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"For every action,
there is an opposite
and equal reaction."

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Who?
Isaac Newton,
third law of motion.

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And how does that apply
to the nature of man?
Anyone? Shawn.

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You push, they push back.

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Correct. Why?

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Because man is
a stupid creature

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who'd rather fight
than use his brain.

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And what idiot said that?

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You did.

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The name of the game
is survival, sports fans.

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In order to survive,
you've got to fight.

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And if you fight,
you better damn well win.

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Because if you don't win,
and you don't use your brain,
then what happens? Gus?

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You lose?

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And for this troop,
that is not an option.
Comprende?

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Sir, yes, sir!

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Because losing
is for lowlifes.
Losing is for quitters.

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Are you boys lowlifes?
Are you boys quitters?

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Sir, no, sir!

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Troop 101, ten-hut!

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Gentlemen,
we are about to embark on

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the Junior Bobcat Manual's
infamous Exercise Number 32,

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the launching
of a solid fuel rocket.

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Now, one of you lucky grunts
is gonna nab this thing

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and you're gonna
haul ass back to me.

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The prize?
A hot fudge sundae.

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But if you lose?
What does the loser get,
Shawn?

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He gets to
look on with envy.

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That is correct.
He gets to look on with envy.

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Because that, gentlemen,
is the American way.

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On your marks.

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Ready.

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Set.

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Go!

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What's this?

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A parachute.

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I sent you after a rocket.

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Shawn?
Where's my rocket?

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I thought he had it.

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A shortcut!
You took a shortcut!

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A shortcut, huh?

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Prove it.

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I'll tell you what,
I beat you this time,

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I'm eating the sundae.

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Ooh, just in time.

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For what?

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The annual Civil War
re-enactors meltdown.

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The event isn't
until next weekend.

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Yeah,
but this is the best part,
the rehearsal.

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This is what
they should charge for.

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Form battle lines!

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Prepare muskets!

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Is that Lassiter?
Yes, it is.

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What died on his face?

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Charge!

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Stop, stop, stop!
Stop!

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Okay, guys,
that was better.

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Really.
It was good, actually.

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Okay, it wasn't good.

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Look, guys,

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I know I promised last week
that I wasn't going to
give any more notes.

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But, guys, come on,
that last charge, it was...

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How do I say this?

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It was a
soul-sucking embarrassment

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that made me ashamed
to wear the uniform.

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Luke Bauer?
Where's Luke?

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Colonel Lassiter, sir!

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Luke, what did I say
about the bayonet gag, huh?

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Too much. There's gonna be
kids watching this, all right?

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We don't want the people
in the grandstands to vomit.

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Okay, I know we haven't
reenacted this one
for a while.

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But the battle at
Piper's Cove, Kentucky, 1864,

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is special to me.

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It ended
Confederate Quantrill's plot
to assassinate Lincoln.

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And it involved my
great-great-grandfather,
Colonel Muscum T. Lassiter...

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Muscum?

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What the hell is a Muscum?

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It was a very common name
of the era.

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History Channel.

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ESPN, Gus. Channel 206.
I'm begging you.

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Hey, Jules!
Wanna join?

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Oh, can I?

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I don't know.
Do you have
your own hoopskirt?

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I rent one.

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Sally Reynolds,
front and center.

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You missed your cue, Sally.

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The cannon fired,
yet no Sally.

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I got stuck
in the hospital tent.

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Sergeant Menish had
a quick question
about his homeowner's policy.

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How touching. However,
today you are not here
to sell insurance, Sally.

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Today you are here to
help me win the Civil War.

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And according to
our battle plan,

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when the fifth cannon fires
you exit the hospital tent

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and you shoot
Captain Quantrill
off his horse.

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There's no need to get nasty.

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I agree.
It was totally out of line.

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Sorry, I didn't think
you could hear that!

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Sally, sweet Sally.

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If you do not
point your gun
at Captain Quantrill

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and fire at
the prescribed moment,

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the audience will not be
able to make heads nor tails
of what we are doing.

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And it will appear
as if the evil
Captain Quantrill,

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now being portrayed
by our horrifyingly
method-acting Nelson Poe

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who happened to roll
way off his mark, by the way,

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fell off his horse

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and is lying here
for no apparent reason at all.

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Get up, Nelson.

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Nelson, I swear to God,
if you're sleeping
through rehearsal again...

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I said get up!

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Okay, either that guy is
a phenomenal actor

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or he's dead.

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I know, you know
That I'm not telling the truth

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I know, you know
They just don't have any proof

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Embrace the deception
Learn how to bend

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Your worst inhibitions
tend to psych you out
in the end

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Oh, come on,
let me in on this.
No.

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I was there.
Inexplicably drawn
to the scene.

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I was meant to
solve this case.

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It's sort of
like a miracle.

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You have been
out there every weekend
we've rehearsed.

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And don't think
I didn't see you

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trying to throw M&Ms
in the injured
soldiers' mouths.

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Okay, first of all,
those were Skittles,

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and they have
a rainbow of flavors.

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The answer is still no.
Beat it.

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Oh! Hold it!
I'm suddenly seeing Nelson.

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The bullet,
traveling through the air,

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tearing, ripping, pain...

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The bullet went
straight through his heart.

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This was not
an accident, Detective!

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I don't know
how you know that,
and I don't give a rat's ass.

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This case is personal.

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One of my soldiers was
killed on my watch.

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And I, not you,
am going to clean it up.

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We clear?

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I wouldn't have gone
with something as traditional
as "we clear?"

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You could've
gone foreign, right?
Comprende? Capisc?

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Could have had
a little fun with it.
You dig my gist, sweetpants?

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These are just suggestions.

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and to you,
the Central
Reenactment Committee,

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I say as of today,
the event next weekend
is still on,

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pending an investigation.

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Now, most of you are cops.

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Should we find any evidence
that this was not an accident
and do not make an arrest,

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we will re-evaluate
at that time.

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Now that said,
Detective Lassiter,

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I want to know how,
I want to know who,
I want to know why.

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Oh, it...

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It's kind of hard to get off.
It takes a long time
to unstick the glue.

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All right.

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Ooh!
Oh, yeah.

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Thank you, Chief.

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Pending the coroner's report,

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I'd have to say
there are no indications
of foul play.

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The general consensus is
that a live round got
mixed in with our blanks.

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Mr. Mahoney is the
regiment's munitions expert
and jeweler,

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one of
Santa Barbara's finest.
He can expand on this.

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Mr. Mahoney.

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As you know, Detective,
we had live-round
target practice

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this past weekend.

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Along with you,
we assumed a musket ball

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got stuck
in one of our rifles,

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laid there unseen,

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and then a blank was inserted
during the last rehearsal...

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Poor Nelson.
A terrible, terrible,
tragic accident.

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The battles meant
so much to him.

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Anyway,
this is an official
police investigation.

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So let's focus
on our schematic
and nail down the specifics.

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Detective O'Hara,
please.

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Hey.

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What's the deal,
why do you keep
staring at me?

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One. It's our understanding

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that the victim was shot
off his horse

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at the top of
the creek bank here...

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And then rolled

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to the creek bed here.

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Two.
We know Nelson was
facing west,

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so we're gonna
focus our attentions here

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on the opposite bank
where we assume
the shot originated.

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Assume.

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Detective?
Spencer?

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00:10:06,931 --> 00:10:10,890
What about three,
the missing bullet?

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00:10:11,368 --> 00:10:14,929
I saw it ripping
through Nelson's body,

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in through the front,
out through the back.

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And it still
hasn't been found.

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Wait.
How do you know all that?

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00:10:21,979 --> 00:10:24,072
Lassy,
you wanna take this one?

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He had an "episode"
in the hallway.

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Look,
I can handle this myself.

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00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:33,751
Nelson, Nelson, you're going
to have to speak up.
You're teeny!

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You were shot
through the heart?

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Now, that was
privileged information!

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00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:40,888
I didn't say anything.

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00:10:40,965 --> 00:10:43,024
Are you sure about this?

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00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,297
It's bold,
but I'll run with it.

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00:10:48,872 --> 00:10:52,603
He says people don't get
shot through the heart
by accident.

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He says he was murdered.

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00:10:58,115 --> 00:10:59,173
You're hired.

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00:11:02,519 --> 00:11:03,508
You told them what?

200
00:11:03,587 --> 00:11:05,919
Gus, she was hot,
and she was dressed
as a nurse.

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00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:07,287
You know
how I feel about that.

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00:11:07,858 --> 00:11:09,917
Oh, come on,
what was I supposed to do,
not impress her?

203
00:11:10,894 --> 00:11:13,158
Plus, the tiny figurine made
a very convincing argument.

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00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:15,596
I don't know how
you're gonna prove murder
with two lousy bullet holes.

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00:11:15,666 --> 00:11:19,602
Oh, relax. I did some
checking on Nelson Poe,
nobody liked him.

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00:11:19,803 --> 00:11:22,738
Ever.
And second of all...

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00:11:22,806 --> 00:11:23,932
What?

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00:11:25,909 --> 00:11:27,206
Dude, I don't have
a second of all.

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00:11:27,278 --> 00:11:30,714
And we know Nelson was
on top of the ridge,
facing the Union soldiers

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over here when he was shot.
So Schwartz, take Team A,

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00:11:33,050 --> 00:11:34,074
check out that high grass.

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00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,847
O'Hara, take Team B,
start going over the ridge.

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00:11:40,557 --> 00:11:41,546
Do it.

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00:11:41,692 --> 00:11:42,681
Yes, sir.

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00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:48,095
Find something amusing?

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00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,725
Mildly amusing.
More odd.

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00:11:50,801 --> 00:11:53,292
Delightful,
in a queer sort of way.

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00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,764
For your edification,
the reenactment
of the battles...

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00:11:55,839 --> 00:11:56,931
Edification?

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00:11:57,374 --> 00:11:58,636
Yeah, edification.

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00:11:58,709 --> 00:12:02,304
Is that legal?
Like, in public.
Public edification's legal?

222
00:12:02,379 --> 00:12:03,607
It means
for your information...

223
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,171
Why didn't you
just say that?

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00:12:05,249 --> 00:12:08,241
For your edification,
the reenactment of battles,

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battles fought
by our forefathers
to preserve this Union,

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00:12:11,388 --> 00:12:13,049
is a sacred trust.

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00:12:13,490 --> 00:12:14,923
What are you guys
doing here, anyway?

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00:12:14,992 --> 00:12:16,220
I'm a bit of
a Civil War buff.

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00:12:16,293 --> 00:12:17,726
I'm reading the dirt.

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00:12:17,795 --> 00:12:19,626
The trees.
The hot dog stand.

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00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,063
No real information there,
but they do great sauerkraut.

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00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,293
I may even be able to
help you name a suspect.

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00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:27,599
Look, I told you,
we're 95% sure this was
an accidental shooting.

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What about the other 5%?

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00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,401
If I am wrong,
we will hold
a press conference,

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you two will be
cordially invited to
say "I told you so."

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00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:39,514
Seems fair. Hey...
Can I wear your face wig?

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00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,350
What are you doing?

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00:12:47,424 --> 00:12:49,915
Shockingly,
Lassiter is holding out on us.

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00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,856
I do not think that he thinks
that this was an accident.

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00:12:52,996 --> 00:12:54,224
What do you mean?

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00:12:54,298 --> 00:12:57,062
I saw three names checked off
the roster on his clipboard.

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00:12:57,134 --> 00:12:58,328
What names?

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00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,700
Gus,
I thought you'd never ask.

245
00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:31,098
What is this?
The battlefield.

246
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,593
Based on what?
The briefing room board
at the police station.

247
00:13:34,671 --> 00:13:36,366
You did this from memory?
Yes.

248
00:13:36,473 --> 00:13:38,168
You said you saw it
for two minutes.

249
00:13:38,242 --> 00:13:40,176
Right, two whole minutes.

250
00:13:40,811 --> 00:13:41,800
You got problems.

251
00:13:41,879 --> 00:13:45,371
Factoid!
The musket is accurate
from 30 yards.

252
00:13:49,753 --> 00:13:50,913
Poe.

253
00:13:52,423 --> 00:13:53,412
G.C.

254
00:13:53,490 --> 00:13:54,479
G. C?

255
00:13:58,095 --> 00:13:59,187
George Cheslow.

256
00:13:59,263 --> 00:14:01,458
George Cheslow?
From sixth grade?

257
00:14:01,532 --> 00:14:02,521
Little Georgie!

258
00:14:02,599 --> 00:14:04,226
He's, like, a dentist now.

259
00:14:05,269 --> 00:14:06,566
Really?

260
00:14:07,738 --> 00:14:08,966
See you in six months.

261
00:14:11,008 --> 00:14:12,168
We go in,
we check it out.

262
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,540
See if George Cheslow had
any reason to murder somebody.

263
00:14:15,112 --> 00:14:16,374
Pop out.

264
00:14:16,447 --> 00:14:18,972
Mr. Guster.
The dentist will see you now.

265
00:14:19,049 --> 00:14:20,539
Sweet.
Whoa!

266
00:14:20,617 --> 00:14:24,053
Me? My teeth are gorgeous.
You said the appointment
was for you.

267
00:14:24,121 --> 00:14:26,089
Right.
For me to do
some snooping.

268
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,522
Because I'm
a much better snooper
than you are.

269
00:14:28,592 --> 00:14:29,616
You just keep him occupied.

270
00:14:29,693 --> 00:14:30,955
Occupied how?

271
00:14:35,432 --> 00:14:36,956
Gus, stop it. Be a man.

272
00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:42,334
What's he saying?
He says his teeth
are gorgeous.

273
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:47,770
I'm sorry, Shawn, but
the reason you have to
be here, too, is?

274
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:51,975
George, Gus has phobias.
And being alone in
a dentist chair is one.

275
00:14:52,316 --> 00:14:53,442
He could snap at any moment.

276
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:54,916
This is actually
for your own protection.

277
00:14:54,985 --> 00:14:56,816
Last time
he bit off an index finger.

278
00:14:57,387 --> 00:15:00,845
Thankfully, I was there.
They were able to save
everything but the nail.

279
00:15:04,595 --> 00:15:06,426
Oops. Pardonne-moi.

280
00:15:06,930 --> 00:15:08,363
Honey,
can I talk to you
for a minute?

281
00:15:08,432 --> 00:15:10,559
Oh, sure.
Gentleman, duty calls.

282
00:15:19,643 --> 00:15:22,976
Oh, and the credit card
won't go through.
Do you have any cash?

283
00:15:23,046 --> 00:15:24,513
Oh, sure.

284
00:15:24,781 --> 00:15:27,477
I've got tennis,
then dinner with Karen.

285
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,587
Okay, I'll hit
an ATM, that's...

286
00:15:35,659 --> 00:15:36,785
Don't wait up if I'm late.

287
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:39,693
Oh, okay. All right.
Bye, sweetie.
Good shopping.

288
00:15:42,966 --> 00:15:44,058
Ah, yes.

289
00:15:44,801 --> 00:15:46,826
George,
I heard you got married,
but, wow, huh?

290
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,929
I know what you're thinking,
"What's wrong
with this picture?"

291
00:15:49,006 --> 00:15:50,303
But, you know,
where is it written

292
00:15:50,374 --> 00:15:52,842
that the ugly guy
never gets the girl?

293
00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:54,868
Everywhere, man.
Yeah.

294
00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:02,374
No, we're fine.
We're better, you're fine.
Don't worry about it.

295
00:16:02,819 --> 00:16:04,218
Let's see here.

296
00:16:05,389 --> 00:16:09,018
So how is married life
treating you these days,
George?

297
00:16:09,092 --> 00:16:12,289
Everything...
Everything solid?

298
00:16:13,564 --> 00:16:15,088
Why are you
snooping around here, Shawn?

299
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,430
You think I did this

300
00:16:18,502 --> 00:16:20,595
because Erlene was
having an affair with Poe?

301
00:16:20,671 --> 00:16:22,696
Huh?
You didn't know.

302
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:29,037
Of course I knew, George.
I'm a psychic.

303
00:16:29,246 --> 00:16:31,111
It was over, completely over.

304
00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:33,741
I'm beyond it
and Erlene's beyond it.

305
00:16:33,817 --> 00:16:37,548
At least,
I think she is. I...

306
00:16:37,721 --> 00:16:39,245
I had some gauze...

307
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:42,087
It's right...
If I could just...

308
00:16:44,061 --> 00:16:46,188
Oh, there you go.
Thank you.

309
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:52,232
George, do you wear
your glasses out on
the battlefield?

310
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,267
Oh, I want to,
but Lassiter won't let me.

311
00:16:54,338 --> 00:16:56,329
He says they're not
of the period.

312
00:16:58,175 --> 00:16:59,665
Well, if it makes you
feel any better,

313
00:16:59,743 --> 00:17:01,005
Gus here doesn't think
you did it.

314
00:17:01,078 --> 00:17:02,067
Neither does Shawn.

315
00:17:02,145 --> 00:17:05,911
Well, thanks, guys,
I appreciate that. Oops!

316
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,541
Oops?
Small cavity.

317
00:17:07,618 --> 00:17:08,744
I don't have
any cavity in my mouth...

318
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:09,979
It's right on the surface.
Don't worry about it.

319
00:17:11,221 --> 00:17:15,749
There we go.
There's my trooper.

320
00:17:16,793 --> 00:17:18,886
Listen, Georgie,
nobody's drilled my mouth
for anything...

321
00:17:22,899 --> 00:17:24,230
George?

322
00:17:25,736 --> 00:17:26,760
Why am I surprised?

323
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,271
It is a funny coincidence.
Hey, Jules.

324
00:17:29,906 --> 00:17:31,635
George,
I hate to say this,

325
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:34,108
but you're under arrest
for the murder of Nelson Poe.

326
00:17:34,244 --> 00:17:36,235
What?
On what grounds?

327
00:17:36,313 --> 00:17:37,575
You said
it was an accident.

328
00:17:37,648 --> 00:17:39,775
We discovered
a stack of love letters
at Nelson's house

329
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,341
indicating he was having
an affair with your wife

330
00:17:42,419 --> 00:17:44,046
and that you had
threatened to kill him.

331
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,818
Oh, come on.

332
00:17:46,223 --> 00:17:48,555
I am so disappointed in you.

333
00:17:52,829 --> 00:17:54,763
All right.
Okay, okay, okay.

334
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:58,899
You got the wrong man.

335
00:18:00,404 --> 00:18:01,598
What did he say?

336
00:18:02,806 --> 00:18:04,671
You've got the wrong man.

337
00:18:08,345 --> 00:18:10,108
First, I told you so.

338
00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:13,547
Secondly, I think
George Cheslow is
an innocent man.

339
00:18:13,617 --> 00:18:15,949
Yeah, you know, he's right.
We do have a paper-thin case.

340
00:18:16,019 --> 00:18:18,544
I mean, all we've got is
motive, means and opportunity.

341
00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:21,216
Look, guys.
I had a dream last night.

342
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:24,489
I was sipping iced wine
with a baby tree monkey.

343
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,461
And I fell and I landed
in a wooded area.

344
00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:29,863
And that's where
I saw Nelson Poe get shot.

345
00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:34,370
Only, in my dream,
the shooter was much closer
than I originally thought.

346
00:18:35,372 --> 00:18:37,738
This is a minie ball,
am I right?

347
00:18:37,808 --> 00:18:39,207
Where did you get this?
Your desk.

348
00:18:39,276 --> 00:18:44,270
Now, it's common knowledge
that minie balls cause huge
gaping holes in human flesh

349
00:18:44,347 --> 00:18:46,440
which leads to
a quandary in my dream.

350
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:50,350
Why was Nelson Poe's
exit wound so small?

351
00:18:51,555 --> 00:18:54,285
If George Cheslow had been
in that wooded area,

352
00:18:54,357 --> 00:18:57,815
he was way too far
to make a shot that caused
such a little hole.

353
00:18:57,894 --> 00:19:00,988
Whoever shot Nelson was
much, much closer.

354
00:19:01,064 --> 00:19:04,431
And this "whoever" would be...

355
00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:05,763
Engelbert Humperdinck.

356
00:19:05,836 --> 00:19:07,064
So you've got nothing.

357
00:19:07,137 --> 00:19:09,367
Thank you for the random
speculation. Goodbye.

358
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:12,931
Mr. Spencer, if you can't
name names, I'm afraid
he's right this time.

359
00:19:13,009 --> 00:19:15,102
Fine, I'll get you a name.

360
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,741
And I'm gonna
get you a woman.

361
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:24,443
"Afraid he's right"?
"This time"?

362
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:30,893
It's a gift, actually,
for my son.
A surprise of sorts.

363
00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:36,162
This way he, my son,
will be able to keep track
of time for a change.

364
00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:38,895
Kid was late at birth,
he's been late ever since.

365
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:43,497
Now, he is going to have
a gold pocket watch
just like mine.

366
00:19:44,508 --> 00:19:45,839
I've had mine for 30 years.

367
00:19:45,909 --> 00:19:49,675
I see. Now, the inscription.
What would you like it to say?

368
00:19:50,113 --> 00:19:51,580
"Shawn,

369
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:55,346
"don't lose this watch,
Henry Spencer."

370
00:19:55,418 --> 00:19:56,908
Spencer.

371
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:00,581
What, too much?

372
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:05,253
No, no. It's just that
your son is no doubt familiar
with your last name.

373
00:20:05,462 --> 00:20:07,987
It might contradict
the sentiment.

374
00:20:08,532 --> 00:20:10,898
All right,
what would you suggest?

375
00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:14,400
"Love, Dad"?

376
00:20:14,771 --> 00:20:18,730
"Love, Dad." Well,
why don't you just put
"Kissy, kissy"?

377
00:20:18,809 --> 00:20:21,039
Right, too mushy.
No problem.

378
00:20:21,111 --> 00:20:23,375
So, before we go any further,
let's see.

379
00:20:23,446 --> 00:20:26,279
Vintage gold pocket watch.
Gold chain.

380
00:20:26,349 --> 00:20:30,308
Taxes and engraving,
comes to a total of...

381
00:20:32,289 --> 00:20:33,654
Wait, wait, wait.

382
00:20:33,723 --> 00:20:37,557
Where's my discount?
I'm ex-cop.
Half the regiment's cop.

383
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,219
I thought we agreed on $400.

384
00:20:39,296 --> 00:20:42,561
Oh, yes, we did.
But at $4 per engraved letter,

385
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:45,567
that adds a total of $210.

386
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:50,595
All right, take away "Shawn,"
"this watch", "Spencer."

387
00:20:51,408 --> 00:20:53,706
How much does
that come out to?

388
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:57,809
$56 for the engraving
plus tax,

389
00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,280
$460 even.

390
00:20:59,349 --> 00:21:02,147
And what does
the revised inscription read?

391
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,414
"Don't lose, Henry."

392
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,919
Clean, to the point.
I like it.

393
00:21:10,293 --> 00:21:11,282
Come in.

394
00:21:12,195 --> 00:21:14,459
Mr. Guster, I know
you said you didn't want
to be interrupted,

395
00:21:14,531 --> 00:21:16,328
but there is a Lieutenant
Crunch here to see you.

396
00:21:16,399 --> 00:21:17,593
Crunch?

397
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,430
Actually, I've been promoted.

398
00:21:20,770 --> 00:21:21,759
It's Captain Crunch.

399
00:21:22,839 --> 00:21:24,238
Thank you.

400
00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:28,307
Not in a thousand years.

401
00:21:28,378 --> 00:21:30,642
Dude, we're joining
that regiment.
No, we are not.

402
00:21:30,714 --> 00:21:32,978
They're down to 30 guys.
Please,
I have a meeting in...

403
00:21:33,049 --> 00:21:34,516
And this mystery is
still wide open.

404
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:37,678
Gus, think about it.
Camping out under the stars.

405
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:43,249
Living history.
Eating beans and rotten meat
with men who reek of valor.

406
00:21:43,326 --> 00:21:44,759
There's just one thing
you haven't considered

407
00:21:44,828 --> 00:21:46,853
in this perfect scenario
of yours, Shawn.

408
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,261
That's not true.
I've considered everything.

409
00:21:48,331 --> 00:21:51,789
Really?
And what role would I play
in this production of yours?

410
00:21:51,868 --> 00:21:53,096
I don't... What do you...

411
00:21:53,169 --> 00:21:54,659
What role would I play

412
00:21:54,738 --> 00:21:56,330
in the midst of
all those hardcore

413
00:21:56,406 --> 00:21:59,500
down-to-the-last-detail
Civil War re-enactors?

414
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:01,376
Would I be...
No.

415
00:22:01,478 --> 00:22:03,810
Gus, no.

416
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,906
Okay, then maybe would I be...
Never.

417
00:22:07,183 --> 00:22:09,276
Who are you talking to?
You're talking to me.
This is me.

418
00:22:09,352 --> 00:22:11,252
Then what, Shawn?
What would I be?

419
00:22:11,321 --> 00:22:15,758
Because I tell you, there is
no way, no way, that I would
ever, never ever...

420
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,659
May I please tell you
what I was thinking?

421
00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:19,820
What?

422
00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:22,389
I was thinking Glory.

423
00:22:23,266 --> 00:22:25,530
I was thinking Denzel.

424
00:22:26,436 --> 00:22:29,667
Did you just say Denzel?
As in Denzel Washington?

425
00:22:30,073 --> 00:22:31,370
No, the other Denzel.

426
00:22:31,441 --> 00:22:34,001
Of course.
And we'll put you
on a horse,

427
00:22:34,077 --> 00:22:36,773
and we'll give you
your own sword.

428
00:22:36,846 --> 00:22:38,438
You're gonna have
a chestful of medals.

429
00:22:38,515 --> 00:22:41,780
You can be
anything you want.
You can be a pilot.

430
00:22:41,851 --> 00:22:44,081
The Air Force wasn't
formed until World War I.

431
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:46,315
That's fair.
So you can't be a pilot.

432
00:22:46,389 --> 00:22:49,722
Look, I called Mr. Mahoney,
he's Mr. Uniform,

433
00:22:49,793 --> 00:22:53,092
and I told him to make you
something spectacular.

434
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:55,825
Denzel Washington.

435
00:23:01,705 --> 00:23:05,539
Captain Mahoney, you said
we needed recruits? Voilà.

436
00:23:06,309 --> 00:23:10,109
Welcome aboard, son.
I didn't expect you
back so soon.

437
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,648
Don't know if
the uniforms are ready yet.

438
00:23:12,716 --> 00:23:14,547
But it is spectacular?

439
00:23:14,617 --> 00:23:17,347
You saw Glory?
This is the best we had.

440
00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:18,751
Well, come along.

441
00:23:18,822 --> 00:23:20,312
I told you.

442
00:23:21,257 --> 00:23:24,488
Wow, Captain,
it's quite an establishment
you've got here.

443
00:23:24,561 --> 00:23:26,358
My sanctum sanctorum.

444
00:23:32,268 --> 00:23:35,704
Fine jewelry, yes.
Even my vintage
pocket watch collection.

445
00:23:35,772 --> 00:23:39,731
But above all, the finest
Civil War memorabilia

446
00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:42,243
and props
west of the Mississippi.

447
00:23:42,946 --> 00:23:46,473
I can attest to that.
I've repaired
nearly half of them.

448
00:23:46,583 --> 00:23:50,576
Sally. I am so happy
to see you,

449
00:23:50,653 --> 00:23:53,554
though I'm a little
disappointed you're not
wearing your nurse's uniform.

450
00:23:53,623 --> 00:23:56,592
Griffin called me, frantic,
saying we needed
one more outfit.

451
00:23:56,659 --> 00:23:57,717
You okay with that?

452
00:23:57,794 --> 00:24:00,422
I sure am. It's just a shame
you didn't dress me.

453
00:24:00,497 --> 00:24:02,294
Still time for that.

454
00:24:04,501 --> 00:24:05,934
Aside from reenacting,

455
00:24:06,002 --> 00:24:07,526
Sally insures
half the regiment.

456
00:24:07,604 --> 00:24:10,368
Auto policies, homeowners.
Even theft.

457
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,466
Speaking of which,
Griff, I'm thinking
of insuring my legs.

458
00:24:13,543 --> 00:24:15,170
Sort of like Mary Hart.

459
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:18,271
What do you think,
three, five million a haunch?

460
00:24:18,348 --> 00:24:20,873
Keep in mind my calves are
like carved marble.

461
00:24:20,950 --> 00:24:23,510
That's not the kind
of policy she writes.

462
00:24:23,586 --> 00:24:24,917
So she wrote yours?

463
00:24:24,988 --> 00:24:29,118
Of course. And it's worth
more than both your legs
put together.

464
00:24:29,392 --> 00:24:32,555
Does that policy include
plastic explosives?

465
00:24:32,729 --> 00:24:37,166
'Cause I see
that you're packing C-4.
Is this authentic?

466
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:38,666
Better yet,
is it even legal?

467
00:24:38,735 --> 00:24:42,193
For the reenactments.
We fudge the fireworks
sometimes.

468
00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:44,331
Our audience goes wild
every year

469
00:24:44,407 --> 00:24:47,570
when the fake cannon fire
showers them with dirt.

470
00:24:47,710 --> 00:24:49,507
What do we have here?

471
00:24:50,647 --> 00:24:56,017
C.S. Richmond High Hump.
.58-caliber percussion loader.
Iron ramrod.

472
00:24:56,820 --> 00:24:59,516
Good Lord, Burton,
you are a wonk.

473
00:24:59,589 --> 00:25:00,817
What the heck?

474
00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:04,724
Sorry. Sorry.
The battlefield can be
pretty messy at times.

475
00:25:07,764 --> 00:25:09,925
What about these jars
with the buttons in them?

476
00:25:09,999 --> 00:25:13,526
For the super hardcores.
They soak their brass
in urine.

477
00:25:18,441 --> 00:25:20,500
You ready
to try this thing on?

478
00:25:20,743 --> 00:25:22,040
Sure.

479
00:25:28,418 --> 00:25:29,942
Dude, you look awesome.

480
00:25:39,462 --> 00:25:40,861
Are you sure there's
not another uniform?

481
00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:44,297
Yeah. But, I'm checking
with the Ventura Association.

482
00:25:44,567 --> 00:25:47,058
Personally, I think
you look dashing.

483
00:25:47,137 --> 00:25:48,900
I always loved
the marching band.

484
00:25:52,909 --> 00:25:56,140
It's not so much me
as it is Mickelson.
He's good.

485
00:25:57,046 --> 00:25:59,776
Shawn, we're supposed
to be roughing it.

486
00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:03,577
Gus, for your edification,
they don't have TiVo out here.

487
00:26:05,121 --> 00:26:06,850
Hi, Sally Reynolds.

488
00:26:08,825 --> 00:26:10,690
Keep an eye on
those patties.

489
00:26:11,294 --> 00:26:12,556
Shall we?

490
00:26:13,496 --> 00:26:16,522
Let's go somewhere dark.
You can give me
a history lesson.

491
00:26:21,905 --> 00:26:27,104
Captain Quantrill,
he's the guy that burned
down the abolitionist town?

492
00:26:27,177 --> 00:26:29,475
Lawrence, Kansas, 1863.

493
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:32,242
A year later
they were hell-bent
on assassinating Lincoln.

494
00:26:32,315 --> 00:26:35,580
But Lassiter's great-
great-granddad, Muscum,

495
00:26:35,652 --> 00:26:37,711
he stopped 'em cold
on the bridge, yeah?

496
00:26:37,787 --> 00:26:40,449
Sort of like
a noble calling, right?

497
00:26:40,523 --> 00:26:41,888
Something like that.

498
00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:43,425
And the nurse you portray,
who's that?

499
00:26:43,493 --> 00:26:44,482
Jenny Winslow.

500
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:46,995
She lost her husband
and two sons at Lawrence.

501
00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:49,861
She wanted revenge,
and she got it.

502
00:26:52,268 --> 00:26:55,669
And what about you,
Sally Reynolds?

503
00:26:57,273 --> 00:26:58,672
What do you want?

504
00:26:59,275 --> 00:27:01,368
Shouldn't you already know?

505
00:27:01,644 --> 00:27:03,612
Why, because I'm psychic?

506
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,648
My aunt used to think
she was a psychic.

507
00:27:05,715 --> 00:27:07,580
She got predictions wrong
all the time.

508
00:27:07,650 --> 00:27:10,210
Then she'd get the smallest
random detail right,

509
00:27:10,286 --> 00:27:12,880
and she'd say, "You see?"

510
00:27:14,123 --> 00:27:17,024
So, what you're saying is
that you doubt me?

511
00:27:17,493 --> 00:27:19,393
That hurts my feelings.

512
00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:24,123
Well, you still haven't
guessed what I want.

513
00:27:33,543 --> 00:27:34,771
Damn it!

514
00:27:46,789 --> 00:27:48,757
Shawn? What happened?

515
00:27:49,192 --> 00:27:50,318
Gus.

516
00:27:52,028 --> 00:27:54,019
I know how Nelson Poe
was killed.

517
00:28:00,003 --> 00:28:01,903
Good morning, Father.

518
00:28:02,939 --> 00:28:04,930
Good morning, Your Highness.

519
00:28:05,174 --> 00:28:07,165
I lost your pocket watch.

520
00:28:10,513 --> 00:28:14,074
The truth, Shawn,
you're not really my son,
are you?

521
00:28:14,817 --> 00:28:18,378
Because I gave you
a watch with the inscription
"Don't lose."

522
00:28:18,454 --> 00:28:20,046
And what is
the first thing that you do?

523
00:28:20,123 --> 00:28:22,182
I lose the watch.
You lose the watch!

524
00:28:22,258 --> 00:28:24,988
Well, here's a news flash,
Dad. My birthday wasn't
yesterday, okay?

525
00:28:25,061 --> 00:28:26,688
It was four months ago.

526
00:28:26,763 --> 00:28:28,731
Yeah, well, here's
a newsflash for you, kid.

527
00:28:28,798 --> 00:28:31,790
After you were born,
it took you four months
to smile at me.

528
00:28:31,868 --> 00:28:34,098
That's when the clock
started ticking.

529
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:37,333
Look, Shawn, I appreciate
this newfound respect
that you've got for time,

530
00:28:37,407 --> 00:28:39,204
but what the hell
are you doing out here
in the boonies

531
00:28:39,275 --> 00:28:40,970
with an antique
gold pocket watch?

532
00:28:41,044 --> 00:28:45,378
I don't know, trying to clear
an innocent man named
George Cheslow?

533
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:55,517
It's a button.

534
00:28:55,591 --> 00:28:58,617
All right, look,
this case of yours, I...

535
00:28:59,729 --> 00:29:01,924
I've been thinking
about it and...

536
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:03,556
Really?

537
00:29:03,633 --> 00:29:05,760
What? No,
I haven't been "thinking."

538
00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:11,004
Look, killing your wife's
lover is something
that's rarely planned.

539
00:29:11,074 --> 00:29:12,166
It usually just happens.

540
00:29:12,241 --> 00:29:15,642
So even if this dentist
Cheslow did plan it,

541
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:18,442
he's not gonna be some
numb nuts hanging around
waiting for love letters

542
00:29:18,514 --> 00:29:20,379
that're gonna point the cops
in his direction, right?

543
00:29:20,450 --> 00:29:22,543
Exactly. He's not gonna hang
around like a numb nuts.

544
00:29:22,618 --> 00:29:25,610
So here's the deal.
I think Nelson rolled
into this creek

545
00:29:25,688 --> 00:29:28,486
and was shot from that tree
right up there.

546
00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:30,549
And you figured
this out last night

547
00:29:30,626 --> 00:29:32,719
when you fell on your ass
down here by yourself.

548
00:29:32,795 --> 00:29:34,057
Right on my ass.

549
00:29:34,130 --> 00:29:36,894
Now all I need to do
is find the missing bullet.

550
00:29:36,966 --> 00:29:40,265
And how and where do we find
this missing bullet?

551
00:29:50,380 --> 00:29:52,177
How about right here?

552
00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:57,177
Shawn, what about the watch?

553
00:30:01,391 --> 00:30:03,154
You mean this watch?

554
00:30:03,860 --> 00:30:05,725
Hey, I needed
a metal detector.

555
00:30:05,795 --> 00:30:09,856
Target was out of stock.
And you won't let
anyone use yours, so...

556
00:30:10,867 --> 00:30:12,425
Hey, I found the bullet.

557
00:30:12,502 --> 00:30:15,369
Well, hey, you didn't find
the killer, did you?

558
00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:18,464
You need to find
the killer.

559
00:30:22,044 --> 00:30:23,636
Hell of an exit.

560
00:30:23,713 --> 00:30:25,943
P.S., you look like an idiot.

561
00:30:27,183 --> 00:30:29,549
I am warning you,
he'd better not be
wasting my time.

562
00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:32,281
Honestly, Detective,
I've never seen him
so excited before.

563
00:30:32,355 --> 00:30:34,721
"Four score
and seven years ago..."

564
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:35,815
Shawn!

565
00:30:35,892 --> 00:30:38,224
"Ask not what your country
can do for you..."

566
00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:39,693
Shawn!
"... but what you
can do for..."

567
00:30:39,762 --> 00:30:41,730
Gus? Is that you?
Shawn!

568
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:44,733
Yellow! All I see is yellow.

569
00:30:45,902 --> 00:30:48,268
Yellow and the number two.

570
00:30:48,337 --> 00:30:49,895
I'm already getting
a bad feeling here.

571
00:30:49,972 --> 00:30:53,703
There's lead. No, graphite.

572
00:30:53,776 --> 00:30:56,506
Fine, I'll play. A pencil?

573
00:30:56,579 --> 00:30:59,412
Yes, a yellow pencil.

574
00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:01,245
You see a yellow pencil?

575
00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:02,614
Yes.
Where?

576
00:31:02,685 --> 00:31:05,415
I'm not sure.
Please, help me,
Detective, please.

577
00:31:05,488 --> 00:31:07,046
A little to your left.

578
00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:10,956
Back to your right.

579
00:31:12,094 --> 00:31:14,688
Oh, you are getting warm,
you are so warm!

580
00:31:14,964 --> 00:31:16,261
Oh, gosh!

581
00:31:16,332 --> 00:31:19,165
You're burning up!
How can you stand that?

582
00:31:22,872 --> 00:31:26,433
Great, you found a pencil.
Now we can all take
the SATs.

583
00:31:26,509 --> 00:31:29,000
There's more. The evidence,
the critical evidence,

584
00:31:29,078 --> 00:31:32,172
it's there, just look closer.

585
00:31:32,248 --> 00:31:33,977
Look closer.

586
00:31:41,257 --> 00:31:43,487
That's it. Gus.

587
00:31:43,559 --> 00:31:45,151
That's it.
That's the bullet
that killed Poe.

588
00:31:45,228 --> 00:31:46,923
And I bet when I run it
through ballistics,
it's gonna match

589
00:31:46,996 --> 00:31:48,224
George Cheslow's musket.

590
00:31:48,297 --> 00:31:49,821
No, you're wrong,
it's not Cheslow.

591
00:31:49,899 --> 00:31:53,335
O'Hara. Yeah.
We're on our way.

592
00:31:53,402 --> 00:31:54,664
It's a 439 in progress.

593
00:31:54,737 --> 00:31:55,795
Four thirty-nine?
Yeah.

594
00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:57,362
We gotta go.

595
00:31:57,473 --> 00:31:59,839
Wait, I was...

596
00:31:59,909 --> 00:32:02,104
I'm not finished!
There's more!

597
00:32:02,178 --> 00:32:03,668
E-mail me!

598
00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:08,282
Juliet!
I found the bullet! I...

599
00:32:10,653 --> 00:32:12,120
Should we go?

600
00:32:12,555 --> 00:32:13,783
No.

601
00:32:14,924 --> 00:32:17,654
No. Let's run through this

602
00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:20,093
from the killer's
point of view.

603
00:32:22,798 --> 00:32:25,266
Okay, Nelson was shot
from up here.

604
00:32:26,168 --> 00:32:27,328
Let's do a list.

605
00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:29,166
Okay. One.

606
00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:31,506
The killer climbs
the tree, like so.

607
00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:32,871
Right. Two?

608
00:32:32,942 --> 00:32:35,240
He gets ready
to shoot from here.

609
00:32:35,311 --> 00:32:36,437
Three.

610
00:32:36,512 --> 00:32:39,948
Three. Nelson rolls
down the creek,
way past his mark.

611
00:32:40,316 --> 00:32:41,578
Four.

612
00:32:43,052 --> 00:32:45,077
Looks up, sees the bad guy.

613
00:32:45,154 --> 00:32:47,918
Okay, which means
Nelson wasn't
the original target!

614
00:32:47,990 --> 00:32:49,719
Bingo.
He interrupted the plan.

615
00:32:49,792 --> 00:32:52,056
Okay, look up there
and see if you see a notch.

616
00:32:52,128 --> 00:32:53,561
You know,
that would steady a gun.

617
00:32:53,629 --> 00:32:54,687
A notch.

618
00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:56,629
Yeah, like a notch.

619
00:32:56,699 --> 00:32:59,099
It should lead us
to the intended target.

620
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:01,870
That's not a notch.

621
00:33:03,039 --> 00:33:04,563
That's a notch.

622
00:33:10,212 --> 00:33:11,839
The hospital tent.

623
00:33:13,249 --> 00:33:15,114
Dude, I think I got it.
What?

624
00:33:15,184 --> 00:33:16,947
Sally Reynolds.

625
00:33:17,019 --> 00:33:18,816
Sally Reynolds?
Sally Reynolds.

626
00:33:18,888 --> 00:33:21,118
Why would someone want
to kill Sally Reynolds?

627
00:33:21,190 --> 00:33:22,885
I have no idea.

628
00:33:28,297 --> 00:33:31,733
Folks, our Civil War
re-enactment has begun.

629
00:33:34,437 --> 00:33:36,632
Hey, what's up, guys?

630
00:33:36,706 --> 00:33:38,333
You're going to get a call
from a very irate
Sally Reynolds

631
00:33:38,407 --> 00:33:40,671
saying two guys just drove by
and stole her dress.
Just ignore it, okay?

632
00:33:40,743 --> 00:33:42,768
What the hell
are you guys doing?
Sally was the target.

633
00:33:42,845 --> 00:33:44,870
Shawn's gonna put on
that dress and wait
for someone to shoot him.

634
00:33:44,947 --> 00:33:47,507
Right, but the plan sounds
a lot better when you don't
say it like that.

635
00:33:47,583 --> 00:33:49,346
Listen, Detective,
we have reason to believe

636
00:33:49,418 --> 00:33:50,749
that the intended target
was Sally Reynolds.

637
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:51,844
Now, we've stolen her dress

638
00:33:51,921 --> 00:33:54,617
and we're gonna catch
the yellow-bellied
son of a bitch red-handed.

639
00:33:54,690 --> 00:33:56,521
I forced the ending,
that's horrible.

640
00:33:56,592 --> 00:33:59,686
So, risking getting shot
is the only way
to solve the case?

641
00:33:59,762 --> 00:34:01,525
Absolutely.
Then we should
stop the battle.

642
00:34:01,597 --> 00:34:02,723
No, we can't.
It's too late.

643
00:34:02,798 --> 00:34:05,028
They're gonna start
in less than a minute.
Listen, Juliet,

644
00:34:05,635 --> 00:34:06,761
please let us go?

645
00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:08,064
I can't let you do that.

646
00:34:09,438 --> 00:34:11,303
You're a civilian.
It's too dangerous.

647
00:34:11,374 --> 00:34:12,363
It's fine.

648
00:34:12,441 --> 00:34:14,432
We'll spot the guy
well before he gets
a shot off.

649
00:34:15,411 --> 00:34:17,140
I'll do it. I'll do it.
What?

650
00:34:17,213 --> 00:34:18,703
Juliet?

651
00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:21,039
Charge!

652
00:34:33,129 --> 00:34:34,756
Careful, Gus!
Sorry!

653
00:34:34,830 --> 00:34:36,229
Just take a deep breath.
Okay.

654
00:34:36,298 --> 00:34:39,267
I don't think these
dresses were intended to fit
over a bulletproof vest.

655
00:34:39,335 --> 00:34:41,826
Remember, we will be
out there watching.
Got you.

656
00:34:41,904 --> 00:34:44,338
To catch the bad guy
before you get shot.
I understand.

657
00:34:44,407 --> 00:34:47,103
But just in case,
I want you to bob left,
weave right.

658
00:34:47,176 --> 00:34:49,303
Traditional bob and weave,
no reason to get fancy
out there.

659
00:34:49,378 --> 00:34:50,367
And don't become
an easy target.

660
00:34:50,479 --> 00:34:51,776
I did go to
the academy.

661
00:34:51,847 --> 00:34:53,371
Or you could die.

662
00:34:53,449 --> 00:34:54,507
Right.

663
00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:55,982
Now remember, the fifth
cannon boom is your cue

664
00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:57,349
to shoot whoever's
playing Quantrill.

665
00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:59,217
Right. Wait,
how do you know that?

666
00:34:59,288 --> 00:35:00,619
I read the manual.
Didn't you?

667
00:35:00,690 --> 00:35:02,248
I didn't open the manual,
it was like War and Peace.

668
00:35:02,324 --> 00:35:03,916
There were 17 chapters.
It's the manual, Shawn.

669
00:35:03,993 --> 00:35:05,051
It was this thick...
Hey.

670
00:35:05,127 --> 00:35:06,594
Hey.
Sorry.

671
00:35:06,662 --> 00:35:10,359
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
All about you right now.
All right, you're a champion.

672
00:35:10,433 --> 00:35:12,424
Now go out there
and catch us a killer.

673
00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:15,095
Juliet, please be careful.

674
00:35:15,171 --> 00:35:16,695
And don't die.

675
00:35:17,006 --> 00:35:19,099
How many times
you gonna say die?
Shawn, just get...

676
00:35:19,175 --> 00:35:21,609
You're putting
the word "die" into her head.
She knows there's a killer!

677
00:35:21,677 --> 00:35:22,666
Guys?
Yeah?

678
00:35:22,745 --> 00:35:24,042
A favor.
Sure! Name it.

679
00:35:24,613 --> 00:35:25,773
Kick me.

680
00:35:26,115 --> 00:35:27,446
Do what?

681
00:35:27,717 --> 00:35:29,344
Kick me!
Okay!

682
00:35:40,396 --> 00:35:41,556
Now what?

683
00:35:41,630 --> 00:35:44,190
Now we get ready
to find a killer.

684
00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:00,711
Here it comes.
The moment of truth.

685
00:36:16,599 --> 00:36:17,623
Where's our killer?

686
00:36:19,001 --> 00:36:21,333
That's weird. Nobody came.

687
00:36:21,737 --> 00:36:24,763
Well, at least Juliet
is out of danger now.

688
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,000
What?

689
00:36:30,379 --> 00:36:32,643
Well, I wonder
where this leads.

690
00:36:50,332 --> 00:36:52,300
Watch your head.

691
00:36:52,368 --> 00:36:55,235
Oh, did you get sewage
on your feather?

692
00:37:01,811 --> 00:37:04,041
We've crossed
to the other side
of the creek bed.

693
00:37:04,113 --> 00:37:06,308
Yeah, the police accounted
for all of the Union soldiers.

694
00:37:06,382 --> 00:37:10,250
But nobody's considered
that the murderer could have
come from this side.

695
00:37:10,352 --> 00:37:12,786
After all, this was
the bad side, right?

696
00:37:12,855 --> 00:37:14,880
You know that's right.

697
00:37:20,429 --> 00:37:24,832
May I ask, who goes out
on the battlefield
without their boots?

698
00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:26,299
Maybe someone has bunions.

699
00:37:26,368 --> 00:37:28,598
Bunions, Gus? Really?
That's what you're bringing
to the table?

700
00:37:28,671 --> 00:37:29,968
I'm trying to solve
a murder here.

701
00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:31,666
I deal with bunions
at work every day, Shawn.

702
00:37:31,740 --> 00:37:33,298
They hurt...
They hurt people.

703
00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:34,637
That's a perfectly
logical assumption.

704
00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:37,838
Oh, yeah?
What about this?
No tunic.

705
00:37:40,616 --> 00:37:42,277
This is Mahoney's!

706
00:37:45,621 --> 00:37:46,610
What?

707
00:37:49,291 --> 00:37:50,883
The brass button.

708
00:37:51,927 --> 00:37:53,451
Mahoney did it.

709
00:37:55,231 --> 00:37:57,665
That's why he had
that sticky musket.

710
00:37:57,733 --> 00:38:00,201
He must've gotten sap on it
from that notch in the tree.

711
00:38:00,269 --> 00:38:04,205
Wait. This doesn't track.
Why kill Sally? She's hot,
they're friends.

712
00:38:04,273 --> 00:38:05,535
She even wrote
his insurance policy.

713
00:38:07,443 --> 00:38:08,910
That was C-4!

714
00:38:09,144 --> 00:38:11,669
That didn't come
from the battlefield,
it came from the south.

715
00:38:12,948 --> 00:38:14,006
I solved the crime.
No, I did.

716
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,141
I said it first.
I identified the uniform.

717
00:38:15,217 --> 00:38:17,708
I found the button near
the tree. I said it first.
Tap, tap, no take-backs.

718
00:38:17,786 --> 00:38:19,253
That's not fair, Shawn.
I was identifying
the C-4 sound.

719
00:38:19,321 --> 00:38:22,256
Dude, you snooze
you lose, Gus.
I don't have to tell you.

720
00:38:22,992 --> 00:38:24,823
That manhole we found
connects to the sewer.

721
00:38:24,894 --> 00:38:27,658
It's going to lead us right
to our killer. Let's go.

722
00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:28,788
We're going in by ourself?

723
00:38:28,864 --> 00:38:30,331
What, are you crazy?

724
00:38:44,847 --> 00:38:47,338
Where you going, Mahoney?
Hey, Griff!

725
00:38:47,483 --> 00:38:49,246
Hello, boys.

726
00:38:49,652 --> 00:38:52,519
Back off. Back off.

727
00:38:53,188 --> 00:38:56,487
Back off. This gun is loaded.

728
00:38:58,994 --> 00:39:01,485
Yes, but mine are
so much bigger.

729
00:39:02,197 --> 00:39:03,391
Get out of the way,
I'm coming through.

730
00:39:03,465 --> 00:39:06,127
What the hell is
going on down here?

731
00:39:06,769 --> 00:39:08,396
Colonel,

732
00:39:08,470 --> 00:39:10,734
arrest this traitor.

733
00:39:13,108 --> 00:39:15,668
I'll have that weapon,
Captain.

734
00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:26,747
Okay, hold on,
I'm gonna need you
to walk me through this.

735
00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:28,517
Mahoney blew up
his own vault?

736
00:39:28,590 --> 00:39:31,423
That is an absolutely
outrageous...
Shut up!

737
00:39:31,493 --> 00:39:33,620
Not only did he blow it up,

738
00:39:33,862 --> 00:39:36,330
he used the battle as a cover
to rob his own store.

739
00:39:36,398 --> 00:39:39,890
Then, he'd collect a multi-
million dollar insurance
policy in a couple of weeks,

740
00:39:39,969 --> 00:39:42,130
then slip back
to the battle
during the cannon fire

741
00:39:42,204 --> 00:39:44,764
with no one ever
being the wiser.

742
00:39:46,241 --> 00:39:50,678
Oh, ye immoral
man of low fiber!

743
00:39:50,746 --> 00:39:52,145
You should really
eat more bran.

744
00:39:52,214 --> 00:39:53,579
I want to see my lawyer.

745
00:39:53,649 --> 00:39:55,173
In due time.

746
00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:58,742
Wait, but I still
don't understand.
Why kill Nelson Poe?

747
00:39:58,821 --> 00:40:00,948
That is the rub, isn't it?

748
00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:03,389
Sally Reynolds was
the intended target.

749
00:40:03,459 --> 00:40:05,450
The question is why?

750
00:40:06,795 --> 00:40:08,695
Hi, Juliet.
Got your message.

751
00:40:08,764 --> 00:40:09,890
What the hell is going on?

752
00:40:09,965 --> 00:40:11,489
Oh, I can see it
clearly now.

753
00:40:11,567 --> 00:40:14,229
Sally wrote Mahoney's
multi-million dollar
insurance policy.

754
00:40:14,303 --> 00:40:15,827
That means she...

755
00:40:16,672 --> 00:40:19,072
She was in on the fraud
from the start.

756
00:40:19,141 --> 00:40:20,574
That's a lie.

757
00:40:20,642 --> 00:40:24,408
But Mahoney here didn't want
to share those millions,
so he gets an idea.

758
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,005
What if sweet, sweet Sally
with the filthy mouth

759
00:40:27,082 --> 00:40:29,516
and the bedroom eyes
had a little accident

760
00:40:29,585 --> 00:40:31,917
out on the battlefield
during the rehearsal?

761
00:40:31,987 --> 00:40:34,217
You mean Griffin tried
to kill me?
That's right.

762
00:40:34,289 --> 00:40:36,450
This is a lie.
You are fabricating
everything you're saying.

763
00:40:36,525 --> 00:40:37,856
Now you hold on a second,
Mr. Mahoney.

764
00:40:37,926 --> 00:40:41,293
Oh, hey, Gus, you see,
when Nelson rolled
down the creek bed

765
00:40:41,363 --> 00:40:43,058
and landed too close
to the river, he looked up

766
00:40:43,132 --> 00:40:45,930
and he saw Griffin
in the tree with his trusty
musket, who said,

767
00:40:46,001 --> 00:40:49,459
"Griffin, now you must
kill Nelson Poe

768
00:40:49,538 --> 00:40:52,473
"to keep his
stinking mouth shut."

769
00:40:53,142 --> 00:40:54,507
Told you you had
the wrong person, Lassiter.

770
00:40:54,576 --> 00:40:55,770
I know.

771
00:40:55,978 --> 00:41:00,108
Detective O'Hara...
Lose the hoop skirt
before you hurt someone.

772
00:41:00,182 --> 00:41:02,514
Read 'em their rights
and book ' em.

773
00:41:04,686 --> 00:41:06,517
Excuse me, gentlemen.

774
00:41:07,623 --> 00:41:10,683
Hey, it was good work,
Detective. We got 'em.

775
00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:11,783
"We"?

776
00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:13,657
We're a team, right?

777
00:41:22,337 --> 00:41:26,239
Gus. When we grow up,
think I'll ever be
as cool as you?

778
00:41:26,308 --> 00:41:28,776
You're better at kickball.

779
00:41:28,844 --> 00:41:30,368
Not what I asked.

780
00:41:31,146 --> 00:41:32,340
We talking about
your dad again?

781
00:41:32,414 --> 00:41:33,881
Mmm-hmm.

782
00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:36,474
Come on, dude.
The guy respects you.

783
00:41:36,552 --> 00:41:38,019
Not like he does you.

784
00:41:38,087 --> 00:41:39,281
I'm not his son.

785
00:41:39,354 --> 00:41:42,448
I mean, he might like me okay,
but he loves you.

786
00:41:43,358 --> 00:41:44,757
Did he say that?

787
00:41:44,827 --> 00:41:46,260
No.

788
00:41:46,328 --> 00:41:48,387
Then how can you be sure?

789
00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:50,989
You mean he's never said it?

790
00:41:51,066 --> 00:41:53,398
Come on, Gus. We're guys.

791
00:42:00,375 --> 00:42:01,842
Charge!
Charge!

792
00:42:11,753 --> 00:42:15,245
In between the lines
there's a lot of obscurity

793
00:42:15,424 --> 00:42:18,825
I'm not inclined
to resign to maturity

794
00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:22,157
If it's all right
then you're all wrong

795
00:42:22,231 --> 00:42:25,598
But why bounce around
to the same damn song?

796
00:42:27,035 --> 00:42:31,233
You'd rather run
when you can't crawl

797
00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:36,541
I know, you know
That I'm not telling the truth

798
00:42:36,745 --> 00:42:40,010
I know, you know
They just don't have any proof

799
00:42:40,082 --> 00:42:43,074
Embrace the deception
Learn how to bend

800
00:42:43,218 --> 00:42:47,177
Your worst inhibitions
tend to psych you out
in the end

801
00:42:47,256 --> 00:42:49,224
I know, you know

802
00:42:50,759 --> 00:42:52,556
I know, you know