> 00:30:59,523 over the death of Izzy Jackson. 731 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:02,626 Our hearts go out to him and his family. 732 00:31:04,429 --> 00:31:06,230 Excuse me, Mr. Spencer. 733 00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:09,066 I've been given instructions not to let you on the premises. 734 00:31:09,133 --> 00:31:12,236 Cheryl, I only need a minute to get the rest of my things. 735 00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:14,104 You got one minute. 736 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:17,374 You're a good woman. 737 00:31:17,442 --> 00:31:20,711 What things? What the hell are we doing here? 738 00:31:20,778 --> 00:31:22,646 Listen, the bat that killed Izzy 739 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,348 was 35 inches. 740 00:31:24,415 --> 00:31:27,184 The only player on the team that uses that size was Cal. 741 00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:29,253 - So you think he killed him? - No, of course not. 742 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,688 I'm sure he has a logical explanation for all of this. 743 00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:36,326 Hey, where's Cal? 744 00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:38,161 Gone. 745 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:39,630 His locker was cleared out when I got in. 746 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,706 Where you headed, Cal? 747 00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:53,343 Where do you think I'm headed, Shawn? 748 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:55,779 Oh, I don't know... Canada, maybe? 749 00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:57,781 Some other lawless country 750 00:31:57,849 --> 00:31:59,716 where the authorities won't be able to catch up to you? 751 00:31:59,784 --> 00:32:01,318 So I see I've gone from being your idol 752 00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:02,653 back to cold-blooded killer, huh? 753 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,988 Just like OJ and Jamie Farr. 754 00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:06,924 Jamie Farr never killed anyone, Shawn. 755 00:32:06,991 --> 00:32:08,458 You're so naive. 756 00:32:08,526 --> 00:32:12,429 All right, this is where I'm headed. 757 00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:16,300 Oakland. 758 00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:18,035 Mm-hmm. 759 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:19,703 Oakland Oakland? 760 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,204 They called me this morning. 761 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:23,373 You're going back to the show? 762 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:25,442 - Oh! - And we're back. 763 00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:28,412 Cal! Wait a minute. 764 00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:29,980 Why weren't you in the locker room 765 00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:31,248 when Izzy was killed? 766 00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:33,417 I was having my knees iced by the trainer. 767 00:32:33,484 --> 00:32:35,319 And yes, he can confirm that. 768 00:32:35,386 --> 00:32:38,021 I will never doubt you again. Damn it, Cal! 769 00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:40,757 - Oh, I wish that was true. - Unh! 770 00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:42,259 - Yeah. - Ahh. 771 00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:44,594 I'm so proud of you, man. 772 00:32:44,662 --> 00:32:46,697 I'm so proud of you for playing your way back. 773 00:32:46,764 --> 00:32:49,132 Yeah, well, it has nothing to do 774 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,434 with the way I play, Shawn. 775 00:32:50,501 --> 00:32:52,402 I was the cheapest option. 776 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:55,572 Nowadays... 777 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,874 It's all about the money, Shawn. 778 00:32:57,942 --> 00:33:01,144 You take care. 779 00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:08,085 - Psych. - Hey, buddy. 780 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:09,553 Shawn, where are you? 781 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:11,154 And why do you sound muffled? 782 00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:13,190 Uh, must be coming down with something, buddy. 783 00:33:13,257 --> 00:33:14,458 I'll call you later. 784 00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:16,460 Wait, Shawn— 785 00:33:16,527 --> 00:33:18,562 What's happenin', baby? 786 00:33:18,629 --> 00:33:19,796 Afternoon, Mr. Guster. 787 00:33:19,864 --> 00:33:22,666 Did you hear about Pluto? 788 00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:00,237 That's it. 789 00:34:05,176 --> 00:34:07,277 Unh! 790 00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:09,546 Damn it! 791 00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:23,827 There's been a break-in in the main office. 792 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:28,598 Hey, come back here. Stop! 793 00:34:39,777 --> 00:34:41,044 Look out! 794 00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:45,248 Here comes the pain! 795 00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:50,487 Ouch! 796 00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:58,929 Shawn, where are you, and where is my car? 797 00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:00,630 I'll explain it all when I see you. 798 00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:02,099 I'm only a couple minutes away. 799 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:03,400 What are you doing? 800 00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:04,734 Driving around for a bit 801 00:35:04,802 --> 00:35:06,636 to make sure no one was following me. 802 00:35:06,704 --> 00:35:08,905 Your left blinker's out, by the way. 803 00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:14,744 Get this, I have some good news and some bad news 804 00:35:14,812 --> 00:35:15,946 and some good news. 805 00:35:16,013 --> 00:35:18,148 Here's the good. I know who killed Izzy. 806 00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:19,416 What was the bad? 807 00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:20,784 The killer may know I'm onto him. 808 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,620 And what was the other good? 809 00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:25,889 He may think that me is actually you. 810 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,258 How is that good news? 811 00:35:28,326 --> 00:35:30,457 I meant good for me. 812 00:35:30,577 --> 00:35:31,735 Hello? 813 00:35:31,855 --> 00:35:34,418 Gus? You still there or what? 814 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:40,606 Uh, I know you think that I know stuff, 815 00:35:40,726 --> 00:35:43,249 but I can assure you that I don't. 816 00:35:43,369 --> 00:35:46,671 In fact, if you promise not to shoot, 817 00:35:46,739 --> 00:35:49,341 I can take you to the guy who really knows stuff, 818 00:35:49,408 --> 00:35:50,642 and then you can shoot him. 819 00:35:50,710 --> 00:35:53,745 In fact, I may even help you. 820 00:35:53,813 --> 00:35:55,814 Come with me. 821 00:35:55,881 --> 00:35:58,316 Come on, man! I don't know anything about this! 822 00:35:58,384 --> 00:36:02,687 I'd be happy to bring you up to speed. 823 00:36:02,755 --> 00:36:05,090 You were right, Gus, this suit does have fleas. 824 00:36:05,157 --> 00:36:06,825 It's very unpleasant. 825 00:36:06,892 --> 00:36:08,293 You were the one who broke into our offices. 826 00:36:08,361 --> 00:36:09,694 Indeed I was. 827 00:36:09,762 --> 00:36:11,029 And while I was there I did 828 00:36:11,097 --> 00:36:13,298 some pretty interesting reading. 829 00:36:13,366 --> 00:36:14,866 Gus, did you know that Neil here 830 00:36:14,934 --> 00:36:17,535 is the youngest GM in team history? 831 00:36:17,603 --> 00:36:19,504 And that his first big move was signing Izzy Jackson 832 00:36:19,572 --> 00:36:21,406 to one of the richest rookie contracts ever, 833 00:36:21,474 --> 00:36:23,975 to the tune of $12 million? 834 00:36:24,043 --> 00:36:25,944 - Wow. - Yeah, it was pretty bold. 835 00:36:26,012 --> 00:36:27,812 I believe in taking risks. 836 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,781 Yeah, you do, but this one hasn't quite worked out 837 00:36:29,849 --> 00:36:31,216 for you, has it, Neil? 838 00:36:31,284 --> 00:36:34,052 You see, Izzy's immature, and worst of all... 839 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:38,156 He can't hit a curveball. 840 00:36:38,224 --> 00:36:39,958 Which is a problem that simply doesn't go away. 841 00:36:40,026 --> 00:36:42,994 Now, luckily, most of the money was to be paid out 842 00:36:43,062 --> 00:36:45,096 after Izzy is promoted to the big leagues. 843 00:36:45,164 --> 00:36:47,232 Certainly you weren't stupid enough 844 00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:50,468 to guarantee that promotion after 60 games. 845 00:36:50,536 --> 00:36:53,038 No, wait, you were. 846 00:36:53,105 --> 00:36:55,307 If I didn't offer him that, another team would have. 847 00:36:55,374 --> 00:36:57,208 Yeah, if the team shelled out 848 00:36:57,276 --> 00:36:59,377 10 million more dollars to that stiff, 849 00:36:59,445 --> 00:37:01,179 you knew your career would be toast. 850 00:37:01,247 --> 00:37:02,447 What did you do? 851 00:37:02,515 --> 00:37:04,215 Well, first you tried to rig it 852 00:37:04,283 --> 00:37:06,551 so Izzy would fail a drug test, and that didn't work. 853 00:37:06,619 --> 00:37:09,287 Then you tried to trade him to anybody. 854 00:37:09,355 --> 00:37:12,657 Even the Pirates weren't interested. 855 00:37:12,725 --> 00:37:14,693 I guess just injuring him would have been what, 856 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,329 too Tonya Harding-ish for you? 857 00:37:17,396 --> 00:37:19,097 So you took the ultimate step. 858 00:37:19,165 --> 00:37:21,666 - You killed him! - Really? 859 00:37:21,734 --> 00:37:23,668 I deserved to say that, Gus. 860 00:37:23,736 --> 00:37:25,537 Do you know all the pipe I laid to get that? 861 00:37:25,604 --> 00:37:26,871 And you were gonna pin it all on the guy 862 00:37:26,939 --> 00:37:28,840 who managed the team for 30 years. 863 00:37:28,908 --> 00:37:30,742 I dreamt of being a GM my entire life, 864 00:37:30,810 --> 00:37:33,545 and I wasn't gonna let Izzy Jackson ruin it. 865 00:37:33,612 --> 00:37:36,448 Move. 866 00:37:43,322 --> 00:37:45,390 Come on, Neil, you'll never get away with this, man. 867 00:37:45,458 --> 00:37:46,825 You're not a killer. 868 00:37:46,892 --> 00:37:48,293 You were already spotted breaking into my office. 869 00:37:48,361 --> 00:37:50,061 I'll explain that I acted in self-defense. 870 00:37:50,129 --> 00:37:51,563 Nobody's gonna buy that. 871 00:37:51,630 --> 00:37:54,065 My alibi should be the least of your concerns right now. 872 00:37:54,133 --> 00:37:57,035 Drop it, Neil! 873 00:37:57,103 --> 00:37:59,270 You're not gonna shoot me. 874 00:37:59,338 --> 00:38:00,805 Why aren't you in Oakland, Eason? 875 00:38:00,873 --> 00:38:01,973 I was gearing up for the game, 876 00:38:02,041 --> 00:38:04,609 and something just kept eating at me. 877 00:38:04,677 --> 00:38:07,212 Mel couldn't have hit Izzy because he bats right-handed. 878 00:38:07,279 --> 00:38:10,115 I came back on a hunch. Turns out I was right. 879 00:38:10,182 --> 00:38:11,616 And all you brought was a baseball bat? 880 00:38:11,684 --> 00:38:13,084 I said it was a hunch. Gimme a break, huh? 881 00:38:13,152 --> 00:38:15,286 Come on, Neil, you're not a killer. 882 00:38:15,354 --> 00:38:16,287 Yeah, we already tried that. 883 00:38:16,355 --> 00:38:18,156 We're about to die, Shawn! 884 00:38:18,224 --> 00:38:21,226 Oh, no, we're not. Wade Boggs is here. 885 00:38:21,293 --> 00:38:23,661 What the hell? Whoa, whoa, whoa. 886 00:38:23,729 --> 00:38:25,096 Get out of here, Wade. 887 00:38:25,164 --> 00:38:27,866 Hey, you're the guy that stole my belt! 888 00:38:27,933 --> 00:38:30,368 Yes, sir, I am. 889 00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:35,940 I can't shoot Wade Boggs. 890 00:38:39,612 --> 00:38:41,045 Chicken. 891 00:38:42,748 --> 00:38:44,616 Ooh! 892 00:38:44,683 --> 00:38:46,084 Nice, dad! 893 00:38:46,152 --> 00:38:50,221 Wade Boggs! I'm a giant fan. 894 00:38:50,289 --> 00:38:52,190 I am never coming back here. 895 00:38:52,258 --> 00:38:55,627 Hey—hey, Wade... 896 00:38:55,694 --> 00:38:57,462 When's Steve Garvey getting in the Hall of Fame? 897 00:38:57,530 --> 00:38:58,933 Fair question. That's fair. 898 00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,891 Now, remember, extend those arms, Shawn. 899 00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:08,812 Keep that back elbow up. 900 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,213 The elbow's fine. 901 00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:11,581 No, it isn't. Keep it up. 902 00:39:11,649 --> 00:39:12,682 You know what dad, I think I'm go 903 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:13,984 with Wade Boggs on this one. 904 00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:15,619 Why? He's been retired for 20 years. 905 00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:17,687 No offense. 906 00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:22,325 All right, Shawn, what's this all about? 907 00:39:22,393 --> 00:39:24,728 Mel. Great. Look... 908 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,363 I'm going to prove to you once and for all 909 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,565 that I have the skills necessary 910 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:30,801 for at least one minor league at-bat. 911 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:34,171 You disagree, all you gotta do is tell me I'm not good enough, 912 00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:36,206 and I promise I'll never bother you again. 913 00:39:36,274 --> 00:39:38,275 Sounds like a deal. 914 00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:41,611 "Sounds like a deal," he said. You heard it. 915 00:39:41,679 --> 00:39:45,148 All right, Rodriguez, you bring me that soft stuff. 916 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:46,983 Bring it to me like soft bread. 917 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:48,351 Keep your head down, Shawn. 918 00:39:48,419 --> 00:39:50,487 Elbow up. 919 00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:21,618 Okay, I— 920 00:40:21,686 --> 00:40:23,386 I didn't quite get all of that. 921 00:40:23,454 --> 00:40:24,788 You're not good enough. 922 00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:27,224 Let's go, Wade. We got a game to plan for. 923 00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:30,927 Oh, come on, Mel! Give me one more shot. 924 00:40:30,995 --> 00:40:33,263 If it wasn't for me, you'd be managing in the prison leagues. 925 00:40:33,331 --> 00:40:36,233 I appreciate all your help. 926 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:39,336 So is it true you once drank 64 beers 927 00:40:39,403 --> 00:40:41,671 on a team flight to the west coast? 928 00:40:41,739 --> 00:40:43,573 That's something I'm not proud of, Mel. 929 00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:45,942 Besides, that number gets distorted 930 00:40:46,010 --> 00:40:47,210 each and every year. 931 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,646 - So... - 73. 932 00:40:52,316 --> 00:40:54,584 Let your old man have a couple of cuts. 933 00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:57,821 Man... 934 00:40:57,889 --> 00:41:00,056 You got an underhand setting on that thing, Rodriguez? 935 00:41:01,692 --> 00:41:03,593 Hey, how'd you know it was Neil, by the way? 936 00:41:03,661 --> 00:41:05,729 I didn't. I got to the ballpark early for the game, 937 00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:07,364 saw a guy pointing a gun at you. 938 00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:11,201 I'm so tired of the happening. 939 00:41:11,269 --> 00:41:13,737 Why don't you try and swing 940 00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:15,405 without your gut looking so large? 941 00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:24,314 You know, I must say... 942 00:41:24,382 --> 00:41:26,483 I've enjoyed working this case with you. 943 00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:29,252 Yeah. I guess it, uh... 944 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,620 brought us together and whatnot. 945 00:41:30,688 --> 00:41:32,188 Yeah. 946 00:41:32,256 --> 00:41:34,991 Yeah, baseball's good that way. 947 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,729 Hey, what's my wife doing? 948 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,635 Wow. 949 00:41:45,703 --> 00:41:48,120 It's time that dude got a new lady. 950 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,784 Yeah. 951 00:41:50,171 --> 00:41:52,691 Cause I believe in a lot of things. 952 00:41:53,142 --> 00:41:54,829 Like every type of corn bread. 953 00:41:55,051 --> 00:41:56,657 I'm a bone fide star... 954 00:41:56,777 --> 00:42:00,436 in the municipal south coast repertory... What? 955 00:42:00,797 --> 00:42:01,787 What? 956 00:42:01,907 --> 00:42:04,904 Name and case after dark breakfast fruits. 957 00:42:05,151 --> 00:42:07,319 There's a picture of him and Tito Jackson. 958 00:42:07,571 --> 00:42:09,973 That's Rod somebody. I don't know his name. 959 00:42:10,093 --> 00:42:10,893 Cool, thank you. 960 00:42:11,253 --> 00:42:20,180 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com