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Who put the orange slices
in the punch bowl already?

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They'll be soggy by the time
everyone gets here.

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This is a disaster, people!

4
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Yep, first typhoid fever,
now this.

5
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Shawn, this night has been
13 years in the making.

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Everything has
to go perfectly.

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What I need from you is your
support and your cooperation,

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not your sarcasm and mockery.

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Okay, buddy, let me know
when I can mock,

10
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'cause I'm ready to mock.

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Where is your grad pic?

12
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Oh, yeah,
I'm not gonna wear mine.

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Shawn, come on,
don't do this to me.

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You know that was my thing.

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Instead of nametags, we'll know who
everyone is from their class picture.

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Great idea, right?

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Is it mock time, yet?

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Just put it on, Shawn.

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Okay, fine.

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Excuse me.

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There. You happy now?

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Shawn, that isn't you, is it?
No, it isn't.

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It's Judd Nelson, isn't it?

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Yes, it is.

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And it's sweet, sweet nice.

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Whoa, look
who just rolled in.

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Molly Ringwald
and Andrew McCarthy.

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Hey, Howie!
What's going down, boy?

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From Fresh Horses.

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That's Howie Tolkin. He was our
quarterback junior and senior year.

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We had a football team?
Yes.

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Tackle?
Seriously?

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Who's the prom queen?

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She's the prom queen,
Eileen Mazwell.

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You really don't remember any
of this? They're married now.

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Dude, you didn't tell me
Abigail Lytar was coming.

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Oh, yeah.

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I should...
I should say hello.

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Abigail Lytar.

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Judd Nelson?

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In the flesh.

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I loved you in, uh,
From the Hip.

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Thank you very much. You know,
there are those who believe

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I flared my nostrils
too much in that film.

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Oh, no. I mean, how else
could we possibly have known

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how angst-ridden you were?

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I agree.

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So.

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Yeah, so...

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Shawn!

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Hello, Abigail.
Hi.

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I need you to
go to the cafeteria

53
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and grab another stack of folding
chairs for me. We're already short.

54
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Consider it done. One problem.
Where is the cafeteria?

55
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Did you even attend this
school? Just grab the chairs.

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I don't know
where I'm going!

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Maybe Abigail can help you.

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I like that.
I like that very much.

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You really don't remember what happened
between us in high school, do you?

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Stearns Wharf?
Senior year?

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The carnival
on the pier?

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You pursued me, like,
every day of senior year,

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and then I finally agreed
to go out with you,

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and then you didn't show up.

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I... Uh, yeah, yes.

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Here's the thing, Abigail, and
not a lot of people know this,

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I was actually working as a
midwife back then, family business,

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and I got a call from a client
late at night, going into labor.

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34 hours,
it was a lot of screaming,

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a fair amount of pushing,
some dilation, tongs...

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Oh, I can see where it wouldn't
have occurred to you to call me.

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But you know what? It was 13
years ago, hardly matters now.

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Exactly, is what I'm saying!
It was, like, forever ago!

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We're adults now,
doing adult things.

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I mean, you're a teacher,
that's fantastic.

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What about you? Or
are you still in midwifery?

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No, no. I've dabbled in
quite a few things, actually,

78
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but I landed quite nicely
on psychic detective.

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That's for real.

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Who would actually
choose to be a psychic?

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First of all, it's a gift,
it's not a choice.

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I happen to be
very, very good at it.

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I solve crimes for the Santa
Barbara Police Department.

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It's kind of a big deal.

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You solve crimes?

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All the time.

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Okay, well, you be sure
to let me know if you sense

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that, you know, someone
here at the reunion

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is gonna steal
my lunch money.

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That's very clever.

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Did you see that?

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What? Is someone getting
their lunch money stolen?

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I think it's a little bit
bigger than that.

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I know, you know
That I'm not telling the truth

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I know, you know
They just don't have any proof

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Embrace the deception
Learn how to bend

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Your worst inhibitions tend
to psych you out in the end

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Someone was murdered here.
I am absolutely 100% certain

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that I sensed a body
drop here. Right here.

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I don't know who,
but I... I could see

101
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he was wearing a letterman's
jacket of some sort.

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Are you doing this to me
on purpose?

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Are you fabricating
some kind of foul play

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just to mess up the
night for me? Yes, I am.

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I killed someone here at
our high school reunion

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just to foil your
13-year video retrospective

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of best pep rally moments.

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Do you even know
what a pep captain is, Shawn?

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Yeah, he's a male cheerleader,
I believe.

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It's a leader
among men, Shawn!

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A leader among men!

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Who cheers.
I saw Bring It On.

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Oh, wait. I get it.
You guys are dating?

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You're together?
Everything makes sense.

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We are not dating.

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Are you kidding me? He was
voted "Most Likely to Succeed. "

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Think he's gonna date me?

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No body, no crime, Shawn.

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Gus, buddy...
No body, no crime!

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Gus!
No body, no crime!

121
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He's just gonna keep saying
that, isn't he? I believe so, yes.

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But...

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You don't believe me either?

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No body, no crime, Shawn.

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But, Abigail!

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Hello?
Hey, hi!

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Henry?
Yes.

128
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Yes. It's me, Henry,
your ex-husband.

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Look, I don't want to
bother you, but, uh...

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How you doing?
Great. And you?

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Great. Doing great.

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Well, there's that.

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Hey, Madeleine, listen. Uh, I'm
just about to cook up a steak here,

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and I've got another one
sitting right next to it.

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I was just thinking,
you know, if you're hungry,

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you could, uh... Would you...

137
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Or not. I, uh...

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Honestly, I would love to
taste one of your steaks,

139
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but I just had a delicious
salad from room service.

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Oh! Okay, hey, no biggie,
I, you know...

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Of course, I just, uh, was
concerned that you hadn't eaten.

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And now that I know you had a
salad, I feel better and, uh...

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Ba-ba-boom!

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Okay,
have a good night.

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You too.

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Okay, bye.

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Ba-ba-boom?

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Okay, dude. I think
I'm on to something.

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Now, true, there may not
be an actual body,

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but I am telling you
that a very real crime

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was committed here, and
there is very real evidence.

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I would like to see some evidence
of some folding chairs, Shawn.

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If you're not gonna
take this seriously,

154
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then I will pull out this
phone and I will call Lassiter.

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Hey. Could you start
distributing these ballots

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for the reunion king
and queen to everybody?

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Dialing, connecting. Ringing!

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Lassiter? What are you
doing at our reunion?

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First off,

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of course it had to be yours,
'cause that's my luck.

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And secondly, I'm on a date.

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Well, we're on a case
and you're on it with us.

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Not tonight, I'm not.

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On a date? With a person?

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Yes, with a person.
Blonde, yellow dress.

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Mindy Howland?
Mm-hmm.

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Isn't that the girl who stuffed
Bobby Cobetts in his own car trunk

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when he wouldn't kiss her
at the Spring Fling?

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We met at
the Santa Barbara Bowl

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at the Ravi Shankar
concert last week

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and she asked me
out on a date.

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00:08:01,974 --> 00:08:04,516
Who goes to someone else's reunion
when they barely even know them?

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00:08:04,516 --> 00:08:06,211
Who goes to a Ravi Shankar concert?

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Hey, look, I didn't realize it
was a reunion till I showed up.

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And we have
a very deep connection.

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The same connection
you have with the sitar?

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Where's
my punch, Corey?

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Yeah, where's
her punch, Corey?

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Hello, Mindy.
You look nice.

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Oh, give it up, Button-up. I
already have a date to this thing.

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Mindy, it's official. You've
won "Bitchiest Banana. "

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And now, I am going to borrow Detective
Lassiter for as long as I'd like.

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Detective...
Wait, he's a cop?

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All right,
I have to be discreet.

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Gus has a very weak constitution
for these sort of things.

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I witnessed
a murder here tonight.

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What? Who?

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I'm not entirely sure.

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What did you see? I didn't
actually see anything.

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I psychically witnessed it
with my third eye.

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Where's the body?
There's not one.

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Listen up, let me
impart to you

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a little police wisdom we like to
throw around down at the station.

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No body, no crime.

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What, you guys put
that on a t-shirt?

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Fine. Who did it? And why?

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I don't know.
But, I don't know.

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00:09:02,435 --> 00:09:04,167
Do you have a murder weapon? Nope.

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00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:06,471
Well then,
good night, Spencer.

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00:09:09,379 --> 00:09:13,974
Gus, this so-called football
team of ours, were we any good?

201
00:09:13,974 --> 00:09:16,712
Yes, we won State Champ
our senior year!

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00:09:16,712 --> 00:09:18,378
Seriously, you didn't go
to any of the games?

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00:09:18,378 --> 00:09:21,184
The games were on Fridays. That
would mean missing Step by Step.

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00:09:21,184 --> 00:09:22,952
But this winning state,

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00:09:22,952 --> 00:09:25,118
would that get you
some sort of special pin?

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00:09:25,118 --> 00:09:27,560
Yes, Shawn.
The State Champs pin.

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00:09:37,906 --> 00:09:39,396
I got it.

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00:09:39,396 --> 00:09:41,169
Lassy, I know who
the murder victim is.

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00:09:41,169 --> 00:09:42,266
Who?

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00:09:42,266 --> 00:09:45,335
Class of '95, Sabercats'
starting quarterback,

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00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,895
Howie Tolkin!

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00:09:51,085 --> 00:09:52,848
Shawn?
What?

213
00:10:00,260 --> 00:10:01,659
Howie.

214
00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:06,855
Hold that thought.

215
00:10:09,869 --> 00:10:13,532
Look, Jules, just get down
here as fast as you can.

216
00:10:13,532 --> 00:10:17,007
I really need your help
on this case. It's intense!

217
00:10:17,276 --> 00:10:20,211
Well, I will fill you in
on the rest when you get here.

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00:10:20,211 --> 00:10:21,803
Thank you.

219
00:10:23,950 --> 00:10:30,513
So, Carl, this is my ex-boyfriend from
high school, all four years, Eldon.

220
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,490
Nice to meet you, buddy.
Yeah.

221
00:10:36,228 --> 00:10:40,130
Right. And this is his, uh,
his brand new wife, Stephanie.

222
00:10:41,733 --> 00:10:45,100
So, I'm dating
a cop now.

223
00:10:45,303 --> 00:10:47,395
Oh, really?

224
00:10:47,395 --> 00:10:48,529
Yeah.

225
00:10:49,006 --> 00:10:50,803
You ever shoot anybody?

226
00:10:50,803 --> 00:10:54,242
Well, I... Of course he has.
Probably a bunch of people.

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00:10:54,242 --> 00:10:57,678
A bunch? I mean, you know,
what is a bunch, really?

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00:10:57,678 --> 00:10:59,739
I... Yes.

229
00:11:00,084 --> 00:11:03,315
Women. Absolutely nothing
but heartache, man.

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00:11:03,315 --> 00:11:05,411
All they want
is the ring, man.

231
00:11:05,411 --> 00:11:07,513
They won't stop
till they get the ring.

232
00:11:07,513 --> 00:11:11,458
Dude, I could not have said it
better myself. Maybe clearer.

233
00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:14,122
But I agree.
I'm just like you guys.

234
00:11:14,122 --> 00:11:16,563
I hope to kiss one, someday.

235
00:11:16,563 --> 00:11:18,225
Exactly.

236
00:11:18,225 --> 00:11:20,098
You know, dude,
you're just like us,

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00:11:20,098 --> 00:11:22,161
marginally employed,
single, never been married.

238
00:11:22,161 --> 00:11:24,034
I mean, you get it.

239
00:11:30,078 --> 00:11:32,046
Did you guys see someone
tampering with this case?

240
00:11:32,046 --> 00:11:33,513
No, but I wish
I had thought of that.

241
00:11:33,513 --> 00:11:35,447
I would love to see
that Tolkin guy go down.

242
00:11:35,447 --> 00:11:37,041
He terrorized me
in high school.

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00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:39,679
They build a shrine for him
because he can throw a football?

244
00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:41,450
Who cares?
Exactly.

245
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:44,013
Hey! Why don't they build
a shrine to my butt?

246
00:11:46,627 --> 00:11:49,596
There you are. I've been
looking all over for you.

247
00:11:49,596 --> 00:11:53,031
Dude, you totally lied to us.
You have a girl and she is hot.

248
00:11:53,031 --> 00:11:54,863
Excuse us, dudes.

249
00:11:55,970 --> 00:11:57,096
Okay. What are you wearing?

250
00:11:57,096 --> 00:11:58,570
What? You said
you were on a case

251
00:11:58,570 --> 00:12:00,231
and that there were possible
criminal suspects down here

252
00:12:00,231 --> 00:12:02,070
that might get spooked
by cops snooping around.

253
00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:03,302
Yeah, but what
are you wearing?

254
00:12:03,302 --> 00:12:05,503
This is a reunion, not the
prom. I need you to fit in.

255
00:12:05,503 --> 00:12:07,706
What? This? This isn't a prom dress.

256
00:12:07,706 --> 00:12:09,908
It looks like a prom dress.
It's a little poofy.

257
00:12:09,908 --> 00:12:12,315
It doesn't poof. There's no
poof. There's slight poof.

258
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,114
Look, it's what I was gonna
wear to my high school reunion

259
00:12:14,114 --> 00:12:16,451
that I couldn't go to because
I was on a case. Jules...

260
00:12:16,451 --> 00:12:18,514
Just show me where these
suspects are that I need to vet?

261
00:12:18,514 --> 00:12:21,287
I don't know if you need to vet
anything. The animals are fine.

262
00:12:21,287 --> 00:12:23,351
But let's poof on over and
I'll point them out to you.

263
00:12:24,096 --> 00:12:27,088
Oh, thanks for playing up
that whole tough guy cop thing,

264
00:12:27,088 --> 00:12:29,225
you know, with Eldon.
That was really nice of you.

265
00:12:29,225 --> 00:12:31,394
I think the "I'm packing heat"
thing was a little overboard,

266
00:12:31,394 --> 00:12:33,267
but he seemed
to buy it, so...

267
00:12:33,267 --> 00:12:34,806
But I am packing heat.

268
00:12:35,407 --> 00:12:39,172
Oh, that's cute. What, do you squeeze
the trigger and a little pen comes out

269
00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:41,007
so you can write
people parking tickets?

270
00:12:41,007 --> 00:12:45,072
Um, Barnaby Jones, why don't you
hold my purse while I go dance?

271
00:12:45,072 --> 00:12:47,140
I called you
because I need your help...

272
00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:50,676
Oh, my God!
It's Howie and Eileen!

273
00:12:51,789 --> 00:12:54,314
Abe Frohman,
Sausage King of Chicago.

274
00:12:54,314 --> 00:12:57,451
Yes! We all spent our
wonder years together.

275
00:12:57,451 --> 00:12:59,654
Right.
You guys look great.

276
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:02,130
Especially you.
I want you back in clean up,

277
00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:05,828
if you catch my meaning!
Look at that package, huh?

278
00:13:06,303 --> 00:13:08,294
Look, I... I don't mean to be
a downer, guys, but did you know

279
00:13:08,294 --> 00:13:11,170
that somebody tampered
with your football shrine?

280
00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:13,209
Ah! Dude, seriously, that's
just old high school stuff.

281
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,608
I don't even think
about that anymore.

282
00:13:14,608 --> 00:13:17,339
I'm actually onto
much bigger stuff now, so...

283
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:20,541
Howie just announced his candidacy
for State Assembly last month.

284
00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:22,379
Yeah, dude,
I care about the issues.

285
00:13:22,379 --> 00:13:25,818
I actually think I can make a
difference. Isn't that right, babe?

286
00:13:25,818 --> 00:13:27,082
That's right, baby.

287
00:13:27,082 --> 00:13:28,555
See, after I fix
the state of California,

288
00:13:28,555 --> 00:13:31,593
I'm going to write a motivational
book for losers who need help.

289
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:35,152
And the working title right
now is Move It or Move It!

290
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:38,828
Wow, that is so much stuff!
Wow, yeah.

291
00:13:38,828 --> 00:13:41,869
When will you find time to tape
Larry Lester's butt cheeks together?

292
00:13:44,139 --> 00:13:46,869
Never saw Breakfast Club?
Either of you? Wow.

293
00:13:47,442 --> 00:13:51,139
Okay, baby, Howie wants one of
those little mini quesadillas.

294
00:13:51,139 --> 00:13:52,405
Let's get after it.

295
00:13:53,647 --> 00:13:56,172
Who hasn't seen The
Breakfast Club? Um...

296
00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:59,151
You honestly don't think there's
anything suspicious about those two?

297
00:13:59,151 --> 00:14:02,711
I'm not sure. I mean, for
a guy who's clearly stuck

298
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:05,623
in the past, he seemed
to brush off the whole

299
00:14:05,623 --> 00:14:08,093
vandalism of his trophy
case thing pretty easily.

300
00:14:08,562 --> 00:14:10,620
I could dust the case
for prints, but that's it.

301
00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:13,666
Jules, anyone who enters or
exits this place is a suspect.

302
00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:15,598
If this thing ends before
I solved the homicide,

303
00:14:15,598 --> 00:14:17,101
you can kiss
the murderer goodbye.

304
00:14:17,101 --> 00:14:18,467
Gus, thank goodness.

305
00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:20,699
I need to get to the roof, I
need to get into the library,

306
00:14:20,699 --> 00:14:23,139
I need to psychically remember
everything about high school.

307
00:14:23,139 --> 00:14:26,007
That stuff is locked up tight. This
place is like Fort Knox tonight.

308
00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:29,579
Fine. Where is the gymnasium?

309
00:14:29,579 --> 00:14:31,878
We're in the gymnasium, Shawn.

310
00:14:34,987 --> 00:14:37,114
Wow, buddy,
you did a really nice job.

311
00:14:42,094 --> 00:14:43,220
Hey, Shawn, what's up?

312
00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:44,557
Listen, Dad.

313
00:14:44,557 --> 00:14:48,724
Remember that box of my old high
school stuff that Mom put away for me?

314
00:14:48,724 --> 00:14:50,824
There's... It was just a...
It was a box of stuff.

315
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,698
What box?
The box.

316
00:14:52,698 --> 00:14:54,135
What box, Shawn?

317
00:14:54,705 --> 00:14:56,434
What am I thinking? Mom's
in town. Do me a favor.

318
00:14:56,434 --> 00:14:58,407
Call her and find out
where she put it.

319
00:14:58,407 --> 00:14:59,875
I can't. I can't.

320
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:02,435
What do you mean, you can't? I
can't. I just talked to her, Shawn,

321
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:06,040
and I think she thought... I mean
supposedly... She had a salad.

322
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,277
Who am I to think that she
didn't have a salad? I just...

323
00:15:08,277 --> 00:15:11,684
Dad, I need this box!
I'm on a case, okay?

324
00:15:11,684 --> 00:15:14,781
Just call her, locate the box.
I will come get it from you.

325
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,031
Fine.

326
00:15:18,328 --> 00:15:19,454
It's... Ah, I don't...

327
00:15:22,332 --> 00:15:23,697
I just don't see it.

328
00:15:23,697 --> 00:15:24,994
You're not looking.

329
00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:27,865
There's so much stuff.
What is all this crap?

330
00:15:27,865 --> 00:15:29,130
It's your life.

331
00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:30,796
No, these boxes
are not my life.

332
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:33,364
Well, it's stuff
from your life, anyway.

333
00:15:33,364 --> 00:15:36,934
I boxed it all up 'cause I thought maybe
someday you'd want to look at it again,

334
00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:38,240
when you're old
and crotchety.

335
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,543
Yeah, well, I just want to dump it all!

336
00:15:40,543 --> 00:15:43,050
Which, in your case,
would be today.

337
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,246
Look at this! Look at that! What is it?

338
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,845
It's a matchbox car.
It's Shawn's first one.

339
00:15:48,845 --> 00:15:50,948
I bought it for him when
I brought him home, remember?

340
00:15:50,948 --> 00:15:52,117
I do.

341
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,990
He never even
played with it.

342
00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:56,622
Henry, you bought
him a squad car.

343
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,164
Kids love police cars.

344
00:15:58,164 --> 00:16:00,962
But they're all police
cars, all 20 of them.

345
00:16:00,962 --> 00:16:04,993
No, no, no, they're all different. You
see that one there, that's a squad car.

346
00:16:04,993 --> 00:16:08,769
This one here, see that?
It's a paddy wagon.

347
00:16:10,410 --> 00:16:13,038
A prison transport vehicle,
that's an old one.

348
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,843
Oh, look at that!
A crowd control van.

349
00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:20,349
Look at it, it even has the
tiny water cannons up on top.

350
00:16:20,349 --> 00:16:22,444
Here's the box he wanted.

351
00:16:23,889 --> 00:16:27,290
Wow! You know, I thought
you would've become,

352
00:16:27,693 --> 00:16:30,389
like, a doctor
or something like that.

353
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:33,489
Well, what I do
is pretty fascinating.

354
00:16:33,999 --> 00:16:35,990
Really? How so?

355
00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:42,037
Well, with my specialty, which is mucus
reducers, I use a mixture of, uh...

356
00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:46,738
Did I also tell you that I have
a side psychic detective business

357
00:16:46,738 --> 00:16:49,006
that I started with my buddy?

358
00:16:49,006 --> 00:16:50,136
Really?

359
00:16:50,136 --> 00:16:54,083
Yeah. And I may or may not have
tracked down a counterfeiter,

360
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:58,349
unveiled a nanny ring, saved the
show American Duos, stuff like that.

361
00:16:58,789 --> 00:17:01,417
That was you?
I remember that!

362
00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:03,983
So, I'm kind of working
on a case right now.

363
00:17:05,129 --> 00:17:07,689
Really? God, that's hot.

364
00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:20,368
Hi! What are you guys doing here?

365
00:17:20,368 --> 00:17:22,502
Whoa! Slow down. We brought you
the box you were bitching about.

366
00:17:22,502 --> 00:17:24,512
No. No, no, Dad. I asked
you to locate the box

367
00:17:24,512 --> 00:17:26,377
so that I could come
pick it up from you,

368
00:17:26,377 --> 00:17:28,849
not to drag Mom down
to my high school reunion!

369
00:17:28,849 --> 00:17:31,182
Lighten up, honey. What
are you so worried about?

370
00:17:31,182 --> 00:17:32,881
It's not like I'm gonna
pull out a Kleenex,

371
00:17:32,881 --> 00:17:34,922
wet it and wipe
the corners of your mouth.

372
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:39,188
Look, it's Gus!
I have to say hello.

373
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:42,253
No, Mom! There aren't really
any other parents here.

374
00:17:42,253 --> 00:17:44,821
Awesome. What exactly
are you up to?

375
00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:46,866
All right, look, Shawn,
I went to this school too,

376
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,698
so it was my school
long before it was yours.

377
00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:51,398
Okay, fine, you win "Oldest Student
Here" award. Now, will you please leave?

378
00:17:51,398 --> 00:17:54,134
I'm sure the nondescript blazer
rental place is about to close.

379
00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:56,709
Hey, hey,
cutie patootie!

380
00:17:56,709 --> 00:18:00,611
Look, seriously, my name is Carlton,
okay? How hard is that to remember?

381
00:18:00,611 --> 00:18:01,807
Carl-ton.
Carl-ton.

382
00:18:01,807 --> 00:18:03,645
Yeah, I know
your name, silly.

383
00:18:03,645 --> 00:18:06,151
I just think a better name
for you is Cutie Patootie,

384
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,882
you know, because you have
such a cutie patootie.

385
00:18:08,882 --> 00:18:12,857
Hey there. Exactly how much
of that punch have you had?

386
00:18:12,857 --> 00:18:14,325
Just enough to realize, you know,

387
00:18:14,325 --> 00:18:18,228
that I might've been a little
short with you before, and,

388
00:18:18,228 --> 00:18:21,631
I'm very sorry.
Can you forgive me? Hmm?

389
00:18:21,631 --> 00:18:23,293
Maybe.

390
00:18:23,293 --> 00:18:26,031
Yeah? Yeah?
Good, 'cause I...

391
00:18:26,031 --> 00:18:30,973
I have just one teensy weensy
little tiny favor to ask of you.

392
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,301
What's that?

393
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,973
I need you to make a move
on Eldon's wife, Stephanie,

394
00:18:35,973 --> 00:18:38,983
'cause I want that painted
whore out of the picture.

395
00:18:38,983 --> 00:18:40,814
Okay? Can you
do that for me?

396
00:18:40,814 --> 00:18:43,354
No! No, I cannot do that for you!

397
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,649
Fine, you suck!

398
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,992
What? Hey, your purse!

399
00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:55,132
Ah, crap. Great.

400
00:18:59,403 --> 00:19:00,802
Well, that figures.

401
00:19:09,579 --> 00:19:10,603
What are those?

402
00:19:10,603 --> 00:19:13,114
Just a copy of
every key in the school.

403
00:19:13,114 --> 00:19:14,650
By the end of senior year,
I had managed to become

404
00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:18,552
a member of the Trans-American
Western Custodial Union. Local 456.

405
00:19:18,552 --> 00:19:21,921
Don't hold me to this, but I believe
I still have voting privileges.

406
00:19:23,994 --> 00:19:27,156
Ah, it's been 35 years since
I've wandered these halls.

407
00:19:27,156 --> 00:19:29,424
I think I'm gonna take a look
around. You want to join me?

408
00:19:29,424 --> 00:19:31,989
That depends.
Do you have a hall pass?

409
00:19:31,989 --> 00:19:34,729
You kidding?
I used to own these halls.

410
00:19:41,443 --> 00:19:42,910
Did you bring me
a glass of punch

411
00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:45,605
as some sort of
13 year peace offering?

412
00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:49,347
Oh, no. Sorry, these are
both for me, actually.

413
00:19:51,219 --> 00:19:52,743
I can grab you one
though, if you like.

414
00:19:52,743 --> 00:19:53,878
No.

415
00:19:54,355 --> 00:19:55,344
I do have a question
for you, though.

416
00:19:55,344 --> 00:19:56,412
Hmm.

417
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:59,517
Assuming that Parker Stevenson
had never been born...

418
00:20:01,362 --> 00:20:04,524
Have you ever seen a very
attractive man solve a crime before?

419
00:20:04,524 --> 00:20:07,761
I did see John Cusack
prevent a jaywalking once.

420
00:20:14,408 --> 00:20:15,875
This is good.

421
00:20:16,877 --> 00:20:18,037
Yeah.

422
00:20:18,445 --> 00:20:21,346
Just give me a minute. I'm
gonna have to do my thing, okay?

423
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,382
You might want to steady
or brace yourself.

424
00:20:23,382 --> 00:20:24,575
Why? What's gonna happen?

425
00:20:24,575 --> 00:20:27,050
Well, I can't really say
with any degree of accuracy,

426
00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:29,246
but I can tell you
that some animals,

427
00:20:29,246 --> 00:20:32,450
slow adults and beautiful
girls have been known to swoon.

428
00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:33,514
You just called me slow.

429
00:20:33,514 --> 00:20:34,752
Excuse me.

430
00:20:43,768 --> 00:20:45,292
Are you okay?

431
00:20:55,647 --> 00:20:57,376
I'm a slave to it.

432
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,523
Wait for it.

433
00:21:08,826 --> 00:21:10,726
Wait for it...

434
00:21:12,863 --> 00:21:15,195
Don't do that.
Don't mock the spirit world.

435
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,360
It's beneath you.

436
00:21:22,605 --> 00:21:26,473
Have you ever wondered

437
00:21:26,473 --> 00:21:28,533
why you haven't been
married yet?

438
00:21:28,533 --> 00:21:30,977
I don't have
to wonder. I know why.

439
00:21:30,977 --> 00:21:32,446
Well, why?

440
00:21:32,446 --> 00:21:35,348
I will get married
some day.

441
00:21:35,348 --> 00:21:37,908
I just
haven't met him yet.

442
00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:40,183
You don't think?

443
00:21:40,422 --> 00:21:42,413
What about you?
What about me?

444
00:21:42,413 --> 00:21:45,790
Abigail, lots of strapping,

445
00:21:46,194 --> 00:21:49,595
brilliant type guys
never got married.

446
00:21:49,595 --> 00:21:52,690
Ludwig van Beethoven.
Sir Isaac Newton, right?

447
00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:55,793
Doing his thing. Jon Lovitz...

448
00:21:58,272 --> 00:22:00,570
Jon Lovitz's brother...

449
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:01,767
Jon Lovitz has a brother?

450
00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:03,742
Does it really matter?

451
00:22:16,723 --> 00:22:18,213
I just figured it out.

452
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:19,383
What? Why you
never got married?

453
00:22:19,383 --> 00:22:21,859
No, I know who
our murderers are.

454
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:30,267
So wait, now you are saying that
Howie and Eileen are the killers?

455
00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:31,394
Yup.

456
00:22:31,394 --> 00:22:32,801
Wasn't Howie the victim
at one point?

457
00:22:32,801 --> 00:22:34,805
Gus, that is so
40 minutes ago.

458
00:22:34,805 --> 00:22:36,864
I bet you're still telling
your friends to "chillax. "

459
00:22:36,864 --> 00:22:39,376
Shawn, why would two people
who just killed someone

460
00:22:39,376 --> 00:22:41,811
be so casual,
smiling, dancing?

461
00:22:42,114 --> 00:22:44,275
I agree. It is both
surreal and disturbing

462
00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,943
to watch two murderers
do the cabbage patch.

463
00:22:47,252 --> 00:22:48,480
That's the point, Gus.

464
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,078
They're trying to look
as casual as possible.

465
00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:57,257
But I'm not fooled.

466
00:22:57,257 --> 00:23:00,263
The question is why
are they sticking around?

467
00:23:02,066 --> 00:23:04,000
We're looking for info
on our beloved couple.

468
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,832
Anything that might say
future killers.

469
00:23:07,038 --> 00:23:08,665
What does that word
even mean anyway?

470
00:23:08,665 --> 00:23:11,969
Greatness. It's like they
purposely set you up for failure.

471
00:23:11,969 --> 00:23:15,034
I mean, what have I done in my life
that anyone would say was great?

472
00:23:15,034 --> 00:23:18,638
Dude, the perfect cocoa roundness
of your head alone makes you great.

473
00:23:18,638 --> 00:23:20,272
That's easy for you
to say, Shawn.

474
00:23:20,272 --> 00:23:22,978
Nobody had any expectations
you would amount to greatness.

475
00:23:22,978 --> 00:23:26,250
Gus, don't be an incorrigible
Eskimo Pie with a caramel ribbon.

476
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:28,586
It doesn't matter what
these people think of you but,

477
00:23:28,586 --> 00:23:30,818
and I put this out there
as a challenge to you,

478
00:23:30,818 --> 00:23:33,589
you really want to show them
you've lived up to your potential?

479
00:23:33,589 --> 00:23:35,254
Help me solve
this case, please.

480
00:23:35,254 --> 00:23:37,856
Come on! How many of our classmates
are out there solving a murder tonight?

481
00:23:37,856 --> 00:23:39,798
Huh? A handful, maybe?

482
00:23:39,798 --> 00:23:41,860
You could be one of them.

483
00:23:51,045 --> 00:23:52,307
Duckie.

484
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:53,469
What?

485
00:23:53,469 --> 00:23:56,779
Dude, we've been looking in
the wrong John Hughes movie.

486
00:23:56,779 --> 00:23:59,752
This isn't Breakfast Club,
or Curly Sue or Mr. Mom.

487
00:23:59,752 --> 00:24:00,981
And it certainly
isn't Flubber.

488
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,113
Why are you hating on Flubber?

489
00:24:02,113 --> 00:24:03,680
I would never hate on Flubber.

490
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:04,816
I'm not following.

491
00:24:04,816 --> 00:24:06,951
What do all the best John
Hughes movies have in common?

492
00:24:06,951 --> 00:24:08,085
A love triangle.

493
00:24:08,085 --> 00:24:11,096
There's always a Duckie.

494
00:24:11,532 --> 00:24:13,193
Do you recognize that guy?

495
00:24:13,193 --> 00:24:15,599
Vaguely. I don't know
his name though.

496
00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:17,565
Check the grad pics.

497
00:24:21,241 --> 00:24:24,232
He didn't show up. Seventeen
no-shows. He's one of them.

498
00:24:24,477 --> 00:24:26,069
But the question is,
which one?

499
00:24:26,069 --> 00:24:27,908
Duckie, where are you?

500
00:24:27,908 --> 00:24:29,743
Is this the same guy?

501
00:24:32,652 --> 00:24:35,246
Good work, Gus. This is good.

502
00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:40,383
I think I just figured
something out.

503
00:24:40,383 --> 00:24:41,619
I gotta make a quick stop.

504
00:24:41,619 --> 00:24:44,093
Are we back
in business, partner?

505
00:24:44,093 --> 00:24:45,823
Milo and Otis.

506
00:24:45,823 --> 00:24:47,455
I get to be Otis?
That's a given.

507
00:24:47,455 --> 00:24:49,557
Okay. Look, but I have
to get back to the gym

508
00:24:49,557 --> 00:24:50,760
and make sure
all the ballots are in

509
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,826
or we won't have a
reunion king and queen.

510
00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:53,928
Meet you there?
Yeah.

511
00:24:53,928 --> 00:24:55,199
Or, we could meet back here

512
00:24:55,199 --> 00:24:58,106
and give each other makeovers to
Karla DeVito's We Are Not Alone.

513
00:24:58,106 --> 00:24:59,234
It's your choice.

514
00:25:17,261 --> 00:25:18,387
Dad?

515
00:25:20,563 --> 00:25:22,531
What are you doing here?
How did...

516
00:25:22,531 --> 00:25:23,861
How did you even
get in here?

517
00:25:23,861 --> 00:25:25,366
Place was open.

518
00:25:25,366 --> 00:25:27,369
Your mom and I
were just looking around.

519
00:25:27,369 --> 00:25:28,426
She's in the bathroom.

520
00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:30,301
So what, you just...

521
00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:34,541
You just thought it was a normal
thing to sit here in the dark?

522
00:25:34,541 --> 00:25:38,740
Shawn, I used to fix up cars in this
very place when I was in high school.

523
00:25:38,740 --> 00:25:41,681
I actually dropped the tranny out
of a '57 Chevy just like this one,

524
00:25:41,681 --> 00:25:43,308
practically rebuilt
the thing from scratch.

525
00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:47,321
When that thing was done,
baby, I tell you, it purred.

526
00:25:48,523 --> 00:25:49,956
Well, now I feel awful.

527
00:25:49,956 --> 00:25:51,515
Why?
Mom.

528
00:25:52,361 --> 00:25:54,591
She's still in the bathroom.
She missed that entire story.

529
00:25:54,591 --> 00:25:57,825
Shawn, it's not my fault that you never
cared about anything in high school.

530
00:25:57,825 --> 00:26:01,857
Yeah, well, as it turns out, it
seems I did care about something.

531
00:26:01,857 --> 00:26:04,564
I guess it doesn't
matter much anymore.

532
00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:09,267
Dad, do you think you can
miss out on a moment?

533
00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:11,311
What do you mean?
Like, an opportunity.

534
00:26:11,311 --> 00:26:14,212
You think you can miss
an opportunity in a moment,

535
00:26:14,212 --> 00:26:16,406
you know,
and then it's too late,

536
00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:19,149
and the course of your life
is changed forever?

537
00:26:19,149 --> 00:26:21,014
Yeah. Absolutely.

538
00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:26,114
Wait a minute.
Is this about a girl?

539
00:26:26,114 --> 00:26:27,452
Maybe.

540
00:26:28,194 --> 00:26:30,321
Life is not made up
of a single moment.

541
00:26:30,321 --> 00:26:32,592
It's made up of
a gazillion moments.

542
00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:35,463
What defines us is the choice
we make in the next moment

543
00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:36,933
and the one after that.

544
00:26:36,933 --> 00:26:38,264
These moments, Shawn,
they're happening.

545
00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,601
They're all around us,
all the time.

546
00:26:45,110 --> 00:26:46,634
You're having one right now.

547
00:26:46,634 --> 00:26:47,770
I just keep wondering, like,

548
00:26:47,770 --> 00:26:49,780
what if I had made
a different choice,

549
00:26:49,780 --> 00:26:51,815
you know, like on
a particular night

550
00:26:51,815 --> 00:26:54,283
in one of these moments,
who would I be now?

551
00:26:54,283 --> 00:26:57,718
Well, I suspect that
you wouldn't be you.

552
00:27:05,363 --> 00:27:08,332
Good talk, Dad.
I gotta run.

553
00:27:08,332 --> 00:27:10,866
Actually, there is
one more thing.

554
00:27:10,866 --> 00:27:13,732
Do you think I can borrow
your underpants?

555
00:27:13,732 --> 00:27:15,895
Just for, like, 10 minutes?

556
00:27:17,974 --> 00:27:20,875
Oh, come on!
We're already in the car!

557
00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:24,675
These are... These are iconic
film references I'm making tonight.

558
00:27:25,716 --> 00:27:28,276
His name is Peter Colter. Class of '95.

559
00:27:28,276 --> 00:27:31,319
Can we hurry this up? I'm due back
in the gym to make my presentation.

560
00:27:31,319 --> 00:27:32,945
If Chief Vick knew I was
running names for you guys,

561
00:27:32,945 --> 00:27:34,011
I'd lose my ass.

562
00:27:34,011 --> 00:27:35,648
We definitely don't
want that to happen.

563
00:27:35,648 --> 00:27:37,192
Oh, wait! I have something.

564
00:27:37,192 --> 00:27:38,283
What is it?

565
00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:41,022
Well, it's not criminal,
but it's an accident report.

566
00:27:41,022 --> 00:27:44,328
There was an accident
on June 6, 1995.

567
00:27:44,328 --> 00:27:45,799
That was three days
before graduation.

568
00:27:45,799 --> 00:27:46,994
Peter Colter
was the driver.

569
00:27:46,994 --> 00:27:49,400
Alcohol was involved. He hit
another vehicle head on.

570
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,803
A man was thrown
from the car 20 feet,

571
00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:53,033
he was rushed to the hospital,

572
00:27:53,033 --> 00:27:54,336
survived in a coma
for seven months

573
00:27:54,336 --> 00:27:56,809
and eventually died
from internal injuries.

574
00:27:56,809 --> 00:27:59,711
Peter Colter was then charged
with involuntary manslaughter

575
00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:01,578
and received
six years probation.

576
00:28:01,578 --> 00:28:04,447
But there were two other
passengers in the car with him.

577
00:28:04,447 --> 00:28:05,816
Let me guess.

578
00:28:05,816 --> 00:28:07,877
Howie Tolkin
and Eileen Mazwell?

579
00:28:07,877 --> 00:28:09,387
Yeah. How'd you know that?

580
00:28:09,387 --> 00:28:12,789
Because I've seen Pretty
in Pink like 75 times.

581
00:28:12,789 --> 00:28:14,623
Wait, wait.
And here's something else.

582
00:28:14,623 --> 00:28:18,187
Well, it's small, but some petty
theft that was out of state,

583
00:28:18,187 --> 00:28:21,257
a shoplifting
in Fallon, Nevada,

584
00:28:21,257 --> 00:28:24,236
which leads me
to a restraining order.

585
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:27,898
It was placed one month ago by
Eileen Mazwell on Peter Colter.

586
00:28:28,741 --> 00:28:30,606
For what?
Harassment.

587
00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:37,548
Peter wasn't driving the car
that night. It was Howie.

588
00:28:37,548 --> 00:28:39,915
What? And he took the rap
for the accident? Why?

589
00:28:39,915 --> 00:28:41,647
A moment and a choice, Gus.

590
00:28:41,647 --> 00:28:43,779
Look, Howie and Eileen
killed Peter.

591
00:28:43,779 --> 00:28:45,049
I know it all now.

592
00:28:45,049 --> 00:28:46,351
But no body, no crime.

593
00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:49,393
Seriously, Jules? That has to be
on a poster around here somewhere.

594
00:28:49,393 --> 00:28:50,587
It's just something we say.

595
00:28:50,587 --> 00:28:52,687
Wait, so we know who the killers
are and we know who they killed,

596
00:28:52,687 --> 00:28:54,664
but we don't have a
body? Where is it?

597
00:28:54,664 --> 00:28:56,894
Well, if I was just some average
guy without any super powers

598
00:28:56,894 --> 00:28:59,596
I'd say, "I don't know,
why are you asking me?"

599
00:28:59,596 --> 00:29:03,037
But as head psychic of the
Santa Barbara Police Department,

600
00:29:03,037 --> 00:29:04,904
I'd say,

601
00:29:04,904 --> 00:29:07,603
"I don't know,
why are you asking me?"

602
00:29:07,603 --> 00:29:08,702
Shawn?

603
00:29:08,702 --> 00:29:10,644
It's still hidden
somewhere at that school!

604
00:29:10,644 --> 00:29:13,012
O'Hara, what are you doing
here this late?

605
00:29:13,012 --> 00:29:14,311
I thought you were
off tonight.

606
00:29:14,311 --> 00:29:17,047
Yeah. You know,
I was out.

607
00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:21,112
Stopped back by. I, you
know, forgot my Chapstick,

608
00:29:21,112 --> 00:29:23,091
which I now have. Yay!

609
00:29:23,793 --> 00:29:25,055
Where were you at?
Your prom?

610
00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:26,117
Why would you say that?

611
00:29:26,117 --> 00:29:28,357
Because you're wearing
a prom dress.

612
00:29:30,967 --> 00:29:32,434
And are you two on a case?

613
00:29:32,434 --> 00:29:33,526
Chief.

614
00:29:33,526 --> 00:29:35,195
Because I don't remember
assigning you one.

615
00:29:35,195 --> 00:29:36,670
What are you looking at?

616
00:29:36,670 --> 00:29:38,866
She was helping me.
I just made a bust.

617
00:29:38,866 --> 00:29:40,101
Oh, and who was that?

618
00:29:40,101 --> 00:29:41,938
That is a real schizoid.

619
00:29:41,938 --> 00:29:45,343
Elizabeth Reba Davis,
AKA Mindy Howland,

620
00:29:45,343 --> 00:29:49,475
who has been filling false
prescriptions under fake names since '96.

621
00:29:49,475 --> 00:29:51,643
Oh, okay. I see.

622
00:29:51,643 --> 00:29:53,517
Well, good work, people.

623
00:29:56,091 --> 00:29:57,649
Oh, and by the way,

624
00:29:57,649 --> 00:29:59,886
whatever it is
you're really working on,

625
00:29:59,886 --> 00:30:02,191
you're not being
paid for this.

626
00:30:07,602 --> 00:30:08,899
Thank you for that, Lassiter.

627
00:30:08,899 --> 00:30:10,961
Yeah, sweet. Look, if you don't
mind, I'm gonna get back to this.

628
00:30:10,961 --> 00:30:12,505
I don't want to miss
the mug shots.

629
00:30:12,505 --> 00:30:16,270
I'm having fun. It's the best
date I've been on in a long time.

630
00:30:19,112 --> 00:30:21,239
He landed here.
We know that.

631
00:30:21,615 --> 00:30:23,242
There's no other entrance
they could have gotten into

632
00:30:23,242 --> 00:30:25,250
unless they dragged
the body 200 yards

633
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,751
all the way back to the gym.

634
00:30:26,751 --> 00:30:27,912
Right.

635
00:30:30,891 --> 00:30:32,381
Wait a minute.

636
00:30:37,162 --> 00:30:39,528
That is the girls'
locker room.

637
00:30:39,528 --> 00:30:41,623
Oh, now that he remembers.

638
00:30:42,935 --> 00:30:45,631
How would they even get
a body down there, anyway?

639
00:30:45,631 --> 00:30:47,695
It's like a 13-foot drop.

640
00:30:49,041 --> 00:30:50,975
There's only one way
to find out, partner.

641
00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:53,170
I'm gonna ease you down
and I'll be right behind you.

642
00:30:53,170 --> 00:30:54,939
You must be out of
your damn mind, Shawn.

643
00:30:54,939 --> 00:30:56,275
I'm not going
down there first!

644
00:30:56,275 --> 00:30:57,439
Are you kidding me?

645
00:30:57,439 --> 00:31:00,780
You're gonna do this to me now,
after I've laid all the groundwork?

646
00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:02,479
Now, would you just
get down there?

647
00:31:02,479 --> 00:31:04,384
I don't want to do it.
Help me back up.

648
00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:05,786
What do you mean? You're in.

649
00:31:05,786 --> 00:31:07,085
Help me up, Shawn!

650
00:31:07,085 --> 00:31:08,216
All right.

651
00:31:12,529 --> 00:31:15,464
Okay,
now you, Shawn.

652
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,828
Shawn?

653
00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:20,527
Dude, I am so sorry.

654
00:31:21,471 --> 00:31:24,599
I didn't realize
I had the keys all along.

655
00:31:24,599 --> 00:31:25,767
Let's just get to it.

656
00:31:25,767 --> 00:31:28,402
Okay, indeed.
Let's find us a body.

657
00:31:28,402 --> 00:31:32,914
But first, let's both of us
take a private moment

658
00:31:32,914 --> 00:31:36,884
to pay homage to all of the wonderful things
that have occurred here over the years.

659
00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:53,993
Dude, it's
Howie and Eileen.

660
00:31:53,993 --> 00:31:55,331
That's why they haven't
left the reunion.

661
00:31:55,331 --> 00:31:57,200
They stashed the body
but now they've gotta move it.

662
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,103
Yeah, but where is it?

663
00:32:07,615 --> 00:32:08,638
Did you hear that?

664
00:32:08,638 --> 00:32:10,445
I think there's
someone in here with us.

665
00:32:10,445 --> 00:32:12,815
I think it came
from the stalls.

666
00:32:49,521 --> 00:32:52,456
Nobody's there.
Check the lockers.

667
00:33:08,839 --> 00:33:11,569
Do you have a stick
or a small leaf?

668
00:33:11,569 --> 00:33:13,337
Why would I have a stick?

669
00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:24,912
Okay.

670
00:33:33,797 --> 00:33:37,392
We gotta get this body to Lassiter if
I'm going to accuse them of the crime.

671
00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:38,957
Why don't we bring
Lassiter down here?

672
00:33:38,957 --> 00:33:40,559
And we come back, and the
body is gone again? Come on!

673
00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:43,070
If Tolkin finds us,
he's gonna strangle us!

674
00:33:43,070 --> 00:33:45,265
He strangles people, Shawn.

675
00:33:46,675 --> 00:33:48,199
Head or feet?

676
00:33:57,486 --> 00:33:59,385
Shawn. Shawn Spencer.

677
00:34:00,054 --> 00:34:02,454
Were you girls
able to get some punch?

678
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:12,789
What are you doing tomorrow?

679
00:34:13,101 --> 00:34:15,729
Flying to San Francisco
for work.

680
00:34:15,729 --> 00:34:17,895
You know I'm just here
for a little while.

681
00:34:17,895 --> 00:34:20,701
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
of course, I just, I...

682
00:34:21,408 --> 00:34:24,866
Actually, I thought you might
want to see my elementary school.

683
00:34:24,866 --> 00:34:26,240
You did?
Yeah!

684
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:29,544
Sure, this is... This is
only half the picture.

685
00:34:36,022 --> 00:34:39,479
Yeah!
That was fun, right?

686
00:34:39,959 --> 00:34:42,621
So, it is now time to announce

687
00:34:42,621 --> 00:34:46,131
the reunion prom
queen and king!

688
00:34:46,499 --> 00:34:48,729
Howie Tolkin!

689
00:34:51,170 --> 00:34:53,434
And his real life bride,

690
00:34:53,434 --> 00:34:56,872
Eileen Mazwell!

691
00:34:58,543 --> 00:35:00,943
Where you going?
Howie! Eileen!

692
00:35:00,943 --> 00:35:02,411
Come up here!

693
00:35:05,817 --> 00:35:07,444
This is exciting!

694
00:35:10,255 --> 00:35:11,688
Congratulations.

695
00:35:11,688 --> 00:35:13,848
Looks like history
has repeated itself.

696
00:35:15,025 --> 00:35:17,550
Those crowns sure are heavy.

697
00:35:17,550 --> 00:35:19,061
Yes, they are.

698
00:35:19,061 --> 00:35:20,756
Heavy with lies.

699
00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:24,567
You see, my fellow alumni,

700
00:35:24,567 --> 00:35:28,002
one of your classmates
was murdered here tonight.

701
00:35:28,605 --> 00:35:30,539
His name was Peter Colter.

702
00:35:30,539 --> 00:35:33,166
Smart kid,
he was a whiz at fixing cars.

703
00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:35,210
He was also the water boy
for the football team.

704
00:35:35,210 --> 00:35:37,473
The reason you probably
don't remember him very well

705
00:35:37,473 --> 00:35:40,778
is because
he lived in their shadow.

706
00:35:40,778 --> 00:35:42,044
He worshipped them.

707
00:35:42,044 --> 00:35:43,210
He'd do anything for them.

708
00:35:43,210 --> 00:35:46,119
Including taking a rap
for a tragic car accident

709
00:35:46,119 --> 00:35:48,817
that was actually
caused by Howie.

710
00:35:50,526 --> 00:35:52,220
And you let him do it

711
00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:55,923
because you didn't want to
lose your precious scholarship.

712
00:35:56,898 --> 00:36:00,026
Poor Peter's life was stuck in
that moment and he never recovered.

713
00:36:00,026 --> 00:36:01,762
That's why he didn't show up
to take his yearbook photo

714
00:36:01,762 --> 00:36:05,932
and that's why he moved away and
ended up committing petty crimes.

715
00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:09,203
Meanwhile, the two of you
moved on to UCLA.

716
00:36:09,203 --> 00:36:10,834
You married your prom queen.

717
00:36:10,834 --> 00:36:13,175
Probably never gave your old
friend Peter another thought.

718
00:36:13,175 --> 00:36:16,512
That is, until
about a month ago.

719
00:36:16,512 --> 00:36:18,051
Isn't that right, Eileen?

720
00:36:18,452 --> 00:36:19,646
See, it's no coincidence

721
00:36:19,646 --> 00:36:22,086
that the restraining order
you filed against Peter

722
00:36:22,086 --> 00:36:23,680
just happened to coincide with

723
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,954
Howie here announcing his
candidacy in the State Assembly.

724
00:36:26,954 --> 00:36:28,493
Peter couldn't
take it anymore.

725
00:36:28,493 --> 00:36:29,755
He needed the truth
to come out,

726
00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:31,592
so he contacted you.

727
00:36:31,592 --> 00:36:34,292
You two did everything you could to
prevent him from coming here tonight,

728
00:36:34,292 --> 00:36:35,834
but he came anyway.

729
00:36:35,834 --> 00:36:37,494
He wore his letterman's jacket

730
00:36:37,494 --> 00:36:40,801
with his special
State Championship pin,

731
00:36:40,801 --> 00:36:43,967
still stuck in
that one moment.

732
00:36:45,111 --> 00:36:48,807
He visited all his old haunts,
made a stop at the auto shop.

733
00:36:50,115 --> 00:36:54,245
He got a little upset when he saw the
trophy shrine built to celebrate you.

734
00:36:54,245 --> 00:36:57,686
Finally, he confronted you both
on the roof, drunk and upset.

735
00:36:57,686 --> 00:36:59,689
But you couldn't let him
uncover the truth.

736
00:36:59,689 --> 00:37:01,749
There was way
too much to lose.

737
00:37:01,749 --> 00:37:04,819
So you gave him
one final push.

738
00:37:04,819 --> 00:37:07,989
Silenced him
once and for all.

739
00:37:08,966 --> 00:37:11,230
Three arrests
in one night. Not bad.

740
00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:12,769
Please tell me
you have the body.

741
00:37:12,769 --> 00:37:14,327
It's the furry
sabercat backstage.

742
00:37:14,327 --> 00:37:15,531
Great.

743
00:37:19,844 --> 00:37:22,404
Homicide Howie,
ladies and gentlemen.

744
00:37:24,547 --> 00:37:26,606
And now, I'd just like
to take this opportunity

745
00:37:26,606 --> 00:37:31,677
to thank someone who is not only
responsible for planning all of this tonight,

746
00:37:31,677 --> 00:37:36,385
complete with a Rastafarian theme
that you all embraced so heartily,

747
00:37:36,593 --> 00:37:40,154
but who is also the mastermind
behind solving tonight's crime.

748
00:37:40,154 --> 00:37:42,424
I know, it's true,
I'm the psychic,

749
00:37:42,424 --> 00:37:47,902
but oftentimes, my revelations
are nothing but cryptic mess.

750
00:37:47,902 --> 00:37:51,438
Tonight, for instance, all I could
see was scenes from Pretty in Pink,

751
00:37:51,438 --> 00:37:54,806
a giant rhombus, and a t-shirt
that read "Soccer Moms are Easy. "

752
00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:57,038
Now, I don't know what
these things mean,

753
00:37:57,038 --> 00:38:02,105
but Gus is somehow able to shape
them into cold, hard evidential facts.

754
00:38:02,105 --> 00:38:05,209
But that is not what
makes him great. No, sir.

755
00:38:06,187 --> 00:38:09,452
Burton Guster has been my
best friend since we were five.

756
00:38:09,452 --> 00:38:12,721
And maybe, just maybe,

757
00:38:12,721 --> 00:38:15,024
if any of you can look
yourselves in the mirror

758
00:38:15,024 --> 00:38:18,065
and know that you've
been half as good a friend

759
00:38:18,065 --> 00:38:20,793
to someone else
as Gus has been to me,

760
00:38:22,002 --> 00:38:24,527
well, you too
can be considered great.

761
00:38:25,672 --> 00:38:29,699
Give it up for my best friend,
Burton Guster.

762
00:38:35,282 --> 00:38:38,444
Oh, Henry, we must've
done something well.

763
00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:40,948
That was all you.

764
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:43,087
You know
that's not true.

765
00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:54,697
I must say,
that was quite impressive.

766
00:38:54,697 --> 00:38:56,927
If you're that good of a
detective, I can only imagine

767
00:38:56,927 --> 00:38:59,333
what sort of midwife
you made.

768
00:38:59,637 --> 00:39:02,936
Okay, this is 13 years
overdue, but here goes.

769
00:39:02,936 --> 00:39:05,202
I know that you think that
I didn't show up the night

770
00:39:05,202 --> 00:39:07,141
I was supposed to meet
you at the carnival,

771
00:39:07,141 --> 00:39:09,578
but the truth is, I did.

772
00:39:11,716 --> 00:39:13,081
You were standing
at the end of the pier.

773
00:39:13,081 --> 00:39:16,677
You were wearing a blue
thin-striped baby doll dress,

774
00:39:16,677 --> 00:39:18,881
Doc Marten sandals, black.

775
00:39:19,723 --> 00:39:22,783
You had a row of red
butterfly clips in your hair.

776
00:39:22,783 --> 00:39:25,124
Short jean jacket, and
the right pocket was ripped

777
00:39:25,124 --> 00:39:29,632
because you always used to shove your
fist in there when you got nervous.

778
00:39:29,632 --> 00:39:31,792
You were pacing
back and forth that night.

779
00:39:31,792 --> 00:39:35,360
You waited around almost an
hour before you walked away.

780
00:39:37,306 --> 00:39:40,605
These are our tickets
to the carnival.

781
00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:44,174
I saved them.
I was so nervous, I choked.

782
00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:46,340
And you know what? That
hardly ever happens to me.

783
00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:50,352
But the truth is, Abigail,
I think I liked you too much.

784
00:39:51,788 --> 00:39:54,881
And somewhere,
in the back of my head,

785
00:39:54,881 --> 00:39:57,823
I knew what that night
would mean and even

786
00:39:57,823 --> 00:40:01,886
how my life could be different
now if I hadn't let you walk away.

787
00:40:03,598 --> 00:40:06,590
But this is a different
moment, and it's a chance

788
00:40:06,590 --> 00:40:10,069
to make a different choice.
And you're really amazing.

789
00:40:10,069 --> 00:40:14,039
And I know we can't go back in time, but
I do wish that there was some way back...

790
00:40:29,522 --> 00:40:32,923
So I'll just keep thinking
and if there's anything

791
00:40:32,923 --> 00:40:35,187
that comes to mind,
I'll let you know.

792
00:40:35,187 --> 00:40:38,059
That was really nice.

793
00:40:38,465 --> 00:40:40,660
Pretty much perfect.
Yeah.

794
00:40:43,136 --> 00:40:45,070
Pretty much perfect...

795
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,870
So, where do we
go from here?

796
00:40:51,977 --> 00:40:53,410
I don't know.

797
00:40:53,410 --> 00:40:57,540
Maybe this is what
closure feels like?

798
00:40:58,617 --> 00:40:59,811
Maybe.

799
00:41:02,654 --> 00:41:05,555
I guess I'll see you
at the 20 year reunion?

800
00:41:05,555 --> 00:41:09,184
Yeah, uh... Well, knowing Gus,
it'll probably be our 23rd.

801
00:41:09,184 --> 00:41:11,956
But I'll see you there.
Yeah.

802
00:41:11,956 --> 00:41:13,553
Sure.
Okay.

803
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,565
Bye, Shawn.

804
00:41:23,174 --> 00:41:26,040
Dear Leland Bosseigh High
Administrative Board.

805
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:30,136
We accept that you are withholding
our deposit of $1,500 for damages.

806
00:41:30,136 --> 00:41:33,080
We also accept that you just
see us as you want to see us,

807
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:36,016
in the simplest terms, in the
most convenient definitions.

808
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:40,047
A snarky psychic, an uptight
pharmaceutical salesman,

809
00:41:40,423 --> 00:41:42,618
a pretty female
blonde detective

810
00:41:42,618 --> 00:41:45,285
and a not so pretty,
unusually lanky detective.

811
00:41:45,494 --> 00:41:47,985
But each of us
is all of those things.

812
00:41:47,985 --> 00:41:50,324
Plus, our normal fee
for solving a murder

813
00:41:50,324 --> 00:41:52,367
in one meaningful evening
is twice that.

814
00:41:52,367 --> 00:41:55,403
So enclosed is
a bill for $3,000.

815
00:41:55,403 --> 00:41:57,564
Please remit payment
in the form of a check

816
00:41:57,564 --> 00:41:59,972
made out simply to Psych.

817
00:42:09,450 --> 00:42:13,045
In between the lines
there's a lot of obscurity

818
00:42:13,045 --> 00:42:16,557
I'm not inclined
to resign to maturity

819
00:42:16,557 --> 00:42:19,752
If it's all right
then you're all wrong

820
00:42:19,752 --> 00:42:23,284
But why bounce around
to the same damn song?

821
00:42:24,565 --> 00:42:28,661
You'd rather run
when you can't crawl

822
00:42:30,804 --> 00:42:34,365
I know, you know
That I'm not telling the truth

823
00:42:34,365 --> 00:42:37,433
I know, you know
They just don't have any proof

824
00:42:37,433 --> 00:42:40,638
Embrace the deception
Learn how to bend

825
00:42:40,638 --> 00:42:44,740
Your worst inhibitions tend
to psych you out in the end

826
00:42:44,740 --> 00:42:46,409
I know, you know

827
00:42:48,421 --> 00:42:50,013
I know, you know