1 00:00:07,413 --> 00:00:09,531 Come on, Niño. 2 00:00:09,651 --> 00:00:11,684 Show us the goods. 3 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:14,554 Listen up, the minute Niño reveals the stash, we move. 4 00:00:16,295 --> 00:00:18,073 - Who is it? - Somebody's at the door. 5 00:00:18,193 --> 00:00:20,233 Room service. Good afternoon. 6 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,053 I have the monthly suppliers. 7 00:00:22,173 --> 00:00:24,378 - You gotta be kidding me. - Get the hell out of here. 8 00:00:24,626 --> 00:00:26,741 This couldn't get any more ridiculous. 9 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:29,247 It's not my fault. It's God's. 10 00:00:29,318 --> 00:00:31,586 I was wrong. Oh, jeez. 11 00:00:31,653 --> 00:00:33,554 Oh, no. 12 00:00:33,622 --> 00:00:35,957 - I'm just doing my job, sir. - Aha. 13 00:00:36,024 --> 00:00:37,658 Oh. 14 00:00:37,726 --> 00:00:39,260 We should get in there. 15 00:00:39,328 --> 00:00:42,396 Eh, just hold on there. Keep... keep going. 16 00:00:42,464 --> 00:00:43,564 We were not under the impression 17 00:00:43,632 --> 00:00:44,832 that you would be armed. 18 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:46,167 You're selling these prescription drugs 19 00:00:46,234 --> 00:00:47,535 - right out of this hotel room? - Yeah, sure. 20 00:00:47,603 --> 00:00:48,836 Did you get that? 21 00:00:48,904 --> 00:00:50,404 Let's move. 22 00:00:50,472 --> 00:00:52,440 When I'm not on the street, wiping out... Ugh! 23 00:00:52,507 --> 00:00:54,942 Crap. 24 00:00:55,010 --> 00:00:58,646 Don't move! Don't you frickin' move! 25 00:00:58,714 --> 00:01:00,381 Lassie. 26 00:01:00,449 --> 00:01:02,249 We totally caught the bad guys. 27 00:01:04,386 --> 00:01:05,886 Agh. What were you thinking? 28 00:01:05,954 --> 00:01:07,622 - You crashed our stakeout. - You're welcome. 29 00:01:12,361 --> 00:01:14,729 You think the chief called us in to congratulate us 30 00:01:14,796 --> 00:01:16,764 - on our bust yesterday? - Most definitely. 31 00:01:16,832 --> 00:01:18,833 I'm also assuming that there will be an award involved. 32 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:20,134 A "busty"? 33 00:01:20,202 --> 00:01:21,669 I was thinking lifetime achievement. 34 00:01:21,737 --> 00:01:23,704 "Busties" usually go to strippers or sculptors. 35 00:01:23,772 --> 00:01:25,272 - Lionel Richie has one. - Oh. 36 00:01:25,340 --> 00:01:26,907 All right, everybody, listen up, 37 00:01:26,975 --> 00:01:28,876 this morning another check-cashing establishment 38 00:01:28,944 --> 00:01:31,178 was robbed at gunpoint. 39 00:01:31,246 --> 00:01:33,414 It, like the others, is owned by Devry Longsdale. 40 00:01:33,482 --> 00:01:35,883 Longsdale is a two-bit gangster 41 00:01:35,951 --> 00:01:38,452 who runs one of the sleaziest operations in town. 42 00:01:42,124 --> 00:01:45,393 It is important that we separate our feelings about Longsdale 43 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:47,161 from the fact that whoever's robbing him 44 00:01:47,229 --> 00:01:49,263 is breaking the law and needs to be brought to justice. 45 00:01:49,331 --> 00:01:50,898 And we have strong reason to believe, 46 00:01:50,966 --> 00:01:52,900 based on security-video footage, 47 00:01:52,968 --> 00:01:56,137 that this person is a Mr. David Arnold. 48 00:01:56,204 --> 00:01:57,972 - Oh. - He is 35 years of age 49 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:59,473 and served seven years for armed robbery. 50 00:01:59,541 --> 00:02:01,142 He disables the alarm, 51 00:02:01,209 --> 00:02:02,443 gets in and out in under five minutes. 52 00:02:02,511 --> 00:02:04,345 - He is all business. - But only up front. 53 00:02:04,413 --> 00:02:06,280 Around back, there is a major party going on. 54 00:02:08,817 --> 00:02:11,919 Mr. Spencer, Mr. Guster, my office now. 55 00:02:11,987 --> 00:02:14,522 Excuse us. Gus and I have to go receive props now. 56 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,026 - Commander. - Mr. Spencer. 57 00:02:19,094 --> 00:02:20,261 Yesterday's stunt 58 00:02:20,328 --> 00:02:23,597 may be the most asinine and idiotic thing 59 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:26,467 I've seen in all my years at this department. 60 00:02:26,535 --> 00:02:27,668 That doesn't sound like props. 61 00:02:27,736 --> 00:02:28,936 - She's roasting us. - Oh. 62 00:02:29,004 --> 00:02:30,504 What the hell do you think you were doing? 63 00:02:30,572 --> 00:02:32,373 Oh, I don't know, catching the bad guys. 64 00:02:37,579 --> 00:02:40,281 I hired you to assist Lassiter in taking down Baez, 65 00:02:40,348 --> 00:02:41,949 not go rogue. 66 00:02:42,017 --> 00:02:43,117 Yeah. 67 00:02:43,185 --> 00:02:44,452 I told him over a week ago 68 00:02:44,519 --> 00:02:46,387 that I sensed Baez was working out of that hotel, 69 00:02:46,455 --> 00:02:47,955 and he didn't do anything. 70 00:02:48,023 --> 00:02:49,824 He was setting up a sting, Shawn. 71 00:02:49,891 --> 00:02:51,425 Do you have any idea what that involves? 72 00:02:51,493 --> 00:02:53,794 Newman, Redford, the ladies, 73 00:02:53,862 --> 00:02:55,429 the ponies. 74 00:02:55,497 --> 00:02:58,933 Wiretaps, search warrants, surveillance teams, 75 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,334 all of which take time. 76 00:03:00,402 --> 00:03:02,503 That sounds like something for you to worry about. 77 00:03:02,571 --> 00:03:04,405 What we like to do is come up with a solution 78 00:03:04,473 --> 00:03:05,740 and make it happen. 79 00:03:05,807 --> 00:03:07,274 Not always in that order. 80 00:03:07,342 --> 00:03:09,110 Well, I can't afford to hire you 81 00:03:09,177 --> 00:03:12,079 on any more cases when you have zero understanding 82 00:03:12,147 --> 00:03:13,881 of basic police procedure. 83 00:03:13,949 --> 00:03:15,549 In the end, we always come through. 84 00:03:15,617 --> 00:03:17,585 Just like the chairman of the federal reserve. 85 00:03:17,652 --> 00:03:19,854 I'm not putting you on another case until you acquire 86 00:03:19,921 --> 00:03:22,089 a fundamental understanding 87 00:03:22,157 --> 00:03:23,791 of the way police operate. 88 00:03:23,859 --> 00:03:27,261 Fine. We'll dust off our Chips DVDs and meet you 89 00:03:27,329 --> 00:03:29,597 - back here Monday morning. - Best homework ever. 90 00:03:29,664 --> 00:03:32,967 I'm afraid that's not going to cut it. 91 00:03:33,034 --> 00:03:34,835 - Henry. - We've organized for both 92 00:03:34,903 --> 00:03:37,238 of you to participate in a three-week crash course 93 00:03:37,305 --> 00:03:39,473 at the Police Academy. 94 00:03:39,541 --> 00:03:41,575 - What? - Boing. 95 00:03:41,643 --> 00:03:44,044 I have to warn you this is going to be challenging. 96 00:03:44,112 --> 00:03:46,280 - Ohh. - Come on, son. 97 00:03:46,348 --> 00:03:47,548 Don't worry. 98 00:03:47,616 --> 00:03:50,518 We... we know exactly what we need to do. 99 00:03:50,585 --> 00:03:52,253 We make funny sound effects with our mouths, 100 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,888 stay on Bubba Smith's good side. 101 00:03:53,955 --> 00:03:55,790 Gus, give me some machine-gun action. 102 00:03:55,857 --> 00:03:59,960 Brrrr. 103 00:04:00,028 --> 00:04:03,998 - I said machine gun. - I know. That was a AK-47. 104 00:04:04,065 --> 00:04:05,900 No, I was talking about the firearm. 105 00:04:05,967 --> 00:04:07,301 This isn't a movie, Shawn. 106 00:04:07,369 --> 00:04:08,936 You're gonna have to exhibit discipline, 107 00:04:09,004 --> 00:04:10,137 a respect for authority, 108 00:04:10,205 --> 00:04:12,273 a willingness to follow the rules, 109 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:13,874 none of which are your strong suit. 110 00:04:13,942 --> 00:04:16,010 You just tell me when and where. 111 00:04:16,077 --> 00:04:18,112 This is a Rebecca Lobo layup. 112 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:19,480 Okay. 113 00:04:19,548 --> 00:04:22,349 You have to report to the academy downtown at noon. 114 00:04:22,417 --> 00:04:23,551 Noon? 115 00:04:23,618 --> 00:04:26,854 That means we have four hours. 116 00:04:26,922 --> 00:04:30,191 Four hours? No. 117 00:04:30,258 --> 00:04:32,860 - It's 11:00 A.M. - I know. 118 00:04:52,780 --> 00:04:56,980 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 119 00:04:57,273 --> 00:04:58,940 So chief Vick told me you two were psychics. 120 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:00,742 That's just me, sir. 121 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:02,444 I'm a pharmaceutical salesman, sir. 122 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,813 You don't need to finish every sentence with the word "sir." 123 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,448 But it feels fun and silly, sir. 124 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:09,150 Well, knock it off. 125 00:05:09,218 --> 00:05:10,852 What the hell are you two wearing, anyway? 126 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,088 These are official Police Academy sweat outfits. 127 00:05:13,155 --> 00:05:14,489 I've never seen 'em before. 128 00:05:14,557 --> 00:05:16,291 Then you've never seen any of the movies. 129 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:18,026 These are exact replicas. 130 00:05:18,094 --> 00:05:20,028 If you give Gus your sizes, he'll make you one as well. 131 00:05:20,096 --> 00:05:22,797 Let me make one thing very clear, gentlemen. 132 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,499 This is not summer camp. 133 00:05:24,567 --> 00:05:26,601 For the next three weeks, I will be putting you 134 00:05:26,669 --> 00:05:29,904 through an intense program designed to make you think, act, 135 00:05:29,972 --> 00:05:32,941 and behave like officers of the law. 136 00:05:33,009 --> 00:05:36,144 Prepare to be pushed to your physical, mental, and, 137 00:05:36,212 --> 00:05:38,346 yes, emotional limits. 138 00:05:38,414 --> 00:05:41,316 Warning... Gus here's a big weeper. 139 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:42,617 Says the guy who broke down 140 00:05:42,685 --> 00:05:44,653 while watching a commercial this morning. 141 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,955 There were abused puppies and a Sarah McLachlan song. 142 00:05:47,023 --> 00:05:48,156 I am not a robot. 143 00:05:48,224 --> 00:05:50,225 Good. Wanted to make sure you two 144 00:05:50,293 --> 00:05:52,527 didn't snake out of this. 145 00:05:52,595 --> 00:05:56,798 Nick Conforth? 146 00:05:56,866 --> 00:05:58,700 I didn't know you were still on the force. 147 00:05:58,768 --> 00:06:00,502 Hello, Lassiter. 148 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:01,836 How do you two know each other? 149 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:03,138 Us? 150 00:06:03,205 --> 00:06:05,106 We're old pals from the academy. 151 00:06:05,174 --> 00:06:07,208 We had an ongoing battle as to who would graduate 152 00:06:07,276 --> 00:06:09,811 in the top spot... I won. 153 00:06:09,879 --> 00:06:12,280 That's probably 'cause you cheated on that final exam. 154 00:06:12,348 --> 00:06:13,581 I earned that spot fair and square. 155 00:06:13,649 --> 00:06:14,949 It's good to see you two 156 00:06:15,017 --> 00:06:16,451 have put all this old stuff behind you. 157 00:06:16,519 --> 00:06:19,654 Eh, look, none of that matters now, does it? 158 00:06:19,722 --> 00:06:21,923 Because I'm head detective of the S.B.P.D., 159 00:06:21,991 --> 00:06:24,926 and you're... 160 00:06:24,994 --> 00:06:27,128 You're clearly doing well. 161 00:06:27,196 --> 00:06:28,830 I'm the associate head of this academy, 162 00:06:28,898 --> 00:06:30,632 in charge of all cadet training. 163 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:32,667 Cool. Hey, look at that. 164 00:06:32,735 --> 00:06:34,235 They even give you your own badge. 165 00:06:34,303 --> 00:06:36,504 It just turns out my heart was in teaching. 166 00:06:36,572 --> 00:06:39,441 Look, there is no judgment here. 167 00:06:39,508 --> 00:06:42,177 If you ever want a real-life example of someone 168 00:06:42,244 --> 00:06:44,312 who catches bad guys for a living, 169 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:46,681 I'd be more than happy to come talk to your students. 170 00:06:48,284 --> 00:06:49,718 Don't you forget that I worked 171 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:52,520 in the field too, detective. 172 00:06:52,588 --> 00:06:54,756 That's right. What was that, six months? 173 00:06:54,824 --> 00:06:57,025 Six months you did that. Then what happened? 174 00:06:57,093 --> 00:06:59,627 'Cause I-I-I don't... I don't remember, Conforth. 175 00:06:59,695 --> 00:07:03,164 Suspicious person, 4423 live at the mobil station. 176 00:07:03,232 --> 00:07:04,499 Group of guys in an old cutlass. 177 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:05,900 Excuse me. Duty calls. 178 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:09,571 Copy, Lassiter responding. E.T.A., 15 minutes. 179 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,039 I got to go. 180 00:07:11,107 --> 00:07:13,074 Really good seeing you, Conforth. 181 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:15,243 Have fun with these clowns. 182 00:07:20,383 --> 00:07:22,917 - Is he really head detective? - I'm afraid so. 183 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:25,653 Officer Conforth, is it possible that I may take 184 00:07:25,721 --> 00:07:26,955 a little snack break. 185 00:07:27,022 --> 00:07:28,223 I haven't had anything since 2:00. 186 00:07:28,290 --> 00:07:30,425 It's 2:15. Absolutely not. 187 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:33,628 - Is that a fire alarm? - I don't hear anything. 188 00:07:37,133 --> 00:07:39,601 Why is he making weird cat noises? 189 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,970 You have to stop. You're embarrassing yourself. 190 00:07:42,037 --> 00:07:44,439 Listen, your program breaks down as follows. 191 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:45,774 A third will be spent in the classroom. 192 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,375 A third will involve fieldwork. 193 00:07:47,443 --> 00:07:49,577 And one-third will be focused on physical training. 194 00:07:49,645 --> 00:07:52,380 - What about the other third? - Are you kidding? 195 00:07:52,448 --> 00:07:54,616 Never mind. Surprise us. 196 00:08:39,795 --> 00:08:41,429 Dude, you're supposed to let go. 197 00:08:41,497 --> 00:08:42,697 And fall into that disgusting-ass water? 198 00:08:42,765 --> 00:08:44,599 I'll get dysentery, Shawn. 199 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:58,279 How did this improve the situation? 200 00:08:58,347 --> 00:09:00,949 What is dysentery? 201 00:09:06,689 --> 00:09:09,457 Time! 202 00:09:11,827 --> 00:09:14,796 I can't believe you are Henry Spencer's son. 203 00:09:14,864 --> 00:09:15,930 Well, neither can I. 204 00:09:15,998 --> 00:09:17,398 It's an ongoing investigation, 205 00:09:17,466 --> 00:09:20,101 and in my defense, I had reasonable suspicion 206 00:09:20,169 --> 00:09:21,836 for all of those cardboard people that I shot. 207 00:09:21,904 --> 00:09:24,138 You shot two innocent women. 208 00:09:24,206 --> 00:09:27,542 If I may, the first woman with the groceries 209 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,544 was exiting a library that doesn't allow snacks. 210 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:32,046 I know this because we've tried on several occasions. 211 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:34,516 And the second woman was simply a replica of the first woman, 212 00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:36,484 but they painted her face brown, which is both offensive 213 00:09:36,552 --> 00:09:37,519 and suspicious. 214 00:09:37,586 --> 00:09:39,120 But you shot her three times. 215 00:09:39,188 --> 00:09:40,655 - Semantics. - It's not semantics. 216 00:09:40,723 --> 00:09:42,857 How can you two be responsible for solving all these cases? 217 00:09:42,925 --> 00:09:44,259 I can't believe you get out of bed 218 00:09:44,326 --> 00:09:45,927 in the morning without hurting yourselves. 219 00:09:45,995 --> 00:09:49,030 Oh, but we do and injury-free since June of last year, 220 00:09:49,098 --> 00:09:50,331 when Gus broke his finger 221 00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:53,034 flipping the injury-countdown calendar. 222 00:09:53,102 --> 00:09:54,269 Wait, that's irony, right? 223 00:09:54,336 --> 00:09:55,703 Irony is you asking me 224 00:09:55,771 --> 00:09:57,672 what irony means every time you say it. 225 00:09:57,740 --> 00:10:01,476 All right, maybe you'll do better in the field. 226 00:10:01,544 --> 00:10:03,778 Today we will be patrolling a designated area 227 00:10:03,846 --> 00:10:06,614 under the close supervision of myself and Fenway. 228 00:10:06,682 --> 00:10:09,050 - Who's Fenway? - That guy right over there. 229 00:10:09,118 --> 00:10:10,952 Oh. 230 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:13,488 Best scent dog in the state. 231 00:10:13,556 --> 00:10:15,823 Played a role in solving over 50 cases. 232 00:10:15,891 --> 00:10:17,592 Also played roles in The Bad News Bears, 233 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:20,194 The Odd Couple, and Grumpy Old Men. 234 00:10:20,262 --> 00:10:22,096 He does look like Walter Matthau. 235 00:10:24,033 --> 00:10:25,500 Here are your uniforms. 236 00:10:25,568 --> 00:10:27,235 The badges are temporary. 237 00:10:27,303 --> 00:10:29,370 The guns, thank God, are props, 238 00:10:29,438 --> 00:10:32,206 but everything else is what's issued to our current officers. 239 00:10:32,274 --> 00:10:34,309 These are not toys, gentlemen! 240 00:10:34,376 --> 00:10:36,344 An officer's equipment is to be guarded 241 00:10:36,412 --> 00:10:38,079 and accounted for at all times. 242 00:10:38,147 --> 00:10:39,881 - Is that clear? - Yes, Sensei. 243 00:10:39,949 --> 00:10:42,717 So on patrol today, can we pull people over and stuff? 244 00:10:42,785 --> 00:10:46,788 Yes, as long as there's probable cause. 245 00:10:49,725 --> 00:10:51,392 You've got to be kidding me. 246 00:11:01,103 --> 00:11:03,404 Sir, I'm gonna need to see your license 247 00:11:03,472 --> 00:11:04,806 and registration, please. 248 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,474 Spencer, you must be out of your damn mind 249 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:08,042 if you think that's gonna happen. 250 00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:10,078 License and registration, please, sir. 251 00:11:10,145 --> 00:11:11,613 Hey! 252 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:14,849 - Have you been drinking, sir? - That's it. 253 00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:16,484 Sir, if you don't calm down, I will be forced 254 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:17,685 to tase you in the face. 255 00:11:17,753 --> 00:11:19,520 You don't have a taser. 256 00:11:19,588 --> 00:11:22,190 Ohh. I should have known. 257 00:11:22,257 --> 00:11:24,892 You were doing 45 in a 40. 258 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,828 The law is the law. 259 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,463 What the hell, Conforth? You can't beat me on the field, 260 00:11:28,530 --> 00:11:30,031 so now you're trying to beat me off? 261 00:11:30,099 --> 00:11:31,866 You may want to rephrase that, sir. 262 00:11:31,934 --> 00:11:33,034 Maybe he has been drinking. 263 00:11:33,102 --> 00:11:34,535 Sir, I'm gonna need you to stand 264 00:11:34,603 --> 00:11:36,537 on one foot and hop at a medium pace. 265 00:11:36,605 --> 00:11:39,307 All units, we have a robbery in progress 266 00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:41,509 at Longsdale's check cashing, Wilcox and Shire. 267 00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:42,710 You three clowns stay here. 268 00:11:42,778 --> 00:11:44,545 I'm gonna go do some real police work. 269 00:11:46,548 --> 00:11:48,516 You're pathetic, Conforth. 270 00:11:53,789 --> 00:11:54,956 Damn. 271 00:11:55,024 --> 00:11:56,457 Don't let him get to you, Nick. 272 00:11:56,525 --> 00:11:58,893 No, he's right. I am pathetic. What the hell am I doing? 273 00:11:58,961 --> 00:12:01,162 I'll tell you exactly what you're doing. 274 00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:02,697 You're teaching refined skills 275 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:05,366 that guys like us can utilize for weeks, 276 00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:06,701 most likely days. 277 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,202 Seriously, for the ten hours or so 278 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,738 that we retain the stuff that you've taught us, 279 00:12:10,806 --> 00:12:12,073 you made a real difference, Nick. 280 00:12:12,141 --> 00:12:14,208 I am twice the cop that he is. 281 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:16,210 Well, don't just stand there and wax on about it. 282 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,513 Did you notice that he took the freeway? 283 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:20,314 - So? - So? 284 00:12:20,382 --> 00:12:22,316 He just added ten minutes to his trip. 285 00:12:22,384 --> 00:12:23,985 We can get you there in under five. 286 00:12:24,053 --> 00:12:25,920 Just in time to bust the perp. 287 00:12:25,988 --> 00:12:28,122 No. No. No way. You know what kind of trouble I'd get into 288 00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:30,291 getting two cadets involved in an active robbery? No. 289 00:12:30,359 --> 00:12:31,759 Think about it, Nick. 290 00:12:31,827 --> 00:12:34,729 This is finally a chance to show him up once and for all. 291 00:12:36,565 --> 00:12:39,901 If we do this, we got to catch the bad guys. 292 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,602 Don't worry, Nick. 293 00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:44,772 It's our specialty. 294 00:12:50,112 --> 00:12:52,580 Slow down. It's just up here on the left. 295 00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,182 Holy crap. That's the guy. 296 00:12:54,249 --> 00:12:55,717 Stop the car. 297 00:12:55,784 --> 00:13:00,288 Stop. Stop right here. 298 00:13:00,355 --> 00:13:02,123 Gah! 299 00:13:02,191 --> 00:13:04,425 Let's go, Nick. 300 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:05,593 Nick! 301 00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:09,097 Nick. 302 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,365 I understand why he went back to teaching. 303 00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:30,318 He's headed towards the college over there. 304 00:13:30,385 --> 00:13:32,887 I guess that obstacle course does have a practical purpose. 305 00:13:39,161 --> 00:13:40,795 Everybody, listen up! 306 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:43,030 Come out of your dorm rooms! 307 00:13:43,098 --> 00:13:45,466 We are looking for a redneck... 308 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,568 - Hello. - With a black backpack, 309 00:13:47,636 --> 00:13:50,004 and we're pretty sure he came down this hallway. 310 00:13:50,072 --> 00:13:52,039 Screw you, cadet. 311 00:13:55,477 --> 00:13:57,378 Uh, he... he went right out there. 312 00:14:05,921 --> 00:14:07,755 Guster, any luck? 313 00:14:07,823 --> 00:14:11,159 That's a negative. 314 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:14,295 What are you guys, like, firemen? 315 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,833 Don't sweat it, Nick. 316 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,735 And Lassie doesn't need to hear about this. 317 00:14:20,803 --> 00:14:22,370 Okay? 318 00:14:22,437 --> 00:14:24,405 Too late, idiots. 319 00:14:36,285 --> 00:14:37,985 Where's Mr. Guster? 320 00:14:38,053 --> 00:14:39,987 Well, chief, I'm gonna be frank with you. 321 00:14:40,055 --> 00:14:42,924 Gus had a tuna... possibly chicken-salad sandwich 322 00:14:42,991 --> 00:14:44,459 from the vending machine, 323 00:14:44,526 --> 00:14:46,627 and that, combined with the fact that we're in hot water again, 324 00:14:46,695 --> 00:14:48,262 put his stomach on the fritz. 325 00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:49,864 How long will he be? 326 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:54,202 35, 40 minutes, tops. 327 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,937 Well, you can fill him in yourself. 328 00:14:56,004 --> 00:14:57,538 Officer Conforth, 329 00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:00,508 you drove two cadets to a robbery in progress, 330 00:15:00,576 --> 00:15:04,045 and you let them chase a suspect while you did what exactly? 331 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:06,848 I'm not sure it's important, chief. 332 00:15:06,915 --> 00:15:09,817 I have an educated guess that's 100% accurate. 333 00:15:09,885 --> 00:15:12,620 Officer Conforth here froze like the North Pole, 334 00:15:12,688 --> 00:15:15,723 because when some men look danger in the eye, 335 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,625 they blink repeatedly, 336 00:15:17,693 --> 00:15:20,361 like they're staring into the sun. 337 00:15:20,429 --> 00:15:21,696 Some things never change, huh? 338 00:15:21,763 --> 00:15:23,064 Well, unfortunately, 339 00:15:23,132 --> 00:15:25,800 I have no choice but to suspend you for one month, 340 00:15:25,868 --> 00:15:27,635 pending a full investigation. 341 00:15:27,703 --> 00:15:31,205 No. Come on, chief, don't you think that's a little harsh? 342 00:15:31,273 --> 00:15:34,242 Mr. Spencer, you're in no position to be defending anyone. 343 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,110 You were told not to participate 344 00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:38,446 in any investigations until you completed your training, 345 00:15:38,514 --> 00:15:41,816 and then you ignored me while somehow managing to lose 346 00:15:41,884 --> 00:15:43,451 half your equipment in the process. 347 00:15:43,519 --> 00:15:44,785 What? 348 00:15:44,853 --> 00:15:46,254 I lost my hat and my flashlight. 349 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,989 Where's your radio? 350 00:15:48,056 --> 00:15:49,557 Boom. 351 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:55,429 And my radio... I lost that. 352 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,532 Look, a guy can only carry so much stuff, chief. 353 00:15:57,599 --> 00:15:59,300 You and Mr. Guster 354 00:15:59,368 --> 00:16:01,636 are to return to the academy immediately. 355 00:16:01,703 --> 00:16:03,771 We'd love to do that for you, chief, 356 00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:05,973 but you just suspended our instructor. 357 00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,875 And I'm not entirely sure Gus is gonna make it 358 00:16:07,943 --> 00:16:09,143 out of the latrine. 359 00:16:09,211 --> 00:16:10,811 Well, you now have a substitute, 360 00:16:10,879 --> 00:16:12,346 one that I have handpicked 361 00:16:12,414 --> 00:16:14,949 to ensure that there will be no more incidents. 362 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,485 This maneuver is called 363 00:16:17,553 --> 00:16:21,222 the precision immobilization technique, or the pit method. 364 00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:23,558 It is when one car pursuing another 365 00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:25,593 forces the pursued vehicle to abruptly halt. 366 00:16:25,661 --> 00:16:27,195 You may want to write this down. 367 00:16:27,262 --> 00:16:29,430 - Dude, this is so Top Gun. - Hmm. 368 00:16:29,498 --> 00:16:31,432 I'm Cruise. She's McGillis. 369 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,867 You're Sundown. 370 00:16:32,935 --> 00:16:34,569 - Why can't I be the Goose? - You know why. 371 00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:36,904 Stop hypothetically typecasting me, Shawn. 372 00:16:36,972 --> 00:16:38,706 Come on, it means you were also in Die Hard 373 00:16:38,774 --> 00:16:40,541 and all those episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger. 374 00:16:40,609 --> 00:16:41,842 I want to be the Black Goose. 375 00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:43,578 I can't do this with your right now. 376 00:16:43,645 --> 00:16:45,947 - Fine. - Yes, Mr. Spencer. 377 00:16:46,014 --> 00:16:48,282 Have you ever seen a small, blue vehicle 378 00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:50,985 swing out in front of a twin mack truck, 379 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,753 pull a 180 spin, 380 00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:54,255 and then continue in reverse 381 00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:56,490 while maintaining both speed and control? 382 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:59,126 No. And why would someone do something so stupid? 383 00:16:59,194 --> 00:17:01,596 To communicate. 384 00:17:01,663 --> 00:17:05,032 You know, to keep up international relations. 385 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,267 Do you have any real questions, 386 00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:07,535 or would you rather keep wasting our time? 387 00:17:07,603 --> 00:17:09,303 Well, hypothetically speaking, 388 00:17:09,371 --> 00:17:13,040 let's say there's a guy knocking off check-cashing places 389 00:17:13,108 --> 00:17:14,942 - in order to gather... - That's not hypothetical. 390 00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:16,944 That is a real and current case we are not discussing 391 00:17:17,012 --> 00:17:18,846 - in this class. - Understood. 392 00:17:21,783 --> 00:17:24,118 Yes, Mr. Spencer. 393 00:17:24,186 --> 00:17:26,954 Let's say there's a lady, and she has sticky fingers, 394 00:17:27,022 --> 00:17:29,190 and she's knocking off those joints 395 00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:31,092 that give you, like, a cash advance 396 00:17:31,159 --> 00:17:33,127 on your paycheck in case you want to go to a club. 397 00:17:33,195 --> 00:17:35,096 Okay, you know what? That's gonna be it for today. 398 00:17:35,163 --> 00:17:37,265 We will continue discussing the pit maneuver 399 00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:39,000 on Friday. 400 00:17:39,067 --> 00:17:40,668 Mr. Spencer, a word? 401 00:17:40,736 --> 00:17:42,970 I think you might be in trouble with the teacher. 402 00:17:43,038 --> 00:17:45,840 I sure hope so. 403 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,977 You should start taking this training seriously. 404 00:17:50,045 --> 00:17:51,445 It's for your own good. 405 00:17:51,513 --> 00:17:53,714 Oh, come on, we both know this is some crazy idea 406 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,283 dreamt up by my dad and the chief. 407 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:58,953 It wasn't their idea, Shawn. It was mine. 408 00:17:59,021 --> 00:18:00,788 I suggested the academy 409 00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:03,858 to protect you from being killed. 410 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,094 Hey, Carlton. 411 00:18:07,162 --> 00:18:08,629 David Arnold's car was just spotted 412 00:18:08,697 --> 00:18:10,231 near Rose Valley on Harris Street. 413 00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:11,732 This is the real deal, O'Hara. 414 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,534 Hop in a black-and-white, and let's bust this guy. 415 00:18:13,602 --> 00:18:14,869 I'm on my way. 416 00:18:14,936 --> 00:18:16,470 - I got to go. - Jules... 417 00:18:16,538 --> 00:18:18,205 Look, I know that Gus and I 418 00:18:18,273 --> 00:18:20,074 are not supposed to get involved in this investigation, 419 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,842 but I have to be honest with you. 420 00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:23,844 That's gonna be very difficult for us. 421 00:18:23,912 --> 00:18:27,281 Yeah, I can see that. 422 00:18:27,349 --> 00:18:28,716 Why don't you come with me? 423 00:18:28,784 --> 00:18:30,351 - Really? - Yeah. 424 00:18:30,419 --> 00:18:31,819 Sundown, we're in. 425 00:18:31,887 --> 00:18:34,355 The Goose, Shawn, the Black Goose. 426 00:18:34,423 --> 00:18:35,923 That has no ring to it at all. 427 00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:38,959 Harris Street at Rose Valley, unit 21 en route. 428 00:18:39,027 --> 00:18:41,862 Suspect named in check-cashing robberies detained, 429 00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:42,863 awaiting backup. 430 00:18:42,931 --> 00:18:44,231 License plate confirmed. 431 00:18:44,299 --> 00:18:46,000 Registrant... David Arnold. 432 00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:48,502 Approach with extreme caution. 433 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:56,577 What? 434 00:18:59,147 --> 00:19:01,515 - Wow. - She locked us in the car. 435 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:04,719 That's why she let us come... So she could keep tabs. 436 00:19:04,786 --> 00:19:06,687 That crafty little doodle pumpkin. 437 00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:10,558 Arnold, get out of that vehicle 438 00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:12,426 with your hands in the air. 439 00:19:12,494 --> 00:19:14,729 Do it! 440 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,174 You locked 'em in the cruiser, right? 441 00:19:27,242 --> 00:19:28,342 - Yes. - I appreciate that. 442 00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:30,244 No problem. 443 00:19:34,816 --> 00:19:36,684 We are gonna be in so much hot water for this, Shawn. 444 00:19:36,752 --> 00:19:37,918 Come on, Gus. 445 00:19:37,986 --> 00:19:40,588 The water is lukewarm, pee-warm at worst. 446 00:19:40,655 --> 00:19:42,289 Bottom line is this is not sitting right with me. 447 00:19:42,357 --> 00:19:43,691 You say that for every case. 448 00:19:43,759 --> 00:19:45,292 Yeah, but this is like sitting on a chair 449 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,961 covered with little wooden jacks that dig 450 00:19:47,028 --> 00:19:49,296 - right up into the hunkers. - Why would you choose that? 451 00:19:49,364 --> 00:19:51,265 Look, we owe it to Nick to catch this clown. 452 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:52,633 It's your fault he got suspended. 453 00:19:52,701 --> 00:19:54,435 - It's our fault. - How come when something 454 00:19:54,503 --> 00:19:55,903 is my fault, it's mine exclusively, 455 00:19:55,971 --> 00:19:57,438 but when it's your fault, we share it equally? 456 00:19:57,506 --> 00:19:59,774 Because I went to college. 457 00:19:59,841 --> 00:20:01,008 - That's not cool. - Well... 458 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:03,644 - This is weird. - What? 459 00:20:03,712 --> 00:20:05,379 The license plate registered to David Arnold's car 460 00:20:05,447 --> 00:20:07,415 has been in the system for over a year. 461 00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:09,150 - So? - So that tiny Korean woman 462 00:20:09,217 --> 00:20:10,918 bought her car three weeks ago. 463 00:20:10,986 --> 00:20:12,753 Which means prior to three weeks ago, 464 00:20:12,821 --> 00:20:14,255 the police were tracking a license plate number 465 00:20:14,322 --> 00:20:15,689 that hadn't even been created yet. 466 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,758 Exactly. The question is, 467 00:20:17,826 --> 00:20:19,360 how did a bogus license plate number 468 00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,395 make it onto David Arnold's profile? 469 00:20:21,463 --> 00:20:23,364 Who are you calling? 470 00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:25,766 His parole officer. 471 00:20:27,869 --> 00:20:30,337 Dude, it's an Ikea. 472 00:20:30,405 --> 00:20:32,273 Uh, question... 473 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:34,975 Do you guys make those Swedish meatballs in house, 474 00:20:35,043 --> 00:20:37,511 or do you have them flown in frozen? 475 00:20:37,579 --> 00:20:39,613 Gus, what if they're frozen? 476 00:20:39,681 --> 00:20:41,248 That's a huge game changer for us. 477 00:20:41,316 --> 00:20:42,883 We'll call them back later, Shawn. 478 00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,185 I think all the information 479 00:20:44,252 --> 00:20:45,953 in David Arnold's police record is phony. 480 00:20:46,021 --> 00:20:47,922 What about his listed home address? 481 00:20:47,989 --> 00:20:50,024 It's in Boise, Idaho. 482 00:20:55,197 --> 00:20:57,565 The Wild Goose Lounge? 483 00:20:57,632 --> 00:21:00,501 As in wild-goose chase. 484 00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:02,670 David Arnold doesn't exist, Gus. 485 00:21:02,737 --> 00:21:04,138 Somebody made him up, 486 00:21:04,206 --> 00:21:06,073 like Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science, 487 00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:09,610 minus that sweet, generous bosom and the seductive accent. 488 00:21:09,678 --> 00:21:12,112 So this fake guy's a red herring for the police to chase, 489 00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:13,781 while the real robbers are ripping off 490 00:21:13,849 --> 00:21:15,282 these check-cashing places. 491 00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:17,618 Who is capable of hacking into the S.B.P.D. database 492 00:21:17,686 --> 00:21:20,654 and planting a fake profile? 493 00:21:20,722 --> 00:21:23,991 He's headed towards the college over there. 494 00:21:24,059 --> 00:21:25,392 He went out there. 495 00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:28,829 What are you guys, like, firemen? 496 00:21:28,897 --> 00:21:32,333 Those crafty little bastards. 497 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,936 We got to go back to college. 498 00:21:43,612 --> 00:21:46,347 Maverick to Charlie, over. 499 00:21:46,414 --> 00:21:47,915 What, Shawn? 500 00:21:47,983 --> 00:21:50,451 According to the dean of S.B.I.T., 501 00:21:50,485 --> 00:21:53,020 the kids are Chris Shepard and Dickie Hollenbrau. 502 00:21:53,088 --> 00:21:55,155 Apparently, they're both computer wunderkinds. 503 00:21:55,223 --> 00:21:56,423 And you think they're the ones 504 00:21:56,491 --> 00:21:57,691 that hacked into the S.B.P.D. database? 505 00:21:57,759 --> 00:21:59,326 That's a 10-4, Charlie. 506 00:21:59,394 --> 00:22:01,629 They disabled Longsdale's security system 507 00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:02,897 minutes before the hit. 508 00:22:02,964 --> 00:22:04,665 Okay, listen, do not go any further with this, 509 00:22:04,733 --> 00:22:05,933 and by all means, 510 00:22:06,001 --> 00:22:07,635 do not go tracking them down at that school. 511 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:10,871 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 512 00:22:14,276 --> 00:22:16,644 - Copy that. - You are unbelievable. 513 00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:18,078 Look, backup is on the way. 514 00:22:18,146 --> 00:22:19,780 Just don't do what you normally do. 515 00:22:19,848 --> 00:22:21,682 Done. Let's do this. 516 00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,083 I go high. You go low. 517 00:22:23,151 --> 00:22:24,518 I'll go high. You go low. 518 00:22:24,586 --> 00:22:26,854 - I always go high. - We only did high-low once. 519 00:22:26,922 --> 00:22:28,956 - Yeah, and I went high. - Let's mix it up. Go low. 520 00:22:32,661 --> 00:22:35,262 Ah! Ow! 521 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:39,500 Looks like they cleared out of here. 522 00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:40,734 Yeah, I can see that, Gus. 523 00:22:40,802 --> 00:22:42,002 - You went high. - I know. 524 00:22:50,811 --> 00:22:52,478 Dude... 525 00:22:52,546 --> 00:22:54,347 What are you doing? 526 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:55,715 We have, like, six minutes before Lassie gets here. 527 00:22:55,783 --> 00:22:58,151 We will be long duck gone by then, Gus. 528 00:22:58,218 --> 00:22:59,652 Just snoop it up. 529 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:15,501 Hey, you think it's weird that these two 530 00:23:15,569 --> 00:23:18,538 have over 10,000 loyal-shopper points from Bazo's grocery, 531 00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:20,373 even though it's, like, 20 miles away? 532 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:24,076 Yeah, and the tuna salad is really mayonnaise-y. 533 00:23:24,144 --> 00:23:26,045 Check this out. 534 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:27,480 What do you got? 535 00:23:27,548 --> 00:23:30,116 Ooh. 536 00:23:30,184 --> 00:23:32,385 This is their room right here. 537 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:34,787 Closet. Closet. 538 00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:48,301 Gus... 539 00:23:48,368 --> 00:23:51,671 The smoking gun. 540 00:23:51,738 --> 00:23:53,706 Let's go, Nick! 541 00:23:57,044 --> 00:23:59,679 Oh, we just missed these puppies. 542 00:23:59,746 --> 00:24:02,014 Two-bit gangster Devry Longsdale. 543 00:24:02,082 --> 00:24:03,449 That's Devry. 544 00:24:03,517 --> 00:24:06,552 He owns the check-cashing places that got knocked off. 545 00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:10,489 We're gonna find these guys, get my money, 546 00:24:10,557 --> 00:24:15,027 and shoot 'em in they faces like Marvin in Pulp Fiction... 547 00:24:15,095 --> 00:24:17,129 Except we gonna do it on purpose. 548 00:24:27,241 --> 00:24:29,075 How did these two idiots 549 00:24:29,142 --> 00:24:31,310 figure out that it was Chris and Dickie who were robbing 'em? 550 00:24:31,378 --> 00:24:33,112 I don't know, Gus, but we better find those kids 551 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,348 before Devry does. 552 00:24:44,825 --> 00:24:46,392 Look, I know you guys 553 00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:48,794 searched their dorm, because it reeked of popcorn. 554 00:24:50,130 --> 00:24:51,097 That's all you're going off of? 555 00:24:51,164 --> 00:24:52,365 Plus, you left this. 556 00:24:52,432 --> 00:24:54,300 - Ooh. - You have a problem. 557 00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:55,401 And one other thing... 558 00:24:55,469 --> 00:24:57,169 I have arranged for someone else 559 00:24:57,237 --> 00:24:58,871 to take you on your ride-along today. 560 00:24:58,939 --> 00:25:00,940 What? Jules, you can't bail on us now. 561 00:25:01,008 --> 00:25:02,909 Yeah, we're this close to catching Chris and Dickie. 562 00:25:02,976 --> 00:25:04,577 I just don't want to get implicated in any of this. 563 00:25:04,645 --> 00:25:06,312 Well, that is disappointing. 564 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,381 Okay, fine, then who'd you get to replace you? 565 00:25:08,448 --> 00:25:09,982 You guys ready to go? 566 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,517 You rock my world. 567 00:25:13,186 --> 00:25:15,488 After you, Buzz. 568 00:25:21,128 --> 00:25:24,297 So I thought we'd, uh, cruise across town 569 00:25:24,364 --> 00:25:26,399 and, uh, follow up on some reported vandalism. 570 00:25:26,466 --> 00:25:28,467 Sweet. Sounds good, Buzz. 571 00:25:28,535 --> 00:25:31,370 You mind if, uh, we stop off at Bazo's grocery first? 572 00:25:31,438 --> 00:25:32,905 Uh, no. No can do. 573 00:25:32,973 --> 00:25:35,041 I was given strict orders not to stop for anything else 574 00:25:35,108 --> 00:25:36,642 but an emergency. 575 00:25:36,710 --> 00:25:39,979 All right, but, uh, if Gus here doesn't get some sugar 576 00:25:40,047 --> 00:25:42,515 into his system asap, his foot's gonna fall off. 577 00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:44,784 See, he's got diabetes, 578 00:25:44,851 --> 00:25:47,053 type "A" and simplex 2. 579 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,321 Aw, jeez. 580 00:25:48,388 --> 00:25:49,889 My grandmother had that. 581 00:25:49,957 --> 00:25:52,658 A-are you sure it can't wait till later? 582 00:25:52,726 --> 00:25:54,293 Oh, no, it's fine. It's fine... 583 00:25:54,361 --> 00:25:55,561 As long as you don't mind 584 00:25:55,629 --> 00:25:57,763 having my foot pop off in your backseat. 585 00:25:57,831 --> 00:25:59,098 No way, not on my watch. 586 00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:00,833 - Hang tight, boys. - Thanks, Buzz. 587 00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:05,671 It's like taking candy from an enormous baby. 588 00:26:05,739 --> 00:26:06,739 Right. 589 00:26:10,477 --> 00:26:12,545 I'll stay with the car. Get me a couple of glazed. 590 00:26:19,386 --> 00:26:22,254 Well, it looks like the grocery business 591 00:26:22,322 --> 00:26:23,522 has been good to Mr. Bazo. 592 00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:29,261 I don't know if it's these uniforms, 593 00:26:29,329 --> 00:26:30,963 but I've never craved doughnuts more. 594 00:26:31,031 --> 00:26:32,431 We're gonna need another basket. 595 00:26:32,499 --> 00:26:33,699 - I hear that. - They have muffins 596 00:26:33,767 --> 00:26:35,601 and croissants on this bottom shelf. 597 00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:46,078 Where are you going? 598 00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:11,937 That's where all the money's coming from. 599 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:13,372 Bazo's a bookie. 600 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:17,810 And a heavily armed one. 601 00:27:17,878 --> 00:27:20,146 May I help you? 602 00:27:20,213 --> 00:27:22,648 It's certainly possible. 603 00:27:22,716 --> 00:27:24,850 I'm officer Shawn Spencer, 604 00:27:24,918 --> 00:27:26,452 and this is my partner, Mission Figz. 605 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,154 We're here to ask the tough questions. 606 00:27:28,221 --> 00:27:29,989 For starters, who are you? 607 00:27:30,057 --> 00:27:32,525 Lester Bazo, and that wasn't very tough. 608 00:27:32,592 --> 00:27:33,859 I like to ease my way in. 609 00:27:33,927 --> 00:27:35,394 What's the capital of Liechtenstein? 610 00:27:35,462 --> 00:27:36,929 Shawn. 611 00:27:36,997 --> 00:27:38,931 We're looking for Chris Shepard and Dickie Hollenbrau. 612 00:27:38,999 --> 00:27:40,533 I believe they frequented this establishment. 613 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,001 Do I look like their mothers? 614 00:27:42,069 --> 00:27:43,602 Hard to know. We haven't seen photos. 615 00:27:43,670 --> 00:27:45,204 I don't have to answer any of your questions, 616 00:27:45,272 --> 00:27:46,305 seeing as you're just cadets. 617 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:49,875 Guilty as charged. 618 00:27:49,943 --> 00:27:52,044 Besides, we're not here to bust you, man. 619 00:27:52,112 --> 00:27:54,213 Figz and I have no problems with gambling. 620 00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:55,514 Matter of fact, we've been known 621 00:27:55,582 --> 00:27:57,016 to lay down a few wagers ourselves. 622 00:27:57,084 --> 00:27:59,418 The racing hot dogs on the jumbotrons 623 00:27:59,486 --> 00:28:00,853 at ball games. 624 00:28:00,921 --> 00:28:02,488 Always bet on relish. 625 00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:05,624 The truth is, Chris and Dickie are friends of ours. 626 00:28:05,692 --> 00:28:07,660 Well, I'm tight with Chris, 627 00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:09,395 - and Figz loves Dickie. - What? 628 00:28:11,131 --> 00:28:13,065 We're worried they might have gambling problems. 629 00:28:13,133 --> 00:28:16,168 You think? They were into me for $250k. 630 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,170 What do you mean they were? 631 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,606 Those pinheads paid me off in full last night. 632 00:28:20,674 --> 00:28:22,441 I don't know where they came up with the money, 633 00:28:22,509 --> 00:28:23,976 nor do I care. 634 00:28:24,044 --> 00:28:25,311 Fantastic. 635 00:28:25,378 --> 00:28:26,779 One last question... 636 00:28:26,847 --> 00:28:29,482 Is this the only doughnut station in the store? 637 00:28:29,549 --> 00:28:32,218 Get the hell out of here. 638 00:28:36,389 --> 00:28:38,524 So Chris and Dickie get in over their heads 639 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:39,959 with this goon, 640 00:28:40,026 --> 00:28:42,194 so they knock off Devry, grab the cash 641 00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:43,729 they need to pay him back. 642 00:28:43,797 --> 00:28:45,931 Which may be the dumbest plan two geniuses ever came up with. 643 00:28:45,999 --> 00:28:48,100 Oh, hey, bummer, guys. 644 00:28:48,168 --> 00:28:49,768 We got to cut the ride-along short. 645 00:28:49,836 --> 00:28:51,637 Lassiter called while you guys were in Bazo's, 646 00:28:51,705 --> 00:28:53,706 and they got a reported sighting of the check-cashing suspects 647 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:55,074 in, uh, Mission Canyon. 648 00:28:55,142 --> 00:28:58,477 So I got to go patrol the area without you guys. 649 00:28:58,545 --> 00:29:00,646 I'll drop you off at the station so you can get your car. 650 00:29:00,714 --> 00:29:02,815 - Thanks, Buzz. - No problem. 651 00:29:02,883 --> 00:29:05,251 Mission Canyon, that's a pretty small area, isn't it? 652 00:29:05,318 --> 00:29:07,853 Yeah, it's three square miles at most. Why? 653 00:29:07,921 --> 00:29:09,588 I think I know how we can track 'em down. 654 00:29:14,161 --> 00:29:15,394 - Nick! - Yo, Nick! 655 00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:16,695 Up and at 'em, man. 656 00:29:16,763 --> 00:29:19,098 - Duty calls. - Nick! 657 00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:21,000 Go away. 658 00:29:22,836 --> 00:29:24,370 Dude, I was kidding. 659 00:29:24,437 --> 00:29:26,105 What, did you sleep here last night? 660 00:29:26,173 --> 00:29:28,374 Maybe. 661 00:29:30,076 --> 00:29:33,512 Look, we can catch the guys responsible for those robberies. 662 00:29:33,580 --> 00:29:36,282 Good. You guys go. I'll just screw it up. 663 00:29:36,349 --> 00:29:37,616 I cannot believe what I am hearing. 664 00:29:37,684 --> 00:29:39,185 Do you know what the Nick Conforth we know 665 00:29:39,252 --> 00:29:40,553 - would be doing right now? - No. 666 00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:43,822 Well, neither do we, really, 667 00:29:43,890 --> 00:29:46,759 because our whole relationship with you only spans about a day. 668 00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:50,196 But, come on, don't you teach your cadets to... to tough it out 669 00:29:50,263 --> 00:29:52,164 - when the chips are down? - I don't know. Maybe. 670 00:29:52,232 --> 00:29:54,433 Then you need to practice what you preach. 671 00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:56,502 Now, you get dressed and help us bust these guys. 672 00:29:56,570 --> 00:29:59,104 - What do you have to lose? - Nothing. 673 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:00,706 You're right. 674 00:30:00,774 --> 00:30:02,474 I literally have nothing left. 675 00:30:02,542 --> 00:30:03,709 That's the spirit. 676 00:30:03,777 --> 00:30:05,010 All right, what do you need me to do? 677 00:30:05,078 --> 00:30:06,545 Grab Walter Matthau. 678 00:30:06,613 --> 00:30:08,581 Fenway. 679 00:30:08,648 --> 00:30:11,150 - There he is. - Matthau... Matthau's coming. 680 00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:19,191 A little fieldwork is exactly what Fenway needed 681 00:30:19,259 --> 00:30:20,926 to help get his self-esteem back. 682 00:30:20,994 --> 00:30:23,195 Worst idea ever. 683 00:30:23,263 --> 00:30:24,530 Hold on, hold on. 684 00:30:24,598 --> 00:30:26,265 He... he's onto something. 685 00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:29,568 The suspect may be in that house. 686 00:30:29,636 --> 00:30:30,970 - Or there's a squirrel. - Yes! 687 00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:32,938 Best idea ever. 688 00:30:33,006 --> 00:30:34,540 - Let's do this. - Hold on. 689 00:30:34,608 --> 00:30:36,008 Hold on. We got to call for backup first. 690 00:30:36,076 --> 00:30:37,943 Really? We're off-duty, 691 00:30:38,011 --> 00:30:39,245 - and you've been suspended. - I-I don't care. 692 00:30:39,312 --> 00:30:41,113 We're doing this the right way, end of story. 693 00:30:41,181 --> 00:30:42,514 So call it in, or I will. 694 00:30:42,582 --> 00:30:43,949 I need somebody's thing. 695 00:30:44,017 --> 00:30:46,151 What? Looking at me like that is not gonna make 696 00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:47,987 my walkie come back, Gus. 697 00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:51,357 This is car number B-LOO-BERRY. 698 00:30:51,424 --> 00:30:54,460 We have suspects Shepard and Hollenbrau in our sights. 699 00:30:54,527 --> 00:30:58,364 1408 airflight, requesting backup. 700 00:30:58,431 --> 00:31:00,366 Roger, over, 701 00:31:00,433 --> 00:31:03,068 rinse, repeat. 702 00:31:03,136 --> 00:31:04,336 Spencer, I know that's you. 703 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,305 Stay where you are. I'm 20 minutes out. 704 00:31:06,373 --> 00:31:08,774 Don't you dare blow this. 705 00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:18,584 That's what you get for following orders. 706 00:31:25,659 --> 00:31:27,226 Stay put. 707 00:31:33,967 --> 00:31:36,468 Ah, Dickie, what happened? 708 00:31:36,536 --> 00:31:38,871 Some guy that looks like a fabulous Emmitt Smith 709 00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:41,307 just kidnapped my friend. 710 00:31:41,374 --> 00:31:43,942 - Devry. - He says he's gonna kill Chris 711 00:31:44,010 --> 00:31:45,611 in 24 hours if we don't give him back 712 00:31:45,679 --> 00:31:47,646 the $250,000 that we stole from him. 713 00:31:47,714 --> 00:31:49,882 Seriously, how does Devry keep showing up at places 714 00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:51,250 moments after we do? 715 00:31:51,318 --> 00:31:52,951 Uh-oh. 716 00:31:53,019 --> 00:31:54,753 I think I know who has my walkie. 717 00:32:06,288 --> 00:32:08,757 You told Devry where we were? 718 00:32:09,938 --> 00:32:11,606 Inadvertently, okay? 719 00:32:11,974 --> 00:32:12,874 He has my walkie. 720 00:32:12,942 --> 00:32:14,809 Because you left it at Devry's check-cashing place. 721 00:32:14,877 --> 00:32:16,811 Gus, it is difficult to hoof it around 722 00:32:16,879 --> 00:32:18,446 with a belt that's got all this business on it. 723 00:32:18,514 --> 00:32:20,081 What did I tell you 724 00:32:20,149 --> 00:32:22,183 about keeping your police possessions close to you? 725 00:32:22,251 --> 00:32:24,586 Nick, you're gonna blow a top, man. 726 00:32:24,653 --> 00:32:27,155 What have I lost, honestly? 727 00:32:27,223 --> 00:32:29,924 A-a measly radio and those big, pink cuffs 728 00:32:29,959 --> 00:32:31,659 that look like trash ties. 729 00:32:31,727 --> 00:32:33,661 Dickie, what are you doing? 730 00:32:33,729 --> 00:32:35,663 I'm sorry, okay? I really am, 731 00:32:35,731 --> 00:32:38,633 but I cannot get taken in right now. 732 00:32:38,701 --> 00:32:41,336 They will kill Chris. He's my best friend. 733 00:32:41,404 --> 00:32:43,838 I got to go save him. 734 00:32:43,906 --> 00:32:45,707 Don't follow me. 735 00:32:45,775 --> 00:32:48,777 - Dickie! - Nice, Shawn. 736 00:32:48,844 --> 00:32:51,913 Okay, this is not great for us. 737 00:32:53,682 --> 00:32:56,618 Wow. I am speechless. 738 00:32:56,685 --> 00:32:58,953 Me too, chief. 739 00:32:59,021 --> 00:33:01,456 You know, Nick, I have no idea what's going on 740 00:33:01,524 --> 00:33:02,924 inside that head of yours, 741 00:33:02,992 --> 00:33:05,493 but I've got no choice but to extend your suspension 742 00:33:05,561 --> 00:33:07,629 - for another month. - Oh. 743 00:33:07,696 --> 00:33:11,633 And you... Okay, where is Mr. Guster? 744 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:13,168 Uh, chief, I'm... I'm afraid 745 00:33:13,235 --> 00:33:14,702 that what we, uh, may be dealing with 746 00:33:14,770 --> 00:33:18,106 is an I.B.S. situation. 747 00:33:18,174 --> 00:33:19,707 Don't know if you've seen the commercials. 748 00:33:19,775 --> 00:33:21,142 I've seen the commercials. 749 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:22,777 Well, then you know it can be spotty. 750 00:33:22,845 --> 00:33:24,345 Oh, God, please, just stop talking. 751 00:33:24,413 --> 00:33:26,481 Oh, I have received 752 00:33:26,549 --> 00:33:29,617 a lot of advice on how to discipline you guys, 753 00:33:29,685 --> 00:33:31,553 ranging from your father's suggestion 754 00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:34,289 that we merely extend your police training 755 00:33:34,356 --> 00:33:36,024 to having you pick up garbage on the beach 756 00:33:36,092 --> 00:33:37,325 wearing orange jumpsuits. 757 00:33:37,393 --> 00:33:39,828 - That was mine. - I prefer my dad's idea. 758 00:33:39,895 --> 00:33:40,995 Well, I don't. 759 00:33:41,063 --> 00:33:43,098 Enrolling you guys in the academy 760 00:33:43,165 --> 00:33:46,568 was a good idea gone horribly, horribly awry. 761 00:33:46,635 --> 00:33:48,736 At least when you screwed up as detectives, 762 00:33:48,804 --> 00:33:50,405 you'd somehow end up catching the bad guys. 763 00:33:50,473 --> 00:33:53,975 Some people just aren't cut out for police work. 764 00:33:54,043 --> 00:33:56,044 With that said, Mr. Spencer, 765 00:33:56,112 --> 00:33:58,279 you and Mr. Guster 766 00:33:58,347 --> 00:34:00,014 are here by reinstated as consultants, 767 00:34:00,082 --> 00:34:01,683 effective immediately. 768 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:02,951 Sorry? 769 00:34:03,018 --> 00:34:05,720 That is a-a clever, well-timed quip, chief. 770 00:34:05,788 --> 00:34:07,856 It's not a quip, detective. 771 00:34:07,923 --> 00:34:09,924 You can't be serious. 772 00:34:09,992 --> 00:34:11,960 Yeah, they did screw up again, but they were able to track down 773 00:34:12,027 --> 00:34:14,162 - our suspects before we did. - We're a team. 774 00:34:14,230 --> 00:34:15,930 And I'd prefer that they screw up 775 00:34:15,998 --> 00:34:17,232 while not wearing our uniforms. 776 00:34:17,299 --> 00:34:18,633 We won't let you down, chief. 777 00:34:18,701 --> 00:34:22,003 Yes, you will. 778 00:34:22,071 --> 00:34:23,905 Now hand over your cadet badge. 779 00:34:23,973 --> 00:34:26,374 Gladly. 780 00:34:30,146 --> 00:34:32,714 Must've slung it in one of these side babies here, 781 00:34:32,781 --> 00:34:34,249 just right in here, for safe... 782 00:34:39,188 --> 00:34:40,989 I-I really do have a problem. 783 00:34:43,425 --> 00:34:45,426 It's over. 784 00:34:45,494 --> 00:34:47,228 You were in the johnny can the whole time? 785 00:34:47,296 --> 00:34:49,097 My belt is still intact, Shawn. 786 00:34:49,165 --> 00:34:50,632 It doesn't just slide on and off. 787 00:34:50,699 --> 00:34:52,100 Here's the good news... We don't have to wear 788 00:34:52,168 --> 00:34:53,601 this ridiculous gear anymore. We are back. 789 00:34:53,669 --> 00:34:55,670 I think I'm gonna go hit a bar and another bar 790 00:34:55,738 --> 00:34:56,971 and then another. 791 00:34:57,039 --> 00:34:58,506 Nick, come on, man, you got to rally it up. 792 00:34:58,574 --> 00:35:00,441 Dickie's out there somewhere trying to wrangle the money 793 00:35:00,509 --> 00:35:01,809 to pay Devry back... We just got to find him. 794 00:35:01,877 --> 00:35:03,211 No, I'll pass. 795 00:35:03,279 --> 00:35:05,013 Besides, where in the world is he gonna come up 796 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,449 with 250 grand within the next six hours? 797 00:35:14,323 --> 00:35:16,090 I have a guess. 798 00:35:22,498 --> 00:35:24,432 Do you honestly think that Dickie would be so dumb 799 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:26,201 as to rob from the crazy bookie 800 00:35:26,268 --> 00:35:28,369 - he just paid off? - The kid's desperate, Gus. 801 00:35:29,538 --> 00:35:33,208 Nobody steals from Lester Bazo. 802 00:35:33,275 --> 00:35:35,577 Yes, I think he's that dumb. 803 00:35:35,644 --> 00:35:36,844 That's propane, Shawn. 804 00:35:36,912 --> 00:35:38,379 We got to get in there and save Dickie. 805 00:35:38,447 --> 00:35:39,747 That's not what I was thinking. 806 00:35:39,815 --> 00:35:41,649 Come on. 807 00:35:50,059 --> 00:35:52,193 I'm out. 808 00:35:54,463 --> 00:35:55,997 Hey, Dickie, what's the word? 809 00:35:56,065 --> 00:35:58,132 Damn, you almost got this off. 810 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,235 What are you guys doing here? 811 00:36:00,302 --> 00:36:02,070 I simply can't imagine us getting ourself 812 00:36:02,137 --> 00:36:04,239 - into a worse situation. - Yo, Dickie! 813 00:36:04,306 --> 00:36:06,407 Where you at, man? 814 00:36:06,475 --> 00:36:08,376 I know you in here. 815 00:36:11,547 --> 00:36:13,681 Who the hell are you? 816 00:36:13,749 --> 00:36:15,116 Who am I? 817 00:36:15,184 --> 00:36:16,751 I'm that cat you be seeing in your dreams 818 00:36:16,819 --> 00:36:18,253 and your nightmares. 819 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,455 - Devry, I got your money. - Shh. 820 00:36:20,522 --> 00:36:23,057 - All right. - That money belongs to me. 821 00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:25,727 Really? I don't think so. 822 00:36:25,794 --> 00:36:27,495 Nice. 823 00:36:27,563 --> 00:36:28,963 That was a massacre, Shawn. 824 00:36:29,031 --> 00:36:30,932 - Everybody died. - That's not true. 825 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,433 Christian Slater and Patty Arquette made it out. 826 00:36:32,501 --> 00:36:34,068 And Michael Rapaport. 827 00:36:34,136 --> 00:36:37,505 That's a good point, Dickie. I forgot about that. 828 00:36:37,573 --> 00:36:40,275 I know you ain't got no shells in that gun. 829 00:36:43,312 --> 00:36:46,047 We are gonna die and die ugly, Shawn. 830 00:36:46,115 --> 00:36:48,650 They're gonna take us out. 831 00:36:48,717 --> 00:36:50,451 Not if they take each other out first. 832 00:36:52,955 --> 00:36:54,522 Attention, shoppers. 833 00:36:54,590 --> 00:36:57,191 Attention, shoppers. 834 00:36:57,259 --> 00:36:58,893 All tubed meats are half off today, 835 00:36:58,961 --> 00:37:00,662 and for you Bloodsport fans out there, 836 00:37:00,729 --> 00:37:02,664 Bolo Yeung is in aisle seven 837 00:37:02,731 --> 00:37:05,133 looking to get shot. 838 00:37:12,608 --> 00:37:16,344 Over in produce, we have Jackie Earle Haley on steroids 839 00:37:16,412 --> 00:37:18,079 toting a gun. 840 00:37:18,147 --> 00:37:20,181 Squash that melon. 841 00:37:22,685 --> 00:37:23,718 Dude, dude, it's working. 842 00:37:23,786 --> 00:37:25,253 All that's left is Bazo and Devry. 843 00:37:28,390 --> 00:37:31,059 I just done shot Bazo three times. 844 00:37:31,126 --> 00:37:32,427 Now I'm coming for you, Dickie. 845 00:37:32,494 --> 00:37:34,228 What the hell are we gonna do, Shawn? 846 00:37:34,296 --> 00:37:35,863 You know what? 847 00:37:35,931 --> 00:37:38,299 It's time for a trained officer of the law 848 00:37:38,367 --> 00:37:39,634 to step up and save the day. 849 00:37:39,702 --> 00:37:41,803 We have been at the academy for two days... 850 00:37:41,870 --> 00:37:42,870 - Two days, Shawn. - Cover me. 851 00:37:42,938 --> 00:37:44,872 - With what? - Improvise. 852 00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:47,075 That's... 853 00:37:47,142 --> 00:37:48,309 That's my gun. 854 00:37:55,818 --> 00:37:57,251 Oh! Oh! 855 00:38:08,831 --> 00:38:10,531 Dude, what was that? 856 00:38:10,599 --> 00:38:11,799 It's me! 857 00:38:11,867 --> 00:38:13,601 Are you kidding me? 858 00:38:13,669 --> 00:38:16,170 You've achieved pitch-perfect AK-47-mouth action. 859 00:38:16,238 --> 00:38:17,638 I know! I've been practicing! 860 00:38:17,706 --> 00:38:19,841 Air bump. 861 00:38:34,490 --> 00:38:38,159 You know Devry's right behind you, right? 862 00:38:38,227 --> 00:38:41,195 That's right. Turn around. 863 00:38:43,465 --> 00:38:46,634 Things you need to do for me or you die... 864 00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:49,537 One, drop your weapon. 865 00:38:51,607 --> 00:38:55,376 Two, get that Dickie out here with my money. 866 00:38:57,579 --> 00:39:01,549 And three... 867 00:39:01,617 --> 00:39:03,384 Tell me where the heck you got them kicks, 868 00:39:03,452 --> 00:39:06,220 'cause I'm feeling them in a nasty, silly way. 869 00:39:06,288 --> 00:39:07,588 - These? - Mm-hmm. 870 00:39:07,656 --> 00:39:08,956 You like these, huh? 871 00:39:09,024 --> 00:39:10,525 But seriously, though, 872 00:39:10,592 --> 00:39:12,760 kick that gun over here. 873 00:39:20,769 --> 00:39:23,538 I'm gonna kill you anyway, I think, so... 874 00:39:23,605 --> 00:39:25,106 Not on my watch. 875 00:39:25,174 --> 00:39:26,574 Hey! 876 00:39:26,642 --> 00:39:29,110 Nick, I didn't know you shopped here. 877 00:39:29,178 --> 00:39:30,445 I don't. 878 00:39:30,512 --> 00:39:31,879 Too much mayonnaise in the tuna salad. 879 00:39:34,483 --> 00:39:35,850 I still got a hostage, fool, 880 00:39:35,918 --> 00:39:38,486 which means I still have the upper hand. 881 00:39:38,554 --> 00:39:41,556 And speaking of hands, yours is shaking like crazy. 882 00:39:48,397 --> 00:39:50,665 Nick! 883 00:39:50,732 --> 00:39:54,268 You are under arrest. 884 00:39:54,336 --> 00:39:57,038 Nick, you're amazing. You're a crack shot. 885 00:39:57,105 --> 00:40:00,475 Mr. Spencer, do you have this under control? 886 00:40:00,542 --> 00:40:02,710 I believe I do. How you doing over there? 887 00:40:02,778 --> 00:40:05,146 I-I think I'm gonna barf. 888 00:40:06,782 --> 00:40:08,950 Ah, that's... that's unfortunate. 889 00:40:13,039 --> 00:40:16,008 Well, this case has had a lot of ups and downs, 890 00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:17,117 but you pulled it together in the end. 891 00:40:17,884 --> 00:40:19,786 And on a separate note, 892 00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:21,435 Mr. Spencer and Mr. Guster, 893 00:40:21,812 --> 00:40:24,447 you will return the 11 bags of groceries 894 00:40:24,515 --> 00:40:26,750 that you procured while the crime scene at Bazo's 895 00:40:26,817 --> 00:40:27,784 was being processed. 896 00:40:27,952 --> 00:40:28,952 Well, chief, we planned 897 00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:30,594 on paying for those groceries, 898 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:32,997 but, unfortunately, Mr. Bazo is dead. 899 00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,598 He isn't dead. 900 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:37,001 He's in the I.C.U. 901 00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:38,602 Oh. 902 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,104 Did you already put that giant ham in the oven? 903 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:41,271 You know I did. 904 00:40:41,339 --> 00:40:42,773 Officer Conforth, 905 00:40:42,841 --> 00:40:44,742 in the end, you showed great bravery. 906 00:40:44,809 --> 00:40:46,710 But you may very well be 907 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:50,647 the worst officer in the field I've ever seen. 908 00:40:50,715 --> 00:40:52,149 Detective Lassiter, go ahead. 909 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:55,853 The cadets coming out of your classes at the academy 910 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,322 are top-notch, Conforth. 911 00:40:58,390 --> 00:40:59,823 I respect that, 912 00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:02,059 not very much, but enough to make it worth mentioning. 913 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:03,527 That being said, 914 00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:05,396 we are withdrawing your suspension. 915 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,531 You can start back at the academy tomorrow. 916 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:10,634 Well, thank you, detective. 917 00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:12,503 And I'm glad that the cadets have a great role model 918 00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:13,837 such as yourself to look up to 919 00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:16,206 when they're out in the field, so... 920 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:26,717 Fellas, I think we can probably afford 921 00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:28,585 to nip the love fest in the butt. 922 00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:30,187 - What do you say? - Yeah. 923 00:41:30,255 --> 00:41:31,422 I think it's "bud," Shawn. 924 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,090 Well, I think "butt" makes more sense. 925 00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:35,392 You know what, Nick? 926 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:37,027 You can be my wingman anytime. 927 00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:38,762 - Our wingman. - Wingman? 928 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:40,364 What, like, a helper on dates? 929 00:41:40,432 --> 00:41:41,565 - Nope. - That's a negative. 930 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:43,000 - Good luck to you, bud. - Come on. 931 00:41:43,068 --> 00:41:44,201 Psst. 932 00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:48,138 Chief's gonna make you return the groceries, isn't she? 933 00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:49,173 Yeah. 934 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,541 Well, I got something 935 00:41:50,608 --> 00:41:53,477 way cooler than 23 boxes of Cap'n Crunch, 936 00:41:53,545 --> 00:41:55,012 a honey-baked ham, and soy milk. 937 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,147 Soy milk? Damn it, Gus. 938 00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:00,984 Oh, my guchen. 939 00:42:01,052 --> 00:42:03,654 That is an exact replica of Kelly McGillis' leather jacket 940 00:42:03,721 --> 00:42:04,788 from Top Gun. 941 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:06,723 I can wear it tonight. 942 00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:09,093 How about I wear it tonight? 943 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,461 - That's weird. - Yeah. 944 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,663 - You wear it tonight. - I'll wear it. 945 00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:16,667 Sorry. 946 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:26,867 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com