1 00:00:07,930 --> 00:00:11,611 No one ever gets their ball back from mean old man Fuller's yard. 2 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:13,323 This sucks. 3 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:17,319 I know. 4 00:00:17,391 --> 00:00:20,489 We were tied 114 to 114. 5 00:00:20,545 --> 00:00:22,164 And I was up. 6 00:00:22,226 --> 00:00:25,532 We weren't supposed to be playing with my new ball. 7 00:00:25,814 --> 00:00:28,537 I'll give you 1,000 outs if you go get it. 8 00:00:29,046 --> 00:00:30,734 - 2,000. - Done. 9 00:00:33,008 --> 00:00:35,535 Okay, you got it, all right, 10 00:00:35,614 --> 00:00:37,666 almost got it. There I go... 11 00:00:39,462 --> 00:00:40,870 - Gus! - Shawn! 12 00:00:40,927 --> 00:00:43,187 - Is the ball all right? - I can't get back over. 13 00:00:43,262 --> 00:00:44,653 Get that ball off my grass! 14 00:00:44,734 --> 00:00:47,072 - Get out of my yard! - Gus, I'm really gonna Miss ya. 15 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:52,830 Ho, buzz McNab. 16 00:00:52,937 --> 00:00:57,251 The Christmas spirits told me to give this to you. 17 00:00:57,602 --> 00:01:00,306 Oh, my goodness, a Daisy Red Ryder. 18 00:01:00,447 --> 00:01:02,070 I had one of these when I was a kid. 19 00:01:02,868 --> 00:01:04,756 It was the reason I wanted to become a policeman. 20 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:06,999 Well, merry Christmas from me and Gus. 21 00:01:07,159 --> 00:01:08,323 Thanks, guys. 22 00:01:09,975 --> 00:01:11,938 - He's gonna shoot his eye out. - Yes, he is. 23 00:01:12,083 --> 00:01:13,425 That was amazing. 24 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,241 How did you know that? 25 00:01:15,304 --> 00:01:17,270 Uh, the room where I take naps shares a vent 26 00:01:17,342 --> 00:01:19,636 with the room where they do the psychological evals. 27 00:01:23,565 --> 00:01:24,758 Lassie! 28 00:01:27,940 --> 00:01:29,490 I - I hate snow globes. 29 00:01:29,565 --> 00:01:32,338 Now, that's strange. My psychic senses told me 30 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:34,944 specifically that snow globes didn't give you nightmares 31 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:37,931 about being trapped in a clear ball with snow that burns your skin off. 32 00:01:41,072 --> 00:01:43,522 Well, merry Christmas from me and Gus. 33 00:01:46,517 --> 00:01:49,460 Mr. Mittens says it felt just like going to sleep, 34 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:51,314 and he doesn't hold it against you at all. 35 00:01:51,565 --> 00:01:52,992 Kitty Heaven... 36 00:01:53,206 --> 00:01:55,065 It's just like east beach. 37 00:01:55,132 --> 00:01:57,010 That is the best news ever. 38 00:01:57,104 --> 00:01:58,371 Merry Christmas 39 00:01:58,457 --> 00:01:59,650 from both of... 40 00:02:00,284 --> 00:02:02,618 This is a very special gift. It's clearly just from me. 41 00:02:02,697 --> 00:02:04,584 Don't appropriate. Not at Christmas time. 42 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:06,942 Thank you so much, Shawn. 43 00:02:07,013 --> 00:02:08,619 'Tis the season, Jules. 44 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:13,967 This is exactly what I need to get into the holiday spirit before my family arrives. 45 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:16,410 Oh, should I meet them, or is it too soon? 46 00:02:16,499 --> 00:02:17,973 Too soon for what? 47 00:02:18,913 --> 00:02:19,908 Nothing. 48 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:22,973 O'Hara's family Christmas, huh? 49 00:02:23,070 --> 00:02:27,974 My family's Christmas are the best with tradional's scolish, games 50 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:30,036 and music and crafts. 51 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:32,192 You guys should totally come by tonight if you'd like. 52 00:02:32,254 --> 00:02:34,911 I do love a scottish craft. 53 00:02:35,070 --> 00:02:37,808 But, uh, my father and I have been invited over 54 00:02:37,864 --> 00:02:39,594 to the Gusters for an old-fashioned holiday dinner. 55 00:02:39,908 --> 00:02:41,025 Maybe next time. 56 00:02:41,081 --> 00:02:44,582 I can think of someone who could use a little cheer this time of year. 57 00:02:44,704 --> 00:02:46,456 Recently divorced. 58 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,057 - Separated. - Estranged? 59 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:49,902 - Embattled? - Yes. 60 00:02:50,147 --> 00:02:52,672 And all alone for the holidays. 61 00:02:54,490 --> 00:02:55,645 All right! 62 00:02:55,757 --> 00:02:58,370 Who keeps telling people I want snow globes for Christmas? 63 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,860 Dude, I am really stoked. 64 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:09,094 In over 20 years of friendship, I can count 65 00:03:09,169 --> 00:03:10,709 on one shop teacher's hand, the number of times 66 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,036 your folks have had us over. 67 00:03:12,111 --> 00:03:14,898 I assume it's because they can't stand my father. Understandably. 68 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:17,034 Well, I wouldn't necessarily say that. 69 00:03:17,109 --> 00:03:18,408 What would you say necessarily? 70 00:03:18,462 --> 00:03:20,620 Let's just say it's not because of your dad. 71 00:03:20,684 --> 00:03:22,615 Your house is too small? 72 00:03:22,775 --> 00:03:24,437 - Didn't have enough extra chairs? - No. 73 00:03:24,688 --> 00:03:26,613 - Hiding a jewish family in your attic? - No. 74 00:03:28,118 --> 00:03:29,664 Wait a minute. 75 00:03:30,049 --> 00:03:31,764 It's not because of me. 76 00:03:32,915 --> 00:03:34,064 Gus? 77 00:03:34,144 --> 00:03:35,564 I can't believe this. 78 00:03:35,807 --> 00:03:38,874 I feel like pe le pew when he looked up pew in the dictionary. 79 00:03:38,977 --> 00:03:40,545 Le pew. Whuh? 80 00:03:40,865 --> 00:03:41,638 No. 81 00:03:41,723 --> 00:03:43,991 My parents always thought you were a bad influence on me. 82 00:03:44,056 --> 00:03:46,145 - Understandably. - A bad influence? 83 00:03:46,237 --> 00:03:48,191 - Yes. - Dude, that's absurd. 84 00:03:48,364 --> 00:03:52,532 Because of you, Shawn, I got my first "B," broke my first curfew, accidentally killed 85 00:03:52,636 --> 00:03:53,608 the state bird... 86 00:03:53,683 --> 00:03:55,610 How was I supposed to know he couldn't hold his own liquor? 87 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,114 Now I know what to get your parents for Christmas. 88 00:03:57,161 --> 00:03:57,592 What? 89 00:03:57,650 --> 00:03:59,547 I'm gonna lead 'em on a walk down memory lane, 90 00:03:59,641 --> 00:04:02,240 and give them the gift of seeing what a positive influence 91 00:04:02,291 --> 00:04:03,924 I have been on their son. 92 00:04:06,283 --> 00:04:10,044 Dad, why do you insist on getting a real tree? 93 00:04:10,110 --> 00:04:12,425 You probably chopped down some poor animal's home. 94 00:04:12,528 --> 00:04:15,321 Yeah, that's the vicious little bastard right there. 95 00:04:17,471 --> 00:04:19,612 - Can we go, please? - Whoa, Shawn, Shawn? 96 00:04:19,697 --> 00:04:22,478 Look, I don't wanna be late to the Gusters. It's important that this dinner go well. 97 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:24,055 Aren't you forgetting something? 98 00:04:24,749 --> 00:04:25,861 Your gift. 99 00:04:26,648 --> 00:04:28,655 Go on. Shake it, rattle it, feel it, sniff it. 100 00:04:28,740 --> 00:04:31,238 Do whatever the hell you want with it before it goes in that stocking. 101 00:04:31,322 --> 00:04:33,228 Then you got one week to figure out what it is. 102 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:36,828 Dad, this ridiculous competion means way more to you than it does to me. 103 00:04:36,904 --> 00:04:38,735 That's why you haven't won since you were eight-years-old. 104 00:04:38,791 --> 00:04:40,003 Christmas '92 was a draw. 105 00:04:40,075 --> 00:04:42,059 - You know that. - Oh, so you do care. 106 00:04:42,302 --> 00:04:43,532 Go on. 107 00:04:49,364 --> 00:04:50,190 That's it. 108 00:04:50,237 --> 00:04:51,063 That's it? 109 00:04:51,117 --> 00:04:52,253 - You're sure? - That's all I need. 110 00:04:52,534 --> 00:04:54,477 Oh, here's yours. 111 00:04:55,351 --> 00:04:56,535 Merry Christmas. 112 00:05:03,879 --> 00:05:05,556 - You are never... - Shh. 113 00:05:05,779 --> 00:05:06,909 Wait-wait-wait. 114 00:05:06,993 --> 00:05:09,956 All right, time's up. In the stockings they go. 115 00:05:10,012 --> 00:05:11,868 I'm gonna figure it out, Shawn. I always do. 116 00:05:14,516 --> 00:05:15,733 Same time. 117 00:05:20,905 --> 00:05:23,654 Oh, I think there's a surprise in here for someone. 118 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,985 I'm grown. You don't have to do this every year. 119 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,859 We hear you, son, we hear ya. 120 00:05:27,973 --> 00:05:30,537 And we're sure you're very happy still being a sales rep. 121 00:05:30,603 --> 00:05:31,283 I am. 122 00:05:31,411 --> 00:05:33,533 Pharmaceutical sales is a very desirable field. 123 00:05:33,797 --> 00:05:36,246 Of course, and you're doing very well for yourself. 124 00:05:36,389 --> 00:05:38,461 That's $100, boy. 125 00:05:40,623 --> 00:05:42,379 No. Not gonna happen. 126 00:05:42,482 --> 00:05:44,004 Turkey's ready! 127 00:05:44,062 --> 00:05:45,991 - Finally! - It smells good, Winnie. 128 00:05:46,076 --> 00:05:47,684 Why smell it when you can taste it? 129 00:05:48,495 --> 00:05:52,145 Speaking of smoked turkey, you know why Gus isn't a smoker? 130 00:05:52,220 --> 00:05:53,610 'cause when we were kids I made him smoke 131 00:05:53,675 --> 00:05:56,900 an entire pack of cigarettes, and he discovered he hated the taste. 132 00:05:56,985 --> 00:05:58,860 Pretty good influence if I do say so myself. 133 00:05:58,916 --> 00:06:00,410 Probably what gave him asthma. 134 00:06:00,489 --> 00:06:02,288 Probably what stunted his growth too. 135 00:06:02,374 --> 00:06:03,924 I'm five-ten-and-a-half. 136 00:06:03,971 --> 00:06:04,988 We hear you, son. 137 00:06:05,035 --> 00:06:06,124 We hear ya. 138 00:06:06,188 --> 00:06:07,974 Gus, you're tall enough. Shawn, you're an idiot, and to be fair, 139 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,288 there's a lot of complicated causes for asthma. 140 00:06:10,338 --> 00:06:10,995 Now, let's eat. 141 00:06:11,042 --> 00:06:13,488 You know, it was actually Gus' asthma medication 142 00:06:13,675 --> 00:06:15,944 that first interested him in pharmaceuticals. 143 00:06:16,091 --> 00:06:19,092 - So you're welcome for that. - You made your point, Shawn. 144 00:06:19,176 --> 00:06:21,199 - You're a good friend. - Yes, you're very close. 145 00:06:21,265 --> 00:06:23,847 So close, I wonder if he wouldn't be married by now 146 00:06:23,894 --> 00:06:25,806 if he wasn't spending so much time 147 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:27,191 with you. 148 00:06:27,292 --> 00:06:28,832 Trust me. I get mine. 149 00:06:30,493 --> 00:06:32,555 I mean... I'm just waiting for Mrs. Right. 150 00:06:32,836 --> 00:06:35,025 We at least thought you'd have a house by now. 151 00:06:35,081 --> 00:06:37,037 I have time. The market's still cooling off. 152 00:06:37,112 --> 00:06:37,959 Yeah. So's the food. 153 00:06:38,025 --> 00:06:39,890 You won't have time if you keep using 154 00:06:39,928 --> 00:06:41,543 all your extra energy with this gypsy 155 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:43,975 detective agency nonsense you two have cooked up. 156 00:06:44,456 --> 00:06:45,339 Mrs. G. 157 00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:47,886 It's a psychic detective agency. 158 00:06:49,581 --> 00:06:50,473 Psych. 159 00:06:50,548 --> 00:06:53,869 And how does this differ from that pet baptism business you had as kids? 160 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:57,918 First of all, that was an LLC. And I'm the one that let Gus believe 161 00:06:57,965 --> 00:07:00,402 that Jesus was black. The whole time we were grow... 162 00:07:00,515 --> 00:07:01,819 Growing up, which of course he is. 163 00:07:01,916 --> 00:07:02,949 He is that. 164 00:07:06,231 --> 00:07:07,292 That... he is that. 165 00:07:07,347 --> 00:07:08,944 I say we skip old man Fuller's house. 166 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,186 Nobody wants to sing to his old, mean behind. 167 00:07:11,242 --> 00:07:13,358 Can't hear the song over his cussing anyway. 168 00:07:13,978 --> 00:07:15,781 Oh, come on, you guys! 169 00:07:16,354 --> 00:07:17,846 We're all adults now. 170 00:07:17,969 --> 00:07:20,180 Can't we let bygones be bygones? 171 00:07:20,227 --> 00:07:23,029 Even old man Fuller can use some Christmas spirit! 172 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:24,287 Come on! 173 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,545 We wish you a merry Christmas 174 00:07:26,639 --> 00:07:31,120 we wish you a merry Christmas 175 00:07:31,202 --> 00:07:33,906 - and a happy new year - Mr. Fuller! 176 00:07:33,972 --> 00:07:36,170 He would have been throwing rocks at us by now if he were here. 177 00:07:37,437 --> 00:07:41,689 We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new... 178 00:08:15,174 --> 00:08:18,175 Yeah, it's an apparent suicide, but, uh, we're still working the scene. 179 00:08:37,842 --> 00:08:41,173 Dude, what if this wasn't suicide? 180 00:08:41,805 --> 00:08:43,363 What if this was murder? 181 00:08:43,430 --> 00:08:44,820 Shawn, it's Christmas time. 182 00:08:44,895 --> 00:08:47,457 - Can you please leave work at the office? - They've already moved on. 183 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:50,223 Look, there is no way that an 80-year-old man 184 00:08:50,270 --> 00:08:51,771 in Fuller's condition could have hoisted himself 185 00:08:51,827 --> 00:08:53,173 over that bannister. 186 00:08:53,563 --> 00:08:54,634 And check it out. 187 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:57,688 He was clearly looking forward to watching some tv tonight. 188 00:08:57,935 --> 00:08:59,775 While he ate his lobster. 189 00:09:01,047 --> 00:09:04,818 - You may be on to something. - Plus, I psych it up nice for your parents, 190 00:09:04,893 --> 00:09:07,434 they might be impressed, you know? 191 00:09:07,537 --> 00:09:08,584 Throw in a little razzle dazzle. 192 00:09:08,637 --> 00:09:10,636 Maybe they realize I'm not such a bad influence after all. 193 00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:14,094 Which may get them off my case for deciding to go into business with you. 194 00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:16,368 Now you're feeling me, you convertible lebaron. 195 00:09:17,803 --> 00:09:19,130 Are you guys coming or what? 196 00:09:19,233 --> 00:09:20,354 Sure thing, pop. 197 00:09:23,453 --> 00:09:24,374 Stop! 198 00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:26,841 I'm sensing something. 199 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,046 What is it, Shawn? 200 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:32,853 Is it like the other 26 and a half crimes we solved for the police department? 201 00:09:32,967 --> 00:09:34,328 I'm sensing a struggle. 202 00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:41,025 Oh, please! 203 00:09:43,981 --> 00:09:45,243 Fuller's unconscious. 204 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:48,696 No, he was just an old man with a little soft skull. 205 00:09:51,886 --> 00:09:54,074 Oh, someone's wrapping a rope around his neck! 206 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:56,579 What I'm sensing here, ladies and gentlemen, 207 00:09:56,737 --> 00:09:58,183 is murder. 208 00:09:59,146 --> 00:10:01,963 Spencer, old people are always offing themselves during the holidays. 209 00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:04,648 Well, according to CSU, Shawn might be right. 210 00:10:04,795 --> 00:10:06,045 Colorado State University? 211 00:10:06,133 --> 00:10:07,440 Crime scene unit. 212 00:10:07,528 --> 00:10:09,227 - Them too. - Let me see that. 213 00:10:09,528 --> 00:10:11,941 Blunt force trauma, signs of struggle. 214 00:10:12,243 --> 00:10:13,548 My Lord. 215 00:10:13,623 --> 00:10:14,844 He really is psychic. 216 00:10:14,938 --> 00:10:17,286 Maybe we were wrong about the boys working together... 217 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:18,498 This time. 218 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,714 Right. Get him outta here. 219 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:22,180 It's an open crime scene, people, 220 00:10:22,234 --> 00:10:25,365 I need witness statements from each and every one of you carolers. 221 00:10:25,421 --> 00:10:26,737 Crap, I'm running late. 222 00:10:26,784 --> 00:10:29,347 Lassie, come on, man. Handle your business. 223 00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:31,604 Gus and I will take 'em down to the station tomorrow. 224 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,224 - We have passes... - Which practically 225 00:10:33,308 --> 00:10:35,402 makes us co-workers. Isn't that right, big L? 226 00:10:40,372 --> 00:10:41,480 That hurt, man! 227 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:46,073 But when they cut us, we bleed blue. 228 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:51,855 Carlton! 229 00:10:51,922 --> 00:10:52,855 Hi! 230 00:10:52,955 --> 00:10:54,883 I'm so glad you could make it! 231 00:10:56,515 --> 00:10:58,956 I hope you're in a hogmanay mood. I doubt it. 232 00:10:59,041 --> 00:11:00,756 Whatever that is. 233 00:11:00,845 --> 00:11:01,887 The first footer! 234 00:11:05,061 --> 00:11:07,950 Oh, the first footer, it's scottish tradition 235 00:11:08,053 --> 00:11:09,950 to celebrate the first visitor of the holidays. 236 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:10,949 You. 237 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:15,954 Why are they all staring at me? 238 00:11:16,039 --> 00:11:19,049 Well, the first footer traditionally brings a gift of food. 239 00:11:20,657 --> 00:11:23,061 All I've got is a cliff bar in my car. 240 00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:25,694 I'd really prefer to save it for my morning run. 241 00:11:25,905 --> 00:11:29,446 So these are my nephews. 242 00:11:29,502 --> 00:11:31,161 Drake, Finn, and Isaac. 243 00:11:31,226 --> 00:11:33,245 Boys, this is detective Lassiter. 244 00:11:33,461 --> 00:11:34,924 He works with auntie Julie. 245 00:11:36,770 --> 00:11:38,330 I like it better in here already. 246 00:11:38,809 --> 00:11:40,518 I was helping them with their Christmas crafts. 247 00:11:40,565 --> 00:11:42,363 It's always my favorite part. 248 00:11:42,463 --> 00:11:44,006 Look at this, auntie julie! 249 00:11:44,062 --> 00:11:46,484 - Look at mine! - Oh, my goodness. 250 00:11:46,555 --> 00:11:48,894 This looks fantastic, but you know, 251 00:11:48,964 --> 00:11:52,483 maybe detective Lassiter would like to help out. 252 00:11:54,217 --> 00:11:55,265 Sure. 253 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,375 All right, fellas, what do we got going on here? 254 00:11:59,972 --> 00:12:02,329 Well, you know, Drake, technically Jesus was born 255 00:12:02,395 --> 00:12:05,366 around april, so we need to get rid of this winter foliage. 256 00:12:05,452 --> 00:12:09,040 Oh, and, Finn, the word manger actually refers 257 00:12:09,105 --> 00:12:11,278 to the wooden feeding trough that the animals used, 258 00:12:11,325 --> 00:12:16,029 so let's put baby Jesus in this little shot glass. 259 00:12:16,639 --> 00:12:18,631 Perfect. Well, you know, 260 00:12:18,678 --> 00:12:20,210 based on how far they had to travel, 261 00:12:20,285 --> 00:12:22,830 all the experts agree that the wise men didn't really 262 00:12:22,886 --> 00:12:24,980 get there until Jesus was two, so let's get rid of them. 263 00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:26,233 Uh, uh, Carlton. 264 00:12:26,304 --> 00:12:28,483 Remember, this is for the children. 265 00:12:28,857 --> 00:12:29,671 Right. 266 00:12:29,886 --> 00:12:32,084 Let's do one with Santa in it. 267 00:12:32,637 --> 00:12:34,061 Hand me Kris Kringle there, guys. 268 00:12:34,099 --> 00:12:35,686 That's a great idea! 269 00:12:35,742 --> 00:12:39,391 You know, interestingly enough, the dutch version of Santa 270 00:12:39,691 --> 00:12:41,860 used slaves to deliver the toys. 271 00:12:48,198 --> 00:12:50,641 We're here to give our official statements for the Fuller case. 272 00:12:50,775 --> 00:12:52,692 Yes. About that. 273 00:12:52,741 --> 00:12:58,452 Um, our investigation has confirmed Mr. Spencer's hunches. 274 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,150 Ah, really? 275 00:13:00,502 --> 00:13:03,456 - It was murder. - That's 27 and counting. 276 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,746 Do you folks mind coming on in for a moment? Just have a seat. 277 00:13:06,812 --> 00:13:08,378 Make yourselves comfortable. 278 00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:10,670 Chair's right over there. 279 00:13:10,739 --> 00:13:13,975 I thought we could, uh, have more privacy this way. 280 00:13:14,016 --> 00:13:15,236 Why? What, is there a problem? 281 00:13:15,313 --> 00:13:16,900 Well, this report says that there were traces 282 00:13:16,928 --> 00:13:19,343 of weed killer found in Mr. Fuller's system. 283 00:13:19,409 --> 00:13:20,235 Poison. 284 00:13:20,743 --> 00:13:21,897 I sensed that as well. 285 00:13:21,981 --> 00:13:23,841 There's just one slight problem, 286 00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:26,170 we found a box of the same type of weed killer 287 00:13:26,315 --> 00:13:27,881 on Mr. Guster's property. 288 00:13:28,317 --> 00:13:29,482 Can you explain that? 289 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,076 Whoa, whoa, now. Slow your roll. I can explain that. 290 00:13:33,155 --> 00:13:35,807 Me and Fuller had a long-time feud about the property line. 291 00:13:35,873 --> 00:13:38,018 And every now and then I'd poison his shrubs 292 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,244 because he refused to cut them back. 293 00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:42,626 Bill, that's not like you. 294 00:13:42,884 --> 00:13:44,966 How about this? Blunt force trauma to the head of the deceased 295 00:13:45,022 --> 00:13:47,213 was done caused by a bloody hammer found nearby 296 00:13:47,279 --> 00:13:50,023 with prints belonging to a Mr. William Guster. 297 00:13:50,586 --> 00:13:52,877 Yeah, but if you'd looked a little closer, 298 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,740 you would have found a hacksaw and a pickaxe with my prints on them too. 299 00:13:55,806 --> 00:13:57,830 Fuller had been taking my tools for years. 300 00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,887 That's another reason we'd been feuding. 301 00:14:00,084 --> 00:14:02,441 Another perfectly reasonable explanation. 302 00:14:02,498 --> 00:14:04,996 Just one more thing, the rope 303 00:14:05,056 --> 00:14:06,713 to hang Mr. Fuller matches rope 304 00:14:06,751 --> 00:14:10,480 - used from a boat belonging to... - Lemme guess. Me. 305 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:13,889 Dad, you're crazy. 306 00:14:13,959 --> 00:14:15,289 Mr. G. 307 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,189 Wait. 308 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:19,202 You mean it really was mine? 309 00:14:19,286 --> 00:14:21,024 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 310 00:14:21,099 --> 00:14:22,949 Look, I just said that to be funny. 311 00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:25,339 I have no idea how it got there. 312 00:14:25,395 --> 00:14:27,724 I am sorry, Mr. Guster, the evidence is strong enough. 313 00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:30,960 - You have the right to remain silent. - What? 314 00:14:31,026 --> 00:14:32,342 You give up that right, anything you say 315 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:33,519 you can't arrest me! 316 00:14:33,587 --> 00:14:35,059 - And will be used against you in a court of law. - I'm a deacon in a church! 317 00:14:35,106 --> 00:14:37,837 - You have a right to an attorney. - What is the Lord gonna say? 318 00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:45,114 It's very nice of you to invite us over. 319 00:14:45,199 --> 00:14:46,946 Oh, Winnie, it's the least I could do. 320 00:14:46,993 --> 00:14:50,377 - Now when is Bill gonna be released from custody? - Soon I hope. 321 00:14:50,428 --> 00:14:52,307 A thing like this could be devastating to somebody 322 00:14:52,372 --> 00:14:55,367 with delicate health, a weak disposition. 323 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:57,818 We're gonna get dad out before anything can happen to him. 324 00:14:58,503 --> 00:15:00,109 I was talking about you. 325 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:03,067 Your father's strong as an ox, but you, 326 00:15:03,264 --> 00:15:06,771 lord knows you have enough stress to deal with as it is. 327 00:15:07,094 --> 00:15:11,804 Mrs. G., you have my word, everything will be fine. 328 00:15:11,898 --> 00:15:13,611 - We're gonna take this case. - Yeah. 329 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:16,696 Shawn, maybe we oughta get some food together here. 330 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:22,236 - Maybe you oughta pass on this one. - I can't, dad. I owe it to them. 331 00:15:22,293 --> 00:15:24,950 Look, the Gusters are nice people, okay? 332 00:15:25,006 --> 00:15:27,133 They invite you over for dinner at 6:00. They don't serve till 6:30. 333 00:15:27,216 --> 00:15:28,107 So what? 334 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,524 The point is, as a rule, 335 00:15:29,571 --> 00:15:31,614 you never wanna get involved in a case 336 00:15:31,671 --> 00:15:34,127 where personal relationships are involved. 337 00:15:39,201 --> 00:15:42,474 - Dad, I think I can handle it. - What if Gus's dad is guilty? 338 00:15:42,519 --> 00:15:44,444 Are you out of your mind? How could you even say that? 339 00:15:44,491 --> 00:15:46,525 That's what I mean. Right there, Shawn. 340 00:15:46,581 --> 00:15:49,233 You've already made your decision irrespective of the facts. 341 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,975 You have already compromised this case. 342 00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:52,543 Compromised? Why? 343 00:15:52,609 --> 00:15:54,618 Because I'm not afraid of my own emotional attachment? 344 00:15:54,674 --> 00:15:57,796 I'll have you know that I view that as a tool in my problem-solving, not a liability. 345 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,448 It is that exact kind of lame-ass thinking... 346 00:15:59,504 --> 00:16:01,712 I can see why you were never a detective. 347 00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:03,797 And I can see why you ended up a divorced detective. 348 00:16:08,838 --> 00:16:09,805 My god. 349 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,721 We went almost three hours without having an argument. 350 00:16:13,876 --> 00:16:16,262 It's our best holiday in years, huh? 351 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:23,177 Uh, I was just arresting someone in the neighborhood. 352 00:16:23,234 --> 00:16:24,961 I thought I'd drop by and say hi. 353 00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:29,937 Oh, you know, we just sat down to lunch, so... 354 00:16:30,484 --> 00:16:31,463 Sorry. 355 00:16:31,529 --> 00:16:32,731 Hey, guys. 356 00:16:32,787 --> 00:16:34,319 Look what I've got. 357 00:16:34,892 --> 00:16:36,132 A Wii! 358 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:38,418 Awesome! 359 00:16:38,802 --> 00:16:42,701 Wow, that's actually very thoughtful. Thank you. 360 00:16:42,785 --> 00:16:45,040 It turned up in a sweep. I mean, they're welcome to use it, 361 00:16:45,069 --> 00:16:46,704 but technically it belongs to the DA's office. 362 00:16:46,779 --> 00:16:49,652 Come on! Let's play boxing! 363 00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,030 You're not busy? 364 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:54,687 No, no. Go right ahead. 365 00:16:57,357 --> 00:17:00,299 Oh, oh, drake, you're too slow, my friend! 366 00:17:00,364 --> 00:17:02,631 You better change your name to Lassiter because I own you! 367 00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:05,789 Oh, he's down on the ground! 368 00:17:09,074 --> 00:17:10,426 - What a lame-o. - Come on. 369 00:17:10,442 --> 00:17:13,062 Who's next? Who's next? Come on! 370 00:17:13,183 --> 00:17:15,135 Let's go! Somebody come get some! Who's next? 371 00:17:15,261 --> 00:17:16,735 Get some! Come on! 372 00:17:19,607 --> 00:17:23,457 You guys sure you don't wanna take a sandwich or anything for the road? 373 00:17:23,513 --> 00:17:24,936 You hardly ate any of your food. 374 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:27,744 Ooh, I remember once when we were little you made us 375 00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:29,314 - these chicken cordon bleus. - Shawn. 376 00:17:29,371 --> 00:17:32,037 - But the ham was so thin... - Shawn! 377 00:17:32,246 --> 00:17:33,533 We don't have an appetite. 378 00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:35,238 All we can think about is clearing dad's name 379 00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:36,738 and getting him out of jail. 380 00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:40,077 I'll give you a call as soon as we have any leads. 381 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,264 Dad. 382 00:17:45,242 --> 00:17:47,767 No, it is not an engraved set of rubber bullets. 383 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:50,542 Why would I possibly give you another excuse to shoot a gun? 384 00:17:50,645 --> 00:17:51,940 Well, you better keep thinking. 385 00:17:53,209 --> 00:17:56,073 Shawn, I don't have to tell you how important this case is. 386 00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:58,449 So whatever you need, just let me know. 387 00:18:00,694 --> 00:18:03,342 Hold up, hold up, hold up. What? What is it? 388 00:18:03,527 --> 00:18:05,021 Give me a second. 389 00:18:05,828 --> 00:18:07,583 Is it a clue that clears my dad? 390 00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:09,649 Can you shush for one second? 391 00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:11,443 I know you think this is easy for me, 392 00:18:11,509 --> 00:18:14,919 but I do go through a mental process. Like A equals B. 393 00:18:14,972 --> 00:18:15,884 B equals C... 394 00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:17,887 Which means a equals... Would you stop it? 395 00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:20,732 That's too close! Now I gotta start all over. 396 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,852 Damn it, Shawn, what's taking so long? 397 00:18:25,889 --> 00:18:27,546 Okay! All right! 398 00:18:27,622 --> 00:18:30,262 We need to figure out if there was a homeowner's association. 399 00:18:35,211 --> 00:18:36,405 Ah, Mr. Mitchell. 400 00:18:36,442 --> 00:18:38,048 - Yes. - My name is Shawn Spencer. 401 00:18:38,141 --> 00:18:40,855 I'm not interested in any fake vacation packages. 402 00:18:40,921 --> 00:18:42,874 I'm not giving you my social security number 403 00:18:42,911 --> 00:18:45,335 so I can claim the grand prize, and I'm not paying 404 00:18:45,378 --> 00:18:48,313 for any damn subscriptions for magazines that I know I'll never see. 405 00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:55,358 I'm the head psychic for the Santa Barbara police department. 406 00:18:58,903 --> 00:19:00,387 Well, come on in then. 407 00:19:05,763 --> 00:19:08,214 We're investigating the death of Mr. Fuller. 408 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,576 And I am sensing some unresolved conflict between the two of you. 409 00:19:11,632 --> 00:19:14,967 Something... something to do with rules and violations. 410 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,091 Yes, it's true. 411 00:19:16,185 --> 00:19:18,223 Fuller became a constant thorn in my side 412 00:19:18,279 --> 00:19:20,542 ever since I started the homeowner's association. 413 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,688 He refused to follow the ordinances. 414 00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:26,764 When I'd give him citations, he'd tear them up and throw them in the trash. 415 00:19:27,011 --> 00:19:28,786 So I'd give him another citation. 416 00:19:28,871 --> 00:19:31,209 It was a constant, vicious cycle. 417 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,657 It's him. 418 00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:34,276 He did it. Bust him, Shawn. 419 00:19:34,319 --> 00:19:35,577 See it, see it. 420 00:19:35,646 --> 00:19:37,722 See it. Stop it. 421 00:19:39,703 --> 00:19:41,581 Sounds like you wanted him out of the way. 422 00:19:41,816 --> 00:19:43,263 No, no, not at all. 423 00:19:43,328 --> 00:19:46,005 He was a pain, but he was our best supporter. 424 00:19:46,337 --> 00:19:47,174 Our? 425 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,845 The Mitchell family. 426 00:19:49,075 --> 00:19:51,826 We founded this neighborhood 100 years ago. 427 00:19:51,883 --> 00:19:56,484 Now we're lobbying the city to have them declare it a historical district. 428 00:19:56,690 --> 00:20:00,231 Fuller refused to sell his house after all these years. 429 00:20:00,307 --> 00:20:01,865 We were the only friends he had. 430 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:03,588 Hello. 431 00:20:03,647 --> 00:20:07,018 Oh, hi, honey. This is Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster. 432 00:20:07,216 --> 00:20:12,120 I remember the two of you from when you were no more than yea high. 433 00:20:13,707 --> 00:20:18,273 You had the cutest little lawn-mowing business. 434 00:20:18,465 --> 00:20:20,612 Oh, wow, that's right. We did. 435 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:25,457 In fact I think we paid you $5.00 for a job that never got done. 436 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:28,450 Oh! This guy. 437 00:20:28,516 --> 00:20:31,624 You know, the yard tools are out back. I'll go get them. 438 00:20:33,743 --> 00:20:35,630 She's, uh... She's not serious, is she? 439 00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:36,827 She is. 440 00:20:42,904 --> 00:20:45,289 Oh, and make sure to water the gardenias. 441 00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,862 I've had them longer than you've been alive. 442 00:20:57,731 --> 00:20:59,009 This is ridiculous. 443 00:20:59,094 --> 00:21:01,507 She should've just accepted the $5.00 refund offer. 444 00:21:01,574 --> 00:21:03,846 We need to be solving my dad's case. 445 00:21:07,038 --> 00:21:08,024 Dude. 446 00:21:11,836 --> 00:21:14,274 There's somebody in old man Fuller's house. 447 00:21:17,451 --> 00:21:19,707 I can't believe we're gonna bail on the mitchells' yard again. 448 00:21:19,774 --> 00:21:21,004 Come on! 449 00:21:29,048 --> 00:21:31,057 Who are you, and what are you doing here? 450 00:21:31,104 --> 00:21:33,066 I should ask you the same thing. 451 00:21:36,738 --> 00:21:37,949 My name's Shawn. 452 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,844 This is my partner, Skooney "u-turn" Singleton. 453 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:43,150 We're from dirty boy landscaping. 454 00:21:43,199 --> 00:21:45,283 I got a call from your office, said you needed some estimates 455 00:21:45,321 --> 00:21:47,077 on some renovations. 456 00:21:47,687 --> 00:21:49,048 You guys are fast. 457 00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:52,226 I just left word at the office saying I needed a landscape architect. 458 00:21:52,302 --> 00:21:54,489 You know, I cold-called this geezer for years 459 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:57,493 pushing him to sell, and he always refused. 460 00:21:57,578 --> 00:21:59,302 Finally it's available. 461 00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:00,420 Really? 462 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,196 What's so special about this place? 463 00:22:02,243 --> 00:22:04,694 It's the only lot in the neighborhood 464 00:22:04,729 --> 00:22:07,145 with 360-degree unobstructed views. 465 00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,367 It'll sell for a fortune. 466 00:22:11,722 --> 00:22:14,601 Don't worry, this yard will be immaculate when we're done. 467 00:22:14,659 --> 00:22:16,183 - Bye-bye. - Be in touch. 468 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,795 You hear her, Shawn? 469 00:22:17,810 --> 00:22:19,344 She's been cold-calling for years. 470 00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:21,267 And she stands to make a fortune on this place. 471 00:22:21,282 --> 00:22:22,471 That's motive. Right? 472 00:22:22,486 --> 00:22:23,622 Yeah, yeah. 473 00:22:23,937 --> 00:22:26,011 It's gotta be her. What more do we need? 474 00:22:26,026 --> 00:22:27,626 Let's get the cops on it right away. 475 00:22:28,699 --> 00:22:30,500 I, I guess it wouldn't, uh, hurt 476 00:22:30,519 --> 00:22:32,744 to have them do a cursory background check. 477 00:22:32,775 --> 00:22:35,951 Maybe, maybe look. Look at the phone records. 478 00:22:35,966 --> 00:22:37,039 - Right. - Okay. 479 00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:45,293 I'll do everything in my power to make this process 480 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:46,883 as painless as possible. 481 00:22:47,071 --> 00:22:48,711 Jules. Jules, over here! 482 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:53,353 It's about time. 483 00:22:53,586 --> 00:22:55,035 Did you check the phone records? 484 00:22:55,050 --> 00:22:56,435 Yep, your tip paid off. 485 00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:57,807 That's great. Thank goodness. 486 00:22:57,822 --> 00:22:59,857 There were all these vibes, but I wasn't sure. 487 00:22:59,872 --> 00:23:01,191 So it was Rosa. 488 00:23:01,206 --> 00:23:02,915 - Who? - The real estate agent. 489 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,451 No, no. 490 00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:07,361 She has a solid alibi. 491 00:23:07,838 --> 00:23:10,926 But we discovered quite a few calls from someone else, 492 00:23:10,941 --> 00:23:13,824 who also made numerous cash transfers into Fuller's account. 493 00:23:13,873 --> 00:23:15,733 Possibly paying off a blackmail. 494 00:23:15,748 --> 00:23:17,857 Wait a second, if you're not about to arrest Rosa, 495 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,343 what are you doing standing here? 496 00:23:19,995 --> 00:23:21,076 Distracting you. 497 00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:22,360 Distracting. 498 00:23:24,207 --> 00:23:25,390 Sorry, Gus. 499 00:23:26,410 --> 00:23:27,410 Shawn! 500 00:23:27,894 --> 00:23:28,897 Shawn! 501 00:23:29,349 --> 00:23:32,197 - No, no, no, Mr. Guster! - Mr. Guster. 502 00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:34,580 Burton, Burton, please. Don't make a scene, darling. 503 00:23:34,595 --> 00:23:36,847 The neighbors, neighbors are watching us. 504 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:38,361 What is this? 505 00:23:38,727 --> 00:23:40,463 Get in the car, ma'am. Please. 506 00:23:42,818 --> 00:23:44,188 - Watch your head. - Don't! 507 00:23:44,609 --> 00:23:46,085 Don't you touch my hair! 508 00:23:56,598 --> 00:23:58,238 We got here as fast as we could. 509 00:23:58,385 --> 00:23:59,757 This is our worst nightmare. 510 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:02,702 It seems like everything is conspiring against us. 511 00:24:03,037 --> 00:24:04,291 So we lawyered up. 512 00:24:04,378 --> 00:24:06,114 That's how they say it in the bucket, son, 513 00:24:06,130 --> 00:24:07,841 Where I did an eight-hour bid. 514 00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:09,804 I don't know those words. 515 00:24:11,252 --> 00:24:14,321 I'm not gonna do well in prison. 516 00:24:14,893 --> 00:24:16,957 Don't worry, sweetheart. 517 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,481 You'll be fine. 518 00:24:18,867 --> 00:24:20,391 She not gonna make it. 519 00:24:20,851 --> 00:24:23,177 I told you, nobody's going to prison. 520 00:24:23,448 --> 00:24:24,528 Mrs. G, 521 00:24:25,326 --> 00:24:26,784 why didn't you tell anybody 522 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,568 that old man Fuller was blackmailing you for all these years? 523 00:24:29,618 --> 00:24:32,203 I wanted to, believe me, I did, but I couldn't. 524 00:24:32,565 --> 00:24:35,749 You see, this all started when Bill's sailboat caught fire. 525 00:24:35,831 --> 00:24:39,282 I tried to muster up the courage to tell everybody that it was my fault. 526 00:24:39,456 --> 00:24:42,758 But before I could, the insurance company had paid everything off already. 527 00:24:43,259 --> 00:24:46,020 Well, somehow, Fuller knew the truth of what had happened. 528 00:24:46,213 --> 00:24:48,556 He threatened to turn me in for insurance fraud 529 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:50,296 if I didn't pay him every month. 530 00:24:50,553 --> 00:24:52,708 Well, he was so old, I figured paying him off 531 00:24:52,723 --> 00:24:55,675 for the rest of his life was the cheapest route. 532 00:24:55,853 --> 00:24:57,397 To the police it looks like motive. 533 00:24:57,609 --> 00:24:58,612 I know. 534 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,225 But don't worry, son. 535 00:25:01,472 --> 00:25:02,687 We have called Nana. 536 00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:05,127 She's to look after you in case anything should happen 537 00:25:05,142 --> 00:25:06,396 to the two of us. 538 00:25:06,411 --> 00:25:07,451 Mom, 539 00:25:07,811 --> 00:25:10,786 I don't need my grandmother, who lives in a nursing home to look after me. 540 00:25:11,266 --> 00:25:12,269 We hear you, son. 541 00:25:12,492 --> 00:25:14,055 We hear you. Anyway, it's just 542 00:25:14,106 --> 00:25:16,105 until we can raise the money to post your mother's 543 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,614 bail and pay our legal bills. 544 00:25:17,629 --> 00:25:19,609 Whatever the cost is, I'll cover it. 545 00:25:19,674 --> 00:25:22,131 - Don't worry about it. - We appreciate the gesture, Burton. 546 00:25:22,485 --> 00:25:25,226 But, son, we're talking real money. 547 00:25:25,656 --> 00:25:27,858 You have a savings account in a penny jar. 548 00:25:28,124 --> 00:25:31,183 I have a 401, a diversified asset-allocated 549 00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:34,122 portfolio full of securities and equity to tap into. 550 00:25:34,484 --> 00:25:37,372 He's always been so good with the big words. 551 00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:40,492 How much do you think we can get for the cutlass? 552 00:25:40,550 --> 00:25:42,916 Stop it! I can't take anymore! 553 00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:45,544 All of my life it's been Gus can't handle this! 554 00:25:45,559 --> 00:25:46,910 Protect Gus from that! 555 00:25:47,237 --> 00:25:48,299 Well, guess what? 556 00:25:48,352 --> 00:25:50,801 I'm the most responsible, well-prepared, 557 00:25:50,839 --> 00:25:53,327 non-criminal-record-having adult in this room. 558 00:25:53,569 --> 00:25:55,955 And it's high time you two stopped babying me. 559 00:25:55,970 --> 00:25:57,582 I'm 29-years-old. 560 00:25:57,597 --> 00:26:00,865 And by the way, I know you've only been married for 28 years. 561 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,032 I did the math a long time ago. 562 00:26:03,047 --> 00:26:04,678 So stop protecting me from that. 563 00:26:05,108 --> 00:26:06,321 Starting now, 564 00:26:06,723 --> 00:26:08,055 I'm gonna take care of you. 565 00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:09,974 I'm gonna give you money. 566 00:26:10,509 --> 00:26:12,046 And we're gonna solve this case. 567 00:26:12,444 --> 00:26:15,060 Shawn may not have always been the best influence on me, 568 00:26:15,299 --> 00:26:18,270 but he's always believed in me, even when I didn't believe in myself. 569 00:26:18,528 --> 00:26:19,547 And right now, 570 00:26:20,007 --> 00:26:21,030 I believe in him. 571 00:26:24,108 --> 00:26:25,209 We hear ya, son. 572 00:26:33,561 --> 00:26:34,915 All right, dude. 573 00:26:34,930 --> 00:26:36,753 You had your moment, man. You nailed it. 574 00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:38,791 Now go ahead and make a timely exit. 575 00:26:39,377 --> 00:26:40,379 Come on, man. 576 00:26:40,764 --> 00:26:42,346 Before you gotta make another speech. 577 00:26:44,033 --> 00:26:45,617 Your mom being arrested might be 578 00:26:45,632 --> 00:26:47,415 Christmas miracle we need for the case. 579 00:26:47,430 --> 00:26:48,447 How so? 580 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,561 I suspect she wasn't the only one 581 00:26:51,576 --> 00:26:54,030 in the neighborhood that old man Fuller was blackmailing. 582 00:26:54,143 --> 00:26:55,765 We gotta get back in his house. 583 00:27:22,388 --> 00:27:23,391 Let's hurry up. 584 00:27:23,537 --> 00:27:25,314 This place gives me the creeps. 585 00:27:39,831 --> 00:27:40,834 Bingo! 586 00:27:41,023 --> 00:27:43,886 This must be how old man Fuller saw your mom burn your dad's boat. 587 00:27:50,777 --> 00:27:52,282 Dude, there's something in there. 588 00:27:52,444 --> 00:27:53,660 What do you think it is? 589 00:28:04,048 --> 00:28:05,265 Will you stop it, Shawn? 590 00:28:05,291 --> 00:28:07,106 You know how that story gives me the creeps. 591 00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:13,428 Norman! Norman! 592 00:28:13,476 --> 00:28:14,692 Norman! 593 00:28:14,707 --> 00:28:16,507 Okay, stop it, that's enough! That's enough! 594 00:28:16,817 --> 00:28:18,275 - Game over. - Fine. 595 00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:24,244 Don't play, Shawn. 596 00:28:47,439 --> 00:28:48,673 Just as I thought. 597 00:28:49,438 --> 00:28:52,435 He was snooping on the entire neighborhood from up here. 598 00:28:52,827 --> 00:28:54,486 These are his blackmail pictures. 599 00:28:59,076 --> 00:29:00,418 Suburban pot farm. 600 00:29:02,791 --> 00:29:04,218 Bootleg DVD ring. 601 00:29:05,673 --> 00:29:08,186 None of these are really cause for murder. 602 00:29:13,845 --> 00:29:16,045 Covering an illicit affair. 603 00:29:16,648 --> 00:29:18,457 Now that's what I call motive. 604 00:29:25,693 --> 00:29:26,697 What? 605 00:29:37,991 --> 00:29:38,992 You see anything? 606 00:29:45,147 --> 00:29:46,151 Hurry up. 607 00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:56,122 I know where our culprit lives. 608 00:30:06,318 --> 00:30:09,748 Hey. Got some questions for you about some illicit pictures. 609 00:30:19,041 --> 00:30:20,731 But we already know where you live! 610 00:30:51,785 --> 00:30:54,912 We call that "Sammy Floyd's tree house ambush." 611 00:30:57,467 --> 00:30:58,585 Okay, okay. 612 00:30:58,619 --> 00:30:59,680 Okay. You got me. 613 00:30:59,705 --> 00:31:01,288 I'll give you your pictures back. 614 00:31:02,344 --> 00:31:04,657 We have pictures of you, Dude. 615 00:31:04,767 --> 00:31:06,990 The ones old man Fuller was blackmailing you for. 616 00:31:07,005 --> 00:31:09,781 - What pictures are you talking about? - I work at a one-hour photo. 617 00:31:09,962 --> 00:31:12,061 I thought you were asking about the pictures of hot, 618 00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:13,557 naked chicks I sometimes keep. 619 00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:14,724 Wait a minute. 620 00:31:16,798 --> 00:31:18,014 This isn't you? 621 00:31:18,706 --> 00:31:19,709 No. 622 00:31:20,393 --> 00:31:21,802 But it kinda looks like my dad. 623 00:31:21,892 --> 00:31:24,298 From about 30 years ago when we first moved here. 624 00:31:24,754 --> 00:31:26,992 Man, it was an old picture mixed in with the new ones. 625 00:31:27,045 --> 00:31:29,437 We couldn't tell the difference because they're all black and white. 626 00:31:29,537 --> 00:31:30,907 So we're looking for his dad? 627 00:31:30,946 --> 00:31:32,660 - Yes. - He passed away a few years ago. 628 00:31:32,694 --> 00:31:33,697 No. 629 00:31:34,046 --> 00:31:35,407 Who's this woman in the photo? 630 00:31:35,422 --> 00:31:36,961 It's not my mom. That's for sure. 631 00:31:37,019 --> 00:31:39,219 - She died before we moved here. - Who the hell is she? 632 00:31:39,489 --> 00:31:41,981 You know, don't really feel comfortable talking about my family secrets, all right? 633 00:31:41,996 --> 00:31:44,826 What's the name of that one-hour photo where you hide your filthy debauchery? 634 00:31:44,841 --> 00:31:47,590 I remember my dad had a female friend who would visit only at night. 635 00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:49,636 - What was her name? - I don't remember. 636 00:31:49,651 --> 00:31:51,207 - Do you know she lives? - No. 637 00:31:51,265 --> 00:31:53,446 Can you tell us anything? I just swung from a tree. 638 00:31:53,596 --> 00:31:57,242 When she left the house would smell like, white linenperfume. 639 00:31:57,282 --> 00:31:59,139 I remember it because it was the same perfume 640 00:31:59,154 --> 00:32:00,878 my mom used to wear when she was alive. 641 00:32:01,444 --> 00:32:03,422 - So our culprit is a woman? - Apparently. 642 00:32:03,493 --> 00:32:05,296 Who looked like that 30 years ago. 643 00:32:05,796 --> 00:32:06,800 She's hot. 644 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,503 What? 645 00:32:08,892 --> 00:32:10,048 You have problems. 646 00:32:16,797 --> 00:32:19,248 You know, I was thinking. 647 00:32:19,293 --> 00:32:22,307 If, you guys have an extra seat at that table 648 00:32:22,322 --> 00:32:25,177 for Christmas dinner, I might be available. 649 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:28,715 Carlton, I haven't been completely honest with you. 650 00:32:28,875 --> 00:32:30,902 - You see, family... - Say no more. 651 00:32:32,683 --> 00:32:33,686 Don't worry. 652 00:32:34,271 --> 00:32:35,894 I won't come around anymore. 653 00:32:36,178 --> 00:32:37,819 I am so sorry, Carlton. 654 00:32:37,834 --> 00:32:40,870 Don't be. I mean it's. It's totally natural for you to be jealous 655 00:32:40,885 --> 00:32:42,571 if your nephews like me more than you. 656 00:32:43,196 --> 00:32:44,872 - Come again? - I get it. 657 00:32:44,887 --> 00:32:48,093 You're used to being the cool aunt that everyone wants to hang out with. 658 00:32:48,112 --> 00:32:50,364 But when I'm around, you just can't compete with that. 659 00:32:50,379 --> 00:32:53,345 Sometimes I just. I forget to dial down 660 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,090 my coolness when I'm around kids. 661 00:32:56,188 --> 00:32:57,751 They're just so impressionable. 662 00:32:59,876 --> 00:33:00,879 You 663 00:33:01,632 --> 00:33:03,021 are so right. 664 00:33:04,290 --> 00:33:05,823 I can't compete with that. 665 00:33:05,975 --> 00:33:08,605 Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. 666 00:33:08,658 --> 00:33:10,906 All right, I'm sure your nephews still think you're 667 00:33:11,591 --> 00:33:12,614 really fly. 668 00:33:15,142 --> 00:33:16,591 Merry Christmas, Carlton. 669 00:33:22,252 --> 00:33:23,255 Great news. 670 00:33:23,286 --> 00:33:24,907 We're following a new lead on the case. 671 00:33:24,922 --> 00:33:27,450 That's great because I just got my notice to appear in court 672 00:33:27,465 --> 00:33:29,253 just in time for Christmas. 673 00:33:29,310 --> 00:33:30,430 Look at this. 674 00:33:30,628 --> 00:33:32,894 An announcement for old man Fuller's estate sale. 675 00:33:32,909 --> 00:33:34,599 Making people buy back stuff that was 676 00:33:34,614 --> 00:33:36,621 probably already theirs in the first place. 677 00:33:37,952 --> 00:33:39,669 I don't know what they put in this stuff, 678 00:33:39,870 --> 00:33:43,377 But the jerk chicken from Kingstons has always been the best. 679 00:33:43,687 --> 00:33:44,731 Let me see. 680 00:33:47,231 --> 00:33:50,627 Well, they got the right ratio of black pepper, scotch bonnet, 681 00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:52,467 and thyme. 682 00:33:52,525 --> 00:33:53,525 Hey, son. 683 00:33:56,386 --> 00:33:57,916 Whoo. I ain't mad at that. 684 00:33:58,095 --> 00:34:00,461 But they should have used a quarter less pimento. 685 00:34:01,328 --> 00:34:02,331 Mom. 686 00:34:04,163 --> 00:34:05,939 Minced nutmeg instead of ground. 687 00:34:06,786 --> 00:34:07,789 My god. 688 00:34:08,008 --> 00:34:10,420 Gus, you came by the super smeller honest. 689 00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:18,189 She also smelled like, white linenperfume. 690 00:34:19,235 --> 00:34:20,238 Dude! 691 00:34:20,309 --> 00:34:22,370 Can the super smeller pick out a scent from memory? 692 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:23,987 Well, the olfactory and memory areas 693 00:34:24,002 --> 00:34:26,701 of the cerebral cortex share the same neural pathways. 694 00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:28,524 - What is that? Is that a yes? - Yes. 695 00:34:28,579 --> 00:34:30,784 Sweet! I think I know how to solve the case! 696 00:34:30,799 --> 00:34:31,839 Come on! 697 00:34:32,421 --> 00:34:33,597 We'll be back. 698 00:34:37,469 --> 00:34:40,446 Jules, I'm getting a major psychic disturbance 699 00:34:40,461 --> 00:34:43,543 down at old man Fuller's estate sale. You might wanna get down here. 700 00:34:44,109 --> 00:34:45,441 Okay. Hurry. 701 00:34:46,608 --> 00:34:47,611 Check it out. 702 00:34:48,001 --> 00:34:50,779 If our culprit's here, she's gonna wanna get a hold of those photos. 703 00:34:50,794 --> 00:34:52,576 - Right. - If she's like most old ladies, 704 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:54,466 she probably thinks you were on the Jeffersons, 705 00:34:54,481 --> 00:34:56,963 and she wears the same perfume from her youth. 706 00:34:57,016 --> 00:34:59,368 All you gotta do is identify who's wearingwhite linen. 707 00:34:59,603 --> 00:35:01,281 - I'll take care of the rest. - Got it. 708 00:35:04,804 --> 00:35:05,984 - You ready? - Yep. 709 00:35:07,114 --> 00:35:09,228 Ladies and Gentlemen, the next item up for bidding 710 00:35:09,555 --> 00:35:11,236 - Is this one-of-a-kind. - Excuse me. 711 00:35:11,251 --> 00:35:14,121 Antiqued confederate civil war battle flag. 712 00:35:14,916 --> 00:35:16,930 Who will open the bidding at $100? 713 00:35:17,208 --> 00:35:18,461 May I have $100? 714 00:35:19,556 --> 00:35:22,212 Thank you. I have $100 to open the bidding. 715 00:35:22,227 --> 00:35:25,318 How about $200? Can I hear $200? $200. Thank you. 716 00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:28,322 $200. Xan I hear $300? $300? 717 00:35:28,337 --> 00:35:30,067 Anyone. Thank you, sir, $300. 718 00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:32,171 Do I hear $400? Who will say $400? 719 00:35:32,186 --> 00:35:34,604 Do I hear $400? Who will go $400? Thank you. 720 00:35:34,619 --> 00:35:37,260 I have $400. Do I have $500? 721 00:35:37,626 --> 00:35:38,639 $500? 722 00:35:39,215 --> 00:35:41,316 $500, who will. Thank you. 723 00:35:41,331 --> 00:35:43,091 I have $500. 724 00:35:43,106 --> 00:35:44,365 Come on. Any luck? 725 00:35:44,380 --> 00:35:46,579 No old lady in here is wearingwhite linen. 726 00:35:46,594 --> 00:35:48,734 - Sweet. That's our only lead. - Sold! 727 00:35:48,749 --> 00:35:52,343 To the man in the blue argyle sweater for $500. 728 00:35:52,459 --> 00:35:54,808 This antique confederate battle flag. 729 00:35:56,510 --> 00:35:57,959 Thank you for bidding, sir. 730 00:35:58,005 --> 00:35:59,354 Enjoy your flag. 731 00:35:59,815 --> 00:36:01,011 Here you go. 732 00:36:01,855 --> 00:36:04,018 You can totally get a gun rack for your truck now. 733 00:36:04,033 --> 00:36:06,490 Next item up for bidding is this box of heirlooms. 734 00:36:07,154 --> 00:36:08,394 Antique photographs. 735 00:36:08,409 --> 00:36:09,903 Dude, I don't know what to do. 736 00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:11,605 $100 to open. You better do something. 737 00:36:11,644 --> 00:36:13,455 - I supposed to smell everyone? - Thank you. 738 00:36:13,507 --> 00:36:14,757 I have $100. 739 00:36:14,772 --> 00:36:16,081 Who will go $200? 740 00:36:17,062 --> 00:36:19,165 Make sure to water the gardenias. 741 00:36:19,183 --> 00:36:21,711 I've had them longer than you've been alive. 742 00:36:24,088 --> 00:36:26,037 Identify the base component of that fragrance. 743 00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:30,106 Gardenia. 744 00:36:30,121 --> 00:36:31,548 Are you absolutely certain? 745 00:36:31,563 --> 00:36:32,924 Tahitian gardenia. 746 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,067 - Thank you. Now give me a push. - What? 747 00:36:35,082 --> 00:36:37,811 - Give me a little push. - Not pushing you just give me a little. 748 00:36:42,771 --> 00:36:45,626 Get that ball off my grass, Guster! 749 00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:47,859 Get out of my yard! 750 00:36:48,345 --> 00:36:50,862 If you kids don't keep it quiet out there, 751 00:36:50,877 --> 00:36:53,925 I'm gonna call the cops! 752 00:36:54,988 --> 00:36:57,780 He's channeling old man Fuller's grumpy drunken spirit. 753 00:36:57,795 --> 00:36:59,011 What's that? 754 00:36:59,027 --> 00:37:01,204 What's that, you miserable old geezer? 755 00:37:01,765 --> 00:37:03,502 The cops have the wrong suspects. 756 00:37:03,758 --> 00:37:06,054 Well, then who's the killer? 757 00:37:08,001 --> 00:37:09,236 Gladys Mitchell? 758 00:37:13,285 --> 00:37:14,629 30 years ago you... 759 00:37:14,928 --> 00:37:16,758 You used to deliver flowers 760 00:37:16,804 --> 00:37:19,308 To the nice little widower who moved in down the street. 761 00:37:19,323 --> 00:37:20,540 One thing led to another. 762 00:37:20,555 --> 00:37:22,858 The next thing you knew, you were locked 763 00:37:22,982 --> 00:37:24,856 in a torrid, illicit affair. 764 00:37:25,420 --> 00:37:27,937 Dirty, sweaty, an affair that if it got 765 00:37:27,952 --> 00:37:29,869 to the public would not only ruin your marriage, 766 00:37:29,884 --> 00:37:32,710 but soil the good name of the neighborhood's founding family. 767 00:37:32,725 --> 00:37:35,241 Old man Fuller knew your secret! 768 00:37:35,305 --> 00:37:37,852 He could see everything from his snooping perch. 769 00:37:39,886 --> 00:37:42,106 In exchange for his silence, you had to cater 770 00:37:42,236 --> 00:37:44,656 to all of his needs for the better part of 30 years. 771 00:37:44,671 --> 00:37:48,001 But oh, that bastard just wouldn't die, would he? 772 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:51,191 No, it was as if his meanness was keeping him alive. 773 00:37:51,192 --> 00:37:53,617 And then your worst nightmare became a reality. 774 00:37:53,681 --> 00:37:55,631 He started going senile. 775 00:37:56,990 --> 00:37:59,673 You couldn't risk him telling somebody about the affair, 776 00:37:59,748 --> 00:38:01,743 so you took matters into your own hands, 777 00:38:01,758 --> 00:38:04,039 and you killed the son of a bitch! 778 00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:05,637 That's absurd. 779 00:38:05,947 --> 00:38:09,169 I couldn't possibly hang a grown man from up there. 780 00:38:11,574 --> 00:38:12,713 I can see it. 781 00:38:14,198 --> 00:38:15,741 You tried to poison him! 782 00:38:18,018 --> 00:38:19,350 But he spit it out. 783 00:38:21,089 --> 00:38:23,163 Then you panicked. You grabbed a hammer. 784 00:38:25,045 --> 00:38:26,562 You tried to bash in his skull! 785 00:38:26,577 --> 00:38:28,107 But no, he just wouldn't die! 786 00:38:28,122 --> 00:38:30,281 His little feet twitching this way and that! 787 00:38:30,301 --> 00:38:32,062 And then a really desperate move. 788 00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:33,857 You grabbed the disoriented Fuller! 789 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,956 You pushed him over to the base of the stairs. 790 00:38:35,971 --> 00:38:38,022 You found yourself a nice piece of rope. 791 00:38:38,037 --> 00:38:39,852 You tied one end around his Neck! 792 00:38:39,890 --> 00:38:41,911 You draped the otherend over the bannister 793 00:38:41,988 --> 00:38:43,591 and you tied it to the Chair lift. 794 00:38:44,980 --> 00:38:47,488 And then you used that Chair lift 795 00:38:49,398 --> 00:38:51,849 to pull old man Fuller 796 00:38:52,096 --> 00:38:55,012 all the way up and over the bannister 797 00:38:55,027 --> 00:38:58,319 at this ridiculous, agonizing pace. 798 00:38:58,732 --> 00:38:59,998 And that 799 00:39:00,774 --> 00:39:02,646 is how you killed that 800 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,482 ancient, pruney relic. 801 00:39:08,490 --> 00:39:10,131 I'm so sorry, Honey. 802 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:13,184 I just couldn't let him ruin everything 803 00:39:13,199 --> 00:39:15,256 that we worked so hard to build. 804 00:39:15,893 --> 00:39:18,684 Guster, you can tell your parents we're gonna drop the charges. 805 00:39:20,103 --> 00:39:21,315 Good work, Shawn. 806 00:39:25,309 --> 00:39:26,761 You've already had your moment. 807 00:39:35,071 --> 00:39:36,846 All right, let's light this puppy up. 808 00:39:41,707 --> 00:39:43,984 Well, Shawn, it looks like another draw this year? 809 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:45,154 Yes. 810 00:39:45,169 --> 00:39:46,373 It appears so. 811 00:39:51,051 --> 00:39:54,197 Look at that. Little Psych golf balls. 812 00:39:54,277 --> 00:39:56,487 I also signed you up for lessons with the golf pro 813 00:39:56,502 --> 00:39:58,504 down at the Santa Barbara municipal course. 814 00:39:58,519 --> 00:39:59,965 That's sweet, dad. Thank you. 815 00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:01,181 All right, your turn. 816 00:40:01,241 --> 00:40:02,245 All right. 817 00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:04,332 I have no idea what this is. 818 00:40:08,783 --> 00:40:09,979 What do we got here? 819 00:40:10,312 --> 00:40:11,972 "Dear dad, you got me 820 00:40:12,007 --> 00:40:13,787 monogrammed psych golf balls 821 00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:16,839 and golf lessons with the pro down at the municipal course." 822 00:40:16,854 --> 00:40:18,162 Turn it, turn it, turn it. 823 00:40:18,986 --> 00:40:20,442 I believe his name is Pierre. 824 00:40:21,267 --> 00:40:22,844 I got you, old man! 825 00:40:22,956 --> 00:40:24,487 That's it, Shawn, you know, this is the last year 826 00:40:24,502 --> 00:40:26,208 we're gonna play this stupid little game. 827 00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:27,589 Somebody doesn't like to lose. 828 00:40:27,604 --> 00:40:30,182 Because you're an old grinch during christmastime. 829 00:40:30,809 --> 00:40:32,794 - The name is Ebenezer Grinch man. - Stop. Stop! 830 00:40:32,809 --> 00:40:34,514 Grinch of the Cruise Scrooge grinchies. 831 00:40:34,529 --> 00:40:35,539 Shawn. 832 00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,323 Here you go. Here's your real gift. 833 00:40:37,871 --> 00:40:38,874 What? 834 00:40:38,951 --> 00:40:41,842 - Wait, what's it gonna do? - Just give her a rip. 835 00:40:42,171 --> 00:40:43,706 So what's there? What's in there? 836 00:40:45,278 --> 00:40:46,301 Look at that. 837 00:40:46,608 --> 00:40:48,200 That's me fishing. 838 00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:50,784 In the snow. It's snowing. 839 00:40:51,408 --> 00:40:53,687 That's really nice, Shawn. That's great. Thank you. 840 00:40:53,815 --> 00:40:55,597 Thank you. All right. 841 00:40:55,866 --> 00:40:56,923 Thank you. 842 00:40:56,938 --> 00:40:59,354 Thank you for a lovely dinner. I think we should be going now. 843 00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:00,426 Yes. Thank you. 844 00:41:00,441 --> 00:41:02,007 It was my pleasure. Merry Christmas. 845 00:41:02,027 --> 00:41:03,081 Merry Christmas. 846 00:41:03,096 --> 00:41:04,836 I got a perfect place for this. 847 00:41:04,855 --> 00:41:06,214 You all should get some rest. 848 00:41:06,229 --> 00:41:07,486 You've been through a lot. 849 00:41:07,501 --> 00:41:10,179 Finally things can get back to the way they were. 850 00:41:10,217 --> 00:41:11,548 Well, almost. 851 00:41:11,591 --> 00:41:14,796 I've been thinking, maybe we could use some advice 852 00:41:14,811 --> 00:41:16,810 about that diversification stuff. 853 00:41:16,829 --> 00:41:18,806 Seem like you're doing pretty good for yourself. 854 00:41:18,821 --> 00:41:21,431 And making some good business decisions. 855 00:41:23,290 --> 00:41:24,293 Sure! 856 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,231 No problem. Let me go get the car. 857 00:41:26,384 --> 00:41:27,387 Mr. Spencer. 858 00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:29,053 Shawn. 859 00:41:31,873 --> 00:41:34,652 Now, you look after Burton for us. 860 00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,081 Are you sure this is enough? 861 00:41:40,096 --> 00:41:42,072 I mean, this is Gus we're talking about, right? 862 00:41:45,062 --> 00:41:46,748 Don't worry, Mr. G, I got it covered. 863 00:41:46,763 --> 00:41:49,339 Merry Christmas, Shawn. Merry Christmas to you all. 864 00:41:49,605 --> 00:41:50,606 Bye, Guys! 865 00:41:53,003 --> 00:41:55,149 All right, all right, all right. How did you do it? 866 00:41:55,272 --> 00:41:58,699 Come on. Don't. Don't. 867 00:41:58,957 --> 00:41:59,960 Don't... 868 00:41:59,961 --> 00:42:00,961 Indru for Freshon.TV