1 00:00:04,079 --> 00:00:06,392 That's highway department's problem, not mine. 2 00:00:10,168 --> 00:00:11,545 I'm gonna have to call you back. 3 00:00:12,702 --> 00:00:14,590 Alright, what are you three doing here? 4 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:15,823 Aren't you supposed to be in school? 5 00:00:15,884 --> 00:00:18,449 Yeah, well we came to see that UFO you cleared from that field this morning. 6 00:00:18,738 --> 00:00:19,853 You mean the weather balloon? 7 00:00:19,973 --> 00:00:20,962 They got to him. 8 00:00:21,082 --> 00:00:22,426 Who got to me, Dennis? 9 00:00:22,546 --> 00:00:26,154 The secret government agency in charge of extra-terrestrial cover-ups. 10 00:00:27,030 --> 00:00:28,228 How much are they paying you? 11 00:00:28,348 --> 00:00:29,415 All right, that's enough, guys. 12 00:00:29,483 --> 00:00:31,050 Back to school now. 13 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:33,052 Do you think this is a game, Mr. Spencer? 14 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,453 I assure you, it's not. 15 00:00:34,521 --> 00:00:37,023 Inside that grounded cassiopeian death pod 16 00:00:37,090 --> 00:00:39,692 sits an army of glornokian mercenaries 17 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,360 intent on colonizing our planet 18 00:00:41,428 --> 00:00:43,162 and propagating their evil species. 19 00:00:43,230 --> 00:00:45,398 After they probe us. 20 00:00:48,869 --> 00:00:50,936 We should go. He's packing. Yeah. 21 00:00:51,004 --> 00:00:53,539 There are no such things as UFOs, Shawn. 22 00:01:00,814 --> 00:01:03,716 So the plaintiff is entitled to compensatory 23 00:01:03,784 --> 00:01:08,287 and punitive damages, per article 35-a, section "J," 24 00:01:08,355 --> 00:01:11,090 which stip... which, uh... 25 00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:49,395 Oh, Jesus! Toby! 26 00:01:49,463 --> 00:01:51,731 Hey, Roy. Are you... are you okay? 27 00:01:51,798 --> 00:01:55,801 Just came by to drop off the Patterson file... 28 00:01:55,869 --> 00:01:57,770 And some refills. 29 00:01:57,838 --> 00:01:59,872 Oh, yeah, right. 30 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:03,609 Um, listen, did you notice any commotion a moment ago? 31 00:02:03,677 --> 00:02:05,711 No. No. 32 00:02:05,779 --> 00:02:07,046 What kind of commotion are we talking about? 33 00:03:10,844 --> 00:03:14,079 Toby. Toby! 34 00:03:14,147 --> 00:03:15,948 Toby, where are you going? Toby, no! 35 00:04:00,093 --> 00:04:02,027 Aren't you forgetting something? 36 00:04:02,095 --> 00:04:06,499 - No. - Hey! Hey! 37 00:04:06,566 --> 00:04:08,000 Chief said we were supposed to let him 38 00:04:08,068 --> 00:04:09,401 drive around with us, get to know our process. 39 00:04:09,469 --> 00:04:10,803 We are not currently driving. 40 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:12,738 You need to stop taking your frustration with Shawn 41 00:04:12,806 --> 00:04:13,939 out on Henry. 42 00:04:14,007 --> 00:04:15,741 Better him than the neighbor's cat. 43 00:04:16,977 --> 00:04:19,345 Ow. 44 00:04:21,715 --> 00:04:24,483 I... I could have suffocated in there! 45 00:04:24,551 --> 00:04:25,985 Jeez, I cracked the window. 46 00:04:26,052 --> 00:04:26,952 - I'm glad that Shawn peanut-buttered your phone 47 00:04:27,020 --> 00:04:27,953 the other day. 48 00:04:28,021 --> 00:04:29,588 I knew that was him. 49 00:04:29,656 --> 00:04:33,058 - Guys! - I still have jif in my ear. 50 00:04:33,126 --> 00:04:35,294 Mr. Kessler, I am Detective O'Hara, 51 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:37,463 and this is Detective Lassiter, and this is Henry Spencer, 52 00:04:37,531 --> 00:04:40,165 who helps us coordinate our investigations. 53 00:04:40,233 --> 00:04:42,001 So, sir, I understand 54 00:04:42,068 --> 00:04:43,736 you witnessed a kidnapping last night. 55 00:04:43,803 --> 00:04:45,638 I'd say it was more of an abduction. 56 00:04:45,705 --> 00:04:47,439 Do you have any idea who the perpetrator was? 57 00:04:47,507 --> 00:04:50,142 Yes! An extraterrestrial. 58 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:52,311 How come the crazies never live close by? 59 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:53,812 Listen, I know it sounds nuts, 60 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,180 but I'm telling you, I saw it with my own eyes. 61 00:04:55,248 --> 00:04:58,617 An alien came down and snatched a young lawyer 62 00:04:58,685 --> 00:04:59,885 that works at my firm... Toby Shore. 63 00:04:59,953 --> 00:05:01,453 Mr. Kessler, no offense, 64 00:05:01,521 --> 00:05:03,289 but I think you're gonna have a hard time 65 00:05:03,356 --> 00:05:04,690 finding anyone to believe a story like that. 66 00:05:04,758 --> 00:05:06,025 Was he tall and scaly, 67 00:05:06,092 --> 00:05:07,826 or short, with a huge lollipop head? 68 00:05:07,894 --> 00:05:09,228 Tall, I think. 69 00:05:09,296 --> 00:05:10,963 - Reptilian. - Probably hostile. 70 00:05:11,031 --> 00:05:12,965 All right, people, we're gonna need a speak & spell 71 00:05:13,033 --> 00:05:14,366 and seven pounds of mashed potatoes. 72 00:05:14,434 --> 00:05:15,668 Enough! 73 00:05:15,735 --> 00:05:16,835 Mr. Kessler, if your co-worker doesn't show up 74 00:05:16,903 --> 00:05:18,537 in the next eight hours, 75 00:05:18,605 --> 00:05:21,473 feel free to file a missing persons report. 76 00:05:21,541 --> 00:05:23,042 Until then, stop wasting our time. 77 00:05:23,109 --> 00:05:24,577 You owe me a new phone! 78 00:05:29,049 --> 00:05:32,418 You have a very nice home. 79 00:05:32,485 --> 00:05:34,987 This UFO, was it more like a bright sphere, 80 00:05:35,055 --> 00:05:37,389 or two soup bowls glued together? 81 00:05:37,457 --> 00:05:40,559 No, it was a sphere, definitely. 82 00:05:40,627 --> 00:05:42,061 What are you guys? Are you UFO chasers? 83 00:05:42,128 --> 00:05:45,698 Nothing as ridiculous as that. We're psychic detectives. 84 00:05:45,765 --> 00:05:47,199 And we can help you get to the bottom 85 00:05:47,267 --> 00:05:50,703 of what happened last night. Ah, fantastic. You're hired. 86 00:05:50,770 --> 00:05:52,905 Shawn! May I have a word? 87 00:05:52,973 --> 00:05:55,240 Excuse us. 88 00:05:55,308 --> 00:05:59,378 I... I really don't think you should take this case. 89 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:00,379 Well, I don't think you should be dropping the dime 90 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:01,814 on my peanut butter pranks. 91 00:06:01,881 --> 00:06:03,315 Look, we all know there's 0% chance 92 00:06:03,383 --> 00:06:04,917 that you don't end up believing this kook. 93 00:06:04,985 --> 00:06:06,118 How do you figure that? 94 00:06:06,186 --> 00:06:07,620 Because you want to believe him, Shawn. 95 00:06:07,687 --> 00:06:09,021 Just like you wanted to believe 96 00:06:09,089 --> 00:06:10,990 it wasn't a weather balloon when you were a kid, 97 00:06:11,057 --> 00:06:11,890 and you wanted to believe that it was aliens 98 00:06:11,958 --> 00:06:13,525 that abducted Joe Piscopo. 99 00:06:13,593 --> 00:06:14,860 That remains my theory until someone can 100 00:06:14,928 --> 00:06:16,228 pinpoint the man's whereabouts. 101 00:06:16,296 --> 00:06:17,963 Don't worry, Mr. Spencer, I promise you 102 00:06:18,031 --> 00:06:20,065 we will not let our interest in UFOs affect our judgment. 103 00:06:20,133 --> 00:06:22,201 Good. 'Cause you run around town 104 00:06:22,268 --> 00:06:24,370 telling everybody that an alien did this, 105 00:06:24,437 --> 00:06:26,672 you're gonna look like a couple of nut jobs. 106 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:29,274 Shawn, I can't hire nut jobs. 107 00:06:29,342 --> 00:06:30,743 Dad, would you relax, please? 108 00:06:30,810 --> 00:06:33,545 Obviously we don't think aliens are responsible. 109 00:06:33,613 --> 00:06:34,847 Good. 110 00:06:34,914 --> 00:06:38,484 Hold your horses! 111 00:06:41,321 --> 00:06:44,957 Because if aliens did do this, 112 00:06:45,025 --> 00:06:46,892 there'd be signs of electrical disruptions. 113 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:51,296 Exactly! 114 00:06:51,364 --> 00:06:53,032 What else would we see, Gus? 115 00:06:53,099 --> 00:06:54,199 Well, there would most definitely be 116 00:06:54,267 --> 00:06:56,468 a visible ground disturbance. 117 00:06:58,638 --> 00:07:00,739 Right. 118 00:07:00,807 --> 00:07:02,708 So where do you guys want to start? 119 00:07:02,776 --> 00:07:05,077 How 'bout your terrace? 120 00:07:10,550 --> 00:07:13,452 Whoa. 121 00:07:13,453 --> 00:07:23,453 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 122 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,585 All those people who gave you, Dennis, and I flak 123 00:07:42,653 --> 00:07:44,253 for believing in aliens in school... 124 00:07:44,321 --> 00:07:46,822 Jeff Garrett, and that female Russian exchange student 125 00:07:46,890 --> 00:07:48,291 who stole my wallet... 126 00:07:48,358 --> 00:07:49,925 they're gonna eat their words when this goes public. 127 00:07:49,993 --> 00:07:51,327 I've got news, Gus. 128 00:07:51,395 --> 00:07:53,162 Toby Shore was not abducted by an alien. 129 00:07:53,230 --> 00:07:56,032 What? But what about the lights and grass and stuff? 130 00:07:56,099 --> 00:07:58,567 It's time we learned it's never the crazy suspect. 131 00:07:58,635 --> 00:08:00,202 It wasn't a mummy. It wasn't the devil. 132 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:01,470 It wasn't even bigfoot. 133 00:08:01,538 --> 00:08:02,905 Bigfoot? When did we suspect bigfoot? 134 00:08:02,973 --> 00:08:04,307 Missing school bus case. 135 00:08:04,374 --> 00:08:06,142 Remember, there were bite marks in cushion. 136 00:08:06,209 --> 00:08:08,244 The driver's seat was pushed back six feet. 137 00:08:08,312 --> 00:08:10,880 Okay, okay, you're probably right that it's not an alien, 138 00:08:10,947 --> 00:08:13,182 but why don't we keep investigating just to be sure. 139 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:15,718 Because my dad actually makes a valid point. 140 00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:17,787 It's gonna be hard to get any objective work done 141 00:08:17,854 --> 00:08:19,822 when we're both secretly hoping that it's an alien. 142 00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:21,824 So we can rub it in Jeff Garrett's face. 143 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,292 No, Gus, we have to let that go. 144 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,694 So what are you saying, that we pass on the case? 145 00:08:24,761 --> 00:08:27,663 No. Your $1,200 balance on your J.C. Penny card 146 00:08:27,731 --> 00:08:29,131 is not gonna pay for itself. 147 00:08:29,199 --> 00:08:32,034 We'll just have to acknowledge our mutual tendency 148 00:08:32,102 --> 00:08:33,669 to think unreasonably about this topic, 149 00:08:33,737 --> 00:08:35,504 police ourselves accordingly. 150 00:08:35,572 --> 00:08:38,140 - How? - All right... 151 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:40,309 If one of us starts leaning towards the alien theory, 152 00:08:40,377 --> 00:08:42,044 other one gets to flick him in the ear. 153 00:08:42,112 --> 00:08:43,579 That's an incredibly stupid idea. 154 00:08:43,647 --> 00:08:45,181 You have exactly three seconds to beat it. 155 00:08:45,248 --> 00:08:47,216 Three, two, one... pbbbt! 156 00:08:47,284 --> 00:08:50,586 Now, how is that fair? 157 00:08:50,654 --> 00:08:54,190 Now, let's find out what, if anything, 158 00:08:54,257 --> 00:08:56,992 happened here last night. 159 00:08:59,262 --> 00:09:01,097 Roy? May I call you Phil? 160 00:09:01,164 --> 00:09:02,832 I'd rather you didn't. 161 00:09:02,899 --> 00:09:04,400 Fair enough. 162 00:09:04,468 --> 00:09:05,801 How many beers did you have last night? 163 00:09:05,869 --> 00:09:09,205 Just one. Aw, come on, what... 164 00:09:09,272 --> 00:09:11,540 Are you implying that I beer-goggled an alien abduction? 165 00:09:11,608 --> 00:09:13,109 Happened to Gus last New Years. 166 00:09:13,176 --> 00:09:14,343 I hit the white zin hard. 167 00:09:14,411 --> 00:09:17,079 I promise you, I was sober as a judge. 168 00:09:17,147 --> 00:09:19,648 Let me ask you this. 169 00:09:19,716 --> 00:09:20,583 If Toby wasn't abducted last night, 170 00:09:20,650 --> 00:09:21,817 what happened to him? 171 00:09:21,885 --> 00:09:23,386 Maybe he left when you weren't looking. 172 00:09:23,453 --> 00:09:25,287 His car's still in the driveway. 173 00:09:25,355 --> 00:09:26,489 And listen to this. 174 00:09:26,556 --> 00:09:27,390 When I went out to move it this morning, 175 00:09:27,457 --> 00:09:28,524 it wouldn't start. 176 00:09:28,592 --> 00:09:30,993 The car's brand-new! - Really? 177 00:09:31,061 --> 00:09:33,129 You know, cars often lose battery power 178 00:09:33,196 --> 00:09:37,400 when they come in contact with UFOs... ow! 179 00:09:37,467 --> 00:09:39,769 Thank you. Have you tried calling him? 180 00:09:39,836 --> 00:09:41,270 Yeah. About 50 times. 181 00:09:41,338 --> 00:09:42,538 Just goes straight to voice mail. 182 00:09:42,606 --> 00:09:44,673 Maybe he's out of range. Aah! 183 00:09:44,741 --> 00:09:45,975 What the hell was that for? 184 00:09:46,042 --> 00:09:47,443 You were implying he's in space. 185 00:09:47,511 --> 00:09:51,046 - No, I wasn't. - Yes, you were. 186 00:09:51,114 --> 00:09:54,083 Where are you going? 187 00:09:54,151 --> 00:09:56,285 Mr. Kessler, maybe we should talk to your neighbors 188 00:09:56,353 --> 00:09:57,153 to see if they saw anything. 189 00:09:57,220 --> 00:09:58,687 Good luck with that. 190 00:09:58,755 --> 00:10:00,656 The nearest one's about half a mile away. 191 00:10:00,724 --> 00:10:03,592 Listen, you gotta believe me. 192 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:05,728 I was just sitting at the desk last night, 193 00:10:05,796 --> 00:10:07,463 and the whole house started to shake. 194 00:10:07,531 --> 00:10:08,364 And then there were these lights, 195 00:10:08,432 --> 00:10:09,498 and then this... 196 00:10:09,566 --> 00:10:11,534 I was hearing this weird sound. 197 00:10:11,601 --> 00:10:13,169 It sounded like... 198 00:10:19,176 --> 00:10:20,843 No, it sounded nothing like that. 199 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:22,745 Oh, really. Sorry. 200 00:10:22,813 --> 00:10:24,980 I was actually trying to make this sound. 201 00:10:27,584 --> 00:10:30,486 That's it! That's it! That's the sound. 202 00:10:30,554 --> 00:10:31,787 You weren't even close. 203 00:10:31,855 --> 00:10:33,689 You know I struggle with tone deafness. 204 00:10:33,757 --> 00:10:36,759 Why would you... now do you believe me? 205 00:10:36,827 --> 00:10:39,028 Before we answer that question, 206 00:10:39,095 --> 00:10:41,030 we'll need to consult an expert. 207 00:10:50,974 --> 00:10:54,243 Hi, we're looking for Dennis Gogolack. 208 00:10:54,311 --> 00:10:56,912 Shawn? Gus? 209 00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:58,747 - Dennis? - No. 210 00:10:58,815 --> 00:11:00,282 Get the hell out of here. 211 00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:02,818 I don't believe it! 212 00:11:02,886 --> 00:11:04,453 What an awesome surprise! What are you guys doing? 213 00:11:04,521 --> 00:11:05,654 It's been forever! 214 00:11:05,722 --> 00:11:07,156 Wow, we didn't even recognize you, 215 00:11:07,224 --> 00:11:08,491 now that you're... 216 00:11:08,558 --> 00:11:10,593 - What, not fat and nerdy? - Well... 217 00:11:10,660 --> 00:11:11,961 It's okay. It's the truth. 218 00:11:12,028 --> 00:11:13,996 I credit my personal trainer and lasiks. 219 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:15,731 Losing the wizard's cloak also helped. 220 00:11:15,799 --> 00:11:17,066 Come on, get inside here! 221 00:11:20,136 --> 00:11:23,472 Wow. That's interesting. 222 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:25,574 Yeah, my wife's into stuff that dangles. 223 00:11:25,642 --> 00:11:27,243 Looks like the software business 224 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:28,244 has been good to you, Dennis. 225 00:11:32,349 --> 00:11:34,016 Very good. 226 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:36,785 Oh, hey, guys. I'm Dennis' wife, Molly. 227 00:11:36,853 --> 00:11:39,488 That was the creepiest "very" that I've ever heard. 228 00:11:39,556 --> 00:11:40,689 - Hey. - Hi. 229 00:11:40,757 --> 00:11:45,227 Babe, this is Shawn and Gus. 230 00:11:45,295 --> 00:11:47,263 Two good friends of mine from back in grade school. 231 00:11:47,330 --> 00:11:48,931 And now they're psychic detectives. 232 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,332 How cool is that? Really cool. 233 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,767 Nice meeting you guys. 234 00:11:51,835 --> 00:11:53,002 Why didn't you tell me that we were 235 00:11:53,069 --> 00:11:54,270 having friends over, Denny? 236 00:11:54,337 --> 00:11:56,906 Actually, we didn't give Denny 237 00:11:56,973 --> 00:11:59,742 much of a heads up. Here's the thing... 238 00:11:59,809 --> 00:12:01,677 We're investigating a case that may have involved 239 00:12:01,745 --> 00:12:03,012 an alien abduction! 240 00:12:03,079 --> 00:12:05,214 And being that your husband is 241 00:12:05,282 --> 00:12:07,650 one of the foremost experts on the topic... 242 00:12:11,621 --> 00:12:13,455 I'm... I'm sorry, guys, I'm afraid 243 00:12:13,523 --> 00:12:14,957 I'm not much of an expert anymore. 244 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:18,460 Pbbbt! It's been 20 years since I was into that stuff. 245 00:12:18,528 --> 00:12:20,729 Oh, well, that's... same here, bro, I mean... 246 00:12:20,797 --> 00:12:22,197 Beer. 247 00:12:22,265 --> 00:12:24,767 Yeah, Denny is a total jock. 248 00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:27,136 Guilty. I'm guilty as charged. 249 00:12:27,203 --> 00:12:28,938 - Wow. - They did, like, a little.. 250 00:12:29,005 --> 00:12:30,506 - Explosion. - Yeah. 251 00:12:30,574 --> 00:12:31,607 But hey, you guys don't have to take off yet. 252 00:12:31,675 --> 00:12:32,875 We've got some catching up to do. 253 00:12:32,943 --> 00:12:34,843 Actually, we're under a bit of a time crunch. 254 00:12:34,911 --> 00:12:35,878 No, no, no, let me just give you 255 00:12:35,946 --> 00:12:37,646 a quick tour of the place. 256 00:12:37,714 --> 00:12:39,348 Denny, I was actually gonna go hang with the girls, though. 257 00:12:39,416 --> 00:12:40,316 Is that okay? Yeah. 258 00:12:40,383 --> 00:12:42,151 Okay. Nice meeting you guys. 259 00:12:42,218 --> 00:12:44,053 - Very nice. - Stop it. 260 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,655 Come on. Come check out my office! 261 00:12:46,723 --> 00:12:48,557 All right. 262 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:54,763 I gotta say, Dennis, I'm surprised that you, 263 00:12:54,831 --> 00:12:56,665 of all people, outgrew the whole nerd thing. 264 00:12:56,733 --> 00:12:59,368 I mean, come on, you were a class-three dungeon master 265 00:12:59,436 --> 00:13:00,869 with your own set of custom 12-sided dice. 266 00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:16,418 Let's go. 267 00:13:16,486 --> 00:13:18,087 What... 268 00:13:19,489 --> 00:13:23,525 Oh, my... You are a closet nerd! 269 00:13:23,593 --> 00:13:25,494 Literally. 270 00:13:25,562 --> 00:13:28,030 Dude! 271 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:29,398 What? 272 00:13:29,466 --> 00:13:31,667 You have a replica of Captain Adama's helmet 273 00:13:31,735 --> 00:13:33,869 from the original Battlestar Galactica? 274 00:13:33,937 --> 00:13:37,373 And Levar Burton's glasses from Star Trek? 275 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,607 Those aren't replicas, gentlemen. 276 00:13:38,675 --> 00:13:41,110 I got those for 15 grand a pop at auction. 277 00:13:41,177 --> 00:13:43,345 I have never been so motivated to make money. 278 00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:45,180 Wait till I show you where the magic happens. 279 00:13:45,248 --> 00:13:46,448 And I mean that literally. 280 00:13:46,516 --> 00:13:47,716 There's another hidden room downstairs 281 00:13:47,784 --> 00:13:49,652 where I practice my magic tricks. 282 00:13:49,719 --> 00:13:51,220 Why all the secrecy? 283 00:13:51,287 --> 00:13:54,223 Well, look, when I first met Molly, 284 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:55,791 it was clear she was only into guys' guys. 285 00:13:55,859 --> 00:13:58,293 So, you know, that's what I pretended to be. 286 00:13:58,361 --> 00:14:00,295 She ended up buying it. 287 00:14:00,363 --> 00:14:01,797 I guess I've been pretending ever since. 288 00:14:01,865 --> 00:14:04,700 Sounds exhausting. 289 00:14:04,768 --> 00:14:05,801 You have no idea. 290 00:14:05,869 --> 00:14:08,370 Every day is a new challenge. 291 00:14:08,438 --> 00:14:10,339 Whether it's trying to draw blanks during jeopardy, 292 00:14:10,407 --> 00:14:11,674 or having to sneak in here 293 00:14:11,741 --> 00:14:14,610 every time I want to track some UFO activity 294 00:14:14,678 --> 00:14:16,078 or sew a new renaissance faire costume. 295 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,113 Excellent stitch work, my liege. 296 00:14:18,181 --> 00:14:20,816 Thanks, Gus. 297 00:14:20,884 --> 00:14:22,651 The worst is when I'm around Molly's friends' husbands. 298 00:14:22,719 --> 00:14:25,421 To say inane stuff, like "beer me," 299 00:14:25,488 --> 00:14:27,356 or, "yeah, I'd totally hit that." 300 00:14:27,424 --> 00:14:28,924 What, exactly, am I hitting? 301 00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:30,325 Most likely an attractive lady. 302 00:14:30,393 --> 00:14:32,027 Okay, that's horrible. 303 00:14:32,095 --> 00:14:33,195 Is it really worth it, Den? 304 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,530 Have you seen my wife? 305 00:14:34,597 --> 00:14:37,132 Listen, Dennis, we need your opinion 306 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,233 on this recording. 307 00:14:38,301 --> 00:14:40,969 Gus is convinced it's a UFO. 308 00:14:41,037 --> 00:14:42,438 Let's hear it. 309 00:14:47,043 --> 00:14:50,279 Based on my research, 310 00:14:50,346 --> 00:14:53,615 I'd say that's a voyager pod from the serpens dwarf galaxy... 311 00:14:53,683 --> 00:14:56,085 Or... Bad new age music. 312 00:14:56,152 --> 00:14:57,419 But if you had to choose? 313 00:14:57,487 --> 00:15:00,522 Wait a second. 314 00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:01,857 Wait a second. Wait a second. 315 00:15:01,925 --> 00:15:05,394 If you guys could give me the time and location, 316 00:15:05,462 --> 00:15:06,862 I could check the sky activity. 317 00:15:06,930 --> 00:15:09,264 I hacked into the national weather service's computer 318 00:15:09,332 --> 00:15:10,799 a few years back, and can pretty much access 319 00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:12,134 their radar database whenever I want. 320 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,969 All right. 321 00:15:14,037 --> 00:15:15,904 Well, he lives at 25 buckskin drive. 322 00:15:15,972 --> 00:15:17,272 And it happened around 11:00 at night. 323 00:15:23,713 --> 00:15:24,680 Nothing. 324 00:15:24,748 --> 00:15:26,415 Well, what do you know. 325 00:15:31,688 --> 00:15:34,189 Wait a minute. 326 00:15:34,257 --> 00:15:37,926 You better try 10:44, just to be safe. 327 00:15:45,135 --> 00:15:47,035 You've gotta be kidding me. 328 00:15:47,103 --> 00:15:50,272 W-what is... what is... what is that? 329 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,307 Uh, Den... 330 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:53,408 Dennis... 331 00:15:53,476 --> 00:15:55,110 You all right there, buddy? 332 00:15:58,448 --> 00:16:00,649 She doesn't even know that you're asthmatic? 333 00:16:00,717 --> 00:16:05,420 No. And she never will. 334 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,859 All right, Gus, 335 00:16:10,927 --> 00:16:12,394 I can't believe I'm about to say this. 336 00:16:12,462 --> 00:16:14,897 What? 337 00:16:14,964 --> 00:16:16,198 I think Toby got abducted. 338 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,266 - So do I. - You do? 339 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,467 - Yes. - Sweet. 340 00:16:18,535 --> 00:16:19,768 Why are we both covering our ears, then? 341 00:16:19,836 --> 00:16:21,703 I don't know. 342 00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:26,875 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 343 00:16:26,943 --> 00:16:28,377 Tell me you're not calling Jeff Garrett. 344 00:16:28,444 --> 00:16:30,712 No, Roy. He needs to know that we believe him. 345 00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:33,182 All right, but make sure you tell him to keep it on the qt. 346 00:16:33,249 --> 00:16:34,483 - I know. - All right. 347 00:16:34,551 --> 00:16:36,385 I'm standing here just outside the home 348 00:16:36,452 --> 00:16:37,886 of prominent local attorney Roy Kessler, 349 00:16:37,954 --> 00:16:39,354 who's joined me now, 350 00:16:39,422 --> 00:16:41,557 and has a rather shocking announcement to make. 351 00:16:41,624 --> 00:16:42,991 Mr. Kessler. 352 00:16:43,059 --> 00:16:46,361 Well, last night I witnessed aliens abduct 353 00:16:46,429 --> 00:16:47,663 a fellow co-worker. 354 00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:48,764 People are gonna think he's nuts. 355 00:16:48,832 --> 00:16:49,998 And I can prove it, 356 00:16:50,066 --> 00:16:51,700 thanks to the fine investigative work 357 00:16:51,768 --> 00:16:54,069 being done by psychic detectives Shawn Spencer 358 00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:57,239 and... Gurton Buster. 359 00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,575 - Gurton what? - Oh, my God, 360 00:16:59,642 --> 00:17:01,577 I look like K.D. Lang. 361 00:17:02,946 --> 00:17:03,712 What kind of proof are we talking about? 362 00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:04,746 Well, I know, I know. 363 00:17:04,814 --> 00:17:05,948 It does sound shocking... 364 00:17:06,015 --> 00:17:09,117 Yes, dad, we'll be right there. 365 00:17:14,858 --> 00:17:17,759 Before you go off on us, answer me this question. 366 00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:19,995 Do you think that picture of me on the news 367 00:17:20,063 --> 00:17:22,097 makes me look like I should be singing constant craving? 368 00:17:22,165 --> 00:17:24,132 Shawn, what'd I tell you about taking this case? 369 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,868 Mr. Spencer, we have hard evidence on this one. 370 00:17:25,935 --> 00:17:27,436 Not to mention the fact that Roy Kessler is 371 00:17:27,503 --> 00:17:28,971 a respected attorney, 372 00:17:29,038 --> 00:17:31,206 not some crazy conspiracy theorist. 373 00:17:31,274 --> 00:17:32,774 Are you kidding? That's exactly what he is! 374 00:17:32,842 --> 00:17:35,611 Shawn, have you ever heard of Budding Textiles? 375 00:17:35,678 --> 00:17:36,912 That's the company that had to fork out millions 376 00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:38,213 for the chemical spill. 377 00:17:38,281 --> 00:17:39,915 - Uh-huh. It got hundreds of people sick. 378 00:17:39,983 --> 00:17:42,217 And you know who thinks it was done on purpose? 379 00:17:42,285 --> 00:17:44,353 - Erin Brokovich. - Roy Kessler. 380 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:47,022 He's preparing a lawsuit against them. 381 00:17:47,090 --> 00:17:48,924 We didn't know that. 382 00:17:48,992 --> 00:17:50,259 Yeah, I suppose you also didn't know 383 00:17:50,326 --> 00:17:52,261 he's being heavily medicated for anxiety. 384 00:17:52,328 --> 00:17:55,597 He misses a dose, and he's prone to psychotic episodes. 385 00:17:55,665 --> 00:17:58,533 Last year, he claims to have seen a panda 386 00:17:58,601 --> 00:17:59,968 in his company's kitchen. 387 00:18:00,036 --> 00:18:03,238 That's not crazy at all. Pandas are big eaters. 388 00:18:03,306 --> 00:18:04,373 Ten years ago, Kessler claimed... 389 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,941 you got it... 390 00:18:06,009 --> 00:18:07,776 he saw a UFO while on vacation. 391 00:18:07,844 --> 00:18:09,378 Saucer or sphere? 392 00:18:09,445 --> 00:18:10,946 You know, you two wouldn't have missed this kind of stuff 393 00:18:11,014 --> 00:18:13,348 if you hadn't been so blinded by your childish interests, 394 00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:15,484 okay, first of all, the only thing 395 00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:17,319 we were blinded by is... Science! 396 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:18,587 - That never gets old - Nope. 397 00:18:18,655 --> 00:18:20,522 Tell me this... if Toby wasn't abducted, 398 00:18:20,590 --> 00:18:22,057 where the hell is he? 399 00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:23,525 Right in there. 400 00:18:23,593 --> 00:18:26,161 Morning. 401 00:18:26,229 --> 00:18:28,297 - This morning. - He really kind of... 402 00:18:28,364 --> 00:18:30,232 He took a cab to his parents' house that night 403 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,934 after his car wouldn't start. 404 00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:34,670 Turned off his phone, and he slept in. 405 00:18:37,774 --> 00:18:39,708 Nice going, man. 406 00:18:39,776 --> 00:18:41,610 - Ow! - Ow! 407 00:18:41,678 --> 00:18:43,312 - Ow! - Ow! Unh... 408 00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:46,148 Stop! 409 00:18:51,307 --> 00:18:53,008 I remember him muttering all this stuff 410 00:18:53,075 --> 00:18:55,210 about lights and ships. 411 00:18:55,278 --> 00:18:57,913 I thought it was just Roy being Roy. 412 00:18:57,980 --> 00:18:59,147 And then I turned on the tv today 413 00:18:59,215 --> 00:19:00,882 and heard his insane theory. 414 00:19:00,950 --> 00:19:02,951 - I wouldn't call it insane. - Would you let it go? 415 00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:06,021 I tried everything I could to get him to take his meds. 416 00:19:06,088 --> 00:19:07,889 I would even pick them up at the pharmacy for him 417 00:19:07,957 --> 00:19:10,091 and bring them to him directly. 418 00:19:10,159 --> 00:19:12,594 Man, he's gonna hear it at the office on Monday. 419 00:19:12,662 --> 00:19:13,762 Actually, your firm just suspended him 420 00:19:13,829 --> 00:19:15,163 until he completes a month's stay 421 00:19:15,231 --> 00:19:16,598 in a mental health facility. 422 00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:20,035 Wow. Who's gonna get all his cases? 423 00:19:20,102 --> 00:19:21,736 We're available. 424 00:19:21,804 --> 00:19:23,238 Isn't that right, Mr. Spencer? 425 00:19:23,306 --> 00:19:26,274 Gus here is a whiz at legal zoom, 426 00:19:26,342 --> 00:19:27,876 and my cousin has a personal injury law firm 427 00:19:27,944 --> 00:19:29,744 called Accidentes. Heard of it? 428 00:19:29,812 --> 00:19:31,813 - No, I haven't. - You will. You will. 429 00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:34,883 Good work, people. Papa bear. 430 00:19:47,296 --> 00:19:48,697 You know what, Gus, I really don't appreciate 431 00:19:48,764 --> 00:19:50,131 being snickered at. 432 00:19:50,199 --> 00:19:52,067 Never again are we investigating something 433 00:19:52,134 --> 00:19:53,935 related to one of our childhood obsessions. 434 00:19:54,003 --> 00:19:55,170 What if there's a pop rocks murder? 435 00:19:55,238 --> 00:19:56,304 That is the exception. 436 00:19:56,372 --> 00:19:58,273 Excuse me, Spencer. 437 00:19:58,341 --> 00:20:00,909 Quick question. 438 00:20:00,977 --> 00:20:02,377 How does it feel to be so wrong 439 00:20:02,445 --> 00:20:04,946 that you are now... A walking joke? 440 00:20:05,014 --> 00:20:07,682 Just like you, minus the kind boots and the soft eyes. 441 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:11,820 Ha! Wow, this is really a big moment for me. 442 00:20:11,887 --> 00:20:15,490 I may even do a little dance. 443 00:20:15,558 --> 00:20:18,493 Oh, yes, I will. 444 00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:21,930 All right, that's it, Gus. 445 00:20:21,998 --> 00:20:23,465 We are gonna find out what really happened, 446 00:20:23,532 --> 00:20:25,033 and we are gonna clear our good names. 447 00:20:25,101 --> 00:20:26,668 Let me ask you something. 448 00:20:26,736 --> 00:20:28,003 If you were an up and comer at a law firm, 449 00:20:28,070 --> 00:20:28,903 and you were abducted by aliens... 450 00:20:28,971 --> 00:20:30,205 Because that happens. 451 00:20:30,273 --> 00:20:31,706 Would you tell anyone? 452 00:20:31,774 --> 00:20:33,875 I know I wouldn't, because they would think I was nuts. 453 00:20:33,943 --> 00:20:35,443 Like I do right now. 454 00:20:35,511 --> 00:20:36,711 That dude was not abducted, Gus. 455 00:20:36,779 --> 00:20:38,847 Okay, well, you have three seconds 456 00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:40,949 to come up with a better theory to explain all this weirdness. 457 00:20:41,017 --> 00:20:41,850 - All right. - Three, two, one... Bzzzz! 458 00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:43,285 That's my trick. 459 00:20:43,352 --> 00:20:45,153 How do you explain the radar, the recording, 460 00:20:45,221 --> 00:20:46,521 the indentation on the lawn? 461 00:20:46,589 --> 00:20:48,323 Let me tell you. It was a plane on the radar. 462 00:20:48,391 --> 00:20:50,292 Someone cranking yanni on the recorder. 463 00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:52,093 And the indentation could have been a million things. 464 00:20:52,161 --> 00:20:53,795 Shawn, how do you explain the three strange markings 465 00:20:53,863 --> 00:20:55,964 on Toby's arm? You saw those? 466 00:20:56,032 --> 00:20:57,098 Of course I did. 467 00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:58,933 And I didn't have to do this. 468 00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:00,135 Are you mocking my "it's a clue" face? 469 00:21:00,202 --> 00:21:01,236 - Yep. - Do it again. 470 00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:03,371 I don't look like that. Yes, you do. 471 00:21:03,439 --> 00:21:04,906 You're a bastard. 472 00:21:04,974 --> 00:21:06,007 Shawn, you know that abductees often have 473 00:21:06,075 --> 00:21:06,941 strange markings on their skin. 474 00:21:07,009 --> 00:21:08,043 So do I when I don't use 475 00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:09,878 enough sunscreen... now come here. 476 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:15,483 Stand still and let me flick your ear. 477 00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:16,584 He was abducted, Shawn. 478 00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:17,652 - Was not. - Yes, he was. 479 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,820 - No, he wasn't. - Yes, he was. 480 00:21:18,888 --> 00:21:19,788 - Was not. Wasn't. - Yes, he was. 481 00:21:19,855 --> 00:21:21,623 Wasn't infinity! 482 00:21:21,691 --> 00:21:23,325 If you're gonna act like a child about this, 483 00:21:23,392 --> 00:21:24,626 then we're gonna have to bring in a third party 484 00:21:24,694 --> 00:21:26,328 to settle this disagreement. Fine. Who? 485 00:21:26,395 --> 00:21:27,996 He was definitely abducted. 486 00:21:28,064 --> 00:21:29,097 The markings combined with the other details 487 00:21:29,165 --> 00:21:30,131 have me convinced. 488 00:21:30,199 --> 00:21:31,700 Why would I tag in a guy 489 00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:33,268 with a custom-made ewok costume? 490 00:21:33,336 --> 00:21:35,403 Hey, what's the name of that law firm he works at? 491 00:21:35,471 --> 00:21:37,105 Uh, Wilcox, Kessler, and something. 492 00:21:37,173 --> 00:21:39,107 Hold on. What are you doing? 493 00:21:39,175 --> 00:21:42,677 Getting his work address so you can spy on this guy. 494 00:21:42,745 --> 00:21:44,813 Look, fellas, you have to see 495 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,082 if he's exhibiting the other telltale abduction signs. 496 00:21:47,149 --> 00:21:48,650 You know this. Paranoia! 497 00:21:48,718 --> 00:21:50,251 The compulsion to travel to unknown areas. 498 00:21:50,319 --> 00:21:52,087 Suicidal tendencies. 499 00:21:52,154 --> 00:21:53,321 Spewing nonsense with authority. 500 00:21:53,389 --> 00:21:54,989 Oh, wait, that's you guys. 501 00:21:55,057 --> 00:21:56,691 You mock, but I'm still waiting 502 00:21:56,759 --> 00:21:58,526 on a better theory from you. 503 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,936 All right. It was Toby. 504 00:22:08,003 --> 00:22:11,673 Why did he just tilt his head and squint? 505 00:22:11,741 --> 00:22:13,007 It's his "I got a clue" face. 506 00:22:13,075 --> 00:22:14,476 Think about it, "Gust." 507 00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:16,411 Toby knew he stood to inherit all of Roy's cases 508 00:22:16,479 --> 00:22:17,946 if he could just get him out of the way. 509 00:22:18,013 --> 00:22:19,347 So he arranged for him to have one of his 510 00:22:19,415 --> 00:22:20,315 psychotic episodes. 511 00:22:20,383 --> 00:22:21,783 How? 512 00:22:21,851 --> 00:22:25,353 I would even pick the meds up from the pharmacy 513 00:22:25,421 --> 00:22:27,055 and bring them to him directly. 514 00:22:27,123 --> 00:22:28,957 By tampering with his meds. 515 00:22:29,024 --> 00:22:31,726 And you know what, it worked like a charm. 516 00:22:31,794 --> 00:22:33,695 Roy goes nuts. The next day, 517 00:22:33,763 --> 00:22:35,597 Toby's a major player at the firm. 518 00:22:35,664 --> 00:22:37,332 Let's go. Where are we going? 519 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,234 Well, we're gonna take Dennis' advice, 520 00:22:39,301 --> 00:22:40,769 do a little spying on our boy. 521 00:22:40,836 --> 00:22:42,904 What can I do? 522 00:22:42,972 --> 00:22:45,073 You could lend us some sweet disguises. 523 00:22:45,141 --> 00:22:46,808 Fellas, just tell me what you need. 524 00:22:49,278 --> 00:22:53,047 I have never felt cooler. 525 00:22:53,115 --> 00:22:54,282 You've never looked cooler. 526 00:22:54,350 --> 00:22:56,317 Dennis is gonna have to pry this helmet 527 00:22:56,385 --> 00:22:58,987 of my cold, dead noggin. 528 00:22:59,054 --> 00:23:01,990 There's Toby. 529 00:23:06,462 --> 00:23:09,798 Dude, he's sweating and shaking. 530 00:23:09,865 --> 00:23:11,966 Have you been seeing clues this whole time? 531 00:23:12,034 --> 00:23:14,903 Paranoia is one of the telltale signs of an abduction. 532 00:23:14,970 --> 00:23:16,704 It's also the sign of a guy with a guilty conscience. 533 00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:18,273 Stop saying stupid things. 534 00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:21,943 You're a disgrace to those glasses. 535 00:23:22,011 --> 00:23:23,411 He's bolting, Gus! 536 00:23:27,850 --> 00:23:29,551 He's wandering to unknown areas. 537 00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:31,486 This helmet is not made for running! 538 00:23:31,554 --> 00:23:33,488 I should have borrowed Charlton Heston's scarf 539 00:23:33,556 --> 00:23:35,690 from Soylent Green. 540 00:23:41,297 --> 00:23:43,698 I can't see out these glasses, Shawn. 541 00:23:43,766 --> 00:23:46,301 Where'd he go? Where'd he go? 542 00:23:46,368 --> 00:23:49,571 We lost him. Son of a... 543 00:23:52,374 --> 00:23:54,175 Hello? Is this Shawn Spencer? 544 00:23:54,243 --> 00:23:56,444 Toby? 545 00:23:56,512 --> 00:23:58,379 You gotta help me. They're following me. 546 00:23:58,447 --> 00:23:59,447 Whoa, whoa. Calm down, man. 547 00:23:59,515 --> 00:24:00,882 Who's... who's following you? 548 00:24:00,950 --> 00:24:02,317 I don't know. 549 00:24:02,384 --> 00:24:04,118 I think it's the black dude from Star Trek 550 00:24:04,186 --> 00:24:06,387 and some white guy in a ridiculous helmet. 551 00:24:06,455 --> 00:24:08,656 Which is your opinion. Where are you? 552 00:24:08,724 --> 00:24:09,991 Listen to me. 553 00:24:10,059 --> 00:24:14,229 Roy Kessler was telling the truth. I told you, i told you, i told you. 554 00:24:14,296 --> 00:24:17,532 Okay... You need to come meet us. 555 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,900 I can't. It's too dangerous. 556 00:24:18,968 --> 00:24:21,302 Uh, meet me in an hour in front of the Lansdowne Hotel. 557 00:24:21,370 --> 00:24:22,804 Lansdowne. Got it. 558 00:24:22,872 --> 00:24:25,173 Dude, did you just break Dennis' helmet? 559 00:24:25,241 --> 00:24:28,610 Well, it clearly wasn't made for running, Gus. 560 00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:30,512 You... 561 00:24:34,283 --> 00:24:36,150 Was that scarf worth going back to Dennis'? 562 00:24:36,218 --> 00:24:37,652 Is Soylent Green people? 563 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,255 Now let's go get this confession out of Toby. 564 00:24:40,322 --> 00:24:42,023 You mean admission that he was abducted. 565 00:24:42,091 --> 00:24:44,125 - Let's start with the non-batcrap angle, shall we? 566 00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:46,361 Shawn, you heard him say Kessler was telling the truth. 567 00:24:46,428 --> 00:24:49,063 Gus, you're really putting me in a tough spot here, man. 568 00:24:49,131 --> 00:24:50,431 You don't think I want to be the guy riffing 569 00:24:50,499 --> 00:24:52,734 on how aliens abducted Toby, 570 00:24:52,801 --> 00:24:54,369 and what they did to him when they brought him on board 571 00:24:54,436 --> 00:24:55,837 the mother ship? 572 00:24:55,905 --> 00:24:57,505 They probed him and placed an embryo in his stomach 573 00:24:57,573 --> 00:24:59,107 that's gonna hatch out his eardrum in 12 days. 574 00:24:59,174 --> 00:25:00,542 I can't do it! Someone has to hold 575 00:25:00,609 --> 00:25:01,910 the sanity bag in this partnership, 576 00:25:01,977 --> 00:25:03,044 and quite frankly, 577 00:25:03,112 --> 00:25:04,379 I miss the days when it used to be you. 578 00:25:04,446 --> 00:25:07,181 Shawn, he's exhibiting all the telltale signs. 579 00:25:07,249 --> 00:25:11,419 Paranoia, check! Nervousness, check! 580 00:25:13,355 --> 00:25:16,424 Suicidal tendencies. Check. 581 00:25:24,538 --> 00:25:26,307 Hey, Jules. What's the word? 582 00:25:26,374 --> 00:25:28,442 Well, we just found out that Toby wired 583 00:25:28,510 --> 00:25:30,544 all of the money from his bank account, 584 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:32,246 about 500 grand, to a charity 585 00:25:32,314 --> 00:25:33,380 an hour before his death. 586 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:35,382 We haven't found a note yet, 587 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:37,184 but it's looking like suicide. 588 00:25:37,252 --> 00:25:39,653 I don't know about that. 589 00:25:39,721 --> 00:25:41,655 Don't you think it's strange that a junior lawyer 590 00:25:41,723 --> 00:25:43,157 has that kind of account balance? 591 00:25:43,225 --> 00:25:45,626 Not to mention the fact he was Roy Kessler's former co-worker. 592 00:25:45,694 --> 00:25:47,528 Ooh, no, my senses are telling me 593 00:25:47,596 --> 00:25:49,563 there is definitely more to this. 594 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,265 - Much more. - Settle. 595 00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:53,033 Let me guess. You think 596 00:25:53,101 --> 00:25:54,435 the Loch Ness monster did it. 597 00:25:54,503 --> 00:25:56,403 All right, what are you two doing here? 598 00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,372 Came to get going on the Toby Shore case. 599 00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,607 Why? You're not being hired on it. 600 00:25:59,674 --> 00:26:00,474 Surely you're can't be serious. 601 00:26:00,542 --> 00:26:02,676 Shawn, I warned you. 602 00:26:02,744 --> 00:26:04,078 I can't stick my neck out for two guys 603 00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:05,679 who are currently viewed as the village idiots. 604 00:26:05,747 --> 00:26:10,551 Village idiots? Who here thinks that? 605 00:26:10,619 --> 00:26:11,886 Dirty Larry! 606 00:26:15,223 --> 00:26:17,825 Jules. Sorry. 607 00:26:17,893 --> 00:26:20,461 Look, Gus and I might be a lot of things. Handsome... 608 00:26:20,529 --> 00:26:21,762 - Chiseled. - Intelligent. 609 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:22,963 - Urbane. - Whatever that means. 610 00:26:23,031 --> 00:26:24,899 But we are not idiots! 611 00:26:28,703 --> 00:26:29,870 Oh, I'm sor... I'm sorry, guys. 612 00:26:29,938 --> 00:26:33,541 My bad. 613 00:26:33,608 --> 00:26:34,742 That's all me. But come on. 614 00:26:34,809 --> 00:26:35,609 Who needs a fan this big? Seriously. 615 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,745 - Leave now! - Fine. 616 00:26:37,812 --> 00:26:40,681 - Fine. We're out. - All right... 617 00:26:40,749 --> 00:26:42,416 Smooth move! 618 00:26:42,484 --> 00:26:44,485 Come on, man, give a brother some credit. 619 00:26:44,553 --> 00:26:46,887 Let's see what we got here. 620 00:26:46,955 --> 00:26:48,289 Nada. 621 00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:51,825 Recipe for Juliet's weird cleanse. 622 00:26:51,893 --> 00:26:54,361 Preliminary coroner's report. What does it say? 623 00:26:54,429 --> 00:26:58,032 Apparently they found a strange object in Toby's... 624 00:26:58,099 --> 00:26:59,333 Stomach. 625 00:26:59,401 --> 00:27:00,901 Embryo. 626 00:27:00,969 --> 00:27:03,871 Come on. 627 00:27:03,939 --> 00:27:06,307 Woodrow! 628 00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:07,575 Hey, boys. 629 00:27:07,642 --> 00:27:09,743 You have got to try these French fries. 630 00:27:09,811 --> 00:27:10,978 They're killer. 631 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:13,514 - We ate, thanks. - For the last time. 632 00:27:13,582 --> 00:27:15,883 We need to talk to you about the autopsy 633 00:27:15,951 --> 00:27:17,618 you did on Toby Shore. 634 00:27:17,686 --> 00:27:19,119 What about it? 635 00:27:19,187 --> 00:27:20,988 Come on, buddy, we know you're hiding something. 636 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:23,924 Fine. 637 00:27:23,992 --> 00:27:26,060 I stole his watch. You did what? 638 00:27:26,127 --> 00:27:28,395 Hmm? Nothing. Hey, how 'bout some fried clams? 639 00:27:28,463 --> 00:27:31,365 We want to know what you found in his stomach. 640 00:27:31,433 --> 00:27:34,868 I cannot tell you that. I will get in trouble. Really? More or less trouble 641 00:27:34,936 --> 00:27:36,403 than you'd get in for looting corpses? 642 00:27:36,471 --> 00:27:37,805 The object was a flash drive. 643 00:27:37,872 --> 00:27:39,106 Now, when you say flash drive, 644 00:27:39,174 --> 00:27:40,874 is that coroner code for an alien embryo 645 00:27:40,942 --> 00:27:42,109 that hatches in people's ear? 646 00:27:42,177 --> 00:27:43,010 No, that's the word "starfish." 647 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:44,311 This was a legitimate 648 00:27:44,379 --> 00:27:45,980 four gigabyte flash drive. 649 00:27:46,047 --> 00:27:47,948 There were... 650 00:27:48,016 --> 00:27:49,416 I take notes... 651 00:27:49,484 --> 00:27:52,353 Abrasions on his lungs, which implied 652 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:53,721 he swallowed it moments before his death. 653 00:27:53,788 --> 00:27:54,922 Interesting. 654 00:27:54,990 --> 00:27:56,423 What about the markings on his left arm? 655 00:27:56,491 --> 00:27:58,392 That was a birth mark. 656 00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:00,294 Ha! Where is this flash drive now? 657 00:28:00,362 --> 00:28:01,996 I believe it's with Detective Lassiter. 658 00:28:02,063 --> 00:28:04,098 Great. Thanks, Woody. You stay creepy. 659 00:28:04,165 --> 00:28:05,833 You know I will. 660 00:28:13,742 --> 00:28:16,644 You know, Spencer, the minute you refused to hire 661 00:28:16,711 --> 00:28:19,380 that smarmy, fortune-telling kid of yours, 662 00:28:19,447 --> 00:28:22,650 you officially made it off my crap list. 663 00:28:22,717 --> 00:28:24,718 Here. See? 664 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:29,723 You actually have a crap list? 665 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,125 I like to keep track of people who've wronged me 666 00:28:31,192 --> 00:28:32,426 over the years. 667 00:28:32,494 --> 00:28:34,561 You know, people like your son, my mother... 668 00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:36,930 Olympia freakin' Dukakis! 669 00:28:36,998 --> 00:28:38,899 You disturb me. 670 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:42,369 Do I? 671 00:28:42,437 --> 00:28:45,306 Welcome back, Henry. 672 00:28:45,373 --> 00:28:47,574 But I've gotta say it is really nice 673 00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:49,543 to finally be able to do some real police work 674 00:28:49,611 --> 00:28:52,446 without worrying about your son interfering. 675 00:28:55,350 --> 00:28:57,117 What the hell? 676 00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:04,491 Can I get somebody from I.T. over here? 677 00:29:04,559 --> 00:29:07,261 Dobson, come help me out! 678 00:29:09,597 --> 00:29:11,098 I'm not sure how comfortable I am 679 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,266 hacking a police computer. 680 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:13,801 Relax, it's his personal one. 681 00:29:13,868 --> 00:29:15,102 Which reminds me... 682 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,603 check the Internet search history. 683 00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:22,309 All right. Let's see. 684 00:29:22,377 --> 00:29:23,277 "Grenadefancy.com, 685 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:25,412 squirrelassassins.com." 686 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,414 And... 687 00:29:27,482 --> 00:29:29,083 That's gross. 688 00:29:29,150 --> 00:29:30,617 That man needs Jesus. 689 00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:33,087 Let's see what's on that flash drive, shall we? 690 00:29:33,154 --> 00:29:34,254 Yeah. 691 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,860 Sorry, Gus, doesn't look like a blueprint 692 00:29:39,928 --> 00:29:41,028 for an alien fertility lab. 693 00:29:41,096 --> 00:29:42,830 Shocker! 694 00:29:42,897 --> 00:29:44,031 It's just a bunch of legal documents 695 00:29:44,099 --> 00:29:45,599 related to Budding Textiles. 696 00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:47,901 That's that insane case Kessler was working on. 697 00:29:47,969 --> 00:29:49,136 He believed the Budding chemical spill 698 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,371 was done on purpose. 699 00:29:50,438 --> 00:29:51,905 That is crazy. 700 00:30:00,782 --> 00:30:02,015 I've got something. 701 00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:03,817 We know. 702 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:06,153 Damn, I've really gotta stop doing that. 703 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:09,189 Denny, where are you? 704 00:30:09,257 --> 00:30:10,891 Quick, we gotta get out of here! Go, go, go, go! 705 00:30:10,959 --> 00:30:14,228 Denny? Denny? 706 00:30:14,295 --> 00:30:16,363 One minute, babe. 707 00:30:16,431 --> 00:30:18,399 - Denny? - Aah... 708 00:30:18,466 --> 00:30:20,467 Waaaa! 709 00:30:20,535 --> 00:30:22,136 Hey, guys, what's going on in here? 710 00:30:22,203 --> 00:30:24,471 Uh, you know, guy stuff. 711 00:30:24,539 --> 00:30:26,640 Steak. 712 00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:28,142 Denny, you can't host a football party 713 00:30:28,209 --> 00:30:29,309 from inside your office. 714 00:30:29,377 --> 00:30:30,444 Come on, Taylor just got a safety! 715 00:30:30,512 --> 00:30:34,748 Sweet! I'll be right there, babe. 716 00:30:34,816 --> 00:30:37,017 Okay. 717 00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:39,953 Bye, Molly. 718 00:30:40,021 --> 00:30:42,356 - What's a safety? - Really? 719 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:43,791 Look, Dennis, why don't you blow off this party 720 00:30:43,858 --> 00:30:45,259 and come with Gus and I? 721 00:30:45,326 --> 00:30:46,894 - Where are we going? - Yeah, where are we going? 722 00:30:46,961 --> 00:30:49,830 I'm not entirely sure, but I know it involves a small town 723 00:30:49,898 --> 00:30:50,931 and some potential danger. 724 00:30:50,999 --> 00:30:52,533 Oh, wow, that sounds cool. 725 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,002 - How much danger? - But I can't, man. 726 00:30:55,069 --> 00:30:56,570 Molly would kill me! 727 00:30:56,638 --> 00:30:58,272 Dennis, you're never gonna know what it feels like 728 00:30:58,339 --> 00:30:59,940 to be a normal guy 729 00:31:00,008 --> 00:31:02,643 as long as you're pretending to be something that you're not. 730 00:31:02,710 --> 00:31:03,977 Trust me, he knows. 731 00:31:04,045 --> 00:31:05,979 Come on. 732 00:31:06,047 --> 00:31:07,347 It's time for you to get out there 733 00:31:07,415 --> 00:31:08,449 and experience some real-life, 734 00:31:08,516 --> 00:31:10,584 non-virtual adventure. 735 00:31:10,652 --> 00:31:13,754 He's right. It's time to come out of the nerd closet. 736 00:31:19,327 --> 00:31:20,961 I'm sorry, guys, I just can't. 737 00:31:21,029 --> 00:31:23,430 I really like having sex with my wife. 738 00:31:26,067 --> 00:31:27,468 Don't say it. 739 00:31:27,535 --> 00:31:30,204 What's wrong with you, man? 740 00:31:39,681 --> 00:31:40,914 Now is the point where you tell me 741 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,282 what the hell we're doing here. 742 00:31:42,350 --> 00:31:43,917 Guess who's now the proud owner of this home... 743 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:46,220 Along with the 700 similar ones 744 00:31:46,287 --> 00:31:47,421 that make up this tiny town. 745 00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:48,755 Shawn, if you say "us," 746 00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:49,823 I'm gonna punch you in the face. 747 00:31:49,891 --> 00:31:51,525 Budding Textiles. 748 00:31:51,593 --> 00:31:53,193 It's the last one they purchased. 749 00:31:53,261 --> 00:31:54,795 Why would Budding want a bunch of crappy houses 750 00:31:54,863 --> 00:31:55,829 on poisoned land? 751 00:31:55,897 --> 00:31:57,231 Here's a better question... 752 00:31:57,298 --> 00:31:59,199 what is the world's coolest truck doing here? 753 00:31:59,267 --> 00:32:00,601 It looks like a Decepticon. 754 00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:03,303 It's not a Decepticon, Gus. It was made in Fresno. 755 00:32:03,371 --> 00:32:04,271 Whatever it is, I highly suggest 756 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:06,773 we do not touch it. 757 00:32:09,611 --> 00:32:12,613 Shawn! 758 00:32:14,415 --> 00:32:16,250 Gus, the keys were already in the ignition. 759 00:32:16,317 --> 00:32:18,151 What was I supposed to do? Not start it. 760 00:32:18,219 --> 00:32:19,786 - It's not that easy. - Actually, it is. 761 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:22,656 All right, you know, when Toby said 762 00:32:22,724 --> 00:32:24,124 that Roy Kessler was telling the truth, 763 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,459 he didn't mean an abduction. 764 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:27,528 He meant the lawsuit against Budding. 765 00:32:27,595 --> 00:32:29,329 That makes no sense, Shawn. 766 00:32:29,397 --> 00:32:31,131 Why would they intentionally spill chemicals? 767 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:36,737 - To get people to leave. - What? 768 00:32:36,804 --> 00:32:38,238 In all the ridiculous science classes 769 00:32:38,306 --> 00:32:39,473 you've taken over the years, 770 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:41,241 did you ever learn about hydrocarbons? 771 00:32:41,309 --> 00:32:42,676 Of course I did. 772 00:32:42,744 --> 00:32:44,545 The organic compounds found mainly in crude oil. 773 00:32:44,612 --> 00:32:46,213 If there's a high percentage of them in the soil, 774 00:32:46,281 --> 00:32:47,714 does that mean that there's oil underneath? 775 00:32:47,782 --> 00:32:50,083 Not necessarily. You'd have to check using a machine 776 00:32:50,151 --> 00:32:52,119 that sends sonic vibrations into the earth... 777 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,091 I think we're in one of those machines! 778 00:32:58,159 --> 00:32:59,660 Why must you always touch stuff, Shawn? 779 00:33:12,006 --> 00:33:13,340 It stopped shaking, Shawn. 780 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:16,944 Oh. 781 00:33:19,547 --> 00:33:22,549 Gus, I feel like a bobblehead. 782 00:33:22,617 --> 00:33:23,984 - You look like an idiot. - Come on, try it. 783 00:33:24,052 --> 00:33:25,152 - I'm not doing that. - Get in on the bit. 784 00:33:25,219 --> 00:33:26,420 - I don't want to. - It's fun! 785 00:33:26,487 --> 00:33:28,455 - Fine. - Dude, you look ridiculous. 786 00:33:28,523 --> 00:33:30,057 But think about it. It all makes sense. 787 00:33:30,124 --> 00:33:31,358 Budding figured out that this town is sitting 788 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:32,392 on a gold mine. 789 00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:33,794 So what does he do? 790 00:33:33,861 --> 00:33:36,163 He orchestrates a chemical spill to drive everyone away. 791 00:33:36,230 --> 00:33:38,098 That way he wouldn't have to share any of the profits. 792 00:33:38,166 --> 00:33:40,400 Exactly. Which, I imagine, dwarfs the cost of lawsuits 793 00:33:40,468 --> 00:33:42,135 and land purchases. 794 00:33:42,203 --> 00:33:43,203 And Kessler was onto all of this. 795 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:45,572 - Which sort of freaks me out. - Why? 796 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,541 Because it makes me wonder what else 797 00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:50,711 he was telling the truth about. 798 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:58,051 Aah! Aaaaaah! 799 00:34:01,064 --> 00:34:03,065 Aah! Aa... 800 00:34:07,371 --> 00:34:09,306 I don't want to get probed, Gus! 801 00:34:09,774 --> 00:34:10,908 What are you worried about? 802 00:34:10,975 --> 00:34:12,009 You're the one who's less exotic! 803 00:34:12,076 --> 00:34:14,211 Wha... 804 00:34:17,682 --> 00:34:19,950 Aah! Aah! 805 00:34:32,461 --> 00:34:35,866 Get in here! 806 00:34:35,934 --> 00:34:40,070 Aah! Aah! Oh... Oh... 807 00:34:40,138 --> 00:34:43,240 Oh... Aah! 808 00:34:53,417 --> 00:34:55,919 Well, boys... Start talking. 809 00:34:55,987 --> 00:34:57,187 About what, exactly? 810 00:34:57,254 --> 00:34:58,421 How 'bout a story? 811 00:34:58,489 --> 00:35:00,256 Would you like to hear a story? Please. 812 00:35:00,324 --> 00:35:01,958 I always enjoy a good one. All right. 813 00:35:02,026 --> 00:35:05,028 Once upon a time there was this greedy CEO. 814 00:35:05,096 --> 00:35:07,263 Think, what, Stephen Lang? "Esque." 815 00:35:07,331 --> 00:35:08,898 Anyway, he wanted to kill this lawyer, 816 00:35:08,966 --> 00:35:10,033 because the lawyer was on the verge 817 00:35:10,101 --> 00:35:12,402 of ruining his evil master plan. 818 00:35:12,470 --> 00:35:14,237 But he couldn't, because the lawyer had prepared 819 00:35:14,305 --> 00:35:15,372 a legitimate case against him. 820 00:35:15,439 --> 00:35:17,807 Hot start. Please continue. 821 00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:19,476 He figured out that if he could 822 00:35:19,543 --> 00:35:21,011 make the lawyer look wacko, 823 00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:23,346 the case would be dismissed as some nutty conspiracy theory. 824 00:35:23,414 --> 00:35:24,347 But how? 825 00:35:24,415 --> 00:35:25,915 And ten years ago, 826 00:35:25,983 --> 00:35:29,319 Kessler claimed to have seen, you got it, a UFO! 827 00:35:29,387 --> 00:35:30,920 Light bulb. 828 00:35:30,988 --> 00:35:33,723 He would convince the lawyer he'd witnessed an abduction. 829 00:35:33,791 --> 00:35:35,625 See, he already had this fancy copter, 830 00:35:35,693 --> 00:35:37,961 so all he had to do was add some extra lighting, 831 00:35:38,029 --> 00:35:39,829 pump some Enya b-sides through the sound system, 832 00:35:39,897 --> 00:35:42,165 and then figure out how to trip the electricity. 833 00:35:42,233 --> 00:35:44,200 He most likely used an EMP device. 834 00:35:44,268 --> 00:35:45,935 What is that, a pregnancy test? 835 00:35:46,003 --> 00:35:47,837 - No. - Doesn't make any sense, Gus. 836 00:35:47,905 --> 00:35:49,205 Would you just let me tell the story? 837 00:35:49,273 --> 00:35:51,007 EMT, not EPT. It produces an electrical pulse. 838 00:35:51,075 --> 00:35:53,576 Okay, you know what, there's a fine line 839 00:35:53,644 --> 00:35:54,778 between being knowledgeable and arrogant. 840 00:35:54,845 --> 00:35:56,146 Enough! 841 00:35:56,213 --> 00:35:57,881 I'm on the edge of my seat here. 842 00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:00,650 Right. Well, it all worked like a charm, 843 00:36:00,718 --> 00:36:01,918 with one exception. 844 00:36:01,986 --> 00:36:05,789 See, the young lawyer that he paid 500 Gs to 845 00:36:05,856 --> 00:36:07,724 to set up this guy, had a change of heart 846 00:36:07,792 --> 00:36:10,260 once he came across the dismissed-case file. 847 00:36:10,327 --> 00:36:13,730 But it was still just a minor mishap for our CEO 848 00:36:13,798 --> 00:36:16,733 because he is a problem solver. 849 00:36:27,078 --> 00:36:29,579 - I like his style. - Yeah. 850 00:36:29,647 --> 00:36:32,515 And he was in the clear until he came across 851 00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:35,118 two young go-getters, 852 00:36:35,186 --> 00:36:36,219 and they were onto everything. 853 00:36:40,191 --> 00:36:43,093 Who he then proceeded to let go 854 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,528 because they promised not to tell a soul. 855 00:36:45,596 --> 00:36:46,663 Swore. They swore. 856 00:36:46,730 --> 00:36:48,064 Because that's stronger than a promise. 857 00:36:50,768 --> 00:36:54,504 - That's not gonna happen. - It's not? 858 00:36:54,572 --> 00:36:57,974 And to think I only picked you up for trespassing. 859 00:36:58,042 --> 00:37:01,311 - Whoops. - Take 'em out back. 860 00:37:01,378 --> 00:37:03,113 Don't worry, I texted my dad. 861 00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:04,280 The cops will be here any minute. 862 00:37:04,348 --> 00:37:06,916 No... No! 863 00:37:09,220 --> 00:37:11,721 Who is it? 864 00:37:11,789 --> 00:37:13,356 Messenger service. 865 00:37:13,424 --> 00:37:16,459 Hey. I have a delivery for you to sign. 866 00:37:16,527 --> 00:37:18,461 - Dennis? - What's he doing here? 867 00:37:18,529 --> 00:37:19,395 - I don't know. - Let's see some I.D. 868 00:37:19,463 --> 00:37:21,431 Yeah, yeah. Sure. 869 00:37:24,768 --> 00:37:26,169 - Hyah! - Whoa! 870 00:37:26,237 --> 00:37:28,238 Oh... 871 00:37:28,305 --> 00:37:31,674 Ooooh! 872 00:37:31,742 --> 00:37:32,742 Holy... 873 00:37:37,548 --> 00:37:40,049 And he spent the rest of his miserable life in jail. 874 00:37:40,117 --> 00:37:41,718 The end. 875 00:37:41,785 --> 00:37:43,286 My lip! 876 00:37:43,354 --> 00:37:44,821 Dude, how'd you find us? 877 00:37:44,889 --> 00:37:47,090 I cloned Shawn's cell phone earlier. 878 00:37:47,158 --> 00:37:49,792 I think I did some real damage to my pre-molars. 879 00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:50,827 It's okay, Dennis. 880 00:37:50,895 --> 00:37:52,762 You looked like a badass 881 00:37:52,830 --> 00:37:53,663 until you clocked yourself in the face. 882 00:37:53,731 --> 00:37:55,098 You needed this, man! 883 00:37:55,166 --> 00:37:58,067 - Ooh... - Hands in the air! 884 00:38:00,971 --> 00:38:03,673 You, hands in the air! Put those down! 885 00:38:03,741 --> 00:38:05,275 Put 'em down! 886 00:38:05,342 --> 00:38:06,676 No, Lassie, don't do it! 887 00:38:06,744 --> 00:38:07,877 No, wait! Not him! 888 00:38:14,618 --> 00:38:16,719 He didn't need that. 889 00:38:25,314 --> 00:38:26,847 - Yeah, I see it now. - Right? 890 00:38:26,915 --> 00:38:29,116 I look like I just finished a set at lilith fair. 891 00:38:29,184 --> 00:38:31,285 Mm. 892 00:38:31,353 --> 00:38:33,120 Hey, Lassie... 893 00:38:33,188 --> 00:38:36,991 All right. All right, let me have it. 894 00:38:37,059 --> 00:38:38,526 No, I have better things to do with my time 895 00:38:38,594 --> 00:38:40,895 than gloat about being a hero. 896 00:38:40,963 --> 00:38:42,229 And the fact that you unnecessarily caused 897 00:38:42,297 --> 00:38:43,297 one of our friends to whiz himself. 898 00:38:43,365 --> 00:38:44,565 - Mm-hmm. 899 00:38:44,633 --> 00:38:45,566 I'm actually here for some police advice. 900 00:38:45,634 --> 00:38:47,201 Really? 901 00:38:47,269 --> 00:38:50,972 No, it's boogie time. 902 00:38:51,039 --> 00:38:54,542 Oh... Is there ever a high road between you guys? 903 00:38:54,610 --> 00:38:55,543 Shawn, Gus! 904 00:38:55,611 --> 00:38:57,812 Jerks. 905 00:38:57,879 --> 00:38:59,347 Well, well, well, 906 00:38:59,414 --> 00:39:03,150 if it isn't "ignore your son's urgent text" man. 907 00:39:03,218 --> 00:39:04,318 It's a good thing you told Juliet, 908 00:39:04,386 --> 00:39:05,820 and that she took it seriously. 909 00:39:05,887 --> 00:39:07,221 Well, I thought you guys were still goofing around. 910 00:39:07,289 --> 00:39:09,023 Your credibility hasn't been too high of late. 911 00:39:09,091 --> 00:39:10,491 That's no excuse. 912 00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:14,462 You can make it up to us by approving these expenses. 913 00:39:14,529 --> 00:39:17,965 What? $7,000 in dental work for Dennis Gogolack? 914 00:39:18,033 --> 00:39:19,367 And a new pair of underpants. 915 00:39:19,434 --> 00:39:20,835 22 packs of razzles? 916 00:39:20,902 --> 00:39:23,270 Season tickets to the Los Angeles Sparks 917 00:39:23,338 --> 00:39:24,705 of the WNBA? 918 00:39:24,773 --> 00:39:26,140 Are you guys serious about this stuff? 919 00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:28,309 - As a Rebecca Lobo set shot. - Glass! 920 00:39:28,377 --> 00:39:30,311 All right, look, I'll think about it. 921 00:39:30,379 --> 00:39:32,747 In the meantime, chief Vick wants you take a look 922 00:39:32,814 --> 00:39:34,615 at this counterfeit thing. 923 00:39:34,683 --> 00:39:36,550 Oh, look at that! 924 00:39:36,618 --> 00:39:37,852 Now you want us. 925 00:39:37,919 --> 00:39:39,120 Well, guess what. It's gonna cost you. 926 00:39:39,187 --> 00:39:40,821 How much? 927 00:39:40,889 --> 00:39:42,356 - Two grand. - 1,500. 928 00:39:42,424 --> 00:39:44,992 Sorry, heroes don't work for less than two large. 929 00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:47,094 Fine. 930 00:39:47,162 --> 00:39:48,496 Sweet. 931 00:39:48,563 --> 00:39:49,797 Now can we see you make it official? 932 00:39:49,865 --> 00:39:51,032 Yeah, just put it right in the old, uh, 933 00:39:51,099 --> 00:39:53,467 bibbity-bobbity. - Mm-hmm. 934 00:39:53,535 --> 00:39:56,937 What? Thanks, dad. We'll start tomorrow. 935 00:39:57,005 --> 00:39:58,239 Tomorrow? Why not right now? 936 00:39:58,306 --> 00:40:00,574 Because we've got to visit some friends. 937 00:40:15,157 --> 00:40:18,025 Oh, my God, Shawn, you look like Billie Jean King. 938 00:40:21,263 --> 00:40:23,698 - Detonate the pillar of Attu! - I know how to play! 939 00:40:23,765 --> 00:40:26,000 Guys, I've gotta say, I can't thank you enough 940 00:40:26,068 --> 00:40:27,501 for clearing my good name. 941 00:40:27,569 --> 00:40:29,070 I don't know how I'll ever repay you. 942 00:40:29,137 --> 00:40:31,906 We do have a coroner buddy who's in some pretty hot water 943 00:40:31,973 --> 00:40:33,207 over a stolen watch. 944 00:40:33,275 --> 00:40:35,176 - Consider him represented. - Thanks, Roy. 945 00:40:35,243 --> 00:40:36,577 I must say, this whole experience 946 00:40:36,645 --> 00:40:38,746 has taught me a really important lesson 947 00:40:38,814 --> 00:40:40,815 when it comes to some of the crazy stuff 948 00:40:40,882 --> 00:40:42,116 that I often see. 949 00:40:42,184 --> 00:40:43,951 That there's an explanation for everything? 950 00:40:44,019 --> 00:40:46,954 No, it's that the eyes never lie. 951 00:40:47,022 --> 00:40:48,456 Did I tell you guys I once saw bigfoot? 952 00:40:48,523 --> 00:40:51,659 What? 953 00:40:51,727 --> 00:40:52,626 Oh, you think I'm nuts, don't you? 954 00:40:52,694 --> 00:40:53,694 Male or female? 955 00:40:53,762 --> 00:40:55,863 - Was he driving a school bus? - No... 956 00:41:00,302 --> 00:41:03,637 Babe... Hey. 957 00:41:03,705 --> 00:41:06,607 Where am I standing right now? 958 00:41:06,675 --> 00:41:09,443 Denny... What's going on? 959 00:41:09,511 --> 00:41:12,613 You know, it's dudes being dudes. 960 00:41:12,681 --> 00:41:14,048 Cigars. 961 00:41:22,858 --> 00:41:25,726 So listen... 962 00:41:25,794 --> 00:41:28,496 There's something I need to tell you. 963 00:41:28,563 --> 00:41:33,167 I'm not actually a jock. 964 00:41:33,235 --> 00:41:35,770 I'm a giant nerd. 965 00:41:38,039 --> 00:41:40,241 I don't know what to say. Are you angry? 966 00:41:40,308 --> 00:41:42,076 No, I'm pissed. 967 00:41:44,246 --> 00:41:48,382 Do you know that I've seen every single episode 968 00:41:48,450 --> 00:41:50,551 of the original Battlestar Galactica, 969 00:41:50,619 --> 00:41:53,020 like, 50 times? 970 00:41:53,088 --> 00:41:54,221 I never told you 'cause I thought 971 00:41:54,289 --> 00:41:55,523 you'd look down on that stuff. 972 00:41:55,590 --> 00:41:57,424 You've gotta be kidding. 973 00:41:57,492 --> 00:41:59,593 No. What do you think I was watching 974 00:41:59,661 --> 00:42:00,628 while you went away on that business conference 975 00:42:00,695 --> 00:42:01,996 last weekend? 976 00:42:02,063 --> 00:42:04,131 I wasn't at a business conf... 977 00:42:04,199 --> 00:42:05,432 I was at Comicon! 978 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:08,269 No way. I wanted to go to that! 979 00:42:08,336 --> 00:42:11,071 - I love you. - Aw... 980 00:42:11,139 --> 00:42:12,673 I love you. 981 00:42:15,110 --> 00:42:18,179 She just got even hotter. What? 982 00:42:19,180 --> 00:42:29,180 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com