1 00:00:15,037 --> 00:00:18,286 - Thanks for coming in, Henry. - Of course, father. Of course. 2 00:00:18,571 --> 00:00:22,198 I wanted to discuss Shawn's attitude in Sunday school lately. 3 00:00:22,366 --> 00:00:25,069 I can't get through a lecture without him questioning every detail. 4 00:00:25,194 --> 00:00:28,101 Take this morning's, for instance, on Noah's ark. 5 00:00:28,226 --> 00:00:30,582 I'm sorry, dad. But it doesn't make sense. 6 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:32,417 What doesn't make sense, Shawn? 7 00:00:32,985 --> 00:00:34,235 Lots of things. 8 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,353 Like if the ark was built in the Middle East, 9 00:00:38,478 --> 00:00:40,925 how did animals like the koala bear get to it? 10 00:00:41,094 --> 00:00:43,344 God helped them get there using his almighty power. 11 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,263 That's exactly right, Gus. 12 00:00:45,431 --> 00:00:47,599 Then why didn't he use those powers to create the ark? 13 00:00:48,105 --> 00:00:50,809 Wouldn't that be much faster than getting Noah to build it? 14 00:00:51,795 --> 00:00:55,565 Because god prefers his creations accomplish things on their own. 15 00:00:56,044 --> 00:00:58,943 Unless those creations happen to be koala bears, right? 16 00:00:59,111 --> 00:01:02,115 Shawn, I think you're getting a little too hung up on the details. 17 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,906 Really? You've always taught me that details are everything in life. 18 00:01:05,075 --> 00:01:07,428 - You're missing the point. - How'd they keep all the lions 19 00:01:07,553 --> 00:01:08,827 from eating all the zebras? 20 00:01:08,996 --> 00:01:11,249 Don't you think that the seven lions would have gone through 21 00:01:11,374 --> 00:01:13,374 at least seven zebras by then? 22 00:01:19,089 --> 00:01:21,362 They could have easily eaten seven zebras by then. 23 00:01:21,842 --> 00:01:24,370 Lions eat close to 5,000 pounds of meat a year. 24 00:01:26,111 --> 00:01:29,253 Why don't we break this down? What have we got here? We've got Noah, 25 00:01:29,378 --> 00:01:32,060 we got a boatload full of animals. What would be his M.O.? 26 00:01:32,365 --> 00:01:34,833 This is not a detective case, Henry. This is... 27 00:01:36,336 --> 00:01:39,116 Have you two ever considered visiting the methodist church down the street? 28 00:01:39,241 --> 00:01:40,276 It's quite nice. 29 00:02:03,384 --> 00:02:04,538 Agatha! 30 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:18,072 - Wait! - Get away! 31 00:02:18,197 --> 00:02:19,524 Get... Stay back! 32 00:02:21,485 --> 00:02:23,195 No, don't come any closer to me. 33 00:02:24,498 --> 00:02:25,498 Stay back. 34 00:02:28,909 --> 00:02:31,035 Come down. I wanna help you. 35 00:03:26,608 --> 00:03:27,986 How come you're so quiet? 36 00:03:28,587 --> 00:03:30,953 - 'Cause I'm mad at you. - What? How come? 37 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,457 How come? Really? 38 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,841 Does this conversation sound familiar? 39 00:03:35,714 --> 00:03:37,904 "Hey, Gus, you wanna go to the beach today?" 40 00:03:38,712 --> 00:03:41,397 "Are you sure you don't wanna check out that jumper over at Saint Attalus?" 41 00:03:42,031 --> 00:03:44,781 "It sounds like a straightforward suicide to me. Are you peeing?" 42 00:03:44,906 --> 00:03:48,345 "No, Shawn, I'm doing the dishes." "Sounds like you're peeing, excuse me." 43 00:03:48,470 --> 00:03:51,156 The nozzle was on spray mode. And Shawn, I do not talk like that. 44 00:03:51,406 --> 00:03:54,471 "Shawn, maybe we should stop by Saint Attalus just to be sure. 45 00:03:54,596 --> 00:03:56,473 "Besides, there'll be all kinds of hotties 46 00:03:56,598 --> 00:03:58,600 "running around in catholic school girl uniforms." 47 00:03:58,725 --> 00:03:59,659 What? 48 00:03:59,784 --> 00:04:00,766 Question... 49 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:04,470 Where are all the girls in the catholic school girl uniforms? 50 00:04:04,595 --> 00:04:07,284 - There's one right over there. - No, that is a male bagpiper. 51 00:04:07,409 --> 00:04:10,129 - Why is this case so important to you? - It happens to be intriguing to me. 52 00:04:10,254 --> 00:04:12,559 Besides, I'm here to see an old friend. 53 00:04:14,812 --> 00:04:16,500 You randy little spaniel. 54 00:04:17,022 --> 00:04:20,085 Why didn't you just say so? Dude, you know I love playing wingman. 55 00:04:20,210 --> 00:04:22,814 Just point her out, we'll get this party started... tonight! 56 00:04:29,449 --> 00:04:31,461 - Father Westley? - Hello, gus. 57 00:04:32,574 --> 00:04:34,685 Scratch the wingman thing, man, I'm out. 58 00:04:35,088 --> 00:04:36,618 - Thanks for coming. - Of course. 59 00:04:36,787 --> 00:04:38,493 - Been a long time. - Yes, it has. 60 00:04:38,618 --> 00:04:40,247 You remember Shawn Spencer, don't you? 61 00:04:40,416 --> 00:04:42,749 How could I forget? He's my favorite little skeptic. 62 00:04:42,918 --> 00:04:44,626 - My friends call me "skepty". - No. 63 00:04:44,796 --> 00:04:47,337 - They will. - I was happy when you moved back here. 64 00:04:47,506 --> 00:04:48,968 Well, you and I both. 65 00:04:49,093 --> 00:04:51,030 I was right in the midst of shoveling five inches 66 00:04:51,155 --> 00:04:53,052 of snow off my driveway in Buffalo. 67 00:04:53,177 --> 00:04:55,555 When I got the call offering me the position here. 68 00:04:57,468 --> 00:04:59,267 I can't believe you have become detectives. 69 00:04:59,435 --> 00:05:00,976 Psychic detectives to be exact. 70 00:05:01,158 --> 00:05:03,619 Actually, he's the psychic, I'm a pharmaceutical salesman. 71 00:05:03,744 --> 00:05:05,409 - We also do commercial jingles. - No. 72 00:05:05,534 --> 00:05:06,534 We will. 73 00:05:08,869 --> 00:05:10,194 Muffins. 74 00:05:12,448 --> 00:05:14,532 - That's incredible. - Thanks, I made it up just now. 75 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:16,848 - It's about the detective thing. - That too. 76 00:05:16,973 --> 00:05:19,474 Can you tell us about the tragedy that occurred here last night? 77 00:05:19,599 --> 00:05:20,891 If you two don't mind, 78 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:22,863 - we're asking questions. - If one of them is, 79 00:05:22,988 --> 00:05:25,240 "do the female students wear catholic school girl uniforms?" 80 00:05:25,365 --> 00:05:26,586 The answer to that is no. 81 00:05:26,755 --> 00:05:27,544 Stay. 82 00:05:28,037 --> 00:05:29,037 Father. 83 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,727 What else can you tell us about the deceased? 84 00:05:32,852 --> 00:05:34,539 Agatha was a model student. 85 00:05:34,803 --> 00:05:36,914 Hard-working, well-liked, outgoing. 86 00:05:37,039 --> 00:05:38,978 Then about three weeks ago something changed. 87 00:05:39,103 --> 00:05:42,101 She became extremely short tempered, emotionally unstable. 88 00:05:42,269 --> 00:05:44,812 Almost manic. None of us knew what it was. 89 00:05:45,292 --> 00:05:46,917 There was no history of mental illness 90 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,171 and her friends say she never touched drugs or alcohol. 91 00:05:49,296 --> 00:05:51,544 Was she a fan of the game Grand Theft Auto? 92 00:05:51,669 --> 00:05:54,608 I know when I play, I become raving mad, foaming at the mouth. 93 00:05:54,733 --> 00:05:57,741 - I had to taser him once. - Which I still feel was excessive. 94 00:05:57,910 --> 00:05:59,882 St. Attalus doesn't allow video games. 95 00:06:00,282 --> 00:06:02,171 They don't allow school girl uniforms, either. 96 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:03,456 - Will you stop? - No. 97 00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:05,225 Will you just stop it? 98 00:06:05,986 --> 00:06:07,971 Excuse us for a moment. Detective... 99 00:06:08,096 --> 00:06:09,569 - You know what I think? - What? 100 00:06:09,694 --> 00:06:11,593 - I think she was... - You're wrong. 101 00:06:12,611 --> 00:06:14,759 I'm sorry, I jumped the gun on that. Please continue. 102 00:06:16,236 --> 00:06:18,529 - I think she was murdered. - Are you finished? 103 00:06:19,583 --> 00:06:20,571 You're wrong. 104 00:06:20,696 --> 00:06:22,974 My senses are telling me that this girl committed suicide. 105 00:06:23,143 --> 00:06:25,518 Well you can tell your senses to kiss my sweet... 106 00:06:28,002 --> 00:06:29,440 Love biscuits. 107 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,028 I don't know if you made it less offensive. 108 00:06:35,197 --> 00:06:37,552 Look, you have to admit there's something weird here. 109 00:06:37,677 --> 00:06:40,634 I mean, a girl like Agatha doesn't just randomly go nuts and kill herself. 110 00:06:40,759 --> 00:06:43,086 - There has to be an explanation. - I have one. 111 00:06:43,211 --> 00:06:44,497 Now is not the time, Peter. 112 00:06:46,153 --> 00:06:47,917 I'd like to hear what he has to say. 113 00:06:52,244 --> 00:06:53,644 She was possessed. 114 00:07:01,748 --> 00:07:05,152 I guess my video game theory isn't looking so stupid right now. 115 00:07:23,579 --> 00:07:25,746 Psych Team 116 00:07:25,914 --> 00:07:29,252 Psych 404 - The Devil's in the Details and in the Upstairs Bedroom 117 00:07:33,823 --> 00:07:36,256 So let me get this straight. You think that she was possessed? 118 00:07:36,381 --> 00:07:39,412 As in floating above the bed, head spinning, pukes up on the wall, 119 00:07:39,537 --> 00:07:41,966 - that sort of thing? - That's the Hollywood version. 120 00:07:42,417 --> 00:07:45,802 The real life signs of possession are often more subtle than that. 121 00:07:45,927 --> 00:07:48,259 Though there have been some reports of levitation in exorcisms. 122 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:50,873 - That's true. - You'll have to forgive father Westley, 123 00:07:50,998 --> 00:07:54,525 he comes from an era of the church where such beliefs were more widely accepted. 124 00:07:54,977 --> 00:07:56,944 Today the majority of us view the concept 125 00:07:57,112 --> 00:07:59,655 of demonic possession to be a little far-fetched. 126 00:08:00,388 --> 00:08:01,949 Now, if you'll excuse me. 127 00:08:02,117 --> 00:08:04,049 Father, you should come as well. 128 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:07,121 I'm speaking the truth. You have to believe me. 129 00:08:07,515 --> 00:08:09,515 I don't arrive at such conclusions easily. 130 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:10,958 - Father Westley. - Yes. 131 00:08:15,714 --> 00:08:17,543 - You have a little shiver over there? - No, 132 00:08:17,668 --> 00:08:19,477 it's all this talk of devil and possession. 133 00:08:19,602 --> 00:08:21,969 I don't scare easily, but that stuff makes me shake in my boots. 134 00:08:22,137 --> 00:08:24,889 I'm talking to Vick, she wants to know if you two dopes are on the case. 135 00:08:25,014 --> 00:08:26,213 Lassie, my friend, 136 00:08:26,338 --> 00:08:28,808 - I'm afraid the answer is a big fat... - Yes. 137 00:08:29,205 --> 00:08:31,604 - And by yes, he means... - Absolutely. 138 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:34,394 May I speak with you in the "stop openly contradicting me" room, please? 139 00:08:34,519 --> 00:08:35,911 You can tell her we'll take it. 140 00:08:36,851 --> 00:08:37,572 What? 141 00:08:37,697 --> 00:08:40,279 Since when do you accept a case without running it by your partner? 142 00:08:40,447 --> 00:08:42,654 - You do it every week. - That makes it right? 143 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:46,577 Shawn, I know who killed that girl. 144 00:08:47,522 --> 00:08:48,522 Who? 145 00:08:48,710 --> 00:08:49,710 The devil. 146 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:54,794 So, I've been thinking... 147 00:08:54,963 --> 00:08:58,535 If we end up catching the devil, and he starts acting all devily, 148 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:01,223 I know what to do. First, I'll buy a fiddle, 149 00:09:01,348 --> 00:09:03,839 play a quick tune so he underestimates my ability, 150 00:09:03,964 --> 00:09:06,965 then I'll challenge him to a wager... He wins, he gets my soul. 151 00:09:07,090 --> 00:09:09,100 I win, we get his cooperation. 152 00:09:09,268 --> 00:09:11,146 I get it. You don't believe in possessions. 153 00:09:11,271 --> 00:09:13,248 But I do. Especially after I saw 154 00:09:13,373 --> 00:09:15,944 this police sketch of the suspect. 155 00:09:17,443 --> 00:09:19,735 Last seen at the local canned ham factory. 156 00:09:19,903 --> 00:09:21,679 How long did it take you to draw that? 157 00:09:21,804 --> 00:09:24,095 A good half hour, but I think it sold my point. 158 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:26,845 Look, I know father Westley's theory is kind of crazy. 159 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:29,156 But if he believes it, then I need to take it seriously. 160 00:09:29,281 --> 00:09:32,214 - You know how much I look up to him. - I look up to Brett Favre. 161 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,671 It doesn't mean I believe everything he says. 162 00:09:34,796 --> 00:09:37,661 All right, that's a bad example. It's those tearful press conferences. 163 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:40,474 - They get me every time. - I just wanna at least look into it. 164 00:09:40,599 --> 00:09:42,223 But I can have your back on this. 165 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:44,472 I know, that's why I wanna be the lead investigator. 166 00:09:44,597 --> 00:09:47,122 - Since when do we have titles? - Since you ordered business cards 167 00:09:47,247 --> 00:09:49,444 that say, "Shawn Spencer, lead investigator." 168 00:09:49,569 --> 00:09:50,537 No, silly. 169 00:09:50,662 --> 00:09:52,599 It's "lead... Leadinvestigators." 170 00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:56,017 A business I was thinking of starting after we watched Erin Brockovich. 171 00:09:56,404 --> 00:09:58,352 - Okay... fine. - Thank you. 172 00:09:58,477 --> 00:09:59,726 You're the lead. 173 00:09:59,851 --> 00:10:01,848 - I'm in the back seat. - Thank you. 174 00:10:03,414 --> 00:10:04,614 Yeah, come in. 175 00:10:07,978 --> 00:10:09,328 Come on in, boys. 176 00:10:12,539 --> 00:10:14,627 Let me get another look at you two, huh? 177 00:10:15,356 --> 00:10:17,356 You two haven't changed a bit. 178 00:10:18,481 --> 00:10:19,881 Have a seat, boys. 179 00:10:21,808 --> 00:10:24,358 You know, I want to apologize for earlier on. 180 00:10:24,483 --> 00:10:27,863 You know, father Bard, like a lot of the younger members of the church 181 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:31,515 isn't very tolerant towards views that he doesn't agree with. 182 00:10:31,683 --> 00:10:33,325 I actually want to ask you about that. 183 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:35,936 What was it about Agatha that made you think she was possessed? 184 00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:38,946 Well, her extreme change of personality for one. 185 00:10:39,454 --> 00:10:40,867 And that, coupled with... 186 00:10:40,992 --> 00:10:43,939 the fact that I learned that she'd been dabbling in the occult. 187 00:10:44,362 --> 00:10:46,906 According to a friend, she had been conducting seances 188 00:10:47,074 --> 00:10:48,613 and using Ouija boards. 189 00:10:49,312 --> 00:10:51,563 Both of which can be used as calling cards 190 00:10:51,688 --> 00:10:53,668 of sorts for demonic spirits. 191 00:10:54,076 --> 00:10:55,497 Just for the record, father, 192 00:10:55,665 --> 00:10:57,661 I use Ouija boards all the time when I was a kid. 193 00:10:57,786 --> 00:10:59,514 And never once was I pos... 194 00:11:01,722 --> 00:11:03,522 You're gonna die up there. 195 00:11:06,681 --> 00:11:08,908 Come on, man, it's a line from the movie. 196 00:11:09,463 --> 00:11:11,388 If Agatha was possessed, why didn't you 197 00:11:11,556 --> 00:11:14,558 - or someone else perform an exorcism? - Believe me, I tried. 198 00:11:15,222 --> 00:11:17,590 But I had to get the approval of the headmaster 199 00:11:18,341 --> 00:11:20,341 who happens to be father bard. 200 00:11:21,559 --> 00:11:23,203 And he said no, of course. 201 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,277 I could have prevented her death. 202 00:11:26,136 --> 00:11:28,686 That's an interesting theory, father. But isn't it possible... 203 00:11:28,811 --> 00:11:31,492 - Back seat. - Agatha was a disturbed young girl? 204 00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:33,378 - Back seat. - Shawn, believe me, 205 00:11:33,503 --> 00:11:35,996 I've dealt with enough disturbed people to know the difference. 206 00:11:36,939 --> 00:11:39,917 Look, I understand how this may seem a bit illogical to you, but trust me, 207 00:11:40,618 --> 00:11:42,168 possessions are real. 208 00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:43,780 They're real. 209 00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:46,190 I can personally attest to it. 210 00:11:59,441 --> 00:12:00,688 This thing. 211 00:12:01,465 --> 00:12:02,273 Come on. 212 00:12:02,441 --> 00:12:04,776 Let me know when you're ready to bail on the possessed theory, 213 00:12:04,901 --> 00:12:08,006 because I actually have a real idea for why Agatha was acting crazy. 214 00:12:08,131 --> 00:12:09,422 There will be no bailing. 215 00:12:09,547 --> 00:12:11,824 I just found these articles online about father Westley. 216 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,951 Did you know he's one of the foremost experts on demonic possession in USA? 217 00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:18,186 He performed a bunch of high profile exorcisms in the '70s, 218 00:12:18,311 --> 00:12:20,499 including this one in Peru, which lasted over a month. 219 00:12:21,086 --> 00:12:22,815 I remember reading about it as a kid. 220 00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:25,462 In what? This never actually happened magazine? 221 00:12:25,698 --> 00:12:27,648 You mock, but check this out. 222 00:12:29,186 --> 00:12:31,842 - Agatha's page. - You friended a dead person. 223 00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:33,845 No, I figured out her password and logged on. 224 00:12:34,077 --> 00:12:35,201 Let me guess. 225 00:12:35,326 --> 00:12:38,434 She's kind of gothy, so it's probably something like "bauhaus" 226 00:12:38,603 --> 00:12:40,810 - or "siouxsie" with an "x." - Her birthday. 227 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,764 No, that's too obvious. "Bjork"? 228 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:45,648 - The password is her birthday. - Bravo for knowing Bjork's birthday. 229 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,335 Her own birthday. Will you check this out? 230 00:12:49,024 --> 00:12:50,893 Look at her status updates from 3 weeks ago. 231 00:12:51,018 --> 00:12:52,387 Notice how they're all cheery? 232 00:12:52,512 --> 00:12:55,784 "Agatha is loving Santa Barbara." "Agatha played with the cutest puppy." 233 00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:58,204 - I bet it was a labradoodle. - You know that's right. 234 00:12:58,329 --> 00:13:00,748 Look here now, the next day, they completely change. 235 00:13:01,228 --> 00:13:04,668 "Agatha is over everybody! Agatha just wants to be left alone." 236 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,021 That is when she became possessed. 237 00:13:07,146 --> 00:13:08,217 Or... 238 00:13:08,986 --> 00:13:10,340 - may I go now? - Go ahead. 239 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:13,481 Or, that is precisely when she started having man trouble, come on. 240 00:13:13,606 --> 00:13:14,952 What are you talking about? 241 00:13:15,077 --> 00:13:17,973 She was wearing a sweatshirt that was at least a double XL. 242 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:21,929 That means she either spent a few hours in one of those cartoon steam boxes 243 00:13:22,054 --> 00:13:24,730 that shrinks you a few sizes, or it belonged to her boyfriend. 244 00:13:24,898 --> 00:13:26,940 So why don't we check her photos 245 00:13:27,108 --> 00:13:28,942 - and find out? - Go ahead. 246 00:13:30,150 --> 00:13:32,884 Man, how come every girl posts, like, a million photos online 247 00:13:33,009 --> 00:13:35,708 of her and friends posing cheek to cheek? It's so lame. 248 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,797 Says the guy who has that on his desk. 249 00:13:38,828 --> 00:13:40,728 It's not posted online, gus. 250 00:13:41,217 --> 00:13:42,217 Yet. 251 00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:44,083 Boring. 252 00:13:44,251 --> 00:13:45,251 Boring. 253 00:13:46,778 --> 00:13:48,842 I give you Agatha's boyfriend. 254 00:13:49,359 --> 00:13:51,965 What's your name, smoochie? Well, hello, Cameron. 255 00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:54,282 We don't know that they were having trouble. 256 00:13:54,407 --> 00:13:55,259 Really? 257 00:13:56,347 --> 00:13:57,718 Wednesday, the 5th: 258 00:13:57,843 --> 00:13:59,902 "Agatha is pissy at her boyfriend." 259 00:14:00,235 --> 00:14:02,981 9th: "Agatha's tired of all the drama." 260 00:14:03,106 --> 00:14:04,143 And the 14th: 261 00:14:04,313 --> 00:14:06,647 "Agatha is now single." 262 00:14:06,816 --> 00:14:08,607 That last one was two days before she died. 263 00:14:08,775 --> 00:14:11,725 I'll give you two possible scenarios. One, Cameron dumped Agatha, 264 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,935 and she threw herself off a building in despair. Or two, 265 00:14:15,305 --> 00:14:18,537 Agatha dumped Cameron, he pushed her off the building in a fit of rage. 266 00:14:18,662 --> 00:14:21,279 Both of which are far more plausible 267 00:14:21,404 --> 00:14:23,372 than the devil going down to Santa Barbara. 268 00:14:24,352 --> 00:14:27,399 - Where are you going? - We are going to talk to Cameron. 269 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:30,122 I'm going to crack this thing. But first, 270 00:14:30,505 --> 00:14:32,732 I'm gonna need my leadinvestigator title back. 271 00:14:33,179 --> 00:14:34,179 Thank you. 272 00:14:41,224 --> 00:14:43,441 - What was her major? - It's Christian studies. 273 00:14:43,566 --> 00:14:45,005 Christian studies. 274 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,068 Unbelievable. 275 00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:49,230 Lassie has now beaten us to a suspect. 276 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,295 I'm afraid history will not look too kindly 277 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:53,733 on your tenure as leadinvestigator. 278 00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:54,858 Hey, kids, 279 00:14:55,822 --> 00:14:58,030 - what did we miss? - This is Agatha's ex-boyfriend. 280 00:14:58,299 --> 00:15:00,200 Let me guess. Your name is Cameron. 281 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,703 - That's right. - You guys broke up two days ago. 282 00:15:04,039 --> 00:15:07,207 - And you weigh a solid 225. - You're about 50 pounds off. 283 00:15:07,722 --> 00:15:08,667 I got greedy. 284 00:15:08,845 --> 00:15:11,995 Sorry to hear about the breakup. Those can be tough. 285 00:15:12,331 --> 00:15:14,840 Let me guess, you dumped her, but she wouldn't accept it? 286 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,062 Agatha was the one that broke up with me. 287 00:15:19,187 --> 00:15:21,054 I was willing to make it work. 288 00:15:21,352 --> 00:15:24,002 Where were you last night when she jumped? 289 00:15:24,405 --> 00:15:26,655 I was in the desert at Burning Man. 290 00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:28,967 I hope you can prove that, buddy. 291 00:15:34,569 --> 00:15:37,378 Well, it looks like you guys got this one covered. 292 00:15:37,739 --> 00:15:40,910 Gus and I are going to throw back shots and hit the confessional booth. 293 00:15:43,571 --> 00:15:44,994 The dude's alibi is good. 294 00:15:45,119 --> 00:15:48,499 There was a backpack and shoes covered in sand from Burning Man. 295 00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:51,001 Excuse me, are you the grief counselors? 296 00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:53,754 As a matter of fact we are, Mary. 297 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,466 - How did you know that was my name? - Just a hunch. 298 00:15:57,634 --> 00:16:00,177 How's Cameron doing? We're all really worried about him. 299 00:16:00,346 --> 00:16:01,998 It's tough. He's hanging in there. 300 00:16:02,123 --> 00:16:04,598 I think he'll feel much better once the medication kicks in. 301 00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:08,060 - He's on medication? - No, I am. Just an antacid. 302 00:16:08,614 --> 00:16:11,608 Is there anyone else you can think of who's taking the news of Agatha's death 303 00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:13,133 particularly hard? 304 00:16:13,258 --> 00:16:14,942 Family or close friends? 305 00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:19,029 You know about Lucy? 306 00:16:19,551 --> 00:16:21,420 Yes, of course. She charges, 307 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,170 what, five cents for psychiatric help. 308 00:16:23,295 --> 00:16:26,063 And if she ever asks you to kick a football, you say no. 309 00:16:26,188 --> 00:16:27,621 We don't know about Lucy. 310 00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:29,623 She was one of Agatha's best friends. 311 00:16:30,109 --> 00:16:32,054 She saw the whole thing happen. 312 00:16:32,179 --> 00:16:33,879 Agatha died in her arms. 313 00:16:35,322 --> 00:16:36,322 Really? 314 00:16:37,541 --> 00:16:40,926 You wouldn't happen to know where we could find this Lucy? 315 00:16:58,366 --> 00:16:59,486 Hello, Mrs. Ryan. 316 00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:02,614 My name is Shawn, this is Shawn. No relation. 317 00:17:02,782 --> 00:17:04,616 We're grief counselors from the school. 318 00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:06,535 Thank God. Please come in. 319 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:14,209 I'm sorry, I thought you were just another pair of detectives. 320 00:17:14,644 --> 00:17:16,741 There were detectives here earlier? 321 00:17:16,866 --> 00:17:19,298 Yes, two by the name O'Hara and Lassiter. 322 00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:22,050 - Dude, you're on fire. - They didn't get much. 323 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,094 Lucy was really withdrawn. 324 00:17:24,796 --> 00:17:26,836 You two couldn't have come at a better time. 325 00:17:26,961 --> 00:17:29,611 It's like she's a shell of her former self. 326 00:17:30,559 --> 00:17:32,359 Do you think she has PTSD? 327 00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:36,542 I'm afraid this is far more serious than a mere menstrual issue. 328 00:17:36,869 --> 00:17:39,519 It could be post traumatic stress disorder. 329 00:17:39,869 --> 00:17:41,916 But we won't know for sure until we talk with her. 330 00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:43,405 In private, if you don't mind. 331 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:45,983 Of course. Please, go on up... 332 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:49,530 Her room is the first left at the top of the stairs. 333 00:17:49,747 --> 00:17:51,947 Can I get either of you something? 334 00:17:52,273 --> 00:17:55,709 A diet coke, some garlic hummus, and the new Tv Guide, if you have it. 335 00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:30,786 Mrs. Ryan, 336 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:34,817 is your daughter by any chance an expert yogi? 337 00:18:35,377 --> 00:18:37,678 Or an olympic gymnast, perhaps? 338 00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:40,933 No, why? 339 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:44,241 There's no particular reason. 340 00:18:51,323 --> 00:18:52,323 Hey, Lucy. 341 00:18:53,408 --> 00:18:56,058 That was some pretty sweet spider walking. 342 00:18:58,343 --> 00:19:01,316 We were hoping you could shed some light on what happened last night. 343 00:19:01,977 --> 00:19:02,977 Die. 344 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:08,281 We heard you lost your best friend. That's terrible. We're so sorry. 345 00:19:09,876 --> 00:19:10,909 Both of you die. 346 00:19:13,079 --> 00:19:14,808 There's something wrong with her. 347 00:19:14,933 --> 00:19:16,997 She just saw her best friend kill herself. 348 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:21,017 Imagine how you'd be if you saw me torn apart by a pride of angry lions. 349 00:19:21,142 --> 00:19:23,505 I'm having second thoughts about our spring safari trip. 350 00:19:23,802 --> 00:19:24,704 Hear me out. 351 00:19:24,829 --> 00:19:27,985 Agatha jumped off to kill herself and the demon that was inside of her. 352 00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:31,805 Right before she died, the demon transferred out of her and into Lucy. 353 00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:34,641 - Just like in The Exorcist. - You're basing this on a fiction. 354 00:19:34,809 --> 00:19:37,352 You once tried to solve a case using the movie Pretty In Pink. 355 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,742 That's completely different, Pretty In Pink is more of a docu-drama. 356 00:19:42,605 --> 00:19:44,827 All right, fine, let's say she is possessed. 357 00:19:44,952 --> 00:19:46,569 How come she isn't projectile vomiting 358 00:19:46,694 --> 00:19:49,413 and spouting stuff in languages that she doesn't know? 359 00:19:55,675 --> 00:19:56,747 You mean like that? 360 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:07,591 How many foreign languages does your daughter speak? 361 00:20:07,897 --> 00:20:08,842 Just french. 362 00:20:09,999 --> 00:20:11,199 In your fudge. 363 00:20:11,324 --> 00:20:12,775 She was speaking german. 364 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,302 - How do you know that? - I went to college. 365 00:20:16,434 --> 00:20:18,321 Lucy, please calm down. 366 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:21,533 Admit it, the only reason why you won't accept possession 367 00:20:21,658 --> 00:20:24,065 as a real possibility is because Father Westley came up with it. 368 00:20:24,382 --> 00:20:27,262 - You've always had a problem with him. - I don't have a problem with him. 369 00:20:27,387 --> 00:20:28,564 He has a problem. 370 00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:31,031 Because I have the ability to see things in more than one way. 371 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,750 You clearly can't see things objectively right now. 372 00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:36,807 That's it, I'm taking back over as lead investigator. 373 00:20:40,314 --> 00:20:42,745 Sorry, buddy. Only one title switch per investigation. 374 00:20:42,870 --> 00:20:45,128 It's in the fine print on the back of my business card. 375 00:20:47,149 --> 00:20:49,925 Come on, chill out, man. I'm just messing with you. 376 00:20:50,094 --> 00:20:51,694 Don't punch me, Shawn. 377 00:20:52,303 --> 00:20:54,304 - That was way harder. - Well. 378 00:20:54,699 --> 00:20:56,807 - You want to do this? - Come on. 379 00:20:56,976 --> 00:20:58,252 - Right now? - Come on. 380 00:20:58,377 --> 00:21:00,527 - Come on, baby girl. - Come on, come on. 381 00:21:02,331 --> 00:21:03,619 Excuse me! 382 00:21:03,744 --> 00:21:06,144 What kind of grief counselors are you? 383 00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,527 We're very progressive. 384 00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,654 This is an exercise that we do. 385 00:21:10,823 --> 00:21:13,240 It helps us empathize with your daughter's pain. 386 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,617 Right, watch. 387 00:21:20,469 --> 00:21:23,124 I'm now going to turn things over to the lead 388 00:21:23,292 --> 00:21:24,942 grief counselor, Shawn. 389 00:21:26,579 --> 00:21:27,712 You're on your own. 390 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:38,390 All right. 391 00:21:38,559 --> 00:21:40,697 Where's is it? Where is my Xbox? 392 00:21:41,061 --> 00:21:43,603 - Where is it? - What are you talking about? 393 00:21:44,196 --> 00:21:47,017 Dad, this is not the day to mess with me. 394 00:21:47,142 --> 00:21:48,892 I can assure you of that. 395 00:21:50,162 --> 00:21:51,903 I can't believe you stole this from me. 396 00:21:52,072 --> 00:21:54,895 I prefer the term "repossessed," in that you reneged on our deal. 397 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:57,057 I painted your house, just like we agreed. 398 00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:59,949 Minus the spots behind the bushes that no one ever sees, 399 00:22:00,074 --> 00:22:02,122 and the windows, and of course, the entire back. 400 00:22:02,663 --> 00:22:04,749 That stays here until you're finished. End of story. 401 00:22:09,173 --> 00:22:11,339 Let me guess. Relationship trouble? 402 00:22:13,650 --> 00:22:16,136 - I hate it when we fight. - I'm sure she feels the same way. 403 00:22:16,305 --> 00:22:18,430 I'm not talking about Abigail, I mean Gus. 404 00:22:18,863 --> 00:22:19,806 So am I. 405 00:22:19,931 --> 00:22:22,581 I was starting to make some progress on this case we're working on, 406 00:22:22,706 --> 00:22:25,854 and he refuses to let go of this ridiculous theory that he has. 407 00:22:27,436 --> 00:22:29,316 Do you remember my ex-partner, Stevie? 408 00:22:30,313 --> 00:22:32,433 There was this one time when Stevie was convinced 409 00:22:32,558 --> 00:22:36,531 that break-ins was being committed by an ape who had escaped from the zoo. 410 00:22:37,145 --> 00:22:40,362 I thought he had lost his mind. But I went down the road with him on it. 411 00:22:40,487 --> 00:22:42,454 And it turned out to be a good move, you know why? 412 00:22:42,804 --> 00:22:44,364 I don't know. Headlines? 413 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,666 "Cops stop monkey business: criminals go bananas"? 414 00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:48,406 I'm trying to make a point here. 415 00:22:48,531 --> 00:22:50,795 The point is it turned out to be a good move 416 00:22:51,038 --> 00:22:54,466 because from that point on Stevie always supported my ideas. 417 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,542 You get your partner's back, Shawn. 418 00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:01,306 Even if it means putting your doubts aside for a minute. 419 00:23:14,656 --> 00:23:16,355 What are you doing here? 420 00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:18,706 I came back to help my partner. 421 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,599 Thanks, buddy. 422 00:23:20,935 --> 00:23:22,885 But I already called someone. 423 00:23:23,606 --> 00:23:24,606 Who? 424 00:23:37,927 --> 00:23:39,959 I appreciate you keeping an open mind about this. 425 00:23:40,084 --> 00:23:41,721 No problem, buddy. Tell me if... 426 00:23:42,834 --> 00:23:45,767 this girl turns out to be possessed and the whole exorcism thing works... 427 00:23:46,177 --> 00:23:47,936 Where does that leave us? 428 00:23:48,105 --> 00:23:50,855 It's over, we know why Agatha killed herself. 429 00:23:52,485 --> 00:23:53,485 Right. 430 00:23:54,114 --> 00:23:55,744 Now when it doesn't work... 431 00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:57,969 I'm sorry, if it doesn't work... 432 00:23:58,736 --> 00:24:01,032 you promise me that we can go back to doing things my way? 433 00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:03,743 - And what way is that again? - You know, 434 00:24:04,178 --> 00:24:06,203 follow a few leads, make some inappropriate jokes, 435 00:24:06,328 --> 00:24:09,165 I'll remember and then we'll tip off the police using a little bit of this. 436 00:24:10,543 --> 00:24:12,364 - You got it. - All right. 437 00:24:12,489 --> 00:24:14,889 I want both you boys in there with me 438 00:24:15,716 --> 00:24:17,775 in the event she needs to be restrained. 439 00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:20,135 Have either one of you ever been involved in an exorcism? 440 00:24:21,845 --> 00:24:23,555 You need to be strong in there. 441 00:24:24,159 --> 00:24:25,209 Understand? 442 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,040 All right, let's bring it in. 443 00:24:32,444 --> 00:24:35,608 - This isn't a ball game, boys. - You. 444 00:24:35,776 --> 00:24:37,652 I always try to start with a little humor. 445 00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:40,422 Check this one out. A priest, a rabb... 446 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:41,448 It's over now. 447 00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:43,848 Let's go. 448 00:24:47,534 --> 00:24:48,455 Now. 449 00:24:48,624 --> 00:24:49,624 Right now. 450 00:24:57,708 --> 00:25:01,309 Demons will do everything in their power to keep from getting expelled. 451 00:25:01,434 --> 00:25:02,761 And their powers are great. 452 00:25:03,364 --> 00:25:04,971 And they know everything about us... 453 00:25:05,374 --> 00:25:07,935 Facts, dreams, inner desires. 454 00:25:08,237 --> 00:25:10,268 And they won't hesitate to use them against you. 455 00:25:14,649 --> 00:25:15,949 What's going on? 456 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,210 We're here to help. 457 00:25:19,154 --> 00:25:21,104 But I don't need any help. I'm fine. 458 00:25:21,281 --> 00:25:22,947 See that? She's fine. Great work. 459 00:25:23,116 --> 00:25:25,116 - Who's up for some fro-yo? - She's lying... 460 00:25:25,931 --> 00:25:27,149 to get us to leave. 461 00:25:27,274 --> 00:25:30,048 If I woke up and there were two dudes and a priest standing over me, 462 00:25:30,173 --> 00:25:31,273 I'd lie too. 463 00:25:32,386 --> 00:25:33,374 Holy water. 464 00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:36,669 - In the name of the Father, the Son... - Stop it! Stop it! 465 00:25:37,601 --> 00:25:39,172 the Holy Ghost... Hold her down. 466 00:25:40,270 --> 00:25:41,674 Now! Hold her down. 467 00:25:46,055 --> 00:25:47,805 You're okay, you're okay. 468 00:25:49,834 --> 00:25:50,884 You're hot. 469 00:25:52,271 --> 00:25:54,104 Thank you. You're not so bad yourself. 470 00:25:54,592 --> 00:25:56,606 Maybe a little... Well, young. 471 00:25:56,775 --> 00:25:58,987 She's using lies to distract you. 472 00:25:59,112 --> 00:26:01,402 Well, it's not fair to assume she's lying. 473 00:26:01,571 --> 00:26:02,471 Silence! 474 00:26:02,596 --> 00:26:03,947 Be gone, Satan! 475 00:26:04,332 --> 00:26:06,750 Inventor and master of all deceit, 476 00:26:06,951 --> 00:26:08,827 - be gone! - All right, you know what? 477 00:26:10,462 --> 00:26:12,962 Carson D.'s got Simon Baker on tonight. 478 00:26:13,416 --> 00:26:16,126 That's a can't-miss, okay? I'm gonna go, you can keep exorcisizing. 479 00:26:16,645 --> 00:26:18,545 I know about Mr. Reno. 480 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:22,090 What did you say? 481 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:25,135 He was your seventh grade shop teacher. 482 00:26:25,455 --> 00:26:27,345 You placed a tack on his chair. 483 00:26:29,314 --> 00:26:31,683 How did you... Did you tell her that? 484 00:26:32,851 --> 00:26:35,103 You're the one who gave him blood poisoning. 485 00:26:35,272 --> 00:26:38,159 - No, we don't know that for sure. - Get him out of here, Gus. 486 00:26:38,284 --> 00:26:41,442 The man made a living handling rusty metals. 487 00:26:41,849 --> 00:26:44,195 Father Westley, what in God's name is going on in here? 488 00:26:49,022 --> 00:26:50,316 Good luck, guys. 489 00:27:04,549 --> 00:27:07,799 You sure you didn't say anything to her about Mr. Reno? 490 00:27:11,019 --> 00:27:12,569 Stay here. It's okay. 491 00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,895 The most high God commands you! 492 00:27:17,309 --> 00:27:20,542 Nomine patris, et filii, et spiritus sancti... 493 00:27:26,643 --> 00:27:27,743 Double whoa. 494 00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:34,900 It's over. 495 00:27:35,753 --> 00:27:36,853 She's clean. 496 00:27:42,139 --> 00:27:45,298 - How's she doing? - She's exhausted and a bit confused. 497 00:27:45,926 --> 00:27:48,259 I have to say, she really seems like her old self. 498 00:27:48,427 --> 00:27:50,303 I can't thank you all enough. 499 00:27:50,471 --> 00:27:53,171 It's Father Westley who deserves the credit. 500 00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:54,933 I was just doing the Lord's work. 501 00:27:55,362 --> 00:27:56,851 Thank you, Father. 502 00:28:04,566 --> 00:28:08,498 There has to be an explanation for why Agatha was acting nuts. 503 00:28:08,759 --> 00:28:10,648 - Tell me you have something there. - I wish. 504 00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:13,573 Her toxicology report just came back negative. 505 00:28:14,162 --> 00:28:15,919 Are you getting a premonition? 506 00:28:16,044 --> 00:28:17,594 No, just a head rush. 507 00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:20,448 Happens to me quite a bit when I'm sleep deprived. 508 00:28:20,927 --> 00:28:23,962 Spencer, you're wrong about this one. That girl was murdered. 509 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,881 - That's not humanly possible. - And how come? 510 00:28:27,049 --> 00:28:29,467 - Because you think she was murdered. - I guess we'll see. 511 00:28:29,636 --> 00:28:31,094 - We will see. - We'll see. 512 00:28:31,262 --> 00:28:32,345 I just said that. 513 00:28:32,514 --> 00:28:33,514 Boys. 514 00:28:36,511 --> 00:28:39,978 So, if she had any drug in her system, it would show up on this report? 515 00:28:42,324 --> 00:28:45,566 No, just the ones they test for. The standard narcotics, why? 516 00:28:45,734 --> 00:28:48,034 Do you have a specific drug in mind? 517 00:28:48,470 --> 00:28:49,470 Not yet. 518 00:28:51,095 --> 00:28:52,645 bursts of energy. 519 00:28:52,906 --> 00:28:54,826 Hey, Gus. What is up? 520 00:28:54,995 --> 00:28:56,577 Why are you sitting at my desk? 521 00:28:56,745 --> 00:28:59,153 Just working on my status updates. Check this one out... 522 00:28:59,278 --> 00:29:01,480 "Shawn Spencer is trading in his Chevy 523 00:29:01,605 --> 00:29:04,964 "for a Cadillac-a-lac-a-lac-a-lac." 524 00:29:05,487 --> 00:29:06,421 Then why... 525 00:29:06,762 --> 00:29:08,407 - Then why were you... - What? 526 00:29:08,532 --> 00:29:10,343 Why are you reading my index of medications? 527 00:29:10,468 --> 00:29:11,676 Because it's hilarious. 528 00:29:11,845 --> 00:29:15,013 The section on medications that treat urinary infections made me pee my pants. 529 00:29:15,738 --> 00:29:17,682 Which is ironic if you think about it. 530 00:29:17,996 --> 00:29:21,102 - You're on to something, aren't you? - Yep. Got to go. Thanks for the cake. 531 00:29:21,521 --> 00:29:23,721 That's a sponge to moisten stamps. 532 00:29:25,494 --> 00:29:29,294 Dad? You know I hate coming here, but I need more partner advice. 533 00:29:38,029 --> 00:29:39,203 Well, this is sad. 534 00:29:40,130 --> 00:29:41,748 You haven't gone to bed, have you? 535 00:29:41,917 --> 00:29:44,125 I tried, but it's this game. It keeps calling me back. 536 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:47,754 It lets you feel like a cop without all the guilt after you shoot someone. 537 00:29:51,757 --> 00:29:53,009 What are you doing? 538 00:29:54,947 --> 00:29:57,865 Kids your age should not be cooped up inside playing video games all day. 539 00:29:57,990 --> 00:30:00,850 You should be outdoors feeding pigeons, and driving with your blinker on. 540 00:30:01,022 --> 00:30:02,518 What do you want, Shawn? 541 00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:02,518 What do you want, Shawn? 542 00:30:02,687 --> 00:30:05,772 You remember I asked you what you should do when you think your partner's wrong? 543 00:30:07,210 --> 00:30:09,066 What do you do when you know they are? 544 00:30:10,446 --> 00:30:11,653 That's simple... 545 00:30:12,051 --> 00:30:13,640 You tell them the truth. 546 00:30:13,990 --> 00:30:15,864 But in the most respectful way possible. 547 00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:20,536 You were wrong. 548 00:30:20,989 --> 00:30:23,790 Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Finger-guns. 549 00:30:24,181 --> 00:30:25,847 Wrong. Wrong. 550 00:30:25,972 --> 00:30:28,411 - Wrong on your weenie. - Shawn, put down the finger-guns. 551 00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:30,429 Agatha wasn't possessed. She was drugged. 552 00:30:30,554 --> 00:30:32,707 I saw the toxicology report, she was clean. 553 00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:36,053 The preliminary report, sure. But they don't test for everything. 554 00:30:36,178 --> 00:30:39,296 I made a list of medications with psychological side effects 555 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:40,987 and had them test for those as well. 556 00:30:41,112 --> 00:30:43,101 And guess which one they found in her system. 557 00:30:45,464 --> 00:30:46,771 L-dopa. 558 00:30:47,195 --> 00:30:49,565 - The parkinson's medication? - Correctamundo. 559 00:30:50,259 --> 00:30:52,616 And do you know what happens to someone who takes L-dopa 560 00:30:52,741 --> 00:30:54,661 that doesn't have Parkinson's? 561 00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:57,309 They experience extreme emotional states, 562 00:30:57,434 --> 00:31:00,350 disillusionment, and uncontrollable bursts of energy. 563 00:31:00,475 --> 00:31:02,477 What's up? Sound like anyone we know? 564 00:31:02,602 --> 00:31:05,112 That doesn't explain the lamp, or how Lucy knew the German, 565 00:31:05,237 --> 00:31:06,301 or the tack story. 566 00:31:06,426 --> 00:31:08,584 All right, in order. The lamp... 567 00:31:09,246 --> 00:31:11,546 The chick was flailing about, she was grabbing at everything. 568 00:31:14,108 --> 00:31:15,174 The German... 569 00:31:18,294 --> 00:31:20,502 Etcetera is a line from Run Lola Run, 570 00:31:20,627 --> 00:31:23,300 which according to her page is her favorite movie. 571 00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:26,229 I mean, it's a nice little film, but favorite? Really? 572 00:31:26,354 --> 00:31:28,604 It ends in the middle and starts all over again... 573 00:31:28,772 --> 00:31:31,341 Anyway, speaking of personal networking sites, 574 00:31:31,466 --> 00:31:34,862 I forgot that our good friend stumpy from grade school 575 00:31:34,987 --> 00:31:37,905 posted the following message on my page a few months back. 576 00:31:38,487 --> 00:31:40,900 "Hello, Shawn. Remember when you put that tack 577 00:31:41,025 --> 00:31:43,879 "on Mr. Reno's chair and gave him blood poisoning?" 578 00:31:44,004 --> 00:31:45,299 Stumpy wasn't british. 579 00:31:45,424 --> 00:31:47,674 My page is open for public viewing 580 00:31:47,799 --> 00:31:49,676 so that our potential clients can check us out. 581 00:31:49,801 --> 00:31:52,844 Clearly she went onto it after we stopped by yesterday. 582 00:31:53,873 --> 00:31:56,112 So, you think they were just popping Parkinson's pills? 583 00:31:56,237 --> 00:31:57,925 They were being given to them secretly. 584 00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:58,987 By who? 585 00:31:59,112 --> 00:32:01,050 Someone with access to the medication... 586 00:32:01,175 --> 00:32:03,306 Which brings me to the bad news. 587 00:32:07,110 --> 00:32:08,297 Father Westley? 588 00:32:09,192 --> 00:32:10,729 He was diagnosed ten years ago. 589 00:32:11,610 --> 00:32:13,693 I'm sorry, dude. It all checks out. 590 00:32:14,188 --> 00:32:16,151 - Guess what he takes. - L-dopa. 591 00:32:16,506 --> 00:32:17,444 Every day. 592 00:32:18,243 --> 00:32:20,198 No. There's no way. 593 00:32:22,534 --> 00:32:23,743 Think about it, Gus. 594 00:32:24,112 --> 00:32:27,549 Back in the'70s, when disco and exorcisms were all the rage, 595 00:32:27,674 --> 00:32:28,622 he was the man. 596 00:32:29,110 --> 00:32:33,085 Strutting around, exorcising demons in his polyester cassock. 597 00:32:33,210 --> 00:32:35,172 Cut to 30 years later, and all the younger members 598 00:32:35,297 --> 00:32:37,277 of the church treat him like a crazy old man. 599 00:32:37,402 --> 00:32:41,802 So what does he do? He tries to create a possession to prove them all wrong. 600 00:32:42,228 --> 00:32:46,015 He drugs the chick with the Ouija board. That goes terribly awry. 601 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,643 He realizes he has one last chance. 602 00:32:50,062 --> 00:32:52,424 When he learns that Lucy was next to her when she died. 603 00:32:52,549 --> 00:32:55,233 So he makes her possessed. 604 00:33:01,633 --> 00:33:03,324 I really am sorry, buddy. 605 00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:16,921 - You're doing okay? - Oh, I can't complain. 606 00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:19,981 My vows of poverty and abstinence 607 00:33:20,106 --> 00:33:23,511 that I took 40 years ago prepared me quite well for prison life. 608 00:33:28,671 --> 00:33:30,434 You believe I'm innocent, right? 609 00:33:31,079 --> 00:33:31,924 I do. 610 00:33:32,448 --> 00:33:34,380 But I need your help to prove it. 611 00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:36,981 Do you know anyone who had access to your medication? 612 00:33:37,106 --> 00:33:39,270 Well, I suppose there were a lot. 613 00:33:39,395 --> 00:33:43,043 You know, I kept it in the top drawer of my desk, 614 00:33:43,168 --> 00:33:44,864 I rarely ever locked my office. 615 00:33:45,033 --> 00:33:47,956 Do you know of anyone who may have had it out for Agatha? 616 00:33:55,968 --> 00:34:00,339 Actually, someone does come to mind. 617 00:34:00,599 --> 00:34:01,340 Who? 618 00:34:01,834 --> 00:34:03,676 I'm afraid I can't tell you that. 619 00:34:04,481 --> 00:34:06,595 They revealed it to me during confession. 620 00:34:06,764 --> 00:34:08,990 You can't make this exception just once? 621 00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:11,530 As a man of the cloth, you know I can't. 622 00:34:12,019 --> 00:34:13,603 How about a man of the orange cloth? 623 00:34:14,834 --> 00:34:16,675 Your freedom is at stake here. 624 00:34:17,367 --> 00:34:20,901 I have total faith that the Lord will get me through this, Gus. 625 00:34:23,071 --> 00:34:27,073 Until then, I have my Bible to give me strength. 626 00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:30,202 Proverbs 11:6. 627 00:34:31,931 --> 00:34:34,332 It's been especially comforting to me as of late. 628 00:34:36,444 --> 00:34:37,455 Time's up. 629 00:34:39,086 --> 00:34:39,947 Dad? 630 00:34:50,487 --> 00:34:52,772 - Is that you? - Yeah. Yeah, it's me. 631 00:34:52,897 --> 00:34:54,640 But there's no reason to come down. 632 00:34:54,765 --> 00:34:58,547 I'm just here... I'm just here to finish up the painting. 633 00:35:00,050 --> 00:35:01,901 Where have you been? I need to talk to you. 634 00:35:02,608 --> 00:35:04,779 - Now is not the best time. - Father Westley is innocent. 635 00:35:04,904 --> 00:35:05,610 What? 636 00:35:05,735 --> 00:35:07,869 Someone confided in him that they had it out for Agatha. 637 00:35:07,994 --> 00:35:10,701 But he can't say who it is because it was told to him during confession. 638 00:35:11,186 --> 00:35:14,914 What are you saying? You have a hunch based on unverifiable information? 639 00:35:15,362 --> 00:35:17,385 That's what you use to solve every case. 640 00:35:17,510 --> 00:35:19,126 Okay, that stings. It's true, though. 641 00:35:20,180 --> 00:35:21,284 What else did he say? 642 00:35:21,409 --> 00:35:24,217 He did say he's been getting strength from a particular proverb. 643 00:35:24,342 --> 00:35:27,176 All right, fine. Let's do a quick list. "You can't teach an old dog new tricks"? 644 00:35:27,517 --> 00:35:29,338 "A bird in the hand's worth two in the bush"? 645 00:35:29,463 --> 00:35:33,099 - "If it's brown, flush it down"? - Shawn, proverbs 11:6. The Bible. 646 00:35:36,690 --> 00:35:39,018 - What's going on in here? - Nothing is going on. 647 00:35:39,143 --> 00:35:40,459 Where is your Bible? 648 00:35:42,019 --> 00:35:44,026 I don't know. That's a good question. 649 00:35:44,195 --> 00:35:45,798 - Where did I put it? - Gosh. 650 00:35:49,422 --> 00:35:51,026 - Really? - Here, let me see that. 651 00:35:51,910 --> 00:35:55,204 All right, look, this is just a shot in the dark, but I think maybe... Maybe 652 00:35:55,525 --> 00:35:57,468 Father Westley was trying to tell you something 653 00:35:57,593 --> 00:35:59,584 with the proverb that he mentioned. 654 00:35:59,709 --> 00:36:01,958 Where's the table of contents in this thing? 655 00:36:02,554 --> 00:36:04,217 Tell you what, you do this, 656 00:36:04,342 --> 00:36:08,381 I am gonna go prime the outside, 'cause I'm gonna paint! 657 00:36:08,506 --> 00:36:11,206 If you leave with that bag, I will pull out my gun. 658 00:36:11,331 --> 00:36:13,081 All right, do you know what? 659 00:36:13,206 --> 00:36:15,141 You need help. 660 00:36:15,309 --> 00:36:16,733 I know. I know. 661 00:36:18,415 --> 00:36:20,256 What's happening to me? 662 00:36:20,381 --> 00:36:21,831 Okay, here it is. 663 00:36:21,956 --> 00:36:23,983 "The righteousness of the upright will save them, 664 00:36:24,212 --> 00:36:26,861 the unfaithful will be trapped by evil desires." 665 00:36:28,546 --> 00:36:29,738 The unfaithful... 666 00:36:32,005 --> 00:36:34,578 - will be trapped by evil desires. - That's good. 667 00:36:42,128 --> 00:36:43,878 - What up? - Hello, Cameron. 668 00:36:44,046 --> 00:36:45,077 Hey, guys. 669 00:36:46,055 --> 00:36:47,465 What are you doing here? 670 00:36:48,122 --> 00:36:50,571 Unfortunately, we're here to tell you that you are under arrest 671 00:36:50,696 --> 00:36:53,517 for possession of an illegal hot plate. 672 00:36:54,638 --> 00:36:55,704 What? 673 00:36:56,643 --> 00:36:58,398 Just messing with you, man. 674 00:36:58,523 --> 00:37:01,089 We were in the neighborhood. We thought we'd come by and say hey. 675 00:37:03,438 --> 00:37:05,143 Are we interrupting something? 676 00:37:05,268 --> 00:37:06,317 Well, actually... 677 00:37:11,365 --> 00:37:14,392 - What's going on? - Put a sock on the door next time. 678 00:37:14,517 --> 00:37:17,050 Lucy and I were just comforting each other. 679 00:37:18,409 --> 00:37:20,517 Is that what the church is calling it these days? 680 00:37:20,642 --> 00:37:22,041 You tell us what's going on? 681 00:37:22,242 --> 00:37:24,141 I know who was drugging Agatha, 682 00:37:24,266 --> 00:37:26,538 and it wasn't Father Westley. 683 00:37:27,105 --> 00:37:29,381 - You don't think it was me? - What do you think, Lassie? 684 00:37:29,623 --> 00:37:30,704 Absolutely. 685 00:37:30,829 --> 00:37:33,439 Great, now I know for sure that it was... 686 00:37:33,966 --> 00:37:34,857 Lucy. 687 00:37:36,253 --> 00:37:38,203 - What are you talking about? - Come on. 688 00:37:38,328 --> 00:37:39,244 Admit it. 689 00:37:39,369 --> 00:37:42,017 You wanted Cam the whole time that he and Agatha were together. 690 00:37:42,673 --> 00:37:44,007 That's so not true. 691 00:37:44,132 --> 00:37:46,579 Yeah, Lucy and I have always just been friends. 692 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,418 Cam, don't be so naive. Men and women can't be friends. 693 00:37:49,629 --> 00:37:51,027 When Harry met Sally. 694 00:37:51,268 --> 00:37:54,740 It also taught us that women often fake orgasms. 695 00:37:55,637 --> 00:37:58,035 Lucy, you wanted him badly. 696 00:37:58,203 --> 00:37:59,870 So badly it was filling you with guilt. 697 00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:02,828 So much guilt that you had to go and confess to someone 698 00:38:02,953 --> 00:38:04,998 in order to get it off your chest, isn't that right? 699 00:38:05,404 --> 00:38:07,335 Did Father Westley tell you about that? 700 00:38:09,198 --> 00:38:10,214 You just did. 701 00:38:10,383 --> 00:38:11,829 I know how this movie ends. 702 00:38:12,684 --> 00:38:14,877 She desperately wanted them to break up. 703 00:38:15,002 --> 00:38:17,142 So she stole Father Westley's medication 704 00:38:17,267 --> 00:38:18,848 and secretly gave it to Agatha 705 00:38:19,016 --> 00:38:22,434 hoping the poor girl would act so crazy that Cameron would dump her. 706 00:38:22,602 --> 00:38:24,895 But Agatha ended up dumping him, but that didn't matter. 707 00:38:25,063 --> 00:38:28,452 Because Lucy got what Lucy wanted. But there was a problem. 708 00:38:28,577 --> 00:38:30,868 The medication made Agatha too crazy. 709 00:38:34,392 --> 00:38:35,990 And then Lucy was trapped. 710 00:38:36,259 --> 00:38:39,329 'Cause it was only a matter of time before someone uncovered your plan. 711 00:38:39,454 --> 00:38:41,707 Then she overheard Father Westley's proclamation. 712 00:38:41,832 --> 00:38:43,332 She was possessed. 713 00:38:43,690 --> 00:38:47,005 And she figured she had the perfect thing to throw us off the trail. 714 00:38:47,379 --> 00:38:50,892 Props to you for your performance as a possessed girl. 715 00:38:51,017 --> 00:38:52,487 Linda Blair would be proud. 716 00:38:52,612 --> 00:38:55,890 And now you can do your best impression of her inchained heat. 717 00:38:56,015 --> 00:38:57,015 And? 718 00:38:57,226 --> 00:38:58,643 - Red heat. - Right. 719 00:38:58,768 --> 00:38:59,892 Two prison movies! 720 00:39:01,767 --> 00:39:02,683 Is this true? 721 00:39:09,226 --> 00:39:11,454 I never meant to hurt her, honest. 722 00:39:13,058 --> 00:39:15,443 I just knew that she wasn't right for you. 723 00:39:23,418 --> 00:39:24,374 Let's go. 724 00:39:40,616 --> 00:39:42,169 Okay, you're up. 725 00:39:43,386 --> 00:39:47,269 Look, I'm having second thoughts about this whole confession thing. 726 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,082 - You promised me you'd go just once. - I know, I know I did. 727 00:39:50,207 --> 00:39:52,860 But it's Father Westley, and he knows me. 728 00:39:52,985 --> 00:39:54,652 And it just... It feels weird. 729 00:39:55,113 --> 00:39:57,508 Trust me, you'll feel better about yourself. 730 00:39:58,215 --> 00:39:59,060 Go on. 731 00:40:02,412 --> 00:40:03,453 Wrong door. 732 00:40:14,285 --> 00:40:16,298 Bless me father for I have sinned, it's been... 733 00:40:18,136 --> 00:40:19,359 Carry the one... 734 00:40:21,674 --> 00:40:24,181 15 years since my last confession. 735 00:40:26,327 --> 00:40:27,601 That's not very priestly... 736 00:40:28,687 --> 00:40:29,707 I don't think. 737 00:40:31,290 --> 00:40:33,402 Whatever. As far as the sinning goes, 738 00:40:33,527 --> 00:40:36,470 I'm a little unclear as to what's still on the list nowadays. 739 00:40:36,595 --> 00:40:39,196 I'm assuming that stealing is still a no-no, right? 740 00:40:39,527 --> 00:40:41,323 - That's correct. - Okay, and then greed? 741 00:40:42,243 --> 00:40:44,117 - Impure thoughts? - Big time. 742 00:40:44,286 --> 00:40:46,870 You have any place you need to be soon? This could take a while. 743 00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:50,078 Let's start with the lying. I do it all the time. 744 00:40:50,203 --> 00:40:53,026 But here's the good news: nature of my job. 745 00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:54,920 Yeah, go on. 746 00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:59,298 I'd rather switch over to stealing, if you don't mind. 747 00:40:59,468 --> 00:41:03,223 I don't do it often, but something's been gnawing at me lately. 748 00:41:04,487 --> 00:41:06,241 Gus, can you hear me? 749 00:41:08,978 --> 00:41:11,704 Here's the thing, I've been stealing food 750 00:41:11,829 --> 00:41:14,506 that Gus hides in his desk and eating it. 751 00:41:14,958 --> 00:41:17,751 And then blaming it on the cleaning lady Onelia. 752 00:41:18,195 --> 00:41:20,081 I knew it! I knew it! 753 00:41:20,517 --> 00:41:21,516 Damn it. 754 00:41:22,452 --> 00:41:24,116 Was that word a sin? 755 00:41:24,284 --> 00:41:25,117 I'm sorry. 756 00:41:26,108 --> 00:41:29,549 One thing I wasn't lying about was the commercial jingles. 757 00:41:30,255 --> 00:41:33,031 Perhaps, I could help the church out with a new theme. 758 00:41:35,644 --> 00:41:39,798 Boom, boom, boom wafers 759 00:41:41,161 --> 00:41:42,843 No, that's not it. 760 00:41:43,207 --> 00:41:45,054 That's not the one. Let me try this. 761 00:41:46,702 --> 00:41:53,187 Boom, boom, boom holy ghost 762 00:41:56,091 --> 00:41:57,907 I like that. Holy ghost.