look,I'm telling you, my son shawn did not have permission to go on that field trip.
well, he did turn in this permission slip.
Signed by you.
Signature's a forgery.It's a fake.
Well, that's a little dramatic, don't you think,mr. Spencer?
Look, this formis a counterfeit. These are serious charges.
And my son needs to be punished.
Mr.Spencer, all three are permission slips also signed by you.
Yes.
Yup.
Yes.
Yes, those—those are my signatures.
Well, you see, then?
I'd be hard-pressed to believe that a child of shawn's age could be capableof such detailed forgery.
Well, you don't know my son.
No offense, but you are the vice principalof a middle school, not a handwriting expert.
That testimony's not gonnahold up in court.
Well, we're not talking court.
Are we?
You know,'cause if we were, you should know that
I did takea handwriting personality course at the learning annexlast summer.
And I can tell by the way you,uh, turn your n humps that
you have a very open and childlike kindnessabout you.
I could be off on that.You know, it—it wasa one-night seminar.
Okay—now, as a sergeant with the santa barbara police department, let me tell youwhat i know.
See the pen lifton the r there?
The bleed mark— that shows hesitation, as if thinking,
"gee.How do I formthat next letter?"
Now I don't know about you, but I don't have to thinkabout how to sign my own damn name.
So you're wrong.
Really?I don't know, dad.
I think mr. Petlic has a point.
They look pretty identicalto me.
present day
Hey, check it out. There's lassiter.
Make a loop like a bunny's ear, wrap it around, careful as you steer...
That's a good boy, lassie.
Wait a minute.You're not lassie.
Well,I don't know what a lassie is, but I'm not it.
I'm special agent lars ewingwith the ftd.
You're a special florist?
Federal treasury department.
We have a department that dealsexclusively with treasures?
if you'll excuse me,I have a meeting in an...
interim chief vick's office.
That's where our meeting is!
This is very exciting.
I feel nervous.
Is that what you're wearing?
This goes againstevery federal bone in my body, but who are you guys?
I'm not familiarwith the federal bone.
Is that connected to the hip bone or the knee bone?
Well,I can tell youwhat the knee bone is gonna connect withif you don't get out of my way.
I'm gonna guess. Not the funny bone?
Yeah.
- This meetingis bigger than we thought. - Yeah.
Get us some seatsclose to the desk, but not on the side.
I'll catch upin a second.
Waiting for godot?
Guffman.
Waiting to exhale?
I'm not waitingto exhale.
- Shawn spencer. - Lindsay leikin.
I'm the head psychicin the department.
This is... sort of my joint.
They, um... hire psychics around here?
Personally,I'm a little bit skeptical.
I'm sorry,I didn't catch that.
I was just gettinga very strong vibration. Did you...
did you just recentlytake up the guitar?
Oh, my god.Yes, just recently.
Very impressive.How did you do that?
Sometimes there's just thisamazingly strong connection from the word go.
I'm getting something else.
This is gonna be a very, very good week for you, lindsay leikin.
Really,I... didn't think—
just... let it happen.
so let me officially welcome you to santa barbara.
We are all readyand willing to—
don't let me interrupt. Please continue.
What'd I say about seatson the side?
Mr.Spencer, this is special agent ewing from the treasury department in washington.
Yes, we sniffed one anotherin the hallway.
He is here becausethey have been tracking an aggressive forger
who's been counterfeiting large numbers of $100 bills
and then laundering the moneyinto small communities across the country.
The last being a home depot right here in the heartof your little hamlet.
Well, we are raringto help you with this federal bust.
Who is this?
This is carlton lassiter, our head detective, and his junior partner, juliet o'hara.
Ah, the name juliet.
"How silver-sweetsound lovers' tongues by night."
Shakespeare. Romeo and juliet.
"Tootie, you in trouble."
It's mindy cohn. Facts of life.
Could you gentlemenplease state your name once again?
And please speak clearly.
Is that a recording device?
Government issued?
Asking if thatis a recording device is like asking if thisis a pen.
- Is it a pen? - That's classified.
It's a pen.
it's tiny. Probably can't hold much.
Oh, that's nota tape recorder.
That is a high-techmicrophone system attached to a mildred.
A mildred? What's—what's a mildred?
I believe it's anintelligence-gathering device.
"Mildred" is probably an anagram.
Military intel listening device recorder... something.
Mildred is not a device. She's my stenographer.
You haveyour own stenographer?
I am hyper-careful. Can't take any chances.
Saved my behindmore than once in making cases stickpast deposition.
Brilliant. Chief?
Not happening.
Now what I need from all of youis your full cooperation in assisting
special agent ewingin any way he sees fit.
Now, any questions?
I have a questionfor special.
- Who is this? - I'm sorry.
This is shawn spencer. And his partner, burton guster.
Mr. Spencer is a psychicwith the department who I thoughtmight be helpful.
Well, next time I have to go on a panty raid,I'll give him a call.
But we already have our own psychic.
She's just startedin the department and she is already a superstar.
Got us so closeto the counterfeiter a month agoin wilmette, illinois.
We must have missed himby only a few minutes.
- Mr.Spencer, lindsay- - leikin.
We too metin the hallway.
Okay,then. Let's adjourn this meeting.
Uh,I know special agent ewing has prepared informational packets for all of you.
We will meetat the home depot tomorrow.
Let's say... 0700 hours.
700 hoursis almost 20 days. Shouldn't we act sooner?
0700 is 7:00 A.M.
Precisely, detective.
Striking and whip-smart. Intriguing.
I knew that too.
You have pennsylvania ave. Running through your veins.
Ever consider takingthe bureau exam?
I have.
Let me set upthat conference area for you. Right this way.
Little skeptical of psychics, are we?
I should have said'just you."
And don't thinkl didn't pick up on that calluses on my handsguitar clue.
Good one.
This is gonna be good.
I'm gonna solve this case, and I'm gonna proveyou're a fake.
Fun, right?
Okay, you are all instructed to cooperate fully with the federal agents.
I'll be damned if we're gonna get shown up on our own turf.
They may be the feds, but we are a team and this is our town.
They will need us.
you breached protocol, leikin.I waited outside the hotel,0630.
You weren't there.
Yeah, sorry.I got up early and went to go get coffee.
Son, let me ask you a question.
What made you think those $100 bills were authentic?
Um,'cause they said "100" on them.
Are you an idiot? Don't answer that.
If I plopped a granny smith apple down on this counter and carved a "100" on it,
would you accept that as legal tender?
Don't answer that.
Do you know what microprinting is?
I'm confused. Should I answer that?
I know what it is.
The introduction of microprinting as an anti-replicant feature began in 1990
with the addition of the words "united states of america" printed around ben franklin's lapel.
In addition, the words "U.S.100" are printed within the lines of the lower left 100.
I'm sorry— is it just me, or is this unbearably boring?
I don't know how ms. Leikin works,
but gus and I are going to investigate the body of the store
and search for our culprit's twisted,wretched, filthy aura.
Because that is what serious psychics do.
Shawn. What are you doing?
shawn?
Dad.
Wow, you look so tiny down there.
What the hell are you doing up there?
What does it look like I'm doing? We're making a case.
A federal one.
Oh, of course you are.
Well, when you've finished wrapping things up for the pentagon,I want you at my house.
I got a project for you.
Afraid we're gonna be a little busy having our pictures taken
with the president of the united states of america.
Mm, oh,I think you'll be there.
- You owe me. - I owe you?
Yeah, for the last 12 times I helped you solve one of your little cases— you agreed.
Gus, did I agree to that?
- Well, technically- - gus.
I think you did.
See ya.
Excuse me. Can I help you guys?
Hello, garrison.
We're working on the counterfeiting case.
And we need to see all ofyesterday's security footage.
How do you knowmy name's garrison?
You thought thiswas gonna be a problem?
I'm sorry, man.I—I didn't meanto freak you out.
My name is shawn spencer.
I'm a psychicwith the police department.
There was already a psychichere last night.
From washington, no less.
She looked at all the tapes and there was no positive id.
She already came here, huh?
And she's good. She also knewmy name was garrison.
Uh, you mind if I take a peek anyway?
I work a little differentlythan her.My process isa little more complex.
I can sometimes pick up imagesthat are underneath the...
- epidermal layer. - here it is.
This is the tape of the counterfeiter that she looked at last night.
You know,honestly, if that pretty lady psychic couldn't pick up anything,
I can't imagine you're gonna have much luck.
You know what, you're probably right. We gave it a shot.
Thanks, garrison.
tall? Short?
Age? Race?
do you mean to tell me that the only thingyou can remember clearly is that he was a man?
and technically,I can't even be sure of that,now, can I?
Wait.I'm getting something.
He... did not wearcorrective lenses.
Actually, that is true.
Okay,well, that's something to go on.
Good work,mr. Spencer.
great—and so we're looking for someone in santa barbara who does not wear glasses.
he— he had a small scar—
about three inches, on the jaw line. And...
he worea single stud diamond in his left ear.
Yes. And yes.
She's exactly right.I can see that clearly now.
That's whyshe's the best.
Tough break.
jules...
dad,I'm confused. There are plansfor a wet bar.
Yeah, that's right. For entertaining.
Right, but I don't seeanywhere in the plans the portal into 1976.
Shawn,a wet barhappens to be a timeless home feature.
Right, perfectfor those warm summer evenings
when reggie jacksonand dyan cannon swing byfor harvey wallbangers.
Shawn. Are you gonna crack wiseor are you gonna get to work?
I feel likeit should be noted that neither gus nor myselfare licensed plumbers.
Yes,I understand that, shawn.
I've already installedthe sink.
All you twohave to do is connect the fittings.
All right. Let's get to work.
Seriously?
- This will be good. - It will?
Work is good,gus.Work is glorious.
It's the breath of life.
- What is this? - It's a drill.
Of course it is. Don't be ridiculous.
You're still upsetthat lindsay showed you up at the crime scene, aren't you?
What is her trick?
Maybe she's just morepsychic-y than you.
Gus, don't be ridiculous. There's no such thingas psychics.
I don't know, shawn.
Even I've been getting a little bitof intuition lately.
In fact,I'm gettingsomething right now.
Something very strong.
She's—she's— Better than you.
You know, they say imitationis the greatest form of flattery, but that hurts.
It hurts below the belt.
Shawn, if you want to beat her, then we have to actuallywork the case.
Utilize my knowledge.
You know I havea coin collection.
I've studied tenderfrom around the world.
- I haveover 85 buffalo nickels, shawn. - Okay.
First of all, and this is key, don't ever, under any circumstances,
ever admit that to anyoneoutside of these walls.
Secondly,I love utilizingyour knowledge, gus.
I can't wait until we havethe case of the missing thimble.
But this case is not aboutcounterfeiting.
It's about meversus her. Ecks versus sever.
Joe versus the volcano.
Fine. Then let's get to it.
What do you know?
All right, this is what I got.
He managednot to be identified on any of the security cameras, which means he's smart.
Smart enoughto stay ahead of the game.
Which meanschanging up anything that could be linkedor traced to him.
- Like his vehicle. - His key.
It was distinctivelynissan. Probably a murano.
Maybe a sentra.
So we go back and checkthe outdoor surveillance cameras from the store,
and look for nissans in the parking lot yesterday.
Yeah,yeah, yeah.I already tipped lassiter off to that.
The only onethat didn't check out was a new onewith no plates.
Ewing's informational packetlinks this guy to over a dozen vehiclessince he left washington.
His pattern's to spendsix to eight days in a townbefore pricking up ears.
You read ewing'sinformational packet?
Cover to cover.
That's weird.I just read the cover.
But I don't needto read the whole thing to know thatthat's his M.O.
He's too smart to still bedriving that car, gus.
He's gotta be switching outhis mode of transportation on a daily basis.
And paying cash.
Gotta launder as muchof that funny money as he can.
So the question is,
to which car dealership would a crook goto spend lots of cash without pricking up ears?
This must bewhat jay leno feels like when he walksinto his garage.
Which makes youkevin eubanks.
I don't think they rollaround town together, shawn.
- Can we talk to the owner? - First we play customer.
It's the peoplewho groove on the floor that are gonna give usthe scoop, gus.
Excuse me, my buddy here is interestedin the banana yellow ferrari,
though he's neither gaynor european.
I hope that's not a prob—
look who finallyfigured it out. Little latE.
How did you not notice her, shawn?
- I wasn't expecting herto be here. - You were lookingright at her.
- She's got me all out of whack. - Get your head in the game.
So what's going on? No one calls us anymore.
That's the new thing?I thought we were a team.
Yeah, first of all, the whole "team" thing. She wasn't talkingto you.
And secondly, ewing didn't call me.
He called o'hara.
It's not likel asked him to.
It's okay,clarice.You don't haveto make excuses to us.
It wasn't just today.
My phone's been ringingall the time.
I don't know how he gotmy home number.
I mean,please.Do you think I wanted to pick up my phoneat 2:00 A.M.
And hear his voice all gravelly and masculine?
Probably called from the hotel.
Maybe just got outof the shower or...
finished with a swim.
Dripping wet.
Just catch mr. Spencer and mr. Guster upon what ms. Leikin was able to figure out.
apparently our guy came in here, bought a used lamborghini for $47,000 in cash.
Next day, he tries to return it.
All sales are final, but the sales manager makes a concession,
offering a mere $26,000 in cash.
He accepts it?
What kind of idiotis this guy?
A genius idiot, according to the feds.
You see, those familiarwith this sort of thing know that it's the classic grift.
Essentially, he traded 47 gs of worthless paperfor $26,000 in cold, hard cash.
I've seen it before.
Where, in a mamet play?any witnesses?
No, but a lamborghiniwas spotted outside of town in goleta,
but it was movingtoo fast to make an id.
You know,I don't thinkhe's a swimmer.
He's not really that build.I bet he plays rugby.
Hey, what color is that suit?
- Black. - Really?
It seems blacker than black.
It's washington black.
Look, if anyone wants to join me,
I'm gonna be taking a look at some of the billsfrom the safe that didn't get deposited.
look, leikin,I think it's possible that we got offon the wrong foot.
- Is that right? - Yeah,I mean, this is silly.
We should join forceslike pitt and jolie, you know?
Work together, make it nice for everyone.
I don't think you get it.
I have nothing to gain here. If you haven't noticed, my job is safe.
It's you I'm worried about, faker.
- In that case, maybe we should just date. - I'm seeing somebody.
- Well, is it- - serious? Yes.
- You didn't knowl was gonna- - yes,I did.
Dude, don't you knowthe move where you take off your jacket and you lay itacross some seats?
Get your headin the game, shawn.
Uh, budgies?
these are good.
But they're not great.
You see how on this bill, the edge of the nose on ben franklin's cloudy?
Did you get that, mildred?
Hey, is there any reasona $100 bill would change colors?
Actually,yes.It's an effect causedby color-shifting ink.
It's only presentin $100 bills.
The changing coloris called color diffraction.
And it's made possiblewhen light reflects off of metallic flakesadded to the ink.
- Good work, gus. - Thank you.
so we'll check the information that ms. Leikin's gatheredfor us
thank goodness!Finally, some nice seats, huh?
This is whatl'm talking about.
What? Did I—
did I just sitin something?
- Gus, do I have puddingon my jeans? - No, no.
- Nothing? - Shawn.
I thinkwe're not welcomed here.
Gus, don't bea paranoid schizophrenic. We're always welcome here.
No, look.
Oh, my godwe're not welcome.
It's nothing personal,mr. Spencer.
Special agent ewing just feels that ms. Leiken has things covered on the psychic front.
And I have to agree with him.
Okay. Take a hint.
Certainly don't needto be told twice.
I think you were just toldthree times.
You know what, this is fine, because we had a good run.
Thank you for the memories.
Oh, just one more thing.
You might want to checkthe cash from the dealership,
because it's notall counterfeit.
That's ridiculous.
If I had learned how to laugh as a child,I would right now.
I lookedat all those bills myself.
Do you really want to go against the leading special agentin counterfeiting
with 14 years of experienceunder his belt and say that those billsweren't fake?
Not all of them. Just one.
And I believethe serial number was...
ald... 975...
7080... 7... 7!
Where are we going?
Shouldn't we have stayed untilthey checked the bills out?
Wait for it.
Spencer. Hold up.
the bill checked out.It's real.
All right. Answer me this,mr. Psychic.
Why would a counterfeiterever use real bills?
Because he had to.
Man... I read your informational packetcover to cover.
Our guy spends six to eight days in every city—
we're only on day four. Quite simply, he ran out of dough.
He didn't know what kind of deal he'd be able to makeon the car.
Turns out, short one bill.
Lucky for us.
So what's our next move?
Well,I'll call washingtonand begin—
I'm sorry,I was asking mr. Spencer.
Oh—oh, you want to know what I thinkhis next move is.
Oh,gus,look, she wants— well, let's see here.
He's gotta print more money.My guess is he,uh, set up shop here in town.
So... we find his little nest, we find him.
Well, buddy... I really hope you like this.
It took me 19 hoursto bake.
Put it in last nightbefore bed.
It takes 19 hours to bakea pineapple upside-down cake?
It does when it's being heatedby a 60-watt bulb.
It's not upside down, shawn.
Who could that beat this hour?
Are you gonna invite me in?
guess.
so this is what a psychic detective officelooks like.
You know,I always imagined it— does something smelllike pineapple?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Would you like some? Wait.
Before you answer that, are you a fanof delicious flavor?
all right, look.
This isn't easyfor me to say, but...
I was wrong.
You're betterthan I thought.
Your discovery at the station today was a huge get.
I think we shouldwork together after all.
The faster we find out where the counterfeiter'sden is, the better.
That is, if you guys are willing.
I don't know.
Depends. Don't you think, gus?
Wait.
I'm definitely gettingsomething.
Oh, this is good.
It's a—it's a— it's a transient location.
where people can come and go anonymously, paying in cash.
And—and it's remote, so they can print large sums of money
on a noisyprinter without being heard.
- Yes—yes,I'm gettingthat same thing. - Yes?
- And I see it. - Yes?
It's by a body of water.
really?
It's by a body of water?
Leikin, that's amateur stuff.
You know what,I mightexpect that from john edwards.
Definitely from miss cleo. But not from you.
- Leikin— - wait.
I'm also...
I'm also getting somethingin french.
A sign, maybe?
- Could it be a european hotel? - Wait a minute.
She may be on to something.I know this particular hotel.
It's on my sales route. On a private beach—
- whoa,whoa, whoa. - What?
It's just—it's strange.I'm—I'm pretty familiar with your route, gus.
I don't recall any private beacheswith hotels on them.
What are you talking about, shawn?
Where was ityou went last summer for the pips autographsigning convention?
- You met gladys knight? - No.
- Just the pips. - Actually,a pip.
The other twogot stuck in traffic. Look, I don't wannatalk about it.
The point is, it's beenunder construction for months.
Which would accountfor the noise.
And it caters to europeans.
This could be the place.
Sweet. We totally scored.
But you couldn't havegot that without my transient location thing, am I right?
I don't... I don't think that cake is cooked.
- I need to know every guest... - cashed in the last week.
I'm sorry, who are you, and what do you want?
Special agentlars ewing. Federal treasurydepartment.
Head detectivecarlton lassiter, santa barbarapolice department.
Presidential recommendation for distinguished service.
Presidentialphysical fitness award.
Eighth,ninth, and tenth grade. And I've got a cocktail napkinfrom air force one.
I personally arrestedivan boesky.
I wrestled in high school.
- What, with yourconscience? - That is it!
look, we need to knowwho's paid with cash or travelers checksrecently.
My god, you're a firecracker.
it would probably be easierto ask who didn't.
I'm sorry?
This is a hotel. We're a cash business. Lots of european travelers.
south tower mezzanine to walkway
With what foreign credit card companies charge these days, cash is king.
The south tower,I see him.
I see himin the south tower.
- How many roomsin the south tower? - There are 170.
let's start banging on some doors and call for backup.
If we tap everyavailable source of manpower,
we can have this thing done18,19 hours tops.
I can alert washingtonright now and have an 80-man swat teamon a c-130 hercules.
They could be herein less than three hours.
Filthy sheets!
I see dirty, filthy sheets.
Yes, and towelson the floor.
And a mediocre, half-eaten turkey club sandwich.
And he's refusedmaid service.
Okay, what guestrefused maid service?
I might remind you we do caterto a very european crowd.
He's isolated.
He's in a less-desirableroom that's not facing the ocean.
Do you have any roomsthat face the parking lot?
A few.
He's in one of those.
let's see.
French woman.
Another french party.
Here—here's a single gentleman. Paid all in cash.
Corner room facing the alley.
And according to this, he's never taken his "do not disturb" sign off his door.
- Room number. - Key!
Clear!
Nice job,psychics, let's get to work.
That's a really cutefront-loader.
Thank you.
he prints the money, then he washes it here to soften it.
Then he tumbles it dryand beats it up with stones to give it that
natural, worn texture.
linen paper
Dude, there's linen fibersin that paper.
What was he doing, amending the constitution?
You can't print moneyon regular paper, shawn.
That's government-issue.
I'm getting a visual.
He printed a batchof about 50,000, which will last hima while.
Five bills a sheet, at least 80 sheets missingfrom this ream— that sounds about right.
Wait.
No,I'm getting more.
I'm getting a lot more.
Like 500,000, which would last more than just a while.
Maybe—maybe a whole lifetime.
That's not possible.
It is if you livein one of the baltic states.
I'm just not gettingthat feeling at all.
Anything over 50,000is just getting blocked from my receptors.
Not a chance.
Receptors? Really?
this would do it.
This is a 500-sheet ream, and it's likelyhe used it all.
Treasury seal?
No.
Passport seal.
this guy's officiallyon the lam.
We don't catch him now, we can kiss him good-bye.
the railway stations, obviously the airport securityhas been notified,
and all the interstate agenciesare on alert.
They've all been giventhe sketch based on ms. Leikin'sdescription of the suspect.
Okay, but pleasekeep your phones on just in case we getany movement.
What's the point?
Nobody ever bothers to call us anymore.
Shawn,I don't do this much, but I just wantedto say thank you.
I know we haven't nailed him yet, but you were right, we make a good team.
Yes, we do.
And hopefully tomorrowwe'll wrap this thing up.
Have a good night.
Wait for it...
wait for it.
Shawn,I was thinking maybewe could go somewhere now.
Maybe continue working to see if we can'tstumble upon some collective apparition.
That's a fantastic idea.I love it.
Where could we go at this hourthat's still open?
You know what,I thinkthere's a color me mine that stays open late.
You don't quitwith the jokes, do you?
- I'm sorry, would you like me to stop? - Not yet.I kinda like it.
But actually,I was thinking back to my hotel room?
you know, it's somethingwe could try.
I mean, it's not as much fun as making ashtrays with our names on them. But yeah.
I'm a flexible guy,a sportsman.
Good.
All right,I'll head backto freshen up.
- What do you say we meetat 2200 hours? - Perfect.
Oh,I'm so rude.
Gus,buddy, would you like to join us?
- Well,I— - that sucks, so 2200 on the dot.
I'll be there.
Dude, what time is2200 hours?
Gus.
Buddy, help me out.
What is it?Is it, like,11:00 times two?
Buddy!
so, tell me, shawn.
Are you planning on doingpsychic police work forever?
No.
No, just until I findthe girl of my dreams.
And then I'll whisk her off to carmel and...
open a small haberdashery...
do some macrame, maybe.
Maybe blow some glass.
Well, as hotas that sounds,I think the psychic worldwould miss your talents.
Just make surethey appreciate you.
After a while, the world tends to take people with our abilitiesfor granted.
Well, that's awfully easyfor you to say.
I mean, you've already metyour special someone—
your handsome prince.
You're serious with somebody, remember?
Actually,I recently hada change of heart.
Really?
Would a certain psychichave anything to do with that?
Well, we do havequite a connection.
We do.It's—
it's like our minds are just fused together, you know?
I feel like holly hunterin broadcast news.
You know, when she's insidewilliam hurt's head?
Okay, let's try it.
I'm thinking of something.
- None—they don't bury the survivors. - Yes, exactly.
You have a favorite color, and I'm seeing...
sea foam green.
Actually, it's blue, but that is so nearthe green family.
Pick a numberbetween one and ten.
Eight.
That's close enough.
You totally wanted meto do that.
You totally readmy mind.
whoa, slow down. What do you meanshe took off—when?
You know,I don't know when. She tricked me, okay?
She clearly wants to take all the credit for herself.
Look, just—just meet me over here.
Oh, that's lassieon the other line.I gotta take it.
You're dropping me for lassiter?
Hurry up!
You wait till nowto call us?
I called youas soon as I heard.
Do you think I wantjunior g-man here to beat meto the punch?
Thank you.
Well, it's affirmative—our counterfeiter.
Shot with his own gun— there are signs of a struggle.
Checks out assteven J. Grabinski.
His only priors area couple counts of petty theft, and small-time fraudin washington.
He had a small scar, about three incheson the jaw line.
He wore a single stud diamond in his left ear.
Damn, she's good.
Whoa—touchy!
I don't know howyou do it in washington, but here,
we don't disturb the body till forensics has a chance to come in, collect some evidence.
lassiter, ease up.
We're lucky if our psychicdoesn't lick the body.
Well...
I guess congratulationsare in order.
We have to hand it to our federal agents here.
Though we would have preferred to bring him in and charge him,
this case lookspretty much wrapped up.
There's no needto congratulate us for doingwhat is our job.
We don't ask for commendation for
what is merely our proud honorof servitude to our country.
Perhaps just a small hug.
Just an itty-bitty one.
I'm serious.
Too much?
So how'd you sleep?
Well,I guess I was rightabout one thing.
It turned out to bea pretty good week for you.
Look,I'm sorry, shawn.
I don't know what you want me to say to you.
I don't know either.
You lost a case.You lose.
She's on the winning side, you're on the losing side.
She's the winner, you're the loser.
You know,dad, had I made a list of things I did want to hear,
that wouldn't even have madethe top eight.
Something is really offwith this cake.
But,shawn, you want my advice, I think you should quit.
What?
You should quit. That's what you do.
When things get tough, somebody's better than you, you quit.
Where is this evencoming from?
Oh, come on, shawn,I've got 80 examples sitting on the tip of my tongue.
Eighth grade you quit the bassoon
when bobby nowocinskibeat you out for the soloin the winter festival.
Let me get this straight.
You have an examplefrom eighth grade sitting on the tipof your tongue?
Shawn, the point is,a year from now
you won't even be working for the santa barbarapolice department.
You don't know that.
All right,look,shawn, now I'm gonna tell you somethingthat you do want to hear.
I accept youfor who you are.
- Is that a fact? - That is a fact.
You don't have to proveanything to me.
I'm gonna let youoff the hook.
Now, how's that feel, better?
Now you can go ahead, and you can quit this too.
First of all— and I think I cansay this now with a fair amountof certainty—
there's definitely somethingnot right about this cake.
Maybe because it was bakedwith a child's oven.
We're talking abouta deluxe easy-bake oven, gus.
I paid over $300 for iton ebay. This is hardly a toy.
Okay,I didn't majorin psychology,
but I'm gonna guess thisdoesn't have anything to do with the cake.
I'm sorry.
It's got nothing to dowith you or me or my dad or the cake.
It's got a little somethingto do with the cake.
But it's mostlyabout lindsay showing us upon this case.
She's eithera crazy-good psychic,
or she's justa better detective than me.
Hey,I thought you had herback at the hotel
when you surprised her with that $500,000 thing.
I'm getting more— I'm getting a lot more.
Like 500,000, which would last morethan just a while.
Maybe a whole lifetime.
That's not possible.
I did have her.
I totally had her. Come on!
Mildred, you kept a recordof everything that was said in this investigation.
Am I right?
If someone as littleas burped,I got it down.
There's a symbol for burp?
Terrific.I need youto clarify something for me.
Two days ago, in the morning, outside the home depot center.
Ewing and leikinmaking small talk.
Can you read that back?
What was that,0700 hours?
No,no, it was 7:00 A.M.
Here's something.
"Do you know of a good chocolatier?
"I had someonein seattle,
specialized in hazelnutpraline stuff—very good.
" It was just after that.
Something about the dye used in public swimming pools to identify urine?
No.
- The musical wicked? - No.
- Something about coffee? - Yes, that's it.
Mildred, could you readthe coffee thing?
"You breached protocol, leikin.
"I waited for you outside the hotel,0630, but you weren't there.
"Yeah, sorry,I got up early and went to grab coffee.
" Mildred, where areewing and leikin now?
Where I'm supposed to be— catching a chartered flightback to washington.
- I'm late. - Not a problem. We'll give you a ride.
- We happen to be headedthat way. - Oh, that's great.
Mildred,here, say this.
- Shotgun. - Tough luck, buddy.
well,folks, you all did a nice jobon this investigation.
So, uh...
you have a myspace pageor something?
whoa,lindsay, lindsay, lindsay!Wait,wait, wait!
I just wanted to make surel had an opportunity to congratulate you,
you know, personally.
Well, thank you.It's not necessary.
No,no,no, it is necessary.You did it.
You cracked it.I mean, you deserveall the credit—you're amazing.
She's an amazing person.
Look,shawn, don't feel too bad.
There'll beother cases.
Yeah, yeah,I know.
I know.
But not for you.
You see...
it all startedwhen you identified the scar on the jaw line of our counterfeiter,
along with his littlediamond-stud earring.
I mean,I couldn't even drawa hair color.
So there's no waythat you could do that unless—
unless you'd alreadyseen him before.
- This is ridiculous. - Is it?
It's not like I'm wearinga giant moose costume.
I had a visionyou were drinking coffee.
Oh, congratulations.
But not at the hotel.
goleta gulp
You were drivingpast one starbucks, two starbucks,17 starbucks,
and ended upall the way in goleta.
On the very same day thatgrabinski's lamborghini
was spotted just outside of town in—anybody?
Special?
Goleta.
That's right. Goleta.
The two of youwere partners and you were in touch the whole time.
What's more, they were loversin the night.
I'm seeing somebody.
I didn't thinkit was possible to fall in love with somebody
in the span of five minutes.
She got us so closeto the counterfeiter a month agoin wilmette, illinois.
Probably just missed himby five minutes.
That's when you met him.
You didn't miss him.
She had him. She had your bad boy red-handed.
Suddenly you were much more interested in combining forces
andmaking a whole lot of money.
And it was going well.
It was going very well...
until you blew it.
You know which moment I'm talking about, right?
The one in the hotel room.
When you realizedhe had printed way more than the 50,000that you'd planned.
And the passport?
So you called him that morning, you met him at the warehouse.
It was youwho struggled with him.
And it was youwho shot him dead.
Only then, having your vision that miraculously led everyone here to the crime scene.
Oh, come on.
I mean,I've seen poor losers before, but this is just sad.
Your dna was all over him.
But you covered your tracksby touching the body in front of everybody
before forensics had a chanceto come in and brush it.
Or comb it.
Braid it.
- Maybe put it in pigtails. - Shawn!
That only leavesone outstanding issue.
And that is— where's the restof the money?
Wait a minute.
What's happening?
What's happening to me?
I've heard about this.
It's called spontaneouspsychic krav maga.
Oh,my, it's the bag.
Something's in the bag!
It's bad.It's very bad.
And it could beembarrassing.
Well, you were wrong about one thing, shawn.
I didn't sleep with youbecause you were my enemy.
I did it because I really thought we had something.
Okay.
First of all,a littlediscretion would be nice. All right?
I mean, these are— these are my co-workers.
Secondly, anythingwe may have had, you ruined.
Because you betrayedyour gift, leikin.
You give a bad name to psychics like me
who pride themselveson the purity of that gift.
There are so many people out there who already doubtwhat we do.
Now you've given 'em alla reason to think thatwe're fakes.
You sicken me.
I'm sickened.
I mean, sure,I'm stillwildly attracted to you on the physical level,
but spirituallyand psychically, you're dead to me.
gun!I'm taking him and I'm taking the plane.
This is notwhat it looks like.
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