0 00:00:00,029 --> 00:00:03,446 (gentle orchestra music) 1 00:00:10,464 --> 00:00:13,131 (upbeat piano music) 2 00:00:15,792 --> 00:00:16,722 (audience claps and cheers) 3 00:00:16,722 --> 00:00:18,491 - Good evening, theater nerds. 4 00:00:18,491 --> 00:00:22,882 Welcome to "Play It By Ear," the musical improv show. 5 00:00:22,882 --> 00:00:25,217 I'm your host, Mano Agapion. 6 00:00:25,217 --> 00:00:28,876 Why don't you join me in welcoming our amazing cast? 7 00:00:28,876 --> 00:00:30,171 (calm upbeat music) 8 00:00:30,171 --> 00:00:31,243 We've got 9 00:00:31,243 --> 00:00:33,971 Jess McKenna. (audience claps and cheers) 10 00:00:33,971 --> 00:00:35,983 (gasps) Oh, hey there. 11 00:00:35,983 --> 00:00:37,500 Zach Reino. 12 00:00:39,158 --> 00:00:41,292 Oh, cool, dude. 13 00:00:41,292 --> 00:00:45,709 (laughs) And the lovely Ross Bryant. 14 00:00:46,939 --> 00:00:49,460 Oh. (Jess laughs) 15 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:53,377 Oh, hey, one of Charlie's Angels. 16 00:00:53,377 --> 00:00:55,285 - I'm the Halo. 17 00:00:55,285 --> 00:00:56,346 - Ginger. 18 00:00:56,346 --> 00:00:58,717 - We have Halo, Ginger Spice. - [Ross] Ginger. 19 00:00:58,717 --> 00:01:00,548 - And Lucy Liu? - Yeah! 20 00:01:00,548 --> 00:01:01,526 - Yeah. - Lucy Liu. 21 00:01:01,526 --> 00:01:04,132 - Great, I'm excited to tee hee hee and laugh. 22 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:05,546 - You're the only one who's allowed to, 23 00:01:05,546 --> 00:01:06,677 they're all supposed to stay quiet, 24 00:01:06,677 --> 00:01:07,937 so you don't. - They all have to be quiet. 25 00:01:07,937 --> 00:01:09,346 Hey, you three can tee hee hee, 26 00:01:09,346 --> 00:01:11,818 don't be stingy with the tee hees. 27 00:01:11,818 --> 00:01:13,736 - If this is the first time you're watching this show, 28 00:01:13,736 --> 00:01:16,058 y'all have no idea what I'm about to throw your way. 29 00:01:16,058 --> 00:01:16,891 - No. - No. 30 00:01:16,891 --> 00:01:17,746 - [Mano] Nothing. - No. 31 00:01:17,746 --> 00:01:21,440 - Well, tonight's musical explores the themes of camaraderie 32 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,857 and what it means to be free. 33 00:01:25,016 --> 00:01:27,864 You see, for these zoo animals, 34 00:01:27,864 --> 00:01:29,252 (all laugh) 35 00:01:29,252 --> 00:01:31,632 - Oh, okay. - Yes, life outside 36 00:01:31,632 --> 00:01:35,352 the enclosure is but a distant memory. 37 00:01:35,352 --> 00:01:39,154 Join them as they learn to find their place in the world. 38 00:01:39,154 --> 00:01:41,812 This is Animal Style. (air whooshes) 39 00:01:41,812 --> 00:01:44,189 (all laughing) 40 00:01:44,189 --> 00:01:46,772 (upbeat music) 41 00:01:53,588 --> 00:01:55,218 (Mano laughs) 42 00:01:55,218 --> 00:02:00,218 ♪ Every day is a little bit the same ♪ 43 00:02:00,396 --> 00:02:05,396 ♪ Never wandering free upon the plains ♪ 44 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:10,501 ♪ Eating food that's fed to you by shovel ♪ 45 00:02:10,501 --> 00:02:13,109 ♪ By shovel ♪ ♪ By shovel ♪ 46 00:02:13,109 --> 00:02:16,339 ♪ By shovel ♪ 47 00:02:16,339 --> 00:02:20,997 ♪ Every day I long for something more ♪ 48 00:02:20,997 --> 00:02:23,014 ♪ Life outside this pen ♪ 49 00:02:23,014 --> 00:02:26,892 ♪ What is it for ♪ 50 00:02:26,892 --> 00:02:30,687 ♪ I wanna get in a little trouble ♪ 51 00:02:30,687 --> 00:02:35,203 ♪ And not just eat food that's given to me by shovel ♪ 52 00:02:35,203 --> 00:02:40,169 ♪ Do you ever stop and think ♪ 53 00:02:40,169 --> 00:02:45,169 ♪ We might have other wild instincts ♪ 54 00:02:45,262 --> 00:02:49,012 ♪ Do you ever stop and think ♪ 55 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:55,236 ♪ We might have wild ♪ ♪ Wild ♪ 56 00:02:55,504 --> 00:02:57,076 ♪ Instincts ♪ 57 00:02:57,076 --> 00:02:58,558 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Every day ♪ 58 00:02:58,558 --> 00:03:00,756 ♪ Crawling around to the beat ♪ 59 00:03:00,756 --> 00:03:02,152 ♪ With fur on your back ♪ 60 00:03:02,152 --> 00:03:03,414 ♪ A bill on your face ♪ 61 00:03:03,414 --> 00:03:05,015 ♪ And also webbed feet ♪ 62 00:03:05,015 --> 00:03:06,223 ♪ You're a platypus ♪ ♪ Platypus ♪ 63 00:03:06,223 --> 00:03:07,056 (Mano laughs) 64 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:08,373 ♪ Behind bars ♪ 65 00:03:08,373 --> 00:03:10,682 ♪ What can you really trust ♪ 66 00:03:10,682 --> 00:03:11,842 ♪ When you're living life ♪ 67 00:03:11,842 --> 00:03:14,970 ♪ Between reptile and mammal as a platypus ♪ 68 00:03:14,970 --> 00:03:17,477 ♪ And like every day ♪ 69 00:03:17,477 --> 00:03:20,254 ♪ I just pray and beg ♪ 70 00:03:20,254 --> 00:03:24,996 ♪ To do something other than stand on one leg ♪ 71 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:28,285 ♪ Maybe one day I'll switch legs ♪ 72 00:03:28,285 --> 00:03:30,799 ♪ That would be wild ♪ 73 00:03:30,799 --> 00:03:35,174 ♪ Really mix up my animal style ♪ 74 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,007 ♪ Do you ever ♪ 75 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:38,757 ♪ Stop and think ♪ 76 00:03:39,785 --> 00:03:42,079 [Zach] ♪ We might have other ♪ [Jess] ♪ We might have wild ♪ 77 00:03:42,079 --> 00:03:44,770 ♪ Wild instincts ♪ - What are you, a gazelle? 78 00:03:44,770 --> 00:03:45,727 - A giraffe. - Okay. 79 00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:48,797 ♪ Stop and think ♪ 80 00:03:48,797 --> 00:03:49,954 - I'm a flamingo. - Yep. 81 00:03:49,954 --> 00:03:50,787 - Got it. - Yeah. 82 00:03:50,787 --> 00:03:55,245 ♪ Other wild instincts ♪ 83 00:03:55,245 --> 00:04:00,245 ♪ Because freedom is out there across the moat ♪ 84 00:04:00,456 --> 00:04:01,756 ♪ Through the bars ♪ 85 00:04:01,756 --> 00:04:05,610 ♪ Coming on the double ♪ 86 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:10,152 ♪ Freedom's just over the wall ♪ 87 00:04:10,152 --> 00:04:12,019 ♪ Where you're not fed with ♪ 88 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:14,547 ♪ A shovel ♪ ♪ Shovel ♪ 89 00:04:14,547 --> 00:04:15,776 ♪ Do you ever stop ♪ 90 00:04:15,776 --> 00:04:18,219 ♪ Stop and think ♪ ♪ Stop and think ♪ 91 00:04:18,219 --> 00:04:20,719 ♪ First, stop and think ♪ ♪ First, do you stop ♪ 92 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,175 ♪ You stop ♪ ♪ Stop ♪ 93 00:04:22,175 --> 00:04:23,641 ♪ After you stop ♪ ♪ And think ♪ 94 00:04:23,641 --> 00:04:25,114 ♪ Okay, step one ♪ 95 00:04:25,114 --> 00:04:26,737 ♪ Stop ♪ ♪ And then after you stop ♪ 96 00:04:26,737 --> 00:04:28,044 ♪ Do you ever ♪ ♪ Think ♪ 97 00:04:28,044 --> 00:04:30,095 ♪ After you stop, do you think that ♪ 98 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:32,611 ♪ We ♪ 99 00:04:32,611 --> 00:04:33,690 ♪ Might ♪ ♪ Have ♪ 100 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:38,598 ♪ Other wild instincts ♪ 101 00:04:42,295 --> 00:04:44,098 - I have a purple tongue. 102 00:04:44,098 --> 00:04:45,313 - Whoa! (upbeat dramatic music) 103 00:04:45,313 --> 00:04:47,197 (audience claps and cheers) (Mano clapping) 104 00:04:47,197 --> 00:04:48,030 - Amazing. 105 00:04:48,030 --> 00:04:49,645 - My feathers go 106 00:04:49,645 --> 00:04:51,477 pink because I eat shrimp. - Pink, shrimps. 107 00:04:51,477 --> 00:04:54,270 - I'm a monotreme, I think. (Mano laughing) 108 00:04:54,270 --> 00:04:55,374 - What's that? - What is that? 109 00:04:55,374 --> 00:04:57,971 - That's what a platypus and an echidna are. 110 00:04:57,971 --> 00:04:58,899 - Mono. 111 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,176 - Treme. - You know that? 112 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:02,084 Platypi have toxic claws, don't they? 113 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:04,412 - Oh my gosh, now we have a Chekhov's claw. 114 00:05:04,412 --> 00:05:05,541 - Chekhov's claw, 115 00:05:05,541 --> 00:05:07,202 that claw always goes off in the third act. 116 00:05:07,202 --> 00:05:08,504 - Mm-hmm. - Before you start this scene, 117 00:05:08,504 --> 00:05:11,552 I would like all of you (laughs) 118 00:05:11,552 --> 00:05:13,511 to have names that come (gentle chimes) 119 00:05:13,511 --> 00:05:14,928 from your childhood crushes. 120 00:05:14,928 --> 00:05:16,070 (Ross laughs) 121 00:05:16,070 --> 00:05:17,665 We're gonna learn something today. 122 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:18,665 - Ah, quick. 123 00:05:19,673 --> 00:05:22,622 Hey, will you come help me, J.R. Delatorre? 124 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:24,092 (Mano laughs) 125 00:05:24,092 --> 00:05:26,125 The shovel's coming and, 126 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:29,127 ah, well, as much as I hate being fed by shovel, 127 00:05:29,127 --> 00:05:30,565 I hate to miss it. 128 00:05:30,565 --> 00:05:32,986 Will you bring it up to my mouth? 129 00:05:32,986 --> 00:05:34,401 I'm so damn tall. 130 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:35,509 - Yeah, of course. 131 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:37,186 I'll waddle over there, Kellin. 132 00:05:37,186 --> 00:05:39,380 - No fun, no fun last name? 133 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,162 - I mean, how Googleable do you want this to be? 134 00:05:41,162 --> 00:05:42,234 (Mano laughs) 135 00:05:42,234 --> 00:05:44,297 - Is no one gonna ask Salma Hayek 136 00:05:44,297 --> 00:05:47,864 how she got into the pen with other mammals? 137 00:05:47,864 --> 00:05:50,215 My wings were supposed to be clipped, but they're not 138 00:05:50,215 --> 00:05:51,444 'cause I took them out. 139 00:05:51,444 --> 00:05:53,292 - Salma Hayek, how'd you do that? 140 00:05:53,292 --> 00:05:55,632 - Okay, well, you know how they usually pin it like here, 141 00:05:55,632 --> 00:05:56,682 so you can't do this? 142 00:05:56,682 --> 00:05:59,490 - Yeah. - I got James to do it. 143 00:05:59,490 --> 00:06:02,834 - Do you ever talk to the other birds? 144 00:06:02,834 --> 00:06:05,473 You know, the birds that don't live in the zoo? 145 00:06:05,473 --> 00:06:07,619 The little like sparrows that eat the popcorn 146 00:06:07,619 --> 00:06:10,778 and french fries, 'cause they live outside. 147 00:06:10,778 --> 00:06:11,611 - Yeah. - Yeah, 148 00:06:11,611 --> 00:06:14,028 the little pigeons that perch up on the walls 149 00:06:14,028 --> 00:06:17,249 and on the bars with tales of the outside world. 150 00:06:17,249 --> 00:06:20,031 (calm music) - Are you talking 'bout us? 151 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:21,621 - You talking 'bout the birds that live up 152 00:06:21,621 --> 00:06:23,019 in the outside world? - You talking about 153 00:06:23,019 --> 00:06:25,160 the outside birds? 154 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,320 - Well, well, well. - Well, well. 155 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,459 If it ain't three little big time pets. 156 00:06:30,459 --> 00:06:34,188 - Oh, we're so sad, every day someone brings me food, 157 00:06:34,188 --> 00:06:37,224 but I don't like the method to which it's conveyed to me. 158 00:06:37,224 --> 00:06:39,192 - Oh, poor you. - Poor me, poor me. 159 00:06:39,192 --> 00:06:40,849 I fight for every scrap. (calm upbeat music) 160 00:06:40,849 --> 00:06:43,137 - Ooh, I like this song coming on. 161 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:47,137 I would really like this song to involve no rhyming, 162 00:06:47,137 --> 00:06:49,867 but instead fake outs for every rhyme 163 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:51,312 that might rhyme. (players laugh) 164 00:06:51,312 --> 00:06:52,582 Sounds easy, right? - Great. Yeah. 165 00:06:52,582 --> 00:06:56,205 (calm upbeat music) - Good luck. 166 00:06:56,205 --> 00:06:58,944 ♪ Mm, ya, da, da, da ♪ 167 00:06:58,944 --> 00:06:59,986 ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 168 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:01,783 ♪ Ooh, yeah, what's the gossip ♪ 169 00:07:01,783 --> 00:07:03,762 ♪ What's the word ♪ 170 00:07:03,762 --> 00:07:06,994 ♪ Why don't you listen to three friends ♪ 171 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:11,077 (Mano laughs) ♪ We have a little tale ♪ 172 00:07:11,077 --> 00:07:14,921 ♪ So sit right down or you'll lose and lose again ♪ 173 00:07:14,921 --> 00:07:18,580 ♪ Life is hard here out on the street ♪ 174 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:21,814 ♪ We ain't got sisters and brothers ♪ 175 00:07:21,814 --> 00:07:26,122 ♪ And if it came down to it and we're fighting for food ♪ 176 00:07:26,122 --> 00:07:29,326 ♪ We would even kill the other of us ♪ 177 00:07:29,326 --> 00:07:33,558 ♪ Oh, 'cause birds of a feather ♪ 178 00:07:33,558 --> 00:07:35,938 ♪ Don't stick as one ♪ 179 00:07:35,938 --> 00:07:37,240 ♪ That's right ♪ ♪ No ♪ 180 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:40,960 ♪ Birds of a feather ♪ 181 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,594 ♪ Don't stick as one ♪ 182 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:48,167 ♪ Listen to you crying all day ♪ 183 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:50,898 ♪ Oh, no, I get fed ♪ 184 00:07:50,898 --> 00:07:51,788 ♪ Aw ♪ 185 00:07:51,788 --> 00:07:55,082 ♪ If I don't fight for every crumb that I eat ♪ 186 00:07:55,082 --> 00:07:57,752 ♪ I would end up bereft of life ♪ 187 00:07:57,752 --> 00:07:59,154 (Mano and Jess laugh) 188 00:07:59,154 --> 00:08:03,118 ♪ I don't get fed at all ♪ 189 00:08:03,118 --> 00:08:05,265 ♪ Not even a smidgen ♪ 190 00:08:05,265 --> 00:08:06,307 ♪ Aw ♪ 191 00:08:06,307 --> 00:08:10,343 ♪ And that is coming from me ♪ 192 00:08:10,343 --> 00:08:12,059 ♪ A mourning dove ♪ 193 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:13,282 ♪ That's right, oh ♪ 194 00:08:13,282 --> 00:08:17,070 ♪ Because birds of a feather ♪ 195 00:08:17,070 --> 00:08:20,672 [Jess] ♪ Do not stick as one ♪ [Zach] ♪ Don't stick as one ♪ 196 00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:24,260 ♪ Birds of a feather ♪ 197 00:08:24,260 --> 00:08:28,490 ♪ Do not stick as one ♪ 198 00:08:28,490 --> 00:08:33,490 ♪ So, yes, dream of the life that exists beyond these walls ♪ 199 00:08:35,330 --> 00:08:37,887 ♪ And listen to our advice ♪ 200 00:08:37,887 --> 00:08:41,545 ♪ After all, it's a bird song ♪ 201 00:08:41,545 --> 00:08:45,545 ♪ And you may look at us and think, wow, they're rude ♪ 202 00:08:45,545 --> 00:08:49,136 ♪ We honestly could be meaner ♪ 203 00:08:49,136 --> 00:08:52,366 ♪ The moral lesson that we're sorta selling to you ♪ 204 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:54,534 ♪ Is the grass is always ♪ ♪ The grass is always ♪ 205 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,404 ♪ Preferable somewhere else ♪ ♪ Preferred- ♪ 206 00:08:56,404 --> 00:09:00,046 ♪ Birds of a feather ♪ 207 00:09:00,046 --> 00:09:02,553 ♪ Do not stick as one ♪ 208 00:09:02,553 --> 00:09:03,740 - Three different choruses. 209 00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:06,486 [Jess] ♪ Birds of a feather ♪ [Zach] ♪ Ba, da, la, da, da, da ♪ 210 00:09:06,486 --> 00:09:08,754 [Jess and Ross] ♪ Though we don't even say ♪ [Zach] ♪ Do not stick ♪ 211 00:09:08,754 --> 00:09:10,987 ♪ What, this is wrong ♪ ♪ Nothing's the same today ♪ 212 00:09:10,987 --> 00:09:11,820 ♪ Birds ♪ ♪ Sometimes ♪ 213 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:12,969 ♪ we don't stick ♪ ♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪ 214 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,583 [Jess] ♪ Do not stick so ♪ [Zach] ♪ So be grateful ♪ 215 00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:18,023 [Ross] ♪ For where you are ♪ [Zach] ♪ Together ♪ 216 00:09:18,023 --> 00:09:21,585 ♪ Because you'd be happier ♪ 217 00:09:21,585 --> 00:09:26,585 ♪ Locked behind bricks ♪ 218 00:09:27,182 --> 00:09:30,432 ♪ Locked behind bricks ♪ 219 00:09:31,469 --> 00:09:34,190 (all cawing) 220 00:09:34,190 --> 00:09:35,523 - Ah. Ooh. - Ooh. 221 00:09:37,598 --> 00:09:38,611 (Jess laughs) I've never felt 222 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,842 less in common with a species. 223 00:09:40,842 --> 00:09:42,739 - That was really fun, we learned a lot. 224 00:09:42,739 --> 00:09:43,572 - Mm-hmm. - But I will say, 225 00:09:43,572 --> 00:09:44,909 Zach, what a cop out. 226 00:09:44,909 --> 00:09:46,355 Everyone else, like, kinda was vulnerable 227 00:09:46,355 --> 00:09:49,334 with who their crush was and you went with a celebrity. 228 00:09:49,334 --> 00:09:50,683 - I could give you the name of a crush, 229 00:09:50,683 --> 00:09:54,202 but also, (laughs) I've told you this before, 230 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:56,022 there's a scene in "Wild Wild West," 231 00:09:56,022 --> 00:09:57,472 - Yes. - That Salma Hayek is in 232 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:58,962 - Sure. - Where her butt is visible 233 00:09:58,962 --> 00:10:01,768 for like an eighth of a second. 234 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,537 That was like a sexual awakening for me. 235 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,523 - Yeah. (laughs) 236 00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:07,035 - But sure, Kimber Young, what's up? 237 00:10:07,035 --> 00:10:09,265 How you doing? - Yeah. (laughs) 238 00:10:09,265 --> 00:10:11,291 - You're married as, I understand it, in Santa Barbara. 239 00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:13,589 That's wonderful, I hope you're doing very well. 240 00:10:13,589 --> 00:10:16,466 - Wow, slant, the non rhymes. 241 00:10:16,466 --> 00:10:18,274 - That is hard. 242 00:10:18,274 --> 00:10:19,114 - Yeah. (Mano laughs) 243 00:10:19,114 --> 00:10:20,208 - You have to do the rhyme. 244 00:10:20,208 --> 00:10:21,780 - [Players] And then not do the rhyme. 245 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:24,652 - Well, keep going, I wanna see where you take us next. 246 00:10:24,652 --> 00:10:28,688 Wherever you take us, I do have one little favor. 247 00:10:28,688 --> 00:10:29,521 - Okay. - Okay, sure. 248 00:10:29,521 --> 00:10:30,512 - Wherever scene we go to next, 249 00:10:30,512 --> 00:10:33,271 can you make sure someone has a weird catchphrase? 250 00:10:33,271 --> 00:10:34,824 - 'Cause you need to put something on a shirt? 251 00:10:34,824 --> 00:10:36,079 - Yes! Yes. - Okay. 252 00:10:36,079 --> 00:10:36,941 Whatever we're about to say, 253 00:10:36,941 --> 00:10:38,343 coming soon to the Dropout store. 254 00:10:38,343 --> 00:10:39,703 (Mano laughs) 255 00:10:39,703 --> 00:10:42,892 - (groans) Man, those three pigeons 256 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,160 and, well, I guess two pigeons and one mourning dove, 257 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:48,333 ugh, I don't know, they really, really make me 258 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:49,898 wanna see what else is out there. 259 00:10:49,898 --> 00:10:51,022 But also- - I also wonder, 260 00:10:51,022 --> 00:10:52,787 maybe we shouldn't see what else is out there 261 00:10:52,787 --> 00:10:54,009 'cause it's better here. 262 00:10:54,009 --> 00:10:57,954 - They burn us so bad for complaining, but they're living, 263 00:10:57,954 --> 00:11:00,037 man, they're living life. 264 00:11:00,037 --> 00:11:01,966 - Boy, oh, boy. 265 00:11:01,966 --> 00:11:04,039 Whoops, wops, widdly wops. 266 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:05,378 (Mano laughs) (audience laughs) 267 00:11:05,378 --> 00:11:06,858 - As we always say. 268 00:11:06,858 --> 00:11:09,121 - [Players] Whoops, wops, widdly wops. 269 00:11:09,121 --> 00:11:09,954 (upbeat music) 270 00:11:09,954 --> 00:11:11,226 - [Ross] It's catching on. - It's sort of a phrase 271 00:11:11,226 --> 00:11:13,524 that you can use in all kinds of ways. 272 00:11:13,524 --> 00:11:14,836 - Yeah, and some might say, 273 00:11:14,836 --> 00:11:18,052 that's not a phrase, that's just gibberish. It's a phrase! 274 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,279 - It's a phrase. (laughs) - Oh, yeah. 275 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,389 And it's taking over the whole zoo. 276 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,889 Everybody knows what it means. 277 00:11:25,158 --> 00:11:28,845 ♪ When an elephant seems to be in a little funk ♪ 278 00:11:28,845 --> 00:11:32,656 ♪ Nothing seems to come out of their trunk ♪ 279 00:11:32,656 --> 00:11:34,527 ♪ Then they say a little saying ♪ 280 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,928 ♪ Helps 'em move on with their day ♪ 281 00:11:36,928 --> 00:11:39,022 ♪ And you can say it too ♪ 282 00:11:39,022 --> 00:11:40,554 ♪ Yeah, here's what you say ♪ 283 00:11:40,554 --> 00:11:41,387 ♪ You say ♪ 284 00:11:41,387 --> 00:11:44,258 ♪ Whoops, wops, widdly wops ♪ 285 00:11:44,258 --> 00:11:45,532 (Mano laughs) - Okay. 286 00:11:45,532 --> 00:11:48,837 ♪ Whoops, wops, widdly wops ♪ 287 00:11:48,837 --> 00:11:51,035 ♪ It's how you take your little worry ♪ 288 00:11:51,035 --> 00:11:53,677 ♪ And you've give it a drop ♪ 289 00:11:53,677 --> 00:11:57,426 ♪ Whoops, wops, widdly wops ♪ 290 00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:58,259 ♪ Whoo ♪ 291 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,736 ♪ You ever see a zebra when he doesn't seem quite right ♪ 292 00:12:01,736 --> 00:12:03,388 ♪ Sometimes he has a day ♪ 293 00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:06,429 ♪ When he just isn't wearing his stripes ♪ 294 00:12:06,429 --> 00:12:09,647 ♪ You say, hey, Zebra, I'll get you to the top ♪ 295 00:12:09,647 --> 00:12:10,480 ♪ You just need a little ♪ 296 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:14,918 ♪ Whoops, wops, widdly wops ♪ 297 00:12:14,918 --> 00:12:18,025 ♪ That's guaranteed to make your bad mood stop ♪ 298 00:12:18,025 --> 00:12:18,939 (Mano laughs) 299 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:23,776 ♪ Whoops, wops, widdly wops ♪ 300 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,055 ♪ So say it ♪ 301 00:12:25,055 --> 00:12:27,815 ♪ Like it or not ♪ (Mano laughs) 302 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:31,729 ♪ Have you ever seen a leopard wants to change his spots ♪ 303 00:12:31,729 --> 00:12:36,264 ♪ When everything in life is going, oh, so hard ♪ 304 00:12:36,264 --> 00:12:39,660 ♪ Well, my friend, if you wanna brighten up his day ♪ 305 00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,607 ♪ There's just a series of syllables ♪ 306 00:12:41,607 --> 00:12:44,108 ♪ That you simply have to say ♪ 307 00:12:44,108 --> 00:12:47,447 ♪ Whoops, wops, widdly wops ♪ 308 00:12:47,447 --> 00:12:48,294 ♪ All together now ♪ 309 00:12:48,294 --> 00:12:52,263 ♪ Whoops, wops, widdly wops ♪ 310 00:12:52,263 --> 00:12:55,866 ♪ We're gonna break it down now from the bottom to the top ♪ 311 00:12:55,866 --> 00:12:56,748 ♪ Let's dissect ♪ 312 00:12:56,748 --> 00:13:00,069 ♪ Whoops, wops, widdly wops ♪ 313 00:13:00,069 --> 00:13:01,717 ♪ Oh, whoops ♪ 314 00:13:01,717 --> 00:13:06,717 ♪ Is for when that anteater can't find a single ant ♪ 315 00:13:09,557 --> 00:13:13,626 ♪ Wops is when a bunch of wasps ♪ 316 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:18,126 ♪ Get caught inside your pants ♪ 317 00:13:18,126 --> 00:13:22,097 ♪ Widdly wops is when an amphibian ♪ 318 00:13:22,097 --> 00:13:25,899 ♪ Is out of the water too long ♪ 319 00:13:25,899 --> 00:13:30,190 ♪ And they need a word, or a phrase, that is ♪ 320 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:31,702 [Zach] ♪ A real phrase ♪ ♪ With a power ♪ 321 00:13:31,702 --> 00:13:33,461 ♪ That's super strong ♪ 322 00:13:33,461 --> 00:13:35,131 ♪ Oh ♪ 323 00:13:35,131 --> 00:13:38,485 ♪ Whoops, wops, widdly wops ♪ 324 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,561 ♪ When you don't know what to do ♪ 325 00:13:40,561 --> 00:13:43,374 ♪ 'Cause you live in a zoo ♪ 326 00:13:43,374 --> 00:13:47,524 ♪ Whoops, wops, widdly wops ♪ 327 00:13:47,524 --> 00:13:49,465 ♪ An all-purpose phrase ♪ 328 00:13:49,465 --> 00:13:51,819 ♪ That will brighten your days ♪ 329 00:13:51,819 --> 00:13:56,579 ♪ Whoops, wops, widdly wops ♪ 330 00:13:56,579 --> 00:14:00,570 ♪ Whoops, wops, widdly wops ♪ 331 00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:05,461 ♪ Whoops, wops, widdly wops ♪ 332 00:14:05,461 --> 00:14:07,904 ♪ Whoops, wops, widdly wops ♪ 333 00:14:07,904 --> 00:14:12,447 ♪ Oh, I have been feeling like I had the blues ♪ 334 00:14:12,447 --> 00:14:16,924 ♪ But now all my limbs are feeling loose ♪ 335 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:20,905 ♪ Ooh, it's because I had so much fun ♪ 336 00:14:20,905 --> 00:14:25,139 ♪ Spinning off these words from the tip of my purple tongue ♪ 337 00:14:25,139 --> 00:14:29,358 ♪ Whoops, wops, widdly wops ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ 338 00:14:29,358 --> 00:14:31,445 ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh, ah ♪ 339 00:14:31,445 --> 00:14:33,496 ♪ Widdly woops ♪ 340 00:14:33,496 --> 00:14:34,466 ♪ Whoops ♪ 341 00:14:34,466 --> 00:14:37,573 ♪ Wops, widdly wops ♪ 342 00:14:37,573 --> 00:14:40,152 ♪ Whoops, wops ♪ ♪ Whoops ♪ 343 00:14:40,152 --> 00:14:45,152 [Ross] ♪ Widdly wops ♪ ♪ Widdly wops ♪ 344 00:14:51,811 --> 00:14:53,964 (audience claps) - Yes! 345 00:14:53,964 --> 00:14:55,324 That's what I'm talking about. 346 00:14:55,324 --> 00:14:56,293 That's merch! - Coming soon 347 00:14:56,293 --> 00:14:57,964 to the Dropout store. - Yeah. 348 00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,332 - Whoops, wops, widdly wops. - You better take that 349 00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:01,165 to the bank. - It will look great 350 00:15:01,165 --> 00:15:02,475 on a fanny pack. - Okay? 351 00:15:02,475 --> 00:15:03,716 - Okay, here's my fear - What? 352 00:15:03,716 --> 00:15:04,836 - so far, okay? - Yes. 353 00:15:04,836 --> 00:15:06,644 - All media's out there for us to use 354 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:07,778 and draw inspiration from, 355 00:15:07,778 --> 00:15:10,319 I do feel like we are the plot of "Madagascar" 356 00:15:10,319 --> 00:15:12,188 meets the pigeons from "Animaniacs," 357 00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:13,929 and now we just did a bar version 358 00:15:13,929 --> 00:15:16,056 of "Hakuna Matata." (laughs) - Okay, the next scene 359 00:15:16,056 --> 00:15:17,316 you take us to, - Yes. 360 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:20,143 - I would really like it to be set in a scene 361 00:15:20,143 --> 00:15:24,256 that has absolutely no business being in this musical. 362 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,294 - Great. 363 00:15:25,294 --> 00:15:27,318 Roger. - Marilyn. 364 00:15:27,318 --> 00:15:28,987 - I thought, (Mano laughs) 365 00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:32,246 I thought you were gonna get Scotty the popcorn. 366 00:15:32,246 --> 00:15:34,246 - Well, I guess I was busy. 367 00:15:34,246 --> 00:15:35,939 - What were you possibly busy with 368 00:15:35,939 --> 00:15:37,754 that mattered more than our son? 369 00:15:37,754 --> 00:15:40,885 - I'm sorry, this theater is currently under construction. 370 00:15:40,885 --> 00:15:41,736 (Mano laughs) 371 00:15:41,736 --> 00:15:43,856 Keep doing exactly what you are doing. 372 00:15:43,856 --> 00:15:45,990 - We came to seek solace in the movie theater 373 00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:48,183 that normally shows a 10 minute video 374 00:15:48,183 --> 00:15:50,796 about how to take care of the biomes around you. 375 00:15:50,796 --> 00:15:53,140 But it's closed right now 'cause it's under construction. 376 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:55,365 - Right, we just wanted to learn about the biomes 377 00:15:55,365 --> 00:15:59,261 to cool off, but apparently you just wanna stoke the fires. 378 00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:03,142 I was looking to be a taiga and you wanna be a desert. 379 00:16:03,142 --> 00:16:05,030 - I'm just trying to find the right place 380 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,703 for our son, Roger. 381 00:16:06,703 --> 00:16:08,450 (Mano laughs) (Zach grunts) 382 00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:09,963 How under construction is it? 383 00:16:09,963 --> 00:16:11,469 - Extremely. (Mano laughs) 384 00:16:11,469 --> 00:16:14,114 - Do they have other workmen other than yourself? 385 00:16:14,114 --> 00:16:15,326 - No, budget cuts. 386 00:16:15,326 --> 00:16:16,592 - See, Roger, this is why I said 387 00:16:16,592 --> 00:16:17,934 we should be monthly members. 388 00:16:17,934 --> 00:16:20,250 - The monthly member pass gets us, sure, 389 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:21,551 one visit per month. 390 00:16:21,551 --> 00:16:24,457 - It also gets Scotty a postcard on his birthday. 391 00:16:24,457 --> 00:16:26,779 - Sorry, I forgot the postcard, Marilyn! 392 00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:29,303 There are patents that need attorneying. 393 00:16:29,303 --> 00:16:31,050 I'm a patent lawyer. (calm music) 394 00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:33,947 - I know what you are, but you know what you aren't to me? 395 00:16:33,947 --> 00:16:35,366 - Why don't you tell me, Marilyn, 396 00:16:35,366 --> 00:16:37,590 you've never hesitated to twist your knife 397 00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:39,066 when you had the chance. 398 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,638 - And I like this dramatic song, 399 00:16:40,638 --> 00:16:43,170 which is why I would like to add something stupid to it. 400 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,889 I would like at some point this song to involve 401 00:16:45,889 --> 00:16:50,889 a thumb war between these two. (gentle chimes) 402 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:56,500 ♪ You're no kind of lion, you're no kind of ape ♪ 403 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,962 ♪ You're no kind of man at all ♪ 404 00:16:59,962 --> 00:17:04,257 ♪ You're just a slithery snake ♪ 405 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:09,257 ♪ A whisper on the wind of who you were before ♪ 406 00:17:09,982 --> 00:17:14,982 ♪ Don't share our marriage bed, you can sleep on the floor ♪ 407 00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:20,179 ♪ I do the best I can ♪ 408 00:17:20,179 --> 00:17:23,096 ♪ The work that I bring ♪ 409 00:17:23,096 --> 00:17:28,096 ♪ You say I'm the snake, but I'm trying to be the king ♪ 410 00:17:29,351 --> 00:17:32,530 ♪ But how can I be a man ♪ 411 00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:35,293 ♪ Work without sleep ♪ 412 00:17:35,293 --> 00:17:39,151 ♪ When the fangs of your words plunge into me ♪ 413 00:17:39,151 --> 00:17:40,795 ♪ And cut me so deep ♪ 414 00:17:40,795 --> 00:17:45,705 ♪ But I wish this guy would stop his work ♪ 415 00:17:45,705 --> 00:17:47,199 ♪ Can't stop work ♪ 416 00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:52,199 ♪ So I could yell at you in peace ♪ 417 00:17:52,999 --> 00:17:57,999 ♪ If only he could hold the work ♪ 418 00:17:58,496 --> 00:18:03,496 ♪ So I could finally feel free ♪ 419 00:18:06,174 --> 00:18:08,493 ♪ The walls that you built are too high ♪ 420 00:18:08,493 --> 00:18:12,080 ♪ For me to ever climb ♪ 421 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,561 ♪ Where are you ♪ 422 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,955 ♪ Let me back into your mind ♪ 423 00:18:16,955 --> 00:18:20,774 ♪ But let's have this out in a way that's small ♪ 424 00:18:20,774 --> 00:18:23,506 ♪ It should happen soon ♪ 425 00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:26,674 ♪ A way that no animal here could do ♪ 426 00:18:26,674 --> 00:18:31,629 ♪ Unless they're a raccoon ♪ (Mano laughs) 427 00:18:31,629 --> 00:18:34,701 ♪ And I kept on working ♪ 428 00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:37,719 ♪ And they kept on fighting ♪ 429 00:18:37,719 --> 00:18:40,721 ♪ And the mood was tense like a storm ♪ 430 00:18:40,721 --> 00:18:45,313 ♪ You could hear the lightning crash ♪ 431 00:18:45,313 --> 00:18:47,713 ♪ And when it was done ♪ 432 00:18:47,713 --> 00:18:50,550 ♪ What did they learn ♪ 433 00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:55,550 ♪ About the ways to raise a son ♪ 434 00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:01,483 ♪ Claws are made ♪ 435 00:19:01,483 --> 00:19:04,715 ♪ Claws are made to attack ♪ 436 00:19:04,715 --> 00:19:07,707 ♪ With an anger that's bold ♪ 437 00:19:07,707 --> 00:19:12,707 ♪ But it takes a hand with a thumb to reach out and hold ♪ 438 00:19:13,401 --> 00:19:16,393 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 439 00:19:16,393 --> 00:19:19,401 ♪ Why not stop this terrible war ♪ 440 00:19:19,401 --> 00:19:22,905 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 441 00:19:22,905 --> 00:19:25,451 ♪ Can we just have peace like there was ♪ 442 00:19:25,451 --> 00:19:30,184 ♪ Before ♪ ♪ Two, three, four ♪ 443 00:19:30,184 --> 00:19:33,387 ♪ Like there was before ♪ ♪ Before ♪ 444 00:19:33,387 --> 00:19:34,992 - All right, I'll make it up to you, Marilyn. 445 00:19:34,992 --> 00:19:37,165 I'll make it up, I'll make it up to the boy, too. 446 00:19:37,165 --> 00:19:39,634 I'll find a way. - This is looking great. 447 00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:42,194 - This is also looking great. 448 00:19:42,194 --> 00:19:43,539 (Mano laughs) 449 00:19:43,539 --> 00:19:45,571 - Roger, Roger! - Marilyn. 450 00:19:45,571 --> 00:19:47,170 - Where's Scotty? 451 00:19:47,170 --> 00:19:48,994 Where's our son? - Oh, 452 00:19:48,994 --> 00:19:50,411 my boy! 453 00:19:50,411 --> 00:19:52,872 Where's my boy? (players laughing) 454 00:19:52,872 --> 00:19:56,808 - Ooh, let's see where the hell is Scotty now? 455 00:19:56,808 --> 00:19:58,308 - Mm-mm, mm-mm-mm. 456 00:20:01,145 --> 00:20:03,780 - Um, um. - Um, there's a kid in here. 457 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,064 Uh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, okay. - Oh-oh-oh. 458 00:20:06,064 --> 00:20:07,007 - What have we got here? 459 00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:10,166 We got a, looks like a giraffe. 460 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,283 - Mm-hmm. 461 00:20:11,283 --> 00:20:14,012 - And over here, this looks like a, 462 00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:16,101 well, this is a little freak is what this is. 463 00:20:16,101 --> 00:20:17,024 (Mano laughs) - Aw. 464 00:20:17,024 --> 00:20:18,658 (Ross groans) - And I love it. 465 00:20:18,658 --> 00:20:20,607 And I've never felt so seen. 466 00:20:20,607 --> 00:20:22,035 - Does that mean that this kid 467 00:20:22,035 --> 00:20:24,737 feels like a little freak sometimes as well? 468 00:20:24,737 --> 00:20:28,756 - Well, while I'm here, I should see what I can break. 469 00:20:28,756 --> 00:20:31,400 - Oh, yeah, let's send this little spirit of destruction 470 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,890 towards the locks and the gates and the bars. 471 00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,740 - He could free us all. (gentle music) 472 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:37,400 - I love this talk of breaking, 473 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,051 which is why this next prompt will be, 474 00:20:40,051 --> 00:20:44,600 I would like everyone's voice to break as much as possible. 475 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,386 - Oh, to be 13 years old and breaking into a zoo. 476 00:20:48,386 --> 00:20:50,109 Just really trying to figure out. 477 00:20:50,109 --> 00:20:54,942 (voice breaking heavily) ♪ Who I am ♪ (Mano laughs) 478 00:20:57,746 --> 00:20:59,203 - I'm neither fish nor fowl. 479 00:20:59,203 --> 00:21:02,029 And he's neither boy or man. (Mano laughs) 480 00:21:02,029 --> 00:21:05,188 He's a liminal thing, somewhere betwixt, in between 481 00:21:05,188 --> 00:21:08,397 ♪ What does this platypus want from me ♪ 482 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,986 ♪ A 12-year-old boy ♪ 483 00:21:09,986 --> 00:21:14,986 ♪ No, wait, who just turned 13 ♪ 484 00:21:15,021 --> 00:21:17,736 ♪ Just turned 13 ♪ 485 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,587 ♪ You know what I mean ♪ 486 00:21:19,587 --> 00:21:22,042 ♪ It's hard to turn 13 ♪ 487 00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:23,979 (Mano laughs) 488 00:21:23,979 --> 00:21:26,440 ♪ What are you leading me towards ♪ 489 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:30,718 ♪ The place where you stop bobbing your head a little bit ♪ 490 00:21:30,718 --> 00:21:33,472 ♪ Towards, what's this, a lock ♪ 491 00:21:33,472 --> 00:21:35,862 ♪ What am I supposed to do with this ♪ 492 00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:38,450 ♪ What am I supposed to do ♪ 493 00:21:38,450 --> 00:21:40,114 ♪ Locks are made to be opened ♪ 494 00:21:40,114 --> 00:21:42,671 ♪ So I'll have to push on through ♪ 495 00:21:42,671 --> 00:21:45,127 ♪ I'm gonna knock, knock, knock ♪ 496 00:21:45,127 --> 00:21:50,101 ♪ On this lock, lock ♪ 497 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,551 ♪ It is stuck ♪ 498 00:21:52,551 --> 00:21:53,384 ♪ I'm gonna knock ♪ 499 00:21:53,384 --> 00:21:55,022 ♪ Knock, knock ♪ - Oh, uh- 500 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,822 ♪ On this lock, lock, lock ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ 501 00:21:56,822 --> 00:21:59,170 ♪ And I'm never gonna stop, stop, stop ♪ 502 00:21:59,170 --> 00:22:01,308 ♪ And my hand is bleeding a lot ♪ 503 00:22:01,308 --> 00:22:02,570 ♪ Oh, uh, oh, ah ♪ ♪ But I'm never gonna ♪ 504 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:04,037 ♪ Oh, okay ♪ ♪ Ah ♪ 505 00:22:04,037 --> 00:22:07,648 ♪ Oh, I don't want him to get hurt ♪ 506 00:22:07,648 --> 00:22:12,305 ♪ This could go from bad to worse ♪ 507 00:22:12,305 --> 00:22:14,135 ♪ Don't you think that it's time ♪ 508 00:22:14,135 --> 00:22:16,913 ♪ Maybe we've had too many paws ♪ 509 00:22:16,913 --> 00:22:21,321 ♪ Do you think you could try with your poisonous claws ♪ 510 00:22:21,321 --> 00:22:22,154 (Ross imitates a whip whipping) 511 00:22:22,154 --> 00:22:24,244 ♪ He's got a little nail ♪ 512 00:22:24,244 --> 00:22:26,897 ♪ That just might do the trick ♪ 513 00:22:26,897 --> 00:22:31,647 ♪ 'Cause it's a lock and his nail's a lock pick ♪ 514 00:22:31,647 --> 00:22:36,405 ♪ And I think that he can do it ♪ 515 00:22:36,405 --> 00:22:41,405 ♪ But if you can't, I'll bash open the lock with my head ♪ 516 00:22:42,183 --> 00:22:46,181 ♪ Be wary, stay far away ♪ 517 00:22:46,181 --> 00:22:48,538 ♪ 'Cause if you get too close ♪ (Mano laughs) 518 00:22:48,538 --> 00:22:51,050 ♪ Then the poison's gonna spray ♪ 519 00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:53,489 ♪ You've got to stay afar ♪ 520 00:22:53,489 --> 00:22:55,665 ♪ Because it will be a flaw ♪ 521 00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:59,732 ♪ For a 13-year-old boy to get close to my claw ♪ 522 00:22:59,732 --> 00:23:03,887 ♪ Why is he going in with his head ♪ 523 00:23:03,887 --> 00:23:05,236 ♪ 13 year olds are ♪ 524 00:23:05,236 --> 00:23:09,007 (Zach grunts) ♪ Kinda dumb I guess ♪ 525 00:23:09,007 --> 00:23:14,007 (Zach grunting) ♪ No, not again with your head ♪ 526 00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:16,205 (Zach grunts) - Whoa, look. 527 00:23:16,205 --> 00:23:19,424 ♪ But you opened the lock ♪ 528 00:23:19,424 --> 00:23:21,782 ♪ We all did it ♪ 529 00:23:21,782 --> 00:23:23,969 ♪ Go run free ♪ 530 00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:27,682 ♪ Come on, follow me ♪ 531 00:23:27,682 --> 00:23:30,296 ♪ But, oh, no ♪ 532 00:23:30,296 --> 00:23:34,674 ♪ That kid doesn't look too good ♪ 533 00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:35,935 ♪ Leave him ♪ 534 00:23:35,935 --> 00:23:38,674 ♪ I don't think we should ♪ 535 00:23:38,674 --> 00:23:43,674 ♪ Even if this is our only chance ♪ 536 00:23:44,204 --> 00:23:49,204 ♪ We're like an anteater who can't find an ant ♪ 537 00:23:52,455 --> 00:23:53,670 - Hi, you've been here - Hi. 538 00:23:53,670 --> 00:23:54,921 - the whole time, right? - I went looking 539 00:23:54,921 --> 00:23:57,087 for his parents. - Oh, and? 540 00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:59,676 - I found a couple having a very loud fight, 541 00:23:59,676 --> 00:24:00,973 which I assume is the- - Did you do that thing 542 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,190 where you disguise yourself 543 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:05,442 as a construction worker? - As a worker, I sure did. 544 00:24:05,442 --> 00:24:08,472 But here's what I learned, being a human is great. 545 00:24:08,472 --> 00:24:11,198 You can pick up heavy things and move them around. 546 00:24:11,198 --> 00:24:12,876 Walk on both of your legs. 547 00:24:12,876 --> 00:24:14,571 - Oh, well, then maybe this isn't our only chance 548 00:24:14,571 --> 00:24:15,892 to get out, but we gotta do something quick, 549 00:24:15,892 --> 00:24:17,192 that kid's passing out. (calm music) 550 00:24:17,192 --> 00:24:20,656 - Well, if he's not doing good, I clawed him accidentally. 551 00:24:20,656 --> 00:24:24,390 - (groans) I can taste colors. 552 00:24:24,390 --> 00:24:26,890 - Oh, no, he shouldn't be able to taste colors. 553 00:24:26,890 --> 00:24:28,152 - That's what happens when you get clawed 554 00:24:28,152 --> 00:24:30,124 by platypus poison, you trip balls. 555 00:24:30,124 --> 00:24:32,228 (Mano laughs) 556 00:24:32,228 --> 00:24:35,259 (Jess and Zach grunting) 557 00:24:35,259 --> 00:24:36,508 (Zach imitates retching) 558 00:24:36,508 --> 00:24:39,091 (Zach sighing) 559 00:24:40,391 --> 00:24:43,172 - Quick, while he's still a little bit high from the poison, 560 00:24:43,172 --> 00:24:44,721 he can understand animals. 561 00:24:44,721 --> 00:24:45,641 - That's right. 562 00:24:45,641 --> 00:24:48,552 You can understand our speech now, boy. 563 00:24:48,552 --> 00:24:52,719 - I see and taste colors and I comprehend animals. 564 00:24:53,573 --> 00:24:55,481 - Yes, but only for a short time. 565 00:24:55,481 --> 00:24:56,939 You have to get out of here 566 00:24:56,939 --> 00:24:58,995 and no more banging your head into locks. 567 00:24:58,995 --> 00:25:00,700 - Oh, it didn't work with the hand. 568 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,329 So I tried the hand again. - Right. 569 00:25:02,329 --> 00:25:03,399 - Right. - And then that didn't work. 570 00:25:03,399 --> 00:25:04,976 - Right. - Thanks, animals. 571 00:25:04,976 --> 00:25:07,053 Hey, is there anything I can do for you 572 00:25:07,053 --> 00:25:08,524 once I get outta here? 573 00:25:08,524 --> 00:25:10,107 - Oh, yes. - Uh-huh. 574 00:25:11,265 --> 00:25:15,548 - We need you to merchandise our phrase. 575 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:16,622 (Mano laughs) 576 00:25:16,622 --> 00:25:18,060 - Yes. 577 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:20,273 This is the only home that three best friends, 578 00:25:20,273 --> 00:25:22,774 a flamingo, a giraffe, and a platypus can actually share 579 00:25:22,774 --> 00:25:24,185 since we live in different biomes. 580 00:25:24,185 --> 00:25:25,329 - And we can't be- - Sometimes we live 581 00:25:25,329 --> 00:25:26,726 close together, but we never live 582 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:27,909 by our dear friend Platypus. 583 00:25:27,909 --> 00:25:28,998 And we can't be apart. - Ever. 584 00:25:28,998 --> 00:25:30,686 - But we still want what we've created here 585 00:25:30,686 --> 00:25:31,775 to spread to the world. 586 00:25:31,775 --> 00:25:34,048 And so if you could do it through, I don't know, 587 00:25:34,048 --> 00:25:36,003 t-shirts, pins. (Mano laughs) 588 00:25:36,003 --> 00:25:37,856 - Cups, water bottles. 589 00:25:37,856 --> 00:25:39,804 You know- - Yeah, backpacks, tote bags, 590 00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:41,642 bucket hats. - Birthday postcards. 591 00:25:41,642 --> 00:25:43,796 - A series of posters. - I mean, in order to do that, 592 00:25:43,796 --> 00:25:45,306 you'd need someone who is really skillful 593 00:25:45,306 --> 00:25:46,995 in intellectual property law, 594 00:25:46,995 --> 00:25:48,624 like a patent attorney. - Patent lawyer. 595 00:25:48,624 --> 00:25:50,466 - My dad's a patent lawyer. 596 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:51,602 - Perfect. - Perfect. 597 00:25:51,602 --> 00:25:53,336 - And there he is. 598 00:25:53,336 --> 00:25:54,677 My dad! 599 00:25:54,677 --> 00:25:55,510 - There's our boy! 600 00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:56,918 - Our boy! - My dad! 601 00:25:56,918 --> 00:25:58,418 - I thought I'd lost ya. 602 00:25:58,418 --> 00:26:01,012 (Jess and Ross grunting) 603 00:26:01,012 --> 00:26:02,485 Oh, Scotty. - I got poisoned, 604 00:26:02,485 --> 00:26:04,127 but it's my fault. - Oh. 605 00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:04,960 - Oh. - You got a 606 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,342 wound in your forehead. - But they took 607 00:26:06,342 --> 00:26:07,290 the poison out. 608 00:26:07,290 --> 00:26:10,404 - Who did, sweetheart? Who took the poison out of you? 609 00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:11,725 - The giraffe. 610 00:26:11,725 --> 00:26:13,690 And also the platypus. 611 00:26:13,690 --> 00:26:16,536 And the flamingo didn't help but it was there. 612 00:26:16,536 --> 00:26:18,236 It was there, too. - Wow. 613 00:26:18,236 --> 00:26:19,906 - Don't you see, Mom and Dad? 614 00:26:19,906 --> 00:26:21,122 - Of course, we do, Scotty. 615 00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:22,596 - You're standing so much closer to each other 616 00:26:22,596 --> 00:26:23,944 than you usually do. 617 00:26:23,944 --> 00:26:25,224 - We have some- - Yes, we've decided 618 00:26:25,224 --> 00:26:27,136 to lay down our thumbs. 619 00:26:27,136 --> 00:26:27,969 - That's right. (Zach gasps) 620 00:26:27,969 --> 00:26:30,352 Our bodies are following where our thumbs have led. 621 00:26:30,352 --> 00:26:32,288 - Dad, on the way to the hospital 622 00:26:32,288 --> 00:26:35,945 to make sure everything's okay, I have a couple ideas 623 00:26:35,945 --> 00:26:39,259 that I think you're gonna be very interested in. 624 00:26:39,259 --> 00:26:41,510 - I'm all ears. - Yes! 625 00:26:41,510 --> 00:26:44,366 - Boy, I love it when adults just sort of fade out. 626 00:26:44,366 --> 00:26:45,346 (Mano laughs) 627 00:26:45,346 --> 00:26:47,966 - It wasn't their story. 628 00:26:47,966 --> 00:26:49,813 - No, it wasn't, 'cause you know what? 629 00:26:49,813 --> 00:26:52,721 I am, I do feel like we have different instincts 630 00:26:52,721 --> 00:26:55,178 and I love to stop and think about what they are. 631 00:26:55,178 --> 00:26:57,989 Sometimes they're about licking kids. 632 00:26:57,989 --> 00:27:00,045 (laughs) Sorry. (all laugh) 633 00:27:00,045 --> 00:27:01,884 - No, no, they are. - No, yeah, 634 00:27:01,884 --> 00:27:03,384 sometimes it's about licking kids 635 00:27:03,384 --> 00:27:05,011 because the kids need to lick 636 00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:06,672 the poison out of the kids. - Poison out. 637 00:27:06,672 --> 00:27:08,145 - I wanna use that, I wanna use that. 638 00:27:08,145 --> 00:27:09,912 In fact, for this last number, 639 00:27:09,912 --> 00:27:13,249 let's incorporate the phrase finger-lickin' good. 640 00:27:13,249 --> 00:27:15,916 (upbeat music) 641 00:27:16,895 --> 00:27:19,773 ♪ Sometimes you gotta make the change ♪ 642 00:27:19,773 --> 00:27:24,006 ♪ That you want to see in the world ♪ 643 00:27:24,006 --> 00:27:27,888 ♪ Switch your legs all by yourself ♪ 644 00:27:27,888 --> 00:27:32,095 ♪ Unclip your wings and let them unfurl ♪ 645 00:27:32,095 --> 00:27:35,332 ♪ Sometimes your friend has the answer ♪ 646 00:27:35,332 --> 00:27:38,804 ♪ And you can reach out a hand ♪ 647 00:27:38,804 --> 00:27:42,945 ♪ And there's all kinds of reasons ♪ 648 00:27:42,945 --> 00:27:46,376 ♪ To proudly feel how you stand ♪ 649 00:27:46,376 --> 00:27:50,959 ♪ And every once in a while ♪ ♪ Every once in a while ♪ 650 00:27:50,959 --> 00:27:54,454 ♪ You gotta do it animal style ♪ 651 00:27:54,454 --> 00:27:58,447 ♪ Every once in a while ♪ 652 00:27:58,447 --> 00:28:01,441 ♪ You gotta do it animal style ♪ 653 00:28:01,441 --> 00:28:05,630 ♪ And animal style is just what we do ♪ 654 00:28:05,630 --> 00:28:08,750 ♪ It is just what we did ♪ 655 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:11,520 ♪ Because sometimes ♪ 656 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,989 ♪ You gotta lick a kid ♪ ♪ Lick a kid ♪ 657 00:28:13,989 --> 00:28:15,107 (Mano laughs) 658 00:28:15,107 --> 00:28:18,469 - Kids, finger-lickin' good, yes. 659 00:28:18,469 --> 00:28:21,244 - You know, 'cause I like to think of, I don't know. 660 00:28:21,244 --> 00:28:24,047 ♪ I don't know if this is true for you ♪ 661 00:28:24,047 --> 00:28:28,447 ♪ But let me lay it out and you can follow through ♪ 662 00:28:28,447 --> 00:28:31,852 ♪ Sometimes when I feel at a loss ♪ 663 00:28:31,852 --> 00:28:35,753 ♪ And like my life is not all whoops, widdly wops ♪ 664 00:28:35,753 --> 00:28:39,665 ♪ And I want a little something extra ♪ 665 00:28:39,665 --> 00:28:43,347 ♪ Like not just sauce on the side ♪ 666 00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:47,246 ♪ But I wanna really lather it up with sauce ♪ 667 00:28:47,246 --> 00:28:51,163 ♪ And make it all for my pride ♪ 668 00:28:52,951 --> 00:28:55,510 - Then it's really finger-lickin' good 669 00:28:55,510 --> 00:28:59,390 ♪ 'Cause it's covered in sauce ♪ (Mano laughs) 670 00:28:59,390 --> 00:29:03,156 ♪ Like that good sauce from In-N-Out Burger ♪ 671 00:29:03,156 --> 00:29:05,024 ♪ Ooh ♪ 672 00:29:05,024 --> 00:29:08,269 ♪ Spare me the floss, I wanna eat all the meat ♪ 673 00:29:08,269 --> 00:29:11,070 ♪ That gets inside of my teeth or my beak ♪ 674 00:29:11,070 --> 00:29:13,550 ♪ Or whatever it is ♪ 675 00:29:13,550 --> 00:29:16,819 ♪ Sure ♪ ♪ Because sometimes ♪ 676 00:29:16,819 --> 00:29:18,868 ♪ You gotta lick a kid ♪ 677 00:29:18,868 --> 00:29:20,720 ♪ Every once in a while ♪ 678 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,718 ♪ Every once in a while ♪ 679 00:29:22,718 --> 00:29:26,577 ♪ Every once, you do it animal style ♪ 680 00:29:26,577 --> 00:29:28,518 ♪ Every once in a while ♪ 681 00:29:28,518 --> 00:29:30,420 ♪ Every once in a while ♪ 682 00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:33,303 ♪ Every once, you do it animal style ♪ 683 00:29:33,303 --> 00:29:37,087 ♪ If you're trapped between two biomes ♪ 684 00:29:37,087 --> 00:29:41,030 ♪ Part mammal and part bird ♪ 685 00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:44,623 ♪ If you got a couple of pals by your side ♪ 686 00:29:44,623 --> 00:29:48,680 ♪ Then you don't feel so absurd ♪ 687 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:52,342 ♪ And with you two right here ♪ 688 00:29:52,342 --> 00:29:56,501 ♪ Then this exists, it's the nicest ♪ 689 00:29:56,501 --> 00:29:58,799 ♪ It's like I'm coated ♪ 690 00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:00,339 ♪ Deep fried and battered ♪ 691 00:30:00,339 --> 00:30:05,157 ♪ With a bunch of secret herbs and spices ♪ 692 00:30:05,157 --> 00:30:07,166 ♪ Every once in a while ♪ 693 00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:08,938 ♪ Every once in a while ♪ 694 00:30:08,938 --> 00:30:09,858 ♪ You do it ♪ 695 00:30:09,858 --> 00:30:12,847 ♪ You do it animal style ♪ 696 00:30:12,847 --> 00:30:14,778 ♪ Every once in a while ♪ 697 00:30:14,778 --> 00:30:17,526 ♪ Every once in a while ♪ 698 00:30:17,526 --> 00:30:20,770 ♪ You do it animal style ♪ 699 00:30:20,770 --> 00:30:22,734 ♪ And now that we're here ♪ 700 00:30:22,734 --> 00:30:27,734 ♪ I feel like this day has reached the tops ♪ 701 00:30:27,808 --> 00:30:31,641 ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ 702 00:30:33,954 --> 00:30:36,428 ♪ Whoops ♪ 703 00:30:36,428 --> 00:30:38,698 ♪ Wops ♪ 704 00:30:38,698 --> 00:30:42,077 ♪ Widdly ♪ 705 00:30:42,077 --> 00:30:46,802 ♪ Wops ♪ 706 00:30:52,187 --> 00:30:53,515 (audience claps and cheers) - (gasps) Bravo! 707 00:30:53,515 --> 00:30:55,764 Bravissima! Amazing! 708 00:30:55,764 --> 00:30:57,130 Oh my God. - Trademark. 709 00:30:57,130 --> 00:30:59,408 - Now, let's give it up for our incredible performers, 710 00:30:59,408 --> 00:31:00,657 please take a bow. (upbeat music) 711 00:31:00,657 --> 00:31:02,225 Zach Reino. (audience claps and cheers) 712 00:31:02,225 --> 00:31:03,668 (laughs) Ross Bryant. 713 00:31:03,668 --> 00:31:05,085 And Jess McKenna. 714 00:31:06,930 --> 00:31:09,834 And, of course, our incredible band, 715 00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:11,040 Brett Morris, 716 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:11,953 Eric Jackowitz, 717 00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,498 and Scott Passarella. 718 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:15,494 (players cheer) 719 00:31:15,494 --> 00:31:17,978 That's curtains for us here at "Play It By Ear." 720 00:31:17,978 --> 00:31:20,485 Once again, I'm Mano Agapion. 721 00:31:20,485 --> 00:31:21,652 And, remember, 722 00:31:22,543 --> 00:31:26,213 if you're ever unprepared, just wing it, bitch. 723 00:31:26,213 --> 00:31:28,531 Bye-bye. (upbeat lively music) 724 00:31:28,531 --> 00:31:32,281 (audience claps and cheers)