1 00:00:22,580 --> 00:00:23,300 Hey. 2 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:24,800 What the hell is going on here? 3 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,410 Uh, nothing. 4 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,620 My mistake. 5 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:29,870 Sorry, guys. 6 00:00:29,870 --> 00:00:30,580 That's okay. 7 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:32,260 See you later, dad. 8 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:37,250 Okay, shawn... out with it. 9 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,180 we're starting a secret club. 10 00:00:44,180 --> 00:00:45,800 The "burn down the house" club? 11 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:48,340 The gus and shawn club. 12 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:51,180 It's actually the shawn and gus club. 13 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:54,200 You know,a club needs regulations, bylaws. 14 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,590 You guys got any rules? 15 00:00:55,590 --> 00:00:58,060 No girls. 16 00:00:58,060 --> 00:00:59,700 And everybody has to be under 12. 17 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:01,240 No old guys. 18 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,960 And they have to have a love of correct grammar. 19 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,100 that's not a rule! 20 00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:07,880 You said we could have one special rule—that's mine. 21 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,630 And that's the best rule you could think of? 22 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:13,920 I think you mean that's the best rule of which you could think. 23 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,040 I'm not being in a club with this. 24 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:20,870 Fine,I don't need you and your misplaced prepositions. 25 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,120 Wanna be in a club? 26 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,410 Present days 27 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:31,640 ah, dude,I feel like the weight of the world is off my shoulders. 28 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:35,400 One phone call, and my mountain man trip with my dad is off. 29 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,220 Why'd he back out? 30 00:01:37,220 --> 00:01:38,690 He was sick. 31 00:01:38,690 --> 00:01:39,840 He sounded horrible. 32 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,560 He was lurching, he was coughing. 33 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,090 He even sounded pale. 34 00:01:43,090 --> 00:01:44,600 How do you sound pale? 35 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:50,380 I don't know. Maybe he didn't sound pale, but he definitely sounded feverish. 36 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,940 maybe he's driving himself to the hospital. 37 00:02:09,940 --> 00:02:11,320 You know what this means. 38 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,940 - What? What? -We gotta go. 39 00:02:12,940 --> 00:02:13,890 There's no time to discuss. 40 00:02:13,890 --> 00:02:15,470 Oh,gus, uh... 41 00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:16,240 pay. 42 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,050 Shawn— 43 00:02:21,130 --> 00:02:23,790 I still don't see why you're so uptight. 44 00:02:23,790 --> 00:02:26,610 30 seconds ago you were thrilled your dad bailed on you. 45 00:02:26,610 --> 00:02:29,250 That's when I thought he was dying. 46 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:34,210 Dude, do you realize where we are right now? 47 00:02:34,610 --> 00:02:37,220 That's the monarch lodge. 48 00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:44,260 Your dad's a member? 49 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:45,520 Are you kidding me? 50 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,180 We're going in. 51 00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:49,060 Shawn. 52 00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:52,310 You can't just walk into the monarch lodge. 53 00:02:52,310 --> 00:02:54,870 They're a clandestine society. 54 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:59,140 They have a secret handshake. 55 00:02:59,140 --> 00:03:01,020 Fold it, fold it, skim it. 56 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:06,800 Crouching tiger, zookeeper's boy, hairdresser on fire, girlfriend in a coma. 57 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,140 Slap it on a biscuit. 58 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,610 Oh, you might not want to do that. 59 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:15,750 Doctor guster just inseminated an appaloosa. 60 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:17,160 All the way up to the elbow. 61 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,290 No time to wash up. 62 00:03:19,290 --> 00:03:20,330 Thank you. 63 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,870 you're a good man. 64 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:27,510 I've always wanted to see the inside of this place. 65 00:03:27,510 --> 00:03:29,380 Oscar landon clark. 66 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:31,310 He started the santa barbara mirror. 67 00:03:31,310 --> 00:03:32,680 Dude... 68 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,860 moby's a monarch. 69 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:35,820 that's not moby, shawn. 70 00:03:35,820 --> 00:03:37,300 Martin A. Turner. 71 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,270 The city's first postmaster. 72 00:03:39,270 --> 00:03:40,590 Can you believe this? 73 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:43,170 I'm pretty sure that's chuck from the wonder years. 74 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,090 Dude. 75 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:51,660 Oh, my god. 76 00:03:51,660 --> 00:03:53,620 That is really disturbing. 77 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:54,330 ah,jeez, what are you doing? 78 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:58,240 Come on,ted, dragging me all the way over here for this! 79 00:03:58,630 --> 00:04:02,950 Dad, you owe me an explanation... 80 00:04:24,450 --> 00:04:28,610 what the hell are you into? 81 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:38,530 www.ydy.com/bbs - Proudly Presents 82 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:44,900 www.ydy.com/bbs 83 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:50,230 Psych Season 2 Episode 14 84 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,080 You need to call the police. 85 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,190 We did. 86 00:04:58,190 --> 00:04:59,810 A policeman and a brother. 87 00:04:59,810 --> 00:05:01,270 Ted,I'm retired... 88 00:05:01,270 --> 00:05:02,410 from both. 89 00:05:02,410 --> 00:05:03,860 S.B.P.D. 90 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:05,700 Here,I'll dial for you. 91 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:06,970 Let's go. 92 00:05:06,970 --> 00:05:08,360 This is unbelievable. 93 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,460 Practically every doctor in the city is a member here. 94 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:11,520 Do you realize what this means? 95 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:16,570 Yes, it means my dad,mr.Integrity, is nothing more than a lying liar from liarsburg. 96 00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:17,840 That's dr. Downs. 97 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:20,750 He has a huge practice on the mesa, and he just dumped his rep. 98 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:22,940 I've been trying to get in there for years. 99 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:24,940 I'll be right back. 100 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:27,410 Don't step on the corpse head. 101 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:31,970 How'd you get in here? 102 00:05:31,970 --> 00:05:33,870 I think I should ask you the same thing... 103 00:05:33,870 --> 00:05:35,320 sick faker! 104 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,280 Let me feel your forehead. 105 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,220 What are you doing, following me around? 106 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:39,530 I don't have time for this, shawn. 107 00:05:39,530 --> 00:05:41,260 Take a look, there's a dead body in the room. 108 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:44,730 Yes— mr. Arthur holmstrom. 109 00:05:44,730 --> 00:05:47,230 He was murdered. 110 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:50,840 Three creams, four sugars. 111 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:51,670 Thank you. 112 00:05:51,670 --> 00:05:52,470 Oh, and here's this. 113 00:05:52,470 --> 00:05:54,490 - What's this? -Yours didn't cost anything. 114 00:05:54,490 --> 00:05:55,990 Dropped my name, huh? 115 00:05:55,990 --> 00:05:57,590 No, coffee club. 116 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:59,330 Buy 15 coffees, you get one free. 117 00:05:59,330 --> 00:06:00,620 You should get one. 118 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:01,960 Gee,I don't know. 119 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:05,790 let me give you a little lesson,o'hara— 120 00:06:05,790 --> 00:06:06,950 We have 1144. 121 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,610 Deceased male,1385 granada place. 122 00:06:09,610 --> 00:06:11,820 Detectives lassiter and o'hara en route. 123 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:15,220 you know that's littering. 124 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:17,240 Back up, what do you mean "murdered"? 125 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,220 Maybe poisoned. 126 00:06:18,220 --> 00:06:19,070 I'm not sure yet. 127 00:06:19,070 --> 00:06:21,510 Shawn, this is not the place for one of your reckless assumptions. 128 00:06:21,510 --> 00:06:23,140 Dad, take a look around. 129 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:25,060 These guys hardly seem broken up by this. 130 00:06:25,060 --> 00:06:27,500 I've known arthur holmstrom since the day he joined this lodge. 131 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:28,980 He was not the most likable guy. 132 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:30,580 Fine. Whatever. 133 00:06:30,580 --> 00:06:32,960 I have more important issues to deal with. 134 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,590 I want the truth. 135 00:06:34,590 --> 00:06:36,730 What really happened to my cat, chairman meow? 136 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:37,600 You want answers? 137 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,370 I want the truth. 138 00:06:38,370 --> 00:06:41,360 You can't handle the truth! 139 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,210 You drive mea little crazy, shawn. 140 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:46,980 The idea of spendingan entire weekend with you— 141 00:06:46,980 --> 00:06:48,900 I drive you crazy? 142 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,170 And your cat? 143 00:06:50,170 --> 00:06:53,040 Got a little too familiarwith the armrest of my sofa. 144 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:53,980 There. 145 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:57,000 Henry,I am really sorryfor pulling you in on such short notice. 146 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,160 It's just we were allreally nervous about this. 147 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,640 I mean, what if we didsomething wrong? 148 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,510 He had that hood onfor 20 minutes. 149 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:03,610 What if he suffocated? 150 00:07:03,610 --> 00:07:05,000 Ted, calm down. 151 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,110 It's a cloth hood. 152 00:07:06,110 --> 00:07:08,230 You've performed this ceremony, what,a dozen times? 153 00:07:08,230 --> 00:07:09,020 I know,I know. 154 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:11,510 It's just that we want to make sure it's handled right. 155 00:07:11,510 --> 00:07:12,820 You talked to the police, right? 156 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:14,250 Yes,yes. Thank you, thank you. 157 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:16,150 Say, is this your son? 158 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:18,570 You know how we lovea legacy around here. 159 00:07:18,570 --> 00:07:20,080 No,no, no. 160 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:24,140 No,yes, he is my son,technically, but I— 161 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:26,500 ted,I'm getting— 162 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,320 no,no,no, you don't. Not here, shawn. 163 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,590 This is not the timefor your shenanigans. 164 00:07:31,590 --> 00:07:33,090 It was a singleshenanigan. 165 00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:35,230 Technically moreof a hijink. 166 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:36,130 Pet killer! 167 00:07:36,130 --> 00:07:38,200 I'm not a pet killer, shawn. 168 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,960 Chairman meow is livingvery happily in a retirement homein ojai. 169 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:47,060 And I don't want to burst your bubble, but chairman meowis chairwoman meow. 170 00:07:58,460 --> 00:08:00,850 Spencer. 171 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:02,920 No. 172 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,660 No,no,no,no,no,no, no. 173 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:07,320 What the hellare you doing here? 174 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:12,360 Lassie, as it happens, my fatheris a member here. 175 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,090 That's impossible. 176 00:08:15,090 --> 00:08:18,840 Benevolent lodge ruleab4567 bars any law enforcement memberfrom being a member. 177 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:21,320 Yeah, and that ruleis bogus. 178 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,590 We made that up to keep out undesirables. 179 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:24,890 "Undesirables"? 180 00:08:24,890 --> 00:08:27,070 People who aren'tlodge material. 181 00:08:27,070 --> 00:08:30,040 Or anyone who's been marriedto my daughter. 182 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,290 And you are? 183 00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:34,560 This is irving parker. 184 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:36,590 He's my father-in-la 185 00:08:36,590 --> 00:08:37,960 excuse me. 186 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,820 Soon to be formerfather-in-law. 187 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,410 Not so fast. 188 00:08:41,410 --> 00:08:44,290 Victoria and I have had severalcivil conversations lately. 189 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:46,320 Give it up, carlton! 190 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:49,050 It was a lost causetwo years ago, and it's a lost cause now. 191 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,860 Get over it. She has. Move on! 192 00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:54,090 I think we'll all bebetter off for it. 193 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:59,770 can I talk to you for a second? 194 00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:03,710 Are you sure you want to be on this case? 195 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,360 You havea personal involvement here. 196 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,060 That's right,o'hara, this is personal. 197 00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:09,860 And if it does turn outto be something, that's exactly why I needto be on it. 198 00:09:09,860 --> 00:09:11,760 But these peoplehave something against you. 199 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,300 Well, they won't anymoreafter I solve it. 200 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:14,110 Carlton... 201 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:15,060 look, you don'tunderstand,o'hara. 202 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:16,410 I need to be the hero. 203 00:09:16,410 --> 00:09:21,320 I need to solvethis case quickly, and look brilliantin the process, and you needto help me do that. 204 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,600 Please. 205 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,540 It's been a pleasure talkingwith you,dr. DownS. 206 00:09:24,540 --> 00:09:26,800 Well, you make quitean impression,mr. Guster. 207 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,500 And under the circumstances, that's saying something. 208 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,500 Well, thank youvery much. 209 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,260 And once again,I want to express my sincere condolences. 210 00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:38,180 Perhaps you couldgive my office a call, and we could set asidesome time. 211 00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:39,450 How about monday? 212 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:41,390 Terrific. 213 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:43,330 Great. 214 00:09:50,780 --> 00:09:52,320 We're done here. 215 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,880 Gus. 216 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,520 Thanks. 217 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,270 and another thing, dad. 218 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:59,190 Just when,exactly, were you a member here? 219 00:09:59,190 --> 00:10:00,820 It was a long time ago, shawn. 220 00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:02,230 I'm not a partof this place anymore. 221 00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:06,270 And whether or not this was murder, you are hereby ordered to steer clear. 222 00:10:06,270 --> 00:10:08,200 These guys are notto be messed with. 223 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:13,850 I cannot possiblybe more serious about this. 224 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,580 Tuesday at 11:00 is perfect. 225 00:10:20,580 --> 00:10:23,010 I'll be therewith bells on. 226 00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:24,670 Okay. 227 00:10:24,670 --> 00:10:26,510 Dude, who says that? 228 00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:27,400 Closers. 229 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,970 Closers say that. 230 00:10:28,970 --> 00:10:31,430 Well, if by closersyou mean middle-aged women, then, 231 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:33,300 yes,I do believel've heard the phrase. 232 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:36,680 Are you forgetting that we many have stumbled upon a murder today? 233 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:40,160 A murder that you're takingentirely too unseriously? 234 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:46,700 The man's name wasarthur holmstrom, and he died duringthe sacred star ceremony. 235 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:49,240 Get over here, look at this. 236 00:10:52,660 --> 00:10:54,440 it's weird. 237 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,370 Weird? 238 00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:57,190 those guys look downright evil. 239 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,310 White men in hoods? 240 00:10:58,310 --> 00:10:59,590 dude, they're violet. 241 00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:02,260 that's how it starts, shawn. 242 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:07,710 Do you see that? 243 00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:09,840 Holy crap, shawn. 244 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,030 Your dad was right. 245 00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:13,820 It's one of thosescary lodge guys. 246 00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:20,240 They're here for us. 247 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:23,280 They know you thinkthey killed that guy. 248 00:11:33,050 --> 00:11:34,720 Lassie. 249 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:35,970 What are youdoing here? 250 00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:37,920 I think you knowwhy I'm here. 251 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,410 Well, hopefullyyou're here to help. 252 00:11:39,410 --> 00:11:41,190 Gus and I were aboutto do some scrapbooking. 253 00:11:41,190 --> 00:11:43,980 We'll need someone who can workthe scalloped scissors. 254 00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:46,390 Spencer,I get whyyou have to act like an ass at my station, 255 00:11:46,390 --> 00:11:48,240 but do you have to act like thisin your own office? 256 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,860 It enhances my perception. 257 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,200 How else would I know that you came here 258 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:55,450 because you thinkarthur holmstrom was murdered? 259 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,790 No one's talkingdown at the lodge. 260 00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:02,990 I was just driving by the office and saw the lights on. 261 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:05,480 You want to hire us. 262 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,060 Oh, come on,lassie, it's not that tough. 263 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,050 Let it go. 264 00:12:09,050 --> 00:12:10,340 - Lass, come on. -Look around 265 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,730 —you're in a safe place. 266 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:15,000 Surrounded by men who love you. 267 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:15,850 Gus. 268 00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:19,080 Lassiter,I love you. 269 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,790 Look... 270 00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:25,450 you have a connection in there. 271 00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:28,470 So I need youto feel around and see what you canfind out. 272 00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:30,050 The department'shiring us? 273 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,830 Uh, not the department, me. 274 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:33,640 And I can't pay you. 275 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,060 Well, that soundsworthwhile. 276 00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:39,270 I guess this would technicallybe called A... 277 00:12:39,270 --> 00:12:41,610 favor. 278 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:43,770 Maybe I could payyour expenses. 279 00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:44,660 Done! 280 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:46,210 15 grand a day. 281 00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:49,450 When we're finished, we all go for a picnic. 282 00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:51,120 This is a discreetinvestigation. 283 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,350 I'd like to show you something. 284 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,310 See this? 285 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:58,290 It's the lodge radar. 286 00:12:58,290 --> 00:13:00,160 And look at this. 287 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,580 It's me... 288 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:04,810 flying underneath it. 289 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,100 Now look down here. 290 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,640 It's gus. 291 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:10,890 He can't fly. 292 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:14,840 It is imperative that you keepa low profile. 293 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:19,310 place the robeon our new brother. 294 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,050 That's it, huh? 295 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,520 I'm official? 296 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:40,710 No brimstone? 297 00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:44,130 I don't haveto crab walk or get tickledwith a feather? 298 00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:46,070 Come on,somebody, tickle mewith a feather—you. 299 00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,800 Gentlemen, to the bar. 300 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:48,710 Yes. 301 00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:51,020 Save me a shot. 302 00:13:56,730 --> 00:14:00,960 Don't you think it's odd that it's just businessas usual when someone died herethe other day? 303 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,360 Definitely. 304 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,290 It appears as though he's beenall but forgotten. Look. 305 00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:07,140 Holmstrom's already been moved. 306 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:09,030 Those paintingsare in order of rank. 307 00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:12,450 Once the highmost patriarch moves on, he's replaced by the next guy in line. 308 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:13,650 That's irving parker. 309 00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:14,850 Right. 310 00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:17,480 Holmstrom was fifthin line. 311 00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:23,690 Somehow he leapfrogged three other guys, including parker and two of your doctor buddies. 312 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:34,020 25 "g's for "komputersfor kids"? 313 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:35,970 30 "g's for "toys for kids. 314 00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:38,610 " 15 grand for "clothing for kids"? 315 00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:40,280 These guys areultra-philanthropists. 316 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,610 They're the mostcharitable organization in the city. 317 00:14:42,610 --> 00:14:45,080 Why would theycommit murder? 318 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:48,450 Well, maybe it wasfor the kids. 319 00:14:55,130 --> 00:14:57,660 "the shroud of charlemagne. 320 00:14:57,660 --> 00:15:00,470 " Dude, holmstrom was wearing this hood the day he died. 321 00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:02,650 Check it out, it's 100 years old. 322 00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:06,560 Like a lot of the guysaround this place. 323 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,230 Sorry. 324 00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:08,830 What? 325 00:15:08,830 --> 00:15:10,820 Nothing. 326 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,730 Thank you. 327 00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:17,610 Oh, shawn. 328 00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:22,800 You knowmy newest clients,dr. Masood nigam, and dr. Roger downs. 329 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,350 Yes, yes,I do. 330 00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:26,810 Congratulationson your clientship. 331 00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:29,240 Oh, just— you're in good hands with gus. 332 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,310 Nimble, agile hands. 333 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:32,620 Surgeon's hands, really. 334 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:37,680 He once removed a boilfrom his own thigh using a paper clipand a warm can of sprite. 335 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,750 dude, when did you have time to make all these sales? 336 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,360 We were in therefor an hour. 337 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:48,720 An hour isall you need,shawn, when you've gotsales reptitude. 338 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:52,350 Dr.Mccormerly, can I talk to youfor a second? 339 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,760 You're calling me a day afterour first date? 340 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,520 You really areout of practice. 341 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,740 So what'd you find out? 342 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:02,420 well, it appears our victim made top dogwith very little effort. 343 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:06,920 One day he was fifth in linefor the job, the next day he was highmost patriarch. 344 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,620 Oh, and the next dayhe was dead. 345 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:10,280 Does anyone suspect you? 346 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,130 No. 347 00:16:11,130 --> 00:16:13,090 Members are beyond suspicion. 348 00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:15,250 Members? 349 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,520 Oh, sweet justice! 350 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,980 They made you a member? 351 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:21,350 Now, don't get all mad, lassie. 352 00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:23,170 There was a 15-minutewaiting period. 353 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:27,450 I finally learned the lyrics to informer while they convened and agreed on me. 354 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,460 let me give you my card,dr. Mccormerly, 355 00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:39,820 'cause you do not want to miss out on this baby. 356 00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:45,150 Are you staking me out? 357 00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:46,080 No. 358 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:46,830 Yes, you are. 359 00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:48,750 no,I'm not. 360 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,720 I can sense you'reright around the corner. 361 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,450 Whoa, you're breaking up. 362 00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,920 Can you call me back, lassie? 363 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,310 I don't have timefor this. 364 00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,120 I've got another call. 365 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,360 O'hara, finally. 366 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,580 Where are you? 367 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:03,830 I'M... 368 00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:04,630 at lunch. 369 00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:07,010 Ooh, get me a turkeyand avocado. 370 00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:07,820 Let me talk to her. 371 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:09,650 Hands off! 372 00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:10,990 Is someone therewith you? 373 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:11,990 hi, jules. 374 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:12,910 spencer. 375 00:17:12,910 --> 00:17:14,860 You're having lunchwith shawn? 376 00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:15,630 Maybe. 377 00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:16,760 Is something going on? 378 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,140 Look, do you havethe toxicology reports on holmstrom or not? 379 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:21,260 yeah, but they're inconclusive. 380 00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:23,760 Well,actually, they're just strange. 381 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,820 Strange how? 382 00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:25,890 Oh, come on. 383 00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:27,750 Well, it doesn't look like natural causes, 384 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:31,370 and his blood had trace elements of... 385 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,240 I don't even want to say. 386 00:17:34,490 --> 00:17:35,700 Come on,o'hara. 387 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:42,830 Well, it hadwhat looks like the toxin similar to the venomof a brazilian vine snake. 388 00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:44,020 You've gotta be kidding me. 389 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:45,300 He got bit by a snake? 390 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:46,730 Am I on speakerphone? 391 00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:47,440 No. 392 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:48,530 Well,then, how did he hear— 393 00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:50,540 jules, how 'boutyou just tell us, huh? 394 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,190 Well, he didn't havea mark on him. 395 00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:53,240 There weren'tany puncture wounds. 396 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,970 The only thing he had wasa little skin irritation on his face. 397 00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:58,570 Obviously these resultsare inconclusive, so run the tests again 398 00:17:58,570 --> 00:18:01,060 because we need resultsthat aren't ridiculous. 399 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:03,790 I don't know, lassie,I kinda likethis snake idea. 400 00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:08,670 why are you sharing informationwith shawn on a case we haven'thired him for? 401 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:12,950 Uh, you know what,o'hara, You—breaking—uhh. 402 00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:16,100 I call you back. 403 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,650 Nice. 404 00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:22,610 You joined the lodge? 405 00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:23,540 What can I do, dad? 406 00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:24,600 I'm a legacy. 407 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,450 It's in our blood. 408 00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:26,340 Damn it, shawn,I'm not kidding. 409 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:27,840 You've gottareconsider this. 410 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,230 You get a lot of powerful people into one room, and dangerous things happen. 411 00:18:31,230 --> 00:18:34,330 Would you please let the policejust do their job? 412 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,980 I am workingfor the police. 413 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:36,800 Sort of. 414 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,210 It's a discreet investigation. 415 00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:39,780 Yeah, discreet—that's one of your talents. 416 00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:41,030 I'm working on a theory. 417 00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:45,690 Arthur holmstrom was poisonedwith snake venom. 418 00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:46,760 Snake venom. 419 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,080 the brazilian vine snake. 420 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,650 Specific to remote river basinsin northern brazil. 421 00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:52,900 About two to three feetin length. 422 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:58,760 So someone snucka three-foot snake into the lodgeand killed him during the ceremony? 423 00:18:58,760 --> 00:18:59,570 The perfect crime. 424 00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:00,360 Right. 425 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,250 Except there were no marks lefton the body. 426 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:05,760 Oh, so we're lookingfor an invisible snake. 427 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,330 You know,shawn, that's it. 428 00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:08,440 Right—right there. 429 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,770 That is your problem. 430 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:12,850 Maybe you'd be better off looking for somethingthat you can see. 431 00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:15,930 There is a pecking order right in frontof your eyes. 432 00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:19,350 Oh,dad, you're gonna ruin my diagram! 433 00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:21,660 Yep, who's at the top, huh? 434 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,090 Who's the next guy in line? 435 00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:25,090 I know where the top is, you could have just pointed. 436 00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:27,040 Now there's cokeall over everything. 437 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,610 Forget it. 438 00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:30,660 Just grow up. 439 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:31,440 me grow up. 440 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,060 A grown man makesa crawly snake. 441 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,400 This is parker's place. 442 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,630 I can seethe sign, shawn. 443 00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:43,000 Well,I bet they'revery busy inside. 444 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,130 Might I suggestcoming back this evening and breaking in? 445 00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:47,210 Good idea. 446 00:19:47,210 --> 00:19:49,640 Let me see what I'm doing for the next threeto five years, 447 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,920 with time offfor good behavior. 448 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,040 We're here now. 449 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,250 I can get us in. 450 00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:58,610 all of a suddenyou can just "get us in"? 451 00:19:58,610 --> 00:20:01,240 Shawn,I'm totallyin a sales zone this week. 452 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,760 You leave thissecret handshake to me. 453 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:09,430 I'm not showingan appointment, mister... 454 00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:10,330 guster. 455 00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:11,390 Burton guster. 456 00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:14,110 And this is my associatewilliam zane. 457 00:20:14,110 --> 00:20:18,730 I'm an old friend, and I'm just paying mr. Parkera birthday visit. 458 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:20,390 It's not his birthday. 459 00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:22,850 I know, it's mine. 460 00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:24,720 We're hereon lodge business. 461 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,020 That's a three right there. 462 00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:29,150 What? 463 00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:31,860 Nothing better to doon your birthday? 464 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:35,030 Well, it's my 29th, not oneof the important ones. 465 00:20:35,030 --> 00:20:38,010 You'll understand whenyou get to be my age. 466 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:40,810 I'll only be a minute. 467 00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:42,130 I'll just let him know that you're here. 468 00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:43,790 No, no need, doris. 469 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:45,110 It's my birthday. 470 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,420 Surprise! 471 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,900 You still need a sevenright there. 472 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,770 Billy? 473 00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:58,540 it's your birthday? 474 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,000 That's your salesreptitude? 475 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,680 It comes in all flavors, shawn. 476 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,400 Is suck a flavor? 477 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,730 Dude! 478 00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:08,970 The world'svery first crock-pot. 479 00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:11,950 What the hell are you guysdoing here? 480 00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:14,790 Mr.Parker, it's me, shawn spencer. 481 00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:16,430 I'm the newest monarch, remember? 482 00:21:16,430 --> 00:21:18,530 Yeah,I remember. 483 00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:22,070 So what the hellare you guys doing wandering aroundmy warehouse? 484 00:21:22,070 --> 00:21:23,930 This is myvery good friend gus. 485 00:21:23,930 --> 00:21:25,860 He's looking to jointhe monarch lodge too. 486 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:27,480 I thought maybeyou could make that happen. 487 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:28,630 You know, haze him a little bit. 488 00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:31,430 Soak his hand in warm waterwhile he's sleeping, that sort of thing. 489 00:21:31,430 --> 00:21:32,590 Do you have any sheep here? 490 00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:34,080 This is not a lodge. 491 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,650 This is my placeof business. 492 00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:40,060 And the fact that you slid into membership on the coattails of your turncoat dad, 493 00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:42,860 that doesn't guarantee any favors from me. 494 00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:44,560 Now I'm throughtalking to you nicely. 495 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,750 I want you to turn around and get the hell outof here. 496 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,940 Right now! 497 00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:53,760 I'm surprisedhe didn't say "good day. 498 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,070 " What's that? 499 00:21:55,070 --> 00:21:57,460 I said good day. 500 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,490 Dude, did you seethose shipping crates? 501 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,700 "Cci,"aif,"xap. 502 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:09,960 " Those are airport codes, all brazilian. 503 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,160 Brazilian airport codes? 504 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,160 How do you know that? 505 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,100 I lived in an airportfor a month, gus. 506 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,700 That was tom hanksin the terminal. 507 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:16,330 Same difference. 508 00:22:16,330 --> 00:22:17,450 We need to talk to lassiter. 509 00:22:17,450 --> 00:22:18,600 No, you need to talk to lassiter. 510 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,620 I'll drop you off. 511 00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:20,450 Where are you going? 512 00:22:20,450 --> 00:22:22,070 I have appointmentswith four new clients. 513 00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:24,660 And product doesn'tsell itself. 514 00:22:24,930 --> 00:22:26,740 Man... 515 00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,230 lassie. 516 00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:35,060 Anything? 517 00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:37,850 Well,I've got good news, and I've got bad news. 518 00:22:37,850 --> 00:22:41,180 The good news is we founda pretty solid suspect on the holmstrom murder. 519 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:41,970 Finally. 520 00:22:41,970 --> 00:22:43,920 Well, who is it?Let's go get him. 521 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:44,840 That's the bad news. 522 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,540 that is ridiculous! 523 00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:48,310 Who's in charge here, huh? 524 00:22:48,310 --> 00:22:50,970 I'll tell you this,I better be home for dinner! 525 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,850 Heads are gonna roll, that's all I got to say! 526 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:56,480 Heads are gonna roll! 527 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,040 Oh, no. 528 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,610 Do not go downthat road. 529 00:23:03,610 --> 00:23:05,850 Look,I'm not happyabout this either, lassie. 530 00:23:05,850 --> 00:23:10,020 Now that I've joinedthe lodge, that makes your father-in-lawmy brother. 531 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:11,800 Which makes meyour uncle... 532 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,340 in-law. 533 00:23:13,340 --> 00:23:15,250 It's gonna getespecially awkward around the holidays. 534 00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:18,320 Spencer, you can'tseriously suspect parker. 535 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,550 Unfortunately, it sort of checks out. 536 00:23:20,550 --> 00:23:22,820 If it was venom that killed holmstrom, it came from a snake 537 00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:25,880 that only slithers in a region where parkerdoes half his business. 538 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:26,760 He's in room "A. 539 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,440 "Who's going to question him? 540 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,560 I will. 541 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,120 Carlton, do you really thinkthis is a good idea? 542 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,000 You're related. 543 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,240 It's against department policy. 544 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,730 O'hara, quiet. 545 00:23:35,730 --> 00:23:36,900 I'm gonna handle it. 546 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:39,130 Don't you daretell the chief. 547 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:42,640 I can't believethis is happening. 548 00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:46,420 Lassiter's desk. 549 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,100 It's your wife. 550 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:53,230 I mean your ex-wife. 551 00:23:55,270 --> 00:23:57,250 Hey! 552 00:23:58,410 --> 00:24:04,850 Yeah,well, it seems that irving is kind of a, um— well, he's a murder suspect. 553 00:24:04,850 --> 00:24:06,130 Yes. 554 00:24:06,130 --> 00:24:08,770 No, this is not becausel want the barbecue. 555 00:24:08,770 --> 00:24:10,680 I already gave youthe golf clubs. 556 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:11,630 So how'd he go? 557 00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:13,470 Not quietly. 558 00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:15,220 You ever meet his wife? 559 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:18,460 No, and if she's anythinglike her dad,I don't want to. 560 00:24:19,210 --> 00:24:21,240 Okeydoke. 561 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,440 That seems fair. 562 00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:26,260 O'hara, please go downto the room. 563 00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:27,800 I'll be downin a minute. 564 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:32,610 Spencer,I want youto listen to me, and listen closely. 565 00:24:32,610 --> 00:24:36,460 I know irving parkervery well, and he wouldn'tkill anyone. 566 00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:39,670 Sure, he mighthobble their spirit and crush their soul 567 00:24:39,670 --> 00:24:42,020 and dancein the flaming ashes of their broken marriage, 568 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:43,350 which he had a partin ending. 569 00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:45,660 But he wouldn'tkill anyone. 570 00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:46,670 Look... 571 00:24:46,670 --> 00:24:48,920 he's the only suspectwe have. 572 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,680 He tried to hate meto death. 573 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:54,350 I know it's circumstantial, but in a pretty bad way. 574 00:24:54,350 --> 00:24:57,500 I know, and I'm goingto go treat him just as I wouldany other suspect. 575 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:59,350 But I think holmstrom'smurderer is still out there. 576 00:24:59,350 --> 00:25:01,130 Just—just workshop it. 577 00:25:01,130 --> 00:25:07,840 Do whatever it is you do, because at the end of the day, it absolutelycannot be him. 578 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,930 "Workshop it"? 579 00:25:31,070 --> 00:25:34,640 Four,five,six,seven, eight. 580 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,760 I don't know ifreverse engineering the case was such a good idea. 581 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,900 "Did its" won 12-zip. 582 00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:43,580 But lassiter saidhe was sure that parker's not our guy. 583 00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:46,520 Well, the board seemsto disagree vehemently. 584 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:50,890 Fine, then let'smove away from him, and check outthe other lodge members. 585 00:25:50,890 --> 00:25:52,170 What do we knowabout holmstrom? 586 00:25:52,170 --> 00:25:53,360 Holmstrom. 587 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,980 We know he's dead. 588 00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:55,860 That's a good start. 589 00:25:55,860 --> 00:25:57,190 I'm serious, shawn. 590 00:25:57,190 --> 00:25:58,880 I was in that lodgemaking contacts. 591 00:25:58,880 --> 00:25:59,500 I know. 592 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,820 You have sales reptitude. 593 00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:04,230 Now can we pleaseretire that expression? 594 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:07,480 Throw it a party, put it on medicare, it's just not workinganymore. 595 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:12,030 No,shawn, what I'm saying is those other lodge members werehardly overwhelmed with grief. 596 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,770 Even as holmstromlay on the floor, 597 00:26:13,770 --> 00:26:15,640 I was shamelesslymoving my product, 598 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,510 and no one seemedto think anything of it. 599 00:26:17,510 --> 00:26:19,380 I'd say holmstrom hadsome enemies. 600 00:26:19,380 --> 00:26:21,570 Well, we gotta figure outwho they are. 601 00:26:21,570 --> 00:26:23,220 And how do we do that? 602 00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:27,670 Ooh, there's somethingmuch more important we have to do first. 603 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,330 Tobias,I've heard the canvasadds ten pounds. 604 00:26:35,330 --> 00:26:36,660 Is that accurate? 605 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:41,540 Maybe you could paint some angry tigers or a puma laying prostrateat my feet. 606 00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:43,380 This is a portraitof your head. 607 00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:45,570 I thought we were here to findsomething about holmstrom. 608 00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:47,490 we are. This is for posterity. 609 00:26:47,490 --> 00:26:48,490 Don't worry, you're next. 610 00:26:48,490 --> 00:26:49,490 He doesn't get one. 611 00:26:49,490 --> 00:26:50,530 He's not a member yet. 612 00:26:50,530 --> 00:26:52,230 Maybe we could paint him in the background of mine. 613 00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:54,220 Put his headin the puma's mouth. 614 00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:56,350 You're going to ignore that. 615 00:26:56,350 --> 00:27:00,370 Hey,uh, why did they takearthur holmstrom's painting down so quickly? 616 00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:04,420 All of his thingswere taken over to his house. 617 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,540 Do it lightly. 618 00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:39,280 Say what you will aboutcredit cards and paper clips, 619 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,590 sometimes a doorjust needs to be owned. 620 00:27:41,590 --> 00:27:43,140 That's a screwdriver, shawn. 621 00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:44,390 Screwdrivers too. 622 00:27:44,390 --> 00:27:46,050 I think it wasunlocked. 623 00:27:46,050 --> 00:27:47,190 It was not unlocked. 624 00:27:47,190 --> 00:27:47,970 I think it was. 625 00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:50,050 The door was most definitely not unlocked. 626 00:27:50,050 --> 00:27:51,900 Gus, the man was a widower, nobody's here. 627 00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:54,670 Why don't you let me usemy new contacts to get the information? 628 00:27:54,670 --> 00:27:57,110 Is that howwe do things,gus, really? 629 00:27:57,110 --> 00:28:02,740 Why talk to someoneabout holmstrom when we could havehis home office tell us everything we need to know? 630 00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:05,410 His hopes, his dreams... 631 00:28:05,410 --> 00:28:06,940 his lovefor the ladies. 632 00:28:06,940 --> 00:28:08,090 I think that's his wife. 633 00:28:08,090 --> 00:28:12,070 People lie, stuff doesn't. 634 00:28:13,490 --> 00:28:14,350 Did you lockthe front door? 635 00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:15,390 Yes,I locked the door. 636 00:28:15,390 --> 00:28:16,210 I don't think it was locked. 637 00:28:16,210 --> 00:28:18,390 I know I lock— 638 00:28:18,790 --> 00:28:19,590 You see that? 639 00:28:19,590 --> 00:28:21,120 They had to break a window. 640 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,690 Burn! 641 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,630 No. 642 00:28:31,430 --> 00:28:32,160 I just tried that. 643 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,320 Well,I did it in a different spot, shawn! 644 00:28:37,530 --> 00:28:39,910 He's coming, he's coming,coming, coming! 645 00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:43,720 Watch out! 646 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,720 People breaking into offices— no one respects anything anymore. 647 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,580 You shh. 648 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:37,080 My god, did you seewho that was? 649 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,150 It's hard to see anythingwith someone's knee in your eye. 650 00:29:39,150 --> 00:29:39,930 It's your own knee. 651 00:29:39,930 --> 00:29:42,150 Get out of here! 652 00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:50,720 look at this place. 653 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,670 Whoever was herewasn't invited either. 654 00:29:52,670 --> 00:29:55,120 A secret safe. 655 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,640 Dude, you gottaget us in there. 656 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,040 I can't get usin that safe, shawn. 657 00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,410 That's a martin 16. 658 00:29:59,410 --> 00:30:03,580 You're 36 monthsinto a subscription to modern safecrackermagazine— what's the point? 659 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:05,010 I'm an amateur, shawn. 660 00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:06,420 Well, it's timeto go pro, fingers. 661 00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:07,270 Fingers? 662 00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:09,580 Twist it up. 663 00:30:11,790 --> 00:30:13,990 Watch out. 664 00:30:22,350 --> 00:30:24,600 Would you stop it! 665 00:30:24,770 --> 00:30:27,430 Now I've gotta startall over. 666 00:30:32,030 --> 00:30:34,160 This month would be good. 667 00:30:38,890 --> 00:30:40,050 It's not happening, shawn. 668 00:30:40,050 --> 00:30:42,130 Try 36-24-36. 669 00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:42,960 Are you serious? 670 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,220 Just click it in gentle. 671 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,060 That was a good idea. 672 00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:52,270 Now what? 673 00:30:52,270 --> 00:30:54,950 I really thoughtl nailed that. 674 00:30:58,540 --> 00:31:02,620 Shawn, you've really gotta work on your estimating skills. 675 00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:06,510 36-24... 676 00:31:06,730 --> 00:31:10,220 38 677 00:31:10,570 --> 00:31:12,760 Dude. 678 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,560 You're a safecrackingmachine! 679 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:15,270 I know. 680 00:31:15,270 --> 00:31:16,860 Grab that. 681 00:31:19,050 --> 00:31:23,360 all right,I've got $25,000 for komputers for kids. 682 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,170 This one says 35,000. 683 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:30,630 One of these booksis a fraud. 684 00:31:30,850 --> 00:31:34,860 Dude, holmstrom wasskimming funds from the lodge. 685 00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:37,700 And look, he's writingin some secret, ancient code. 686 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:40,170 No, this isn't code, they're abbreviations. 687 00:31:40,170 --> 00:31:44,130 "Hx" means history,"qd" means every day,"c" means and. 688 00:31:44,130 --> 00:31:47,950 "Deposit history,"follow up with accounts every day, transfer and withdrawals. 689 00:31:47,950 --> 00:31:49,060 " You're telling meyou can read this? 690 00:31:49,060 --> 00:31:49,940 Of course I can. 691 00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:51,570 This is doctor'sshorthand. 692 00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:53,400 And this is doctor's handwriting. 693 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,410 See these sticky notes? 694 00:31:54,410 --> 00:31:55,520 Holmstrom wrote these. 695 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,510 He wasn't skimming, he figured out who was. 696 00:31:58,510 --> 00:32:00,660 One of the doctorsis cooking the books. 697 00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:01,510 How sure are you? 698 00:32:01,510 --> 00:32:02,980 85,86%. 699 00:32:02,980 --> 00:32:05,070 We've gone on much less. 700 00:32:05,070 --> 00:32:09,170 Look,irving, it's been four hours. 701 00:32:09,170 --> 00:32:11,570 Is that all? 702 00:32:12,610 --> 00:32:16,280 You know,carlton, it may be the rage talking, 703 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:20,960 but if I had itto do over again, the day my torycame home with you, 704 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,980 I would have told her to go right back out that door... 705 00:32:23,980 --> 00:32:26,040 and come back alone. 706 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,080 That's whatl should have done. 707 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,790 All right,irving, that's enough! 708 00:32:28,790 --> 00:32:31,410 Now,I loved victoria, and because she loved you, 709 00:32:31,410 --> 00:32:34,140 I let it slide thatyou're a pain in the ass. 710 00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:36,580 But you're at my table now, and around here, 711 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,720 we call someone like you a hostile witness. 712 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,820 It's a good wayto get yourself locked up. 713 00:32:40,820 --> 00:32:43,480 I can make your lifea living hell, 714 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,590 so you better give methe respect I deserve. 715 00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:47,700 And I suggestyou cut the crap. 716 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:50,080 Clear? 717 00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:56,020 I want a straight answer, and I want it immediately. 718 00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:59,020 How did arthur holmstrom advanceto the highmost patriarch 719 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:01,430 when you were the next in line? 720 00:33:01,930 --> 00:33:05,350 Well,I don't know how artconvinced the other guys. 721 00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:07,790 He asked me, and I said it was okay. 722 00:33:07,790 --> 00:33:10,820 He was a friend of mine, and he had health problems. 723 00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:12,390 He was getting worse. 724 00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:15,670 And I gave him the only chance he'd probably ever get. 725 00:33:15,670 --> 00:33:19,510 Now, as for the snake business,I haven't traveled abroadin over three years. 726 00:33:19,510 --> 00:33:22,110 I haven't beenout of the country since you got married. 727 00:33:22,110 --> 00:33:23,760 Doctor's orders. 728 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,370 Are we done? 729 00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:27,380 We're done when I saywe're done! 730 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,050 We're done. 731 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:31,710 You can go. 732 00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:34,020 We've beento four doctors' offices. 733 00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:36,370 None of the handwritingmatches the books. 734 00:33:36,370 --> 00:33:40,320 Plus,I probably caughtsomething from somebody, and I'm tired of reading highlights for children. 735 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,680 They always hide the applein the bike. 736 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:43,870 Can you man up, shawn? 737 00:33:43,870 --> 00:33:45,030 Is that possible? 738 00:33:45,030 --> 00:33:48,620 I'm on an unbelievablehot streak right now, and I'm not aboutto ruin it. 739 00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:52,820 Well, it's good to know thatmoving oozing infection gel is more importantthan finding a killer. 740 00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:55,320 Hey, maybe we could parkon a steeper incline next time. 741 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,310 My quads aren'tburning enough. 742 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,110 tell heather to call back tomorrow. 743 00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:13,190 Yes? 744 00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:16,510 Good afternoon. 745 00:34:16,510 --> 00:34:19,750 I'm burton guster, with central coastpharmaceuticals. 746 00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:21,720 We're closed. 747 00:34:22,130 --> 00:34:25,790 Yes, well,I'm here to drop offsome product to dr. Downs. 748 00:34:25,790 --> 00:34:27,980 He's a brother of mine. 749 00:34:50,860 --> 00:34:52,760 He isn't here at— 750 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,900 well, he was expecting me. 751 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:56,750 You can leave your card. 752 00:35:07,060 --> 00:35:10,760 I just thought I'd drop byand pay him a birthday visit. 753 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,640 It's my birthday, the big two-nine. 754 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,750 Remember that one? 755 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,380 I'm 26. 756 00:35:18,380 --> 00:35:20,230 Really? 757 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:26,360 Uh, so... 758 00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:29,050 will dr. Downsbe here later? 759 00:35:29,410 --> 00:35:32,290 I will make surehe gets this. 760 00:35:44,830 --> 00:35:48,310 and look, he's writing in some secret, ancient code. 761 00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:58,770 Dude! 762 00:35:58,770 --> 00:35:59,980 I just solved it. 763 00:35:59,980 --> 00:36:01,280 Call lassie. 764 00:36:01,980 --> 00:36:03,600 O'hara. 765 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:04,460 Right. 766 00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:06,820 13850 granada. 767 00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:20,260 To absent friends. 768 00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:22,250 to absent friends. 769 00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:24,440 absent friends? 770 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,150 Like arthur holmstrom? 771 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,660 What? 772 00:36:29,660 --> 00:36:34,400 My sweet violet brothers, we congregate here todayin the flesh, 773 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:39,410 not only to recognizeour new highmost patriarch, irv parker, 774 00:36:39,410 --> 00:36:41,780 but also to bear witness. 775 00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:47,020 Along with the magic headof gus, the wisdom of baum... 776 00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:49,270 and that... 777 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:54,540 that stuffed creature. 778 00:36:54,540 --> 00:36:58,940 Arthur holmstromwas murdered. 779 00:37:00,540 --> 00:37:07,940 Duck,duck,duck,duck,duck,duck,duck,duck,duck, duck... 780 00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:08,810 goose! 781 00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:14,680 Dr. Roger downs, entrusted with the proceedsof charity activities, 782 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:20,460 was funneling funds into his own pocket and covering his tracks by usinga dummy accounting ledger. 783 00:37:20,460 --> 00:37:22,790 Now, when holmstrom discoveredthe corruption, 784 00:37:22,790 --> 00:37:26,520 he confronted downsand made a play for the highmostpatriarch position. 785 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,030 In exchange for his silence, holmstrom got what he wanted. 786 00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:32,910 But downs still couldn't chancegetting caught. 787 00:37:32,910 --> 00:37:40,730 And so he killedhis own lodge brother right hereon the eye of hathor in the middle of the lodge. 788 00:37:41,030 --> 00:37:44,700 And this isthe murder weapon. 789 00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:46,380 How dare you accuse me? 790 00:37:46,380 --> 00:37:49,760 I am a respected officerof this lodge. 791 00:37:51,900 --> 00:37:55,420 By the shores of gitchagoomee,I can see you in the house, 792 00:37:55,420 --> 00:37:58,750 frantically searchingfor the ledgers that holmstrom keptsecurely stored in his safe,i 793 00:37:58,750 --> 00:38:02,360 ronically, to keep you good to your word. 794 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:09,960 Arthur holmstrom's deathwas,um,unfortunate, but I had nothingto do with it. 795 00:38:12,150 --> 00:38:13,640 Check it out, lassie. 796 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:20,320 I'm quite certainyou'll find traces of a powdered form of the venom of the brazilian vine snake, native to brazil. 797 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:24,770 It's part of an antivenom that dr. Downs uses in his charitable work abroad. 798 00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:31,210 Who knewthat in small doses it acts as a vaccine, while larger dosesare absolutely lethal? 799 00:38:31,210 --> 00:38:33,500 I did... 800 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:34,430 Really? 801 00:38:34,430 --> 00:38:35,810 This is absurd! 802 00:38:35,810 --> 00:38:37,910 Holmstrom diedof natural causes. 803 00:38:37,910 --> 00:38:44,160 By the halls of montezuma,I see you taking great care to put on protective gloves 804 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:50,170 while lining the inside of the hood with the powder for holmstrom's patriarch ceremony, 805 00:38:50,170 --> 00:38:52,170 making it deadly venomous. 806 00:38:52,170 --> 00:38:55,530 The poor old man'shead and face never stood a chance. 807 00:38:55,530 --> 00:38:58,790 Not too keenon the hippocratic oath, are we, rog? 808 00:39:01,690 --> 00:39:04,070 I have nothing to say. 809 00:39:04,070 --> 00:39:06,190 Speak to my lawyer. 810 00:39:06,190 --> 00:39:07,760 Hold it right there,dr. Downs. 811 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,310 You're under arrest. 812 00:39:09,310 --> 00:39:16,510 And none of this, your highmost, would have been discoveredwithout the intrepid police work of one detectivecarlton lassiter, 813 00:39:16,510 --> 00:39:21,170 santa barbara police department's own highmost patriarch. 814 00:39:28,340 --> 00:39:31,020 Nice collar, detective. 815 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:33,260 It's all in a day's work, irving. 816 00:39:33,260 --> 00:39:36,110 You may t be my son-in-lawmuch longer, 817 00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:40,350 but I'm thinking you might be a monarch yet. 818 00:39:51,820 --> 00:39:52,610 Hey! 819 00:39:52,610 --> 00:39:54,260 You ready to go? 820 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,020 What could you possibly meanby that? 821 00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,370 Our big weekend, remember? 822 00:39:57,370 --> 00:39:58,270 I cancelled,I felt bad. 823 00:39:58,270 --> 00:39:59,850 So I just thoughtwe'd go this weekend. 824 00:39:59,850 --> 00:40:01,880 Ooh,dad, wow... 825 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,930 I wish you'd given mea little bit of advance notice. 826 00:40:03,930 --> 00:40:06,390 I'm—I'm swamped here. 827 00:40:08,420 --> 00:40:10,510 Yeah, right. 828 00:40:10,510 --> 00:40:11,770 All right, look,I'm gonna go. 829 00:40:11,770 --> 00:40:14,830 You want to come along, you're welcome. 830 00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:16,840 Whoa,dad, wait a second. 831 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,690 There's still something that doesn't make any sense to me. 832 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,550 Why did you leavethe lodge? 833 00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:24,200 Look,shawn, it's not important, let it go. 834 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,550 Oh, come on, you big liar. 835 00:40:25,550 --> 00:40:27,640 Throw a little truthon the barbie, see if it stinks. 836 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:28,840 What are you talking about? 837 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,740 I'm talking aboutman candor. 838 00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:32,190 Let's have some. 839 00:40:32,190 --> 00:40:34,190 All right, all right, you want some man candor. 840 00:40:34,190 --> 00:40:35,920 You want the truth? 841 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,440 My marriage was falling apart, and I made a choice. 842 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,440 I stopped caringabout the lodge, 843 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,480 because I realizedthe only real membership that mattered... 844 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,080 was family. 845 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,750 There. 846 00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:48,030 Family? 847 00:40:50,350 --> 00:40:53,370 You really expect meto believe that? 848 00:40:54,830 --> 00:40:56,040 What the hell is that? 849 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,180 Oh, this you gotta see. 850 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,570 Nice addition, don't you think? 851 00:41:07,270 --> 00:41:08,990 We grabbed 'em on our way outof the lodge. 852 00:41:08,990 --> 00:41:10,550 Way out? 853 00:41:10,550 --> 00:41:15,240 Yeah, gus and I decided we didn't want to belongto a club that would have lassiteras a member. 854 00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:23,090 You can have yoursif you want it. 855 00:41:23,490 --> 00:41:24,860 Nah. 856 00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:27,700 No,I think it should stayright where it is. 857 00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:30,410 That way I can alwayskeep an eye on you. 858 00:41:30,410 --> 00:41:36,740 bbs.ydy.com - Proudly Presents 859 00:41:36,740 --> 00:41:43,800 YTET-ÅÝÅÝ·É -=bbs.ydy.com =- 860 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:50,020 Psych Season 2 Episode 14