1 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:10,386 I'm still waiting, Shawn. 2 00:00:10,961 --> 00:00:15,155 Okay, I'm gonna take your pointy, sad-faced guy for my horsey guy. 3 00:00:15,188 --> 00:00:17,509 Stop, stop. What is this piece called? 4 00:00:17,552 --> 00:00:19,629 I call him Dwight. 5 00:00:20,124 --> 00:00:22,525 - What is this one called? - B.A. Baracus. 6 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,348 Look, Shawn, if you're gonna play this game, 7 00:00:24,370 --> 00:00:26,332 you're gonna have to learn what the pieces are called. 8 00:00:26,409 --> 00:00:27,957 What if I don't wanna play this game? 9 00:00:27,990 --> 00:00:29,924 Chess is important. It's about strategy. 10 00:00:29,957 --> 00:00:32,432 It's about anticipating your opponent's next moves. 11 00:00:32,515 --> 00:00:35,532 - This game is an allegory for life. - An alle-what? 12 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:37,260 Look, when you're on the force, 13 00:00:37,294 --> 00:00:39,481 you're gonna have to take in huge amounts of information. 14 00:00:39,504 --> 00:00:42,018 Alibis, motives, witness statements. And trust me. 15 00:00:42,095 --> 00:00:45,788 If you wanna win, this is not stuff that you're gonna make up as you go. 16 00:00:45,865 --> 00:00:50,429 Do you understand? And I want you to focus and get serious. 17 00:00:54,985 --> 00:00:56,852 What? What are you trying to say? 18 00:00:56,886 --> 00:00:58,998 - I can't remember what it's called. - What did I just... 19 00:00:59,031 --> 00:01:00,744 Never mind. I remember. 20 00:01:00,806 --> 00:01:01,867 Checkmate. 21 00:01:03,845 --> 00:01:04,851 Bye, dad. 22 00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:15,753 - Tell me. Is he cheating on me? - Jury's still out. 23 00:01:15,788 --> 00:01:18,208 Do you have something that he's touched recently? 24 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:22,013 I have the receipt from lunch. 25 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:31,113 I'm sensing that he always takes you out for lunch. 26 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:33,729 That he never pays with a credit card. Always cash. 27 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,812 - That's right. - I'm also sensing that you 28 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:37,758 can only call him at the office or on his cell phone. 29 00:01:37,782 --> 00:01:40,467 - Never, ever at home? - That's dead on. 30 00:01:40,644 --> 00:01:42,600 You must get goosebumps being around him. 31 00:01:42,622 --> 00:01:45,043 - Oh, I get something. - Daphne, I have good news and bad news. 32 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:47,756 The good news is he's not seeing someone else. 33 00:01:47,906 --> 00:01:49,143 The bad news... 34 00:01:49,488 --> 00:01:51,587 - He's married. - What? 35 00:01:53,076 --> 00:01:54,182 Are you sure? 36 00:01:54,193 --> 00:01:57,050 Just tell him a friend told you he was married 37 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:58,840 and his face will tell you the rest. 38 00:01:59,566 --> 00:02:04,890 But... when the mourning period is over, this is my friend Gus's card. 39 00:02:04,935 --> 00:02:06,482 He's a good listener, and he's willing to change 40 00:02:06,515 --> 00:02:07,946 everything about himself for a girl. 41 00:02:07,978 --> 00:02:11,249 Shawn, I do not... no, no. You keep that. Please. 42 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:17,004 Shawn, we've reached a certain level of success. 43 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:19,921 If you wanna keep doing these "is my boyfriend cheating on me" cases, 44 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,421 you're gonna have to do them without me. 45 00:02:21,454 --> 00:02:23,466 Gus, you continue to underestimate me. 46 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,499 I'll have you know that right now, as we speak, 47 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:26,596 we're on our way to the office 48 00:02:26,629 --> 00:02:29,204 to meet with two gentlemen named Shockley and Goddard 49 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,439 - who have a very big case for us. - So what are we talkin'? 50 00:02:31,472 --> 00:02:33,008 Robbery? Missing persons? 51 00:02:33,042 --> 00:02:35,263 They want us to look into the serious matter of... 52 00:02:36,567 --> 00:02:38,789 Well, that actually wasn't in the e-mail. 53 00:02:38,811 --> 00:02:41,618 - So how do you know it was real? - They used all caps, Gus. 54 00:02:41,651 --> 00:02:44,495 - The meeting's at 2:00. We better hurry. - It's 2:18. 55 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:47,733 Well, somebody had to have the Belgian chocolate fondue. Didn't they? 56 00:02:47,766 --> 00:02:49,114 That was you, Shawn. 57 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,196 Well played, sir. 58 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:56,967 Just let me do the talking. I don't want you to scare them off 59 00:02:57,012 --> 00:02:59,277 with your non sequitur ridiculousness. 60 00:03:01,460 --> 00:03:04,344 Please tell me you're not Mr. Shockley and Mr. Goddard. 61 00:03:35,808 --> 00:03:39,182 Okay, before one of us goes all crazy and demands the other one apologize 62 00:03:39,216 --> 00:03:42,902 for taking a case from a couple grade schoolers, let's just hear them out. 63 00:03:45,545 --> 00:03:49,424 - What can we do for you, gentlemen? - One of our teachers is a murderer. 64 00:03:49,555 --> 00:03:53,378 - Okay, I'm sorry. Please, continue. - He's killed before. 65 00:03:53,389 --> 00:03:55,368 And in two days, he's gonna kill again. 66 00:03:55,404 --> 00:03:57,503 And the cops don't listen to us 'cause we're kids. 67 00:03:57,540 --> 00:04:01,462 Okay, well, since we're here, and we don't have another meeting for... 68 00:04:01,682 --> 00:04:05,286 A week, which one of your teachers is going to do this terrible thing? 69 00:04:05,319 --> 00:04:07,137 - We don't know. - Who's been murdered? 70 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:08,993 - We don't know. - Who's the next victim? 71 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:11,401 - We don't know. - Perfect. I have no more questions. 72 00:04:11,423 --> 00:04:13,947 - Shawn. - I got nothing. 73 00:04:14,731 --> 00:04:17,995 - Can we just start from the top? - Yes. That's a great idea. 74 00:04:18,017 --> 00:04:20,194 Well, Shock and I go to Meitner, and... 75 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:22,150 The Meitner school for gifted students? 76 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:26,638 - These kids are geniuses. - Technically, near genius. 77 00:04:26,951 --> 00:04:29,614 The school has some pretty cool stuff. So we broke in late at night. 78 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:30,707 Say no more. 79 00:04:31,222 --> 00:04:34,428 - Fight club. - No, to hack into a space probe 80 00:04:34,461 --> 00:04:36,814 and see if we could get it to blink a word in old morse code. 81 00:04:36,827 --> 00:04:37,777 Which word? 82 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:39,782 - Boobs. - Boobs. 83 00:04:40,025 --> 00:04:42,214 You went from all that trouble just to get some nasa techs 84 00:04:42,236 --> 00:04:44,291 - to scratch their heads? - Yeah. 85 00:04:44,509 --> 00:04:47,839 - Come on, Gus. That's kinda funny. - While reconfiguring the receiver, 86 00:04:47,850 --> 00:04:49,597 we accidentally tapped into a cell phone call 87 00:04:49,619 --> 00:04:51,922 being made from the Meitner campus. It was staticky. 88 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,854 But we heard a deep, gravelly voice talking to their cousin. 89 00:04:54,887 --> 00:04:57,541 - Someone named Muriel. - And you want us to figure out why 90 00:04:57,559 --> 00:04:59,415 someone would name their kid Muriel? 91 00:05:00,418 --> 00:05:01,866 The voice said something like, 92 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:04,165 "I'm not gonna be pushed into a corner again." 93 00:05:04,213 --> 00:05:06,047 are you sure it wasn't dirty dancing? 94 00:05:06,075 --> 00:05:10,330 And then we also heard verbatim "if I have to, I'll kill him. 95 00:05:10,387 --> 00:05:14,101 "It won't be my first time. By wednesday, he's a goner." 96 00:05:14,119 --> 00:05:16,694 A goner? It may have been James Cagney. 97 00:05:16,738 --> 00:05:18,473 Shawn, can I have a minute? 98 00:05:21,475 --> 00:05:23,033 We're taking this case. 99 00:05:23,077 --> 00:05:24,514 You want to take this case? 100 00:05:24,538 --> 00:05:28,131 It's a chance to go undercover in high school a la 21 Jump Street. 101 00:05:28,176 --> 00:05:29,502 Obviously, I'm Johnny Depp. 102 00:05:29,539 --> 00:05:31,683 Sadly, you can only pass for Holly Robinson. 103 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:32,892 Why can't I be Richard Grieco? 104 00:05:32,928 --> 00:05:34,874 Why would you want to be Richard Grieco? 105 00:05:34,910 --> 00:05:36,512 Isn't this the part where you say, 106 00:05:36,567 --> 00:05:41,006 "there ain't no case here, Shawn." just a couple kids crying wolf. 107 00:05:41,025 --> 00:05:43,568 I don't sound like Richard Roundtree, Shawn. 108 00:05:43,832 --> 00:05:46,145 - Why are you so eager? - Same as you. 109 00:05:46,164 --> 00:05:47,225 I was a king in high school. 110 00:05:47,248 --> 00:05:49,237 Just because you carried a scepter doesn't make you a king. 111 00:05:49,270 --> 00:05:52,048 - That's because I was In Macbeth. - Dude, you played banquo's kid. 112 00:05:52,067 --> 00:05:54,189 You guys, can you help us? 113 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,731 Is a lizard's skin dry and cracked? 114 00:06:03,285 --> 00:06:04,849 We believe that it is. 115 00:06:15,213 --> 00:06:16,616 Guess what today is. 116 00:06:16,671 --> 00:06:18,151 It's not one of those touchy-feely holidays 117 00:06:18,185 --> 00:06:20,207 invented by card companies to goad me into buying a present 118 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,512 for somebody I couldn't care less about, is it? 119 00:06:21,534 --> 00:06:24,387 - No, today's our anniversary. - Come again? 120 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,448 It's been one year to the day that I came to Santa Barbara 121 00:06:27,481 --> 00:06:28,720 and we got partnered up. 122 00:06:29,733 --> 00:06:31,988 - I didn't get you a present. - I don't want a present. 123 00:06:32,006 --> 00:06:32,934 That's what all women say. 124 00:06:32,956 --> 00:06:35,218 But believe me, deep down, you want a present. 125 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:37,695 My soon-to-be ex-wife always hated what I gave her. 126 00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:39,816 - What did you give her? - Cash, mostly. 127 00:06:40,948 --> 00:06:44,993 Anyway, this anniversary means that my one-year probation period is over. 128 00:06:45,008 --> 00:06:47,980 So what I want, that is, 129 00:06:48,010 --> 00:06:50,255 what would be good, what I'm trying to say is... 130 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:52,829 I think I'm entitled to be primary on a case. 131 00:06:54,967 --> 00:06:56,558 How late are the shops open tonight? 132 00:06:56,702 --> 00:06:59,200 Chief Vick says molding young officers is your duty. 133 00:06:59,233 --> 00:07:01,012 And she's already approved this. 134 00:07:01,468 --> 00:07:02,805 Now give me a case. 135 00:07:04,303 --> 00:07:05,342 Fine. 136 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:09,653 Let's see. 137 00:07:09,775 --> 00:07:11,012 Homicide. 138 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:14,000 That's a bit messy for your first time. Hi-tech burglary. 139 00:07:14,298 --> 00:07:17,868 You need a lot of forensics for that one. Bake sale slap fight. 140 00:07:17,901 --> 00:07:20,442 Seems easy, but believe me, I worked one once. 141 00:07:20,471 --> 00:07:22,891 - Had to call in S.W.A.T. - Oh, come on. 142 00:07:23,459 --> 00:07:24,732 All right. 143 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:28,444 Couple kids came in complaing about one of the teachers. 144 00:07:28,510 --> 00:07:31,550 Are you sure there's nothing of lower priority for me to handle? 145 00:07:31,571 --> 00:07:33,504 Lesson number one, O'Hara. 146 00:07:33,538 --> 00:07:37,040 There are no small cases, only small detectives. 147 00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:40,188 Let's roll. 148 00:07:44,482 --> 00:07:46,096 Ah, high school. 149 00:07:46,173 --> 00:07:49,190 You know, I've always wanted to prove that one of our teachers was a monster. 150 00:07:49,223 --> 00:07:51,422 You remember our freshman music teacher, Mrs. Jorgenstorm? 151 00:07:51,453 --> 00:07:53,046 - She was a nightbreed. - She was not. 152 00:07:53,079 --> 00:07:54,678 - She used to date Craig Sheffer. - She did not. 153 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:56,468 She wore a ton of make-up and lived in a cemetery. 154 00:07:56,486 --> 00:07:58,464 - Next to a cemetery. - So she claimed. 155 00:07:58,497 --> 00:08:02,015 If I remember correctly, you were always too afraid to follow her home. 156 00:08:02,044 --> 00:08:03,847 - So any leads yet? - Hold it there, Doogie. 157 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:06,365 First things first. Where do I get a juice box? 158 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,385 - And does it come in grape-a-licious? - Shouldn't you be doing psychic stuff? 159 00:08:09,430 --> 00:08:12,800 Someone could be killed in the next 48 hours. Possibly one of us. 160 00:08:13,372 --> 00:08:15,759 If you're so smart, why don't you solve the thing? 161 00:08:15,783 --> 00:08:17,453 Midterms? Duh. 162 00:08:17,795 --> 00:08:20,602 I need to maintain my G.P.A. to keep my scholarship stipend. 163 00:08:20,647 --> 00:08:22,913 All right, all right, all right. Clearly, we have to get inside. 164 00:08:22,924 --> 00:08:25,477 What's our cover gonna be? Wait, I've got it. 165 00:08:25,629 --> 00:08:27,795 You're the preppy jerk who's dating the girl I'm in love with. 166 00:08:27,828 --> 00:08:30,549 I'm the lonely cafeteria guy who mows lawns and has a heart of gold. 167 00:08:30,550 --> 00:08:32,218 Let it go, Shawn. You can't pass for a teenager. 168 00:08:32,247 --> 00:08:35,095 Yeah, he's right. You got rhytids around the eyes. 169 00:08:35,126 --> 00:08:36,960 - What did he just say to me? - Crow's feet. 170 00:08:36,999 --> 00:08:39,570 Do you squint or make funny faces a lot? 171 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:41,957 You guys are all nuts. 172 00:08:41,991 --> 00:08:44,764 If I grew my hair out, raised my voice an octave, I could... 173 00:08:44,808 --> 00:08:46,648 Stop, Shawn. I've already worked it out. 174 00:08:46,670 --> 00:08:50,973 We're documentarians working on a new film called "Teeniuses in the mix". 175 00:08:51,009 --> 00:08:52,633 - Teeniuses? - Yes. 176 00:08:52,676 --> 00:08:54,035 Really, dude? 177 00:08:54,069 --> 00:08:56,534 You've got Teeniuses right on the tip of your tongue? 178 00:08:56,567 --> 00:08:59,097 - In the mix. - We already got your cover story. 179 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:03,212 Personally, I'm not sure that I see the merits of a class 180 00:09:03,256 --> 00:09:06,460 in paranormal studies, but we do let the students 181 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:09,297 choose one guest instructor a semester. 182 00:09:09,473 --> 00:09:12,757 C. Everett Koop was crushed that he didn't get it. 183 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,584 What is this? Like a study hall? 184 00:09:16,618 --> 00:09:18,531 Oh, no. Recess. 185 00:09:22,093 --> 00:09:24,447 Does it Smell Like Teen Spirit in here? 186 00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:40,402 So tell me, Headmaster, can a former applicant request his or her file? 187 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,326 Oh, no. Why? 188 00:09:42,359 --> 00:09:46,226 Oh, for the general public's general welfare. You know, generally. 189 00:09:48,095 --> 00:09:50,659 Debbie will give you the forms you'll need to sign. 190 00:09:53,966 --> 00:09:56,663 - An application, Gus? - Just curious. 191 00:09:56,707 --> 00:09:58,917 You applied to this school back in the day. Didn't you? 192 00:09:58,939 --> 00:10:01,282 - And you didn't tell me about it. - Who can remember that far back? 193 00:10:01,315 --> 00:10:04,697 W-whoa, is that why you cried for a month when we were ten? 194 00:10:04,719 --> 00:10:07,581 Because they rejected you? Get down. 195 00:10:13,505 --> 00:10:15,392 Excuse me. O'Hara. 196 00:10:16,963 --> 00:10:18,942 Lesson number two. Cops don't wait in line. 197 00:10:18,975 --> 00:10:21,893 They go straight to the front. Even at Starbucks. 198 00:10:21,938 --> 00:10:26,026 Hi, SPBD. Can I please get the class schedules for these students? Thank you. 199 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:26,928 Lesson number three. 200 00:10:26,951 --> 00:10:28,641 Don't say "please", don't say "thank you," 201 00:10:28,663 --> 00:10:31,161 and definitely don't say "hi." Spirit Squad auditions 202 00:10:31,196 --> 00:10:34,767 were over ten years ago. You're an authority figure. Act like it. 203 00:10:34,823 --> 00:10:36,386 Ever heard "you catch more flies with honey"? 204 00:10:36,406 --> 00:10:37,400 Lesson number four. 205 00:10:37,445 --> 00:10:40,533 Don't quote cornpone country bumpkin sayings to your commanding officer. 206 00:10:40,566 --> 00:10:43,069 - How many lessons are there? - 638. 207 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,693 Welcome to the Meitner school for gifted children. 208 00:10:45,726 --> 00:10:50,212 - How may we... It's a miracle. - Thank God, you're all right. 209 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:54,426 We heard a cop named Lassie died. Jules, tell me you got the flowers. 210 00:10:54,459 --> 00:10:56,714 Lassie three was a retired police dog. 211 00:10:59,287 --> 00:11:01,596 From the obit, it's amazing what you two had in common. 212 00:11:01,636 --> 00:11:05,309 - Strong, dedicated, loyal. - Bouts with ringworm. Expressive eyes. 213 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,342 Goes like this after he poops. 214 00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:12,135 Seriously, are you guys working my case? 215 00:11:12,185 --> 00:11:15,221 Case? What case? No, no, no, no. 216 00:11:15,254 --> 00:11:17,276 They've been after me for a while to teach a class. 217 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,469 What do we say? 218 00:11:20,993 --> 00:11:22,938 Oh! Right. 219 00:11:23,246 --> 00:11:26,572 Stay out of our way and don't get involved, Spencer. 220 00:11:28,315 --> 00:11:31,062 This place is overwhelming. Where do we even start? 221 00:11:31,095 --> 00:11:33,902 Easy. Who were the eyes and ears of Dufman elementary? 222 00:11:33,946 --> 00:11:36,764 Mr. Graves, the custodian. We had a special bond. 223 00:11:40,005 --> 00:11:42,436 Custodians have access to the building at night. 224 00:11:42,464 --> 00:11:43,934 He could be our bad guy. 225 00:11:44,697 --> 00:11:50,058 If he has a deep and gravelly voice, he's el suspecto primero. 226 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:55,713 How you doing? 227 00:11:56,428 --> 00:11:58,617 I'm mopping up vomit. How do you think I'm doing? 228 00:11:58,647 --> 00:12:01,420 By the way, those mats in front of the doors are to rub your shoes on. 229 00:12:01,453 --> 00:12:02,956 Thanks for the extra work. 230 00:12:04,816 --> 00:12:07,978 Sorry about that. Uh, I'm Shawn Spencer, psychic lecturer. 231 00:12:08,011 --> 00:12:10,596 And I sense that something is amiss in your universe. 232 00:12:10,626 --> 00:12:13,499 - Yeah, my lumbago's flaring up. - Nope, not that. 233 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,390 Something a little more out of the ordinary... 234 00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:16,777 Something... anything? 235 00:12:16,799 --> 00:12:19,009 Can't you just tell me what you're looking for? 236 00:12:19,026 --> 00:12:20,860 Did something happen here on Friday night? 237 00:12:24,428 --> 00:12:28,516 - Nope. Nothing springs to mind. - I can sense you're lying. 238 00:12:28,549 --> 00:12:30,903 The spirits tell me that your little pants are on fire. 239 00:12:32,996 --> 00:12:38,170 Fine. I found this weird gold pin when I had to work late Friday night. 240 00:12:38,203 --> 00:12:41,717 When I mopped this area, no pin. But when I circled back to wax, there it was. 241 00:12:41,737 --> 00:12:43,450 So you're saying it got here in the middle of the night? 242 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,407 Who do I look like? Jake and the fatman? 243 00:12:45,425 --> 00:12:49,248 All I know is that after two weeks in the lost and found, it's mine. Legit. 244 00:12:50,389 --> 00:12:53,141 Where is this lost and found? 245 00:12:54,896 --> 00:12:57,780 Who loses a microscope and doesn't come looking for it? 246 00:12:58,572 --> 00:13:00,818 Ear infection medicines. Inhalers. 247 00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:05,498 What appears to be 168 pairs of hideous eyeglasses. 248 00:13:11,569 --> 00:13:15,570 S.X.Y. Apparently, our perp is so sexy, he felt the need. 249 00:13:15,592 --> 00:13:18,421 to die cast it onto steel and wear it on his lapel. 250 00:13:18,441 --> 00:13:19,767 That's not an s. 251 00:13:19,791 --> 00:13:23,185 That's the integral sign in calculus for the area under the curve xy. 252 00:13:23,218 --> 00:13:26,091 Whoever was skulking around here after hours must be a math teacher. 253 00:13:26,108 --> 00:13:28,185 How many math teachers work here? Four or five tops? 254 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,113 18. 255 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:32,090 It's all right. I have a plan. 256 00:13:32,422 --> 00:13:35,041 It's a scary one. We'll have to rely on all our animal instincts. 257 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:38,888 We... are going to the teachers' lounge. 258 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:46,576 Try to blend in. Act natural. 259 00:13:47,849 --> 00:13:49,749 How 'bout these kids today, huh? 260 00:13:49,782 --> 00:13:53,284 Oh, my god, look at this selection of donuts. 261 00:13:53,672 --> 00:13:55,142 This is pathetic. 262 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:58,467 Who left a tenth? I wanna know how that makes sense. 263 00:13:58,511 --> 00:14:01,263 - You... - Shawn, focus. Math teacher. 264 00:14:02,764 --> 00:14:05,627 - There's no math teachers here. - How do you know? 265 00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:11,803 That guy's been wearing goggles. He's clearly a chem lab teacher. 266 00:14:14,269 --> 00:14:15,513 Violin hickey. 267 00:14:15,546 --> 00:14:16,895 Music teacher. 268 00:14:17,558 --> 00:14:20,034 However, a gym teacher could be more our speed. 269 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:30,602 Hey, buddy. Uh, we're new here. 270 00:14:30,626 --> 00:14:33,649 And we were told to see a math teacher specializing in calculus. 271 00:14:33,693 --> 00:14:36,312 Professor Hahn handles all remedial math. 272 00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:37,643 That qualifies as remedial. 273 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:40,661 What's calculus? The one with the blocks and the shapes? 274 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:43,505 - Do you know where we can find him? - You can catch him at the end of the day. 275 00:14:43,523 --> 00:14:46,175 - He's in my carpool. - Sweet! Gus, this school has a carpool. 276 00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:48,109 - Answer to our prayers. - Why? 277 00:14:48,143 --> 00:14:50,518 Gus managed to get his car impounded. He parked on a statue. 278 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:52,054 - I'm contesting the ticket. - Here's the thing. 279 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,118 We had to take the bus to school today. 280 00:14:54,135 --> 00:14:57,719 I accidentally gave myself a wedgy. Gus had to sit next to the girl who peed. 281 00:14:57,727 --> 00:14:59,619 Why are you telling me all of this? 282 00:15:00,355 --> 00:15:03,495 I thought it seemed obvious. Can we get a lift home? 283 00:15:06,598 --> 00:15:11,547 So must be fun being a gym teacher. You get to play sports all day. 284 00:15:11,591 --> 00:15:14,121 I teach gym at a school full of prodigy nerds. 285 00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:16,574 I start off my day by getting 300 notes 286 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:19,826 excusing kids from gym class because of rickets or IBS. 287 00:15:19,845 --> 00:15:22,000 I tossed a ball at a student once. 288 00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:25,890 He wet his pants. And his parents filed a civil suit against me. 289 00:15:26,655 --> 00:15:29,605 Professor Hahn. Hahn. 290 00:15:30,036 --> 00:15:31,340 Math teacher, right? 291 00:15:31,373 --> 00:15:34,988 Yes. Are you the new psychic lecturer? 292 00:15:37,008 --> 00:15:41,662 That I am. I'm getting a feeling about you. Are you a right said Fred fan? 293 00:15:41,718 --> 00:15:44,173 - Are you too sexy for your shirt? - Excuse me. 294 00:15:44,184 --> 00:15:46,625 I'm sensing you're so sexy it hurts. 295 00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:51,611 Oh. How'd you find that? 296 00:15:53,173 --> 00:15:55,913 Hey, moron. Right up here. 297 00:15:55,948 --> 00:15:57,231 I'm sensing Riley may have forgotten 298 00:15:57,253 --> 00:15:59,419 because you didn't use the carpool last Friday. 299 00:15:59,457 --> 00:16:03,835 Wow, that's right. I stayed late. Okay, right here. Stop right here. 300 00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:11,036 Deep voice. Missed the carpool on Friday. 301 00:16:11,069 --> 00:16:13,136 Sounds like our guy. Now we've just gotta figure out 302 00:16:13,147 --> 00:16:14,967 why and how he's gonna kill somebody. 303 00:16:16,823 --> 00:16:20,117 And one more thing. If you are late picking me up in the morning, 304 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,892 I will tear your head off. 305 00:16:23,838 --> 00:16:25,595 Maybe just the how. 306 00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:30,238 Are you prepared for your psychic seminar? 307 00:16:30,259 --> 00:16:31,762 Gus, please. 308 00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:36,043 Any leads? I'm adapting this into a Nancy Drew fanfic. 309 00:16:36,098 --> 00:16:38,429 I believe whoever's involved is in the vicinity. 310 00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:41,300 We made notes for you. Bullet points you might wanna try to hit. 311 00:16:41,325 --> 00:16:43,312 - Don't show any fear. - Don't split any infinitives. 312 00:16:43,322 --> 00:16:45,322 - Don't dangle your participles. - At least not in public. 313 00:16:45,355 --> 00:16:48,350 Look, if I understood what you guys were saying, 314 00:16:48,438 --> 00:16:52,417 I'd still be a virgin. Now, run along. Go to class. 315 00:16:54,236 --> 00:16:55,241 Really? 316 00:17:06,355 --> 00:17:07,803 Hahn is here. 317 00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:11,946 The seminar's open to both students and teachers, Gus. 318 00:17:12,028 --> 00:17:14,571 I personally extended Hahn an invitation so I can grill him 319 00:17:14,593 --> 00:17:16,637 in front of a live studio audience. 320 00:17:16,681 --> 00:17:19,211 If he's killed before, I'll get him to confess. 321 00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:22,181 How're you gonna interrogate someone and teach a class at the same time? 322 00:17:22,969 --> 00:17:25,300 First the carrot, then the stick. 323 00:17:26,298 --> 00:17:27,546 You don't even know what that means, do you? 324 00:17:27,565 --> 00:17:28,748 Leave me alone. 325 00:17:30,195 --> 00:17:32,173 Phsysics. 326 00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:34,206 The physics of psychics. 327 00:17:34,234 --> 00:17:35,913 I'm professor Shawn Spencer. 328 00:17:35,947 --> 00:17:40,080 I will be your psychic ferryman over the river Styx. 329 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,330 That's Gus. My ferry. 330 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,689 - Hello. - Each one of us is born with a kernel 331 00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:49,336 of what I like to dub paranormalevolance. 332 00:17:49,878 --> 00:17:52,629 I, however, was born with an extra normal amount. 333 00:17:52,651 --> 00:17:55,668 Two cops to be exact. Allow me to demonstrate. 334 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,280 Congratulations on getting your braces removed. 335 00:18:04,062 --> 00:18:06,980 That doesn't mean you're psychic. Maybe you're just hyper-observant. 336 00:18:11,601 --> 00:18:13,579 You wear that white sweatshirt everyday. 337 00:18:13,612 --> 00:18:15,690 Shall I tell the class why? 338 00:18:17,298 --> 00:18:18,436 You. 339 00:18:20,661 --> 00:18:21,877 You, young man. 340 00:18:21,921 --> 00:18:24,839 A little aloe will do wonders for that combination skin. 341 00:18:28,029 --> 00:18:30,362 And perhaps you should use more care while shaving. 342 00:18:30,384 --> 00:18:33,577 Or, just wait until you can grow facial hair altogether. 343 00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:37,109 You could've just smelled my aftershave on the way in. 344 00:18:37,598 --> 00:18:40,062 How 'bout a real test? I'll write the answer on the board. 345 00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:43,543 And I'll tell you the question. Have at it, young Trebek. 346 00:18:43,813 --> 00:18:46,388 - Trebek, I said. - This is jeopardy! 347 00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:49,642 - Potent potables. - Questions that start with p. 348 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:53,012 The smartass who thinks he's gonna make me look silly. 349 00:18:53,045 --> 00:18:54,743 Who is this guy? 350 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,633 Your negativity is really impeding my psychic ability. 351 00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:13,002 - Or you're just a big fraud. - Go to the principal's office. 352 00:19:13,036 --> 00:19:14,406 - Wait a sec. - Get out of here, go. 353 00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:17,412 Go. Go, get out of here. Get out of here. 354 00:19:21,916 --> 00:19:23,280 None of you should be friends with him. 355 00:19:23,302 --> 00:19:24,927 Psst. Hahn. 356 00:19:25,224 --> 00:19:27,136 Professor Hahn. 357 00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:29,202 I'm getting something from you. 358 00:19:29,224 --> 00:19:31,932 A kind of darkness. Yes. 359 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,432 I see you clearly. 360 00:19:33,936 --> 00:19:35,372 With a target. 361 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,912 I shop at Target. 362 00:19:39,796 --> 00:19:41,542 Sure, but, but, I... 363 00:19:41,575 --> 00:19:44,735 I see you on a cell phone with your cousin. 364 00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:47,716 Plotting, planning. Something secret. 365 00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:50,732 Yes. 366 00:19:51,395 --> 00:19:55,065 Yes, I've been planning a... 367 00:19:56,647 --> 00:20:01,123 Surprise party for my sister-in-law. She's impossible to surprise. 368 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,674 That's amazing. 369 00:20:09,025 --> 00:20:11,153 Yeah, well, if she's gonna have puppies, she's gonna have puppies. 370 00:20:11,181 --> 00:20:14,571 There's nothing we can do about it. Look, if you had her fixed like I... 371 00:20:16,988 --> 00:20:19,773 - Do you need something? - Yes, actually. 372 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,062 - Well? - Well, what? 373 00:20:21,084 --> 00:20:21,979 Well, order me off the phone. 374 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,460 You need me to work, and I'm wasting time. 375 00:20:24,519 --> 00:20:25,935 That's a nice touch. 376 00:20:26,455 --> 00:20:27,882 I've been reviewing the statement we took 377 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,869 from the kids on campus. They said whoever this teacher is, 378 00:20:30,902 --> 00:20:33,389 he's already killed once, and he's going to kill again. 379 00:20:33,390 --> 00:20:34,225 - Right. - Right. 380 00:20:34,226 --> 00:20:38,173 It strikes me that it's difficult to solve a crime that hasn't happened yet, so... 381 00:20:38,174 --> 00:20:40,538 why don't we focus our attention on the murder that already has? 382 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:41,840 - Makes sense. - Great. 383 00:20:42,348 --> 00:20:45,137 These are the case files for every unsolved homicide 384 00:20:45,138 --> 00:20:47,449 in the Santa Barbara area over the last five years. 385 00:20:47,732 --> 00:20:49,120 Lot of paper cuts there. 386 00:20:49,522 --> 00:20:51,129 - Have fun. - No... 387 00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:53,236 I need you to review these 388 00:20:53,237 --> 00:20:56,265 and tell me if there are any connections with the Meitner faculty. 389 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,697 Yeah... I'm not gonna do that. 390 00:20:58,777 --> 00:21:01,453 You delegate this background stuff all the time. 391 00:21:01,454 --> 00:21:04,610 To me, usually. Almost always when I have dinner plans. 392 00:21:04,844 --> 00:21:06,118 Now... 393 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:09,133 Go through these with a fine-tooth comb and tell me what you find. 394 00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:12,282 - If it's not too much trouble. - O'Hara, you are drunk with power. 395 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:13,923 I know! Isn't it great? 396 00:21:22,098 --> 00:21:25,657 And that amazing demonstration is phsysics at work. 397 00:21:25,658 --> 00:21:29,158 It's like thinking of a song, and then, bam! It's the next tune on the radio. 398 00:21:29,159 --> 00:21:32,525 Or... Or that moment when you know it's right to kiss a girl. 399 00:21:32,526 --> 00:21:34,770 That's when you use the power. 400 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,637 Professor Hahn. 401 00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:40,029 - I'm still sensing something from... - Um, professor? 402 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:41,479 Call me sensel. 403 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:43,942 - How can we harness... - Uh, uh, uh. Sensei. 404 00:21:45,727 --> 00:21:46,916 - Sensel. - Yes. 405 00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:50,214 How can we harness this power to help us um... 406 00:21:50,215 --> 00:21:51,445 Kiss girls? 407 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,040 I'll take it from here, Shawn. 408 00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:55,256 Oh, I don't know, Gus. 409 00:21:55,257 --> 00:21:57,959 Now may not be the time to impede their psycho-sexual development. 410 00:21:57,988 --> 00:22:00,535 Well, maybe you've forgotten that I was the one who took 411 00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:02,332 the hottest girl in school to the prom. 412 00:22:02,377 --> 00:22:04,784 That's because I told her you were dying. 413 00:22:04,785 --> 00:22:07,091 Otherwise, I would have had to pay for the limo myself. 414 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:08,507 Let me take this, please. 415 00:22:10,673 --> 00:22:12,641 Gus, my ferry. 416 00:22:12,933 --> 00:22:14,949 Thank you, Shawn. 417 00:22:16,714 --> 00:22:21,201 Now, kissing someone for the first time can be tricky business. 418 00:22:21,202 --> 00:22:23,653 I like to employ the Kadeem Hardison method. 419 00:22:23,654 --> 00:22:25,012 When you're on a date... 420 00:22:25,139 --> 00:22:28,267 Uh, uh, I can sense a question forming in all of your minds. 421 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,470 If it's "who is Kadeem Hardison?", 422 00:22:30,471 --> 00:22:33,412 or "how do we ask someone on a date?" put 'em down. 423 00:22:36,946 --> 00:22:39,024 Listen, it's not your fault. 424 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:42,023 Just look at this class. You're all a bunch of dudes. 425 00:22:42,354 --> 00:22:44,421 Um, we're girls. 426 00:22:46,130 --> 00:22:47,304 That's awkward. 427 00:22:49,699 --> 00:22:52,361 I'll cover all the dating stuff in my next seminar. 428 00:22:52,362 --> 00:22:55,879 "Puberty : Monster or misunderstood friend?" 429 00:22:56,455 --> 00:22:59,475 That kid I sent to the office had some weird zit cream on. 430 00:23:00,029 --> 00:23:01,409 Professor Enrico. 431 00:23:05,706 --> 00:23:07,448 Guster. Burton Guster. 432 00:23:07,741 --> 00:23:09,128 You interviewed me for admission? 433 00:23:09,129 --> 00:23:11,724 - Math prodigy. - I interview people all the time. 434 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:12,925 Was this recently? 435 00:23:12,982 --> 00:23:14,058 Semi-recent. 436 00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:15,735 20 years ago. 437 00:23:16,044 --> 00:23:18,265 But I tap-danced in trochaic tetrameter. 438 00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:20,971 - Made you wanna cry. - That rings a bell. 439 00:23:21,297 --> 00:23:24,156 So... Visiting the old alma mater? 440 00:23:24,565 --> 00:23:27,381 - No, I went to public school. - Really? 441 00:23:27,382 --> 00:23:29,788 Could've sworn I recommended admission. 442 00:23:29,789 --> 00:23:33,531 Either way, I assume a person with your skills ended up at JPL 443 00:23:33,532 --> 00:23:35,582 or some kind of think tank? 444 00:23:36,362 --> 00:23:39,476 Actually, I ended up in pharmaceuticals. 445 00:23:40,372 --> 00:23:42,551 You know... Curing stuff. 446 00:23:45,047 --> 00:23:46,589 Well, keep up the good work. 447 00:23:47,279 --> 00:23:48,298 Thank you. 448 00:23:49,339 --> 00:23:52,340 Dude. You didn't even mention Magic head. 449 00:23:52,995 --> 00:23:54,608 Guys, we're freaking out. 450 00:23:54,665 --> 00:23:56,590 We're pretty sure professor Hahn is our guy. 451 00:23:56,639 --> 00:23:59,186 - So turn him in to the cops. - Not without proof. 452 00:23:59,536 --> 00:24:01,631 - Know anything about him? - The only time we see him 453 00:24:01,632 --> 00:24:04,256 is when he gets his espresso in the morning before homeroom. 454 00:24:04,285 --> 00:24:06,570 - There's an espresso bar here on campus? - Wait! 455 00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:09,034 Wasn't Hahn involved in that thing? You remember that thing? 456 00:24:09,105 --> 00:24:11,082 - The thing with the other thing? - No, no. Just the first thing 457 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,569 from five years ago. When the student attacked the professor? 458 00:24:13,597 --> 00:24:15,126 Oh, yeah, that could've been Hahn. 459 00:24:15,845 --> 00:24:18,892 Some student attacked Hahn and he made sure the Headmaster expelled him. 460 00:24:18,948 --> 00:24:20,392 Who's the student that attacked him? 461 00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:24,487 According to the school computers, 462 00:24:24,488 --> 00:24:28,095 the only kid to be expelled in the last ten years was a Lester Baekeland. 463 00:24:34,372 --> 00:24:35,377 What are you doing? 464 00:24:36,179 --> 00:24:37,750 Getting the plague, apparently. 465 00:24:38,925 --> 00:24:39,930 God. 466 00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:44,840 Babcock, Babette, Battra something... 467 00:24:44,841 --> 00:24:45,851 Baekeland. 468 00:24:46,489 --> 00:24:47,635 God. 469 00:24:48,937 --> 00:24:50,677 I can see why you wanted to go here, Gus. 470 00:24:50,678 --> 00:24:52,998 They keep meticulous records of everything just like you. 471 00:24:53,523 --> 00:24:54,713 Expelled for cheating. 472 00:24:54,714 --> 00:24:56,538 Dude, there's a transcript of his hearing. 473 00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:58,260 - What does it say? - The kid claimed 474 00:24:58,261 --> 00:25:00,727 Hahn busted him for cheating... 475 00:25:00,728 --> 00:25:04,982 Then tried to extort his scholarship money from him to stay quiet. 476 00:25:04,983 --> 00:25:06,780 Hahn denies it. 477 00:25:07,809 --> 00:25:10,940 Headmaster, of course, sides with the teacher. The kid gets expelled. 478 00:25:14,148 --> 00:25:16,242 That means Hahn is a blackmailer. 479 00:25:17,078 --> 00:25:19,370 Maybe he threatened the wrong person this time. 480 00:25:23,219 --> 00:25:24,224 Gus? 481 00:25:25,937 --> 00:25:26,942 Gus. 482 00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:28,922 I got in. 483 00:25:29,587 --> 00:25:33,471 I applied, and I got in. That means a lot, buddy. 484 00:25:33,472 --> 00:25:35,417 You'd rather stay with your best friend than... 485 00:25:35,418 --> 00:25:37,501 - You know, have a future. - No, Shawn. 486 00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:39,969 It says, "parents of applicant refused admission." 487 00:25:39,970 --> 00:25:42,559 if I'd known I'd gotten in, I would've been ghost. 488 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,069 This place has a direct line to the ivy league. 489 00:25:45,070 --> 00:25:47,872 - Why would my parents turn it down? - I don't know... 490 00:25:47,873 --> 00:25:50,858 - Maybe it was just too expensive. - I could've gotten financial aid, Shawn. 491 00:25:50,859 --> 00:25:53,017 Half the kids here are on scholarships with stipends. 492 00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:55,919 Can we not obsess about this right now? We do have a murder to prevent. 493 00:25:55,946 --> 00:25:57,418 I'm not obsessing, Shawn. 494 00:25:57,419 --> 00:26:00,390 I just found out that the course of my life may have been changed by my parents. 495 00:26:00,391 --> 00:26:02,831 - You've seen sliding doors. - I most certainly have not. 496 00:26:02,866 --> 00:26:05,506 - Yes, you did. - Dude, I have not seen sliding doors. 497 00:26:05,527 --> 00:26:07,947 It was me, you, and Missy Isaacs. What are you talking about? 498 00:26:07,975 --> 00:26:11,565 I'm talking about a Gwyneth Paltrow vehicle that I know I never saw. 499 00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:14,667 Please. I know you're home. 500 00:26:14,668 --> 00:26:16,974 This is my fifth message. Call me back. 501 00:26:18,273 --> 00:26:20,707 They're just screening my calls until I've let this go. 502 00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:21,889 But it's not gonna happen. 503 00:26:21,935 --> 00:26:23,560 Gus, let's face it. 504 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:26,963 Your parents thought splitting us up at a young age was a mistake. 505 00:26:26,964 --> 00:26:28,329 And I can't say I blame them. 506 00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:31,175 For a while, I was your only friend that wasn't imaginary 507 00:26:31,176 --> 00:26:32,707 or an action figure of some kind. 508 00:26:32,749 --> 00:26:35,720 Shawn, if anything, my parents wanted me to stay in public school 509 00:26:35,721 --> 00:26:37,918 so that I would stand out compared to people like you. 510 00:26:37,961 --> 00:26:41,132 - Yeah. No holes in that theory. - I don't know which is worse. 511 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,654 My parents dodging my calls, 512 00:26:42,655 --> 00:26:45,599 or you volunteering me to pick up a murderer first thing in the morning. 513 00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:48,461 Dude, it is your turn to drive the carpool. 514 00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:49,584 What's our plan? 515 00:26:49,585 --> 00:26:50,958 Today is murder day. 516 00:26:51,548 --> 00:26:54,322 Speaking of murder day, is that really what you're wearing? 517 00:26:55,217 --> 00:26:58,805 Shawn, in about two minutes, we're gonna be in a confined space with a killer. 518 00:26:58,806 --> 00:27:00,433 Please tell me you have a good reason. 519 00:27:00,476 --> 00:27:02,089 Of course I have a good reason, Gus. 520 00:27:02,146 --> 00:27:04,354 This time, it'll be just you, me, and him, 521 00:27:04,355 --> 00:27:07,340 and I will totally break him down. 522 00:27:08,662 --> 00:27:10,120 That's Hahn's house. 523 00:27:18,426 --> 00:27:19,432 Or... 524 00:27:20,323 --> 00:27:22,106 Maybe it'll just be you and me. 525 00:27:31,721 --> 00:27:34,283 Well, according to our arson investigator, 526 00:27:34,284 --> 00:27:36,010 here is our murderer. 527 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,996 Apparently, there was a slight gas leak in the stove. 528 00:27:38,997 --> 00:27:40,752 Overnight, the room fills with natural gas, 529 00:27:40,753 --> 00:27:43,967 the coffee pot clicks on in the morning, there's a spark, and ka-boom. 530 00:27:44,008 --> 00:27:47,079 No, I'm sensing it was definitely more of a ka-blam. 531 00:27:51,135 --> 00:27:53,611 - So you're saying this was an accident? - Arson investigator says 532 00:27:53,612 --> 00:27:55,295 there's no sign of foul play. 533 00:27:55,958 --> 00:27:58,053 The only time we see him is when he gets his espresso 534 00:27:58,054 --> 00:27:59,355 in the morning before homeroom. 535 00:27:59,843 --> 00:28:01,131 Wait, I'm having a vision. 536 00:28:01,966 --> 00:28:04,911 Hahn preferred Italian coffee. Espresso. 537 00:28:05,095 --> 00:28:06,723 Why would he be brewing coffee here 538 00:28:06,724 --> 00:28:08,790 if he was gonna get his fix in the morning at school? 539 00:28:08,974 --> 00:28:11,408 I'm sensing our killer brought the coffee machine here 540 00:28:11,409 --> 00:28:14,024 and used it as a detonator after creating the gas leak. 541 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:15,338 What killer, Spencer? 542 00:28:15,339 --> 00:28:17,743 - Our expert says it's an accident. - I say murder. 543 00:28:17,744 --> 00:28:19,811 It's what drew me to this wretched place. 544 00:28:19,812 --> 00:28:21,581 Talk to the girl who makes the espresso. 545 00:28:21,582 --> 00:28:25,663 I usually don't do this, but I have a strong sense she'll back this up. 546 00:28:25,664 --> 00:28:28,352 Hahn had a cup first thing every morning. 547 00:28:28,353 --> 00:28:30,751 What do you call those coffee people? They're not... 548 00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:33,349 - Cashiers. They're not waitresses. - Barista. 549 00:28:33,915 --> 00:28:37,043 Gus, if you don't know the answer, don't make up words. 550 00:28:47,356 --> 00:28:49,776 Dude, Hahn was broke. 551 00:28:49,777 --> 00:28:51,503 No wonder he's a blackmailer. 552 00:28:51,504 --> 00:28:55,013 The due date for the payment is the same as murder day. Coincidence? 553 00:28:55,075 --> 00:28:56,208 I think not. 554 00:28:59,418 --> 00:29:00,803 It was staticky. 555 00:29:00,804 --> 00:29:03,599 But we heard a deep, gravelly voice talking to their cousin. 556 00:29:03,981 --> 00:29:05,510 Someone named Muriel. 557 00:29:10,109 --> 00:29:12,628 We are so on this case now. 558 00:29:15,648 --> 00:29:17,134 It's your call, O'Hara. 559 00:29:17,233 --> 00:29:18,733 Either it's an accident and we're done, 560 00:29:18,734 --> 00:29:21,138 or it's a homicide, and there's a killer on the loose. 561 00:29:21,284 --> 00:29:23,379 I don't buy this accident angle for a second. 562 00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:25,502 Those kids practically said this would happen. 563 00:29:25,954 --> 00:29:27,879 Let's bring them back in for questioning. 564 00:29:31,047 --> 00:29:35,278 If you confess now, name your accomplices, 565 00:29:35,279 --> 00:29:38,481 I will let the D.A. know that you cooperated and maybe, 566 00:29:38,482 --> 00:29:42,627 just maybe, no guarantees. Just maybe... 567 00:29:42,628 --> 00:29:44,146 They'll cut you a break. 568 00:29:51,352 --> 00:29:52,356 It's terrible. 569 00:29:52,552 --> 00:29:54,930 - What? - Am I scared? 570 00:29:54,931 --> 00:29:57,822 Am I quaking? No, that was what I call : 571 00:29:57,823 --> 00:30:00,440 "lower case mad." You need to be : 572 00:30:00,441 --> 00:30:02,198 "upper case mad." 573 00:30:03,645 --> 00:30:06,617 Those strange kids are in interrogation B. 574 00:30:09,534 --> 00:30:11,416 Listen, O'Hara. 575 00:30:11,773 --> 00:30:14,335 Given your slightly, pedestrian performance 576 00:30:14,336 --> 00:30:17,308 and the fact that this has now jumped to a straight-up homicide 577 00:30:17,309 --> 00:30:20,238 - maybe I should take over as lead. - But, why? It's my case. 578 00:30:20,239 --> 00:30:23,189 Which was fine when it was just kids telling tales, but 579 00:30:23,190 --> 00:30:26,355 there are certain nuances involved in a murder investigation which 580 00:30:26,356 --> 00:30:29,248 - require a more experienced touch. - Nuances? 581 00:30:29,249 --> 00:30:31,327 The chief says I'll learn by being primary. 582 00:30:31,356 --> 00:30:33,450 - Yeah, but... - But what? 583 00:30:33,507 --> 00:30:34,908 There was an explosion. 584 00:30:34,909 --> 00:30:36,950 I've never had a case with an explosion before. 585 00:30:36,951 --> 00:30:39,060 I've had assault and burglary cases. 586 00:30:39,061 --> 00:30:42,386 Once I even had a murder by thermometer. But I never had an explosion. 587 00:30:42,387 --> 00:30:45,306 Come on, haven't you ever pictured yourself trying to out run a fireball 588 00:30:45,307 --> 00:30:46,439 down a dark tunnel? 589 00:30:46,729 --> 00:30:47,733 No. 590 00:30:52,873 --> 00:30:56,015 Obviously, due to recent events, we are taking a closer look 591 00:30:56,016 --> 00:31:00,013 at everything surrounding the school, including the statement you gave to us. 592 00:31:00,050 --> 00:31:02,782 You mean when we predicted someone was going to die today? 593 00:31:02,783 --> 00:31:03,787 And they did? 594 00:31:03,834 --> 00:31:06,839 - Well, that. And... - Watch your mouth, kid. 595 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,203 Okay, you're not fooling anybody. We know what's going on here. 596 00:31:09,245 --> 00:31:12,289 What he means is... 597 00:31:12,290 --> 00:31:14,590 Please tell us again about the phone call you overheard. 598 00:31:14,632 --> 00:31:17,715 No. Tell us about your relationship with Hahn. 599 00:31:17,716 --> 00:31:20,856 - You little son of a... - Lassiter, stop. They're teenagers. 600 00:31:21,404 --> 00:31:22,409 We're sorry. 601 00:31:22,511 --> 00:31:23,511 Lesson 63. 602 00:31:23,512 --> 00:31:25,706 - Do not apologize to the perp. - They're not perps. 603 00:31:25,753 --> 00:31:28,064 - You don't know that. - You two aren't really acquainted with 604 00:31:28,065 --> 00:31:30,442 game theory or prisoner's dilemma, are you? 605 00:31:30,983 --> 00:31:34,422 He means you two don't really get the good cop bad cop dyad. 606 00:31:34,479 --> 00:31:37,847 - Are you guys, like, together? - No, she's way out of his league. 607 00:31:38,189 --> 00:31:41,403 But no ring. Given his age, I'm guessing divorced. 608 00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:44,806 - I... Wha... Sorry. What? - Still can't talk about it. 609 00:31:44,807 --> 00:31:46,688 So it's relatively recent then? 610 00:31:46,746 --> 00:31:48,657 I'm getting separated. Not divorced. 611 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,678 Did you ever just listen to her problems, 612 00:31:50,679 --> 00:31:53,536 - rather than always trying to solve them? - No, you had to be the big tough cop, 613 00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:55,517 didn't you? You never let her inside. 614 00:31:58,878 --> 00:32:00,024 See this, Brainiac? 615 00:32:00,025 --> 00:32:02,759 This is what's waiting for you when you turn 18. You're gonna graduate, 616 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,334 and get your diploma, and then, bam! 617 00:32:05,335 --> 00:32:07,479 We're taking a trip down to the docks. 618 00:32:07,556 --> 00:32:11,533 That doesn't look very intimidating with, uh, you know, the one arm. 619 00:32:28,063 --> 00:32:30,659 When did my house become a daycare center? 620 00:32:30,701 --> 00:32:33,177 Dad, you've been bugging me for months to fix your computer. 621 00:32:33,262 --> 00:32:34,933 I finally bring the geek squad in to do it, 622 00:32:34,934 --> 00:32:36,702 and now you're gonna give me a hard time? 623 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,080 Thank you. 624 00:32:39,396 --> 00:32:41,505 Hahn had someone's juvenile record. 625 00:32:41,506 --> 00:32:43,907 Maybe he dug up something on our killer's past, which means 626 00:32:43,908 --> 00:32:46,225 - we have to hack into the juvie database. - Yeah, I'm with you 627 00:32:46,226 --> 00:32:48,220 except for the part about coming to my dad's house. 628 00:32:48,248 --> 00:32:50,655 Well, according to the kids, the hacking may come back to us. 629 00:32:50,656 --> 00:32:52,987 Now the authorities will be led to an antique computer 630 00:32:52,988 --> 00:32:55,978 purchased by a former cop. Can you say wild goose chase? 631 00:32:56,035 --> 00:32:58,156 Jeez, this computer is ancient. 632 00:32:58,157 --> 00:33:01,128 I didn't realize Colecovision was still in business. 633 00:33:01,848 --> 00:33:03,206 All right, I'm in. 634 00:33:03,207 --> 00:33:06,549 Muriel juvenile hall slash halfway house. 635 00:33:06,550 --> 00:33:07,713 What am I looking for? 636 00:33:07,783 --> 00:33:11,986 I'm sensing our investigation centers on the year 1991. 637 00:33:12,059 --> 00:33:13,418 '91? 638 00:33:13,419 --> 00:33:15,484 There's nothing but a bunch of photos here. 639 00:33:15,528 --> 00:33:16,801 Click on the top right. 640 00:33:21,216 --> 00:33:23,126 That's that kid I sent to the principal's office. 641 00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:24,258 Kirk Godel. 642 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:27,772 Why the hell is a photo from today mixed in with photos from '91? 643 00:33:27,815 --> 00:33:29,230 It's not. 644 00:33:29,231 --> 00:33:31,635 This photo was taken 15 years ago. 645 00:33:38,992 --> 00:33:40,351 I'm having a vision. 646 00:33:40,775 --> 00:33:42,374 The man from Snowy River. 647 00:33:43,082 --> 00:33:44,385 Eddie Macon's run. 648 00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:47,037 Spartacus. 649 00:33:47,076 --> 00:33:48,420 - Kirk Douglas! - Yes. 650 00:33:48,421 --> 00:33:50,232 See if there's a student named Kirk. 651 00:33:50,325 --> 00:33:52,880 The registrar gave me access to all their files. 652 00:33:55,002 --> 00:33:56,587 It's perfectly normal, you know. 653 00:33:56,929 --> 00:33:59,397 - What is? - The anxiety of being in charge. 654 00:33:59,398 --> 00:34:01,732 I can sense you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 655 00:34:02,227 --> 00:34:04,887 I just really wanna get this right. 656 00:34:05,686 --> 00:34:07,301 Oh. I've got something. 657 00:34:07,584 --> 00:34:09,268 Kirk Godel. 658 00:34:10,117 --> 00:34:11,220 Godel. 659 00:34:11,672 --> 00:34:14,593 It's almost pronounced like girdle because of the omelet on the "o." 660 00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:17,893 - Pretty sure that's an umlaut. - I've heard it both ways. 661 00:34:17,939 --> 00:34:20,839 Let's see. No juvenile record, only child. 662 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,002 All stats match up with his school records. Nothing out of the ordinary. 663 00:34:24,003 --> 00:34:27,866 - Let's see what Google says. - Uh, search it with the word Muriel. 664 00:34:29,371 --> 00:34:32,752 Oh, here's an article from the Muriel County newsletter. 665 00:34:32,753 --> 00:34:36,224 According to this article, Kirk Godel and his parents 666 00:34:36,225 --> 00:34:39,126 died five years ago in a car crash. 667 00:34:39,127 --> 00:34:41,994 There should be a death certificate on file, but there's no sign of it. 668 00:34:42,461 --> 00:34:44,273 What the hell is going on? 669 00:34:45,689 --> 00:34:48,923 A little aloe will do wonders for that combination skin. 670 00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:54,093 Circle your horses, Jules. We're about to crack your case like an egg. 671 00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:59,856 And then, we'll make some umlauts. With shallots. 672 00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:02,156 And justice. 673 00:35:05,698 --> 00:35:06,986 Please take your seats. 674 00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:10,918 Good, I'm glad you're all on time for phsysics two. 675 00:35:10,919 --> 00:35:12,405 The wrath of Khan. 676 00:35:13,367 --> 00:35:16,057 Today's lecture will cover come uppance. 677 00:35:16,286 --> 00:35:18,805 And how to solve a crime in a crowded room. 678 00:35:19,852 --> 00:35:22,810 Someone here is living a lie. 679 00:35:23,104 --> 00:35:27,010 Someone in this room is a ghost-faced killah. 680 00:35:31,643 --> 00:35:32,676 It's not you. 681 00:35:33,355 --> 00:35:35,619 But you have to do something about the hair immediately. 682 00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:37,063 Okay? I'd start now. 683 00:35:38,155 --> 00:35:39,161 You. 684 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:43,378 Your heart is pure. I'd say lose the earring, 685 00:35:43,379 --> 00:35:45,076 but I actually think he pulls it off. 686 00:35:48,101 --> 00:35:50,952 But you. Y... 687 00:35:51,979 --> 00:35:53,210 Why do they always run? 688 00:35:53,211 --> 00:35:55,192 Don't they know it makes them look guilty? 689 00:35:57,236 --> 00:35:58,538 You need this guy? 690 00:35:58,581 --> 00:36:00,463 Thank you, Detective Lassiter. 691 00:36:00,548 --> 00:36:01,751 Have a seat. 692 00:36:03,421 --> 00:36:05,923 - You mind telling us what we're doing here? - Well, 693 00:36:05,924 --> 00:36:08,394 as the beautiful, industrious, 694 00:36:08,395 --> 00:36:10,229 Detective O'Hara has already gathered... 695 00:36:10,230 --> 00:36:12,200 You're not the real Kirk Godel, are you? 696 00:36:12,256 --> 00:36:14,153 Will the real Kirk Godel please stand up? 697 00:36:14,181 --> 00:36:15,789 I don't think that's gonna happen. 698 00:36:15,790 --> 00:36:19,264 You stole the real Kirk Godel's identity so that you could get into this school. 699 00:36:20,594 --> 00:36:23,588 But there's more to this case than stolen identity. 700 00:36:23,589 --> 00:36:25,238 Yes... 701 00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:29,455 I'm sensing a much darker, diabolical past. 702 00:36:29,456 --> 00:36:32,848 You did a stint in juvie for causing someone's death. 703 00:36:33,244 --> 00:36:35,834 15 years ago. 704 00:36:35,862 --> 00:36:38,225 - What, are you, nuts? He's a kid. - True. 705 00:36:38,268 --> 00:36:40,307 So how could this be possible, class? 706 00:36:40,587 --> 00:36:42,101 Time travel. 707 00:36:42,102 --> 00:36:43,850 He cryogenically froze himself 708 00:36:43,851 --> 00:36:45,648 - in order to travel to the future. - No. 709 00:36:45,690 --> 00:36:47,389 He's a clone of the original. 710 00:36:48,359 --> 00:36:50,646 You know what? Just never mind, guys. 711 00:36:50,647 --> 00:36:52,980 Save it for your online role playing. 712 00:37:02,794 --> 00:37:03,918 He's wearing make-up. 713 00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:05,475 - Is he gay? - No. 714 00:37:06,550 --> 00:37:07,739 Well, maybe. 715 00:37:08,036 --> 00:37:09,878 Look, I don't... I don't know. 716 00:37:09,879 --> 00:37:14,481 But the reason he's wearing make-up is because he is actually 30, 717 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:17,324 - trying to pass for a teenager. - 30? 718 00:37:18,202 --> 00:37:22,200 - What kind of moisturizer do you use? - Class, I would advise you take notes. 719 00:37:22,201 --> 00:37:23,728 There will be a test on this. 720 00:37:27,836 --> 00:37:29,888 You were always the smartest kid in your class, 721 00:37:29,889 --> 00:37:32,421 but with juvie on your record, you couldn't get into college. 722 00:37:32,927 --> 00:37:36,790 Then one day, you read a story about a 15 year old from your hometown 723 00:37:36,791 --> 00:37:38,574 who died in a fiery car crash. 724 00:37:38,575 --> 00:37:41,614 And that was the real Kirk Godel. 725 00:37:42,107 --> 00:37:44,088 And you had a light bulb moment. 726 00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:47,711 All your life, people thought you were younger than you looked, 727 00:37:47,712 --> 00:37:50,497 so you decided to take advantage of that 728 00:37:50,498 --> 00:37:53,462 and hit a huge re-set button on your life. 729 00:37:53,703 --> 00:37:55,906 You forged Kirk's documents. 730 00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:58,285 Then you went online and deleted his death certificate. 731 00:37:58,935 --> 00:38:00,902 A new identity plus your natural intelligence 732 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:03,089 meant you were a cinch to make Meitner. 733 00:38:03,090 --> 00:38:06,503 Now you would graduate from one of the best high schools in the country, 734 00:38:06,504 --> 00:38:08,598 get a scholarship to the ivys, 735 00:38:08,599 --> 00:38:10,848 and become a young captain of industry. 736 00:38:10,849 --> 00:38:14,495 And it was all rolling along beautifully until Hahn... 737 00:38:14,496 --> 00:38:16,533 discovered your dirty little secret. 738 00:38:16,773 --> 00:38:19,185 He blackmailed you for your scholarship stipend. 739 00:38:19,639 --> 00:38:22,643 He needed money to make a bank payment by Wednesday, 740 00:38:22,644 --> 00:38:24,342 money you weren't willing to pay. 741 00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:27,975 You were so distraught, you called your cousin to vent. 742 00:38:28,343 --> 00:38:31,225 You decided that the only way out was to kill Hahn, 743 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:33,053 and make it look like an accident. 744 00:38:35,483 --> 00:38:39,247 Finally, you hacked in and deleted 745 00:38:39,248 --> 00:38:41,953 all records that you were ever in juvie. 746 00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:44,388 Brilliant until the end. 747 00:38:44,910 --> 00:38:47,217 Well, until this... Until this last part. 748 00:38:47,218 --> 00:38:48,533 When you got caught. 749 00:38:49,028 --> 00:38:50,826 On the wild line. 750 00:38:51,359 --> 00:38:52,406 Like a salmon. 751 00:38:56,938 --> 00:38:58,014 Pencils down. 752 00:38:59,783 --> 00:39:00,788 Come on. 753 00:39:02,698 --> 00:39:04,028 Cuff him, O'Hara. 754 00:39:04,029 --> 00:39:06,371 Here, use mine. 755 00:39:06,809 --> 00:39:07,814 You've earned it. 756 00:39:09,361 --> 00:39:11,031 Anything else I need to learn? 757 00:39:11,328 --> 00:39:12,559 There's one last lesson. 758 00:39:13,211 --> 00:39:16,056 Forget all the other lessons and know that you're a good cop. 759 00:39:22,669 --> 00:39:24,439 You know I'm gonna need those cuffs back, right? 760 00:39:25,487 --> 00:39:26,491 Good. 761 00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:36,030 - Martinsdale. - Macendale. 762 00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,026 Jay Macendale. 763 00:39:38,493 --> 00:39:41,125 Once we had the name, it was pretty easy to track the rest. 764 00:39:41,126 --> 00:39:43,408 When he was 15, he stole a car on a dare, 765 00:39:43,409 --> 00:39:46,187 accidentally killed a pedestrian. And that's what got him in juvie. 766 00:39:46,230 --> 00:39:49,103 I can't believe he passed himself off as a teenager for this long. 767 00:39:49,167 --> 00:39:51,378 I don't know, dad. Slap a wig on you, 768 00:39:51,379 --> 00:39:53,913 you're the spitting image of yourself when I was a kid. 769 00:39:54,326 --> 00:39:55,968 What is that supposed to mean? 770 00:39:56,364 --> 00:39:57,482 What's his problem? 771 00:39:57,524 --> 00:40:00,610 - He finally got a hold of his parents. - Don't tell me it was too expensive. 772 00:40:00,611 --> 00:40:03,250 My file said I qualified for financial aid. 773 00:40:03,251 --> 00:40:04,594 Quality of life? 774 00:40:04,595 --> 00:40:06,944 They have 24-7 slushy machines there. 775 00:40:06,950 --> 00:40:09,511 The lockers are made with teak. That's the strongest wood. 776 00:40:09,539 --> 00:40:12,600 These pieces look like they're hand-carved, Shawn. What's with the generosity? 777 00:40:12,652 --> 00:40:16,261 I saw you were still using the ratty board with the plastic pieces 778 00:40:16,262 --> 00:40:19,106 so I went ahead and shoplifted this for you. 779 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:21,675 I'm kidding. I bought it. 780 00:40:21,676 --> 00:40:24,308 Those kid geniuses turned me on to a great IPO. 781 00:40:24,309 --> 00:40:27,510 Now, remember, I win, I get the truck for a week. 782 00:40:27,581 --> 00:40:31,321 All right, how 'bout, I win, you wash the truck for a week? 783 00:40:31,590 --> 00:40:33,387 Yeah, I really don't understand what that means. 784 00:40:33,388 --> 00:40:34,736 I'm out there in a pair of jean shorts... 785 00:40:34,737 --> 00:40:37,340 - Continuously washing the vehicle for a... - Shawn... Focus... 786 00:40:37,341 --> 00:40:38,345 Focus. 787 00:40:38,383 --> 00:40:40,322 Too far to drive? 788 00:40:40,323 --> 00:40:43,350 You derailed my future because dad hates curvy roads? 789 00:40:43,351 --> 00:40:45,488 I could've been the next Wittgenstein. 790 00:40:45,489 --> 00:40:48,345 I never got carsick a day in my life. 791 00:40:49,378 --> 00:40:51,416 Gus doesn't deal very well with surprises. 792 00:40:51,473 --> 00:40:52,720 I'll talk to you later, Mom! 793 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,827 You never told him I was the one who ran over his dog, did you? 794 00:40:55,851 --> 00:40:56,912 Dad, no. 795 00:40:57,558 --> 00:40:58,874 One thing at a time. 796 00:41:00,176 --> 00:41:02,045 Thank god that dog was 17. 797 00:41:04,398 --> 00:41:05,417 Checkmate. 798 00:41:05,418 --> 00:41:06,418 Indru for Freshon.TV