1 00:00:13,852 --> 00:00:16,977 What in blue blazes is going on? You're up on the roof in this weather? 2 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:18,083 Nothing, Dad. 3 00:00:18,208 --> 00:00:21,472 We were just practicing base jumping. It's the newest thing in extreme sports. 4 00:00:21,652 --> 00:00:22,852 Are you crazy? 5 00:00:23,034 --> 00:00:24,436 You could get yourself hurt 6 00:00:24,561 --> 00:00:26,446 or maybe even killed doing something like this. 7 00:00:26,615 --> 00:00:27,553 Don't worry. 8 00:00:27,678 --> 00:00:30,659 We made life-size replicas of ourselves to make sure the chutes would work. 9 00:00:30,784 --> 00:00:33,453 Mine's over there. We've made improvements since then. 10 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,184 Base jumping. 11 00:00:35,832 --> 00:00:38,116 There's no way I'm gonna let you do something that risky. 12 00:00:38,241 --> 00:00:39,910 - But, dad? - But nothing. 13 00:00:40,101 --> 00:00:43,088 As long as you live in my house you follow my rules. 14 00:00:43,434 --> 00:00:46,912 Now, I want you to clean this stuff up, come inside, and do your homework. 15 00:00:47,136 --> 00:00:49,344 Gus, come on. You're smarter than this. 16 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:52,663 One day I won't be living in your house. 17 00:00:52,788 --> 00:00:54,758 Then I'll be able to take any risk I want. 18 00:00:54,977 --> 00:00:56,039 What about that? 19 00:00:57,165 --> 00:00:59,424 When you and Gus are 30 years old you can go out 20 00:00:59,549 --> 00:01:01,940 and be as wild and reckless as you want. 21 00:01:03,666 --> 00:01:06,384 Best idea ever. 22 00:01:06,509 --> 00:01:09,814 People say our intense love of bunnies is creepy at our age, 23 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:12,107 but history will prove them to be heartless bastards. 24 00:01:12,232 --> 00:01:14,618 I can't believe the French actually eat these little guys. 25 00:01:14,789 --> 00:01:17,497 - The French aren't the only ones. - I wasn't counting other rabbits. 26 00:01:18,234 --> 00:01:20,877 - Rabbits don't eat each other. - Most rabbits, yes. 27 00:01:21,294 --> 00:01:24,296 No, pretty much all. This conversation will only end badly. 28 00:01:24,672 --> 00:01:25,672 The thing is... 29 00:01:27,843 --> 00:01:30,612 - I have something big to tell you. - You know you can say anything to me. 30 00:01:30,737 --> 00:01:32,971 We've known each other forever and there is nothing 31 00:01:33,139 --> 00:01:35,599 - that could dent our bond. - I have a secret girlfriend. 32 00:01:35,768 --> 00:01:37,266 You're dead. I can't believe you. 33 00:01:37,436 --> 00:01:39,652 You brought me here to get hopped up on bunny love 34 00:01:39,777 --> 00:01:41,271 so I wouldn't make a scene. 35 00:01:41,612 --> 00:01:43,237 - Pretty much. - It's working. 36 00:01:43,565 --> 00:01:46,068 I don't even remember what this whole thing was about. 37 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:48,652 This bunny is strong. Must be Columbian. 38 00:01:48,822 --> 00:01:49,990 Her name is Ruby. 39 00:01:50,115 --> 00:01:53,075 I met her at BevMo! She's in marketing. And she's really, really cool. 40 00:01:53,827 --> 00:01:57,788 - She's not taking you to the cleaners? - All my cash is tied up in dress shirts 41 00:01:57,956 --> 00:01:59,728 - and decorative pillowcases. - Fair. 42 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:02,682 - Why are you waiting till just now? - Because I wanted to make sure 43 00:02:02,807 --> 00:02:06,004 that what we had was real and solid. I didn't want you screwing things up. 44 00:02:07,181 --> 00:02:10,994 Your decision could have repercussions for years to come. 45 00:02:11,178 --> 00:02:14,012 The thing is, you have a tendency to scare my girlfriends away. 46 00:02:14,180 --> 00:02:15,806 Because I ask a few simple questions? 47 00:02:15,975 --> 00:02:18,265 You asked if she knew the answer to the Riddle of the Sphinx. 48 00:02:18,434 --> 00:02:20,390 And bullet dodged. You're very welcome. 49 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:22,354 You knew because you saw it on Super friends. 50 00:02:22,523 --> 00:02:25,649 She had the same opportunity to see that episode. 51 00:02:25,817 --> 00:02:26,858 All right, you. 52 00:02:27,027 --> 00:02:28,873 What are you doing? Pick that bunny back up. 53 00:02:28,998 --> 00:02:30,987 I will not be easily swayed 54 00:02:31,155 --> 00:02:34,533 or impressed by the effects of an intense adorability high. 55 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:37,239 As far as I'm concerned she's starting here. 56 00:02:37,364 --> 00:02:38,939 And she's gotta get to here. 57 00:02:39,628 --> 00:02:41,581 It's not gonna be easy. When do I meet her? 58 00:02:41,706 --> 00:02:43,881 - In about three seconds. - Three seconds... 59 00:02:44,545 --> 00:02:45,695 Hi, handsome. 60 00:02:46,254 --> 00:02:48,714 - Right back at ya. - She was talking to me. 61 00:02:49,374 --> 00:02:51,341 Ruby, this is Shawn. 62 00:02:52,092 --> 00:02:54,886 It's good to meet you. Sorry I ran late. My last appointment ran long. 63 00:02:55,744 --> 00:02:57,832 She volunteers at the Wildlife Rescue. 64 00:02:58,349 --> 00:03:01,143 We were just cleaning up the ducks that got caught up in the oil spill. 65 00:03:02,397 --> 00:03:04,710 Wait a minute. That sounded a little rehearsed. 66 00:03:04,835 --> 00:03:07,811 - Did he give you that? - You are as kooky as Gus advertised. 67 00:03:08,523 --> 00:03:10,944 Although, you, mister, did not do justice to that hair. 68 00:03:12,087 --> 00:03:14,363 My God, most guys I know would kill for that mane. 69 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:15,526 Some have. 70 00:03:15,909 --> 00:03:16,965 Well, not me. 71 00:03:17,702 --> 00:03:20,708 I like Gus's head. It would be a crime to cover this up. 72 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:25,417 - Got some questions for you Rubes. - Shoot. 73 00:03:25,585 --> 00:03:26,997 - Anything. - Anything? 74 00:03:27,386 --> 00:03:29,136 - Good. Favorite color. - Black. 75 00:03:29,261 --> 00:03:30,337 - Liar. - Prove it. 76 00:03:30,507 --> 00:03:31,686 - Flavor. - Of what? 77 00:03:31,811 --> 00:03:33,008 - Everything. - Mango. 78 00:03:33,177 --> 00:03:34,528 - Too easy. - Anything else? 79 00:03:34,653 --> 00:03:36,470 Favorite... Magnum, P.I. episode. 80 00:03:37,597 --> 00:03:38,847 Did you see the Sun Rise? 81 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,727 - Second favorite episode. - Did you see the Sun Rise: Part two? 82 00:03:44,610 --> 00:03:46,510 Actually, reverse those two. 83 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,900 My God, who are you? 84 00:03:51,694 --> 00:03:54,348 - It was good to meet you, Shawn. - It was good to meet you, Rubes. 85 00:03:54,473 --> 00:03:57,531 - You've exceeded all expectations. - Oh, thank you. 86 00:03:57,656 --> 00:04:00,067 And might I say that you and Gus have 87 00:04:00,192 --> 00:04:02,850 one of the most rich and fulfilling friendships that I've ever seen. 88 00:04:02,975 --> 00:04:06,972 We're like Andie and Duckie with just a tad of Mary Kate and Ashley. 89 00:04:07,475 --> 00:04:10,163 - Aren't we glad that that's over? - Yes, we are. 90 00:04:10,475 --> 00:04:12,758 I guess all that's left now is for me to meet your friends. 91 00:04:13,259 --> 00:04:16,634 - You mean, for me to meet her friends. - No, I had it right the first time. 92 00:04:18,888 --> 00:04:21,514 We can change it to we. When do we get to meet your friends? 93 00:04:23,353 --> 00:04:24,480 I'm free now. 94 00:04:25,062 --> 00:04:27,716 Ten minutes from now. Roughly, an hour from now. 95 00:04:27,982 --> 00:04:30,690 - Anytime between now and tonight. - That's a little short notice. 96 00:04:32,099 --> 00:04:33,399 I would love to, 97 00:04:33,653 --> 00:04:36,154 - but I have this thing planned today. - We would love to come. 98 00:04:36,733 --> 00:04:38,573 Okay, normally I would say great... 99 00:04:38,742 --> 00:04:41,598 Seriously... but we're meeting at Berman's bend down by the river 100 00:04:41,723 --> 00:04:43,327 and we only have so many supplies. 101 00:04:43,497 --> 00:04:45,502 Not enough supplies. 102 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,291 We'll put something on the books for next week. 103 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:50,293 Good. Thank you. Sounds good, sounds good. 104 00:04:54,547 --> 00:04:56,147 You know that's right. 105 00:05:00,538 --> 00:05:02,346 I can't believe we're crashing their picnic. 106 00:05:02,516 --> 00:05:04,723 - You asked me to vet this woman. - No, I didn't. 107 00:05:04,893 --> 00:05:08,051 Regardless, when I vet someone I vet until there is no vetting left to vet. 108 00:05:08,176 --> 00:05:09,604 That is how I vet. 109 00:05:09,773 --> 00:05:12,239 - Ruby passed your test. - She was good at the pet store. 110 00:05:12,364 --> 00:05:13,714 She was prepared. 111 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:15,635 Gotta catch her and her friends unaware 112 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,845 before they have a chance to get their story straight. 113 00:05:17,970 --> 00:05:20,818 I like this woman. I don't want you to mess it up for me. 114 00:05:20,943 --> 00:05:23,151 Dude, deep down, you want this to happen. 115 00:05:23,276 --> 00:05:26,118 You want me to do this so that you can avoid another Mira situation. 116 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,931 Or have you already forgotten the woman you married after only two days? 117 00:05:29,056 --> 00:05:30,226 Ruby is not Mira. 118 00:05:30,351 --> 00:05:33,056 And I don't need you to tell me whether a woman is right for me. 119 00:05:33,181 --> 00:05:34,372 You sure about that? 120 00:05:34,497 --> 00:05:36,057 Almost. 90%. 121 00:05:36,182 --> 00:05:37,631 - Dude. - Fine, 81%. 122 00:05:38,836 --> 00:05:40,802 Then let the vetting continue. 123 00:05:49,021 --> 00:05:52,272 - I'm sorry we're dropping in. - But we agreed to do this next week. 124 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,984 - We don't have enough supplies. - We brought our own gruyere. 125 00:05:57,684 --> 00:05:59,821 I think you wanted to catch me off guard 126 00:05:59,989 --> 00:06:02,313 to see what I was like with my friends, didn't you? 127 00:06:02,954 --> 00:06:04,200 That's what I thought. 128 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,883 This is Gus and Shawn. These are my friends. 129 00:06:09,123 --> 00:06:11,211 This is Derek Walker. Jessica Martino 130 00:06:11,336 --> 00:06:13,001 and my other friend Stu Crawford. 131 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:14,335 Stu... 132 00:06:15,684 --> 00:06:17,839 Sounds like I'm booing. Right? But I'm not. 133 00:06:18,007 --> 00:06:19,090 I'm saying Stu, 134 00:06:19,260 --> 00:06:22,131 because I'm a fan of yours and your guys' whole team. 135 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:24,095 I'm sorry we're crashing in on your... 136 00:06:24,382 --> 00:06:25,430 River rafting. 137 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:26,853 River rafting? 138 00:06:26,978 --> 00:06:28,808 We thought you guys were having a picnic. 139 00:06:28,978 --> 00:06:30,685 You know, 'cause it's lunch time. 140 00:06:30,853 --> 00:06:32,270 It's 3:00 in the afternoon. 141 00:06:33,085 --> 00:06:34,091 Let me explain. 142 00:06:34,216 --> 00:06:36,349 Lunch for us starts ten minutes after breakfast ends 143 00:06:36,474 --> 00:06:38,737 and goes till ten minutes before dinner starts. 144 00:06:39,112 --> 00:06:41,570 Unless we just combine the two, in which case we have linner. 145 00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:44,449 And then there's dessinner, which is dessert and dinner. 146 00:06:44,574 --> 00:06:47,702 You're fun. You're not crashing anything. We got plenty of room. 147 00:06:47,871 --> 00:06:49,788 Go see Gunther, he'll fix you up. 148 00:06:49,957 --> 00:06:52,498 - And meet us down by the river. - Sweet. 149 00:06:54,339 --> 00:06:55,827 Are you sure this is waterproof? 150 00:06:55,952 --> 00:06:58,142 You barely get wet. I've done this hundreds of times. 151 00:06:58,267 --> 00:07:01,815 - It's a small world doesn't count. - All right, fine, Mr. Qualifier. 152 00:07:03,273 --> 00:07:05,011 Guys, please, let us help with that. 153 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,439 I've met each of you now. 154 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:13,954 And I'm sure you're more than a little curious about me. 155 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:17,656 Actually, I am. Ruby says you're a psychic? 156 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:20,359 Can you turn on your powers and predict my future? 157 00:07:20,529 --> 00:07:22,653 Derek, I'm a diviner. Not a blender. 158 00:07:23,028 --> 00:07:25,365 The psychic realm decides when it wants to communicate with me. 159 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,666 Though I am sensing that Stu here 160 00:07:35,186 --> 00:07:36,386 is the expert. 161 00:07:36,846 --> 00:07:37,794 That's right. 162 00:07:38,174 --> 00:07:40,005 He is the most experienced of the group. 163 00:07:41,217 --> 00:07:42,966 It was his idea to come here today. 164 00:07:43,725 --> 00:07:46,302 That's pretty good. What else can you tell? 165 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:49,763 Well, I can tell you that Jessica here is a bit of a free spirit. 166 00:07:50,350 --> 00:07:53,435 Single but looking. Not afraid to make the first move. 167 00:07:53,789 --> 00:07:55,520 Nice. How'd you know that? 168 00:07:55,688 --> 00:07:56,855 She's tickling my ass. 169 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:59,326 That was completely by accident. 170 00:07:59,602 --> 00:08:00,602 This time. 171 00:08:08,730 --> 00:08:11,536 So, Ruby, you still haven't told me how you and your friends met. 172 00:08:13,217 --> 00:08:15,874 Derek and Stu met at a wildlife preservation meeting, 173 00:08:16,042 --> 00:08:17,857 which is kind of ironic 174 00:08:17,982 --> 00:08:21,796 because Derek used to be a big game hunter back when he was dating Jessica. 175 00:08:21,965 --> 00:08:25,352 Yeah, I went to Africa with him twice, but only for the pictures. 176 00:08:26,046 --> 00:08:28,053 I look really good in a safari outfit. 177 00:08:29,265 --> 00:08:31,361 I bagged the big 5, then I turned over a new leaf. 178 00:08:31,486 --> 00:08:32,490 Big 5? 179 00:08:32,861 --> 00:08:35,727 Mouse, squirrel, turtle, Chad Michael Murray? 180 00:08:36,562 --> 00:08:38,175 I always forget the last one, though. 181 00:08:38,357 --> 00:08:40,774 None of those are right. He's talking about African game hunting. 182 00:08:41,236 --> 00:08:44,569 Anyway, so Jessica and I, we work together and that's how we met. 183 00:08:44,738 --> 00:08:47,739 And then when Derek and Jessica broke up we really wanted them to stay friends. 184 00:08:47,864 --> 00:08:50,000 That way we just, we didn't break the group up. 185 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:52,035 - That's cool and mature. - We're a tight group. 186 00:08:52,203 --> 00:08:54,707 We look out for one another. Isn't that right, guys? 187 00:08:55,207 --> 00:08:58,303 We're not an easy group to keep up with, which is why I gotta hand it to you two. 188 00:08:58,428 --> 00:09:00,241 You seem really at ease in the situation. 189 00:09:00,366 --> 00:09:02,796 I'm into sales so I'm used to meeting new people. 190 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:05,492 - What's that noise? - You might call me a people person. 191 00:09:05,617 --> 00:09:09,176 In fact, in high school I was voted most well-liked and king of howdy-day. 192 00:09:09,494 --> 00:09:12,070 - Only time it's ever happened. - Are we on a flight path? 193 00:09:12,368 --> 00:09:14,349 You really fooled us. We would never think 194 00:09:14,859 --> 00:09:16,808 that you would be into extreme stuff. 195 00:09:16,933 --> 00:09:18,561 - Extreme stuff? - Like that? 196 00:09:20,498 --> 00:09:21,548 Here we go. 197 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,501 It's all about taking it to the next level. 198 00:09:24,819 --> 00:09:27,100 - What are the whistles for? - In case we get lost. 199 00:09:27,604 --> 00:09:28,363 Lost? 200 00:09:34,014 --> 00:09:35,750 Paddle forward! Paddle forward! 201 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,683 You must be out of your damn mind! 202 00:09:41,584 --> 00:09:43,586 - Help me, lord! - Ask him to help me too! 203 00:09:46,815 --> 00:09:48,299 Are those rocks real? 204 00:10:01,397 --> 00:10:02,647 Flex your core. 205 00:10:04,860 --> 00:10:06,151 It's the next level. 206 00:10:17,623 --> 00:10:19,774 Jessica's hand is still on my thigh! 207 00:10:26,838 --> 00:10:28,061 Are you okay? 208 00:10:33,635 --> 00:10:34,735 Where's Stu? 209 00:10:41,371 --> 00:10:43,453 Stu, can you hear us? 210 00:10:43,578 --> 00:10:44,778 Where are you? 211 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,987 Psych 411 "Thrill Seekers & Hell Raisers" 212 00:11:32,155 --> 00:11:34,971 Psych Team www.sous-titres.eu 213 00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:43,899 Did either of you see when this guy Stu fell out of the boat? 214 00:11:44,024 --> 00:11:46,542 There was so much water pummeling our face we couldn't see anything. 215 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:49,175 - Mostly consisting of Gus's tears. - You can't prove that. 216 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,173 The truth is, I found it pretty exhilarating. 217 00:11:51,383 --> 00:11:55,027 The only thing I can compare it to is I found out you could have brownies. 218 00:11:55,152 --> 00:11:57,339 Except in this case, a human being is missing. 219 00:11:57,464 --> 00:11:59,716 - That part was not cool. - Damn right it's not. 220 00:11:59,841 --> 00:12:02,142 Can you believe they do this dangerous stuff all the time? 221 00:12:02,590 --> 00:12:05,562 They're adrenaline junkies. People who enjoy extreme activities. 222 00:12:05,773 --> 00:12:07,315 I know what adrenaline junkies are. 223 00:12:07,782 --> 00:12:10,410 Am I crazy, but isn't the fact that Ruby likes to tempt death 224 00:12:10,535 --> 00:12:13,343 for thrills information that should have been disclosed on the first date? 225 00:12:13,468 --> 00:12:16,477 If only you knew someone who could've vetted that out beforehand. 226 00:12:18,756 --> 00:12:20,243 Can I talk to you for a sec? 227 00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:29,085 I should've warned you. And that I'm into extreme sports. 228 00:12:29,296 --> 00:12:30,285 You should have. 229 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:32,787 I was just really afraid that it was gonna freak you out. 230 00:12:32,912 --> 00:12:35,175 I mean, some guys get really freaked out by stuff like that. 231 00:12:35,538 --> 00:12:38,803 And I don't know, I'm sure you have too, especially now with Stu, and... 232 00:12:39,287 --> 00:12:40,972 I just really hope he's okay. 233 00:12:41,789 --> 00:12:42,789 Me too. 234 00:12:43,852 --> 00:12:46,311 But the truth is, none of this scared me off. 235 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:47,666 Really? 236 00:12:51,151 --> 00:12:52,635 May I have a word with you 237 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,679 in the "stop saying crazy things to Ruby" room please? 238 00:12:55,804 --> 00:12:57,154 Give us a second. 239 00:12:59,282 --> 00:13:01,420 - You said you were gonna break up. - I changed my mind. 240 00:13:01,545 --> 00:13:02,508 - When? - Now. 241 00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:05,213 Man, she likes to almost die and so do her friends. 242 00:13:05,338 --> 00:13:07,211 It's like we walked into Final Destination. 243 00:13:07,336 --> 00:13:09,417 We walked out of final destination. 244 00:13:10,419 --> 00:13:12,606 Bottom line, she's been vetted. 245 00:13:12,731 --> 00:13:15,798 - It's time to push the eject button. - I'm not ready to do that. 246 00:13:15,923 --> 00:13:18,094 Make sure CSI covers this whole area. 247 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,057 - That's Stu's vest. - What happened? Did you find him? 248 00:13:24,268 --> 00:13:26,039 I'd rather leave that to the professionals. 249 00:13:26,164 --> 00:13:28,979 It would be inappropriate for me to speculate at this time. 250 00:13:29,189 --> 00:13:30,730 Please, we can handle it. 251 00:13:32,022 --> 00:13:34,486 My best guess, the life vest came off when he fell out of the boat. 252 00:13:34,611 --> 00:13:36,319 He hit his head on a rock and he drowned. 253 00:13:36,530 --> 00:13:39,948 We'll probably find his body in a gully or a spillway somewhere down the river. 254 00:13:40,159 --> 00:13:42,803 I just hope that we get to him before the birds do. 255 00:13:42,928 --> 00:13:44,661 They said they could handle it. 256 00:13:55,493 --> 00:13:57,674 Classy, Lassie, but you're right. 257 00:13:58,385 --> 00:14:01,261 Stu did go overboard. But you're not gonna find his body in a spillway 258 00:14:01,472 --> 00:14:04,681 because he didn't hit his head and he definitely didn't drown. 259 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,369 So he just what, turned into a fish and swam away? 260 00:14:07,494 --> 00:14:08,643 Don't be ridiculous. 261 00:14:08,854 --> 00:14:11,705 A cat like Stu would never reach into Costner's bag of tricks. 262 00:14:12,358 --> 00:14:14,197 But I am pretty sure he swam away. 263 00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:26,492 Obviously Stu used the hooks to attach himself to something in the water. 264 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:29,119 - But why would he do that? - I'm not entirely sure. 265 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:30,244 Guys. 266 00:14:31,555 --> 00:14:34,682 We got news on the missing person. I just got a call from the diving team. 267 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,296 They found high-strength netting 268 00:14:36,421 --> 00:14:38,247 on the bottom of a big boulder in the rapids. 269 00:14:38,372 --> 00:14:41,996 Let me tell you how this went down. Stu knew exactly where to jump. 270 00:14:42,121 --> 00:14:44,934 It happened in rough water so that no one would notice that he was gone. 271 00:14:45,059 --> 00:14:48,496 He waited for the raft to drift around a bend and he made his way to shore. 272 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,312 But I don't get it. Why would Stu want to make that? 273 00:14:51,437 --> 00:14:52,737 Because of this. 274 00:14:58,736 --> 00:15:01,237 Clearance sale at mattress discounters. Seems redundant. 275 00:15:01,562 --> 00:15:02,562 No, this. 276 00:15:03,408 --> 00:15:06,326 Stu and his business partner Brian Sampson just filed for bankruptcy. 277 00:15:06,787 --> 00:15:09,037 Sampson, that's just a great name. 278 00:15:09,251 --> 00:15:10,747 Straight out of film noir. 279 00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:14,191 An old detective who drinks hard but loves even harder. 280 00:15:14,316 --> 00:15:15,756 Or go with me here. 281 00:15:17,059 --> 00:15:21,063 A tiny little orphan mouse who must find his way home to Wolverhampton. 282 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,505 Or Samson the legendary figure from the Bible. 283 00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:26,571 No, that doesn't work. All those guys have names like Ben-Hur and Prometheus. 284 00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:28,473 You have never read the Bible have you? 285 00:15:29,175 --> 00:15:30,764 Genesis, exorcist, 286 00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:33,561 leviathan, do the right thing. 287 00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:35,188 - Oh, my gosh. - Stop talking. 288 00:15:36,883 --> 00:15:38,878 We've gotta find this Brian Sampson, 289 00:15:39,003 --> 00:15:41,335 because if this is true, given the complexity of Stu's escape 290 00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:43,914 there is no way he could've done this by himself. 291 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:45,490 He's right. 292 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,326 No, that's Stu's seat. 293 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:50,923 Gus, a word. 294 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,080 What? 295 00:15:55,512 --> 00:15:56,578 Bad news first. 296 00:15:56,703 --> 00:15:59,075 I'm almost positive Ruby's the one who helped Stu. 297 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,081 But here's the good news, we can use Ruby, 298 00:16:01,206 --> 00:16:03,828 - solve the case, and look like heroes. - You are unbelievable. 299 00:16:03,953 --> 00:16:05,053 Really unbelievable. 300 00:16:05,178 --> 00:16:07,179 You've convinced yourself that Ruby is wrong for me 301 00:16:07,304 --> 00:16:09,363 and now you're fishing for some reason to justify it? 302 00:16:09,488 --> 00:16:12,097 Man, I know this is hard to hear but I'm pretty sure she was involved. 303 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:15,311 The only thing she's involved in, Shawn, is being awesome. 304 00:16:17,086 --> 00:16:19,080 - All right. Maybe I'm wrong. - Damn right you are. 305 00:16:19,205 --> 00:16:22,521 Maybe I'm being overprotective because the way the Mira thing went down. 306 00:16:23,656 --> 00:16:26,876 I appreciate you looking after me, but Ruby is not Mira. 307 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,287 - She's guilty to be awesome. - That's right. 308 00:16:32,772 --> 00:16:34,550 - Have your parents met her? - No. 309 00:16:34,675 --> 00:16:36,494 They're at a time-share pitch in Chula Vista. 310 00:16:36,619 --> 00:16:38,896 - I'll go with her when they get back. - In the meantime, 311 00:16:39,021 --> 00:16:40,495 I've got the next best thing. 312 00:16:41,151 --> 00:16:44,339 - Where's Chula Vista? - I don't know. I think they made it up. 313 00:16:50,807 --> 00:16:54,142 So my hands are all bloody and blistered from three hours of fighting 314 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:56,149 to reel in this marlin, when all of a sudden 315 00:16:56,274 --> 00:16:58,903 I realize that we've drifted into Cuban waters. 316 00:17:00,276 --> 00:17:02,469 And I know this because one of their patrol boats proceeds 317 00:17:02,594 --> 00:17:05,473 to blow a hole the size of a bowling ball in our hull. 318 00:17:06,447 --> 00:17:08,990 - This bourbon packs a wallop. - Not too strong for you? 319 00:17:09,764 --> 00:17:12,076 I'm paying you a compliment. Not strong enough. 320 00:17:12,246 --> 00:17:14,182 - Try this. - So what happened next? 321 00:17:14,307 --> 00:17:17,248 We turned and we ran for our lives. We made it, like, 322 00:17:17,776 --> 00:17:19,613 around five miles off the coast of key west 323 00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:22,086 before she sank and then we had to swim the rest of the way. 324 00:17:22,256 --> 00:17:26,007 We ended up sitting in with the house band at sloppy Joe's soaking wet. 325 00:17:26,221 --> 00:17:28,749 That is the best damn fish story I've ever heard. 326 00:17:30,681 --> 00:17:31,661 Cheers. 327 00:17:33,657 --> 00:17:35,357 That was my friend, Stu. 328 00:17:35,925 --> 00:17:37,185 He planned the whole trip. 329 00:17:38,078 --> 00:17:40,730 Look, I'm pretty sure wherever he is he's okay. 330 00:17:44,975 --> 00:17:46,944 I better check on the burgers. 331 00:17:55,479 --> 00:17:57,355 What do you think you're doing? 332 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,333 What does it look like I'm doing? I'm making my world-famous burgers. 333 00:18:00,501 --> 00:18:04,105 You are supposed to be helping me prove that Ruby is hiding something. 334 00:18:04,544 --> 00:18:06,480 Instead you're swapping fishing stories with her. 335 00:18:06,605 --> 00:18:08,967 And what is that nonsense about you catching the bluefin tuna? 336 00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,671 You found it on the beach and practically tripped over it. 337 00:18:11,796 --> 00:18:13,805 Come on, Shawn, look. That's what you do. 338 00:18:13,973 --> 00:18:15,723 It's a fishing story, you embellish. 339 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:18,560 You think you're trying to help Gus. You usually are. 340 00:18:18,728 --> 00:18:20,928 But in this case, I'm not so sure. 341 00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:23,648 Why would you say that? 342 00:18:23,817 --> 00:18:27,457 Look, is it possible, just possible, that your suspicions of Ruby 343 00:18:27,582 --> 00:18:30,754 stem from your jealousy that Gus is in a healthy, solid relationship 344 00:18:30,879 --> 00:18:34,617 with a great woman, whereas you had one with an equally great woman 345 00:18:35,789 --> 00:18:37,589 but you let her slip away? 346 00:18:39,836 --> 00:18:41,869 How much have you had to drink? 347 00:18:42,175 --> 00:18:45,795 More than a little and less than enough. But I make sense, don't I? 348 00:18:47,423 --> 00:18:49,303 Looks like you're a big hit with Shawn's dad. 349 00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,804 Yeah, but the only one that I can't win over is Shawn. 350 00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:53,804 It's like he doesn't trust me. 351 00:18:54,973 --> 00:18:57,265 He was a little suspicious about you at first. 352 00:18:57,994 --> 00:18:59,044 Suspicious? 353 00:18:59,717 --> 00:19:00,476 How so? 354 00:19:02,605 --> 00:19:06,498 I probably shouldn't tell you. We'll probably have a big laugh. 355 00:19:07,369 --> 00:19:09,794 He had this crazy theory caught up in his head 356 00:19:09,919 --> 00:19:12,030 about how you helped Stu orchestrate his disappearance. 357 00:19:14,338 --> 00:19:17,368 The cops said that Stu used some kind of webbing to attach himself to a rock. 358 00:19:17,537 --> 00:19:21,038 And Shawn has it caught up in his head that you helped him orchestrate it. 359 00:19:21,348 --> 00:19:22,948 - Oh, my God. - What? 360 00:19:23,187 --> 00:19:24,542 He's really psychic. 361 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:28,004 Wait a second, you mean he's right? You did? 362 00:19:28,872 --> 00:19:30,923 Stu is my best friend in the world. 363 00:19:31,092 --> 00:19:33,092 He just said that he was in some kind of trouble 364 00:19:33,262 --> 00:19:36,110 and he needed a few days to figure things out. 365 00:19:37,314 --> 00:19:39,766 Wait, you need to tell the police about this now. 366 00:19:39,934 --> 00:19:42,351 I can't. Stu begged me to give him a few days. 367 00:19:42,567 --> 00:19:44,937 I'm the only person in the world that he can trust. 368 00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:48,838 You're the only person that I can trust. So you know what this means? 369 00:19:49,692 --> 00:19:51,109 We're in a trust circle. 370 00:19:51,403 --> 00:19:53,236 No, no, I want out of the trust circle. 371 00:19:53,407 --> 00:19:54,781 There are no doors. 372 00:19:54,949 --> 00:19:57,206 - What about Shawn? - That would be a trust triangle. 373 00:19:57,331 --> 00:19:59,493 Don't make this more difficult than it already is. 374 00:19:59,663 --> 00:20:01,313 Please, please, please? 375 00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:04,382 You have to promise me you're not gonna say anything to Shawn. 376 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:05,333 For me? 377 00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:09,169 - I promise. - Thank you. 378 00:20:12,259 --> 00:20:13,572 Smiths lyric-off. 379 00:20:13,697 --> 00:20:15,870 You, me, 10 minutes. 380 00:20:16,072 --> 00:20:19,180 I'm gonna wipe the floor with you. We're starting with the queen is dead. 381 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:20,670 15 minutes. 382 00:20:26,123 --> 00:20:28,272 I wanna tell you something. Will you look at me, please? 383 00:20:29,639 --> 00:20:31,609 I just had a drunken revelation out there. 384 00:20:31,779 --> 00:20:34,166 It wasn't mine, it was my dad's, but at this point, I'll take it. 385 00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:36,656 I was way off about Ruby, 386 00:20:36,781 --> 00:20:38,031 and I admit it. 387 00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:41,077 She's amazing. In fact, I wish we could clone her. 388 00:20:41,829 --> 00:20:44,223 And then maybe the clone would come off a little slow. 389 00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:46,833 Not like she has special needs, just like a little bit dim, 390 00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:48,626 and that would be perfect for me. 391 00:20:49,128 --> 00:20:50,740 Truth is, I think I was just jealous, 392 00:20:50,865 --> 00:20:53,840 'cause you have something special and I haven't heard from Abigail in, 393 00:20:54,008 --> 00:20:57,260 - like, a month or something. - I appreciate your honesty. 394 00:20:58,789 --> 00:21:00,945 So what were you and Rubes talking about? 395 00:21:10,904 --> 00:21:14,066 - I got your message. What's up? - We haven't get a hold of Sampson. 396 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:17,236 Great name. Sounds like one of the dwarf warriors from Willow. 397 00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:20,009 We've been through this already. Sampson is Stu's partner. 398 00:21:20,134 --> 00:21:23,250 We were able to track down Sampson and Stu's assistant, Charles Lucas. 399 00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:24,882 Lassiter has him in room "A" 400 00:21:25,007 --> 00:21:27,548 - Claims he knows nothing. - You want me to get in and read him, 401 00:21:27,673 --> 00:21:31,321 Because I can always tell when someone is hiding something. Isn't that right? 402 00:21:31,446 --> 00:21:34,023 Why do you look away when I talk? You did that all morning. 403 00:21:34,148 --> 00:21:35,225 Something in my eye. 404 00:21:35,350 --> 00:21:36,841 - What is it? - Monkey brush. 405 00:21:37,011 --> 00:21:37,925 Never heard. 406 00:21:38,050 --> 00:21:40,919 So now you're gonna tell me Monkey brush doesn't even exist? 407 00:21:41,044 --> 00:21:42,709 Don't be the new Meshach Taylor. 408 00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:45,048 I don't know what you're talking about. 409 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,720 You're not going to leave this room, Lucas, 410 00:21:49,845 --> 00:21:51,690 Until you start telling me the truth. 411 00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:53,699 Saying "the truth" 412 00:21:53,824 --> 00:21:56,243 louder than the previous words isn't going to work. 413 00:21:56,368 --> 00:21:58,878 I've told you the truth. I don't know anything. 414 00:22:00,199 --> 00:22:01,741 Thanks. We'll take it from here. 415 00:22:01,931 --> 00:22:05,352 Let's get one thing straight, you are here just to observe this interrogation. 416 00:22:05,477 --> 00:22:07,227 - Understood? - Absolutely. 417 00:22:13,264 --> 00:22:14,522 I've got something. 418 00:22:14,924 --> 00:22:17,381 You were at the river the day that Stu disappeared. 419 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,841 I was there. But only because Stu asked me 420 00:22:19,966 --> 00:22:21,845 to drop him off and drive his car down river 421 00:22:22,013 --> 00:22:25,390 so he wouldn't catch a ride back, then I called a cab and went home. 422 00:22:25,746 --> 00:22:26,896 You're lying. 423 00:22:28,407 --> 00:22:29,657 He's not lying. 424 00:22:29,863 --> 00:22:33,565 His lip is completely still, no sweat on forehead, fingers aren't trembling. 425 00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:51,541 - You're hiding something. - No, I'm not. 426 00:22:52,222 --> 00:22:54,252 - I want the truth. - That is the truth. 427 00:22:55,421 --> 00:22:58,423 - Who are we interrogating? - Gus, what are you hiding? 428 00:22:58,718 --> 00:23:00,342 I'm not hiding anything. You're crazy. 429 00:23:00,510 --> 00:23:02,844 - Say he's crazy. - No, he's hiding something. 430 00:23:03,586 --> 00:23:04,387 Let's go. 431 00:23:08,207 --> 00:23:09,976 - Can I leave now? - Quiet. 432 00:23:10,144 --> 00:23:12,823 - Dude, Ruby said something to you? - Who? 433 00:23:12,948 --> 00:23:15,310 Ruby, who's only guilty of being awesome. 434 00:23:15,606 --> 00:23:18,275 They found a body in the woods. It's Stu's business partner. 435 00:23:19,738 --> 00:23:22,739 The lovable saint Bernard next door, and don't realize how big he is. 436 00:23:22,907 --> 00:23:24,532 Looks like an hunting accident. 437 00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:27,702 But get this, I found out that Sampson and Stu 438 00:23:27,870 --> 00:23:31,580 took out million-dollar life insurance and named each other as beneficiary. 439 00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:34,584 - You think Stu killed Brian for money. - It's motive. 440 00:23:34,752 --> 00:23:36,753 Gus, there's nothing you'd like to say? 441 00:23:36,921 --> 00:23:37,837 I gotta go. 442 00:23:49,703 --> 00:23:51,142 Ruby, I need to talk to you. 443 00:23:51,312 --> 00:23:52,477 Hi, come on up. 444 00:23:52,937 --> 00:23:54,354 Are you nuts? That's dangerous. 445 00:23:54,522 --> 00:23:57,107 I know it seems weird, But this is kind of our coping mechanism. 446 00:23:58,929 --> 00:24:02,696 Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Whatever you and Ruby conspired to do 447 00:24:02,864 --> 00:24:05,102 is just as bad. We're talking about murder here. 448 00:24:05,227 --> 00:24:08,333 - You have to tell me what you know. - I can't talk to you right now. 449 00:24:09,178 --> 00:24:10,428 You kidding me? 450 00:24:14,196 --> 00:24:17,515 Dude, this is me. I am your partner and your best friend. 451 00:24:17,713 --> 00:24:19,378 We are not supposed to keep secrets. 452 00:24:19,566 --> 00:24:22,220 - I know, but it's complicated. - No, math is complicated. 453 00:24:22,345 --> 00:24:24,122 The show it's complicated was complicated. 454 00:24:24,247 --> 00:24:26,252 The song complicated by Avril Lavigne, 455 00:24:26,377 --> 00:24:28,138 ironically, not very complicated. 456 00:24:28,306 --> 00:24:30,354 And you know what? Neither is this. 457 00:24:31,996 --> 00:24:35,144 I didn't expect to see you here. Look who's learning to be the aggressive one. 458 00:24:35,315 --> 00:24:37,022 I am not here to see you. 459 00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:38,940 Yeah, and I'm wearing panties. 460 00:24:46,195 --> 00:24:47,213 Listen to me, 461 00:24:47,338 --> 00:24:50,495 we have a responsibility to the police. If you know something and we don't tell, 462 00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:51,702 that's lying. 463 00:24:51,871 --> 00:24:54,377 So should I tell them you're not really psychic? 464 00:24:54,502 --> 00:24:56,498 How did you get from "a" to "b"? 465 00:24:57,660 --> 00:24:59,377 Hey, buddy, what are you doing here? 466 00:25:00,069 --> 00:25:02,505 You know, I'm just chasing after Jessica. 467 00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:03,965 Yeah, don't they all. 468 00:25:04,334 --> 00:25:07,893 I don't know if this means anything, but you would make a great couple. 469 00:25:08,018 --> 00:25:09,974 Maybe I should give you my key to her apartment. 470 00:25:10,099 --> 00:25:10,805 Maybe. 471 00:25:13,476 --> 00:25:15,726 You know, that way, you can get in. 472 00:25:16,644 --> 00:25:17,644 I got it. 473 00:25:17,815 --> 00:25:18,813 I do. 474 00:25:21,469 --> 00:25:25,028 - Stop letting Ruby come between us. - I'm not gonna let that happen. 475 00:25:27,198 --> 00:25:28,156 What's going on? 476 00:25:28,324 --> 00:25:31,326 Ruby, I can't do this anymore. I need to let Shawn in our trust circle. 477 00:25:32,399 --> 00:25:33,825 I didn't hear that. 478 00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:37,082 Ruby, the police think that Stu may have killed Brian Sampson. 479 00:25:38,925 --> 00:25:40,625 - Brian's dead? - Yeah. 480 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:43,003 I know that you helped stage Stu's disappearance. 481 00:25:43,173 --> 00:25:44,999 Yeah, I know you know that. 482 00:25:45,203 --> 00:25:47,050 - Gus told you? - Of course he did. 483 00:25:47,286 --> 00:25:49,927 But Stu... Stu could've never killed Brian. 484 00:25:50,052 --> 00:25:52,931 - No matter how much Brian deserved it. - What does that mean? 485 00:25:53,283 --> 00:25:55,474 Brian was the reason that Stu was going broke. 486 00:25:55,644 --> 00:25:58,978 He used all of the company's money to pay for his exorbitant lifestyle. 487 00:26:00,523 --> 00:26:01,773 It's always about money. 488 00:26:03,545 --> 00:26:06,069 Tell him everything, Ruby. We need to know where Stu is. 489 00:26:08,391 --> 00:26:11,232 - Where do you think you're going? - With you to the police station. 490 00:26:11,357 --> 00:26:12,559 I don't think so. 491 00:26:12,684 --> 00:26:16,078 Now that Ruby's told us Stu is hiding at Lone Pine, we've to tell the police. 492 00:26:16,247 --> 00:26:19,403 Correction. I have to tell the police. You have to crawl back 493 00:26:19,528 --> 00:26:21,476 under your keeping-secrets - from-your-best-friend 494 00:26:21,601 --> 00:26:23,121 and apply for residency 495 00:26:23,246 --> 00:26:24,896 where you can vote and pay your taxes 496 00:26:25,021 --> 00:26:26,840 and make little backstabbing rock babies. 497 00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:28,425 - Have we to do this? - Yes. 498 00:26:28,619 --> 00:26:30,510 I'm questioning your dedication to this case, 499 00:26:30,851 --> 00:26:33,280 our partnership, and maybe even America. 500 00:26:33,491 --> 00:26:35,410 I'm dedicated. I take our job seriously. 501 00:26:35,601 --> 00:26:38,837 Please, you are so distracted by Ruby and her boobs 502 00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:42,674 and your lies and the heavy petting, you probably don't remember who's Jason. 503 00:26:42,857 --> 00:26:44,392 - Stu. - Or who he kidnapped. 504 00:26:44,517 --> 00:26:46,276 He didn't kidnap anyone. He disappeared. 505 00:26:46,444 --> 00:26:48,610 Right off the top of a building in Vancouver. 506 00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:51,697 - That was a who didn't steal anything. - And then fell down a mine shaft. 507 00:26:51,867 --> 00:26:54,241 That was us. Look, give it up, Shawn. 508 00:26:54,411 --> 00:26:58,232 My trust circle with Ruby resisted, I've been paying just as much attention 509 00:26:58,357 --> 00:27:01,257 - to what's been going on as you have. - You can't have a circle with 2 people. 510 00:27:01,382 --> 00:27:04,586 So let's set aside our personal issues and continue on our investigation. 511 00:27:04,754 --> 00:27:07,832 Please, you wish you had my acute observational skills. 512 00:27:08,007 --> 00:27:10,216 - You wish you had my focus. - My attention to detail. 513 00:27:10,518 --> 00:27:12,418 Attention to detail, please. 514 00:27:30,823 --> 00:27:32,771 All right, people, listen up. 515 00:27:33,116 --> 00:27:35,360 By piecing together Stu's credit card activity, 516 00:27:35,485 --> 00:27:38,411 phone records, and known sightings the last three weeks, 517 00:27:38,581 --> 00:27:40,497 we've pinpointed his location to here: 518 00:27:40,666 --> 00:27:42,290 a small ranch outside of Reno, Nevada. 519 00:27:42,707 --> 00:27:46,052 We need to coordinate with all state and local law enforcement agencies. 520 00:27:50,134 --> 00:27:53,218 Psychic navigators are saying something different, Lassie. 521 00:27:54,317 --> 00:27:57,931 - Cut that out before to blind somebody. - As usual, Lassie, you're way off. 522 00:27:58,569 --> 00:28:01,369 The actual position where Stu is hiding is... 523 00:28:02,221 --> 00:28:04,270 here, right outside of Lone Pine. 524 00:28:05,237 --> 00:28:06,523 And you know this how? 525 00:28:06,692 --> 00:28:09,279 Same way I knew that Stu had fled in the first place. 526 00:28:09,404 --> 00:28:10,962 The question is, Lassie, 527 00:28:11,237 --> 00:28:15,240 do you want to mobilize your team to Nevada and risk humiliating yourself, 528 00:28:15,365 --> 00:28:17,161 or do you wanna mobilize them to Lone Pine, 529 00:28:17,286 --> 00:28:20,519 which is on the way, and only risk humiliating me? 530 00:28:21,383 --> 00:28:23,373 Everybody, let's head to Lone Pine. 531 00:28:32,218 --> 00:28:33,616 Stay put, Spencer. 532 00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:43,323 Stu Crawford, it's the SBPD. We're coming in. 533 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,300 I'm still more than a little peeved at you for keeping all this from me. 534 00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:49,535 I'm sorry, Shawn, but you know, eventually we're gonna both get married. 535 00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:52,169 There's gonna be certain things we can't share. 536 00:28:52,294 --> 00:28:54,489 I'm trying not to think about that. 537 00:28:54,614 --> 00:28:58,618 - We're still gonna live next door. - With a pool going across our yards. 538 00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:02,068 I've got dibs on the diving board. 539 00:29:04,128 --> 00:29:05,456 Why don't you get in there? 540 00:29:15,501 --> 00:29:18,001 Well, you had everything right, Spencer. 541 00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:20,305 He definitely didn't drown in the river. 542 00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:27,675 I know this must be very hard. 543 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,804 But Stu didn't leave a suicide note, Is there anything that you can tell us? 544 00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:36,153 I've known Stu for years, and none of this makes any sense. 545 00:29:37,824 --> 00:29:39,873 I still can't believe he's gone. 546 00:29:40,965 --> 00:29:42,542 Now, Ruby's already informed us 547 00:29:42,667 --> 00:29:44,969 of her involvement with Stu's disappearance. 548 00:29:45,389 --> 00:29:47,791 If either of you two were involved, now's the time to tell us. 549 00:29:48,302 --> 00:29:50,502 They don't know anything about it. 550 00:29:51,005 --> 00:29:54,256 Actually, Stu came to me first saying that he needed a place to hide. 551 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,301 I told himto stop being a coward and just face his problems like a man. 552 00:29:58,769 --> 00:30:01,856 Stu told me that I was the only person that he trusted. 553 00:30:02,390 --> 00:30:05,475 That is so like you to think you're the special one in the group. 554 00:30:05,643 --> 00:30:07,811 - Everything's about Ruby. - I need attention? 555 00:30:08,855 --> 00:30:10,939 You're the one that throws herself at every guy. 556 00:30:11,107 --> 00:30:12,563 Take it back, bitch! 557 00:30:13,443 --> 00:30:15,944 - Ladies, simmer down. - Hold on chief, make her. 558 00:30:16,112 --> 00:30:17,812 Can you... try to make her. 559 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,598 Look, miss Martino, we know that you've had 560 00:30:21,723 --> 00:30:23,785 some court-appointed anger management sessions 561 00:30:23,953 --> 00:30:27,289 and a prior for stalking Stu's business partner Brian Sampson. 562 00:30:27,457 --> 00:30:28,415 Oh, that? 563 00:30:28,765 --> 00:30:31,565 Stu introduced us at a party and we totally hit it off. 564 00:30:31,753 --> 00:30:34,671 And then Brian started sending me mixed signals. 565 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:36,661 Mixed signals. 566 00:30:36,786 --> 00:30:39,399 Let's just say that you're a person of interest 567 00:30:39,524 --> 00:30:41,136 and we'd like you to stay in town. 568 00:30:41,304 --> 00:30:42,316 Fine. 569 00:30:47,353 --> 00:30:51,104 - Am I free to go too, now? - Yeah, you too, miss J. 570 00:30:51,759 --> 00:30:53,259 Wait for me outside? 571 00:30:57,329 --> 00:30:59,769 The preponderance of evidence still points 572 00:30:59,894 --> 00:31:02,592 to Stu being responsible for Brian Sampson's murder. 573 00:31:02,784 --> 00:31:06,788 In view of the performance we witnessed, we should re-review said evidence. 574 00:31:07,163 --> 00:31:09,374 You can't re-review something, It's redundant. 575 00:31:09,499 --> 00:31:11,206 Like re-repeat or re-reflect. 576 00:31:11,376 --> 00:31:13,209 You can if you've peated and flected twice. 577 00:31:13,649 --> 00:31:16,014 I remind you that you haven't been hired 578 00:31:16,139 --> 00:31:18,422 on this case, and what you say doesn't matter? 579 00:31:18,591 --> 00:31:20,575 - We haven't been hired? - Nobody hired me. 580 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,760 We'll call you if we need you. 581 00:31:30,883 --> 00:31:32,383 I'm sorry about Stu. 582 00:31:32,594 --> 00:31:34,620 I'm sorry about putting you in this situation. 583 00:31:34,745 --> 00:31:36,621 You were doing a good thing for a great friend. 584 00:31:36,746 --> 00:31:39,527 - I can't be mad at that. - Thank you for understanding. 585 00:31:39,695 --> 00:31:42,897 So now that everything's out in the open, let's agree. 586 00:31:43,729 --> 00:31:46,534 - No more secrets. - OK, agreed, yes. No more secrets. 587 00:31:46,703 --> 00:31:48,428 - All right. - All right. 588 00:31:49,247 --> 00:31:50,497 Bottle and weave. 589 00:31:50,811 --> 00:31:52,211 - Really? - Yeah. 590 00:31:52,851 --> 00:31:53,851 Divorced. 591 00:31:55,169 --> 00:31:56,219 Baby daddy? 592 00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:57,813 - Credit? - 770. 593 00:31:57,938 --> 00:31:58,880 Not bad. 594 00:32:01,263 --> 00:32:03,149 Oh, you guys. 595 00:32:03,832 --> 00:32:05,132 This is so nice. 596 00:32:05,421 --> 00:32:07,497 This feels good. 597 00:32:08,653 --> 00:32:10,850 I knew you were special from the beginning. 598 00:32:11,061 --> 00:32:13,962 You had me at Did you see the Sunrise: Part two. 599 00:32:16,597 --> 00:32:17,956 I'm gonna wait in the car. 600 00:32:18,081 --> 00:32:19,881 - All right. - All right. 601 00:32:20,437 --> 00:32:23,195 I was right about her from the beginning. She is amazing. 602 00:32:23,446 --> 00:32:25,698 I am 110% on the Ruby train now. 603 00:32:25,823 --> 00:32:29,535 Good, she just lost a dear friend. She needs us, Gus. We're her rock. 604 00:32:29,826 --> 00:32:32,145 - You mean, I'm her rock. - Yes, you're her rock. 605 00:32:32,395 --> 00:32:33,846 - I'm her anchor. - Stop it. 606 00:32:33,971 --> 00:32:35,459 - Stop what? - You know what. 607 00:32:35,584 --> 00:32:37,134 - That? - Yes, that. 608 00:32:37,530 --> 00:32:40,547 I only did that 'cause you said stop doing this. If I stop that, then what? 609 00:32:40,715 --> 00:32:41,756 Stop stopping it. 610 00:32:42,166 --> 00:32:43,988 I think I know what's going on. 611 00:32:44,313 --> 00:32:46,504 You feel bad that you were against Ruby from the beginning 612 00:32:46,629 --> 00:32:48,705 so you're trying to overcompensate by pushing your way 613 00:32:48,830 --> 00:32:50,098 into our relationship. 614 00:32:50,543 --> 00:32:53,727 But I'm not upset, because I know deep down it's just your way 615 00:32:53,852 --> 00:32:56,855 of saying I have a good thing in Ruby and you don't wanna see me lose it. 616 00:32:58,448 --> 00:33:01,982 All right, you console your lady. I'll handle the case for a while. 617 00:33:02,107 --> 00:33:05,507 - The case we didn't get hired on? - You know how I roll. 618 00:33:09,235 --> 00:33:11,952 Hey, old buddy, raise your hand if you've missed you. 619 00:33:12,174 --> 00:33:13,913 Hold on, let me guess. 620 00:33:14,082 --> 00:33:16,707 Police won't let you in on another case. You want me to help you. 621 00:33:16,877 --> 00:33:18,704 I thought I was the psychic. 622 00:33:18,829 --> 00:33:20,579 But I come bearing gifts. 623 00:33:21,978 --> 00:33:24,716 I figured your slender toes must get a little chilly down here on the block. 624 00:33:25,622 --> 00:33:26,622 They do. 625 00:33:27,012 --> 00:33:27,844 Thank you. 626 00:33:28,199 --> 00:33:30,086 All right, what can I do for you? 627 00:33:30,558 --> 00:33:32,475 Is that big Brian Sampson on the slab? 628 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,392 Handsome dude got a big ol'hole in his pec. 629 00:33:34,859 --> 00:33:37,896 What's the first thing that pops into your head when I say Sampson? 630 00:33:38,064 --> 00:33:39,429 A vacuum you can use in space. 631 00:33:40,803 --> 00:33:42,238 Thank you. What can you tell me? 632 00:33:42,363 --> 00:33:44,409 Even though the bullet was not found, 633 00:33:44,534 --> 00:33:48,531 in my opinion, it likely came from a winchester 70 rifle. 634 00:33:48,701 --> 00:33:52,160 Get out of this death igloo. You can tell that just by looking at the hole? 635 00:33:52,566 --> 00:33:54,996 Correct you are, my gelled friend. Allow me to demonstrate. 636 00:33:59,833 --> 00:34:01,355 Of course, watermelon. 637 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,838 - Perfect substitute for the human head. - Uncanny. 638 00:34:04,382 --> 00:34:06,049 Porterhouse simulates the human thigh. 639 00:34:07,944 --> 00:34:09,937 The maple wood simulates oak wood. 640 00:34:10,848 --> 00:34:13,515 This is all academic unless we can find the murder weapon. 641 00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:17,227 Believe me, you've helped more than you could possibly know. 642 00:34:17,396 --> 00:34:19,381 Worces... ter. 643 00:34:20,271 --> 00:34:22,064 - The sauce? - Doesn't make any sense. 644 00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:23,607 - Westchester. - The county? 645 00:34:23,732 --> 00:34:25,527 Counties can't kill people, Jules. 646 00:34:25,695 --> 00:34:26,695 Win... 647 00:34:27,838 --> 00:34:28,571 Win? 648 00:34:29,581 --> 00:34:30,740 - Chester! - Yes! 649 00:34:31,384 --> 00:34:33,140 - 69... - 70. 650 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,853 Jessica Martino owns a winchester 70. 651 00:34:35,978 --> 00:34:38,801 That is a very good link to the murder of Brian Sampson. 652 00:34:38,926 --> 00:34:40,875 Let's pay miss Martino a little visit, shall we? 653 00:34:41,045 --> 00:34:43,318 I'll call Gus, tell to stay away from Jessica. 654 00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:47,632 - What's up. - Stay away from Jessica. 655 00:34:48,221 --> 00:34:49,676 You hooked up with her? 656 00:34:49,801 --> 00:34:51,803 What does that mean? No, she might be the murderer. 657 00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:53,138 What? 658 00:34:53,306 --> 00:34:55,431 - Make sure you don't go near her. - Don't worry. 659 00:34:55,612 --> 00:34:58,746 Ruby's fine. She had to clear her head, so she and Derek went paragliding. 660 00:34:58,871 --> 00:35:01,521 - You know, that's how they cope. - Of course it is. 661 00:35:06,242 --> 00:35:08,091 This was a great idea, Derek. 662 00:35:08,216 --> 00:35:10,519 Things have just been so out of control this week. 663 00:35:10,699 --> 00:35:12,880 I needed something to take my mind off of Stu. 664 00:35:13,005 --> 00:35:14,055 No problem. 665 00:35:15,048 --> 00:35:17,616 We're gonna glide down the valley and then hike back up. 666 00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:20,924 I'm just gonna put our coordinates in so we take the shortest path. 667 00:35:21,049 --> 00:35:23,043 Who do you know in Lone Pine? 668 00:35:23,168 --> 00:35:25,962 You know, that's the area that I told Stu about. How did... 669 00:35:29,909 --> 00:35:30,959 It was you. 670 00:35:33,780 --> 00:35:35,030 There's no way. 671 00:35:35,155 --> 00:35:37,140 I really wish you hadn't seen that. 672 00:35:46,953 --> 00:35:49,444 That was Jules. They found the rifle in Jessica's apartment. 673 00:35:50,162 --> 00:35:52,808 - They're booking Jessica now. - Man, she was crazy. 674 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:54,741 Glad we found out now before you hooked up. 675 00:35:55,054 --> 00:35:56,893 When was I ever gonna hook up with Jessica? 676 00:35:57,078 --> 00:35:58,954 Shawn, please, you know honey was fly. 677 00:35:59,145 --> 00:36:01,098 She's a murderer, Gus. Plus, it was creepy. 678 00:36:01,223 --> 00:36:03,757 She stalks Brian, she dates Derek. 679 00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:05,326 - She was hot. - I know. 680 00:36:05,451 --> 00:36:07,951 - With legs I could've climbed. - What? 681 00:36:10,009 --> 00:36:12,665 I don't know if it means anything, but you guys would make a great couple. 682 00:36:12,790 --> 00:36:15,178 Maybe I should give you my key to her apartment. 683 00:36:15,639 --> 00:36:17,638 Which is ironic because Derek used to be 684 00:36:17,808 --> 00:36:19,808 a big game hunter back when he was dating Jessica. 685 00:36:21,102 --> 00:36:22,384 We're a tight-knit group. 686 00:36:22,509 --> 00:36:25,270 We look out for our own. Isn't that right, guys? 687 00:36:27,622 --> 00:36:29,056 - What? - Ruby's in danger. 688 00:36:29,181 --> 00:36:31,569 - I'll explain on the way. - I just put my car in the shop. 689 00:36:33,223 --> 00:36:34,423 Hold on tight. 690 00:36:37,355 --> 00:36:39,411 I can't even process this, Derek. 691 00:36:39,622 --> 00:36:41,830 Stu was our friend. How could you kill him? 692 00:36:41,998 --> 00:36:45,583 Friend? Stu didn't understand the meaning of true friendship. 693 00:36:45,817 --> 00:36:47,668 True friends stand behind one another. 694 00:36:48,427 --> 00:36:50,514 - See, Stu and I had a pact. - All right. 695 00:36:50,639 --> 00:36:52,931 I would make Brian pay for what he did 696 00:36:53,056 --> 00:36:55,666 and then I was gonna let Stu cash in on the insurance policy. 697 00:36:55,791 --> 00:36:57,887 - Right. - And I held up my end. 698 00:36:58,266 --> 00:37:00,932 But Stu decided to get a conscience. 699 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,220 Why don't... 700 00:37:06,723 --> 00:37:10,440 Why don't you and I just make a pact right now? 701 00:37:10,565 --> 00:37:13,265 A pact that neither of us is gonna kill me. 702 00:37:16,623 --> 00:37:17,923 You have no idea 703 00:37:19,035 --> 00:37:22,328 the adrenaline rush you get when you track down and kill a man. 704 00:37:22,498 --> 00:37:25,196 It's like lightning running down your spine. 705 00:37:25,593 --> 00:37:26,958 None of this stuff compares. 706 00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:32,051 I always sensed that you were the strongest of the group. 707 00:37:32,176 --> 00:37:34,716 And I envied Jessica that she got to be with you. 708 00:37:35,311 --> 00:37:36,332 You know that? 709 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:38,595 Please don't insult my intelligence. 710 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,810 Fine, but I had to try. 711 00:37:41,349 --> 00:37:43,725 You're a douche bag, and quite frankly, as dumb as a wildebeest. 712 00:37:45,428 --> 00:37:48,208 - Sorry it had to end this way. - No, Derek! Please, no! 713 00:37:48,399 --> 00:37:50,314 - Step away from my lady. - Please! 714 00:37:51,234 --> 00:37:53,318 Don't move. One step and she's gone. 715 00:37:53,788 --> 00:37:55,612 It's all about taking it to the next level. 716 00:37:55,917 --> 00:37:57,155 Isn't that right, D? 717 00:37:57,323 --> 00:37:58,614 I can see everything. 718 00:37:59,205 --> 00:38:02,221 You killed Brian Sampson because he ruined Stu. 719 00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:07,290 Then you proudly told Stu you did it. 720 00:38:07,458 --> 00:38:09,500 But instead of thanking you, he totally freaked out. 721 00:38:09,879 --> 00:38:11,268 Because he wasn't crazy. 722 00:38:11,393 --> 00:38:14,832 You knew it was only a matter of time before he went to the authorities. 723 00:38:15,217 --> 00:38:17,344 So you used your key to get into Jessica's place 724 00:38:17,469 --> 00:38:20,846 to take back the rifle you gave her from your big game hunting days. 725 00:38:20,971 --> 00:38:22,305 - You done? - Yeah. 726 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:26,309 Finally, you tracked down your buddy like a desert fox, 727 00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:28,686 and killed him, making it look like a suicide. 728 00:38:28,980 --> 00:38:32,190 Thus, pinning the murder of Brian Sampson on Stu. 729 00:38:44,275 --> 00:38:45,995 Freeze! SBPD! 730 00:38:47,259 --> 00:38:48,665 You're not going anywhere. 731 00:38:49,061 --> 00:38:50,771 - I got him, Shawn. - Get off me. 732 00:38:54,224 --> 00:38:56,089 - Save me! - Hang on tight. 733 00:38:57,842 --> 00:38:59,425 - Come on. - Don't let go. 734 00:38:59,595 --> 00:39:01,469 We'll see you at the bottom. 735 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:08,393 - He's going south. Cover all clearings. - Back up, move south to open field. 736 00:39:08,561 --> 00:39:11,312 - He's not even hooked in. - Don't worry, when Gus is scared, 737 00:39:11,504 --> 00:39:14,881 - he can cling like a drowning cat. - Don't let me die, Shawn! 738 00:39:34,462 --> 00:39:35,837 - There! - Thank you, lord. 739 00:39:37,298 --> 00:39:38,744 Dude, that was amazing! 740 00:39:38,869 --> 00:39:41,050 You manhandled a killer and took him to the ground. 741 00:39:41,230 --> 00:39:43,219 It was nothing. A man protects his lady. 742 00:39:43,389 --> 00:39:44,596 You're so brave. 743 00:39:49,863 --> 00:39:51,519 I'm your rock. I'm your island. 744 00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:53,754 - I know. - How do you get this damn thing off? 745 00:39:54,607 --> 00:39:57,020 Here let me help you. You untwist this. 746 00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:58,259 You all right? 747 00:39:58,384 --> 00:40:00,530 - What really happened? - I squeezed him so tight, 748 00:40:00,655 --> 00:40:02,488 - he passed out by accident. - Nice. 749 00:40:02,658 --> 00:40:04,694 And my helmet smashed into his chin. 750 00:40:04,867 --> 00:40:07,302 Okay, we're gonna say that you muscled up his back 751 00:40:07,427 --> 00:40:09,078 and then you put him in a sleeper hold. 752 00:40:09,376 --> 00:40:10,246 Sounds good. 753 00:40:20,258 --> 00:40:22,108 Next level's gonna be dope. 754 00:40:24,006 --> 00:40:25,773 Ruby's home safe and sound. 755 00:40:25,898 --> 00:40:26,998 There he is. 756 00:40:27,951 --> 00:40:30,850 I gotta say, that was awfully boyfriend-y of you, 757 00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:34,329 Jumping out there risking death like that to save Ruby. 758 00:40:34,454 --> 00:40:36,170 She is lucky to have you, dude. 759 00:40:36,295 --> 00:40:38,858 And I mean just you, all you, nothing but the you. 760 00:40:39,028 --> 00:40:41,361 You know. We're gonna take a breather for a while. 761 00:40:41,529 --> 00:40:42,904 - We are? - Yeah. 762 00:40:43,127 --> 00:40:45,215 I mean, as you know our relationship started off 763 00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:48,076 a lot more action-packed and exciting than most. 764 00:40:48,244 --> 00:40:50,662 You mean, with people disappearing, dying, and being arrested? 765 00:40:50,830 --> 00:40:53,123 Yeah, and a lot of heavy foods. 766 00:40:53,467 --> 00:40:55,947 So you two have decided to take a step back 767 00:40:56,072 --> 00:40:58,043 and evaluate if the attraction is real? 768 00:40:58,794 --> 00:41:00,655 And then when everything gets back to normal, 769 00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:03,550 if the feelings are still there, we'll start seeing each other again. 770 00:41:04,724 --> 00:41:07,387 He's all grown up. Making grown-up decisions. 771 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:14,363 - It was her idea, wasn't it? - Of course it was. I was begging. 772 00:41:18,165 --> 00:41:20,165 I did some soul searching too. 773 00:41:20,865 --> 00:41:23,386 What if we had to go on the lam like Stu, 774 00:41:23,511 --> 00:41:26,861 and we ended up in the sierras or someplace way far away 775 00:41:27,638 --> 00:41:30,739 from civilization, with no cell phones, and no water, 776 00:41:30,992 --> 00:41:34,134 it was just us, and we're lost never to be heard from again? 777 00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:36,275 - That would suck. - It sure would. 778 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,250 So then I started thinking, 779 00:41:38,456 --> 00:41:39,706 if that's us... 780 00:41:40,215 --> 00:41:42,465 Death and starvation are imminent... 781 00:41:43,854 --> 00:41:46,693 How long would you want me to wait before I ate you? 782 00:41:47,948 --> 00:41:50,210 I won't dignify that with an answer. 783 00:41:51,481 --> 00:41:53,300 It's a perfectly reasonable question. 784 00:41:53,425 --> 00:41:55,685 - It's like having a living will. - No one plans for that. 785 00:41:56,437 --> 00:41:59,354 Tell Gus it's normal for friends to discuss when they'd like to be eaten 786 00:41:59,525 --> 00:42:01,649 in the event of a tragic alive-esque scenario? 787 00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:06,442 Believe it or not, I'm with Spencer on this one. 788 00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:08,795 I would eat the three of you in the following order: 789 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,870 O'Hara, Guster, then Spencer. 790 00:42:11,202 --> 00:42:13,870 I've also made a list of whose organs I'd prefer if I need a transplant. 791 00:42:14,287 --> 00:42:17,121 And I've planned for the contingency where I'm the last man on earth 792 00:42:17,246 --> 00:42:18,661 and I need to choose one person 793 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:21,211 from the department with whom to procreate. 794 00:42:24,379 --> 00:42:26,879 Don't worry. None of you made the list.