1 00:00:14,997 --> 00:00:16,236 That was your teacher. 2 00:00:16,271 --> 00:00:19,380 Apparently, you were the only one in class who didn't turn in his art assignment. 3 00:00:19,415 --> 00:00:23,316 So there's going to be an empty space on the wall at open house tonight. 4 00:00:23,881 --> 00:00:26,896 Actually, dad, i'm pretty sure i did finish it. 5 00:00:26,931 --> 00:00:28,672 It sounds to me like it was stolen. 6 00:00:28,707 --> 00:00:32,946 Oh, so somebody breaks into the school, and the only thing they steal is your painting? 7 00:00:32,981 --> 00:00:36,831 - why's that? - because it's the perfect crime. 8 00:00:37,293 --> 00:00:38,340 Sit. 9 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:46,900 Shawn, there is no such thing as a perfect crime. 10 00:00:49,199 --> 00:00:52,427 We leave in 45 minutes. make something pretty. 11 00:00:59,237 --> 00:01:02,978 Lassie, wow. is your hair starting its own cult? 12 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:05,559 Trying to do a performance review here, mr. spencer. 13 00:01:05,594 --> 00:01:07,159 I thank you not to bother us. 14 00:01:07,194 --> 00:01:10,266 That seems like a strange thing to thank me for, but you're welcome, of course. 15 00:01:10,301 --> 00:01:11,984 And now, as a show of gratitude, 16 00:01:12,019 --> 00:01:13,660 How about a little advance on our next case? 17 00:01:13,695 --> 00:01:16,176 You do realize you're not an actual employee of the police department? 18 00:01:16,211 --> 00:01:18,697 Define "actual," wait, define "police,".. 19 00:01:18,732 --> 00:01:20,605 - wait... - i'm not giving you an advance on a case... 20 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,238 That may or may not happen in the future. 21 00:01:25,081 --> 00:01:27,381 Perhaps i know something you don't. 22 00:01:27,751 --> 00:01:31,676 No? well, let's be honest. It's not like crime is going to suddenly stop, is it, gus? 23 00:01:31,711 --> 00:01:33,498 - seems very unlikely. - out. 24 00:01:33,533 --> 00:01:34,771 So that's a no on the advance. 25 00:01:34,806 --> 00:01:37,716 Pardon me for asking the obvious question, but how are you out of money? 26 00:01:37,751 --> 00:01:39,570 You have no possessions and no expenses. 27 00:01:39,693 --> 00:01:41,546 - that's mostly true. - that's completely true. 28 00:01:41,581 --> 00:01:44,500 But gus and i also have a big ski vacation planned. 29 00:01:44,535 --> 00:01:46,061 Ski vacation? 30 00:01:46,096 --> 00:01:50,596 Mr. spencer, it's the middle of summer. Where are you going to find snow at this time of year? 31 00:01:57,683 --> 00:02:00,886 - are we ever gonna start skiing? - soon as i finish this hot chocolate. 32 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:03,013 - why don't you just throw it out? - i would, but ... 33 00:02:03,048 --> 00:02:06,181 This hot cocoa represents the end of our vacation money. 34 00:02:06,216 --> 00:02:08,767 How are we out of cash? we've only been here four hours. 35 00:02:08,802 --> 00:02:11,340 The american dollar was not as strong as i anticipated, gus. 36 00:02:11,375 --> 00:02:14,430 Which is why i had to put the whole thing on a credit card. 37 00:02:14,465 --> 00:02:15,917 You don't have a credit card, shawn. 38 00:02:15,952 --> 00:02:18,632 I said a credit card, not my credit card. It's your card... 39 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:21,861 That's why i'm being so aggressive about getting the money to pay you back. Hi, 40 00:02:21,896 --> 00:02:23,099 - hi. - hello. 41 00:02:23,134 --> 00:02:25,300 See that? man, a month ago i would've had us styled up... 42 00:02:25,335 --> 00:02:26,983 - with those girls tonight. - what? 43 00:02:27,018 --> 00:02:31,400 But i'm spoken for now. i have abigail, and she has me. 44 00:02:31,435 --> 00:02:35,164 You have been talking about her this whole time. why didn't you bring abigail on this trip? 45 00:02:35,199 --> 00:02:39,599 Gus, you are my best friend. Just because i've entered into some newfangled relationship 46 00:02:39,814 --> 00:02:42,814 Does not mean that our guy time... 47 00:02:44,601 --> 00:02:47,019 - goes by the wayside. - you know, shawn, 48 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:50,985 If you're gonna keep staring at girls, you can't preach about how committed you are to abigail. 49 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:54,746 All right, first of all, the person i'm staring at is a man. He's handsome... 50 00:02:55,025 --> 00:02:58,796 Dimples, brooding eyebrows... but a man nonetheless, and I... 51 00:02:58,831 --> 00:03:01,098 - know that guy. - you don't know that guy. 52 00:03:01,133 --> 00:03:02,997 I think he's wearing $10,000 skis. 53 00:03:03,032 --> 00:03:04,389 All you own is that hot chocolate. 54 00:03:04,424 --> 00:03:08,389 No, i've seen this guy before. i just can't place where. 55 00:03:09,893 --> 00:03:11,793 Well, i can play too! 56 00:03:12,182 --> 00:03:14,428 I need you to like me. 57 00:03:15,627 --> 00:03:17,827 He arrested ernesto ramon chavez. 58 00:03:22,299 --> 00:03:25,085 Dude. You remember when we were in lassie's apartment... 59 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,943 And we saw his wall of suspects? 60 00:03:26,978 --> 00:03:29,992 - you mean when lassiter killed that guy? - he didn't kill him. We got him exonerated. 61 00:03:30,027 --> 00:03:31,767 I got punched and pistol-whipped, remember? 62 00:03:31,802 --> 00:03:35,202 I'm still not sure he didn't kill that guy. 63 00:03:35,777 --> 00:03:37,161 - lassiter. - lassie. 64 00:03:37,196 --> 00:03:42,189 What does the name pierre "des-per-ea-eux"... 65 00:03:42,224 --> 00:03:43,824 Mean to you? 66 00:03:43,978 --> 00:03:45,702 - are you in my apartment? - please. 67 00:03:45,737 --> 00:03:47,409 I haven't snuck into your apartment in weeks. 68 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:49,430 Which reminds me, we're all out of peanut butter. 69 00:03:49,465 --> 00:03:50,735 Spencer, whatever you're up to, 70 00:03:50,770 --> 00:03:53,217 Just stop, all right? there's no need for a psychic with an art thief. 71 00:03:53,252 --> 00:03:55,652 - he's an art thief? - no way. 72 00:03:55,687 --> 00:03:58,046 A dangerous art thief, right? never been caught, 73 00:03:58,081 --> 00:03:59,700 Never left enough evidence to be accused. 74 00:03:59,735 --> 00:04:02,416 Lassie, just cut to the chase. What kind of reward are we looking at for catching this guy? 75 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,886 Or an advance for catching him. 76 00:04:03,921 --> 00:04:06,545 Or a finder's fee. because i'm looking right at him. 77 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,160 No, no... you don't do anything, all right? you have no jurisdiction up there. 78 00:04:09,195 --> 00:04:11,520 You have no jurisdiction anywhere, especially in canada. 79 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:12,814 You're not thinking this thing through. 80 00:04:12,849 --> 00:04:15,821 You're right, you're right. With the exchange rates... we won't get the check right away, gus. 81 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:18,452 - ask about taxes. - spencer. You listen to me. 82 00:04:18,487 --> 00:04:21,554 Despereaux is mine. i absolutely forbid you to do anything. 83 00:04:21,589 --> 00:04:25,308 Sorry, lassie, too late. it's time for us to catch a thief. 84 00:04:29,384 --> 00:04:32,353 So what do we do now? do we call the authorities? 85 00:04:32,388 --> 00:04:36,094 We make sure it's despereaux. and i have an ingenious plan to smoke him out. 86 00:04:36,129 --> 00:04:39,037 - sounds good. - pierre! 87 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:42,737 - that was your plan? - let's go! 88 00:04:53,314 --> 00:04:55,201 Turn, turn, turn! 89 00:05:12,876 --> 00:05:15,405 I think we should've taken that second ski lesson 90 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:19,739 We're doing great! remember what the instructor said. 91 00:05:19,774 --> 00:05:21,910 Pizza slices to slow down. 92 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:24,216 French fries to speed up. 93 00:05:28,930 --> 00:05:32,562 We got him. there's only one move we can't follow. 94 00:05:32,597 --> 00:05:33,597 What's that? 95 00:05:36,251 --> 00:05:39,126 - he just made it. - the slow, gentle turn? 96 00:05:39,161 --> 00:05:40,611 That was it. 97 00:05:41,756 --> 00:05:43,384 Pizza, pizza! 98 00:06:02,021 --> 00:06:03,410 You know what this means, gus. 99 00:06:03,445 --> 00:06:07,595 - that we suck at skiing? - no. it means that this hot chocolate... 100 00:06:08,263 --> 00:06:09,897 Just became a write-off. 101 00:06:53,438 --> 00:06:55,205 So what did you say this fellow's name was again? 102 00:06:55,421 --> 00:06:58,734 Pierre despereauaoaoaoooooox. 103 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:01,146 It's 11 "o's, i believe. 104 00:07:01,316 --> 00:07:03,901 Pierre despereaux. e-a-u-x. 105 00:07:03,911 --> 00:07:09,103 Okay. Thefts in london, belgium, switzerland, south africa. 106 00:07:09,754 --> 00:07:11,577 Hey, where'd you say you came across him again? 107 00:07:11,587 --> 00:07:15,312 Well, ultimately we cornered him at a resort up in whistler, 108 00:07:15,322 --> 00:07:18,230 But first, i sensed his presence here in your country. 109 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,810 I-i don't follow. 110 00:07:20,595 --> 00:07:22,845 Just one second, please. oh... 111 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,189 Are you sure you want to do this, shawn? 112 00:07:25,199 --> 00:07:27,449 Have a little faith, gus. i've done it once. I can do it again. 113 00:07:27,459 --> 00:07:29,368 - we are in a foreign land. - not really. 114 00:07:29,378 --> 00:07:32,113 - we went through immigration. - why you gotta question everything... 115 00:07:34,339 --> 00:07:36,803 Here's the thing, robert. the thing is this. 116 00:07:36,813 --> 00:07:38,608 I am a psychic. 117 00:07:38,618 --> 00:07:42,299 We work for the santa barbara police department. we've solved over 47 cases. 118 00:07:42,309 --> 00:07:45,346 I'm also a pharmaceutical rep, if that means anything to you. 119 00:07:45,356 --> 00:07:47,675 - you've seen the mentalist, right? - yes. 120 00:07:47,685 --> 00:07:50,100 - it's like that. - except that guy's a fake. 121 00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:52,761 Right. If i was a fake psychic it would be eerily similar. 122 00:07:52,771 --> 00:07:55,257 - exactly the same. - a virtual carbon copy. 123 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:58,997 Okay, well, now, mr. spencer, you seem like a nice enough guy, but... 124 00:07:59,007 --> 00:08:02,173 You should know that there are many here at the r.c.m.p. that would be a little... 125 00:08:02,183 --> 00:08:04,693 More skeptical of these alternative methods than... 126 00:08:04,703 --> 00:08:06,800 You're probably used to in the states. 127 00:08:09,181 --> 00:08:11,620 - what's he doing? - he's having a psychic episode. 128 00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:13,938 - it's a bit off-putting. - you get used to it. 129 00:08:18,596 --> 00:08:21,211 Hey, biking to work. I like it. it's great for the environment. 130 00:08:21,221 --> 00:08:24,846 I live a kilometer away, but, uh, yeah, actually. It's cleaner. 131 00:08:25,709 --> 00:08:28,913 Hey, you. How's the little guy? is he walking yet? 132 00:08:29,236 --> 00:08:32,730 Um, barely. He just turned one. do i know you? 133 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:33,944 Hello. 134 00:08:37,029 --> 00:08:39,267 Robert, give me your mitts. 135 00:08:41,996 --> 00:08:44,886 I'm sensing that you have a lot of really good ideas, 136 00:08:44,896 --> 00:08:47,945 But that nobody around here seems to want to listen. Stay the course, buddy. 137 00:08:47,955 --> 00:08:49,582 You'll have your day. 138 00:08:50,659 --> 00:08:52,053 I'm getting ed. 139 00:08:52,464 --> 00:08:54,210 I am getting ed. 140 00:08:55,721 --> 00:08:57,433 You gotta be more careful, shawn. 141 00:08:57,443 --> 00:09:00,351 This big boss comes out, it's make or break. no more wild guesses. 142 00:09:00,361 --> 00:09:03,561 You seem like a get your socks ready, gus, 'cause i'm about to knock them off. 143 00:09:03,571 --> 00:09:04,837 What you got? 144 00:09:05,810 --> 00:09:07,450 - i got nothing. What have you got? - nothing. 145 00:09:11,443 --> 00:09:13,987 - i got it. - no, you don't, shawn. It's obvious... 146 00:09:13,997 --> 00:09:15,392 - yes, i do. shh, shh. - don't tell me, don't tell me. 147 00:09:15,402 --> 00:09:16,798 Shut up! 148 00:09:17,074 --> 00:09:19,196 - so, uh, you work as a psych... - ed! 149 00:09:21,071 --> 00:09:25,910 You wouldn't by chance be celebrating a birthday anniversary any time soon, would you? 150 00:09:26,836 --> 00:09:28,184 - you kidding me? - yes. 151 00:09:28,194 --> 00:09:29,322 - no. - yes. 152 00:09:29,332 --> 00:09:31,147 - no. - yes. 153 00:09:32,602 --> 00:09:34,068 That's amazing. 154 00:09:34,078 --> 00:09:36,727 My birthdas today. how'd you know that? 155 00:09:37,980 --> 00:09:39,316 It's all right here. 156 00:09:42,865 --> 00:09:44,812 - lassiter. - hello there, constable. 157 00:09:44,822 --> 00:09:49,254 This is deputy commissioner ed dykstra with the vancouver r.c.m.p. office, 158 00:09:49,264 --> 00:09:52,522 And i'm here with a couple of fellas you work for, and they have some 159 00:09:52,532 --> 00:09:55,137 Psychic information about a, 160 00:09:55,147 --> 00:09:56,659 Uh, pierre despereaux. 161 00:09:57,034 --> 00:09:58,920 - you familiar with him? - familiar? 162 00:09:59,329 --> 00:10:01,113 I've been tracking that man for six years. 163 00:10:01,123 --> 00:10:03,128 I'm the closest anyone's ever gotten to catching him. 164 00:10:03,138 --> 00:10:04,335 Hey, that's terrific. 165 00:10:04,345 --> 00:10:08,190 If you could just send up those files, detective spencer and i would be much obliged. 166 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,831 Detective? are you kidding me? 167 00:10:09,841 --> 00:10:11,565 Despereaux is not to be messed with, okay? 168 00:10:11,575 --> 00:10:13,546 Check with interpol... he's cunning and extremely... 169 00:10:13,556 --> 00:10:15,632 Dangerous. and if he is up there, you will need... 170 00:10:15,642 --> 00:10:19,272 My expertise on this. I know all his patterns. i want to be made a full partner on this. 171 00:10:19,282 --> 00:10:22,179 Well, i think that's something you better run by your superior here. 172 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,124 - no, no... i don't want... - hey there, buddy. 173 00:10:24,134 --> 00:10:26,104 Spencer, you listen to me, 174 00:10:26,114 --> 00:10:28,488 And you listen good. you do not touch despereaux. 175 00:10:28,498 --> 00:10:30,585 You will wait for me. i will be on the next flight up there. 176 00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:33,656 Well, i sure would love to see you too, man but don't you think you should probably focus... 177 00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:34,779 On your case load? 178 00:10:34,789 --> 00:10:36,387 I don't think the chief's going to approve this. 179 00:10:36,397 --> 00:10:40,088 I have 325 days of unused vacation time. i will see you in five hours. 180 00:10:43,733 --> 00:10:44,858 Chief, 181 00:10:45,246 --> 00:10:47,097 Little favor to ask. 182 00:10:53,191 --> 00:10:56,287 I mean, do you believe that? a high-ranking member of the u.s. law enforcement 183 00:10:56,297 --> 00:10:57,893 Not being allowed to carry his weapon on him? 184 00:10:57,903 --> 00:11:00,835 Did you really think it wouldn't set off the metal detector? 185 00:11:00,845 --> 00:11:03,717 I've got to get my hands on a gun, o'hara. i have enemies everywhere. 186 00:11:03,727 --> 00:11:05,684 - maybe i can pick one up at the hotel. - oh, absolutely. 187 00:11:05,694 --> 00:11:07,371 Right downstairs in the gift shop. 188 00:11:07,381 --> 00:11:10,475 They have kleenex, mixed nuts, and 9-millimeter lugers. 189 00:11:11,495 --> 00:11:13,160 Thanks for letting me use your miles. 190 00:11:13,170 --> 00:11:14,377 Thanks for bringing me along. 191 00:11:14,387 --> 00:11:16,078 If i didn't bring you along, you wouldn't let me use your miles. 192 00:11:16,088 --> 00:11:17,911 Still, it was really sweet. 193 00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:19,951 Hi, shawn. 194 00:11:19,961 --> 00:11:21,157 What? 195 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,893 Sea taxi to false creek. 196 00:11:22,903 --> 00:11:25,670 No, no, tell him we're not here on a sightseeing mission. Tell him we are here on official business! 197 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,028 Okay, okay. Got you. 198 00:11:27,306 --> 00:11:30,694 It is business. Looks like despereaux already made his first strike. 199 00:11:30,704 --> 00:11:32,227 It's a crime scene. 200 00:11:41,838 --> 00:11:42,968 Uh, can i help you? 201 00:11:42,978 --> 00:11:45,863 Listen, dudley, i'm detective lassiter and this is my partner, juliet o'hara. 202 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,656 We're from the santa barbara police department. 203 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:50,482 Oh, you work for mr. shawn spencer. 204 00:11:51,853 --> 00:11:53,681 Eh, sorry. So sorry. 205 00:11:54,079 --> 00:11:58,124 I've been instructed not to let anyone in without checking with head detective spencer first. 206 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,298 This is a joke, right? 207 00:11:59,308 --> 00:12:00,937 Brace yourself, guys. 208 00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:04,827 He never steals a single item. it's always, always multiples. 209 00:12:05,073 --> 00:12:07,382 That's directly from my report... spencer! 210 00:12:08,302 --> 00:12:11,023 Shh. don't interrupt the head detective when he's working. 211 00:12:11,290 --> 00:12:14,203 The ions are specifically concentrated here... 212 00:12:15,273 --> 00:12:16,353 And here. 213 00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:18,131 Crime ions. 214 00:12:18,403 --> 00:12:19,602 Write that down. 215 00:12:28,203 --> 00:12:30,636 - this is mr. lassiter... - detective. 216 00:12:30,671 --> 00:12:33,387 Okay. And his partner, juliet o'hara. 217 00:12:33,605 --> 00:12:35,385 They are from santa barbara. 218 00:12:35,701 --> 00:12:37,867 Welcome aboard. glad you made it okay. 219 00:12:37,902 --> 00:12:39,655 Hi, jules. You look... 220 00:12:41,168 --> 00:12:44,068 Normal and stuff. i got nothing. 221 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:47,012 Uh, this is mr. stockwell, owner of the necklace in question. 222 00:12:47,047 --> 00:12:49,852 Well, mr. stockwell. may i call you gibby? 223 00:12:50,138 --> 00:12:52,461 - my first name is randolph. - i've heard it both ways. 224 00:12:52,598 --> 00:12:53,959 How's he doing? 225 00:12:54,745 --> 00:12:56,736 - he's been better. - let me start by saying, 226 00:12:56,771 --> 00:12:59,376 Let us not cry over spilled syrup. if i'm being honest, 227 00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:02,764 It's a little silly for a man of your stature to wear a necklace like this, don't you think? 228 00:13:03,039 --> 00:13:04,961 - what the hell are you talking about? - the necklace... 229 00:13:05,145 --> 00:13:09,288 Is an authentic edwardian baroque caliber-cut piece. 230 00:13:09,746 --> 00:13:14,385 It has never touched human skin. it is worth $3.5 million. 231 00:13:15,530 --> 00:13:18,134 What are we talking? canadian dollars? 232 00:13:22,994 --> 00:13:26,145 He stole something else too. he stole a painting. 233 00:13:26,695 --> 00:13:31,592 - ed, he's better than i thought, i'm afraid. - i sold that painting two weeks ago. 234 00:13:33,044 --> 00:13:36,902 If i may, i'd like to determine whether this was actually the work of despereaux. Now, 235 00:13:37,176 --> 00:13:40,118 I assume you found no alarms tripped? no prints? 236 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,178 No, none.. but we did find a... 237 00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:46,449 Burning cigarette in the ashtray over there. and mr. stockwell is not a smoker. 238 00:13:46,644 --> 00:13:48,074 A merchanteuse blonde? 239 00:13:48,109 --> 00:13:50,490 Blonde? where's the blonde? i'll need to read her immediately. 240 00:13:50,777 --> 00:13:54,085 It's a blonde filtered cigarette. merchanteuse. It's french. 241 00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:56,716 Despereaux always leaves one burning as his signature. 242 00:14:18,178 --> 00:14:20,560 Despereaux always comes in and out of town undetected, 243 00:14:20,595 --> 00:14:23,158 With an army of aliases, usually of an artist. 244 00:14:23,193 --> 00:14:26,324 Pardon me! if everyone would like to adjourn to the roof, 245 00:14:26,508 --> 00:14:30,338 The psychic criminal-catching portion of the day is about to begin. 246 00:14:30,628 --> 00:14:34,042 Everyone, just please stay where you are. he does this all the time. 247 00:14:40,731 --> 00:14:42,929 Mildly impressive that you found me here. 248 00:14:43,164 --> 00:14:46,044 You two are making a marked improvement from your... 249 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,013 Harlequinade antics on the slopes. 250 00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:52,656 - in my defense, i have two left knees. - you know what's more impressive? 251 00:14:52,828 --> 00:14:54,839 In about 15 seconds, you're gonna see... 252 00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:57,578 A fierce, albeit gunless, american detective, 253 00:14:57,761 --> 00:15:00,111 His striking snow bunny partner, which... 254 00:15:00,244 --> 00:15:03,140 I mean nothing salacious by, and half the r.c.m.p. 255 00:15:03,175 --> 00:15:06,305 Are gonna storm this roof and take you down. 256 00:15:07,736 --> 00:15:10,462 Wait for it... 257 00:15:10,703 --> 00:15:13,114 I'd love to. but i really have to go. 258 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:18,909 Where do you think you're going? 259 00:15:21,261 --> 00:15:22,645 To my room. 260 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:24,497 Now it's your turn... 261 00:15:25,378 --> 00:15:26,977 To wait for it. 262 00:15:35,323 --> 00:15:38,488 Okay, clearly, that was more impressive. 263 00:15:43,462 --> 00:15:44,893 I am telling you, he was here. 264 00:15:44,928 --> 00:15:46,904 - he was right here. - and he jumped off. 265 00:15:47,174 --> 00:15:48,581 - from a handstand! - it... it ... 266 00:15:48,616 --> 00:15:51,980 Wasn't from a handstand, he just... he jumped off normal style. 267 00:15:52,015 --> 00:15:55,446 - he jumped off a 26-story building? - sir, somebody was just spotted... 268 00:15:55,481 --> 00:15:58,184 - coming out of the service elevator. - we didn't have a man down there? 269 00:15:58,321 --> 00:15:59,971 Because you asked everyone to come up here. 270 00:16:00,154 --> 00:16:02,629 - you know, because of shawn. - it doesn't matter. It's not him. 271 00:16:02,913 --> 00:16:05,674 We just saw despereaux leap from this building! 272 00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:09,254 - he was wearing a flying suit. - he wa... we... we don't know that. 273 00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:10,631 Guys! 274 00:16:11,216 --> 00:16:12,279 Ed. 275 00:16:13,345 --> 00:16:15,118 Look, i just want you to know that i believe you. 276 00:16:15,128 --> 00:16:17,579 Completely. Except for the jumping off the building part. 277 00:16:18,251 --> 00:16:19,430 Mackintosh! 278 00:16:20,643 --> 00:16:23,399 - we looked like idiots. - gus, we have to regroup. 279 00:16:23,434 --> 00:16:24,760 And we need to eat. 280 00:16:25,023 --> 00:16:27,669 - shawn, this place seems a little... - exclusive? 281 00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,593 Dark. Cozy. 282 00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,890 Romantic. A little sexy. 283 00:16:32,072 --> 00:16:34,704 First of all, you say those words like they're bad things. 284 00:16:34,739 --> 00:16:37,475 Secondly, do you know how hard it is to get a reservation at this place? 285 00:16:37,726 --> 00:16:41,350 - you have to call, like, a month in advance. - you invited me on this trip on friday. 286 00:16:41,591 --> 00:16:43,743 - when did you call? - it's irrelevant. 287 00:16:43,983 --> 00:16:45,494 What matters... 288 00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:46,959 Dude. Dude! 289 00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:51,289 There he is. he's sitting right there. what do we do? do we call the cops? 290 00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:52,582 - what if he sees us? - he sees us. 291 00:16:52,617 --> 00:16:54,149 - how do you know? - he's waving us over. 292 00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:56,722 - oh, my gosh, he is. - we shouldn't go over there. 293 00:16:56,757 --> 00:16:58,241 - right, - right. 294 00:17:04,141 --> 00:17:07,140 We found you. so... looks like we win. 295 00:17:07,428 --> 00:17:10,045 I am neither known nor wanted in this country. 296 00:17:10,242 --> 00:17:13,619 At best, i'm a person of interest in the places i do my work. 297 00:17:13,773 --> 00:17:17,249 Such is the curse of my talent. 298 00:17:18,465 --> 00:17:21,351 So since i have taken the time to find you, please, 299 00:17:21,636 --> 00:17:24,502 Don't spoil it with rudeness. have a seat. 300 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:25,856 Thank you. 301 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:31,729 You know, i've, uh... i've enjoyed our sparring so far. 302 00:17:31,764 --> 00:17:35,386 The look on your faces when i jumped from that building was, uh... 303 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:37,555 Amusing. But ... 304 00:17:37,704 --> 00:17:40,703 I'd be remiss if i didn't inform you that you're... 305 00:17:41,551 --> 00:17:44,232 That you're... way out of your league. the simple fact is, 306 00:17:44,426 --> 00:17:46,929 You'll never catch me. it's impossible. 307 00:17:48,853 --> 00:17:51,724 Which makes what should be an exciting life... 308 00:17:52,012 --> 00:17:53,662 Somewhat pedestrian. 309 00:17:57,047 --> 00:17:58,526 I'll tell you what. 310 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,617 To make this more interesting for me, 311 00:18:02,953 --> 00:18:05,736 I'm going to write down everything that i'm going to do. 312 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,244 Sometime tomorrow,i'm going to steal a manet. 313 00:18:09,332 --> 00:18:13,463 And then i'm going to make you look foolish again. 314 00:18:13,498 --> 00:18:17,201 And then the next day, i'm going to treat myself like a king. 315 00:18:21,505 --> 00:18:22,505 Okay. 316 00:18:24,449 --> 00:18:26,687 Here's what i'm going to do. first, 317 00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:31,272 I'm going to get some of that maple candy that everybody seems to be raving about. 318 00:18:31,307 --> 00:18:33,480 Then i'm going to purchase myself a walking stick. 319 00:18:33,515 --> 00:18:36,743 Preferably something with a ram's head carved into the handle. 320 00:18:36,778 --> 00:18:40,485 And finally, we're going to catch ourselves an international art thief. 321 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,093 I'm not saying for sure it's going to be you. But, uh, 322 00:18:43,558 --> 00:18:45,363 Right now you're at the top of the list. 323 00:18:46,985 --> 00:18:49,320 Are you writing on our cloth napkins? 324 00:18:49,355 --> 00:18:52,109 Look, it's not my fault, okay? you guys should have some sort of notepad system, 325 00:18:52,144 --> 00:18:55,742 Like next to pay phones, they have a little... a little pad that you... 326 00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:58,384 I just don't understand why anyone would want to do that. 327 00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:01,085 Unless you're animals, of course. 328 00:19:02,232 --> 00:19:04,805 - animals? whoa. - what is that? 329 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,671 Oh, you know what that is? 330 00:19:07,756 --> 00:19:10,048 Where did he go? he disappeared again? 331 00:19:11,261 --> 00:19:14,077 I believe so. unless he's hiding under the table, 332 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,504 In which case this conversation would be embarrassing. 333 00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:21,501 No, i'm afraid we fell for the flaming baked alaska diversion trick again. 334 00:19:21,674 --> 00:19:23,261 So what are we supposed to do? 335 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:26,106 You gonna pretend like you got the information about the manet psychically? 336 00:19:26,141 --> 00:19:29,242 Please, gus. That's cheap and easy. give me some credit. 337 00:19:30,324 --> 00:19:33,338 We don't know why he just handed this information over to us. 338 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,238 - we'll do what any reasonable detective would do. - what's that? 339 00:19:36,273 --> 00:19:37,969 I see a man... 340 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,996 Net. yes. 341 00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:45,429 I see the painter john manet. 342 00:19:45,829 --> 00:19:46,856 Edouard. 343 00:19:47,247 --> 00:19:49,172 Where in town might one find an... 344 00:19:49,207 --> 00:19:51,223 - edouard manet. - what he said. 345 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:54,620 Because i believe that despereaux is going to try and steal one tonight. 346 00:19:55,616 --> 00:19:57,205 How clear are you on this? 347 00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:00,845 It's as if he wrote it on a piece of paper and put it in my hand. 348 00:20:04,861 --> 00:20:06,810 You sure this is the only manet? 349 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:10,319 Yes. there's not a single one at a gallery in town. 350 00:20:10,354 --> 00:20:12,859 I took the initiative of making a book of all the things of value... 351 00:20:12,894 --> 00:20:17,651 That despereaux might hit. I even used my bind-it-all. Not a manet on the list. 352 00:20:17,686 --> 00:20:21,880 But then your girl detective there, she did a little more digging and found this. 353 00:20:21,915 --> 00:20:24,572 - this is william charles pulver's boat. - yacht. 354 00:20:25,731 --> 00:20:28,423 - yacht. He's a billionaire. - millionaire. 355 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,199 Okay, former billionaire, now millionaire, living off of his yacht. 356 00:20:33,234 --> 00:20:35,894 Has an extensive art collection. he sailed into town yesterday. 357 00:20:35,929 --> 00:20:38,834 He has a late-period manet hanging over the piano in his state room. 358 00:20:39,604 --> 00:20:41,561 What exactly are you wearing? 359 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:46,727 - what? oh, I... - you look like julie christie in doctor zhivago. 360 00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:50,470 I get cold, okay? i grew up in a subtropical climate. 361 00:20:50,505 --> 00:20:55,110 No, i-i didn't mean it... i think it's you know, i mean... i think it looks nice. 362 00:20:55,145 --> 00:20:57,324 Shawn, what is the matter with you? 363 00:20:57,359 --> 00:21:01,467 - we can still talk as friends. - i-i know that. 364 00:21:01,502 --> 00:21:05,067 All right, i can't do this. Spencer, you've got to find me a weapon of some sort. 365 00:21:05,102 --> 00:21:08,169 I don't care if it's a cane with a blow dart in it. if this thing goes down and it gets ugly... 366 00:21:08,204 --> 00:21:10,831 We're waiting for a single man to enter an empty boat. 367 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,896 Which may require deadly force. 368 00:21:16,379 --> 00:21:19,750 - shawn, i gotta pee. - i told you to go back at the hotel. 369 00:21:19,785 --> 00:21:23,070 I couldn't. I got freaked out. there were rose petals everywhere. 370 00:21:23,105 --> 00:21:25,915 All over the toilet. why would they do that? it's weird. 371 00:21:26,521 --> 00:21:28,272 It's not weird. it's wonderful. 372 00:21:28,618 --> 00:21:30,099 - did you see that? - what? 373 00:21:30,869 --> 00:21:34,220 - i saw something. It's a shadow. - no, it's not a shadow. It's a person. 374 00:21:34,869 --> 00:21:37,777 - what is he doing out here? - he's definitely packing heat. 375 00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:39,972 - that makes one of you. - shut up, guster. 376 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,213 Well, let's all just think this through. 377 00:21:41,248 --> 00:21:43,985 There is a man and a shadow on the dock. 378 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:46,687 - repeat, a man and a shadow down on the dock. - tell them not to approach. 379 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:48,306 Well, don't... don't approach. 380 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,762 - don't approach the man or the shadow... - they're approaching! 381 00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:04,515 False alarm. It is a false alarm. this is not our perp. 382 00:22:04,550 --> 00:22:06,507 - everybody back to... - it's too late. 383 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,166 He took it already. 384 00:22:11,688 --> 00:22:13,742 That's definitely not a manet. 385 00:22:17,234 --> 00:22:19,851 So he pretty much told us exactly what he was going to steal, 386 00:22:19,886 --> 00:22:23,690 Where he was gonna iteal st from, and when he was gonna be there, and we still couldn't catch him. 387 00:22:23,725 --> 00:22:26,134 - i mean, how good is this guy, gus? - shawn, 388 00:22:26,869 --> 00:22:30,015 Why are we on this carriage ride? you don't find it oddly romantic? 389 00:22:31,163 --> 00:22:32,168 What? 390 00:22:33,174 --> 00:22:34,709 No. not at all. 391 00:22:35,682 --> 00:22:38,436 What better way for a couple best buddies to... 392 00:22:38,471 --> 00:22:42,104 Take in the stars, some cool, crisp canadian air? 393 00:22:42,623 --> 00:22:43,951 Maybe solve an art theft. 394 00:22:43,986 --> 00:22:47,056 So just let me know when you want me to head to the kissing bridge. 395 00:22:49,306 --> 00:22:50,971 - wait a minute. - what? 396 00:22:51,479 --> 00:22:52,820 Wait a... 397 00:22:54,604 --> 00:22:58,042 Now it all makes sense. this whole thing. 398 00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:02,788 The rose petals on the bed. The reservation at the bistro. Now this carriage ride. 399 00:23:02,823 --> 00:23:06,682 This whole trip. It was all planned as a romantic week for you and abigail. 400 00:23:06,717 --> 00:23:07,720 I... 401 00:23:09,256 --> 00:23:11,191 Okay, all right. okay, i admit it. 402 00:23:11,226 --> 00:23:13,776 The dates for her teacher's conference changed quite unexpectedly. 403 00:23:13,811 --> 00:23:16,533 That's why you asked me at the last minute. i was an afterthought? 404 00:23:16,568 --> 00:23:19,052 Gus, don't get caught up in the minutiae of trip planning. 405 00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:22,426 That's it. you deceived me, shawn. i'm done with this. I'm finished. 406 00:23:22,461 --> 00:23:24,502 We need to figure out what despereaux's next move is. 407 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:26,537 Besides, you do not want to get out of this carriage. 408 00:23:26,547 --> 00:23:28,525 It's freezing. it's dark out here. 409 00:23:28,535 --> 00:23:30,805 And there are most likely raccoons everywhere. 410 00:23:31,736 --> 00:23:34,123 Uh, i'm staying here. you are getting out. 411 00:23:34,158 --> 00:23:37,929 My credit card paid for this ride, and i'm taking it, just not with you. 412 00:23:37,964 --> 00:23:41,770 - but good luck figuring out this case. - no, gus! please... stop it! 413 00:23:44,505 --> 00:23:46,678 Wha... at least leave me the blanket! 414 00:23:49,799 --> 00:23:52,620 Hello, raccoons. i know you're watching me. 415 00:23:53,550 --> 00:23:56,739 I don't blame you. I'd be doing the same thing if i was you. I mean, who am i? 416 00:23:57,266 --> 00:24:00,509 Some mysterious biped infiltrating your natural habitat. 417 00:24:01,061 --> 00:24:04,412 I know you don't mean to scare me with your beady little yellow eyes that glow like the devil. 418 00:24:05,072 --> 00:24:08,917 Let's do a list... we'll do a list of famous raccoons. 419 00:24:09,492 --> 00:24:11,342 Meeko from pocahontas. Check. 420 00:24:12,499 --> 00:24:14,183 Rocky raccoon. 421 00:24:14,919 --> 00:24:18,219 Judges, good reading on rocky ra... 422 00:24:20,873 --> 00:24:22,603 Where do you think you're going? 423 00:24:24,132 --> 00:24:25,482 To my room. 424 00:24:27,736 --> 00:24:28,745 Okay. 425 00:24:30,126 --> 00:24:31,176 Okay, you little... 426 00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:33,653 Masked night bandits. 427 00:24:33,996 --> 00:24:35,096 I gotta go. 428 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,732 I think i know where despereaux is. 429 00:24:38,816 --> 00:24:42,116 But you... but you're probably not interested. 430 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:43,273 Well, it's... 431 00:24:43,804 --> 00:24:47,804 Maybe a couple of you are. more so than... more so than the others. 432 00:24:51,326 --> 00:24:52,831 Hello, bertrand. 433 00:24:53,456 --> 00:24:56,760 - yes, sir. How may i help you? - i seem to have misplaced my card key. 434 00:24:56,795 --> 00:25:00,044 Oh, well, i'd be happy to replace your key. i just need your name. 435 00:25:00,079 --> 00:25:01,726 Pierre despereaux. 436 00:25:03,113 --> 00:25:06,577 I'm sorry, uh, there's no one by that name registered here. 437 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:10,457 Despereaux always comes in and out of town undetected with an army of aliases, 438 00:25:10,492 --> 00:25:12,292 Usually of an artist. 439 00:25:12,681 --> 00:25:13,987 Uh, here's the thing. 440 00:25:14,022 --> 00:25:16,697 I register under a lot of different names in order to protect my privacy, 441 00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:20,319 So why don't we try john van gogh. 442 00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:23,420 Nothing? 443 00:25:24,085 --> 00:25:26,779 Jacques hockneystein? 444 00:25:28,016 --> 00:25:29,016 Stine. 445 00:25:29,559 --> 00:25:30,759 Okay, uh, sir, 446 00:25:31,973 --> 00:25:35,465 Um, i'm not sure what shenanigans you're up to, but i don't like it, 447 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:38,484 - and i don't appreciate it. - it might've been edgar degas. 448 00:25:38,987 --> 00:25:40,187 12th floor. 449 00:25:45,314 --> 00:25:47,655 Well... yes, yes. that name is here. 450 00:25:49,456 --> 00:25:51,326 - um, do you think i could get a... - i'm so sorry about this. 451 00:25:51,361 --> 00:25:54,708 It's my assistant that makes all the reservations. she's been under heavy medication. 452 00:25:54,743 --> 00:25:56,993 She was recently diagnosed with parvo. 453 00:25:57,715 --> 00:25:59,723 Well, isn't that a dog's disease? 454 00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:03,036 Yes. yes it is. my assistant is a golden retriever. 455 00:26:03,071 --> 00:26:04,619 Adorable, but dim. 456 00:26:04,654 --> 00:26:08,537 Her whole keyboard is just three big buttons. she has very large paws. Ah. 457 00:26:08,572 --> 00:26:13,435 Should've fired her years ago, but she's a rescue, and i just didn't have the heart. 458 00:26:15,128 --> 00:26:17,333 Gus, guess where i am right now? 459 00:26:18,013 --> 00:26:20,120 I'm in despereaux's room right now. 460 00:26:20,155 --> 00:26:23,335 Yeah, i'm gonna... i'm gonna rifle through all of this stuff, 461 00:26:23,370 --> 00:26:26,433 And then i'm totally gonna pull a john turturro from miller's crossing on him. 462 00:26:26,468 --> 00:26:29,560 And then we'll get some sundaes. i'm just gonna sit here quietly, 463 00:26:29,595 --> 00:26:31,547 Wait for him to get back, and then i'm gonna click on the lamp. 464 00:26:31,582 --> 00:26:35,032 Scare the gingersnaps out of him. What. 465 00:26:35,446 --> 00:26:38,446 No, i don't remember how that movie ends, why? 466 00:26:40,105 --> 00:26:41,452 That's a... 467 00:26:41,712 --> 00:26:45,854 "negativo" on the sundaes, buddy. i repeat, negative on the sundaes. 468 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,510 So. so... 469 00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:53,100 This is your room? 470 00:26:53,135 --> 00:26:56,330 This is embarrassing, isn't it? i mean, uh, 471 00:26:56,690 --> 00:27:00,890 It's a real rattlesnake of a misunderstanding. it's... it's amazing how much this place looks... 472 00:27:00,925 --> 00:27:04,125 Just like the room that gus and i have over at the... 473 00:27:04,213 --> 00:27:07,281 - captain vancouver do-right inn. - sit. 474 00:27:09,563 --> 00:27:10,563 You know, 475 00:27:11,991 --> 00:27:14,079 I never was a fan of miller's crossing. 476 00:27:14,114 --> 00:27:17,482 Too much gore and violence. i mean, don't get me wrong, 477 00:27:18,163 --> 00:27:19,963 I appreciate a good murder. 478 00:27:20,107 --> 00:27:22,636 But why does it have to be so messy? 479 00:27:22,671 --> 00:27:24,621 Where's the elegance? the grace? 480 00:27:25,798 --> 00:27:29,148 People don't kill people with panache anymore. 481 00:27:29,788 --> 00:27:33,938 I wish i could stay and chat with you, but i'm actually getting ready to press on. 482 00:27:36,231 --> 00:27:40,609 There... there wouldn't happen to be a manet in that suitcase by any chance, would there? 483 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:44,118 You know, you should keep at this detective business, mr. spencer. 484 00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:48,240 That's half the battle. 485 00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:50,624 What? 486 00:27:51,551 --> 00:27:54,722 Oh, you thought my marco ciccone loafers were a gun? 487 00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:57,605 - maybe. - no, no, no, no, mr. spencer. 488 00:27:59,710 --> 00:28:02,924 This is my gun, you see? 489 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,900 A gentleman of leisure never packs his weapon next to his socks. 490 00:28:07,090 --> 00:28:08,240 It's uncouth. 491 00:28:09,183 --> 00:28:11,383 What, you think i'm going to kill you? 492 00:28:11,634 --> 00:28:13,134 - no? - you're right. 493 00:28:13,833 --> 00:28:15,294 Not yet, anyway. 494 00:28:16,420 --> 00:28:20,220 I have to be pushed very hard to get into that kind of business. 495 00:28:20,562 --> 00:28:24,500 Number one, it's messy. and i have to spend one more night here. 496 00:28:24,766 --> 00:28:28,266 Number two, you have nothing on me but your word. 497 00:28:28,490 --> 00:28:31,340 Your very shaky, very suspect word. 498 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:35,869 Therefore, you pose absolutely no threat to me whatsoever. 499 00:28:36,495 --> 00:28:38,245 I do have to thank you, though. 500 00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:41,075 You have been very useful for me. 501 00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:44,802 - my pleasure. - and now, if you don't mind... 502 00:28:46,417 --> 00:28:49,389 Oh, uh, i don't even know how to respond. i'm both relieved... 503 00:28:49,717 --> 00:28:51,946 And offended at the same time. but... 504 00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:54,882 I know when i'm beat. 505 00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:00,722 One more thing. 506 00:29:01,701 --> 00:29:03,298 What day is today? 507 00:29:03,837 --> 00:29:04,837 Sunday. 508 00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:07,043 Yeah, that's what i thought. 509 00:29:09,892 --> 00:29:13,185 Spencer, i don't want to hear it anymore. i am telling you, he is done. 510 00:29:13,195 --> 00:29:14,503 He is heading for the border. 511 00:29:14,513 --> 00:29:17,218 Lassie, listen. it's not molson time just yet. 512 00:29:17,253 --> 00:29:19,346 - i know he's going to steal one more thing. - so what's he going to steal? 513 00:29:19,381 --> 00:29:20,838 - i don't know. - where is it, then? 514 00:29:20,873 --> 00:29:24,368 I don't have a completely clear picture on that, but i am honing. I am a honer. 515 00:29:24,403 --> 00:29:26,176 There is a small jet... 516 00:29:26,211 --> 00:29:29,084 Waiting at a private airfield just over the border in blaine, washington, 517 00:29:29,119 --> 00:29:31,315 Registered to one of his aliases. 518 00:29:31,350 --> 00:29:32,803 - barry picasso? - no. 519 00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:35,246 It's scheduled to take off in four hours. we plan on being there. 520 00:29:35,281 --> 00:29:39,231 Okay, look, guys. Here's the thing. i actually spoke with him last night. 521 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:42,346 What do you mean, you spoke with him? 522 00:29:42,636 --> 00:29:45,214 I mean i had a... a vision, wherein we... we spoke. 523 00:29:45,249 --> 00:29:49,290 See, he... he had a vision. what exactly was he doing in this vision? 524 00:29:49,325 --> 00:29:50,454 Packing. 525 00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:52,632 Of course he was packing, because he's leaving town! 526 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:55,207 Wrong, because he wanted me to to think he was leaving town. 527 00:29:55,242 --> 00:29:56,778 It was all a show for my benefit. 528 00:29:56,813 --> 00:29:58,845 There is no way this guy would leave town with out his dry cleaning, 529 00:29:58,850 --> 00:30:00,687 And that does not get delivered until tuesday. 530 00:30:00,722 --> 00:30:04,117 Trust me, he cares just as much about his pants as he does about thievery. 531 00:30:04,152 --> 00:30:07,003 So let me get this straight, despereaux comes to you in a vision... 532 00:30:07,038 --> 00:30:09,063 To fake doing something? 533 00:30:11,771 --> 00:30:16,303 I do have to thank you, though. you have been very useful for me. 534 00:30:18,054 --> 00:30:19,404 I was a smokescreen. 535 00:30:20,965 --> 00:30:22,844 He used me as a smokescreen. 536 00:30:23,712 --> 00:30:26,912 I'm sorry, shawn, but this is a really good lead. 537 00:30:28,379 --> 00:30:32,027 Wait, wait, wait, guys! don't you at least want to hear my plan? 538 00:30:32,151 --> 00:30:34,446 It could be good! you don't know. 539 00:30:36,950 --> 00:30:37,952 What? 540 00:30:42,362 --> 00:30:44,193 - i want to see your book. - my book? 541 00:30:44,228 --> 00:30:46,446 Yeah, the one with things that despereaux might steal. 542 00:30:46,590 --> 00:30:49,789 - nobody ever wants to see my book. - i do. i want to see the book 543 00:30:49,824 --> 00:30:52,024 I'm also going to eat these waffles. 544 00:30:53,525 --> 00:30:57,725 I gotta hand it to you, mackintosh. the binding on this thing is impressive. 545 00:30:58,147 --> 00:31:01,098 The presentation, i mean... just outstanding. 546 00:31:08,286 --> 00:31:12,109 And then the next day i'm going to treat myself like a king. 547 00:31:13,352 --> 00:31:14,752 He told me everything. 548 00:31:16,119 --> 00:31:17,406 That clever bastard. 549 00:31:17,970 --> 00:31:19,107 Who? 550 00:31:19,556 --> 00:31:22,202 What can you tell me about the buschlen mowatt gallery in yaletown? 551 00:31:22,319 --> 00:31:24,484 Well, i know quite a bit, actually. what in particular? 552 00:31:24,489 --> 00:31:26,691 In particular, uh, the security system. 553 00:31:26,696 --> 00:31:29,432 Government issue. Actually, i was on the team that installed it and set it up. 554 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,553 That's fortuitous. can it be set down? 555 00:31:34,743 --> 00:31:36,964 I have a shot at redemption for you. for recognition. 556 00:31:36,999 --> 00:31:39,553 But it's going to be dangerous. and we're gonna need gus. Are you in? 557 00:31:39,715 --> 00:31:42,681 Wait before you answer that. are you a fan of solving crimes? 558 00:31:46,671 --> 00:31:48,103 - yes. - that's my man. 559 00:32:00,299 --> 00:32:02,049 - that's him. - that's who? 560 00:32:02,704 --> 00:32:04,868 That's the gallery owner. he's the last one out. 561 00:32:04,903 --> 00:32:08,063 That means it's closed. we can go inside. That's where the crown is. 562 00:32:08,098 --> 00:32:10,284 That was your plan, shawn? to steal the crown? 563 00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:13,052 No. absolutely not. don't be ridiculous. 564 00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:18,334 Possibly move the crown at best. but the point is to get to it first, before despereaux. 565 00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:21,138 Not only is this a felony of international proportions, shawn, 566 00:32:21,143 --> 00:32:23,495 But also, we are not art thieves. 567 00:32:23,719 --> 00:32:25,519 What do you think this is for? 568 00:32:25,912 --> 00:32:28,612 Big apple, come in. are we good to go? 569 00:32:29,306 --> 00:32:30,312 Uh, just about, shawn. 570 00:32:30,758 --> 00:32:31,758 Uh, over. 571 00:32:37,136 --> 00:32:38,136 See, gus? 572 00:32:38,787 --> 00:32:43,009 It's not really breaking in if the actual cops help you break in, am i right? 573 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:45,077 Do i need to explain the law to you, shawn? 574 00:32:45,249 --> 00:32:48,849 You can try, but... it's probably not going to make much of a difference. 575 00:32:50,203 --> 00:32:52,334 So how do you plan on getting through this obstacle? 576 00:32:53,957 --> 00:32:58,014 Dude, i know you've seen entrapment at least 26 times. 577 00:32:58,049 --> 00:33:01,343 You have to do this. you're twice as limber as c. zeta-jones 578 00:33:02,926 --> 00:33:04,346 Uh-uh, shawn. not happening. 579 00:33:04,381 --> 00:33:07,731 Gus, we don't have a lot of options here. it's not like we can turn back. 580 00:33:07,766 --> 00:33:11,063 Look, it's three lasers. plus, they're canadian lasers. 581 00:33:11,098 --> 00:33:12,646 I'm gonna guide you through this. 582 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,655 Usain bolt. 583 00:33:20,456 --> 00:33:22,477 - gus to the world. - that's what i'm talkin' about! 584 00:33:24,384 --> 00:33:25,784 You got this. 585 00:33:28,261 --> 00:33:29,461 That's it, buddy. 586 00:33:29,905 --> 00:33:33,455 Now... now lower your right shoulder just a little bit, like two inches. 587 00:33:33,490 --> 00:33:34,502 Yeah, there you go. 588 00:33:34,537 --> 00:33:37,004 That's your way in. that's your way in. that's your gateway. 589 00:33:37,156 --> 00:33:38,213 Arch your back. 590 00:33:38,657 --> 00:33:39,657 Clear. 591 00:33:39,692 --> 00:33:42,475 Watch your feet, watch your feet. okay, you're good. 592 00:33:42,510 --> 00:33:44,720 Okay, all right. this one's a little trickier. 593 00:33:46,943 --> 00:33:49,099 Knee to chest. knee to chest! 594 00:33:49,134 --> 00:33:50,642 Now pivot about 30 degrees... 595 00:33:51,102 --> 00:33:53,645 To your left. Safe. 596 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,398 Dude, that's your safe haven. that's your safe haven. 597 00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:59,552 Right hand green! right hand green! 598 00:33:59,808 --> 00:34:03,858 - that's twister, shawn. Oh, yeah. - how come we don't play that anymore? 599 00:34:03,940 --> 00:34:07,784 Get your butt higher! arch your back! spread your cheeks if you can. 600 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,030 Scratch that. abort cheek spreading. Pivot. 601 00:34:12,204 --> 00:34:14,750 Pivot your body about 30 degrees. left, to the left. 602 00:34:17,045 --> 00:34:18,045 Boom. But... what? 603 00:34:24,306 --> 00:34:25,318 What are you doing? 604 00:34:25,353 --> 00:34:27,725 Oh, buddy, i had mackintosh disarm the lasers too. 605 00:34:27,730 --> 00:34:29,431 But i wanted to see how you would do it. 606 00:34:29,466 --> 00:34:32,976 Now we know for the future that if we ever encounter this exact scenario, 607 00:34:33,765 --> 00:34:35,853 Oh, you are the man for the job. what? 608 00:34:38,013 --> 00:34:39,063 There it is. 609 00:34:46,312 --> 00:34:48,996 Where's the crown? it's in that metal box. 610 00:34:49,031 --> 00:34:53,378 It closes when the gallery does. don't worry, mackintosh disarmed this too. 611 00:34:53,413 --> 00:34:56,291 This, my friend, is the easy part. 612 00:34:59,988 --> 00:35:03,066 - i thought you said this was the easy part. - it's supposed to be the easy part! 613 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,093 Don't i get any credit for planning this whole thing in, like, less than two hours? 614 00:35:06,128 --> 00:35:08,428 No, you don't get any credit! the cops are gonna be here any second now 615 00:35:08,463 --> 00:35:09,479 They will not. 616 00:35:11,737 --> 00:35:13,545 Man, stop playing. there's nobody behind me. 617 00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:15,435 - shut up, shawn. - i'm not turning around. 618 00:35:15,623 --> 00:35:16,623 Freeze! 619 00:35:22,731 --> 00:35:23,830 Dad! 620 00:35:24,312 --> 00:35:26,997 - they arrested you too? - i posted your bail, shawn. 621 00:35:27,032 --> 00:35:30,709 It was more than i expected. you owe me the difference plus the exchange rate. 622 00:35:30,744 --> 00:35:33,348 Do you realize they charged me nine bucks for an us magazine? 623 00:35:33,383 --> 00:35:35,161 - what about me? - dad, you didn't bail out gus? 624 00:35:35,196 --> 00:35:36,832 Now i gotta bail both of you out? where's your dad? 625 00:35:36,983 --> 00:35:39,835 Shawn used my one call to vote for american idol. 626 00:35:40,462 --> 00:35:41,818 Shawn, you didn't say anything about... 627 00:35:41,828 --> 00:35:44,318 Gus. i thought he had his own cash. don't you have a credit card? 628 00:35:44,353 --> 00:35:45,584 My credit card is maxed out. 629 00:35:45,619 --> 00:35:48,258 Dad, believe me, i've spoken to him about not overextending himself. 630 00:35:48,293 --> 00:35:50,846 - shawn, do you really think this is fun? - well, stanley park was nice. 631 00:35:50,881 --> 00:35:52,597 You do realize you can't leave this country? 632 00:35:52,632 --> 00:35:54,973 Dad, do you understand? we had him. 633 00:35:55,613 --> 00:35:57,444 - but... - but what, shawn? 634 00:35:58,083 --> 00:35:59,896 - he was too good. - too good? 635 00:36:00,189 --> 00:36:03,307 - what'd i raise you to do? - it was literally the perfect crime. 636 00:36:03,342 --> 00:36:06,908 The perfect crime? there is no such thing as a perfect crime, shawn. 637 00:36:07,716 --> 00:36:09,362 All right, well, fine. well then, it was as close as you can possibly get. 638 00:36:09,372 --> 00:36:11,053 - it was this close. - the only way it's close... 639 00:36:11,063 --> 00:36:13,011 Is if you make it look like the perfect crime. 640 00:36:13,021 --> 00:36:15,870 Now, i'm gonna see if i can put gus on my credit card. 641 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,255 In the meantime, i got a 4:00 salmon boat, and if i miss that, this trip... 642 00:36:19,265 --> 00:36:21,069 Is a complete waste. 643 00:36:27,754 --> 00:36:29,933 Big apple. What is this? what happened? 644 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,836 - fired. - why? 645 00:36:32,075 --> 00:36:33,075 Really? 646 00:36:33,085 --> 00:36:35,130 Because of what happened down at the museum. 647 00:36:35,377 --> 00:36:37,186 Aw, man, i'm so sorry. 648 00:36:37,326 --> 00:36:39,262 I feel like this is partially my fault. 649 00:36:39,272 --> 00:36:40,592 Partially? it was your idea. 650 00:36:40,602 --> 00:36:43,055 Well, it probably would've just been a suspension, 651 00:36:43,065 --> 00:36:45,000 But then the crown ended up going missing, so... 652 00:36:45,010 --> 00:36:46,036 Say what? 653 00:36:46,249 --> 00:36:47,252 You know? 654 00:36:47,326 --> 00:36:48,410 It was gone. 655 00:36:48,631 --> 00:36:51,055 - when they opened the case. - that's impossible. 656 00:36:51,238 --> 00:36:52,252 No, 657 00:36:52,296 --> 00:36:54,630 When they opened the metal display case, the crown was missing. 658 00:36:54,797 --> 00:36:55,948 Where's the crown? 659 00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:58,798 It's in that metal box. it closes when the gallery does. 660 00:36:58,871 --> 00:37:00,586 Dude, we watched the museum close. 661 00:37:00,596 --> 00:37:02,703 We... we watched the thing close. we never left the building. 662 00:37:02,713 --> 00:37:04,245 The only way he could've taken it is if... 663 00:37:05,509 --> 00:37:06,524 How? 664 00:37:06,988 --> 00:37:08,723 Is if he had had it all along. 665 00:37:16,929 --> 00:37:19,362 I sold that painting two weeks ago. 666 00:37:19,372 --> 00:37:21,358 - he's a billionaire. - millionaire. 667 00:37:21,654 --> 00:37:24,709 Okay, former billionaire, now millionaire, living off his yacht. 668 00:37:25,186 --> 00:37:27,302 Oh, i know why despereaux never gets caught! 669 00:37:27,510 --> 00:37:30,481 Because he doesn't steal anything! 670 00:37:31,404 --> 00:37:33,934 - we gotta hurry. - that's my helmet. 671 00:37:35,472 --> 00:37:36,498 I... oh... guys. 672 00:37:46,692 --> 00:37:48,034 Mr. spencer. 673 00:37:49,538 --> 00:37:51,487 You have an impressive learning curve. 674 00:37:52,322 --> 00:37:53,320 Thank you. 675 00:37:53,667 --> 00:37:55,198 I also play the mandocello. 676 00:37:55,491 --> 00:37:56,491 Not well. 677 00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:59,080 But who else do you know who plays the mandocello? 678 00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:00,756 I'm no longer amused. 679 00:38:00,839 --> 00:38:02,123 You almost had me. 680 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:05,257 I mean, the yacht and the high rise were just flawless. 681 00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:07,829 But you left me too much time when you stole the crown. 682 00:38:08,159 --> 00:38:09,879 And i covered all my bases. 683 00:38:09,889 --> 00:38:12,261 Which means you didn't have time to steal the crown. 684 00:38:12,453 --> 00:38:13,456 But then, 685 00:38:13,493 --> 00:38:15,544 You didn't have to, because the owner just... 686 00:38:15,554 --> 00:38:16,956 Handed it to you. 687 00:38:17,407 --> 00:38:18,769 I knew you were worthy. 688 00:38:18,908 --> 00:38:21,400 Worthy. and very disappointed. 689 00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:22,964 Really, shawn? 690 00:38:22,974 --> 00:38:24,777 I've been hiding back here for ten minutes. 691 00:38:24,787 --> 00:38:26,954 I thought you were gonna give your speech from inside the plane. 692 00:38:26,964 --> 00:38:29,125 - gus. - what? i'm seriously cramped back here. 693 00:38:29,135 --> 00:38:32,774 I'm about to drop the hammer on this guy. just flag down the stewardess. Order a mojito. 694 00:38:32,859 --> 00:38:34,405 Just call me when you're done. 695 00:38:35,571 --> 00:38:37,410 Man, i thought you were so cool. 696 00:38:37,504 --> 00:38:38,950 But you're just here to look the part. 697 00:38:39,094 --> 00:38:40,542 This whole time, i'm thinking, 698 00:38:40,690 --> 00:38:42,682 "this guy is thomas crown." 699 00:38:43,708 --> 00:38:45,452 You're barely remington steele. 700 00:38:45,836 --> 00:38:47,421 Which makes me, what, laura holt? 701 00:38:47,639 --> 00:38:50,303 You think a guy like me wants to be stephanie zimbalist? 702 00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:52,460 Maybe. 703 00:38:54,758 --> 00:38:57,687 The items were handed to you one by one. 704 00:38:57,833 --> 00:38:59,244 - that's him. - that's who? 705 00:38:59,468 --> 00:39:01,465 That's the gallery owner. he's the last one out. 706 00:39:01,475 --> 00:39:03,868 The gallery owner had the crown when he left the gallery. 707 00:39:04,073 --> 00:39:05,675 He was having money troubles. 708 00:39:05,798 --> 00:39:07,458 As did the rest of your victims. 709 00:39:07,798 --> 00:39:08,853 And you... 710 00:39:08,992 --> 00:39:10,180 You're just the middleman. 711 00:39:10,472 --> 00:39:12,883 You made it look like the items were being stolen. 712 00:39:13,212 --> 00:39:14,310 Hence your... 713 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:15,798 Calling card. 714 00:39:15,965 --> 00:39:17,514 And always in a series, right? 715 00:39:17,675 --> 00:39:20,314 So it wouldn't call suspicion to an owner in financial peril... 716 00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:22,537 Who suddenly gets his manet stolen? 717 00:39:23,739 --> 00:39:25,237 Insurance fraud. 718 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:27,582 Really? that is so lame. 719 00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:29,641 I mean, do you even have a pilot's license? 720 00:39:29,651 --> 00:39:30,995 I do. 721 00:39:31,380 --> 00:39:34,225 But now i feel as though i have to hurt you, 722 00:39:34,475 --> 00:39:36,051 Which saddens me. 723 00:39:36,279 --> 00:39:37,980 I thought you were a master criminal. 724 00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:41,057 The genius of my plan is in its simplicity. 725 00:39:41,898 --> 00:39:44,821 Perhaps it's not as sexy as you believed. 726 00:39:45,839 --> 00:39:46,968 But don't forget, 727 00:39:48,304 --> 00:39:49,572 I got away with it. 728 00:39:50,883 --> 00:39:52,385 No, you didn't. 729 00:39:53,117 --> 00:39:54,526 Hello, despereaux. 730 00:39:55,882 --> 00:39:58,890 Bet you're not too happy to see me right about now, are you? 731 00:40:00,330 --> 00:40:01,836 I have absolutely no idea... 732 00:40:01,924 --> 00:40:03,193 Who you are. 733 00:40:04,463 --> 00:40:05,821 Detective. 734 00:40:05,902 --> 00:40:06,906 Thank you. 735 00:40:13,975 --> 00:40:15,411 Your boss is really good. 736 00:40:15,485 --> 00:40:17,616 We do not work for him. 737 00:40:17,626 --> 00:40:19,418 It just seems that way sometimes. 738 00:40:19,608 --> 00:40:20,928 Mr. spencer. 739 00:40:22,630 --> 00:40:25,285 I've often fantasized about escaping from prison, you know. 740 00:40:31,784 --> 00:40:32,784 - shawn. - yes? 741 00:40:33,192 --> 00:40:34,693 Don't you think it's odd that... 742 00:40:34,962 --> 00:40:35,962 You're... 743 00:40:35,972 --> 00:40:37,362 In a relationship now, 744 00:40:37,372 --> 00:40:40,844 Yet you invite me to maybe the most romantic place on earth? 745 00:40:41,141 --> 00:40:42,940 Okay, look. jules, listen. I... 746 00:40:42,950 --> 00:40:44,658 I made these plans weeks ago. 747 00:40:45,150 --> 00:40:47,653 And gus refused to come on account he's a man. 748 00:40:48,034 --> 00:40:49,908 And i'm a man. 749 00:40:49,918 --> 00:40:51,496 Or some nonsense like that. 750 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,269 Look, i have a point. it's this. 751 00:40:53,511 --> 00:40:55,814 I refuse to feel uncomfortable around you. 752 00:40:55,824 --> 00:40:58,277 It's silly. You mean too much to me. and... 753 00:40:58,519 --> 00:41:00,617 And i am perfectly capable of keeping this... 754 00:41:00,946 --> 00:41:02,627 Platonic as long as you are. 755 00:41:02,637 --> 00:41:05,339 - oh, please. I can. - well, i can too. 756 00:41:05,349 --> 00:41:06,372 Great. 757 00:41:08,334 --> 00:41:09,470 But how? 758 00:41:09,795 --> 00:41:13,169 So at least show me what you had planned for this perfect date. 759 00:41:13,534 --> 00:41:15,406 Okay, but promise not to laugh. 760 00:41:19,429 --> 00:41:20,910 You hired this guy? 761 00:41:21,093 --> 00:41:22,335 Technically, gus did. 762 00:41:22,639 --> 00:41:24,382 Would've lost our deposit. 763 00:41:24,521 --> 00:41:26,082 I don't... he was supposed to be more discreet. 764 00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:39,155 - this is overkill, huh? - no, no. not if you're six. 765 00:41:40,519 --> 00:41:44,798 A mime, though? really, shawn? i don't know, you don't really strike me as a mime guy. 766 00:41:45,065 --> 00:41:47,651 Oh, no, no, no—the mime had nothing to do with me. this mime is... 767 00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:49,429 Clearly working on his own. 768 00:41:50,006 --> 00:41:51,370 You seen enough? more than. 769 00:41:53,536 --> 00:41:56,310 - so abigail's into opera, huh? - no, not really. 770 00:41:56,550 --> 00:41:58,082 Just robust italian men. 771 00:41:58,588 --> 00:42:00,286 I didn't even know he sang, actually. 772 00:42:01,267 --> 00:42:03,484 - look at that bridge. - yeah, it's beautiful. 773 00:42:03,494 --> 00:42:04,840 Little-known fact:... 774 00:42:04,950 --> 00:42:07,126 - that bridge was built by wolves. - really?