0 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:03,959 (light orchestral music) 1 00:00:06,762 --> 00:00:09,595 (people coughing) 2 00:00:10,527 --> 00:00:13,610 (lively piano music) 3 00:00:16,105 --> 00:00:16,988 (audience clapping) 4 00:00:16,988 --> 00:00:18,459 - Good evening, theater nerds! 5 00:00:18,459 --> 00:00:22,630 Welcome to "Play It By Ear", the musical improv show. 6 00:00:22,630 --> 00:00:25,364 I'm your host, Mano Agapion! 7 00:00:25,364 --> 00:00:28,609 Please join me in welcoming today's cast. 8 00:00:28,609 --> 00:00:29,912 (upbeat music) 9 00:00:29,912 --> 00:00:34,348 We've got Zach Reino! 10 00:00:34,348 --> 00:00:36,616 (audience clapping) 11 00:00:36,616 --> 00:00:38,007 Jess McKenna. 12 00:00:39,798 --> 00:00:40,881 Oh hey there. 13 00:00:41,909 --> 00:00:43,159 Edgar Blackmon. 14 00:00:45,302 --> 00:00:47,023 - [Mano] Uh oh! 15 00:00:47,023 --> 00:00:48,939 And Ross Bryant. 16 00:00:51,015 --> 00:00:51,848 (Jess laughs) 17 00:00:51,848 --> 00:00:52,764 (Mano laughs) 18 00:00:52,764 --> 00:00:55,798 That's the cuties, that's the gang. 19 00:00:55,798 --> 00:00:56,927 Hi y'all. 20 00:00:56,927 --> 00:00:57,926 - [All] Hi Mano. - Hi. 21 00:00:57,926 --> 00:01:00,556 - Mano did you ever, or did anyone ever do 22 00:01:00,556 --> 00:01:04,555 like those little glamour-y photos in middle school 23 00:01:04,555 --> 00:01:06,072 where you could go with like groups of friends 24 00:01:06,072 --> 00:01:07,072 and be like. 25 00:01:07,072 --> 00:01:08,734 - [Mano] Oh, no. 26 00:01:08,734 --> 00:01:09,734 - Cool. 27 00:01:09,734 --> 00:01:10,798 (Mano, Edgar, and Ross laugh) 28 00:01:10,798 --> 00:01:11,711 - Would you like to pose for 29 00:01:11,711 --> 00:01:13,286 a glamour shot right now? - [Zach] Yeah which camera? 30 00:01:13,286 --> 00:01:14,119 - Let's go Jackie. - This one? 31 00:01:14,119 --> 00:01:15,785 Over there. - Hi Jackie. 32 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:16,620 (Mano laughs) 33 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:17,629 - Jeez. 34 00:01:17,629 --> 00:01:19,441 I like how Ross is making himself taller. 35 00:01:19,441 --> 00:01:22,263 - The point is for these to dramatically enhance 36 00:01:22,263 --> 00:01:24,412 your already odd proportions. 37 00:01:24,412 --> 00:01:25,495 (everyone laughs) 38 00:01:25,495 --> 00:01:26,898 That's the way it is in my family photos 39 00:01:26,898 --> 00:01:28,367 where they're all there looking normal 40 00:01:28,367 --> 00:01:30,749 and then a gangly homunculus 41 00:01:30,749 --> 00:01:32,146 (everyone laughing) 42 00:01:32,146 --> 00:01:33,990 like looming nearby. 43 00:01:33,990 --> 00:01:34,994 - Are y'all ready? 44 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:36,014 - Yes. 45 00:01:36,014 --> 00:01:39,919 - Okay, 'cause we're about to meet performers and artisans 46 00:01:39,919 --> 00:01:42,472 who come together to celebrate the past 47 00:01:42,472 --> 00:01:45,218 while finding community in the present. 48 00:01:45,218 --> 00:01:47,109 Set at a Renaissance faire 49 00:01:47,109 --> 00:01:48,114 (Jess laughs) 50 00:01:48,114 --> 00:01:50,302 this show will feature a mix 51 00:01:50,302 --> 00:01:53,459 of medieval and contemporary music. 52 00:01:53,459 --> 00:01:57,026 Witness the enduring appeal of the Renaissance era 53 00:01:57,026 --> 00:02:00,379 in this performance of "Joust Because". 54 00:02:00,379 --> 00:02:01,271 (Jess laughs) (Zach groans) 55 00:02:01,271 --> 00:02:04,646 (light music) 56 00:02:06,631 --> 00:02:08,098 - Hark, well met! 57 00:02:08,098 --> 00:02:10,059 - Hail and well met, traveler. 58 00:02:10,059 --> 00:02:11,164 - Hark unto ye. 59 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:12,366 - [Jess] Hark. - [Edgar] Hail. 60 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:13,632 - Hail, well met. 61 00:02:13,632 --> 00:02:14,465 - Can I just say 62 00:02:14,465 --> 00:02:16,144 that I've been looking forward to this all year? 63 00:02:16,144 --> 00:02:18,921 - Oh yeah, of course, this is my favorite day. 64 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:21,808 - As soon as the spring ends and the summer starts 65 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:25,908 I know it's time to travel forward into the past. 66 00:02:25,908 --> 00:02:28,430 (light music) - Yeah I know it's time to dig out my corset 67 00:02:28,430 --> 00:02:31,832 and gather around a maypole with fellow travelers. 68 00:02:31,832 --> 00:02:34,161 - Yes, I've been sharpening my blade all winter, 69 00:02:34,161 --> 00:02:37,038 it's finally time to let it see the gleam of the light. 70 00:02:37,038 --> 00:02:38,044 (Zach laughs) 71 00:02:38,044 --> 00:02:39,773 - And I've been sharpening my wit. 72 00:02:39,773 --> 00:02:40,931 (everyone laughs) 73 00:02:40,931 --> 00:02:43,098 - And I can already taste. 74 00:02:45,202 --> 00:02:50,202 ♪ My first bite of a turkey leg ♪ 75 00:02:50,709 --> 00:02:55,709 ♪ A giant juicy turkey leg ♪ 76 00:02:56,829 --> 00:03:01,829 ♪ Oh hark titter and behave ♪ 77 00:03:02,373 --> 00:03:07,373 ♪ That first taste of a turkey leg ♪ 78 00:03:09,031 --> 00:03:13,598 ♪ We all are all part of the cast ♪ 79 00:03:13,598 --> 00:03:18,598 ♪ Dwelling here in the present but only at home in the past ♪ 80 00:03:19,278 --> 00:03:21,334 ♪ But there's only one thing ♪ 81 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:24,011 ♪ That could make me drop down and beg ♪ 82 00:03:24,011 --> 00:03:26,783 ♪ Not the garb or the lingo ♪ 83 00:03:26,783 --> 00:03:31,783 ♪ But a giant oversized turkey leg ♪ ♪ Turkey leg ♪ 84 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:35,899 ♪ The turkey leg ♪ 85 00:03:35,899 --> 00:03:40,417 ♪ It's always looked so appealing ♪ 86 00:03:40,417 --> 00:03:45,417 ♪ The turkey leg, the turkey leg ♪ 87 00:03:46,312 --> 00:03:50,481 ♪ Look out for the rogues who are stealing ♪ 88 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:53,526 ♪ They're coming for your turkey leg ♪ 89 00:03:53,526 --> 00:03:57,019 ♪ Some say they should not be that big ♪ 90 00:03:57,019 --> 00:03:59,355 ♪ They should not be that grown ♪ 91 00:03:59,355 --> 00:04:04,355 ♪ It's totally unnatural, must be the result of hormones ♪ 92 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:07,375 ♪ And sometimes when I bite in one ♪ 93 00:04:07,375 --> 00:04:10,187 ♪ I'm like, this actually is not as good ♪ 94 00:04:10,187 --> 00:04:12,318 ♪ As I was thinking it would be ♪ 95 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:13,974 ♪ It's never good as I remember it ♪ 96 00:04:13,974 --> 00:04:17,053 ♪ But I'm sure that the next one will be so ♪ 97 00:04:17,053 --> 00:04:22,053 ♪ Every year I do the same and expect a different outcome ♪ 98 00:04:22,203 --> 00:04:25,054 ♪ That seems like fine, we'll have four turkey legs ♪ 99 00:04:25,054 --> 00:04:27,313 ♪ For my friends and I to dine ♪ 100 00:04:27,313 --> 00:04:28,817 ♪ Turkey leg, turkey leg ♪ 101 00:04:28,817 --> 00:04:32,512 ♪ Turkey leg ♪ 102 00:04:32,512 --> 00:04:36,459 ♪ Turkey legs for all tonight, tonight ♪ 103 00:04:36,459 --> 00:04:41,459 ♪ Having turkey legs, turkey legs ♪ 104 00:04:43,411 --> 00:04:47,418 ♪ It's all downhill after the first bite of a ♪ 105 00:04:47,418 --> 00:04:52,401 ♪ Turkey leg ♪ 106 00:04:57,183 --> 00:04:58,683 (performers moaning) 107 00:04:58,683 --> 00:04:59,666 (audience and Mano clapping) - Only fine. 108 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,948 - Only fine. - [Ross] Mid, mid. 109 00:05:01,948 --> 00:05:05,181 - What a cast of goofs, a bunch of Ren Faire heads indeed. 110 00:05:05,181 --> 00:05:06,317 - Did you ever go to Ren Faires? 111 00:05:06,317 --> 00:05:07,595 - I didn't. 112 00:05:07,595 --> 00:05:10,447 - The Pleasure Faire in Irwindale is great. 113 00:05:10,447 --> 00:05:11,372 - It's not just a Renaissance faire, 114 00:05:11,372 --> 00:05:13,644 it's a Renaissance and Pleasure faire. 115 00:05:13,644 --> 00:05:15,942 - And you'll see like knights, and queens, 116 00:05:15,942 --> 00:05:18,434 and also "Deadpool" will definitely be there. 117 00:05:18,434 --> 00:05:19,613 (Mano spitting) - [Jess] "Spider-Man". 118 00:05:19,613 --> 00:05:21,173 - "Ninja Turtles". - "Ninja Turtles". 119 00:05:21,173 --> 00:05:23,332 - "Star Trek" officers. 120 00:05:23,332 --> 00:05:25,740 - You're reminding me that there are so many things 121 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:27,889 that have no business being at the Ren Faire, 122 00:05:27,889 --> 00:05:32,889 so I want this next scene to show a little attraction 123 00:05:33,564 --> 00:05:36,249 that should not be at said Ren Faire. 124 00:05:36,249 --> 00:05:37,271 (performers laughing) 125 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:38,306 - Okay. 126 00:05:38,306 --> 00:05:40,232 (Ross laughs) 127 00:05:40,232 --> 00:05:41,809 - Hark fellow travelers. 128 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:42,808 - Hark well met. 129 00:05:42,808 --> 00:05:45,907 - Perhaps you can help me with a most perplexing riddle 130 00:05:45,907 --> 00:05:46,934 that I have found. 131 00:05:46,934 --> 00:05:48,232 - Oh sure great wh-- - Before me 132 00:05:48,232 --> 00:05:51,515 are four giant beasts, 133 00:05:51,515 --> 00:05:54,245 beasts of a most pernicious appetite. 134 00:05:54,245 --> 00:05:57,586 They are hungry, they are hungry, they are hippos. 135 00:05:57,586 --> 00:05:58,672 (Mano laughs) 136 00:05:58,672 --> 00:05:59,838 And now four of them. 137 00:05:59,838 --> 00:06:01,919 So like for 10 bucks you guys can play 138 00:06:01,919 --> 00:06:03,663 like Hungry Hungry Hippos and-- 139 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:05,578 - You just have a stall where you just put out 140 00:06:05,578 --> 00:06:06,970 a Hungry Hungry Hippos 141 00:06:06,970 --> 00:06:08,655 and charge people 10 bucks to play it? 142 00:06:08,655 --> 00:06:10,234 - Oh nay, fair lady, 143 00:06:10,234 --> 00:06:12,127 for it is not just hungry hippos, 144 00:06:12,127 --> 00:06:14,762 it is the hungriest and hungriest of hippos. 145 00:06:14,762 --> 00:06:17,885 - For I have never even seen a hippopotamus 146 00:06:17,885 --> 00:06:19,023 with mine own eyes, 147 00:06:19,023 --> 00:06:23,007 only gazed at them in illuminated manuscripts and tomes. 148 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:26,207 Tell me more of this strange African water beast. 149 00:06:26,207 --> 00:06:27,775 - I feel a song coming on, 150 00:06:27,775 --> 00:06:30,495 and whenever this song does happen 151 00:06:30,495 --> 00:06:33,941 I want it to feature some sort of a strange confession 152 00:06:33,941 --> 00:06:37,055 accompanied by a violin solo. 153 00:06:37,055 --> 00:06:39,039 - What say we play this game? 154 00:06:39,039 --> 00:06:43,362 - Perhaps we do not like this game, perhaps other games 155 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:45,609 from my vardo we could take out. 156 00:06:45,609 --> 00:06:46,607 (light music) 157 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:49,881 - Well are these of ye period appropriate 158 00:06:49,881 --> 00:06:51,307 mayhap? - Yes of course of course, 159 00:06:51,307 --> 00:06:54,189 many games each from a faraway place, 160 00:06:54,189 --> 00:06:57,439 each with a different spin, if you will. 161 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:01,839 - I see you have. 162 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:05,897 ♪ Chutes and Ladders ♪ 163 00:07:05,897 --> 00:07:10,897 ♪ Chutes and Ladders ♪ 164 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:16,083 ♪ Perhaps you are a little boy who could not get sadder ♪ 165 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:20,105 ♪ But, what's this, your luck has changed ♪ 166 00:07:20,105 --> 00:07:24,761 ♪ For you now find yourself climbing up a ladder ♪ 167 00:07:24,761 --> 00:07:29,761 ♪ And then whilst you are partaking of this ride ♪ 168 00:07:31,294 --> 00:07:35,323 ♪ You spin and perhaps you see yourself going ♪ 169 00:07:35,323 --> 00:07:38,439 ♪ Going down the slide ♪ 170 00:07:38,439 --> 00:07:41,997 ♪ Is this immersive ♪ 171 00:07:41,997 --> 00:07:44,899 ♪ Do you feel you are part of the times ♪ 172 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:49,102 ♪ Is this immersive ♪ 173 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:53,569 ♪ Not quite, but hey it's fine ♪ 174 00:07:53,569 --> 00:07:58,569 ♪ Well perhaps it's time for me to try again ♪ 175 00:07:59,241 --> 00:08:04,241 ♪ This will be immersive my friends ♪ 176 00:08:04,506 --> 00:08:08,826 ♪ I hope, oh how I hope ♪ 177 00:08:08,826 --> 00:08:13,081 ♪ That they do not realize ♪ 178 00:08:13,081 --> 00:08:18,081 ♪ I was at a Toys R Us as it was going out of business ♪ 179 00:08:19,001 --> 00:08:24,001 ♪ And I had to find some way to use those things ♪ 180 00:08:25,465 --> 00:08:30,465 ♪ The trash, could that make a man a king? ♪ 181 00:08:30,817 --> 00:08:34,891 ♪ Ah, yes, I see you've chosen this fabled game ♪ 182 00:08:34,891 --> 00:08:39,151 ♪ From far off Motihari ♪ 183 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:42,512 ♪ It's a game of apologizing ♪ 184 00:08:42,512 --> 00:08:46,033 ♪ It's a game called Sorry ♪ 185 00:08:46,033 --> 00:08:51,033 ♪ Yes and now we can see your prodigious hall ♪ 186 00:08:52,042 --> 00:08:53,245 ♪ We can see ♪ 187 00:08:53,245 --> 00:08:58,245 ♪ that you have Battleship, Scattergories, Twister, all ♪ 188 00:08:58,612 --> 00:09:02,496 ♪ It's not immersive ♪ 189 00:09:02,496 --> 00:09:05,254 ♪ These games from a different time ♪ 190 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:09,167 ♪ It's not immersive ♪ 191 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:13,311 ♪ But nay, it's not your crime ♪ 192 00:09:13,311 --> 00:09:16,212 ♪ Close up your stall ♪ 193 00:09:16,212 --> 00:09:20,428 ♪ And come with us, one and all ♪ 194 00:09:20,428 --> 00:09:25,428 ♪ For this is not for making your coin ♪ 195 00:09:25,535 --> 00:09:28,900 ♪ The fair is for enjoying ♪ 196 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:30,399 (Jess laughs) 197 00:09:30,399 --> 00:09:33,808 ♪ Yes you're saying I can hang with you ♪ 198 00:09:33,808 --> 00:09:38,122 ♪ You'll show me fair things we can do ♪ 199 00:09:38,122 --> 00:09:43,105 ♪ Yes and hark, listen well ♪ 200 00:09:48,347 --> 00:09:53,347 ♪ Listen well, listen well, listen well, listen ♪ 201 00:09:53,525 --> 00:09:56,301 (Mano laughs) 202 00:09:56,301 --> 00:09:58,903 (Zach humming) 203 00:09:58,903 --> 00:10:01,960 ♪ These tones are so immersive ♪ 204 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:05,228 ♪ They're placing me in the time ♪ 205 00:10:05,228 --> 00:10:08,443 ♪ We shouldn't be playing games from a box ♪ 206 00:10:08,443 --> 00:10:11,683 ♪ We should be drinking flagons of wine ♪ 207 00:10:11,683 --> 00:10:15,469 ♪ Yes things more time appropriate ♪ 208 00:10:15,469 --> 00:10:18,616 ♪ That's exactly what we should do ♪ 209 00:10:18,616 --> 00:10:22,029 ♪ So set aside all this trouble, sir ♪ 210 00:10:22,029 --> 00:10:25,011 ♪ It's time for you to get a clue ♪ 211 00:10:25,011 --> 00:10:26,013 (Mano laughs) 212 00:10:26,013 --> 00:10:31,013 ♪ Thank you, it's time to embark on a game that we call life ♪ 213 00:10:32,344 --> 00:10:36,403 ♪ Just living all together, side-by-side ♪ 214 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:41,394 ♪ And it will be immersive ♪ 215 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:47,805 - I'm Josh by the way, 216 00:10:47,805 --> 00:10:48,638 my name's Josh. - [Jess] Hi. 217 00:10:48,638 --> 00:10:49,801 - [Ross] Hey Josh. Katrina. 218 00:10:49,801 --> 00:10:50,634 - Hi, Katrina. 219 00:10:50,634 --> 00:10:51,959 - [Edgar] Chris! - Chris, hey Chris. 220 00:10:51,959 --> 00:10:53,417 - [Ross] Barry. - Barry. 221 00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:55,698 - Wow, well a lotta stuff's happening at this Ren Faire. 222 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,420 - Well that's what Ren Faires are like, Mano. 223 00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:59,996 - Take us somewhere and I'll interrupt in a bit. 224 00:10:59,996 --> 00:11:02,807 - I can't believe it! 225 00:11:02,807 --> 00:11:04,984 I can't believe it! 226 00:11:04,984 --> 00:11:09,243 Didst thou see what didst transpire 227 00:11:09,243 --> 00:11:11,511 in yon marketplace this morn? 228 00:11:11,511 --> 00:11:12,684 - Oh, I seent it. 229 00:11:12,684 --> 00:11:13,726 (Mano laughs) 230 00:11:13,726 --> 00:11:15,956 - Hungry Hippo, sir? 231 00:11:15,956 --> 00:11:19,657 Though this gentleman departs from this, his stall, 232 00:11:19,657 --> 00:11:22,638 it still doth seem to me as though he is immersive 233 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:27,620 not within our fair faire of aye, the Renaissance, 234 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,526 but exceedingly of pleasure. 235 00:11:30,526 --> 00:11:31,849 (Mano laughs) 236 00:11:31,849 --> 00:11:35,385 I demand that all and sundry in these environs 237 00:11:35,385 --> 00:11:37,754 be more on theme. 238 00:11:37,754 --> 00:11:42,754 - See, and I am vexed because I have seen games 239 00:11:43,422 --> 00:11:46,195 but I have not seen pleasure. 240 00:11:46,195 --> 00:11:47,493 (Edgar laughs) 241 00:11:47,493 --> 00:11:48,326 - Indeed. 242 00:11:48,326 --> 00:11:49,436 - Sorry I don't wanna interrupt, 243 00:11:49,436 --> 00:11:51,793 do either of you have a phone charger, or? 244 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:52,782 - A what? 245 00:11:52,782 --> 00:11:54,457 - (groans) Nevermind. 246 00:11:54,457 --> 00:11:55,625 - Excuse me varlot, 247 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:58,522 if you have mysterious words to speak unto me 248 00:11:58,522 --> 00:12:00,105 do so at your peril, 249 00:12:00,105 --> 00:12:03,833 for to speak words I know not shall dub thee a warlock sir. 250 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,561 - Look man, I'm just looking for my kid, 251 00:12:05,561 --> 00:12:07,427 I'm trying to charge my phone, so do you have a phone charger? 252 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,390 - Fear not, wizard! - Nay! 253 00:12:08,390 --> 00:12:10,265 - As you continue to speak gibberish. 254 00:12:10,265 --> 00:12:12,980 If you find yourself in the pillory under lock and key 255 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,447 know that there is a fine line 256 00:12:14,447 --> 00:12:17,355 between pain and pleasure. - Pleasure. 257 00:12:17,355 --> 00:12:19,218 Strip him of his vestments. 258 00:12:19,218 --> 00:12:20,192 - Wait what? 259 00:12:20,192 --> 00:12:22,581 (upbeat music) - I like where this is going, let's make sure this song 260 00:12:22,581 --> 00:12:25,664 includes a filthy and obscene chorus. 261 00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:30,472 ♪ Look all around at what you see ♪ 262 00:12:30,472 --> 00:12:34,395 ♪ People behaving pleasurably ♪ 263 00:12:34,395 --> 00:12:37,789 ♪ Yes I don't think I have to explain ♪ 264 00:12:37,789 --> 00:12:42,250 ♪ A gossamer thin line between pleasure and pain ♪ 265 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:45,258 ♪ You probably came to make it last ♪ 266 00:12:45,258 --> 00:12:48,842 ♪ To dwell a day within the past ♪ 267 00:12:48,842 --> 00:12:52,245 ♪ To see out here what you could see ♪ 268 00:12:52,245 --> 00:12:56,396 ♪ But also explore your boundaries ♪ 269 00:12:56,396 --> 00:12:57,410 (Mano laughs) 270 00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:02,410 ♪ Yes, in the past, we liked touching dicks and ass ♪ 271 00:13:02,770 --> 00:13:03,935 (Mano laughs) 272 00:13:03,935 --> 00:13:08,876 ♪ Yes, in the past, we liked touching ♪ 273 00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:11,935 ♪ Dicks and ass ♪ 274 00:13:11,935 --> 00:13:14,933 ♪ Think, if you can, if your mind can be saved ♪ 275 00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:18,783 ♪ The time of kings, queens, crusades, and the plague ♪ 276 00:13:18,783 --> 00:13:22,559 ♪ But also there where pomp struts ♪ 277 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:26,761 ♪ There were also dicks and butts ♪ 278 00:13:26,761 --> 00:13:30,984 ♪ Oh I know how you feel ♪ 279 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,792 ♪ This must be so new ♪ 280 00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:34,411 - It's new. 281 00:13:34,411 --> 00:13:39,411 ♪ But let me bend you over and do something nasty to you ♪ 282 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:44,691 ♪ Yes, in the past ♪ 283 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:49,026 ♪ It was just about touching dicks and ass ♪ 284 00:13:49,026 --> 00:13:52,136 ♪ Yes, in the past ♪ 285 00:13:52,136 --> 00:13:56,822 ♪ It was all about touching dicks and ass ♪ 286 00:13:56,822 --> 00:13:59,747 ♪ It's so new to me ♪ 287 00:13:59,747 --> 00:14:03,655 (Edgar vocalizing) ♪ I feel like I'm under the gun ♪ 288 00:14:03,655 --> 00:14:07,455 ♪ But this is so new that I'm no longer thinking ♪ 289 00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:11,343 ♪ Of charging my phone or finding my son ♪ 290 00:14:11,343 --> 00:14:14,826 ♪ The only thing on my mind ♪ 291 00:14:14,826 --> 00:14:18,319 ♪ That's encompassing me at this fair ♪ 292 00:14:18,319 --> 00:14:21,393 ♪ Is the idea, that in the past ♪ 293 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:26,393 ♪ There were only touching dicks and derriere ♪ 294 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,759 ♪ Oh, back in the past, I'm telling you ♪ 295 00:14:29,759 --> 00:14:33,087 ♪ Oh we don't ask for much ♪ 296 00:14:33,087 --> 00:14:36,351 ♪ No no no there are mysteries abounding ♪ 297 00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:40,671 ♪ But be sure dicks are getting touched ♪ 298 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:45,671 ♪ Oh yes, with my hands, with my mouth ♪ 299 00:14:46,149 --> 00:14:48,307 ♪ With my glands ♪ 300 00:14:48,307 --> 00:14:52,197 ♪ I would touch on your dick and ass ♪ 301 00:14:52,197 --> 00:14:55,194 ♪ Until I cannot stand ♪ 302 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:57,066 ♪ Oh yes ♪ 303 00:14:57,066 --> 00:14:58,069 (Mano laughs) 304 00:14:58,069 --> 00:15:02,414 ♪ In the past we were touching dicks and ass ♪ 305 00:15:02,414 --> 00:15:03,488 ♪ With consent! ♪ 306 00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:06,613 ♪ Yes, it goes without saying ♪ 307 00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:10,282 ♪ But we should say it anyway ♪ 308 00:15:10,282 --> 00:15:11,289 (Mano laughs) 309 00:15:11,289 --> 00:15:16,289 ♪ Yes, in the past, we were ♪ 310 00:15:16,357 --> 00:15:21,357 ♪ Touching dicks and ♪ 311 00:15:22,485 --> 00:15:27,366 ♪ Ass ♪ 312 00:15:27,366 --> 00:15:28,546 - Hi dad. - Hi Bret. 313 00:15:28,546 --> 00:15:29,549 - Oh hey, oh! 314 00:15:30,682 --> 00:15:31,811 (everyone laughing) 315 00:15:31,811 --> 00:15:33,193 - All right. - Yep yep yep yep. 316 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,432 - Uh, fare thee well. - Fare thee well. 317 00:15:34,432 --> 00:15:36,426 - Well met! I'm Spider-Man. 318 00:15:36,426 --> 00:15:37,803 (Mano laughs) 319 00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:40,106 - Thank you, I wanted to see filth. 320 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,656 - Was that dirty as you hoped? 321 00:15:41,656 --> 00:15:43,029 - There was no mention of taints. 322 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,155 - Oh okay. - Okay challenge accepted. 323 00:15:45,155 --> 00:15:46,071 - Let's see where you take us, 324 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,902 and I'll interrupt with a song prompt. 325 00:15:47,902 --> 00:15:51,310 - Ah ye new friend of Josh, 326 00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:55,670 for this is mine favorite exhibit. 327 00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:57,439 The falconry. 328 00:15:57,439 --> 00:15:58,723 - The falconry, yes. 329 00:15:58,723 --> 00:16:01,162 What's your Renaissance name again? 330 00:16:01,162 --> 00:16:04,062 - Katrina the Carnivorous. 331 00:16:04,062 --> 00:16:05,329 - Okay so still-- - I love turkey leg. 332 00:16:05,329 --> 00:16:07,317 - Still Katrina but you like to eat meat. 333 00:16:07,317 --> 00:16:08,150 - Yeah yeah yeah. 334 00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:13,150 - And I am Josh, king of games. 335 00:16:13,701 --> 00:16:16,127 - Josh, you know like part of coming to the Ren Faire 336 00:16:16,127 --> 00:16:19,690 is like being who you don't get to be at home. 337 00:16:19,690 --> 00:16:22,442 - Yeah, well, at home I play a lotta games. 338 00:16:22,442 --> 00:16:23,858 - So that's why you should try something else on 339 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,018 Like, at home, I'm a vegetarian. 340 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,074 (everyone laughing) 341 00:16:27,074 --> 00:16:27,907 - But here you're 342 00:16:27,907 --> 00:16:29,625 Katrina the carnivorous. - Yeah I spend one day 343 00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:31,770 a year where I, you know 344 00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:33,511 (light music) 345 00:16:33,511 --> 00:16:35,966 I enjoy a little something different, you know? 346 00:16:35,966 --> 00:16:37,946 - I like where this song is going. 347 00:16:37,946 --> 00:16:39,958 I just wanna make sure it includes 348 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,375 both whispering and shouting. 349 00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:48,072 ♪ Think about where you are in your day-to-day ♪ 350 00:16:48,072 --> 00:16:49,662 ♪ And then do the opposite ♪ 351 00:16:49,662 --> 00:16:54,025 ♪ That's what's most fun out here, it's just a little play ♪ 352 00:16:54,025 --> 00:16:59,025 ♪ So out here, I eat meat, but home it's only tofu ♪ 353 00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:01,535 ♪ What about you ♪ 354 00:17:01,535 --> 00:17:05,397 ♪ What about me ♪ 355 00:17:05,397 --> 00:17:10,397 ♪ I have to find the secret me inside ♪ 356 00:17:12,238 --> 00:17:16,366 ♪ The secret me that I could never be until I'm out here ♪ 357 00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:18,235 ♪ Throw my cares open wide ♪ 358 00:17:18,235 --> 00:17:23,235 ♪ Find the secret me, find the secret me inside ♪ 359 00:17:23,716 --> 00:17:28,716 ♪ And let it out wide ♪ 360 00:17:29,752 --> 00:17:32,968 ♪ Okay so me at home, Josh at home ♪ 361 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:35,652 ♪ He's got a boring nine to five ♪ 362 00:17:35,652 --> 00:17:38,088 ♪ And he plays games to relax ♪ 363 00:17:38,088 --> 00:17:41,244 ♪ But this Josh is a different kind of guy ♪ 364 00:17:41,244 --> 00:17:44,532 ♪ That Josh is always following the rules ♪ 365 00:17:44,532 --> 00:17:47,492 ♪ Every rule that you would believe ♪ 366 00:17:47,492 --> 00:17:50,594 ♪ But maybe this Josh is a bit of a rogue ♪ 367 00:17:50,594 --> 00:17:52,763 ♪ He's a falcon thief ♪ 368 00:17:52,763 --> 00:17:55,993 ♪ Right and normally at home ♪ 369 00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:59,416 ♪ I'm an actuary who doesn't eat meat ♪ 370 00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:03,689 ♪ But here I come and eat everything I see ♪ 371 00:18:03,689 --> 00:18:05,118 ♪ Everything you see ♪ 372 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,753 ♪ Eat up nom nom nom ♪ 373 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:11,144 ♪ Nom nom nom nom ♪ ♪ When I see, oh, some are looking fine ♪ 374 00:18:11,144 --> 00:18:13,177 ♪ Because that's a part of me ♪ 375 00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:16,564 ♪ That I can only act like some of the time ♪ 376 00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:21,564 ♪ You take the secret me inside ♪ 377 00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:27,448 ♪ And let it out wide ♪ 378 00:18:28,665 --> 00:18:33,264 ♪ The secret me so secretly shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh ♪ 379 00:18:33,264 --> 00:18:34,281 ♪ Keep it inside ♪ 380 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:39,281 ♪ Then wide ♪ 381 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:44,094 ♪ So help me steal a falcon from that guy ♪ 382 00:18:44,094 --> 00:18:45,922 ♪ Oh shit, we can get a falcon ♪ 383 00:18:45,922 --> 00:18:50,830 ♪ I'll just take some of this, what is this, eel pie? ♪ 384 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,274 ♪ Yeah, that's an eel pie ♪ 385 00:18:52,274 --> 00:18:55,273 ♪ Put it on my arm and say ♪ 386 00:18:55,273 --> 00:18:56,106 (Zach clears throat) 387 00:18:56,106 --> 00:18:57,019 - Spencer, to me! 388 00:18:57,019 --> 00:18:58,576 (Zach groaning) 389 00:18:58,576 --> 00:18:59,819 - Hark! 390 00:18:59,819 --> 00:19:01,869 Aardvark, to me! 391 00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:05,718 ♪ Come on bird and come with me ♪ 392 00:19:05,718 --> 00:19:08,529 ♪ We'll make the escape of the falcon thief♪ 393 00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:10,465 ♪ Here we go and we run up ♪ 394 00:19:10,465 --> 00:19:11,713 - Whoa. 395 00:19:11,713 --> 00:19:13,434 ♪ And the falcon just -- ♪ 396 00:19:13,434 --> 00:19:18,417 ♪ I guess he had a secret me, inside ♪ 397 00:19:19,554 --> 00:19:24,554 ♪ That bird secretly wanted to fly ♪ ♪ Say goodbye ♪ 398 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,697 ♪ I guess they're not on a tether ♪ 399 00:19:27,697 --> 00:19:30,683 ♪ So he must have a way of getting them back ♪ 400 00:19:30,683 --> 00:19:31,872 - Aardvark to me! 401 00:19:31,872 --> 00:19:33,253 - Spencer to me! 402 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,862 (Zach and Jess grunt) 403 00:19:35,862 --> 00:19:40,782 ♪ Find the secret me ♪ 404 00:19:40,782 --> 00:19:42,806 ♪ Inside ♪ 405 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:46,139 (Zach and Jess humming) 406 00:19:47,622 --> 00:19:52,497 ♪ Now fly ♪ 407 00:19:56,376 --> 00:19:58,009 - Well met, traveler. - Hail and well met, traveler. 408 00:19:58,009 --> 00:19:59,338 (Mano laughs) 409 00:19:59,338 --> 00:20:02,725 - Well I have more madness planned for you. 410 00:20:02,725 --> 00:20:05,012 I want this next scene to include 411 00:20:05,012 --> 00:20:09,679 you recreating as many classic works of art as possible 412 00:20:09,679 --> 00:20:11,012 with your poses. 413 00:20:12,381 --> 00:20:16,495 - Josh and I may have stumbled upon an issue, 414 00:20:16,495 --> 00:20:18,692 we stole birds 415 00:20:18,692 --> 00:20:21,740 from the falconry. - I'm the falcon thief now. 416 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,220 - Yeah the falconry duo, 417 00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:25,642 they're pretty intense about anachronisms 418 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,026 and their birds and pleasure. 419 00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,286 - Those guys are maybe the most intense people 420 00:20:30,286 --> 00:20:31,300 I've ever seen. 421 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,800 - Quick quick, here they come. 422 00:20:37,311 --> 00:20:39,510 I was just going, I was just kinda trying to blend in. 423 00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:41,536 (Mano laughs) 424 00:20:41,536 --> 00:20:43,417 Did I look like a Mona Lisa? 425 00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:44,893 - You look like a Mona Lisa. 426 00:20:44,893 --> 00:20:45,726 - They're coming quick, 427 00:20:45,726 --> 00:20:47,531 they're gonna see us, unless we hide in a good way! - Wait wait wait, 428 00:20:47,531 --> 00:20:48,528 wait quick. 429 00:20:48,528 --> 00:20:49,830 - Van Gogh's potato peelers. 430 00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:52,950 (Mano laughing) 431 00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:54,054 - I don't know this one. 432 00:20:54,054 --> 00:20:55,710 - The potato eaters I think it is? 433 00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:57,259 - Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. 434 00:20:57,259 --> 00:20:58,432 - Yeah yeah yeah. 435 00:20:58,432 --> 00:21:00,230 - Just act natural, just like it's a regular Sunday 436 00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:01,227 at the park. 437 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,216 (Mano laughs) 438 00:21:03,216 --> 00:21:04,221 In any case if we, 439 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,222 (light music) 440 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,983 do they know that you stole their falcons? 441 00:21:06,983 --> 00:21:09,851 Because they're gonna mete out some Medieval justice on you. 442 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,385 - I don't know if they know that we stole them yet, 443 00:21:11,385 --> 00:21:12,571 they might just think that the birds are doing 444 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:15,243 you know, their little loops around the fair. 445 00:21:15,243 --> 00:21:16,251 - But they're not, 446 00:21:16,251 --> 00:21:18,160 they're sitting on the bag of hi ho cheerios 447 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,132 that I-- - And I'm gonna tell you 448 00:21:19,132 --> 00:21:20,923 right now those guys aren't just about vengeance, 449 00:21:20,923 --> 00:21:22,619 they're also about like nastiness. 450 00:21:22,619 --> 00:21:24,379 - If you get between them and their blades 451 00:21:24,379 --> 00:21:26,448 their blood's gonna be splattered everywhere. 452 00:21:26,448 --> 00:21:27,680 - We should-- - Splatter! 453 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,408 (Jess and Zach laugh) 454 00:21:29,408 --> 00:21:30,616 (Mano laughs) 455 00:21:30,616 --> 00:21:34,379 ♪ All we gotta do is get to the jousting ♪ 456 00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:35,491 - Rink, place? 457 00:21:35,491 --> 00:21:37,259 ♪ Where the horses are ♪ 458 00:21:37,259 --> 00:21:41,195 ♪ It's big enough that we can lose them in the crowd ♪ 459 00:21:41,195 --> 00:21:45,485 ♪ So just help us get over there through this bazaar ♪ 460 00:21:45,485 --> 00:21:49,560 ♪ All right, well, if we're getting to the jousting arena ♪ 461 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:50,554 ♪ I don't know ♪ 462 00:21:50,554 --> 00:21:51,493 - Honestly I don't know. 463 00:21:51,493 --> 00:21:53,516 ♪ We should try to camouflage ♪ 464 00:21:53,516 --> 00:21:57,483 ♪ So let's just be art on the way ♪ 465 00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:02,483 ♪ And then we won't start to be afraid ♪ 466 00:22:02,966 --> 00:22:07,966 ♪ If we see them Van Gogh by ♪ 467 00:22:09,686 --> 00:22:14,686 ♪ Then quickly everyone try to hide ♪ 468 00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:21,601 ♪ If you see them coming down the Rodin ♪ 469 00:22:23,918 --> 00:22:26,810 ♪ Then, just give them the slip ♪ 470 00:22:26,810 --> 00:22:31,567 ♪ As fast as you can ♪ 471 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:36,567 ♪ Oh and now we're finally on our Mon-way ♪ 472 00:22:37,962 --> 00:22:39,018 ♪ On our Mon-way ♪ 473 00:22:39,018 --> 00:22:40,015 (Zach laughs) 474 00:22:40,015 --> 00:22:44,728 ♪ Oh and oh quick, Water Lilies, to save the day ♪ 475 00:22:44,728 --> 00:22:46,456 (Mano laughs) 476 00:22:46,456 --> 00:22:49,206 (chimes playing) 477 00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:55,125 ♪ This is the art of escape, the art of escape, oh ♪ 478 00:22:56,936 --> 00:23:00,956 ♪ This is the art of escape, the art of escape ♪ 479 00:23:00,956 --> 00:23:05,075 ♪ You can do it so quickly, look, pointillism ♪ 480 00:23:05,075 --> 00:23:08,514 ♪ Isn't this great, because ♪ 481 00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:13,177 ♪ Ooooh, it's the art of escape ♪ 482 00:23:13,177 --> 00:23:16,594 ♪ Art of escape, the art of escape ♪ 483 00:23:16,594 --> 00:23:18,284 ♪ The art of escape, art of es-- ♪ 484 00:23:18,284 --> 00:23:22,313 - Oh no we dropped, I dropped my ID, 485 00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:24,593 oh no wait will you hand it to me? 486 00:23:24,593 --> 00:23:26,806 (Jess laughs) 487 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:30,793 ♪ So we will escape from them ♪ 488 00:23:30,793 --> 00:23:33,476 ♪ As quickly as we can ♪ 489 00:23:33,476 --> 00:23:37,779 ♪ This is the start of something, the beginning of something ♪ 490 00:23:37,779 --> 00:23:40,892 ♪ Like the birth of man ♪ 491 00:23:40,892 --> 00:23:44,584 ♪ Oh, quick, they're coming and the space is small ♪ 492 00:23:44,584 --> 00:23:47,987 ♪ Let's do it with our charms ♪ 493 00:23:47,987 --> 00:23:51,699 ♪ And be that one Da Vinci that's about anatomy ♪ 494 00:23:51,699 --> 00:23:55,319 ♪ And looks like a guy with lots of arms ♪ 495 00:23:55,319 --> 00:23:58,909 ♪ The art of escape, the art of escape ♪ 496 00:23:58,909 --> 00:24:02,629 ♪ The art of escape, the art of escape ♪ 497 00:24:02,629 --> 00:24:07,629 ♪ I think we're almost there, I think we just got out ♪ 498 00:24:09,702 --> 00:24:14,702 ♪ To the arena of joust ♪ 499 00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:20,784 ♪ Oh, shit, there they come again ♪ 500 00:24:20,784 --> 00:24:24,917 ♪ They're circling around the patina ♪ 501 00:24:24,917 --> 00:24:28,773 ♪ I've got it, let's be Degas's painting ♪ 502 00:24:28,773 --> 00:24:31,632 ♪ Of those damn ballerinas ♪ 503 00:24:31,632 --> 00:24:34,821 - Hold it hold it hold it they're looking at us, hold it. 504 00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:38,293 ♪ Hold it just stay right in place ♪ 505 00:24:38,293 --> 00:24:40,149 ♪ And if we've got to move ♪ 506 00:24:40,149 --> 00:24:42,324 ♪ Then let's do it in the style ♪ 507 00:24:42,324 --> 00:24:45,490 ♪ Of a Nude Descending A Staircase ♪ 508 00:24:45,490 --> 00:24:49,611 ♪ This is the art of escape, the art of escape ♪ 509 00:24:49,611 --> 00:24:53,436 ♪ The art of escape, the art of escape ♪ 510 00:24:53,436 --> 00:24:56,906 ♪ The art of escape, the art of escape ♪ 511 00:24:56,906 --> 00:25:00,104 ♪ The art of escape, the art of escape ♪ 512 00:25:00,104 --> 00:25:03,462 ♪ The art of escape ♪ 513 00:25:03,462 --> 00:25:05,551 - Okay quick, be four Mona Lisas. 514 00:25:05,551 --> 00:25:07,439 - Four Mona Lisas. 515 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,441 (audience clapping) 516 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:11,200 - Okay great, you want me to interrupt you or keep going? 517 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,033 - Okay. 518 00:25:12,033 --> 00:25:13,497 - Wow that was quick thinking everyone, 519 00:25:13,497 --> 00:25:16,055 really good intro to art history stuff, there. 520 00:25:16,055 --> 00:25:17,453 (Mano laughs) 521 00:25:17,453 --> 00:25:19,852 Well, some of us have been to a couple museums. 522 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,556 - Yes, some of us were just following along. 523 00:25:22,556 --> 00:25:23,541 - Hey, that's all you can do. - Hey. 524 00:25:23,541 --> 00:25:24,540 - Sometimes. - That's all you 525 00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:25,575 can do sometimes. 526 00:25:25,575 --> 00:25:26,905 (Jess and Ross laughing) 527 00:25:26,905 --> 00:25:28,305 - Thank you, so nice of the three of you 528 00:25:28,305 --> 00:25:29,781 to like really take me under your wings 529 00:25:29,781 --> 00:25:32,359 and help a humble falcon thief, such as I. 530 00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:33,747 - Oh no, you put out your arm! 531 00:25:33,747 --> 00:25:35,109 Spencer, he flew right to you! 532 00:25:35,109 --> 00:25:37,358 - Oh no, Spencer go back to the hi ho cheerio. 533 00:25:37,358 --> 00:25:38,743 Away, Spencer! 534 00:25:38,743 --> 00:25:40,576 Away! - Well well well. 535 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,593 - Oh no the falconer, oh no the other falconer, 536 00:25:44,593 --> 00:25:47,005 they're so fucking horny. 537 00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:48,422 - Spencer, to me! 538 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:50,668 (everyone laughing) 539 00:25:50,668 --> 00:25:53,372 - Oh, gosh, they make it look so good. 540 00:25:53,372 --> 00:25:56,817 - Hi, I'm Josh, I think I'm like a falcon thief. 541 00:25:56,817 --> 00:25:57,650 (Zach and Ross groan) 542 00:25:57,650 --> 00:25:59,020 (Mano laughing) 543 00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:00,862 - This handshake I rebuff! 544 00:26:00,862 --> 00:26:01,980 - Oh no! - I cast my gage 545 00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:03,811 down at you sir. - Oh shit, Josh. 546 00:26:03,811 --> 00:26:05,039 - Oh no no! - I'll give it back. 547 00:26:05,039 --> 00:26:06,258 I'll just give him 548 00:26:06,258 --> 00:26:07,285 his gloves back. - No, no, Josh, Josh. 549 00:26:07,285 --> 00:26:08,400 - Why are you saying my name 550 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,616 so many times? - No Josh 551 00:26:09,616 --> 00:26:11,573 you just accepted a duel! 552 00:26:11,573 --> 00:26:12,573 - Yes. - Very well sir! 553 00:26:12,573 --> 00:26:16,039 Let it be rapiers at sunset. 554 00:26:16,039 --> 00:26:17,504 - Josh this guy's for real, 555 00:26:17,504 --> 00:26:20,277 he's gonna really duel you with rapiers. 556 00:26:20,277 --> 00:26:21,680 - I would like this song to include 557 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,350 as much accurate dancing 558 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:27,403 from the Renaissance era as possible. 559 00:26:27,403 --> 00:26:28,635 (Jess sighs) 560 00:26:28,635 --> 00:26:31,256 - You just accepted a duel, Josh, and that means it's real. 561 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,393 These falconers, they don't mess around. 562 00:26:33,393 --> 00:26:34,591 (dramatic music) They're the ones that set the tone 563 00:26:34,591 --> 00:26:36,198 for the whole fair. - Wait, does that mean 564 00:26:36,198 --> 00:26:38,797 if you die in the Renaissance faire you die in real life? 565 00:26:38,797 --> 00:26:40,199 - Yes! 566 00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:41,282 - Oh no. 567 00:26:42,307 --> 00:26:45,616 ♪ So I have 'til sunset ♪ 568 00:26:45,616 --> 00:26:49,695 ♪ To learn how to win a duel with a rapier ♪ 569 00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:53,925 ♪ I mean, honestly, in the abstract, it sounds cool ♪ 570 00:26:53,925 --> 00:26:58,925 ♪ You're just going for points, no one has to die ♪ 571 00:26:59,007 --> 00:27:01,570 ♪ But you only have 25 minutes ♪ 572 00:27:01,570 --> 00:27:04,196 ♪ Oh shit, we're gonna have to fly ♪ 573 00:27:04,196 --> 00:27:09,050 ♪ 25 minutes to become a sword master ♪ 574 00:27:09,050 --> 00:27:14,050 ♪ So you better learn faster ♪ ♪ It's gonna be a disaster ♪ 575 00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:19,580 ♪ 25 minutes to become a sword master ♪ 576 00:27:19,626 --> 00:27:24,626 ♪ So you better learn faster so you better learn faster ♪ 577 00:27:25,624 --> 00:27:30,624 ♪ 25 minutes to become a sword master ♪ 578 00:27:30,742 --> 00:27:35,742 ♪ Learn faster or it'll be a disaster ♪ 579 00:27:36,345 --> 00:27:41,345 ♪ So just like, real quick though, are we playing for keeps ♪ 580 00:27:42,532 --> 00:27:47,532 ♪ Like are the rapiers fake, 'cause I don't wanna bleed ♪ 581 00:27:48,337 --> 00:27:50,748 ♪ Well if you don't want to bleed ♪ 582 00:27:50,748 --> 00:27:53,503 ♪ Then I'm sorry you'll cry ♪ 583 00:27:53,503 --> 00:27:56,393 ♪ Because I'm all about accuracy and pleasure ♪ 584 00:27:56,393 --> 00:27:59,033 ♪ So one of us will have to die ♪ 585 00:27:59,033 --> 00:28:03,825 ♪ 25 minutes to be a sword master ♪ 586 00:28:03,825 --> 00:28:08,825 ♪ So you better learn faster, it'll be a disaster ♪ 587 00:28:09,050 --> 00:28:10,745 - Well you've learned that really quickly, 588 00:28:10,745 --> 00:28:12,639 but that's not sword play! 589 00:28:12,639 --> 00:28:14,464 (Zach laughs) I was just jumping around! 590 00:28:14,464 --> 00:28:16,171 - That's just jumping around, Josh. 591 00:28:16,171 --> 00:28:21,171 ♪ Yes, this is the moment now, our plan is unfurled ♪ 592 00:28:21,614 --> 00:28:24,715 ♪ Justice has come you will die ♪ 593 00:28:24,715 --> 00:28:27,278 ♪ And we're also gonna rock your world ♪ 594 00:28:27,278 --> 00:28:28,277 (Mano laughs) 595 00:28:28,277 --> 00:28:31,451 ♪ Well, I will see you at sunset ♪ 596 00:28:31,451 --> 00:28:36,101 ♪ 25 minutes from now ♪ 597 00:28:36,101 --> 00:28:40,491 ♪ And hopefully, I won't get stabbed ♪ 598 00:28:40,491 --> 00:28:45,408 ♪ 'Cause that would make me sad ♪ 599 00:28:52,916 --> 00:28:54,688 - Spencer to me! 600 00:28:54,688 --> 00:28:56,285 (Mano laughs) 601 00:28:56,285 --> 00:28:59,045 - Okay me thinks it's time for a tangent. 602 00:28:59,045 --> 00:29:01,628 I wanna see some steam punkers. 603 00:29:02,770 --> 00:29:07,103 (performers making whirring sounds) 604 00:29:11,508 --> 00:29:13,685 (performers mumbling) 605 00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:14,919 - All right, all right. 606 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:18,649 - Oh, four eel pies I've had. 607 00:29:18,649 --> 00:29:21,770 - I'm running on eel pies and steam me is. 608 00:29:21,770 --> 00:29:24,902 - Choked down eight steam pies I did. 609 00:29:24,902 --> 00:29:26,685 Came here in a dirigible. 610 00:29:26,685 --> 00:29:29,983 Bless, it's the good queen Victoria. 611 00:29:29,983 --> 00:29:32,239 - Oh queen Victoria. - Make it rain. 612 00:29:32,239 --> 00:29:33,197 - Queen Victoria. - Queen. 613 00:29:33,197 --> 00:29:36,799 - Well what's your favorite part about steam then? 614 00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:37,930 - Gotta be the pressure. 615 00:29:37,930 --> 00:29:39,274 - Gotta be the pressure. 616 00:29:39,274 --> 00:29:40,440 - No no. - I love the heat. 617 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,967 - It's the noise for me. - Oh the hiss. 618 00:29:41,967 --> 00:29:44,623 - I love the hiss and the whistles. 619 00:29:44,623 --> 00:29:48,886 - Only thing I like more than steam, cogs and gears. 620 00:29:48,886 --> 00:29:49,719 (light music) 621 00:29:49,719 --> 00:29:52,759 - Oh I love a good cog in here. 622 00:29:52,759 --> 00:29:54,746 - You ever feel like we're disrespected 623 00:29:54,746 --> 00:29:55,828 around a Renaissance Faire? 624 00:29:55,828 --> 00:29:57,023 - Yeah, it's like just 625 00:29:57,023 --> 00:29:58,533 because we ain't got feathers in our caps 626 00:29:58,533 --> 00:30:00,741 and 'cause we got cogs and gears all over 627 00:30:00,741 --> 00:30:01,980 and we're blasting steam-- 628 00:30:01,980 --> 00:30:03,605 - [Edgar] And wearing goggles. 629 00:30:03,605 --> 00:30:05,272 - And big mustaches. 630 00:30:07,233 --> 00:30:08,717 - If only they knew, 631 00:30:08,717 --> 00:30:11,026 if only they knew what joy lies in the world 632 00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:14,001 of an alternate timeline wherein steam 633 00:30:14,001 --> 00:30:16,411 was the predominant form of electricity. 634 00:30:16,411 --> 00:30:20,897 - Steam never went away, steam is the king, king is steam. 635 00:30:20,897 --> 00:30:23,538 - Oh yeah say it again, say it again. 636 00:30:23,538 --> 00:30:26,327 - Steam is the king, king is steam! 637 00:30:26,327 --> 00:30:29,372 - Steam is the king, king is steam! 638 00:30:29,372 --> 00:30:32,392 ♪ And god bless the queen, who is also steam ♪ 639 00:30:32,392 --> 00:30:35,341 ♪ Because steam is the queen, the queen is steam ♪ 640 00:30:35,341 --> 00:30:37,366 ♪ And also a bit of your dream ♪ 641 00:30:37,366 --> 00:30:40,899 ♪ Every single thing is full of steam ♪ 642 00:30:40,899 --> 00:30:43,335 - Yeah, from the second that it's building. 643 00:30:43,335 --> 00:30:46,898 ♪ I can feel the pressure building ♪ 644 00:30:46,898 --> 00:30:48,898 ♪ That's there to test all the metal ♪ 645 00:30:48,898 --> 00:30:51,690 ♪ When I apply a bit of heat to the kettle ♪ 646 00:30:51,690 --> 00:30:54,663 ♪ Once the water is boiling then there's no surprises ♪ 647 00:30:54,663 --> 00:30:57,579 ♪ You can feel the heat and then the steam rises ♪ 648 00:30:57,579 --> 00:31:00,434 ♪ The pressure builds, that's what I'm about ♪ 649 00:31:00,434 --> 00:31:03,303 ♪ And then toot toot the steam comes out ♪ 650 00:31:03,303 --> 00:31:04,136 ♪ Let me tell you ♪ 651 00:31:04,136 --> 00:31:06,144 ♪ Everything in this world that gives me joy ♪ 652 00:31:06,144 --> 00:31:07,327 ♪ Is when that pressure builds up ♪ 653 00:31:07,327 --> 00:31:08,922 ♪ And it makes that whistling noise ♪ 654 00:31:08,922 --> 00:31:11,581 ♪ And I know that you're loving every single sensation ♪ 655 00:31:11,581 --> 00:31:14,413 ♪ And I know that you love it when it's condensation ♪ 656 00:31:14,413 --> 00:31:15,959 ♪ Because steam is king ♪ 657 00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:19,344 ♪ And also the king is steam ♪ 658 00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:21,474 ♪ Steam is the king, and the king is steam ♪ 659 00:31:21,474 --> 00:31:24,199 ♪ And the queen is the steam, and the steam is queen ♪ 660 00:31:24,199 --> 00:31:27,076 ♪ And the steam is every fucking thing ♪ 661 00:31:27,076 --> 00:31:28,075 - That's right. 662 00:31:28,075 --> 00:31:29,782 ♪ Sometimes when I feel pain ♪ 663 00:31:29,782 --> 00:31:32,722 ♪ I have to jump on this beautiful steam train ♪ 664 00:31:32,722 --> 00:31:35,533 ♪ And I go from here all the way to Maine ♪ 665 00:31:35,533 --> 00:31:38,521 ♪ Then I get on that bitch and come back again ♪ 666 00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:41,149 ♪ Oh listen to me, a chug a choo chug a choo ♪ 667 00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:44,225 ♪ Every steam, every day, it's just how we do ♪ 668 00:31:44,225 --> 00:31:46,997 ♪ And everybody from far and near listen here ♪ 669 00:31:46,997 --> 00:31:49,726 ♪ Steam can be made better with a cog and a gear ♪ 670 00:31:49,726 --> 00:31:50,845 ♪ Can you picture it ♪ 671 00:31:50,845 --> 00:31:52,864 ♪ Picture it, you know we're not troubling ♪ 672 00:31:52,864 --> 00:31:55,530 ♪ As soon as the water is boiling and bubbling ♪ 673 00:31:55,530 --> 00:31:58,285 ♪ Oh my god, follow me dogs ♪ 674 00:31:58,285 --> 00:32:01,072 ♪ I love a gear a fly wheel also cogs ♪ 675 00:32:01,072 --> 00:32:03,992 ♪ Oh hark, hark and well met ♪ 676 00:32:03,992 --> 00:32:06,818 ♪ If you haven't dealt with steam then you're full of regret ♪ 677 00:32:06,818 --> 00:32:09,501 ♪ And so we know you prefer your corsets and your ties ♪ 678 00:32:09,501 --> 00:32:12,599 ♪ But why don't you come and give this wheel a try ♪ 679 00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:15,341 ♪ Get on this wheel, get with this cog ♪ 680 00:32:15,341 --> 00:32:16,997 ♪ Stop looking at us sideways ♪ 681 00:32:16,997 --> 00:32:18,557 ♪ Like we're the ones who's odd ♪ 682 00:32:18,557 --> 00:32:21,239 ♪ Yeah, hop on this train for a late night tripper ♪ 683 00:32:21,239 --> 00:32:23,517 ♪ The time of Queen Victoria and Jack the Ripper ♪ 684 00:32:23,517 --> 00:32:24,561 (Mano laughs) 685 00:32:24,561 --> 00:32:26,575 ♪ Yeah living the dream ♪ 686 00:32:26,575 --> 00:32:29,457 ♪ When everything was run by simple machines ♪ 687 00:32:29,457 --> 00:32:32,258 ♪ And those simple machines were run by steam ♪ 688 00:32:32,258 --> 00:32:34,914 ♪ Which is also the queen, y'all know what I mean ♪ 689 00:32:34,914 --> 00:32:37,981 ♪ Yo, the queen is steam, and the king is steam ♪ 690 00:32:37,981 --> 00:32:41,074 ♪ 'Cause steam is every fucking thing ♪ 691 00:32:41,074 --> 00:32:42,333 (Mano laughs) 692 00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:43,841 - I love that so much because it reminded me 693 00:32:43,841 --> 00:32:45,479 that steam punk is fucking lame. 694 00:32:45,479 --> 00:32:47,165 - Hey, sorry. - You somehow made it cool. 695 00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:47,998 - The views of Mano are not shared 696 00:32:47,998 --> 00:32:49,949 by the views of all the cast of "Play It By Ear". 697 00:32:49,949 --> 00:32:51,257 (Mano laughing) 698 00:32:51,257 --> 00:32:52,295 Mano be careful. 699 00:32:52,295 --> 00:32:53,933 Your cool thing I also think is cool. 700 00:32:53,933 --> 00:32:55,734 - Okay, well, I don't know 701 00:32:55,734 --> 00:32:57,199 what's gonna happen in this wrap up, 702 00:32:57,199 --> 00:33:00,240 I just wanna make sure the song in it 703 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,991 includes the tune of Greensleeves. 704 00:33:02,991 --> 00:33:05,033 - The sun is basically 705 00:33:05,033 --> 00:33:06,313 down Josh. - We got we're 706 00:33:06,313 --> 00:33:07,326 minutes away yeah. 707 00:33:07,326 --> 00:33:09,742 - Thank you Lorenzo for helping me get into the zone. 708 00:33:09,742 --> 00:33:11,525 - It was my pleasure Dartanio. 709 00:33:11,525 --> 00:33:12,530 (Zach laughs) 710 00:33:12,530 --> 00:33:13,853 - Those are their-- - Dartanio and Lorenzo. 711 00:33:13,853 --> 00:33:15,074 - Those are their given names, 712 00:33:15,074 --> 00:33:16,370 that's their name year round, 713 00:33:16,370 --> 00:33:17,394 (Mano laughs) 714 00:33:17,394 --> 00:33:19,097 they have no secret side, this is it. 715 00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:20,562 - Wait say that again. 716 00:33:20,562 --> 00:33:22,562 - They have no secret side, this is it. 717 00:33:22,562 --> 00:33:24,792 - Everyone has a secret side. 718 00:33:24,792 --> 00:33:27,250 We have to get them to admit their secret side 719 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,909 and make them unable to duel. 720 00:33:28,909 --> 00:33:30,434 - Okay we'll do that. 721 00:33:30,434 --> 00:33:31,880 - Okay. - And just don't 722 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:32,912 die in the meantime. 723 00:33:32,912 --> 00:33:34,637 - Got it. - Try not to die 724 00:33:34,637 --> 00:33:38,514 if you can, as you dance about my sticking blade. 725 00:33:38,514 --> 00:33:40,845 - But we can't be dueling on an empty stomach, 726 00:33:40,845 --> 00:33:41,849 (light music) 727 00:33:41,849 --> 00:33:45,695 which is why I have brought us some delicious fare. 728 00:33:45,695 --> 00:33:47,945 These are special turkey legs 729 00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:51,269 That are very, very...good. 730 00:33:51,269 --> 00:33:54,653 - Well, I've had many a turkey leg in my time. 731 00:33:54,653 --> 00:33:55,682 - Oh yes of course, 732 00:33:55,682 --> 00:33:57,830 I love a smoked turkey leg that tastes more of pork 733 00:33:57,830 --> 00:34:00,609 than it does of poultry. 734 00:34:00,609 --> 00:34:03,881 (Mano laughing) 735 00:34:03,881 --> 00:34:07,416 Lorenzo always starts with a lick yes. 736 00:34:07,416 --> 00:34:08,249 (Ross gagging) 737 00:34:08,249 --> 00:34:09,414 - [Jess] Oh dear. 738 00:34:09,414 --> 00:34:10,425 Oh no! 739 00:34:10,425 --> 00:34:11,258 - Ah yes. 740 00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:13,805 - He Heathcliffed that. 741 00:34:13,805 --> 00:34:14,820 (Mano laughs) 742 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:16,194 - I'll take that bone if you don't mind. 743 00:34:16,194 --> 00:34:17,375 - [Zach] Wait why? 744 00:34:17,375 --> 00:34:18,586 (Mano laughs) 745 00:34:18,586 --> 00:34:20,200 - That's for later, that's for later. 746 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,088 - Oh yes! - I am in 747 00:34:21,088 --> 00:34:22,729 way over my head! - Josh Josh Josh! 748 00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:24,485 - Now I'm in a dueling mood! - Josh that's it, 749 00:34:24,485 --> 00:34:27,802 there's more than they have blood lust they're horny. 750 00:34:27,802 --> 00:34:29,587 Just remind them that. 751 00:34:29,587 --> 00:34:34,587 ♪ The main thing they wanna do is fuck each other ♪ 752 00:34:35,117 --> 00:34:40,117 ♪ But they always finding a way to get around ♪ 753 00:34:41,952 --> 00:34:44,450 ♪ Maybe they've never been honest ♪ 754 00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:46,914 ♪ That they wanna fuck each other ♪ 755 00:34:46,914 --> 00:34:50,407 ♪ So we have to help them find that secret ♪ 756 00:34:50,407 --> 00:34:55,407 ♪ And once it's found they're gonna fuck ♪ 757 00:34:55,943 --> 00:34:59,353 ♪ So they won't give a fuck about you ♪ 758 00:34:59,353 --> 00:35:02,165 ♪ They're gonna fuck ♪ 759 00:35:02,165 --> 00:35:05,906 ♪ So they won't give a fuck about you ♪ ♪ Me too ♪ 760 00:35:05,906 --> 00:35:07,809 ♪ This is a great plan ♪ 761 00:35:07,809 --> 00:35:11,421 ♪ Keeping them focused on sex is the thing to do ♪ 762 00:35:11,421 --> 00:35:16,421 ♪ We'll make them fuck so they won't give a fuck about you ♪ ♪ We'll make them fuck so they won't give a fuck about me ♪ 763 00:35:17,121 --> 00:35:18,573 - You sir! 764 00:35:18,573 --> 00:35:23,573 ♪ Returned my glove today so it is time for action ♪ 765 00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:29,423 ♪ You stole my falcon sir and I demand satisfaction ♪ 766 00:35:29,916 --> 00:35:34,916 ♪ Satisfaction is the name of the game you are not wrong ♪ 767 00:35:35,165 --> 00:35:38,135 ♪ So I will draw my rapier ♪ 768 00:35:38,135 --> 00:35:41,129 ♪ You also have one and it's quite long ♪ 769 00:35:41,129 --> 00:35:44,706 ♪ Let's just take a second to admire ♪ 770 00:35:44,706 --> 00:35:47,430 ♪ The rapier on this man ♪ 771 00:35:47,430 --> 00:35:49,655 ♪ Have you ever seen such steel ♪ 772 00:35:49,655 --> 00:35:52,845 ♪ Oh, touch it if you can ♪ 773 00:35:52,845 --> 00:35:57,845 ♪ Oh, this, this is a mighty blade of yours of passing worth ♪ 774 00:35:58,653 --> 00:36:03,653 ♪ Notable not just for its length, but also for its girth ♪ 775 00:36:04,661 --> 00:36:09,661 ♪ They're gonna fuck each other ♪ 776 00:36:10,135 --> 00:36:15,135 ♪ So they won't give a fuck about killing me ♪ ♪ So they won't give a fuck about killing you ♪ 777 00:36:16,173 --> 00:36:20,450 ♪ They're gonna fuck each other ♪ 778 00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:22,087 (Mano laughs) 779 00:36:22,087 --> 00:36:27,087 ♪ This is the perfect plan, now for part two ♪ 780 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:31,533 ♪ I have sought my pleasure for so long ♪ 781 00:36:31,533 --> 00:36:34,386 ♪ With dozens and dozens, it's true ♪ 782 00:36:34,386 --> 00:36:36,279 ♪ I've watched you do it ♪ 783 00:36:36,279 --> 00:36:40,510 ♪ I've watched you do it on countless occasions too ♪ 784 00:36:40,510 --> 00:36:45,510 ♪ But what I'm starting to realize as I hear this plea ♪ 785 00:36:46,263 --> 00:36:49,191 ♪ Is the only one I want pleasure from ♪ 786 00:36:49,191 --> 00:36:51,869 ♪ Is you to give it to me ♪ 787 00:36:51,869 --> 00:36:56,869 ♪ They're gonna fuck each other ♪ ♪ Lorenzo! ♪ 788 00:36:57,372 --> 00:37:02,372 ♪ So they won't give a fuck about killing you ♪ ♪ So they won't give a fuck about killing me ♪ 789 00:37:03,373 --> 00:37:08,373 ♪ They're just dancing sweetly with each other ♪ 790 00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:14,794 ♪ This is not how I expected, it's unexpected to me ♪ 791 00:37:16,098 --> 00:37:21,098 ♪ When I look into your eyes ♪ 792 00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:24,935 ♪ My heart is broken with love ♪ 793 00:37:24,935 --> 00:37:28,951 ♪ It's bursting from the inside ♪ 794 00:37:28,951 --> 00:37:33,951 ♪ Take your blade and thrust it into my soul ♪ 795 00:37:36,114 --> 00:37:41,114 ♪ Because when you do, you'll make me whole ♪ 796 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:47,160 ♪ Finally love is really about to start ♪ 797 00:37:47,954 --> 00:37:51,138 ♪ You've been touching dicks and butts so long ♪ 798 00:37:51,138 --> 00:37:53,831 ♪ But you're the first one to touch my heart ♪ 799 00:37:53,831 --> 00:37:58,822 ♪ Oh perfection ♪ ♪ And now as you see ♪ 800 00:37:58,822 --> 00:38:01,538 ♪ Here they go ♪ 801 00:38:01,538 --> 00:38:04,002 ♪ They're gobbling up each other's love ♪ 802 00:38:04,002 --> 00:38:08,062 ♪ Like Hungry Hungry Hippos ♪ 803 00:38:08,062 --> 00:38:10,829 ♪ Oh gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble ♪ 804 00:38:10,829 --> 00:38:11,832 (Mano laughs) 805 00:38:11,832 --> 00:38:13,287 ♪ Each other ♪ 806 00:38:13,287 --> 00:38:15,454 ♪ They're gonna love each ♪ 807 00:38:15,454 --> 00:38:18,082 (Zach laughs) 808 00:38:18,082 --> 00:38:21,823 - Josh, Josh, let us set the tone for them 809 00:38:21,823 --> 00:38:24,625 in the way that they would like from their time. 810 00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:26,377 Let's give them the-- 811 00:38:26,377 --> 00:38:28,777 - The sexiest song of the time. - The sexiest song of the time. 812 00:38:32,935 --> 00:38:37,935 ♪ Here they will fuck each other close ♪ 813 00:38:38,504 --> 00:38:43,504 ♪ As they've been wanting for ages ♪ 814 00:38:43,559 --> 00:38:48,352 ♪ And now they rip up their vestments ♪ 815 00:38:48,352 --> 00:38:53,352 ♪ Like the book of elder pages ♪ 816 00:38:53,650 --> 00:38:58,375 ♪ This is love we see ♪ 817 00:38:58,375 --> 00:39:03,375 ♪ From every sword to every key ♪ 818 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:08,178 ♪ This is this love they bound ♪ 819 00:39:08,178 --> 00:39:13,178 ♪ Oh wow how he takes it down ♪ 820 00:39:13,865 --> 00:39:18,840 (Jess and Zach humming) 821 00:39:24,617 --> 00:39:29,617 ♪ My anger is gone ♪ 822 00:39:29,745 --> 00:39:34,066 ♪ Yes, that's all botched ♪ 823 00:39:34,066 --> 00:39:39,066 ♪ Take our birds and fly ♪ 824 00:39:39,216 --> 00:39:42,041 ♪ But first, they can watch ♪ 825 00:39:42,041 --> 00:39:43,789 (Mano laughs) 826 00:39:43,789 --> 00:39:47,584 ♪ The birds can always watch ♪ 827 00:39:47,584 --> 00:39:51,914 ♪ That's what it means to be a bird in the sky ♪ 828 00:39:51,914 --> 00:39:56,455 ♪ I think what you have truly found ♪ 829 00:39:56,455 --> 00:40:00,058 ♪ Is true to you from our ♪ 830 00:40:00,058 --> 00:40:05,058 ♪ Bird's eye view ♪ 831 00:40:05,135 --> 00:40:05,968 - Away. 832 00:40:08,660 --> 00:40:11,650 - Okay, daddy, wheelbarrow me. 833 00:40:11,650 --> 00:40:13,349 (Mano laughs) 834 00:40:13,349 --> 00:40:15,613 ♪ And they did. ♪ 835 00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:17,555 - Put this in your art book! 836 00:40:17,555 --> 00:40:21,460 ♪ And they did ♪ 837 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:22,726 - Oh there we go. 838 00:40:22,726 --> 00:40:25,872 ♪ And they did ♪ 839 00:40:25,872 --> 00:40:30,789 ♪ Wheelbarrow each other ♪ 840 00:40:34,806 --> 00:40:35,806 - Choo choo! 841 00:40:37,136 --> 00:40:39,169 Choo choo! 842 00:40:42,905 --> 00:40:44,105 (audience clapping) 843 00:40:44,105 --> 00:40:44,938 - Bravo! 844 00:40:45,772 --> 00:40:46,605 Hark and well met. 845 00:40:46,605 --> 00:40:47,931 - Hail and well met. 846 00:40:47,931 --> 00:40:49,650 - Hail and well met. 847 00:40:49,650 --> 00:40:52,942 You're welcome and I'm sorry. 848 00:40:52,942 --> 00:40:53,951 (everyone laughing) 849 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:55,993 - 'Twas a filthy show indeed. 850 00:40:55,993 --> 00:40:57,874 - Oh and thank you. 851 00:40:57,874 --> 00:40:59,923 - And thank you for watching this. 852 00:40:59,923 --> 00:41:02,037 Let's give it up one more time 853 00:41:02,037 --> 00:41:03,711 (uplifting music) for our incredible performers. 854 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:08,607 We've got the amazing Jess McKenna, Zach Reino, 855 00:41:10,174 --> 00:41:15,174 Ross Bryant, and Edgar Blackmon, 856 00:41:15,481 --> 00:41:19,564 and of course our incredible band, Marnina Schon, 857 00:41:20,412 --> 00:41:23,412 Gary Grantham, and Scott Passarella. 858 00:41:25,017 --> 00:41:28,316 That's curtain for us here at "Play It By Ear". 859 00:41:28,316 --> 00:41:30,546 Once again I'm Mano Agapion. 860 00:41:30,546 --> 00:41:35,546 And remember, if you're ever unprepared just wing it bitch! 861 00:41:35,772 --> 00:41:36,919 Bye bye. 862 00:41:36,919 --> 00:41:39,081 (upbeat music continues) 863 00:41:39,081 --> 00:41:42,081 (audience cheering) 864 00:41:50,176 --> 00:41:52,955 - [Ross] Okay daddy, wheelbarrow me. 865 00:41:52,955 --> 00:41:54,857 (Mano laughs) 866 00:41:54,857 --> 00:41:57,857 (audience cheering) 867 00:42:07,139 --> 00:42:09,582 - [Jess] Long sword. 868 00:42:09,582 --> 00:42:11,019 (Mano laughing) 869 00:42:11,019 --> 00:42:15,186 (performers talking indistinctly)