0 00:00:00,673 --> 00:00:03,173 (orchestra tuning) 1 00:00:10,236 --> 00:00:11,961 (light music) 2 00:00:15,888 --> 00:00:16,851 (audience cheering) 3 00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:19,025 - Good evening, theater nerds. 4 00:00:19,025 --> 00:00:23,315 Welcome to "Play It By Ear," the musical improv show. 5 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:26,216 I'm your host, Mano Agapion. 6 00:00:26,216 --> 00:00:29,633 Please join me in welcoming today's cast! 7 00:00:30,472 --> 00:00:33,239 We've got Jess McKenna! 8 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:37,004 Zach Reino! 9 00:00:38,931 --> 00:00:39,764 Oh shit. 10 00:00:40,755 --> 00:00:42,505 Zeke Nicholson. 11 00:00:44,557 --> 00:00:46,861 Wow, that is cool. 12 00:00:46,861 --> 00:00:49,244 And Mary Sohn! 13 00:00:50,738 --> 00:00:51,571 - Whoa! 14 00:00:54,034 --> 00:00:56,282 - What a cool bunch of cool guys. 15 00:00:56,282 --> 00:00:57,803 - We are young and 16 00:00:57,803 --> 00:01:00,113 - [Together] we are cool. 17 00:01:00,113 --> 00:01:02,247 - Flossing is here to stay, I think. 18 00:01:02,247 --> 00:01:03,909 - Dentists are happy about it. 19 00:01:03,909 --> 00:01:05,298 (laughing) 20 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:06,397 - Hey! 21 00:01:06,397 --> 00:01:07,686 - That's Jessica, everyone. 22 00:01:07,686 --> 00:01:08,657 - Have a goodnight. 23 00:01:08,657 --> 00:01:09,776 - See ya later. 24 00:01:09,776 --> 00:01:12,103 - Thank you, thank you so much. 25 00:01:12,103 --> 00:01:13,501 - I'm just getting word. 26 00:01:13,501 --> 00:01:15,088 We won an Oscar. 27 00:01:15,088 --> 00:01:15,954 - Yes! 28 00:01:15,954 --> 00:01:17,457 - We won an Oscar for that joke. 29 00:01:17,457 --> 00:01:19,645 - Be brave enough, Academy. 30 00:01:19,645 --> 00:01:21,639 Reward the single best joke. 31 00:01:21,639 --> 00:01:24,359 - Hey cowards, be brave enough. (Mano laughs) 32 00:01:24,359 --> 00:01:26,418 - I am so excited, 33 00:01:26,418 --> 00:01:30,251 because today we're going back to the '90s. 34 00:01:31,975 --> 00:01:34,269 With a soundtrack inspired by boy bands, 35 00:01:34,269 --> 00:01:36,050 pop girls, and grunge. 36 00:01:36,050 --> 00:01:38,589 We'll kick it with teens who practically live 37 00:01:38,589 --> 00:01:41,084 at their favorite shopping mall. 38 00:01:41,084 --> 00:01:45,763 It's time for a nostalgia overload in, Mallapalooza. 39 00:01:45,763 --> 00:01:47,682 (everyone laughs) 40 00:01:47,682 --> 00:01:48,515 - Wow! 41 00:01:48,515 --> 00:01:49,919 - Wow. 42 00:01:49,919 --> 00:01:52,419 (light music) 43 00:01:53,962 --> 00:01:54,795 - Ugh. 44 00:01:55,828 --> 00:01:58,056 The stores are about to shut down. 45 00:01:58,056 --> 00:01:59,347 It's the end of the night. 46 00:01:59,347 --> 00:02:02,119 It's my favorite time at the mall, the last five minutes. 47 00:02:02,119 --> 00:02:02,952 (Mano laughs) 48 00:02:02,952 --> 00:02:05,343 - The lights are shimmering off the fountain. 49 00:02:05,343 --> 00:02:06,676 - The gates are half closed 50 00:02:06,676 --> 00:02:07,978 and they don't want you to come in, 51 00:02:07,978 --> 00:02:10,004 but if you are in, they'll let you out. 52 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:13,023 - And I just bought an album at Sam Goody. 53 00:02:13,023 --> 00:02:14,350 - Oh, what'd you get? 54 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:16,174 - The Weird Al Food Album. 55 00:02:16,174 --> 00:02:17,177 - Whoa! 56 00:02:17,177 --> 00:02:18,041 - Yeah. 57 00:02:18,041 --> 00:02:20,156 - The Wetzel Pretzels, they put out a garbage bag 58 00:02:20,156 --> 00:02:22,439 and I got 'em and put 'em in my pocket. 59 00:02:22,439 --> 00:02:25,479 So if anyone wants a stale breadstick, let me know. 60 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:28,218 - Yeah, I'll take a breadstick from Wetzel's Pretzels. 61 00:02:28,218 --> 00:02:29,051 - Yeah! 62 00:02:29,051 --> 00:02:29,884 - Me too! 63 00:02:29,884 --> 00:02:30,717 - Thank you. - Cool. 64 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:31,916 - Pass 'em down. 65 00:02:31,916 --> 00:02:34,487 I just realized, my mom said I should get 66 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,183 a ride home with your mom. 67 00:02:36,183 --> 00:02:38,465 And if your mom thinks that I'm getting a ride home 68 00:02:38,465 --> 00:02:40,972 with your mom, what if we... 69 00:02:40,972 --> 00:02:44,097 - [Together] Spend the night at the mall! 70 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:45,655 Together. 71 00:02:45,655 --> 00:02:49,569 Because our moms aren't coming 72 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:51,585 to the mall! 73 00:02:51,585 --> 00:02:54,260 Where we will sleep. 74 00:02:55,777 --> 00:02:59,329 ♪ If this sounds like a good idea ♪ 75 00:02:59,329 --> 00:03:03,957 ♪ Wave your breadstick in the air ♪ 76 00:03:03,957 --> 00:03:07,628 ♪ We're not calling Collect to our moms ♪ 77 00:03:07,628 --> 00:03:12,628 ♪ We won't see their cars anywhere ♪ 78 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:16,470 ♪ Some people try to make us go ♪ 79 00:03:16,470 --> 00:03:19,853 ♪ But we're not going home ♪ 80 00:03:19,853 --> 00:03:21,231 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 81 00:03:21,231 --> 00:03:22,719 ♪ Because the party ♪ 82 00:03:22,719 --> 00:03:24,994 ♪ It hard opens ♪ 83 00:03:24,994 --> 00:03:29,994 ♪ When the mall is closed ♪ 84 00:03:30,045 --> 00:03:33,664 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 85 00:03:33,664 --> 00:03:38,074 ♪ We're not going home ♪ 86 00:03:38,074 --> 00:03:42,039 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 87 00:03:42,039 --> 00:03:43,935 ♪ We're not going home ♪ 88 00:03:43,935 --> 00:03:46,016 ♪ Even though the mall is closed ♪ 89 00:03:46,016 --> 00:03:50,024 ♪ Uh ♪ 90 00:03:50,024 --> 00:03:52,768 ♪ And if you look right around ♪ 91 00:03:52,768 --> 00:03:56,106 ♪ There's things to do everywhere ♪ 92 00:03:56,106 --> 00:03:56,979 ♪ Uh-Huh ♪ 93 00:03:56,979 --> 00:03:58,290 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 94 00:03:58,290 --> 00:04:01,112 ♪ First thing, I said first things first ♪ 95 00:04:01,112 --> 00:04:04,539 ♪ I'm gonna get my ear's pierced at Claire's ♪ 96 00:04:04,539 --> 00:04:05,738 ♪ Whoa ♪ 97 00:04:05,738 --> 00:04:07,687 ♪ And after that ♪ 98 00:04:07,687 --> 00:04:09,366 ♪ I might go ahead ♪ 99 00:04:09,366 --> 00:04:12,827 ♪ And buy myself a new cellphone ♪ 100 00:04:12,827 --> 00:04:14,575 ♪ At the kiosk ♪ 101 00:04:14,575 --> 00:04:17,453 ♪ And after that, guess what Mom ♪ 102 00:04:17,453 --> 00:04:22,381 ♪ I'm never coming home ♪ 103 00:04:22,381 --> 00:04:23,311 ♪ No ♪ 104 00:04:23,311 --> 00:04:26,323 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 105 00:04:26,323 --> 00:04:30,327 ♪ We're not going home ♪ 106 00:04:30,327 --> 00:04:31,546 ♪ Both sides ♪ 107 00:04:31,546 --> 00:04:33,429 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 108 00:04:33,429 --> 00:04:34,851 ♪ An eyebrow ring ♪ 109 00:04:34,851 --> 00:04:38,808 ♪ We're not going home ♪ 110 00:04:38,808 --> 00:04:40,243 ♪ You guys ♪ 111 00:04:40,243 --> 00:04:43,839 ♪ This might be breaking the law ♪ 112 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:48,397 ♪ But I just spent 45 dollars on a claw game ♪ 113 00:04:48,397 --> 00:04:49,640 ♪ Hey y'all ♪ 114 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:51,946 ♪ Throw your breadsticks in the sky ♪ 115 00:04:51,946 --> 00:04:55,520 ♪ Because we're not going home ♪ 116 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:59,216 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 117 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:03,439 ♪ We're not going home ♪ 118 00:05:03,439 --> 00:05:06,944 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 119 00:05:06,944 --> 00:05:10,382 ♪ We're not going home ♪ 120 00:05:10,382 --> 00:05:11,215 - Whoa. 121 00:05:13,559 --> 00:05:18,341 Oh, the claw game is just handing us out small bears. 122 00:05:18,341 --> 00:05:19,174 - Whoa! 123 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:24,947 Hey, a pajama set for us all 124 00:05:24,947 --> 00:05:25,780 - Whoa! 125 00:05:26,954 --> 00:05:29,877 ♪ The mall giveth ♪ 126 00:05:29,877 --> 00:05:32,250 ♪ It does not take away ♪ 127 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:34,637 ♪ Does not take away ♪ 128 00:05:34,637 --> 00:05:37,157 ♪ And we're gonna love the mall ♪ 129 00:05:37,157 --> 00:05:42,157 ♪ In the night because we love it in the day ♪ 130 00:05:42,567 --> 00:05:47,539 ♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 131 00:05:47,539 --> 00:05:50,505 ♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 132 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:54,732 (cheering) 133 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:57,181 - That was cool. 134 00:05:57,181 --> 00:05:58,393 - Mall at night. 135 00:05:58,393 --> 00:05:59,281 - Mall at night. 136 00:05:59,281 --> 00:06:00,114 - [Mano] Mall at night! 137 00:06:00,114 --> 00:06:01,399 It is so illegal. 138 00:06:01,399 --> 00:06:03,765 - Night at the mall-seum. 139 00:06:04,795 --> 00:06:07,506 - All right, well in this next scene 140 00:06:07,506 --> 00:06:10,281 I want to make sure you include at least one 141 00:06:10,281 --> 00:06:11,781 made-up '90s word. 142 00:06:13,059 --> 00:06:14,486 - Hey, can I be honest? - Yeah. 143 00:06:14,486 --> 00:06:16,490 - I'm so excited we're spending the night 144 00:06:16,490 --> 00:06:18,339 at the mall with Dylan and Tyler. 145 00:06:18,339 --> 00:06:19,172 - I know. 146 00:06:19,172 --> 00:06:20,389 - Because this is the single coolest thing. 147 00:06:20,389 --> 00:06:22,213 We'll probably remember it for our whole lives. 148 00:06:22,213 --> 00:06:23,066 - I know! 149 00:06:23,066 --> 00:06:25,997 - But I'm, also, like a little bit scared. 150 00:06:25,997 --> 00:06:27,267 - I'm a little freaked out too. 151 00:06:27,267 --> 00:06:29,574 I've never had a sleep over with guys. 152 00:06:29,574 --> 00:06:31,826 - I know, and I have crushes on both of them. 153 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:32,877 - Whoa, me too. 154 00:06:32,877 --> 00:06:33,741 - Oh, cool! 155 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:35,485 - Except not one of the guys. 156 00:06:35,485 --> 00:06:36,971 Maybe one of the girls. 157 00:06:36,971 --> 00:06:37,923 - Oh. 158 00:06:37,923 --> 00:06:38,896 Whoa! 159 00:06:38,896 --> 00:06:40,242 (laughing) 160 00:06:40,242 --> 00:06:41,830 - Britney, but there's only... 161 00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:43,624 - Vanessa do not read into this. 162 00:06:43,624 --> 00:06:44,457 - No, no. 163 00:06:44,457 --> 00:06:45,290 No. - Do not! Do not! 164 00:06:45,290 --> 00:06:46,294 - I would never! 165 00:06:46,294 --> 00:06:48,724 - Okay, because like, we're very good friends. 166 00:06:48,724 --> 00:06:50,259 - We're very good friends. 167 00:06:50,259 --> 00:06:53,742 I would say our friendship is cronklar. 168 00:06:53,742 --> 00:06:57,595 And I would never do anything to mess up our cronklar vibes. 169 00:06:57,595 --> 00:06:58,579 - No, no. Cronklars forever? 170 00:06:58,579 --> 00:07:00,736 - Cronklars forever. 171 00:07:00,736 --> 00:07:03,064 I guess I also, like, okay. 172 00:07:03,064 --> 00:07:04,811 I also feel like I always have this feeling 173 00:07:04,811 --> 00:07:07,353 like I could have a crush on any person I see. 174 00:07:07,353 --> 00:07:10,613 You know, like sometimes I'm like, whoa, 175 00:07:10,613 --> 00:07:12,808 teen Simba is really hot. 176 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:14,118 - So hot. 177 00:07:14,118 --> 00:07:17,075 - This janitor that we're gonna pretend doesn't see us 178 00:07:17,075 --> 00:07:18,654 because we're sneaking in the mall, 179 00:07:18,654 --> 00:07:20,222 he's pretty hot. (Mano laughs) 180 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:21,833 And it's like, I feel like I have a crush 181 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:24,950 on anyone at anytime. 182 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:26,890 - You have a crush on anyone at anytime? 183 00:07:26,890 --> 00:07:29,219 - Yeah, I mean that's how I feel sometimes. 184 00:07:29,219 --> 00:07:31,386 But also I feel like, ugh. 185 00:07:33,878 --> 00:07:36,443 ♪ Am I really crushing hard ♪ 186 00:07:36,443 --> 00:07:39,958 ♪ Or am I crushing the idea of crushing ♪ 187 00:07:39,958 --> 00:07:40,791 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 188 00:07:40,791 --> 00:07:43,824 ♪ Do I like a person or the idea of ♪ 189 00:07:43,824 --> 00:07:46,859 ♪ Liking someone ♪ 190 00:07:46,859 --> 00:07:50,183 ♪ Do I picture holding hands with Tyler ♪ 191 00:07:50,183 --> 00:07:53,398 ♪ Or you or teen Simba ♪ 192 00:07:53,398 --> 00:07:58,398 ♪ Or is it just the idea of holding hands ♪ 193 00:07:59,739 --> 00:08:03,200 ♪ Is it a real crush ♪ 194 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,090 ♪ Or a crush of a crush ♪ 195 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:06,381 ♪ A crush of a crush ♪ 196 00:08:06,381 --> 00:08:09,470 ♪ Is it a real crush ♪ 197 00:08:09,470 --> 00:08:11,531 ♪ Or the crush on a crush ♪ 198 00:08:11,531 --> 00:08:13,122 ♪ Is it a crush on a crush ♪ 199 00:08:13,122 --> 00:08:16,369 ♪ Am I just so desperate to hold someone's hand ♪ 200 00:08:16,369 --> 00:08:19,192 ♪ To finally feel that touch ♪ 201 00:08:19,192 --> 00:08:21,222 ♪ Is it a real crush ♪ 202 00:08:21,222 --> 00:08:24,895 ♪ Is it a real crush ♪ 203 00:08:24,895 --> 00:08:27,444 ♪ Or am I crushing on a crush ♪ 204 00:08:28,961 --> 00:08:31,461 - I know exactly how you feel. 205 00:08:33,047 --> 00:08:36,105 ♪ I guess you could call me ♪ 206 00:08:36,105 --> 00:08:37,899 ♪ Like a Mufasa gal ♪ 207 00:08:37,899 --> 00:08:38,806 ♪ Okay ♪ 208 00:08:38,806 --> 00:08:41,270 ♪ And I guess Rafiki does it for me ♪ 209 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:42,367 ♪ Right ♪ 210 00:08:42,367 --> 00:08:45,055 ♪ Or maybe he's just a pal, I don't know ♪ 211 00:08:45,055 --> 00:08:47,990 ♪ But when I look at you ♪ 212 00:08:47,990 --> 00:08:50,991 ♪ And I look at our other friends ♪ 213 00:08:50,991 --> 00:08:54,497 ♪ I think, I don't really care what happens ♪ 214 00:08:54,497 --> 00:08:58,271 ♪ As long as it doesn't end ♪ 215 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:01,329 ♪ Am I feeling radical or ♪ 216 00:09:01,329 --> 00:09:03,849 ♪ Cronkular to the mush ♪ 217 00:09:03,849 --> 00:09:05,730 ♪ Is it a real crush ♪ 218 00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:09,371 ♪ Is it a real crush ♪ 219 00:09:09,371 --> 00:09:13,535 ♪ Or are we crushing on a crush ♪ 220 00:09:13,535 --> 00:09:17,042 ♪ Are we crushing on the thought of having a crush ♪ 221 00:09:17,042 --> 00:09:19,305 ♪ A crush of a crush of a crush ♪ 222 00:09:19,305 --> 00:09:24,018 ♪ Or am I overthinking it too much ♪ 223 00:09:24,018 --> 00:09:24,851 - Oh! 224 00:09:24,851 --> 00:09:25,684 Oh. 225 00:09:27,212 --> 00:09:28,119 - Is this okay? 226 00:09:28,119 --> 00:09:29,440 - Yeah. 227 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:32,761 ♪ I love that we're in matching Limited Too silk pajamas ♪ 228 00:09:32,761 --> 00:09:36,177 ♪ I love that we're in matching Limited Too silk pajamas ♪ 229 00:09:36,177 --> 00:09:39,374 ♪ Oo ♪ 230 00:09:39,374 --> 00:09:41,558 ♪ Limited Too ♪ 231 00:09:41,558 --> 00:09:45,478 ♪ It'll be around forever ♪ 232 00:09:45,478 --> 00:09:48,502 ♪ Limited Too ♪ 233 00:09:48,502 --> 00:09:51,226 ♪ Is it a real crush ♪ 234 00:09:51,226 --> 00:09:56,226 ♪ Or is it limited to you♪ 235 00:10:00,598 --> 00:10:03,495 (cheering) 236 00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:05,038 - I was just messing around. 237 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:05,871 - Wow. 238 00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:07,726 We're gonna get an Oscar for that one, I can feel it. 239 00:10:07,726 --> 00:10:08,568 - If they're not cowards. 240 00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:09,565 - Cowards! 241 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:12,161 - I want to know, in this next scene, 242 00:10:12,161 --> 00:10:16,558 what's standing in the way of what our heroes want? 243 00:10:16,558 --> 00:10:18,337 - This claw machine really does 244 00:10:18,337 --> 00:10:20,086 just keep dropping out bears. 245 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,340 - It's crazy, man. 246 00:10:21,340 --> 00:10:23,603 What are you gonna do with all these bears, though? 247 00:10:23,603 --> 00:10:25,286 You know what I mean? - I don't know, Dylan. 248 00:10:25,286 --> 00:10:27,444 I won a bear in a claw machine 249 00:10:27,444 --> 00:10:29,559 and I could give it to a girl that I have a crush on. 250 00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:30,392 - [Zeke] Right. 251 00:10:30,392 --> 00:10:32,081 - But if I have a bunch of bears, 252 00:10:32,081 --> 00:10:35,024 what am I gonna give one girl a bunch of bears? 253 00:10:35,024 --> 00:10:37,075 - And here's the thing, do you take the bears with you 254 00:10:37,075 --> 00:10:38,801 when you go to college? 255 00:10:38,801 --> 00:10:40,055 - You're right. 256 00:10:40,055 --> 00:10:42,217 - That's what's in my head right now. 257 00:10:42,217 --> 00:10:44,199 - So I guess the question isn't 258 00:10:44,199 --> 00:10:46,126 do we take the bears to college, 259 00:10:46,126 --> 00:10:49,338 it's how do we take the bears to college? 260 00:10:49,338 --> 00:10:50,171 - That's right. 261 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,603 - I've gotta add in here, 262 00:10:51,603 --> 00:10:55,520 this is about to be a G-rated rap of some kind. 263 00:10:57,639 --> 00:10:59,879 ♪ So listen to the problem that we're dealing with there ♪ 264 00:10:59,879 --> 00:11:02,174 ♪ It's the classic problem of too many bears ♪ 265 00:11:02,174 --> 00:11:03,363 ♪ I got a bear in the East ♪ 266 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,449 ♪ I got a bear in the West ♪ 267 00:11:04,449 --> 00:11:05,569 ♪ I got a bear that's second best ♪ 268 00:11:05,569 --> 00:11:07,011 ♪ And then a bear that's the best ♪ 269 00:11:07,011 --> 00:11:08,994 ♪ 'Cause I, man, I am not a fool ♪ 270 00:11:08,994 --> 00:11:11,592 ♪ I wanna take these bears to my next school ♪ 271 00:11:11,592 --> 00:11:13,686 ♪ To be clear, a university ♪ 272 00:11:13,686 --> 00:11:16,205 ♪ Because higher learning, that is right for me ♪ 273 00:11:16,205 --> 00:11:18,601 ♪ Because bears got to get knowledge ♪ 274 00:11:18,601 --> 00:11:20,792 ♪ Bears got to go to college ♪ 275 00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:23,097 ♪ Bears got to get knowledge ♪ 276 00:11:23,097 --> 00:11:25,171 ♪ Bears got to go to college ♪ 277 00:11:25,171 --> 00:11:27,623 ♪ Oh, I'm a bear and I've been taking my toll ♪ 278 00:11:27,623 --> 00:11:29,707 ♪ I'll go to university and I will enroll ♪ 279 00:11:29,707 --> 00:11:31,930 ♪ That's right, the bear is a student here ♪ 280 00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:34,326 ♪ He pays tuition year after year ♪ 281 00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:35,581 ♪ That's right, bears, yeah ♪ 282 00:11:35,581 --> 00:11:36,642 ♪ They're super fun ♪ 283 00:11:36,642 --> 00:11:38,997 ♪ And I'm a bear taking bears, yeah, 101 ♪ 284 00:11:38,997 --> 00:11:41,158 ♪ And after that I'll take 102 ♪ 285 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:43,432 ♪ Bears for me, dog, and bears for you ♪ 286 00:11:43,432 --> 00:11:45,750 ♪ Because bears got to get knowledge ♪ 287 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:48,013 ♪ Bears got to go to college ♪ 288 00:11:48,013 --> 00:11:50,286 ♪ Bears got to get knowledge ♪ 289 00:11:50,286 --> 00:11:52,593 ♪ Bears got to go to college ♪ 290 00:11:52,593 --> 00:11:54,934 ♪ Oh, and after that ♪ 291 00:11:54,934 --> 00:11:57,242 ♪ My bear's gonna have to post grad-u-ack ♪ 292 00:11:57,242 --> 00:11:58,093 ♪ Yeah ♪ 293 00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,458 ♪ My bear, he gets the PhD ♪ 294 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:02,080 ♪ He's the number one bear in the whole city ♪ 295 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,264 ♪ That's right and then a bear will get a job ♪ 296 00:12:04,264 --> 00:12:06,448 ♪ Because it doesn't stop there, man, it does not ♪ 297 00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:08,811 ♪ After that a bear will get married to me ♪ 298 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:11,443 ♪ Because life begins at bear conception, see ♪ 299 00:12:11,443 --> 00:12:13,650 ♪ Because bears got to get knowledge ♪ 300 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,834 ♪ Bears got to go to college ♪ 301 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,993 ♪ And then bears become your wife ♪ 302 00:12:17,993 --> 00:12:19,975 ♪ And you'll be with that bear for the rest of your life ♪ 303 00:12:19,975 --> 00:12:20,808 ♪ That's right ♪ 304 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,598 ♪ First bears got to get knowledge ♪ 305 00:12:22,598 --> 00:12:24,581 ♪ Then bears got to go to college ♪ 306 00:12:24,581 --> 00:12:25,414 ♪ And after that ♪ 307 00:12:25,414 --> 00:12:27,157 ♪ That bear becomes your wife ♪ 308 00:12:27,157 --> 00:12:29,621 ♪ And you'll be with that bear for the rest of your life ♪ 309 00:12:29,621 --> 00:12:30,976 - Do you think the boys are having 310 00:12:30,976 --> 00:12:33,246 a conversation just like ours? (Mano laughs) 311 00:12:33,246 --> 00:12:34,334 - Probably. 312 00:12:34,334 --> 00:12:36,530 - About their feelings and their crushes 313 00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:39,867 and all of the things that we're feeling right now 314 00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:41,693 like flooding through our systems. 315 00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:43,373 I bet Dylan and Tyler are having 316 00:12:43,373 --> 00:12:46,318 a really similar conversation to the one that we had. 317 00:12:46,318 --> 00:12:47,151 - Totally! 318 00:12:47,151 --> 00:12:48,021 - Hey! 319 00:12:48,021 --> 00:12:50,103 ♪ Imagine it, if you dare ♪ 320 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,523 ♪ There's so many ways you could dress up a bear ♪ 321 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,773 ♪ Put a bear in a little hat ♪ 322 00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:57,406 ♪ Then a bear with a cute cravat ♪ 323 00:12:57,406 --> 00:12:59,494 ♪ You can give a bear a Peter Pan outfit ♪ 324 00:12:59,494 --> 00:13:01,970 ♪ He's walking around, you're like the bear is sick, man ♪ 325 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:03,257 ♪ I love bears, man ♪ 326 00:13:03,257 --> 00:13:04,168 ♪ Do you love bears? ♪ 327 00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:06,273 ♪ Hell yeah, I love bears and they're everywhere ♪ 328 00:13:06,273 --> 00:13:08,513 ♪ So if I love bears, say you love bears ♪ 329 00:13:08,513 --> 00:13:12,929 ♪ I love bears, you love bears ♪ 330 00:13:12,929 --> 00:13:13,762 - Oh hey. 331 00:13:13,762 --> 00:13:14,595 - Hi. - Hey. 332 00:13:14,595 --> 00:13:15,428 - Hey. 333 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:16,491 - You know what I've been thinking? 334 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:19,260 - It would be so cute if a bear went to college. 335 00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:20,393 - I know! 336 00:13:20,393 --> 00:13:21,800 - Yes! - This is crazy! 337 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,762 - That's what I was thinking. 338 00:13:22,762 --> 00:13:23,693 - That would be so cute. 339 00:13:23,693 --> 00:13:26,627 - Man, there's so many fun things happening in this world. 340 00:13:26,627 --> 00:13:29,517 For this next scene, I wanna go somewhere new. 341 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,609 And let's make sure we meet all new characters. 342 00:13:36,461 --> 00:13:38,319 - Uh, Donna? 343 00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:39,317 - Cherise. 344 00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:41,937 - I also have a Carol. 345 00:13:41,937 --> 00:13:43,045 - Carol here. 346 00:13:43,045 --> 00:13:44,771 - And I also have Nance. 347 00:13:44,771 --> 00:13:45,678 - Go for Nance. 348 00:13:45,678 --> 00:13:47,492 - It's the mom's phone line club. 349 00:13:47,492 --> 00:13:48,445 (Mano laughs) 350 00:13:48,445 --> 00:13:51,378 - I thought you said it's the mom's phone wine club. 351 00:13:51,378 --> 00:13:53,662 - Oh, it might as well be. 352 00:13:53,662 --> 00:13:55,169 - You know what I thought you said? 353 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,002 - What'd you thought? 354 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,281 - I thought it was the mom's fun line club. 355 00:13:58,281 --> 00:13:59,120 - Oh wow. 356 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,160 - Mom's fun wine club. 357 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:04,161 - [Together] Mom's fun wine club. 358 00:14:04,161 --> 00:14:06,637 - Oh, I wish we were all in the same room. 359 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:07,900 - [Zeke] Me too. 360 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:11,668 It is so lovely to have an evening without the kids. 361 00:14:11,668 --> 00:14:13,261 - Oh, yes, yes. 362 00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:16,169 - Thank you, one of us for taking them all. 363 00:14:16,169 --> 00:14:17,400 - Yes, thank you. 364 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,492 - I'm gonna put on my headset 365 00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:19,858 so I don't have to hold my phone. 366 00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:20,805 - I'm also gonna put you on speaker. 367 00:14:20,805 --> 00:14:22,406 - I'll also put on my headset. 368 00:14:22,406 --> 00:14:24,254 - I don't care when a song comes. 369 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:26,024 I just know that when it does, 370 00:14:26,024 --> 00:14:30,078 it better be in the style of a pop diva song 371 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:33,013 complete with background dancers. 372 00:14:33,013 --> 00:14:35,957 - I woke up this morning, as I do, 373 00:14:35,957 --> 00:14:37,784 at 4:30 in the morning. 374 00:14:37,784 --> 00:14:39,899 - You are so good about getting up early. 375 00:14:39,899 --> 00:14:40,732 - Well... 376 00:14:40,732 --> 00:14:41,614 - Tae Bo queen! 377 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,447 - Tae Bo queen! 378 00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:44,582 - Billy Blanks, please. 379 00:14:44,582 --> 00:14:45,959 - Billy Blanks, I tell ya what. 380 00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:47,281 - I still have one of your VHS's. 381 00:14:47,281 --> 00:14:48,973 I gotta give it back. 382 00:14:48,973 --> 00:14:50,955 - And how is Tyler Jr. doing? 383 00:14:50,955 --> 00:14:52,635 - Um, he's good, he's getting ready 384 00:14:52,635 --> 00:14:54,136 to go to college in a little bit. 385 00:14:54,136 --> 00:14:55,177 - [Together] Aw! 386 00:14:55,177 --> 00:14:56,219 - Empty nest! 387 00:14:56,219 --> 00:14:58,437 - Really, I feel like I was so uptight in college. 388 00:14:58,437 --> 00:15:00,128 I really hope that our kids let loose 389 00:15:00,128 --> 00:15:01,393 and have a good time. 390 00:15:01,393 --> 00:15:02,226 - Me too. 391 00:15:02,226 --> 00:15:04,339 - Yeah, because I feel like I'm letting loose now. 392 00:15:04,339 --> 00:15:06,288 Does anybody else feel like that? 393 00:15:06,288 --> 00:15:07,509 ♪ Uh-Oh ♪ 394 00:15:07,509 --> 00:15:08,997 ♪ Oh, no, no ♪ 395 00:15:08,997 --> 00:15:12,660 ♪ I'm going out on a limb ♪ 396 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:15,380 ♪ About to confess a little truth to you ♪ 397 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:19,526 ♪ And I hope that you join in ♪ 398 00:15:19,526 --> 00:15:22,853 ♪ Now is that tie-yay-ime ♪ 399 00:15:22,853 --> 00:15:26,347 ♪ When I am taking it back ♪ 400 00:15:26,347 --> 00:15:29,897 ♪ And this is my time to finally ♪ 401 00:15:29,897 --> 00:15:32,281 ♪ Rely-Ax ♪ 402 00:15:32,281 --> 00:15:35,630 ♪ It's time to rely-ax ♪ 403 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:40,246 ♪ It's time to rely-ax ♪ 404 00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:43,438 ♪ No more picking up everyone's slack ♪ 405 00:15:43,438 --> 00:15:45,958 ♪ It's time ♪ 406 00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:50,958 ♪ For me to relax ♪ 407 00:15:51,009 --> 00:15:52,689 ♪ Mm, uh ♪ 408 00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:54,201 ♪ Uh, uh, uh ♪ 409 00:15:54,201 --> 00:15:57,337 ♪ I drank this bottle of wine ♪ 410 00:15:57,337 --> 00:16:00,933 ♪ And I drink it 'til the end ♪ 411 00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:04,475 ♪ I finish another full bottle ♪ 412 00:16:04,475 --> 00:16:06,637 ♪ Oops, I did it again ♪ 413 00:16:06,637 --> 00:16:08,541 ♪ Oops, I did it again ♪ 414 00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:10,007 ♪ And then I look at this ♪ 415 00:16:10,007 --> 00:16:14,566 ♪ And I only have one thought to think ♪ 416 00:16:14,566 --> 00:16:16,391 ♪ When the kids are away ♪ 417 00:16:16,391 --> 00:16:17,937 ♪ Momma will play ♪ 418 00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:21,499 ♪ And she'll have too many drinks ♪ 419 00:16:21,499 --> 00:16:23,548 ♪ Everybody ♪ 420 00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:24,825 ♪ Yeah ♪ 421 00:16:24,825 --> 00:16:26,853 ♪ Drink some chardy ♪ 422 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,275 ♪ Yeah ♪ 423 00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:30,302 ♪ Everybody ♪ 424 00:16:30,302 --> 00:16:33,873 ♪ Drink some chardonnay ♪ 425 00:16:33,873 --> 00:16:36,238 ♪ Let's relax, all right ♪ 426 00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:39,282 ♪ Oh, yes take it full throat throttle ♪ 427 00:16:39,282 --> 00:16:43,202 ♪ Get that chard out like a genie in a bottle ♪ 428 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:46,534 ♪ I'm a genie in a bottle, baby ♪ 429 00:16:46,534 --> 00:16:51,534 ♪ Gotta chard me the right way ♪ 430 00:16:52,491 --> 00:16:55,741 ♪ I want it chardonnay ♪ 431 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,697 - Are you guys dancing in your homes? 432 00:17:01,697 --> 00:17:04,386 - Yeah, my dumb husband is watching me. 433 00:17:04,386 --> 00:17:06,370 - But you know, I learned a lot of really good moves 434 00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:09,034 from watching Billy Blanks Tae Bo. 435 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,141 - Oh yeah, me too. 436 00:17:10,141 --> 00:17:11,531 - Just, let me put my wine down. 437 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,615 - Let me put my wine down. 438 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:14,746 - Punch to the right. 439 00:17:14,746 --> 00:17:16,336 And punch to the left. 440 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:19,495 Punch for the others and punch for yourself. 441 00:17:19,495 --> 00:17:21,712 - Now front kick, front kick. 442 00:17:21,712 --> 00:17:23,434 Front kick, front kick. 443 00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:27,592 Front kick, front kick, front kick, front kick. 444 00:17:27,592 --> 00:17:31,068 ♪ It's time to rely-ax ♪ 445 00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:34,328 ♪ It's time to rely-ax ♪ 446 00:17:34,328 --> 00:17:39,328 ♪ It's time to rely-ax ♪ 447 00:17:40,511 --> 00:17:44,109 ♪ Oh, if you're looking for someone who's relaxed ♪ 448 00:17:44,109 --> 00:17:47,066 ♪ Then, it's gonna be me ♪ 449 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,869 ♪ It's gonna be me ♪ 450 00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:50,485 ♪ It's gonna be me ♪ 451 00:17:50,485 --> 00:17:52,021 ♪ It's gonna be me ♪ 452 00:17:52,021 --> 00:17:55,011 ♪ Meh, eh, eh, eh ♪ 453 00:17:55,011 --> 00:17:56,120 ♪ Aye, yi, ya ♪ 454 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:56,953 ♪ Aye, yi, ya ♪ 455 00:17:56,953 --> 00:17:59,895 ♪ Aye, yi, ya ♪ 456 00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:04,895 ♪ Hey ♪ 457 00:18:05,090 --> 00:18:06,687 ♪ Time to ♪ 458 00:18:06,687 --> 00:18:08,075 - I gotta hang up now. 459 00:18:08,075 --> 00:18:10,023 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 460 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,641 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 461 00:18:11,641 --> 00:18:12,494 ♪ Bye, bye♪ 462 00:18:12,494 --> 00:18:13,908 - Bye, you guys. 463 00:18:13,908 --> 00:18:15,733 - Bye, bye, bye, bye. 464 00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:18,249 I'm so glad one of us has the kids. 465 00:18:20,104 --> 00:18:22,512 - Wow, that was great. 466 00:18:22,512 --> 00:18:25,424 - Are you mad that some of those were from like 2001? 467 00:18:25,424 --> 00:18:26,257 - [Mano] No. 468 00:18:26,257 --> 00:18:28,672 It might compromise our Oscar nom, but. 469 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:29,505 - Cowards. 470 00:18:29,505 --> 00:18:31,181 - [Together] Cowards! 471 00:18:31,181 --> 00:18:33,346 - You chicken shits. 472 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,252 - Chicken shit Academy. 473 00:18:35,252 --> 00:18:36,526 (Mary laughs) 474 00:18:36,526 --> 00:18:38,923 - I want this next scene to involve 475 00:18:38,923 --> 00:18:41,498 that mysterious janitor we met earlier. 476 00:18:43,828 --> 00:18:47,659 - Hey, I think I hear the bucket again. 477 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:49,417 Does anybody else hear the bucket? 478 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:50,250 - Yeah! 479 00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,792 - Look left. 480 00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:54,894 Oh no, Jerry, you did it again. 481 00:18:54,894 --> 00:18:55,727 That's left. 482 00:18:55,727 --> 00:18:56,810 (Mano laughs) 483 00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:58,546 That's right, Jerry. 484 00:18:58,546 --> 00:19:01,323 Oo, you've been breathing too many cleaning fumes. 485 00:19:01,323 --> 00:19:03,922 Look left, look right. 486 00:19:03,922 --> 00:19:05,892 Coast is clear. 487 00:19:05,892 --> 00:19:07,147 Lock the door. 488 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:10,230 Oh, Jerry! You meant unlock the door. 489 00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:14,394 Okay, look left, look right. 490 00:19:14,394 --> 00:19:15,659 - Oh, he's cute. 491 00:19:15,659 --> 00:19:16,748 He has a whole system. 492 00:19:16,748 --> 00:19:17,622 - Unlock the door. 493 00:19:17,622 --> 00:19:20,070 - I don't know, he seems a little unwell to me. 494 00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:24,450 - Make sure no one sees the secret sanctum. 495 00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:26,858 The mall behind the mall. 496 00:19:26,858 --> 00:19:28,258 - Double mall! 497 00:19:28,258 --> 00:19:29,405 - Whoa! 498 00:19:29,405 --> 00:19:30,690 (humming) 499 00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:32,843 - Come on, let's follow him. 500 00:19:32,843 --> 00:19:33,995 - Wait, wait! 501 00:19:33,995 --> 00:19:35,699 Maybe it's some sort of code. 502 00:19:35,699 --> 00:19:36,952 Look left. 503 00:19:36,952 --> 00:19:38,454 - [Together] Look right. 504 00:19:38,454 --> 00:19:40,000 Oh no, Jerry. 505 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,232 - You idiot. 506 00:19:41,232 --> 00:19:42,598 - You did it again. 507 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,110 - But now I gotta do it the right way. 508 00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:46,574 - [Together] Look right, look left. 509 00:19:46,574 --> 00:19:49,162 Open the door. 510 00:19:49,162 --> 00:19:51,270 Oh no, Jerry! 511 00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:54,999 Lock the door, unlock the door. 512 00:19:54,999 --> 00:19:57,483 - All this talk of doing things in the right order 513 00:19:57,483 --> 00:20:00,382 made me wonder, can this song please incorporate 514 00:20:00,382 --> 00:20:02,000 the Order of Operations? 515 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:02,879 (Jess laughs) 516 00:20:02,879 --> 00:20:05,355 You know, that math thing. 517 00:20:05,355 --> 00:20:07,293 The Order of Operations. 518 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,043 - Ah, yes, here I am. 519 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,127 The stock room behind the Sharper Image. 520 00:20:13,127 --> 00:20:13,960 (Mano laughs) 521 00:20:15,435 --> 00:20:19,154 Where all the things that are too futuristic 522 00:20:19,154 --> 00:20:21,739 to be sold at the mall when it's open. 523 00:20:21,739 --> 00:20:23,678 They're only for employees. 524 00:20:23,678 --> 00:20:24,511 - Whoa! 525 00:20:27,205 --> 00:20:31,102 ♪ Walking through the Sharper Image at night ♪ 526 00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:35,571 ♪ Is a dangerous vocation ♪ 527 00:20:35,571 --> 00:20:39,851 ♪ Unless, of course, you know the proper ♪ 528 00:20:39,851 --> 00:20:44,029 ♪ Order of operations ♪ 529 00:20:44,029 --> 00:20:48,072 ♪ Some times called PEMDAS ♪ 530 00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:52,102 ♪ Each letter stands for a thing ♪ 531 00:20:52,102 --> 00:20:54,880 ♪ And of course the beginning is P ♪ 532 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:59,880 ♪ Which is put on your favorite ring ♪ 533 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:04,238 ♪ P, put on your favorite ring ♪ 534 00:21:04,238 --> 00:21:08,696 ♪ That's P ♪ 535 00:21:08,696 --> 00:21:11,653 ♪ Everyone's invited ♪ 536 00:21:11,653 --> 00:21:13,882 ♪ That's the E ♪ 537 00:21:13,882 --> 00:21:14,715 - Oh. 538 00:21:14,715 --> 00:21:16,088 - Wow. 539 00:21:16,088 --> 00:21:19,907 ♪ So, we've put on our favorite ring ♪ 540 00:21:19,907 --> 00:21:22,616 ♪ And everyone is invited ♪ 541 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,779 ♪ Now it's time for D ♪ 542 00:21:24,779 --> 00:21:28,585 ♪ Don't check if someone is following you ♪ 543 00:21:28,585 --> 00:21:32,014 ♪ Okay, I won't check if someone's following me ♪ 544 00:21:32,014 --> 00:21:34,008 - Wait, he skipped the M. 545 00:21:34,008 --> 00:21:36,615 ♪ And then of course, what's the M ♪ 546 00:21:36,615 --> 00:21:39,025 ♪ An M is a mystery ♪ 547 00:21:39,025 --> 00:21:40,022 ♪ Oo ♪ 548 00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:41,064 ♪ Why did he reverse them ♪ 549 00:21:41,064 --> 00:21:43,763 ♪ And because it is so mysterious ♪ 550 00:21:43,763 --> 00:21:47,550 ♪ It can appear both and before and after D ♪ 551 00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:48,849 - Okay, he solved it. 552 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:52,512 ♪ So first put on your favorite ring ♪ 553 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:54,640 ♪ Everyone's invited ♪ 554 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,353 ♪ Mystery ♪ 555 00:21:56,353 --> 00:22:00,352 ♪ Don't see if anyone is following you ♪ 556 00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:04,429 ♪ Mystery again, sometimes M is two ♪ 557 00:22:04,429 --> 00:22:08,304 ♪ Then of course is the letter A ♪ 558 00:22:08,304 --> 00:22:12,246 ♪ Always, always ♪ 559 00:22:12,246 --> 00:22:15,616 ♪ If there is a way, that way is wrong ♪ 560 00:22:15,616 --> 00:22:17,633 ♪ It has to be all the ways ♪ 561 00:22:17,633 --> 00:22:20,084 ♪ Or you'll get lost all along ♪ 562 00:22:20,084 --> 00:22:23,735 ♪ Go all the ways, as we go ♪ 563 00:22:23,735 --> 00:22:26,470 ♪ And of course, S ♪ 564 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:27,960 ♪ Go slow ♪ 565 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,732 ♪ Slow, slow, slow, slow ♪ 566 00:22:31,732 --> 00:22:35,161 ♪ Slow, slow, slow ♪ 567 00:22:35,161 --> 00:22:36,920 ♪ Oh no ♪ 568 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,241 ♪ Hey you broke D ♪ 569 00:22:38,241 --> 00:22:41,949 ♪ Don't look to see if anyone is following ♪ 570 00:22:41,949 --> 00:22:46,949 ♪ M, let us stay a mystery always, slow ♪ 571 00:22:46,955 --> 00:22:49,508 ♪ Give us the keys ♪ 572 00:22:49,508 --> 00:22:52,543 ♪ Instead of your favorite ring ♪ 573 00:22:52,543 --> 00:22:55,745 ♪ I've messed up PEMDAS ♪ 574 00:22:55,745 --> 00:22:59,029 ♪ Silly Gerald, silly me ♪ 575 00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:02,366 ♪ And of course as the janitor code ♪ 576 00:23:02,366 --> 00:23:04,269 ♪ I give you my ring ♪ 577 00:23:04,269 --> 00:23:06,275 ♪ And I give you the key ♪ 578 00:23:06,275 --> 00:23:07,249 ♪ Yes ♪ 579 00:23:07,249 --> 00:23:11,035 ♪ Now you all must know that the mall is now ♪ 580 00:23:11,035 --> 00:23:13,656 ♪ Forever in your care ♪ 581 00:23:13,656 --> 00:23:14,491 - No! 582 00:23:14,491 --> 00:23:15,549 (Mano laughs) 583 00:23:15,549 --> 00:23:19,009 ♪ Well, if you don't want to stay here ♪ 584 00:23:19,009 --> 00:23:22,593 ♪ I guess there's another method you could attack ♪ 585 00:23:22,593 --> 00:23:23,456 ♪ Oo ♪ 586 00:23:23,456 --> 00:23:24,632 ♪ It's very, very hard ♪ 587 00:23:24,632 --> 00:23:26,607 ♪ But if you don't want the mall ♪ 588 00:23:26,607 --> 00:23:31,502 ♪ Then you will have to give me the key and the ring back ♪ 589 00:23:31,502 --> 00:23:33,618 ♪ That's pretty simple ♪ 590 00:23:33,618 --> 00:23:36,586 ♪ No one has ever given the key and the ring back before ♪ 591 00:23:36,586 --> 00:23:37,863 ♪ Maybe we just do that ♪ 592 00:23:37,863 --> 00:23:38,849 ♪ Let's do that ♪ 593 00:23:38,849 --> 00:23:41,682 ♪ Because I want to go to college ♪ 594 00:23:41,682 --> 00:23:46,006 ♪ I don't want to own a mall, I know that ♪ 595 00:23:46,006 --> 00:23:49,252 ♪ You think that it's all so simple ♪ 596 00:23:49,252 --> 00:23:50,709 - Nope, catch me if you can! 597 00:23:50,709 --> 00:23:52,546 - No! - He's so fast! 598 00:23:52,546 --> 00:23:53,430 - Oh no! 599 00:23:53,430 --> 00:23:54,831 - Jerry! 600 00:23:54,831 --> 00:23:58,158 - Wow, he disappeared past those foot massagers 601 00:23:58,158 --> 00:24:00,330 and those early drone cameras, 602 00:24:00,330 --> 00:24:02,223 and those water features. 603 00:24:02,223 --> 00:24:04,082 - And a pen that works in space. 604 00:24:04,082 --> 00:24:05,001 - Dude, you missed it. 605 00:24:05,001 --> 00:24:07,196 You were in the bathroom and this crazy thing happened. 606 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:08,439 - Yeah, there was just an open door 607 00:24:08,439 --> 00:24:09,436 so I came in and followed. 608 00:24:09,436 --> 00:24:10,269 There was an old man-- 609 00:24:10,269 --> 00:24:11,102 - Did you look left then right? 610 00:24:11,102 --> 00:24:12,406 - No. Just came right in. 611 00:24:12,406 --> 00:24:13,829 And then old man bolted past me 612 00:24:13,829 --> 00:24:16,214 faster than an old man should be able to run. 613 00:24:16,214 --> 00:24:17,289 - Yeah, we have bad news. 614 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,697 - He also kept going, "My favorite ring, my favorite ring." 615 00:24:19,697 --> 00:24:21,691 But he was rubbing a finger that had no ring on it. 616 00:24:21,691 --> 00:24:23,517 - Because I have the favorite ring and the key, 617 00:24:23,517 --> 00:24:25,306 which means this mall is in our care 618 00:24:25,306 --> 00:24:27,649 and we can't go to college with any bears. 619 00:24:27,649 --> 00:24:30,360 - You guys, I don't want to be a Jerry! 620 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,480 - Me neither. - Me neither. 621 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,470 - It seems like all we gotta do is catch Jerry, 622 00:24:34,470 --> 00:24:37,136 force that ring back on his old, old hand 623 00:24:37,136 --> 00:24:38,482 and put that key back in his pocket. 624 00:24:38,482 --> 00:24:39,492 - Hold on. 625 00:24:39,492 --> 00:24:40,900 (Zeke tries to open the door) 626 00:24:40,900 --> 00:24:42,557 Oh my god, we can't get out of the mall. 627 00:24:42,557 --> 00:24:43,390 - What? 628 00:24:43,390 --> 00:24:44,566 - We're locked in the inner sanctum, 629 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,480 the backroom of the Sharper Image? 630 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,806 - Hey, y'all, if I know one thing about the Sharper Image 631 00:24:49,806 --> 00:24:52,718 there's gotta be like a million, billion tools in here 632 00:24:52,718 --> 00:24:54,801 that can break us out of the mall, 633 00:24:54,801 --> 00:24:57,534 catch Jerry, bring him to heel. 634 00:24:57,534 --> 00:24:59,841 We would force our dominion upon him 635 00:24:59,841 --> 00:25:01,667 and we force the care of the mall 636 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,716 back into his old, old hand. 637 00:25:03,716 --> 00:25:05,105 - Yeah sure, but how are we gonna do that 638 00:25:05,105 --> 00:25:06,841 when we all have crushes on each other? 639 00:25:06,841 --> 00:25:08,790 - Because technology is afoot, 640 00:25:08,790 --> 00:25:11,265 I would like this next song to incorporate 641 00:25:11,265 --> 00:25:14,609 internet dial-up sounds as much as possible. 642 00:25:14,609 --> 00:25:17,609 (Everyone laughs) 643 00:25:17,609 --> 00:25:18,953 - Look, this is fine, okay? 644 00:25:18,953 --> 00:25:19,803 We can do this. 645 00:25:19,803 --> 00:25:22,824 They call Sharper Image the thieves paradise. 646 00:25:22,824 --> 00:25:24,387 So we have all of the tools. 647 00:25:24,387 --> 00:25:25,735 - It's right there on the sign. 648 00:25:25,735 --> 00:25:29,464 - [Together] Sharper Image, a thieves paradise. 649 00:25:29,464 --> 00:25:31,693 - We have all the tools at our disposal. 650 00:25:31,693 --> 00:25:33,564 Let's stock up. 651 00:25:33,564 --> 00:25:34,673 - But to your point, 652 00:25:34,673 --> 00:25:36,559 do we have the mental tools at our disposal 653 00:25:36,559 --> 00:25:37,589 to deal with the fact 654 00:25:37,589 --> 00:25:39,157 that we all have crushes on each other? 655 00:25:39,157 --> 00:25:41,521 - I'm definitely emotionally advanced enough 656 00:25:41,521 --> 00:25:43,738 to handle being on my own for the first time. 657 00:25:43,738 --> 00:25:45,698 - When I think about trying to go to college, 658 00:25:45,698 --> 00:25:48,106 I'm definitely not like. 659 00:25:48,106 --> 00:25:52,183 ♪ Eh, err ♪ 660 00:25:52,183 --> 00:25:54,793 ♪ Wee, oo, oo ♪ 661 00:25:54,793 --> 00:25:57,547 ♪ Ugh, ah ♪ 662 00:25:57,547 --> 00:25:59,295 - Yeah, when I think about going to college, 663 00:25:59,295 --> 00:26:00,213 I don't think about. 664 00:26:00,213 --> 00:26:02,633 ♪ Ee, err, ee, err ♪ 665 00:26:02,633 --> 00:26:03,596 You know what I mean? 666 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:06,877 - Right, and I certainly don't think of. 667 00:26:06,877 --> 00:26:08,871 You've got mail. 668 00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:10,159 You've got mail. 669 00:26:10,159 --> 00:26:12,601 Fah poomp, fah poomp. 670 00:26:12,601 --> 00:26:14,063 ♪ You've got mail ♪ 671 00:26:14,063 --> 00:26:14,954 ♪ Mm ♪ 672 00:26:14,954 --> 00:26:16,890 ♪ You've got mail ♪ 673 00:26:16,890 --> 00:26:18,301 ♪ You've got mail ♪ 674 00:26:18,301 --> 00:26:21,527 ♪ Fah poomp, fah poomp ♪ 675 00:26:21,527 --> 00:26:24,977 ♪ Look for a way out, put that aside ♪ 676 00:26:24,977 --> 00:26:26,612 ♪ We'll get out of here ♪ 677 00:26:26,612 --> 00:26:28,897 ♪ We'll throw the doors wide ♪ 678 00:26:28,897 --> 00:26:31,988 ♪ Just focus on the task at hand ♪ 679 00:26:31,988 --> 00:26:32,906 ♪ Don't think about ♪ 680 00:26:32,906 --> 00:26:34,620 ♪ Eh, err, eh, uh, uh, ah, uh ♪ 681 00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:35,684 ♪ Eh, uh, ah, uh ♪ 682 00:26:35,684 --> 00:26:37,196 (trilling) 683 00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:38,349 ♪ Find a way out ♪ 684 00:26:38,349 --> 00:26:39,182 ♪ Find a way out ♪ 685 00:26:39,182 --> 00:26:40,634 ♪ Find something that works ♪ 686 00:26:40,634 --> 00:26:43,792 ♪ Yeah, that would be nice ♪ 687 00:26:43,792 --> 00:26:45,628 ♪ There's gotta be something ♪ 688 00:26:45,628 --> 00:26:47,599 ♪ That could help us out ♪ 689 00:26:47,599 --> 00:26:52,417 ♪ In the thieves para-da-ur-oo-ah-ise ♪ 690 00:26:52,417 --> 00:26:55,232 ♪ If I was in a chat ♪ 691 00:26:55,232 --> 00:26:59,398 ♪ If I saw you on AIM ♪ 692 00:26:59,398 --> 00:27:02,680 ♪ Then I might say, GTG ♪ 693 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,957 ♪ TTYL ♪ 694 00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:08,957 ♪ My parents, parents over shoulder ♪ 695 00:27:08,959 --> 00:27:12,392 ♪ POS ♪ 696 00:27:12,392 --> 00:27:13,667 - I didn't know that one. 697 00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:14,500 - Ha, ha, oh yeah. 698 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,375 ♪ Parents over shoulder ♪ 699 00:27:16,375 --> 00:27:18,874 ♪ POS ♪ 700 00:27:18,874 --> 00:27:21,552 ♪ And it doesn't stand for anything else ♪ 701 00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:22,385 ♪ What's that? ♪ 702 00:27:22,385 --> 00:27:26,346 ♪ Oh, I was just wondering if ♪ 703 00:27:26,346 --> 00:27:28,691 ♪ If we could get out with this robe ♪ 704 00:27:28,691 --> 00:27:32,264 ♪ Or maybe we could use this pen ♪ 705 00:27:32,264 --> 00:27:35,814 ♪ That is shaped like a globe ♪ 706 00:27:35,814 --> 00:27:36,811 ♪ Oo ♪ 707 00:27:36,811 --> 00:27:39,734 ♪ Or maybe this water pick ♪ 708 00:27:39,734 --> 00:27:43,450 ♪ Will open up the door ♪ 709 00:27:43,450 --> 00:27:47,608 ♪ Or maybe we will use this wetsuit ♪ 710 00:27:47,608 --> 00:27:50,318 ♪ So we can surf ashore ♪ 711 00:27:50,318 --> 00:27:51,226 ♪ Way cool ♪ 712 00:27:51,226 --> 00:27:55,000 ♪ I just thought of something crazy ♪ 713 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,528 ♪ But for deliveries ♪ 714 00:27:58,528 --> 00:28:02,045 ♪ All stock rooms exit to the parking lot ♪ 715 00:28:02,045 --> 00:28:05,674 ♪ So maybe that's how we get free ♪ 716 00:28:05,674 --> 00:28:07,947 ♪ Not that door ♪ 717 00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:10,557 ♪ But that door ♪ 718 00:28:10,557 --> 00:28:13,458 ♪ It'll help a lot ♪ 719 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:15,339 ♪ And we won't be ♪ 720 00:28:15,339 --> 00:28:17,019 ♪ All tangled with each other ♪ 721 00:28:17,019 --> 00:28:21,443 ♪ While we're out in the parking lot ♪ 722 00:28:21,443 --> 00:28:23,693 (grunting) 723 00:28:26,024 --> 00:28:29,441 (mimicking dial-up tone) 724 00:28:31,770 --> 00:28:33,606 - Whoa, good thinking. 725 00:28:33,606 --> 00:28:34,825 Good thinking, Dylan. 726 00:28:34,825 --> 00:28:37,381 Now we're out here with all this darkness and starlight. 727 00:28:37,381 --> 00:28:38,949 - No, but see, this is great 728 00:28:38,949 --> 00:28:41,579 because like, we're not trapped in the mall. 729 00:28:41,579 --> 00:28:43,742 There's nothing that makes us have to go back there. 730 00:28:43,742 --> 00:28:46,787 - Wait, you mean that insane janitor was wrong? 731 00:28:46,787 --> 00:28:47,953 - Just because someone tells you 732 00:28:47,953 --> 00:28:49,497 you have to do something, 733 00:28:49,497 --> 00:28:52,623 and puts an old key and ring in your hand, 734 00:28:52,623 --> 00:28:54,002 doesn't mean you have to do it. 735 00:28:54,002 --> 00:28:54,835 - Oh. 736 00:28:54,835 --> 00:28:55,984 - Unless it's magic, in which case, 737 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:57,653 what happens if you try to leave the parking lot? 738 00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:59,512 Do you womp back into the mall? 739 00:28:59,512 --> 00:29:00,372 Womp, womp, womp. 740 00:29:00,372 --> 00:29:01,875 Yeah, you're trapped. 741 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:02,708 Okay. 742 00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:03,802 - I'm gonna interrupt 743 00:29:03,802 --> 00:29:05,437 because I don't know what's coming next, 744 00:29:05,437 --> 00:29:07,240 but I just wanna make sure this next song 745 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,186 involves some sort of grunge rock. 746 00:29:10,186 --> 00:29:11,451 - I got a bunch of bears. 747 00:29:11,451 --> 00:29:14,161 So like, if that's helpful, let me know. 748 00:29:14,161 --> 00:29:15,259 And I'll use that. 749 00:29:15,259 --> 00:29:16,726 - Yeah, in someways a friendship 750 00:29:16,726 --> 00:29:19,571 is a stronger tether than dark magic. 751 00:29:19,571 --> 00:29:23,233 - Are you saying with this bear, I thee wed? 752 00:29:23,233 --> 00:29:24,779 - Whoa. 753 00:29:24,779 --> 00:29:27,355 - Oh, was that a gross miscalculation? 754 00:29:27,355 --> 00:29:28,188 Oh god! 755 00:29:28,188 --> 00:29:29,517 - That's more of a ring thing than a bear thing, 756 00:29:29,517 --> 00:29:32,093 but no, I'm not ready to get married yet. 757 00:29:32,093 --> 00:29:33,000 - Okay, yeah, me neither. 758 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,298 - No, no, it's okay, it's okay. 759 00:29:34,298 --> 00:29:35,753 None of us were thinking about that. 760 00:29:35,753 --> 00:29:36,998 We weren't thinking about having 761 00:29:36,998 --> 00:29:38,835 just one big wedding for all of us. 762 00:29:38,835 --> 00:29:40,974 - No, you know what'd be so cute though 763 00:29:40,974 --> 00:29:43,807 if like the bears had a big wedding. 764 00:29:43,807 --> 00:29:45,029 - That would be so cute. 765 00:29:45,029 --> 00:29:46,238 - Like, one's a little groom bear 766 00:29:46,238 --> 00:29:47,358 and there's another little groom bear, 767 00:29:47,358 --> 00:29:48,859 and they're two bears and they're getting married. 768 00:29:48,859 --> 00:29:50,662 - Okay, I think I have a good idea. 769 00:29:50,662 --> 00:29:52,834 What if we throw a wedding for the bears 770 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:55,658 and Jerry's like, that's too cute, I can't miss it. 771 00:29:55,658 --> 00:29:58,144 He comes, because nothing's cuter than a bear wedding. 772 00:29:58,144 --> 00:30:00,597 - Okay, we have a gay bear wedding. 773 00:30:00,597 --> 00:30:01,986 We invite Jerry. 774 00:30:01,986 --> 00:30:02,819 - Yeah. 775 00:30:02,819 --> 00:30:04,382 - No way he's missing the gay bear wedding. 776 00:30:04,382 --> 00:30:05,941 - No one would ever miss it. 777 00:30:05,941 --> 00:30:07,598 - Yeah, it's a bear honey trap. 778 00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:08,661 It's a perfect plan. 779 00:30:08,661 --> 00:30:10,342 - That's right. 780 00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:11,640 (rock music) 781 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,063 This is the perfect plan! 782 00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:13,896 - Yeah! 783 00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:16,063 I'll send out invitations. 784 00:30:17,488 --> 00:30:20,029 Britney, Vanessa, make sure you get good flowers. 785 00:30:20,029 --> 00:30:21,989 Who's handling the catering? 786 00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:23,133 From Wetzel's Pretzels. 787 00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:25,698 ♪ Laying a trap for a janitor ♪ 788 00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:28,800 ♪ The perfect trap we dare ♪ 789 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,568 ♪ Because who can resist ♪ 790 00:30:30,568 --> 00:30:35,568 ♪ A gay wedding for a couple of bears ♪ 791 00:30:35,676 --> 00:30:38,611 ♪ It will be adorable ♪ 792 00:30:38,611 --> 00:30:41,781 ♪ And everyone will stop ♪ 793 00:30:41,781 --> 00:30:45,016 ♪ Because if you see a gay bear wedding ♪ 794 00:30:45,016 --> 00:30:48,366 ♪ Then it's gonna be the top ♪ 795 00:30:48,366 --> 00:30:50,032 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 796 00:30:50,032 --> 00:30:51,698 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 797 00:30:51,698 --> 00:30:54,642 ♪ It's a gay bear wedding ♪ 798 00:30:54,642 --> 00:30:56,391 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 799 00:30:56,391 --> 00:30:57,959 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 800 00:30:57,959 --> 00:31:01,554 ♪ It's a gay bear wedding ♪ 801 00:31:01,554 --> 00:31:03,951 ♪ And none of it will be ironic ♪ 802 00:31:03,951 --> 00:31:04,784 ♪ No ♪ 803 00:31:04,784 --> 00:31:07,199 ♪ And all of it will be iconic ♪ 804 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:08,032 ♪ Yes ♪ 805 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:10,906 ♪ There won't be a single drop of rain ♪ 806 00:31:10,906 --> 00:31:13,359 ♪ On your wedding day ♪ 807 00:31:13,359 --> 00:31:14,983 ♪ No ♪ 808 00:31:14,983 --> 00:31:17,760 ♪ And everyone will gather ♪ 809 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,008 ♪ And it's like we're in Seattle ♪ 810 00:31:21,008 --> 00:31:24,312 ♪ Because this is the hottest town around ♪ 811 00:31:24,312 --> 00:31:26,194 ♪ There's nothing that could be cuter ♪ 812 00:31:26,194 --> 00:31:28,255 ♪ Than what we found ♪ 813 00:31:28,255 --> 00:31:31,144 ♪ They've got matching tuxedos ♪ 814 00:31:31,144 --> 00:31:33,620 ♪ Matching little boots on their paws ♪ 815 00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:34,460 ♪ Cute ♪ 816 00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:37,605 ♪ And everyone is looking around ♪ 817 00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:40,495 ♪ Obviously because ♪ 818 00:31:40,495 --> 00:31:42,165 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 819 00:31:42,165 --> 00:31:43,809 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 820 00:31:43,809 --> 00:31:47,046 ♪ It's a gay bear wedding ♪ 821 00:31:47,046 --> 00:31:48,746 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 822 00:31:48,746 --> 00:31:50,527 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 823 00:31:50,527 --> 00:31:54,451 ♪ It's a gay bear wedding ♪ 824 00:31:54,451 --> 00:31:56,971 ♪ Knock, knock Mr. Janitor ♪ 825 00:31:56,971 --> 00:31:59,692 ♪ I've got an invitation for you ♪ 826 00:31:59,692 --> 00:32:01,070 ♪ Who's there ♪ 827 00:32:01,070 --> 00:32:04,968 ♪ It's the wedding of a century and ♪ 828 00:32:04,968 --> 00:32:07,073 ♪ Me and you ♪ 829 00:32:07,073 --> 00:32:10,106 ♪ I would like to go to a wedding ♪ 830 00:32:10,106 --> 00:32:14,343 ♪ What will it be like there ♪ 831 00:32:14,343 --> 00:32:16,968 ♪ It's a gay old wedding ♪ 832 00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:20,193 ♪ But between two teddy bears ♪ 833 00:32:20,193 --> 00:32:21,828 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 834 00:32:21,828 --> 00:32:23,419 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 835 00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:26,667 ♪ It's a gay bear wedding ♪ 836 00:32:26,667 --> 00:32:28,278 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 837 00:32:28,278 --> 00:32:29,141 ♪ Hooray ♪ 838 00:32:29,141 --> 00:32:29,974 ♪ Okay ♪ 839 00:32:29,974 --> 00:32:34,562 ♪ It's a gay bear wedding ♪ 840 00:32:34,562 --> 00:32:37,441 ♪ Here we are now ♪ 841 00:32:37,441 --> 00:32:39,457 ♪ At the wedding ♪ 842 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:42,772 ♪ And I've got one hand in my pocket ♪ 843 00:32:42,772 --> 00:32:44,473 ♪ And the other one ♪ 844 00:32:44,473 --> 00:32:47,776 ♪ Is giving a ring to a bear ♪ 845 00:32:47,776 --> 00:32:52,147 ♪ To a bear ♪ 846 00:32:52,147 --> 00:32:55,193 ♪ There's a bear groom and a bear groom ♪ 847 00:32:55,193 --> 00:32:56,805 ♪ And they are here ♪ 848 00:32:56,805 --> 00:32:58,408 ♪ For a wedding ♪ 849 00:32:58,408 --> 00:33:01,541 ♪ For the gay bear and another ♪ 850 00:33:01,541 --> 00:33:03,123 ♪ Not related ♪ 851 00:33:03,123 --> 00:33:04,870 ♪ They not brothers ♪ 852 00:33:04,870 --> 00:33:06,413 ♪ Here we are now ♪ 853 00:33:06,413 --> 00:33:07,916 ♪ Here we are now ♪ 854 00:33:07,916 --> 00:33:10,022 ♪ At a gay bear ♪ 855 00:33:10,022 --> 00:33:11,299 ♪ Wedding ♪ 856 00:33:11,299 --> 00:33:12,719 ♪ Here we are now ♪ 857 00:33:12,719 --> 00:33:14,300 ♪ Here we are now ♪ 858 00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:19,133 ♪ At a gay bear wedding♪ 859 00:33:20,078 --> 00:33:22,745 - If anyone has a reason that these two gay bears 860 00:33:22,745 --> 00:33:27,412 should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace. 861 00:33:30,339 --> 00:33:31,172 - Jerry? 862 00:33:31,172 --> 00:33:32,427 - Hm? 863 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:34,084 No, I love it. 864 00:33:34,084 --> 00:33:35,003 I love it. 865 00:33:35,003 --> 00:33:36,884 - We thought maybe since you worked so hard 866 00:33:36,884 --> 00:33:38,844 to keep them all in good order, 867 00:33:38,844 --> 00:33:41,387 that you should get the two gay bears 868 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:42,843 from the gay bear wedding. 869 00:33:42,843 --> 00:33:45,149 - I've wanted to leave this mall for a long time, 870 00:33:45,149 --> 00:33:48,252 but mostly because I never won anything 871 00:33:48,252 --> 00:33:50,100 from the claw machine. 872 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:53,772 I always wanted to have a friend with me all the time. 873 00:33:53,772 --> 00:33:55,129 But people age. 874 00:33:55,129 --> 00:33:57,694 I'm hundreds of years old. 875 00:33:57,694 --> 00:33:58,527 - Jerry- 876 00:33:58,527 --> 00:34:01,468 - Everyone I know has turned to dust. 877 00:34:01,468 --> 00:34:03,865 - Jerry, boy, I bet we could learn a lot from you. 878 00:34:03,865 --> 00:34:05,388 But we also should probably get home 879 00:34:05,388 --> 00:34:07,304 because eventually our moms are gonna figure out 880 00:34:07,304 --> 00:34:08,558 that we've been at a mall. 881 00:34:08,558 --> 00:34:10,025 - You have bright lives ahead of you. 882 00:34:10,025 --> 00:34:11,582 - Yeah, college maybe. 883 00:34:11,582 --> 00:34:13,912 - It was rude of me to assume that you would 884 00:34:13,912 --> 00:34:16,174 want to be trapped by a dark, magical curse 885 00:34:16,174 --> 00:34:17,819 and run a mall just because you were having 886 00:34:17,819 --> 00:34:19,209 so much fun there. 887 00:34:19,209 --> 00:34:20,721 - And then Jerry, maybe it's rude of us 888 00:34:20,721 --> 00:34:23,051 that I just tricked you into taking those rings back 889 00:34:23,051 --> 00:34:24,440 because they're on those bears. 890 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,117 - Oh, ha, ha! 891 00:34:26,117 --> 00:34:28,046 They are each wearing one of the rings. 892 00:34:28,046 --> 00:34:29,435 - Yeah, it's their wedding rings. 893 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:30,790 - I mean, you can call it a trick, 894 00:34:30,790 --> 00:34:32,346 but I'm on board. 895 00:34:32,346 --> 00:34:33,512 - All right, yeah! 896 00:34:33,512 --> 00:34:34,777 - Yeah! - Yeah! 897 00:34:34,777 --> 00:34:36,883 - Will you help me do one thing before you go? 898 00:34:36,883 --> 00:34:38,484 - Sure. 899 00:34:38,484 --> 00:34:41,542 - Can we take these bears up to the top 900 00:34:41,542 --> 00:34:44,779 of the parking garage and hold them over the edge 901 00:34:44,779 --> 00:34:46,929 as the sun sets? 902 00:34:46,929 --> 00:34:47,937 - Sure, Jerry. 903 00:34:47,937 --> 00:34:49,615 - Introducing their union to the world. 904 00:34:49,615 --> 00:34:51,447 - Sure, but you promise this is not more dark magic? 905 00:34:51,447 --> 00:34:53,228 - Yeah Jerry, can you just keep holding them? 906 00:34:53,228 --> 00:34:54,061 We'll just go with you. 907 00:34:54,061 --> 00:34:55,439 - I'll hold them, you come with me. 908 00:34:55,439 --> 00:34:58,831 - Okay, because the setup is a little scary. 909 00:34:58,831 --> 00:35:01,021 - The view from up here really is pretty magical. 910 00:35:01,021 --> 00:35:01,854 - Yeah. - It is. 911 00:35:01,854 --> 00:35:03,698 I'm gonna miss this town next year 912 00:35:03,698 --> 00:35:06,453 when we're all in different places in the country. 913 00:35:06,453 --> 00:35:07,286 - Yeah. 914 00:35:07,286 --> 00:35:09,007 - I'm at Michigan State. 915 00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:11,981 - I'm at University of Michigan. 916 00:35:11,981 --> 00:35:15,107 - I'm Miami University of Ohio. 917 00:35:15,107 --> 00:35:16,415 (Mano laughs) 918 00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:19,604 - I'm at Ohio Michigan University. 919 00:35:19,604 --> 00:35:20,626 - Wow. 920 00:35:20,626 --> 00:35:23,786 ♪ What if this night is a classic one ♪ 921 00:35:23,786 --> 00:35:27,919 ♪ That we think of forever and ever ♪ 922 00:35:27,919 --> 00:35:31,212 ♪ Even if our paths take us away ♪ 923 00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:35,266 ♪ And it's not often we're together ♪ 924 00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:37,863 ♪ Because what is being in a mall ♪ 925 00:35:37,863 --> 00:35:42,580 ♪ But having infinite possibilities ♪ 926 00:35:42,580 --> 00:35:45,927 ♪ But what is a mall a but a tiny town ♪ 927 00:35:45,927 --> 00:35:49,950 ♪ Inside your bigger city ♪ 928 00:35:49,950 --> 00:35:53,431 ♪ This could be ♪ 929 00:35:53,431 --> 00:35:57,140 ♪ The cronk of our lives ♪ 930 00:35:57,140 --> 00:36:00,702 ♪ And this could be ♪ 931 00:36:00,702 --> 00:36:02,807 ♪ The cronk of our lives ♪ 932 00:36:02,807 --> 00:36:07,557 ♪ We could have it all♪ 933 00:36:10,591 --> 00:36:12,181 - And you know what? 934 00:36:12,181 --> 00:36:13,436 We did have it all. 935 00:36:13,436 --> 00:36:15,463 That's a night I never forgot, 936 00:36:15,463 --> 00:36:17,479 even as I went off to college. 937 00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:19,898 With my three bears. 938 00:36:19,898 --> 00:36:23,090 - I took seven bears and I went off to college too. 939 00:36:23,090 --> 00:36:26,898 And I graduated with a degree in ursine pediatry. 940 00:36:26,898 --> 00:36:30,359 I work on bear feet all day and all night. 941 00:36:30,359 --> 00:36:32,028 And everything I do is just bears. 942 00:36:32,028 --> 00:36:33,966 Inside and outside. 943 00:36:33,966 --> 00:36:37,191 - I actually never made it to University of Michigan. 944 00:36:37,191 --> 00:36:39,700 But I took those bears and put them in a four-way kiss 945 00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:41,380 to memorialize the night 946 00:36:41,380 --> 00:36:43,452 that we spent the night at the mall. 947 00:36:43,452 --> 00:36:46,420 - And tragically, my car was so overfilled with bears 948 00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:48,750 that I got in a car accident on the way to college. 949 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:49,970 But you know what? 950 00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:51,886 It didn't fuckin' matter, 951 00:36:51,886 --> 00:36:55,727 because the Academy gave us an Oscar for this. 952 00:36:55,727 --> 00:36:57,473 - Oh my god, thank you so much. 953 00:36:57,473 --> 00:37:00,030 We would like to thank the Academy. 954 00:37:00,030 --> 00:37:02,430 And if you're listening out there, back there, 955 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:05,252 Jerry in the mall, none of this would 956 00:37:05,252 --> 00:37:07,211 have been possible without you. 957 00:37:07,211 --> 00:37:08,044 We love you. 958 00:37:08,044 --> 00:37:09,237 We hope you're still up on that roof. 959 00:37:09,237 --> 00:37:10,089 - This is for you, Jerry. 960 00:37:10,089 --> 00:37:10,922 - This is for you. 961 00:37:10,922 --> 00:37:12,267 - You're actually the cronkest of all. 962 00:37:12,267 --> 00:37:13,441 - Thank you, Jerry. Thank you, Jerry. 963 00:37:13,441 --> 00:37:14,695 - Thank you so much. 964 00:37:14,695 --> 00:37:15,528 - Wow. 965 00:37:18,974 --> 00:37:21,918 ♪ We could have it all ♪ 966 00:37:21,918 --> 00:37:25,939 ♪ All the gay bears ♪ 967 00:37:25,939 --> 00:37:27,832 ♪ We could have it all ♪ 968 00:37:27,832 --> 00:37:32,832 ♪ Oh all the gay bears ♪ 969 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:35,449 ♪ We could have it all ♪ 970 00:37:35,449 --> 00:37:37,118 ♪ Could have it all ♪ 971 00:37:37,118 --> 00:37:38,786 ♪ Could have it all ♪ 972 00:37:38,786 --> 00:37:40,422 ♪ Could have it all ♪ 973 00:37:40,422 --> 00:37:42,091 ♪ Could have it all ♪ 974 00:37:42,091 --> 00:37:43,849 ♪ Could have it all ♪ 975 00:37:43,849 --> 00:37:45,798 ♪ Could have it all ♪ 976 00:37:45,798 --> 00:37:47,493 ♪ Could have it all ♪ 977 00:37:47,493 --> 00:37:50,910 ♪ Your life's at a mall ♪ 978 00:37:50,910 --> 00:37:53,988 ♪ Your life's a mall ♪ 979 00:37:53,988 --> 00:37:57,395 ♪ Yes, our life's like a mall ♪ 980 00:37:57,395 --> 00:37:58,805 ♪ If our lives are ♪ 981 00:37:58,805 --> 00:38:03,805 ♪ If our lives like the mall ♪ 982 00:38:09,730 --> 00:38:12,801 - Wow smells like teen spirit. 983 00:38:12,801 --> 00:38:14,877 (Mano laughs) 984 00:38:14,877 --> 00:38:17,223 - Bravo! Bravissima! 985 00:38:17,223 --> 00:38:19,172 That's representation, fuckers. 986 00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:20,985 (Everyone laughs) 987 00:38:20,985 --> 00:38:22,241 Let's give it up one more time 988 00:38:22,241 --> 00:38:24,491 for our incredible performers! 989 00:38:25,843 --> 00:38:27,093 Zeke Nicholson! 990 00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:31,498 Mary Sohn! 991 00:38:33,772 --> 00:38:34,964 Zach Reino! 992 00:38:34,964 --> 00:38:36,547 - [Mary] Yeah, yeah, yeah! 993 00:38:37,650 --> 00:38:39,825 - And Jess McKenna! 994 00:38:39,825 --> 00:38:41,802 - [Mary] Yeah, yeah, yeah! 995 00:38:41,802 --> 00:38:44,892 - And of course, our incredible band. 996 00:38:44,892 --> 00:38:47,656 Brett Morris, Eric Jackowitz, 997 00:38:47,656 --> 00:38:49,990 and Aaron Wilson! 998 00:38:51,241 --> 00:38:53,884 That's curtains for us here at "Play It By Ear." 999 00:38:53,884 --> 00:38:56,883 Once again, I'm Mano Agapion. 1000 00:38:56,883 --> 00:39:00,436 And remember, if you're ever unprepared, 1001 00:39:00,436 --> 00:39:02,608 just wing it, bitch! 1002 00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:03,441 Bye-bye! 1003 00:39:04,580 --> 00:39:07,996 (upbeat music) 1004 00:39:07,996 --> 00:39:09,284 - Gay Bear Wedding was filmed in front 1005 00:39:09,284 --> 00:39:11,826 of a live, but quiet studio audience. 1006 00:39:11,826 --> 00:39:13,847 - Oh my god, that was. 1007 00:39:13,847 --> 00:39:15,057 - That was good. 1008 00:39:15,057 --> 00:39:16,177 - Great job. 1009 00:39:16,177 --> 00:39:17,594 - What a fun act. 1010 00:39:21,196 --> 00:39:22,564 Woo. 1011 00:39:22,564 --> 00:39:25,147 (upbeat music)