1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,040 - Tonight, a background actor 2 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:06,033 that's too aware of the camera, it's Brennan Lee Mulligan. 3 00:00:07,290 --> 00:00:08,899 - Remember your mark. 4 00:00:08,899 --> 00:00:10,369 Oh no. 5 00:00:10,369 --> 00:00:11,202 No, no. 6 00:00:12,515 --> 00:00:14,020 Why are you going right towards it? 7 00:00:14,020 --> 00:00:15,939 Stop. God, turn around. 8 00:00:15,939 --> 00:00:18,112 Oh, I blew it. 9 00:00:18,112 --> 00:00:19,117 Shit! 10 00:00:19,117 --> 00:00:21,900 - Dancing to YMCA in a silent disco, 11 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:24,819 it's Ruha Taslimi! 12 00:00:32,823 --> 00:00:34,920 And a toddler rushing for their parents' leg, 13 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,974 it's Oscar Montoya. 14 00:00:42,337 --> 00:00:44,272 They're all here to. 15 00:00:44,272 --> 00:00:48,040 - Make some noise! 16 00:00:58,345 --> 00:00:59,730 - Welcome to Make Some Noise, 17 00:00:59,730 --> 00:01:02,640 the game so good, we spun it off unchanged. 18 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,200 I am your host, Sam Reich, 19 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,310 and here's how the game works. 20 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:07,320 I have a series of improvisational prompts 21 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:11,250 our players have never seen before. 22 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:12,600 Isn't that right players? 23 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,710 - Yes. - Presumably. 24 00:01:13,710 --> 00:01:15,120 - Yeah, sure. No, I haven't. 25 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,470 - They will to the best of their ability 26 00:01:16,470 --> 00:01:18,050 fulfill those prompts, 27 00:01:18,050 --> 00:01:18,883 I will award them corresponding points, 28 00:01:18,883 --> 00:01:21,480 and the winter will go home with the coveted golden ear, 29 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,520 which grants three wishes 30 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:27,123 so long as those wishes are for a golden ear. 31 00:01:28,260 --> 00:01:32,400 Players are you ready to rumble? 32 00:01:35,580 --> 00:01:36,413 Brennan, 33 00:01:37,410 --> 00:01:42,410 the ghost of St. Patrick's Day's Past. 34 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:54,419 - Right, Ebeneezer Scrooge... 35 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:58,320 ah ya bastard man! 36 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,170 My name's Seamus O'Finnegan Ryan McPhee, 37 00:02:01,170 --> 00:02:04,650 you must learn the true meaning of Saint Patrick's Day, 38 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:06,510 and what this day was all about 39 00:02:06,510 --> 00:02:10,620 when first the blessed Saint came to the Emerald Isle. 40 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:12,033 Come with me Ebeneezer. 41 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:16,230 Here is the blessed Saint Patrick 42 00:02:16,230 --> 00:02:19,293 driving the "snakes" out of Ireland. 43 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:24,633 He's murdering pagans, Ebeneezer Scrooge. 44 00:02:26,130 --> 00:02:29,880 He's making the island right for the Lord, 45 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:34,680 the one true Lord, Jesus Christ, Ebeneezer Scrooge, 46 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,110 and you learn to live with him in your heart 47 00:02:37,110 --> 00:02:39,781 or it's to perdition you'll be bound! 48 00:02:41,533 --> 00:02:44,126 - And I'll cut you off there Brennan. 49 00:02:44,126 --> 00:02:44,959 - There's one more ghost. 50 00:02:44,959 --> 00:02:48,157 - Let's go to 1800s England and there's some publisher like, 51 00:02:48,157 --> 00:02:49,530 "Charlie, listen to me, 52 00:02:49,530 --> 00:02:52,530 this Christmas Carol is doing bang up numbers. 53 00:02:52,530 --> 00:02:54,847 We could do an Easter Carol, a St. Patrick's Carol." 54 00:02:54,847 --> 00:02:56,197 - "Heck, even an Arbor Day." 55 00:02:56,197 --> 00:02:57,057 - "Arbor Day!" 56 00:02:59,190 --> 00:03:02,379 - A past, present, and future amount of points for you. 57 00:03:02,379 --> 00:03:03,478 - Oh, that's a lot. 58 00:03:03,478 --> 00:03:04,454 - Ruha! 59 00:03:04,454 --> 00:03:06,303 Welcome to the show. 60 00:03:06,303 --> 00:03:07,210 - Thank you. 61 00:03:07,210 --> 00:03:09,010 - What a treat! 62 00:03:09,010 --> 00:03:12,270 Your prompt is "A Toxic Ballet Teacher 63 00:03:12,270 --> 00:03:16,781 "Goes Over the Choreography Impatiently." 64 00:03:16,781 --> 00:03:17,622 - Triggered. 65 00:03:17,622 --> 00:03:18,455 - Where's my cane? 66 00:03:21,450 --> 00:03:23,760 I know one of you took my cane, 67 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,650 and you think you're getting out of this, 68 00:03:25,650 --> 00:03:28,983 but you're not because I have a foot. 69 00:03:30,029 --> 00:03:31,353 Now, Cindy, 70 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:36,210 when I ask you to kick, I want the leg up, 71 00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:37,170 I know we've been over 72 00:03:37,170 --> 00:03:40,072 that I'm not allowed to grab you anymore, 73 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:46,593 and if you don't want to be a better dancer, then fine, 74 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:50,940 I won't, but I'm going to pound my foot 75 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:53,520 since I know you stole my cane, Cindy, 76 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,967 until you get that foot up, okay? 77 00:04:01,470 --> 00:04:02,970 Get out! 78 00:04:02,970 --> 00:04:05,130 - I will cut you off there, Ruha. 79 00:04:06,269 --> 00:04:08,441 Brilliant, Ruha. A one and a two and a three 80 00:04:08,441 --> 00:04:10,466 and a four amount of points for you. 81 00:04:10,466 --> 00:04:11,299 Very well done. 82 00:04:11,299 --> 00:04:14,529 Oscar, welcome to the show as well. 83 00:04:14,529 --> 00:04:15,926 - Hi, hi, hi, hi. 84 00:04:15,926 --> 00:04:18,990 - The first person to discover 85 00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:21,720 that you can drink cow's milk. 86 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,180 - Dude, dude, 87 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:27,450 whoa, ask me what this is, man. 88 00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:29,910 Ask me what this is, man. 89 00:04:29,910 --> 00:04:32,700 Bartholomew, check it out, alright. 90 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:34,470 I was out at the farm 91 00:04:34,470 --> 00:04:36,960 trying to get the cows in place, right? 92 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,390 'Cause we slaughter the cows to make beef, 93 00:04:39,390 --> 00:04:41,460 you know what we do here, 94 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:42,990 but then I was like, wait a second. 95 00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:45,963 What are these dangling things coming out of this cow? 96 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:48,660 And then I was like, 97 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:50,913 you know what they sort of remind me of? 98 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,370 Mama's tatas, you know what I mean? 99 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:58,800 Sh, dude, I'm getting there man. 100 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,530 So I go in there and I say, okay, 101 00:05:01,530 --> 00:05:03,150 this could be the best thing 102 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:05,488 or the worst thing that could happen to me, right? 103 00:05:05,488 --> 00:05:08,070 - I'm gonna cut you off there, Oscar. 104 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:11,040 - Straight up, no gamble, no gain, right? 105 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:14,370 You gotta give it a try. You gotta give it a try. 106 00:05:14,370 --> 00:05:18,390 Let's say a 2% amount of points for you, Oscar. 107 00:05:18,390 --> 00:05:20,820 Brennan, all the way back at you. 108 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,887 Brennan's Wario, 109 00:05:23,887 --> 00:05:25,293 Wennan Wee Wulligan. 110 00:05:26,164 --> 00:05:29,164 - Heh! It's me, Wennan Wee Wulligan. 111 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:31,480 Goodbye 112 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:33,953 me? 113 00:05:34,890 --> 00:05:37,140 What's the opposite of "hey gang"? 114 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:41,973 The important thing is this: I hate Dungeons and Dragons. 115 00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:48,354 My favorite tabletop roleplaying game is 116 00:05:48,354 --> 00:05:50,768 Investing in Multinational Corporations, 117 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:56,100 a game I play from dawn till dusk. 118 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:59,460 I hate children and staying hydrated, 119 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:02,430 and I love to not tell stories about stuff 120 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:04,083 that happened at LARP Camp. 121 00:06:05,711 --> 00:06:07,890 - I'll cut you off there. 122 00:06:07,890 --> 00:06:09,360 - How was that for you, Brennan? 123 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:10,320 Channeling that? 124 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,630 - I felt that it was very on the nose 125 00:06:12,630 --> 00:06:14,430 and sort of referential to myself, 126 00:06:14,430 --> 00:06:16,890 but that sort of tactlessness 127 00:06:16,890 --> 00:06:19,815 is exactly what Wennan Wee Wulligan would do. 128 00:06:19,815 --> 00:06:20,890 - Totally. 129 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:21,903 - There you have it. 130 00:06:23,370 --> 00:06:26,010 - 10 GME option calls for you, 131 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,380 that's a little Robin Hood reference. 132 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:29,213 Ruha, 133 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,550 your great aunt has something to say 134 00:06:32,550 --> 00:06:36,123 about everything in your junk drawer. 135 00:06:37,050 --> 00:06:39,930 - Rubber bands, these don't stay good. 136 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:41,370 They get old, they break. 137 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:43,383 You can throw things away, Ruha. 138 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,670 No, yes, I know I was helping myself to water, 139 00:06:47,670 --> 00:06:51,000 but I could not help but see this drawer in your kitchen 140 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,470 when I was looking for a cup. 141 00:06:52,470 --> 00:06:54,480 Yes, I was looking for a cup in your drawer. 142 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,880 They don't act so like oh you're looking for a cup 143 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,680 in a drawer because wow, 144 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,240 almost everything is in this drawer 145 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,370 I could possibly imagine. 146 00:07:02,370 --> 00:07:03,870 Just cash? 147 00:07:03,870 --> 00:07:05,824 Just loose cash? 148 00:07:05,824 --> 00:07:06,930 Anyone could come in. 149 00:07:06,930 --> 00:07:07,770 What is this? 150 00:07:07,770 --> 00:07:12,333 Just notes that say happy birthday to your own cat? 151 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:14,273 Well, listen. 152 00:07:14,273 --> 00:07:16,020 I, no, yes I am thirsty, but. 153 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:18,720 - I will cut you off there Ruha. 154 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,540 - Just picturing your aunt and you 155 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:25,860 like on opposite ends of the house, screaming at you. 156 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:28,530 - Oscar, there is a world in which 157 00:07:28,530 --> 00:07:31,200 this one is a little mischievous. 158 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,790 Oh, just so you think. 159 00:07:32,790 --> 00:07:35,370 - The toxic ballet teacher's assistant 160 00:07:35,370 --> 00:07:39,150 goes over the same choreography as before. 161 00:07:39,150 --> 00:07:40,163 - Okay. - Remember, kick. 162 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:43,500 - Again. 163 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:46,803 Remember, kick high. Kick high. 164 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:50,610 Cindy I know what you did, okay. 165 00:07:50,610 --> 00:07:52,293 You took the teacher's cane. 166 00:07:53,490 --> 00:07:54,750 Okay? 167 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:58,578 So for you, I need that arabesque up there, honey. 168 00:07:58,578 --> 00:07:59,411 Higher. 169 00:07:59,411 --> 00:08:01,236 Are you in pain? Good, give me more. 170 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:04,890 Actually, that was quite impressive. 171 00:08:04,890 --> 00:08:06,633 Fifth position now, four, three. 172 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,460 Everyone take a seat, Cindy stand center. 173 00:08:11,460 --> 00:08:14,943 A 5, 6, 7, and guess what? I also have feet. 174 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,680 - I'll cut you off there Oscar. 175 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:20,730 - What am I holding? 176 00:08:20,730 --> 00:08:21,750 I was holding something. 177 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:23,730 - Yeah like a notepad presumably. 178 00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:27,988 - The whole page saying "Ballet not good today. 179 00:08:27,988 --> 00:08:29,310 Ballet good today." 180 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:31,620 - Ballet could be better today. 181 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:33,963 - A 16 count amount of points for you. 182 00:08:37,237 --> 00:08:38,820 - That brings us to the mini game. 183 00:08:38,820 --> 00:08:42,270 This is a mini game called Wrong Answers Only. 184 00:08:42,270 --> 00:08:45,450 Players, I'm gonna present you with a category 185 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:48,240 and you give me some corresponding make-em-ups. 186 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:52,260 The category is now that's what I call fizzy drinks. 187 00:08:52,260 --> 00:08:54,063 Players, I think you're aware 188 00:08:54,063 --> 00:08:56,610 that in some parts of the United States, we call it soda. 189 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:59,580 In other parts of the United States, we call it pop. 190 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:01,950 I'm gonna present you with some locations, 191 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:05,373 you tell me what soda's called in that location. 192 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,313 Baton Rouge, Louisiana. 193 00:09:09,390 --> 00:09:10,223 Oscar. 194 00:09:10,223 --> 00:09:12,960 - We call 'em crocodile tears. 195 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,940 - Crocodile tears! Yes we do. 196 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:15,773 Brennan. 197 00:09:15,773 --> 00:09:17,670 - Let's catch you a big glass of daddy water. 198 00:09:19,999 --> 00:09:20,832 - Ruha. 199 00:09:20,832 --> 00:09:22,000 - Oh these are big boobies. 200 00:09:22,881 --> 00:09:24,290 - Booooobies. 201 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:28,860 I think this one is gonna go to Brennan for daddy water. 202 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:29,730 - Okay. - Yeah. 203 00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:31,320 Next up, 204 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,393 Manchester, United Kingdom. 205 00:09:34,383 --> 00:09:35,222 Ruha. 206 00:09:35,222 --> 00:09:36,690 - Fizzlety squirt. 207 00:09:36,690 --> 00:09:37,530 - Oh no. 208 00:09:37,530 --> 00:09:41,567 - A big old glass of fizzlety squirt. 209 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,373 - Brennan. 210 00:09:43,373 --> 00:09:44,206 - Scrumpt drink. 211 00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:47,303 - Oscar. 212 00:09:47,303 --> 00:09:49,337 - The teeth decayer. 213 00:09:49,337 --> 00:09:50,550 - Ooh. 214 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:53,730 The teeth decayer is very good, Oscar. 215 00:09:53,730 --> 00:09:56,400 I think that one's gonna have to go with you. 216 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:59,652 Next up, Sydney, Australia. 217 00:09:59,652 --> 00:10:00,485 - Ruha. 218 00:10:00,485 --> 00:10:02,049 - Koala juice. 219 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:05,190 - It's the face. 220 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:07,830 It's the face that makes it for me. 221 00:10:07,830 --> 00:10:09,443 - It's very delicious. 222 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,760 - Is it? - Yah! 223 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:11,829 Doesn't look like it is. 224 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:14,361 - Brennan. 225 00:10:14,361 --> 00:10:15,873 - Milk. 226 00:10:15,873 --> 00:10:17,550 - That's interesting. 227 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,383 - Oscar. 228 00:10:18,383 --> 00:10:22,080 - Fizzy, fizzy, fizzy, oy, oy, oy. 229 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,120 - That's pretty good Oscar, 230 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:27,388 but I think this one's gonna have to go with Ruha. 231 00:10:27,388 --> 00:10:28,350 - For the face. 232 00:10:28,350 --> 00:10:30,273 - Next up, Transylvania. 233 00:10:33,022 --> 00:10:35,321 - Carbonated beverage. 234 00:10:38,142 --> 00:10:39,017 - Ruha. 235 00:10:39,017 --> 00:10:41,638 - Dr. Acula Pepper. 236 00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:50,224 - I can't top that, but I want to suck your bubbles. 237 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,559 - This one's with Ruha as well. 238 00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:57,322 That's good, that's good. 239 00:10:57,322 --> 00:10:58,155 - Camelot. 240 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:02,202 - The holy gr-ale? 241 00:11:04,905 --> 00:11:05,771 - Ruha. 242 00:11:05,771 --> 00:11:07,519 - Lance-a Sips A Lot. 243 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:10,733 - Oscar. 244 00:11:10,733 --> 00:11:12,397 - The lady in the soda. 245 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,410 - You go out to see the lady in the lake, 246 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:18,360 and she's just floating way at the top. 247 00:11:19,327 --> 00:11:21,630 "It's hard to get down near the bottom. 248 00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:23,749 Please take the sword and go." 249 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:26,474 - "Take it, just take -" 250 00:11:29,019 --> 00:11:30,300 - That brings us to round two 251 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,910 where our players will now test their talents 252 00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:35,520 in teams of two. 253 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,987 Brennan. 254 00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:38,963 Ruha. 255 00:11:38,963 --> 00:11:43,963 The Germaphobe's Association's Secret Handshake. 256 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:46,629 - Terry, it's amazing to see you. 257 00:11:46,629 --> 00:11:47,922 I can't believe it's been a whole year. 258 00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:56,288 Bubble looks great. 259 00:11:56,288 --> 00:11:58,672 - I'll cut you off there. 260 00:11:58,672 --> 00:12:00,240 I love a succinct little scene. 261 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,740 Sometimes it feels like what we're doing up here 262 00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:03,926 is we're making Far Side cartoons. 263 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:06,150 Just perfect. 264 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:07,320 I don't wanna touch this calculator, 265 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,570 but this amount of points. 266 00:12:10,323 --> 00:12:11,490 Ruha and Oscar. 267 00:12:11,490 --> 00:12:13,230 - Nice to meet you. - Hello. 268 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:17,490 - Two reindeer quietly trash talking Santa. 269 00:12:17,490 --> 00:12:18,824 - That was a great ride, boss! 270 00:12:18,824 --> 00:12:20,929 - Yeah Santa, we love you! 271 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,506 - Prancer, the fuck? 272 00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:32,160 - I mean Dancer like, what was that? 273 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,410 - It was messy, it was sloppy, 274 00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:38,864 it's the worst Christmas in about 600 years. 275 00:12:38,864 --> 00:12:40,470 - Yes, it was great. 276 00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:42,903 - Sleigh, queen, sleigh! 277 00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:46,980 - That landing on that rooftop in Santa Monica. 278 00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:49,380 - The way that, you know, we were having like asides 279 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:50,760 and then like Blitzen got in it 280 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,130 and we were all having a Kiki and then Santa's like, oh, 281 00:12:53,130 --> 00:12:55,203 do your job, I was like, excuse me? 282 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,470 We are not your elves, honey. 283 00:12:58,470 --> 00:12:59,303 We're not your— 284 00:12:59,303 --> 00:13:01,680 Looking cute, Santa Claus. 285 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,412 - We love, you changed into your little robe! 286 00:13:04,412 --> 00:13:05,953 Your breaktime robe! 287 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,230 Yes, you deserve. 288 00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:09,240 - You better work Santa, you better work, 289 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,108 'cause you don't at all at the workshop. 290 00:13:12,108 --> 00:13:14,880 And Mrs. Claus, she ain't loyal. 291 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,140 - Are you kidding me? - Yeah. 292 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:18,120 - I mean with a booty like that. 293 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,010 - Right? 294 00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:20,970 He don't pay enough attention to that booty. 295 00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:22,200 - He's gonna lose her. 296 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,064 - He already lost. - He already has. 297 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,783 - I'll cut you off there. 298 00:13:27,783 --> 00:13:29,190 Holy shit. 299 00:13:29,190 --> 00:13:32,520 I want this animated show immediately. 300 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,380 - Yeah, a 12 days of Christmas amount of points 301 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,545 for the two of you. 302 00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:41,420 Oscar and Brennan, a dramatic video game cut scene 303 00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:46,263 transitions awkwardly into the gameplay. 304 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,470 - Mario. 305 00:13:49,470 --> 00:13:50,670 - Luigi. 306 00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:55,290 - I saw you cheating on Princess Peach with Pauline. 307 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,689 - Luigi, what the fuck do you want me to say? 308 00:13:56,689 --> 00:13:58,229 - How dare you, man? 309 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,591 - You think things are so fucking simple. 310 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,058 - Hmm. 311 00:14:03,058 --> 00:14:06,480 - You're so worried about my relationship with Peach. 312 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,873 Why are you always thinking about Peach so much, man? 313 00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:11,790 - Because 314 00:14:11,790 --> 00:14:13,050 I 315 00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:15,420 loved her first. - Fuck you, man. 316 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:16,800 - Fuck you. 317 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,190 I know what you're doing putting the star liquified form, 318 00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:23,550 drinking it, getting fucking jazzed up every night. 319 00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:25,590 - Maybe I am jazzed 320 00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:28,689 'cause somebody forgot the name on the fucking game. 321 00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:29,523 - Oh, 322 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:32,580 but you forgot the most important part. 323 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:37,580 It's the Mario Brothers man, the Mario Brothers. 324 00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:41,010 - I've been waiting for this a long fucking time. 325 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,830 You want to go you string bean looking motherfucker? 326 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:45,352 - Let's fucking go. 327 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:54,602 - I'll cut you off there. 328 00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:57,810 Smash Brothers would be so much more interesting 329 00:14:57,810 --> 00:15:00,090 if it began with scenes like that. 330 00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:02,580 We just wanna know their motivations. 331 00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:05,493 Galaxy or Odyssey about points for the both of you. 332 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,910 Brennan and Ruha. 333 00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:09,743 - Hello again. 334 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,990 - White water rapid tour guides prepare their group 335 00:15:12,990 --> 00:15:17,340 for the Bermuda Triangle. 336 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:20,310 - Okay, so this is gonna be a bumpy ride everyone. 337 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,080 I hope you have all your safety vests on. 338 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,880 The white water rapids go fast. 339 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,920 - Guys so it's gonna be pretty simple, okay? 340 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,240 When I call out left, 341 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,730 I want everyone on the left side of that raft to go left. 342 00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,650 When Tev calls out right, 343 00:15:31,650 --> 00:15:33,930 I want everyone to hit the paddle on the right, 344 00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:35,550 and if we yell out straight up. 345 00:15:35,550 --> 00:15:36,453 - Straight up. 346 00:15:36,453 --> 00:15:38,520 - That means that we are in the Bermuda triangle, 347 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,500 we're gonna shoot straight up into the sky, okay. 348 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,334 - That's right, and if Kev yells straight up 349 00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:45,180 separate from me Tev that means something else. 350 00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:47,450 - Timelines have diverged, okay? 351 00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:50,670 So that means that only I am with one version of the raft 352 00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:53,370 and only Tev is with the other version of the raft. 353 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,203 - That's correct, 354 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,948 'cause we need to prepare you for all the possible outcomes 355 00:15:56,948 --> 00:15:59,040 that a Bermuda Triangle situation could arise. 356 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,380 Some people may be asking white water rapids, 357 00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:03,360 we're nowhere near the Bermuda Triangle. 358 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,610 - Yeah, 'cause that's how the Bermuda Triangle works. 359 00:16:05,610 --> 00:16:06,660 Yeah, exactly. 360 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:09,600 Yeah, we're not geographically near it so it can't find us. 361 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,670 - I will cut you off there. 362 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,260 - This is what "Lost" should have been. 363 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:14,970 - What "Lost" should have been. 364 00:16:14,970 --> 00:16:17,730 - A Whirlpool amount of points for the both of you. 365 00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:19,560 Ruha and Oscar. 366 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,680 Questions your little sibling insists on asking you 367 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,920 before you fall asleep. 368 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,410 - Hey Mark, are you asleep? 369 00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:29,880 Mark? 370 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,590 - What is it, Ben? 371 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,790 - I have a question for you. 372 00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:35,498 - Okay, yeah, what's up? - Are you asleep? 373 00:16:35,498 --> 00:16:37,200 - No, yeah, what is it? 374 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,050 - That's my question, are you asleep? 375 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,610 - Again, I did answer. 376 00:16:41,610 --> 00:16:43,235 - 'Cause I'm not asleep, 377 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,340 and I was wondering if you were asleep 378 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:48,303 because if you go to sleep, where do we go? 379 00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:50,910 What happens to our bodies? 380 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:54,090 And it's 'cause I closed my eyes, but like am I here? 381 00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:55,950 - Okay, Ben, yeah, listen. 382 00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:56,850 - Are you still asleep? 383 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,350 - No, I'm not asleep. 384 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,570 When we go to sleep, our bodies stay right here. 385 00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:03,690 - Okay. - So we sleep and sometimes if you dream, 386 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,100 it feels like you're somewhere else. 387 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:07,200 - Yeah I have dreams where you're asleep 388 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,287 and I walk into your room like I am doing now 389 00:17:10,287 --> 00:17:12,870 and I ask, are you asleep? And then you don't respond. 390 00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:15,000 You're not asleep now, are you? 391 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,490 - I will cut you off there. 392 00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:20,490 - This was me as a little brother by the way to a T. 393 00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:23,027 3:00 AM amount of points for the two of you. 394 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:28,880 And last but not least in this round, Oscar and Brennan, 395 00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:33,300 The Great British Baking Show's judges going down the line 396 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,400 on a technical challenge. 397 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,290 - Well, Mr. Paul Hollywood. 398 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,750 - Prue, shall we start here as we do in every single episode 399 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,310 and I always announce it like it's a brand new thing 400 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,460 that's going to happen? 401 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,523 - Hello, hi. 402 00:17:47,010 --> 00:17:49,860 - Underproved, overworked, the sugar's all over the side, 403 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,860 glaze running off the side, marzipan coming out the bottom, 404 00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:55,500 and there's a little, little Lego man on the top 405 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,300 and this is a technical, so they should all be identical. 406 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,800 - They should be exactly the same. 407 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,660 - Exactly the same so. 408 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,340 - Shall we Paul? - Yes, let's. 409 00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:05,730 Now I like the look of these, the look of these I like. 410 00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:10,530 There's cut through, see that's raw dough. 411 00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:11,363 - I'm sorry. 412 00:18:11,363 --> 00:18:12,360 - That's raw dough. 413 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,460 - What are you saying? 414 00:18:14,906 --> 00:18:16,271 - It's raw. - Raw? 415 00:18:16,271 --> 00:18:17,310 - Raw dough. 416 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:20,570 I know I have a Yorkshire, but it's. 417 00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:21,845 - Sorry, excuse us. 418 00:18:21,845 --> 00:18:24,165 - I wouldn't eat that if I were you. This is pure poison. 419 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,320 Sorry, Jeff Cameraman. 420 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,020 I think that we should stop the technical challenge. 421 00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:32,430 Find out who did this. 422 00:18:32,430 --> 00:18:34,020 - But we've been doing the technical challenge 423 00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:36,060 for about 60 years. 424 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:37,900 - That's right, this show began 425 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:42,060 in 1962. 426 00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:45,223 Now these are bananas, there's a plate of bananas. 427 00:18:45,223 --> 00:18:46,072 - They're not even tarts. 428 00:18:46,072 --> 00:18:46,921 - They're not even tarts. 429 00:18:46,921 --> 00:18:47,828 - I will cut you off there. 430 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,080 I like that we very briefly stepped into 431 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,810 the lore of the Great British Baking Show. 432 00:18:55,663 --> 00:18:58,667 1.962 points for the two of you. 433 00:19:01,309 --> 00:19:04,500 That brings us to our second and final mini game. 434 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:08,173 Players, this is a game we like to call Make It Sing. 435 00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:12,243 We give you an object, you make it sing for us. 436 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,673 Your sound is. 437 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:22,533 - If we give the aliens a cold. 438 00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:27,243 - Oscar, you're up. 439 00:19:28,157 --> 00:19:30,712 - This is a big deal. - Yes it is. 440 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:33,077 - Cause I love theremins. 441 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,350 - That's pretty darn good Oscar. 442 00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:42,192 - I'll take it. 443 00:19:42,192 --> 00:19:44,642 - Sounds like a grandma groaning over a bad joke. 444 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:48,510 - Ruha, that is you up! 445 00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:50,403 - Okay, great, thank you. 446 00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:00,143 - I mean, Ruha, 447 00:20:00,143 --> 00:20:02,373 I think that's a pretty, pretty great attempt. 448 00:20:06,645 --> 00:20:09,799 - What the fuck? 449 00:20:09,799 --> 00:20:11,313 - The force is strong with this one. 450 00:20:11,313 --> 00:20:13,200 - Okay Brennan, top that. 451 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,060 - You have some context clues now from your fellow players. 452 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:16,893 - I know. 453 00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:29,296 - Brennan looks like he's throwing baseball signs. 454 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:33,578 - What the fuck does this guy want me to pitch? Okay. 455 00:20:41,513 --> 00:20:43,920 - I guess you could use a finger instead of the whole hand, 456 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,515 but it's less dramatic that way. 457 00:20:45,515 --> 00:20:47,048 - That's what she said. 458 00:20:47,048 --> 00:20:48,535 - Oh my god. 459 00:20:53,391 --> 00:20:55,052 - All right, I'll cut you off. 460 00:20:55,052 --> 00:20:56,802 - I'm still learning! 461 00:20:59,817 --> 00:21:00,807 - How did that feel? 462 00:21:00,807 --> 00:21:02,348 - Yeah how was it? - Playing a theremin? 463 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,650 - I don't know, like a strange alien power 464 00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:07,170 had been given to me, but on the one hand it felt like 465 00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:09,750 there are things beyond mortal ken 466 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,670 to which we cannot claim knowledge, 467 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:12,720 but then also I was like, 468 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,286 how the hell would you do hot cross buns on this? 469 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:20,010 - Brennan if the goal was whale song, great work, 470 00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:22,560 but those points are gonna go to Ruha. 471 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:23,460 - Absolutely. - I'm sorry. 472 00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:25,383 I bought a theremin in my twenties. 473 00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:30,060 - That brings us to round three 474 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:32,700 where our players will now hold hands 475 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:36,601 and jump into the abyss all together. 476 00:21:36,601 --> 00:21:37,992 - Jumping. - Are we doing this? 477 00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:39,180 - Over the podium? 478 00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:40,803 - We are ready to die. 479 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,313 - Metaphor. 480 00:21:43,313 --> 00:21:44,164 - Oh. 481 00:21:44,164 --> 00:21:45,380 - Host related patter. - Oh. 482 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:48,060 - We would've done it. - We came so close. 483 00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:51,000 - Brennan, Ruha, Oscar, 484 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,910 the person with one line in the play 485 00:21:53,910 --> 00:21:56,043 somehow manages to fuck it up. 486 00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:00,273 - From dust we came and to dust, we shall return, 487 00:22:00,273 --> 00:22:02,940 and so the bitter pill, we both must swallow. 488 00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:06,150 If indeed the time has come for us to meet as brothers 489 00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:07,980 on the field of battle. 490 00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:12,980 Do you now regret this grudge at long last? 491 00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:14,720 - Is it time for the tea? 492 00:22:20,434 --> 00:22:23,820 - But pray for my servant 493 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:26,779 who has prepared the tea with the bitter pill 494 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:29,534 that we must swallow? We don't have to say what I'm saying. 495 00:22:29,534 --> 00:22:30,367 We can just. 496 00:22:31,860 --> 00:22:35,943 - Is the tea ready for our demise? 497 00:22:38,212 --> 00:22:39,901 The tea is ready for our demise. 498 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:43,590 - The what? Sorry, I'm sorry. 499 00:22:43,590 --> 00:22:45,630 - The tea is ready for our demise. 500 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:47,490 - You want me to say it now? 501 00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:49,290 - You should have said it five lines ago. 502 00:22:49,290 --> 00:22:50,140 - Can we go back? 503 00:22:51,283 --> 00:22:53,430 - And I'll cut you off there. 504 00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:56,490 - I love the mouthing along with your fellow actors. 505 00:22:56,490 --> 00:22:59,991 - Yeah they know everyone else's line except for their own. 506 00:22:59,991 --> 00:23:01,170 - Except for their own. 507 00:23:01,170 --> 00:23:02,970 A, line? 508 00:23:02,970 --> 00:23:04,270 Amount of points for Ruha. 509 00:23:05,910 --> 00:23:09,890 - Paparazzi for a middle school English teacher. 510 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:13,140 - If we look here, what Hamlet is trying to tell us. 511 00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:14,580 - Ms. Jacobs, who are you wearing? 512 00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:15,840 - Who are you wearing? - Who are you wearing? 513 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:19,200 - Oh, this is a brooch with a picture of my granddaughter. 514 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,269 - Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. 515 00:23:20,269 --> 00:23:23,700 - Her name is Allison and she lives in Tampa. 516 00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:25,330 - I'm sorry, is that your lunch? 517 00:23:25,330 --> 00:23:28,400 - Bag it, bag it, bag it. 518 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,030 - Do you have anything to say about 519 00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:33,300 Abby and Leo's potential relationship 520 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:35,190 in your seventh grade English class? 521 00:23:35,190 --> 00:23:37,110 - Well, these kids, you know, 522 00:23:37,110 --> 00:23:38,550 they get they're in the age 523 00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,440 where that's the only thing on their minds, 524 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:44,338 but my job is to keep us focused on the curriculum. 525 00:23:44,338 --> 00:23:45,171 Now - 526 00:23:45,171 --> 00:23:46,980 - What are your of on people calling you by your first name? 527 00:23:46,980 --> 00:23:48,235 Leanne? 528 00:23:48,235 --> 00:23:50,730 - Leanne, when students call you Leanne? 529 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:53,297 - When are you gonna gimme space to live my fucking life? 530 00:23:53,297 --> 00:23:55,710 - I'll cut you off there. 531 00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:59,193 That's how quickly celebrity toxifies us. 532 00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:03,930 A K through 12 amount of points for all three of you. 533 00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:07,263 Our last prompt of the game. 534 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:14,253 The toxic ballet teacher's students' final performance. 535 00:24:26,679 --> 00:24:28,258 - Cindy, get up. 536 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,298 - Cindy get up. 537 00:24:29,298 --> 00:24:30,131 - Cindy. 538 00:24:30,131 --> 00:24:31,440 - I knew I gonna put my leg too high. 539 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,660 I could feel it snapped outta the joint. 540 00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:34,740 Oh, it's dead. 541 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:35,850 I got dead leg. 542 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,757 Cindy, keep kicking. 543 00:24:40,590 --> 00:24:43,040 - Cindy come on. - Cindy come on. 544 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,553 - I will cut you off. 545 00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:48,300 That brings us to the end of our game. 546 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:52,230 Our winner this evening is 547 00:24:52,230 --> 00:24:53,373 Oscar Montoya! 548 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,084 You are the recipient of the golden ear. 549 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:01,917 - Oh my gosh. 550 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,270 Can I make my three wishes now? 551 00:25:03,270 --> 00:25:05,340 - That does it for us here at Make Some Noise. 552 00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:07,950 Tune in next time for more of the game samer. 553 00:25:07,950 --> 00:25:10,710 I am Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me. 554 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:11,859 Good night.