But how did I lose? My bike's twiceas good as his.
Yeah, well you see, that's the thing, shawn.
Sure, your bike looks greatwith all these ridiculous reflectors and gadgets
from years' worth of cereal box tops,
but gus here focusedon what's important:
Hard work.
I'm sorry son, but he justout-pedaled you.
but he justout-pedaled you.
Do you understand?
I think so.
I got it!
I had the wrong songplaying that time.
Best two out of three.
I know... what you'retrying to do, shawn. And it's not gonna work.
I'm not buying.
Oh, it's on now.
On three.
One...
two...
let go of my chair, shawn.
The wheels! They're stuck together!
- Listen, you two... - did you see who won? I beat him, didn't I?
- No,no, no. Two out of three. - Ha, that meansl beat him, right?
Unlike everyone elsearound here,I'm not fooledby the fact that you...
wear grown-up clothes have mastered the rudimentarylevels of communication
and,somehow, manage to feed yourselves.
I see you for what you are: Children.
So do me a favor and let the grown-upsdo their work.
I got a boo-boo.
Speaking of boo-boos, you wouldn't happen to haveany extra unsolved cases lying around, would you?
you wouldn't happen to haveany extra unsolved cases lying around, would you?
Spencer, there is justno easy way to tell you
that I consider youa waste of this department'stime and energy.
Huh.
I guess there wasan easy way.
But actually I've gotless patience for you today than normal.
See,I received an invitation to give a presentationat 21-les.
21st centurylaw enforcement seminar?
- Oh. - Oh. yes.
We know that better as"21 saint cent-les.
" I like to call it21 cent law info semin.
Go ahead...
make jokes.
But we just did.
You see, kids,I will be presenting the cutting edgetechnology.
Modern tools for the new detective.
We're talking back-scatterx-ray scanning, dna sampling,
sonic weaponry, you name it,I am—
that's weird.
I could have sworn that I—
- I don't believe it. - Don't believe what?
My car, it's gone. It was right there.It's—
it's been stolen.
Who would daresteal my car?
well, here's the good news.
It'll make for an amusing anecdote during your presentationat 21 saint cent-les.
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all right, just keep your mouth shut. I don't want people to think anything's wrong.
Morning,o'conell.
Schwartz.
Dobson.
Just rapping with the fellas, shooting the breeze.
Sweet, now they'll just think it's 1974.
Wait a minute.
Is—is this a prank?
Did you take my car? Is this some sort of "punking"?
To think that we would stoop so low
as to tamper with police-issued property,
and defile the institution that is the santa barbara police department,
is an affront to our honor.
I for one, am greatly offended. And I, for two.
I just don't see how this could have happened.
Did you?
- Wait! I'm getting somethinG. - what, shawn? What is it?
It's a trace on lassie's car.
It's faint, but clear.
You were recently somewhere where the security of your car was compromised.
I'm sensing someplace posh.
Surprisingly upscale for someone on half a civil servant's salary.
As it happens,I... dined at a very exclusive restaurant last night.
The type of restaurant one would take a date to?
Is old lassieback in the game?
It is non of your business withwhom I spend my personal time.
- Now you have to dish. She blonde? - Brunette?
- Mail order? - You sly dog.
Please,I'm not gonna engagein some sort of juvenile masculinity contest.
- He went by himself. - Yeah.
Her name was polly smith. 324 sycamore lane.
We kissed. Ask her.
Polly smith?
whoa!
Something happenedat that restaurant that led to your carbeing stolen.
I'm sensing red coats.
And accents.
- The british? - No.
The valets.
Check the valetdeparture car.
He may have used the old "key in the putty" trickto get an impression.
Of course, that would have beenmy first deduction, had I not been...
overcoming this blatantviolation.
- I'm gonna getright over there. - No, oh.
No car, remember?
You guys are so funny.
Oh, guess what. I just got a new car.
Yours.
Maybe we had a littletoo much fun with him.
Maybe.
I have to pee-pee.
May I help you, gentleman?
The theft of policeproperty has occurred. I have reason to believethe guilty party works here.
Oh, dear.
Well, rest assured you haveour complete cooperation.
I only ask that you keepyour investigation under wraps.
You know, for appearance sake.
Noted.
Now,I'm gonna need to sequesteryour main dinning room,
interview your entirevalet staff, and possibly your busboys.
One moment.
- Yeah, he's gonna be a problem. - I don't know. He seemed pretty cooperative.
Your work here is done. I'll get my car backsoon enough.
Here.
But I'm warning you,
if word of this little incidentgets out of the station,
I will start making things very difficult for you down there.
You're sayingyou haven't even been trying?
All this time?
Good-bye.
He's not gonna get anywheretalking to those valets.
They havea very strict code. I still think you'rethinking about the british.
May have to roll my sleevesup for this one, gus.
Actually,I may haveto take off my entire shirt.
Please don't.
later.
Hi there.
My name is shawn spencer.
I'm the head psychic for the santa barbarapolice department.
And I may need to geta statement from you.
More specifically, the word "yes.
" Nice try. But I reserve the right to refuse serviceto anyone.
That's all right. If my parents were visiting,
I probably wouldn't wanna waste time meeting handsomenew strangers either.
Regardless of how smart or interestingthey might be.
My parents are visiting.
That was pretty impressive. You really are psychic.
Sorry,I thought you were just hittingon me.
Oh,I'm actuallymuch more interested in going outwith your parents.
I love theminiatures museum.
What was ityou needed to ask me about?
Do you recall any uh...
suspicious behavior from any of the valetson duty last night?
Now that you mention it, we had a new guywho started yesterday, but didn't show up this morning.
Bingo.
Gonna need a nameand a phone number.
Of course.
And then...
I'll give you the informationabout the valet.
Get this.
The valet's numberis actually a number to a pay phoneoutside of a warehouse.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know if itlooks like the warehouse from blue city, gus.
You're t only onethat remembers that movie.
What, are you insane?
Way more people saw from the hip than blue city—
look,I'm not gonna talkjudd nelson right now.
No, just— just meet me at the stationin an hour.
Thank you.
A warehouse?
Sweet! There's always somethinghappening on the dl inside a warehouse.
You staked it out, right? I know you staked it out.
Oh, it got staked.
Stook.
Staken?
- Staked, right? - Right.
Yeah, yeah—it got staked.
- You found out what happenedto lassiter's car? - A whole bunch of carsgo in,
but only boxes fullof car parts come out.
Dude, it's a chop shop.
That's big.
victims— I see victims everywhere!
It's horrible!
Sawed-off parts strewn about.
- Fluids sprayingin every direction. - Oh, dear god!
- Are we talking abouta serial killer? - I can see the victims' names.
- accord, look out! - get outta there!
escalade, don't let him in the door.
Oh,camry, you were too young to go!
- Are we talking about cars? - Stolen cars?
The signal's too strong.
I'm getting "chop sticks. "Chopped salad?
What?
- "Chop suey? - " Good god!
"Wheelie and the chopper bunch.
" Does that mean anything to you? "Wheelie and the chopper bunch.
" Chop shop! It's a chop shop.
Yes!
And—and I see a warehouse.
And cargo containers.
And a street sign. And a little mousenamed algernon in a maze.
Flower street!
flower street— that's down by the tracks.
We better check this out.
You know you just bought that, right?
Looks like a slam dunk, mr. Spencer.
Wally thereis the ringleader. And all the evidence we needto take him down is right here.
I mean, stolen parts, serial numbers, shipment logs— you name it.
No need to thank me, chief. Just glad to help.
Don't thank him either.
Well, if I can't thank you I can't pay you.
- Our pleasure. - Oh, you're very welcome. You are.
You know, this ring was responsible for hundreds of car thefts around town.
Wally had operativesin places— mechanics,valets, car wash attendants—=
all copying people's keys and then stealing their cars from different locations.
Does it say anything in there about them stealingloose change
or switching the presetson radios?
'cause that happens to me all the time.
Okay, gus.
Go ahead and put your aluminum foil hatback on.
I'm not paranoid, shawn. It happens.
Anyway,I believe this isa department record for the fastest bust ever in a case this size.
Truly your most efficient work.
Oh, stop. That's so unnecessary.
You know,I couldn't help but noticethat a certain vehicle belonging to a certain head detective just happensto not be here.
belongingto a certain head detective
just happensto not be here.
Lassie, we had the boysfrom crime scene move your car up the street
right before youand the chief arrived.
You're in the clear, tiger.
Thanks.
Although... todayis a street sweeping day.
Did we park on the east sideor the west side of the street?
North side.
No,no,no.It wasn't the north side.
Yes, it was.
I'd know, shawn.
I'm good with directions.You're not.
Gus, you have the bearingsof a wounded bumblebee. Why would— uh-oh.
We needto get out of here.
well, you're certainly a unique guy, shawn.
A guy who callsthe day he gets the number.
And brings flowers.
I stole the flowers.
From table one.
They're fake, and they smell vaguelyof creamy pesto, but I'm pretty sureit's the thought that counts.
And you're good enoughto come and meet me here my last free nightbefore my parents arrive.
Oh, wrapping up this casewas a lot easier than I thought.
And this is one of the biggeststrawberries I've ever seen.
Impressive.
I've been here all day.
So...
what do you saywe take our dessert back to my place?
I say yes.
Was this too easy?
I beg your pardon?
Nothing.I'm sorry. Never mind.
I can't believe how quicklyl nailed this.
Am I really this good?
Excuse me?
I mean, is it possible that... no.
No, nothing like thishas ever happened before.
And nothing's going to happentonight either.
How dare you think that I'm easy?
Good-bye.
What—no.No,no, no.I'm not talking about you.
This is— this is something much worse.
This is the first timel've been wrong about a case.
Gus,I'm telling you, it was too easy.
Why would this wally guyslip up by stealinga detective's car from in frontof a police station?
That doesn't makeany sense.
Sure it does.
One of his guys got sloppy.
Gus,I'm pretty sure I saw him smileas they loaded him into the squad car.
What, he thinksgoing to prison is dope?
No, come on.
I think I solved the crimel was supposed to solve.
Not the crimel should've solved.
Okay, you're not makingany sense.
And I happen to be busy, so if you don't mind?
What are you doing? What is this?What, are you going somewhere?
Yes, actually,I am.
I finally havea free weekend.
Which means I get to usethe spa utopia package I won for being top sales rep.
It comes completewith town car and driver.
Gus, you've been braggingabout that award for over a year—why go now?
Maybe I keptpushing it back because I was always workinga second job.
Like when I had to entera civil war reenactment?
Or when I was protectinga sorority of pajama-clad coeds.
You're actually complaining about that?
No,I'm not.
But let's not forget aboutthe entire week I gave up riding shotgun to a cat,
which, by the way, was not a boy cat at all.
That's some serious stress, shawn.
I have to geta deep-tissue massage to work out all the knotsin my back.
I call the big one'little shawn.
" Okay, that's the creepiest thinganyone's ever said to me.
They have a blind masseuse up there named gloria.
I hear she works wonders.I can't wait.
What is it with you and the blind?
I remember you went crazyfor that blind sculptor that did your bust.
That was lionel richiein the video for hello.
Great.
Now I'm gonna have that songstuck in my head.
Good.Good-bye, shawn.
chief!
We gotta reopenthe chop shop case.
I'm pretty surewe missed something.
First of all,"we" don't decide to reopen cases.I do.
That's what I meant.
- Morning, chief.-Morning.
Uh,lassiter,mr. Spencer seems to think we might have missed somethingin the chop shop case.
No... no, that'san open-and-shut case if ever I've seen one.
sorry,mr.Spencer, but if you want to reopen the case,
you're gonna needto come up with some concrete evidence.
We don't devote department resources to personal whims.
Carlton,I finishedthe powerpoint slides for your 21-lespresentation.
This is... official department business?
Oh, you're right, helvetica isa much better font.
I know— see how the m in "double murder suicide'just jumps off the page?
Okay.
is there anyone left that I can actually speak to about this case?
Like I said, there's still...
quite a fewunanswered questions.
Well, what can I say? You guys got mefair and square. That's just it.
What kind of chop shop artiststeals a cop's car and doesn't chop it up?
It's almost like you wantedto leave a trail.
Leave a trail, don't leave a trail, wouldn't do any good.
You guys caught me quick.
Snap! Mind of a cheetah.I was like,"what?" Cops are like,wham! Miranda.
Yeah,well, there's still some questions.
For instance, why haven't youposted bail, wally?
Oh, it's all good.You know,I'ma just do my time. With good behavior.
And go on with my life.
Till then,I'm like,"my bad!" The court's like,"get in that cell." Justice.
Okay.
Let's try this again.
prisoner 1906, visiting time is over.
Gotta go.
Your massage therapistwill be right with you,mr. Guster.
In the meantime, please relax. And hydrate.
Thank you.
Excuse me. Excuse me, do you mind?
Shawn, what are you doing here?
Sorry.
Shawn, what are you doing here?
Trust me.
The way today's going,I need to relax too.
I can't get the chiefto reopen the case.
I already— I already told youl'm not helping you either.
You willwhen you hear this.
What?
I visited wally.
In prison.
- You went to the pen?-I went to the joint.
You went to the clink?
According to the visitors' log, the only other person who dropped byto see wally was jonny G.
Who turns out to be the jonny G. Of jonny G.'Sbling it on custom auto shop.
So all he's guilty ofis a bad pun?
Hardly.
First wally gets arrestedfor running a chop shop, then he gets visitedby jonny G.
, Who worksin custom auto parts.
Adds a whole new angleto the case, gus.
Look, is jonny G. Dirty too?
What's the g stand for?
Is wally working for him?
What other criminal nonsenseare they up to?
Man, we may have just uncoveredthe tip of the iceberg here.
That's all you've got?
That... and this.It burns.
Sitting here listeningto you right now, little shawnjust got bigger.
I beg your pardon.
- No thanks. - Fine.
What time are you seeingthat blind chick?
Gloria can't see me.
Dude,I knowhow being blind works.
I mean she's booked, shawn.
I had to bookwith this girl named kelly.
I hope she's good.
Mr. Guster.
Are you readyfor your massage?
Kelly?
Call me kel.
you know what, kel?
I forgot I have anotherappointment I have to go to.
thanks for your time.
Dude.
That dude's shoulders lookedlike two little baby heads.
I know.
Okay,I'll help.
But I must be backin two hours.
That's when I bookedthe isolation chamber.
Sweet.
We'll take your town car.
You're not naked under there, are you?
Naked and unashamed.
Man... I'll be outside.
How are we gonna getthis information out of jonny G.
The dude thinkswe're customers,gus.It's a perfect cover.
I don't get it.
Who wastes moneytricking out a car?
It's frivolousand ridiculous.
Not to mention it compromisesthe integrity of the vehicle.
Yo,shawn!Yo, lookin' good,man.Wassup, homie?
- Jonny G., How are ya?-Good, man.
This is my friend, ovaltine jenkins.
- Oh,respect,a'ight? What's up,o?-What's happening?
Yo, check it out. Your ride is fresh to death.
Always do the last checksmyself, you know what I mean? Just to make sureit meets specs.
- You know what I mean?-I do know what you mean.
- All right.-You know what I mean?
What ride?
This one.
my car!
Shawn!
I told you it wasthe perfect cover.
That is fresh to death.
this is a company car, shawn.
I have to visit clientsin this.
Would you relax?
I can't believe you spent all our money from the chop shop case on this.
What?
You couldn't findany magic beans?
A "jack and the beanstalk'reference?
Really?
You wasted our money.
I reinvested it in the business, gus.
Once we figure out what's upwith jonny G.'S shop and re-solve the case, we'll get another check.
And you want to know what we are going to do with it?Party like it's 1999.
- No, we're gonna— party.
- Shawn.-Karamu?
- No!-Fiesta?
We're gonnaspend that money turning my car backto the way it was.
All right.
But I still don't see why you won't drive itlike this.
Because!
It's embarrassing.
Embarrassing?
Dude, this is sweet.
This is fresh to death.
You won't enjoy it,I will.
What's up, ladies?
nice ride.
That's hot.
Thank you.
You're hot!
You are so hot!
Get out of my seat.
You said you didn't want to drive.
It's my ride, shawn.
I'm driving.
Just get us to the station.
I gotta convince the chief to let us snoop around jonny G.'S operations.
What now?
I'm gonna need your licenseand regis- - oh.Hey. Oops.
I-I didn't know it was you guys.
Sorry, but in this car, you just happento fit a profile.
I'm really sorryto bother you guys.
Mauler!
Heel!
Now I'm really, really sorry.
He's just a trainee for k9 unit.
Obviously, he's not gonna make it.
Sorry again, fellas.
And gus?
Mauler barksat all cars.
Not just blue ones.
carlton, it's here!
Is thisthe new nanomaterial vest we ordered for 21-les?
Yes, it's gonna kill.
"The kev-tek 7000 "is made withnanomaterial polymers "that give it enough strength to stop a tank mortar shell.
" I can't waitto try it out.
Oh,no,no, no.
Last time, you got to beincapacitated by the sonic gun.
Now it's my turn.
Let go,o'hara.
Oh, come on.
O'har— drop it!
Just let me try it— you know,I've had just about enough of the two of you.
You can both be shot. Just sign the waivers.
cuckoo!Cuckoo! Cuckoo.
Sonny... was a cuckoo bird.
Clearly he was cuckoofor something.
Cocoa puffs.
Exactly.
I always thoughtit was cuckoo puffs.
No, sonny is cuckoofor the puffs, which are cocoa.
That's why the milk turns all brown and chocolatey.
I was never allowed to eatthat stuff when I was a kid.
That's why I don't haveany cavities.
So, are we having cereal?
Yes.
But I'm getting more.
9459687.
7635452.
250960.
Are these serial numbers?
Yes, but there's more.
I see shiny rims.
Spoilers.
Hammered rims.
Spencer, is this aboutthe chop shop?
'Cause we told you, the case is closed.
Now, hold on—this isvery specific information.
O'hara, run the numbersby the crime lab, just to make sure we didn't miss anything in the sweep.
And you better not be wastingdepartment time,mr. Spencer.
Because if you are, we'll beusing these new vests on you.
That's a great idea.
Thank you.
Because that way, it's a plus for me whether they work or fail.
It better not take long for julietto run those numbers.
It won't.
I already missedall of yesterday on this already-solved case.
This is my last dayto enjoy my vacation.
You don't realizehow much stress I've been— I'm not playing, shawn.
I never get to do anything for myself.
I'm getting that massage.
And yes,I'll be naked and unashamed under my robe while they rublittle shawn down!
Wait! It wasn't like that!
Jules, what do you goton those serial numbers?
Well, the good news is, they tracked them to car parts.
The bad news is, the partswere purchased legitimately for bling it on.
And the even worse news is that lassiter wants to know what size vest you wear.
Very funny.
Thanks for making my lifemore challenging.
The car parts at the shopwere legit?
Looks that way.
There must be something elsegoing on down there that we're missing.
Besides sellingstolen car parts.
We gotta get back down thereand look for clues.
I don't know about you, but I'm still on vacation.
Looks like something's wrong with your in-dash dvd navigation and integratedsurround sound system.
That was my speedometer.
Now I can't seehow fast I'm going.
Regardless, we've gotta take it back to jonny G.To fix.
Hey,dude.Is jonny G. Around?
Uh, don't know.
We've been busy.
What you working on there?
Getting this fleet readyto ship to arizona.
Okay, thanks.
And stealth mode.
What are we looking for, anyway?
Anything that pointsto criminal activity.
You know... a white cloth sack with a green dollar sign.
A red barrel labeled "tnt." An anvil. Anything.
Check this out.
What, you already have something?
The point of those examples was to imply it wouldn't be so obvious.
Look how light it is.
Awesome.
Flavor flav can wear itaround his neck.
Flav wears clocks, not rims, shawn.
Why don't you put your phoneon vibrate?
Dad, this is not a good— whoa,whoa,whoa, whoa.
Okay, relax.
I will be right there.
- We gotta go.-Go?
We either needto be working on this case, or I need to be backon my vacation.
He said he needed methere immediately.
I've never heard himsound this urgent.
I hope everything's okay.
here. Scale.
This wasthe urgent emergency?
Yeah—gotta get theseon the grill before it's too late.
I can't believeyou had me rush down here for this, dad.
I thought somethingwas actually wrong with you.
What's wrong with you?
You remember how to scale, don't you, shawn?
Yes,I rememberhow to scale.
You only made me do it1,000 times as a kid.
A kid who didn't believein animal cruelty, by the way.
Those animalswould've killed you dead, given the means.
All right, you scrape the scales, you don't bruisethe flesh,
you make an incisionaround the gill, and you fillet—down the spine.
Very good.You do remember.
And gus, you remember...
where the bathroom is.
You're taking me away fromvery important work right now.
I'll have you knowl'm on the verge of uncovering something big, really big.
Huge.
Did you ever have a caseyou couldn't crack?
Yeah.Yeah,sure. Of course. More than a few.
But a good detective learnsthe most when he doesn't get the bad guy.
No,I got the bad guy.
Oh,well, sometimes he gets off.
But a good detective doesn'tlet that get him down.
No, he's still in jail.
Matter of fact, chief vick even saysit's my best work.
All right, then what's the problem?
It doesn't feellike my best work, you know?
It feels too easy.
Did you everhave that problem?
No, shawn,I don't recall any champagne problems like things being... too easy.
I don't know,I guess— I just imaginedmy best work would be more complicated, you know?
More... intricate, important... and just more, you know, more.
As always, you go after something for the flash, for the excitement.
And when you finally get it, you're never satisfied.It always needssomething more.
That is categorically untrue.
Your best case, what does it need?
It needs more excitement.
Your first bike, what did it need?
More reflectors— well,shawn, did you ever stop and think that maybe it's your expectationsthat need to change?
Son, look at me.Look, shawn.
Sometimes,a case is just a case.
He's just a traineefor k9 unit.
Wait a second.
I just figured it out.
Wait,wait,don't—shawn, don't do this.
Oh, this is much biggerthan we thought. And I was right all along.
Shawn, don't you dare— don't you dare learna wrong lesson while I'm trying to teach you a right lesson!
Look how light it is.
Getting this fleet readyto ship to arizona.
Stop it—stop—stop—stop trying to figure it out.
Stop jumping!
I can't help it!
It all makes sense!
Gus, we gotta go!
I'll explain on the way.
Shawn,shawn,shawn.You should be happy with a job well done, regardless of the excitement that it produces.
Is that it?
Yeah, that's it.
Is it a tight knotright under the shoulder blade?
Yeah, how'd you know?
Gus!
Jonny G.Is smuggling drugs out of stateinside of car parts.
That's why those rimsat the office were so light, dude.
They were hollow!
And that's howhe gets the drugs out.
And some of that residuemust've gotten on your car, which is why that police dogwent crazy barking at the wheels.
That's what wally's beencovering for all along.
He's just a fall guy.
Jonny G.'S runningthe real operation.
Drug trafficking.
We need to make it backto that shop before the evidence leavesfor arizona.
Let's go!
Damn it, we're too late.
Somebody's here.
Jonny G.
Yo, johnny
Dude!
His foot is still on the accelerator.
Stop!
This isn't funny.
You stop.
I can't!
The nitrous oxidecanister's open.
Laughing gas?
That stuff is deadlyin high doses.at least we know what the cause of death is.
I can't believe jonny G. Went out like that.
The police suspectfoul play.
But so far, they have no leads.
All while I was on lockdown?
Guess I ended upwith a better sentence than jonny G. Did.
Irony.
We still havea few questions.
What do you knowabout a shipment of custom carson its way to... arizona?
we were partners, but... jonny G. Was involved in a lotof stuff I didn't know about.
If I asked questions, he'd be like,"nunya." I'd be like,"okay."Relegate.
So—so—you're sayingyou weren't involved with the custom car shopat all?
I'm saying I was justa front man for the chop shop.
And now I'm doingmy time.
But when I get out, crime's gonna be like,"come out and play,wally. Come on.
" I'ma be like,"no." Wally doesn't live hereanymore. Reassimilated.
Time's up.
Dude.
I'm starting to thinkl was wrong about wally.
When?
The first timeor the second time?
Both.
I think he's the mastermindbehind this whole drug thing and jonny G.'S murder.
But wally was in jailwhen jonny G. Died.
Yeah.
He made sure of that.
This is a little awkward.
Man, let's get outta here.
Wally made it easyfor us to catch him because he wanted to get thrown in jail.
That way, he'd be locked upwhen he murdered jonny G.
Which would give himthe perfect alibi.
With jonny G. Out of the way, wally assumes sole controlof the custom car shop.
And the secret drug operation.
Hello,motive, my old friend.
Get this.
According to public court records, wally posted bail this morning.
Why wait until now?
Dude.
Because the big drug dealgoes down today.
But we don't knowwhen or where.
Oh,yes, we do.
Yes, we do.
You callfleet feat trucking.
Find out if they're makingany custom car deliveries today.
Find out when and where.
I'll go get jules and lassie.
Dude, we got this!
as you will see, the tools in the arsenal of the modern-day detective are formidable, to say the least.
Lights, please.
Enjoy.
I pretended to bejonny G.'S lawyer.
Got the trucking company to tell me that a fleet from bling it on is expected to be dropped off at 2:30.
I wrote the location down.
This says'in the middle of a field.
" Why did you haveto write that down?
The addressis on the back.
Nice.
- We don't—we don't have a lot of time.-lights, please.
No.
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have taken law enforcementinto the 21st century and beyond.
thank you.
Thanks very much.
So, are there any questions?
Yes.
I thoughtyou were gonna show us some new law enforcementtechniques.
We've seen all these thingson csi.
Well,I can assure you that this technology represents the latest available to police departments.
Oh, now you're onto something, lassie!
Spencer?
Nobody called for a psychic.
Psychic?
Awesome!
I'm getting a reading here.
It's strange.
Gus, what is this?
I think you may be magnetized.
right in the middleof my presentation.
Wait, is hepolice sanctioned?
Yes.
Yes, he is.
Because we at the santa barbarapolice department believe in using every toolin our arsenal to combat crime,
and mr. Spencer here is often undermy jurisdiction.
Wait...
I'm getting a location.
It's an abandoned railroad track, but why?
Please tell me, spirits of cutting-edge law enforcement technology.
I'm getting michael douglas.
Catherine zeta-jones.
The always under-appreciateddon cheadle.
You know that's right.
Traffic.
Say hello to my little friend!
Uh, scarface.
They're all moviesabout drugs!
Yes!
Drugs!
There must be a giant drug dealgoing down there!
Right now!
We can senda squad car over to check it out.
Fine.
There's no time!
It's happeningin ten minutes.
We have to go now!
We can't get therein ten minutes.
I can.
Let's roll.
Can we come?
Yes, of course you can come.You wait out front. And we'll pull aroundfor you.
- It's been a pleasuredoing business with you.-Thank you.
Hold it! Get up against the car.
Turn around! Up against the car!
look, we were just havinga business transaction.
I was like,"here are your automotive parts, good sir," and he's like,"please, take my money.
" Capitalism.
Come on.
Oh, wally.
Selling custom car partsis legal.
Killing jonny G.To take overhis drug operation... not legal.
I'm laughing.
Entertained.
Well, we try.
Makes perfect sense,though. Knowing how muchyou resented jonny G.
For not including youin the real business down at the shop, huh?
Jonny G. Was involved in a lotof stuff I didn't know about.
If I asked questions, he'd be, like,"nunya." I'd be like,"okay."Relegated.
You figured out a wayto take him out and take overhis entire enterprise.
You got yourself arrestedbecause you knew that in jail,
you'd have the perfect alibiwhen jonny G. Showed up dead.
who would dare steal my car?
Brilliantly plannedthis murder beforehand, knowing that jonny G.Is a creature of habit.
I always dothe final checks myself, just to make sure it meets the specs, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
That he personally inspectsevery single car on the day that it's supposedto be delivered,
and that he isvery, very thorough.So you figured out which canister of nitrous oxide he'd be using,
and rigged it so it would leak when the gauge redlined.
Very creative.
But unlike last time, there's no evidence.
The people's burden.
I'm sorry,jules, what was that?
Oh,I didn't say anything.
- You didn't say anything?-No.
Well, who's the chatty cathywith... back there in... nothing?
Well, who'S... who's talking?
Some...
somebody that saweverything go down.
Wha—who—who is that?
Who...
it's bessie.
It's bessie the mustang.
She's a female mustang. That doesn't make any sense.
Technically, that would make her A... what?
That would be a filly.
A filly, everyone.
Bessie is technically a filly, she—I'm sorry, what?
Put his whatin your what?
Check inside bessie's wheels.
Check inside her wheels.
okay, stop.
You don't have a warrant. That's illegal seizure.
Bill of rights.
very suspicious behavior.
Probable cause.
Nice, jules.
It's drugs.
You are under arrest. But this time, it's for drug trafficking and murder.
Guess that's three strikes.
Legislated!
Oh,nice, gus.
Oh, tell me about it.
Hey, dude.
Hey.
Yeah, we'd liketo schedule a couple of massageswith gloria.
I'm sorry, but gloria's still booked.
The only slotshe has available is a couples' session.
- No.-That's fine.
I mean...
no way.
Thank you.
What's wrong with you?
Dude, you're the onewho said she's so amazing.I figured it was worth it.
Me and you in the same room with just a towel between us?
Not gonna happen.
She's blind.I figured it was worth it. That's nakedand ashamed, shawn.
Maybe you're ashamed. Naked and ashamed.