1 00:00:15,037 --> 00:00:16,058 Special girl, huh? 2 00:00:17,834 --> 00:00:19,311 Yeah, kind of. 3 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:21,384 It's nice to see you applying yourself. 4 00:00:21,509 --> 00:00:23,398 It looks like you put a lot of work into that. 5 00:00:23,568 --> 00:00:25,733 Thanks, dad, but I don't know if I'm gonna send it. 6 00:00:25,971 --> 00:00:26,971 Why? 7 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:28,153 Why, Shawn? 8 00:00:28,321 --> 00:00:29,947 - There are obstacles. - Obstacles? 9 00:00:30,116 --> 00:00:32,489 All couples have obstacles. The key to it is, 10 00:00:32,614 --> 00:00:35,202 you're never gonna know unless you put yourself out there. 11 00:00:35,890 --> 00:00:38,706 - Gus says it'll never work. - What does Gus know? Gus is 12. 12 00:00:38,874 --> 00:00:40,384 You remember at that skate party 13 00:00:40,509 --> 00:00:42,918 how he cried when that girl touched his arm? 14 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:44,086 Come on. 15 00:00:44,684 --> 00:00:46,727 - What do you think? - Let's see. 16 00:00:46,852 --> 00:00:49,383 The heart is good. You tell her that she's pretty, 17 00:00:49,551 --> 00:00:52,043 but not in an creepy, aggressive kind of way. I like that. 18 00:00:52,168 --> 00:00:55,024 Down here, I think what you wanna do is, I think you wanna... 19 00:00:55,149 --> 00:00:57,474 tell her that you'd like to call her sometime. 20 00:00:58,043 --> 00:00:59,043 Do that. 21 00:00:59,595 --> 00:01:01,793 It looks like you forgot to address it there. 22 00:01:01,918 --> 00:01:04,324 You want to write her name big and pretty, 23 00:01:04,449 --> 00:01:07,192 make her think she's important. You know how sometimes I write 24 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,980 and I do the calligraphy with big loops and swooping letters? 25 00:01:10,105 --> 00:01:11,603 Do that, do that up there. 26 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:14,281 Dad, 27 00:01:14,406 --> 00:01:15,706 could you do it? 28 00:01:16,358 --> 00:01:17,858 Yeah, sure, I guess. 29 00:01:19,878 --> 00:01:22,207 All right, what's her name? 30 00:01:23,723 --> 00:01:24,923 Mrs. Phillips. 31 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,576 What's wrong? 32 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:01,330 I hate having to hide what we have. You know, we can't really... 33 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:05,016 be together until you tell her. 34 00:02:05,932 --> 00:02:06,932 I will. 35 00:02:07,104 --> 00:02:08,003 Soon. 36 00:02:10,741 --> 00:02:11,741 Mina? 37 00:02:13,140 --> 00:02:14,510 You're back on in two minutes. 38 00:02:19,944 --> 00:02:21,494 - I'll go. - No. 39 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:23,435 I don't want to disturb your ritual. 40 00:02:24,062 --> 00:02:25,262 It's bad luck. 41 00:02:51,589 --> 00:02:53,720 This is my "I told you so" room, 42 00:02:53,845 --> 00:02:56,073 where I like to gloat after a completely wild accusation 43 00:02:56,198 --> 00:02:58,806 turns out to be spot on. That's my "oops" corner, 44 00:02:58,931 --> 00:03:00,826 where I apologize to people for being arrested 45 00:03:00,951 --> 00:03:03,696 after a completely wild accusation turns out to be just that. 46 00:03:03,821 --> 00:03:05,572 Over there is where you get gum. 47 00:03:05,697 --> 00:03:07,521 - Free, by the way. - What? 48 00:03:09,453 --> 00:03:11,348 - This is... - I know you. 49 00:03:11,473 --> 00:03:13,360 I met you at our high-school reunion. 50 00:03:14,343 --> 00:03:15,493 Yes, you did. 51 00:03:15,822 --> 00:03:18,323 - Shawn tells me you're a teacher. - Yeah, kindergarten. 52 00:03:18,510 --> 00:03:20,387 That's great. I think that's great. 53 00:03:20,512 --> 00:03:23,328 I mean, kids... they're so great. That must be really fun. 54 00:03:23,788 --> 00:03:26,263 You know, I loved my kindergarten teacher. 55 00:03:26,388 --> 00:03:29,334 Before I went into law enforcement, I actually considered teach... 56 00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:31,752 This is detective Carlton Lassiter. 57 00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:34,214 I do his job and sometimes his hair, 58 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:35,650 though clearly not today. 59 00:03:35,775 --> 00:03:37,705 I'm really sorry. I can't play with you today. 60 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:40,637 I'm about to go solve another case and do it in record time. 61 00:03:42,766 --> 00:03:45,516 It is at this point that I must decide which part of that very bold statement 62 00:03:45,641 --> 00:03:48,839 to riff off of. Now, I can hone in on "another", which implies 63 00:03:48,964 --> 00:03:51,302 - that he's solved more than one. - That's pretty easy, though. 64 00:03:51,427 --> 00:03:53,144 Or I crack down on "record time" 65 00:03:53,269 --> 00:03:55,902 and the positive, for him, record time is, like, 2 and half years. 66 00:03:56,083 --> 00:03:57,957 - Good, not great. - You drive a hard bargain. 67 00:03:58,082 --> 00:04:00,324 - You love it. - I know. Why don't you go home 68 00:04:00,492 --> 00:04:01,533 and wait for me 69 00:04:01,701 --> 00:04:03,001 not to call you? 70 00:04:03,495 --> 00:04:06,208 He's just saying that so that it'll be more dramatic later on 71 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:09,186 - when he has to ask for my help. - More dramatic for who? 72 00:04:10,022 --> 00:04:11,172 I don't know. 73 00:04:11,712 --> 00:04:12,795 That guy, I guess. 74 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:19,380 All right, 75 00:04:19,505 --> 00:04:21,523 so what exactly is this information 76 00:04:21,648 --> 00:04:23,764 about the accident behind the theater earlier? 77 00:04:24,286 --> 00:04:25,516 This was no accident. 78 00:04:25,903 --> 00:04:26,903 Really? 79 00:04:27,466 --> 00:04:28,965 Well, that's helpful. 80 00:04:29,090 --> 00:04:30,090 And you... 81 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:31,854 You know the victim? 82 00:04:32,023 --> 00:04:33,718 Victims, plural. 83 00:04:33,843 --> 00:04:35,066 Mina wasn't the only one. 84 00:04:35,885 --> 00:04:37,985 Fortunately, she is the only one who didn't get hurt. 85 00:04:38,593 --> 00:04:40,739 Sir, you are exactly what I needed today. 86 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,755 We're gonna have to do this quick while his girlfriend is still waiting. 87 00:04:45,078 --> 00:04:46,245 Whose girlfriend? 88 00:04:47,151 --> 00:04:49,774 Never you mind. I'm thinking out loud. Don't want to interrupt your flow. 89 00:04:49,899 --> 00:04:51,146 I like what you're saying, 90 00:04:51,271 --> 00:04:53,579 so let's just go straight to the million-dollar question: 91 00:04:53,704 --> 00:04:55,294 who exactly is responsible? 92 00:04:57,222 --> 00:04:58,099 I am. 93 00:04:58,224 --> 00:05:00,884 I hurt them all. I'm a danger to everyone around me. 94 00:05:03,098 --> 00:05:04,550 All right, Mr. Singh, 95 00:05:04,675 --> 00:05:06,287 this is how it's gonna work. 96 00:05:06,412 --> 00:05:08,945 See, sometimes there are these bleeding-heart activist judges 97 00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:11,562 who won't take a detective's iron-clad word for it when he gets 98 00:05:11,730 --> 00:05:13,867 a perfectly uncoerced confession. 99 00:05:15,012 --> 00:05:16,574 So just so we're clear, 100 00:05:16,699 --> 00:05:18,360 I'd like you to write everything down. 101 00:05:18,528 --> 00:05:20,492 When you did it, where you did it, why you did it. 102 00:05:20,617 --> 00:05:22,656 Now, the why is very important. 103 00:05:23,521 --> 00:05:24,950 - You're done? - Yes. 104 00:05:25,354 --> 00:05:27,231 You just wrote, like, three words. 105 00:05:34,275 --> 00:05:35,857 Would you excuse me? 106 00:05:39,591 --> 00:05:41,058 I'll just be a minute. 107 00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:43,981 This place was actually built by the Amish, 108 00:05:44,106 --> 00:05:46,847 which explains the complete and utter lack of zippers. 109 00:05:48,733 --> 00:05:49,933 I was too harsh. 110 00:05:50,555 --> 00:05:52,055 - When? - Just now. 111 00:05:52,681 --> 00:05:53,909 Perhaps always. 112 00:05:54,773 --> 00:05:57,110 The truth is, the guy in the interrogation room "A" 113 00:05:57,235 --> 00:05:59,435 is a solid lead, and I just don't have the... 114 00:05:59,972 --> 00:06:02,529 - You know, to follow through. - What exactly are you trying to say? 115 00:06:03,299 --> 00:06:05,407 I'm saying I need your help. 116 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:08,510 All right, but only if Abigail can watch. 117 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:12,204 I'll put a chair in the viewing room. 118 00:06:12,426 --> 00:06:13,332 Perfect. 119 00:06:13,675 --> 00:06:14,811 Thanks, buddy. 120 00:06:15,585 --> 00:06:17,091 This should be interesting. 121 00:06:33,932 --> 00:06:36,121 First, I want to tell you that... 122 00:06:36,378 --> 00:06:37,272 I love you. 123 00:06:41,058 --> 00:06:42,027 Secondly... 124 00:06:42,808 --> 00:06:44,445 What can I do for you...? 125 00:06:44,814 --> 00:06:45,530 Raj. 126 00:06:45,996 --> 00:06:48,533 - Can I call you Roger? - First name's Rajesh. 127 00:06:49,064 --> 00:06:50,531 I'll stick with Roger. 128 00:06:51,622 --> 00:06:53,535 I'm going to tell you what I do. 129 00:06:53,756 --> 00:06:55,791 I don't want you to freak out because it's so cool. 130 00:06:58,437 --> 00:06:59,631 I'm a psychic, 131 00:06:59,756 --> 00:07:01,977 a great and powerful psychic 132 00:07:02,102 --> 00:07:05,258 whose powers inspire fear and awe in those who first experience them. 133 00:07:06,719 --> 00:07:08,712 I am a crime-solving machine, 134 00:07:08,837 --> 00:07:11,925 and I have closed over 50 cases, 135 00:07:12,238 --> 00:07:13,283 many without pants. 136 00:07:14,812 --> 00:07:16,895 Finally, someone who will understand me. 137 00:07:18,388 --> 00:07:20,315 You can talk to me. I am your friend. 138 00:07:21,099 --> 00:07:23,580 I hurt people, lots of people, 139 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:26,822 lots of innocent people. 140 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:32,995 It's funny, 'cause you don't... really strike me as a violent guy. 141 00:07:34,728 --> 00:07:36,206 How could you commit these crimes? 142 00:07:36,492 --> 00:07:39,209 I can't help it. The attacks, they just happen. 143 00:07:40,261 --> 00:07:41,261 I see. 144 00:07:42,435 --> 00:07:43,384 And... 145 00:07:43,509 --> 00:07:44,682 what, you use... 146 00:07:44,807 --> 00:07:46,133 some sort of weapon? 147 00:07:46,386 --> 00:07:48,211 I am the weapon. 148 00:07:51,236 --> 00:07:51,972 Really? 149 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:54,858 And it's immediate. Even I can't predict it. 150 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,065 I can just be alone 151 00:07:57,562 --> 00:07:59,521 in a room with somebody. 152 00:08:00,273 --> 00:08:01,273 Got it. 153 00:08:03,135 --> 00:08:04,535 In that case, Raj, 154 00:08:04,964 --> 00:08:06,820 I think all that's left here, 155 00:08:07,261 --> 00:08:08,947 question-wise, is... 156 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:10,320 "why?" 157 00:08:10,642 --> 00:08:13,493 I mean, why, why, why do you hurt these people? 158 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,037 Why have I hurt these people? 159 00:08:15,581 --> 00:08:18,540 You got to see this. Wait for it. Here it comes. 160 00:08:19,070 --> 00:08:20,201 It's because I... 161 00:08:21,707 --> 00:08:24,046 It's because I'm... It's because I'm cursed. 162 00:08:27,035 --> 00:08:28,175 Yes, I win. 163 00:08:28,521 --> 00:08:29,458 Finally! 164 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:31,411 Finally I put one over on him. 165 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,033 This is... 166 00:08:33,623 --> 00:08:35,807 This is completely satisfying. 167 00:08:41,006 --> 00:08:43,523 You're a psychic. You must believe me. 168 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:45,609 You must be able to help me. 169 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:46,900 Can you? 170 00:08:47,275 --> 00:08:48,675 Yes, I can, Roger. 171 00:08:50,114 --> 00:08:51,690 I will break your curse, 172 00:08:52,583 --> 00:08:55,367 and I will solve this case, mostly... 173 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:59,137 Because the detective who was in here earlier... 174 00:08:59,491 --> 00:09:00,457 cannot. 175 00:09:05,922 --> 00:09:07,222 This is so good. 176 00:09:48,923 --> 00:09:51,091 Psych 406 "Bollywood Homicide" 177 00:09:51,259 --> 00:09:54,293 Psych Team www.sous-titres.eu 178 00:10:02,485 --> 00:10:05,063 - Where are the bunnies? - What? 179 00:10:05,232 --> 00:10:08,233 You said someone left a dozen bunnies, and you didn't know how to feed them. 180 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:11,153 I made that up. I just needed you here, man. 181 00:10:11,629 --> 00:10:13,989 - This is about a case, isn't it? - What do you think? 182 00:10:14,157 --> 00:10:17,575 I should have known, when you said they were falling asleep in your hand. 183 00:10:17,745 --> 00:10:20,996 Look, I was humiliated by Lassiter, Carlton Lassiter. 184 00:10:21,712 --> 00:10:23,874 A challenge has been issued, I need every tool we've got. 185 00:10:24,042 --> 00:10:26,460 - Are you calling me a tool? - I'm calling you my partner. 186 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:29,129 My logic brain, my magic wish machine. 187 00:10:29,643 --> 00:10:30,630 What have we got? 188 00:10:34,061 --> 00:10:36,589 My name is Raj. I have a curse. 189 00:10:38,525 --> 00:10:40,276 I don't do curses. You know that. 190 00:10:40,401 --> 00:10:42,588 - Gus, come on. - That mummy almost sucked my eyes out. 191 00:10:42,713 --> 00:10:44,302 - It wasn't a mummy. - Yes, it was. 192 00:10:44,427 --> 00:10:46,688 It was a snobby guy and an effeminate dude in a wheelchair. 193 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,227 Apples and oranges. 194 00:10:48,590 --> 00:10:50,140 This is a love curse. 195 00:10:50,749 --> 00:10:52,576 This poor guy thinks there's some kind of hex 196 00:10:52,701 --> 00:10:54,565 on all the girls he tries to hook up with. 197 00:10:54,690 --> 00:10:57,866 We investigate, find some evidence, convince him he's not cursed 198 00:10:58,034 --> 00:11:00,529 so that he can live a full and happy life with his lady love. 199 00:11:00,654 --> 00:11:02,704 Man, this is a matter of the heart. 200 00:11:04,719 --> 00:11:06,842 - He's paying us, right? - Yeah, cash. 201 00:11:11,942 --> 00:11:15,174 The last four women that I've dated have all had terrible accidents. 202 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,251 And with each girl, it gets worse and worse. 203 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:20,177 The first one had a car accident. Another's apartment burned down. 204 00:11:20,302 --> 00:11:22,240 What do you do after these things happen? 205 00:11:22,365 --> 00:11:24,796 I break up with them. I have tried to be alone, 206 00:11:24,921 --> 00:11:26,400 believe me, I have, 207 00:11:26,525 --> 00:11:28,855 but then I met Mina, and my heart couldn't help itself. 208 00:11:29,245 --> 00:11:31,366 I keep thinking that the next time will be different, 209 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:35,495 but every woman that I fall in love with is targeted by forces I can't fight. 210 00:11:36,077 --> 00:11:38,251 Do you have any enemies in this world? 211 00:11:38,558 --> 00:11:39,620 I'm a nice guy. 212 00:11:39,745 --> 00:11:41,654 I don't know why anybody would want to curse me. 213 00:11:41,779 --> 00:11:43,308 You are a nice guy, Roger. 214 00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:46,370 And I presume you could teach us both a thing or two about cricket. 215 00:11:46,495 --> 00:11:49,970 But let's not jump to conclusions. Show me where this accident occurred. 216 00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:55,248 It was just inappropriate, Carlton, with his girlfriend standing there. 217 00:11:55,373 --> 00:11:58,435 When has anything he's ever done to me been appropriate? 218 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:02,556 Having his girlfriend there was just a gift from god for all my good deeds. 219 00:12:03,725 --> 00:12:04,849 Speak of the devil. 220 00:12:06,021 --> 00:12:09,853 I want you to know that I am not gonna gloat about what happened yesterday. 221 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:12,816 Yesterday, why? What happened? What day is this? 222 00:12:12,984 --> 00:12:15,983 The truck ended up striking the dumpster, fortunately, 223 00:12:16,108 --> 00:12:18,280 which pinned the girl between the grill and the wall, 224 00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:21,007 but left her enough room to escape without serious injury. 225 00:12:21,284 --> 00:12:24,288 We talked to the driver, who swears that he put blocks under the tires 226 00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:27,330 to prevent the truck from rolling down the alley, which is on an incline. 227 00:12:27,755 --> 00:12:30,192 - So it is a case? - I checked out the driver. 228 00:12:30,318 --> 00:12:33,378 He's been written up twice for failing to take basic safety precautions. 229 00:12:33,722 --> 00:12:35,463 - So it's not a case? - We don't know yet. 230 00:12:35,632 --> 00:12:37,443 The brakes haven't been checked in 15 years. 231 00:12:37,568 --> 00:12:39,050 It looks like an accident. 232 00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:42,387 - Like your hair. - Really? Down to hair jokes now? 233 00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:49,519 That is so sweet. Look how much he cares for her. 234 00:12:50,886 --> 00:12:53,893 He's really taking this accident pretty hard. 235 00:12:57,342 --> 00:13:00,388 My brother Jay is a choreographer, he's been trying to get this playhouse 236 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,241 to put on a bollywood-style show for years. There he is. 237 00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:05,650 Come on, now. Five, six, seven, eight. 238 00:13:08,049 --> 00:13:10,204 Mina said she was coming in to rehearsals today. 239 00:13:10,329 --> 00:13:13,313 I'm just gonna go check on her, make sure she's okay after the accident. 240 00:13:15,846 --> 00:13:18,453 - You don't think Lassiter may be right? - Gus, please. 241 00:13:18,578 --> 00:13:20,853 Don't be Harry Potter and the prisoner of marzipan. 242 00:13:20,978 --> 00:13:22,538 - Azkaban. - I've read it both ways. 243 00:13:22,663 --> 00:13:25,283 - No, you haven't. - Of course I don't think he's right, 244 00:13:25,408 --> 00:13:28,736 but it's not looking too good for Raj's whole curse idea either. 245 00:13:30,645 --> 00:13:32,323 How many of you have seen All That Jazz? 246 00:13:34,269 --> 00:13:35,523 No? White nights? 247 00:13:35,832 --> 00:13:37,233 Gregory Hines, Baryshnikov? 248 00:13:38,832 --> 00:13:41,424 That explains everything. We're gonna redo the whole routine. 249 00:13:41,549 --> 00:13:43,596 Go wait in my dressing room. Go, go, go. 250 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,162 Lakshmi, 251 00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,776 she's Mina's understudy. 252 00:13:50,901 --> 00:13:51,831 Excellent. 253 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,206 Yes, she is. 254 00:13:53,774 --> 00:13:57,670 So it's safe to assume that you don't believe in this curse? 255 00:13:57,839 --> 00:14:01,001 Everything that goes wrong in his life, he blames on the curse. 256 00:14:01,126 --> 00:14:02,726 I mean, it's a crutch. 257 00:14:03,089 --> 00:14:05,389 Don't get me wrong, I love him like a brother. 258 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:06,971 He is your brother. 259 00:14:07,529 --> 00:14:08,807 Yeah, by blood, 260 00:14:09,329 --> 00:14:11,592 but he doesn't live in the same world as the rest of us. 261 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:14,139 He lives in a world of magic and goblins, 262 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,776 and what he needs to do is step into reality, okay? 263 00:14:18,268 --> 00:14:19,268 Up! 264 00:14:20,157 --> 00:14:21,639 Talk some sense into him. 265 00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:24,648 I'm getting married in a month, I would love to have a reasonable person 266 00:14:24,773 --> 00:14:26,156 as my best man. 267 00:14:26,281 --> 00:14:27,617 He believes in you, psychic, 268 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,036 for better or for worse. 269 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,123 That butterfly was right. 270 00:14:34,343 --> 00:14:36,972 Raj is a guy that just needs to get out of his own head. 271 00:14:37,097 --> 00:14:38,877 Everything bad that happens to him, 272 00:14:39,002 --> 00:14:41,333 he interprets as some sort of divine intervention. 273 00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:42,889 It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. 274 00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,704 How do we break him out of the pattern? 275 00:14:44,829 --> 00:14:46,516 Apparently he believes in me, 276 00:14:46,641 --> 00:14:50,056 so I will lift his curse, and you will be my special helper. 277 00:14:52,839 --> 00:14:54,589 Cursed girlfriend-ruiner, 278 00:14:54,996 --> 00:14:55,996 be gone. 279 00:14:56,477 --> 00:14:57,919 This seems dangerous. 280 00:14:58,721 --> 00:15:00,539 You're not letting the curse leave your body. 281 00:15:00,664 --> 00:15:02,636 - He's right. You could electrocute him. - Really? 282 00:15:02,761 --> 00:15:04,642 - His hand is in water. - You tell me that now. 283 00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:06,825 You saw what I was doing us at that bowl. 284 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,755 Repeat after me. 285 00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:12,832 "I am not cursed. 286 00:15:12,957 --> 00:15:16,248 - "It's all in my head." - But it's not all in my head. 287 00:15:16,418 --> 00:15:18,842 You have to say it in order to believe it. Let me do the rest. 288 00:15:19,295 --> 00:15:21,396 - Who is the professional here? - You? 289 00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:23,387 Close your eyes. 290 00:15:25,271 --> 00:15:26,571 I am not cursed. 291 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:28,398 It's all in my head. 292 00:15:30,021 --> 00:15:31,710 - I'm feeling it. - Really? 293 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:33,892 Get me the hedge clippers. 294 00:15:34,086 --> 00:15:36,853 I guess I am feeling something. It's tingling. 295 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,237 That's the electrical breaker shorting out. 296 00:15:39,362 --> 00:15:41,023 - What? - It's shorting out. 297 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,648 His hand's in water. 298 00:15:43,338 --> 00:15:46,154 Are you here? Give me a hand, I got some groceries here. 299 00:15:46,322 --> 00:15:48,537 - Hallelujah, the curse is broken. - What? 300 00:15:48,662 --> 00:15:49,881 All gone. Get your coat. 301 00:15:50,006 --> 00:15:51,242 - Broken? - All broken. 302 00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:53,076 Let's get out efore it finds you again. 303 00:15:53,201 --> 00:15:55,101 All gone. You're curse-free. 304 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,754 What the hell? Smoke in my living room? 305 00:16:03,924 --> 00:16:06,204 Dad, it's not smoke. It's just a little dry ice, okay? 306 00:16:06,329 --> 00:16:09,093 We're helping a client by freeing him of the feelings that he might be cursed. 307 00:16:09,439 --> 00:16:11,971 The guy that's got the girlfriends that keep dropping like flies? 308 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:13,624 One girl that we know of for sure. 309 00:16:13,749 --> 00:16:17,101 She almost got crushed by a runaway truck, but she's fine, relatively. 310 00:16:17,382 --> 00:16:19,130 - Did you talk to her? - I didn't need to. 311 00:16:19,255 --> 00:16:20,980 She's not gonna crush herself. 312 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,940 Smart-ass. All right, just clean up this crap. 313 00:16:24,065 --> 00:16:25,065 Ten-four. 314 00:16:25,754 --> 00:16:26,754 That's me, 315 00:16:27,382 --> 00:16:28,732 cleaning machine. 316 00:16:46,697 --> 00:16:48,424 You seem different. 317 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,073 What? 318 00:16:58,198 --> 00:17:00,677 Aren't you gonna introduce me to your... 319 00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:01,835 whoever they are? 320 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,913 That's Shawn and Greg. 321 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,234 And they helped me out 322 00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:08,736 with a problem earlier, and I owe them. 323 00:17:09,577 --> 00:17:10,863 Can you hook my friends up 324 00:17:11,318 --> 00:17:13,866 with two tickets for tonight's performance? 325 00:17:35,684 --> 00:17:37,565 Standing room, back of the theater... 326 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,642 - Some reward. - Come on, Greg. 327 00:17:40,228 --> 00:17:42,488 Let's just congratulate each other on a job well done 328 00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:45,356 and enjoy this explosion of culture. 329 00:17:49,445 --> 00:17:51,821 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 330 00:17:52,258 --> 00:17:54,710 Just celebrating another successful conclusion to a case. 331 00:17:54,835 --> 00:17:56,083 - In record time. - What? 332 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,208 Really? 333 00:17:58,835 --> 00:18:01,610 Then you know that the brake lines on the truck were severed? 334 00:18:01,735 --> 00:18:03,499 Look, Lassie, that truck was very old. 335 00:18:04,627 --> 00:18:06,002 Parts can snap at any time. 336 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:07,795 You also know, the safety blocks 337 00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:10,006 that should have been under the tires were found 338 00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:11,215 in the dumpster. 339 00:18:12,353 --> 00:18:14,375 Maybe we should have done some actual investigating. 340 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,346 - You think? - What are you two talking about? 341 00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:17,305 Nothing. 342 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,600 I just might need to go up there. 343 00:18:21,088 --> 00:18:23,154 No, Shawn, you do not go up under any circumstances. 344 00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:25,563 - I think we made a huge mistake. - I don't care. 345 00:18:27,913 --> 00:18:29,484 - Shawn, stop it! - Let go! 346 00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:33,404 Don't go boneless on me... My back! 347 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,137 I got you. 348 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,398 I told you it was a curse. 349 00:19:15,773 --> 00:19:18,398 Did you notice anything suspicious around the stage today? 350 00:19:19,184 --> 00:19:21,383 And you can't think of anyone that's been threatening you? 351 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:22,508 No one. 352 00:19:22,706 --> 00:19:25,086 Don't you worry, miss. I'm gonna find the person who did this. 353 00:19:25,211 --> 00:19:26,776 I'm done. You can take her. 354 00:19:27,627 --> 00:19:30,211 Raj, will you meet me at the hospital? 355 00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:31,685 No, I can't. 356 00:19:33,152 --> 00:19:35,688 - I have to go. - Go where? I need you. 357 00:19:37,456 --> 00:19:38,636 This is all my fault. 358 00:19:39,528 --> 00:19:40,828 I am so sorry... 359 00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:43,414 For everything. 360 00:19:44,968 --> 00:19:46,218 Raj, come back! 361 00:19:50,031 --> 00:19:51,468 They're taking Mina for x-rays. 362 00:19:51,593 --> 00:19:53,609 Some uniforms stay with her, then take her home. 363 00:19:53,789 --> 00:19:56,489 We should send a unit to secure her residence as well. 364 00:19:57,990 --> 00:19:59,949 This ladder is really built for one. 365 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,036 Jules, lots of things say they're built for one, 366 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,095 but can easily fit two people. 367 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:08,721 Tanning beds, iron lung... That's just to name two. 368 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,359 Why are you still here? II thought you solved this case hours ago. 369 00:20:17,002 --> 00:20:20,686 - Lassiter's really got your goat, huh? - Yeah, he does, and I want it back. 370 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,805 God knows what he's doing to that poor thing. 371 00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:26,642 You don't really believe in love curses, do you? 372 00:20:26,853 --> 00:20:28,339 Jules, I'm a psychic. 373 00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:30,813 I have to remain open to any number of... 374 00:20:31,872 --> 00:20:33,107 Why, do you? 375 00:20:33,318 --> 00:20:36,763 Well, I think that everybody who's looking for a soul mate 376 00:20:36,888 --> 00:20:39,299 may, at one time, feel that there are outside forces 377 00:20:39,424 --> 00:20:41,240 conspiring against them, but... 378 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,912 Shawn, what are you doing? 379 00:20:47,817 --> 00:20:49,069 It wasn't a curse... 380 00:20:50,543 --> 00:20:51,614 Not this time. 381 00:20:52,639 --> 00:20:53,534 Plastic. 382 00:20:53,936 --> 00:20:55,797 That wasn't gonna hold Mina for long. 383 00:20:55,966 --> 00:20:58,925 Snapped in two and painted to look like metal. 384 00:20:59,219 --> 00:21:02,358 This means we're looking for a real flesh and blood human being 385 00:21:02,483 --> 00:21:04,486 or a genetically enhanced monkey. 386 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,474 Either way, someone wanted to hurt this girl. 387 00:21:06,643 --> 00:21:08,935 I'll have forensics see what they can get off of these. 388 00:21:09,207 --> 00:21:10,728 - This doesn't make sense. - Why? 389 00:21:10,909 --> 00:21:13,843 Because there were, like, 15 backup dancers up here, right? 390 00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:16,747 I mean, how would the perpetrator know that this trapdoor would give way 391 00:21:16,872 --> 00:21:19,445 at the precise moment that Mina danced across it? 392 00:21:23,898 --> 00:21:26,155 What are we doing here? I thought we were going to a movie. 393 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,336 Yes, movie, later. 394 00:21:27,461 --> 00:21:30,491 But first, Gus and I need to knock off some quick case business. 395 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,469 You! 396 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,834 He must've mistaken us for someone else. 397 00:21:44,889 --> 00:21:46,095 Go away, Shawn! 398 00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:50,351 I wonder how many Shawns he knows. I should double-check. 399 00:21:53,752 --> 00:21:55,449 You are a fraud! 400 00:21:55,777 --> 00:21:58,716 Dude, if you don't let us in, we're gonna break through your window. 401 00:21:58,841 --> 00:22:00,093 We need to talk to you. 402 00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:02,654 We got to figure out who could've wanted to hurt Mina. 403 00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:03,697 Fine. 404 00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:04,970 It's okay. 405 00:22:05,244 --> 00:22:06,005 Fine. 406 00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:09,620 Curse breaker? You ridicule me? 407 00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:12,289 My hand in a bowl of water? You could've gotten Mina killed. 408 00:22:12,466 --> 00:22:15,918 The reason the ceremony didn't work, Raj, is because you are not cursed. 409 00:22:16,408 --> 00:22:19,589 - It was sabotage, and I know this. - And how can you be so sure? 410 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:23,593 Because I happen to travel in these sort of metaphysical arenas, dude. 411 00:22:24,023 --> 00:22:27,043 As sure as I am that Gus will accidentally cause his own death... 412 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,906 I know that you are not cursed. 413 00:22:29,031 --> 00:22:31,601 Now, we need to talk to you and Mina. Is she here or what? 414 00:22:32,645 --> 00:22:33,769 Who's out there? 415 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,592 Come on. 416 00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:40,134 Wonderful. 417 00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:41,944 More mouths to feed. 418 00:22:42,231 --> 00:22:44,071 Thank you for the advance notice. 419 00:22:44,315 --> 00:22:45,865 No, we didn't come to eat. 420 00:22:49,091 --> 00:22:52,217 You know, guys, my grandmother tends to make her food a little spicy. 421 00:22:52,342 --> 00:22:55,660 - You might want to take it easy. - Please. I'm one-quarter Jamaican. 422 00:22:56,033 --> 00:22:58,092 - I'm also one-quarter Jamaican. - You are not! 423 00:22:58,217 --> 00:22:59,794 Stop telling people that! 424 00:23:07,218 --> 00:23:08,804 So how do you know my grandson Jay? 425 00:23:10,234 --> 00:23:11,807 We're actually friends of Raj. 426 00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:14,185 You're not here for Jay and Sita's engagement dinner? 427 00:23:15,730 --> 00:23:17,593 We're helping Raj with a problem. 428 00:23:17,718 --> 00:23:20,232 I'm sorry, was this chicken seasoned with molten lava? 429 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,195 Sorry about that... Wedding stuff. 430 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,154 Hi, I'm Sita. 431 00:23:26,662 --> 00:23:27,371 Hi. 432 00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,983 Did you get the mango leaves? 433 00:23:30,528 --> 00:23:31,744 They're not in season. 434 00:23:32,341 --> 00:23:34,655 How can we have a wedding without mango leaves? 435 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:35,998 Very inauspicious. 436 00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:39,669 We could push the wedding date, if it means that much to you. 437 00:23:40,446 --> 00:23:43,230 Again? How many times are we gonna do this? 438 00:23:44,278 --> 00:23:45,422 Until it's right. 439 00:23:45,657 --> 00:23:47,760 But I already booked Kajagoogoo for the party. 440 00:23:47,929 --> 00:23:49,887 What do you mean, like a cover band? 441 00:23:50,444 --> 00:23:51,453 Come on, kid. 442 00:23:52,341 --> 00:23:54,684 Don't worry. It's gonna be great. It'll be beautiful. 443 00:23:54,852 --> 00:23:57,423 This wedding business is more trouble than it's worth. 444 00:23:57,786 --> 00:23:59,605 Better than being alone forever. 445 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:00,840 Really? 446 00:24:00,965 --> 00:24:02,092 You're just fine? 447 00:24:02,217 --> 00:24:04,468 I taught English to children in Mumbai for a month. 448 00:24:04,593 --> 00:24:06,025 This is very authentic. 449 00:24:06,230 --> 00:24:08,280 What's the matter, Shawn, you don't like it? 450 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:11,450 - I think I like it too much. - It's so authentic. 451 00:24:12,090 --> 00:24:13,904 I can't see anything out of my left eye. 452 00:24:14,029 --> 00:24:15,553 I see dead people. 453 00:24:18,977 --> 00:24:21,460 - My god, even the water's spicy. - Who does that? 454 00:24:33,928 --> 00:24:35,076 What are you watching? 455 00:24:35,201 --> 00:24:37,464 Footage from the night that Mina was almost killed. 456 00:24:37,589 --> 00:24:39,645 On the right screen is a performance from a week ago. 457 00:24:39,941 --> 00:24:43,482 Why you watching this? We were there. Went over the stage with a comb. 458 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:46,106 Just something that Shawn said at the crime scene. 459 00:24:47,622 --> 00:24:48,383 Wait. 460 00:24:50,928 --> 00:24:52,408 Do you see what I see? 461 00:24:57,070 --> 00:24:58,958 Looks like I better get a warrant. 462 00:25:03,296 --> 00:25:05,417 All right. I'm sorry, no offense, 463 00:25:05,542 --> 00:25:08,549 but it's stupid that you people eat food this hot. 464 00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:12,749 I said "no offense," right? 465 00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:19,685 You should marry her. 466 00:25:20,215 --> 00:25:20,957 Dadi. 467 00:25:21,082 --> 00:25:23,852 She's not on tonight's menu, sorry. 468 00:25:24,403 --> 00:25:27,453 She's so much better than your other lady friends. 469 00:25:27,588 --> 00:25:29,653 There were some real gems amongst those. 470 00:25:30,185 --> 00:25:32,114 Dadi, those were all very nice people. 471 00:25:32,283 --> 00:25:34,909 And you found all of the things that you said were stolen. 472 00:25:37,872 --> 00:25:39,150 More uninvited guests. 473 00:25:39,275 --> 00:25:40,475 Thank you all very much. 474 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,666 I'll just go to my garden and harvest some food. 475 00:25:42,905 --> 00:25:45,174 Okay, I will get that. 476 00:25:52,285 --> 00:25:53,338 Spencer, excellent. 477 00:25:53,463 --> 00:25:56,013 I'm so glad that you're here to see me close your case. 478 00:25:56,182 --> 00:25:58,310 Would you like a little insight into our process? 479 00:25:58,435 --> 00:26:01,613 You see, first we start by asking a few simple questions. 480 00:26:02,015 --> 00:26:03,854 Jay, would you mind telling me 481 00:26:04,406 --> 00:26:05,947 who has changed the choreography 482 00:26:06,072 --> 00:26:08,368 so that only Mina danced over the trapdoor? 483 00:26:08,493 --> 00:26:10,861 Of course, I changed the choreography, but I had no idea... 484 00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:13,572 And who originally wanted Mina's understudy for the role? 485 00:26:13,741 --> 00:26:16,526 Well, I originally recommended Lakshmi, but then I grew to appreciate Mina, 486 00:26:16,651 --> 00:26:18,410 especially after she and Raj started... 487 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:19,712 You have to stop him. 488 00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:22,123 Sorry, I don't think it'll be possible. 489 00:26:22,403 --> 00:26:25,010 You see, my partner's already searching his apartment as we speak, 490 00:26:25,135 --> 00:26:27,394 and guess what she already found? 491 00:26:27,838 --> 00:26:29,634 Turns out Jay's the one that rented 492 00:26:29,759 --> 00:26:31,924 and had access to the truck that almost killed Mina. 493 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:36,354 Jawaharlal Singh, stand up, put your hands behind your back. 494 00:26:36,479 --> 00:26:38,180 You're under arrest for attempted murder. 495 00:26:38,462 --> 00:26:39,871 - Stand up. - What? 496 00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:42,910 Let's go, tough guy. 497 00:26:43,276 --> 00:26:44,963 Lassie, you can't do this. 498 00:26:45,088 --> 00:26:46,730 You're way, way off base. 499 00:26:46,901 --> 00:26:48,182 What are you talking about? 500 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:50,589 You're the one who gave us the choreography lead. 501 00:26:50,714 --> 00:26:52,400 Thank you for that, by the way. 502 00:26:56,142 --> 00:26:57,741 Come on, come on! 503 00:26:58,196 --> 00:27:01,074 But we're supposed to get married in a month. 504 00:27:01,470 --> 00:27:03,212 You're destroying my family. 505 00:27:09,899 --> 00:27:11,542 So you came here to help Raj. 506 00:27:11,953 --> 00:27:14,278 But instead you got his brother arrested for attempted murder. 507 00:27:14,403 --> 00:27:15,480 That's correct. 508 00:27:15,649 --> 00:27:17,049 Business as usual? 509 00:27:17,484 --> 00:27:18,962 It's a process. 510 00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:25,525 I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding. 511 00:27:25,650 --> 00:27:27,456 Don't cry. We'll sort it out. 512 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,734 - Here's the good news. - You see what you've done? 513 00:27:32,156 --> 00:27:35,613 You ridiculed my curse and my beliefs, and now it's affecting everyone I love. 514 00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:37,631 First it was Mina, then my brother, 515 00:27:37,756 --> 00:27:39,981 and now Sita, who's like a sister to me. 516 00:27:40,197 --> 00:27:41,784 Look, Raj, I can fix this. 517 00:27:41,954 --> 00:27:45,295 The case against Jay is pretty strong. They have motive, means, opportunity. 518 00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:48,218 The only thing they don't have is a video of him committing the crime. 519 00:27:48,502 --> 00:27:50,446 Maybe you can find that for the cops too, Shawn. 520 00:27:50,571 --> 00:27:52,296 Leave us all alone. You've done enough. 521 00:27:53,485 --> 00:27:54,590 Stop it, Raj. 522 00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:56,008 Just stop. 523 00:27:56,177 --> 00:27:58,969 There is no curse. Someone is doing this to you. 524 00:27:59,138 --> 00:28:00,068 Really? 525 00:28:00,193 --> 00:28:02,473 Then how do you explain what happened to Gita, Raini, 526 00:28:02,641 --> 00:28:03,974 Dipti, and Victoria, huh? 527 00:28:04,143 --> 00:28:06,143 - He's like a puma. - We need to get out of here. 528 00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:08,630 - How'd he get up so fast? - I don't know. 529 00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:11,655 - I blinked, and he was right there. - He's probably right. 530 00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:14,629 We should talk to Gila, Ray Jay, and Dipstick. 531 00:28:14,754 --> 00:28:16,987 You know those names were nowhere near close, right? 532 00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:19,156 It all started with the break-in at my condo. 533 00:28:20,944 --> 00:28:22,374 And then a car accident. 534 00:28:22,828 --> 00:28:24,995 Next thing I knew, my apartment was on fire. 535 00:28:25,164 --> 00:28:28,499 We talked about moving in together, right before it ended. 536 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:32,168 I met his family on Friday, and by the next weekend, it was over. 537 00:28:33,396 --> 00:28:35,249 He seemed really sad to call it off. 538 00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:39,194 Right when things were best, I thought he was the one. 539 00:28:39,319 --> 00:28:40,631 I had that accident. 540 00:28:40,756 --> 00:28:42,471 Then he said we couldn't be together. 541 00:28:42,762 --> 00:28:45,067 Are you as jealous of this guy as I am? 542 00:28:45,192 --> 00:28:46,192 More... 543 00:28:46,643 --> 00:28:49,407 Except for the parts where his girlfriends almost die. 544 00:28:55,761 --> 00:28:57,861 They're releasing my brother, no thanks to you. 545 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,694 Actually, all thanks to me. 546 00:29:00,819 --> 00:29:03,367 I'm the one that lined up his alibi with the timeline of the crime. 547 00:29:03,536 --> 00:29:05,119 I'm the one that found two witnesses 548 00:29:05,288 --> 00:29:07,445 that put him someplace else when the sabotage occurred. 549 00:29:07,570 --> 00:29:10,124 And I am the one that got him arrested in the first place. 550 00:29:11,003 --> 00:29:12,668 That last one didn't play. 551 00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:15,129 Just scratch the last one, okay? 552 00:29:15,789 --> 00:29:17,317 We spoke to your other girlfriends. 553 00:29:17,442 --> 00:29:19,591 And we have concluded that they were all kind of hot. 554 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,608 That's true. 555 00:29:21,303 --> 00:29:23,319 But more importantly, there's a pattern here. 556 00:29:23,444 --> 00:29:25,194 This person, whoever's out to get you, 557 00:29:25,319 --> 00:29:27,391 only strikes when you get serious with someone. 558 00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:30,065 - I don't understand. - It means it's someone you know. 559 00:29:30,190 --> 00:29:32,771 Or knows you, and they only attack when you've committed to someone. 560 00:29:33,254 --> 00:29:35,566 I've devised a plan to draw out the attacker. 561 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:38,277 We just need Mina... I need to stop you right there. 562 00:29:39,362 --> 00:29:40,237 Mina's gone. 563 00:29:40,501 --> 00:29:41,501 What? 564 00:29:41,689 --> 00:29:44,582 - You didn't kill her, did you? - Gus, please, some decorum. 565 00:29:45,502 --> 00:29:48,155 - You didn't, right? - No! I put her on a plane. 566 00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:49,830 I broke it off with her. 567 00:29:50,318 --> 00:29:52,254 Maybe I was just meant to be alone. 568 00:29:53,524 --> 00:29:56,376 You would rather lose her than see the possibility of harm come to her. 569 00:29:56,501 --> 00:29:58,068 You love her that much? 570 00:29:58,193 --> 00:30:00,530 - I don't know any other way to love. - Really? 571 00:30:00,778 --> 00:30:02,318 Have you seen 91/2 weeks? 572 00:30:02,443 --> 00:30:04,636 Or any of Zalman King's other stuff? 573 00:30:05,765 --> 00:30:08,742 - What's the plan? - It's not important now. 574 00:30:08,979 --> 00:30:12,019 We were going to dangle Mina out to lure the killer to attack. 575 00:30:12,188 --> 00:30:15,499 You were gonna make the woman I love, the woman I would give my life for... 576 00:30:15,624 --> 00:30:19,074 - You were gonna make her bait? - Bait? That's a strong... 577 00:30:19,501 --> 00:30:20,809 fishing term. 578 00:30:22,156 --> 00:30:23,739 We were gonna make her an incentive, 579 00:30:24,136 --> 00:30:27,701 since the attacker's only pattern is to keep you from finding love. 580 00:30:29,177 --> 00:30:30,412 I have an idea. 581 00:30:37,136 --> 00:30:37,878 Man, 582 00:30:39,410 --> 00:30:40,506 I don't like this. 583 00:30:40,675 --> 00:30:44,008 - You don't like Julia dating somebody. - Fake dating. 584 00:30:44,133 --> 00:30:45,533 But that's not it. 585 00:30:46,119 --> 00:30:48,719 It's this whole "using her as bait" thing. 586 00:30:49,153 --> 00:30:51,183 You had no problem dangling his girlfriend as bait. 587 00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:53,703 Now you're changing the rules, aren't you? 588 00:30:53,828 --> 00:30:54,926 Look at Raj. 589 00:30:55,613 --> 00:30:57,898 He's getting awfully "handsy" over there, 590 00:30:58,617 --> 00:31:01,096 taking advantage of the situation like that. 591 00:31:01,221 --> 00:31:04,421 No, he's definitely bugged by O'Hara dating this guy. 592 00:31:08,178 --> 00:31:10,228 Don't leave the talk button on. 593 00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:15,474 That was so good. 594 00:31:15,905 --> 00:31:18,705 I've never had broccoli in a milkshake before. 595 00:31:19,029 --> 00:31:21,370 But just think how good it is for you. 596 00:31:21,495 --> 00:31:22,881 Well, well, well. 597 00:31:23,654 --> 00:31:24,704 It's 11:20. 598 00:31:24,829 --> 00:31:27,177 Look who finally decided to come home. 599 00:31:27,346 --> 00:31:28,696 I'm sorry, Shawn. 600 00:31:29,170 --> 00:31:32,142 - Are you upset about something? - As a matter of fact, I am... 601 00:31:33,351 --> 00:31:34,373 What did I do? 602 00:31:34,498 --> 00:31:37,469 I didn't like this idea to begin with. You've been on four dates now. 603 00:31:37,594 --> 00:31:39,440 It's been a complete and total failure. 604 00:31:39,609 --> 00:31:41,567 No, Shawn, we've been on three dates. 605 00:31:41,736 --> 00:31:44,570 No, there was the carnival, where Raj won you a big, fat octopus. 606 00:31:45,049 --> 00:31:48,240 There was a long walk on the pier, where he kept brushing your hair gently. 607 00:31:48,715 --> 00:31:51,418 Then there was dinner tonight, where there was a lot of hand-holding. 608 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:53,502 Who could forget coffee at the police department, 609 00:31:53,627 --> 00:31:56,865 where you blushed and squealed and giggled like a schoolgirl? 610 00:31:56,990 --> 00:31:58,942 He was there to sign some papers. 611 00:31:59,067 --> 00:32:01,790 - You were watching us? - It's called surveillance. 612 00:32:01,915 --> 00:32:03,333 I "surveillate" things. 613 00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:05,132 I'm a purveyor of "surveillerism." 614 00:32:05,777 --> 00:32:08,091 Let's not get caught up in wordplay. The point is, 615 00:32:08,216 --> 00:32:11,847 we've been at this charade for 3 weeks, and it's yielded a grand total of nada. 616 00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:14,808 - You're right. - Of course I am. You see that? 617 00:32:15,249 --> 00:32:18,604 It's clear that the killer doesn't think detective O'Hara is my girlfriend, 618 00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:20,947 or maybe they know I'm still in love with Mina. 619 00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:23,855 We can keep at this for six months, we're still not gonna get anywhere. 620 00:32:24,235 --> 00:32:27,735 Unless we did something to remove all doubt, something big. 621 00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:31,366 You said it yourself, it happens when Raj gets serious. 622 00:32:31,534 --> 00:32:32,284 Right. 623 00:32:32,653 --> 00:32:36,253 Your entire family's going to the Holi Festival this weekend? 624 00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:38,840 I have another idea. 625 00:32:41,523 --> 00:32:43,128 You want to get married? 626 00:32:56,579 --> 00:32:58,483 This is so considerate of you. 627 00:32:58,608 --> 00:33:01,388 I always wanted to go to the Festival when I was in India. 628 00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:02,716 Yes, I sensed that. 629 00:33:02,841 --> 00:33:05,145 I'm aware of your immense love for... 630 00:33:05,270 --> 00:33:07,370 traditional festivals of colors. 631 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:10,447 There also might be a killer here, and I may need you to block an exit. 632 00:33:10,616 --> 00:33:11,426 What? 633 00:33:12,235 --> 00:33:13,535 Fresh laddu. 634 00:33:17,409 --> 00:33:18,580 There's Mrs. Singh. 635 00:33:18,749 --> 00:33:22,167 She hates me, and people don't hate me. I get cards from people I arrest. 636 00:33:22,679 --> 00:33:24,086 She doesn't hate you, okay? 637 00:33:24,254 --> 00:33:28,204 Apparently I don't fit the picture of what her perfect Raj deserves. 638 00:33:28,513 --> 00:33:31,885 I am smart, and I am fun, and I am almost always in a good mood. 639 00:33:32,095 --> 00:33:34,221 You're not actually marrying Raj, remember? 640 00:33:34,992 --> 00:33:37,849 - Let's just get this show on the road. - Please. 641 00:33:40,387 --> 00:33:41,737 Hello, everybody. 642 00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:45,440 I see that a lot of my family are here today, and... 643 00:33:45,608 --> 00:33:47,484 I wanted to share some great news with you. 644 00:33:47,853 --> 00:33:50,779 As many of you know, I've had some trying times lately. 645 00:33:51,102 --> 00:33:53,502 I lost a love that I thought was true 646 00:33:53,973 --> 00:33:56,827 and... had some trouble within my family. 647 00:33:57,382 --> 00:33:58,882 But this woman here, 648 00:33:59,528 --> 00:34:02,624 this beautiful angel has been my savior. 649 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:07,194 And I know that a lot of you will think it's crazy, and... 650 00:34:07,589 --> 00:34:09,131 it may be impulsive, but... 651 00:34:09,471 --> 00:34:11,842 I've asked my beautiful Juliet to marry me, 652 00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:15,721 and she accepted. 653 00:34:20,672 --> 00:34:22,728 All right. Looks like people bought it. 654 00:34:23,916 --> 00:34:25,666 Now we just have to wait. 655 00:34:26,217 --> 00:34:27,217 And watch. 656 00:34:31,279 --> 00:34:33,179 Is it too early for a snack? 657 00:34:33,521 --> 00:34:35,157 We've been here five minutes. 658 00:34:37,047 --> 00:34:39,935 All right, I admit it. I was wrong about the brother. 659 00:34:40,060 --> 00:34:42,539 - We should call a truce. - That's awfully big of you. 660 00:34:43,779 --> 00:34:46,209 Detective, might I have a word with you? 661 00:34:46,377 --> 00:34:47,780 What can I do fo... 662 00:34:47,905 --> 00:34:50,547 Wait a minute. You're the guy from the theater, right? 663 00:34:50,715 --> 00:34:52,924 I didn't tell you everything the day you questioned me. 664 00:34:54,028 --> 00:34:56,145 On that night just before the accident, 665 00:34:56,270 --> 00:34:58,970 I overheard Mina and the Raj guy talking... 666 00:34:59,868 --> 00:35:02,118 I hate having to hide what we have. 667 00:35:02,596 --> 00:35:05,896 You know we can't really be together until you tell her. 668 00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:08,037 I will. Soon. 669 00:35:08,797 --> 00:35:10,338 He was seeing someone else. 670 00:35:10,832 --> 00:35:14,071 Mina was going to expose the affair, giving Raj motive for murder. 671 00:35:14,876 --> 00:35:17,094 He wasn't distraught because he almost lost his girlfriend. 672 00:35:17,219 --> 00:35:19,289 It was guilt over trying to kill her. 673 00:35:19,414 --> 00:35:21,328 His first confession was real. 674 00:35:21,909 --> 00:35:23,592 Who, exactly, is responsible? 675 00:35:23,717 --> 00:35:24,449 I am. 676 00:35:24,676 --> 00:35:27,334 I hurt them all. I'm a danger to everyone around me. 677 00:35:27,710 --> 00:35:29,961 I solved it. It was Raj. Truce over. 678 00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:32,714 - You can't take back a truce. - You coming with me or not? 679 00:35:33,482 --> 00:35:36,051 Raj wouldn't cheat on his taxes, much less his girlfriend. 680 00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:37,719 I'll take that as a no. 681 00:35:40,321 --> 00:35:43,058 Tell him, you can't take back a truce. Indian giver! 682 00:35:50,581 --> 00:35:53,121 I meant to insult an entirely different group 683 00:35:53,246 --> 00:35:55,153 of Indians. Sorry about that. 684 00:35:56,364 --> 00:35:58,764 You can't endanger Juliet over a gripe with Lassiter. 685 00:35:58,889 --> 00:36:01,541 I'm not. You heard the dude from Temple of Doom. 686 00:36:01,666 --> 00:36:03,383 Raj was hiding his relationship, 687 00:36:03,508 --> 00:36:05,669 but from who? That's who we're looking for. 688 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,813 And Lassiter's following Raj, who didn't do it. 689 00:36:08,938 --> 00:36:11,188 Then who exactly is watching Jules? 690 00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:17,549 There! 691 00:36:21,357 --> 00:36:22,889 What happened? Where's Juliet? 692 00:36:23,939 --> 00:36:26,748 I got hit from behind. Next thing I knew, she was gone. 693 00:36:26,873 --> 00:36:27,936 Did you see who? 694 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,702 - No, it all happened so fast. - Do you want me to call an ambulance? 695 00:36:31,827 --> 00:36:32,733 I'm fine. 696 00:36:33,067 --> 00:36:35,527 Spread out, everybody. I want eyes on my partner in 5 minutes. 697 00:36:35,845 --> 00:36:37,765 You, take a break. Have a sweet ball. 698 00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:44,334 Excuse me. 699 00:36:59,061 --> 00:37:00,061 There! 700 00:37:10,587 --> 00:37:12,856 It's gonna be okay, Sita. Just take it easy. 701 00:37:13,024 --> 00:37:14,208 I know what's going on. 702 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:15,984 - You do? - Of course I do. 703 00:37:16,153 --> 00:37:17,611 Shut up! Don't come any closer. 704 00:37:18,211 --> 00:37:20,084 I can see... I can see it all. 705 00:37:21,098 --> 00:37:23,033 You met Jay. He proposed. You accepted. 706 00:37:23,686 --> 00:37:25,918 Then you starting hanging out with the family, 707 00:37:26,043 --> 00:37:26,995 mostly Raj. 708 00:37:27,820 --> 00:37:29,307 That's when you realized 709 00:37:29,432 --> 00:37:31,696 you were truly in love with Raj, 710 00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:33,502 not your fiance. 711 00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:35,045 But you were stuck. 712 00:37:35,214 --> 00:37:37,756 You couldn't call off the engagement, make a play for Raj. 713 00:37:37,924 --> 00:37:40,926 He would never do that to his brother. So what did you do? 714 00:37:44,818 --> 00:37:46,556 Really, dude? Really? 715 00:37:47,587 --> 00:37:49,253 - Where was I? - She was stuck. 716 00:37:49,378 --> 00:37:51,228 Right. You were stuck, 717 00:37:51,897 --> 00:37:54,147 engaged to one man but in love with his brother. 718 00:37:54,316 --> 00:37:55,982 So you decided to take action. 719 00:37:56,151 --> 00:37:59,486 First, you did everything you could to delay your wedding to Jay. 720 00:38:00,623 --> 00:38:03,782 We could push the wedding date, if it means that much to you. 721 00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:07,285 Then, you sabotaged all of Raj's relationships, 722 00:38:07,613 --> 00:38:09,693 waiting for a time when both of you were free, 723 00:38:09,818 --> 00:38:11,789 convincing him that he would be by himself 724 00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:15,252 for the rest of time, making it easier for you to swoop in at the right moment. 725 00:38:15,907 --> 00:38:16,924 Poor Mina, 726 00:38:17,049 --> 00:38:18,588 she was the easiest one of all. 727 00:38:18,923 --> 00:38:21,304 Nobody was gonna question why you were hanging around. 728 00:38:21,429 --> 00:38:24,225 After all, you were engaged to the choreographer. 729 00:38:24,350 --> 00:38:26,096 You swing by, you say, "hi," 730 00:38:26,432 --> 00:38:28,849 and that's what granted you access to the crew's trucks. 731 00:38:29,344 --> 00:38:32,269 Probably even had blueprints and keys to the theater. 732 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:37,120 You even watched the rehearsal to see if the dance steps changed. 733 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:39,250 Get back. 734 00:38:39,846 --> 00:38:41,296 I'm gonna kill her. 735 00:38:41,431 --> 00:38:43,979 She can't have what I want, 736 00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:45,721 because he's mine. 737 00:38:45,868 --> 00:38:48,368 Me and Raj, we're meant to be together. 738 00:38:49,424 --> 00:38:50,328 Let her go. 739 00:38:51,664 --> 00:38:54,304 Let her go, and all of this will be much easier for you. 740 00:38:54,795 --> 00:38:55,667 You were... 741 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,527 You were crazy in love. 742 00:38:59,389 --> 00:39:02,294 Any fool could see what would drive you to do this. 743 00:39:15,941 --> 00:39:17,015 Word of advice, 744 00:39:17,232 --> 00:39:19,900 when you take someone hostage, you might want to check for weapons. 745 00:39:20,170 --> 00:39:22,119 Drop the knife. Drop it. 746 00:39:23,905 --> 00:39:25,520 - Did Abigail see that? - I'm here. 747 00:39:25,645 --> 00:39:27,868 Yes, you are. The pain surprised me. 748 00:39:27,993 --> 00:39:30,338 And I wasn't supposed to get slapped by a girl. 749 00:39:30,463 --> 00:39:31,653 It's a process. 750 00:39:32,364 --> 00:39:33,912 It is a process. 751 00:39:35,469 --> 00:39:37,375 - What'd I miss? - Not me getting slapped. 752 00:39:37,842 --> 00:39:39,753 - By a girl. - 'Cause that didn't happen. 753 00:39:39,921 --> 00:39:43,173 You're caught... Assaulting a cop and tons of witnesses. 754 00:39:43,341 --> 00:39:44,799 You're not gonna get away. 755 00:39:49,199 --> 00:39:51,099 Have fun with shock therapy. 756 00:39:56,562 --> 00:39:59,115 I got a wedding invitation from Raj and Mina. 757 00:39:59,515 --> 00:40:00,498 It feels good, 758 00:40:00,623 --> 00:40:03,583 bringing people together, watching them sail off into the sunset, 759 00:40:03,708 --> 00:40:06,223 giving a good guy the old happily-ever-after. 760 00:40:06,348 --> 00:40:08,907 I felt for Raj. End of the day, we had a great deal in common. 761 00:40:09,522 --> 00:40:10,822 You gonna go? 762 00:40:10,947 --> 00:40:12,527 I barely knew that dude. 763 00:40:12,652 --> 00:40:14,996 And this, Abigail, is where we end our tour, 764 00:40:15,165 --> 00:40:16,636 because right here 765 00:40:16,761 --> 00:40:20,210 is where I choose not to gloat when I've gotten the best of Lassie. 766 00:40:20,378 --> 00:40:21,433 Right here? 767 00:40:22,618 --> 00:40:23,795 It's more all... 768 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,567 All-overish, I guess. 769 00:40:25,981 --> 00:40:27,342 But I've never done that, 770 00:40:27,510 --> 00:40:29,219 though there's a 1st time for everything. 771 00:40:29,387 --> 00:40:31,137 Color me impressed. 772 00:40:31,306 --> 00:40:33,390 I'd rather color you with edible body paints. 773 00:40:33,886 --> 00:40:34,766 Duly noted. 774 00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:36,695 Besides, it's not that impressive. 775 00:40:36,820 --> 00:40:39,396 I solve a case every week and usually one around christmas. 776 00:40:39,565 --> 00:40:41,359 It was so impressive 777 00:40:41,484 --> 00:40:43,900 the way you just attacked that mad woman with a knife. 778 00:40:44,410 --> 00:40:47,821 It says so much about your character, about how you feel. 779 00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:49,280 How I feel? 780 00:40:49,513 --> 00:40:52,447 You risked your life for a random coworker. 781 00:40:57,081 --> 00:40:58,431 She's not random. 782 00:41:01,713 --> 00:41:04,814 What I mean is, it's part of the job. I would do that for anybody... 783 00:41:04,939 --> 00:41:06,629 Colleague, coworker, 784 00:41:06,754 --> 00:41:09,676 Corey Haim once. Wouldn't do it again, to be honest. 785 00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:12,776 Never got a thank you, and I'm sure he stole my medic alert bracelet. 786 00:41:12,901 --> 00:41:14,839 - You have one of those? - It's Gus'. 787 00:41:15,559 --> 00:41:16,670 Long story. 788 00:41:16,795 --> 00:41:19,227 So am I fingerprinting you or what? It's fun, 789 00:41:19,395 --> 00:41:22,695 but you'll have little black fingers for, like, a month. 790 00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:26,776 Three stores have been hit in 15 minutes. 791 00:41:26,944 --> 00:41:29,571 Units are in pursuit of the suspects. Let's roll! 792 00:41:31,003 --> 00:41:32,003 Go ahead. 793 00:41:34,409 --> 00:41:36,850 I got the last one. We'll let Lassie have this one. 794 00:41:43,067 --> 00:41:44,878 Want to do a fake mug shot instead? 795 00:41:45,441 --> 00:41:47,181 Are you kidding me right now? 796 00:41:48,382 --> 00:41:51,515 We'll need costumes. Where did I put the key to the evidence locker? 797 00:41:52,145 --> 00:41:53,542 The holding cells.