1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,179 Shawn, we shouldn't left our troop. 2 00:00:08,304 --> 00:00:10,593 Dude, this is a chance to put our skills to a real test. 3 00:00:15,166 --> 00:00:16,341 What was that? 4 00:00:16,466 --> 00:00:19,367 It was nothing. Your little lil'chief senses are off. 5 00:00:20,091 --> 00:00:21,922 Okay, tell me you didn't hear that. 6 00:00:22,527 --> 00:00:24,648 Probably just a giant beaver. 7 00:00:24,966 --> 00:00:26,216 A giant beaver? 8 00:00:27,929 --> 00:00:29,067 Dagnabbit, what is it? 9 00:00:30,706 --> 00:00:31,473 Run! 10 00:00:37,909 --> 00:00:40,477 Wandering off is about the dumbest thing you've ever done. 11 00:00:41,033 --> 00:00:42,849 Do you know how dense this forest is? 12 00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:46,073 Dense enough for a werewolf to run amok and swallow me like a rollo. 13 00:00:46,470 --> 00:00:48,866 - Werewolves, huh? - Yeah, didn't you hear them? 14 00:00:49,347 --> 00:00:52,696 The mind can convince itself of almost anything when fear is involved. 15 00:00:53,555 --> 00:00:56,832 But fear does not exist in this dojo, does it, boys? 16 00:01:00,688 --> 00:01:01,688 Help me. 17 00:01:03,414 --> 00:01:04,506 We're out of here. 18 00:01:07,177 --> 00:01:09,761 The following is the royal rumble! 19 00:01:21,042 --> 00:01:22,292 "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. 20 00:01:22,417 --> 00:01:25,105 Winner of the first-ever rumble in 1988. 21 00:01:25,230 --> 00:01:27,863 - Old school. - You even got the 2x4. All right. 22 00:01:28,482 --> 00:01:30,784 Look at you. We both went retro. 23 00:01:30,909 --> 00:01:33,606 Although he should have a vast and unruly beard. 24 00:01:33,731 --> 00:01:36,004 I didn't want to draw on his face. But don't worry, 25 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:38,680 the most important component is still intact. 26 00:01:39,876 --> 00:01:40,876 What? 27 00:01:41,128 --> 00:01:44,173 Sylvester Ritter, aka Junkyard Dog. 28 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:47,257 The most prolific and electrifying wrestler of his time. 29 00:01:47,425 --> 00:01:48,673 May he rest in peace. 30 00:01:48,798 --> 00:01:49,798 Amen. 31 00:01:53,332 --> 00:01:54,929 Is it a little weird that we still... 32 00:01:55,054 --> 00:01:57,017 This might have to be the last year for the dolls. 33 00:01:57,363 --> 00:01:58,513 Kinda creepy. 34 00:01:59,315 --> 00:02:00,938 Let's cover them with something. 35 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:02,387 Hurry. 36 00:02:10,147 --> 00:02:12,783 Please say you're the psychic detectives... please. 37 00:02:12,952 --> 00:02:15,744 I'm the psychic detective. He just has a magic 8-ball head. 38 00:02:15,995 --> 00:02:18,127 Okay, terrific. Okay, this is good. 39 00:02:18,554 --> 00:02:20,426 Stewart Gimbley. I need you to lock me up 40 00:02:20,551 --> 00:02:22,432 and observe my behavior overnight. 41 00:02:22,557 --> 00:02:23,710 You're my last hope. 42 00:02:26,923 --> 00:02:29,623 - Dude! - No, it's for your own protection. 43 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,304 Are those silver bullets? 44 00:02:36,725 --> 00:02:38,934 I went to the cops, and I told them to put me in a cell. 45 00:02:39,102 --> 00:02:40,539 And the detective said, 46 00:02:40,664 --> 00:02:42,854 "jail is for criminals, not delusional whackadoos." 47 00:02:43,022 --> 00:02:44,437 He said "whackadoos"? 48 00:02:44,562 --> 00:02:46,858 And then he pinched himself and told me to come see you guys. 49 00:02:47,443 --> 00:02:49,736 And what, exactly, does this detective look like? 50 00:02:49,904 --> 00:02:52,990 Imagine Robert Goulet dressed like Mr. Bean 51 00:02:53,158 --> 00:02:55,723 playing the scarecrow in a summer stock production of the Wizard of oz, 52 00:02:55,848 --> 00:02:57,410 dedicated to Tony Randall. 53 00:02:59,876 --> 00:03:02,791 So, Stewart, why do you feel you need to be locked up and observed? 54 00:03:05,294 --> 00:03:07,004 I'm almost positive I'm a lycan. 55 00:03:08,065 --> 00:03:09,548 Lichen? Like seaweed? 56 00:03:09,964 --> 00:03:11,341 No, a lycan. 57 00:03:12,254 --> 00:03:13,425 You mean a lychee. 58 00:03:13,550 --> 00:03:15,429 - Like sheep's wool. - Lychee is a drupe fruit. 59 00:03:15,882 --> 00:03:17,441 A lycan. Lycanthrope. 60 00:03:18,513 --> 00:03:19,433 Werewolf? 61 00:03:20,663 --> 00:03:21,803 What? 62 00:03:28,193 --> 00:03:29,109 "Dee's nuts." 63 00:03:29,524 --> 00:03:30,572 I don't get it. 64 00:03:34,435 --> 00:03:35,906 I think I did that last night. 65 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,035 You think you killed a little lamb? 66 00:03:39,441 --> 00:03:41,163 Tonight could be much worse. 67 00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:44,416 I was gonna ask my sister to watch me, but I love her 68 00:03:44,584 --> 00:03:46,267 and clearly fear for her safety. 69 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,295 - Rumble's about to start any second. - It's on. 70 00:03:48,463 --> 00:03:51,443 - I don't really feel like... - I can pay you thrice your normal rate. 71 00:03:53,826 --> 00:03:55,953 I'm not doing it for half price, I'll tell you that. 72 00:03:56,078 --> 00:03:57,928 That's three times the amount. 73 00:03:58,625 --> 00:04:00,630 - I've heard it both ways. - No, you haven't. 74 00:04:00,906 --> 00:04:01,867 It's starting. 75 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,016 - The rumble's on. - We can throw him in the corner. 76 00:04:04,141 --> 00:04:06,694 - It's a lot of money. - It's not like he's really a werewolf. 77 00:04:08,519 --> 00:04:10,442 House rules are as follows. One... 78 00:04:10,610 --> 00:04:12,290 - No talking during the rumble. - Two... 79 00:04:12,415 --> 00:04:15,697 You leave here at sunrise, never ever, ever come back again. And three... 80 00:04:16,019 --> 00:04:17,658 Touch the quatro queso dos fritos 81 00:04:17,826 --> 00:04:20,744 and I will take you down using basic, traditional beginner's karate. 82 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:22,427 Deal. 83 00:04:22,849 --> 00:04:24,585 You are truly lifesavers. 84 00:04:24,710 --> 00:04:25,863 Now, please, 85 00:04:25,988 --> 00:04:28,288 bind my extremities as best you can. 86 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:36,254 Proving time and again here tonight. 87 00:04:36,379 --> 00:04:38,420 Hacksaw is just hammering away. 88 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,847 He's hitting everybody in sight. 89 00:04:43,052 --> 00:04:46,517 - You sure you guys can handle this? - Please, Stew, we're professionals. 90 00:05:55,798 --> 00:05:57,966 Psych 408 "Let's Get Hairy" 91 00:05:58,134 --> 00:06:00,534 Psych Team www.sous-titres.eu 92 00:06:04,057 --> 00:06:05,168 I got something. 93 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:08,667 Right there. 94 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:15,483 Let's send Bambi back to ma. 95 00:06:17,025 --> 00:06:18,075 On my word. 96 00:06:18,889 --> 00:06:19,889 Ready... 97 00:06:20,818 --> 00:06:21,818 Now! 98 00:06:25,556 --> 00:06:26,556 Red? 99 00:06:28,407 --> 00:06:30,157 What the... Who's there? 100 00:06:30,525 --> 00:06:31,374 Who's there? 101 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:36,046 I will blow you to kingdom come. You hear me? 102 00:06:38,506 --> 00:06:40,733 You are messing with the wrong son of a b... 103 00:06:55,759 --> 00:06:57,557 Damn it, I told you to stop doing that. 104 00:06:57,682 --> 00:06:59,486 It's like watching someone while they sleep. 105 00:06:59,807 --> 00:07:01,696 Why were you reading that file like Mr. Peanut? 106 00:07:01,864 --> 00:07:02,982 I was curious. 107 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:06,192 Several distinguished military strategists throughout history... 108 00:07:06,317 --> 00:07:09,037 But you know what, I don't need to explain myself to the likes of you. 109 00:07:11,329 --> 00:07:12,207 "Dee's nuts"? 110 00:07:16,421 --> 00:07:17,879 Stewart Gimbley. Ring any bells? 111 00:07:21,155 --> 00:07:22,783 Yay high, 112 00:07:22,908 --> 00:07:24,149 yellow eyes, 113 00:07:24,274 --> 00:07:25,679 howls at the moon. 114 00:07:28,016 --> 00:07:30,392 This guy spent last night chained up in our office 115 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,867 until he escaped and jumped through our double-paned window. 116 00:07:32,992 --> 00:07:34,980 - It's not even sort of double-paned. - Wait. 117 00:07:36,340 --> 00:07:37,648 He broke through his chains? 118 00:07:37,817 --> 00:07:40,986 Figuratively, yes. Literally, it was duct tape and kite string. 119 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:45,240 He chewed his way out with his big, bad teeth, all the better to eat you with. 120 00:07:45,408 --> 00:07:48,368 We were sleeping, so we can't confirm how pointy his ears were. 121 00:07:49,054 --> 00:07:50,823 - I didn't say ears. - That's what I heard. 122 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:53,331 Me too. And now we have a broken window that you should pay for. 123 00:07:53,644 --> 00:07:54,694 Fat chance. 124 00:07:55,179 --> 00:07:55,938 Here. 125 00:07:56,063 --> 00:07:59,438 Why don't you go look for your lost pet at his place of business. 126 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:01,423 "Occultopuss"? 127 00:08:01,905 --> 00:08:04,593 Even though I wouldn't lock him up because he was from the planet Wolfen, 128 00:08:04,866 --> 00:08:08,718 he still told me to come down and have my palm read by his sister... Willow. 129 00:08:09,474 --> 00:08:12,262 You're saying you've worn that shirt for at least two days in a row. 130 00:08:12,387 --> 00:08:15,511 - Remove yourself from this place. - You sure you don't want to tag along? 131 00:08:15,951 --> 00:08:17,901 I would rather adopt a child. 132 00:08:18,141 --> 00:08:19,141 Copy that. 133 00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:22,832 - Occultopuss? - Yes. But first... Jules? 134 00:08:23,952 --> 00:08:26,362 Sorry, no time for your tomfoolery and silliness. 135 00:08:26,804 --> 00:08:29,145 That goes for your nonsense, malarkey, and shenanigans. 136 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:32,061 We need a favor, it's legit, and we promise to owe you big. 137 00:08:32,675 --> 00:08:33,580 Make it quick. 138 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,301 I didn't have anything else sanitary. 139 00:08:36,426 --> 00:08:38,680 I used to have one of these with wonder woman's face on it. 140 00:08:38,805 --> 00:08:40,378 - Me too. - It's a hair. 141 00:08:40,547 --> 00:08:42,870 - We need to know where it came from. - More specifically, 142 00:08:42,995 --> 00:08:45,228 whether it came from a wolf or a were-hybrid. 143 00:08:45,799 --> 00:08:47,185 - Were-hybrid. - Please, 144 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:49,721 this could be a matter of life and death. Or mange. 145 00:08:52,517 --> 00:08:54,184 Sweet! Use the bat phone. 146 00:09:07,277 --> 00:09:08,698 Book of shadows. 147 00:09:14,991 --> 00:09:15,830 Hey there. 148 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,515 My name is Shawn Spencer. 149 00:09:18,835 --> 00:09:21,205 My associate Ron Davis, aka Bob Adams. 150 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:24,214 Known to his coven simply as rich fingerlind. 151 00:09:24,519 --> 00:09:25,869 You're a warlock? 152 00:09:26,328 --> 00:09:29,468 No, but Halle Berry calls me "Black Magic". 153 00:09:29,593 --> 00:09:31,262 - You're never met her. - Yes, I have. 154 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:33,084 On the set of Gothika. 155 00:09:35,371 --> 00:09:38,436 That's right, I always forget. He directed Gothika. 156 00:09:38,815 --> 00:09:41,189 - May I help you? - That depends. Are you Willow Gimbley? 157 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:42,658 - I am. - Great. 158 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:46,346 We just spent the evening with Stewart at our psychic detective agency. 159 00:09:46,471 --> 00:09:48,989 And it turns out that he might be a lycan. 160 00:09:49,158 --> 00:09:52,828 Not the drupe fruit. Rather, the hairy biped that hunts and mauls. 161 00:09:54,490 --> 00:09:56,413 I was afraid that could be the case. 162 00:09:56,538 --> 00:09:59,708 Ever since he was bitten, he's been acting peculiar and blacking out. 163 00:09:59,910 --> 00:10:02,410 All signs point directly to the mark of the beast. 164 00:10:02,661 --> 00:10:03,920 Did you just say "bitten"? 165 00:10:05,068 --> 00:10:07,298 We were on a mystical march in the Dick Smith Wilderness 166 00:10:07,466 --> 00:10:09,063 in Santa Ynez a few weeks ago. 167 00:10:09,188 --> 00:10:11,727 We got lost, and he went off-trail to make water in the darkness... 168 00:10:11,852 --> 00:10:14,978 - That's when it happened. - Sure hope he finished his business. 169 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:18,869 He said he saw teeth, fur, and a snout. Not necessarily in that order. 170 00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:22,013 He's been so elusive this past week. 171 00:10:22,592 --> 00:10:25,307 He won't let me or any other of the shamans in our rhombus help him 172 00:10:25,432 --> 00:10:27,758 because he doesn't want to put us in danger. 173 00:10:28,907 --> 00:10:30,842 It's really starting to sink in. 174 00:10:32,545 --> 00:10:33,545 My big bro. 175 00:10:37,247 --> 00:10:39,107 Any idea where he might be now? 176 00:10:39,232 --> 00:10:41,708 We're fearless, we're trying to help, and one of us is single. 177 00:10:42,311 --> 00:10:43,960 And clearly goth-curious. 178 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,797 Trust us, you don't want the cops to find him before we do. 179 00:10:48,722 --> 00:10:51,389 I suspect he's hiding and scared to death, 180 00:10:51,514 --> 00:10:53,386 what with the third and final full moon. 181 00:10:53,555 --> 00:10:55,722 Which isn't exactly full, just especially gibbous. 182 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:57,682 His need to feed tonight 183 00:10:57,850 --> 00:11:00,256 will be more intense than anything you can possibly imagine. 184 00:11:00,381 --> 00:11:02,103 I see. Who are those people, 185 00:11:02,271 --> 00:11:03,271 and why? 186 00:11:03,614 --> 00:11:06,301 Friends, and a couple of the others from Stewart's therapy group. 187 00:11:06,426 --> 00:11:08,984 They're very close. Stew's birthday last year. 188 00:11:09,365 --> 00:11:12,427 - Is that shangri-lala's? - Stew knows someone who works there. 189 00:11:12,552 --> 00:11:15,492 We got half off the party package, we got to bring our own vampire geisha. 190 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,233 Now, that's a party. 191 00:11:18,868 --> 00:11:22,307 Please call us if Stewart shows up. Our number's on the back, in pencil. 192 00:11:22,810 --> 00:11:24,688 But feel free to use my work cell on the front. 193 00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:27,212 Please find my brother before he eats an innocent. 194 00:11:28,472 --> 00:11:31,870 "Bitten"? If she's telling the truth, the man was bitten by a beast. 195 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,495 This may be above our pay grade. 196 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,871 Don't be the third Thompson twin with the dreads. 197 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,649 This is exactly at our pay grade. Plus, we're his only hope. 198 00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:40,224 Imagine being him right now? 199 00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:42,668 Then you wouldn't be able to get jiggy with his sister. 200 00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:44,314 Don't you talk about her like that. 201 00:11:44,439 --> 00:11:47,278 She's clearly in emotional peril, and her heart is heavy. 202 00:11:47,403 --> 00:11:49,776 And all that weird, sexy makeup is just a cry for help 203 00:11:49,901 --> 00:11:52,151 from a strong man with a solid job. 204 00:11:52,438 --> 00:11:54,413 Look at you crushing on Vampira. 205 00:11:57,237 --> 00:11:58,201 Who is this? 206 00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:04,874 I need you to come to leadbetter beach and bring me a 36-hour survival basket. 207 00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:07,127 Look, dad, I'm a little tied up right now. 208 00:12:07,295 --> 00:12:09,370 This is a challenge that involves a former nemesis 209 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,256 and something I deserve. Do you understand? 210 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,508 - Not even sort of. - Bring me 211 00:12:13,676 --> 00:12:15,593 two ham sandwiches on stone ground wheat... 212 00:12:15,761 --> 00:12:16,761 Mustard, no mayo. 213 00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:18,635 Plenty of electrolyte liquids, 214 00:12:19,098 --> 00:12:20,265 and a flashlight. 215 00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:22,820 - Asap. - Okay, folks, here we go. 216 00:12:22,945 --> 00:12:25,607 Keep your hands on this brand new beautiful truck 217 00:12:25,732 --> 00:12:27,279 and see how long you can last. 218 00:12:27,404 --> 00:12:28,857 Last man standing drives it home. 219 00:12:29,947 --> 00:12:31,347 No mercy, Spencer. 220 00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:08,258 Hot off the wire, another possible animal attack. 221 00:13:08,647 --> 00:13:11,524 About 6 miles from where that poor lamb was ripped apart two nights ago. 222 00:13:11,843 --> 00:13:14,026 - Hunters? - Must've been lousy shots. 223 00:13:14,469 --> 00:13:16,654 Son of a bitch. 224 00:13:16,971 --> 00:13:18,907 - What is it? - My worst nightmare. 225 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,673 Spencer's gonna be calling me any second. Let's go. 226 00:13:22,285 --> 00:13:25,410 Right behind you. I'm just gonna stop off at the ladies' room first. 227 00:13:35,626 --> 00:13:36,549 Unbelievable. 228 00:13:37,038 --> 00:13:39,180 - This is getting serious. - Dude, 229 00:13:39,305 --> 00:13:42,889 - he completely forgot about his bag. - What are you doing? 230 00:13:43,058 --> 00:13:45,058 Preparing to playhot cross bunson the recorder. 231 00:13:45,226 --> 00:13:46,269 What it look like. 232 00:13:46,394 --> 00:13:48,519 You can't go rifling through another man's stuff. 233 00:13:49,597 --> 00:13:52,440 Sure the privacy barrier was broken when you duct-taped his thighs together. 234 00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:55,150 It helped restrict the flexibility in his hips. 235 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,230 "One capsule before bedtime." What is Haloperidol prescribed for? 236 00:13:58,355 --> 00:14:01,142 Schizophrenia. It also reduces aggression towards others. 237 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:04,035 And used with chlorpromazine, can control hiccups. 238 00:14:04,203 --> 00:14:07,163 - What do you know about Dr. Ken Tucker? - Psychiatrist. He's not on my route. 239 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:08,871 But he's doing well for himself. 240 00:14:08,996 --> 00:14:11,084 He moved his practice into new digs on Arthur avenue. 241 00:14:11,252 --> 00:14:12,208 No kidding. 242 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,379 This is the first time we've had a case with a doctor 243 00:14:14,547 --> 00:14:18,090 - who wasn't on your route. - All streaks are made to be broken. 244 00:14:18,259 --> 00:14:21,302 If this guy thinks stew needs help controlling his aggression, 245 00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:23,221 we should probably pay him a visit. 246 00:14:27,804 --> 00:14:30,427 You weren't kidding. This guy's feeling good about himself, huh? 247 00:14:30,552 --> 00:14:32,194 His office is this way, Shawn. 248 00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:34,812 Look at that. Right on the door there. 249 00:14:43,114 --> 00:14:44,303 Hello there, Myrtle. 250 00:14:44,428 --> 00:14:45,802 My name is R.P. McMurphy. 251 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,365 This is my partner Cheswicke. 252 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,728 We both have some faulty wiring up in our noggins, 253 00:14:50,853 --> 00:14:52,709 and we're gonna have to talk to the doc. 254 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,128 No can do, sailor. Push on! 255 00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:58,339 - She totally shot me down. - I got it. 256 00:14:58,763 --> 00:15:01,634 Myrtle, when is Dr. Tucker's next available session? 257 00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:02,927 April 25, 2011. 258 00:15:03,947 --> 00:15:05,722 Now hit the bricks, Woodpecker. 259 00:15:07,597 --> 00:15:10,309 Is there a standby option for extra-crazy people 260 00:15:10,434 --> 00:15:12,395 who very well may pose a threat to others? 261 00:15:12,685 --> 00:15:16,482 You have ten seconds to make like my third husband and disappear. 262 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,800 I don't think we can hang with this old bird. 263 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,328 Heavens to Betsy! I'll be right there. 264 00:15:29,256 --> 00:15:31,013 - Don't touch me! - Polexia, calm down. 265 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,414 Don't tell me to calm down. 266 00:15:32,584 --> 00:15:34,042 Myrtle, give me some help here. 267 00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:35,210 Oh, dear. 268 00:15:36,129 --> 00:15:38,212 What are you doing, Shawn? Get from behind that desk. 269 00:15:38,381 --> 00:15:40,631 - That woman is gonna kill you. - Patient info. 270 00:15:40,966 --> 00:15:43,244 - Your phone. I'll take a few pictures. - Use your own phone. 271 00:15:43,369 --> 00:15:45,136 - I left it in the car. - Too bad for you. 272 00:15:45,304 --> 00:15:47,430 - Just gimme your phone! - She's gonna break it. 273 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,682 - Gimme the phone one time! - Hurry up. 274 00:15:51,644 --> 00:15:54,394 Dude, am I seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing? 275 00:15:54,564 --> 00:15:56,514 That's me and Ruiz the koala. 276 00:15:56,649 --> 00:15:59,265 I make a yearly donation to the "bear with me" foundation 277 00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:02,028 to help protect the lives of these precious and unique creatures. 278 00:16:02,272 --> 00:16:04,337 - You're cuddling the animal? - We're nuzzling. 279 00:16:04,462 --> 00:16:06,074 And Ruiz made the first move. 280 00:16:13,828 --> 00:16:14,665 She comes. 281 00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:20,296 Oh, this is so embarrassing. 282 00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:22,215 Those boys are dumb as rain. 283 00:16:22,575 --> 00:16:23,591 See you next week. 284 00:16:27,156 --> 00:16:28,156 Actually, 285 00:16:28,473 --> 00:16:29,473 you won't. 286 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,058 I have to go. I'm late for work. 287 00:16:34,525 --> 00:16:36,697 Don't do anything you might regret, girly. 288 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,482 Remember why you came to us in the first place. 289 00:16:43,158 --> 00:16:44,158 Excuse us. 290 00:16:54,349 --> 00:16:56,738 Would it be possible for us to speak with the doctor 291 00:16:56,863 --> 00:16:58,911 in a non-therapy capacity? 292 00:16:59,036 --> 00:17:00,518 You know, like gentlemen. 293 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:01,712 Beat it. 294 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,850 - That was a disaster. - I wouldn't go that far. 295 00:17:05,975 --> 00:17:08,845 So if I was to nuzzle with a non-domesticated zoo dweller, 296 00:17:09,013 --> 00:17:11,414 - I think I'd go with a giraffe. - Giraffes are chronic spitters. 297 00:17:11,539 --> 00:17:14,934 I'd climb up and risk it. They've got those giant doughnut lips. 298 00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:19,134 Like two Christmas hams kissing under mistletoe. 299 00:17:19,315 --> 00:17:21,353 Did that smokin' hot mess look familiar to you? 300 00:17:21,478 --> 00:17:23,558 No, I would have remembered that. 301 00:17:27,409 --> 00:17:28,699 All right. Fine. 302 00:17:29,296 --> 00:17:31,159 I deserve this one. Let's hear it. 303 00:17:31,731 --> 00:17:34,078 For who? The boy? That's on Gus' iPod. 304 00:17:34,246 --> 00:17:35,997 - It's back at the office. - Who? 305 00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:38,458 Don't say a word about Denise Williams. 306 00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:39,375 Who? 307 00:17:39,544 --> 00:17:41,573 There was another animal attack last night. 308 00:17:41,698 --> 00:17:43,337 And it wasn't a poor little lamb. 309 00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:47,216 Seems your delusional little buddy's upgraded to hunters. 310 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,801 Look who's suddenly on the black and tan express. 311 00:17:52,926 --> 00:17:55,425 No, I don't think we're chasing a werewolf, Spencer. 312 00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:57,435 Just another cuckoo who's seen too many movies. 313 00:17:57,603 --> 00:18:00,021 we don't have any actual proof that Stewart... 314 00:18:00,189 --> 00:18:03,239 He pretty much confessed to both of us, and he has no alibi, remember? 315 00:18:03,364 --> 00:18:06,126 Good luck getting by Dr. Tucker's pit bull of a receptionist. 316 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,029 Maybe you just didn't have the right tools. 317 00:18:08,197 --> 00:18:10,242 The monocle isn't gonna help you in this situation. 318 00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:11,782 I'm talking about one of these. 319 00:18:13,077 --> 00:18:13,993 Idiot. 320 00:18:15,871 --> 00:18:17,788 - Anything back yet on the follicle? - No, 321 00:18:17,956 --> 00:18:19,956 but keep your phones on, and proceed with caution. 322 00:18:20,305 --> 00:18:22,062 This is our case now too. 323 00:18:23,281 --> 00:18:25,057 Maybe we should let them take it from here. 324 00:18:25,182 --> 00:18:28,339 If we turn away every werewolf case that comes through our doors, 325 00:18:28,464 --> 00:18:31,498 people are gonna start talking. Besides, do you really think Stew 326 00:18:31,623 --> 00:18:33,633 is sprouting hair and fangs, unable to resist 327 00:18:33,758 --> 00:18:35,622 some sort of blood lust when the moon is full? 328 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:38,123 If he isn't, then he's some crazy dude who thinks he is. 329 00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:40,320 But what difference if he's out there killing people 330 00:18:40,445 --> 00:18:42,252 and precious wooly animals? 331 00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:43,948 None, I guess. 332 00:18:48,769 --> 00:18:50,696 I have to go. I'm late for work. 333 00:18:50,948 --> 00:18:51,948 Hold on. 334 00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:55,066 - What is it? - Check out those pictures. 335 00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:59,121 Dude, I knew I'd seen that chick before! 336 00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:02,458 She's a bartender at shangri-lala's. Tell me I'm right. 337 00:19:03,817 --> 00:19:04,817 Am I right? 338 00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:06,479 She sure is. 339 00:19:06,753 --> 00:19:08,253 Her name is Polexia. 340 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,133 Wasn't that Anna Paquin's name in Almost Famous? 341 00:19:11,301 --> 00:19:13,249 Anna Paquin was in Almost Famous? 342 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,470 Let's get a drink. 343 00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:21,644 I'm gonna need to speak with Dr. Ken tucker immediately. 344 00:19:22,124 --> 00:19:24,021 Well, if it ain't little dorothy 345 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,648 and her pal scarecrow. 346 00:19:26,312 --> 00:19:28,568 Where's the tin man and the cowardly lion? 347 00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:33,264 Well, here's the tin man... 348 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,075 And here's toto. 349 00:19:38,907 --> 00:19:39,949 Follow me. 350 00:19:40,654 --> 00:19:42,399 Obviously this is very troubling. 351 00:19:43,188 --> 00:19:45,405 Does this look like the sort of thing gimbley's capable of, 352 00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:47,589 in your professional opinion? 353 00:19:47,714 --> 00:19:49,589 Stewart has a very active imagination. 354 00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:52,121 - That's not what I asked. - I heard what you asked. 355 00:19:52,246 --> 00:19:53,828 What would you have me say? 356 00:19:54,435 --> 00:19:55,469 I took an oath. 357 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:57,513 My job is to help people like stewart 358 00:19:57,682 --> 00:19:59,343 to overcome the psychological hurdles 359 00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:01,994 that impair their desire to lead what we consider 360 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,520 to be normal, everyday lives. 361 00:20:04,689 --> 00:20:05,896 Take a look around. 362 00:20:06,065 --> 00:20:09,358 My success rate in this area speaks for itself. Wouldn't you agree? 363 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,996 We're just trying to figure out what we're dealing with here. 364 00:20:12,121 --> 00:20:15,393 Two men are dead, and tonight's another full moon. 365 00:20:16,561 --> 00:20:18,075 I can't believe I just said that. 366 00:20:18,243 --> 00:20:21,162 My opinion is that you're dealing with a very troubled young man. 367 00:20:21,499 --> 00:20:22,370 No kidding. 368 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,336 A few weeks ago, stewart took a turn for the worse. 369 00:20:28,955 --> 00:20:30,684 It is possible he is blurring the lines 370 00:20:30,809 --> 00:20:33,507 between reality and a much darker fantasy. 371 00:20:33,871 --> 00:20:36,125 At the end of our last session, he even became emotional 372 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:39,013 and, uh... gave me a hug. 373 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:42,266 - Why would he do that? - In the event he never saw me again. 374 00:20:42,746 --> 00:20:44,769 Yeah, do you have any idea where he might be? 375 00:20:44,938 --> 00:20:46,045 I wish I knew. 376 00:20:46,525 --> 00:20:48,814 Someone needs to save him from himself. 377 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,989 Hello, gentlemen. 378 00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,156 What'll it be? 379 00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:01,621 Well, he would like a roy rogers. That much we know for certain. 380 00:21:01,746 --> 00:21:02,746 What? 381 00:21:04,725 --> 00:21:06,123 You look really familiar to me. 382 00:21:06,561 --> 00:21:08,918 Yeah, I've just got one of those faces, I guess. 383 00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:10,920 Nope, I don't... I don't think so. 384 00:21:11,088 --> 00:21:13,471 I'm almost positive I've seen you before. 385 00:21:14,981 --> 00:21:16,183 Wait a second. 386 00:21:16,802 --> 00:21:18,914 Are you a patient of Dr. Ken tucker? 387 00:21:21,306 --> 00:21:24,185 I knew it! I totally knew it. We were just there earlier today. 388 00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:26,246 I'm trying to get my buddy here an appointment. 389 00:21:26,371 --> 00:21:27,830 He's absolutely stir crazy. 390 00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:29,605 Yeah, and skip here has romantic dreams 391 00:21:29,773 --> 00:21:31,934 about firemen who look like dolph lundgren. 392 00:21:32,059 --> 00:21:34,568 What? You cheeky screwball. 393 00:21:34,747 --> 00:21:36,309 What'd I tell you, he's wacko. 394 00:21:36,434 --> 00:21:39,122 It was late, you were in a firehouse, and you slid down this large pole... 395 00:21:39,247 --> 00:21:40,559 - Why? - You started it. 396 00:21:40,684 --> 00:21:41,554 Okay, fine. 397 00:21:41,679 --> 00:21:44,080 Have you enjoyed your experience with Dr. Tucker? 398 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:47,554 He comes highly recommended by a fellow named stewart gimbley. 399 00:21:48,101 --> 00:21:50,709 Stewart gimbley. Yeah, I know that little weirdo. 400 00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:54,134 I dialed him up with a great deal on our birthday package last year. 401 00:21:54,259 --> 00:21:55,589 God, what a freak. 402 00:21:55,932 --> 00:21:57,189 You know, he told me once 403 00:21:57,512 --> 00:21:59,593 that his father is some sort of demon rabbi. 404 00:22:00,412 --> 00:22:01,789 Yeah, that sounds about right. 405 00:22:01,914 --> 00:22:04,719 But as far as the doc goes, I mean, if we really wanted an appointment... 406 00:22:04,844 --> 00:22:07,685 Look, I'm probably not the best person to ask about Dr. Tucker. 407 00:22:08,254 --> 00:22:09,228 And why is that? 408 00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:12,022 'Cause I don't think i'll be seeing him anymore. 409 00:22:12,429 --> 00:22:15,592 I'm not sure anyone will, actually. Capiche? 410 00:22:16,982 --> 00:22:20,573 No, I... not really. No. Could you elaborate? 411 00:22:21,141 --> 00:22:23,183 I shouldn't say anything else. 412 00:22:24,283 --> 00:22:26,807 Look, there are plenty of shrinks in this town. 413 00:22:26,932 --> 00:22:27,932 Trust me. 414 00:22:28,872 --> 00:22:31,417 Did you decide on something to drink or what? 415 00:22:32,536 --> 00:22:33,559 Yes, I have. 416 00:22:33,684 --> 00:22:35,184 I'd like a sloe gin fizz, please. 417 00:22:35,309 --> 00:22:37,302 Hold the gin, extra fizz. 418 00:22:37,427 --> 00:22:38,716 I'll have more cherries. 419 00:23:13,805 --> 00:23:14,805 Help me. Please. 420 00:23:16,275 --> 00:23:17,371 Help me. 421 00:23:24,341 --> 00:23:26,180 Okay, this is really, really... 422 00:23:28,570 --> 00:23:30,281 - Really not good. - Of course it's not. 423 00:23:30,406 --> 00:23:33,270 I woke up next to a pair of dead hunters who were torn to shreds. 424 00:23:33,439 --> 00:23:36,106 I'm sorry, I can't focus until we handle this wardrobe issue. 425 00:23:38,799 --> 00:23:39,846 Agreed. 426 00:23:40,221 --> 00:23:42,713 You know what, you can use my halloween costume from last year, 427 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,197 which is in storage here. 428 00:23:44,407 --> 00:23:46,158 - Really? - There's a banker's box 429 00:23:46,283 --> 00:23:47,952 with a hand-drawn jack-o-lantern on it. 430 00:23:48,121 --> 00:23:49,245 Costume's inside. 431 00:23:55,908 --> 00:23:57,596 We need to call lassiter and juliet 432 00:23:57,721 --> 00:23:59,847 and make a citizen's arrest now, while he's docile. 433 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:01,907 Since when do we make citizen's arrests? 434 00:24:02,032 --> 00:24:05,324 Since a guy showed up naked, covering his junk with balloons, 435 00:24:05,449 --> 00:24:07,643 saying he woke up smack next to the victims. 436 00:24:08,807 --> 00:24:10,724 - Something feels off. - What feels off? 437 00:24:10,893 --> 00:24:12,243 I don't know yet. 438 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:16,688 That was impossibly fast. 439 00:24:17,922 --> 00:24:19,506 You even put on the glasses. 440 00:24:20,065 --> 00:24:22,345 - Who am I supposed to be? - Are you kidding? 441 00:24:22,866 --> 00:24:25,594 - You didn't watch television as a kid? - Not after poltergeist. 442 00:24:25,719 --> 00:24:29,095 You are none other than dwayne cleophus wayne of a different world. 443 00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:30,580 A ladies' man with a plan. 444 00:24:30,705 --> 00:24:31,475 What? 445 00:24:33,843 --> 00:24:36,166 Stew, you know you've put us in a tough spot coming back here. 446 00:24:36,549 --> 00:24:37,596 I know. 447 00:24:38,033 --> 00:24:39,211 I'll turn myself in. 448 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:42,155 I don't know what else I could have done. I warned everyone. 449 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,596 I can't live like this. 450 00:24:43,721 --> 00:24:45,426 I've never hurt anybody my whole life. 451 00:24:45,595 --> 00:24:48,282 Stew, look at yourself, man. I mean, you're you. 452 00:24:48,407 --> 00:24:50,139 I can't believe you're doing these things. 453 00:24:50,408 --> 00:24:52,719 I know, but there isn't a single shred of evidence 454 00:24:52,844 --> 00:24:54,101 to suggest that I'm not. 455 00:24:54,407 --> 00:24:57,813 Can you think of anything you haven't told us? Nothing can hurt your cause. 456 00:25:00,159 --> 00:25:02,636 Willow disagrees, but I have long since suspected 457 00:25:02,761 --> 00:25:05,509 that our father, rabbi gimbley, is actually a dybbuk, 458 00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:07,698 and that we might be the spawn of demon seed. 459 00:25:07,867 --> 00:25:10,843 Keeping in mind, of course, that not all demons are bad. 460 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:13,704 Take hellboy, for instance. He's nice. 461 00:25:14,414 --> 00:25:16,981 - Polexia wasn't kidding. - Polexia? What-you... 462 00:25:17,470 --> 00:25:19,217 Talked with the black widow? 463 00:25:19,342 --> 00:25:21,378 - You call her the "black widow"? - Not just me. 464 00:25:21,717 --> 00:25:23,631 All of us in the group. 465 00:25:24,220 --> 00:25:25,969 She was married to a guy without hair... 466 00:25:26,094 --> 00:25:27,635 - What's that called? - Bald. 467 00:25:27,804 --> 00:25:29,778 - Alopecia. - That's the fear of beans. 468 00:25:30,430 --> 00:25:32,765 So one day, polexia ties him up to the bed 469 00:25:32,934 --> 00:25:34,470 and gags him and all that, you know, 470 00:25:34,595 --> 00:25:36,353 she was into some very kinky business. 471 00:25:36,478 --> 00:25:37,560 - Sure. - Go on. 472 00:25:37,729 --> 00:25:39,396 He had a heart attack and croaked. 473 00:25:39,564 --> 00:25:41,832 But also, she used to totally dominate our sessions, 474 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:44,353 like her problems are more important than ours. 475 00:25:44,478 --> 00:25:48,405 But we put up with it because she has voluptuous buttocks. 476 00:25:48,591 --> 00:25:50,866 What do you mean "used to dominate" your sessions? 477 00:25:51,035 --> 00:25:54,745 Well, she once threatened dr. Tucker during a neo-jungian sharing exercise, 478 00:25:54,913 --> 00:25:57,289 and ever since then, she only does one-on-ones with him. 479 00:25:57,531 --> 00:25:58,531 Really? 480 00:26:02,263 --> 00:26:04,338 We're taking you to your sister at occultopuss. 481 00:26:04,673 --> 00:26:05,592 We are? 482 00:26:05,717 --> 00:26:08,657 The man is wanted for a double homicide and first-degree lamb slaughter. 483 00:26:08,782 --> 00:26:10,545 I know this. You think I don't know this? 484 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:13,035 Look, I'm taking a huge leap of faith here, okay? 485 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,350 You are to stay put at occultopus until you hear from us... Do you understand? 486 00:26:16,519 --> 00:26:19,186 I can't put willow in harm's way... it's unbrotherly. 487 00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:21,539 Listen, I don't think you're gonna turn 488 00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:23,904 into a giant dog head tonight, okay? 489 00:26:24,029 --> 00:26:27,553 I'm getting serious vibes that you are part of someone else's nefarious plan. 490 00:26:27,678 --> 00:26:29,029 - Why? - You're vulnerable. 491 00:26:29,197 --> 00:26:31,569 And you look like that. And you believe in weird things. 492 00:26:31,694 --> 00:26:33,716 Willow locks you in the bathroom, just to be safe. 493 00:26:33,841 --> 00:26:35,655 We're gonna get to the bottom of this. 494 00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:37,121 It all ends nice. 495 00:26:37,489 --> 00:26:39,529 - You really think so? - I do. 496 00:26:39,654 --> 00:26:42,418 You're still a weird little dude, you'll probably be single for some time. 497 00:26:42,587 --> 00:26:45,295 But I think we can keep you out of jail. Deal? 498 00:26:47,169 --> 00:26:48,720 - Deal. - My man. 499 00:26:53,764 --> 00:26:55,855 - Be careful. - Don't worry, I got it. 500 00:26:59,164 --> 00:27:02,282 You drop that cooler in your backseat off at the beach to my dad, 501 00:27:02,603 --> 00:27:04,754 then we lay low until dr. Tucker's office closes. 502 00:27:04,905 --> 00:27:06,905 - Then what? - We finesse our way in. 503 00:27:07,030 --> 00:27:09,452 We find some evidence that stew's not a hairy monster, 504 00:27:09,577 --> 00:27:12,819 and that it's actually polexia that's behind all this nefariousness. 505 00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:21,778 It's wolf hair. Authentic wolf hair. And we spoke to Dr. Ken tucker. 506 00:27:21,903 --> 00:27:23,969 He said stewart is a very troubled young man. 507 00:27:24,094 --> 00:27:24,959 No problem. 508 00:27:29,029 --> 00:27:30,415 I hope you're right about this. 509 00:27:30,540 --> 00:27:32,693 - Who was that? - It was a wrong number. 510 00:27:40,633 --> 00:27:42,340 Two hours till sundown. 511 00:27:42,465 --> 00:27:45,105 Only ten of you left. Who's gonna win this baby? 512 00:27:47,425 --> 00:27:49,405 Shawn, where have you been? 513 00:27:49,530 --> 00:27:53,238 Gus and I are working on a case, the likes of which we've never seen. 514 00:27:53,407 --> 00:27:54,527 That's every week. 515 00:27:54,652 --> 00:27:56,742 What's truly extraordinary is this test of endurance. 516 00:27:56,911 --> 00:27:58,903 Both mind and body have to be very strong. 517 00:27:59,028 --> 00:27:59,911 Very strong. 518 00:28:00,081 --> 00:28:03,064 Here you go, dad. It's everything you asked for. Plus a couple extras... 519 00:28:03,896 --> 00:28:05,969 Daddy got a care package. 520 00:28:06,713 --> 00:28:09,505 - You're wasting your breath, Zielinski. - Must be your boy. 521 00:28:09,905 --> 00:28:11,548 Keep an eye on your chakras, everybody. 522 00:28:12,181 --> 00:28:14,426 He's a 5'10" psychic detective, 523 00:28:14,551 --> 00:28:17,761 which is more than I can say for that mean-spirited daughter of yours. 524 00:28:18,348 --> 00:28:21,809 - My height? - She's an uncompromising chef. 525 00:28:21,977 --> 00:28:23,811 She makes sandwiches at sub-zero, 526 00:28:23,979 --> 00:28:25,979 and she refuses to hear me when I say "no mayo." 527 00:28:26,307 --> 00:28:27,643 That's my girl. 528 00:28:27,768 --> 00:28:29,775 Dad, am I sensing a bitter history between you 529 00:28:30,183 --> 00:28:32,402 and sam elliott's younger brother harland? 530 00:28:32,570 --> 00:28:34,445 He's my old nemesis. Butch Zielinski. 531 00:28:34,716 --> 00:28:37,657 I told you all about him. He used to step on my toes, steal my thunder. 532 00:28:37,782 --> 00:28:39,522 - You could take him. - Thank you, guster. 533 00:28:39,647 --> 00:28:40,371 Agreed. 534 00:28:40,496 --> 00:28:42,746 Now, the guy we're working for thinks he's a werewolf. 535 00:28:43,207 --> 00:28:46,150 - Whip garlic at him. That's all I got. - That's for vampires. 536 00:28:46,275 --> 00:28:48,627 Look, I simply cannot afford any distractions. 537 00:28:49,028 --> 00:28:51,380 Today is all about me, me, me... 538 00:28:52,466 --> 00:28:54,299 And that hemi v-8, which, i'll have you know, 539 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:57,585 churns out an astonishing 390 horsepower, guster. 540 00:28:58,042 --> 00:28:59,555 Can't you smell it? 541 00:28:59,724 --> 00:29:00,713 I drive an echo. 542 00:29:02,016 --> 00:29:03,109 All right... 543 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,091 Here's a few freebies. 544 00:29:05,216 --> 00:29:08,152 Casey kasem here with the manicure, clearly not a truck guy. 545 00:29:08,277 --> 00:29:09,805 You know he's early-exit fodder. 546 00:29:09,930 --> 00:29:11,733 Woman by the side mirror is a germaphobe. 547 00:29:11,858 --> 00:29:13,652 Sneeze in her direction, she's out of here. 548 00:29:13,821 --> 00:29:16,774 And the young buck staring across the bed at mounds mcclintock there 549 00:29:16,991 --> 00:29:19,430 would like nothing more than to take his hands off the hard body, 550 00:29:19,555 --> 00:29:21,034 and put it on the soft one. 551 00:29:21,588 --> 00:29:22,651 I'll be damned. 552 00:29:23,527 --> 00:29:25,122 I didn't clock the germaphobe. 553 00:29:25,291 --> 00:29:27,141 You're welcome. High five. 554 00:29:27,598 --> 00:29:29,655 Just kidding. Focus. 555 00:29:31,223 --> 00:29:32,401 Go get 'em, pop. 556 00:29:36,439 --> 00:29:37,539 Wait for it. 557 00:29:38,493 --> 00:29:39,593 Wait for it. 558 00:29:40,055 --> 00:29:41,664 You took a picture of his schedule. 559 00:29:41,789 --> 00:29:44,391 There's nothing impressive about knowing when he's exiting the building. 560 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,893 Wait for it... 561 00:30:00,505 --> 00:30:01,974 - Let's do this. - Do what? 562 00:30:02,099 --> 00:30:03,702 We still don't have a plan yet. 563 00:30:06,955 --> 00:30:08,406 Would you stop being a baby? 564 00:30:08,531 --> 00:30:11,589 We just have to stash ourselves until Myrtle leaves. 565 00:30:11,714 --> 00:30:13,673 What's wrong with the men's bathroom? 566 00:30:13,798 --> 00:30:15,454 We're men. How's that not obvious? 567 00:30:15,579 --> 00:30:16,824 Myrtle is a woman. 568 00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:19,561 If she has to use the bathroom, she's coming in here. 569 00:30:32,978 --> 00:30:35,975 Think you're ready for this night train, Johnny Murdock? 570 00:30:37,223 --> 00:30:38,323 Think again. 571 00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:44,585 You wish you were Johnny Murdock. 572 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:45,960 Shut up, Shawn! 573 00:30:47,503 --> 00:30:49,495 Never underestimate the swiss! 574 00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:51,333 I was underestimating you, Shawn. 575 00:30:51,793 --> 00:30:53,620 What are we looking for, exactly? 576 00:30:53,745 --> 00:30:54,995 Polexia's file. 577 00:30:55,499 --> 00:30:57,172 And any snacks you can find. 578 00:31:00,177 --> 00:31:02,052 Let's just pretend that didn't happen. 579 00:31:02,719 --> 00:31:06,306 For the record, I'm only doing this because Stewart might be innocent. 580 00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:07,391 Might. 581 00:31:07,559 --> 00:31:11,189 That and you want to have a half-black Fairuza Balk baby with his sister. 582 00:31:11,314 --> 00:31:14,103 Question is, whatever will you name it? 583 00:31:14,228 --> 00:31:15,875 Well, if it's a girl, 584 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,234 Lavender, of course. 585 00:31:17,402 --> 00:31:18,613 If it's a boy, 586 00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:20,495 Deandre Pride Guster. 587 00:31:21,584 --> 00:31:22,698 - Dude. - What? 588 00:31:22,866 --> 00:31:25,310 - Polexia's file is gone. - What do you mean "gone"? 589 00:31:25,435 --> 00:31:28,704 There's a tab that says "Polexia Li", but the file is gone. 590 00:31:29,490 --> 00:31:31,331 That's a major bummer. Gimme the swiss. 591 00:31:31,669 --> 00:31:33,401 See if you can find Stew's file. 592 00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:36,274 Okay, here we go. 593 00:31:36,399 --> 00:31:37,449 Here it is. 594 00:31:40,030 --> 00:31:41,130 Let's see... 595 00:31:42,051 --> 00:31:44,261 "I fear that Stewart's condition is worsening. 596 00:31:44,429 --> 00:31:48,419 "He's completely ravaged by delusions and uncontrollable homicidal impulses." 597 00:31:56,025 --> 00:31:58,025 I don't think she was wearing underwear. 598 00:31:58,193 --> 00:32:00,540 "He may pose a grave danger to himself and others. 599 00:32:00,665 --> 00:32:02,409 "I'm afraid there's only one recourse. 600 00:32:02,534 --> 00:32:04,656 "He must be committed to a psychiatric facility." 601 00:32:05,951 --> 00:32:07,576 Shawn, are you hearing this? 602 00:32:08,070 --> 00:32:10,162 Dr. Tucker wrote this at Stewart's last session. 603 00:32:10,287 --> 00:32:12,080 - We have to go. Willow's in danger. - Wait. 604 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:13,415 What? 605 00:32:14,004 --> 00:32:15,736 Do these look right to you? 606 00:32:17,844 --> 00:32:20,315 - The label says Haloperidol, but... - I knew it! 607 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,281 Only for the last 11 seconds, but still... 608 00:32:22,406 --> 00:32:24,660 - What's actually in the bottle? - I don't know. 609 00:32:24,785 --> 00:32:27,418 - Horse tranquilizers, maybe. - Horse tranquilizers? 610 00:32:27,543 --> 00:32:29,931 - What do you know about taxidermy? - What don't I know about it? 611 00:32:30,630 --> 00:32:33,643 I'm a part of the largest campaign to abolish the practice completely. 612 00:32:33,812 --> 00:32:35,471 - That owl cost five grand? - No way. 613 00:32:35,596 --> 00:32:37,731 - What about the beaver? - No beaver is worth that much. 614 00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:39,423 It would take a larger game. 615 00:32:39,548 --> 00:32:41,544 A moose head, or possibly a cougar. 616 00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:42,736 Or a gray wolf. 617 00:32:45,391 --> 00:32:47,690 - It's neither Stewart nor Polexia. - Exactly. 618 00:32:47,815 --> 00:32:49,368 We gotta get back to Occultopuss. 619 00:32:57,364 --> 00:32:59,461 Black Magic. Is everything okay? 620 00:32:59,630 --> 00:33:01,546 Please tell us Stew is still here. 621 00:33:01,930 --> 00:33:04,541 Okay, I know that you said to wait for you guys to get back, 622 00:33:04,666 --> 00:33:06,885 but Dr. Ken Tucker came by, and he was very grim. 623 00:33:07,246 --> 00:33:09,850 He said that Stewart might try to harm himself, and/or me, 624 00:33:09,975 --> 00:33:11,890 and that he was the only one who can help him. 625 00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:14,184 You let Dr. Ken Tucker take your brother? 626 00:33:14,815 --> 00:33:15,560 Sorry. 627 00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:18,126 Dr. Tucker has been looking after Stew for over a year. 628 00:33:18,251 --> 00:33:20,732 - I just met you guys today! - What does this mean, Shawn? 629 00:33:22,853 --> 00:33:24,691 It means somebody's about to die. 630 00:33:34,362 --> 00:33:35,497 Personal address... 631 00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:37,331 I know. I said I've got it. 632 00:33:37,456 --> 00:33:38,625 Well, find it. 633 00:33:38,793 --> 00:33:40,794 What the hell is going on here? 634 00:33:40,962 --> 00:33:42,754 119 Lincolnwood Place. 635 00:33:43,503 --> 00:33:46,633 119 Lincolnwood Place. 636 00:33:46,801 --> 00:33:48,276 Sweet. Juliet, write that down. 637 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:51,179 This woman, Polexia Li, is tonight's unlucky victim. 638 00:33:51,347 --> 00:33:52,172 I know her. 639 00:33:52,297 --> 00:33:54,250 Wasn't that Anna Paquin's name in Almost Famous? 640 00:33:54,375 --> 00:33:55,725 She was in Almost Famous? 641 00:33:56,019 --> 00:33:57,928 'Cause I don't think I'll be seeing him anymore. 642 00:33:58,053 --> 00:33:59,673 I'm not sure anyone will, 643 00:33:59,798 --> 00:34:01,106 actually. Capiche? 644 00:34:01,566 --> 00:34:03,732 Yes! And she was having an affair with Dr. Ken Tucker. 645 00:34:03,902 --> 00:34:06,736 Not Anna Paquin, Polexia. She was his patient. 646 00:34:06,904 --> 00:34:08,626 He tried to end it, she went ballistic. 647 00:34:08,751 --> 00:34:10,824 She's gonna spill the beans and cost him his marriage. 648 00:34:10,992 --> 00:34:12,411 And more importantly, 649 00:34:12,536 --> 00:34:14,995 his thriving practice, and he can't have that. 650 00:34:15,164 --> 00:34:16,329 Worst of all, 651 00:34:16,896 --> 00:34:19,833 he's methodically set up Stewart to take the fall. 652 00:34:20,274 --> 00:34:21,826 - How? - It'll sound ridiculous. 653 00:34:21,951 --> 00:34:24,754 It makes more sense to catch him, and then let me do my thing. 654 00:34:25,238 --> 00:34:27,361 - Where is she now? - You wrote down where she lives. 655 00:34:27,486 --> 00:34:29,384 She tends bar at Shangri-Lala's. 656 00:34:29,552 --> 00:34:30,677 A 15-block radius. 657 00:34:30,845 --> 00:34:33,638 She could be at either place or anywhere in between because... 658 00:34:34,098 --> 00:34:36,183 the buses stopped running an hour ago, so... 659 00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:38,393 I'm getting a vibe that she walks from work. 660 00:34:39,002 --> 00:34:41,666 Fine, you two hit Shangri-Lala's, and we'll take care of the rest. 661 00:34:41,791 --> 00:34:43,440 - I'm coming too. - I'm riding shotgun! 662 00:35:16,397 --> 00:35:18,047 We are down to two. 663 00:35:18,172 --> 00:35:21,144 It is down to Butch and Henry, mano a mano. 664 00:35:29,708 --> 00:35:31,488 Excuse me. Where's Polexia? 665 00:35:31,829 --> 00:35:33,281 She felt sick, I let her go. 666 00:35:42,455 --> 00:35:44,501 Strike two, then. She's definitely not here. 667 00:35:44,669 --> 00:35:47,337 Yes, I have the right address. It's the one you divined! 668 00:35:54,994 --> 00:35:56,689 Hello, is someone there? 669 00:36:36,405 --> 00:36:37,755 Hey, I have mace! 670 00:36:46,055 --> 00:36:48,773 You just about gave me a heart attack, you son of a bitch! 671 00:36:49,282 --> 00:36:50,567 What are you doing here? 672 00:36:50,736 --> 00:36:53,528 I wanted to apologize for being so insensitive. 673 00:36:54,882 --> 00:36:56,197 It's too late for that. 674 00:36:56,366 --> 00:36:58,567 No, it's not too late. We can work it out. 675 00:36:59,058 --> 00:37:00,184 I love my wife, 676 00:37:00,309 --> 00:37:02,621 but I really do enjoy having sex with you. 677 00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:06,176 That's the best you've got? 678 00:37:07,010 --> 00:37:09,908 Pretty soon, everyone will know just how pathetic you really are. 679 00:37:10,033 --> 00:37:12,278 I'm afraid I can't let that happen. 680 00:37:13,508 --> 00:37:15,342 It didn't have to end this way. 681 00:37:15,953 --> 00:37:16,953 Freeze! 682 00:37:17,249 --> 00:37:19,095 SBPD. Hands in the air! 683 00:37:19,265 --> 00:37:21,806 You don't understand. She's very sick, I was trying to help. 684 00:37:21,975 --> 00:37:23,218 I don't think so. 685 00:37:23,343 --> 00:37:24,643 And woman to woman, 686 00:37:25,506 --> 00:37:27,145 it's time to ixnay this shortcut. 687 00:37:29,424 --> 00:37:31,775 Way to be, partner! Put your hands behind your back. 688 00:37:31,944 --> 00:37:32,947 Check up there. 689 00:37:34,021 --> 00:37:35,765 Great work from the whole team! 690 00:37:35,890 --> 00:37:37,983 He's bound to have Stew stashed up there somewhere. 691 00:37:38,108 --> 00:37:40,075 I haven't seen Stewart in over a week. 692 00:37:40,243 --> 00:37:41,443 I've got Stew! 693 00:37:41,975 --> 00:37:43,725 That was impossibly fast. 694 00:37:44,475 --> 00:37:47,082 What the hell kind of sick charade were you planning out here? 695 00:37:57,371 --> 00:37:58,371 You see... 696 00:37:58,673 --> 00:38:00,720 He couldn't just kill Polexia in cold blood. 697 00:38:00,888 --> 00:38:02,596 She was bound to have told someone. 698 00:38:02,909 --> 00:38:04,182 He needed a patsy, 699 00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:05,600 and in walks Stew. 700 00:38:05,769 --> 00:38:08,102 Over the edge and convinced he'd been bitten by a werewolf. 701 00:38:08,994 --> 00:38:11,044 Evil black light bulb goes off. 702 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:13,702 First, Dr. Ken Tucker gave Stew the wrong drugs 703 00:38:13,827 --> 00:38:15,652 to ensure that he'd be passed out. 704 00:38:16,284 --> 00:38:18,481 The next night, he waltzed into our office, 705 00:38:18,606 --> 00:38:21,026 where we slept under what we thought was the blanket of protection 706 00:38:21,151 --> 00:38:23,535 - a double-bolt lock provides. - You never lock the door. 707 00:38:23,704 --> 00:38:26,956 He smashed our window, stole Stew, and killed two grizzled hunters 708 00:38:27,081 --> 00:38:29,017 with an injection of something I presume 709 00:38:29,142 --> 00:38:30,295 is untraceable. 710 00:38:30,420 --> 00:38:32,794 Then he actually proceed to wolf them up, 711 00:38:33,170 --> 00:38:34,921 using the tastelessly mummified claws 712 00:38:35,298 --> 00:38:37,507 of the beastly pelt that I now wear on my head 713 00:38:37,884 --> 00:38:40,218 as a tribute to its power and grace. 714 00:38:40,386 --> 00:38:42,486 It's an awful act... Taxidermy! 715 00:38:43,324 --> 00:38:45,265 And, of course, the murder thing too. 716 00:38:47,055 --> 00:38:49,853 And finally, he branded Stew with a pentagram, 717 00:38:50,638 --> 00:38:52,230 and left him unconscious. 718 00:38:53,491 --> 00:38:54,816 All leading to tonight, 719 00:38:55,192 --> 00:38:57,819 when he would kill Polexia and let poor Stewart confess. 720 00:38:58,989 --> 00:39:01,781 For what it's worth, I went into the woods to kill a deer. 721 00:39:01,950 --> 00:39:04,033 The hunters were a mere crime of opportunity. 722 00:39:04,493 --> 00:39:05,853 A happy accident. 723 00:39:05,978 --> 00:39:07,586 That's worth absolutely nothing. 724 00:39:09,409 --> 00:39:11,359 You're the sickest of us all. 725 00:39:13,235 --> 00:39:15,873 Well, Spencer, I guess I should have listened to you. 726 00:39:15,998 --> 00:39:18,882 - No one else would have either, so... - You're gonna pay for our window? 727 00:39:19,050 --> 00:39:21,342 Yeah, right. That's rich. 728 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,057 Gus gave them to me. 729 00:39:28,226 --> 00:39:29,267 Just in case. 730 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:32,093 Of course he did. 731 00:39:33,155 --> 00:39:35,273 - Good thinking. - You can never be too safe. 732 00:39:47,494 --> 00:39:48,544 Where am I? 733 00:39:49,856 --> 00:39:51,306 I feel like a baby. 734 00:39:51,688 --> 00:39:53,606 That's because you're wearing a diaper. 735 00:39:54,244 --> 00:39:57,045 But you're gonna be okay, big bro. Thanks to these guys. 736 00:39:57,214 --> 00:39:59,047 How can we possibly repay you? 737 00:39:59,215 --> 00:40:02,029 Maybe you and Black Magic here could get together and do some 738 00:40:02,154 --> 00:40:03,802 cauldron stirring sometime. 739 00:40:04,191 --> 00:40:05,136 I'd love to. 740 00:40:05,304 --> 00:40:06,387 Sounds good. 741 00:40:06,849 --> 00:40:08,348 I think we should celebrate. 742 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:11,920 As soon as I am not naked anymore. 743 00:40:13,603 --> 00:40:14,437 Agreed. 744 00:40:21,245 --> 00:40:22,895 You're ruthless, Henry. 745 00:40:24,352 --> 00:40:26,908 You are strong of mind, but mean of heart. 746 00:40:27,799 --> 00:40:29,849 We reap what we sow, Zielinski. 747 00:40:30,566 --> 00:40:32,080 Time to pay the piper. 748 00:40:32,501 --> 00:40:34,301 My plight is noble, Henry. 749 00:40:34,794 --> 00:40:36,057 This vehicle's not for me, 750 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,656 but for the children of St. Thomas of the Apostles Orphanage of Goleta. 751 00:40:40,781 --> 00:40:41,781 Come on. 752 00:40:50,007 --> 00:40:51,107 Where did... 753 00:40:51,461 --> 00:40:52,183 Look. 754 00:40:52,352 --> 00:40:54,857 It's like Pippi Longstocking's little sister, 755 00:40:54,982 --> 00:40:56,479 Patches Longstocking. 756 00:40:56,938 --> 00:40:58,731 You don't look much like the orphan type. 757 00:40:59,536 --> 00:41:00,567 As an infant, 758 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:04,779 after I was abandoned and left lakeside, only to be found by big-fly fishermen, 759 00:41:04,947 --> 00:41:07,907 it was the fine sisters of St. Thomas of the Apostles 760 00:41:08,075 --> 00:41:10,400 that raised the man you see before you today. 761 00:41:11,084 --> 00:41:13,037 And when that old station wagon caught fire 762 00:41:13,205 --> 00:41:16,127 and the kids didn't have new wheels to take 'em on their field trips, 763 00:41:16,252 --> 00:41:17,602 I said, "Butch... 764 00:41:18,429 --> 00:41:20,051 "You know what you gotta do." 765 00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:22,390 So here I am. 766 00:41:22,590 --> 00:41:24,326 It's bigger than us, Henry. 767 00:41:24,451 --> 00:41:27,645 And don't worry, I'm gonna have this thing fitted with a custom camper 768 00:41:27,770 --> 00:41:31,347 so the kids can't fall off the back onto the freeway at high speeds. 769 00:41:53,321 --> 00:41:54,255 Are you okay? 770 00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:56,998 You gave up your dream machine to a guy you punched in a bowling alley. 771 00:41:57,167 --> 00:42:00,000 He brought a nun! Sometimes you gotta give one up for the team. 772 00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:02,117 You have to admit, those were some cute kids. 773 00:42:02,242 --> 00:42:03,242 No doubt. 774 00:42:03,535 --> 00:42:06,612 You know what, that's actually a really nice thing you just did. 775 00:42:06,737 --> 00:42:10,160 - You ought to be proud of yourself. - I'm tired. I want waffles. 776 00:42:10,285 --> 00:42:12,656 - I could eat some waffles. - I'm buying. 777 00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:14,149 Which means I'm buying. 778 00:42:14,274 --> 00:42:15,874 You know that's right.