1 00:00:02,855 --> 00:00:05,554 Shawn? Shawn! 2 00:00:05,890 --> 00:00:07,667 Get in here a second. 3 00:00:10,146 --> 00:00:11,529 Gus, what are you doing here? 4 00:00:11,597 --> 00:00:14,324 I'm representing Shawn in this situation. 5 00:00:14,631 --> 00:00:16,653 Shawn, get in here! 6 00:00:22,996 --> 00:00:24,655 Take a look around. 7 00:00:26,195 --> 00:00:27,661 Well, what am I looking at? 8 00:00:27,729 --> 00:00:28,955 Something's missing. 9 00:00:29,028 --> 00:00:32,323 I took something of yours, you need to figure out what it is. 10 00:00:32,394 --> 00:00:33,382 Dad, you robbed me? 11 00:00:33,461 --> 00:00:35,756 No, robbery is the taking of property by force or fear. 12 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,918 I'm not afraid of anyone in this room. 13 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:39,619 So you're a burglar, then? 14 00:00:39,693 --> 00:00:41,920 No, Gus. Burglary involves breaking in. 15 00:00:41,993 --> 00:00:44,254 This is theft, pure and simple. 16 00:00:44,626 --> 00:00:49,614 You need to figure out what it is, or you're not getting it back. Concentrate. 17 00:01:09,022 --> 00:01:11,283 You thief! You stole my BB gun! 18 00:01:11,355 --> 00:01:14,411 Technically, yes. Theft makes me a thief. You're learning. 19 00:01:14,487 --> 00:01:16,248 So, can I have it back now? 20 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:20,809 No. I told you not to play with it in the yard. It's too dangerous. 21 00:01:20,887 --> 00:01:22,682 But you said if I figured out what's missing, I... 22 00:01:22,753 --> 00:01:24,775 Shawn, thieves always lie. 23 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:26,375 Remember that. 24 00:01:26,452 --> 00:01:29,441 How did you even know I was playing with it in the back yard? 25 00:02:24,042 --> 00:02:27,838 Mister Coburn, we are interested in anything you can tell us. 26 00:02:28,009 --> 00:02:30,997 They were big and scary, these guys. 27 00:02:31,075 --> 00:02:33,509 Didn't you say you didn't see them? 28 00:02:34,044 --> 00:02:35,374 That's right. 29 00:02:35,445 --> 00:02:38,471 Of course, they were big and scary. Look at this place. The man's lucky to be alive. 30 00:02:38,548 --> 00:02:42,711 Carlton, I've got this. What time did you begin your shift? 31 00:02:43,117 --> 00:02:44,311 8:00. 32 00:02:44,385 --> 00:02:45,716 Are you the only watchman? 33 00:02:45,786 --> 00:02:47,344 Yeah. 34 00:02:47,420 --> 00:02:50,150 Would you mind showing me where you were standing at the time of the attack? 35 00:02:50,223 --> 00:02:51,417 Yeah. 36 00:02:53,759 --> 00:02:56,386 I was walking through here... 37 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:05,357 Spencer! What the hell are you doing up there? 38 00:03:05,434 --> 00:03:08,335 Right now, I'm putting my hand in my pocket sans thumb, 39 00:03:08,404 --> 00:03:09,961 pointing at an imaginary seagull. 40 00:03:10,138 --> 00:03:12,834 But earlier, I got a call from the Chief. 41 00:03:12,908 --> 00:03:17,071 She sounded serious. Third break-in of its kind in as many months, no leads. 42 00:03:17,144 --> 00:03:18,132 The Chief told you that? 43 00:03:18,211 --> 00:03:22,238 No, she did. She looks like the Venus de Milo, 44 00:03:22,315 --> 00:03:25,875 but she prefers to be called Traci, with an "I." She saw everything. 45 00:03:25,951 --> 00:03:28,783 Said I should check the videos in the surveillance room. 46 00:03:28,853 --> 00:03:31,151 The mannequin told you that? No, the Chief did. 47 00:03:31,222 --> 00:03:33,519 Come on, Lassy, keep up with me here. 48 00:03:34,191 --> 00:03:38,058 Gus! I need you paying attention, do you think you can make that happen? 49 00:03:38,127 --> 00:03:40,185 I only opened my book for a second, Shawn. 50 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:41,694 You know I have to study for my exam. 51 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:45,061 Right. The RX something. 52 00:03:45,132 --> 00:03:49,363 RX, Rep RX. Pharmaceutical Rep Recertification Exam. 53 00:03:49,435 --> 00:03:54,565 That is the second worst name for a test ever. Right after the Proctological Practicum. 54 00:03:54,706 --> 00:03:57,300 Well my job depends on it. And you said you were gonna help me. 55 00:03:57,375 --> 00:03:59,569 I'm not sure how I can. You keep such sloppy notes. 56 00:03:59,643 --> 00:04:01,406 What is this green slime on your book? 57 00:04:01,478 --> 00:04:04,071 Did you just come from the Kids' Choice Awards? This place is filthy. 58 00:04:04,147 --> 00:04:05,910 Maybe it's a clue. Maybe it's urine. 59 00:04:05,982 --> 00:04:08,449 Smell it. I'm not gonna smell it, are you gonna help me or not? 60 00:04:09,451 --> 00:04:11,975 We've never had more than two people in this room. 61 00:04:12,053 --> 00:04:14,920 It's cozy, which means I'll need everyone's hands where I can see them. 62 00:04:14,989 --> 00:04:16,888 That means yours too, Chief. 63 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,558 Who is this? That's our psychic, Shawn Spencer. 64 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:22,822 Psychic and treasurer of the American Wicker Council. 65 00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:25,362 I'm up for re-election. I'm running on a rattan platform. 66 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:28,160 Stuart. This is my favorite booster, Detective Carlton Lassiter. 67 00:04:28,233 --> 00:04:29,927 Would you just play the tape? 68 00:04:36,539 --> 00:04:38,335 That's a lariat move. 69 00:04:38,607 --> 00:04:41,075 These guys are ex-military, no question. 70 00:04:48,348 --> 00:04:52,545 Oh, and that one there's calling the shots, so there appears to be a pattern here. 71 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:58,715 Well, detectives, when you know something, you can find me in my office. 72 00:04:58,789 --> 00:05:00,119 Excuse me. 73 00:05:01,157 --> 00:05:03,250 Ow! Hey, Chief! 74 00:05:09,297 --> 00:05:12,266 All right. We definitely need to check out all the local paramilitary groups, 75 00:05:12,332 --> 00:05:14,323 the security contractors, ROTC. 76 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:16,665 Santa Barbara Ladies Auxiliary. 77 00:05:16,936 --> 00:05:19,496 Huh? Oh, they're women. 78 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:26,005 It can't be women. This kind of thing took some kind of muscle. 79 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:29,170 It's a little shocking, isn't it? Not as shocking as this. 80 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:32,271 These are 31s and they're really pulling through here. 81 00:05:32,348 --> 00:05:34,679 Make yourself useful, get me the 32s. 82 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:37,947 I don't have time for this. Either you have something or you don't. 83 00:05:47,127 --> 00:05:49,219 Got it! Let's go see the Chief. 84 00:05:49,295 --> 00:05:51,786 You got it? Well, let's just say I've got suspects. 85 00:05:51,863 --> 00:05:54,491 Good. Let's go and give them their names. I've got studying to do. 86 00:05:54,565 --> 00:05:55,862 How many suspects are we talking? 87 00:05:55,933 --> 00:05:57,194 Mmm, give or take... 88 00:05:59,436 --> 00:06:01,232 80 suspects? 89 00:06:01,304 --> 00:06:04,501 Really, Mr. Spencer. It wouldn't be possible, 90 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,699 perhaps to narrow it down just a bit, would it? 91 00:06:06,775 --> 00:06:08,936 Not without help. It's a tight group, Chief. 92 00:06:09,010 --> 00:06:11,569 It's a clique. It's a sisterhood of the Ya-Ya variety. 93 00:06:11,645 --> 00:06:15,375 And it's gonna take a lot more than a smile and a pack of Pall Malls to get 'em to talk. 94 00:06:15,448 --> 00:06:18,245 Not a problem. Tough-to-crack suspects are right in my wheelhouse. 95 00:06:18,317 --> 00:06:22,685 Negative. We cannot go about this using a typical Lassiterian technique. 96 00:06:22,753 --> 00:06:26,052 We need someone on the inside. 97 00:06:27,090 --> 00:06:29,217 Are you saying you wanna go undercover? 98 00:06:29,292 --> 00:06:31,816 Undercover? Yes. Me? No. 99 00:06:31,894 --> 00:06:33,691 Unfortunately, I'm not qualified for this sort of thing. 100 00:06:33,762 --> 00:06:36,889 Don't worry about it, Spencer. I've been itching to do some undercover work. 101 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,989 And I've got a new mustache guy. 102 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:41,623 I like where your head's at, 103 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:44,864 because this is gonna take a very specific skill set. 104 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:48,737 There is only one person in this room that can pull it off. 105 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:50,206 I've just got one question. 106 00:06:53,078 --> 00:06:54,442 Can you skate? 107 00:06:54,511 --> 00:06:58,173 And it's looking like we're in for an excruciating jam, 108 00:06:58,247 --> 00:07:01,375 as Maniac cuts through the pack like a machete. 109 00:07:01,451 --> 00:07:03,884 That defense had better get on the defensive, or else! 110 00:07:03,952 --> 00:07:06,250 Ooh! Look out below! 111 00:07:10,825 --> 00:07:14,282 I know, you know That I'm not telling the truth 112 00:07:14,361 --> 00:07:17,352 I know, you know They just don't have any proof 113 00:07:17,429 --> 00:07:20,625 Embrace the deception Learn how to bend 114 00:07:20,698 --> 00:07:24,827 Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end 115 00:07:36,144 --> 00:07:39,374 Berman Auditorium is about to become the garden of beatin'! 116 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:43,743 And it's Miss Anthropy around the outside! 117 00:07:43,816 --> 00:07:44,874 One more turn, yeah! 118 00:07:44,951 --> 00:07:48,010 Don't let her through. Don't let her through! Pick her up! Pick her up! 119 00:07:48,086 --> 00:07:50,054 Pick her up! Somebody pick her up! 120 00:07:50,122 --> 00:07:52,214 I couldn't have called a better assignment. 121 00:07:52,289 --> 00:07:54,587 Yeah, right, you're a rocket scientist. 122 00:07:54,658 --> 00:07:57,683 I thought the police had a suspect from the roller derby like a month ago. 123 00:07:57,761 --> 00:07:59,990 Seven, Seven... Seven Deadly Cinderella. 124 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:02,292 Yeah, but it didn't go anywhere. 125 00:08:02,364 --> 00:08:05,457 What did you find that got Chief Vick back onto this roller derby angle? 126 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:08,990 Oh, just everything. The damage. The hand signals. 127 00:08:09,369 --> 00:08:12,361 The scuffmarks on the floor were caused by 62mm 128 00:08:12,438 --> 00:08:14,906 core composite competition skate wheels. 129 00:08:16,108 --> 00:08:19,804 Vick wouldn't buy it until I threw in some roller babble. But think about it, 130 00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:23,472 who better for a smash-and-grab job than an organized team? 131 00:08:24,348 --> 00:08:25,939 You think they were all on wheels? 132 00:08:26,015 --> 00:08:27,812 At least one of them was. 133 00:08:27,884 --> 00:08:30,044 What makes you so sure it was one of these teams? 134 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:32,018 Gus, you wanna take this one? 135 00:08:32,087 --> 00:08:33,247 What? 136 00:08:33,755 --> 00:08:35,949 Check the schedule. These are the only two teams who were off 137 00:08:36,023 --> 00:08:37,923 on all of the nights the break-ins occurred. 138 00:08:37,992 --> 00:08:42,451 We call that detective work. It's a rare and beautiful thing. Like clubbed thumbs. 139 00:08:43,595 --> 00:08:46,359 I don't know how we're gonna solve this case. These women scare me. 140 00:08:46,432 --> 00:08:48,160 Are you kidding? It's a cake assignment. 141 00:08:48,232 --> 00:08:51,292 I used to do some security work for the roller derby back in the day. 142 00:08:51,369 --> 00:08:53,063 Now, those broads, they knew how to get the job done. 143 00:08:53,136 --> 00:08:55,195 This is, I don't know, this is like a fashion show. 144 00:08:55,272 --> 00:08:56,602 These broads, they can't, they're not... 145 00:08:56,672 --> 00:09:00,903 And that's why we brought you down here, Pop, to hear you say "broads" repeatedly. 146 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,671 But why don't you explain to us how all this works? 147 00:09:03,745 --> 00:09:05,905 All right, look, you see the one with the star on her helmet? 148 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:10,176 She's the lead jammer. She scores points when she passes the opposing skaters. 149 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:11,978 All right, look at her. Right there. The one they call Fox? 150 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:15,486 You see, she's reaching down. She's up to something. You see that piece of tape? 151 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:17,681 Number 13, she's been marked. She's gonna get hit. 152 00:09:17,756 --> 00:09:20,849 She's gonna be taken down. Watch this. Watch it. Here it comes. 153 00:09:22,259 --> 00:09:26,160 Oh! And there's another one for the suicide seats! 154 00:09:26,229 --> 00:09:29,254 And it's happy times for Westwood, Wilde 155 00:09:29,331 --> 00:09:33,198 and Captain Denise "Kamikaze" Fox. 156 00:09:34,302 --> 00:09:36,792 This is our only chance to snoop around, Gus. Let's go. 157 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:37,859 Dad, you all right? 158 00:09:38,205 --> 00:09:40,263 Hit her! No, hit her now! She's down! 159 00:09:40,339 --> 00:09:41,499 He's fine. 160 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:43,068 Would you... 161 00:09:43,209 --> 00:09:44,198 Hit! 162 00:09:44,343 --> 00:09:45,570 What are we doing, Shawn? 163 00:09:45,643 --> 00:09:50,341 Well, for starters, we're both growing mustaches, very, very slowly. 164 00:09:50,414 --> 00:09:51,779 But we're also investigating. 165 00:09:51,849 --> 00:09:53,440 This is Juliet's investigation. 166 00:09:53,516 --> 00:09:55,541 We're gonna blow her cover. We need to stay out of her way. 167 00:09:55,618 --> 00:09:56,983 You're exactly right, Gus. 168 00:09:58,186 --> 00:10:02,451 Or we do the exact opposite. I vote for number two. 169 00:10:04,558 --> 00:10:05,582 Be my lookout. 170 00:10:05,659 --> 00:10:09,059 No, there's only a few minutes left, Shawn, and you wanna go inside... 171 00:11:16,814 --> 00:11:20,874 Worst lookout ever. You didn't see the girl walk in? 172 00:11:21,317 --> 00:11:23,911 And I round this corner, and there's Maniac. 173 00:11:23,986 --> 00:11:25,476 And I'm like, "Where'd she go?" 174 00:11:25,555 --> 00:11:27,419 And she's like, "Where'd who go?" 175 00:11:27,489 --> 00:11:29,457 She moves pretty good for fresh meat. 176 00:11:29,524 --> 00:11:32,083 That's totally a compliment. Where'd you learn to skate like that? 177 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,820 Oh, you know. College roller skate team. 178 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,293 And Xanadu. 179 00:11:40,065 --> 00:11:41,396 That's funny. I get it. 180 00:11:41,466 --> 00:11:42,592 Yeah. 181 00:11:48,071 --> 00:11:49,333 I came around the corner, and I... 182 00:11:49,406 --> 00:11:51,169 Dude. You are leering. 183 00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:55,103 And if by leering you mean staring oddly in a creepy way, yes. 184 00:11:55,177 --> 00:11:57,474 But it's for an investigation, Gus. 185 00:11:57,545 --> 00:11:59,809 They're all scraped up from burglarizing. 186 00:12:00,582 --> 00:12:02,606 Burglarization? Burglarism? 187 00:12:02,683 --> 00:12:05,117 Of course they're scraped up. It's a full-contact sport. 188 00:12:05,185 --> 00:12:08,551 Uh-huh? And since when do we get injuries underneath our elbow pads? 189 00:12:08,621 --> 00:12:11,214 And that's a glass cut on the other one. Check it out. 190 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,518 That's leering. 191 00:12:19,729 --> 00:12:22,197 Shawn, what are you guys doing here? 192 00:12:22,265 --> 00:12:23,288 I'm moving on this case. 193 00:12:23,365 --> 00:12:25,833 I'm pretty sure I've found the extrasensory vortex in this building. 194 00:12:25,901 --> 00:12:27,959 Where? Women's locker room, which as it happens, 195 00:12:28,035 --> 00:12:30,299 is a place I've always wanted to hang out. So it's totally a win-win. 196 00:12:30,371 --> 00:12:31,701 Shawn, I get this is how you work, 197 00:12:31,771 --> 00:12:34,763 but this is not how we are going to be doing things. I am lead detective, 198 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:38,241 and this is first and foremost a police investigation. So, if we are going to be partners, 199 00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:40,073 we are going to be doing things my way. 200 00:12:40,145 --> 00:12:42,738 All kidding aside, I got some serious vibes in there. 201 00:12:42,814 --> 00:12:44,076 And possibly athlete's foot. 202 00:12:44,148 --> 00:12:46,411 Great, I'll check it out and come by your office later, but right now, 203 00:12:46,483 --> 00:12:48,713 I need you guys to get out of here! 204 00:12:48,785 --> 00:12:50,775 Is this guy bothering you, Maniac? 205 00:12:51,454 --> 00:12:53,648 Wilde, Fox, this is... 206 00:12:53,722 --> 00:12:55,849 I know who this guy is, 207 00:12:55,924 --> 00:12:58,619 we see gawkers like him all the time around here. 208 00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:03,387 Real easy to spot. There's always one thing off about them. 209 00:13:03,463 --> 00:13:06,727 Clothes. Hair. Teeth. 210 00:13:06,798 --> 00:13:08,390 You just named my three best features. 211 00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:12,197 Fourth on the list, posture. Fifth, elocution. 212 00:13:13,104 --> 00:13:17,267 ManiacManiac19, president pro tem, Maniac Fan Club. 213 00:13:18,241 --> 00:13:20,470 This is my vice president, Longbranch Pennywhistle. 214 00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:23,238 I'm just looking to score a little face time with the Maniac here, 215 00:13:23,312 --> 00:13:25,006 you know, for the blog. 216 00:13:25,246 --> 00:13:27,771 689 hits and climbing. 217 00:13:28,082 --> 00:13:29,446 Nothing I can't handle. 218 00:13:29,516 --> 00:13:32,952 I was just about to give him an interview. It was only gonna be two words. 219 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,043 Oh! 220 00:13:36,555 --> 00:13:38,715 Okay, come on. 221 00:13:39,357 --> 00:13:42,883 I'll see you tonight. Bring the outfit. One of us might wear it. 222 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,257 Get lost! 223 00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:59,834 O'Hara. Might I have a word? In my office. 224 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,469 Oh, sorry, Chief. 225 00:14:08,546 --> 00:14:09,877 I have to break these things in 226 00:14:09,947 --> 00:14:12,847 and you know how my family is cursed with bad arches, right? 227 00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:14,008 Please take them off. 228 00:14:14,084 --> 00:14:15,711 I was just gonna suggest that. 229 00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:17,916 Later. 230 00:14:20,056 --> 00:14:21,682 Did you break somebody's nose? 231 00:14:21,956 --> 00:14:24,550 Yes, I did. Thank you. 232 00:14:24,726 --> 00:14:26,283 Oh! But it was a clean hit. 233 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,796 It was actually more of a dislocation. You know, it just popped right back in. 234 00:14:29,863 --> 00:14:35,060 Yeah. She curled into my wingspan so I was totally justified. We're friends now. 235 00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:36,964 She has a cat. 236 00:14:37,035 --> 00:14:40,526 I'm concerned for your safety and that this might be a mistake. 237 00:14:40,604 --> 00:14:42,936 No, no, no, it is not a mistake. 238 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,667 It's actually a very smart call. 239 00:14:44,741 --> 00:14:47,301 I have found a scad of priors on my suspects. 240 00:14:47,377 --> 00:14:51,312 Aggravated assault. Battery. Oh! And reckless endangerment. 241 00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:53,609 So, you're saying putting you in danger is a bonus? 242 00:14:53,681 --> 00:14:55,842 I'm telling you I can handle myself. 243 00:14:57,451 --> 00:15:00,977 I didn't want to do this in the first place. And I'll be candid, O'Hara, 244 00:15:01,053 --> 00:15:03,681 you tend to dive in a little too deeply when you go undercover. 245 00:15:03,756 --> 00:15:08,317 Look, Chief, first off, roller derby is better than therapy. 246 00:15:08,393 --> 00:15:10,223 If I were into that sort of thing. 247 00:15:10,294 --> 00:15:13,229 And secondly, these girls, they're not making any money. 248 00:15:13,297 --> 00:15:16,390 Most of them are paying out of pocket and they are all the right element 249 00:15:16,466 --> 00:15:17,694 for this kind of behavior. 250 00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:22,226 Hunches and profiles are not gonna keep this thing going. I need concrete proof. 251 00:15:22,571 --> 00:15:23,559 Soon. 252 00:15:24,371 --> 00:15:27,806 And I want every single one of those suspects from that security video. 253 00:15:28,475 --> 00:15:29,567 Done. 254 00:15:31,877 --> 00:15:36,540 Oh, um, this is a typo, right? $800 for skates? 255 00:15:37,181 --> 00:15:40,877 Would it help if I told you the other pairs weren't cute at all? 256 00:15:41,485 --> 00:15:43,510 Get me results. Hurry. 257 00:15:51,926 --> 00:15:54,826 Yeah. This is Maniac. 258 00:15:56,230 --> 00:15:57,857 Oh, yeah. 259 00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:00,159 Tonight? 260 00:16:02,301 --> 00:16:03,961 Yeah, I can keep it quiet. 261 00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:07,960 Okay. I'll be there. 262 00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:14,074 I'm sorry I'm late. 263 00:16:16,011 --> 00:16:19,071 Oh, my God. Is there somebody here? Are you on a date? 264 00:16:19,348 --> 00:16:21,338 No, no, no, no, no, no. 265 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:24,282 I just, uh... I didn't know if you would be hungry so I just... 266 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,216 I threw something together quickly. 267 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,516 Uh, look, we gotta get right to this. 268 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:32,023 I was just at the station and I really think I am on to something. 269 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:35,389 That's great. We have all night to talk about it. Gewürztraminer? 270 00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:39,020 Yes. No, no, no, no. I can't stay. I just got a call from one of the girls. 271 00:16:39,096 --> 00:16:40,358 Are those crab cakes? 272 00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:43,262 Yes, they are. With dill and coriander. 273 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:45,391 Which girl are we talking about? 274 00:16:45,468 --> 00:16:48,664 They call her Toxic Waste, but her name is Shelly. 275 00:16:48,737 --> 00:16:52,297 Said she was talking to some of the other girls and that they were very impressed by me 276 00:16:52,373 --> 00:16:55,739 and that I am perfect for something that they have going on downtown tonight. 277 00:16:55,809 --> 00:16:58,300 A "moneymaking opportunity. " 278 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,211 Jules, don't go. 279 00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:09,576 Shawn, I ran some of their names. They have records. 280 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:12,554 I've already eliminated Toxic Waste. She wasn't at the break-in. 281 00:17:12,622 --> 00:17:15,419 I don't think you understand. I am undercover right now, 282 00:17:15,491 --> 00:17:18,653 and things can get real sticky real fast. Sticky, how? 283 00:17:18,726 --> 00:17:21,422 Shawn? Jules, listen. This thing that's happening tonight, 284 00:17:21,495 --> 00:17:25,295 it's not what you think it is. Now, sit down. Have some endives. 285 00:17:25,365 --> 00:17:26,729 Shawn are we working together, or not? 286 00:17:26,799 --> 00:17:29,597 Yes, technically, we're working together on this case. But you know what, Jules? 287 00:17:29,669 --> 00:17:31,568 I'm not feeling particularly together right now. 288 00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:32,864 Then support me. 289 00:17:32,938 --> 00:17:35,929 Because I really think I am on to something. Now, I gotta go, 290 00:17:36,006 --> 00:17:37,997 and you're either in or you're out. 291 00:17:53,286 --> 00:17:55,880 Okay, north exit, south exit. Nobody gets out. 292 00:17:55,956 --> 00:17:57,286 Yes, ma'am. Mmm-hmm. 293 00:17:57,456 --> 00:17:59,617 Jules. You do realize we're outside of a warehouse? 294 00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:00,988 That's not the point, Shawn. 295 00:18:01,059 --> 00:18:05,291 Even if it's not a burglary, it's very likely some kind of peripheral criminal activity. 296 00:18:05,362 --> 00:18:07,125 This place isn't like any of the others. 297 00:18:07,197 --> 00:18:10,495 Look, I am really sorry I have to do this to you but... Carlton? 298 00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:12,166 I'll be right back. 299 00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:15,531 Jules! Spencer. You're in the way. Go. 300 00:18:16,238 --> 00:18:20,367 All right. We're gonna let her get in here and on her signal, 301 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,904 we're gonna light this candle. 302 00:18:29,715 --> 00:18:31,376 Cut! Brilliant! Beautiful! 303 00:18:32,516 --> 00:18:33,540 Stand down! 304 00:18:33,618 --> 00:18:35,313 Do it again! Reset the playback, please! 305 00:18:35,386 --> 00:18:37,580 A music video shoot? 306 00:18:37,654 --> 00:18:40,650 I sent nearly a dozen uniformed officers, and six black-and-whites, 307 00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,961 and none of your suspects were even there. 308 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,403 Now, I'm gonna need a pretty damn compelling reason not to pull the plug 309 00:18:45,473 --> 00:18:48,446 on this one, O'Hara, because right now, we've got nothing. 310 00:18:49,181 --> 00:18:52,849 It was me. I felt a vibe. I got a message. 311 00:18:53,558 --> 00:18:55,358 You did? Yes. 312 00:18:55,897 --> 00:18:58,164 Turns out it was a major metaphysical snafu. 313 00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:01,073 O'Hara said it was a non-start, I threw a tantrum. 314 00:19:01,144 --> 00:19:05,051 I was crying, kicking and stamping my little feet. 315 00:19:06,991 --> 00:19:08,460 I mean, they're not abnormally small. 316 00:19:08,528 --> 00:19:09,553 O'Hara? 317 00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:12,194 Look, Chief, I can get results. Let me in on this. 318 00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:14,639 Sure, Chief. Lassy seems like a smart choice. 319 00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:16,178 We know he's a demon on wheels 320 00:19:16,245 --> 00:19:17,943 and of course, he's so very good with women. 321 00:19:18,017 --> 00:19:21,753 Under the circumstances, I might consider you, Carlton, but you're never more obvious 322 00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:23,261 than when you're undercover. 323 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:27,134 Perhaps you've forgotten the prosthetic nose debacle of 2005. 324 00:19:38,665 --> 00:19:42,128 Chief, we are definitely on to something. And last night's robbery 325 00:19:42,207 --> 00:19:45,306 fits the pattern we've seen between criminal activity and specific teams. 326 00:19:45,382 --> 00:19:46,749 We've narrowed it down to a few suspects. 327 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:51,455 Three suspects. Teammates, friends, pen pals. Solid suspects. 328 00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:54,863 Maybe four. Possibly five. Ah, six could... 329 00:19:54,938 --> 00:19:58,002 Now, Mr. Spencer. The idea is to have fewer suspects. 330 00:19:58,079 --> 00:20:00,016 You don't get paid by the suspect. 331 00:20:00,084 --> 00:20:02,055 I see us closing this by tomorrow. 332 00:20:03,425 --> 00:20:04,860 Tomorrow, then. Absolutely. 333 00:20:04,929 --> 00:20:07,993 Fine, but I'm gonna need results without another incident, 334 00:20:08,069 --> 00:20:11,564 metaphysical or otherwise. You're all dismissed. 335 00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:20,723 Wow. She really unloaded on us. 336 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,493 Thank you for taking the heat on that one, Shawn. 337 00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:26,029 Jules, that's how it goes when you're partners. 338 00:20:26,098 --> 00:20:29,400 If I could only count the number of times that Gus has left my cheese in the wind. 339 00:20:29,473 --> 00:20:30,686 What? Nothing. 340 00:20:30,758 --> 00:20:34,243 Study on, buddy. Arteriosclerosis. Rosacea. Croup. 341 00:20:34,319 --> 00:20:36,128 Croup? You'll just have to owe me one. 342 00:20:36,198 --> 00:20:38,929 Or you can get me one of these bracelets. 343 00:20:40,813 --> 00:20:42,039 They come in teal? 344 00:20:42,112 --> 00:20:43,940 Can't do. Can't do teal? 345 00:20:44,011 --> 00:20:46,373 No. Westwood gave it to me. It's a roller derby thing. 346 00:20:46,443 --> 00:20:47,499 You'll have to think of something else. 347 00:20:47,576 --> 00:20:50,802 Fine. You can dial back the Maniac routine. Stop pulling rank on me. 348 00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,429 Okay. Ordering me around. 349 00:20:52,506 --> 00:20:55,799 Fine. And smoothies are on you until we nab someone. 350 00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:58,732 I wanna figure out the next step by seeing how you work. 351 00:20:58,801 --> 00:21:01,697 I wanna get close to your process, get some hard evidence. 352 00:21:02,332 --> 00:21:03,990 Yeah, Shawn. That's a good idea. 353 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:05,961 Why don't you bring her right in on your process? 354 00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:09,721 Jules, here's the thing. Close is good. Very close is even better. 355 00:21:09,794 --> 00:21:12,985 But not for this. My process is not a tandem bike. 356 00:21:13,058 --> 00:21:16,420 It's a unicycle. Now, you belong at practice. 357 00:21:16,489 --> 00:21:19,079 I can see Fox. You gotta keep an eye on her. 358 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,483 That's gonna be really difficult. 359 00:21:20,554 --> 00:21:22,745 She's always surrounded by Westwood and Wilde. 360 00:21:22,818 --> 00:21:24,748 Perfect. Keep an eye on them, too. 361 00:21:29,047 --> 00:21:33,101 There. The lists from Vick's desk. 362 00:21:33,744 --> 00:21:35,800 And they make absolutely no sense whatsoever. 363 00:21:35,876 --> 00:21:37,773 Why don't you try arranging them in alphabetical order? 364 00:21:37,841 --> 00:21:38,898 That's not the point, Gus. 365 00:21:38,974 --> 00:21:42,335 They stole a DVD of Spanglish. Clearly, they weren't after the merchandise. 366 00:21:42,405 --> 00:21:44,199 That's not exactly hard evidence, Shawn. 367 00:21:44,271 --> 00:21:45,735 Thank you, Professor No Help. 368 00:21:45,802 --> 00:21:47,699 What? I'm sorry, did you miss that? 369 00:21:47,768 --> 00:21:51,425 Maybe I should've said "MC No Help," or "Doctor Do Nothing," 370 00:21:51,498 --> 00:21:52,963 because you're bringing nothing to the table. 371 00:21:53,031 --> 00:21:54,859 I have a test, remember? 372 00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:58,689 No pass, no job. No job, no driving you around. 373 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,020 Besides, 374 00:22:00,093 --> 00:22:01,887 you're doing perfectly fine with your new partner. 375 00:22:01,958 --> 00:22:03,218 Who, Jules? 376 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,687 "Who, Jules?" What? Who do you think? 377 00:22:06,622 --> 00:22:07,985 Don't be jealous. I'm not jealous. 378 00:22:08,054 --> 00:22:11,211 Don't be vexed. You're still number one on my MySpace page. 379 00:22:11,285 --> 00:22:13,909 Jules and I are just working a case together. Nothing more. 380 00:22:18,014 --> 00:22:20,035 What is this green slime on your book? 381 00:22:20,112 --> 00:22:21,668 Did you just come from the Kids' Choice Awards? 382 00:22:21,745 --> 00:22:23,266 This place is filthy. 383 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:24,568 Wilde was there. 384 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,971 What? Cynthia "Speed Freak" Wilde 385 00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:29,267 was there at Zilk's during the break-in. 386 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:32,168 She uses this green oil to lubricate her skates. 387 00:22:33,703 --> 00:22:36,463 Looks like she left some behind. Good clue, buddy. 388 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,289 So you have Fox with the broken watch and now Wilde. 389 00:22:40,365 --> 00:22:41,387 Why don't you call the cops? 390 00:22:41,464 --> 00:22:43,656 According to the tapes at the store, there were at least three more. 391 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:46,387 If we don't get all of them, they're just gonna keep doing their thing. That 392 00:22:46,461 --> 00:22:48,948 is the oath of thieves, Gus. 393 00:22:49,026 --> 00:22:51,888 That is the code of the roller girl. 394 00:22:52,657 --> 00:22:54,417 I never thought I would hear you say that. 395 00:22:54,489 --> 00:22:57,352 Even more than "sinkhole sissy feet flapjack go-go boots"? 396 00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:01,012 Juliet isn't answering her phone. 397 00:23:01,084 --> 00:23:02,242 Mmm. 398 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,142 You know, those crab cakes are, like, three days old or something. 399 00:23:08,113 --> 00:23:12,043 Okay, remember, Maniac, the key is to just get through the pack. 400 00:23:12,111 --> 00:23:13,337 Whatever it takes. 401 00:23:13,410 --> 00:23:16,203 Well, we don't want to injure anyone in practice, do we? 402 00:23:16,274 --> 00:23:20,567 Of course not, but if someone's shoulder has to get dislocated, well, 403 00:23:20,704 --> 00:23:23,827 just make sure it isn't yours. Back to it, boss? 404 00:23:24,335 --> 00:23:25,634 Wait. Where's Lethal Weapon? 405 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:29,702 Oh, Westwood? She had to split a second ago. Go visit her mother. 406 00:23:31,283 --> 00:23:32,547 Let's go kick some ass. 407 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,817 Cool. I'm just gonna grab something. 408 00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:36,622 Okay. See you on the track. 409 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,400 Westwood, hey! 410 00:23:41,472 --> 00:23:43,533 Hey. You leaving? 411 00:23:43,610 --> 00:23:44,737 Yeah. 412 00:23:44,812 --> 00:23:46,008 Everything okay? 413 00:23:46,082 --> 00:23:50,022 Well, I have to go meet my boyfriend. He's kinda got car trouble, so... 414 00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:51,389 Oh! I have to go. 415 00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:52,519 Oh! 416 00:23:52,595 --> 00:23:56,400 Yeah, well, uh, he's kinda stranded out on the Mesa somewhere. 417 00:23:56,471 --> 00:23:59,933 Okay. All right, well, make sure you bring him to the bout tomorrow. 418 00:24:00,012 --> 00:24:02,643 Yeah, I'll try. Yeah. 419 00:24:03,386 --> 00:24:04,979 See you later. 420 00:24:57,869 --> 00:24:58,894 Jules. 421 00:24:58,971 --> 00:25:03,072 Shawn, I found a couple of handheld scanning machines here at the hall. 422 00:25:03,147 --> 00:25:05,208 You feel anything on scanning machines? 423 00:25:05,284 --> 00:25:06,685 Scanning machines? 424 00:25:06,754 --> 00:25:08,120 Yeah. For making copies. 425 00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:13,293 Ah. No, no. Copying devices are notoriously unreliable psychic fetters. 426 00:25:13,736 --> 00:25:16,765 Now, if they were three-hole punchers, different story. 427 00:25:16,842 --> 00:25:19,405 Okay, well, I'm gonna look around some more, but I wanted to let you know 428 00:25:19,481 --> 00:25:22,545 Westwood left practice early today. She gave me some lie, 429 00:25:22,621 --> 00:25:24,215 and then she just took off. 430 00:25:26,429 --> 00:25:27,658 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 431 00:25:27,733 --> 00:25:31,172 I'm getting something now. Street clothes, green tank top, jeans, belt... 432 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,301 Terrible, terrible belt. 433 00:25:33,378 --> 00:25:34,437 Do you see her? 434 00:25:34,513 --> 00:25:38,009 En mi cabeza, Jules. I've got a psychic track on her now. 435 00:25:39,758 --> 00:25:42,697 Okay, I've got to go. Call Lassiter if you find anything out. 436 00:25:42,765 --> 00:25:44,496 Of course, I'll call Lassiter. 437 00:25:44,568 --> 00:25:46,197 I'm not calling Lassiter. 438 00:25:54,723 --> 00:25:57,058 Follow the bouncing Westwood. 439 00:26:16,069 --> 00:26:18,665 Not too close. She's gonna see us! 440 00:26:25,355 --> 00:26:26,984 Dude. Is that... 441 00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:28,794 What? 442 00:26:29,664 --> 00:26:31,827 I think there's a body in the back of that truck. 443 00:26:31,903 --> 00:26:34,339 Gus, it's not a body. 444 00:26:34,407 --> 00:26:36,104 It is. That's a hand. 445 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:39,345 Dude, this test has got you all jacked up. You're not thinking straight. 446 00:26:39,418 --> 00:26:42,789 You're too distracted trying to remember the difference between Lermacil and Hermacil. 447 00:26:42,859 --> 00:26:45,490 Lermacil is for fever blisters, Hermacil is for eczema. 448 00:26:45,565 --> 00:26:46,829 And what about Chermacil? 449 00:26:46,902 --> 00:26:48,599 No such thing as Chermacil, Shawn. 450 00:26:48,672 --> 00:26:49,833 Studying? 451 00:26:55,019 --> 00:26:57,422 Sweet Fantasy Island. That is a body. 452 00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:59,825 I told you. Not too close. 453 00:26:59,895 --> 00:27:03,927 Gus, Westwood is ditching a body. That's the break in the case that we need. 454 00:27:04,004 --> 00:27:05,564 What we need is to call Lassiter like Juliet said. 455 00:27:05,641 --> 00:27:06,973 And back off a little, she's gonna see us. 456 00:27:07,045 --> 00:27:09,015 We're not calling Lassiter. You know how this works. 457 00:27:09,082 --> 00:27:11,109 I really have to explain it to you every single time? 458 00:27:11,186 --> 00:27:12,917 You just lost Westwood. 459 00:27:13,858 --> 00:27:15,054 Damn it. 460 00:27:25,016 --> 00:27:26,713 Bingo. 461 00:27:54,378 --> 00:27:56,474 Let's go. I'm not going out there. 462 00:27:57,185 --> 00:27:58,551 Dude, it's only gonna take a second. 463 00:27:58,621 --> 00:28:01,685 You cannot sit here alone in the dark in a parked car. 464 00:28:01,761 --> 00:28:03,492 You'll get picked up for mopery. Mopery? 465 00:28:03,565 --> 00:28:07,630 With intent to creep. Trust me, it'll kick a big hole in your future. 466 00:28:29,019 --> 00:28:30,984 I guess it wasn't a body. 467 00:28:40,911 --> 00:28:41,920 Gus? 468 00:28:45,954 --> 00:28:49,046 Well done, Spencer. 469 00:28:49,110 --> 00:28:51,585 I don't know, Chief, want me to try and get her statement? 470 00:28:51,652 --> 00:28:53,365 Of course, I don't speak mannequin. 471 00:28:54,716 --> 00:28:57,658 Cute. You might want to hold off on that, because we still have 472 00:28:57,735 --> 00:29:00,533 all the merchandise from the Zilk's burglaries. 473 00:29:00,611 --> 00:29:01,823 Excellent work, Mr. Spencer. 474 00:29:01,898 --> 00:29:04,332 Thanks, Chief. It's all right. I accept your apology. 475 00:29:04,403 --> 00:29:07,277 So the burglars weren't after the merchandise. 476 00:29:07,347 --> 00:29:09,436 That's right. So what were they after? 477 00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:13,992 One, two, three, four, five. 478 00:29:14,328 --> 00:29:17,830 Five, four. Four, five. What? 479 00:29:17,910 --> 00:29:20,785 I'm seeing four and I'm seeing five. Lassy, four and five! 480 00:29:20,854 --> 00:29:23,295 Nine? The number nine? No. Four times five. 481 00:29:23,364 --> 00:29:25,166 20? Five and 20. Five times 20. 482 00:29:25,238 --> 00:29:26,265 100. 483 00:29:26,342 --> 00:29:27,643 Minus four times four times five. 484 00:29:27,715 --> 00:29:29,015 Four times four times five? 80. 485 00:29:29,087 --> 00:29:32,555 No, 20. 100 minus 80 is 20. We all have our math facts straight, 486 00:29:32,634 --> 00:29:35,304 Mr. Spencer. Is this going somewhere? 487 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,979 Skater number 20. She's the one who dumped all this stuff. 488 00:29:38,055 --> 00:29:39,892 That's Rita "Lethal Weapon" Westwood. 489 00:29:40,431 --> 00:29:42,337 Okay, great. We got one. We need all of them. 490 00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:46,377 Correct. This is bigger than Westwood. A lot bigger. Juliet's close. 491 00:29:48,463 --> 00:29:50,596 Okay. Lassiter, let's get someone on the lookout 492 00:29:50,672 --> 00:29:53,080 for any more dumping sites around town. 493 00:29:58,470 --> 00:30:00,535 We've got to get to Zilk's and we've gotta check something out. 494 00:30:00,611 --> 00:30:02,984 If you say pants, I'm gonna sock you in your Adam's apple. 495 00:30:03,054 --> 00:30:05,256 Sock you in your crotch, damn it. 496 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:09,570 Hey, it's me. Listen, we got a situation. 497 00:30:09,647 --> 00:30:10,674 What is it? 498 00:30:10,752 --> 00:30:13,558 Westwood screwed up again, huge. The cops found everything. 499 00:30:13,629 --> 00:30:15,398 If they get to her she's gonna talk. This is bad. 500 00:30:15,470 --> 00:30:18,642 Yeah, and it gets worse. Maniac's fan boy is also here. 501 00:30:18,716 --> 00:30:20,713 Doing what? He's working with the cops. 502 00:30:20,792 --> 00:30:22,891 Are we compromised? I don't know. 503 00:30:22,966 --> 00:30:27,818 But after we handle Westwood, I think we need to have a talk with Maniac. 504 00:30:31,460 --> 00:30:34,927 What are we doing here, Shawn? We already know it wasn't the merchandise. 505 00:30:35,007 --> 00:30:36,638 But it was something else. 506 00:30:40,026 --> 00:30:41,326 Let's go. 507 00:30:45,781 --> 00:30:48,187 Dude, I can't believe this. 508 00:30:48,257 --> 00:30:50,789 You lifted your look right off this mannequin. 509 00:30:50,867 --> 00:30:54,039 On the contrary, Shawn. Clearly, someone is stealing my look. 510 00:30:54,447 --> 00:30:55,439 Right. 511 00:30:55,518 --> 00:30:59,488 I did see Tommy Hilfiger creeping from bush to bush, sketching you. 512 00:31:05,891 --> 00:31:08,868 And we're moving. But your friend can't come. 513 00:31:12,983 --> 00:31:15,585 The thieves were after something in this room. 514 00:31:15,661 --> 00:31:18,330 Dude. We can't go inside there. Read the sign. 515 00:31:18,405 --> 00:31:20,743 "Laura Noid. Employee of the month. " You know her? 516 00:31:20,813 --> 00:31:22,787 Not that one. "Employees only. " 517 00:31:22,855 --> 00:31:24,794 Gotcha. Be my lookout. 518 00:31:25,264 --> 00:31:28,035 No problem. I'll just keep it safe and be outside. 519 00:31:30,684 --> 00:31:35,099 It's okay. It's all right. My name is Shawn Spencer. This is my partner... 520 00:31:37,945 --> 00:31:40,215 I can't believe I'm blanking. I've done this a million times. 521 00:31:40,288 --> 00:31:42,056 Nice work. Office, Code Blue. 522 00:31:42,128 --> 00:31:43,896 It's okay. We're not here to rob you. 523 00:31:43,968 --> 00:31:46,705 Well, your buddy stole the clothes right off the mannequin. 524 00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:48,010 These are my clothes! 525 00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:49,816 Look, we don't keep the cash back here. 526 00:31:49,890 --> 00:31:51,293 This is the credit department. 527 00:31:51,362 --> 00:31:53,529 We just want to talk to you about the burglary. 528 00:31:53,605 --> 00:31:55,304 Oh, do you, Mannequin Man? 529 00:31:55,378 --> 00:31:57,579 Well, why don't you tell that to my little can of pepper spray? 530 00:31:57,653 --> 00:31:59,455 Whoa, whoa! Hey, chill, chill, chill! 531 00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:00,689 Stuart! Shawn? 532 00:32:00,765 --> 00:32:02,236 Tell her! 533 00:32:02,304 --> 00:32:04,677 It's all right. These guys are with the police. 534 00:32:06,587 --> 00:32:09,028 Why is your friend dressed like the mannequin? 535 00:32:09,531 --> 00:32:12,531 That mannequin is dressed like me! Thank you. Can we go, Shawn? 536 00:32:12,610 --> 00:32:14,172 Hold up. What were you doing over there? 537 00:32:14,249 --> 00:32:15,812 Oh, uh, it's Friday. 538 00:32:15,889 --> 00:32:19,596 I was shredding credit card applications. It's the only fun thing I get to do. 539 00:32:26,663 --> 00:32:28,602 The burglary happened on a Thursday. 540 00:32:29,172 --> 00:32:31,875 The day before they shred the credit applications. 541 00:32:33,589 --> 00:32:35,962 Thanks, guys. It's good to see you, Stu. 542 00:32:44,028 --> 00:32:45,796 Jules, I'm getting some strong messages. 543 00:32:45,868 --> 00:32:46,963 Okay. What are they? 544 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,374 The first one is from Keanu Reeves. 545 00:32:48,445 --> 00:32:51,388 He's living in a house I built on a lake two years in the past. 546 00:32:51,456 --> 00:32:52,859 How will I meet him? 547 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,336 The second is that the thieves were not after the merchandise. 548 00:32:55,405 --> 00:32:57,105 Well, we already know that, Shawn. 549 00:32:57,178 --> 00:32:59,379 They were using the hand scanners to steal information 550 00:32:59,453 --> 00:33:03,024 off credit card applications. They're stealing identities. 551 00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:05,804 Oh. So then ransacking the store and stealing the merchandise was just to 552 00:33:05,878 --> 00:33:07,612 throw us off the trail? Right-oh. 553 00:33:07,684 --> 00:33:12,147 A handful of fake credit cards is worth more than everything in that entire store times 10. 554 00:33:12,218 --> 00:33:15,920 It's a pretty brilliant plan. Only slightly less brilliant than that YouTube video 555 00:33:15,987 --> 00:33:17,228 of the monkey bathing the cat. 556 00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:18,537 Hey, Maniac. 557 00:33:19,754 --> 00:33:21,789 We need you to come with us, Maniac. 558 00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:23,573 Right now. 559 00:33:24,113 --> 00:33:25,610 Jules? Who is that? Who's talking? 560 00:33:27,364 --> 00:33:28,701 We gotta go. 561 00:33:37,455 --> 00:33:39,464 So we have three suspects? Two to go. 562 00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:40,623 And you think they're on to Juliet? 563 00:33:40,698 --> 00:33:43,112 I said they might be. Either way, we're gonna find out pretty quick. 564 00:33:43,181 --> 00:33:45,099 What do you think they'll do to her? 565 00:33:49,171 --> 00:33:51,710 Westwood gave it to me. It's a roller derby thing. 566 00:33:55,195 --> 00:33:56,977 They may have done it already. 567 00:34:10,552 --> 00:34:12,233 That's Westwood's truck. 568 00:34:22,302 --> 00:34:23,283 I can't see anything. 569 00:34:23,361 --> 00:34:25,370 Look for something to jimmy the lock. 570 00:34:31,801 --> 00:34:33,088 Oh! 571 00:34:36,236 --> 00:34:37,691 Thank God. 572 00:34:37,759 --> 00:34:40,501 Thank God? It's a dead person. 573 00:34:40,572 --> 00:34:41,790 Yeah, but it's not Juliet. 574 00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:45,632 It's still a human being, Shawn. It's Westwood. What's the matter with you? 575 00:34:46,430 --> 00:34:49,398 You're saying you'd rather it be someone that we knew and care about? 576 00:34:49,475 --> 00:34:52,442 Fine, next time I see Jules, I'll just tell her you wish she was dead. 577 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,528 I never said that I wished Juliet was dead. 578 00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:57,449 Lead jammer Mrs. Bash is trapped in the pack! 579 00:34:57,517 --> 00:35:01,512 Speed Freak trying to slash through Pismo's vulnerable inside line. 580 00:35:02,019 --> 00:35:04,964 The Trollops are gonna have to do a 180 in the second half tonight. 581 00:35:05,031 --> 00:35:06,114 Maniac! 582 00:35:06,190 --> 00:35:10,591 Unless Hayseed Wannabe and Off-White Trash have their way, it might just happen. 583 00:35:26,544 --> 00:35:28,463 Oh, my God. The roller girls are on to Juliet. 584 00:35:28,530 --> 00:35:29,647 Which ones? The bad ones. 585 00:35:29,721 --> 00:35:32,994 And I know who they are. They're marking their own teammate. They wanna hurt her. 586 00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:34,080 Or worse. 587 00:35:34,156 --> 00:35:35,510 Hold on to your seats... 588 00:35:35,580 --> 00:35:37,125 We've got to do something. 589 00:35:44,251 --> 00:35:48,348 Things are heating up out here, people. I hope you brought protection. 590 00:35:58,219 --> 00:35:59,335 Gus! 591 00:36:00,833 --> 00:36:01,822 What are you doing? 592 00:36:01,901 --> 00:36:03,731 You've been complaining about me not being any help here? 593 00:36:03,802 --> 00:36:06,268 That's about to change. They're gonna try to make a run for it, 594 00:36:06,335 --> 00:36:07,802 but not before they take Juliet down. 595 00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:09,666 Yes, yes. But this is a terrible idea. 596 00:36:09,738 --> 00:36:11,466 I can skate, Shawn. I got this. 597 00:36:12,138 --> 00:36:13,127 What are you... 598 00:36:13,940 --> 00:36:16,736 Now it looks like we've got a guest on the track? 599 00:36:16,808 --> 00:36:19,275 Hey! You're taking your life in your hands, pal. 600 00:36:25,746 --> 00:36:28,872 Oh! Speed Freak goes down! 601 00:36:28,947 --> 00:36:31,846 There's something you don't see every day. 602 00:36:36,851 --> 00:36:38,374 Man! 603 00:36:58,328 --> 00:36:59,453 Shawn, watch out! 604 00:37:11,534 --> 00:37:13,728 Come on, let's go! 605 00:37:19,305 --> 00:37:20,772 Four suspects? 606 00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:22,329 It was identity theft, Chief. 607 00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:25,306 They were only after the information off the credit card applications 608 00:37:25,374 --> 00:37:29,240 the customers fill out. All the stores they hit had similar credit card programs. 609 00:37:29,310 --> 00:37:33,142 They break in, wreak havoc and split before the clock runs out. 610 00:37:33,879 --> 00:37:36,607 Just the kind of anarchy the fans pay for night after night. 611 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,341 I got prints off a key piece of evidence I found here. 612 00:37:39,415 --> 00:37:42,780 She got 'em when she wasn't busy kicking ass! Huh? 613 00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:46,346 Can I hear something for Maniac? She really brought it, huh? 614 00:37:46,418 --> 00:37:48,442 Am I right? Who's with me? 615 00:37:49,186 --> 00:37:50,812 Lassiter, take them away. 616 00:37:50,887 --> 00:37:54,014 Whoa, whoa! Wait! I'm seeing the fifth suspect. 617 00:37:55,056 --> 00:37:56,579 Did she get away? No. 618 00:37:57,190 --> 00:38:00,089 Rita "Lethal Weapon" Westwood. 619 00:38:01,893 --> 00:38:05,951 Unfortunately, you'll find her body in her pick-up truck in the parking lot. 620 00:38:06,294 --> 00:38:10,695 She's the one that botched the merchandise drop. She paid dearly for it. 621 00:38:12,097 --> 00:38:13,325 Anything else? 622 00:38:13,398 --> 00:38:16,092 Um, not really. 623 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:20,261 Did I mention Juliet's roller derby awesomeness? Huh? 624 00:38:20,335 --> 00:38:22,996 Maniac. Maniac. Maniac. 625 00:38:23,070 --> 00:38:24,661 I can't get anything from these people. 626 00:38:24,737 --> 00:38:28,728 They're murderers, Shawn. They're going away for life. I gotta study. 627 00:38:29,039 --> 00:38:31,268 Lassiter, take them away. 628 00:38:32,441 --> 00:38:33,429 Ladies. 629 00:38:35,542 --> 00:38:36,736 You two work together well. 630 00:38:36,977 --> 00:38:38,238 I certainly think so. 631 00:38:38,310 --> 00:38:40,436 We're available for more cases, by the way. 632 00:38:40,512 --> 00:38:42,809 Embezzlement. Extortion. Espionage. 633 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,814 Pretty much anything that starts with "E." Elephant theft. 634 00:38:47,082 --> 00:38:49,275 I'll take that under advisement. 635 00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:55,384 Elephant theft? Oh, yeah. 636 00:38:56,186 --> 00:38:57,277 People steal elephants? 637 00:38:57,353 --> 00:39:00,108 Major problem. Pretty much out of control. 638 00:39:11,544 --> 00:39:13,246 Oh, hey, Jules! What are you doing here? 639 00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:17,093 I'm returning my equipment. What are you doing here? 640 00:39:17,391 --> 00:39:20,281 Just hanging. You know, chilling. 641 00:39:21,694 --> 00:39:23,363 I was actually feeling a little nostalgic. 642 00:39:24,126 --> 00:39:26,714 Remember when we cracked that case here, the criminals turned out to be 643 00:39:26,786 --> 00:39:27,962 roller derby girls? 644 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,857 Yeah, I remember that. 645 00:39:30,925 --> 00:39:33,938 Gosh. Seems like it was just yesterday. 646 00:39:34,014 --> 00:39:38,640 Probably because it was yesterday. Why are you wearing skates? 647 00:39:40,025 --> 00:39:41,526 Oh, yeah. Look at that. 648 00:39:41,602 --> 00:39:46,956 I guess I am. I don't know. Uh, I guess I just thought it was a shame. 649 00:39:47,022 --> 00:39:50,304 We have this big beautiful track and no one to skate on it. 650 00:39:50,438 --> 00:39:52,992 It's also been a long while since I had a good blister. 651 00:39:53,067 --> 00:39:54,041 Mmm. 652 00:39:59,242 --> 00:40:02,221 This will be a couples skate. Couples only. 653 00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:10,277 Come on! 654 00:40:10,345 --> 00:40:11,622 Shawn! 655 00:40:20,234 --> 00:40:21,903 Did you do that on purpose? 656 00:40:21,974 --> 00:40:27,754 No. Maybe. Okay, yes. Yes, I did. 657 00:40:31,205 --> 00:40:32,773 No hands. 658 00:40:58,865 --> 00:41:00,007 Damn! 659 00:41:00,245 --> 00:41:03,784 What is it? It won't let me log in. And I have to take my exam by today! 660 00:41:04,417 --> 00:41:05,727 Really? 661 00:41:06,914 --> 00:41:09,703 That's probably because I just took it for you. What? 662 00:41:09,969 --> 00:41:12,948 Yeah. And I can't believe you're still using "chocolate thunder" as your password. 663 00:41:13,024 --> 00:41:14,233 You took my exam? 664 00:41:14,304 --> 00:41:18,437 A little harder than the river raft test, way easier than the Secret Service test. 665 00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:20,939 Any of the questions I didn't know, I just answered "C." Right? 666 00:41:21,006 --> 00:41:23,985 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 667 00:41:24,061 --> 00:41:26,581 Dude. It's done! Relax. And you know what? 668 00:41:27,116 --> 00:41:32,066 Nailed it! Well, almost nailed it. At the very least, 669 00:41:32,142 --> 00:41:33,676 definitely didn't blow it. Shawn? 670 00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:34,760 I don't think. Shawn! 671 00:41:34,835 --> 00:41:39,102 Hey! You're in. Okay? Sadly, you're still a pharmaceutical rep. 672 00:41:39,172 --> 00:41:40,180 But, hey, whatever. 673 00:41:40,256 --> 00:41:42,350 I studied for this test all week for nothing. 674 00:41:42,424 --> 00:41:45,739 Yes, you did. But that's the sort of thing that builds character. 675 00:41:47,122 --> 00:41:49,082 Knowledge is power! 676 00:41:49,421 --> 00:41:51,907 Don't you wanna feel powerful? 677 00:41:52,903 --> 00:41:54,505 Shawn. 678 00:42:04,663 --> 00:42:08,101 In between the lines there's a lot of obscurity 679 00:42:08,179 --> 00:42:11,685 I'm not inclined to resign to maturity 680 00:42:11,792 --> 00:42:15,007 If it's all right then you're all wrong 681 00:42:15,078 --> 00:42:18,515 But why bounce around to the same damn song? 682 00:42:19,742 --> 00:42:23,450 You'd rather run when you can't crawl 683 00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:29,224 I know, you know That I'm not telling the truth 684 00:42:29,301 --> 00:42:32,515 I know, you know They just don't have any proof 685 00:42:32,586 --> 00:42:35,565 Embrace the deception Learn how to bend 686 00:42:35,675 --> 00:42:39,516 Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end 687 00:42:39,649 --> 00:42:41,418 I know, you know 688 00:42:43,131 --> 00:42:44,733 I know, you know