1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,373 - Tonight, Jack Nicholson 2 00:00:02,373 --> 00:00:07,264 busting down the door in "The Shining," it's Josh Ruben. 3 00:00:07,264 --> 00:00:10,030 - And I'll blow the door down 4 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:13,900 to play "Make Some Noise," Johnny. 5 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:15,250 - Their child having left 6 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:19,028 a bunch of LEGOs on the floor, it's Zac Oyama. 7 00:00:19,028 --> 00:00:20,186 - Terry - agh! 8 00:00:21,774 --> 00:00:22,607 Ugh. 9 00:00:23,694 --> 00:00:24,754 Okay. 10 00:00:24,754 --> 00:00:26,017 - I should have said something. 11 00:00:26,017 --> 00:00:27,550 - And a sitcom actor 12 00:00:27,550 --> 00:00:29,320 looking around the bar for the last time 13 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,948 in the series finale, it's Brennan Lee Mulligan. 14 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:38,272 - I guess it really was Cheers after all. 15 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:46,229 - They're all here to- 16 00:00:46,229 --> 00:00:50,002 - "Make Some Noise!" 17 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,780 - Welcome to "Make Some Noise." 18 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:04,570 The game so good, we spun it off, unchanged. 19 00:01:04,570 --> 00:01:07,810 I am your host, Sam Reich, and here's how the show works. 20 00:01:07,810 --> 00:01:09,940 I have a series of improvisational prompts 21 00:01:09,940 --> 00:01:12,520 our players have never seen before. 22 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,510 Isn't that right, players? 23 00:01:13,510 --> 00:01:14,530 - I certainly haven't as well. 24 00:01:14,530 --> 00:01:16,687 - Be news to me if I saw it. - Uh-huh. 25 00:01:16,687 --> 00:01:18,700 - Our players will fulfill those prompts to the best 26 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:22,330 of their ability and I will award them corresponding points. 27 00:01:22,330 --> 00:01:27,330 The winner will go home with the coveted Golden Ear. 28 00:01:28,253 --> 00:01:29,530 Which I bought on the black market 29 00:01:29,530 --> 00:01:31,207 along with the Golden Spleen. - Ooh. 30 00:01:31,207 --> 00:01:32,590 - Ah. - Where is it? 31 00:01:32,590 --> 00:01:34,450 - Players, are you ready to rumble? 32 00:01:34,450 --> 00:01:35,560 - Yeah. - Woo. 33 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,227 - Josh. - Yeah, dude. 34 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:39,525 Let's do this. 35 00:01:39,525 --> 00:01:40,800 - I bet this will be no problem. 36 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:45,369 - A mini-van to Long Island-mom transformer. 37 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:47,350 - No problem. 38 00:01:47,350 --> 00:01:50,100 As I like to say, that'd be my t-shirt if we had merch. 39 00:01:55,037 --> 00:01:56,875 "Here we go, kids. 40 00:02:00,910 --> 00:02:02,106 Okay, kids. 41 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:05,170 Here we are. 42 00:02:05,170 --> 00:02:07,330 No, you're not going to Montauk. 43 00:02:07,330 --> 00:02:10,100 No one's going to Montauk, okay? 44 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:17,100 We've got some dark, dark bots to fight ahead, kids. 45 00:02:21,430 --> 00:02:23,085 Thank you." 46 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:25,420 - Bravo, Josh. 47 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:26,740 Exceptionally done. 48 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:29,087 Montauk, the kids can't go to Montauk, is that? 49 00:02:29,087 --> 00:02:30,850 - "Not until I say so." 50 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:32,920 - 15 points for Josh. 51 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,600 Zac Oyama. - Hmm? 52 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,910 - Someone who keeps trying and failing 53 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:40,303 to start chants in the middle of a speech. 54 00:02:44,117 --> 00:02:47,566 - "Hell no, that ain't right. 55 00:02:54,636 --> 00:02:56,636 Hell yes, that is right. 56 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:00,763 Hell yes. 57 00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:04,773 Well?" 58 00:03:07,916 --> 00:03:09,624 - Cut you off there, Zac. 59 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:10,457 A lot of- - Well done. 60 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:12,910 - Disagreement, a lot of agreement 61 00:03:12,910 --> 00:03:14,080 and then some right down the middle, 62 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,610 - We didn't get it going. 63 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:18,010 - I will also give 15 points. 64 00:03:18,010 --> 00:03:19,150 - Incredible. - To you. 65 00:03:19,150 --> 00:03:20,710 Brennan. 66 00:03:20,710 --> 00:03:24,793 A grizzled war vet recounts a Black Friday sales event. 67 00:03:30,707 --> 00:03:32,880 - "What am I thankful for? 68 00:03:35,942 --> 00:03:36,942 I guess I'm thankful 69 00:03:38,789 --> 00:03:41,980 that all of you look so fat and happy, 70 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:45,040 your faces stained with cranberry sauce 71 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,290 like a bunch of fuckin' animals! 72 00:03:47,290 --> 00:03:48,890 You know what's coming tomorrow? 73 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:52,150 It was '96. 74 00:03:52,150 --> 00:03:55,273 I was posted up in the parking lot of a Sam's Club. 75 00:03:56,925 --> 00:03:59,950 A bunch of these tent lickers out here 76 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:03,910 in their sleeping bags waiting for opening. 77 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:07,450 They mistook the noise of the electricity 78 00:04:07,450 --> 00:04:10,660 getting turned on in the automatic doors-" 79 00:04:10,660 --> 00:04:12,700 - Oh no. - "For the sounding flare. 80 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:15,310 Well goddamn, they crashed through the gate 81 00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:18,250 faster than the running of the goddamn bulls. 82 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:23,080 I saw a grown man with a baby in a bjorn 83 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,470 punch his fist through the back of a clerk's throat, 84 00:04:26,470 --> 00:04:29,020 grab the spine and make through 85 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:31,483 a plate glass window with a Tickle Me Elmo. 86 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,913 You better believe one thing. 87 00:04:34,990 --> 00:04:37,180 When tomorrow comes, 88 00:04:37,180 --> 00:04:39,880 the only thing blacker than the Friday 89 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,060 will be the souls of those sorry sinners 90 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:45,220 looking to get their ill-gotten goods." 91 00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:46,144 - Incredible, Brennan. 92 00:04:46,144 --> 00:04:48,400 I never know when to cut you off because there's a big 93 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,520 imaginary spotlight shining on you in my mind. 94 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,080 50 points for Brennan. 95 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,040 - Ah, man, 96 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,480 - Joshua. - Ah. 97 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,760 - A voice-disguised witness in a true crime 98 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:01,757 documentary accidentally reveals exactly who they are. 99 00:05:01,757 --> 00:05:05,833 - "I watched him chop off everyone's heads. 100 00:05:07,723 --> 00:05:10,240 I was really afraid to go back to work. 101 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,400 Being team captain, everyone looks up 102 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:16,090 to me because they call me Happy Happy 103 00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:18,760 because you know, that's my name. 104 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:21,190 But yeah, I was really worried to go back to Best Buy, 105 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:23,080 especially being in the middle of Chelsea 106 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:27,670 on 23rd Street and 6th Avenue working all of the shifts. 107 00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:30,940 I mean pretty much from 9:00 a.m. to 9:00 p.m., 108 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:33,370 you can find me every day of the week. 109 00:05:33,370 --> 00:05:36,910 There's only so many people named Happy who work 110 00:05:36,910 --> 00:05:40,863 at Best Buy in Chelsea in New York City on 23rd Street 111 00:05:40,863 --> 00:05:45,070 and 6th Avenue who have beared witness to a serial killer 112 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:47,713 who's chopped off the heads of multiple people. 113 00:05:48,790 --> 00:05:52,923 Did I make a big mistake and can I get eyes on this edit?" 114 00:05:55,330 --> 00:05:58,300 - 100 Points for Josh, a clean 100. 115 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,920 Zac. - Yes? 116 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,480 - A scientist describing how the world 117 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:05,087 is going to end using only the contents of a bark box. 118 00:06:05,087 --> 00:06:07,663 - "You're not listening to me, general. 119 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,169 This is a ball with a tail on it. 120 00:06:16,169 --> 00:06:19,270 This is the comet heading straight for earth 121 00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:24,040 and this doggy treat is the population of Washington D.C. 122 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,410 As the comet caresses by, 123 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:30,823 the tail sort of representing the ice freezing our planet, 124 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:35,323 this big plastic fire extinguisher 125 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:39,280 represents our missile defense system. 126 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:43,840 We can only take out so many ice trails 127 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:48,840 at a time before pew, 128 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:52,303 we're all doomed." - And cut. 129 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:54,340 Brilliant. 130 00:06:54,340 --> 00:06:58,196 I will say 101 points for you. - Thank God. 131 00:06:58,196 --> 00:06:59,890 - A Dalmatians ref. - Brennan. 132 00:06:59,890 --> 00:07:02,590 Last prompt of round one. 133 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:03,550 - Holy shit. 134 00:07:03,550 --> 00:07:05,050 - The moment in the show where 135 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:08,447 the lore goes so deep, they lose you. 136 00:07:08,447 --> 00:07:10,870 - "My God. 137 00:07:10,870 --> 00:07:11,743 We were wrong. 138 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,847 When the Nephilim were first born, 139 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:24,090 children of the eldest Seraphs and mortal beings, humans, 140 00:07:24,670 --> 00:07:28,630 they broke the Divine Seal that St. Thomas Aquinas had 141 00:07:28,630 --> 00:07:32,920 referred to in the initial tracts post-Nicene Council. 142 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,470 What we find at this point is the Seraphs 143 00:07:35,470 --> 00:07:37,420 never had to venture to the earthly realm. 144 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:39,580 Those mortals had already ascended. 145 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:43,330 So in that moment, the Seventh Seal was already broken. 146 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:48,220 Lucifer's rebellion was ex post facto invalidated. 147 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:50,290 The Devil was never banished to Perdition 148 00:07:50,290 --> 00:07:53,320 because Perdition never existed in the first place. 149 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:56,110 Essentially we are left with two factions, 150 00:07:56,110 --> 00:08:00,220 the neutral angels that we mistook for the spirits of nature 151 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:03,220 that were warned about by the scripts and texts we found 152 00:08:03,220 --> 00:08:05,320 on the clay tablets on the Isle of Mona. 153 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:08,260 Tracing those back, we can now see, 154 00:08:08,260 --> 00:08:13,090 God and the Serpent were in fact one and the same, 155 00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:16,150 which is why you, Ashley and Max 156 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:19,450 as two teenagers from Palo Alto, California 157 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:23,110 were selected above all others to be 158 00:08:23,110 --> 00:08:26,170 the Truth Slayer and the Keeper of Lies." 159 00:08:26,170 --> 00:08:27,280 - Is this when we learn 160 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,799 that the movie is targeted at 14 year olds? 161 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:33,280 Does this make sense to you? 162 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,590 - I think it's still in one piece. 163 00:08:35,590 --> 00:08:36,940 - Wow. - We'll say a legendary 164 00:08:36,940 --> 00:08:39,402 amount of points for Brennan. 165 00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:42,940 That brings us to the minigame. 166 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,290 This will be a toss-up. 167 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:46,270 The players all have their buzzers. 168 00:08:46,270 --> 00:08:47,710 You will now buzz in 169 00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:51,130 and create bullshit in the given category. 170 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:52,130 The category is 171 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,780 the Vocal Warm-Up Research and Development Committee. 172 00:08:55,780 --> 00:09:00,274 I want to hear the newest additions in the repertoire. 173 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:01,120 Brennan. 174 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,680 - The minimum amount of cinnamon 175 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:06,281 that we can be swimming in is less than 17. 176 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:09,820 - Zac. 177 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:13,930 - Cat scratch fever is made out of a deer. 178 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:16,210 Cat scratch. - Yeah, say it again. 179 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:19,117 - Cat scratch fever is made out of a deer. 180 00:09:19,117 --> 00:09:19,950 - Josh. 181 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:23,586 - The ghost with the most is Beetle-Joste. 182 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:30,698 The ghost with the most is Beetle-Joste. 183 00:09:30,698 --> 00:09:31,850 - Brennan. 184 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:35,902 - I horked down shark pork on my park of larb. 185 00:09:37,296 --> 00:09:38,560 - Hmm. 186 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:39,760 - Zac. 187 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:44,294 - The weevil on the steeple is found among the people. 188 00:09:45,850 --> 00:09:48,252 - The weevil on the steeple. 189 00:09:48,252 --> 00:09:50,624 - Steeple is found among the people. 190 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:51,494 - Josh. 191 00:09:51,494 --> 00:09:55,268 - Ruh-roh, rih don't know. 192 00:09:55,268 --> 00:09:56,737 - Ruh-roh, rih don't know? 193 00:09:56,737 --> 00:09:58,908 - Ruh-roh, rih don't know. 194 00:09:58,908 --> 00:10:00,424 - Brennan. 195 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,496 - Nice. 196 00:10:04,496 --> 00:10:05,410 - Effective as a vocal warm-up, 197 00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:08,352 arguably more effective than anything we've heard so far. 198 00:10:08,352 --> 00:10:09,185 Josh. 199 00:10:09,185 --> 00:10:13,704 - I lost every-thring I have in Robin Hood. 200 00:10:18,970 --> 00:10:21,490 - That brings us to round two where our players 201 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:25,330 will now test their talents in teams of two. 202 00:10:25,330 --> 00:10:26,163 Josh. - Huh? 203 00:10:26,163 --> 00:10:27,550 - And Zac. - Yes? 204 00:10:27,550 --> 00:10:29,893 - Owen Wilson and his magic mirror. 205 00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:34,428 - "Whoa, I've got a question." 206 00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:38,507 - "I guess I got an answer." 207 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:39,340 - "Whoa." 208 00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:40,173 - "Wow." 209 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,283 - "Wow, this is so wild." 210 00:10:42,283 --> 00:10:44,417 - "That's wild, you're right in front of me." 211 00:10:44,417 --> 00:10:48,342 - "I know, it's kinda like who's Owen and who's the mirror?" 212 00:10:49,217 --> 00:10:50,657 - "Which one is which, you know?" 213 00:10:50,657 --> 00:10:51,730 - "I guess it doesn't matter 214 00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:53,500 'cause I'm a tall piece of glass 215 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,607 and you're my reflection in that piece of glass." 216 00:10:55,607 --> 00:10:56,440 - "Exactly." 217 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:58,122 - "Or is it the other way around?" 218 00:10:58,122 --> 00:10:59,807 - "Which way is it, I'm like whoa, you know?" 219 00:10:59,807 --> 00:11:01,060 - "Can you tell me 220 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,765 if I'm gonna get another 'Zoolander' check?" 221 00:11:03,765 --> 00:11:05,518 - I'll cut you off there. 222 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,380 We'll do 14 points for the two of you. 223 00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:09,213 - Fair. - Okay. 224 00:11:09,213 --> 00:11:10,046 - Zac. - Yes? 225 00:11:10,046 --> 00:11:11,320 - And Brennan. 226 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,580 The long awaited meeting 227 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:16,217 between Times New Roman and Comic Sans. 228 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:19,346 - "I see you haven't brought any serifs. 229 00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:23,650 Perhaps that's where the 'Sans' in your name comes from. 230 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:26,011 Sans from the French, 'without.'" 231 00:11:26,011 --> 00:11:26,882 - "I see you have brought 232 00:11:26,882 --> 00:11:30,137 your entire centurion forces behind you." 233 00:11:30,137 --> 00:11:33,430 - "New centurions for a new century, my friend. 234 00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:34,997 I'm gonna straight up kill you." 235 00:11:34,997 --> 00:11:38,660 - "I understand that your forces are to be taken seriously 236 00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:42,500 but I am a man of the people 237 00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:46,637 and I wish that you would see that in your heart." 238 00:11:46,637 --> 00:11:50,350 - "What mercy do you think you will find in my heart? 239 00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:52,810 The fields behind me are littered with the bodies 240 00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:55,810 of fonts braver and more cunning than you. 241 00:11:55,810 --> 00:11:58,400 Baskerville lies dead in the dust. 242 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:03,343 Apple Chancery is nothing but a distant memory. 243 00:12:05,295 --> 00:12:07,538 I struck down Helvetica. 244 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:12,718 Do you think your posted, 245 00:12:12,718 --> 00:12:17,718 handwritten invitation on an old school blog, 246 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,230 'Come to my birthday party this weekend, 247 00:12:20,230 --> 00:12:23,287 I want to insinuate that it's going to be fun?' 248 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:26,320 By the time I'm done with you, 249 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,487 you're gonna look like Webdings, my friend." 250 00:12:28,487 --> 00:12:31,254 - "Don't you mean Wingdings?" - "What?" 251 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,440 - Yes - Is it Wingdings 252 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,655 or is it Webdings? - God, I hope it's Wingdings. 253 00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:39,100 - I think it's Wingdings. - I think it's both. 254 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,570 - I'm not sure if they're the same thing. 255 00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:42,730 - I consider part of my job here to just supply 256 00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:45,379 Brennan with ideas for future seasons of "Dimension 20." 257 00:12:46,676 --> 00:12:49,420 A peace sign, an email sign 258 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,370 and @ symbols amount of points for you. 259 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,550 Brennan and Josh. 260 00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:55,870 - Okay. - Okay. 261 00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:58,390 - A child brings a magical snowman to life 262 00:12:58,390 --> 00:13:02,477 who is very concerned about dying again. 263 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:06,280 - "Okay, and now the final touch, 264 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,890 this carrot that I took from the kitchen. 265 00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:10,555 Here we go." 266 00:13:11,388 --> 00:13:12,730 - "Listen, listen, I don't have much time. 267 00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:14,080 I don't have much time. 268 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,370 Point my head at you. 269 00:13:15,370 --> 00:13:17,957 I can't look at you, I don't have muscles." 270 00:13:17,957 --> 00:13:18,907 - "Okay." 271 00:13:20,876 --> 00:13:22,196 - "Listen." - "Oh, oh." 272 00:13:22,196 --> 00:13:23,336 - "I see you." - "Okay." 273 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,584 - "I see you, okay? 274 00:13:24,584 --> 00:13:25,877 What day is it today, do you know the date?" 275 00:13:25,877 --> 00:13:29,177 - "It's Christmas Day, December 25th, 1996." 276 00:13:29,177 --> 00:13:31,630 - "Great, that's great, we have time, okay? 277 00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:34,960 It's not gonna get warm until probably March, okay? 278 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:35,920 So you have time. 279 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,290 I need you to go to the big old house up on the hill. 280 00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:39,876 You're a brave little boy, right? 281 00:13:39,876 --> 00:13:41,110 Aren't you a brave little boy? 282 00:13:41,110 --> 00:13:46,090 You will find a scroll in the basement of that house, okay? 283 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:50,110 That scroll has a list of 17 names. 284 00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:53,020 You are going to look for the 17th name, 285 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:55,903 which should say Alistair Smythe, listen to me! 286 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,270 Don't fucking yawn! 287 00:13:58,270 --> 00:13:59,980 I was a man, not a snowman. 288 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:02,290 I know it's too much to ask of a child 289 00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:04,708 but you need to fix this, okay?" 290 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,240 - And I'll cut you off there. 291 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,570 Excellent button, Josh, excellent lore, Brennan. 292 00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:16,150 I expected nothing less. 293 00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:18,790 Simply hundreds if not thousands 294 00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:20,050 of points for the both of you. 295 00:14:20,050 --> 00:14:22,076 - I love a magical carrot. 296 00:14:22,076 --> 00:14:23,230 - Yes, the carrot. - From the kitchen. 297 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,597 - From the kitchen. - That's all it was. 298 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,870 "I was a man." 299 00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:28,180 Harrison Ford is. 300 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:30,340 - Josh and Zac. - Okay. 301 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,410 - Two astronauts compete for the quote 302 00:14:32,410 --> 00:14:36,186 that will go down in history. 303 00:14:41,927 --> 00:14:46,367 - "Well, that's one flag that I just put on the moon." 304 00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:50,230 - "We put this flag on the moon together 305 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:54,017 because together, we can do anything." 306 00:14:54,017 --> 00:14:55,247 - "But-" - "No." 307 00:14:55,247 --> 00:15:00,247 - "Is there a better way to put a flag on the moon 308 00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:03,827 than to do it in a big blue spoon?" 309 00:15:04,697 --> 00:15:07,940 - "As astronauts, we have a duty to our people 310 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:11,440 to make them dream big and no one 311 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,080 dreams bigger than us here today 312 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,370 and I'm gonna put it right back here." 313 00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:18,560 - "Yeah, but also 314 00:15:20,249 --> 00:15:23,380 sometimes, um, when you take a spaceship, 315 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,300 you see all kinds of things 316 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,367 that are really, really important." 317 00:15:29,987 --> 00:15:32,717 - "Despite my partner's space madness, 318 00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:37,150 I'm doing this for everyone, including Jerry." 319 00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:40,900 - And I'll cut you off with the homicide. 320 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:43,570 Very good players, 45 points for you. 321 00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:46,300 Zac and Brennan. 322 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:49,120 A time traveler trying to figure out what year it is 323 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,873 without drawing too much attention to themselves. 324 00:15:56,597 --> 00:15:57,677 - "How's it going there, stranger?" 325 00:15:57,677 --> 00:15:58,637 - "Good." 326 00:15:58,637 --> 00:15:59,867 - "Funny get-up you got there." 327 00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:00,700 - "Oh. 328 00:16:02,599 --> 00:16:04,670 I'm doing a vaudeville 329 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,720 show?" - "Doing a vaudeville show? 330 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,490 Jeepers creepers, buster. 331 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,297 You're more old-timey than my Pop-Pop." 332 00:16:11,297 --> 00:16:12,977 - "Oh yeah, I'm-" 333 00:16:12,977 --> 00:16:15,498 - "What, are you gonna head to the Nickelodeon afterwards?" 334 00:16:15,498 --> 00:16:17,024 - "The Nickelodeon?" - "Give me a break." 335 00:16:18,947 --> 00:16:21,730 - "Yes, I don't have my, 336 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:25,007 not phone because that wouldn't be here." 337 00:16:25,007 --> 00:16:26,968 - "Rip it out of the wall, did you?" 338 00:16:26,968 --> 00:16:28,270 - "Right, right." - "Say mister, you're dressed 339 00:16:28,270 --> 00:16:30,017 in tinfoil like a baked potato." 340 00:16:30,017 --> 00:16:31,258 - "Yeah." 341 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,169 - "Tinfoil's only three years old at this point." 342 00:16:34,157 --> 00:16:36,227 - "What are you up to today?" 343 00:16:36,227 --> 00:16:37,450 - "Well, I'm gonna head on down 344 00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:40,667 to City Hall and report my fair share of Communists." 345 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,160 - "Oh. 346 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,240 Interesting, awesome. 347 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,250 Well, I want you to know first off 348 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,567 before I walk out of here, I'm not a Communist." 349 00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:50,260 - "Say, saying you're not a Communist 350 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,030 is one of the first things those Reds do." 351 00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:55,570 - I will cut you off there. 352 00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:59,320 1950 amount of points for you, is that about right? 353 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,613 That was the Red Scare. - I was thinking, yeah, 354 00:17:00,613 --> 00:17:01,980 like 40s into 50s. 355 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,850 - We can look up three years. 356 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,590 Tinfoil has been out for three years. 357 00:17:05,590 --> 00:17:07,690 - Someone could say 1973 and another person 358 00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:09,820 could say 1875 and I would be like- 359 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,560 - Totally, absolutely. - Great, sure. 360 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,810 - Last one of this round, Brennan and Josh. 361 00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:14,920 - Okay. - Okay. 362 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,690 - Thomas Jefferson getting notes from 363 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:20,367 his Hollywood agent on the Declaration of Independence. 364 00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:25,570 - "Greetings, you have reached Thomas Jefferson. 365 00:17:25,570 --> 00:17:28,120 I'm answering the phone in real life right now 366 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,627 and if you speak, I will hear you." 367 00:17:29,627 --> 00:17:33,243 - "Hey Tommy J, we have Ari on the line. 368 00:17:33,243 --> 00:17:34,817 We have your agent, Ari." 369 00:17:34,817 --> 00:17:36,340 "You got him? Okay, great. 370 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:38,507 Hey Tommy J, what's up?" 371 00:17:38,507 --> 00:17:40,607 - "Ari, my agent, hello." 372 00:17:40,607 --> 00:17:43,873 - "Listen, did a quick skim of that scroll thing. 373 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,650 I have a few notes, first of all, I can't really read it. 374 00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:51,167 I don't know if, I know you wrote it with long hand, is it?" 375 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:54,437 - "I wrote it with quill and ink as is the custom." 376 00:17:54,437 --> 00:17:56,140 - "Hey, Meredith. 377 00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:59,620 Can you go ahead and get Tommy J final draft 12? 378 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,500 Because if we don't, here's the thing Tommy J, 379 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,380 places like Stage 6, Sony, Warner Bros., 380 00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:07,630 Tubi, Arrow, they're not gonna be able 381 00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:10,840 to sort of find it clean and digestible, okay? 382 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,287 You picking up what I'm putting down, bud?" 383 00:18:12,287 --> 00:18:16,420 - "The only person I need to digest my proclamation 384 00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:19,487 is King George III, tyrant that he is." 385 00:18:19,487 --> 00:18:22,090 - "Right on, right on and by the way just real quick, 386 00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:23,440 we want to make sure you got an invite 387 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:27,047 to the Indie Film Spirit Awards tonight at seven o'clock." 388 00:18:27,047 --> 00:18:28,795 - "Am I not already on the list?" 389 00:18:29,636 --> 00:18:31,103 - "Well, I got Ray Romano on the other line and-" 390 00:18:31,103 --> 00:18:32,589 - "Yeah, patch Ray through." 391 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,622 - "Okay." - "Patch Ray through." 392 00:18:33,622 --> 00:18:34,997 - "Yeah, sorry, can we patch Ray through?" 393 00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:35,830 "Hey." 394 00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:37,030 - "Ray, I've been waiting for punch up 395 00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:38,807 on this Declaration for weeks now, what's going on?" 396 00:18:38,807 --> 00:18:40,322 - "Oh, Tommy." 397 00:18:40,322 --> 00:18:41,745 - Yeah, I'll definitely cut you off there. 398 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,860 I don't know how we ended up with an entirely different prompt. 399 00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:47,955 - Let us do Ray Romano helps Thomas Jefferson. 400 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,040 - That brings us to the minigame. 401 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,710 The minigame is translator and for this, 402 00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:56,440 I'm gonna ask Josh to take center stage. 403 00:18:56,440 --> 00:19:00,340 Josh will be playing our politician and a combination 404 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,400 of Zac and Brennan will be playing his translator. 405 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,900 They will each be translating 406 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:08,740 every other line of Josh's spiel. 407 00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:10,750 Josh, I will kick you off with a topic. 408 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:15,286 Your topic is a new scientific discovery. 409 00:19:17,537 --> 00:19:22,397 - "Hello." 410 00:19:22,397 --> 00:19:24,439 - "People of Staten Island." 411 00:19:32,717 --> 00:19:35,735 - "You've been very bad and the robots are coming." 412 00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:37,900 - "So, 413 00:19:42,499 --> 00:19:44,075 so, 414 00:19:52,685 --> 00:19:53,518 Uh-oh." 415 00:19:55,337 --> 00:19:59,393 - "If you get killed by a robot, friends, that's on you." 416 00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:04,450 - "Koo-koo." 417 00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:07,547 - "If you get shot at by a robot, that's on you." 418 00:20:07,547 --> 00:20:10,900 - "Now, everybody. 419 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,227 What? 420 00:20:13,397 --> 00:20:16,583 Wow," 421 00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:19,420 - "If you pour milk in your eyes, 422 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:22,159 you will be able to see the invisible robots." 423 00:20:24,137 --> 00:20:24,970 - "I gotta go." 424 00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:32,260 - "Me and some guys are headed to Fuddruckers after this. 425 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:35,860 I'm not sure if you're all busy but feel free to swing by." 426 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,330 - Fantastic. 427 00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:39,100 All three of you, wow. 428 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,180 - I wonder how many points we got? 429 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:42,373 - Great point. - One great point. 430 00:20:43,466 --> 00:20:45,038 - One great point. 431 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,140 - That brings us to round three where our players 432 00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:54,400 will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together. 433 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,300 Josh. - Huh? 434 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:56,133 - Zac. - Hmm? 435 00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:57,040 - Brennan. - Mm hmm. 436 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,793 - Braggadocious cavemen tool-dropping. 437 00:21:01,817 --> 00:21:04,450 - "Incredible hunt. Y'know. 438 00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:07,300 Everyone gave 100%. 439 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,580 Very grateful, very humbled 440 00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:12,767 and grateful for flint spearhead." 441 00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:14,087 - "Flint spearhead." 442 00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:16,480 - "Oh wow, flint spearhead. 443 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,677 Mister Spearhead over here." 444 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:22,780 - "You know, just saying, its good development 445 00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:25,300 will eventually lead to eradication 446 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,857 of giant ground sloths in North America, so." 447 00:21:27,857 --> 00:21:31,450 - "Yeah, but will it be as cool as a piece of wood 448 00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:34,637 I found that's good to move a big rock?" 449 00:21:34,637 --> 00:21:35,620 - "Wow. 450 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:38,344 Oh wait, you were saying giant sloth?" 451 00:21:38,344 --> 00:21:39,177 - "Giant sloth." 452 00:21:39,177 --> 00:21:41,470 - "I think they know my friend, saber-toothed tiger. 453 00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:44,237 I actually made saddle for saber-toothed tiger." 454 00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:45,467 - "Whoa." - "Yeah." 455 00:21:45,467 --> 00:21:47,117 - "Okay, name-dropper." - "So I don't know." 456 00:21:47,117 --> 00:21:48,430 - "It kinda feels like you're going 457 00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:50,344 out of your way to try and make-" 458 00:21:50,344 --> 00:21:51,427 - "It was definitely off of something said 459 00:21:51,427 --> 00:21:53,927 and it was organic part of conversation." 460 00:21:53,927 --> 00:21:55,360 - "How about this? 461 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,712 Seem like we tense. 462 00:21:57,712 --> 00:21:58,930 - Seem like - 463 00:21:58,930 --> 00:22:01,517 Seem like we at each other throat." 464 00:22:01,517 --> 00:22:02,387 - "Okay." - "Okay." 465 00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:04,303 - "Maybe we go home, 466 00:22:04,303 --> 00:22:09,197 I write in my clay tablets about how I feeling." 467 00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:11,560 - "Where the clay tablet come from?" 468 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,910 - I'll cut you off there. - "Well, it's fair." 469 00:22:15,103 --> 00:22:17,950 - Some cavemen really do have it all. 470 00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:19,330 When were the cavemen approximately? 471 00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:22,030 - So caveman is like a broad term but I think 472 00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:24,880 it's like past 25.000 or something like that years old. 473 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,620 - Yes, so we'll say negative 25.000 points. 474 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:27,970 - Oh. 475 00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:29,440 - Taking this one at a time please. 476 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,240 No need to talk over each other. 477 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,810 Messages on Sam's answering machine. 478 00:22:34,810 --> 00:22:36,250 - Hey, what's up Sam? 479 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,810 It's me, 480 00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:38,643 Mamazune. 481 00:22:38,643 --> 00:22:40,264 Just kidding, it's Josh. 482 00:22:40,264 --> 00:22:41,740 Listen, I need grocery money 483 00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:43,090 and I was just kinda hoping maybe 484 00:22:43,090 --> 00:22:45,940 I could "Make Some Noise" or do pretty much anything. 485 00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:49,312 Look, I don't even know what "D20" is, never heard of it. 486 00:22:49,312 --> 00:22:52,090 I'm seeing a lot of clips of Brennan working. 487 00:22:52,090 --> 00:22:55,240 But for real, yeah, one second! 488 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,620 One second! 489 00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:57,476 Look, 490 00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:59,112 I have, uh, 491 00:22:59,112 --> 00:23:01,210 I just got done, you're my last quarter. 492 00:23:01,210 --> 00:23:02,043 All right?" 493 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,970 - Hey Sam, it's Zac. 494 00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,403 I was just calling, I don't know how this works. 495 00:23:10,570 --> 00:23:13,780 For some reason when you Google my name, 496 00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:15,077 one of the first things that comes up is 497 00:23:15,077 --> 00:23:18,940 "Zac Oyama fired" from a YouTube Live video 498 00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:21,823 where you fire me as a joke and I'm just wondering, 499 00:23:22,690 --> 00:23:26,050 I wonder if there's a way to like, 500 00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:28,540 I don't know how priorities work on that. 501 00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:29,560 It's just confusing. 502 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,510 Some people think I'm actually fired. 503 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:33,520 - That's too true. 504 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,340 - Hey Sam, it's Brennan calling. 505 00:23:36,340 --> 00:23:39,850 So there's a TikTok of me pretending 506 00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:43,000 to be a dragon slipping on a banana peel 507 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,680 and a group of teens have mobilized to burn my home down. 508 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,790 So if we could put a disclaimer on the TikTok that says 509 00:23:51,790 --> 00:23:55,090 yes, I was saying I wanted to conquer the world 510 00:23:55,090 --> 00:23:59,230 but I was doing it as a fictional dragon and not a guy 511 00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:03,100 who lives in the world and is a real person with feelings. 512 00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:04,810 So hit me up as soon as you can 513 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:06,430 and please help me, help me, help me. 514 00:24:06,430 --> 00:24:08,807 - Disclaimer appears before all of these jokes, 515 00:24:08,807 --> 00:24:11,550 "Loosely based on a true story." 516 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,280 It is at this point that I would like 517 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:20,031 to remind everyone that I wrote 270 of these. 518 00:24:20,864 --> 00:24:23,170 Two sides of a pistachio shell fighting 519 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:26,717 being pulled apart to protect the pistachio. 520 00:24:26,717 --> 00:24:27,703 - "What's happening?" 521 00:24:27,703 --> 00:24:28,536 - "You're gonna be all right." 522 00:24:28,536 --> 00:24:30,077 - "Is this real, is this really happening?" 523 00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:31,090 - "All right, listen. 524 00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:32,950 Our seam is almost all the way closed. 525 00:24:32,950 --> 00:24:34,600 There are so many pistachios in this bag 526 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,927 that have a wider seam than we have." 527 00:24:36,927 --> 00:24:38,088 - "So we're fine." - "They're gonna 528 00:24:38,088 --> 00:24:38,921 put us back in the bag." - "We're fine, right?" 529 00:24:38,921 --> 00:24:40,528 - "That's exactly right." 530 00:24:40,528 --> 00:24:42,023 - "You gotta stay positive, okay? 531 00:24:42,970 --> 00:24:44,920 Oh god, I feel a fucking shadow. 532 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,568 Okay, the bag's moving, the bag's moving." 533 00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:50,267 - "Oh my god." 534 00:24:50,267 --> 00:24:52,210 - "This is normal, you're gonna be okay, all right? 535 00:24:52,210 --> 00:24:54,250 Look, we're gonna feel a finger. 536 00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:57,256 It's gonna be rooting around for a pistachio, okay? 537 00:24:57,256 --> 00:24:58,900 Just 'cause you feel a finger 538 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,472 doesn't mean that it's us, okay?" 539 00:25:00,472 --> 00:25:01,860 - "Okay." - "Stay calm." 540 00:25:03,805 --> 00:25:05,976 - "Hang tight. 541 00:25:05,976 --> 00:25:07,426 Okay, oh god, oh god, oh god. 542 00:25:10,506 --> 00:25:11,880 Okay, calm down." 543 00:25:13,364 --> 00:25:14,672 - "No, no." - "Stay calm. 544 00:25:14,672 --> 00:25:15,744 Hold onto me." 545 00:25:15,744 --> 00:25:18,032 - "I can't feel my freaking shell." 546 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:21,280 - "Oh no, I can't see." - "Okay, listen. 547 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,260 You're gonna lose us, okay? 548 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:24,640 What I need you to do is this. 549 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,467 When it opens all the way, drop into the bag." 550 00:25:27,467 --> 00:25:28,720 - "I can't." - "Drop to the floor 551 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,643 and go under the table, yes you can! 552 00:25:30,643 --> 00:25:32,323 Drop under the table." - "He's pulling me." 553 00:25:38,733 --> 00:25:41,050 - What an incredible closer. 554 00:25:41,050 --> 00:25:43,166 - Eat your heart out, "Band of Brothers." 555 00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:47,710 - That brings us to the end of our show. 556 00:25:47,710 --> 00:25:49,910 Our winner tonight is 557 00:25:51,430 --> 00:25:52,855 Josh Ruben. 558 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:53,787 - Oh! 559 00:25:53,787 --> 00:25:54,670 - Josh. 560 00:25:54,670 --> 00:25:55,540 - Wow. 561 00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:59,260 - You are the recipient of the Golden Ear. 562 00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:01,660 - And just to confirm, I can't take this? 563 00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:03,190 - You cannot bring that home. 564 00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:05,230 That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise." 565 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,840 Tune in next time for more of the game samer. 566 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:11,113 I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me, goodnight.