1 00:00:14,950 --> 00:00:16,082 Good morning, dad. 2 00:00:16,122 --> 00:00:18,517 I made you some of your favorite banana nut muffins. 3 00:00:18,539 --> 00:00:21,834 Oh yeah? Trying to get un-grounded before robocop comes out on Friday? 4 00:00:22,566 --> 00:00:25,318 Did I mention I made them all by myself? 5 00:00:25,417 --> 00:00:27,082 Mm, not bad. 6 00:00:27,163 --> 00:00:30,161 - What recipe did you use? - My recipe? 7 00:00:31,016 --> 00:00:34,882 Uh, I can't tell you that. Um, it's a secret. 8 00:00:34,970 --> 00:00:36,357 Well, let me see if I can guess 9 00:00:36,392 --> 00:00:37,906 some of the ingredients that you put in here. 10 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:41,122 Is that a hint of cinnamon that I'm tasting? 11 00:00:41,188 --> 00:00:42,925 Oh, yeah, just a little. 12 00:00:43,050 --> 00:00:49,510 And I'm detecting just a touch of cilantro... and thyme. Am I right? 13 00:00:49,631 --> 00:00:52,909 - Whoa, dad, you're really sharp. - Yeah, I am. 14 00:00:53,389 --> 00:00:56,671 Gus, you want to come out of the pantry? 15 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:05,296 Shawn, what have I told you 1,000 times before? 16 00:01:05,483 --> 00:01:07,362 Don't hide Gus in the pantry? 17 00:01:07,587 --> 00:01:11,277 No! A lie always leads to more lies. 18 00:01:11,763 --> 00:01:13,581 Instead of lying to me about baking these yourself, 19 00:01:13,603 --> 00:01:15,646 and then lying to me about your secret ingredients 20 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,922 that you put in, you should have just said that Gus 21 00:01:17,955 --> 00:01:20,773 baked these muffins, and I might have let you off the hook. 22 00:01:21,059 --> 00:01:23,345 - Who said Gus made them? - Go to your room. 23 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,301 - I don't know where that is. - Shawn... 24 00:01:25,341 --> 00:01:26,468 Who's Shawn? 25 00:01:33,325 --> 00:01:34,993 Public parking, huh? 26 00:01:35,324 --> 00:01:38,021 Nice to know that my first visit to Santa Barbara 27 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:40,192 isn't a good enough reason for you to pop for a couple 28 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,345 of extra bucks for the valet. 29 00:01:41,378 --> 00:01:43,522 The restaurant doesn't have valet parking, uncle Burton. 30 00:01:43,566 --> 00:01:45,793 Am I gonna need tokens to use the bathroom? 31 00:01:45,848 --> 00:01:47,715 It's been well reviewed... It got four spoons. 32 00:01:47,748 --> 00:01:49,494 Crack spoons, from the sound of it. 33 00:01:49,531 --> 00:01:51,904 - Gus, wait up. - Shawn? 34 00:01:52,686 --> 00:01:55,614 Finally. You know, I went to two comic book stores 35 00:01:55,658 --> 00:01:59,741 and three women's volleyball games looking for you. Luckily your phone has gps. 36 00:01:59,789 --> 00:02:01,319 - You tracked me? - Yes, I did. 37 00:02:01,739 --> 00:02:04,588 With a little help from my friends at your wireless service provider. 38 00:02:04,632 --> 00:02:06,124 By the way, they might be calling. 39 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,025 They think you're a fugitive from justice. 40 00:02:08,608 --> 00:02:09,625 Run with it. 41 00:02:10,140 --> 00:02:11,884 - Who is this, Burton? - Shawn Spencer. 42 00:02:11,928 --> 00:02:13,504 He knows who you are, he knows what you do. 43 00:02:13,505 --> 00:02:16,268 Don't speak. We're going to dinner. You're not invited. 44 00:02:16,301 --> 00:02:19,237 - Let's roll, uncle Burton. - Uh, Jules just called... 45 00:02:19,314 --> 00:02:20,812 We've got a case. We should go. 46 00:02:20,845 --> 00:02:24,315 You know, Shawn, maybe you should handle this one yourself. 47 00:02:24,425 --> 00:02:26,039 There's a first time for everything. 48 00:02:26,128 --> 00:02:28,592 First time for... What are you talking about? 49 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:31,736 Sorry, Shawn, I can't make it. 50 00:02:31,891 --> 00:02:35,084 For crying out loud, Burton, the cops are handing you a case. 51 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:38,567 You've gotta take it. You're the only psychic detective they've got. 52 00:02:38,654 --> 00:02:40,367 - That's very funny. - Don't speak. 53 00:02:40,724 --> 00:02:42,404 - Just one minute. - Yeah. 54 00:02:43,157 --> 00:02:44,295 I know what you're thinking. 55 00:02:44,317 --> 00:02:46,479 Of course you do, you're a psychic detective. 56 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:48,317 A few months ago I was on the phone 57 00:02:48,361 --> 00:02:51,674 with my great aunt, who's hard of hearing, and pretty much out of it in general. 58 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:55,830 I told her I was working part-time at a psychic detective agency. 59 00:02:56,404 --> 00:02:58,338 She must've misunderstood because now everybody 60 00:02:58,362 --> 00:03:01,323 on my mom's side of the family thinks that I'm a psychic detective... 61 00:03:01,847 --> 00:03:04,134 And... you're gay. 62 00:03:04,172 --> 00:03:04,824 - No. - German? 63 00:03:04,846 --> 00:03:05,664 - No. - Invisible. 64 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:06,791 My assistant, Shawn. 65 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:13,128 - Gus, this is, uh... - Wow! I know. It's a mess. 66 00:03:13,161 --> 00:03:15,117 Why don't you just tell him it was a simple misunderstanding? 67 00:03:15,150 --> 00:03:16,156 It's too late. 68 00:03:16,201 --> 00:03:18,289 I can't come clean now without everyone thinking 69 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,715 that I lied to them in the first place. 70 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:23,893 Plus, uncle Burton has had it out for me ever since he started going by "Gus," 71 00:03:23,915 --> 00:03:25,142 even though I'm names after him. 72 00:03:25,175 --> 00:03:27,962 If he figures out that I'm not psychic, he's gonna make it his mission 73 00:03:28,006 --> 00:03:30,332 - to destroy me in front of everybody. - All right, say no more. 74 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:34,255 - You're not getting destroyed by that man. - I'm getting hungry over here. 75 00:03:34,463 --> 00:03:37,668 - Don't worry, I have a plan. - You do. 76 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:38,991 Uncle Burton. 77 00:03:39,338 --> 00:03:44,256 How would you like to come with us, and watch your nephew in action? 78 00:03:44,544 --> 00:03:48,315 Tag along with you guys on a real detective case? Yeah. 79 00:03:48,337 --> 00:03:50,688 Hey, maybe this won't be the most boring vacation 80 00:03:50,713 --> 00:03:53,317 in the world after all. Maybe. 81 00:03:54,713 --> 00:03:58,691 I can't wait to watch you work your psychic magic. 82 00:04:26,956 --> 00:04:29,088 So, how you feeling, buddy? A little nervous? 83 00:04:29,143 --> 00:04:30,757 Feel something happening in the belly? 84 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,197 Maybe you should do some of your lamaze breathing. 85 00:04:33,275 --> 00:04:34,988 No, you know why, Shawn? 86 00:04:35,043 --> 00:04:37,291 Because your little plan to embarrass me isn't gonna work. 87 00:04:37,346 --> 00:04:39,617 As soon as the cops see uncle Burton hanging around, 88 00:04:39,661 --> 00:04:43,108 they're gonna kick him right out. Nice try, Shawny boy. 89 00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:45,914 - Hey, guys. - Ah, Buzz. 90 00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:49,074 You know, I'm not sure they're gonna want you having any guests in here. 91 00:04:49,118 --> 00:04:51,007 I mean, since it's a crime scene and all. 92 00:04:51,052 --> 00:04:52,604 - No, it's not. - It's not? 93 00:04:52,648 --> 00:04:56,130 No. There's no crime-scene tape at the door, 94 00:04:56,185 --> 00:04:58,912 the forensic guys are not collecting any evidence, 95 00:04:58,968 --> 00:05:01,246 and it seems as though you guys don't suspect foul play, 96 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:03,554 so I've got as much right to be here as you do. 97 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:06,466 And don't give me any of that fancy police talk, please. 98 00:05:07,051 --> 00:05:09,493 I've seen enough hill street blues to know what's what. 99 00:05:11,673 --> 00:05:12,733 I gotta go. 100 00:05:15,672 --> 00:05:18,921 Hey, thanks for coming so quick. Who's this? 101 00:05:18,965 --> 00:05:21,070 This is my uncle Burton, from New Jersey. 102 00:05:21,114 --> 00:05:22,573 Shawn invited him. 103 00:05:22,606 --> 00:05:24,793 Very nice to meet you, uncle... Burton? 104 00:05:24,826 --> 00:05:26,856 His mother named him after me. 105 00:05:26,889 --> 00:05:31,180 It's not a very common name, but some of us still use it proudly. 106 00:05:31,252 --> 00:05:34,103 Jules, what's the skinny? What do you got? 107 00:05:34,181 --> 00:05:36,479 Vince Wagner, longtime restaurant critic 108 00:05:36,523 --> 00:05:39,154 at the Santa Barbara mirror, died suddenly after eating 109 00:05:39,198 --> 00:05:42,348 his wife's chicken soup. All signs point to natural causes, 110 00:05:42,381 --> 00:05:45,095 but the wife's acting a little suspicious. 111 00:05:45,150 --> 00:05:46,609 I want to make sure I didn't miss anything, 112 00:05:46,641 --> 00:05:48,443 so I'd like for you to get a reading on her. 113 00:05:48,487 --> 00:05:51,762 - Then that's what we will do. - She's in the den. 114 00:05:53,798 --> 00:05:57,257 Finally a chance to see Gus' psychic powers at work. 115 00:05:57,301 --> 00:05:59,400 Shawn, can I speak to you for a second? 116 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:01,978 - What is the problem here? - Stop playing, Shawn... 117 00:06:02,012 --> 00:06:03,012 You know I can't do this! 118 00:06:03,017 --> 00:06:04,226 - Yes, you can. - No, I can't. 119 00:06:04,259 --> 00:06:06,270 You make some observations, you form a conclusion, 120 00:06:06,314 --> 00:06:08,742 and you reveal it to everybody in a ridiculous and/or roundabout way. 121 00:06:08,765 --> 00:06:10,941 - What are you talking about? - I'll show you. 122 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:25,311 Raw chicken next to vegetables, charred pots, and a refrigerator 123 00:06:25,366 --> 00:06:26,482 full of take-out containers. 124 00:06:26,515 --> 00:06:28,073 What does that tell you about the wife? 125 00:06:28,128 --> 00:06:30,573 I don't know. She sucks at cooking. 126 00:06:30,595 --> 00:06:31,799 - Oh, you're on fire. - What? 127 00:06:31,842 --> 00:06:33,591 Uncle Burton, come quick... It's happening! 128 00:06:33,646 --> 00:06:35,234 Shawn, stop it. Stop playing! 129 00:06:35,256 --> 00:06:36,902 Put your hand to your head. It really helps sell the thing. 130 00:06:36,924 --> 00:06:38,354 I'm not doing it, Shawn. 131 00:06:38,585 --> 00:06:40,469 This better be worth skipping dinner for. 132 00:06:40,502 --> 00:06:42,392 He's a psychic wildebeest. 133 00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:46,667 I'm... I'm seeing something. 134 00:06:48,822 --> 00:06:50,745 I'm sensing something. 135 00:06:52,937 --> 00:06:54,805 I'm tasting something. 136 00:06:57,907 --> 00:06:59,333 It tastes bad. 137 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:04,147 - She's a bad cook! - You sound just like my husband. 138 00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:09,243 Mrs. Wagner? Oh, please, excuse my partner. 139 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:12,470 His psychic visions are often terribly impolite. 140 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,109 No need to apologize. 141 00:07:15,584 --> 00:07:17,120 I really am a terrible cook. 142 00:07:17,839 --> 00:07:19,654 I'm very sorry for your loss. 143 00:07:20,005 --> 00:07:23,949 I'm sensing that you're at peace with your husband's passing. 144 00:07:24,165 --> 00:07:27,253 Well, not exactly at peace. 145 00:07:27,535 --> 00:07:30,099 But it wasn't easy being married to a food critic. 146 00:07:30,653 --> 00:07:32,593 He graded everything I did. 147 00:07:32,737 --> 00:07:34,891 Surely he couldn't have graded everything. 148 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:40,524 I never broke two stars. 149 00:07:41,817 --> 00:07:42,899 Well, that's... 150 00:07:43,746 --> 00:07:48,055 - Awfully harsh. - So why did you keep on cooking for him? 151 00:07:48,366 --> 00:07:51,664 Health reasons. He had gotten a worrisome checkup 152 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:55,487 from his doctor recently, he ate out every day 153 00:07:55,531 --> 00:07:58,044 for his job, and always brought the leftovers home, so 154 00:07:58,089 --> 00:08:01,569 I started making him healthy, home-cooked meals just once a week. 155 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,597 That's what dinner was tonight. 156 00:08:04,238 --> 00:08:07,958 Thank you for your time, Mrs. Wagner. You have our condolences. 157 00:08:10,024 --> 00:08:11,153 She didn't kill him. 158 00:08:11,253 --> 00:08:12,935 If she wanted him dead, she wouldn't have cooked him 159 00:08:12,979 --> 00:08:15,603 - healthy meals once a week. - Great, let's just tell the police, 160 00:08:15,636 --> 00:08:18,498 and get uncle Burton out of here before they ask us anything else. 161 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,221 Check it out. 162 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:36,764 I went to candy emporium, this time for research. 163 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:40,128 There are over 100 flavors of lollipop on the market, 164 00:08:40,183 --> 00:08:41,996 not one of which turns your tongue black. 165 00:08:42,028 --> 00:08:44,316 - Can you believe that? - What are you talking about? 166 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:47,133 Right before we left, I caught a quick glimpse of the critic's mouth. 167 00:08:47,190 --> 00:08:49,146 His tongue was coated black. 168 00:08:49,179 --> 00:08:51,931 Now, what else could possibly cause something like that? 169 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:54,264 Bismuth subsalicylate. 170 00:08:54,363 --> 00:08:55,999 That dude that used to play for the mavericks? 171 00:08:56,043 --> 00:08:59,607 No, Shawn, it's the active ingredient in those pink stomach medications. 172 00:08:59,681 --> 00:09:03,085 He must've had some. Look, let's talk about this later. My uncle is... 173 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:05,394 Gus. The critic was murdered. 174 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:07,814 I thought you said the wife didn't kill him. 175 00:09:07,864 --> 00:09:11,499 She didn't. He was complaining of an upset stomach before dinner. 176 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:12,676 He asked for chicken soup. 177 00:09:12,698 --> 00:09:14,798 That's the ultimate "I'm feeling sick" meal. 178 00:09:14,831 --> 00:09:17,498 Except, of course, for a tub of bacon grease and hotdog water. 179 00:09:17,553 --> 00:09:20,172 - But usually... - Shawn, this place is a sty. 180 00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:22,676 Maybe you ought to tidy up once in a while, huh? 181 00:09:22,764 --> 00:09:24,720 Or did you forget that you're the assistant? 182 00:09:24,753 --> 00:09:27,913 You are absolutely right, sir. 183 00:09:28,432 --> 00:09:31,349 The person who's not the psychic detective should be in charge 184 00:09:31,393 --> 00:09:33,299 all the cleaning. It just makes sense. 185 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:37,381 Meanwhile, Gus here has new psychic knowledge about yesterday's case. 186 00:09:37,491 --> 00:09:39,585 - Yeah? - No, I don't, Shawn. 187 00:09:39,618 --> 00:09:42,207 I mean, I shouldn't spent so much time working 188 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,919 - when I've got family in town. - Oh, don't be ridiculous, Burton. 189 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:48,334 You think diagnosis murder ever let family get in the way of his work? 190 00:09:48,411 --> 00:09:52,389 Another excellent point. I bet diagnosis murder never did that. 191 00:09:52,456 --> 00:09:54,793 Go ahead, Gus, call up on the spirits. 192 00:09:54,915 --> 00:09:56,909 Ask them what happened to the dead critic. 193 00:09:57,092 --> 00:09:58,352 Fine. 194 00:10:14,216 --> 00:10:16,968 This psychic stuff can get a little wimpy, huh? 195 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:19,774 At least he's not doing it in the tutu and capezios. 196 00:10:19,804 --> 00:10:24,953 I asked you to help me solve the murder of Vince Wagner. 197 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,402 Show me what transpired. 198 00:10:31,817 --> 00:10:33,352 I'm seeing something. 199 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,350 I'm seeing... 200 00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:40,450 I'm seeing... 201 00:10:42,186 --> 00:10:44,220 I don't know what I'm seeing. 202 00:10:44,432 --> 00:10:45,482 Wait, wait. 203 00:10:45,851 --> 00:10:47,652 It's coming clearer now. 204 00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:52,008 Somebody put something in his food... 205 00:10:53,287 --> 00:10:54,635 At a restaurant. 206 00:10:56,401 --> 00:10:59,627 And that is what made him sick. 207 00:11:00,622 --> 00:11:04,395 Sick to the point of having a seizure. 208 00:11:05,074 --> 00:11:06,831 No, no, no. 209 00:11:09,524 --> 00:11:14,676 That's what killed... That's what killed his nose. 210 00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:15,803 What? 211 00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:21,384 - That's what killed him. - Whoo, Gus! 212 00:11:21,427 --> 00:11:23,980 You are so amazing with that stuff. 213 00:11:24,049 --> 00:11:27,787 If it wasn't for his psychic talents, I'd have to get some lame job 214 00:11:27,809 --> 00:11:29,506 at a pharmaceutical company or something. 215 00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:31,605 That happens to be a very exciting industry, Shawn. 216 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,467 Now let's go and tell the police our new revelation. 217 00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:34,614 Uncle Burton, wait here. 218 00:11:34,648 --> 00:11:39,206 No way. If I wanted to sit alone in a dirty room, I'd have stayed at home with my wife. 219 00:11:39,251 --> 00:11:40,665 I'm going with you guys. 220 00:11:43,898 --> 00:11:46,549 Killed his nose? You went like this. 221 00:11:46,578 --> 00:11:48,290 How do you kill a nose? 222 00:11:52,725 --> 00:11:55,344 Shawn, that visitor's badge is not gonna hold him up for long. 223 00:11:55,377 --> 00:11:57,048 I can't be psychic in front of the cops. 224 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,453 Don't worry, I have a plan. 225 00:11:58,498 --> 00:12:00,140 I'm gonna go in Vick's office, you wait here. 226 00:12:00,173 --> 00:12:01,749 - For what? - My signal. 227 00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:04,135 The stuff you did in the office, genius, all of it. 228 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,726 But I wanted you to say "poison," Gus. Poison. 229 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,208 - Get it right this time. - This time? 230 00:12:08,252 --> 00:12:10,529 Shawn, what are you about to... There's no time to explain! 231 00:12:10,881 --> 00:12:11,952 Ham pencils! 232 00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:16,433 Sheila e. Tomato bark! Velvety shark toast... 233 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,134 Shark toast! 234 00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:20,752 Is there something wrong with you, Mr. Spencer? 235 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,846 You picked today to ask him that question? 236 00:12:22,946 --> 00:12:25,061 Dude, Lassie, what happened to your arm? 237 00:12:25,249 --> 00:12:27,331 - I don't want to talk about it. - He won't tell us either. 238 00:12:27,376 --> 00:12:28,823 And what were you saying when you came in? 239 00:12:28,857 --> 00:12:30,948 - I couldn't understand any of it. - Oh, Jules, it's this case. 240 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,022 These visions I'm having, they're so intense, 241 00:12:33,048 --> 00:12:34,636 I can't even describe them. 242 00:12:34,669 --> 00:12:37,464 Every time I open my mouth, the wrong fishes come out! 243 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,758 - You mean "words"? - Isn't that what I said? Oh, no. 244 00:12:40,979 --> 00:12:42,691 If only there were someone here that could translate. 245 00:12:42,736 --> 00:12:45,365 You know, someone who's known me so long they understand everything I say. 246 00:12:45,409 --> 00:12:48,514 Someone just slightly less handsome than I am. 247 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:51,813 Gus! Perfect... This is perfect. 248 00:12:51,846 --> 00:12:54,100 - Gus, Gus, get in here. - What? 249 00:12:54,144 --> 00:12:57,773 Oh, mambo beef puddles! Swirly-whirly jungle pants! 250 00:12:58,347 --> 00:13:00,668 Quick, translate that into normal words for us. 251 00:13:01,474 --> 00:13:04,390 Man, they made me fill this thing out for six pages of paper work, 252 00:13:04,423 --> 00:13:05,646 and they didn't put my picture on it. 253 00:13:05,686 --> 00:13:08,117 - Sorry, who are you? - Don't ask anymore questions. 254 00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:12,627 No one. Concentrate, Gus. Tell us that all this means. 255 00:13:13,269 --> 00:13:16,750 Swirly-whirly jungle pants. 256 00:13:17,247 --> 00:13:21,258 It means the critic ate something he wasn't supposed to. 257 00:13:21,774 --> 00:13:24,790 - Two bones and a skull. - Two bones and a sku... poison. 258 00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:27,608 Yes, the critic was poisoned. 259 00:13:27,663 --> 00:13:30,171 Man, this is better than "Ghost Whisperers". 260 00:13:30,218 --> 00:13:33,146 Guys, we checked the wife's soup. It's clean. 261 00:13:33,190 --> 00:13:35,457 And am I now supposed to believe that Guster here... 262 00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:37,479 - Carnival stud muffin... Huh? - What? 263 00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:41,589 It wasn't the wife. The critic was poisoned at a restaurant. 264 00:13:42,445 --> 00:13:44,048 Now, that makes sense. 265 00:13:44,106 --> 00:13:46,294 Wagner was pretty harsh on his own wife's cooking. 266 00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:48,686 He was probably even harder on the restaurants he reviewed. 267 00:13:48,742 --> 00:13:51,615 He could have easily been poisoned by a chef who got a bad review. 268 00:13:52,686 --> 00:13:55,034 - Do you think so? - Yes. Yes. Yes. 269 00:13:55,117 --> 00:13:56,699 Okay... 270 00:13:57,197 --> 00:14:00,645 Call the lab. I want a tox report on my desk asap. 271 00:14:00,765 --> 00:14:01,848 You're actually listening to this? 272 00:14:01,881 --> 00:14:04,870 Well, we've gotten information in stranger ways before. 273 00:14:05,069 --> 00:14:06,622 Never hurts to check it out. 274 00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:10,814 Burton, that was fantastic. How do you do that stuff? 275 00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:12,873 He can't talk tight now, uncle Burton. 276 00:14:12,906 --> 00:14:15,613 Psychic episodes like that leave him very, very parched. 277 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:17,935 No, no, no, let me get you some water. 278 00:14:17,979 --> 00:14:19,328 Down those stairs, around the corner. 279 00:14:19,361 --> 00:14:22,046 Thank you. What do we do now? 280 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,028 We've gotta figure out what that critic ate. 281 00:14:24,061 --> 00:14:26,072 If he was poisoned by a chef, it had to have been something 282 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,072 he consumed in the 24 hours leading up to his death. 283 00:14:28,116 --> 00:14:30,260 - How do we do that? - Well, Wagner's wife said, 284 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,669 he brought all of his left overs home, right? 285 00:14:31,702 --> 00:14:34,163 The refrigerator was packed with take-out containers. 286 00:14:34,804 --> 00:14:37,036 The one on top was probably the most recent. 287 00:14:37,511 --> 00:14:40,528 The restaurant it came from was... 288 00:14:45,341 --> 00:14:47,726 - The curvy a. - "The curvy a"? 289 00:14:47,782 --> 00:14:49,770 That doesn't sound like a place that serves food, Shawn. 290 00:14:49,803 --> 00:14:51,770 It's not the name, it's the symbol on top of the box. 291 00:14:51,814 --> 00:14:53,223 Come on, man, you eat out all the time. 292 00:14:53,256 --> 00:14:55,217 What place has a big, swoopy, curving a? 293 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,205 I don't know. What does it look like? 294 00:15:04,389 --> 00:15:06,624 - Antonio's. - Sweet! 295 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:09,375 - Why did you write on my hand? - Why would I write on my own hand? 296 00:15:09,419 --> 00:15:12,302 - This thing is totally permanent. - Wha... Shawn! 297 00:15:14,942 --> 00:15:17,108 Let's make this quick before uncle Burton starts thinking 298 00:15:17,141 --> 00:15:18,102 of sticking 'em with the check. 299 00:15:18,135 --> 00:15:20,262 Fire up the entrees for the eight-top. 300 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,237 Mario, where are my starters? Hurry up! 301 00:15:24,059 --> 00:15:25,396 Hey, chef Antonio. 302 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,777 We'd like to ask you a couple questions. 303 00:15:26,821 --> 00:15:30,070 Sorry, guys, no customers allowed in the kitchen, okay? 304 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,153 No, we're not customers. 305 00:15:31,186 --> 00:15:33,997 We're from the health department, here for a surprise inspection. 306 00:15:34,242 --> 00:15:38,503 Again? We just had the surprise inspection a few days ago. 307 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:40,180 - Why, is there a problem? - Yes. 308 00:15:40,224 --> 00:15:43,064 - You weren't surprised enough. - Let's make this quick. 309 00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:48,945 Walls and the floor are clean. Drainage is clear. 310 00:15:48,976 --> 00:15:53,186 Hand washing station is stocked with soap and clean towels. 311 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:57,782 Dry food storage over there, walk-in freezer over here. 312 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,521 Looks good. 313 00:16:04,507 --> 00:16:06,717 Aren't you supposed to check the temperature? 314 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,523 Of course. Gus, go ahead, check the temperature. 315 00:16:09,578 --> 00:16:13,092 - Me? Why do I have to do it? - Dude, I'm wearing short sleeves. 316 00:16:16,061 --> 00:16:18,613 So did you hear what happened to the food critic down at the mirror? 317 00:16:18,646 --> 00:16:22,606 - That's some nasty business, huh? - Sure, I heard about Wagner. 318 00:16:22,639 --> 00:16:24,075 I don't say I'm sad. 319 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:27,280 Ten years I've been working in this town, that man never gave my food 320 00:16:27,313 --> 00:16:28,650 a good review. 321 00:16:29,097 --> 00:16:31,119 Sounds like you're not very fond of the guy. 322 00:16:31,149 --> 00:16:36,657 Vince Wagner made my life miserable with his asinine reviews. 323 00:16:36,718 --> 00:16:40,641 Honestly, I am glad that that bastard is dead! 324 00:16:40,685 --> 00:16:41,989 Chef Antonio! 325 00:16:43,825 --> 00:16:46,300 You're under arrest for the murder of Vince Wagner. 326 00:16:46,329 --> 00:16:48,948 - Take him. - Murder? 327 00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:50,429 Is this a joke? I... 328 00:16:50,948 --> 00:16:54,222 - Who put you up to this? - Jules, what's going on here? 329 00:16:54,243 --> 00:16:56,100 Tox screen came back positive. 330 00:16:56,211 --> 00:16:58,934 Apparently Wagner ate a poisonous mushroom called the "death cap." 331 00:16:58,956 --> 00:16:59,685 What are you saying? 332 00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,508 There were death caps in the mushroom risotto 333 00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:03,364 Wagner ate here the day before he died. 334 00:17:03,409 --> 00:17:05,491 We found the leftovers in his fridge. 335 00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:08,442 Looks like you were right, Shawn... Or Gus. 336 00:17:08,949 --> 00:17:11,502 Or... Whoever. 337 00:17:12,426 --> 00:17:15,653 What a relief. We caught the guy, we solved the case, 338 00:17:15,719 --> 00:17:18,426 and best of all, I don't have to be psychic anymore. 339 00:17:25,841 --> 00:17:27,143 What? 340 00:17:28,043 --> 00:17:29,557 We got the wrong guy. 341 00:17:39,736 --> 00:17:41,511 Guys, it's not that complicated. 342 00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:43,240 Whenever a critic eats at his restaurant, 343 00:17:43,284 --> 00:17:46,488 - Antonio prepares the meal himself. - Not this time. 344 00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:48,990 The mushrooms in the take-out container we cut into cubes. 345 00:17:49,023 --> 00:17:50,990 Antonio cuts his mushrooms into strips. 346 00:17:51,056 --> 00:17:53,763 Lassie, I have a really strong vibe he didn't do this. 347 00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:55,863 Look, we know Antonio hated Wagner. 348 00:17:55,935 --> 00:17:58,839 Wagner died from eating his risotto. We have the risotto. 349 00:17:58,872 --> 00:18:01,507 We even have Wagner's notes proving he ate the risotto. 350 00:18:01,578 --> 00:18:02,859 It's a slam dunk. 351 00:18:09,528 --> 00:18:12,213 That's Wagner's notebook. It says the risotto was cold. 352 00:18:12,232 --> 00:18:13,469 - So? - So... 353 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,859 Whoa... The sandpaper with the bana patch! 354 00:18:18,686 --> 00:18:20,343 I think he means the risotto was cold. 355 00:18:20,435 --> 00:18:21,933 - Thank you, Gus. - You're welcome. 356 00:18:21,956 --> 00:18:24,773 Why would food be served cold at a five-star restaurant, unless... 357 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:27,867 Unless the poisoned food was cooked somewhere else? 358 00:18:28,639 --> 00:18:30,141 You know what I think? 359 00:18:30,455 --> 00:18:31,847 Case is closed. 360 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:38,586 Hey, guys. I want to thank you for an incredible day, Burton. 361 00:18:38,645 --> 00:18:40,999 You're a regular rockford files. 362 00:18:45,395 --> 00:18:47,339 Did my uncle just thank me for an incredible day? 363 00:18:47,372 --> 00:18:49,858 A more important question, how much tv does he watch? 364 00:18:49,902 --> 00:18:51,184 I'm serious, Shawn. 365 00:18:51,234 --> 00:18:53,535 My cousin took him to the super bowl on a helicopter, 366 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:54,816 and he never even thanked him for that. 367 00:18:54,846 --> 00:18:59,948 I'm serious too. He's like this crazy, tank-shaped encyclopedia of detective shows. 368 00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:01,871 I be he even saw manimal. 369 00:19:02,722 --> 00:19:04,072 - You're right. - About manimal? 370 00:19:04,139 --> 00:19:06,128 Shawn, we have to solve this case before he leaves. 371 00:19:06,172 --> 00:19:08,020 - Why? - Because, I think I've finally 372 00:19:08,075 --> 00:19:09,710 figured out how to get back on his good side. 373 00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:11,947 I've been seeking uncle Burton's approval all my life. 374 00:19:11,991 --> 00:19:13,394 He's mean to everybody. 375 00:19:13,427 --> 00:19:15,289 But ever since he started tagging along on this case, 376 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,405 he's been kind of nice to me. You know why? 377 00:19:17,438 --> 00:19:18,465 You don't have the braids anymore. 378 00:19:18,498 --> 00:19:21,250 He likes detective shows if I could solve this case 379 00:19:21,272 --> 00:19:24,112 before he leaves, he may finally get over the whole "Gus Burton" thing. 380 00:19:24,145 --> 00:19:27,437 - But I'm gonna need your help. - All right, fine, Mr. Psychic detective. 381 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:31,470 Tell me, since Antonio clearly didn't kill the critic, who did? 382 00:19:31,888 --> 00:19:32,948 I don't know. 383 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,828 Maybe we should find out if anyone else hated him. 384 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,844 - See who else may have had a motive. - What? 385 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,943 You're gonna start a crime-fighting revolution with talk like that. 386 00:19:44,185 --> 00:19:46,478 Shawn, you say stuff like that all the time! 387 00:19:52,595 --> 00:19:54,982 Phil Pritikin, Mr. Editor-in-chief. 388 00:19:55,049 --> 00:19:56,220 Shawn Spencer... 389 00:19:56,233 --> 00:19:59,363 Long-time reader, first-time caller... 390 00:19:59,385 --> 00:20:00,998 What's going on with the sunday spread? 391 00:20:01,065 --> 00:20:02,910 Layout's waiting for your approval on the mock-up. 392 00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:05,362 "Mock-up," funny word. Like I was saying... 393 00:20:05,395 --> 00:20:07,882 - Where' Salazar's Alderman story? - She's typing it up. 394 00:20:07,926 --> 00:20:10,916 - Do you want copy to read it first? - No, just send it straight here. 395 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,087 Anything else? 396 00:20:12,109 --> 00:20:14,695 You know, Phil, now that you mention it, I would very much like... 397 00:20:14,739 --> 00:20:17,202 - Does he work here? - I don't believe so, sir. 398 00:20:17,224 --> 00:20:18,617 Son, I'm a busy man. 399 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,246 If you don't work for me, I don't have the time. 400 00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,394 I just have a question about Vince Wagner. 401 00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:23,765 Cooper, these guys got questions. 402 00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:28,410 Oh, I also have an idea for a crossover strip, 403 00:20:28,443 --> 00:20:31,117 where Dilbert finally meets marmaduke. 404 00:20:31,245 --> 00:20:32,958 Did you guys need something? 405 00:20:34,547 --> 00:20:37,519 Hi, I'm Burton Guster, with the sbpd. 406 00:20:37,663 --> 00:20:39,778 We're investigating the murder of Vince Wagner. 407 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,122 I'm Cooper. I was Mr. Wagner's assistant. 408 00:20:42,155 --> 00:20:44,497 Great. Maybe you could help us out. 409 00:20:44,575 --> 00:20:47,432 Do you know of anyone who may have had a grudge against your boss? 410 00:20:47,465 --> 00:20:48,940 Are you serious? 411 00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:53,863 We call them the angry chef letters. Every chef who ever got a bad review 412 00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:56,183 would write a nasty letter to Mr. Wagner about it. 413 00:20:56,228 --> 00:20:58,278 So you're saying this is all hate mail? 414 00:20:58,311 --> 00:21:00,288 I don't know if I'd call it all hate mail. 415 00:21:00,332 --> 00:21:03,538 It ranges from "mild dislike" mail 416 00:21:03,571 --> 00:21:07,898 - to "extreme abhorrence" mail. - How about "I wish you were dead" mail? 417 00:21:07,947 --> 00:21:10,919 Oh, we have those too. Back here. 418 00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:14,410 Any one of these chefs could have cooked the poison risotto 419 00:21:14,443 --> 00:21:16,036 and snuck it into Antonio's restaurant. 420 00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:19,752 You're right. We should talk to all these chefs before they open for business. 421 00:21:19,753 --> 00:21:22,314 Call the restaurants and make a reservation. 422 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,078 - For justice. - Is justice the time 423 00:21:24,079 --> 00:21:26,325 - or the number of people in our party? - Just call 'em. 424 00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,306 And make it for three. Uncle Burton's coming. 425 00:21:28,339 --> 00:21:29,489 All right. 426 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,960 So what did you think of Vince Wagner? 427 00:21:34,342 --> 00:21:38,582 Looky here, he was a jackass. 428 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:41,562 You know what he called my award-winning jambalaya? 429 00:21:42,312 --> 00:21:43,713 "Jumba-lousy!" 430 00:21:44,131 --> 00:21:49,455 Now tell me if this ain't the best damn jambalaya you've never had in your life. 431 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:58,183 You know what he wrote in his review of my famous miso yellow tail roll? 432 00:21:58,708 --> 00:21:59,999 "Miso disappointed." 433 00:22:01,659 --> 00:22:03,577 Don't laugh. It's not funny. 434 00:22:03,599 --> 00:22:04,607 No, it's not. 435 00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:06,451 Let's put it this way. 436 00:22:06,452 --> 00:22:08,991 He once referred to my white chocolate tiramisu 437 00:22:08,992 --> 00:22:12,028 - as "ass cake". - Oh, now that just seems mean. 438 00:22:12,114 --> 00:22:15,995 I didn't kill him. I was here that night cookin'. 439 00:22:16,421 --> 00:22:19,470 Had a bunch of big groups. Never even left the kitchen. 440 00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:24,609 I was either in the kitchen or out here talking to customers. 441 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:27,136 I own this place. I have to watch over everything. 442 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,917 Every bowl, every noodle, every chopstick... 443 00:22:29,966 --> 00:22:32,917 I didn't kill him. I definitely thought about it a couple of times. 444 00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:35,502 I could never figure out why that guy was so angry. 445 00:22:35,503 --> 00:22:37,994 He ate out at fancy restaurants all the time for free, 446 00:22:37,995 --> 00:22:39,575 and still, all he did was complain. 447 00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:43,480 Ask her some more questions. Maybe she'll give us some cookies. 448 00:22:46,443 --> 00:22:48,115 I'm confused... Why are you here? 449 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:50,353 Wagner never even reviewed my restaurant. 450 00:22:51,427 --> 00:22:53,272 Oh, make it right. There it is. 451 00:22:56,140 --> 00:23:00,025 That was, without question, the tastiest dead-end we have ever gone down. 452 00:23:00,113 --> 00:23:02,941 Well, at least it wasn't a complete waste of our time. 453 00:23:03,297 --> 00:23:06,250 It seems to me like any of these chefs were way to busy to murder the critic. 454 00:23:06,287 --> 00:23:08,279 Matlock never ate this good. 455 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,959 I'm going back to the car an unbutton my pants. 456 00:23:13,303 --> 00:23:17,110 You know... I've been thinking about what that dessert chef said. 457 00:23:17,111 --> 00:23:18,992 Wagner got to eat out at fancy restaurants 458 00:23:18,993 --> 00:23:22,405 every day on the newspaper's dime. If I was him, I'd be happy. 459 00:23:22,406 --> 00:23:24,655 I mean, who wouldn't want to have that job? 460 00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:26,180 That's a good point. 461 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:28,369 That's a really good point, Gus. 462 00:23:28,370 --> 00:23:30,482 I think you're right... We were wrong about the chefs. 463 00:23:30,483 --> 00:23:32,999 Maybe this wasn't about revenge at all. Maybe this was about... 464 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,708 Somebody wanting the restaurant critic's job. 465 00:23:34,733 --> 00:23:36,794 - Someone who works at the newspaper. - Exactly. 466 00:23:36,795 --> 00:23:38,299 We need to get down there and talk to the editor. 467 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,438 Wait, wait, Shawn, he's not gonna talk to us. 468 00:23:40,439 --> 00:23:42,296 He doesn't talk to anybody who doesn't work for him. 469 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,005 I don't think that will be a problem. 470 00:24:00,817 --> 00:24:02,427 Okay, I think I have something here. 471 00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:05,083 You, sir, are left-handed. 472 00:24:05,673 --> 00:24:07,393 You have a new baby at home, 473 00:24:07,394 --> 00:24:10,997 you just covered a story somewhere in the midwest, 474 00:24:10,998 --> 00:24:14,923 and you... You just really, really need to pee. 475 00:24:15,369 --> 00:24:16,598 Just go. 476 00:24:20,072 --> 00:24:21,671 All right, you convinced me. 477 00:24:21,672 --> 00:24:24,978 Congratulations, you're our new astrological forecaster. 478 00:24:24,979 --> 00:24:28,678 Now get out of here, you've got a job to do, you've got a deadline to meet. 479 00:24:34,437 --> 00:24:38,027 - Hey, dude. Did you read my horoscopes? - Yes. They're terrible. 480 00:24:38,028 --> 00:24:39,943 Horoscopes are supposed to be vague, 481 00:24:39,944 --> 00:24:42,389 so that people can interpret them to mean whatever they want. 482 00:24:42,390 --> 00:24:44,086 Yours are all way too specific. 483 00:24:44,111 --> 00:24:46,078 I wrote them with specific people in mind. 484 00:24:46,127 --> 00:24:50,605 "calcium is especially important to you right now, 485 00:24:50,606 --> 00:24:53,761 Mr. Salt & Pepper hair with a maroon car." 486 00:24:53,762 --> 00:24:56,307 "There may also be a promotion in your future." 487 00:24:56,308 --> 00:24:59,743 "Try walking backwards through doorways for good luck." 488 00:24:59,744 --> 00:25:02,841 - Carlton, are you expecting a promotion? - No. 489 00:25:02,939 --> 00:25:05,497 Come on, O'hara, don't be so naive. It's a horoscope... 490 00:25:05,498 --> 00:25:08,190 - It's nonsense. - Detective Lassiter, may I have a word? 491 00:25:09,112 --> 00:25:10,120 Of course. 492 00:25:15,897 --> 00:25:17,680 Let's see, what's mine? 493 00:25:18,122 --> 00:25:22,297 Your one true love will be wearing sneakers 494 00:25:22,298 --> 00:25:24,601 and an apple jacks tee shirt. 495 00:25:24,973 --> 00:25:26,609 That's kind of a weird detail. 496 00:25:26,835 --> 00:25:28,089 Phil! Hiya... 497 00:25:28,678 --> 00:25:30,928 Wondering if I could ask you a couple questions about this 498 00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:32,588 restaurant critic job. 499 00:25:33,037 --> 00:25:35,410 - Great, you too. - I'm sorry? 500 00:25:35,469 --> 00:25:38,520 Everybody, from the ombudsman to the delivery boy 501 00:25:38,521 --> 00:25:40,636 wants to be the new restaurant critic. 502 00:25:40,637 --> 00:25:42,812 I know it's the cushiest gig in all of journalism, 503 00:25:42,813 --> 00:25:46,430 but I hired you to write horoscopes, and that's what I expect you to do. 504 00:25:46,455 --> 00:25:49,087 Whoa, Phil, I think you're getting the wrong idea. 505 00:25:49,088 --> 00:25:52,031 I just could sense that you're totally swamped. 506 00:25:52,032 --> 00:25:55,727 I figured I'd come on in, offer up my sooth sayer services... 507 00:25:56,748 --> 00:25:57,928 Sayer services? 508 00:25:57,965 --> 00:26:01,322 - Sooth services. - Sooth services... 509 00:26:01,323 --> 00:26:03,202 To help you pick the best candidate for the job. 510 00:26:03,251 --> 00:26:05,105 I guess you are pretty sharp. 511 00:26:05,106 --> 00:26:08,226 Applications are over there. Keep it quiet though. 512 00:26:08,227 --> 00:26:09,997 Every single person who works here 513 00:26:09,998 --> 00:26:12,837 is playing some sort of angle. To get the restaurant critic job. 514 00:26:12,866 --> 00:26:14,489 Sir, meeting in five. 515 00:26:14,550 --> 00:26:18,791 You know, these cheetos are so crispy, yet airy. 516 00:26:18,792 --> 00:26:21,068 And its subtle flavor is such a 517 00:26:21,069 --> 00:26:23,417 wonderful contrast to its eye-catching color. 518 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:24,466 I get it! 519 00:26:26,163 --> 00:26:27,810 Every day with the cheetos. 520 00:26:28,435 --> 00:26:30,359 Shawn... 521 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,148 There is 100 applications in here. 522 00:26:32,149 --> 00:26:34,970 That's 100 suspects. My uncle's flight leaves today. 523 00:26:34,971 --> 00:26:36,802 We don't have time to talk to 100 people, Shawn. 524 00:26:36,827 --> 00:26:39,538 We don't need to. We just need to talk to the one guy 525 00:26:39,539 --> 00:26:41,665 that can link one of those people to the murder weapon. 526 00:26:41,690 --> 00:26:42,711 And who's that? 527 00:26:52,516 --> 00:26:53,721 Delicious. 528 00:26:54,348 --> 00:26:56,130 Are you sure about this guy? 529 00:26:58,101 --> 00:27:00,707 He's the only mushroom farmer in the tri-county area. 530 00:27:00,708 --> 00:27:02,736 If anyone can help us, he can. 531 00:27:04,117 --> 00:27:08,113 Mr. Mooney, thanks again for taking the time to speak with us. 532 00:27:10,271 --> 00:27:13,603 So, how many types of mushrooms do you grow here? 533 00:27:13,855 --> 00:27:15,688 A couple of hundred, depending on the season. 534 00:27:15,725 --> 00:27:17,962 Does that include a mushroom called the "death cap"? 535 00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:21,269 The death cap? Heck no, man, those things are poisonous. 536 00:27:21,270 --> 00:27:22,727 Besides, they only grow in the wild. 537 00:27:22,764 --> 00:27:26,674 Well, let's say we were looking for the death cap around here. 538 00:27:27,030 --> 00:27:30,214 - Where would we find it? - Well, I know a few places in the hills. 539 00:27:31,034 --> 00:27:32,079 Why do you ask? 540 00:27:32,128 --> 00:27:33,923 Why do you ask why do I ask? 541 00:27:35,337 --> 00:27:37,550 Why do you ask why do I ask why do you ask? 542 00:27:37,575 --> 00:27:38,626 Why do you ask why do I ask 543 00:27:38,627 --> 00:27:40,126 - why do you ask why do... - Shawn! 544 00:27:40,645 --> 00:27:42,399 I'm... I'm just curious. 545 00:27:42,424 --> 00:27:44,379 Yeah, well, a guy came in here a couple of weeks ago, 546 00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:46,223 and he had the exact same question. 547 00:27:46,269 --> 00:27:47,794 Do you remember this person's name? 548 00:27:47,831 --> 00:27:51,403 Can't say that I do, but I remember exactly what he looked like. 549 00:27:51,869 --> 00:27:54,574 - Can you give us a description? - Yeah, okay, man. 550 00:27:54,746 --> 00:27:56,921 The guy was about nine-feet tall, right. 551 00:27:56,922 --> 00:28:00,650 He had sunshine coming out of his mouth, and he had a hippotamus for a hand. 552 00:28:01,432 --> 00:28:03,891 - I don't think I have any more questions. - Yep, that'll do it. 553 00:28:05,288 --> 00:28:07,574 Okay, uncle Burton, just let me know when you're all packed up, 554 00:28:07,575 --> 00:28:09,861 and I'll pick you up and take you to the airport. All right. 555 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:12,390 We spent two hours riding up to that mushroom farm, 556 00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:14,050 and we're right back to when we started. 557 00:28:15,297 --> 00:28:17,967 Don't be such a gloomy you, Gus. Look at the bright side. 558 00:28:17,968 --> 00:28:21,386 - Now we know the killer is a he. - And that he has a hippopotamus for a hand? 559 00:28:21,422 --> 00:28:22,614 That helps us out a lot. 560 00:28:23,214 --> 00:28:26,095 - Dad, what are you doing here? - "Sagittarius : 561 00:28:26,096 --> 00:28:29,832 Please return the bb gun you confiscated from your son in the second grade." 562 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:32,033 P.S., you are a cranky-pants." 563 00:28:32,088 --> 00:28:33,243 That's an amazing coincidence. 564 00:28:33,244 --> 00:28:35,530 Didn't you confiscate a bb gun from me in the second grade? 565 00:28:35,572 --> 00:28:37,281 Look, Shawn, here's your stuff. 566 00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:41,236 Next time you want something from me, be an adult and ask for it. 567 00:28:41,237 --> 00:28:43,896 Passing yourself off as a psychic, that's bad enough. 568 00:28:43,897 --> 00:28:45,531 But horoscopes... Shawn, Shawn! 569 00:28:45,698 --> 00:28:47,948 What if some idiot out there reads this crap 570 00:28:47,949 --> 00:28:50,145 - and decides to take it seriously? - Dad, 571 00:28:50,146 --> 00:28:52,297 it clearly states that astrological forecasts 572 00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:54,668 are for entertainment purposes only. 573 00:28:54,669 --> 00:28:56,488 Besides, I only took the job for a case. 574 00:28:56,525 --> 00:28:58,657 We're investigating the restaurant critic murder. 575 00:28:58,658 --> 00:29:01,670 The cops already have a suspect, but we're pretty sure that chef Antonio 576 00:29:01,671 --> 00:29:05,225 - was framed. - Then I assume you know all about the 577 00:29:05,226 --> 00:29:07,541 veggie burger incident. 578 00:29:07,904 --> 00:29:10,129 Of course we know about the veggie burger incident, dad. 579 00:29:10,130 --> 00:29:11,861 We're professional detectives. 580 00:29:12,274 --> 00:29:13,922 - Gus... - Googling it. 581 00:29:14,610 --> 00:29:16,823 Shawn, you know, maybe instead of wasting your time 582 00:29:16,824 --> 00:29:20,537 writing this garbage for the newspaper, you might try reading it once in a while. 583 00:29:20,779 --> 00:29:23,805 A couple of months ago, vegetarian customers at Antonio's restaurant 584 00:29:23,806 --> 00:29:26,732 started complaing about how bland the vegetarian burgers were. 585 00:29:26,733 --> 00:29:30,030 In my personal opinion, you eat a burger without beef in it, 586 00:29:30,031 --> 00:29:32,623 you've lost the right to complain about flavor. 587 00:29:32,660 --> 00:29:35,463 I've heard that speech before. Just call someone a hippie and get to the point. 588 00:29:35,489 --> 00:29:38,366 The point is Antonio decided to make the burgers tastier 589 00:29:38,367 --> 00:29:40,314 by adding beef broth to the recipe. 590 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:44,213 Oh, great, all the complaints stopped, till some crazed vegan lady... 591 00:29:44,262 --> 00:29:46,512 - By the name of "dwyer." - ... Found out about it, 592 00:29:46,513 --> 00:29:49,673 and started organizing boycotts against Antonio's restaurant. 593 00:29:50,115 --> 00:29:51,468 They've been feuding ever since. 594 00:29:51,492 --> 00:29:53,951 This guy secretly fed beef to vegetarians? 595 00:29:53,952 --> 00:29:55,265 Why are we trying to get him out of jail? 596 00:29:55,306 --> 00:29:58,671 Because he didn't kill the critic. Take a look at this article, Shawn. 597 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:01,353 She advocates any action to put chef Antonio out of business 598 00:30:01,354 --> 00:30:02,742 for the veggie burger incident. 599 00:30:03,163 --> 00:30:05,155 She calls herself the "vegan vigilante". 600 00:30:05,610 --> 00:30:07,002 How very villainous of her. 601 00:30:07,260 --> 00:30:10,124 You think she could've framed Antonio for Wagner's death or what? 602 00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:11,759 Only one way to find out. 603 00:30:11,882 --> 00:30:13,517 Do you know where this dwyer lady might be? 604 00:30:13,554 --> 00:30:16,640 Sure, I saw her at the drive-thru a couple of days ago. 605 00:30:16,859 --> 00:30:18,076 That's very helpful, dad. 606 00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:19,945 What makes you think she'll be there today? 607 00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:22,960 Meat is murder! 608 00:30:23,276 --> 00:30:25,267 Stop eating your fellow creatures! 609 00:30:25,268 --> 00:30:28,097 All animals have got the right to live! 610 00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:29,966 Meat is murder! 611 00:30:30,003 --> 00:30:31,394 I hate it when my dad's right. 612 00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:33,630 Stop eating your fellow creatures! 613 00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:36,398 All animals have got the right to live. 614 00:30:36,423 --> 00:30:39,079 Yo, vegan vigilante lady. 615 00:30:39,378 --> 00:30:41,665 - How long have you been out here? - Three days. 616 00:30:41,699 --> 00:30:44,862 We heard that you had a grudge with chef Antonio. 617 00:30:44,863 --> 00:30:47,408 - Were you near his restaurant recently? - Yeah, 618 00:30:47,409 --> 00:30:49,888 I led a protest outside of his place on Tuesday night. 619 00:30:49,926 --> 00:30:51,155 Tuesday night? 620 00:30:52,340 --> 00:30:53,348 Excuse us. 621 00:30:54,836 --> 00:30:56,914 That was the same night the critic was poisoned. 622 00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:58,979 Dude, I think we just found our killer. 623 00:30:59,715 --> 00:31:02,555 Detective Lassiter, SBPD! 624 00:31:02,556 --> 00:31:05,978 - Who's in charge of this freak fest? - Guys, we got your message. 625 00:31:05,979 --> 00:31:08,897 Will you please tell us what this has to do with the... 626 00:31:08,898 --> 00:31:09,905 Case? 627 00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:13,162 - Nice shirt. - Thanks. 628 00:31:13,937 --> 00:31:15,806 Did you buy that today by any chance? 629 00:31:16,469 --> 00:31:18,301 This old rag? Nah. 630 00:31:18,302 --> 00:31:20,479 I've had this thing for just about forever. 631 00:31:20,749 --> 00:31:23,884 Remember when I sent off those cereal box tops to get this thing? 632 00:31:24,052 --> 00:31:25,171 You didn't do that. 633 00:31:25,502 --> 00:31:26,498 - Sure I did. - No, you didn't. 634 00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:28,065 It was the same year you got your first cabbage patch... 635 00:31:28,099 --> 00:31:29,108 Shut up. 636 00:31:29,216 --> 00:31:30,949 - I remember. - Why do you ask, Jules? 637 00:31:31,643 --> 00:31:34,241 All right, this wack job is in violation of at least six different 638 00:31:34,242 --> 00:31:36,412 municipal codes, and she smells like curly fries. 639 00:31:36,572 --> 00:31:39,617 I say we cut her loose, take her down. Where's the restaurant manager? 640 00:31:39,678 --> 00:31:41,682 He's probably inside managing the restaurant. 641 00:31:41,746 --> 00:31:42,761 Copy that. 642 00:31:45,598 --> 00:31:48,893 Wait for it. Wait for it... 643 00:31:49,836 --> 00:31:52,750 - Is there a problem? - No, no, I'm just... 644 00:31:53,242 --> 00:31:54,926 Making sure I'm not being followed. 645 00:31:55,572 --> 00:31:57,994 Good cop... Always aware of his surroundings. 646 00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:04,901 I better go help him. 647 00:32:07,053 --> 00:32:08,061 Uncle Burton. 648 00:32:08,651 --> 00:32:11,294 Burton, I got here as soon as I could. 649 00:32:11,517 --> 00:32:13,398 Who are all these strange people? 650 00:32:13,608 --> 00:32:16,251 It's all a part of our investigation. We had to come check out a lead. 651 00:32:16,252 --> 00:32:18,430 - Thanks for meeting me down here. - Oh, no problem. 652 00:32:18,431 --> 00:32:20,772 That ride in the cab gave me a chance to fill out this postcard 653 00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:24,394 letting everybody in the family know about our psychic detective. 654 00:32:25,329 --> 00:32:27,849 Well, I hope you saved some room on there... 655 00:32:27,850 --> 00:32:30,297 - 'Cause I just solved the case. - Yeah? 656 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,839 A few months ago, chef Antonio put beef broth in his veggie burgers 657 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:39,435 at his restaurant, infuriating vegetarians all over Santa Barbara. 658 00:32:39,693 --> 00:32:43,148 That woman tried to put the chef out of business. 659 00:32:43,149 --> 00:32:44,404 But it didn't work. 660 00:32:44,405 --> 00:32:49,280 So instead, she poisoned the critic, and framed chef Antonio for it. 661 00:32:49,315 --> 00:32:52,035 What are you talking about? I never poisoned anybody. 662 00:32:52,036 --> 00:32:53,045 You guys are nuts. 663 00:32:53,082 --> 00:32:57,179 Hey, watch the way you talk to my nephew, 'cause he can see right into your soul. 664 00:32:57,362 --> 00:32:59,052 You were there on the night it happened, 665 00:32:59,053 --> 00:33:02,948 and I'm sure that seeing the chef behind bars must make you pretty happy. 666 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,477 Well, of course it makes me happy. 667 00:33:05,478 --> 00:33:08,088 He didn't have respect for the rights of animals. 668 00:33:08,089 --> 00:33:12,541 - Meat is murder. - But murder is also murder, Miss Dwyer! 669 00:33:12,568 --> 00:33:13,572 We'll be right there. 670 00:33:13,831 --> 00:33:15,859 Guys, there's been a development in your case. 671 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:19,650 Someone died from eating death caps, that were discarded downtown yesterday. 672 00:33:19,679 --> 00:33:21,400 - Yesterday? - Yesterday? 673 00:33:21,498 --> 00:33:24,116 Dude, it couldn't be her. She's been chained to a pole for three days. 674 00:33:24,117 --> 00:33:25,641 Plus, we're now here near downtown. 675 00:33:25,681 --> 00:33:26,686 She still could've done it. 676 00:33:26,687 --> 00:33:28,021 She could have easily have slipped out of here 677 00:33:28,022 --> 00:33:31,129 - and done it when no one was around. - Actually, she couldn't have. 678 00:33:31,130 --> 00:33:34,364 We have a rough description of the suspect that threw the mushrooms away. 679 00:33:34,365 --> 00:33:36,202 It was a six-foot tall man. 680 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,628 Psychic... Bogus. 681 00:33:48,731 --> 00:33:50,796 Our second victim was a homeless man. 682 00:33:50,797 --> 00:33:54,393 Ate a bag of death caps he saw being tossed in a dumpster yesterday, 683 00:33:54,394 --> 00:33:57,952 then went to the health clinic today after complaing of abdominal pains. 684 00:33:58,176 --> 00:33:59,529 He died a few hours ago. 685 00:33:59,551 --> 00:34:01,727 What else do we know about the person who discarded them? 686 00:34:01,751 --> 00:34:06,211 Not much. The victim died before he was able to give us an accurate description. 687 00:34:06,462 --> 00:34:09,707 And chef Antonio was in custody, so it looks like he's innocent. 688 00:34:10,472 --> 00:34:12,935 Not if he had an accomplice. Now that we've got the chef, 689 00:34:12,936 --> 00:34:14,918 his partner's out there trying to dispose of evidence. 690 00:34:14,919 --> 00:34:16,896 Let's go down to lockup, talk to that chef. 691 00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:18,705 Thanks. 692 00:34:20,402 --> 00:34:21,496 See you later. 693 00:34:23,886 --> 00:34:27,046 - Where was the dumpster located? - At the corner of Laguna and Vista. 694 00:34:29,057 --> 00:34:31,086 Shawn, we were on the right track. 695 00:34:31,087 --> 00:34:33,542 Laguna and Vista is across the street from the newspaper. 696 00:34:33,543 --> 00:34:35,713 Whoever threw out those mushrooms works at the paper. 697 00:34:35,714 --> 00:34:37,217 We have to go back over there. 698 00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:39,979 - Uncle Burton's flight leaves in an hour. - I don't care. 699 00:34:39,980 --> 00:34:43,034 Do you know what's at stake here, Shawn? My entire future with my family. 700 00:34:43,058 --> 00:34:45,775 Yeah, that, two unsolved murders, and an innocent man who's still in jail. 701 00:34:45,776 --> 00:34:47,288 But your family too. 702 00:34:47,289 --> 00:34:49,173 Dude, we still have no idea who the killer is. 703 00:34:49,174 --> 00:34:51,423 And it's gonna take longer than an hour to figure that out. 704 00:34:53,449 --> 00:34:55,809 Fine, let's go to the stupid airport. 705 00:34:58,357 --> 00:35:00,007 Listen, Burton, 706 00:35:00,008 --> 00:35:02,864 maybe you're not all to blame for fouling up this case. 707 00:35:02,865 --> 00:35:06,836 I mean... I can't help but think that you'd do better at this detective business 708 00:35:06,837 --> 00:35:08,978 if you didn't have Shawn weighing you down. 709 00:35:08,979 --> 00:35:11,672 I mean, I don't see what he's bringing to the operation. 710 00:35:11,673 --> 00:35:13,267 You're psychic, he's not. 711 00:35:13,525 --> 00:35:16,107 - What do you need him around for? - You know, 712 00:35:16,108 --> 00:35:17,669 Gus, your uncle has a point. 713 00:35:17,689 --> 00:35:20,971 What I'm trying to say is it was murder, she wrote, not murder, they wrote. 714 00:35:21,061 --> 00:35:23,690 - That's true. - Oh, this is great. 715 00:35:23,691 --> 00:35:25,940 I left some of my clothes at the hotel. 716 00:35:25,941 --> 00:35:28,540 Maybe if somebody hadn't rushed me down to the burger stand, 717 00:35:28,541 --> 00:35:31,504 I wouldn't have forgotten to pack my new yellow hippo shirt. 718 00:35:31,538 --> 00:35:34,203 - You mean your hip shirts? - No, I mean my hippo shirt. 719 00:35:34,204 --> 00:35:36,588 I bought a couple of 'em down on state street. 720 00:35:36,589 --> 00:35:40,725 You know, normally I don't go for modern fashion, but these hippo shirts, 721 00:35:40,726 --> 00:35:42,576 they make my arms look so huge. 722 00:35:42,945 --> 00:35:46,818 They've got a nice little hippo logo right on the sleeve... See? 723 00:35:46,911 --> 00:35:47,920 Nice. 724 00:35:50,130 --> 00:35:52,281 He had sunshine coming out of his mouth. 725 00:35:53,404 --> 00:35:55,359 He had a hippotamus for a hand. 726 00:35:57,268 --> 00:35:59,383 Gus, I just figured it out. 727 00:35:59,773 --> 00:36:02,822 Who had the best access to the person picking the next restaurant critic? 728 00:36:02,823 --> 00:36:03,834 Think about it. 729 00:36:05,312 --> 00:36:07,881 Uncle Burton, you might be a little late for your flight. 730 00:36:13,123 --> 00:36:17,267 So I'm proud to announce that our new restaurant critic will be... 731 00:36:17,268 --> 00:36:19,728 My hard-working assistant Nick. 732 00:36:21,544 --> 00:36:23,510 Thank you so much, sir. 733 00:36:23,511 --> 00:36:27,014 I am so surprised. I honestly didn't expect to get this job at all. 734 00:36:27,053 --> 00:36:28,906 That's not exactly true, is it? 735 00:36:28,955 --> 00:36:30,491 - Whoa, Gus... - Don't worry, I got it. 736 00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:33,032 You knew that Phil Pritikin would give you this job. 737 00:36:33,033 --> 00:36:35,675 That's why you murdered Vince Wagner. 738 00:36:36,156 --> 00:36:37,668 - Wait... - I said I got it. 739 00:36:37,705 --> 00:36:38,713 Hang on, hang on. 740 00:36:38,714 --> 00:36:40,681 - You're saying he's the killer? - Yes. 741 00:36:40,682 --> 00:36:43,619 And I'm going to tell you exactly how he did it... 742 00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:45,234 In just a second. 743 00:36:46,315 --> 00:36:47,755 You never told me how he did it. 744 00:36:47,782 --> 00:36:49,762 - Why do you think I'm trying to stop you? - What are we gonna do? 745 00:36:49,763 --> 00:36:52,095 My uncle thinks I'm the psychic, the newspaper thinks you're a psychic, 746 00:36:52,096 --> 00:36:54,160 and the cops think I'm just translating your visions. 747 00:36:54,535 --> 00:36:56,305 - Give me a second to think. - Hurry up. 748 00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:57,338 Okay, I have a plan. 749 00:36:57,339 --> 00:36:59,060 Blurt out something nonsensical... Do it now. 750 00:36:59,089 --> 00:37:00,613 Keylaces, shoeboards, pineapples! 751 00:37:00,638 --> 00:37:03,837 Oh, no. The visions have become too complex for one person to decipher. 752 00:37:03,838 --> 00:37:06,355 - Gus, might I offer my help? - Yes, Shawn, you... 753 00:37:06,491 --> 00:37:07,499 Magic head. 754 00:37:08,701 --> 00:37:10,582 Two heads working together as one. 755 00:37:12,045 --> 00:37:12,967 You! 756 00:37:12,968 --> 00:37:14,983 You wanted the most coveted job the paper had to offer, 757 00:37:14,984 --> 00:37:17,146 and you were in the good graces of the one guy that could give it to you, 758 00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:18,499 but there was a problem. Now... 759 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:20,440 What was that problem? 760 00:37:21,683 --> 00:37:24,140 The problem was Wagner was never going to retire. 761 00:37:24,176 --> 00:37:25,603 So what did you do? 762 00:37:27,052 --> 00:37:29,851 You hatched a plan to force Wagner off the job. 763 00:37:29,852 --> 00:37:31,978 The first thing you need was a fall guy. 764 00:37:31,979 --> 00:37:33,880 Unfortunately, Lee Majors wasn't available. 765 00:37:37,204 --> 00:37:39,797 Apparently, he was available. He lives here in town. 766 00:37:40,548 --> 00:37:42,134 But he was a little out of your price range, 767 00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:44,359 so you flipped through Wagner's hate mail, and you discovered that 768 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,915 chef Antonio was the perfect candidate. 769 00:37:49,751 --> 00:37:53,378 You knew Antonio's signature dish was his wild mushroom risotto, 770 00:37:53,379 --> 00:37:54,743 so what did you do? 771 00:37:55,736 --> 00:37:59,326 You tracked down some death cap mushrooms, 772 00:37:59,327 --> 00:38:01,761 and baked 'em into a risotto that resembled Antonio's. 773 00:38:01,762 --> 00:38:03,544 But you made two mistakes. First... 774 00:38:03,545 --> 00:38:07,637 You sliced your mushrooms into cubes instead of strips, and second... 775 00:38:08,984 --> 00:38:11,381 Wagner noticed that his risotto was cold. 776 00:38:11,382 --> 00:38:14,755 Why would risotto be served cold in a five-star restaurant? 777 00:38:15,568 --> 00:38:19,634 Because... Antonio didn't cook it. You snuck it in. 778 00:38:20,113 --> 00:38:23,258 We just had a surprise inspection a few days ago. 779 00:38:23,491 --> 00:38:26,000 A simple call to the county will confirm that there were no real 780 00:38:26,001 --> 00:38:28,881 health inspectors at antonio's restaurant that night. 781 00:38:29,065 --> 00:38:30,110 You posed as one. 782 00:38:30,111 --> 00:38:32,763 And that gave you the cover you need to switch out the risotto 783 00:38:32,764 --> 00:38:34,497 with your poisoned batch. 784 00:38:42,476 --> 00:38:43,484 Stop! 785 00:38:44,151 --> 00:38:46,290 Wagner died, Antonio was arrested, 786 00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:48,602 and no one suspected you were the real killer. 787 00:38:48,634 --> 00:38:50,108 This... This is preposterous! 788 00:38:50,109 --> 00:38:52,995 You can't just walk in here and accuse someone of being a murderer! 789 00:38:53,035 --> 00:38:54,504 Well, actually we can. 790 00:38:57,949 --> 00:38:59,474 Damn right we can. 791 00:38:59,817 --> 00:39:03,395 They guy you went to about the mushrooms remembers exactly what you look like. 792 00:39:03,396 --> 00:39:06,543 After he toned down the drug-induced exaggerations. 793 00:39:06,544 --> 00:39:07,909 Tall guy... 794 00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:10,577 Orange cheese powder around the mouth... 795 00:39:10,578 --> 00:39:12,359 And a hippo logo on his sleeve. 796 00:39:12,409 --> 00:39:14,349 Al Mooney is insane! 797 00:39:14,350 --> 00:39:16,759 - Nobody will believe what he says. - Hang on a minute. 798 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,145 I don't believe anyone said the witness' name. 799 00:39:19,908 --> 00:39:21,199 You're under arrest. 800 00:39:22,674 --> 00:39:25,344 - Cuff him, guys. - Busted. 801 00:39:27,039 --> 00:39:28,355 I want to talk to a lawyer. 802 00:39:31,820 --> 00:39:35,422 Looks like you're finally able to communicate your visions again. 803 00:39:35,464 --> 00:39:37,321 It feels good to be back, Jules. 804 00:39:37,322 --> 00:39:39,428 Matter of fact, I'm having another vision right now. 805 00:39:39,429 --> 00:39:42,899 You and me celebrating over dinner, drinks. 806 00:39:42,936 --> 00:39:45,813 Hmm, sounds like you're still a little off. 807 00:39:47,075 --> 00:39:49,620 - Whew, another case solved. - Yeah. 808 00:39:49,645 --> 00:39:51,187 Now, let just get your to the airport. 809 00:39:51,212 --> 00:39:53,499 For what... My flight left five minutes ago. 810 00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:56,587 Are you mad? 811 00:39:56,661 --> 00:39:57,706 No... 812 00:39:57,707 --> 00:40:00,605 Why would I be mad at you, Gus, huh? 813 00:40:03,013 --> 00:40:05,293 Guys, there's been a bank Robbery downtown. 814 00:40:05,294 --> 00:40:06,584 Chief Vick's asking for you. 815 00:40:06,621 --> 00:40:09,289 A bank Robbery. Man, that sounds exciting. 816 00:40:09,290 --> 00:40:11,115 You guys don't mind if I tag along, do you? 817 00:40:11,152 --> 00:40:12,513 - Well... - Of course not. 818 00:40:12,514 --> 00:40:13,575 Wait for me. 819 00:40:15,306 --> 00:40:17,692 Don't worry, I have a plan. 820 00:40:22,727 --> 00:40:23,956 Gus, take it easy. 821 00:40:24,495 --> 00:40:27,569 And, Shawn, don't forget to vacuum the office every night. 822 00:40:27,606 --> 00:40:29,241 I'm all over it, uncle Burton. 823 00:40:29,242 --> 00:40:30,132 Matter of fact, 824 00:40:30,133 --> 00:40:33,157 you might just want to check out this little ditty before you go. 825 00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:34,705 What's that? 826 00:40:34,706 --> 00:40:37,786 Well, Gus, I learned from your uncle that I need to be a better assistant. 827 00:40:37,787 --> 00:40:40,946 So I have taken the liberty to draw up a new employment contract 828 00:40:40,947 --> 00:40:45,063 that spells out the duties of the psychic detective's non-psychic associate. 829 00:40:45,117 --> 00:40:47,416 - Assistant. - Assistant. 830 00:40:47,883 --> 00:40:50,379 Things like cleaning, emptying the trash, 831 00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:52,084 - doing the dishes... - Thank you, Shawn. 832 00:40:52,085 --> 00:40:53,287 - I'll sign it later. - Nah, 833 00:40:53,288 --> 00:40:55,562 sign it now before he changes his mind. 834 00:40:55,599 --> 00:40:58,537 - Yeah, Gus, before I change my mind. - I'm not signing that, Shawn. 835 00:40:58,561 --> 00:41:00,246 - And why the hell not? - Because... 836 00:41:03,115 --> 00:41:05,106 Look, uncle Burton, 837 00:41:05,107 --> 00:41:07,934 I gotta tell you something, and I know you're gonna be disappointed. 838 00:41:07,968 --> 00:41:11,079 I know, I know. You're confused because I'm here. 839 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,538 You don't know whether to sign it "Burton" or "Gus". 840 00:41:14,066 --> 00:41:15,086 Let me tell you, son. 841 00:41:15,087 --> 00:41:18,990 Your psychic abilities help solve crimes, it makes the world a better place. 842 00:41:19,429 --> 00:41:22,232 Thanks to you, the Burton legacy will live on. 843 00:41:22,873 --> 00:41:26,304 So sign that thing any way you want to. You've got my blessing. 844 00:41:28,547 --> 00:41:30,416 Is that what you were going to tell me? 845 00:41:31,331 --> 00:41:33,678 - Pretty much. - Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 846 00:41:33,679 --> 00:41:35,127 Take it easy, fellas. 847 00:41:37,207 --> 00:41:38,264 We'll see ya. 848 00:41:46,302 --> 00:41:49,240 Well, there you have it. You can sign it any way you want. 849 00:41:49,543 --> 00:41:51,276 I'm not signing that, Shawn. 850 00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,514 Dude, you can sign anything you want. 851 00:41:53,515 --> 00:41:54,522 He said. 852 00:41:55,764 --> 00:41:57,426 You could sign it "Don Cheadle." 853 00:41:57,463 --> 00:41:58,459 I'm not signing. 854 00:41:58,570 --> 00:42:00,192 D'brickashaw Fillington. 855 00:42:00,674 --> 00:42:02,125 Delroy Lindo! 856 00:42:02,126 --> 00:42:03,126 Indru for Freshon.TV