1 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:16,547 Why is there a giant hole in my front yard? 2 00:00:17,586 --> 00:00:18,936 It's simple, dad. 3 00:00:19,649 --> 00:00:20,949 Don't get upset. 4 00:00:21,370 --> 00:00:22,594 The hole was my grave. 5 00:00:22,963 --> 00:00:23,761 What? 6 00:00:23,931 --> 00:00:25,881 Gus made me dig my own grave, 7 00:00:26,726 --> 00:00:28,185 then shot me and stole my boots. 8 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:31,228 Only he didn't bury me far enough, and the buzzards ate my entrails. 9 00:00:33,072 --> 00:00:34,072 So you... 10 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,109 You were playing cowboys and indians, huh? 11 00:00:37,277 --> 00:00:39,652 Just cowboys. Playing indians is offensive. 12 00:00:40,591 --> 00:00:43,115 And then the buzzards ate your entrails. That's awful. 13 00:00:44,030 --> 00:00:45,871 It was a tragic end to our adventure. 14 00:00:45,996 --> 00:00:49,621 But it's the realism that makes it fun. If it helps, Gus ended up getting hung 15 00:00:49,789 --> 00:00:51,832 by a one-eyed, crooked sheriff. 16 00:00:54,183 --> 00:00:57,588 - Did the buzzards eat his entrails too? - Of course they did. 17 00:00:58,158 --> 00:00:59,715 I got a game for ya. 18 00:00:59,883 --> 00:01:01,758 It's called "get your butt in my yard 19 00:01:01,926 --> 00:01:03,598 "and fill in that hole now." 20 00:01:03,723 --> 00:01:06,056 It's the realism that makes that fun too. 21 00:01:15,190 --> 00:01:16,565 He's going to kill us. 22 00:01:17,226 --> 00:01:17,941 What? 23 00:01:18,109 --> 00:01:20,319 He hasn't said a word the whole time he's been driving. 24 00:01:20,487 --> 00:01:22,602 Face it, Shawn. He's finally snapped. 25 00:01:22,727 --> 00:01:24,323 He asked us for a favor. That's all. 26 00:01:24,696 --> 00:01:26,491 We can leave anytime we want. Case in point. 27 00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:37,127 This is all your fault. You and all your practical jokes you play on him. 28 00:01:37,295 --> 00:01:39,755 Those were team-building exercises to build camaraderie. 29 00:01:39,924 --> 00:01:43,456 How do you build camaraderie by changing someone's bank account numbers? 30 00:01:45,862 --> 00:01:47,606 What the hell's going on back there? 31 00:01:47,731 --> 00:01:49,973 Look, I know I've been a tad annoying in the past. 32 00:01:50,142 --> 00:01:53,602 But shooting Gus and disposing his body in the aquifer is not the answer. 33 00:01:54,432 --> 00:01:56,647 Don't be ridiculous. I'm not gonna shoot anyone. 34 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:00,024 He didn't say anything about knifing anybody. 35 00:02:00,193 --> 00:02:03,028 - Do you really need that clarification? - It would be nice, yes. 36 00:02:04,862 --> 00:02:07,938 So what's with all the secrecy, you handsome, pasty devil? 37 00:02:09,244 --> 00:02:12,911 What we're doing isn't exactly official Santa Barbara police business, 38 00:02:13,036 --> 00:02:15,302 and it isn't exactly in my jurisdiction. 39 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:18,210 We're going to a small town. The sheriff's an old friend of mine. 40 00:02:18,378 --> 00:02:20,462 Some unexplained things have been happening at night. 41 00:02:21,114 --> 00:02:23,757 You two have a propensity for finding something from nothing, 42 00:02:25,842 --> 00:02:27,398 and I need that gift. 43 00:02:43,217 --> 00:02:44,567 Where's the town? 44 00:02:45,621 --> 00:02:46,971 This is the back. 45 00:02:48,309 --> 00:02:49,198 The back? 46 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:56,373 Just how old is Old Sonora? 47 00:02:56,686 --> 00:02:58,166 I will ask you to stifle your urge 48 00:02:58,334 --> 00:03:00,168 to make fun of everything that is decent. 49 00:03:00,336 --> 00:03:03,012 Sheriff Hank is a good man who deserves not only your respect, 50 00:03:03,137 --> 00:03:04,381 but your admiration. 51 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:12,941 Sheriff! 52 00:03:14,691 --> 00:03:16,091 Well, look at you. 53 00:03:17,065 --> 00:03:19,208 Ain't you a sight for sore eyes? 54 00:03:20,003 --> 00:03:22,149 - Thanks for coming. - How you doing, sheriff? 55 00:03:23,754 --> 00:03:25,485 These are the men I was telling you about. 56 00:03:25,654 --> 00:03:27,445 This is Burton Guster and Shawn Spencer. 57 00:03:27,694 --> 00:03:31,630 Well, pardon me, but we had a mess of trouble here last night. 58 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:34,911 Sheriff Hank Mendel. Pleasure to meet you. 59 00:03:35,079 --> 00:03:36,496 Welcome to Old Sonora. 60 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:37,882 Thank you, sheriff. 61 00:03:38,007 --> 00:03:41,134 I'm sure you've heard about what I do, how cool it is. 62 00:03:41,259 --> 00:03:43,420 You've now seen my hair, which means you're impressed, 63 00:03:43,588 --> 00:03:46,518 but let's not get wrapped up in gushy compliments. 64 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,010 I get a little self-conscious. 65 00:03:48,135 --> 00:03:50,167 Hell, I wasn't gonna even call you out here, 66 00:03:50,292 --> 00:03:51,678 but binky insisted. 67 00:03:52,326 --> 00:03:55,056 - Binky? - Oh, you don't call him binky? 68 00:03:56,021 --> 00:03:56,850 We do now. 69 00:03:57,018 --> 00:03:59,770 Sheriff Hank, why don't you tell the boys what the problem's been here? 70 00:04:00,137 --> 00:04:02,689 Well, it started out as simple vandalism. 71 00:04:04,388 --> 00:04:07,527 Somebody's been stealing our wood from sidewalks, buildings, 72 00:04:07,874 --> 00:04:08,974 fence posts. 73 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:13,366 Wood thieves. My first instinct is beavers, 74 00:04:13,534 --> 00:04:16,328 but I'm not willing to rule out those pesky keeper elves. 75 00:04:16,453 --> 00:04:19,587 - What else do you got? - Well, our water's been poisoned, 76 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:21,616 and check this out. 77 00:04:23,112 --> 00:04:26,171 There's been a stench in the air that wasn't there before. 78 00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:28,507 That's funny. I don't smell anything. 79 00:04:28,675 --> 00:04:29,975 Gosh. Cat urine. 80 00:04:31,092 --> 00:04:33,386 Don't mind him. Cat pee is Gus's kryptonite. 81 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:35,977 As a child, he was locked in a closet 82 00:04:36,102 --> 00:04:38,540 with the family's incontinent tabby, Mr. B. 83 00:04:38,954 --> 00:04:41,394 - It's a very long story. - No, it's not. That's the story. 84 00:04:41,562 --> 00:04:42,840 Breathe through your mouth. 85 00:04:42,965 --> 00:04:45,273 Since then, things have gotten more aggressive. 86 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,680 Stuff has been stolen, 87 00:04:48,192 --> 00:04:49,192 misplaced, 88 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:50,747 destroyed. 89 00:04:50,872 --> 00:04:53,088 And folks are starting to get nervous. 90 00:04:53,213 --> 00:04:55,283 And it's my job to protect them. 91 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,248 Drop your weapon and come peaceably. 92 00:05:01,642 --> 00:05:03,741 Well, sheriff, I ain't exactly... 93 00:05:03,866 --> 00:05:05,116 a peaceful man. 94 00:05:15,968 --> 00:05:17,889 - Holy crap. - He shot that guy. 95 00:05:18,301 --> 00:05:19,933 I know. Isn't it great? 96 00:05:30,784 --> 00:05:33,169 This is not a real town. 97 00:05:34,254 --> 00:05:35,699 It's a tourist trap. 98 00:06:17,575 --> 00:06:19,743 Psych 403 "High Noon-ish" 99 00:06:19,911 --> 00:06:21,587 Psych Team 100 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:32,161 Listen closely 'cause I'm gonna only say this once. 101 00:06:32,286 --> 00:06:35,926 Old Sonora is an old historic mining town with buildings recreated 102 00:06:36,094 --> 00:06:37,913 to capture the spirit of the old west. 103 00:06:38,038 --> 00:06:40,610 I spent every weekend of my childhood in this beloved place, 104 00:06:40,735 --> 00:06:42,861 and I am not about to let some faceless coward 105 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:45,413 who only comes out at night tear it down. 106 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:48,438 I need you two to find out who's doing this... and fast. 107 00:06:52,415 --> 00:06:54,527 All right. Count on us. 108 00:06:54,695 --> 00:06:55,945 I knew I could. 109 00:06:57,699 --> 00:06:59,324 Here's your bedrolls. Good luck. 110 00:07:00,230 --> 00:07:02,734 - We're sleeping here? - Well, it happens at night, 111 00:07:02,859 --> 00:07:05,080 - so you have to stay here at night. - What about you? 112 00:07:05,542 --> 00:07:07,670 Are you kidding? I can't be caught investigating here. 113 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:10,167 Do you know how far out of my jurisdiction we are? 114 00:07:12,073 --> 00:07:14,339 - See you later, Hank. - Thanks for your help, binky. 115 00:07:14,606 --> 00:07:16,857 You got it. I'll check back with you in the morning. 116 00:07:16,982 --> 00:07:19,632 Wait, so you expect me to stay here the entire night? 117 00:07:19,921 --> 00:07:21,638 Binky! Come back. 118 00:07:23,224 --> 00:07:25,074 I hope you boys like beans. 119 00:07:33,518 --> 00:07:36,695 If this turns into Blazing Saddles, I'm out of here. 120 00:07:38,611 --> 00:07:40,296 - Pull that. - Stop. 121 00:07:40,551 --> 00:07:41,851 Tell me, Hank... 122 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:44,213 Have you ever seen this vandal? 123 00:07:47,427 --> 00:07:48,414 I've felt 'em. 124 00:07:49,615 --> 00:07:51,334 Was that in an appropriate way? 125 00:07:51,502 --> 00:07:52,877 I felt their presence. 126 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:54,429 I see. 127 00:07:55,491 --> 00:07:57,674 Can you think of any other explanation 128 00:07:58,134 --> 00:08:00,677 for why this town is falling apart? 129 00:08:00,961 --> 00:08:02,721 Are you talking about the ghost rider? 130 00:08:06,898 --> 00:08:08,453 What do you mean by ghost rider? 131 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:11,855 According to the legends, he was a horse thief that met his fate 132 00:08:12,023 --> 00:08:13,248 at the end of a rope. 133 00:08:13,373 --> 00:08:16,496 They say his spirit still haunts these parts. 134 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:19,224 Now I, myself, don't cater to this tale, 135 00:08:19,349 --> 00:08:21,903 no matter how many people out here see him. 136 00:08:23,346 --> 00:08:26,244 - I'm out of here. I'm calling a cab. - Those things don't work out here. 137 00:08:26,648 --> 00:08:29,006 We got no TVs, no radio, 138 00:08:29,131 --> 00:08:30,415 no refrigerators. 139 00:08:31,189 --> 00:08:33,668 Sounds like prison, except they have all those things. 140 00:08:33,836 --> 00:08:35,026 Would you stop it? 141 00:08:35,646 --> 00:08:37,406 How long have you known binky, Hank? 142 00:08:37,965 --> 00:08:39,090 30 years or so. 143 00:08:39,546 --> 00:08:41,134 Used to come here every weekend. 144 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:42,927 His pa wasn't around that much, 145 00:08:43,095 --> 00:08:45,988 and his ma worked days, so she dropped him off Saturdays. 146 00:08:46,557 --> 00:08:49,142 I guess he needed somebody. I suppose I did too. 147 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:50,925 We've been close ever since. 148 00:08:51,050 --> 00:08:52,937 In fact, he's about the nearest thing 149 00:08:53,105 --> 00:08:55,192 I got to... family. 150 00:08:57,568 --> 00:08:59,486 I didn't know that about Lassie's papa. 151 00:09:01,072 --> 00:09:02,614 His pa wasn't around much, Gus. 152 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,199 What are you doing? 153 00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:07,808 You hear that? 154 00:09:08,455 --> 00:09:10,195 Something's spooking the horses. 155 00:09:13,992 --> 00:09:15,555 What the hell are we doing? 156 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,080 I don't know, Gus. 157 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:21,121 I think I'm starting to get why Lassie loves this place so much. 158 00:09:21,246 --> 00:09:22,885 It represents a simpler time 159 00:09:23,010 --> 00:09:26,058 when people weren't so preoccupied with the distractions of modern life. 160 00:09:26,183 --> 00:09:27,623 Like living past age 40. 161 00:09:27,748 --> 00:09:29,683 All right, you be your cynical self. 162 00:09:29,808 --> 00:09:32,477 I'm just saying. Technology is way overrated. 163 00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:35,656 That's interesting. Yesterday you told me you intend 164 00:09:35,781 --> 00:09:38,302 - on having your wedding in space. - And that hasn't changed. 165 00:09:38,994 --> 00:09:41,401 I'm just saying I think the past is also worth preserving. 166 00:09:41,686 --> 00:09:44,110 Your people have a much affectionate memory 167 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:46,032 of this period of history than my people do. 168 00:09:46,507 --> 00:09:50,072 What are you talking about? We saw Posse together in theaters. 169 00:09:56,691 --> 00:09:58,091 I want to go home. 170 00:09:58,253 --> 00:09:59,653 Yeah, that's fair. 171 00:10:05,819 --> 00:10:07,037 Here's how it's gonna go. 172 00:10:07,162 --> 00:10:09,274 We're gonna tell Hank his town's old and decrepit, 173 00:10:09,399 --> 00:10:11,799 and he should be glad it didn't fall down ten years ago. 174 00:10:11,924 --> 00:10:14,925 There is no saboteur, no vandal, no bad guy. 175 00:10:15,050 --> 00:10:17,334 At the worst, he has a terrible cat problem. 176 00:10:19,315 --> 00:10:21,362 - Watch your feet! - Watch my feet? 177 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:23,831 - I'm leading the way. - Your stride is too long, Shawn. 178 00:10:24,007 --> 00:10:26,117 It's your ridiculous gait. That's the problem. 179 00:10:26,242 --> 00:10:28,192 No, your shoes are too large. 180 00:10:30,786 --> 00:10:31,786 What? 181 00:10:32,242 --> 00:10:33,342 Don't panic. 182 00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:49,913 - There's no Hank. - No horses. 183 00:10:56,954 --> 00:10:58,456 What is that sound? 184 00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:01,740 Look out! 185 00:11:29,214 --> 00:11:31,167 - Bring him in. - I don't believe this. 186 00:11:31,292 --> 00:11:33,596 I sent you two out there to find out what the heck's going on, 187 00:11:33,721 --> 00:11:35,513 and you get sheriff Hank run over by horses? 188 00:11:35,638 --> 00:11:38,104 First of all, I don't even know how to get someone run over. 189 00:11:38,229 --> 00:11:40,967 And as long as we're assigning blame, the horses shouldn't get off scot-free. 190 00:11:41,092 --> 00:11:44,169 We feel terrible about this, even it was Hank who left us there all alone. 191 00:11:44,294 --> 00:11:46,140 You're lucky he didn't get killed. 192 00:11:47,905 --> 00:11:49,696 I don't want him bleeding all over my couch. 193 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,032 There you go. 194 00:11:51,201 --> 00:11:52,241 Easy. 195 00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:55,119 - That's better. - He should be in an emergency room. 196 00:11:55,483 --> 00:11:57,859 - No hospitals. - He doesn't believe in 'em. 197 00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:00,207 Says the only way he's ever gonna go in one is feet-first. 198 00:12:00,377 --> 00:12:02,001 Come here. Let's put it up here. 199 00:12:02,361 --> 00:12:03,549 Let's take a look. 200 00:12:04,572 --> 00:12:06,631 Guys, this is deep. This man has got to see a doctor. 201 00:12:06,878 --> 00:12:08,673 I don't even have anything to numb the pain. 202 00:12:08,798 --> 00:12:11,403 That's okay. I don't believe in anesthetics. 203 00:12:11,528 --> 00:12:13,486 Gus, just bite down on my big toe. 204 00:12:13,611 --> 00:12:15,847 It'll make me forget about the pain in my leg. 205 00:12:16,016 --> 00:12:17,267 I'm not. 206 00:12:17,435 --> 00:12:20,177 Damn it, Gus, when a man asks you to bite his toe, you bite his toe. 207 00:12:20,355 --> 00:12:21,988 - You do it. - Drink this. 208 00:12:23,274 --> 00:12:24,399 Much obliged. 209 00:12:25,258 --> 00:12:27,873 Hank, I just want to say on behalf of Gus and I, 210 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,029 thank you very much for saving our lives. 211 00:12:30,306 --> 00:12:32,657 I'm the sheriff. That's what I'm paid for. 212 00:12:32,825 --> 00:12:35,200 Technically, you're not a real sheriff, and when you say "they", 213 00:12:35,325 --> 00:12:38,162 you mean you, being that you own the town, which isn't really a town. 214 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,991 - Why? - Just hurry up and do this, will ya? 215 00:12:41,118 --> 00:12:42,875 I got to open them gates by 9:00. 216 00:12:44,703 --> 00:12:48,057 Pal, you're not going anywhere for quite a while even if I do get this sewn up. 217 00:12:48,182 --> 00:12:50,948 Old Sonora hasn't closed in 45 years 218 00:12:51,073 --> 00:12:52,468 and it ain't gonna close today. 219 00:12:53,181 --> 00:12:54,631 Spencer, come here. 220 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:59,058 With everything that's been going on out there 221 00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:01,811 now finding this dead body, the county wants to shut down Old Sonora 222 00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:04,439 which means not only will a place that teaches children lessons 223 00:13:04,607 --> 00:13:07,553 from a simpler time be lost forever, but sheriff Hank will be left destitute, 224 00:13:07,678 --> 00:13:09,630 and I will not let that happen. 225 00:13:10,685 --> 00:13:12,023 Don't worry, binky. 226 00:13:12,148 --> 00:13:13,364 I already have a plan. 227 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:35,080 All right, everybody, take a good look. 228 00:13:36,131 --> 00:13:37,180 Keep looking. 229 00:13:37,756 --> 00:13:39,449 Drink it in. 230 00:13:40,447 --> 00:13:41,447 Like a... 231 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,771 bottle of laudanum. 232 00:13:45,076 --> 00:13:47,774 - There a point to this? - There's a point. This. 233 00:13:48,009 --> 00:13:50,309 There's a new sheriff in town, guys. 234 00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:52,010 It's me. 235 00:13:52,575 --> 00:13:54,192 It's just for a couple days. 236 00:13:54,573 --> 00:13:56,776 We all know how we feel about old Hank. 237 00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:58,447 The man loves beans. 238 00:13:58,572 --> 00:14:00,823 So I'll be helping out after the accident last night. 239 00:14:00,948 --> 00:14:02,038 And don't worry. 240 00:14:02,234 --> 00:14:05,458 I'm not gonna go changing too much about the way things work around here. 241 00:14:05,854 --> 00:14:06,904 At least... 242 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,700 - not right away. - Maybe after lunch. 243 00:14:09,825 --> 00:14:12,715 I would like the opportunity to sit down with each of you, 244 00:14:13,071 --> 00:14:14,759 ask a few probing questions, and... 245 00:14:17,574 --> 00:14:19,315 Get to know you a little better. 246 00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:23,202 We can do that later. 247 00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:27,769 They're not very helpful, are they? 248 00:14:27,894 --> 00:14:30,518 - How about I wear the spurs? - How about the sheriff wears the spurs? 249 00:14:30,643 --> 00:14:32,973 How about you kiss my blacksmith ass? 250 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,923 That was county. They got an I.D. on the body outside of Old Sonora. 251 00:14:46,048 --> 00:14:48,543 - He's a Santa Barbara resident. - Yes, that is awesome! 252 00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:53,019 That's gonna at least get us some sort of access to this case. 253 00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:56,300 - I'm calling the county sheriff. - It gets a little more strange. 254 00:14:57,149 --> 00:14:59,095 What, he's a hobo, a drifter, 255 00:14:59,263 --> 00:15:02,098 a psycho with a longstanding grudge against beloved childhood institutions? 256 00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,976 He's a multimillionaire businessman. Frank McBain. 257 00:15:05,144 --> 00:15:07,326 Got a house up on the hill. Been missing for a few days. 258 00:15:07,451 --> 00:15:09,156 Wife thought he was on a business trip. 259 00:15:09,281 --> 00:15:10,281 All right, 260 00:15:10,765 --> 00:15:13,860 so let's figure out what he was doing wandering alone 261 00:15:14,029 --> 00:15:15,987 in the hills of Old Sonora in sneakers and shorts. 262 00:15:16,112 --> 00:15:18,629 In the meantime, I'm gonna call a buddy of mine who's a county judge, 263 00:15:18,754 --> 00:15:20,617 get a warrant for McBain's office. 264 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:27,120 The McBain homicide is a county case. The chief made it very clear 265 00:15:27,245 --> 00:15:30,168 - you are not to get involved. - Damn it, whose side are you on? 266 00:15:30,468 --> 00:15:33,337 I am just following jurisdictional protocol like you taught me to do. 267 00:15:34,784 --> 00:15:36,799 Sometimes there are exceptions. 268 00:15:47,902 --> 00:15:48,976 Look at this. 269 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:52,861 All of the acreage around Old Sonora has been purchased by McBain, 270 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,735 which means the only land that he doesn't own is Hank's. 271 00:15:55,904 --> 00:15:57,291 And Hank will never sell. 272 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,155 - What's this? - That's the new toll road. 273 00:15:59,476 --> 00:16:01,728 This road's supposed to run ten miles south of here. 274 00:16:01,909 --> 00:16:04,228 Not necessarily. The council hasn't made its final vote yet. 275 00:16:04,353 --> 00:16:06,549 So what did McBain know that we don't? 276 00:16:07,728 --> 00:16:09,415 McBain wanted Old Sonora. 277 00:16:09,584 --> 00:16:11,944 And he would do anything to get it, including wrecking the town, 278 00:16:12,069 --> 00:16:14,400 tryingto shut it down, now getting Hank run over by horses. 279 00:16:14,525 --> 00:16:15,675 We solved it! 280 00:16:17,383 --> 00:16:19,200 Detective Lassiter and O'Hara, 281 00:16:19,325 --> 00:16:22,150 you remember sheriff Becker from the county sheriff's office. 282 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:24,969 Sheriff Becker just informed me that you have been sticking your noses 283 00:16:25,094 --> 00:16:26,452 into his investigation, 284 00:16:26,577 --> 00:16:29,227 which I recall specifically telling you not to do. 285 00:16:29,611 --> 00:16:33,064 We have cause, chief. We believe McBain was using vandalism 286 00:16:33,232 --> 00:16:35,399 to run a cherished local institution out of business. 287 00:16:35,736 --> 00:16:37,639 The name of this cherished local institution 288 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,403 wouldn't happen to be Old Sonora? 289 00:16:40,058 --> 00:16:41,425 That's neither here nor there. 290 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:43,850 The fact is we have blown this case wide open. 291 00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:47,703 Well, I hope you have some solid evidence to support those accusations. 292 00:16:48,454 --> 00:16:49,330 Of course. 293 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,166 It's obvious why McBain wanted the land. 294 00:16:52,335 --> 00:16:56,339 He's building a mass transit system in association with the new toll road. 295 00:16:56,704 --> 00:16:59,382 Probably at taxpayers' expense, the heartless bastard. 296 00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:00,795 That's a kiddie railroad. 297 00:17:05,618 --> 00:17:08,975 It's a free park that McBain is donating to the county. 298 00:17:09,805 --> 00:17:11,000 Here's the permit. 299 00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:16,219 He's calling it the ashley baird park. He's not even naming it after his wife. 300 00:17:16,344 --> 00:17:19,183 This woman is probably his mistress, which makes him a two-timer. 301 00:17:19,308 --> 00:17:20,718 Ashley Baird. 302 00:17:21,557 --> 00:17:23,558 Wasn't she the little girl who had leukemia? 303 00:17:23,683 --> 00:17:24,782 She was so brave. 304 00:17:26,702 --> 00:17:28,995 Okay, chief, maybe I jumped the gun a little bit here, 305 00:17:29,163 --> 00:17:31,914 but this McBain is one bad hombre, you got to believe me. 306 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:34,686 And we can consider this vandalism case completely closed. 307 00:17:34,811 --> 00:17:37,070 - There's a few loose ends to tie up. - Vandalis... 308 00:17:37,195 --> 00:17:38,504 We're talking about murder! 309 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,715 And now we got a prime suspect. 310 00:17:42,093 --> 00:17:43,715 You don't. What are you talking about? 311 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,387 The person who owns Old Sonora who wouldn't sell. 312 00:17:49,761 --> 00:17:51,261 That's not possible. 313 00:17:54,568 --> 00:17:57,272 Dang it, Hank, why didn't you tell me about Frank McBain? 314 00:17:57,568 --> 00:18:00,860 You watch your language, binky, and who the hell is Frank McBain? 315 00:18:01,029 --> 00:18:03,863 He's been trying to buy your land for the last two years. 316 00:18:04,031 --> 00:18:06,519 Hank, you cannot keep this kind of information from us. 317 00:18:06,644 --> 00:18:09,035 We are killing ourselves trying to find who may want to hurt you, 318 00:18:09,203 --> 00:18:11,078 and you leave a prime suspect off the table? 319 00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:15,207 No, the only folks trying to buy my land is the Sweetwater Land corp. 320 00:18:17,398 --> 00:18:19,712 I'll bet McBain used dummy corporations to make the purchases. 321 00:18:20,323 --> 00:18:23,715 It keeps prices from skyrocketing when investors see what's going on. 322 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,803 It's a good thing she's pretty. 323 00:18:29,014 --> 00:18:30,952 Now Sweetwater Land don't want to hurt me. 324 00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:33,434 They sent me two letters six months ago. 325 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:36,604 I politely declined, and I never heard from 'em again. 326 00:18:37,013 --> 00:18:39,104 Are you sure? 'cause McBain's secretary said 327 00:18:39,229 --> 00:18:41,942 he'd already been out to Old Sonora three times this month alone. 328 00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:44,028 I never spoke to the man. 329 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,404 Then who did? 330 00:18:56,018 --> 00:18:57,708 What the hell is going on here? 331 00:18:59,044 --> 00:19:01,337 This is called 19-card stud. 332 00:19:01,521 --> 00:19:04,674 Regular poker's too complicated. It makes it easier to get pairs. 333 00:19:05,082 --> 00:19:07,301 Plus, anything with a picture's wild. 334 00:19:07,706 --> 00:19:10,450 Why aren't you two out interviewing suspects 335 00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:13,557 or feeling the walls or whatever it is you do? At least do something. 336 00:19:14,129 --> 00:19:15,017 Man, I tried. 337 00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:17,727 I did. These people are kind of mean. 338 00:19:18,085 --> 00:19:20,856 It's a tough racket being sheriff. Besides, 339 00:19:21,893 --> 00:19:24,777 I got to go gun down that stinky feet fellow in about 20 minutes. 340 00:19:25,087 --> 00:19:26,896 - Stinky Pete. - You wouldn't understand. 341 00:19:27,021 --> 00:19:28,781 - You've never killed a man. - Yes, I have. 342 00:19:30,492 --> 00:19:32,987 But you've never pretend-killed one. Repeatedly. 343 00:19:33,112 --> 00:19:35,246 - Struggle with it every time. - Two times now. 344 00:19:37,082 --> 00:19:38,848 - Both times. - While you were sitting here 345 00:19:38,973 --> 00:19:40,334 playing cowboys and indians... 346 00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:42,378 Just cowboys. 347 00:19:42,546 --> 00:19:43,754 Injuns is offensive. 348 00:19:44,036 --> 00:19:46,090 - I didn't say injuns, Guster. - That's what I heard. 349 00:19:46,258 --> 00:19:47,967 - Me too. - Would you just shut up? 350 00:19:48,136 --> 00:19:50,219 Hank has managed to become our number one suspect. 351 00:19:50,595 --> 00:19:52,842 McBain wanted his land, and he was talking to somebody here. 352 00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:55,099 You two need to find out who it was. 353 00:19:56,053 --> 00:19:58,799 - You were thinking today? - A man's life is on the line. 354 00:19:58,924 --> 00:20:00,861 Get out there, and get me a lead. 355 00:20:04,283 --> 00:20:06,110 Man's all hopped up on cactus juice. 356 00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:13,860 Let's start at the saloon. 357 00:20:14,098 --> 00:20:15,198 Little lady. 358 00:20:19,599 --> 00:20:22,013 - What are you doing? - Exactly what it looks like. 359 00:20:25,877 --> 00:20:26,916 Hee-yaw now. 360 00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:42,105 Really? 361 00:20:48,362 --> 00:20:49,892 It's stinky feet! 362 00:20:50,656 --> 00:20:53,073 - He's trying to bushwhack us! - Bushwhack us? 363 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,934 That's not stinky Pete. He's a tourist. 364 00:21:06,678 --> 00:21:08,397 I think you're right about that. 365 00:21:10,309 --> 00:21:11,899 Sorry about that, friend. 366 00:21:12,595 --> 00:21:14,969 Man in my line of work can't afford to be too careful. 367 00:21:15,138 --> 00:21:16,901 I'm sure you understand. 368 00:21:20,444 --> 00:21:22,061 Hello, Miss Annie. 369 00:21:24,113 --> 00:21:27,613 I'd appreciate it if you'd refer to me as sheriff Spencer... 370 00:21:28,615 --> 00:21:29,803 Or hickory pot. 371 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,905 Or dry gulch slim. Any of those would do me just fine. 372 00:21:33,304 --> 00:21:35,743 - That's not gonna happen. - Fair enough. 373 00:21:35,868 --> 00:21:38,429 - How long have you been doing this? - About a decade. 374 00:21:38,554 --> 00:21:41,205 Five years here. Before that at Disneyland. 375 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:45,084 - They have madams at Disneyland? - No, I worked the teacups. 376 00:21:45,495 --> 00:21:46,808 I'll bet you did. 377 00:21:48,447 --> 00:21:50,453 I'm gonna have to ask you a couple of... 378 00:21:50,578 --> 00:21:52,621 uncomfortable-type questions about Hank. 379 00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:55,675 - You mean that we were lovers? - You... no. 380 00:21:55,997 --> 00:21:57,637 Not... not that uncomfortable, no. 381 00:21:58,186 --> 00:21:59,515 He broke my heart. 382 00:22:01,663 --> 00:22:03,324 But that was a long time ago. 383 00:22:03,749 --> 00:22:05,049 Ancient history. 384 00:22:12,938 --> 00:22:13,938 Hey, there. 385 00:22:14,755 --> 00:22:17,657 You the one that plays deputy sheriff Tripsy, is that right? 386 00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:20,300 That's what it says on my paycheck 387 00:22:21,052 --> 00:22:22,121 if I still get one. 388 00:22:22,837 --> 00:22:24,999 Sounds like you're not too happy with your job right now. 389 00:22:25,317 --> 00:22:28,316 Maybe you're angry enough to take it out on your boss Hank. 390 00:22:28,441 --> 00:22:29,962 Maybe you poisoned the water 391 00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:33,129 so that you could have Old Sonora all to yourself. 392 00:22:33,254 --> 00:22:35,426 Maybe even enough to kill for it? 393 00:22:36,841 --> 00:22:39,069 I don't know what you're talking about. 394 00:22:39,194 --> 00:22:40,790 And as far as Hank goes, 395 00:22:41,082 --> 00:22:42,641 I love the man like a brother. 396 00:22:43,432 --> 00:22:45,760 Please. That's what everyone says. 397 00:22:45,885 --> 00:22:47,789 - Who's everyone? - Miss Annie. 398 00:22:48,696 --> 00:22:50,274 She doesn't love him like a brother. 399 00:22:50,443 --> 00:22:52,198 Definitely not like a brother. 400 00:22:52,323 --> 00:22:54,138 Unless they have a really weird family. 401 00:22:54,263 --> 00:22:56,236 They got some serious flowers up in that attic. 402 00:22:56,361 --> 00:22:59,111 - You know what I mean. - How would I know that? 403 00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:05,140 Dude, 404 00:23:05,532 --> 00:23:07,708 he was there before the horses trampled Hank. 405 00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:11,751 Not so fast there, Tripsy. 406 00:23:12,764 --> 00:23:15,451 You see, we know that you were at the corral the other night. 407 00:23:15,576 --> 00:23:18,676 And just for the record, your nickname is extremely offensive. 408 00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:20,730 So I was up there. 409 00:23:21,016 --> 00:23:23,466 Something spooked the horses, and I went up to check on 'em. 410 00:23:23,591 --> 00:23:26,101 And I caught a glimpse of whoever it was too. 411 00:23:26,434 --> 00:23:28,103 And then he vanished. 412 00:23:32,217 --> 00:23:34,434 You're trying to tell us it was the ghost rider 413 00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:36,403 who tried to kill Hank? Please. 414 00:23:36,571 --> 00:23:38,822 - I don't like your tone, mister. - Is that right? 415 00:23:38,990 --> 00:23:41,234 'cause I've been told it's quite soothing. 416 00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,327 - Try to stay on point. - I think you're lying, Tripsy. 417 00:23:44,497 --> 00:23:46,080 It was you who spooked the horses 418 00:23:46,248 --> 00:23:49,041 because you knew dag gum well that Hank would come running. 419 00:23:49,209 --> 00:23:50,359 That's a lie! 420 00:23:50,867 --> 00:23:52,252 I love Hank Mendel. 421 00:23:54,908 --> 00:23:56,674 Get the county sheriff office on the phone. 422 00:23:56,842 --> 00:23:59,238 You tell 'em we found ourselves the vandal 423 00:23:59,636 --> 00:24:01,847 and that he might have just killed McBain too. 424 00:24:02,643 --> 00:24:03,973 Okay, boys. 425 00:24:05,055 --> 00:24:06,514 I didn't see nobody. 426 00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:09,269 But something spooked the horses, and it wasn't me, I swear. 427 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:10,980 Yeah, I was up there. 428 00:24:11,655 --> 00:24:13,280 It was for a different reason. 429 00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:15,401 I was working for McBain. 430 00:24:17,257 --> 00:24:18,070 Go on. 431 00:24:20,831 --> 00:24:22,712 He was paying me to make a list 432 00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:25,202 of all the safety violations we got around this place. 433 00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:28,413 And he was gonna use 'em to force the county to shut us down. 434 00:24:28,682 --> 00:24:29,732 After that, 435 00:24:30,350 --> 00:24:33,210 Hank would have no choice but to sell to McBain. 436 00:24:33,746 --> 00:24:35,712 And you say he was like a brother to you. 437 00:24:36,967 --> 00:24:38,757 I ain't proud of what I done, mister. 438 00:24:48,937 --> 00:24:50,644 Are there any other employees still here? 439 00:24:52,106 --> 00:24:54,273 When Hank's not around, I'm always the last one to leave. 440 00:25:01,573 --> 00:25:02,752 Is that the... 441 00:25:02,941 --> 00:25:03,941 Ghost rider. 442 00:25:14,866 --> 00:25:16,716 He must have gone in there. 443 00:25:24,543 --> 00:25:26,865 That's completely sealed. There's no way he got through there. 444 00:25:26,990 --> 00:25:29,679 Unless he can move through solids, which, by definition, he can. 445 00:25:29,804 --> 00:25:32,118 Really? We have to have that conversation? 446 00:25:32,243 --> 00:25:33,243 Fine. 447 00:25:36,831 --> 00:25:39,202 Maybe the guy on the horse is not a ghost. 448 00:25:39,644 --> 00:25:42,239 And let's say he is the vandal, which doesn't even make sense, 449 00:25:42,364 --> 00:25:44,152 because the guy who wanted the land is dead. 450 00:25:44,277 --> 00:25:46,937 Even so, there's still something we haven't taken into account yet. 451 00:25:47,062 --> 00:25:47,993 What's that? 452 00:25:48,161 --> 00:25:50,497 What if McBain's murder is related to something else? 453 00:25:50,622 --> 00:25:52,373 Or just a random act of violence? 454 00:25:52,498 --> 00:25:53,685 I'll go even further. 455 00:25:53,810 --> 00:25:56,043 What if the guy on the horse is not vandalizing the town? 456 00:25:56,308 --> 00:25:58,500 What if no one is? You said it yourself, Shawn. 457 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:01,006 What if this place is so rundown from neglect and old age 458 00:26:01,425 --> 00:26:03,290 that it's falling apart, huh? 459 00:26:14,815 --> 00:26:16,165 I see your point. 460 00:26:21,763 --> 00:26:22,763 A ghost? 461 00:26:23,195 --> 00:26:24,257 Maybe a ghost. 462 00:26:24,382 --> 00:26:26,907 Definitely not a ghost. But a ghost-like fella. 463 00:26:27,757 --> 00:26:30,369 - An ethereal moonlight figure. - Who might be able to go through rocks. 464 00:26:30,696 --> 00:26:31,995 But probably not. 465 00:26:32,163 --> 00:26:34,083 I sent you out there to investigate for 2 days, 466 00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:36,083 and all you come back with is campfire stories? 467 00:26:36,251 --> 00:26:38,319 - Gus got the consumption. - I did... 468 00:26:40,906 --> 00:26:42,381 what's going on in here? 469 00:26:43,052 --> 00:26:44,197 Costume party. 470 00:26:44,322 --> 00:26:47,261 And this wouldn't have anything to do with the Old Sonora, would it? 471 00:26:47,512 --> 00:26:50,013 Sorry, which one's Old Sonora again? 472 00:26:50,138 --> 00:26:52,306 You know, I don't want to hear it, detective. 473 00:26:52,848 --> 00:26:55,769 And if I find out that you hired Spencer and Guster on your own, 474 00:26:55,937 --> 00:26:59,359 that constitutes a conflict of interest and there will be disciplinary measures. 475 00:26:59,816 --> 00:27:01,983 I highly recommend that you stick to your assigned cases. 476 00:27:05,259 --> 00:27:08,282 Gee, thanks for hopping in there and taking some of the heat from the chief. 477 00:27:08,518 --> 00:27:10,659 - You're very welcome. - I was being facetious. 478 00:27:10,831 --> 00:27:11,952 You wimped out. 479 00:27:12,644 --> 00:27:15,539 If you believe the short-sided pundits on CNN, 480 00:27:15,707 --> 00:27:18,667 - but I take a longer view of history. - That doesn't even make any sense. 481 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,582 The coroner's report said McBain's been dead for five days. 482 00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:24,835 Yet the vandalism hasn't stopped since then. 483 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,206 Therefore, we can effectively eliminate McBain. 484 00:27:27,331 --> 00:27:29,386 I'm now sensing that someone else 485 00:27:29,783 --> 00:27:32,556 wants that land. McBain's got the kind of money that's tough to beat. 486 00:27:33,767 --> 00:27:35,517 As a result, he or she... 487 00:27:35,685 --> 00:27:36,810 Or even a he-she. 488 00:27:37,086 --> 00:27:38,937 had to kill McBain before he got it. 489 00:27:39,105 --> 00:27:40,647 He was eliminating the competition. 490 00:27:41,966 --> 00:27:43,027 Precisely. 491 00:27:44,151 --> 00:27:45,251 Yeah, maybe. 492 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:49,448 And when I find this murdering scum, I'm gonna shoot him in the face. 493 00:27:51,150 --> 00:27:53,276 Not entirely. That's all just wishful thinking. 494 00:27:53,401 --> 00:27:55,840 We don't have the vaguest clue. No thanks to you Spencer. 495 00:27:55,965 --> 00:27:57,979 So far you've given me bubkes. 496 00:27:58,583 --> 00:27:59,911 Get back out there, 497 00:28:00,288 --> 00:28:01,676 and get to work. 498 00:28:05,089 --> 00:28:06,715 - He just said... - Bubkes. 499 00:28:13,562 --> 00:28:16,718 The thing is, you never have to wonder why Lassie doesn't have more friends. 500 00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:21,813 What are you doing here, man? You should be resting. 501 00:28:22,502 --> 00:28:24,469 You didn't come back for the spurs, did you? 502 00:28:24,594 --> 00:28:26,652 - Where are you going? - I'm leaving town. 503 00:28:27,410 --> 00:28:29,222 - Why? - Well, I been licked. 504 00:28:29,347 --> 00:28:31,098 Whole buildings are starting to fall. 505 00:28:31,223 --> 00:28:33,786 Better I just move on and forget the whole damn thing. 506 00:28:34,897 --> 00:28:36,522 I admit, it's a long shot, 507 00:28:36,647 --> 00:28:38,872 but there's still a chance that we could save Old Sonora. 508 00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:42,438 I've seen the park they want to build. It's a nice place. 509 00:28:42,780 --> 00:28:45,198 And I believe that folks are gonna want to go there. 510 00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:46,421 I'm an old relic. 511 00:28:47,099 --> 00:28:48,966 I've known that for a long time. 512 00:28:50,260 --> 00:28:53,095 Hank, we can... fix the buildings. We'll just get some nails. 513 00:28:53,263 --> 00:28:54,412 And febreze. 514 00:28:54,889 --> 00:28:57,025 Fellas, that sounds awful good, but... 515 00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:00,394 no, it's too late. I've already contacted the folks over 516 00:29:00,563 --> 00:29:02,938 at Sweetwater Land and accepted their offer. 517 00:29:03,356 --> 00:29:05,482 Old Tripsy, he's gonna handle the last show. 518 00:29:05,607 --> 00:29:06,775 Me, I'm done. 519 00:29:09,778 --> 00:29:11,278 I guess that's that. 520 00:29:14,358 --> 00:29:16,946 This list of possible suspects is garbage. 521 00:29:17,734 --> 00:29:19,423 Detectives, a moment. 522 00:29:19,548 --> 00:29:20,548 Now. 523 00:29:24,421 --> 00:29:26,420 Look, chief, if this is about the... 524 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:31,800 Chief, I just want to say that I am 100% sure that you have no proof 525 00:29:31,968 --> 00:29:35,040 whatsoever that I have done anything even remotely Old Sonora-related 526 00:29:35,165 --> 00:29:36,388 in the last two hours. 527 00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:40,240 Sheriff Becker would like to formally invite you into the McBain case. 528 00:29:40,627 --> 00:29:42,602 Thank god, 'cause I was totally lying just then. 529 00:29:44,355 --> 00:29:48,150 - Sheriff, what can I do for ya? - Just received the ballistics report. 530 00:29:48,491 --> 00:29:50,457 The guys in our lab said they've never seen a slug 531 00:29:50,582 --> 00:29:52,908 a slug like the one they pulled out of McBain, and... 532 00:29:53,366 --> 00:29:54,766 well, I thought... 533 00:29:56,803 --> 00:29:58,092 because of your... 534 00:29:58,472 --> 00:30:00,620 expertise with firearms... 535 00:30:02,931 --> 00:30:04,816 maybe you could help identify it. 536 00:30:13,126 --> 00:30:15,635 They've never seen a bullet like this 'cause it's over 100 years old. 537 00:30:18,557 --> 00:30:20,307 What kind of a gun uses a slug like that? 538 00:30:21,741 --> 00:30:24,293 An original 1873 Colt peacemaker. 539 00:30:33,778 --> 00:30:36,453 You sure this is all you got, Hank? I mean, we're good on space. 540 00:30:36,792 --> 00:30:40,177 We can grab you a wagon wheel. Or that barrel. 541 00:30:45,315 --> 00:30:47,959 - I need to see your pistol. - Why do you need to see that? 542 00:30:48,127 --> 00:30:50,629 You don't think Hank had anything to do with McBain's death? 543 00:30:51,053 --> 00:30:53,173 - Don't be crazy. Come on. - Shawn, stay out of this. 544 00:30:55,114 --> 00:30:56,009 Your gun. 545 00:30:58,567 --> 00:30:59,429 Slowly. 546 00:31:11,899 --> 00:31:13,527 Why you been firing live rounds? 547 00:31:13,957 --> 00:31:16,071 I saw a rat, and I shot it. 548 00:31:19,365 --> 00:31:21,910 Hank Mendel, you're under arrest for the murder of Frank McBain. 549 00:31:22,078 --> 00:31:22,955 Come on. 550 00:31:23,772 --> 00:31:25,493 Read him his rights, O'Hara. 551 00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:28,894 You have the right to remain silent... 552 00:31:40,990 --> 00:31:44,655 Why do people that I try to help usually end up getting arrested? 553 00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:46,451 Sometimes people you think are innocent 554 00:31:46,576 --> 00:31:48,976 turn out to be guilty and vice versa. 555 00:31:50,152 --> 00:31:53,859 The important thing is, how will you help me get his blood out of my couch? 556 00:31:54,027 --> 00:31:55,068 Hank is innocent. 557 00:31:55,322 --> 00:31:57,404 - Yeah, can you prove it? - Not yet. 558 00:31:58,013 --> 00:31:59,513 You wanna know what I think? 559 00:31:59,638 --> 00:32:01,700 No, I just came by for one of your inedible, 560 00:32:01,889 --> 00:32:03,483 fat-free grilled cheese sandwiches. 561 00:32:03,608 --> 00:32:05,390 Yes, I'd like to know what you think. 562 00:32:05,515 --> 00:32:08,999 Lassiter is so emotionally invested in trying to save this town, you, 563 00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:12,513 in trying to help him, have developed some of the same feelings and desires. 564 00:32:12,638 --> 00:32:15,130 It's a simple case of transference. 565 00:32:16,044 --> 00:32:18,265 You don't use words like transference. 566 00:32:18,390 --> 00:32:20,765 Have you been secretly hanging out with mom? 567 00:32:20,890 --> 00:32:23,231 We may or may not have dined together last week. 568 00:32:23,356 --> 00:32:27,184 The point is, your judgment in this case is being clouded by your emotions. 569 00:32:27,463 --> 00:32:28,662 Dined together? 570 00:32:28,955 --> 00:32:30,805 You're David Niven now? That's your new thing? 571 00:32:30,930 --> 00:32:34,211 You think Hank is innocent, go back to Old Sonora and get a proof, 572 00:32:34,336 --> 00:32:36,568 but this time, don't look at the town as this magical place 573 00:32:36,953 --> 00:32:38,503 that means so much to Lassiter. 574 00:32:38,628 --> 00:32:40,363 Instead, look at it for what it really is. 575 00:32:40,575 --> 00:32:43,074 A dump that probably isn't worth saving. 576 00:32:44,998 --> 00:32:47,991 We've been looking for over an hour. I need a break. 577 00:32:48,116 --> 00:32:51,359 There's gotta be a logical explanation for where they disappeared to. 578 00:32:51,484 --> 00:32:53,418 I've got one for you. The next dimension. 579 00:32:53,993 --> 00:32:56,117 Really, Winston Zeddmore? That's what you believe, huh? 580 00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:59,508 I haven't slept in two days, Shawn. I don't know what I believe. 581 00:33:02,193 --> 00:33:03,767 What? What do you see? 582 00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:05,779 I'm not sure. 583 00:33:22,387 --> 00:33:23,907 I think I broke my back. 584 00:33:24,166 --> 00:33:26,325 And my neck. And my arm. 585 00:33:27,127 --> 00:33:28,137 That's nothing. 586 00:33:28,262 --> 00:33:29,948 I just bruised my coccyx. 587 00:33:30,699 --> 00:33:32,259 - Say what? - You know what I mean. 588 00:33:32,384 --> 00:33:33,578 I most certainly do not. 589 00:33:33,703 --> 00:33:36,075 When I get home, I'm gonna have to rub oil on my coccyx. 590 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,014 - Oh, Gus, please. - That's disgusting. 591 00:33:38,139 --> 00:33:40,904 What? A deep-tissue massage is definitely what my coccyx needs. 592 00:33:41,029 --> 00:33:43,544 - Would you stop saying that word? - Coccyx? 593 00:33:43,669 --> 00:33:45,387 That's what it's called, Shawn. 594 00:33:48,389 --> 00:33:49,436 Dude... 595 00:33:50,109 --> 00:33:52,624 this must be a part of the old mine shaft. 596 00:33:54,387 --> 00:33:57,788 It's no wonder it's not on the tour. It's completely unauthentic. 597 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,700 Look at this. Look at these tools. 598 00:34:00,825 --> 00:34:03,717 - They're all modern. - It looks like they're being used. 599 00:34:04,226 --> 00:34:05,560 Let me see the light. 600 00:34:11,361 --> 00:34:12,104 Dude. 601 00:34:12,832 --> 00:34:13,616 What? 602 00:34:14,985 --> 00:34:16,501 Are you kidding me? 603 00:34:16,669 --> 00:34:19,324 That's what this whole thing is about? Copper? 604 00:34:19,672 --> 00:34:20,999 That's gold, Shawn. 605 00:34:22,086 --> 00:34:24,087 Oh, I guess that would make more sense. 606 00:34:24,212 --> 00:34:25,374 So I was right. 607 00:34:25,499 --> 00:34:28,763 Old Sonora was never being vandalized. At least not deliberately. 608 00:34:29,565 --> 00:34:31,134 Clearly, I agree with you. 609 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:32,934 I just don't know why. 610 00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:35,567 The theft and damage on the surface can be explained by the fact 611 00:34:35,692 --> 00:34:37,750 that mining is going on underground. 612 00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:40,450 The stolen wood posts are being used to prop up the shaft. 613 00:34:40,575 --> 00:34:44,461 The contaminated water and the sinkholes are common side effects of shaft mining. 614 00:34:44,586 --> 00:34:48,116 The foul odor in the air is from the exposed sulfur deposits. 615 00:34:48,338 --> 00:34:50,451 The only thing I don't understand is, 616 00:34:50,576 --> 00:34:52,370 why would a ghost be mining for gold? 617 00:34:52,898 --> 00:34:54,738 It wasn't a ghost, Gus. 618 00:34:55,265 --> 00:34:56,249 Then who is it? 619 00:35:07,825 --> 00:35:10,055 It was the other gunfighter. 620 00:35:11,038 --> 00:35:12,140 That stinky feet guy. 621 00:35:16,706 --> 00:35:18,438 The name is stinky Pete. 622 00:35:23,544 --> 00:35:24,455 Hold up! 623 00:35:25,655 --> 00:35:26,822 Hold up! Hank. 624 00:35:27,943 --> 00:35:29,199 We tested your gun. 625 00:35:29,939 --> 00:35:31,610 It doesn't match the slug. 626 00:35:32,286 --> 00:35:34,066 I told you it wasn't me, Binky, 627 00:35:34,191 --> 00:35:36,216 but you don't want to listen no more. 628 00:35:36,687 --> 00:35:38,088 Hank, I'm so sorry. 629 00:35:38,824 --> 00:35:40,326 I never should have... 630 00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:47,425 The murder weapon's most likely an identical twin to yours. 631 00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:52,200 Well, actually, I think my gun might have been part of a set. 632 00:35:52,598 --> 00:35:55,392 It was so long ago, I'd forgotten. 633 00:35:55,996 --> 00:35:58,812 Do you have any idea who may have the other one? 634 00:36:00,354 --> 00:36:01,991 As a matter of fact, I do. 635 00:36:05,236 --> 00:36:06,486 How you doing over there? 636 00:36:07,404 --> 00:36:09,656 Now I have a throbbing headache and a throbbing coccyx. 637 00:36:11,523 --> 00:36:12,468 What? 638 00:36:13,149 --> 00:36:14,202 Who are you really? 639 00:36:14,688 --> 00:36:15,821 I'm a psychic. 640 00:36:16,547 --> 00:36:19,249 And I can see everything very clearly now. 641 00:36:19,730 --> 00:36:22,252 Just like Tripsy, you were on McBain's payroll. 642 00:36:22,420 --> 00:36:24,236 When you went looking for safety violations, 643 00:36:24,361 --> 00:36:26,338 you decided to check out the old mine shaft, 644 00:36:26,463 --> 00:36:29,509 and, as dumb luck would have it, you found yourself a previously 645 00:36:29,634 --> 00:36:31,678 undiscovered vein of gold. 646 00:36:32,586 --> 00:36:35,765 What's more, you were the rider that we saw last night. 647 00:36:37,309 --> 00:36:39,102 Pulling wood into the entrance of the mine, 648 00:36:39,312 --> 00:36:40,772 which only appeared to be sealed. 649 00:36:40,897 --> 00:36:43,384 'cause neither Hank nor anyone else thought to check 650 00:36:43,509 --> 00:36:45,065 if the rocks were actually real. 651 00:36:45,810 --> 00:36:47,635 I got to hand it to you, Pete. 652 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,155 It was quite a nifty operation you had going here. 653 00:36:50,578 --> 00:36:51,655 Still do. 654 00:36:53,075 --> 00:36:55,824 Unfortunately, McBain got what he needed 655 00:36:55,949 --> 00:36:58,759 to ensure that hank would fail the upcoming safety inspection 656 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,581 so Old Sonora had to close down. 657 00:37:00,990 --> 00:37:03,822 When McBain took ownership out of foreclosure, 658 00:37:03,947 --> 00:37:05,697 it wouldn't take long for his crew 659 00:37:05,822 --> 00:37:08,681 to discover your gold strike, so to slow things down 660 00:37:08,806 --> 00:37:11,307 and give yourself more time to mine, well, 661 00:37:12,907 --> 00:37:14,983 you went ahead and killed McBain. 662 00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:16,767 I could deny it, 663 00:37:17,189 --> 00:37:20,018 but then there ain't much point, is there? 664 00:37:20,632 --> 00:37:22,755 There's more than a million dollars' gold in here. 665 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,981 Not only are you a murderer, but you're a thief. 666 00:37:25,595 --> 00:37:27,875 This gold belongs to Hank, a man who's been more 667 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,069 than fair and generous with all of his employees, 668 00:37:30,885 --> 00:37:31,946 including yourself. 669 00:37:32,510 --> 00:37:35,011 Well, I guess after playing a bad guy all these years, 670 00:37:35,201 --> 00:37:38,340 the line between actor and role got kind of blurred. 671 00:37:41,947 --> 00:37:44,127 They say the same thing happened to Yul Brynner. 672 00:38:06,015 --> 00:38:07,568 This is not good. 673 00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:16,384 Dude, what are you doing? 674 00:38:16,509 --> 00:38:18,952 It worked for Tim Robbins in Shawshank Redemption, Shawn. 675 00:38:19,324 --> 00:38:20,870 Get busy living or get busy dying. 676 00:38:21,119 --> 00:38:23,248 Gus, we don't have years to dig a tunnel. 677 00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:25,458 Besides, it makes me Morgan Freeman. 678 00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:27,012 That's weird. 679 00:38:33,142 --> 00:38:34,258 Wait a minute. 680 00:38:34,969 --> 00:38:36,072 That's water. 681 00:38:37,014 --> 00:38:38,820 Dude, give me the pickaxe. 682 00:38:41,967 --> 00:38:43,115 Watch yourself. 683 00:38:52,194 --> 00:38:53,568 You see what I see? 684 00:38:56,157 --> 00:38:57,448 Stop pushing, Shawn. 685 00:38:57,573 --> 00:39:00,161 Dude, this tunnel's only big enough for one person. 686 00:39:14,011 --> 00:39:15,195 Pete Dillingham! 687 00:39:17,678 --> 00:39:20,597 You're under arrest for the murder of Frank McBain. 688 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:23,766 Throw your weapon down and come peacefully. 689 00:39:41,807 --> 00:39:45,535 How can you tell which one's the bad guy if they're both wearing black? 690 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,617 I'm the good guy, you toothless hillbillies. 691 00:40:27,616 --> 00:40:30,959 Though I did just shoot that man for real, so clear on out. 692 00:40:33,263 --> 00:40:35,463 Well, the great news is, with all the money you'll make 693 00:40:35,631 --> 00:40:37,982 from selling gold, you can fix up Old Sonora, 694 00:40:38,107 --> 00:40:39,509 restore it to its former glory. 695 00:40:39,932 --> 00:40:41,157 I don't know, Binky. 696 00:40:41,282 --> 00:40:43,783 I've been thinking maybe it's time 697 00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:46,099 this old cowboy hung up his spurs. 698 00:40:47,702 --> 00:40:50,308 I guess I could take comfort in the fact that... 699 00:40:51,439 --> 00:40:52,730 I've lasted this long. 700 00:40:53,419 --> 00:40:55,900 Well, and that you're about to be filthy rich. 701 00:40:56,068 --> 00:40:57,026 Well, that too. 702 00:40:58,326 --> 00:41:00,012 I'm gonna miss this place. 703 00:41:00,137 --> 00:41:03,032 Hank, you been a damn good friend to me. 704 00:41:03,326 --> 00:41:05,102 You've been more than a friend. 705 00:41:08,330 --> 00:41:10,581 Yeah, them are hard to come by these days. 706 00:41:11,763 --> 00:41:14,544 Now if you'll excuse me, I got myself 707 00:41:14,904 --> 00:41:19,207 a wayward and wild woman to ask to marry me. 708 00:41:20,053 --> 00:41:20,950 What? 709 00:41:26,782 --> 00:41:27,673 Look at that. 710 00:41:27,950 --> 00:41:31,212 She's about to give up the world's oldest profession. 711 00:41:32,563 --> 00:41:35,322 She was never a real madam, Shawn. You do know that. 712 00:41:36,766 --> 00:41:38,818 Agree to disagree. 713 00:41:39,639 --> 00:41:41,904 By the way, you ever call me Binky again, I'll shoot you. 714 00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:43,322 Understood. 715 00:41:43,636 --> 00:41:46,077 How about once more, just for old times' sake?