All right, Gus, we trained long and hard.
Hours of practice after school,
all those Joe Piscopo-endorsed protein shakes...
It will all be worth it
if we win that mongoose BMX bike at the police department picnic.
Yeah.
- You ready? - Mm-hmm.
Ready, set...
Go!
Come on!
We're almost there! Keep it up!
Inside, outside, inside, outside.
- Yes! - Yes!
A new record!
We're definitely gonna win that bike.
Whassup?
Ohh!
Wait. How do we decide who gets the bike?
Oh, good question. Uh...
We could do eeny, meeny, miney, moe.
Ha ha ha ha! Don't insult my intelligence.
We can do rock, paper, scissors.
Naw. Too easy to cheat.
Well, we can share it.
Of course not!
Uh... I'll race you for it.
- All right. - All right.
Oh!
- Really? - Really?
- Come on, you really? - No, no, no, you really,
- because this is... - I'm going home, man.
No. No, I'm taping your face.
Come here! Come here!
Come here, I'm taping your face, little boy!
Come here!
Dude, if you had told me we were boarding a ferry
to the channel islands to do environmental cleanup,
obviously, I would have said no.
That's exactly what I told you.
- And what did I say? - You said no.
Then why am I here?
Because you're easily distracted.
What? When it comes to mental focus, I'm sharper...
Ooh! Thanks, man. I was starved.
Yo, when they say these things really satisfy,
they are not lying.
So packed with...
Oh, man. And... Done.
Heh heh. Check out those outfits.
Must be on work detail.
No, I mean those outfits.
You may be into the environment, Gus,
but at least you're not one of those dudes.
Hey!
The Guster!
- What's happening? - Long time no see, man.
How you doin'?
You remember my brother, don't ya?
Of course I do, ye... Oh, okay.
Uh, guys, this is my friend Shawn.
He'll be volunteering with us today.
Shawn, this is Dan Carter and his brother Carl.
Hola, Shawn. You can call me D.C.
And me C.C.
No. Ho. Ha ha ha.
Well, that's cute.
In order to reduce carbon emissions,
you guys ask people not to use your first names?
Shawn. You have to forgive my friend Shawn.
He's not very environmentally conscious.
It's okay, Gus.
Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
Before you go black Al Gore on me,
you should know that your sea sickness patch fell off.
Okay, first of all,
black Al Gore was your Halloween costume, not mine.
And secondly, my seasick patch is right here...
Here we go.
Let's get you to a bathroom. Gentlemen.
- Ohh! - It's all right, buddy.
It's okay. It's all right.
Stairs.
Don't go boneless on me, Gus.
Do not go boneless!
Sick man coming through.
Move if you don't wanna get sprayed on, come on!
Move it. Wait. Hold on.
Hey. Hold on a second.
I'm sorry. You're gonna have to wait.
You don't understand.
My friend has the equilibrium of a bubble bee.
You gotta let him in there. No, you don't understand.
State of California law says no one can occupy a restroom
with furloughed felons, which is them,
except for an armed escort, which is me.
This guy here...
These guys would peel that head like a grape.
Not on my watch.
The head peel is my fourth greatest fear, Shawn.
We can wait. You sure?
- Mm-hmm. - We'll wait.
- Yeah, cool. - Go on, son.
What gives?
You didn't see him doing his little pee pee dance?
Even they can see that.
They're felons, not animals. What's the matter with you?
Come on, Gus.
We'll take you to the other bathroom.
Ah. That should do it.
I would certainly hope so.
- You heard that, right? - Yes.
- Uh-oh.
Wait a second.
If the prison guard is here, then where are the convicts?
Gus, this is a prison break.
Corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com
You're not so bad now.
All right. What happened?
- I-I don't know.
Shoot, one minute I'm checking the stalls after they finish.
Next thing I know, I got a knot on my head,
I'm wakin' up in this closet.
Dude, where is your gun?
Oh, they probably turned it in for some books
at the local community center.
Where you think it's at, man?
Listen, I think we need to go upstairs
and tell everybody what happened.
No, no. No, the last thing we need
is a panic on our hands, man.
That'd put everybody in danger.
- We need to call the police. - That's the sixth time
you've said that today,
and this time, I actually agree with you.
I'm gonna call the bridge and inform the captain.
This is Henry Spencer.
Dad, listen up and listen carefully.
Gus and I are on a ferry
for some ridiculous environmental cleanup.
Do not editorialize, Shawn.
Four prisoners on board, a work furlough.
Now, they overtook their guard with relative ease,
and we're pretty sure they're planning an escape.
What should we do?
All right, Shawn, listen to me,
and I want you to listen carefully.
You do not do anything.
Do you understand?
We'll coordinate with the Coast Guard
to intercept the vessel.
In the meantime,
I want you to stay in constant contact with me.
Look, I'll try,
but cell coverage is spotty at best out here.
Then don't move. I'll call you with our ETA.
Shawn, the worst thing you can do in these situations
is take matters into your own hands.
Got it.
We're gonna have to take matters into our own hands.
Are you sure that's what your dad said?
Gus, don't be the one game
at Chuck E. Cheese that isn't broken.
By the time the cops arrive, these prisoners will be
halfway from here to the Pacific Ocean.
Halfway from here to the Pacific Ocean
is the Pacific Ocean, Shawn.
What the heck was that?
Why are we stopping? I got to the captain.
See, protocol says that he shuts down the engine,
then he locks off the bridge
so the convicts can't get to him and hijack the ferry.
That means they're already scrambling.
Whatever they're gonna do, they're gonna do it soon.
Hey, man, all these dudes got at least 20 years or more.
They got nothin' to lose.
They'd do anything to get off this boat.
Yeah? Well, we're the only ones that can stop them.
Man! I guess I had y'all wrong.
Hey, look, man, I owe y'all an apology
for the way I treated y'all back there.
I just assumed y'all was just a couple of...
Punk ass friends from grade school
that liked to get theyself in different situations
and then riff on things at other people's expense, you know?
- Pssh! No. - No.
Couldn't be further from the truth.
That's the wrong truth.
I see now y'all a couple of Gs.
Ha ha ha.
- I could really use y'all. - Yeah, yeah.
Craig, man.
- Gus. - Shawn.
All right, so what's our play, Craig?
- What'd you say? - The play.
What... what's the play, Craig?
Craig, man.
Craig.
Did you see Friday?
Are you kidding me?
Mama!
Mamaaaaa!
- Man, you just got knocked the... - Wow. Really, Shawn?
We wanna be used. How can we help?
Oh. Yeah. Y'all know where we can get some supplies?
I believe we do.
Then right after that, we spent three months
in the Amazon rain forest.
Amazon. Rain forest.
True, dat.
Hey, the Guster!
We were teaching the natives how to compost.
In hindsight,
I think all they really wanted was food.
- Why would you say that, Carl? - Well, they were hungry.
Psst.
Come here, come here.
What ya got? Here.
Oh, yeah, some rope.
Ah! Binoculars.
Yes, walkies!
Yes, binoculars, walkies, hemp rope.
Is there by chance a hemp rifle in there?
Let's not forget the armed part of armed and dangerous.
Or the John Candy part.
Shawn, what are you doing right now?
- Eating a fruit roll-up.
Look, guys, we're gonna split up.
Use the walkies to communicate.
Shawn, I want y'all to go up high.
Look out for anything,
anything in order to give you a clue
as to these convicts' whereabouts,
like passengers acting funny or scared
or blacked-out windows... Anything.
Got it.
Where you gonna be?
Once y'all radio me the convicts' location,
I'm gonna isolate them from the civilians.
That's when I'm gonna make my move.
By yourself?
I got the Lord on my side, brother.
- I admire your faith. - Oh, yeah.
Let's bounce.
There they are.
Uh, Craig, you there?
You realize you're using your radio voice?
Not to be confused with your cell phone voice
or your white dude voice. I do not have a radio voice.
- Who is this? - Gus.
This don't sound like you.
You using some kind of radio voice or something, man?
Listen. We have a visual on the suspects.
They're sneaking onto the lifeboat.
- I'm on it. 10-4.
Cool.
Damn!
Shawn, Gus, they sealed off all the doors
to the outer deck.
Damn. Okay. We'll think of something.
You ready?
Y... Wh...
Hey, if I'm gonna die, you'd better be right behind me,
or I will haunt your kitchen cabinets till the day you die.
Shh, shh, shh, shh!
Get the hell outta here.
No!
How is that possibly a good idea?
Sorry, prison dudes.
We simply could not let you take that lifeboat.
Now you have no choice but to stay here
and wait for the police to take you in.
Actually, there is another choice.
Lassiter.
Tell my dad
I kind of took matters into my own hands.
Okay, Mr. Northcutt, there's a way this plays out
where no one, including you or your fellow inmates,
gets hurt.
But first and foremost, we need confirmation
that the hostages are safe.
Well, they are.
But if you want them to stay that way,
then you provide us with a fully fueled boat,
a GPS descrambler,
and assure us...
That no one's gonna follow us.
Call me back when we've got a deal.
O'Hara, do we have that intel yet?
"Dane Northcutt.
"Sanfus Sanders, Adam George,
Gabriel Appel."
Each has a multipage rap sheet.
Crimes range from grand larceny to armed robbery.
They've been model prisoners up until now.
This work furlough was a reward for good behavior.
They're currently armed and considered very dangerous.
They all orchestrated
being on work detail at the same time.
I'm willing to bet this was their plan all along.
I don't know what happened in there,
but I do know this much...
It was that jackass Spencer's fault.
Lassiter, not really helpful right now.
Carlton, I'm sure that whatever Shawn did
it was because he felt he had no choice.
Choice 17... You could have let them get in the boat
and left your phone near to track it.
Choice 18.
You could have sat your mark ass down somewhere
and let me handle it.
Choice 19... We could have got in the boat and got away!
Everyone empty their pockets into this bag.
- Hey, man. - Come on, give it up.
- Hey, dude, dude. - What?
Why don't you let the women and children
and men go?
- Why don't you shut up? - All right.
Come on, give it up.
Come on, give it up!
We gotta do something
to let them know they can trust us.
Give them the nod.
Shawn, the nod works
when it's me giving it to a brother
behind the counter at jamba juice,
not an armed convict. Tch!
Look, man.
We gotta create an unexpected emergency,
one they ain't gonna be able to handle.
Then, we'll throw 'em off,
and we can exploit that to break down their unity.
- What kind of emergency? - I got an idea.
Does it involve a bear?
I've got a better idea.
Wh...
Shawn!
Ah!
Sorry.
Mm...
Mommy.
Help!
Somebody! Somebody help! Yo, yo!
Man down, man down!
Hey, hey. What's going on here?
Y'all two gotta do something, or dude is gonna die.
Stay with us, Gus. Hang in there, buddy.
We losin' him! We losin' him, man!
Hey, if hostages start droppin' up in here,
cops gonna be all over this piece!
You two pick him up.
What the hell are we supposed to do with him?
Yeah, man. We ain't no doctors.
He's just seasick, you freakin' idiots.
Just get him outta here.
Don't worry, Gus.
Here. Here's another patch.
Okay, worry a little.
Up, up.
You know what? I don't like this.
It's taken the cops way too long to respond.
Yeah, way too long.
What's the ETA on the snipers?
They're almost in position.
Yeah, well, "almost" isn't good enough.
That's it.. They're starting to break.
This is my chance to convince them to let us go.
All right, listen.
You gotta come at these guys hard
if you want them to respect you, okay?
No silliness. No random movie references.
This is just like Collateral.
Except I'm Jamie Foxx and you're Tom Cruise.
You're Cruise.
You finished?
- Oh, yeah, man. - You sure?
You sure, 'cause if you're not... I'm done, I promise.
No, 'cause you seem to think I ain't got nothing else
better to do with my time. We're in this thing together.
Please. Finish what you were saying.
Well, one way for you to come off hard...
Take the last thing they said,
and then you repeat it back to them.
You know, like a angry question.
That doesn't make any sense.
That doesn't make any sense?
Oh, I stand corrected.
- Oh, you stand corrected! - Okay, I got it.
- You sure? - Yeah, yeah.
'Cause it's subtle. You wanna practice?
It's not subtle. I got it.
The two of you need to shut up right now.
I don't wanna shoot you.
Oh, you don't wanna shoot us?
You don't wanna shoot us?
Man, how dare you say, "you don't wanna shoot us"?
All right, all right, man. Just calm down.
Now...
Oh...
We told you to shut up.
Yo.
We just saw the cops loading up two boats with snipers.
Damn it!
Ohh... Uhh...
You said if we went along with you,
it'd all be smooth.
You didn't say anything about no snipers.
Yeah, man, he's right. I ain't trying to die.
Look, man, you ain't the only one with a dime piece
waitin' for him out there.
You think I wanted this to happen?
Hey. Prison dude.
Cops aren't playing around, okay?
I think it's time you rethink your plan.
I'm sure they'd be willing to make a deal
if you show 'em some good faith,
a gesture, you know?
Like that all the hostages are safe.
That's all they care about in these situations.
Didn't you see Dog Day?
You're right.
You are absolutely right.
Choice 21... You could have used hypnosis
to convince him to let us all go.
Gus, I was hoping he would release the hostages,
not use us as a human shield.
This is Vick.
We're still working on getting you that boat.
Nice try, but it's too late.
You call off your snipers right now.
You'll see they have no clear shots.
Damn it. They're all in the way.
Okay, Mr. Northcutt. Let's just remain calm.
There is an easier way out if you just surrender now.
You listen to me!
If we're not provided that boat in ten minutes,
I'm gonna start killing your hostages.
You got that?
Chief, we have to listen to them.
Two of our own are on board.
- Well, 11/2 at best. - Still not helpful.
Come on, Henry, you and I both know
we have a strict policy of nonnegotiating
in situations like this.
Chief, make the call.
We're goin' in.
The boys are goin' hard!
- Go. - Go!
- Oh, come on, man, please. - Shut up!
I voted for Obama!
- Shut up! Move! - Come on!
Just take Kyle! Go! Go! Go!
Shut up!
Oh!
Boys! Put this on!
Where's all the inmates? You have to go down.
You have to go through the door and down.
I got four! Four prisoners on this boat.
I got four prisoners.
I think we got 'em!
No!
Lassie, no!
Those two aren't prisoners!
What the hell are you talking about?
They're not prisoners!
- Who are they? - Um...
D.C. and C.C.?
All right, listen up.
By the time we caught up with the stolen medic boat,
Northcutt and Sanders had already made their escape.
The hunt is now an interagency top priority,
so we are coordinating everything
with the Sheriff's department as well as the Coast Guard.
Your personal assignments have been sent to your inboxes.
Chief, anything on Northcutt or Sanders
out of the Department of Corrections
that can help us on this?
I've got something, chief.
I'm sensing these men belong to a prison brotherhood,
a small cadre, if you will.
This indicates there could be an accomplice
who potentially aided in the escape of Northcutt
and Sanfus Sanders.
Well, at this point I'll take any lead that I can get.
Okay, Mr. Spencer,
let's try to find other members, if any even exist.
And the rest of you, let's get to work.
We've got an hour or two at most to catch these guys,
and then they're gone.
Defense!
What, what, what?
Hey, man, what are you doin' here?
I had to come in to give my statement to Detective Lassiter.
That explains the long face.
I know dealing with Lassie can be very unpleasant,
like crawling over broken glass or any kind of weiner surgery.
That's not really it. The warden called.
He fired me.
What? Why?
Two dangerous convicts escaped on my watch.
Come on, I'm sure a snafu like that's
happened at the prison before.
- First time. - Ooh.
In that case...
Man, I'm... I'm really sorry.
I'm not.
There's no excuse for letting those men
get the jump on you
and putting those civilians at risk.
The very least, you should be bleeding to death
from a bullet taken while trying to stop their escape.
Come on, Lassie, that's not reason
to kick a man when he's already down.
That's exactly when a man should be kicked,
because that's the only way he learns.
The nuns taught me that. Wow.
Lassie, the more I learn about you,
the more I'm convinced you are the penguin.
Except lankier.
I do my job
and put those animals behind bars.
It was your job to keep them there.
Yeah, well, your next job is about to be
the you better get up outta my face kind.
Gladly.
You reek of failure.
Gay dude is right. I am a failure.
I messed up the only job I ever had.
Only thing I know how to do is be a prison guard.
I got no other skills.
And I'm supposed to be helping my mom and dad
with their medical bills.
Hey, man, look... Often when one door closes,
another even better door will open in the future.
Whatever.
Gus and I can give you some money.
That's not the kind of door I was talking about.
Fellas, I appreciate it, but I can't take your charity.
That's not how I was raised.
I'm not talking about charity, Craig.
I'm talking about giving you a job.
Truth is, we need you, man. You know more about
Northcutt and Sanders than anybody.
You help us find these guys,
and we will split our fee for the case.
Still not the door I was talking about.
That might be cool.
All right, deal.
Yeah. Craig is back!
- All right. - Let's get crackin', man.
To the blueberry. I'll get my coat
and meet you in the parking lot.
My man! Yeah, brother!
Man, how's he gonna fit in the car?
I don't know!
Shawn, I'm all about helping a brother out,
but did you have to offer him half?
Don't worry. We'll give him my half.
Won't cost you a cent. So now I'm the greedy miser?
No. We'll give him my half. And... Done.
All right, cool. Thanks, Hector.
All right, so... My man who's a guard in Unit B
says that Sanders and Northcutt
formed the Tres Diablos five years ago
with Northcutt's cellmate.
His name's Percy Dunn.
Percy Dunn. The lightning thief.
No. That's Percy Jackson, Shawn.
By the way, he could have helped them plot their escape.
Let's question him.
You ain't gettin' nothing outta Dunn, man.
He been dead two years. Hmm.
Dunn. I feel like I saw that name
in one of the escapee files.
Come on, Gus... Don't say things
just for the sake of making noise.
No. Here it is right here.
"Lorraine Dunn. 2409 Via Esperanza."
She's a volunteer G.E.D. tutor at the prison.
And guess who's been one of her regular students
for the past two years.
Northcutt.
- Mm-mm...
- To the blue... - Shawn.
Berry.
I met Dane when he shared a cell with my late son...
Percy.
Hmm. Is that you and Percy there?
Yes. I used to work at that church.
And Percy would help me clean the place after school.
We didn't make much money,
but it was enough to put food on the table
and keep Percy out of trouble.
It's no coincidence
that when the church was boarded up,
Percy started running with the gangs.
And we know how that ended.
Dane really helped me with my grief
after Percy passed away.
The two of you got pretty close over the years.
Dane... means the world to me.
'Scuse me. What is the name of this drink?
It's my homemade horchata.
It is surprisingly tasty.
- Ah, gracias. - Gus, do you mind?
We're sort of in the middle of something.
Mrs. Dunn...
This is muy importante.
Did Dane try to contact you after he escaped custody?
No. He hasn't.
You know what?
I think I'll have one more glass
of this delicious horchata, if you don't mind.
Eh... I...
I just cleaned this table.
Uh, Shawn,
let me holler at you for a second.
- This cracker's lying. - I know, but, uh...
Cracker?
It's Prison 101, Shawn.
Convicts' moms lie to protect their sons.
You heard her.
Northcutt is like her own flesh and blood.
No way he would have left town without saying good-bye.
So how you wanna handle it?
I'm a psychic detective, remember?
Not really.
Mrs. Dunn...
I'm afraid you lied to us.
Now, do we need to call the police?
Because I happen to know a detective
who doesn't mind roughing up older women.
Okay.
He was here.
Dane was here earlier.
What did he say? Where's he headed?
He didn't tell me.
He just wanted to make sure I was okay.
And to see the room where Percy grew up...
To pay his respects.
That's all, I swear.
Gus.
Ms. Dunn isn't much of a house cleaner
for someone so trigger-happy with their pledge.
Gus, Craig.
I've arrived at the following two conclusions.
First, this is likely
one of the largest pencils in North America.
- Agreed. - And I know
what Northcutt was looking for.
A key. And he found it.
Chief, I'm sensing the key that Northcutt found in the vent
is also the key to where he is going.
Pun intended. It wasn't a pun.
You just used the same word twice.
- Noted and ignored. - I just got a tip from my CI.
Two men matching the description of our suspects
just hired an immigrant smuggler to get them out of the country.
It's fairly certain the vehicle being used in the job
is a locally owned big rig
set to leave Santa Barbara in two hours.
What is this embarrassment to law enforcement doing here?
I'm about to kick your ichabod crane-looking ass,
- that's what. - Enough, enough!
We are running short of time.
- Let's go, come on. - I need you... Lassiter.
Lassiter.
I need you to track down asap
every coyote that's been busted in the last six months.
And pull the manifest from every trucking company
and independent contractor
who has a rig that meets these criteria... Please.
- Yes, ma'am. - Yes, ma'am.
Oh...
You are so lucky she's standing there.
Mr. Guster, Mr. Spencer,
just go follow the key lead.
- You got it. - We're on it.
Let's go, baby.
We need to access Percy Dunn's prison file,
see if there's anything in there
to tell us what that key might be for.
Craig, I have an idea.
Why don't you use my dad's computer?
My security code still works in the prison database.
- Sweet. - Percy Dunn.
It says here his last stretch was 20 years for armed robbery.
Dunn was involved in the California federal heist of '99.
I remember reading about that.
Something about it was never solved.
Yeah, I heard there was $1 million in cash
that was never recovered.
Fellas, that's it... Dunn and Northcutt were cellmates.
Dunn knew he wasn't gonna make it,
so he told Northcutt where he stashed the million,
and that is what the key is for.
- But where's the key to? - Locker.
- A storage room? - Safety deposit box.
Hey, guys, any new leads?
How you feel, mama?
Dude... Really?
She a dime piece.
Dime piece?
What is that, like an invisible stopwatch
or a chocolate coin?
It's a hot woman. A ten.
And thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
You ain't the only one
with a dime piece waiting for him out there.
Dime piece. Northcutt has a girlfriend.
Look, I'm gonna tell you boys
the same thing that I told the cops...
I haven't seen or heard from Dane in weeks, okay?
Um, Shawn, can I holler at you for a minute?
She's lying.
I know.
I also noticed you didn't use "cracker."
I'm complicated.
Everyone empty their pockets into this bag.
Come on, give it up.
Patty.
I'm sensing that while you and Dane
have had your fair share of problems in the past,
recently, he's tried to be a much better father to Travis.
Okay, yeah, he came through here earlier.
He was being all sweet to Travis
and talking about buying us a new place
in a nice new neighborhood.
He was even talking about going to church tonight.
It's no coincidence
that after the church was boarded up,
Percy started running with the gangs.
I know where the money is.
And I know what the key was for.
Thank you.
Can you imagine lugging around all that dough?
You have an idea how much a million in cash must weigh?
Seriously, do you?
It's not that much, Shawn.
It's like a hundred... a hundred stacks.
It probably weighs as much as a pumpkin.
- Agree to disagree. - Then why did you ask?
- Shh. - You asked me.
Shh!
We've gotta stop those guys.
No. What we need to do is call Lassie and Juliet
and let them stop these guys.
- There's no time. - I agree with Shawn.
We need to make a move right now.
Fine.
Everybody find something you can use as a weapon.
Shawn...
That's what you picked as a weapon...
A candle?
What? Too waxy?
Here. Take this.
It's the bible!
"As for the deeds of men
"by the words of your lips
I have kept from the paths of the violent."
Psalms 17:4.
What?
Now let us go forth... And kick much ass.
Craig 1:1.
- Haaah! - Aah!
Better think about that little boy of yours, Northcutt.
Gus, it worked. It's a miracle.
No, Shawn, it's not.
I'll take that.
Craig.
I can't believe Craig turned on us like that.
Really? That's funny.
Seeing as how you're the one that gave him the idea.
- Excuse me? - At the police department.
You told him that he should have faith,
and good things would happen in his life
like, oh, I don't know... finding $1 million!
No, Shawn, I meant the kind of faith you find in the bible.
You know, like "faith is the substance of things hoped for"?
You're not gonna confuse me by switching languages.
Just so you punks know, we're gonna kill you.
Then we're gonna get our money back from that hack.
And kill him.
Yeah!
- You're not wriggling enough! - I'm wiggling as much as I can.
- I said wriggling, Gus. - What difference does it make?
I'm doing as much as I can. Use your teeth to tear the tape.
- I just got them cleaned. - Shawn...
We're gonna have to come up with another way out of this.
I know!
What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
- I'm about to die. - What's the second thing?
I'm about to die on an empty stomach!
- Man, what's the third thing? - I don't know!
What do you want from me, Shawn... The cabinet?
The cabinet!
Oh, we got the drop on you!
- Let's go! - This way!
Let's go, let's go!
- Hold up, Craig! - Hey!
That's a company car! Craig!
Damn.
Dude, if we go through those woods,
we can cut him off before he hits the bottom of the drive.
The question is... Do we still have our good stuff?
Of course we do. We can do this, Shawn.
Damn right, we can. We're the best there ever was.
- What? - Shared leg first.
Syncopated breathing.
- Oh! - Aah!
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, hell!
No!
No, no, no.
Aah!
Shawn. Shawn, Gus.
Come on, here you go.
Oh, man, I'm so glad you two are all right.
I mean, I could never live with myself
if I hurt either one of you.
Okay.
Bye.
- What? - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Isn't this where you're supposed to reconsider
what you're doing?
- Why would I do that? - Because it's wrong.
You're better than this, Craig!
I used to be. Hell, I had a good career.
I was making around 40k a year with excellent benefits,
but that's all gone now.
Hell, in this job climate,
I'd be lucky to land a part-time gig somewhere
as a night watchman making 15.
Dude, I had no idea it was so rough out there.
Yeah, it is.
How much did we make last year?
- I'm not telling you. - That's fair.
Hell, with this money,
I can take care of my parents, my grandparents,
my aunties, my uncles,
my little cousin Brucie and Min-Min and them.
I can get these corns removed,
and I might even have a little left over
to fulfill my lifelong dream
of opening a wine bar in Bangkok.
Those seem like worthy goals, Craig.
The question you wanna ask yourself...
does Bangkok need another wine bar?
Seriously, Shawn, that's the question you wanna ask?
I'm concerned that the Turkish market
is a little oversaturated.
Bangkok is in Thailand, Shawn.
The more important question is, Craig,
do you wanna throw away an entire life of doing right
for this one wrong?
Think about it.
Now, gimme the gun, Craig.
No.
Aah!
- Yes! - Yes!
- What? - Dude, I am so proud of you!
I better call Lassie and Jules.
Gus, you and Craig make sure those guys stay put.
You got it, partner.
- Wait... no... yah! - Wait, wait!
Aah!
Hope you enjoyed your furlough, fellows.
Because you won't be getting a next one until forever.
Yeah, um...
Probably not a good idea
to taunt violent criminals, fellows.
You never know, they might escape
or, you know, get out someday,
and believe me, they... They hold grudges.
- 'Excuse the sarcasm! - Just kidding!
Little joke.
Messin' around with you guys.
Hey, listen, I'm really sorry.
I lost my head back there at the church.
I know we probably can't be friends after what I've done,
but I hope you forgive me.
Listen, Craig, everyone makes mistakes.
That's what makes us human.
The important thing is is that in the end
you made the right choice.
- Sounds like the wrap up to a Scooby-Doo episode.
I know.
I didn't really...
Just to prove to you that we do not hold grudges,
we are still gonna split our fee with you.
I really appreciate that.
I mean, especially since I'm the one that owes you.
I know that's right.
Hey, sounds like things got a little hairy
down at the church.
What exactly happened?
Uh...
Well...
Northcutt and Sanders there,
got the drop on Gus and I, which is rare.
But luckily, Craig was there to save the day.
It was pretty cut and dry.
Well, great job, officer.
And I'll have you know I've already spoken to the warden,
and in light of your actions today,
I think there's an excellent chance
you're going to get your job back.
- Boom! - What? See?
I told you things work out if you have a little faith.
And there's more good news.
There's $100,000 reward
for returning the stolen money from the Cal fed robbery.
All right!
So congratulations again, Craig.
Uh, it's "Crayg."
"Crayg." Okay.
Hercules, Hercules, Hercules.
Ha ha ha ha!
Dude, that's awesome!
Oh, wow!
Gus, you were so right!
You see what I'm saying?
This turned out better than I could ever imagine!
100 Gs!
- Okay! - Hoo!
Bye.
Ha ha ha!
Take care, man.
Wait a minute. Isn't he forgetting something?
The part about how he owes us.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Craig!
No, no, no. No, no, Craig.
Dude, we got a post card from Craig.
Oh. I guess you were wrong
about the Bangkok wine bar market.
You know, technically half of that wine bar is ours.
We should go over there and claim it.
Except we can't afford the air fare
because you gave away half our fee.
It was for a worthy cause.
Speaking of a worthy cause,
there's another environmental cleanup
on the island this afternoon.
Gus, I will tell you exactly the same thing
I told you last time... No.
Cool. I get it.
Thanks, man, I was starving.
- So easy. - Packed with peanuts!
Corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com